"A Little Romance" Recap Season 2, Episode 11

This week Jodie is joined by Kim Moffat, a Full House super fan who also was the Audience Coordinator for Fuller! Together they tackle an episode full of legendary romance (both paid and unpaid).

Jodie recalls her memories of a special guest star, ‘90s icon Jonathan Brandis, and the Jesse / Becky era has officially begun.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Welcome everybody to this week's episode of How Rude Tanner
Rito's I am your host Jody Sweeten along with drum World.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Please.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
That was Oh you should have cleared my throat the
great and glorious Kim Moffatt. Kim, welcome, Thank you for
having me Jones. I'm so excited you're here this week.
My wonderful co host ab Andrea Barber is out this week.
She is sick of dealing with some family stuff. So

(00:52):
at the very last minute, I was like, who knows me?
Who knows Ab? Who knows how weird we are and
how a conversation with us goes? And who is a
super fan of full House and connected to Fuller House.

(01:15):
So you were the only person that I could really well,
one of like maybe three that I could think of
that would fit that category. And I was like, Kim,
it has to be Kim. Honor of a lifetime, it
has to be Kim.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's true. I'm so glad you're here, Kim.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why don't you let our listeners know a little bit
how we know each other and how we came to
be friends.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Sure, So I worked on Fuller House. I was asked
to be a temp on Fuller House. I grew up
loving all of the TJ shows and knew that there
was like maybe gonna be a full House reboot happening,
and was already like working on shows and was trying
to like work my way onto this show define no
connection whatsoever, was like, I gotta do this, and how

(02:00):
an opportunity to do a couple of days on the
pilot just setting up the office and then just kept
like asking to come back and ended up being a
PA season one and then seasons two, three, and four
had the absolute honor and privilege of being the audience coordinator,
which was so fun, just a little.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It wow, Kim and her clipboard on Friday nights. Let
me tell you people, nothing happened in the audience without
Kim Moffitt knowing.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
And she ran, I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'd call it a tight ship, but it was. It
was a snug tug boat, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, that power went straight to my head too,
It really did.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
And Kim is on the petite side, so she really
just threw.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That power around.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
She was like, I now have a Napoleon complex and
no one is getting by my clipboard.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, I had no idea until I got that clipboard.
And then I would put on the leather jacket and
we would be filming in the summer and I'd be so.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
But I still had it was always very cold on stage. Yeah,
that's very cold on stage. But Kim had a this
leather jacket that she wore on Fridays. It was it
was her bad ass Kim jacket.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I had to protect the audience from what I don't know,
from us, I don't know, protect the protect us from
the audience, the audience from I don't know. I don't
know what you were.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Doing, but you did it well, Kim, Thank you and
you were just such a joy.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And we we even had a little club.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh, you and me and Ab and Melanie Samuels who
mel and Kim were quite the duo, and the four
of us became what we called Porch Talk time.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Just wanted what was it?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I know we had it was like a group text,
but it started as like just kind of a.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know how it started.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't know how it started or why we named
it that. I think because one time we were sitting
on the porch of the full househouse or we said
we were going to.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I think we always wanted to. I think that was
always our goal. The backlot, they had built a faux
full house.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
House, uh on the on the back lot there of
Warner Brothers, and I think it was some running gag
that we were like, we're just gonna sit on the
porch and chat it up and it'll be porch talk time.
And I don't know that we ever did it, but
the name has stuck. BTT crew.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
You guys would go have lunch there sometimes, I think, right,
I usually didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I would.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I would usually be in my room. Sometimes I'd run
over to the commissary. But a lot of times I
would stay in my room and have somebody grab me
lunch and take a nap because I because usually those
nights were long and I was like just exhausted. Yeah,
but no, we did we eat lunch on the back lot.
I think we posted a picture at one point of

(04:49):
like towards the end of the show, it was a
bunch of the cast sitting on the steps of not
the full house house but something on the back lot,
kind of all eating lunch together, and yeah, yeah, it
was No, it was a definite bonding mo but you know,
we've always said that not only did we bond with
the cast on these shows, but the crew as well,
and you and Mel and so many other people are

(05:11):
such wonderful examples of kind of how we all have
bonded through the Full Fuller House Family.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's unlike any other show that I've ever worked on,
really how tight not only is the cast but the crew,
and how we have all for the most part, really
stuck together for years after the show.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
We've had people on the show and they've all kind
of said the same thing, like they've never worked on
a show, whether it was Full or Fuller House, where
sort of the vibe and the cohesiveness and like the
family atmosphere was so tight and honest and real and yeah,
and it wasn't just the cast, like it was the

(05:54):
whole cast and crew truly of both shows. And it's
just such a it's such a cool thing to be
a part of. It has spoiled me for a lot
of working in this business because I'm just like every
experience is magical, right, you know, like every show is great,
and uh, and that's not always the case.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, Yeah, I feel completely spoiled as well. Any other
show that I've done. Afterwards, I'm like, well, this isn't okay.
That's why it's not how I would have done it.
Wells not how we did it a Fuller House, but
how we did it, not how we did it at Fullard,
not how it was done with the clipboard, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I just recently dusted off the clipboard and was very
I found like pens in there, found a couple of wristbands.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I was like, this is seen a while.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
You could you could probably sell those on eBay or something. Oh,
that's actually a very good idea, right, you could sell
those the full house wristband. I mean, they're not good
for anything anymore, but sell the Fuller House wristbands and
people can be like, I have one.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't know. This is how.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't that you can do that. I'm just throwing
it out as a suggestion.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I mean, I'm sure that some of our listeners will
probably be like I would totally be excited for a
full house audience bracelet probably, although they'd probably be more
excited if it meant that they had sat in the audience.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
But yeah, and they don't say Fuller House or anything
on him just like to no, we just.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And we were like, let's buy these for twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, I thought they had like you'd think that they
would at least have the audience with which you belonged
to on them.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
If somebody wants to bid on them on eBay, I
will hand right.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Full full House. Yeah, I'll draw the little House. I'll
do it.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wow, Kim, commitment, that's one thing about you. Absolutely committed,
happy to be of service. Oh boy, well, Kim, I
am so excited that you're here today to do a
Full House recap episode with me. And I have to
say you were probably a bigger fan of Full House

(07:50):
than I was. Not like I didn't like the show,
but just that you actually you watched it. You are
often ab and I's fact checker where you're like, actually,
this is what happened or so you know, yeah, like
you know a lot about the show, and I love that,
So please chime in with everything.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I've been training for the same my entire life. So
I mean, it's it's huge, it's this is this is
the pinnacle. Arguably it's all downhill from here. So here
we go, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Season two, Episode eleven A Little Romance air January thirteenth,
nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a little something like this,
at least that's what Andrew says. Okay, Becky gets the
guys to participate in a charity date auction and she's
surprised by her own bidding. Also, DJ gets her very

(08:44):
first boyfriend. This was directed by John Boab and written
by Rob Dames and Bob Fraser.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Fraser Fraser Fraser should say Fraser fras e R. That
feels right. Yeah. Now it's guest starring.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
We have John Apria who is returning back as Grandpa
Nick Katsopolis.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
We have Robin Greer as Crystal. Now.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
She was a regular on the TV show Falcon Crest.
For those of you born in gen Z, Falcon Crest
was a nighttime the soap opera sort of along the
lines of like Dallas or Dynasty again shows that you
don't know, but yeah, Falcon Crest. It was a you know,

(09:29):
very expensively dressed people having drama.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
She was also on Quantum Leap They Came from Outer
Space and a nineteen ninety TV movie.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Called Maker Girls.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Devera Marcus as Violet and a name that you might
recognize Jonathan Brandis as Michael Monford, who was an incredibly
impressive child actor. He was seen in movies like Sidekicks, Ladybugs,
Never Ending Story two, the TV mini series It, with
TV show appearances on The Wonder Years, Murders, she wrote

(10:00):
an La Law, and he also starred on the Emmy
winning show SeaQuest twenty thirty two as Lucas woll and
Zach for three seasons.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I love that show. I remember him on that show.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
And we tragically lost Jonathan in two thousand and three
at just twenty seven years old. And I remember Jonathan
was one of those child stars that was kind of
always around, you know, with all of his credits, and
he was constantly working. He was always at all of
the you know events that all my other working child

(10:34):
actor star friends were at. So yeah, I definitely, I
definitely remember him being around. I remember him being, you know,
the one of the teen stars that everybody had a
crush on. And I remember him passing at twenty seven,
and it was very tragic, very tragic. So it was

(10:54):
a lovely surprise to see his face on this. I
forgot that this was the episode with DJ's first boy friend,
but yeah, he's on here. We also have Liza Greer
as Heather. Only three credits online for Liza, and we
are her only one in the eighties and her last.
And I think there's a few people that their last
credit was full House and I don't what were you

(11:17):
doing at what happens to some of our guest stars,
But I don't know, but they were like some people
had the best experience ever. And then I guess, like
a handful we're like, I'm never doing this again, so
you know.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
And then Hilary Wayne as herself.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
It was our only acting job, but she did produce
the movie blank Check.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Oh the Man, that's cool. Blank Check was so good.
I don't remember blank Check. Oh my gosh. Wait.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
This is also Kim never knows movies, and I know movies.
So the fact that Kim knows a movie and I don't,
I'm so happy for this.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
What is blank This is a true highlight. Okay, here's
what happens.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's this kid who is he's like the younger brother
and kind of getting ignored by his parents and the
brothers and all that. And then he's out on his
bike and a rich dude backs his car into the bike.
And spoiler alert, this rich dude is not good. So
he's like, I got to get out of here in
order to make things right with this kid and his bike. Right,

(12:10):
he just hands him a blank check, expecting that this
kid is going to you know, write like one hundred
and fifty bucks or like tell.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Their parents, right.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
No, this kid is a little computer genius, and he
creates this check to be worth a million dollars, makes
it out to cash, then goes to the bank and they,
because of a series of events, cash this check for
a million dollars, give this kid the money, and then
you know the kid hilarity ensues, yes, hilarity, and you

(12:39):
know he's this bad guy is a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So there's also there's danger. It's very serious danger.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Danger money. It's like a kid caught up in like
some really crazy cartel action, but he just happened to
be hit by a bike.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I've never seen The Godfather, but I would say this
is better than the Godfather if.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I I mean, some people would probably say it's better
than Godfather two or three, or whichever one it is
that people really don't like. Okay, back to the recap
of the actual show that we're doing a full house.
Now we start a classic cold open here Michelle's room,
classic teaser, also classic full house moment in that we

(13:18):
start with music. Yes, so much music on this show.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Is this where you got your idea to start singing
me a Lalla by every night? Okam, I thought we
weren't going to talk about that publicly. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Okay,
it's okay. Sorry, it's okay, it's okay. It was a
you know, it's it's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
But in this Joey, Danny and Jesse are singing good night,
My love to Michelle as she sits googly eyed in
her crib, smiling. They begin to shimmy out as one does,
harmonizing their duas, and to close, Michelle repeats dua. The
full House musical Street continues and into the regular show

(13:56):
we go it.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is so stink and cute, It really is.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's it's cute, it's adorable. The vocals sound great. Kudos
to the guys. Their harmonies were excellent, and we continue
the Tanner tradition of singing as much as possible, which
I you know, I had no idea that Full House
was such a musical, but I forgot But it is

(14:20):
I did too, But damn do I get reminded almost
every episode that we really loved incorporating music and singing.
So and it's great, it's great. Here we go Tanner's Kitchen, Jesse.
We start with the clothes up on Jesse, who is weeping,

(14:41):
and Becky appears to wipe away his tears.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
We only see them from the waist up. Now that
don't that.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Don't take anything by that that sounds We only see
them form the waist up.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
But he sniffles. I'm so happy you could stay for dinner, Becky,
and she.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Replies me too. I love to see a grown man cry.
And that's when I fell more in love with Becky.
But the camera zooms out and we see a reveal
that I think we all saw coming.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Jesse is cutting onions.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, but Jesse and Becky are getting I know, it's
very exciting.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Close, a little friendly. Er things are happening. There's you know,
I know, it's they're adorable. Then Joey walks in, wearing
a leather jacket and carrying groceries. He notices Jesse's tears.
It says, Becky, you really ought to go out with him.
You're breaking the guy's heart. Michelle follows him in carrying
a giant baguette because why is this.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Bread so big? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
And it's also not in a bag, so like, if
this toddler drops this baguette on the floor, you've now
got floor bag at And it looks like it's already
happened because it's cracked in half somewhere. Yeah, and we
couldn't tape that back together, so it just lived there.
But yeah, now we're eating I don't know where in
San Francisco she's dropped that bag at, but.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
It has touched a lot of play, touching ground. Not good. Yeah,
and it's gonna go stale like an hour, right, Yeah,
it's true, it's true.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
But anyway, she is definitely handling that gigantic baguette, which
is three times her height, and she exclaims heavy. Joey
plops her on the plastic rocking horse for being such
a good girl, and she sweetly responds.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Thank you, Joey, which is so cute.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Now that they are having lines and talking, it's adorable.
As Jesse feeds Becky some of the pasta sauce he's making,
she announces that she needs a favor the Women in
Media charity. Bachelor Auction, which is a tongue twister, is
this Thursday, and she's looking for eligible bachelors to auction

(16:43):
off as dates.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Do we still do like bachelor auctions? There?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I feel like this has become this has become something
that we go. You know, I don't think this is
the thing that we do anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't know. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I have never been to one, seen one, heard of one.
But I guess in the eighties we were just auctioning
off bachelor's anything. You know what, Now we just have
a show called The Bachelor, and it's less auctioning and more.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Television.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
So different for sure, Different for sure. So Jesse cuts
her off. He says, Becky, this kind of thing is
embarrassing for me.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I mean, you know, women checking me out, poking me
and prodding me like I'm a slab of beef. Joey responds,
I'll do it because he's all in.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Because Jesse's usually getting you know, checked out, poked and
prodded like a slab of beef.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Joey's like, I would love a turn.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
So Becky grabs Jesse's hands and pleads in a very
sweet and intimate way.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It makes me really really really happy.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And after some back and forth, Jesse gives in, I'm
really really gonna regret this. Becky grins and thinks him
but like in that moment, I was like, ooh, you
guys are holding hands. Yeah, and so I was kind
of like going along. So Danny's voice trails in through
the living room as he tries to warn Joey and
Jesse that Becky is going to beat him home, to

(18:06):
only see her standing there as he enters, he realizes
it's too late. She admits I caught all the lights.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
But good news.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Joey and Jesse said, Yes, we're gonna make a fortune
auctioning off dates with you three handsome devils.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Danny tilts his head three. He reminds her he is
the auctioneer, and you can't auction off the auctioneer because
that would make the auctioneer the auctioneer, and that is confusing. Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Becky grabs his hands in the same way that she
did Jesse and gives him the same personal Favorshpuel with please,
it would make me really really really happy, and Jesse
witnesses the scene and is quite disappointed.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Poor He says, well, I guess I feel special now.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
And you know what, I have the sneaking suspicion that
Jesse has probably used the same line on more than
one girl in the path.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
So you know what this is. Hest Iff Becky is
just giving him back all the little pokes and jabs
that Heed he needs. He definitely does. But he's also rated.
He's different post airport kiss, because pre airport kiss he
would have been like, yes, true, that's true. I forgot.
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
This is post airport kiss. This is see this is
why you're here, Kim.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Now they're drink smooches.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
They are much more that's right. Okay, So this is
we've crossed a line. I mean, not a line like
a bad I have, but like we have definitely moved
forward to the So this is okay. Now we're up
in DJ's room. DJ is doing homework when a very
excited Kimmy with hair that looks like she was trapped.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
In a wind tunnel. I don't know that was that.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That was one of those hairdoos that you see on
those like Instagram pages where they're roasting kids from the
eighties with with haircuts that look like they belong on
people like five decades older. Yeah, and I feel like
that was very much what was happening.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I love you, ab and I'd say this to you,
that that hair was large.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I'm pretty sure that hair is what caused the hole
in the ozone, just from the aqua net.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Just from that aquan, just that aquinet alone. It's true,
but she killed it. So Kimmy runs in telling DJ
to stop. DJ says, but if I stop, you won't
have anything to copy. Kimmy says that this is more important,
which means it's huge. Yeah, how do you feel about
Michael Montfort? DJ shrugs, is okay, Well, Kimmy heard from

(20:35):
Tom Altabello, who sits next to the Epstein twins.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No relation that Michael Montfort.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Likes you, uh, Which is how all news in school
and really life these days. Now it's just on a
bigger scale on the internet. But it's just how everything
passes particular. It was such an elementary school moment of like,
well I heard from so and so that so and
so said that they told your friend that. Yeah, very accurate.
So DJ can't hold back some excitement, and she says.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Are you serious? He's so cute.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Kimmy tells her he wants to meet DJ after school
at the bike racks, as one does.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Exciting.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
DJ asks if this is a trick, but Kimmy holds
up her right hand and swears if I'm lying, I
will never go shopping again, which we know for Kimmy
is not gonna happen now. DJ knows she's telling the
truth and pretends to faint on her bed. Just then
Steph me stretch into the room singing, Mike Glen, DJ

(21:32):
sitting in a tree.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
K I s s.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
DJ covers STEP's mouth. How did she find out? Does
the whole school know?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Steph says, well, not the third grade. They were on
a field trip. That line made me laugh so hard. Yeah,
so good. Third grade doesn't know they weren't there.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
She continues to sing, and DJ flops back onto her bed,
this time in embarrassment. Yeah it's DJ has now realized,
like most elementary school romance, this is involving the entire grade,
and there will be embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Everyone knows. Yes, Yeah, did that ever? Have? Was that?
Do you remember that from like your elementary school days?
Like just yes, And it's so embarrassing too. Oh my god. Right,
I don't think that like ever goes away.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
No, No, there's still like definitely, I my husband and
I have talked about like, you know, elementary school drama
where or trauma where you were like, yeah, I remember
my friends like pushed me into this person to kiss
them and it was on the playground and everybody clapped
and it Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes, horrifying, just horrifying. Does not set you up for
romantic success in third and fourth and fifth grade, No,
it doesn't. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
But you know what, that's because third and fourth graders
have no idea what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
And so yeah, I mean arguably, I still don't know.
Just true, that's true. And you're slightly larger than a
third or fourth grade a little bit, just a little bit,
a little bit, and that's what counts.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I have to talk about this bedroom while I'm here,
while we're in this bedroom. This bedroom was so cool
when I was a kid, this bedroom was like it, Yeah,
it's got the kid really wow.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
The wallpaper, window seat, right, the geometric like primary colored,
very eighties. Yeah, it's cool. Not calming at all, wallpaper,
nothing about this room is meant to be calming. There's
so much happening. Just yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
There's a lot of color, a lot of there's a
lot of posters. There had a couple everywhere you look moments,
which I'll get to at the end, but there were
definitely a few.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'm in this area. I'm excited. Also, you're so funny
in the scene. You're so stinking cute in your little voice,
little kid voice.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, my little kid voice was. And my lisp, which
I my S is every kiss thing in a tree.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, it's everybody. Everything was hard with an S. But
it makes it even more adorable. So true.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
True, But I did go to speech therapy because it's
not as adorable as you get older, then it just
feels well, it can be.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
You know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I
think you could pull that. You could. People pull it
off all the time. Totally. It's great. I could not. Okay,
here we.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Are at the school bike Cracks, the place where it
all happens, the the almost the room where it happens,
but not quite. Kimmy reminds DJ they have to be cool.
When Michael gets there and DJ asks Kimmy how she looks.
Kimmy answers, you look great and asks how she looks.
DJ looks at her confused, what's the difference? Kind of

(24:41):
an I don't. I kind of didn't get is it me?
Why didn't I?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I also didn't totally get it, like, because you could
read it as what's the difference is I'm here to
meet is it?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Is it? What's the what's the difference if she looks
good or not? But then it also could be what's
the difference? You look like you always do? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't, Yeah, I was This could be taken many ways. Ye,
so I was a little confused by the joke, but
but yeah, what's the difference? I think I don't know
what's the different DJ was like was like, this doesn't
really involve you, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
And then Michael played by.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Jonathan Brandis, who is just so adorable and walks in
like he just what a teenage dream, truly such a cutie.
He walks up, Hey, gibbler, Kimmy quickly says by leaning
into DJ, tell me everything, and leaves.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
The two alone. Michael and DJ nervously say hi to
each other.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Michael points at the bikes, A lot of bikes, huh,
DJ awkwardly responds, as you do, good thing. They got
all these bike racks, and the silence continues, and then Michael.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Breaks it to ask DJ if she's eating lunch tomorrow.
DJ nods her head and Michael.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Reveals me too, Oh shocking, Right, they both eat lunch,
maybe they could eat together, and DJ says okay, but
she asks him, like, won't people think that we're boyfriend
and girlfriend? And he shrugs and he said, well, yeah,
maybe is that okay? Which remember when it was that

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easy to like be someone's boyfriend or girlfriend and they
were like, hey, I'm gonna be my girlfriend and you're
like sure, great, and then like you didn't really ever
do anything. Maybe you ate lunch together like one or
two times, and usually within like ten days to two weeks,
it was like, oh we broke up, yeah yeah, but
we never Usually it was like we broke up because
I don't think we ever really talked, so it was

(26:41):
kind of done.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Just easy to yeah, so simple, so simple.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And so he says, yeah, maybe is that okay? And
DJ smiles and says yes, and Michael offers her a
friendship bracelet. Now, in the eighties late eighties, friendship bracelets
were big. We were constantly making them on set. There
were all different kinds of patterns and designs. They weren't
the little like rubber bandy things. They were like the

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actual k nodded types of friendship bracelets, very big, and
if someone gave you a friendship bracelet that was matrix
basically an engagement basically yes, And this was pre Taylor
Swift friendship bracelet days.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Those are like the little beaded ones. This was These
required skill and knowledge and a small amount of weaving,
which is why I was never very successful. You really
had to focus on it, which is why they were
so important. When someone gave you one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Now, as soon as the bracelet is secured, cheering erupts
from the bushes where a gaggle of children circle them
in excitement. Also very elementary school, where it's like you
think you're like behind the bleachers, you know, kissing somebody,
and all of a sudden, seventeen people run out from
behind the handball wall and were.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Like, oh my god. Yeah, I was mortified for her,
right yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oh, And Kimmy runs up and says, we have a boyfriend,
which was so great because it's such a yeah, like
this is a joint experience, which is why she was
concerned about how she looked. And importantly, Steph is there too,
and cheerfully adds, it's about time in just the best
little bit of Steph Shade trying to make it like

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she's gonna wind up an old maid.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
So good.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well, in the previous episode, stuff just got married. So
she is worried. It's her older sister, that's true.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
She's like, she's like, look you, yeah, she's worried that
she's gonna become a spinster. Luckily that's not happening with
the exchange of this friendship bracelet.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
There, they're in it for life.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Now, you're were any of these kids, these kids in
the scene friends with you like in real life?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
If they I didn't look at that crowd, but I
think because they were like more DJ and Michael's friends
and a little bit older, I think they were kind
of more like Canvas and Andrea's age. What I should
have paid better attention. I can't believe I didn't. That's
okay to who was in the crowd?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Should we hit pause?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You can go back watch the whole series one more
time real quick and.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Then come back.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
That would be great, let's do that. I think that's
Scott trying to get out of the showing. Fine, No,
I'm okare now And now we enter the Tanners living room.
Steph and Michelle are playing seven Cars stud with Grandpa
Nick as you do you know, yeah, some serious gambling
when you're a child, and Steph suggests some pretty wacky
rules for the next hand. They didn't sound wacky to

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me because I have no idea how to play seven
Cards Studs, so I probably would still suggest all of
those things being wild and or is counting.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Your name's right? To me, I don't see anything wrong
with this, nothing wrong at all. Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Michelle lifts her cards in the air and says bingo.
Steph quickly reminds her that you're playing the wrong game, obviously,
because Steph knows totally what she's talking about.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
In this game, it's a made up game. It's totally
a made up game. Yeah, so bingo ya whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
DJ rushes down the stairs, encouraging the boys to hurry
so that they aren't late, and in walk from the
top of the stairs, Danny, Joey and Jesse strutting their
stuff in tuxedos. So handsome, so handsome, although I thought
Jesse was either wearing Adidas track pants with his tuxedo

(30:27):
or that he was going for like more of the
Mariachi vibe. Yeah, and that red uh the red cumber bun.
Oh again, so eighties with the with the red cumber
bun and the bow tie.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I didn't quite get the pants. I thought. I was like,
are those breakaway pants? Like? Is he gonna rip them
off like and break dance? How it's gonna get more actions?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Right, That's that's I was like, did I not remember
this part of the date auction that he does this?
But uh no, they were just they just had some
stripes down the side.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah. They they surprised me.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Also, I don't know if it was like he's, you know,
the rock and roll one, he's got the ele.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, he's got him ready, so he's gotta be a
little different. Hey.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
You know what, Jesse took a fashion choice, and as
we will see later.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It paid off. Yeah. His bravery worked. His bravery worked.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Steph admires how handsome they all look, and they deflect
the compliment by waving their arms in unison nah, which
also means tell me more.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Now, DJ is trying to get them to leave asap,
so she pulls Danny toward the door, and Danny, as
any parent, is wondering, why are you rushing me out?
Because this is odd, and Steph, of course, is quick
to let Danny in on the on the deal, she
doesn't want you to meet her new boyfriend Michael Jesse
and Joey Oooh in unison, Danny smirks, I thought Michael

(31:53):
was coming over to do homework. Since when is he
your boyfriend? DJ reveals since Tuesday at lunch.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Steph also makes sure to mention the bracelet, basically making her,
you know, the.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Spiller of all of DJ's secrets and prompting another ooh
from the uncles.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Steph is always just if she's there, she's telling everything, yeah,
and you don't always know she's going to be there.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Sometimes she's you know.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Sure, she kind of sneaks in and she's like, hey,
by the way, I got some good information. Yeah, like
a typical little sister, just always ruining things. But the
doorbell rings and DJ begs her dad not to embarrass her.
She's really hoping that it's Becky, so as she's running
to the door.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
She's like, be Rebecca, be Rebcca, be Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
But she opens the door and it's Michael, her boyfriend,
looking adorable with those big blue eyes. DJ quickly pulls
Michael away for homework, but Danny manages to grab him
and introduce himself and shake hands, and then the doorbell
rings again, giving DJ an opening Discoury away with Michael
and says, come on, now's our chance, which is very

(32:59):
smart to escape.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
The parents or parental figures. When you're that age, you're like, please,
just don't, especially when there's so many of them.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Right, when there's so many of them and they're apt
to say something embarrassing. So Jesse opens the door to Becky,
who looks absolutely stunning, Right, what a babe? And she's
leaning up against the doorframe just looking like she's so
nos Yes, I am a babe and I love it,

(33:27):
like the confidence, the sparkly jacket, the black pantyhose, all
of it, the side clip of the carrette, and the big.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Hair just eighties fab all over the place. And she
looks absolutely stunning. So they all follow Becky off to
the fundraiser. Of course, Jesse gives a well.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Deserved have mercy, and she compliments them on their looks,
and they, of course say nah.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And follow her out and head off to the fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
And left in the living room is just Steph, Michelle
and Grandpa Nick playing this wild game of cards. And
Steph tells Grandpa Nick, I see your two flintstone stickers
and raise you three. Hello kiddies, huge wagroom, and he
says well. He calls and says I, I've got seven queens.
But Steph, she has seven aces. Again, Michelle shouts bingo

(34:25):
and collects all.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Of the stickers. It's the whole thing's a mess because
when Michelle says bingo, it does sound like she's saying mango.
Both times. I mean close enough.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's close enough. So now we've got mango seven aces.
I don't even think that's you have seven cards in
your hand, nor do you think you have aces?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
But I love it.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
How do you even get seven aces out of a four?
I guess are you playing with two decks?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Again, I know nothing about seven cards, stud All I
know is bingo.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's it. Yeah, she went, I actually do no, no bingo.
I haven't played bingo in a long time, so great,
but you got to go to like the series Bengo
Hall with like the old ladies with the dabbers and
the little like good luck charms on the thing. It's
an experience. Okay, I want to go. Okay, oh Kim,
we're doing it. Okay, okay bingo.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
In the Tanner's kitchen, we find Michael seated at the
kitchen table doing homework as DJ explains that, yes, her
dad was alive when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.
Michael absolutely can't believe it, considering it's in their history book,
and it's I get it when your kids are like,
no way, you were alive.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
And you're like, that was like twenty years ago. It's
not even that long ago. It hurts. Are we old?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
S Okay, we weren't alive when Neil Armstrong walked on
the moon, so we're not that old.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
So Michael announces he has to get home. DJ asks
about lunch tomorrow, and Michael answers, I can't. I promised
Kathy Santoni I'd sit with her tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh w.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
DJ is confused, Sure, she says, you can't sit with
Kathy Santoni at lunch tomorrow because everyone will thank your
boyfriend girlfriend like they did with us. Buddy Michael shrugs.
Maybe DJ is shocked, but I thought we were boyfriend girlfriend.

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Michael admits DJ's nice and smart and fun. But Kathy
Santoni is so pretty that hurt so my heart.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
He is. This is the like.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
The first it was Jesse. Now he's starting to reform
a little bit, but then we got this kid. They're
like the the original members of f Boy Island. Yes,
like the original cast members of f Boy Island. Is
are these types of dudes awful? And let me tell you, ladies,
if you run into them in elementary school, run the
other way.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's they're not. It's not gonna get better.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
They're not gonna they're gonna ask for that friendship bracelet
back and give it right to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yes, it's not worth it. No, don't fall for it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, And this is you know, we keep hearing about
the infamous Kathy Santoni, which eventually we do meet, But
Kathy is sort of the character that lives off screen
that we don't see, who is the one that just
gets all of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
She's she's that girl.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, like, of all the people that he's gonna sit
with that, it's Kathy Santoni.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Is just right? It hurts, yeah, it hurts. So Michael
thanks her for helping with his homework.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I never trusted this guy. He was really into the bikes.
He was asking too many questions about the bikes when
we first met him.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I didn't trust this.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Right, no, no, no, enough about her. He was like, so
hey about these bikes?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Uh yeah yeah. All the while, all he wanted to
do was copy DJ's homework. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
So he thanks her for helping with the homework and
takes off Jay sits down and rips off that friendship
bracelet and just buries her face in her hands. And
I was heartbroken as we went to this commercial break.
So just so, I just felt so bad for DJ.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
What a little yeah, what use me? But seriously, what
do you think Kimmy Gibbler did to him the next day?
I feel like Kimmy handled this the next day and
it was game. You know what, though, I feel.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Like what Kimmy did was like just spread an embarrassing
rumor around about him, like or maybe she confronted him.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I don't know what do you think. Because also Kimmy
kind of like she's still struggling with wanting to be
kind of cool and accepted as you do at that age.
So I don't know if she would have like maybe
gone up to it, but I definitely think she would
have been like, oh, but we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I think I think a rumor. I think she would
have started a rumor. Yeeah, let's her kind of handle.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
It, which is not nice to do, which is not
nice to do. But you know what, what he did
was not nice. So sometimes that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Two wrongs make her right.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I think that's actually not true, but sometimes two wrongs
just feels appropriate.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Okay, now, poor DJ.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
We come back from commercial break and we're in DJ's
room where she's staring at the wall.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Steph walks in, why did your boyfriend leave so soon?
She asks? DJ, sighs, I don't have a boyfriend, and
completely not reading the room again as little sisters do
with zero tact, she just says, so did he dump you?
And DJ clarifies and.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Says they broke up because they yes, yes he did,
and Steph just is poking her finger right in that wound,
just right on it, she says that DJ says she
just wants to be left alone. So DJ grabs Steph
sleeping back, her pillow, her pajamas, and instructs her to

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sleep in Michelle's room, pushing her out the door because
the last person that DJ wants around right now is
Steph and her lack of empathy and tact and questions
very fast.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
So the door gets.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Slammed in Steph's face and she shouts out, aren't you
forgetting something? And poor mister behar he's sitting right here,
He's sitting here. Mister bear gets hurled out the door
and slammed into a wall.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I am so sorry. I I how rude? Was that
was it?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
That was all that Steph said was how rude And
I'm so sorry. But as you can see, he survived
and he's fine.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
You know, he's all good. Little minor frontal lobe damage
but no, he's great. Yeah, he's OK. Good. I'm glad.
The throwing really took me aback. I was like, oh
my god, Yeah, DJ was not.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Having Stephanie. That was an aggressive mister bear throw.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yes, poor mister bear bear. But you know what, Steph
should have just read the room a little better. She's
really got to learn pay attention. She's never once read
a room. That's true. Or maybe she's just like, I
don't care. That's truth. Here's what happened. Yeah, also possible. Sure.

(41:24):
Now we get to the auction, which.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
There are some moments in there. First of all, there's
an everywhere you look moment that I will get to
at the end, but just know we're coming back to it,
and it's, uh, it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
So excited. We get to the auction.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Danny and Jesse are standing around when a a woman
walks up to Jesse and checks out his name badge
number twelve. I'll remember that she winks and pinches his
butt before walking.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Away, which is called assault.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
But in the eighties people thought that was appropriate and funny,
and we're just gonna leave it. In nineteen eighty nine,
Jesse did not appreciate the butt grabbing, obviously, but Danny says, well,
at least she noticed you. I feel like I'm back
in high school. Nobody wants me. I'll probably get a.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
ZiT so true. Joey assures them this will be funny.
Joey's very on.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Board for this. I will say he is like, auction
me off. I am here for it.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I love it. I love his energy about this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
You know what, And he actually says, he says, now
we know how women feel. Let's go to the bathroom together,
because that's what women do, ye not I there's always
a good party in the bathroom with you know, once
you get in after the line, that's true.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
So Becky walks up to check.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
In, and Jesse admits he wants to leave, until a
woman named Crystal walks up and asks if Jesse is
one of the bachelor's. He smiles and flashes his name
tag tomato number twelve, implying that he's a piece of
produce that's being shopped for at a market. Okay, all right,

(43:06):
I think I don't know. Maybe that's the reference that
I made. I think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
So Crystal took the liberty of buying Jesse some champagne,
and Jesse.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Raises a toast to charity.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Becky sarcastically announces he's a true humanitarian and slaps him.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
On the back before walking away.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Okay, so Jesse's like, fine, you're gonna auction me off.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
But here's that this is this is what happens. Yeah,
I like a little jealous Becky, Well, yeah, a little
jealous little bit for her competition. It is it is.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Becky because you know she's kinda toyed a little back
and forth.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
She knows she's she's in control, so this is he's
got her on her toes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Now we go to Michelle's room. Michelle is standing up
in her crib and Steph is asleep on the floor
having been kicked out of DJ's room.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Grandpa Nick eners.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Telling Michelle, Ah, it's fun that she has a roommate.
Michelle holds her finger to her mouth, sh stephie nine night,
which was so cute, cute, and Grandpa Nixon's He'll try
to keep it down and walks out. Then again, like
a true little sister, Michelle throws a pillow on STEP's

(44:21):
face and says wake up and then giggles insanely, which
I remember doing that and they loved. I mean, they
were at that age where it's so fun for a
toddler to throw things off a high chair or out
of a crib and watch them fall, and if they're
falling and hitting someone in the face and you know,
waking them up. That was endlessly entertaining, So that little

(44:42):
giggle at the end was one hundred percent real.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
They were having a blast. She nailed you right in
the face. She did well, I mean she wanted to
wake me up.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So that's it was a pillow though, So I'll give
her that at least, at least it was thrown less
violently than mister Bhar.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Everything in the world has been thrown less violently. Yeah, then,
mister Bear, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
So we come back to the auction and Danny is
on stage having just auctioned off Bachelor h Our bachelor
named Jeff for three hundred dollars. Now, Jeff is actually
one of John Stamos's very good friends, Al Nasser, who
they've known each other since high school. I became really

(45:25):
good friends with Al as well. My family became good
friends with him. Uh, and he worked at Disneyland, and
we became friends because John had introduced us all and
then when we would go to Disneyland, he'd be like, hey,
give me, you know, give me a call, let me
know if you're going to come into the park. And
so he meet up with us and maybe we'd get

(45:46):
on a ride here and there and he worked his
way up through the ranks of Disney and actually became
very high up in the Disneyland park system and was
just an absolutely lovely human being.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I went to his wedding. He just a really, really
great guy.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
But yeah, that's one of Stemos's friends. Fun, so very fun,
and I think Al did a couple like guest appearances
on stuff as a you know, background artist. So yeah,
so again all of the you know fun and there's
some family members in there too.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
So having auctioned off Jeff, Danny says, who would have
guessed that's something that's wonderful would happen to you on
your first.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Day of parole. Solid joke, right, The audience gasps.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Danny's just kidding, And I feel like that's probably that
was a joke that Bob was like, we.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Should do this. This is it's good. Now, it's great.
Now on to the next contestant.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Feast your eyes on Bachelor number ten for an evening
of dinner and dancing at Luigi's two weeks from now.
Mister Joey Gladstone and Danny starts the bidding as Joey
uses finger guns to blast the audience pew pee pee.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah, I've never seen so many finger guns from one person.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
A lot of yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Well, I feel like that's what Joey does when he's
a little uncomfortable. He was feeling a little self conscious
and he was like, finger guns. You know, that's kind
of the the cool guy move.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
He looks cool doing it. Honestly, he pulled it off.
But he pulled it off.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
If anyone can do the little finger gun thing, he
did a great job.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Not something you hear often about finger guns, but he
did a great job.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
So the bidding slows down at around two hundred dollars
and Danny starts the sales pitch. Look, you buy him,
you buy a date with anyone your fantasy's desire. Because
he's talking about how Joey is so amazing at impressions,
he says Tom Selleck, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone. Joey does
some physical impressions. He does a Tom Selleck mustache, and

(47:44):
that Sylvester Stallone is short, which.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I don't know if a lot of people got that joke,
but uh, but yeah, this is how I learned that
Sylvester Stallone is short.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
He is he is not a he is not a
tall man, but he will punch you right in the face. Oh,
I mean, I don't know that, Like for a fact,
I'm saying he's rocky, that's what I've that's I know.
I don't know mister stallone or if he just randomly
punches people in the face. Okay, So Joey gets some
more bids and he's sold for three hundred dollars, tying

(48:18):
that recently parolled other gentlemen. The buyer is an older
lady with a bird on her hat, because who doesn't
need a bird on their hat? But she admits that
Joey isn't for her. He's a gift to her granddaughter,
who is a very attractive woman and is not an
older lady with a bird on her hat. So Joey

(48:41):
is pleasantly surprised, to say the least. Now, Danny attempts
to move on to bachelor number twelve when Becky stops him.
Don't forget number eleven, which is Danny the auctioneer. So
Becky comes up and takes the mic and introduces everyone
to mister Danny Tanner. Look, he could change colors. He
is turning red right before our eyes. It's like a chameleon.

(49:05):
Danny is extremely uncomfortable. He gets his first bid at
one hundred dollars and runs up to the lady to
personally hug her. He gets one hundred and fifty and
he can't hide his excitement. Don't stop now, ladies, I
can go all night.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
That was a joke. I didn't understand when I was
a kid. That was a joke I didn't get when
I was a kid. And then every when every woman
in the audience throws up their bidding card and one
woman stands up, and that one woman, by the way,
is none other than Janice Sweeten. Oh my god, I

(49:39):
gotta go back and watch one more time.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yes, that woman that stands up in excitement after the
don't stop now, ladies, I can go all night joke
is Jenis Sweeten.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And I tell what I tell you.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I was watching the episode and I had to pause
it and burst out laughing for so many reasons because
I was like, oh my god, I didn't get that
joke before.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh my god, that's my mom. She totally gets the
joke and things it's hilarious and like it was just
it was a lot, and also like her very eighties.
Hair was great, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Good job, janis, good job, and he explains, no, no, no,
I think you misunderstood me. And he is completely flustered
and tongue tied, and finally he is sold to the
lady with a burden heer hat. Danny asks if she
has another granddaughter, which he's hoping that he'll get.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I guess as lucky as.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Joey, and the woman responds, Oh, no, sweetie, you're for me.
We're gonna boogie all night long, and Danny hands her
a rose and says that he's gonna make sure and.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Take a nap that day, which it's true. I can't
do anything at night without an app these days, can't
do anything during the day without an app. Why did
Danny have to do his own auction? I feel like
he could have gotten so much fun.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
To Danny, he well, but I think he was so
uncomfortable with it that I think he just wanted it
to be over.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, but then he was like flattered by it.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
But then I think maybe he was hoping for another granddaughter.
When the lady with the bird onto the hat, so
he's like, yeah, great, I'll go with you, thinking it's
gonna work, And instead he got the bird lady.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Who seemed perfectly lovely.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Also who seemed completely lovely. I bet they're gonna have
a great time. They're gonna go out dancing. She's got
both hips replace now she is ready to go.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
He's gonna be there. Obviously you can't.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I mean, she can't leave the house without the bird hat.
So Danny now moves on to Bachelor number twelve. Mister
Jesse couts upliss. Jesse casually stands up, being ever so cool, uh,
and Danny introduces him. He is an up and coming
advertising jingle writer and a musician and one incredibly impatient,

(51:52):
probably pretty horny. Lady says, just start the bidding already,
So uh, I guess everyone has been.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Waiting for Bachelor number two.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Danny asks for one hundred dollars and everyone raises their cards.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Again.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Crystal, who we met previously, is cutting the bs and
just bids one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
That's not how auction works at all, Crystal.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It I mean it's not, but it is because also
then you've got to go higher than that. I mean,
I'm that's slightly less than an indecent proposal. It's more
just a poor idea of a proposal, all right. Sensing
a win, she starts to take the stage and grab
Jesse's arm, and he sarcastically says, one thousand dollars for
a night with me.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
No pressure there.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Danny starts to wrap up the bidding, one thousand dollars,
going once, going twice, and suddenly Becky stands up and
shouts eleven hundred and then looks completely shocked that those
words came out of her mouth and that she is
standing up. It's as if her body and mouth reacted
before her brain did, which happens sometimes. Yeah, can really

(52:59):
can definitely relate. Although it's never been that I've bought
a date with someone.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Don't worry about who's buying dates, Jody. That's not you know,
that's not Did people do what they need to do?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Look I am hey, people do what they got it
I do. I look concerned. I'm just saying that that.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Thankfully, I've never had my body react to an auction
without me and thus spent more money than I could
afford to. Yeah, So Becky stands up and shouts eleven
hundred and shocking herself. Crystal now one ups her and
Becky goes higher, bidding thirteen hundred. Crystal goes for fourteen hundred.
Becky bids a whopping seventeen hundred, and Danny asks eighteen hundred.

(53:43):
Crystal responds, take him. I could never explain eighteen hundred
dollars to my husband, ma'am again right, She was like,
it was a charity auction. The fact that it came
with a handsome man that I went out with for
an evening is none of his business.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
But Crystal lost, so now she doesn't have to explain
that eighteen hundred dollars charge to her husband, and Becky
now has to come up with seventeen hundred dollars. Yeah,
Becky wins, but she feels like maybe she.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Got a little carried away, just a little bit. Yeah, maybe,
because you know, she didn't have to pay for it.
In retrospect, well.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Again hindsight, you know what they say. It's something sure,
for sure, it's twenty twenty. Yep, not the year, although
it does feel like it. Okay Tanner's living room. Everyone
is returning home from the auction and Grandpa Nick asks
how it went. Joey tells him he got a great girl,
and Danny says that he got her grandmother.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Also a great girl. Yeah, woman, lady. Yes.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Jesse reveals that Becky spent seventeen hundred dollars on him,
and Nick can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
He says, what are you nuts?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Becky says it was for a good cause and then
quickly changes the subject and asks how the kids are,
which I also.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Think is so sweet and such a like. It shows
that Becky's.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Really kind of becoming part of the family and the
group and caring about the kids and you know, all
everybody in the house, and she's.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Becoming a part.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, she's trying to deflect, but she's genuinely asked. I
think she genuinely is like, how are the kids?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
How was that night? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
So Grandpa Nick tells them that Steph slept in Michelle's
room because DJ's boyfriend broke up with her. Danny sighs,
her first broken heart. This sounds like a job for dad,
which is probably the last person that she'd wanted to
talk to as a teenage girl.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
But but but he's trying. But Danny is trying kind
of right now is the only option, right, That's right?
I mean right, that's who else. Yeah, Steph was a
terrible source of comfort anything. She made it worse. She
made it way worse.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
And so Danny's like, I'm gonna try, so Joey and
Jesse follow him as his junior dads to help, and.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
What if she was asleep? Though?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Also, you know what, I just I just played this
out in my head. So how did Nick find out?
Did do we think that Steph is because dj.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Didn't seem like she would want to tell people Stef Steph,
Steph is the source of all of the things. Yeah,
she was like, here's what happened. I'm gonna tell you. Yeah.
Love this.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, because after Michelle woke her up from the floor,
she went downstairs to go play another hand of seven
card stud with Grandpa Nick, thus sweeping all the stickers
back for herself and explaining the situation.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Of why she was on the floor. I love it.
I think makes sense. Yeah, I thought it checks out.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So now, with just Becky left in the room, Nick
asks her, you paid seventeen hundred bucks for Jesse.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I don't know if you're aware of this, but you
could have had him for free. Becky groans in one
absolute realization that she knows that, and at least the
money's going to a good cause, right charity to just
keep reminding.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yourself, Becky charity, good cause, it's a tax right off?
Even better?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Upstairs to DJ's room, the three handsome Auction to bachelors
walk into comfort DJ, who is awake on her bed. Luckily,
since they just came into the room, they heard what happened,
and she tells them it's because she isn't pretty, which
is h so not true. Danny tells her that's not true.

(57:32):
He thinks she's very pretty, and DJ says, you have
to think that you're my dad, and it's so true
because whenever you're like but no, your kids are like,
you're just telling you that because you're my parent, And
that's not always true. Sometimes you have a parent, but
sometimes you tell your kids the truth. And in that
case you're like, no, I'm actually this is really for real,

(57:53):
and I think Danny was really trying.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
But then it goes sideways.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Danny attempts to DJ the story of the Ugly Duckling,
which of course makes DJ think that they're calling her ugly,
and she runs out of the room and locks herself
in the bathroom, and the guys run after her, explaining
that they don't think she's.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Ugly, it's the duck that's ugly.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
But if you've ever had any sort of interaction with
a preteen or teenage girl, you know that if you
get something out in the first half of the sentence
that doesn't sound.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
The way that they think it should, that you've lost them.
You have lost it. They now have gone off on
a completely different tangent.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
You call them ugly, you think they're this, you think
and it's all bad, and you're like, I didn't and
you're like.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I don't know what just happened. Yeah, So the three
dads have just been.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Just teenage girl all over the place where they were
trying to help, and instead it's all gone way worse.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Very realistic writing the way they're so realistic, Oh so realistic.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Yeah, where you're just like, wow, I really lit that
on fire. So at the same time, Becky walks up
the stairs and they tell her that they were trying
to tell her the story of the Ugly Duckley, and
she says, I, I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
That you started to tell that story. You never tell
that story unless it's about some other kid. This is
this is the helpful tips. Yet women and and and
those who think more emotionally. This is the conclusion that
they come to, not just women, but they were not

(59:34):
used to thinking like this. They just came from being
auctioned off for dates. They're not that's.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
True, they're not in the I mean, yeah, it's there's
a lot happening in this episode in regards to emotions
and things. Anyway, So Danny asks Becky if she will
talk to DJ and the guys all leave, and Joey
turns around and he says he knew that they should

(01:00:01):
have told her about Hansel and Kretel.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Jesse says, that's for kids in the woods.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Uh yeah, sure, tell the kids about being chomped in
the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Just leave the fairy tales out of it. Guys that
she's too old for that now, it's just don't do that.
Thank goodness, Becky's there. So Steph comes out of Michelle's room,
finally happy to be able to go back into her
empty room because she's heard all the commotion outside. She
walks into her Room's like, oh great, my the door's open.
But she forgot her stuff, so she has to turn
around and in that small amount of time that she

(01:00:32):
has gone back to Michelle's room to collect her sleeping
bag and Bear.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Well, she brought.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Mister Bear first, Yeah, obviously, because he's the most important transport,
so then she has to go back for everything else.
By the time that she gets back to the door,
Becky and DJ have walked back into the room, shutting
it and leaving Steph in the hallway locked out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Eventually, it opens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Just long enough to again violently throw mister Bear into
the wall, and she picks him up and hugs him
and says, I'm sorry, mister Bret.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You've had a rough night, and he really has, he
really has.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
He didn't do anything to deserve being tossed against that wall.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
But god, it's all right, poor mister bhar.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
You're you're crossing here from the two bedrooms. The back
and forth made me laugh so hard I had to
pause it and go back and watch it again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
It was wait, thank you, why? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
So now we are back in the bedroom and DJ
tells Becky that there's nothing to talk about. She's ugly,
boys don't like her and that's it. Becky assures her
that's not true, and she understands how she's feeling. Which
this is what Deeede needs to hear from that female
perspective right now, she says, in the seventh grade, despite

(01:01:49):
the fact that you know, Becky is now absolutely stunning
and gorgeous, Becky had the biggest crush on a boy
spin but he only liked blonde because I remember Becky's
from Nebraska, Nebraska, right midwest, lots of I guess, sort

(01:02:10):
of German Midwestern farm type boys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Lots of fens in Nebraska. Ben was an exchange student.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Anyway, he only liked blondes, which is really says a
lot about Spen, and I think she was better off
avoiding him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
But that's so. She got a big bottle of peroxide,
but it just turned her hair orange.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
And she laughed, and she said she looked like Howdy
Dooty in a mini skirt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
And DJ just looks at her confused, because who the
hell is how we dooty? How doy dooty. See, I
can't even say it, Howie Duty. I'm combining Howie Mandel
and Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Howdy Doody was a puppet with bright red hair from
the fifties, I had his own.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
TV show, Howdy Duty. How do you Do? It's Howdy
Dudey Time, It's Howdy dudey Time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, very big back then, but again, much like Michael
being shocked that Danny was alive when Neil Armstrong rocks
on the Moon, Howdy Duty is something that is completely
out of touch with the younger generation, which is why
I'm explaining it now because if DJ didn't get it,
I really have a feeling that most people listening to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
This would not nobody else.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yes, yeah, glad to know that that joke still doesn't
work though, you know what I mean, Like, it's still
glad to know that it didn't like how do you Do?
It didn't make some comeback where it's like, oh that's hilarious,
Like nope, still still just as irrelevant in ninety in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
As it was in nineteen eighty ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
So great good Back then, Becky's mom made her say
all the good things that she thought about herself in
order to realize that Spenn, who only liked blondes, was
not worth her time and that actually Becky was a
lovely girl who had lots of redeeming qualities, So Becky
tells DJ that she now has to do the same.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I love this, I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah, So DJ sort of sheepishly tells Becky she is
pretty good in school, as evidenced by both Kimmy and
Michael copying her homework. She has a lot of great friends,
a purple belt in karate, she's nice to animals, and

(01:04:17):
she has great hair and she.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Really does yeah, excellent hair. Becky laughs, emphasizing that those
are only a few of the great things about her,
and she tells Diej that boy, blew it, you are the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Best and it was This is just the sweetest moment.
DJ thanks, Becky gives her a big hug and says,
do you think I'll ever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Have another boyfriend? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Those first heart breaks? Man, You're like, that's it is.
It's gonna be this forever. Yeah, never gonna feel better.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I found love once and I'll never found that We
never again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Right, We shared a moment by the bike racks, but
Becky says she is sure of it that some will
break DJ's heart and that DJ will probably break a
few herself, and then some day, when you least expect it,
you'll meet that one special guy. And we have a
feeling that Becky is talking here, perhaps about someone specific

(01:05:10):
who may or may not be wearing a tuxedo and
live in the same house and rip away pants right,
which he never ripped away, Yes, at least that we saw,
which is disappointing. And she says, and before you know it,
you'll be paying seventeen hundred dollars to go out on a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Date with him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
DJ has no idea what she's talking about, but she
does know that she's feeling better.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
So Becky stands up twice weirdly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Yeah, well editing, you know, it's a thing continuity. Maybe
in the time Becky stood up and then sat down
and then stood up again, maybe she was like, I'm
gonna stay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Now I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, So and DJ asks if she can call Becky
sometimes to talk about girl stuff, and Becky smiles, any
time you want. And that was such a wonderful moment
and such a great way that we see Becky all
of a sudden and becoming a really like a bigger

(01:06:03):
piece of this puzzle. And that these girls need that
that influence, that feminine sort of influence on these you know,
preteen and teenage girls, that understands what they're going through.
That's not gonna read them the ugly duckling or Handsel
and Gretel and uh, and that understands, and that this
was just such a sweet scene between the two of them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I really it was lovely. I love So.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
DJ and Becky leave the room and find Steph back
out asleep in the hallway, and DJ says, I've got
this and just picks up the sleeping bag and drags
her back into the room.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Efficient perfect button for the scene. Yep, yeah, yep, just
right back into the room. The scene, the story that
Becky tells about liking this boy and turning her hair blonde.
I I loved it. I loved the scene is so
great anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
But what I love specifically about it is that Laurie
looks like Laurie, So you're not gonna get at about like, oh,
when I was like an awkward kid, because she just
is so beautiful. But I love that it's so it's
that same idea, but they made it just different enough
so that you believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Right right they were, Yeah, because Becky is you know,
a pretty she probably didn't go through too awkward of
a stage. Also, something that like I think I try
and do when I'm talking to the girls is also
like tell them a story that kind of makes me
look silly or or stupid in hindsight, and like, oh

(01:07:33):
I learned that, you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I did this to myself because I thought, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Just it was a I think she was doing it
in a way that would make DJ get it and
laugh at her a little bit, rather than trying to
be like, oh I wasn't you know I was awkward too.
Like it wasn't like a competition of yeah, me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Too, It was like, well this also I did sort
of a similar thing, and this is what happened, and
here's how I dealt with it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
But I always love how quickly DJ as a teenage
girl just snaps out of these moments. And I love
it because it's that is so not how it goes.
I feel like there would have been a lot of
door slamming and probably a few attempts to have a
conversation and then some tears and a lot of like

(01:08:22):
you don't understand and that, but I love that we
didn't have that, and DJ was just like, yeah, you
know what, You're right, this less than five minute conversation
made me feel totally better.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Good point. Thanks for bringing it up. I forgot, I'm
good to karate, I forgot time Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, it was great. And that's you know, the full house,
the full house moment, the magic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
So now, final scene, we're downstairs in the kitchen. Becky
tells Danny that dj just needed a little girl talk.
Danny thinks her and reiterates, you should really put a
warning label on that ugly duckling story. Yeah, smart, yes,
do not tell this to your teenage girl if she
is feeling unattractive.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Bad, bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
So Danny goes upstairs, leaving Jesse and Becky alone. She
wants to talk, and Jesse interrupts her. Look, I'm not
going to hold you to this date thing. I know
I've asked you out a few times, actually several times,
and you've made it quite clear that your career comes first.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
And Becky jumps in. She's a little nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
She says, when Crystal tried to get that date with Jesse,
something happened to her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Jesse asks if she got a little.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Jealous, and Becky says, I wanted to claw her eyes out,
which is a resounding yes. She was feeling a little jealous,
and she knows what she said to him before, but
she wants to give this a try see where it goes,
or maybe where it's already went, because they've already kissed,
so you know, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Becky keeps rambling on nervously and eventually asks Jesse to
shut her up, and he does in probably one of
the few ways that Jesse knows how he gives her
a kiss. So this is post airport kiss. Second kiss
doesn't involve missiletoe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Well wait, no, wait, did Jesse a Becky kiss in
the airport? I thought they did? Did they not kiss
in the airport? No? I thought they did. I don't.
We just watched this episode. This is why that I
think I thought they did. Yes, they did, they did?
They did. Yeah, I was nervous there for a second.
I was you were nervous. I was nervous, right, Oh
my goodness, yeah, because I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I didn't know that you said you knew, and I
went with you and then we both got And that's
how we.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Always go wrong, because once you're doing it, I'm immediately
doing it, so then it becomes bad.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
So this was not our first Jesse Becky kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
But this was a big important one because they decide
that they're going.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
To try and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, and they with a kiss, and right on cue,
Joey walks into the kitchen holding Michelle's hand. Joey is
missing the makeout scene taking place, which happens so many
times in this house that you just walk in and
people are Jesse is making out with someone in the room,
but Michelle does not miss it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
She yells out, have mercy for like the greatest line
reading as of yet, and Joey quickly pulls her back
into the living room, giving these new lovebirds some privacy
because they don't stop making out even when Michelle says,
have mercy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Not not in the full house house. Not Nope. Once
you're kissing someone in the full house house, that's it. Yeah,
it's it continues, regardless of who walks in the room
or what's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I'm worried about Michelle's sleeping patterns in this house. She's
never once slept. Now she's up in the middle of
the why is Michelle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah, Michelle should be asleep because Steph's sleeping in the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Yeah, Steph and Michelle and their onesie pajamas and their
irregular sleeping patterns.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It's very concerning to me, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, but it was one
of those nights where like, look, the parents are out,
they're doing something, they had a thing, an event to
go to. Grandpa's doing his best, but basically he's just
there to make sure that the house doesn't catch on
fire and nothing terrible happens.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
As a parent, I've had those nights where you go,
you know, none of this is ideal when you walk
in the door at eleven o'clock and everyone's still up
and things. But you're like, but the babysitter was just
just here to make sure nobody's on fire. And so
I think that's kind of what happened in the Tanner
house that night.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
DJ was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
DJ had a mess, she was broken hearted. Steph sleeping
on the floor, Michelle's up, they're playing seven Cards stud
Grandpa necks again running at least.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
You know, running a loose ship.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Yeah, but everyone survived, and most importantly, DJ learned.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
That boys are stupid. No.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
DJ learned that some boys are mean and that you
shouldn't listen to them when they say things like that,
and that Jesse and Becky.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
May have a future together. Big episode, very big episode,
very big episode. This was fabulous. I will go back
to my everywhere you look moment, please, my everywhere you
look moment. Well, there's there. I have a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
So first up, when we see DJ in the top
of the show with that red striped with the blue
striped shirt on with the it says the ocean side
in like sequence or whatever. That is almost the same well,
the exact same type of shirt as the red striped

(01:13:41):
shirt with the weird potentially chaps wearing farmer on the
front that she has worn in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Previous episodes, which says.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Farming or something on top of on the thing in
also in sequence and also stripes, So there's apparently this
is a very popular brand or designer at the time,
but she j loves these striped shirts with strange pictures
of people and sequence on them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
So there was that she's really honing her own as
far as fashion goes, and you know, very here for that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Indeed, and uh, the other everywhere you Look moments take
place in the auction when we first find the three
guys standing there in the auction in the ballroom.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Directly behind Dave's head is Janice Sweeten. Oh my god,
my mom wearing like all white.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
In the background and then over kind of off John's shoulder,
you see her cross through the room and she is
the first one to bid on Danny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Is Sherry Barber. How did I miss this? I feel
like I've let Mary bar left down and sitting next
to my mom, who jumps up at the I could
go all night. Sitting directly next to her, you see
Barbara Cameron in a like blue sparkly dress shirt outfit

(01:15:10):
thing with a matching banana clip like big claw clip
covered in the same blue fabric because MATCHI MATCHI for
the eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Sure, and Barbara also had fabulous hair like canvas, just
a lot of it. And uh yeah, So the three
moms were in the auction audience bidding on the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
And also what I think about that is like our
moms got to like do a scene and hang out
with the guys when the kids weren't in the room,
and so I'm sure they fully got to experience the ridiculousness.
I mean, Bob had a microphone and was up on
the slight stage and we know that that was all
it took for him to just totally entertain himself. Yeah, so, uh, well,

(01:16:00):
this was such a fun episode. We're moving forward in
the Jesse and Becky love story. We are dealing with
very typical elementary school love friend nonsense. Steph is just
trying to bop back and forth from room to room.
She's like, look, I don't know where I am. I'm
on the floor sharing a room. I just need a

(01:16:21):
place to sleep. And Michelle just doesn't sleep. So that's
where this house is at.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
And I couldn't be happier. I loved it, excellent, I
loved it, loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Our next episode is season two episode twelve, Fogged, in
which air January twentieth, nineteen eighty nine, So that will
be the next episode that we are watching. So make
sure and follow along and watch the episodes with us
so you can know exactly what we're talking about when
we were doing all of these fun episodes. And Kim,

(01:16:53):
I have to say I had such a blast with
you as a co host. I of course miss ab
and we love you Ab, but you did an excellent
job and uh, I'm so glad that you were here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I hope this was fun. This was so fun. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Thanks for having me absolutely, And do you want to
tell people a little bit about where they can maybe
follow you and some of your podcasts and some of
the important stuff that you do in terms of voter registration.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Sure, yeah, you can find me on Instagram at Kimoffitt.
I run a nonprofit, nonpartisan, nonprofit for voting and voter
education called We Are Voters.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
You can find us at We Are Voters o RG
all over at any platform and door.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Because you kind of have like like degrees and stuff
in political science.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Yeah, so you're yeah, I did get one of those
during during Fuller House.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
I got one. I would yeah, I remember. And I'm
very proud of you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
So super important to check out and uh loved having
you on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
You are.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
An og member of PTT. I'm so happy to have
here with us today. So happy to be here, Joe,
Thank you and everyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
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some minisodes coming up, all kinds of fun stuff. We
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Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
But the house is full. Amazing. Wow wow. I you
know one takes sweeten well, but this time don't. Yeah,
this time, this