"A Fish Called Martin" Recap Season 4, Episode 17

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Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's a cute Caine, like a cute Mi scal bought
it for me and I was like, he had to
go pick up my man gesture, and I was like,
I don't know if you're making fun of me or not,
but either way it's useful, so it's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah yeah, oh no, he's not making fun of you.
Well yeah, yeah he is, that's true.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah you better me.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, hello, hi Dody, you're upright. I am very minded.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm upright, uh but barely and I can't like sit
all the way back or move so.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Uh yeah, I fell down my stairs, Jody, but like really.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Felt not like oops I missed it, like like fell.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Down my stairs, fell and you couldn't get up.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I I've never hurt my back before, like I've you know,
I've got bruises and bumps in this, but never have
I like hurt myself to where like you can't move
your legs or like stanp because the just the shooting
pain is unbearable. And uh yeah, I had stuff in
my hands, had these stupid sandals on that I've fallen
down in before, so those are now out.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I threw them away at there done.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
No anyways, I have like water bottles and a couple
of other things in my hand, and I'm going down the
stairs to come podcasts. Right like, this was all set up.
I literally had everything plugged in.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I was ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I was like, oh, I'll come downstairs, I'll get coffee.
I had showered and everything. Yeah, and my feet shot
out straight in front of me and I landed like
on the next step down on just on my spine
and right like the the lower right tailbone pelvis spine area.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Ohh. And I was like in a ball.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Mescal luckily was working from home, and he came running
down was like, are you okay? And I just was
like no, I was like crying like my back tried.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
To get up. I couldn't. I had to like.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Slide down the thing and sort of crawl over to
the couch, and even then I could only be in
like one position, and even that was awful. So trying
to get in the car to go to the emergency
room was fun. I had to like lay down, lay
the seat back and literally get on my knees and
get in there and just sort of prop myself up

(02:31):
and seat built in as best I could. Yeah, and
then dy when we got to the emergency room. Of course,
they're doing construction, so the emergency room is totally different
than it used to be, and they've taken over where
you used to be able to park or pull in
for like an emergency and unload the car.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Whatever that is now the waiting area. Oh geez.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So there's just a little small, like red curb, and
then there's like nine thousand yards to get up to,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Where you can even check in. Oh come, I couldn't walk.
I could I.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Couldn't lift my feet off the ground, so I was
taking little shuffling slide steps of about three to four
inches at a time.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh wow, oh Joe, and I couldn't And.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Everyone that walked by was like, do you need a wheelchair?
I was like, I can't sit, so I'd love one,
but no, and people were just.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like, oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was like, ah, I'd go for like ten feet
maybe not even like ten steps, and then just have
to stop and breathe and cry because it was just
so painful. You thought I might have fractured my spine
because of the amount of pain that I was in
and my limited mobility, but I did not, So they
took me back got me a little X ray. I

(03:44):
did not break anything, but I just really severely have.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Like a really horribly.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Pinched nerve in my back and coughing, breathing, laying down,
standing up, sitting down.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It just all hurts.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, that's the rub is that you can't there's.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No like, there's literally no comfortable position like sleeping at night.
I can sleep on my left side, but then I'll
go to roll over in the middle of the night
and just scream because it wakes me up because it's
like just shooting pain.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
When I roll over. So no, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
And mostly I'm just pissed because I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Like, then I can't go to the gym.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Now I can't do like getting up to go get
coffee is an ordeal.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, it's such ad.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
But I also I'm like, I don't want to sit
still and do nothing around me. But yeah, it's this
is not this is not fun. It could have been
way worse. I mean, I didn't break anything, for arms,
limbs back.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Thought you'd break something when I heard it, when I were.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like, oh, I can't I broke something honestly, when I
was on the bottom of the stairs and just had
this shooting like pain up my back but nothing really
in my legs until I moved.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was like, oh my god, did I I thought too.
I was like, did I break my back?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Because I've you know, wooden steps and it just yea,
all that landed on it Lizma spine. So anyway, I'm okay,
I'll be okay. But I have a cute little cane.
I love that scal got me and.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's adorable and it does help.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh my gosh, yeah, because I have to.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I just can't.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Even if I bear weight on my right leg, it
sends shooting pain up my back. So uh yeah, I
really did something to myself.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is a preview of the Golden years. God says,
exactly right, but it's going to be.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm living in a one story house, I'll tell you
that much. One story house with a lunai.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's it. That's all I can handle.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
So speaking of uh well, we weren't really speaking of
anything other than my back. But one thing that I
that I can do is like sit in this office
chair because it's big and the arms fold up so
I can kind of swivel in and I but I
have my little over here in the corners my little
Lego area behind the curtains, and I'm currently building Notre Dame,
which is gigantic. So I'm building Notre Dame and John

(05:55):
and Staymos texted me about something and then sends me
a pick sure, and he goes, look what He's like, Oh, oh,
I know what it was. It was about the the
full house Lego set that I posted about that me
and my friend John's sosists have been designing for the
Lego Creation series or whatever, and John had reposted it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
For us, and he's like, oh, my gosh, how do
we get this made?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
This is amazing, like we want to know, and then
he text He goes, I've just been really into Legos lately.
Look what I'm doing right now, and he texts me
he's building the Disney Castle, of course, but now he's
lighting it because there's like little lighting systems that you
can get for so we nerded out.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I was like, oh my god, look what I'm building
right now.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And so we nerd it out about legos and what
a pain it is to light them after you've built them,
and my gosh, just all kinds of stuff. I was like,
I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That I have a fellow Lego dude in the family.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
He's like, it's just so great, it's so meditatd I
was like, right, just it's I just follow the instructions.
I just look and I go and that's it. No
one asks anything of me. I don't have to do anything.
I can just yeah, it's lovely. So anyway, I love
the Notre Dame is half built.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Of the fact that you both have kids, but you're
not building Legos with your kids. You're building like you're building.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The advanced sets, like no, God no, and also like
two person lego building not great, not great, because then
you're like, well, now you did this, and then I
got it. It just I don't know something about legos
or a it's a solitary or maybe it's just because
I'm an only child.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I don't like to show my poice. So you're building
Lego sets of all the places you're going to visit
on your europe trip are you going to.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
And we're not going to Notre dom I just I
have always loved the cathedral. I've I always thought it
was beautiful. When it burnt down, I sat sobbing watching TV.
I've never been there in my life. But something about
it is just it's a it's just incredibly like important
and I love it, and so I followed along this

(07:51):
past five years that they've been restoring it, which just
why Miscoal got it for me, because I have been.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Obsessed with the restoration process.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
And how they found are who could replicate exactly the
manner in which everything was built. So they built it
exactly as it would have been.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Built at the time.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
In what that's cool fourteen sixteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
They used all hand tools, art artisans to recreate everything,
Like it's all thousands of people that they brought in
from all over the world who pla practice traditional architectural
building construction skills and got them all kind of in
the same spot and they did. They rebuilt Notre domin
in five years, which was astounded. So anyway, partially my

(08:38):
out little sorry, just especially the little thing. And then
it's cool because you go step by step and it
tells you at each point like, oh, this was what
was built up until eleven sixty two, and there's.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Like little history in it.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, you know, you're jam supersts, like this is history.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Legos grow into true crime and you will be it.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh well, I switch back and forth.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I go, you know, I'll watch like I'll be watching
like Dexter or American Primeval, and then I'll be like,
I need some true crimes. So then I'll go over
to like a you Know what Happened to? Or the
Cold Case of or you know.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh, I got a whole little system in there. I
got a little a little lamp. I got a little
place for my iPad to sit so I can watch
and it doesn't take up desk space.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh that's much needed.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I love a little got a little puzzle organizer separation
thing so that I can separate the lego pieces as
I'm going into with each bag, so that I.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Know what's what. Wow, this is a This is an
impressive system.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Organization.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Never sounded cooler than I have in the last nine.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Minutes and eleven seconds.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
First of all, I fell down, and I've got a
cane and I'm building legos.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Welcome to my exciting life. Guys, Hey, don't you want
to be mean?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You want to sweet his gold? Oh yeah, that's hysterical.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, goals.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
If you're like, I don't know either a nine year
old or.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
A nine year old nine right one?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Or the other and everything in between.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But yeah, so this is a if I just keep
moving around. Let us. You don't know why.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's because I'm trying to support, Like I literally to
sit and reach for something. I don't realize how much
ab and back it takes on my right side to
like grab something from over here, and so it's like
I'll go to do that, and it just that's okay.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
You just you grunt grown shift around like don't yeah,
you know, I got it doesn't bother me, shall we? Well, no,
I've got it's our Our girls have birthdays this week, Felicity.
That's Atricity. It's eighteen today. Oh my god, I don't
that's right.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
She's a couple days before.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
So I don't have any minor children anymore. Like I'm
freaking out about this.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh my gosh, you are no longer legally responsible for
their choice.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I woke up Felicity this morning. I said, I want
the rent check by five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes, yes, the rent check. I want this room clean up.
I want but yeah, you want to live here. Guess
what now I don't have to provide for you.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Now it's all yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Phone making a good option for me here's a car
insurance in boys. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
These kids man, they yeah, they're like, oh it's so
expensive and they'll buy something at like you know whatever.
I'm like, you have you are so in for like
oh wake up, right, yeah, when the bills start happening
to you particularly now, but right, I mean, look, that's
if we have cell phones in dangers. Who knows, you know,
we might just yeah, my cell phone towers, they might
all be done.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You know, who knows what's gonna happen. Who knows. But yeah,
eighteen eighty, I know, it's very it's it's unreal. I
can't believe it. And Zoe's going to be seventeen.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
She'll be seventeen on April twelve. We're going to do
dinner at a towel tomorrow night here in in La.
That was where she could ease. And so it's going
to be us and her sister and her new boyfriend
and we're gonna go to tow and then yeah, it
should be really nice.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
But I her I fell down.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The stairs and I was like, uh, because she's coming
over from school today to get her hair done, because
I was like, she needs your hair done, un her
nails you know, you got of course, I'll be all
fancy for your birthday. But she is coming over today
and I was like, well, the scal's gonna have to
pick you up. I can't drive you, oh because of
my back or whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
She's like oh.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I was like, yeah, I have a cane. She's like
what the cane?

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And I was like, no, no, no, it's not that serious.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
She's like, no, no, no, I just mean like for Friday,
you're gonna be walking around in a can.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
She's gonna be embarrassed. You know.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
She was more concerned or more embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Maybe a little bit of both, but I think it
was probably a little more embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
That's that's the primary concern. Now.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm like, well, I should get one of those with them.
I'm gonna put a horn on it. I'm gonna like
wrap it in lights, you.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
If we're gonna go for it, you might decorate the
hell out of this thing like I did my little
knee school.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Knee scooter was so great. The knee scooter.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm telling you, I have a future in uh in
like like pimp my ride, but for medical devices, you
know what I mean. Like pimp my knee scooter or
pimp my cane.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
It's going to be That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's my show when I'm older, is I'm gonna just
trick out people's.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
M my scooter, my scooter.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
One of my favorite stories. So for people that don't
know what we're talking about, Jody broke her ankle in
season two three three three.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, because remember we did that amazing season three opener
dance last summer ever with me sitting in a lifeguard tower.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yes, you're the only caspever that actually has dancing screen
you couldn't.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Dance, the only one that can dance.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And I'm like, sorry, I'm sitting this one out, guys.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
So Jody had this little knee scooter so she could
still get around the set, you know, because I real
weight bearing on that on that ankle. So this was
just you know, it was in every single set, every
single addressed and everything. And so one time we were
I don't know if it was a Thursday pre tape
day or an audience show. I think it was a
pre tape day. Do you remember what? Do you know
what I'm about to say?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh, when I left it, when I left it in
the suit.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You left it in the scene and no one.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Nobody we were halfway Patty, Patty, A lot of people
was like she didn't notice. So like the second or
third day she was like, oh my god, oh and
she's like, this is my I didn't even think of
it because everyone was just so used to it. And
it's not like it blended in. Okay, it had like
a little basket, like a little pink basket on it
had a bell. The electrics department and props gave me

(14:17):
made me a little custom uh for it.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, how Rude's so amazing. Yeah, that just became
like a like an extra limb for you. Like we
were so used to seeing Legit was in the.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Scene that were like, no idea, just no idea. It
was the Starbucks cup of the Fuller House.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Episode did we have did Stephanie?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Did they have your character break her leg?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, but it wasn't for like I think it was
like episode three. So for the first few episodes of the.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Season, I was a house Strategically, I was sitting, I
was folding a lot of laundry. I was sitting making
a lot of sandwiches, seated at the counter.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, that's right. Oh man, man, Marie. That's what the
cane reminds me of is when you had then scooter.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I know I should keep all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
You should have crutches. I've got crutches in here I go. Now,
I'm gonna got a cane.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Addy, You're gonna have a whole like medical supply room.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Rend this stuff out. You know, Hey, anybody needed seven
ninety nine a day. Make my money back on it
in no time.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Rent Jody Sweeten's cane for seventeen.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh that's even better.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
There we go. This is this is this is your life,
Jody Sweeten. Ohdle moment with you and I oh got
of it and I love it. No, no, well, I
guess we should work today. I guess we should. Actually,
I guess we should do we can whatever. Welcome back
to Howard you Tannerto's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Broken.

(15:52):
Yes you are, and today we're discussing season four, episode seventeen,
A Fish Called mar which is a play on the
nineteen eighty eight movie A Fish Called Wanda with Jamie
Lee Curtis. Yeah, fantastic, good.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't I don't think I ever saw fish called Wanda.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I don't think I ever saw it either, but I
like Jamieie Curtis, is she actually a fish? I don't
know was her name Wanda? I don't know. We should
have asked her. She was the bouncer is in John's
Oh that's John's birthday? Hey? She was like, do you
have a bracelet? And we're like, are you jame Lee Gardas. Yeah,
it was so weird.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Anyways.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
This episode originally aired February first, nineteen ninety one, and
it goes a little something like this. Michelle gets a
hard lesson in proper fish care when she gives her
new goldfish Martin an actual bubble bath and things go
belly up. Meanwhile, Becky teaches the gang to square dance.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
If that's not a sitcom synopsis, I don't know what is.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
We got a fish in a bubble bath and somebody's
teaching square as.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
It seems very normal for sitcom life, you know, like
this is the Tanners.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
This is a one most normal thing they've done on
the year, right.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
It's true. This episode was directed by Joels Wick. It
was written by Leslie Ray and David Stephen Simon and
we have one guest star this week, Jason Allen as Bobby.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
The uncredited people hiding in the.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Show just one, and he had a speaking part like, finally,
I feel like we're back on track.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
So they didn't give the fish.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh that's right, the fish got nothing.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Rude?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
How rude?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Right?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
So Jason Allen, he was a child actor who appeared
in three episodes of Step by Step. He was in
Hey Dude, Beverly Hills nine O two and zero, and
a TV mini series called Vendetta Secrets of a Mafia Bride.
Oh okay, I've never seen that one, but okay, so yes.
So we start with the teaser in the living room,

(17:54):
Michelle is standing in front of Jesse's band, holding her
toy guitar and swaying back and forth as they play
a song behind her. Here's that studio space again? Is
there no other spot to set up the band except
right in front of the stairs, Like this is a
fire hazard?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Like, come on, it's true emergency exits need to be
open at all times when during business, Like it's right
in front of the stairs. I'm like, scoot off, little,
just do it on the sidewalk out front. And there's
less schlepping involved, exactly. They Yeah, it could be like busking.
They could put out some some hats or something, throw
some ch bring it, bring it on through the forest,
you know, a little flatter. It's a slight incline over

(18:33):
like a couple miles. But it's easier than the stairs. Absolutely, absolutely, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Did Jesse just drag those drums up and down the
stairs every time he wanted to band rehearsal this, don't
pull the thread, don't pull I won't pull the thread.
So Jesse grabs Michelle and throws her in the air
to finish off their performance, and everyone cheers. Jesse sets
her down and takes off her guitar, commending her on
an awesome job. Michelle excitedly shouts yay Jesse and thes

(19:00):
and Michelle. Jesse takes his place back on stage and
asks for any requests. Michelle eagerly raises her hand and
says ooh, ooh ooh. Jesse calls on the Young Lady
and the pink ensemb and she requests play the do
Wa Didty song. We're back to doua Diddy. We did
this a few weeks. I haven't left. Yeah, Jesse agrees

(19:22):
to this, but mentions that they need a very short
backup singer. In response to this, Michelle raises her hand
once again and says ooh, ooh, ooh. Jesse calls on
her and she states, I'm short. He asks her to
do the honor of singing with them, and Michelle says
it would be my pleasure. Jesse sets up the mic
stand for her, but when she walks up to it,

(19:43):
we see that it's way too tall. She looks at
Jesse and says, I told you I'm short. He hands
her the mic and asks her to count them off.
She shouts one, two, buckle my shoe and they start
to play. Jesse sings the first line of the song
and quickly hands it off to Michelle. She sings, do
Diddy Diddy dum diddy do. They go back and forth,

(20:04):
with Michelle taking every other line, and then she and
Jesse sing together. Michelle finishes the song. Everyone cheers for
this little rock star, and then she takes the reins
and declares, I'm a little teapot. Hit it boys. I
thought this was a I thought the teaser should have
ended here, like we did not need to go into
the Tikay.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I was I was gonna wait till you were done
with all this, but I was like, this is the
This isn't a teaser, this is a you tease nothing,
this is this is like a full scene.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, this is a full scene. This is almost a
full episode.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
We had to make dragging those the drums around both okay,
I had to give it enough that.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
It Yeah, I could have. I could have done.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
With either do a didy or on a little tight,
but both.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Both felt way too excessive, and I don't know if
they just needed to film fill more of the twenty
two minutes where they short. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, what it is is that Michelle is incredibly demanding
and no one wants to go against her.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
She was like, this is what we're saying, well, and
this is one of the first times she's ever had
interactions with adults in the house. Like she's supervised. Yeah,
she's excited to just get attention.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
She just wandered down while they were all playing music,
was like, hey, guys, what are you doing.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, So Jesse and the band look at each other
with confusion, but Michelle repeats her request with more. She's
very demanding in this season.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, I said play the Teapot song.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
The Rippers oblige and Michelle sings a rock rendition of
the classic I'm a Little Teapot with the dance moves
and everything. They finish off the song by Michelle's strumming,
Jesse's guitar and shouting rock and roll, and the twenty
two minute teaser is finally over.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
And now it's time for the six minutes left for
our show. Yeah, yeah, that was that was a long.
It was a long unnecessary because it didn't for me, yes,
and it didn't tie into the rest of the episode.
It was just another well it never does then that's
fine when the teaser doesn't can stand alone, but this
felt like we were setting it up for something that
we're supposed to be invested in here.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, no, it's just just more Michelle. That's it was
very cute, But yeah, they could they could have split
that into two teasers and used one for the next week,
you know. Right. So next in the living room, Becky
and Jesse are making out on the couch because that's

(22:32):
what you do in this house. Becky pulls away with
a huge smile on her face, telling him in one
week we'll be saying, I do this came up fast
like this?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, remember what was it six weeks or something that
they had to play.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's like, I know they want to do this on
Valentine's Day, but this is so fast.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They couldn't have They could have picked Valentine's Day in
ninety two. You give it a year and a few months, right,
give him time. And they were like nope, now it's
it's now or never. Well, she didn't want Jesse to,
you know, hop in his bike and change his mind again,
so she's like, we.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Gotta do this. That's a real danger. Actually that's a
real possibility. Yes, exactly, nab him while he's still there.
So Jesse mindlessly asks I do what and Becky grabs
a pillow and smacks him across the face with it,
and he realizes, oh that that I do right. Becky
sarcastically reminds him of their wedding, which will include friends, family,
a cake, square dancing, photographers, and Jesse immediately cuts her

(23:30):
off in questions, did you just say square and dance
in the same sentence?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
What is Becky such a hicic? I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
She's like Nebraska it's not it's not. Yeah, it's not Hickland.
There there's some lovely people in Nebraska. Shout out to Nebraska,
ambassas to Nebraska. I mean it's farm town. But yeah,
they've turned her into a hick. Yeah. It's one thing
to say, Oh, I used to milk cows or what
you know, one of these little references.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I grew up on a farm, right right. But square
dancing again, maybe it's very popular Nebraska, Nebraska its but
let us know, do you spend an an ordinate amount
of time square dancing.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
In the state. We would like to like to know.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Was it something that you did a lot in the
early nineties?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Traditional web dance too? Yeah, we need answers, answers, and
is it what do you call yourself Nebraskans or Nebraska
nights Nebraska and Nebraska Nebraska. I don't know. Okay, we
need Nebraska, we need Nebraskans residents of Nebraska. I't think
we're already going off the rails. This is I blame

(24:37):
my back. Okay, we'll blame your back. So Becky says, oh,
did I forget to mention that? Well, my family always
tops off every big bash with a good old fashioned
square dance. You know a Donaldson tradition. Okay, you're here, Okay.
Jesse tells her that the cuts up a lie have
a tradition too. Every Christmas, his uncle Nick tries to

(24:58):
balance a ham on his forehead, But that doesn't mean
they have to do it at their wedding.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Isn't his dad's name?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, this was either this.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Is maybe it was mom. Maybe it's mom brother.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I thought the same thing too.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I was like, gott Nick one and Nick cho, Yeah,
this is thing.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Come on, people, be more creative with your names. But yeah,
I think it must have been Mama Cassopolis's brother. Whatever.
Don't pull that thread either. There's a lot of threads
we're not pulling this week. So then Danny walks in,
smiling from ear to ear as he carries a big
stuffed bear in his arms. He tells Becky and Jesse, gee,
I love the fair, the chili dogs, the fudge, the

(25:35):
cotton candy, the nachos, the rides that go round and round.
And his face starts to sour at the thought, and
he continues. The cramps, the gas, the nausea.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Excuse me, you just can't do that. One year an
adult can't do it like you. Oh, you'll pay for
that for days. Oh, I used to love the little
gravity thing.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
You just spit around.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
You don't crawl upside down. I'm going like six seven
times in a row. Now I look at it like you.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
No, Nope, not for me. So Michelle picks up the
conversation from there and holds up a plastic bag filled
with water and announces, I got a fishy. Joey encourages
Michelle to tell everyone how she got it, and she explains,
I threw a ball into his bowl. They congratulate her
on the impressive accomplishment, and Danny adds, yeah, at a

(26:20):
quarter to throw it. It only cost me eighteen dollars
fifty cents.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Not always the truth, it is.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh god, those you spend those stupid carnival games.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I mean they're made again. It's like a casino.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
They're made to be difficult and then once in a
while they'll throw you a.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Low crumb yep. And the parents like I could have
bought five of these for the price of the tickets
to play.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
They could have gone to a pet store and gotten
a ton of fish. Yeah, but everyone needs to have
the experience of a carnival fish in there.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Absolutely, this is a rite of passage. Absolutely teaches you
how fleeting life is. Yes, it's a philosophical lesson, but
this is quick when it comes to goldish. Oh, yes,
well in a plastic bag. So Michelle holds up the
fish and says, you're going to sleep in my bed,
but Joey intervenes and leads Michelle away so they can

(27:08):
find a fish bowl instead. Becky asks Danny where are
the girls, and Danny explains DJ's out saying goodbye to
a boy she met at the carnival, and Jesse is
surprised that he's not watching her every move. Danny act shocked,
insisting that he didn't need to spy on DJ, but
that's only because he told Stephanie to spy on her. Ah. Yes, yes,

(27:30):
the little sister sister. We cut to the front porch
and DJ and the boy are right outside the front door,
standing face to face. The boy tells her he had
a great time today, and she happily responds, so did I, Bobby,
And then steph appears and walks right in between the couple,
saying so did I Bobby. DJ moves her aside and

(27:52):
asks what is she still doing here? Stephanie responds, the
three of us were having so much fun. It just
wouldn't be the same without me. At that moment, a
loud car passes by and Bobby's eyes go wide. Whoa
did you see that seventy one Corvette go by? He
starts to list off some of the features of this
specific car, and DJ plays along, acting as though she

(28:13):
loves cars just as much as him. Steph rolls her
eyes and says, oh please, at the fagness, You're just
you're brutal. You're not letting us with this. Here we go. Yeah,
but uh. Bobby pays no mind to this and asks
DJ what her favorite car is. She nervously answers, uh, red,

(28:35):
and Bobby nods with realization. Oh you mean the new
red portion nine to eleven turbo. She nods, that's the one.
Bobby tells DJ how badly he wants that car, admitting
all he needs is his driver's license and eighty thousand dollars.
DJ offers him a faint smile, and Bobby tells her
I'll call you tomorrow and we can talk about cars.

(28:55):
S Key has no game whatsoever at all, not bring
back Ricky a paper boy man gave me.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Ricky paper Boy all day long.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Have you never seen Tall the Day at Night?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
No, I'm I'm very sure I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hopped up on Mountain Dewon coming you like a spider Monkey.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
No. No, that's a quote from the It's brilliant. I
gotta add that. I gotta added to my list. So okay,
it's it's.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Uh John c Riley and uh and Will Ferrell.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I admit I am very like culturally unaware. I haven't
seen but the.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Character that was his name play as is Ricky Bobby.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh okay, And so that's okay, I get it now. Yeah,
I haven't seen took Us off On. I haven't seen Dynamite.
I haven't seen the Star Wars movies. Like I am
just very well the Star Wars. NA I miss much.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Napoleon Dynamite was funny at the time, but I feel
like now you'd be.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like, okay, this was a good S and l sco
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Although it is, it's it's pretty funny. Pocket Tots, I
mean you gotta love pocket tomes.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
No nothing, nothing, okay, nothing, nothing, I am you got anyway?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Back to back to the show, back to.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
The show once uh. Once Bobby's out of Steph mocks
her older sister, Oh, Bobby, I love cars. Barfar rama.
She throws the front door open and walks away. Next
to Michelle's room, Michelle is watching her new fish swim
around his tiny fish bowl. She's doing a fishy face
for him, and Joey points out how happy the little

(30:19):
fish looks. He's grinning from gil to gil. Michelle asks
if it's a boyfish or a girlfish. Joey asks what
she plans on naming the pet, and Michelle thinks for
a moment before deciding Martin. Joey declares that it's a boyfish.
Then he ponders, Martin fish sounds like my accountant. He

(30:40):
asks Michelle how she came up with the name Martin,
and Michelle matter of factly states because that's his name,
yo right, wearing a name tag. Joey reminds her that
owning a pet is a very big responsibility. She will
be in charge of feeding him every single day. Michelle
decides that Martin can have all of her vegetables. That's

(31:00):
quite generous, but Martin prefers fish food. He shows her
how much to give the fish, and she gives it
a try, just a little pinch. Joey also reminds Michelle
that she needs to keep his bowl clean, and Michelle recites,
pinch of food, keep him clean. You got it, dude.
Then she picks up his bowl and starts to walk
out the door. Joey asks what she's doing, and she explains,

(31:21):
I'm taking Martin for a walk. Joey tells her one
of the first rules of pet care, if they don't
have legs, you don't walk them. Michelle sets the bowl
down and sighs, there is so much to remember, and
she goes back to making fishy faces.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, Martin's going to meet an unfortunate man mark.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You can just see it coming.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Did you ever have a did junior kids ever have
a carnival fish?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yes, I've lived this episode, the carnival fish, the death,
the replacement, like all of it.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We had a carnival fish that lasted a while while
we were on Fuller really had in the house. We
had mister Cheesey. Mister cheese Easy lasted for a while.
It's a while like that could mean I don't know,
like a year.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
What, Oh, that's a literally long time.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
We'll tank for him and whatever. And then at one
point I think we were in when we went when
I went on my church to Thailand and then we
all shot in Japan.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I wasn't home, so I couldn't clean.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
His take for like three weeks or whatever.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
And then I got home and I was like, oh,
I'm going to clean your take, mister cheesy, and I
think I sent him into shock and.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
He didn't make it, poor mister cheesy.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And then we tried getting other fish and it just
never was.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
It's not the same.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
One would eat the other one.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, I would wake up and we're like,
oh god, there's been a battle.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, no, fisher, it can. It's definitely a good learning
a learning lesson for kids about life and death and
taking care of pets. And one goldfish we had ended
up jumping out of the bowl and like kind of
unlived himself that way, like alive. Yeah, and my kids
discovered it did you do to that poor fish? He

(32:59):
just didn't like his maybe the water was dry, I
don't know. He didn't like his surroundings. So he's like
he's like I've had enough of this wow craziness. So
next in Jesse's room, Jesse is organizing his hair combs
when Becky walks in. She tells him she has a
surprise and sets a CD player down on his nightstand.
She presses play and we hear a banjo. She snaps

(33:23):
along to the square dancing music as Jesse stares at
her in horror. He finally asks what in the he
haw is that? Becky's very excited. She tells him it's
time for your square dance lesson. Jesse let's out of
laugh and tells her, oh, he'd love to, but he's very,
very busy right now. But Becky points out that he's
just playing with his hair brushes. When she tries to

(33:45):
touch them, he swats her away and explains, I just
added a lazy Susan to my hair, a Kutaman center
for easy access.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I mean, this is this is your man, Becky, this
is this is what you're marrying.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Take it in. Yes, it's I mean, at least he's organized.
I was impressed with the organizational system. Yeah, very great,
but yeah, was it excessive? Absolutely so. As he's showing
off this contraption, DJ walks in and asks for Jesse's help.
Becky tells her that he can't help right now because
he's too busy a couterment team. DJ explains that she
just needs to borrow some of Jesse's car magazines. Jesse

(34:23):
grabs a couple of copies and asks, since when are
you interested in cars? Deej Since when is Jesse interested
in cars?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I was gonna say, well, he likes his motorcycle, okay,
but cars, I guess it's.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
You've started taking the leap from two wheels to branching
out from motorcycles and has car magazines. Okay, the joke
has to work. This is a right, this is a
plot deviser. So DJ fibbs that she's in a rut
and needs a new hobby. But Jesse sees right past
this and asks who's the boy? Becky butts in, are

(34:58):
you saying that just because she's a girl, she can't
be interested in cars. Jesse looks to DJ for confirmation,
and she admits his name's Bobby. He's calling tomorrow and
I told him I knew everything about cars. Jesse admits,
I always liked when a girl was into the same thing.
I was shocking.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Jesse being like I always liked when they did the
things I liked to do.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's Jesse's statement.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Well, and then Becky literally is like yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Becky says, oh, she shouldn't pretend to like something just
to make someone else happy. Jesse smirks with satisfaction. Really so,
I guess that takes me off the square dancing hook.
Then Becky tells him, well, that's different. He doesn't have
to pretend he likes it. In fact, she doesn't care
if he hates it. He's still doing it. It's the
difference with Mary. Yes, true, you don't like it, you're

(35:54):
doing it anyway.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I don't care, that's right.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah. This prompts a full blown argument between the couple,
and DJ watches for a moment before admitting, you guys,
sound like you're married already. Jesse tells Becky he's putting
his foot down and stomps on the floor to emphasize
his point. Becky smiles and tells him that's a good start.
She next she instructs him to put his hands on
his hips and circle his partner like she's really she's

(36:19):
really stuck on this, and I admire I admire her
for sticking to her guns, like she wants this and.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
She's gonna make it happen. But my god, Becky, I
don't know. I'm in a little judgment that she's sticking
to her gun so hard.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
On scarre dancing, right, stick to your guns on cake
or flowers or your dress.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Or not the Elvis theme.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But I mean that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Okay, so he doesn't get to do Elvis, but you
get to. But you have a square dance. Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
That's true. I mean it's square dancing maybe a little
better than getting married in Graceland. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Are they gonna have the square dancing outfits though? You know,
the big poofy skirts. Yeah, yeah, gotta have the first.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Grade and the hay on the ground, Like I feel
like this is a whole different theme. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Perhaps I don't know if hayes as essential, but I
know the poofy skirts are definitely it's essential.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
The thing.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, the look like clogged shoes.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah yeah, oh, Becky, this is that's okay. We love Becky.
She's a great she's a great character. Every Mineah, everything
that she's put up with. Make Kim square dance for
an hour by himself. Give this woman a square dance
like she is. Give her a square dance. She's earned it.
So next we're in the bathroom, Michelle, and I'm so

(37:32):
happy the bathroom's finally it makes sense. Now, remember last
week I was confused because the sink was on the
other side of the door. You're right, replaced the sink,
the sink where the old sink was. It's now just
like a dresser or something. Right, So, yeah, it was
that episode where you guys busted the sink open looking
for the ring. Yeah. I feel better now, I feel
better about the situation.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Right, And you know what I feel really good about
is a toddler drawing a bath for herself.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Now adult supervision. I know it's it doesn't It didn't
even phase the writers, Like this has been going on
for seasons now, you know whatever. So Michelle, she's setting
up this bubble bath. It's filled with lots of toys.
As she's doing this, Joey walks in and reminds her
she's not supposed to take baths by herself. Okay, so
it was a little late for that, Joey. At least

(38:19):
they acknowledged to be cast. Yeah, yeah, she could have.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
It's fine. I get it, she could have tipped over.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
So Michelle insists that she's not taking a bath by herself,
but Joey doesn't believe her, But then he spots the
empty fish bowl sitting besides the bathtub. Joey nervously asks
her where Martin is, and Michelle happily responds he's taking
a bubble bath. Joey frantically runs towards the tub and

(38:47):
fishes Martin out of the SuDS. Michelle assures Joey that
he's almost finished, but when we see Martin, he's floating
upside down in his bowl. Oh poor Martin. Sad Demid
is was it an actual show? And I think it was?
And they kept showing it. I was like, this is

(39:07):
is this triggering for someone?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I mean it, I don't they weren't as concerned about
the welfare of goldfish in nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
It'd be upsetting for this is a showman for kids,
And if kids are watching this and looking at this
close up of a dead fish, I'm like, that's a
I don't know, I mean, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
He wasn't, you know, chopped in half?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
True?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, it's just sort of floating belly up.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I wonder if it was a real fish or I
don't know. I know, it's the nineties. Who knows what
they did. Yeah, props and props was probably just like, yeah,
let's me grab a fish and oh. Anyways, so Michelle
explains that she's keeping him clean, and Joey tells her
he's clean, clean as a doornail, door, clean as a doornail.
It's supposed to be clean as a whistle or dead

(39:52):
as a doornail, so he's combining the two. Is that
what the joke is?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
No, I mean yes, I don't know. Yeah, well, because
it's supposed to be he's.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Dead as a doornow, but he's clean as okay, so
that's it was intentional.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah. Yeah. Michelle notices that Martin isn't swimming, so she
asks if he's sleeping. Joey nods, yeah, he's taking a
very long nap. Michelle grabs the bowl from him and
gives Martin a friendly tease, you fell asleep in the bathtub,
You're a silly fish, and Joey lets her walk out
of the bathroom carrying Martin's corpse in a bowl. Hey,

(40:30):
I you know, this is a life lesson. This is
a life lesson. Y's just taking a while to get there,
So next to Jesse's room, Joey corrals Danny and Jesse
into the room to break the news Martin Tanner is dead.
Sadness instantly washes over Danny and he sighs, I can't
believe this, the poor who's Martin Tanner? Joey tells him

(40:54):
it's Michelle's fish, and Jesse is more confused than heartbroken,
asking he died already. Isn't there like a six hour
warranty on those things?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
You'd hope, But just getting him home sometimes is the
hard part.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, they come in a little bowl and then you're
slashing it around.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
That's a lot of stress on a fish. Absolutely, yeah.
Danny asks if Joey is sure that the fish is dead,
and Joey points out that he can tell the difference
between a live fish versus what Martin Tanner is looking
like right now. Jesse asks how Michelle is taking it,
and Joey admits she's fine at the moment, considering she
believes he's just sleeping. He didn't have the heart to

(41:33):
tell her, Jesse mocks his friend. Don't you think she'll
figure it out? The thing is probably floating at the
top of the bowl. See Joey suggests that they put
him on a little rubber raft and pretend like he's
working on his tan.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Joey, it's a fish, guys, it's a fish not and
no one's don't come at me and be like fish
are people too, They're not. Okay, it was a goldfish,
and just just tell her the goldfishes.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know you. I don't know. I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I don't I guess. I don't get.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Why it's takes three adult men to be able to
break this advice.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
They're so afraid of her, you know. That's why she's
on supervisant. Is she's a tyrant, she's a therapist. Like
they just don't even know how to handle. Like, what's
gonna happen if she finds out the fish is dead.
She's gonna need coming for some scopies herself after this, right,
So uh, Danny reminds him that either way, this fish

(42:35):
is not a fun pet anymore, so they should tell
Michelle the truth. Jesse agrees, saying Michelle is a big girl.
It's time we explain to her the realities of life
and death. See thank you yes, yeah the beginning. Pats
Danny and tells him to update the guys on how
that goes. But Danny grabs both of them and forces
them to join him for this tough discussion.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
What's gonna happen when they actually have to have tough decisions,
like tough discussions beyond you know, a goldfish die. Well,
there's the I mean they already broke well, no, I
was gonna say they already had to break the news
once that Michelle lost a parent, but then I was like,
she's a.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
She was too young and the death was coming up.
I don't know what season that is, but I don't.
Did they just say he's sleeping? Is he working on
his chan? Like?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I don't, right, I put him in a small plastic Yes, well,
I mean they do once.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
What they do? It's yeah, I know, I know, but
it's it's yes this, Yes, I think I'm trying to
come up with some one. I'm trying to come up
with a response. I have none. There's no response to that. Yeah,
there's nothing to do respond to. So next we're in

(43:52):
Michelle's room. Michelle walks up to Martin's fishbowl holding her
stuffed pig. She offers to let him sleep with the
pig tonight, and that's when the guy's walk in. Danny
sits down next to his daughter as Jesse and Joey
stand off to the side. Danny tells Michelle that they
have something to tell her about Martin, and Michelle notes
that he's an excellent sleeper. Danny tells her that he

(44:13):
isn't sleeping, he's gone. Michelle points to the fish bowl
and tells her dad, no, he's not. He's right here,
and Danny explains that he might be there physically, but
in another sense, he's everywhere. Jesse jumps in. I don't
think they teach philosophy until kindergarten. He takes a crack
at telling Michelle the fish's unfortunate fate. Darling, I'm sorry,

(44:36):
but your fish is the best sleeper in town. These
men are chicken. You know they are chicken. Come on, guys,
this is it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
I gets it. Yeah again, I mean it's you know,
the joke's gotta work.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
It's gotta be a thing they gotta fill twenty two minutes.
The teaser was only you know.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Twenty twenty Well, right, that's and now I see why
the teaser was so long.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
They were like, how do we drag this out?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
These three adult men who can't say that the fish
is gone?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
This it's kind of a filler episode and it's still
not full enough to fill the twenty two minutes. Yeah,
so uh so, since he can't break the news either,
it's now Joey's turn. He asks Michelle if she remembers
that one road Runner cartoon where Wiley E Coyote falls
off the cliff. It's it's Wiley, it's not it's Wile,

(45:26):
not Wiley while.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's supposed to be Whyley coyote, but while E coyote, Yeah,
it's not Wiley E.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's why, just why, I just say Wyley wyle E.
So do you do? You take the pause while eat
this is diction, watch your diction issition.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So while w I l E is his name, and
then E period is his middle name, and then Coo.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Coyote is the last name, So I can say Wiley, Yes,
that's that's what it's no say that either way.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
You're just saying it with there you said you said
Wyley the E coyote and there was only there's only
one y Lee. You know what I mean, this is
why did I kick this?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Why is this the hill.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
That I'm gonna die today? Why are we shocking about this?
Okay cares.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So the coyote falls off a cliff, So anyway, coyote's dead.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Coyote dies, he's splats on the floor.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You can talk about a coyote falling off of of
a mountain, but they can't say that the goldfish is dead.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
No, no, totally. It's one's a cartoon, one's real life.
You know this. Michelle is staring at him with confusion,
like these guys are making it worse. So poor child
is so confused, and Joey continues to over explain this
cartoon scene. Finally, finally, Danny decides to step in and
tell Michelle that her fish is dead. Thank you. Michelle frowns,

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this is not good news. Danny tries to light in
her spirits. No fish lives forever, and Jesse chimes, and
then the important thing is to remember all the happy
times that you and Martin had together. He tries to
point out specific instances for her, like the car ride home,
the walk to your room. I guess that's about it. Yes, yeah,

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it was very long. It did not last long. So
then Danny takes the fish bowl and Michelle asks where
he's taking Martin. Danny tells her that they're going to
give him a proper burial at sea. Michelle assumes that
they're going to take him to the ocean, and Jesse
nods well. Eventually, Michelle waves at her dead fish and
sadly says bye bye Martin. Danny asks Michelle if she

(47:38):
has any other questions about the fish, and Michelle asks,
how did Martin die? Joey admits that he died in
the bubble bath, and Michelle sadly remembers, I put him
in there. Joey explains, when I told you that fishies
like to be clean, just like people, I should have
also mentioned that fishies don't take bubble baths all size.

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Now you tell me. Danny reminds her it was just
an accident. You understand that, don't you, and she nods yes,
I do. It's all my fault. Dang.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Well, she's in one of the seven stages of grief.
She's got a you know, process through the so she's
just in the in the anger stage.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
She's angry at herself, she's bargaining, she's passed through denial.
She's bargaining. Yeah, yeah, well yeah she was in denial.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Was like, no, it's not it's kind No, fish is out. Okay,
So now we're on to the next one. And and
then then yes, she's working through all the all seven stages. Yeah,
which she's read about extensively in her work as a therapist.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
So when she she knows, she kind of knows what
to expect.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, you know, I'm sure her her doctorate thesis was
about death in the family. Like, she's got lots of
experience here. So there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Well, and you think that it would make it easier,
but apparently it's still a thing, still a thing.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
So we cut to a very sad commercial break, and
when we come back, we're in the kitchen. Danny and
Joey are covering an object with a towel, and once
they're done, they call out to Jesse, telling him he
can come in. Jesse appears with Michelle and he flies

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her into the room like Superman. She tells the guys,
I'm coming, I'm coming, and he lends her on the
chair and she declares, I'm here. Danny tells her they
have a special surprise for her. Michelle glances at the
covered item and questions a towel. Danny tells her it's
under the towel, and he pulls this.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I feel like Michelle's not too bright if she can't,
if she doesn't know that the fish is dead and
it's floating, and that there's something under the towel, I'm
a little concerned. Well, maybe you know she turned her
BRAINNP after she got that doctorate thesis.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, she's just she's under dress, so yeah, she's she's
just she's struggling a bit right now in her she's
on the floor stage of Okay, yeah, maybe that's it.
I don't know. So Danny pulls off the towel and
reveal a tank. It's her brand new fish, but Michelle
stares at the gift without an ounce of happiness and

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says no, thank you. Jesse lends some words of encouragement,
telling her the fish he likes her because he's wagging
his tail. Joey adds that the fish's name is Freddy
and he's saying hi to her. Michelle watches the fish
with sadness and says, watch out, Freddy, I'm big trouble. Mister.
Danny tries to comfort her, telling her that what happened

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to Martin was just an accident. Plus, Freddy doesn't live
in a fish bowl. He lives in a fish palace,
complete with a filter and some gravel and a living
snail that cleans the tank three times a week. But
Michelle is still scarred from her last experience, like this,
This girl has trauma nouns.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
This isn't gonna write this is this is horrific. This
is the biggest trauma that she's facing.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
It's not just the death she's blamed herself for, which
it kind of She's.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Like, I I killed you. I'm a horrible person. And
she's going to live with this shame for a long time.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
It's going to follow her for the rest of her life.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
You know what, She's probably gonna turn to sugar to
help her, Like at some point she's gonna just start
shoving sugar in her mouth.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Where is this cookie trying to be right?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That's her, that's her coping mechanism, her only coping mechanism.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
So well, you know, I mean.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
She was left alone to put the fish in the
bubble bat. So really this is on the adults of that.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
House, right, it is.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Let a child into the bathroom with a fish bowl
and let her fill up the tub and didn't notice
until after it was already full, and she could have drowned.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Right, they're lucky. It's only the fish that died. Only, right,
they're lucky fish. Oh wow, So Michelle, she tells them
she doesn't want a fish. She begins to walk away,
so Jesse tries to bargain with her, telling her Freddie
will be the family fish and he'll stay right here
in the kitchen. Michelle can just be his buddy. She
warily responds, Okay, but I'm not getting too close. This

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is like when Stephanie cut Jesse's hair.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I was gonna say, didn't we have this whole right?
We had a moment like this before where it was like,
I'm not going to get close and really personally.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
So yeah, So Stephanie has already dealt with this kind
of trauma in which Jesse didn't help because Jesse was
really angry at YouTube.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Well, but Jesse broke his Yeah, there was legitimately like
a thing.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Steph felt bad.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's true. The stays were higher than just a dead
pigs were a little higher. Okay, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Not to say the fish isn't important. Don't fish, we
don't need peta. No, I'm just saying love.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
All fish, yes, but all yes, we love all fish,
all the fish. So she starts to walk away again.
At this time Danny stops her. He tells her there's
nothing to worry about because Freddy is going to live
for a long time. Michelle suggests that he stay out
of the bathtub then, and she walks away. Jesse tells
Danny it's crazy talk to say the fish will live

(52:52):
a long time. They die if you'll look at them. Funny.
I agree for once. I agree with Jesse, like this
this whole episode so far, you swear dancing the fish.
The response like the fish. Yeah, he's really spot on this.
He's on it this time. He's like, this is too much,
you guys, I can't do all this. But Danny and
Joey have a copboard. Joey opens a nearby cupboard and

(53:14):
reveals shelves of baita fish in tiny plastic bowls as backups.
These guys, but you should always keep fish in a
cabinet and that won't smell.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
It was lit grate though. That's the one thing I
didn't know they opened it up. I was like, oh good,
they've installed lighting so.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
That you could see the vision should notice the lighting.
I'm going to keep track of how many times we
actually see the inside of this cabinet, because we've seen it.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It's like once before, there was once.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Where you popped out of it with the like the
you were doing something to Rusty with the silly stringy whatever,
the silly string. And then there's this I can't recall
any other time.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
There was some I feel like there was another thing
maybe in the cabinet.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I don't know. I'm going to try to keep track.
Uh So, now we're in the girls room. Stephanie is
quizzing DJ on carfax from Jesse's Magazines. The next question
is how many cylinders are in a classic nineteen sixty
six Ford mustang. DJ is obviously uncertain as she guesses
two hundred. Stephanie gives her a harsh buzzer noise in

(54:16):
response and reveals wrong again. The correct answer is eight.
How many questions have you answered wrong so far? And
DJ confidently says all of them. Steph responds, ding ding ding,
You finally got one right. Steff's rubbing it in.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
You know, right, She's like, yeah, ding ding ding, Yay,
you finally got one loser.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
She's not wrong, Stephanie is not wrong, you know. Uh So,
Becky walks in and asks if they're ready for the
big family Square dance lesson DJ can't wait. DJ tells
her she can't right now because she's still cramming for
her phone call with Bobby. She has no idea why
she lied about knowing so much about cars, but stephan

(54:56):
knows exactly why, telling her sister because you're boy crazy
and you'll anything to impress them. And then she probably
walked away after giving detailed reality check. It was the
best exit line.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I was like, damn stuff, dropped some truth bombs and
was like, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
She's brutal this episode, just brutal and I am delivery.
She's not. She's totally right and just the way you
deliver that line and walk out like you're so good
at these exit lines.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
She's like, dropping some truth, it's because you suck by
see later.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It's classic little sister. I love it. So Becky jumps
in to give DJ some advice, telling her she doesn't
need to pretend to be a car expert.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Seriously, don't do this.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
DJ admits, I know, but he's so cute. Becky points
out that if a boy doesn't like her for who
she is, then he's not worth liking, and on cue
snap for you, Thank God for Becky. Right but right
then the phone rings. DJ frantically asks Becky what she
should say, and Becky advises her to tell the truth.

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Bobby will respect her for her honesty. So DJ answers
and says hi to Bobby before truthfully telling him I
think cars are boring and they cause pollution, but I
know that won't matter to you because hello, Hello. She
looks at Becky in size he hung up. Becky winces
at the news and says, oops, DJ, I'm sorry. DJ

(56:31):
insists it's okay. Any guy who hangs up on her
is probably not her type. It's true.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I feel like this kid went on.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Uh to like becomes some sort of reality TV start,
like looking for a relationship.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
That's what Bobby became.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
He has to find. Well, his criteria is the must
he wound up. He wound up on f Boy Island
is what he wound up on.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Because yeah, he just expects the girls around him to
be like you have to like what I'm into yeah, yeah,
and so yeah. He went on to win season twenty
seven of Foy Island. Actually, so uh yeah, check it out.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I don't like it Jesse in training, you know, like
I can see shades of Jesse in this kid, Like,
oh you don't like what I like? Peace out? You
know it's right.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, it's probably a good thing that they didn't work out,
because he would have just Jesse would have given.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Him all the roles.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Oh yeah, that would not have been a good combination.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
But seriously, screw him.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yes, hang up on. DJ deserves better than this.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Audios to that kid, Bye bye, bye bye, have fun
with your Manifold.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
So next door in the kitchen, Michelle is watching Freddy
from a safe distance on the staircase. She waves to
him and then bravely makes her way closer to the tank.
She assures the fish, don't be afraid. I'm just gonna
get a cookie. You called it the sugar binge.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
She's like, hold on, I've got to go eat some feelings.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
She grabs a cookie.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
But but my first thought was, oh god, what is
she going to give this fish a cook? She likes
to feed the fish, so yeah, she like number two
but there's a cabinet fall, so that's right, there's plenty
of backups.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yeah, so she tells the fish, I'm not going to
give you a bath, and she watches the fish sadly
while eating her sugar fix for the day or hour. Well,
this was a weirdly short scene, and then we're out.
We're in the living room next, like.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
What, Well, we spent so much time on that, so
we can't really go to the important stuff like Michelle
and her fish, you know, because we had to sing
do what Idy?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
And I wanted this sing to be long, right, told Vital, Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, we don't have time for Michelle getting sad about
a fish. No, we've but we've got seventeen and a
half minutes.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
For do what it is?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Man, the priority. I didn't recognize these writers' names, and
so I'm like, yeah, they were these guest writers this week.
They don't they don't know, but I'm like, this is
this episode will.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
They've obviously never had a fish or dragged a.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Drum kit downstairs, so never they were not qualified to
write for the Tamis. So next to the living room,
the furniture has been pushed off the rug. Becky has
assembled the entire family into formation for their square dancing lessons.
Becky tells them they start in a square, but DJ
butts in, I hate to get technical, but we formed

(59:26):
a triangle. Becky tells her they'll be much more square
once her parents are there, and Jesse says under his breath,
you ain't kidding. Becky turns around and gives him a
fake smile. What And Jesse stutters, Oh, I said, I'll
do your bidding, and she smiles and tells him that's
all I ask. Becky turns on the square dancing music
and walks everyone through the steps. Unsurprisingly, the whole family

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has the choreography nailed down immediately.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I mean, one of our pastimes is family square dancing competitions,
so we've done this for years.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
You know, that's actually kind of on brand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Obviously we don't include Jesse, but yeah, but but Danny
and the girls have been square dancing for a very
long time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
That would not surprise me in this household, with this family,
Oh for sure, it's very on brand. They love their
choreograph to dancing, do we, ever, So Becky's talks him
through the moves and then lets Danny take over the
lyrical portion which he turns into a cleaning lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I wonder what Bob was actually thinking, you know what
I mean, Like like he had the script scripted lines
for the stupid cleaning thing that he's supposed to be
singing to the to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
The square dancing tune.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
But I wonder what he was actually making, what song
he was making up in his ow, because it wasn't
anything about cleaning. It wasn't clean, it was I can
only imagine, yes, right, because I'm watching because whenever there's
a scene where like the whole family has to do
something dumb, I'm watching the faces of the guys interact
with each other and and be laughing about something, And

(01:00:57):
like there are definitely times when like Bob will be
really laughing at something and you're like, oh, him and
Dave must have been doing something so inappropriate and stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah, yeah, well they have. Like it's almost like a
silent conversation, you know that they're speaking to each other
with just their eyes, yeah, about whatever dirty joke is whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Oh yeah, You're like, oh, there's no way they made
it through this without saying something stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Absolutely, it's so great to watch, so Jesse takes over
then and announces his departure. He walks away from the dancing,
but Danny prevents him from leaving. He forces him back
onto the dance floor and tells Joey to take it away.
Joey decides to turn the square dancing into Hokey pokey,
and he doesn't stop there. He tells them to do
the monkey, the mashed potato, and then the alligator. What

(01:01:42):
was it like filming this scene doing these moves? And
did you have a choreographer? Did you just kind of
make it like I don't remember, I mean no, we
just sort of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
No. They just named like several dances from the you know,
early sixties, and uh, and then we just we just
went for it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I don't know how you guys got through this without
cracking up or did you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
See the guy's faces that they didn't They were being ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
It was the alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I feel like that really killed Bob, Like you hear
him laughing and he was on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
What were you possibly doing? Yeah, absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
You know what I'll tell you though, I would give
anything to be able to do that stupid alligator right now,
if I could just lay down on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
You no, just down there, never got back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yeah. So after doing all these silly dance moves, Jesse
gets up off the floor. He is smiling ear to ear.
Becky is laughing along with him and teases, what is
that on your face? That's a smile. Jesse gets embarrassed
and pretends like he wasn't having a good time, but
Becky pokes at him until he admits the truth. He
had a great time and he knows it'll be really

(01:02:48):
fun at their wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
He's lying, He's lying, that's okay to Becky to make
her feel bad about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Goes as long as he does it with a smile
on his face, that's all she asks. Becky raps for
arms around him and grins. I can't wait until next
week when we're finally husband and wife. Jesse puckers his
lips and says, have mercy and they kiss in front
of everyone. Of course, then Michelle comes running into the room.
That's right, Michelle wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
In the scene.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Oh my god, Michelle wasn't. We're like the family squaredenans
screw that kid, Well, she wouldn't thrown it off anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Becau, who's gonna be her partner.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You've already left her alone once.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Alone, They're like, she should have killed that other fish.
Don't worry about It's fine, just leave her in the
other room. We got backup, so it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Could happen? This is insane. So Michelle runs in and
and she's yelling something's happening to the fishy. Danny asks
what's going on, and Michelle tells him, I don't know,
but it's not my fault. Everyone gets up and Michelle
tells them to move it, misters. When they reached the tank,
Stephanie's face sours. You little teeny tiny thingies are swimming

(01:04:04):
in there. Sea monkeys? Oh yeah. Joey explains that those
are babyfish, and DJ admits they're really cute. Jesse comments, oh,
looks like Freddy is a freda. Huh. Danny tells his
daughter it's a good thing she was here to witness this,
and she did the right thing by telling them. Michelle's
eyes brighten. I did, and Joey tells her you did.

(01:04:27):
And now we can take the mommy fish out and
put her in a special nursery tank so the babies
can grow up strong and healthy and so she doesn't
eat them. That's actually why you put.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Them in a nursery, right, Like, we're gonna put her
in a special nursery tank because she's happy there and
she won't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
This is just so boy the lifeless.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
So do you remember having guppies in our classroom?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, we we had guppies that had a b and
it was pregnant and it had a baby and we
did have to put it. And that's how I learned
about the little nursery tank because Adrian was like, yeah,
they will eat there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
They're young.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yeah, that's right, we had We had this in the classroom.
This was a life lessons on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Puts a whole new spin on Nemo, you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Know what I mean. Yeah? Yeah, well wait, so Michelle's ecstatic.
She said I did a good job. Joey grabs a
tiny net and scoops freeda up, placing her in a
little plastic bowl. Michelle sweetly asks Danny, can I keep
the babies in my room? Danny says yes, because she
really came through for them. Becky calls Michelle a hero

(01:05:39):
and they all applaud for her. She throws up two
peace signs. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, I was like, oh, this is this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
This was one of those scenes where I was like, okay,
we've we've jumped the shark with Michelle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
We've jumped we jumped the fish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Yes, we've jumped the fish.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yes we am all for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Building up a kid's confidence, but this is overkill, Like,
come on, people has left her alone for most of
the episode in else and you're praising her again. Good John, Michelle,
you didn't do any You didn't like the house on
fire when we weren't paying attentions.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
This is this is this, This is so full house, like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
This is such a pose giving Michelle princess for a day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh yes it is. This is how it starts. It
all started with Martin and Freedom. Yep. So then Michelle
decides to ask Danny where do babies come from? And
Danny suggests that they go back to square dant scene
and they'll talk about that later. The whole family begins
to walk out of the kitchen, but Michelle stays put,

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yelling after her dad, hey, get back here, where do
babies come from? When there's no answer, she stomps after them,
saying I know, you know, and that's our show. No
more life lessons.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
And again they're running away from the top.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Her behind. Yeah, what do you expect anything less?

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Right, They're trying to avoid an uncomfortable conversation, So I
get it, no one, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
That's how they tackle uncomfortable topics.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
They just walk, They just don't. They just run away
from them and go square dance. Yes, clearly enough, That's
how I solved my problems.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
So you learned it from the Tanners.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Hey I did.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
I was like, you know, nothing like a good square
dance really just clears out the mind.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah, oh boy, this this well, this was a This
was a episode about a fish. It wasn't bad, It
wasn't terrible. It was cute.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
It was a cute family story.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Hopefully we raised awareness about fish in bubble bats, you know,
and no more fish were came to the harm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah. Yeah, it was a nice low steak this episode.
We got the wedding coming up, so it's good to
have a nice, calm, low stakes episode, you know. Yes,
it was fine. Oh this was a Yeah, this was like,
this was one of those filler episodes for me, tear
well not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, I was just sort of kid right, Oh no, no, no,
we're not not in the bottom of here, just sort
of right around the mame.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
It's like a five out of ten. That's what I
give it. Five out of ten.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Yeah, I look good, entertaining, cute, very cute, and we
hit all the points of Michelle's uh plight in life,
which is sugar binges being left alone, ignored.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Yes, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
That's Michelle in a nutshell. Really, that's this is who
she is. Yeah, oh boy, did you have any everywhere
your looks? I am one, and it's really small. It's
it might.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Oh I actually did have one. I did have one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Tell me, uh the poster this is mine? Oh yeah one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
The poster in DJ's room has been switched out with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Which I was all about because.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
That's the kind of music that I was like, give
me some veil, some new editions.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yes, so that was great. I noticed the same thing.
I was like, ooh, we didn't eat bell Bi Devo.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Right, yeah, we're hidden, we're hit in the early nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Now I'm here for it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
But yeah, that was my that was my only one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
It's the only one I had to Yeah, yeah, that's
all right, okay, but but yeah, we had to sit
through a twenty two minute teaser. So there was only
so many.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Right, there was always so many things you could everywhere
you look, right, I was too busy watching a music
video for the Toddler.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Oh my, but you get to see uncle Uncle Gary Gibler.
So yeah, Gary the Redheaded Ripper. Yep, yep, it's always
good to there was Gary. Love him. Next, next week's
the wedding, like, which is nuts?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Oh my gosh, we're already the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
How that's wedding. I'm excited, it really is. I'm very
excited for the me too. I can't wait to see
the square dancing. I'm sure there will be a montage
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Oh for sure, that's what we're sure. Yes, the full
House loves a good montage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Not the eighties and the nineties, love the good montage.
You know, we haven't had a montage in a while.
We are due for a montage, we are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah, it's been a hot minute.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Well overdue for one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Well, you guys, thank you so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Much for listening again and learning all of the facts
about fish safety. We love we love doing this show.
We had so much fun, you guys. So remember if
you want to find us on Instagram, you can check
us out at how Rude podcast, or you can send
us an email at how Rude Tannerrito's at gmail dot com.
You know, in case we got any fish facts.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Nebraska heights we need to hear for the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah, the Nebraska Eight, the Nebraskians, the whatever, those who
reside in the state, great state of Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Yeah, let us know. Just check in with us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I want to know if you want. You know, it's
squad as really a thing, inquiring minds one and after
we need to know. Please please, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Please let us know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
But make sure again you're liking and subscribing to the
podcast wherever you're listening to it, and we will see
you next time. Oh, and make sure and visit the
merchan store how Rude merch dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
You guys want to get t shirt, hoodies.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
All that kind of fun stuff, and send us up
some messages about merch that you would like to see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Is it mugs, is it tote bags?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Is it? Is it branded fish bowls?

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I don't know, we could do branded fish bowls that
would be easy to ship.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
There we go, Oh, perfect, right, not at all a problem,
and you know what, will ship them with your very
own fish included.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
So that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Dead fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Fish included, but no water.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
You too can live a full house episode exactly. You
can have a full house episode too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
But we love you, guys, thank you so much for listening,
fan Ritos, and we will see you next time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
And remember the world is small, but the house is
full of goldfish everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Well, the cabinet specifically is full of cabinet is all fish.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
There's no room for any all fish all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Yeah, nothing else, because you just have empty cabinets laying
around in store fifteen, Like, don't worry about it. It
was waiting for fish. Yeah, it's like it holds fish
or small children with it. That's all explore of course,
because for a family of nine people to live in
a house, you don't need extra storage base anyway, you guys,

(01:12:18):
that's it. I'm gonna go ten to my cabinet full
of fish.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
I'll see you next time, okay,

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