September 1, 2023 • 9 mins
Tiffany Haddish looks forward with Paris and shares her goals of opening her own grocery store, becoming a farmer, and possibly adopting a child!
Plus, find out the MAJOR tea Tiffany is looking to spill with her upcoming book series!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I am embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, we are back with another episode with my sists,
and we won't be talking about any of the projects.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Accept anything outside of movies and television.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thank you, So let's do this. You mentioned the past
that you want to make eighty films by the time
you turn fifty. What other career goals do you have
for the future.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, so here are my career goals for the future.
I will be owning multiple grocery stories across the country.
I will be a very good farmer that's very good
to my farm peoples that work with me on my
farm lands. I will own a lot of lands. I will.
(01:00):
You know what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I know what. I ain't legal in California, but I
want I want. I want like a little house, like
on a prairie. But you know, I like back in
those times in the wagon and horse times, when you
passed away, your family would bury you in the family
cemetery on your land. I want that. I want all
(01:26):
my family to be buried in I don't want them
all to die at one time or nothing like, but
I want my own family cemetery at my house, preferably
where I'm but then I don't have to pay taxes. Really, girl,
Yeah you don't know about that. No cemeteries don't pay taxes.
And then they passed this law back in like nineteen
(01:47):
hundred and twenty or something, nineteen thirty whatever, and in
certain states you can't have a family burial ground on
your land. And why is that Well, they try to
make it like health issue, but that ain't it. It's
because you won't have to pay taxes on that property.
Oh and they want to collect the property tax.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Interesting. I love that book, The Last Black Unicorn so good.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Thank you, thank you, y'ahll I pull it all out
in that much. But what about Layla The Last Black Unicorn?
Have you read this one? No? Laila the Last Black
Unicorn is a children's book that is based off of
It's about a black unicorn and the black unicorn is me,
and it's based off my experience of like going to
school and not really wanting to go to school, but
(02:35):
then like finding out that me being different is okay.
It's okay to be different, Like you know, they make it.
They make kids feel so weird. My kids make each
other feel well and not thinking it's an adult thing
like somebody's parents taught them that whatever. I don't know,
but if you're different, that's okay to be different. There's
something special about you being different. I used to always
(02:56):
try to figure out how could I fit in? But
can I do to fit in? Like I don't have
those kind of shoes? Y'all make those shoes, which made
me very creative. I mean, you should have seen my
makeshift nikes. I like drew my own swish on it,
and you should have seen the stick figure that that
was like trying to make a dug. It's so stupid.
But I used to make my own cross colors, like
try to make my own like you know, Fu boo
(03:17):
and all this stuff that was like hot back in
the nineties, remember that. I love like I used to
try to make my own version of those things, and
it was you know, and kids would make fun of me.
But then cut to we have to do some art projects,
some craft thing, and I know how to do that
because I've been making up the fake shoes and the
fake clothes and the fake whatever that I knew how
to do it. So then we got an agg you know,
and then Tiffany's so cool, so it's like just because
(03:40):
you're different or you know, you have some unique skill,
don't shy away from that, actually lean into it. And
I'm coming out with a whole series of Leilah the
Last Black Unicorn, like you know it. She deals with
all these different, you know, experiences that you deal with
as a as a young person trying to naked in
(04:00):
school and be cool. And it's like, hey, you know,
I got to worry about being cool. If you just
be yourself, you'll automatically be cool. Like I was probably
the weirdest kid in school, but I was also the
most popular and most protected after a while, after I
did a few cool things that's so cute, like mascot
and this stuff. But my next book, I'm dropping another
book at the at the beginning, at the top of
(04:22):
next year called Tiffany Hattish. I curse you with joy
because people always start putting curses on people like oh, damn, well,
this person she require bent you, or this you're a
horrible person. Whatever, And it's like, that's a curse that
you're putting on somebody. Why don't you ever put out
some positivity and whatever you say, you know, whatever you say,
it's going to come back to you. It goes out,
(04:42):
it's going to come back, so watch your mouth. So
I'm just talking about like all my experiences since I
wrote the last book, in like how I've been able
to handle and deal with some of the stuff. And
I've been and I'm spilling some tea in there too.
It's some tea in there. It's delicious. That's books.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm so happy that you met my son Phoenix today.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes, he's so cute. And I thought he was much
older than what he is. He's gonna be tall. Yeah,
he's so tall. Oh my goodness. Get him ready for basketball, girl,
Carter saying, yeah, get him ready for the basketball. He's
gonna be ready. He has such a good personality, so sweet.
He's like smiling, but then he's like, well, let me investigate.
(05:27):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm so obsessed. He's a Capricorn.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He's gonna keep a lot of secrets. You know, really
capricorns keep secrets. Oh no, secret keepers? Yeah, I watch them.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I want a little moss boys.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, he's gonna be loyal. He's gonna be very loyal.
He's definitely gonna be a mama's boy. But you really
want a mama's boy. Do you want like a little
man that's gonna help you and protect.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You both good both sides.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You don't have it, And so it is, what do
you do?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You ever want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've been pregnant so many times. I don't know. I
don't know if it's for me. I think I'm gonna
end up adopting. And I was thinking about adopting like
a sixteen or seventeen year old, so then that could
just you know, give them life skills and help them
get through college and then maybe they can run my companies.
What it might be too much, I don't know. I
(06:20):
don't know, But I don't want to adopt a baby.
Like everybody's like, oh, you should just get a baby,
get a baby. But I don't want a baby because
I remember being in the system and wondering why I
didn't know, why didn't nobody want me. So I want
to get somebody that knows that I wanted them, and
then I want the best for them, not that I'm
trying to like make money off of them or or like, oh,
(06:40):
you don't really love men, like because they don't realize
what you went through to get them. Like he's somebody
who's like, my life was kind of messed up and
I came into Tiffany's life. Tiff became into my life
and just made it like everything got better. Some things
got bad, some things good. It's not all going to
be great, but it's gonna be an opportunity for them
to grow. I want, That's what I think I want.
(07:01):
I don't know what I want. I just want whatever
God gives me. That's all I really really want, whatever
God gives me.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
When you deserve the world, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know, girl, I don't know what. I don't
know if I deserve the world. I don't know if
I can the world. The world is a lot. I
could just help you. I just help you, upset, I
don't know. I raised so many kids already too. It's
so many kids that call me mom. It's a lot.
(07:31):
One of them is thirty, and I hate that they
call me that. I'm like, do not call me that
you are thirty, like, you are taller than me, you
look older than me some days. No, don't call me that. Like,
but they're doing so good in life and may that
I'm so proud of all of them. I feel like
already then they didn't come out of my body. But
I'm so proud of all of them. They're doing so good.
(07:54):
Nobody in prison or nothing. They doing so good that
I don't know, Like, I don't know if I ever
see another little Tiffany Hattish, but definitely I got kids,
just not out of my body.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You're amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I heard the cloning, so I could definitely I
could spit in the tube and they could make it
little me.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I guess, yes, I wish I had a couple of
clones of me too.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I know, I believe we could get all the money together.
We could work as a unit. Maybe that will be
the future for me. Tiffany Hattish clones and I get
one that's like nineteen in the thirty year old version
of me and just put them to work. That would
(08:46):
be fun. I don't I would even get the teenage
version of me. I think all versions in all my years,
I was a little bit of a headache at twenty though.
I ain't gonna lie I was really reckless at twenty
twenty two, twenty three, we all were yeah, and that
so I was like twenty five, did I would like
start having like common sense? But all before then it
was reckless times. We live and learn that part, but
(09:11):
you gotta live. Yeah, if you don't learn.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Definitely have had lived life for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
To the full list.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah okay, well this was so much fun. I can't
wait to do it again.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And I love you. I love you too.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes, thanks for listening to im Paris.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't forget to follow us on Instagram at I Am
Paris Podcast, Email us at Paris at iHeartRadio dot com,
be hot and subscribe now loves it
I am embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right, we are back with another episode with my sists,
and we won't be talking about any of the projects.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Accept anything outside of movies and television.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thank you, So let's do this. You mentioned the past
that you want to make eighty films by the time
you turn fifty. What other career goals do you have
for the future.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, so here are my career goals for the future.
I will be owning multiple grocery stories across the country.
I will be a very good farmer that's very good
to my farm peoples that work with me on my
farm lands. I will own a lot of lands. I will.
(01:00):
You know what I want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I know what. I ain't legal in California, but I
want I want. I want like a little house, like
on a prairie. But you know, I like back in
those times in the wagon and horse times, when you
passed away, your family would bury you in the family
cemetery on your land. I want that. I want all
(01:26):
my family to be buried in I don't want them
all to die at one time or nothing like, but
I want my own family cemetery at my house, preferably
where I'm but then I don't have to pay taxes. Really, girl,
Yeah you don't know about that. No cemeteries don't pay taxes.
And then they passed this law back in like nineteen
(01:47):
hundred and twenty or something, nineteen thirty whatever, and in
certain states you can't have a family burial ground on
your land. And why is that Well, they try to
make it like health issue, but that ain't it. It's
because you won't have to pay taxes on that property.
Oh and they want to collect the property tax.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Interesting. I love that book, The Last Black Unicorn so good.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Thank you, thank you, y'ahll I pull it all out
in that much. But what about Layla The Last Black Unicorn?
Have you read this one? No? Laila the Last Black
Unicorn is a children's book that is based off of
It's about a black unicorn and the black unicorn is me,
and it's based off my experience of like going to
school and not really wanting to go to school, but
(02:35):
then like finding out that me being different is okay.
It's okay to be different, Like you know, they make it.
They make kids feel so weird. My kids make each
other feel well and not thinking it's an adult thing
like somebody's parents taught them that whatever. I don't know,
but if you're different, that's okay to be different. There's
something special about you being different. I used to always
(02:56):
try to figure out how could I fit in? But
can I do to fit in? Like I don't have
those kind of shoes? Y'all make those shoes, which made
me very creative. I mean, you should have seen my
makeshift nikes. I like drew my own swish on it,
and you should have seen the stick figure that that
was like trying to make a dug. It's so stupid.
But I used to make my own cross colors, like
try to make my own like you know, Fu boo
(03:17):
and all this stuff that was like hot back in
the nineties, remember that. I love like I used to
try to make my own version of those things, and
it was you know, and kids would make fun of me.
But then cut to we have to do some art projects,
some craft thing, and I know how to do that
because I've been making up the fake shoes and the
fake clothes and the fake whatever that I knew how
to do it. So then we got an agg you know,
and then Tiffany's so cool, so it's like just because
(03:40):
you're different or you know, you have some unique skill,
don't shy away from that, actually lean into it. And
I'm coming out with a whole series of Leilah the
Last Black Unicorn, like you know it. She deals with
all these different, you know, experiences that you deal with
as a as a young person trying to naked in
(04:00):
school and be cool. And it's like, hey, you know,
I got to worry about being cool. If you just
be yourself, you'll automatically be cool. Like I was probably
the weirdest kid in school, but I was also the
most popular and most protected after a while, after I
did a few cool things that's so cute, like mascot
and this stuff. But my next book, I'm dropping another
book at the at the beginning, at the top of
(04:22):
next year called Tiffany Hattish. I curse you with joy
because people always start putting curses on people like oh, damn, well,
this person she require bent you, or this you're a
horrible person. Whatever, And it's like, that's a curse that
you're putting on somebody. Why don't you ever put out
some positivity and whatever you say, you know, whatever you say,
it's going to come back to you. It goes out,
(04:42):
it's going to come back, so watch your mouth. So
I'm just talking about like all my experiences since I
wrote the last book, in like how I've been able
to handle and deal with some of the stuff. And
I've been and I'm spilling some tea in there too.
It's some tea in there. It's delicious. That's books.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm so happy that you met my son Phoenix today.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes, he's so cute. And I thought he was much
older than what he is. He's gonna be tall. Yeah,
he's so tall. Oh my goodness. Get him ready for basketball, girl,
Carter saying, yeah, get him ready for the basketball. He's
gonna be ready. He has such a good personality, so sweet.
He's like smiling, but then he's like, well, let me investigate.
(05:27):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm so obsessed. He's a Capricorn.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He's gonna keep a lot of secrets. You know, really
capricorns keep secrets. Oh no, secret keepers? Yeah, I watch them.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I want a little moss boys.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, he's gonna be loyal. He's gonna be very loyal.
He's definitely gonna be a mama's boy. But you really
want a mama's boy. Do you want like a little
man that's gonna help you and protect.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You both good both sides.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You don't have it, And so it is, what do
you do?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You ever want to have kids?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I've been pregnant so many times. I don't know. I
don't know if it's for me. I think I'm gonna
end up adopting. And I was thinking about adopting like
a sixteen or seventeen year old, so then that could
just you know, give them life skills and help them
get through college and then maybe they can run my companies.
What it might be too much, I don't know. I
(06:20):
don't know, But I don't want to adopt a baby.
Like everybody's like, oh, you should just get a baby,
get a baby. But I don't want a baby because
I remember being in the system and wondering why I
didn't know, why didn't nobody want me. So I want
to get somebody that knows that I wanted them, and
then I want the best for them, not that I'm
trying to like make money off of them or or like, oh,
(06:40):
you don't really love men, like because they don't realize
what you went through to get them. Like he's somebody
who's like, my life was kind of messed up and
I came into Tiffany's life. Tiff became into my life
and just made it like everything got better. Some things
got bad, some things good. It's not all going to
be great, but it's gonna be an opportunity for them
to grow. I want, That's what I think I want.
(07:01):
I don't know what I want. I just want whatever
God gives me. That's all I really really want, whatever
God gives me.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
When you deserve the world, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know, girl, I don't know what. I don't
know if I deserve the world. I don't know if
I can the world. The world is a lot. I
could just help you. I just help you, upset, I
don't know. I raised so many kids already too. It's
so many kids that call me mom. It's a lot.
(07:31):
One of them is thirty, and I hate that they
call me that. I'm like, do not call me that
you are thirty, like, you are taller than me, you
look older than me some days. No, don't call me that. Like,
but they're doing so good in life and may that
I'm so proud of all of them. I feel like
already then they didn't come out of my body. But
I'm so proud of all of them. They're doing so good.
(07:54):
Nobody in prison or nothing. They doing so good that
I don't know, Like, I don't know if I ever
see another little Tiffany Hattish, but definitely I got kids,
just not out of my body.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You're amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But I heard the cloning, so I could definitely I
could spit in the tube and they could make it
little me.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I guess, yes, I wish I had a couple of
clones of me too.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I know, I believe we could get all the money together.
We could work as a unit. Maybe that will be
the future for me. Tiffany Hattish clones and I get
one that's like nineteen in the thirty year old version
of me and just put them to work. That would
(08:46):
be fun. I don't I would even get the teenage
version of me. I think all versions in all my years,
I was a little bit of a headache at twenty though.
I ain't gonna lie I was really reckless at twenty
twenty two, twenty three, we all were yeah, and that
so I was like twenty five, did I would like
start having like common sense? But all before then it
was reckless times. We live and learn that part, but
(09:11):
you gotta live. Yeah, if you don't learn.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Definitely have had lived life for sure.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
To the full list.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah okay, well this was so much fun. I can't
wait to do it again.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And I love you. I love you too.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yes, thanks for listening to im Paris.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't forget to follow us on Instagram at I Am
Paris Podcast, Email us at Paris at iHeartRadio dot com,
be hot and subscribe now loves it
Host
Paris Hilton
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