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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am all in.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am all in with Scott Patterson, an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Everybody Scott Patterson, I Am all in Pop Culture, Season five,
episode eight. The party's over. Emily is glad Rory told
her about Dean and that she didn't have to hear
about it on the street. I'm joined by tars Suit,
Daniel Romo, and Margaret impersonator Amy Sugarman.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I will wait, Scott Crackstaff.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Crackstaff is not happy right now. By the way, there's
blowback here.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Let me tell you something. We're gonna Crackstaff, you know,
I had to talk him off the ledge and guess
what we're gonna do an episod. So with crack Staff,
aren't we totally They're gonna come on and they're gonna
tell us. They're gonna tell us some things, okay, because
they're real and they're hard working. I haven''re gonna bring it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Maybe the crack staff answered it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So at the end, towards the end of the episode,
when Logan comes out and he's all charming and amazing
and saves her from that guy, and you hear someone
yelling Finn, and then Finn comes out and says, you
know some response, but Logan's lips aren't moving.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
The other guy that I watched four times.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Everybody needs to rewatch and try and explain this to me.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
More homework from Amy, Thank you, all right? Told her
about Dean.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You hang out on the street so often, Mom, You
and Melrose Larry Green.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Melrose Larry Green is a man who would stand on
Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles holding signs for the Howard
Stern Show. During the oj Simpson trial, the double murder trial,
he left his normal spot on Melrose Avenue and stand
outside the trial, which I think was in Santa Monica
with signs. He got arrested for starting a riot outside
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the trial. Hmm, all right, LORELEI is making a joke
because Emily most definitely is not hanging out on the
street Melrose Larry Green. How in the hell would anybody
in the audience know who Melrose Larry Green is in
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the first place. M That is the obscure pop culture
references I have ever seen.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Danielle Paris believes the Yale faculty members over fifty thinks
she's easy since we'd got out about her and Asher.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You sleep with one old guy and suddenly you're Catherine
and Zada Joan oh Man.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Catherine Zada Jones and Michael Douglass got married in two
thousand after meeting at a bar. At that time, they wedge.
She was thirty one and he was fifty six. Their
twenty five year age gap bris some eyebrows at the time. However,
they just celebrated twenty two years of marriage and have
two children together together, so they have the last laugh.
Paris was referring to herself as Katherine Zada Jones in
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this scenario because of the age difference between herself and Asher.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, I'll play look in this scenario, who would
like to play opposite me?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I will, but I was going to do the pop
culture part, but maybe I'll do both.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I could be Lauraai.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay, great Luke telling Laurlai about all the food he
is making for dinner.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
You are the perfect man.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I used to think its Kelsey Grammer, but it's it's not.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's you fine, Kelsey Grammer.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh should you try to step on my line?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I apologize. I just realized that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
She stepped on my line. Now we're gonna have to
do over all right. Finally, I'm one up in Grammar,
So I.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Love this reference, but totally also random.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Kelsey Grammar gained fame for his role as doctor Fraser
Crane on Cheers, and it's been off Fraser at nearly
twenty years. This is one of the longest running roles
played by a single live action actor in US television history. Now,
Kelsey Grammar was also in one of the X Men movies.
He's in a million things, and he was the husband
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to Camille.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
For me, she was the real housewife.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
She's a housewife. Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
It did not age well because what Kelsey Grammar on
Housewives was not a good guy.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, he is the father Grammer who's also a good actress.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Boy. Yeah, anyway, all right, moving on. Now, it's Laurela
helping set the mood. Oh no, well I'm Luke, so
I can't. Sorry, I have a line here, somebody take over.
I can read it.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Larela is helping set the mood for their date night
by pulling out candles and music.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, so I brought a little ambiance in a little
Clooney George Rosemary.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So Rosemary Clooney was a singer and actress She came
to prominence in the early nineteen fifties with the song
come on My House and which is a song that
plays in the scene, and some might recognize her from
the popular in nineteen fifty four musical White Christmas. We
all know who George Clooney is, but if not, he
was America's most eligible bachelor until Amal scooped him up
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and is known for his movies Gravity, Oceans eleven, twelve
and thirteen, Batman and Robin Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
And many many more?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And how do you even talk about George Clooney without
talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Er By Because because these are movies and he practiced,
I want to talk.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
About e r There is no George plenty about facts
of life and doctor Doug Ross on er.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hello Loujah's sister, Hello Lujah. Luke says it's time to
add the art of chokes.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke me.
That's some Little Rascals humor.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh that's me. Lauralia is referencing the nineteen fifty five
Little Rascals TV series, which was a syndicated package of
the classic nineteen twenty nine to nineteen thirty eight shorts
from the Our Gang Comedies movie series. Wa wah wa
wah remember that?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Wh wa wah Oh, I'll say the next month, Lorelai
is setting the table for their dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Have you been pilfering silverware from the diner?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's my diner.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, but it's wrong. You should have boundaries in your life.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You need to work on, you need a home life,
and the silverware is your work life.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm so telling Doctor Phil on you who's that?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Doctor Phil is the host of the daytime TV top
rated program Doctor Phil, currently in his twenty first season,
which I believe it's ending soon, right, this is the
last season.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm making that a yes, correct, it's over. It's over.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, so I guess it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It's drove by his house once in Beverly Hills and
screamed out the window, Doctor Phil. I did. I actually
did that.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
According to four Doctor Phil brings in a whopping ninety
five million dollars per year, and Larela's making a joke
because Doctor Phil often talks about the importance of sending
boundaries in your life.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Wow wow, wow.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I saw Doctor Phil sitting in front of me at
a Jonas Brothers concert at the Hollywood Bowl because his
son was on tour with him. But it was the
most random celebsiting son was on tour with the Jonas Brothers. Yeah,
he opened up for that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh who's his son? Jordan McGrath.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh cool, married to E Television's Morgan Stewart.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yep, huh wow, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
PJ. Ranting about the fight he and Liz just had.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Not just a fight, a whim, a monster of a fight.
It was like Jake Klamatta and then with that blond
chick he was married to.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, I will tell who Jake Lamada is, but Scott,
I have to give you ten out of ten on that.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That was it was it was it not horrible? Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No, it was very very good.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Big.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I was wondering.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Jake Lamatta was an American professional boxer. He was World
middleweight champion between forty nine and fifty one. He was
nicknamed the Bronx Bull or Raging Bull. So I'm wondering,
is that the movie?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That Okay, Vicky Lamara.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yep, Vicky Lamata is the blonde chick TJ is referring to.
She was Jake's second out of seven wives, and was
often subjected to brutal beatings by the boxer.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh my gosh, that took a turn.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
PJ is referring to Jake and Vickie's fighting thenes in
the eighty nineteen eighty movie Raging Bull. It was directed
by Scorsese and was a biographical drama about Jake Lamatta's wife.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Now, was it al Pacino?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
DeNiro?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
DeNiro? Pardon me? Oh god? First of all, I walked
myself into that one.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Did you hear about the big Twitter debate Who's hotter
DeNiro or before?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I take neither? Neither?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah? Somebody put on Twitter Who's hotter DeNiro or Paccino?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
And like over a quarter of a million to like
three hundred thousand people replied to the.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Poll, you mean in their prime?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, this is like two weeks ago, so.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
They want to know who people. They want to know
if if Paccino now is hotter than DeNiro now back then?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And when they.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Say in their prime, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I thought you meant was this a Twitter thing?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
And the prime which, now that I realized, that wouldn't
have made no sense because there was not correct pardon me, yes,
in their Prime and uh, I.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Just I don't I'm not. I don't care. I'd rather
you don't care would have been more fun for me.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I often spend time rejecting Twitter polls myself. I feel
very empowered by rejecting them. I just say to myself,
I don't care, and I move on. I keep scrolling.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, just say pass.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
All right, since I'm performing in this next one, I
can't read the setup. I'll read it, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I love this song.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, it's a good one. Laura. I asking Luke about
stirring the sauce.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You can't ruin it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I can. I have powers.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Once the Barefoot can Tessa was making a soup fle
and it fell. She looked out at the TV and said, Gilmour,
was that you?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
First of all?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I love Barefoot Canard? Oh she's American Cooking. Barefoot Contesta's
an American cooking show that premiered November thirtieth, two thousand
and two, on the Food Network, Hosted by a celebrity chef,
I in a Garden, and each episode features a garden
assembling dishes of varying complexity, and Lorelei is joking that
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her terrible cooking powers are so strong that she ruined
the Barefoot contestas soufle By just by watching the show.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I did during COVID do a virtual cooking class of
hers amy. Did you do that with me?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But I remember when we were doing it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I was so exciting.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
It's so fun.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I know, would you make fun shoot?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I don't even remember. I think it was for Gardner
or something, but I do have her cookbook now, and
for Thanksgiving this past year, I made her carrot cake,
and Holy Mother of Pearl, that is a good carro cake.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
She always put so much, but her too.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
God, you you bring us home on the last one.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, because I want to play Logan, Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Then I'll do Logan tells the boys to head back
to the poolhouse as he attempts to cheer Rory up
after she has just had her incident with Dean.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I've got some serious bucking up to do her.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I swiped some Scotch.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
All reenact Passion of the Christ.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'll reenact Passion of the Christ. No, w, how do
you do it? How do you do Australia, I'll reenact Passion.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Is hard you're pretty close. I'm not another shrimp. Put
another shrimp on the bar.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And we went up the road and we sold. We
sold a thing on the road, and we took it
away from the road, and we proceeded on up the hill. No,
I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I can't do it. The Passion of the Christ is
a two thousand and four American epic biblical drama film produced, directed,
and co written by Mel Gibson and starring Jim Caveazel
as Jesus of Nazareth, Maya Morgan Stern as Mary, mother
of Jesus, and Monica Balucci as Mary Magdalene. And I
will admit I also never saw this movie.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You never saw a Passion of the Christ?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
No, I know. I could spend a year watching movies.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'll tell you, I'll tell I'm gonna warn you. It's
not a comedy.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yes. Wait, did crackstaff send anything or are they on strike?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Ah? Yeah they're not. There's no, they're not cracking.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
We're gonna win them back. No, they want I know
what they want. I know what they want to think.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This is an extortion plot.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
They want credit.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
They're awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tell them, tell them me that it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Sometimes there's mystery in life and people wonder who is
the crackstaff.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Well, they're not gonna have to wander much longer because
they're coming on at the end of the season. Yeah,
going to have crackstaff on. They are going to no, no, no,
they just crackstaff. I sent them on an all expenses
paid vacation to Tahiti.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, and they're going to be fishing and snorkeling. And
all sixteen of the Crack staff are in their support
staff are in Tahiti right now, so there will be
no notes. Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
What I would appreciate is if those listening can help
me find out who said Finn.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's all I.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Asked, right.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Also, please save your letters about my crappy audience. I
had some real technical problems today and I can't take
the pain of a bunch of Instagram messages telling me
my audio sucks because I know.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know. This is the trials and tribulations of the
Premiere Global and Margaret impersonator and you, sugarman.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No one listening knows because.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
When you were running away, it was like a sixties
Life magazine photo of and in her apartment. You know,
the baby's and so Ann ran off and they snapped
a picture of her.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I've been running around trying to get computers and chords
and phones and microphones.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's very it's very sixties lighting in there. It's like fine,
it's really something. And then when you ran back it
was like the same thing.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Today's technical difficulties are brought to you.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
By Life Magazine and and Margaret Anyway. That's gonna do
it for pop culture. It's been another rollicking ride with
this teen Tarsu, Danielle Romo and Margaret herself, Amy Sugarman
all the best. We will see you next time. Remember
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