"Driving Miss D.J." Recap Season 5, Episode 20

When the first Tanner girl learns to drive, Danny doesn't know how to act! Which of our host's pulled a Danny Tanner when their children learned to drive? And, which took Jesse's approach? Plus, Steph is slowly morphing into D.J. as her annoyance towards Michelle grows... Was it all worth it for us to witness Stephanie's first ever she-wolf howl, though?! Find out all of our thoughts right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello, Hello, dude, sweetening. We haven't done that mt.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I know, we haven't been like there we get hot
minute since we've sang our names.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, speaking of hot, it's so hot god can California
right now?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Here's a report. Yeah, here's your weather report.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I know you all care, but we were thinking about it,
and no, here in La it has been like ninety
four degrees at least here out in the area that
I live in.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Like I've been about here too. It is. It's miserable,
not not cozy fall season. No, was it last week?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
We were talking about the great storm and how it was.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, we did that. I was very much into it.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I was. I was like, oh, yeah, okay, finally it's here.
And then it was like, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
The weather was like holding my beer hot, right, it's
been a you know, wild weather.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Meanwhile, Maddie was like, oh, I'm chilly here in Vegas
and we're like you're in hot.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know. I never thought i'd be jealous of Vegas weather,
but I am.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right right, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, it's a little bit cooler there, a little bit. Well,
what else what other interesting things have you been doing?
Obviously other than observing the weather? How's your birding going.
Let's really get some excitement in there.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You know I haven't birded much. Well, I've been busy
with little, with the little, my little, You've been little, yeah, little,
And she's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
So we decided to keep her. I know, well I
knew it. I know it, and I am so.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I was like, well the second you picked her up
and you're like, this.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is little, I was like, this is a foster fail.
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Actually it's a foster succeed well, true, true, I fail
it fostering, but I succeeded it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, at adopting the dog. I mean like, at the.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
End of the day, the goal is to get them adopted,
and it just happened to be you.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It happened to be me.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know, she's so cute and I don't know why.
I'm so hit, Like I haven't announced it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I haven't told a whole lot of people. But you
haven't sent out Saved the Days yet. No, I haven't
sent out announcements or any.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
God, but you need to get the photos done.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Have you weighed her? I mean, how long was she
when you adopted her?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Twenty one inches? She's long she's a long girl. Nose
to tail, Yeah, she's very long. No, I mean it
just it feels it's still I guess. I guess in
a way, I felt like I needed to be done
grieving hally before I committed to Little, But I'm like,
I'm never going to be done grief.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That doesn't that just shifts and change, Grief doesn't end.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's just right.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So I sometimes being able to give your love to
something again actually helps you heal from that grief because
it reminds you that you are capable of that again,
and there is still, you know, this a well of
love and giving in you, even when it feels like
your heart's been broken. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's a good way of putting it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
And I also think that we assume that we're spoke
quote unquote supposed to grieve for a certain amount of
time in a certain way, whether it's for humans or
animals or whatever, and like that is nonsense. So I
think this is I think this is a wonderful little
gift for you.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And I think it is exactly you know what you needed.
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, I know it's I guess I could just sit
into the two things can be true at once, Right,
I could still be so sad and grieving that Polly
is gone, but then very excited that Little has added
a lot of joy to the house again. So I'll
just sit with both of those feelings and juggle them.
And it's a roller coaster. And that's life.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, life is complicated.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's life to good and bad exist all in the
same breath sometimes.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, so, well, I'm so.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Excited for you, Little, Welcome to the family?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is little?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Are we sticking with little? We're sticking with little.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, she's not little, like she she doesn't know her
name yet, but we're calling her little because that's it.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's so natural. Can we call her lit for short?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Little? Michael keeps calling her a little bit and I'm like,
that's not her name. Her name is a little, not
a little bit. Also, that's not a short.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's not like a like a like a nick case,
actually making it longer, right, it's actually adding more. Right.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
When Russians are like.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh, yeah, no, the the nickname for Natalia's Natasha, I'm like, no,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Those are two different names. You're not simplifying things here, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
So little is gonna be her name. She finished her vaccines,
we still have to get.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Her spade, so we're going to schedule. They got next.
What about Lily?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Lily?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, she's just little. She's just little.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's somebody. Somebody syllables like I'm l I'm a B.
You can call her LB little okay, LB, A little
bit little barber. I don't know, little barber Barbara.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
So cute.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I know, okay, Michael Maven inadvertent Lee given her her
full government name.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I know, Sorry, Michael. She doesn't get your last name.
She gets my last name because it's so cute, little
little barber, little barber. She'll be LB. Okay, So she's LB,
which is Christen? Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Uh, the newest member of the faner Rito's family, our
studio audiences.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't remember my live today.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
She's on the floor today to the fan, what is
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
We're hot, like it's it's between menopause and this heat wave.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Like oh, I had lashes this morning, like you wouldn't believe.
I was like I got the kids up, or so
I thought, be fell back asleep. So she missed the bus,
so I missed my workout, so I was like that
I'm one of those like those days who cares, but
just stupid things, but annoying things. Anyway, I was speaking stupid, annoying.
I was laying on the couch after I woke her up,

(05:59):
like waiting for the coffee that we made, and.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
All of a sudden, I'm like, oh my god, it's
roasting in here. And I was like, pull off the sweatshirt.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So hot. And then like ten minutes later, I was like, okay, no,
I feel normal again. And then it happened in the
car and I was like, this is It's awful.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, it's terrible. It's yeah, I comes out of nowhere.
It makes you feel miserable.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You know what I did try the other night though,
and I'm a little late to the game.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
What mouth tape when I sleep? I've heard of that.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I've never tried it, okay, but I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It feels like a hoax. It feels like a fad.
Let me tell you, I'm not even kidding. I couldn't
find my mouth tape last night.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I only used it for one night, Okay. I woke
up with no sinus headache.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Like I usually wake up with.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Really, I did not have the like sinus pressure behind
my eyes.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I felt so much less like gross in my throat.
Is that before it's for sinus? I thought it was. No, no, no, no, no,
it is because your body.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
There's a really great book called Breathe that that is
where everybody got.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
This mouth taping idea.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
But really it's that your body is optimized to breathe
through your nose. It is it is a filtration system,
and when we breathe through our mouth, we actually cause
all kinds of disruptions to vital body functions because we're
breathing incorrectly. We're not we're not breathing in the way
that our body is designed to. We're sort of circumventing that,

(07:33):
and shortcuts usually lead to not great things over time.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's my mouth, get a sleep at me, all this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
So anyway, I did it the other night, and I
woke up and I was like I felt so my
head just felt better than last night. I couldn't find it.
I thought I put it in the in my nightstand
and I couldn't find it, and I and I came
to bed late. So I'm trying not to wake up
a scal and he's just and finally he's.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Just like, what what are you looking for?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
And I was like, just turn on light and find it, right.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I was like, my mouth tape so I can be quiet.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, but really I'm trying to alleviate the weird clicking
noise that I apparently make that drives him nuts.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh well, because.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I do in the back of my throat.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Is it Wait, do you do that when you sleep? Apparently? Ew,
I know, that's that's weird. It's like my.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Soft palate or something in the back is like it's
I don't know what it is, but apparently I make
a strange clicking noise and you need to try and
I do. And I tried it, and I really freaking
liked it. And I got it from I did an
episode of the Skinny Confidential, the Him and Her podcast,
and that was she sent me away with a couple
of her little like branded.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Treats, and that was one of them.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
And it's like a really nice It's got like a
little slit in the middle so you can still like
have your like so you don't feel like.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
You're completely closed off here.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
And it's like really, it's like the really good bendy
like band aid tape almost you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,
super comfortable. I didn't notice it at all. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know people were doing that like two years ago.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
But I've never done it because I thought it was
just the way to get.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
People to spend money. They don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm gonna see, I'm gonna I'm gonna see if if
it was just a happenstance that I felt better that day,
or if I can do this consistently, if I'm like,
oh my sinuses feel so much better.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, report back next week and tell us how you're
a week.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean to find the mouth tape first. How to
find it? So is it like a reusable thing or
is it you.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Get a fresh thing every night?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, I know you wouldn't want to.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Plus, you know, reusing tape every night on your mouth,
which is sort of damp. I feel like the adhesive,
unless it was super glue, would probably wear down pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's a recipe for bacteria and mold, right yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
God, yeah, some sort of mouth infection. But no, this
was it was really comforable, and most importantly, it didn't
leave weird wrinkles on my face?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, okay, you know what I mean, Like because.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
It tapes like right here, so like your smile line
right there, can kind of I didn't. I was like,
don't you dare leave a weird imprint on my face?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
And it didn't.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Okay, Hey, we we talk about cocoa floss, tongue scrapers,
and mouth tape.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
We're fascinating.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
God, we're fascinating for elderly women us one mouth tape
at a time.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
But that's our audience, right.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Our audience is other middle aged women often who were
like right or or or men.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I know, we have some some film shout out out
there and uh and yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And people who are mouth breathers who need to work
on their well.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Vity means something entirely different than actually breathing through your mouth.
Real people who are called you call someone a mouth
breather or.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like it's like a like a they're like a.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Right, yeah, ok okay, I was like, were a mouth
breathers have such a bad rap, But that's why because
it's not.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I think personally, it's literal, like you're an unevolved ape.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Because you breathing your mouth.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Okay, so I won't call you a mouth breather.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I will.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I would appreciate it at least as long as it's
not in context.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah. Anyway, it's just.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Stupid things that I discover along the way of life,
and I thought i'd share them with you and our
fan ritos.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I just love that you tried it.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
You tried it now you're a fan like you are.
I'm a mouth tape user now, I.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, but again, I did it one night.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
And then lost it last night, so it could it
could just be you know again, like causation is.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Not correlation, right, correlation is not causation or whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, but uh, I need to run this experiment for
a few more nights. I'm finding them to.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Ask you next week and say, hey, how are your sinuses?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
You don't have to put some mouth tape on that
lips phone.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now, I kind of want to try it, but I
feel like I feel like it would be difficult to Like,
I know, you said there's a little slit in there,
but I would feel like I'm suffocating.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I am I. I am a person I do not
like to be. I am like claustrophobic about stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And it was fine. Okay, I'll take your word for it.
All right, take your word for it. I forget that.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
We just saw each other like a few nights ago
at the well.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I was like, I feel like I haven't seen you
in a while. Oh but no, I saw you like
three nights ago. I saw you at Christine Lincoln's house.
We did a step the step by step podcast we
yes recorded. Yeah, so fun blast It was fun, just fun, crazy,
the memories of our turkey brining adventures.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I got it. I got it.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I've sent out the evite for my Thanksgiving. I've got
to start preparing to get ingredients. Brian ingredients, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Burden a bucket, burden a bucket. Very excited.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Michael's mom, a step mom, is going to be in town,
be staying with us. So she's like it'll be her
first Brian, and I'm excited to show her.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, yeah, all right, Brian spreading the Gospel of Brian
all over the land of mouth tape too.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean, who knows it's I can teach all sorts of.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Things mouth tape on the turkey. Well, they're not have
a mouth anymore. I guess so that would be hard.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm wrapped around its neck.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, no, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't think it needs it anymore, doesn't need it.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think there's much.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
I think reading for its nose is the issue. But yeah,
I I I hope that people go and watch our
turkey brinding episode on YouTube from your YouTube show, because
it is stacular.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
One of my favorite things of the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Now, yeah, it really Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Like most people watch planes, trains and automobiles before thanks
getting right home alone or something like.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, we watched the Briana Palooza on Andrew. Yes, it's
just so delightful.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's just so any It was so fun, so fun,
and I'm bummed that you'd like, don't really host things
giving anymore, because I really want.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
To come over and Brian more turkeys in your house.
That was like a one and done.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I was like, that, will do you ever host it?
You know, if Janny Sweeten ever lets you host again?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Well, the key is is the house that I live in.
It deceptively looks like it's a double oven, but it's
an oven and a broiler.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
So yeah, it's hard to.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Host here because you only have one oven, right, My
mom at least has like a small double you know.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, so interesting, okay, so kind.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Of annoying when you're trying to make more than one
thing at a time.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I know, yeah, you really need the double, Like all
homes should come with a double oven. I'm just saying,
I mean, you're gonna need it.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
My home comes with lower rent.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
There will suffer because I don't.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
So it's not my problem. It doesn't apply to you anyway.
He seems to be just fine with it, So I
love it.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I want to Brian a urge with mescal. That would
be super fun and right. I mean I won't record
it because he wouldn't want that, but just to have
like a baby what's that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Oh he would be Yeah, he'd be like, oh god,
I'm gonna touch this. Yeah no he actually he's like
he'd be like, Okay, what's the big deal?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Why is this such a thing? Why did you make
a thing out of this? Like because it's gross?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
He probably wouldn't be as grossed out by the pulling
the neck out of the cabinet.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't, I don't. The commentary wouldn't be as funny.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'd like to think, uh no many words, so it
would be mostly me just yacking in him, just be like,
can we get to the Brian please?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Right right? He'd be like, where's that mouth tape again?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Mouthap Jody and all of her friend.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, No, he's just smart, and he's like, I'm going
upstairs to watch sports.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I love you bye. He's so great.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Well, why don't we let's get into this show.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like a real show, have or today? Bleep that one out?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Welcome back to how Rude Danerito's I'm Andrea Barber and
I'm Jody Sweeten.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Sw Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I was gonna say like Jody e fn Sweeten and
then I was like, well that doesn't need now, and
then I said it anyway, So now here we are, okay.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Anyway, Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty driving Miss DJ.
It originally aired February twenty fifth, nineteen ninety two, and
it goes a little something like this. Newly permitted DJ
is eager to get behind the wheel, but she must
first go out with a licensed driver, and unfortunately, Danny

(16:39):
and Jesse proved to be rigid teachers. Meanwhile, Stephanie delight
in torturing an annoying Michelle. I definitely feel like Stephanie
has taken over, like you're now the DJ being annoyed
by the little sister, and Michelle has taken over Stephanie's role.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Right, Familiarity breeds contempt. You know, we're close.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Now because we're in the same room, and so it's like, God, really,
actually you were better across the wad.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I can't stand you now. Yeah right, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
It was directed by Joelswick, it was written by Mark Fink,
and we have one guest star, Maria Cava Yanni as Rita, Yes,
which I did not know, like I looked her up
before I watched the episode, so I assume her Rita
was the name of like an older I thought she'd
be like the driving instructor or somewhere right.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Rita is Stephanie's friend of the week. And also I
am friends with Maria.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I haven't talked to her in years, so I should
say like, not, you know, close friends. But she lived
across the street from one of my from my best
friend Emma, and Emma.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Would babysit her son.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
All the time because Ria would be at work and
her son was the same age as Zoe No, so
they out all the time and Emma called them her
faux babies and yeah, and she was like, I was
on and I felt so bacause I was.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Like, I don't remember, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
You know, but yeah, oh my gosh, what a small world.
People are gonna freak out. She was so good.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
She was very cute.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yes, sad, this is her only episode of full Loss,
but yeah, she did great. She has a smattering of
credits from from her childhood TV movies like Dark Avenger,
Unspeakable Acts, and then she did a couple of appearances
on the TV series The Famous teddy Z and I
don't think she continued acting as an adult. We killed

(18:36):
that career again. I'm sorry, but I'm excited to know
that you guys have reunited since then.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's super cool.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah. I haven't. Yeah, it's been years since I've seen her,
but I know she I think she has another kid
now or two maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, So such a small world, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
We start with the teaser in Joey's room. Joey puts
on his left shoe, but he can't seem to find
the right, so he peaks under the bed to search
for it. On cute Michelle walks in and sees mister
Woodchuck sitting all by himself. She greets the puppet and sighs,
I wish you were real. Hidden from sight, Joey gets
an idea. He responds back to Michelle and mister Woodchuck's.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Voice, I am real. She gasps, who.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Said that, and mister Woodchuck replies I did, But Michelle
knows he can't talk without Joey. Mister Woodchuck counters, did
you ever think he can't talk without me?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
If you stop the show right there, you could easily
turn this episode into a horror film, you know what
I mean? Like you it'd just be like, did you
ever think he couldn't talk without me? And then mister
Woodchuck just goes on a rampage.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
He goes on a rampage.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very much like God, what was
that puppet Master or something that? Like eighties horror film? Yeah,
I think it would great.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, that's a great premise.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Just pause it right there and then cut to something
else it could.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, you see Joey dead under the Joey not hiding
under the bed.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
He's dead.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, and then mister Wood was on a rampage. Yeah,
oh man, this is We're just in time for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
You know, we got exactly scary story.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
So Michelle climbs onto the bed and she sees Joey
hiding underneath the comforter. He says, in the Woodchuck voice,
pay no attention to that man under the bed. But
she lifts up the comforter and scolds him, Joey, you're busted.
He finally ditches the facade and admits it was him,
and Michelle hits him with her signature.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Duh, and this has become her catchphrase.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I know it never caught on as much as uh,
you got it, dude, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Well I also think uh was sort of it was
a little more.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
What's the word ubiquitous?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
This kind of Yeah, everybody was saying there was not
everybody was saying, yeah, very true. So next Becky and
Jesse are in the living room with the twins. They
are humming the theme song from Bonanza as they bound.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nanza was it television show.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Decades before this that my father still likes to watch
Sam Oh love some give him some Westerns, but kids
even probably a lot of adults are aged. Yeah, Bonanza
was a Western show from like the sixties or something.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, moost kids today would be like, what is that song?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Krem?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Probably from a TikTok.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
So, Jesse tells them in a deep Western voice. Remember
cow kids, the very important code of the West. Always
keep your saddles dry, now you hear. Becky laughs and
suggests an idea they should get dressed up and take
an official family portrait. Jesse refuses this idea at first.
I hated that when I was a kid. I'm not

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going to put NICKI and Alex through that kind of torture.
Becky smirks.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Come on, I saw your family portrait.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You and your father looked adorable in those dad and
lad leisure suits. Jesse rolls his eyes, saying they looked
more like father and son hot tub salesman.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Now the vision. I have a question.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
What I want to see this picture? I do, but
I also want to see this picture because wouldn't Pam
be in it?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, why isn't No, you can't well if it's father's son.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
But it's an official family photo. I hate it it.
Would they you know what I mean? Pam would be
in the fan and mom were Irene. Yeah, that's true.
Well right, I don't know this bo kid in this
Greek Italian family.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Pam is forgotten, Irene is forgotten. No, it's all about
the Catsopolis men. So that's all they like it. So
Becky pleads once more, and Jesse finally gives it, but
he has one condition. He wants his kids to look cool.
Becky assures him they will, and then sarcastically asks, where
are those lavender sailor suits. She's just twisting that knife,

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you know. She scoops up both of the babies and
exits the room. Then Danny walks through the door, looking
quite glum. Jesse asks how did it go? Did DJ
get her learners permit? Danny huffs it was a nightmare,
and Jesse realizes, oh, she flunked, but Danny tells him
no worse on cue, DJ darts into the room holding

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a piece of paper as she triumphantly.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Shouts, I passed.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
On. Kimmy, on the other hand, is frowning. I failed.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I copied every one of DJ's answers and I still
flunked the test. Jesse tells her that they give everyone
different tests, so no one can cheat, and Kimmy is
just completely flabberyting. Kimmy's like, news flash, I've never heard
this before. Yeah, and she concludes by saying that's what's
wrong with the world today. No one trusts anyone, and

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she heads out the door.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Jimmy, she's just such a little Tommy.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
She just she really she's just like, no, not my,
That's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's the world's fault.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
This is this is the problem when you don't have
involved parents, like this is what happens.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Like that, she's left to her own devices. She's making
up her own roles. Yah knows what she was doing
during driver's ed paying your nails, you know, easily, easily.
So then DJ.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Turns to her dad and sticks her hand out. Okay,
let me have the keys. Danny scoffs, you just have
your permit. You can't drive a car unless there's a
licensed adult in the front seat with you. She shrugs, fine,
you can have shotgun.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Let's roll. But Danny is still hesitant. He doesn't think
she's ready yet.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
DJ sizhs I took driver's head, I passed the written tests,
and I'm fifteen. The state of California says I'm ready
to drive. Danny jokes the state of California doesn't have
to sit in the front seat with you. My god,
I like I realized, I am Danny Tanner. This is
exactly how I was like arguing with my kids, not
wanting to teach them how to drive. This was me.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I totally related to Danny in this. See I was
not that at all. No, You're completely different.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You're not. You're you're calm, cool, collected.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah I'm hinged.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah right, ironically, this is the this is Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
And I think also like, uh uh So's dad was
like more like Danny, like stressed out, and yeah, I
knew like she would stress out of that. And I
was like, You're fine, you got it. Oh see now
mind you there have been times I've been like terrified
or been like you need to break way sooner than that,
for sure, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
But uh but no, she said she's just pretty good.
See good, she has my car out to school right now.
So I would like to have some faith in that.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, you gotta trust, you gotta trust.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
But yeah, I uh, every every new driver deserves one
parent or one one guardian who is calm and cool
and collected like that, right right, that was not me.
I was like, no, I don't want to teach you
how to drive. Go ask your dad, go and go
ask anybody else. But I was the one stuck teaching them.
So it was horrib I hated it. That's the worst

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part of.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Parenting for me, is teaching your kids how to drive.
Hated it made.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Me so anxious, it made them anxious.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, yes, I don't be.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
She hasn't been like super like I need to get
my license as much.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
As like Zoe was. So we'll see what she If she's.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
A little more like h I'll get it. Or if
she's like I want it because he's a little more
distracted than Zoe, I think, so that makes that makes
me a little more nervous, right but right, But I
also don't want to underestimator.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
But I also don't want to overestimat her. You know
what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
What is she? Fifteen? Sixteen? What is she? He's fifteen?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Now he's fifteen, Okay, so she's right in there. I
was thinking this generation because my kids had no interest
in driving either until they like had to or they
were they were.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Zoe was was always like I can't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah. No, mine were like they were seventeen by the
time they got their licenses.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
They were just not Do you think.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
You freaking out maybe had anything to do with it?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Do you think it was totally unrelated?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I know, I feel like a lot of kids they're
at their age, I just don't they don't.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
They have Ubers, they have scooters, they have you know,
they don't they don't. Yeah, they don't have the the
like that's your only way to get out of your
house and be free. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, they have other options.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
But although I mean, you know, Uber's expensive, gas isn't
and cars aren't.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
But you know, like, yeah, I saw my chis. I'm like,
I'm not. No, we aren't pay for all that, you know,
it's like extra charges. No, just drive yourself. Yeah no,
but our generation, you're right.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I was like two days after my birthday, I was
at the dmaking the test.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I know, I feel the test of hers. Oh you
did yeah, not the not the permit, but the driver's test.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Would you do did you hit a curb? No?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, the lady said, I didn't drive defensively enough, so
I wasn't. She was like, you weren't looking in your
mirrors enough for what was happening behind you? And I
think I said something like, well, I thought that the
point was to look ahead where do you were going?
But yeah, and I don't think that went overwhelm So
you talking back?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, I just was it was a question. She was like,
you didn't look in your rear view mirrors enough.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I was like, I mean, I thought forward was the
direction we were going, but pardon me, now, I do
know it is important to look in your mirrors, but
I failed to test Minerva.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Remember her name of this day? Wow, Minerva. Oh, if
you're listening, Minerva.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
We yeah, if you're listening, personal, I need to know. Yeah,
let me know.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Was it just was? It was? I did you not
like Full House? Was that she hated?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
The house? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Anyways, So DJ is getting impatient, So Jesse jumps into help.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Danny.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I'm sure when you were fifteen you were just dying
to get behind the wheel of your mom's pacer.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Didn't you guys know each other? But yeah, Danny had
DJ at nineteen. Yeah, yeah, that's true. They go to
elementary school together. Yeah, they did. I'm confused. It's joe
job to work.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's why I know I know him. Never mind, Sorry,
Danny proudly shakes his head.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Not me.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I was perfectly happy taking the bus, and my dates
were very impressed with the extra leg room. DJ wines,
this is really cruel. Please don't make me beg Danny
finally agrees, and DJ eagerly tells him she's ready to go,
but Danny tries to prolong the inevitable let me shower, shave,
and then paint the house. DJ glares at him and

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Jesse does the same. He complains that they're too uptight,
and he follows DJ out of the house. Next, in
the girls room, Steph and this random girl who's been
cast as your friend of the week and we'll never
see her again.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Read We were just trying them out, you know.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
But it really it really drove home the point that
Steph doesn't have a friend. Like we're in season five
and Steph does not have like a Kimmi and you
need was were they.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Trying Rita or what's his name, Mattage?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, you don't have either. Like I'm sad. There's no
duck face, there's.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
No yeah, there's always stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, middle child syndrome here. So the girls are at
the table and Michelle walks in with her portable speaker
and microphone. Michelle boasts that she wrote a song about
a duck and a pig. Obviously, she gives them a
sneak peek, singing, oh, mister duck, Oh mister pig. Quack
quack quack quack wink wink wink wink. Rita cannot hide

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her hatred, and Stephanie just lets out a sigh, begging
Michelle to leave them alone. Michelle doesn't listen and continues
with her pestering quacks. Steph explains Rita and I are
busy Tell fortunes, okay, and Michelle's eyes light up. Tell Mine,
Tell Mine. Rita silently shakes her head at the nuisance,
but Stephanie plays along in the near future, You'll be

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singing a song about a duck and a pig out
in the hall. She shoves Michelle out of the room
and shuts the door. Rita is impressed at how easy
that was, but Steph knows that she will be back
on cue. Michelle storms in and says I'm back and
explains that she didn't get to finish her song, and
to everyone's dismay, she starts to quack and oink once more.

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Steph comes up with a different solution. If you don't
get out right now, I'm going to call the Harry
Scary Monster. Michelle holds, that's actually a great name, Harry
Scary Monster.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
It's a great well, it's Harry s Monster on most
of his legal documents, you know.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
But yeah, but if it's the full name, yeah, Harry
Scary Monsters.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
A monster, right, yes, yeah, when he writes his first novel,
that's gonna be his So Michelle rolls her eyes. She
doesn't believe it. Oh please, Steph does not let up.
All I have to do is say his name three times. Oh,
Harry Scary Monster. She points a finger at Michelle and

(32:25):
says that's one. Michelle's eyes go wide? Is he nice
like the Cookie Monster? Steph laps Are you kidding? He
scares the Cookie Monster because he's the Hairy scary Monster.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
She reminds her. That's two, and Michelle panics. Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Next comes three. Stephanie raises her arms like a monster
and begins to stay begins to say, here comes the
hairy scary Michelle throws up her arms and begs, don't
say it, and then she darts out of the room.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Is giving that the whole bloody Mary Candy Man vibes
three times in the corner, three times in the mirror,
and freak your friends out, and everyone would get to
like two and a half and then you'd run out
of the bathroom screaming at two in the morning, and
your mom would be.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Like, what are you doing right?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
This is this is a classic like scary game. It's fantastic,
It's hilarious. U I. You know, stuph is very crafty.
Steph is very she knows how to get her sister
out of the room.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, She's like, I'll scare you. If you don't leave,
he'll terrify you and give you nightmares. Get out of
my room or our room.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
So next Michelle is banging on Joey's door, shouting for help.
Joey opens the door and asks what's wrong. She quickly
runs inside and shrieks he's coming. Joey asks who's coming,
So Michelle frantically explains Stephanie said there was a hairy
scary monster. She gasps when she realizes, oh no, I
said it and covers her mouth. Joey laughs and assures

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her that there is no such thing as a hairy
scary monster. Michelle starts to pay again. That's two, one
more time and he comes. Joey calmly tells her, you
gotta trust me on this one. I'm going to say
it one more time and you'll see that nothing is
going to happen. She runs over to the bed, plops
herself right next to him, grabs onto his arm, and

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covers her eyes before saying, Okay, go ahead. Joey says
Harry Scary Monster for the third time and tells her
to open her eyes.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I really thought that, like the lights were going to
go off or something. I really thought there was going
to be a moment, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh, yes, that's right. This isn't actually a scary movie.
This is full house.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
This is right, it's not a horror film yet.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Basically, I was really believing in the Harry Scary Monster
is what it came down to, and I.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Was very disappointed.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, sadly, you know. Michelle peeks through her hand, scans
the room. Sure enough, there is nothing. She admits what
a rip off. Joey starts to put the puzzle pieces
together and asks Michelle if she was bugging Stephanie when
she told her about this Harry scary monster. Michelle hesitates,
it's possible, Joey confirms, I think Stephanie just played a

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little joke on you to.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Get rid of you. So don't you.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Think you should forgive and forget? Michelle shouts, what are
you nuts? I'm getting them back, and Joey's sighs, what
was I thinking?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
This is a cute show? No she is. She holds
a grudge.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Oh yeah, she's a Tanner, right, she holds a grudge first, Yeah,
she will never let this go. Yeah. Next, we are
in an empty parking lot. Danny is driving his car
with the DJ riding shotgun. He boasts about his own
smooth driving and even mentions that he filled up the
gas tank for.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Her in a Ford Taurus.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Car, which, by the way, is the car that my
mom bought like season two of Full House. Oh as
like an upgrade because we had like a nineteen seventy
six blue Mercury Montigo that was a boat that we

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were driving up there the first season, and so we
upgraded to the tourists and that color too, that it
is like champagne something.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, yeah, that was that was that was high class
back in the tourists.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Man, back in the day.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, it's such a like it's such a Danny Tanner car.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Like remember when the seats were velvet like that. Oh yeah,
but that velveteen.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, oh yeah, this is just it's so it's so
nineteen ninety two, right, oh man. So Danny parks the
car and they both get out to switch seats. They
stop in front of the car and dj is ready
for him to hand over the keys, but Danny would
like to go over a few small details.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
First.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
He points out the hood of the car, the headlights,
the bumper, and then he flicks off a dead bug.
Ja impatiently asks for the keys once more, and he
reluctantly hands them over. Danny proceeds to be on high alert,
noticing everything she's doing, from opening the car door to
putting on a seat belt.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Then do you think, isn't it like standards and practices.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Don't think you have to like say, hey, put on
your seat belt or make a reference to putting on
your seat belt.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
You don't have to make a reference to it, but
you do have to have it on if the car
is moving.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, so you have to have it on, but you
don't have to verbally say anything about it.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
No, no, no, As long as as long as when you're
pictured and the car is moving or supposed to be
in motion and you have a seatbelt on, that's.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
The Yeah, that's the that's the law.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
That's the rule, unless it's you know, like an action film,
and then I think seatbelt rules.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Go out of the window.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
They get that wait, hold on, but okay, yeah, no
it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's not that. Safety first, you know, safety right, put
on armor plating to rob.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
A bank, to die in a car accident, you know, come.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
On safety first.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
So then DJ turns on the car and Danny immediately
stops her because there's something she forgot. DJ realizes, oh,
she forgot music. So she turns the radio on and
we see that Danny's choice of music is classical. DJ
changes it to rock music, which puts Danny on edge
even more so relatable, like I feel like I felt this.

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I felt every bit of Danny's stress. I was like,
you don't need music. Why are you turning on the radio.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
There's just no need.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Right, Well, I let her start putting the radio on
it not at loud volumes, which I'm sure she does now,
but like reasonable volumes, because I was like, you need
to get used to being in the car with me
talking to you and there's background noise of a radio
and like you you know, I was like, that's a little.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Bit of trial by fire. Yeah, I mean I get
I get it. And then I just lit off a
firecracker in the.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Car, Like how many ways can I just? I was like, hey,
you know, she's got to be prepared for everything.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
She was great, She pulled over, got out of car perfect.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
She changes to rock music.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Danny's still on edge and DJ reminds him I have
to learn to drive with music like a normal person.
But Danny argues, I don't want you driving like a
normal person.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I want you driving like me. Just follow my instructions.
I get this.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I want my kids to drive like me, and I
drive like a slow little grandma, like I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
See, I want my kids to drive like me, which
is no, you drive very defensively.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Now, for for all of the tests that you didn't
pass because you were driving defensively, you drive very here.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I am proving my point. Yeah, see, lady, not enough
take that. Yeah, but no I have.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I mean, and I've noticed, but I've been in the
car with Zoe that like some of the little things
I've said or like paid attention to about like some
of the worst things you can do, which is like
be the slowest driver getting on the you know thing,
all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
She's pretty good at it. Sorry, I'm impressed. I have
no doubt.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
You're a good teacher. You're a good defensive driver teacher.
And you're calm, which is the most important thing, unlike
Danny and me. So Danny instructs DJ to adjust the
mirror and get her radar out and examine the big picture.
She needs to watch out for any traffic and any
cattle crossing the road, do you Jay?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Remind me him? Are they going out Tomato? I mean,
how far?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Are they going?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Cattle in San Francisco?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Right? So, uh, Danny does not like DJ questioning him,
so she abides by his instructions and even.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Adjusts her the little car the car litter bag.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's not bad, like having a little trash bag in
the car does.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
It's actually quite help.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't judge that so Danny tries to end the
lesson after all this, but DJ refuses because she hasn't
even actually driven the car yet. Danny hesitantly moves them
on to lesson number two. He tells her to put
the hand at ten and two on the wheel and unsetting.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Nine and three. Now they've moved it. That's what you
told me. But I don't I.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Believe that they moved it down a little bit because
you're more apt to get like a broken wrist or
like hit yourself in the face from the airbag deploying.
If you're out a little bit wider, it's not quite
as uh yeah, I think a little bit too.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, up a little two up, I still do it.
I prefer ten and two to nine and three. So
I am going to I'm a ten and tour. That's
just I'm I'm not.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Going to Strett Actually, that's that's where I like to settle.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Danny gives her a step by step commands, and she
puts her foot on the brake before carefully moving the
car into drive. She lightly pushes on the accelerator like
Danny tells her to, but she accidentally revs the engine
too fast, and Danny starts screaming, put it in.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Park, put it in park. DJ does this, she's told.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
And she shouts you you are making me so tense.
He counters tense is good. It will keep you alert.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
He calms himself down and apologizes before asking her to
go again, and this time he tells her not to
step on the gas pedal at all. The car slowly
inches forward, and he says, let's just master the fine
art of riding the break. Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
DJ is obviously impatient and jokes at a snail just
passed them out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
He screams, wait stop.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
DJ slams on the brakes, and he points out that
she's heading right for a tree. DJ squints into the distance.
You can't mean that tree on the other end of
the lot. I'm nowhere near it, and you get that
lovely wide shot. So Danny clarifies. I didn't say you

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were near it. I asked if you saw it.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
DJ, you are never going to learn if you don't
listen to me. DJ argues that he doesn't want her
to learn. Danny calls her too emotional to drive and
demands that she get out of the driver's seat. Oh, Danny, related.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I get it, Danny, I get it, like it's so
stressful like this, he's not making the situation any better.
I get it, like, this is why, Yeah, Danny and
me should not teach children to drive.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
So your idea of operating running a driving school, uh
that you're going to open next year, really probably is
a great idea that's not on my career path.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, so DJ says fine. They both get out of
the car, and the two of them are going back
and forth saying fine, fine, Fine, over and over again
as they switch places, but DJ opts to sit in
the back seat instead of the passenger seat.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
This time. She explains, I'm really not in the mood
to sit next to you.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
You don't trust me, you don't want me to drive,
you don't want to help me, so just please leave
me alone, and Danny sarcastically responds, this went well and
drives out of the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
That moment I can relate to a lot that the
moment of, like this went great, Like wow, yeah, that
was exactly what I had pictured. Someone's crying might be me, Yeah,
someone's got their air pods in crying and backseat won't
look at God.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I mean, I think this is.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Like we were just supposed to go out and go
have a nice dinner.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yes, you're like, no, it's all gone, It's all gone crap.
I think that was a very relatable first driving lesson
scene though, like that, like it happens more often than not.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Definitely a driver like me, No, I definitely think that
is a lot of parents reaction.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
To the driving thing.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
This is why I will just I will pay for
the extra driving lessons behind the wheel lessons like to
have a stranger teach you please.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I for that the official part of it. I was like, yeah, yeah,
you're gonna do all of this.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
But like we did some parking lots, we did some
neighborhood we you know, we did a little things.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
But now triple A, yeah, thank you driving school.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
They're doing the Lord's work by teaching or child how
to try so. Back in the living room, Becky is
setting up the camera for their family photo and tells
Jesse that he can bring in the boys, and to
absolutely no one's surprise, Jesse and the babies are dressed

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in matching biker outfits with red do rags on their heads, with.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Michelle like a few Seasons agame, like Jessie stopped buying
children leather jackets.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
It's a funny visual like it is, it is funny, jessepolis.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
So.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Becky wonders, what have you done to my babies, and
he tells her I took them down to the Harley shop.
They opened a new department, takes on bikes. Becky asks
about the do rags, and Jesse admits, I don't want
everyone to know my kids are baldies. He's really got
this hang up with the bald babies.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Jacket and the.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Unhinged. They're like six months five months old, you know, Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Becky reminds him a lot of babies are bald, but
Jesse responds, not me. When I was born, the doctor
smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
She laughs, well I do. I have to admit you
guys do look awfully cute.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
They all sit down for their family picture and Jesse
tells Nikky to do the Elvis lip and he manually
lifts the baby's lip while he strikes the same boats.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
So stupid, so stupid. I had to laugh. Becky sighs, sorry,
mom and the cat.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Or Becky, She's like, what I do She knows exactly
who she married. She knows, so then DJ storms in.
Jesse asks how the driving lesson went, and DJ angrily
points at Danny and says, ask him. Danny answers, she's
got a serious attitude problem, and DJ scoffs me.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
He was screaming at me like a maniac.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Danny fires back, excuse me, but that's a natural reaction
when someone is hot rotting.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
She's hot riting, but like two miles an.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Hour, right, right, she barely touched she was writing the brain.
One time she touched it. It was a little sensitive, right,
and that was it.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
This argument moves into the kitchen and Jesse tells Becky
that he has to go take care of this. Becky
playfully tells the twins now that he's gone, what do
you say we play a game hide the do rags,
and she carries the boys upstairs. In the kitchen, Danny's
voice is still raised as he tells his daughter that
cops have actually stopped him to compliment his driving, and

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DJ asks if they were on foot.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
The comebacks are just amazing in this episode. Yes, like
the digs, the little I just loved all of it
so funny. Yeah, this was a good one.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Then Jesse hops in and tells Danny teaching someone to
drive should be a fun thing, and DJ lights up,
you really think so? Jesse nods, so she takes this
as an offer and gives him a big hug while
thanking him. Jesse hesitates and asks if she actually wants
him to teach her. She questions, who better? You know

(48:28):
everything about cars? You're a road warrior.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Jesse driving.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Oh yes, god right, this is a terrible idea. Also,
Jesse appreciates this compliment, but first he asks Danny if
he would be okay with that. Good Jesse good ask
for permission from the parent first. Danny admits, I don't know,
deej Do you really want to learn to drive from
a guy that's stressed like a pirate? Jesse tells him

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it's a do rag, but he takes it off and
insists you can trust me. I'm a father now, But
if you want to take her out again, Danny quickly
says no, no, no, I trust you, and DJ gives him
a big hug.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
In things, she and.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Jesse start walking out of the house for their lesson,
and he asks what she has learned so far. DJ
admits she only knows how to secure the litter bag
and check for cattle. Jesse responds, well, if a cow
has to throw away a gum wrapper, you'll be ready
once they're gone. Danny calls Governor Pete Wilson as a concern.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Back in the day. Oh boy, Wilson. He says he
would like to raise the driving age to thirty five.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yes, Danny, yes, we need to raise the driving age.
Maybe not thirty five, but I think they should raise
the driving age to eighteen. Really. I mean, I know
that puts it's more taxing on parents who still have
to cart their kids around, But I don't know, man,
sixteen just seems really young. Yes, I am a nervous,
paranoid driver, and I just don't want to ever be

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in a.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Car with my kids again ever.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Okay, I think that's that. Is that on the record now? Okay,
officially it's on the record. Andrea will never be in
a car with her children again. Well, not with them,
not with them driving. No, I will take over and
be the neurotic driver.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Glad we got that clarified. Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Good. Back in the girls room, Steph and Rita are
on Steph's bed, reading an article about Doogie Howser where
he spills all of his secrets, not.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
All of them.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Then Michelle walks in carrying pom poms as she announces
guess what, I'm a cheerleader rita size, and Stephanie shakes
her head. Not now, Michelle, but Michelle has no trouble
ignoring her. She shouts her made up ABC cheer and
Stephanie has had enough. She gets off the bed and
yells give me an oh u tea out out way out. Instead,

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Michelle sits on the ground and refuses to leave, reminding
Stiffanie that this is her room too, So Stephanie threatens
to call the Harry Scary Monster again. She calls him once,
but Michelle isn't scared. She calls him twice and Michelle
continues to sit on the ground with a big grin
on her face. After she says it three times, nothing happens,

(51:18):
and Michelle taunts, well, well, well look who's not here.
The jig is up. Steph has to admit there's no monster. Regardless,
she still wants Michelle out of the room, so she
opens the door for her to leave and finds a
Harry Scary Monster on the other side. It growls at Steph,
which sends her screaming and running under the bed, while

(51:40):
Rita hides in the closet. Michelle grins at the monster
and says, thank you, Joey. He takes off the mask
and gives her.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
A high five. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Steph scrambles out from under the bed and tries to
play it off. Oh, Joey, we knew it was you
all along, right, Rita. But Rita shouts heck no. So
Joey teaches them the lesson of the day. You guys
are all even now, so let's call a truce. Steph,
no more scaring Michelle. Michelle, when Stephanie's in here with
her friends, you have to give her space.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Deal.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
The girls agree and they shake on it.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
So simple, I know, right, this is so simple. You
do this. Yeah, yep, we're going to do that.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
And you're like, that's such a great dream.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Well, you know, it's simple in theory, but in practice, kids, right,
telling your kids don't scare each other?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Oh sure, okay, right, this will last. Do you know
that I get out of them? Why would I give that?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
So Joey hands the mask over to Michelle and she
puts it on. He tells the girls they need to
howl on it, so they.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Let out their best. She will howl.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh, this is the first documented Uh, Stephanie, she will help.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, that's right. You're you're missing a couple of she wolves.
But that's okay. I'm just waiting. But maybe this was
ruminating around and I was like, this, this could work,
this could work to bring back the wolf. I don't know.
I don't remember who suggested this the wolf idea.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I think it was Kimmy because it was so dumb,
like who howls as forty something women?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Kimmy, So kim Joey. It could be Joey. He's which,
by the.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Way, his part down the middle in this episode, I
was like, are we trying a new hairstyle?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
What is this? It wasn't the best. It wasn't the best.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
He was trying to figure out what to do with
the mullet, and but parting a mullet down the middle
is never His hair.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Is just so long.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's like, no, just chop it off like that hairstyle
season five. Hair never really worked for Dave and he
just needed to cut it in the parking lot DJ's
in the driver's seat of Jesse's red Mustang and he
gives her a quick rundown of the car. He calls
her Mustang Sally and boasts that there are only eleven
hundred of these cars in the whole country.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
But how does he afford this? I don't know this
car and park it?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
And also this isn't Bullet, but it's just another red Mustang.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Will you notice that there's another.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Red convertible, the red convertibles and every car.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
There's a There's got to be a theory in here somewhere,
because the Tanners have really bad luck with red convertibles,
not only Bullet going into the bay, but then this
car gets gets scratched. And then when Joey buys a
car for DJ, isn't that a red car too?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
May? I think so? And then the car that you
backed into the kitchen kitchen, that's a Joey's. That was Joey's.
That was Joey's red car. That was Joey's red car.
Yeah yeah, so this is like, so they all have
the red classic car.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
These people are affording classic cars, and then the carrier
classic cars, uh with.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Ease, yeah, you know, and then not taking care of them.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Then then they I guess all that money you save
on rent, you know, they.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Can buy all of the red convertibles in San Francisco.
So Jesse tells her in a casually casual way, driving
should be a very calm, cool, soothing experience. Now turn
the key and let's cruise. DJ turns on the car
and Jesse admires, oh, listen to that baby perr. She's

(55:13):
talking to you, DJ, You hear her. DJ smiles, Yeah,
she's saying I should have learned to drive with you
in the first place. Uncle Jesse, you're the coolest, and
he grins. I know, it's just something I've learned to
live with. And then he continues the lesson before you
put it in drive, I want you to feel the vibrations.
Listen to Sally. That way you become the car, and

(55:35):
in turn, the car becomes you. He's very zen and
like this whole this whole scene, right well, the only thing. Yeah,
he's the antithesis of Danny's manic right, yeah, exactly. So
DJ puts the car and drive and things are looking good.
Jesse instructs her to go all the way to the
lamp post and she can't believe that he's letting her

(55:57):
leave the parking lot. Before she takes that big step,
she asks, is there anything I should know before making
my very first turn? Jesse continues to be cool as
a cucumber. Sally will tell you simply feel it. DJ
starts the right turn, but she's way too close to
the lamp post. He calmly reminds her to feel it,

(56:19):
but she doesn't know how to make a turn. She
accidentally grinds the right side of the car against the post,
and Jesse's calm demeanor evaporates. DJ stops the car and
jumps out to assess the damage. Jesse tearfully reminds himself
it's just a car. It's just a car. DJ apologizes

(56:39):
and says she feels terrible, but she promises to do
better tomorrow. Jesse looks off in the distance and nervously
mouths tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh, Jess. To be fair, he's not exactly a great
teacher either. No, he's taking She's like, is there anything
I should know? And he's like, nah, just roll with it.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
That's also not helpful, Yeah that he No, she needed
more instruction.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Yeah, somewhere in the middle, maybe Joey Joey somewhere we
got to meet in the middle of just let it
go and strangle it. You know.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I feel like Jesse was too focused on being cool,
like being the cool, calm collected just never you wouldn't
do that more concerned with how he looks.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
So back in the living room, Danny is watching a
car chase on TV and wincing at every scene. Finally
he has the common sense to turn it off, and
that's when DJ walks in. Danny is relieved to see
that she's okay and asks how everything went. She tells
him everything was fine, and he gives her a hug.
She continues except for the accident. Danny pulls away and shouts,

(57:52):
you got in an accident. She assures him nobody got hurt.
I just put a teeny tiny scratch on Mustang Sally.
That's when Jesse walks in, looking absolutely devastated. DJ turns
to him and asks, everything's okay, right, Uncle Jesse. He
continues to try and play it cool. It's just a car.

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Danny voices his regret, saying he never should have let
her go out. DJ questions, why can't you be cool
about this? Like uncle Jesse, he's taking me out again tomorrow,
and Jesse nervously chimes in, you know, I was thinking,
what's the rush? I mean, San Francisco has such an
excellent public transportation system, Like I always say, there's no

(58:35):
place like a bus to make new friends. DJ accuses
him of sounding just like Danny. Then Kimmy runs in
and exclaims, I passed the test. I got my learners permit.
It was amazing. I took home the manual, I read
the stuff inside, and then when I took the test,
I remembered the stuff that I read.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Maybe Kimmy has like a what is it an adetic
memory or whatever.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Maybe she has like a fully visual not identic, but
like a visual visual Yeah see those right?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Yeah, she's she's she She just never actually opens the book.
She never she had never actually read the book before,
and she could be brilliant, and it's all been hiding
under that neon. Uh So DJ breaks the news that
she studied, and Kimmy is amazed.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Is that what I did?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
And my owl pellet bangs are still in full effect here.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They're getting there.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's getting more nesty by the day.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yeah than a horn honks.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Outside, and Kimmy tells everyone that her dad has taken
her out for a driving lesson. As she walks out
the door, she laughs, what a joker. He's wearing a blindfold,
DJ Side, I mean that's one way to deal with
the stress.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I mean, yeah, you just go. I'm not here. I
don't see it. I don't see it, right, DJ Size.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
For the first time in my life, I wish I
was a Gibbler. All I want to do is be
able to drive a car like everyone else in America.
Why are you guys making this so hard for me?
Danny sits next to her and admits he's just trying
to protect her. He recalls, when you learn to walk,
I covered the whole house in foam rubber. I can't
foam rubber all of San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I know, I got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Estimates if anything ever happened to you, I don't know
what I'd do. Now. We don't know yet that Pam
died in a car accident, right, so yeah, we do, No,
I think we find that out. We don't find that
out untill later when Kimmy gets drunk and tries to drive,
and then we find out Pam was killed by a
drunk driver.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I thought we are I thought we I thought we
knew that Pam died in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
A car accident.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Oh but we don't know that it's a drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
It's a drunk driver.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
But but we But I think we've established that Pam
died in a car accident.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Established that. Okay, Okay, well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Maybe maybe I could be wrong, but I feel like
somewhere along the line, it was something about like at
least we've.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Mentioned mentioned that it was a car, car car accident. Think, okay,
so maybe it's later. It's just like I could be
what do I know?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I know you're right, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Okay, so yeah, I wasn't for sure, so I was
just speaking authoritarity.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
We then but then, okay, this actually does prove my point.
They did remember it, Yeah, because Danny should have brought
up that part of his neuroses isn't just because he's
Danny Tanner, but it's because his wife died in a car.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
So that that's my sister also dies in a car.
They're the same person.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Legitim meant reasons to be very about teaching. Yeah, but no,
they never mentioned the dead mom mentioned.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, this would have been a perfect time just to
throw put in one throwaway line. That's what I would
have done. But yeah, that she cannot be mentioned, like
she can only be mentioned well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Because if you start bringing up Pam, then people are
gonna be like, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Right, she's your sister and you're how wait.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
A minute and there yeah, yeah, they're like right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Up the audience putting the pieces together right right, Just
keep them naive. So DJ tells Danny that she will
be fine, but Danny argues, but there's a lot of
bad drivers out there, emphasizing Kimmy Gibbler is on the
road right now. Jesse chimes in with his two cents.
I understand how your dad's feeling. I mean, since the

(01:02:10):
day my kids were born, I haven't stopped worrying about them.
DJ appreciates their care but wonders what am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Ride a bike for the rest of my life? Danny jokes,
how about a horse? I'm sorry that I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Sure Gok is still out there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Go well, yes, there are too many steps of too
many Victorian houses, and so rocket yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
To park a horse in a living room again a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
DJ laughs and reminds him that he needs to let
go Danny size, I know I have a hard time
letting go, but now I have to let go of you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
At fifty five miles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
An hour, DJ reminds him, the more I practice, the
better driver I'm going to be. Jesse steps in and
tells Danny she's right. He adds, somebody's got to teach her.
It's either us or Misster Gibbler. Danny immediately says, I
vote for us. They all hug it out. Danny promises
this time he won't be so tense, and Jesse promises

(01:03:09):
he'll try not to be so laid back. DJ wants
to start driving right away and asks whose car they
should take. Jesse and Danny both point to each other
and say his. Jesse gives in, fine, we'll take mine.
I mean, considering I trust her more than you. Danny
defends himself, what are you talking about. I trust her
just as much as you do. Jesse smiles, Fine, we'll

(01:03:31):
take yours, and Danny agrees. He eventually realizes that he
just got played and follows after DJ and Jesse. They
leave the living room for DJ's third driving lesson altogether.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Prking all these cars has got to be a nightmare,
have you tried to find parking for one car in
San Francisco. No, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, you can't find one, let alone three.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Yeah, and they don't have a garage anymore because it's now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
The record now, I'm a recording studio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
So maybe they're parking them all in the backyard like
they just shape shit the bard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, the backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
There's a parking lot there for the hiking trails, so
they yeah, yes, thinking that's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
What it is, right, Okay, got it? Take advantage of
that backyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
So finally on a neighborhood road, DJ, Jesse, and Danny
are packed into Danny's car and DJ asks if they're ready.
Danny responds, oh, yeah, we're cool. Calm and belt it
in really tight. Jesse chimes in, whatever you do, don't
use the feel it method. Just pull out and take
it nice and easy. Started there, right, Danny jumps in,

(01:04:37):
But not too easy. You have to drive defensively. Jesse says, yeah,
you do, but you don't want to be tight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yeah you failure, Desk tell you you didn't drive defensively.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
The guys start bickering back and forth, and Danny asks,
are you calling me uptight, Jesse clarifies uptight, paranoid whatever. Finally,
DJ interjects, if you boys don't behave all turn this
car right around and goes straight home. They both apologize,
and DJ proceeds with her lesson. She checks her mirrors,
signals and looks over her shoulder before pulling out into

(01:05:10):
traffic for the very first time. She squeals, I'm really driving.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Jesse admits she's pretty good hut Danny, and Danny responds, yeah,
I'm actually feeling good about this. DJ's getting pretty confident,
so she asks can I turn on the radio, and
they both say no in unison as DJ continues to
drive up the neighborhood street and that's our show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
No. I So my question is they already got her
on the street with there's other cars, so.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
It's traffic, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
She hasn't even mastered the art of gas break yet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
No, she hasn't mastered the parking lot yet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Right, So I'm like, this feels again like an even
worse choice, like no, no, no, no, no no, no, we
should still be in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
I totally agree.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Maybe now we're just learning how to make a big
circle or something.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Oh yeah, she needs to learn how to do turns.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
To avoid or it's still like the break.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
No, not quite that just easy, not that easy, not
you know What I mean talkings are for is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
To get the get right to the rhythm of the pedals.
So yeah, I thought the same thing. I was like, Wow,
they went straight to San Francisco Street with traffic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Right, and you've seen driving in sand people in San Francisco,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
You were like, it was like, you drive, I'm not driving.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
In this city.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I was like, okay, up and down Lombar Lombard, No, Lombard,
Lombard's back, your back after driving down.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
That street like Lombard Street. Yeah, my spine looks like
so crazy this episode. I don't have any everywhere he looks,
But I loved.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
The side, didn't I don't. I didn't have any everywhere
he looks. Oh well I saw. Okay, it wasn't really
an everywhere you look. But Michelle in this episode had
on this little hair clip that had and we had
them in a bunch of different colors, and they had
balloons in them, like inflated balloons, like different colors, and

(01:07:14):
I was like, oh again, a little accessory I hadn't
thought about any years, and I was like, I remember
Frankie had these all over the wall in the you know,
all of these fun little hair clips with like balloons
or you know, just all kinds of fun stuff, like
weird little three D things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Super fun hair accessories. Yeah, and I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
I think the sweatshirt she's wearing, and I could be wrong,
but it says, if you love me, read me a story.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Oh yeah, I did notice that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I think that was part of the Barbara Bush Read
Across America program.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I was wonder I read a book and then went
to like the luncheon at the White House? Shut up?
Did I?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I have pictures of me in the White House? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
In the East Wing probably, well they have pictures. But no,
I went to like a luncheon at the White House.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Oh my gosh, that's so cool. Did you meet Barbara Bush?
Was she there? I did? I did I met Barbara Bush?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Which, you know, as an adult, I'm like, I would
have more questions about your politics.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
But as a child, I was like such a lovely
pearl necklace. But yeah, she No, she was and she
was very sweet. And more importantly, I did get to
meet the dog Millie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Oh nice, I met Millie and Socks, so I I
just need to meet the presidential pets.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah yeah, oh my gosh, that's so cool. But anyway,
I think that sweatshirt is from that campaign. Part of
that campaign. Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I was like, is that a phrase that was I
don't remember what the phrases were, but yeah, that was
definitely that was the Barbara Bush era, so it had Yeah,
but I think it was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Like the tie in was like they have put the
little sweatshirt on and then I had done reading of
the story and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
So yeah, that's so cool. Oh that's fair. How did
I not know that that you've been to the you
went to the White House? I've been to the White
House twice. What was the second time?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Well, the second time wasn't necessarily uh like an official
luncheon or anything, but I went for something and then
we got.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
To do like a private tour of the nice White House.
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
It was very cool, very very cool. Yes, yeah, part
of history now, so love it great? Yeah, No, loved
this episode. No, no, everywhere it looks for me, but yeah,
I loved this. I loved it's such a milestone. Teaching
your kid to drive len a milestone. Yeah, this was
loved this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
This was great, This was and it you know again,
it showed like you talked about the difference in you know,
kind of parenting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Styles, stress levels, all of that. Sorry, she really loved
this episode. No, it was one of those things where
it was like I was holding in this weird. I
was like, am I got a cough or yawn? I
don't know what's happening, Like something's gonna come out right. Yeah,
it was like I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
I don't know. Anyway, this was like such a really
very relatable episode, the driving and also like, oh my god,
we're at DJ driving driving. I know she was ten.
This was like a big milestone episode, you know for
the show too, like we now have the first daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Has started again. Now oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, it's a big one. It's it's a milestone and
I loved it. I love both storylines too. The second
the b storyline was cute with you and Michelle's very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
He's very.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Like. They didn't want to give Rita lines though, they
gave her a lot of reaction but not a lot
of interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
That's true. It was interesting. They never gave her a chance.
Rita never had a chance. Rida, Sorry, sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
You don't get a friend until Mickey, Sorry, that's yeah.
Well and Jia Anda yeah Mickey, well, yeah, I had
Harry but he betrayed me. Yeah, that's true. And then
duck Face. Does duck face ever come back? I don't
know if he does.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I can't remind that. I think that might have been been. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Anyways, anyway, everybody, thank you so much for joining us
fan Rito's for another fun episode of how Rude Tanerto's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
We love you guys, Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
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Because remember, everybody, the world is small. The house is
full of parking lots.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
It's just it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
One gigantic parking lot that's taken over the whole house
that DJ is just going to drive around in circles
and but it's actually not even taken over the whole house.
It's the it's the full sized NASCAR track that they
have in the back of the house, but it's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
It's just it's everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Maybe they maybe they have a public parking lot and
they charge for parking and that's how they afford the house.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
You know what they always say, buy a parking lot.
They will make you money. It's a good money maker.
Oh now we know

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
H