"The Wedding: Part 2" Recap Season 4, Episode 19

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Speaker 1 (00:18):
All right, here we go, Hi, ab Hi, Jody Sweeten.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm drinking out of my full house rap mug today
in honor of.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
This historic episode. And you have Dolly Parton. I have
Dolly Parton in front of a rainbow, because that's just
all hailes, Saint Dolly.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
If Dolly Parton ran the country would be great. We'd
have coats of many colors.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I mean it would be really it would be.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Just no one named Jolene. But no, I really I
think that she should. But we actually share a birthday,
me and Dolly Parton, so I didn't know that January night.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It feels very appropriate. That's a what an honor.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
That's oh every if you don't think that. Every year
I go on her page because of yes, I follow
her and also her her pet brand amazing anyway, I
follow her, and every year I'm like, oh, high birthday, twin.
I'm such a fangirl. Like I'm literally like, maybe she'll
notice me. I just think she's a rad human.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Notice follow me, follow me?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I'm like I'm legit, Like, oh my gosh, Hi,
I think she might actually be the one person that,
like I would actually be like kind of fan if I.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Met Yeah, yeah, well with her and Ryan Goslin. That's
the other one. That's the other one where I asked
for a selfie or I tried to get to him
for a picture at the Sclare Deerma benefit A million
years right for you.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
So I did this for you and I because we
knew each other, like we met as kids and had
stayed in contact something right, And.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Then I had the incident where I ran in the
but Whole Foods right right and then right, and so
I was like, oh, we'll go get a picture, but
there was no way to do it low pro and
he had like a bazillion security there, and he was
sitting by Teddy, and so we went to go say
hi to Teddy and then.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It just it just got awkward. But so I made
it more.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Awkward when I peel out, I leave you guys, and
I'm like bye, and I make a left because I'm like,
oh my god, this is just I don't even know
what's happening. And I was like, I need to get
out of this uncomfortable situation. So I walked to the left,
only to realize there is no exit there and I
have to go, then walk back by like an idiot

(02:34):
and find the exit. I was like, god, I can't
even make a smooth exit?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Can make a smooth exit?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Isn't that always the way you always?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, you always make the biggest fool out of yourself
when your star straw's true.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, I either make the biggest fool out of myself
or all hell breaks lose ten minutes before we have
to shoot the podcast. Yes, just like today, I am
so I found out I'm a terrible plumber, Like.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Literally, Jody. We logged on at ten o'clock and Jody's
like I was ready.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It was like to go pee.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I go in the house, I'm getting coffee. I hear
it outcomes the I'm like, oh my god, what. So
I run in there and toilets overflying. I'm like, okay,
So I go to turn the water off like an idiot,
I turn it the wrong way, so now it's raising
even quicker. I'm like no, So I'm like, get towels,
get towels, putting them all over the place. Then I

(03:23):
try I'm using the plunger and it's like this lasting one.
I don't know why the.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hell we have this. It's terrible an ikea plungers.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, it's stupid, but you know, and anyway, so I'm
like trying to use it and then that cracks in half,
thus rendering it useless, like there's no suction.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Because it's just a bit.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, and I was like, you know what, I'm going
to go inside and podcasts and then I'm just gonna deal.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
With this later. So we could.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Podcast for seven hours, say you'd like, because I don't
want to go in and do it.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, as long as whatever it takes, however long Miscale's
hike is going to last. That's how long he literally left.
He came home from Nashville.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
He's here and left on a hike like seven minutes ago,
and and and here we are again.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So he avoids the drama. I don't know. I don't
know how he does it.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's but he manages to just be like, yes, just
right off, he's gonna make a smooth exit. He needs
to teach you.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He really can. Yeah, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's my morning. Yes, yay, Right, how's your morning? Anything
overflow or break down at your hearse?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh it's really boring, except if you can't if you
hear a rooster. I apologize to you. You don't have
a rooster now, so he's very loud and extra Wait wait,
wait wait, I mean you have a rooster. My next
door neighbors have a rooster, but it guts right against right.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Right primary bedroom.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And then they added a rooster a couple of months ago.
They had six hens one rooster. The rooster is very
unhinged and very angry.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
They are. They always run around and.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Just looks at you, like like you know, out of
the corner. You cry, and he's there, just atures and
he's yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Just yes, he is. That's a good description.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ab And when I on the rare occasion when Holly
gets up in the middle of the night to go potty,
I turn on the backyard floodlight, and the rooster daytime, like, idiot,
it's something right, You're like, it's.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
An led light, you idiot. Then wakes up everybody. He
has no chill.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So yeah, no, that's that's the only exciting thing here
is the is the unhinged roost That would be Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Roosters are annoying. I've I've stayed at places where there
is a rooster nearby and you just you're like, oh God,
I can't. I can't ignore this, can't I like, you
just can't. No, there is no ignoring.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well, he's going to insert himself into whatever situation is
at hand. It's a fascinating like sociological look at how chickens,
like the hens definitely try to like push him out.
They have their morning routine of they have a little
perch and they all all six of them get up
on the perch and watch like the sunrise, and the
cock keeps trying to get in and keep perch with them.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's just in that sorry, the chicken the.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Hans are just like, no, you are not allowed on
this perch, Like go loud?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Would they? They like to wake up slow with their
morning coff.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Does one need a rooster if you've got six hens?
Is there some do they only produce eggs if there's
an obnoxious cock running around? I mean, I don't know,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Like did they?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I think my neighbors are trying to protection from the wolves.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I don't know, why would you?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I don't know some I'm you know what someone out there?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Someone? And I better know before I moved to my
yurt in the woods. Yeah what what chickens and cocks.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I need, Yes, you need to know, I need any fox.
You need to be prepared.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, we're so channeling Bob Saget right now in this episode.
I believe the chicken. I believe the hens can lay
the eggs without the rooster because they're unfertilized. Right, well, right,
but so the rooster's presence is merely for reproductive purposes.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
They're trying to.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Increase and they're trying to make more chickens.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, it's a fairy full house of chickens over here,
so at it.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm just this.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I figure I thought if you had six, like, how
many more do you need? But right maybe, well maybe
you're going to start being like, wait, there's only four
there now, and you're yeah, and you're gonna smell fried
chicken and be like, oh, it would happened cold fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Right, it'll be the cold fried chicken.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
They'll leave it on your front porch and it'll just
all come full circle. Dang.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Or they offered me some eggs, but this goes way
above and beyond neighborly duties here.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You better take those eggs. They're literally gold.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Literally you could resell them on ebit. I think that's
why they.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wanted to add more hens and this rooster, because they
got it can support themselves.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Just so you're gonna be living next to an organic
chicken farm pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's great, Great, it's great. Everybody, come on, more
cocks around.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Just say I think it's bad now, So there's like
three of them. It's loud. It is loud.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
This is why I don't sleep in also because the
rooster won't allow it.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, it's true. Noisy cocks abound.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Well, speaking of noisy cocks, let's this episode, which is
about Jesse throwing another fit before his wedding, sort of
stays on on on track there, this is your best
segue yet. And really that one was that.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
One was good. That one was good.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh oh, I broke Andrew. She's in the silent laughing.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's already it is already unhinged off the rails.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm already trying. This is what happens when we record
two days in a row. By the second day, the
start of things, I'm already slap happy waity, what's gonna happen?
We're loopy and hoopy and we have an iconic episode today.
Oh I am, and did you okay?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
The last episode?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I was like, just wait, you think it's bad now,
I take back everything I said twenty four hours ago
or last week.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
If you're listening to this podcast, I take it back.
I was like, this is a great little sitcom wedding
a set, you know, it's a great setup.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's I thought it was Tame.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I thought it was Dame, and I watched part two.
It's anything but Dame.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's everything.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's everything about the kitchen sink.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
It is it's uh dukes of hazard meets And I
was like, how do we get why does everyone have
a Southern A?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
What is happening? We'll get this, We'll get there there.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, no, there, There's so much to comment on.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
There's this is and given the mood that we're in today,
it's gonna be a good episode. You're gonna want to
listen to this. I'm just saying, buckle up, everybody, he
buckle up.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Get your parachutes on.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Buckle your parents, chute for the trees. Yeah, buckle your
parachutes and let's go flying out of this plane.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Welcome back to Howard Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber and I'm
Jody Sweeten.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Today we are discussing the iconic season four episode nineteen,
The Wedding, Part two.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
They're getting married.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, it originally aired February fifteenth, nineteen ninety one, So
this means Valentine's Day was on a Thursday in nineteen
ninety one. Oh yeah, we're getting technical. They got married
on a Thursday. And it goes a little something like this,
Jesse's attempt at skydiving makes him late for his own wedding.

(10:54):
That sounds way too tame, Like that description is not
an accurate portrayal.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Leaves out a lot of pieces. It leaps out a
lot of a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
It was directed by Joelswick, It was written by Jeff Franklin.
And we have got just a guest cast list that
is stacked. This week, John Apria returns as Nick Cassopolis.
Von Wilder returns as Irene Ksopolis and sadly, this is
the last.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Appearance on Full House for both of them. Yeah, so
said they were so underutilized this season, Like, I know,
I really missed them. When I saw them on the screen,
I was like, oh, there you guys are Yeah, they were.
They were very cute very cute.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Don Hood returns as the intimidating Kenneth Donaldson right with
his spurs. Lois Nettleton returns as Nedra Donaldson.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Mike, who's the socialite that moved to the farm.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
She does look good in that signature color, that little
that tiffany blue, the sea foam, oh.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah whatever, that colors the peach, the peach. When I
thought she was wearing a green dress.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
But anyway, I don't know. I know she was all
lends together, all the nineties colors. Michael Noon's returns as
Howiew Howie with the mullet, and Glenn Moore that's what
he should be credited as.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
With the mullet.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, we've got there's lots of starring mullets in full House.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Got just the mullets, background actor, right headed.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Mullet, got the ripper with the rat tail, Got Howie
with the mullet. No shortage of mullets. We have Glenn
Moore shower as farmer Bob. This guy's list of credits
is longer than a CVS receipt. Like he's done everything.
You might recognize him. From twenty four he played agent Pierce.
He played Marshall Winthrop in The Resident on Fox. He

(12:44):
was on Ozark, he was on Friday Night Lights, West Wing,
he was just on everything. But most importantly, he was
in twenty nineteen's The Challenger Disaster. Another touchstone from our generation.
Remember we had John Hood in the the Jessica McClure story.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's right, and then now we have the Challenge Challenger disaster.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I know, they're just hitting on all of our highlights,
well not highlight, low lights. I guess I was gonna
say light.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I don't know, but that might not be highlights, but.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Not a highlight.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
But just you know where you were ctural moments, right right?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, I remember, well you were probably a little young,
but I was in fifth grade when The Challenger exploded.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I mean I went to a school named McAuliffe
Middle School that was named after Chris Christ mccallay.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Wow, my gosh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Amazing, Yes, so yeah, but I I was pretty young,
but I mean I remember it. Uh you know, it
was one of those really horrible things.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah. Well, they rolled in a TV all, a full
house Joseph trauma.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Right.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
My teacher cried, How little did we know that was
just a pale preview.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Of what's to come during our lifetime.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right, Yes, first time i'd seen a teacher, right, not
the last time. We have Debbie Gregory, she returns as
Connie again. Lenny Hicks as the driver. We've seen him
in mcgiver Doogie, Howser, La Law.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And give me a break? Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Then we have Robert Arthur as the Minister. He did
a lot of TV work in the forties, fifties and sixties,
lots of Navy shows or movies. Goomer Pyle, USMC, the
Lone Ranger, Navy log Hellcats of the Navy.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Just lots of military roles, got it, Goomer Pile, That's
who I was thinking of for Farmer Bobs.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Boomer Pile Pile, that's a great comparison.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
We have the.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Voices of La as the Hallelujah chorus, best part of
the hall fans great.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
No full house wedding is complete without a full chorus
singing along.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Then we have Kin Schriner as the uncredited sheriff. I
don't know why this guy wasn't credited, because.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
He's fancy had David, Oh yeah, he's got He's.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
In multiple scenes he was on the location shoot with
the Tomato truck. It was He's great. He's a soapy guy,
soap guy. He's best known as Scott Baldwin on General Hospital.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yes, he was.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
He was on during the time that John was playing
Blackie on General Hospital.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
They had scenes together. They're good friends.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
He was also on Port Charles as the World Turns
Bold and the Beautiful. But his most important role get
ready are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Jody?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Other than this, Yes, other than this.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
He played the colonel in Skateboard Kid two. What Yes,
the Skateboard Kid Too, the movie I.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Was in with Andrew Kenyon.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
My jaws hanging open. I'm like, we're gona have to
Skateboard Kid too? Is?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I mean, it's heavy, iconic, It's I mean, at least
amongst the two of us, it's iconic between the two.
And you haven't even seen it yet.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Watch it. I was gonna say, I don't need to
see it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I need to see it.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
You see it.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I need to see it, But I don't need to
see it in order to understand just how special it
truly is. So special.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
We will, we will be reviewing that one of these days.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yes we will.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
It'll be a miniso and I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
So yeah, we just I can't wait because I don't
remember Kiin Shreiner. I probably didn't have any scenes with him,
but uh yeah, what a heavy hitter. And then we
have two more uncredited people, Craig Keen as wedding guest
and Pauline Olsen as.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Jesse's ex whatever. I don't they're uncredited, so we're not
giving them credit. Do we have a reference to her?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
No, I wonder if their parts got cut or I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Anyways, that's that's the guest cast list. We love it
all right. We start with the teaser, which is really
just a recap of the last episode, and Michelle, of course,
is speaking right into the camera. I love that this
whole show is just from Michelle's POV. You know, like
she's will.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Be driving like like kids that were younger than like
you and Candace and me would call it the Michelle Show.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, and now I see what. Yeah, she was she's
basically shoe running at this point.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
And yeah, for sure, supprise she wasn't driving the bus
to get them back to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Give her more to do. You know, we're flying the plane.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Multi talented Michelle, so she reminds the audience at last
week everything went bananas.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
We get a flashback not as bananas. Little did we know.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
We see you doing your dramatic reading of Jesse's letter.
Jesse jumps out of the plane, Becky has a meltdown,
and Jesse is stuck in a tree. We flip back
to Michelle, who tells us what will happen next? Even
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It was a weird It threw me, the weird breaking
of the fourth wall. I mean, I know we did
that in Fuller.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So whatever, but it's happened.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It was the first time that I think we ever
really did it, you know what I mean that.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Like, yeah, I seem to recall we did this one
other time with a two parter with or Michelle breaks
the fourth wall and narrates.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
But it's jarring.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's jarring and breaking the fourth wall. It's jarring that
there's a four year old telling us like a recap
of what happened.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I mean, I'm glad for the recap, though I'm one
of those people that just does not remember what happened.
I can watch it in the same hour and I'll
be like, I need the recap from what I watched
half an hour ago.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
This is this is part of my theory about child
actors and how we have short term memories because of
all those years of memorizing scripts and memorizing new dialogue
on the spot and then forgetting it the next day.
So this is a common trait amongst us our kind. Hey,

(18:42):
ab hey, Jody, question for you, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
You happen to have any plans on June fifth?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
June fifth? Why?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
No, I don't have plans, but I have this urge
to see you.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I have a great urge to see you, and and
a really great urge to see a lot of our fan.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Of ritos in person. What do you suggest?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I feel like, I don't know it. I might need
a you know, a date to uh perhaps a wedding.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Of some sort.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm still riding that high from the Jesse and Becky wedding.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Should we make it into an event?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I think we should. I mean, who doesn't like a
good vow renewal?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Vows they're very in right now, These vowel renewals, they
really are recommit, recommit, you know, well, you know what,
we should have John and Lorie join us too, because
it's their wedding.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
We should should be you know what, I think you
and I. I think you and I need to hop off.
We need to have some serious conversations about this. But
fan of Rito's, you've heard it here. First, we are
going to be having on June fifth, an in person
live event of a vow renewal.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
What's gonna happen there, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
We don't know. We're gonna go figure that out right now,
but trust me, you do not want to miss this.
iHeartRadio Theater in Burbank June fifth.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
We will see you there. Make sure are you know
RSVP and all that.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Okay, So we're back to Jesse, who's still stuck in
this tree hanging from his parachute. After his pleas for
help go unanswered, a tomato truck drives by underneath him.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
A tomato truck from nineteen forty seven, by the way,
like I've never seen a tomato truck, like an industrial
tomato truck that looks like that. No, this hole, well hole.
He was very lucky and he really came through unscathed
for running into a tree.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah right, Like he was not that lucky, and he
had a few smudges of dirt on him.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
But that's it.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No broken bones, no, no anything.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah. So Jesse calls out to the driver asks him
to stop. The man does as he's told, and Jesse
yells down to him, I'm up in the tree. The
man looks up at Jesse with surprise. What you're doing
up there, fella, Jes Because.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Now we're in the South. I feel like I don't.
I was like, how far out of San Francisco did
they drive to go?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Sky? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
How far did they fly?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I mean are we in?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Well, and I now we're in. We're in mister Donaldson's neck.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
The water farmer Bob has way more Midwestern in him
than any of the Donaldson farmer. Farmer Bob has got
almost a Southern act. Like I said, gohmer piled. Okay,
this whole scene is like a fever dream.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I'm just like, what's happening here? Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
We need is a giant Michelle that come in.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It felt a little bit like a dream sequence or
a nightmare. So Jesse sarcastically remarks, Oh, just.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Enjoying the view. What do you think I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Can you help me down please?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Farmer Bob kindly responds, yeah, sure, I'll go get old
Man Hudson's cherry picker, and Jesse tells him to hurry
up because he was supposed to be at his wedding
ten minutes ago. The tomato guy admits, I imagine we'll
have you down in two three hours tops, and he
jokingly tells Jesse not to go anywhere. But Jesse's had
enough of this hanging around, so without so much as

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a courtesy warning, he unbuckles himself from the parachute and
falls straight down, yelling Mersey.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
He conveniently lands right in the middle of the truck bed,
which is filled with tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
The man is shocked, what are you doing? Those are
my prize tomatoes you just squashed. Jesse spits out remnants
of smushed tomatoes and tells the man, well, they're not
tomatoes anymore, they're ketchup. I just cut out the middleman.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
And wasted a lot of money on those tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh right, so the driver he gives Jesse a stern warning,
you better watch your mouth, boy.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
This here's tomato country.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Tomato country is notoriously right outside of San Francisco, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I had to look this up because first of all,
I was like, why didn't they do Wine country with
grapes instead of tomatoes, because you know, Napa, it's.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Right up there. San Francisco would have fit a little better.
But no, I did do a little research.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
So sixty percent of California's tomatoes come from Yolo County,
which is Sacramento adjacent city in Davis, but.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's central California. Is the is the fruit basket of
the It is, yes world really.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
But it's still ninety miles from San Francisco. This this
so Jesse has kept his his guests waiting hours and
hours and hours like this is too.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's in a tree. He wasn't expecting.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
He drove ninety miles out, but he wasn't expecting to
hang out in the tree. You know.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I mean you can't well, you can't go skydiving in
the middle of what are you.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Gonna land on?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Quake towns?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Would be very painful, right, you can't be on the
bridge or anything. You gotta be away in the fog.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, this was this was not well planned out.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I gotta go to Tomato Country. Andrew.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Everyone knows that Yolo County tomato country, bro Yolo indeed, yes,
oh so, Jesse tries to bargain with Farmer Bob. Look,
I got nothing but the highest regard for tomatoes and
the men and women that do grow them. But I
need a ride to San France, Cisco right now. Farmer

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Bob makes his stance a little clearer. I don't give
rides to tomato squashers, and Jesse pleads, this is my
life we're talking about, not some dumb vegetable.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Farmer Bob angrily reminds him.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Try to get a ride from this man in his
dumb vegetable truck.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Jesse, you should beat a little nice.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Jesse is stretch.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Just ruined his crop.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
He could charge you thousands of dollars and leave you here.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Boy. So yeah, Farmer Bob corrects him immediately. It's a fruit,
while Jesse slowly makes his way towards the front of
the vehicle. Yeah, it feels like it feels like a
vegetable because it's very healthy.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And it's not a savory because it's not sweet, right.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Like you know an apple or a pear. Right, No,
it's got a seed that makes it a fruit. So finally,
Jesse tells Farmer Bob he's gonna borrow his truck, but
he'll get it right back to him. Farmer Bob yells
at him and tries his best to open the car door,
but Jesse has locked him out. Jesse's now stealing a car,
like this is just it's wow.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Happening, ruining tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
He's stealing a car, he's jumping out a plane.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I feel bad for Farmer Bob. You know, he didn't
ask for this. He was just right.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
He was driving along here in Tomato country doing the thing.
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
The twang just comes out, you know, when you're talking
about tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, Farmer bub.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
So, before Jesse can drive away, the man conveniently spots
the sheriff's car driving right towards him.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
The hell of a lot of people out on this
road in the middle of nowhere. He Jesse's lucky for that.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's a dirt road and the sheriff just happens to
be driving by at this very moment. Right, and not
only that, it's cousin Harold, Like I feel like we're
in Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Like they're like, oh, it's cousin Harold the Sheriff. We're
in We're in an episode of Dukes of Hazard, is
what it is like.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm expecting boss Hog to show up.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
At any moment, and you know what I mean, and
like for Jesse to just take off and like jump
something in this truck. But it's I don't know how
we got here. I don't know how we got here,
but it is, Yeah, Cousin Harold, Well, because anyone outside
of San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Apparently is their Hicks.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
They're related, unless you're Becky's parents, in which in which
case you're expecting Hicks. But you get social social, you
never know what you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Get Jedgie socialights or farmer Bob's yep, there's middle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
So Cousin Harold aka the Sheriff walks up to the
truck with his megaphone and shouts, get out of the
truck with your hands up now. Jesse slowly gets out
of the vehicle and tries to make light of the situation,
laughing at this misunderstanding and telling the men that they're
making a big mistake. He explains that he was just
late for his wedding and points to his tuxedo to
prove it. The sheriff holds up a pair of handcuffs

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and says, here's a bracelet to go along with it.
He handcuffs Jesse, who's still trying to convince them that
this is a huge mistake. The sheriff shows, yes.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
You made a huge mistake, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
It's a very very big mistake.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
This is a.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Huge it's just building a mistake upon mistake upon mistake.
So yeah, the sheriff shows Jesse no remorse. The tomato
truck driver yells through the megaphone, do you know where
you landed? And Jesse sighe Tomato country.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes, notoriously brutal out there.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh yolo yo low yo.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Lo yolo of Tomato life. For me, that was the
weirdest mix.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
So I just welcome to my brain when I well,
like it was the Pirates of the Caribbean song Yo
Ho Yo.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Ho, A Pirate's like, sorry, I had to love that out.
I love the way your brain works, so this is alignment.
I love the way your mind works. But I think
I said it to TJ. Anyways, we're now in the
wedding chapel. The guests are getting very antsy and behind
the scenes things aren't much better. Becky is crying to
her family member stephan dj are documenting the events for

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their wedding video. Steph walks past a distraught Becky as
she tells the camera the making of a wedding. The
saga continues. The groom is now twenty five minutes late.
She walks up to Joey and tells the viewers here's
the man who let him jump out of a plane
on his wedding day, Joey Gladstone. Joey, how do you
feel right now? Joey responds with just as much drama

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as Stephanie, admitting sad, hurt, angry, bitter, scared, used, and
I'm pretty hungry. I forgot to eat breakfast. Steph nods
with understanding and then walks away. She tells the camera,
poor Joey, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It is, yes, indeed, psa.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
She continues her walk over to Becky and her family,
then tells the camera here is Becky with her loving family,
and then she turns to face the bride and asks
any word for any words for Uncle Jesse. Becky sniffles
before calmly telling the camera, Darling, I just hope you're
all right, but if you are all right, I'll kill you.

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Great delivery by Laurie. That was a great Oh she
was crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Meanwhile, Danny's on the phone while Michelle and Howie sit
on either side of him. Michelle asks her dad, where's
Uncle Jesse, and Danny tells the other person on the
line to hold on as he tells Michelle he's trying
to find out, and then how he asks, when are.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
You gonna find out?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Danny's patience is wearing thin as he tells the boy,
when I find out?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Howie? Yeah, Howie, God, how he shows up? Just all
all he cares.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
About how he's just this kid is a Howie the menace?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Not a second goes by before Michelle asks have you
found out yet?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And Danny's just done with.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Both of them, Welcome to toddlerhood? Like this is what
they do, just poke pop But it's.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
So true your kid, Yeah, you're like, have you found
out yet?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Are we there yet? We're on the freeway. What do
you think it's been ten seconds?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
No, we're not there yet.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Danny sternly tells both of them. If you don't stop this,
I'm gonna turn this wedding around and drive right home.
Michelle admits, Daddy, you need a nap. Danny finishes his
phone conversation saying, please call me if you hear anything,
and yes, sir, I'll make sure to squeeze in that nap.
Michelle excitedly asks her dad, is it time for the
wedding cake.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
To go to the back to the sugar you know,
sugar eating, sugar binging. She's having feelings. She's like, I
got it, I can't. This is uncomfortable. She's looking. Yeah,
she's stressed and she's looking to shugar.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
She's feeding off of the stress of the family, and
she's just like, where's cake?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, he really is. Well, she's their therapist. She knows
she's gonna have to hear about all this. Yes, you know,
I'm better load up on some wedding like a whole
tear of wedding cake before I have to do this.
She knows how to prepare.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Danny explains to her that they can't have cake until
they have a party, and they can't have a party
until they.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Have a wedding. He stands up and leaves.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Howie and Michelle are left face seen one another, and
she pops the question, Howie, will you marry me? He
asks why, and she declares so we can eat wedding cake.
How He asks if it's chocolate cake, and Michelle reminds him,
who cares? It's this big and it gots frosting. What
more do you need? You know, not flavor or additional right.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Then the phone rings.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Danny quickly runs over to pick it up, while the
rest of the wedding party rushes over to listen. Danny
reveals that it's Jesse. Becky grabs the phone from him
and asks her fiance, are you okay. She relates to
everyone that he's okay, and they all let out a
big sigh of relief. Then Becky's eyes go wide and
she tells Jessie to stay right where he is. She

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hangs up the phone and commands Danny and Joey to
not allow any of the guests to leave. Then she
turns to her dad and commands, I need your car
keys and your wallet now.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
So behold everyone hostage. Basically, yeah, lock the church doors.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
No one's getting out.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, lock the doors. Everybody's stay input. So Kenneth tries
to protest this, but Nedra swoops in and just shoots
him down. She said, now, so Kenneth listens, hands over
his wallet and his keys. Then Connie Debbie Gregory asks
her sister where she's going. Becky is showing more determination
than ever as she says, Tomato Country to bail my

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groom out of jail.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
She runs out of the room with.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Haydes you put do you put that in the GPS?
Tomato Country?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Does it take you something?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Does it take you to a specific place?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, it takes you straight to the heart of real,
straight to Yolo. Uh. Michelle is worried.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
She says she better hurry, she's gonna miss the wedding.
She really just cares about the cake though. She wants
the wedding so she can have.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Like yeah, this is I need the cake.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
So next, Danny and Joey burst through the double doors.
As Kimmy makes her way over to them, she decides
to lend some advice. This crowd is getting restless. You
guys better lock the exits. And I loved my dress
and my hair, my little black dress with the pigs
so cute.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh, I kept that dress. I loved it so much.
It was really cute. The rare moment when I liked
my war right.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah, well once out of eight years, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
At least they gave me one. You know, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Danny and Joey try to come up with a game
plan to keep these people at bay. They can't tell
him the truth, but they also can't lie in church,
so Joey suggests that they take everyone out to the
parking lot and lie to them there, but Danny won't
go along with it.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Then they run into Nick and Irene. Oh.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Nick asks the guys, what's going on? And I read
in questions where's my baby? Danny stutters while trying to
tell her the truth. Then he realizes that.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Everyone in attendance is also listening in He grimaces and
asks would anyone like to accompany me out to the
parking lot? Every single one of them stands up to leave,
no question. Yeah, I'd like to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Let's leave.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Just then Kimmy bursts through the doors and shouts, I
know why Jesse's late.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
He's in the slammer way to go.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Kimmy always yeah, you know, just telling it like it is.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yep. Danny is extremely unpleased that this information has come
to light and tells everyone that they can just sit
back down, and they do so shockingly.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I know right there, if I was at a wedding
and someone came and was like.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hey, the groom's in jail, I'd be like, all right, cool,
well let's pick this up later then.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yep, right, no, no, no, they have the biggest comprocessing
you know what I mean, those hours.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Nobody's got time for this, right, But what we do
have time for is what happens next.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I'm here for this.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
We're in the Tomato Country jail.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh, Becky parks her dance car in front of the jail,
and as she's running into the building, we clearly see
that she is parked in a no parking zone. A
little foreshadowing there. Right inside, Jesse is begging one of
the officers who is casually just eating a raw tomato
like an apple and pouring salt on it, Like, is.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
That a thing that's actually delicious? Is that del I've
never eaten a tomato? Salt on a tomato? Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Like a really? Well, I mean I've never eaten it
like an apple. You can like just slice tomato and
put some salt on fruits.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Delicious? Ye yah?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
He reminds the guy that he's getting married right now,
and when the sheriff plays him no mind, Jesse asks,
why don't you believe me? And the sheriff plainly states
because nobody jumps out of a plane on their wedding day.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
He's not got that.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, cousin Harold knows the truth. On cue, Becky stomps in,
wearing her wedding dress and angrily says Jesse. Jesse gives
a smug smile to the sheriff and says, told you.
Becky walks up to Jesse with fire in her eyes.
Jesse warmly says, hi, honey, and she gives him a condescending.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Hi, darling.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Jesse nervously asks you look mad? Are you mad?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
She grins as she says, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Jesse tells her she's so cute when she's mad, and
right now she's about the cutest he's ever seen.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Oh that never never tell a woman she's cute when
she's mad. Oh, it just encourages it. Right. Well, yeah,
you might wind up with a broken nose. Oh yes, uh,
I'm trying to turn this down. Oh am I too?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Am I shouting too loud?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
No? No, no, no, no, no, I'm loud in my
own head.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, that could just be it might not be a
microphone problem.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
That might be how it is. It might just be me.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
So Becky shouts, are you insane?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
How could you do this on our wedding day?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Jesse smiles and tells her, well, that's a funny story
and she's probably gonna laugh about it. She is showing
no signs of happiness or laughing, so he quickly takes
it back and begins to explain the talk that he
had with her dad that prompted him to go on
this one last adventure.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
How many one last adventures has Jesse Bennet, this is.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
At least a third since we've been here for it.
I feel like it's we go.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He goes on on a one last adventure every season.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Once a season. Yeah, that's about his average.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
So it was time he was due.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Unfortunately it was Strea. You know, it comes and goes.
It's sort of his So Becky questions, what do you
mean one last adventure? The adventure is just beginning for
both of us, sharing our lives and having a family.
And hey, if you want to jump out of a plane,
just let me know. I'll strap on a shoot and

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be right there next to you. This is the key
messaging right here, people like marriage is not the end
of something, not necessarily.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
No, it's the beginning. It's the beginning of.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
A very hopefully fruitful life together. It's fruitful like tomatoes, exactly. See,
it all comes back to tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yolo.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
So Jesse grins at the sentiment. Becky wraps it up
with the point is, whatever the adventure, let's just do
it together. He is smiling from ear to ear as
he tells her she is the best. Then they kiss
between the jail cell bars. I actually thought this this
bit right here was sweeter than the actual wedding ceremony,
Like it just felt well, yeah, for sure, very genuine.

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It was.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
They should have just gotten married here and called it
a dad. I was thinking that this is should have
just married him and we could have.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I'm sure he's I'm sure he's ordained in some manner,
of course, he's sort of legal.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, yes, so uh.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
The sheriff is watching this whole thing, this entire time,
and he announces, oh, that was beautiful. I'm dropping all
the charges, which I don't know. Farmer Bob might have
a different opinion about that, But right.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Farmer Robb, I'd be like this man tried to steal
my truck and row my tomatoes. Yes, you don't forget
he's giving him. He's all right, he's given me, you know,
the wedding. He's trying to give them the benefits, right.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So Jesse can't believe it, but the sheriff is grabbing
his keys to let him out. He tells the couple
it's Valentine's Day, just call me quid. Becky grabs Jesse's
hand and pulls him out of the station, telling him
that everyone is still waiting, but the sheriff stops them
because he has a little wedding present he'd like to
send them off with. He shows off a basket of
tomatoes to the couple, but Becky admits, oh, thanks, but

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I don't really like to. Jesse quickly puts his hand
over her mouth and finishes her sentence.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
She loves tomatoes, They're her favorite fruit. Becky looks at him,
puzzled and admits, I thought they were a vegetable. She
grabs a basket and Jesse thanks the cop for everything,
and they run outside. But outside Becky's car is being towed.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Just so.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Don't you think we're winding down.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Sweet you, We're not.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
We're no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
just getting started at Yes. Becky and Jesse try to
run and catch up to the tow truck, but they're
too late.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
They're yelling at the driver to stop, but he does
not stop. Becky loses it and screams, you can't do
this to me. She picks a tomato from the basket
and rows it at the truck, screaming, I'm a bride.
Jesse throws a tomato too and yells, I'm a groom.
The truck isn't stopping for anybody, and Becky knows that
she can't catch him.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
While wearing heels. Props to Laurie for doing this whole
dang episode in her dress and her heel.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
She's running right. Well, I think that's why they took
out some of the layers underneath, because she had to
do all this running and jumping and getting on the
things and it.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, yeah, like that is not easy to do. And
she's just she's just a champ for doing all of that.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
So just remember the remember our the wedding, the triple
wedding on full way.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, yay, you really had to sew me into my dress? Yeah,
it was I couldn't sit there, right, And that was
like a leading That was the longest day, Like our
call times for four thirty am. I don't think we
wrapped until almost midnight and yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
No, it's true, it was almost midnight.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah it was. That was a never ending day. And
I think our parents really regretted voluntary to be extras
for sure, And they're like, what did we get into?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yes, So just then Jesse notices a bus driving towards them.
They decide, oh, here in Tomato country, why not a
school bus? No, less, they decide it would be smart
to run into the road to get the bus's attention.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yes, yes, that's what you do.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
The bus stops and.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Becky and Jesse plead with the driver, telling him that
they need a ride to San Francisco, and the man says, well,
we really aren't going that way. But that prompts Becky
to break out into full hysterics, briefly summarizing the horrible
wedding day that she has had to endure so far,
and then the man suddenly recognizes her.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
He says, aren't you one?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Wake up San Francisco, and Becky's demeanor automatically shifts. She
smiles at him and goes immediately into host mode. Yes, Hi,
I'm Rebecca Donaldson and this is my fiance Jesse Cassopolis.
The man tells her to hop in, and they gladly do.
Once they're in the bus, they're greeted by a whole
group of chorus singers in their robes and everything.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Great.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, it's just yeah, because you don't change into.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
The robes like when you get there, you wear them constantly.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, it's just the visual just the visuals in its episode.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I also like, yeah, where were they coming from?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
We're going? Or what?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
You know? What I mean, like, well, were they going
to perform it? Like a week You're so far away
from San Francisco and yet also really in the hub
of a town.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yiss, Yeah, they're in the middle of nowhere. But there's
a lot going on, you know. Yeah, Just I don't
know where these people were going or why they're so
willing to just I know.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Where they're going now, I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
So Becky begins to tell the driver the exact directions
to the chapel. But then she suggests, why don't I
just drive, and he happily responds, Hey, it's your wedding day.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Hey, you don't need a particular license to drive a bus.
You know, trust you. I don't know worry about the
dress getting caught in the pedals or but you know, no,
you'll be all right. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Jesse's a little more hesitant, though, and he asks, you're
gonna drive the bus? She reminds him you had your adventure,
now I'm gonna have mine. Becky slams her foot down
on the gas and drives the yellow Hallelujah chorus bus
out of Tomato Country. Goodbye Tomato Country, right, good riddance

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Tomato Country.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
We ran in the city. Yeah, thank god, Yolo.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
You know I couldn't do that again only once.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Back at the wedding chapel, to prevent the guests from leaving, Danny, Joey, Nick,
and Irene have decided to perform Ella Fitzgerald's Let's call the.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Old Whole Thing, Let's call the off, Let's let's call
the old off, just thing off.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
The irony though of this song like this, Let's call
the Whole Thing, The whole thing off and the tomato
tomato like this was genius, Like this was our writers
did a great job tying everything else.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
No one in the crowd seems too enthused by this song.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
That doesn't stop them from trying.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
They encourage the crowd to join in with them, and
it works. Everybody's singing along. There's so many everywhere you look.
Moments in this scene, we're getting my Gosha.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Running tally.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Oh my gosh, that's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
So outside, Becky and Jesse pull up to the venue
in the bus. They're singing, it's just a party bus.
They thank the choir for their help, and then they
all rush into the church together. Inside, Michelle runs into
the hall and shouts stop the music, Stop the music.
Once the crowd goes silent, she excitedly tells everyone Uncle

(44:43):
Jesse is here. Steph is standing directly in front of
her little sister and pointing the camera at her. She
asks Michelle if she's sure, and Michelle reminds her, I
know what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
He's my uncle.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Then DJ runs in and announces Uncle Jesse and Rebecca
are back. We're gonna have the wedding and everyone cheers
at this great news. Who Michelle sighs as she tells
the camera, I just said that maybe when I'm five,
people will listen.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
She obviously hasn't gotten her cake yet.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
No, she's like making this all about herself. Like she's
just like a little a little mini Jesse here, you know,
just like, where's my cake?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Nobody's you know, yeah, yeah, no one's listening to me. Right,
She's gonna go off and jump out of a plane now.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
So then Jesse runs in and does quick greetings with
the guests and his parents. He goes over to hug
his father in law, but quickly realizes that that is
a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
He tells this wait till he finds out that this
car is in Tomato country.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Still, yes, oh gosh right, he doesn't even know that yet.
You didn't have a car. I don't even care about
that yet.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Uh So Jesse tells the string quartet to hit it,
and the ceremony begins. First, Michelle walks out and does
a very nice job of throwing the flower petals, that is,
until she gets to the end of the aisle and
realizes there's no more pedals left. She yells stop the wedding,
and Danny runs over to her embarrassed. He asks what's wrong,

(46:08):
and Michelle explains that she ran out of flowers. She
falls to her hands and knees and picks up the
scattered flower pedals, saying, I'm.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Sorry that sounds you know, reading that sounds really dramatic.
It's not, but like, stop stop the wedding. He asks
what's wrong and she falls to her hands and knees.
It's like the reading of the letter.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yes, it's overly dramatic, picks up the scattered flower settles,
sang I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, I was very dramatic for Michelle.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
But this is this.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I feel like this is common when you have a
three year old as your flower girl.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Like they you're lucky.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
They make it down.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
That is the best part of the whole ceremony is
when the little toddlers come out, because you're like, here
goes nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, here's your chance in the spotlight, and they're usually
like deer in heads, like horrified.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Right.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
So Danny tells her, while standing in the middle of
the aisle, that it's not her fault she ran out
of flowers. In fact, the problem is the church is
much too long he asks the wedding guests, wasn't she great?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
And they all give her a lengthy round of applause.
She admits I did the best I could, and everyone
claps for her.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Again, and Danny walks into the road.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
My god, the show, the way they inflate this child's ego.
This kid's a lot to deal with. Yeah, it's gonna
be a lot to.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Tell me that if I wrote that wedding, I'd be like, first,
she got me singing tomato tomatow.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Now I got a clap for this kid because she can't.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Can we get to the point, you know, I'm hungry,
I mean, cake.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
These guests, their guests are so tolerant, so tolerant. Yeah,
so finally here comes the bride begins to play. Becky
walks down the aisle. She stops at the end to
join her dad, and the minister asks who gives this
woman to this man. Kenneth proudly states her mother and
I do, And then Jesse walks up to retrieve his fiance,

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but Kenneth won't let go of his daughter, that is
until she tells him to. Then Jesse and Becky make
their way up to the altar, in front of the minister.
He jokingly remarks that they have waited a long time
for this, and then he asks, like, that's the understatement
of the century. He asks the respective parties for their rings.

(48:25):
He tells Jesse and Becky their lines as they each
place a ring on the other's hand. After they do this,
the minister announces that Jesse would like to pledge his
love for Rebecca with music.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh boy, here we go, guys, Jesse's happening.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Jesse, who has never want to miss an opportunity to
regale us with his musical talents, takes a seat at
the piano and begins his rendition of.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Forever, Forever, Forever Forever.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
While he's performing, Hallelujah, chorus files in behind him and
starts to sing along.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Man, the way these people pull off events without any
damn rehearsal. I wish I could do it like that,
you know. Do you think they all sat in the
bus and they were like, wait, what do.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
You think guys? Should we we should sing? Yeah, we
should go and crash this wedding And they do it. Yeah,
at the perfect time. They just they walk in the door,
They're like, wait, did you hear music?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
And they go, it's yeah, it's like they knew the song.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, they know the lyrics to the lyrics, like, yeah,
they these people are prepared for anything, you know, right,
I love it.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I mean maybe he did. Maybe maybe he was like, Okay, well,
now now not only have I made you guys go
out of your way right by hours, but I'm also
gonna force you to be in my wedding. Yes.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Well, they had at least a ninety minute drive from
Tomato Country. There's plenty of time to learn a few
verses of this song.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Oh this peak full house.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Then baby pictures of John and Lourie flash on the
screen while the song so cute.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I love this, like I just yeah, I forgot that
they had done this, Like this was such a good
addition to this episode.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
And Laurie looks the same, or hasn't. She hasn't changed.
She looks the same since she was a toddler.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
She has not changed.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh, so cute John and his feathered hair senior photo.
It's great, Blackie Parish, he's there.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
And after that we see different scenes of Jesse and
Becky throughout the season. Now, this is a montage that
I am here.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
For the Jesse and Becky mont montage. Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Well, if it wasn't a montage, we'd just be sitting
there staring at him, and that would right forever.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Like the guests are, the guests have already been there forever. Right,
the guests are like, I've been here forever forever.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yes, it's a very this is the scene, happy with
some food, Like.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Even normal tend to seem like they just go.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
On and on.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
There was like three senses.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
They were like, here's the rings, I do, I do,
I do great, I'm going to give you a fifteen
minute song that's longer than the whole ceremony, and we're done.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Like we've we've been waiting for what twenty two minutes
last episode? At least what eighteen minutes this episode.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Like we've waited a long time in these vows just
went like that easy just they could have easy.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
They could have easily done this at the jail, you know,
but then you wouldn't have the halliday.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Of course, ya you know that that's worth waiting for it.
Let me tell me waiting that is worth it.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
So after the montage, them making out in every possible
room of the house. Yes, yes, I get it, you
know I I this is what sold me on the couple.
I'm like, okay, now I can see it. Jesse and
Becky their end game. They got great chemistry. We're just
gonna ignore everything that happened with Jesse before this. Back

(51:53):
at the chapel, Becky is sitting next to Jesse on
the piano bench. They sing a line together as a duet.
It's very emotional. Laurie has that one tear that justly falls.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Down, shake down right from the middle of her eyes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Jesse finishes off the song with the Hallelujah chorus backing him,
and the crowd irrupts into applause.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
They're like, thank God, that's over right.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
The couple takes their place back at the altar, and
the minister happily says, may your life be filled with
harmony forever.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
And then the minister who appears to keep forgetting his lines.
He can't remember Rebecca's name, like right, but he asks
Becky and Jesse if they take one another, and they
each say I do. He pronounces them husband and wife,
and in classic Jesse and Becky fashion, they immediately start
making out.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
And that's it. That's the whole wedding. That's the whole wedding.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Just keep on kissing that bride, mister and missus Chitzopolis.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, it went fast, it went really. I mean, what
else are you gonna do. It's a wedding, that's true,
it's a wedding. Nobody want to kissing. Didn't watch an
actual wedding. Even the guests at a wedding don't want
to sit and watch the actual wedding. It takes too long. No,
it's the wedding is boring compared to the rest of
the wedding. Is the stuff you gotta get out of the.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Way till you get to the fun part right exactly.
And Michelle knows this. Michelle's like, there is cake. Wait,
Michelle has her priority. She's like, let's get to the
sugar right now. Do you think that the Hallelujah chorus stayed?
Oh wait, are they in that? Never mind, they can
get to that.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I was gonna say, do they stay for the party?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
I feel like they stay for the party.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Of course they do. Of course they do. It's a
full house, you know, of course they do.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Why wouldn't they, Well, everybody's I'm surprised farmer Bob isn't there?
You know that would be you might be might be
in the backyard. So we are in the living room.
It is packed full of people. Danny is swerving in

(53:57):
and out of the crowd, saying, groom was late, lost
the hall?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Have a coaster?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Did we run out of room for new sets? Like?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Why is this at the house? Why are we in
that house? The Tanners do everything at the house.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Andrea, we got married at the house because are we
lost our hall? I totally forgot that this happened, by
the way, and I was like, the same thing happened.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I can't to a wedding to save Yes, but.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Thank god they are incredible party pointers, because man, did
they just pull stup the house decorating.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
If there's one Tanners excel at, it's throwing last minute
parties with no preparation.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yesoever, oh there's food.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
You know the number of times I've been watching this
this show through this podcast and I've said, oh, we
copied that storyline and fuller idea this whole time.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Right, it's epic. Well, I think there's basically like seven
sitcom set ups. Yeah, and you just go from there, Mom,
you just keep repeating those same like seven situations in
every show across the board with slight variations, and that's
your sick on. There you go.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
It's formulaic, it's predictable. That's whatever happened in productability.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
This is what people like about it. Yep.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
So in the kitchen, Michelle has her eye on a
sugary dessert has per.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Usual right, She's like, I've been waiting.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
She reaches for the wedding cake, but DJ catches her
in the act and scolds her. Michelle throws her hands
up and says, oh just looking. DJ doesn't buy it,
so she suggests that Michelle try some of the patae
instead o toddler's favorite snack.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Did they just have pete lighting around the house, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Like who it's yeah, that was like, where's that Pete?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
But it don't feel I mean, I don't know, it's
not something that you really like. You're like, hey, let's
serve that as an appetite.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Well, and anything would have been better for a toddler
than pete, like vegetable crud, de te, some fruit, some
like anything, a cracker, but no, she gets pete. H
DJ scoops some pete onto a cracker and hands it
to Michelle. Michelle takes one bite and her face goes frozen.
Dj says how is it, and Michelle responds, excuse me,

(56:17):
I have to go spit.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I relate, Yeah, I relate to this.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Back in the living room, Danny and Joey are standing
on the banister to give their speeches as the best men.
Joey starts it off talking about how happy Becky and
Jesse are, and then he starts to tear up.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Well. He says, in a shaky voice, Danny, take it,
I'm too happy.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Danny gladly takes over and begins to divert the conversation
towards the importance of coasters.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Never changed, Danny never changed, right.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Jesse cuts him off, shouting, hey, while we're young, and
the crowd resoundingly agrees. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
They've already been waiting in the church for four hour hours.
Can't wait for Danny to make a speech, right, these
people speeches are going to take longer than the actual wedding.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Like, give these you know who these pete are, these guests,
they're blood sugar is low.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
They have a name all day like they are hungry.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Danny says, there's a lot of love in this room,
and then he raises his glass to Jesse and Rebecca,
and the rest of the guests follow suit. After the
toast is done, dj yells from her place on the stairs, Attention, everyone, attention.
She announces that it's time for the bride and grooms
first dance and calls them her uncle Jesse and new
Aunt Becky.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
The name has finally around the name.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
She is now Aunt Becky from hereforth. Then Steph jumps
in to separate the crowd so Becky and Jesse have
enough room to dance. She holds back the nearest crowd
with her arms and tells her aunt and uncle, hurry up.
I don't know how long I can hold these people.
Jesse is hold enough.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
True, very true. You were putting some muscle into that.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah. They were angry, they were angry. We were ready. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Jesse is holding a microphone and begins to tell the
crowd for our wedding song, Naturally, I wanted my favorite song,
jailhouse Rock. Becky takes the mic and explains, but I
wanted a romantic ballad.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Jesse continues, so.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
As the first of many, many, many, many many compromises.
As husband and wife, we came up with a little thing.
It goes something like this, We hope you all enjoy it.
A soft medley begins to play and Jesse sings the
words to Jailhouse Rock along to it.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
This is the compromise.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
She doesn't want jailah House Rock, so he just sings
Jailhouse Rocks like softly slower.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
This isn't a compromise. It's a compromise with Jesse.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Okay, it's a Jesse compromise, which means he kind of
just gets what he wants and like, and Becky just
goes home.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Becky, she can't fight it anymore.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
She's just like she's just going to like, at least
we don't have not forever again, you know.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
So she's just glad they're not in Graceland, you know,
like you just never know what you're gonna get with Jesse.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
So he's singing the mic, he's dancing with Becky, and
then she shouts into the mic that's sweet, but.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Let's rock and then the real melody.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
She was into it.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
She was just she was riding the high, her bridal high.
You know. She happy that they finally did it. They
finally got.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Right, not thinking at all about Dad's car that's in
the pound, not worried in the least about day to day.
You know how much fees it's racking up. Nothing, that's
tomorrow's problem.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
You know, she's not gonna worry about that.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
She's in her wedded bliss. Yes, so they danced to
the real medley of jailhouse Rock. Jesse sings the rest
of the party dances. Michelle and Howie are dancing with
each other. Joey and Danny are shaking their butts to
the music.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Which Bob and Dave used to do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I know that there is a star like they would
just do that, Like Michelle, it was when from Mo
when and then they just adopted it as their own
little funky butt dance and yes, it's just yeah, and
then it was there and now it's a core memory
for us shaking their boot their booties. Uh. The song
continues to play. We see other moments from the night

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play out. Jesse and Becky take a bite of their
wedding cake and rub frosting on each other's faces. Michelle
and Howie feed wedding cake to each other too. That is,
Michelle's us gave up any of her cake, right mine mine.
Becky does her bouquet toss and DJ catches it. She
and Kimmy are super excited about this, but Danny almost

(01:00:39):
faints at the sight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Here comes the paper boys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Regular paper boy Jesse does the garter toss and Joey
lifts Michelle into the air to catch it. She waves
it around proudly before giving Joey a little high five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Why did she have to catch?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
You know what I mean? I don't know, I don't know.
I guess, Well, because I guess. If I guess, it
makes it a little more innocent.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, let's go with that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Let's just go with that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Well, also, if Michelle didn't catch something, she had to
catch it was either the bouquet or the garter. You know,
she's got to catch something because if she doesn't, watch out,
watch out, everyone's gonna pay. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, so then the bride and groom have their send
off on Jesse's decked out motorcycle. You guys are somewhere
outside in a neighborhood that does not look like San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
No God, no, no city, somewhere random, No, you know
what we were on the back lot?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Was this warner to the warner by this point, I
think so, No, we were on Sony backlot. We were
on Sony backlot. Okay, I was gonna say, this doesn't look.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
It just yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
They were like, well, whatever, it's houses, it's night time,
it'll pay time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
It doesn't matter yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Becky is wearing her Hillary Clinton white pants suit. The
back of the motorcycle has a sign.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
That all I could think about was the grease stains,
and I was like, oh, girl, the white suit on
a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I know it had to be a motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
You know, it's I kind to be a motorcycle less.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
And it's also apparently in the days before helmet loss.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Oh, they weren't wearing helmets. Well you don't, you know,
Becky with the good hair, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
With his Well no, I think usually they'll make they
make you, like if it's if there's a law that
you have to follow specifically, then like seat belt laws
and stuff like that, like they'll make.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You TV has to follow sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, yeah, but I think I think, well some shows anyway,
but yeah, I think this was a pre helmet helmet.
It must be see and Becky out just living on
the edge, you know, living on the edge in a
white suit on a motorcycle, no helmets. It's doctor Dah
heading off to Tomato Country for a honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Oh man, Yeah, doctor Dare and missus Dare, they are
both just living on the edge. So the back of
the motorcycle has a sign that says finally married, and
there's decorations.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Finally they got they've gotten married so quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Well, if you think about it, they like they almost
got married in Tahoe in season two. There have been
a few misdirects and then this this lengthy, that's true,
forty four minute extravaganza in Tomato Country.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
They took a lot to get to this point.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
You know what, you're right, you're right. The newly weds
right off into the night while the family waves goodbye,
and that's our wedding everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Forever. Oh my god. Oh they packed a lot into
these twenty two minutes. How so much into these two episodes.
It's yeah, yeah, Larry, like I said, insane, I was,
this is it's peak full house though, it really is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
It has everything you wanted and everything you didn't want.
It is everything you wanted everything you didn't know you wanted. Yeah,
it's so packed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Compared to the last episode where I said, oh, this
is normal. You know the groom has a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Jitter, you're just saying wait, I was like, I've watched
both of them. Old that fought you're gonna because we
were stuck into in the wedding, the wedding, the wedding
set the whole time. We weren't part of all these
tomato location shoots.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
So I didn't realize it was quite this supersized because
I was bored with the guests all the other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Weddings, right, this is now, this was this was a
big full house moment. Oh, it was huge. It was huge.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
See Becky's wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, I finally did it. They tied the knot. I'm
glad they waited two seasons. I'm glad they didn't get
married in season two.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Oh yeah, it was that would have it would have
fallen apart, would have fallen apart, it would It was
too fast. It was too fast. They needed to wait
two seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yes, and they finally did it. Amazing. I love it well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I thoroughly enjoyed the ridiculousness of these two episodes. It
was very fun. It was fun to walk back to
the early nineties wedding uh era.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Oh yes, you and your tissue box cover right, dooily dress.
We have to talk about everywhere he looks before we.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I was gonna say that everywhere he looks talking about
packed rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
They were packed with everyone, really yes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
And also I randomly I paused the show when I
was watching it, and it was they It was stopped
on a frame of you in the front row with
your mom, and you're both making the exact same face.
You're both are like looking and the tilt of your

(01:05:37):
head is the same, and like your mouth everything like
and you're not even sitting next to each other.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You're like three people away, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Book ended, and it just is the same exact facial expression.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Hysterical. That's so great.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I freeze framed it and I took a screenshot and
sent it to my brothers. Yeah, but I didn't, I
didn't notice the expression.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
That's hysterical.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Yeah, because your brother was in its, right, not Darren,
who we interviewed, but my other brother justin.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
He was in it with whatever his girlfriend of the
week she was. She was there right, next to him.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
My mom was there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
I don't know why by Deep why Deep barbes my
dad don't know why he wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
But that's what Deeps usually like to, uh be in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
He loves to he loves.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
These types of opportunities. I don't know when he missed
this one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Who else? Who else? Do you see?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Bridget Cameron?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah, Bridget Ryan? And uh was it Desiree?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yes, Desiree to Gregory one of our She was like
a production person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
She was she was, didn't she? She was our phone
page on set, wasn't she for a while? That's right,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
The phone page is back in the day when not
like a page in a book, but like a page
like a person. You had a set lines and someone
had to answer it. So and it was, you know,
the days before cells and cordless phones. So there was
a little phone stand on the set and the call
would come through and somebody would have to answer it,
and then usually be her, And then you know, they'd

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go find whoever they needed to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
To, and yeah, yeah, she'd connect you to a dressing
room or whatever. It was an important position. Yes, it
was very pissant. Nobody had phones of their own. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
And Desiree was a big Disney fan too, so I
know that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Disneyland with her all the time, big big Disney file,
that's what you call them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Laurie's mom was right there, Yes, Laura Lee was there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
She's she was theresion on her face the best.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
She'd spiked the camera like three times, like she's standing
behind Laurie when they're doing I don't know what they
were doing out something out in the backyard, the cake
maybe or whatever, and you just Laurie's mom was with
the short blonde hair and whatever, right behind Laurie and
she's just like looks at the camera and then like
looks away and then.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
It's like looking at the camera. I guess it was cute.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
It was calm expression as all of us like at
the reception, She's just like, what is happening?

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
So my daughter does for a living? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
This is so? This is it. She didn't have that
look of like is this what you do? It was amazing.
You saw John's mom in one of the front Loretta
was right there in the front, Loretta with the red hair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Who else we said, Bridget Cameron? Did we say her already? Bridget.
There was Melissa in there. I didn't see Melissa in there.
Do see Melissa. I saw Desiree, saw Bridges.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Saw our family friend Mike west Moreland was in there,
just like random people from the barber life.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
It was so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
There was a redheaded woman with long, curly hair. I
don't know if she's the name Mary married that was Mary?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Was Mary's role something with the kids? Was she she
did something with the standing? Was it Nan? She think
she was my stand in? She was your stand in? Okay, yeah,
I was like she's yeah, like long kind of curly hair,
but she was like her hair, Desiree Bridget.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Like the Cameron's us, like we would go to Disneyland together.
And yeah she was the kids. Ye Mary Raker, Oh
look at you with the name recall. Yeah that's again.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Why in the randomness of that, I can remember that,
but not a regular word.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yeah, Mary Raker, Oh yeah, no I remember her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
She was there in the pews. Yeah, well I think
that's all I wrote down. Yeah, that's all it was
all I saw. That's all that's all I saw too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
I didn't see a I didn't see a sweeten in there.
Where was Janice this week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Jane, She's like, I'm on stood here every day. I
know how miserpolt's going to be. Yeah, Jana, how long
this is going to take?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Well, I told you I sent that screenshot of us
looking bored in the pews. I sent that to my brothers,
and my brother Justin replied and he's like, oh, there
was no acting there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I was really that bored.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I was. Yeah, it was just they were like, yeah,
you're there for like ten hours, just like it was
like when our kids did extra work and they were like,
I am so bored.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
You're like, yeah, yeah, that's background where you have to
have a lot of patients. Yeah, it's a thankless task
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
But it did make it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
It did make it more fun, even like the triple
wedding for Fuller, but this two, it did make it
more of like a wedding wedding almost because there was
you know, it was all family, friends and people you knew,
all people we knew.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Yeah, it makes it more of a family affair.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
I love that we did that on Fuller too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Got to stop having weddings in the backyard receptions in
the living they're going, so well, we should start running
it out, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
I mean we've got the space obviously, and and some
sort of storage unit that they keep all this stuff
in the store.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
They must have a secret storage compartment. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yeah, you saw they just sold the house, right, they
just sold the house again, Okay, for like six million
or something crazy like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I'm like, are these people that bought the house? Are
they going to be receptive to the full house fans
that drive by?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
No, I don't think anyone ever is. I don't think
anyone ever is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
And honestly, every time I've driven by it like and
stopped for you know, a few seconds or whatever, like
Brooke lives up there, he and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I'll stop and be like, oh, yeah, the house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
They've repainted it, they've done everything. They quit like the
the buses coming by. But still people know where the
address is and they go. And every time I'm there,
there's at least five or six people in the small
amount of time, yeah, that come up to the house
to take pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
So I would imagine that would get pretty old. Yeah,
I can imagine that. But when you buy a historical
home like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
That, you have to know the thing too. You're like,
that's that's what comes along.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
But you know, I'm not saying they got a painting.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Gave them a golden retriever with the purchase of the house. Yes,
you know what I mean. It's like a little incentive,
a little bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, like a little welcome home gift.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Here's your golden retriever. Yeah, here's your golden retriever. Here's yeah,
here's you know, your thing. We understand it's a lot,
but hopefully the dog makes it better.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yes, I'm telling you, they could rent out that house
as a wedding venue and people would have it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
And you could have a seven people in there in
the actual size of that house, because it's so tiny.
It's so tiny.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah, I was shocked and we went through there when
Jeff owned it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, it was tiny.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
It's very tiny.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
It's the size of a Victorian house, which would be
not very large. Yes, no, no, the the Tanner House
was not to scale for sure, but hey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Or physically possible. But that's okay. No, that's what makes
full House special and magical. That and tomatoes. Yes, Yolo Yolo,
Oh my god, we need Yolo merch with a big
tomato on a shirt the tomato. Yes, yay, there we go.
Yeah yeah, merch idea perfect merch alert.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Although I think Yolo's a little played out, well not
a little. It's very if it's tomatoes, but it has
to do with the tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
And that's the the oh's are the tomatoes?

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Yolo? But I like it anyways, Fan Buratos, Please let
us know, Please let us Yeah, they're like, please tell
us what you what?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
I believe we made it to the I can't believe
we made it to the end of the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
I feel like this is a turning point, Like I
feel like this is a significant marker in Full House lore.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
It is changes the trajectory of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
We now have Becky as part of the family permanently. Yeah,
so she's in it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
And I think coming up now is going to be
the moving out episodes. Oh yes, yes, where my pink
Bunny is given away. Oh my bitter moment. It's okay, gosh,
I can't wait for this. Yes, yeah, yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna come to the pink bunny moment.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Yes yeah, Well we've lived yours with the you know,
the Mermaid, but Onesie, so now comes mine. Dang it.
I wish I had one of our shirts, our property
of Stephanie Tanner bunny shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
I have to have one, Okay, Oh no, I don't
have one of ours, but I do have one with
a pink bunny on it, and I actually had out.
I have a pink bunny that someone gave me nineties.
Right there, You can't. I have a pink bunny that
somebody framed and gave me at nineties. Con So I
do have my own pink bunny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
It is better justice for Stephanie Tanner exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Well, thank you guys so much for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Uh. I hope that we were as unhinged as this
episode was. I think we were. It was so much
fun tame compared to this episode. Man, I'm gonna go
jump into a tomato truck after this? What is it
the show?

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
What is what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Jeff and his tomatoes?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
You were in a vat of tomatoes in Fuller House.
Jesse falls into a tomato a bed of tomatoes, Like,
what are a truck of the truck?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
It's only two incidents of tomatoes. They are a relatively
popular fruit, I think, But the tomatoes, well one they
were a tomato country I mean, you can't have them
fallen anything else. The tomato.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
The other tomatoes was because we were in the Bata
tomato juice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Because we got skunk the sum that's what it takes
to remove.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah, okay, so it's not a tomato fetish that Jeff has.
It's just it's just I don't know, but tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
It's just too you know, just two mentions of tomatoes
over the years, I think doesn't seem to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
It's not like the cold fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Yeah, you know, you make a good point. The cold
fried chicken has way more cameos than the tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Well, thank you guys for listening. We love our fan ritos.
This has been so much fun. And if you want
to find us on Instagram, you can check us out
at how Rude podcast, or you can send us an
email about your yolo merch ideas. I don't know, whatever
you guys want, just send us an email. You know,
if you know where Tomato Country is, if you live
in Tomato Country, let us know chime in. But yeah,

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You can email us at how Rude Tanner Ritos at
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Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It is how rudemerch dot com. Uh and I think
that's it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Leave us a review, give us five stars. Please leave
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Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
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like us, just like us. We're just like us on there.
Just pretend it's just pretend to pretend it's just a
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And remember the world is small, but the house is
full of tomatoes, just tomatoes. Everywhere there was tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, tomato.

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There's no other way to end this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Oh let's call this off. That's what I say. I'm
done

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Forever.

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