This is… Iggy Azalea

Paris is joined by her good friend, who happens to be, the Award Winning, Platinum Selling Artist... Iggy Azalea.
 
The two pals are chatting about mom stuff, being single and loving it, and touring with Pitbull.
 
Is she open to dating?  Paris finds out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pretty This is Paris. Hey everyone, we are back with
another episode of This is Paris. Hey and Tire. How
are you. I'm good, Paris. Yeah, it's been a little while.

(00:21):
I think it's been like two weeks, almost almost a
month or something since we've talked to everybody. So what
have you been up to? Oh? My god, Like, what
have I not been up to? Um? This past month?
It's pretty insane. It's been every day NonStop and traveling
when working. I was shooting a commercial to two in

(00:43):
the morning last night. Um, It's been what has been
a really fun month, like filled with a lot of work,
but just a lot of things that I'm really excited about.
I just actually I'm texting with Charlotte right now, my
chief of staff, to find out my schedule the past
month because I literally been to so many places that

(01:04):
I don't even remember. That's um, that's a very Paris
issue to have. Not knowing where you've been for the
past four weeks is so funny. Mm hmm, yeah, that's great.
I I'm excited to hear that list. Um, what's been
your highlight? Is there something that comes to mind? Is

(01:26):
like that was the most fun? Carter just bought me
the new Gucci or A ring because I have literally,
like I've probably had like twenty of them because I
keep losing them because I take them off because they're
cute sometimes if you're like going for like a sporty look.
But if I go to an event and I have
like my wedding ring on and then on the other hand,

(01:47):
like this big black, thick ring, it just looks kind
of crazy. But this Gucci one is so sick. It's
like gold and it has like the emblem. And I've
been looking at my score and it's been so brutal
the past two days, like hold on, let me see.
But I love like gamifying sleep. My sleep doctor taught

(02:08):
me that. Okay, so today I'm a fifty nine out
of yeah, out of a hundred. Looks like, yes, my
Gucci Orra ring looks like you haven't gotten enough sleep
for your needs lately. To regain your sleep balanced, step
back and think about routines that will help you sleep
in the past. Is there something you could do differently tonight?
It's like no, dude, Like I don't have a normal life,

(02:31):
Like my schedule is like I do so many things,
you know what I mean? Like I'm a businesswoman, I'm
on a company, then I'm Deejaying and Abisa. Then I'm
going to Washington, d C. For my activism. So it's
like I have to wear so many hats and them
so many different things, which I love, but it is
a lot. I wish there was a setting on the

(02:53):
Gucci Orra ring where you can like just let it
know yes or no, are you Paris Hilton? That way
the ring would know and would stop saying silly things
like get more sleep. You know. Yeah, it's like this.
Whoever is wearing this ring is definitely not human. It
has to be an alien or something. I would love
it if you were able to tell the ring. By
the way, this is paras sults in the ring just goes,

(03:14):
oh my, I'm on Paris Hilton's finger right now. Pretty exciting,
fun life to be Yeah, it's pretty sliving. If you
could be parents, this is the most random question we've
ever asked on this show. But if you could be
a ring on somebody else's hand, you can just watch
them for like a day and see what they do
and know there and I guess no, their sleep schedule

(03:36):
and their heart rate. Um, whose whose finger. Would you
like to be a ring on mine? Because it's just
so it's so much fun. I don't know. I just
feel like I love my life so much. I feels
so lucky and so blast I get to do so
many things that I love and it's so exciting. So

(03:56):
if I had to be someone's Gucci or a ring,
I think it would myself or maybe like the Dolly
Llama so I could relax and like these n that's
those are good answers. You know, I'm very all or nothing.
It's like either just totally relaxed or just keep going.

(04:17):
It's living. I think you're sliving as well as anybody
physically could, so yeah, I think those are good options.
Have you been sliving lately? I have been sliving actually, yeah,
thank you so much for asking. Recently, UM, I my

(04:39):
brother adopted another dog, which is uh. Now we've got
two dogs in our in our family, and the dog
is scared of everything at the moment, so we're slowly
trying to introduce it to um being pet and being
loved and uh, it's fun. It's I think, UM pets
are you know, fantastic at making you happy, but also

(05:02):
you know, you give a lot of life to them too,
So hopefully this dog enjoys its new life. What's the
dog's name? Well, my brother named him Higgins because the
dog looks really smart. Higgins. I love that. Yeah, but
we call him a Higgy fart dust for short. Oh man,
he had like this elegant name and then he just
ruined it with fart dust. What it's a play on

(05:27):
Ziggy star dust. Um, but it's I guess you're right,
it doesn't. This is what happens when two boys get
naming rights. This is why you know I will not
be allowed to name my children. If you named your
kid that, I would be very worried about you. The
good news is it would be a middle name, you know,
so he doesn't have to put it on scantrons and stuff.

(05:49):
So chic. Yeah, well so that's that's what my life.
But we're all sliving. I hope everybody listening has been sliving, because, uh,
we have an incredible episode today, Yes we do. Coming
on the show. Speaking of Iggy or speaking of Higgy,
we have Iggy Azalea, who I'm a huge fan of

(06:12):
and I almost met once at your birthday party Paris,
but I was too nervous, so this will be like
a little my second. Cha. You didn't even talk to
her at the party. I thought, no, she's Eggy Azalea.
She was standing next to some guy who looked like
he could murder me with just with one sneeze, Like
he'd sneeze and my heart, my body would explode. He
was a big guy. That was your best friend, Iggy,

(06:34):
who's like our hairdresser, who's the sweetest guy in the world,
who was there with his boyfriend. So you literally were
scared for no reason. She was there single. Damn. You
should have asked me like not after the party. Should
have said during the party, Hello, are your years in?
My relationship was still new at that point. I didn't

(06:56):
want you to ask you to set me up with
Iggy Azalea, So, I you know, nowadays it's i'd be
a little bit more comfortable with that move, but I
I guess there is. Well, we'll talk to her about
everything and see how how she's been doing. But um, yeah,
I sucked up. I made a booboo. My bad Paris Well,

(07:16):
the wedding, yeah, the next birthday, Yes, are you gonna
say anything about it right now? Yeah? I'll bring it
up to her and say that you were scared to
go up. I don't know if we need to say
that it was scared Paris. I think we can just
say and maybe I had to leave earlier or something.
I don't want to throw myself under the bus like that. Hey, Hunter,

(07:40):
here was kind of a being a little bit uh
at my birthday. Maybe you remember he was the guy
crying in the corner. Oh my god, I love it. Um, Okay,
I won't. I won't do that. We could bring it up.
I don't care she I'm sure she's used to the fact.
Kind of want to ask her if that's like, if

(08:02):
that's something that she has to deal with. Um. But
I guess she's here right now. So everybody, uh, please
welcome Iggy Azalea. Hey, how's it going great? How are
you good? I'm good? Up, he asked me too. Hi.

(08:25):
How long have you? I'm Hunter, nice to meet you.
How long have you in Paris known each other? Um?
I feel like we've known each other well for years.
But I'm like, what year? Maybe like two thousand and sixteen.
I want to say it ste yeah, a while some
years some years, Yeah, like that we met. Do you

(08:50):
remember how you guys met mm hmmm, No, I actually
don't how did I meet you? But I don't know.
I'm trying to remember because we are always it's somebody.
It could be an award show, it could have been
a party and event like a club, like I don't know.
I don't know. I really don't know. I just remember
suddenly we were I was at your house. I don't know. Yeah,

(09:16):
I don't know. It's probably one of my house parties.
I'm trying to party. But I'm like, how would I
have gotten to the house party I went? And I
were just talking about this. He was like, so what
have you been up to him? Like, I literally I
don't even remember what I did last week. I've been
doing so many things like I It's like, yeah, my
brain only has ruth like certain information. Same. I think

(09:43):
people people talk about like a good party where you
don't know how you left the party. But your guys
parties are so good paris that people don't know how
they got to. I don't know. I just was there,
I hit there, I go. I'm not sure. My life
is a hot mess. I really don't know. I miss you.
I always have so much fun every time I'm with you.

(10:05):
I know I've been so you've been busy too. Actually
I've been running around too. That's been insane. Everything's crazy
at the moment in my life. I know. You guys
saw each other at Paris's birthday one or two years ago. Uh,
have you seen each other since then? Have you guys
crossed paths or is it still everything? Yeah, I saw

(10:26):
you maybe like a cold time flies. Maybe that was
a year ago now, so I know I saw you
last year because I was at your There was euros
and they were delicious and they had sparkles on them. Yes,
the house the last time I saw you, and it
was beautiful. That was so much fun. What was that
that was during that was it was like a small,

(10:47):
smaller dinner thing. COVID was happening, Yes, and we had
like the testing at the door for everyone and it
was like a very small birthday. Yeah, that was but
the food was still hit him. You don't understand. Whenever
I go to Paris to the parties, secretly I wait
outside your kitchen for the order of people to come out,
and then I anyone else because I love it. It's

(11:10):
so delicious. Oh god, Well, I pick out the menus.
I'm happy that you like it. Like the little baby
cheeseburgers and like the little baby bugs. Food is more
tasty than regular size food. Oh I love little kid
like bite sized food. It's just so good. That's why
I love having a kid now, because I can eat
kids food and it doesn't seem weird. My covey is

(11:30):
so beautiful. I was literally like crying seeing the video
that you posted last night. Why he's obsessed with buzz,
Why You're it's crazy? He like wants to be him
so bad. But the only bad thing is he won't
take off like your stuff, So I had to buy
so much different buzz like your Paris. I can convince
him to change because he was just in his pajamas

(11:54):
for like two days straight. He wouldn't take them off.
And I live in Miami, Nails. It's like a hundred
of grees. I was like, baby says long sleeve, Like
it's not making any sense. Oh my god, I've got
like buzz t shirts and stuff now, so he'll like
negotiate with me, let me change him a bit. But
he wants to be light Year. He's very interesting. That
was me when I was little. I would wear this

(12:16):
little mermaid costume in this red wig and ended up
getting so ratty because I wouldn't like brush it all
the way and I was like five, My mom is like,
please just like take off the mermaid tail. Oh my god.
I was like that with um Sailor Moon because she
had white gloves that were really long, and I just
wanted to have an excuse to her, like white evening gloves,

(12:37):
and so I would find any way that I could
get some white gloves so I could be Sailor Moon.
I loved her her mother. Oh, I still dress up
as her. She's like one of my idols. She's an icon.
She's like I have seen Paris dressed up for events
and I go, that's Sailor Moon. That is like for
your raves and stuff and you change. Totally great character.

(13:00):
She's such an inspiration. She's like so web three like
metaverse vibes, very metaverse. She's very ahead of her time obsessed. Yes, um,
so how is it being a mom? Like I'm so excited.
I can't wait for that. Like, I really I'm better
for you to be a mom because I think you'll
have so much fun with it. I love being a mom.

(13:21):
It's the best. It's the only thing that I I think.
It's hard. It's like the constant guilt of never feeling
like you spend enough time with your child, even though
I know logically that I'm with him for like at
least six of every day basically, but I still feel
like when I even stepped away to like have a shower,
I'm like this, this is okay. I don't know have

(13:44):
this logical guilt about stuff. And it's so funny because
I would always see like reality shows or stuff like
that when mom's go and drop their kids off to
school for the first day and they cry, and I'd
be like, so fucking dumb, You're gonna see your kid
in like four hours. What are you talking about? And
now I'm like, I'm low key that person. But I
don't give into it because I want him to be independent,
so I don't want to like smother him, but I

(14:07):
secretly do like want to cry whenever I leave him
for even just one day. I don't leave him for
more than for more than two nights in a row.
That's the most. That's only if I'm like overseas doing
a show or something. Even my tour last year I
thought that I would, um, you know, do like one
week on one week off with my son, and I
took him. The first week was like on and we

(14:28):
were on the two of us together, and then when
it went time for him to like leave, I was like, no,
he can't leave. I just leave him. There's just no,
There's just no way. That's the only hard thing about
it is that it's just like the overwhelming guilt of
you wanting to never be separated from them. But other
than that, I absolutely love it. Like he's just so hilarious.

(14:49):
Kids are so funny and kid food is amazing. I
eat so many more chicken nuggets now, I love it. Yes,
Oh my god, I can't wait. I'm like, how are
you guys complaining that all your kid akes is chicken nuggets.
I'm sucking living for this. I've been waiting for an
excuse totorily chicken nuggets, Like, great, this is past. When

(15:15):
your kid goes on tour with you, how does that change?
Like all right, child child tour versus no child tour,
What does it look like when the concert's done? Honestly,
it's kind of the same thing. Because I've never really
been somebody that goes out or parties after I'm done
with my show, because otherwise I just send up sick

(15:36):
and I lose my voice. So I've always been a
little bit boring in that way. But what I will
say is that I get a lot less fucking sleep.
It's definitely a lot more exhausting with a child, because
because I didn't go out on party like that before,
I would always be so well rested on tour. Actually,
I'll get on my bus and would drive to the
next city at night, and I'd be asleep the whole time.

(15:57):
I wake up, but you know, eleven am at the
venue and then we do sound check. We just do
the whole I was so well rested. Now I sleep
with my son. He sleeps in the crib next to
my bed in the back of the bus um and
so it's hard because he will wake up at like
five o'clock in the morning, and the bus doesn't depart

(16:19):
until one o'clock in the morning, So that means I
usually only sleep like three or four hours when I'm
on tour every night, and then I'm kind of up
with like a crazy, rambunctious two year old that's bouncing
off the walls of a moving bus, which is always interesting.
Oh it's interesting. But once we get to the venue
and like the daytime with a kid on tour, it's

(16:39):
pretty cool because there's so much like space in the
arenas or in the Amphi theaters. For I have like
so many like electric motorcycles and like scooters and stuff
like that under the bus, so we take them all
out when we get to each stop, and he like
rides his little electric motorcycle around the arena and waves
that everyone and stuff, and it's really cute. He like

(17:04):
loves eating all the turos and they'll have like dip
and dots like popcorn and stuff like that, and you
know they're like getting it ready for the audience. So
like he's so cute. He just gets whatever he wants.
He just gets so spoiled and every stuff, and he
has his own little private dance party when me and
people do our sound check every day, so that takes
like a that's like an hour in itself of sound checking.

(17:26):
And like the guys in the band are also nicely
let him come on stage. They like let him play
on with the drums and stuff. So he kind of
like I think he has a pretty good tour life.
I'm fucking exhausted as funk on it, but I would
rather him be there than not, because if he wasn't there,
I'd just be so depressed and I'd be so sad.
There's just no way that I could not have him there.

(17:47):
This year will be interesting, though, because now he's going
to be too and half and he's too big to
go in a crib, so we have to like teach
him to sleep in the bottom bunk, the bunk that's
on the floor, or and I don't know how the
funk that's going to go, because he's always been in
a crib. So I'm like, are you gonna like get
out and start I don't know. I don't know what

(18:08):
he's gonna do any weird. We'll see. Maybe he'll end
up in bed with me. I don't know, but I'm
curious to see how how that goes. This year. It
will be different, for sure. I'm just jealous that he
has an uncle pit Bull that to me pit Bull, Yes, Yeah,
he's definitely. He's like got lots of soccer skills because everybody,

(18:28):
like when we park the tour buses every day, we
all play soccer in the middle of the buses, and
he really thinks that he can play soccer because he'll
run in the middle of all the grownups playing and
they like let him kick the ball and stuff. And
he's got pretty good footwork skills from that. Like he's
he's on it. He's on it. Good for him. Yeah,
he's kind of I think he's like the mask on

(18:49):
of the tour low key, because I think he makes
everyone happy and brigins everyone's day. And he's got the
dances onto his thumb. Man, he's like got them all
onto his thumb. He's going to be kid. Yeah, I
want to say it has many dances and I have four,
so between all of those women, like he just has
them so around his finger, Like he comes to their
room and steals all their snacks, gets all their cuddles

(19:11):
and stuff, and like he gets whatever he wants from
the dancers. Oh my god, Wow, Yes, dream Life. Let
me know if you want to adopt any other kids,
because I'll be adopted. I'm good at soccer. And he's
so funny with girls, like he loves playing with like
you know, he likes he likes boys too, but he

(19:31):
always acts more shy around the boys at first like
when he sees girls, he like he kind of is
like sort of like smooth with them, Like he wants
to give girls cuddles straight away. He wants to hold
their hand and take them into other rooms, like come on,
let's go an adventure. Like he won't do that with
the guys straight like he takes a little longer to
warm up two guys. But I think because he's just

(19:52):
like got girls spoil him so much. I think he
just sees them as like the way to you know
what I mean, Like, Oh, it's a girl, Like she's
gonna get me food, she's gonna gave a twice, gonna
be whatever I want. Come on, come on, girl, let's go.
Like it's so funny. That's cute. Around his film and
around his finger. I imagine him like bringing the dancers
onto the tour bus and going, yeah, crib, I'm gonna

(20:14):
update it pretty soon, going to be sleeping on the floor, bunk.
I just don't know how it's going to go. And
I'm a little freak job by, but we shall say.
He'll be fine. He's going to nail it. He's a
he's your child. He'll be great. He'll be Yeah, he's
been professional. Now this isn't his first tour, it's a second, sir. Yeah,
he's a pro by now he's super pro. He I

(20:39):
can't wait to see the tour. I love people. You
guys are gonna be amazing together. Honestly, last year I
was so surprised. I thought that it would be a
slightly older audience than what it was. Not that I
thought it would be like old people or anything. I
just thought it'd be people more like in their like
mid twenties to maybe like late thirties, just because you know,

(21:00):
like pit Bulls a little bit older. I'm in my
early thirties, so I just thought our fan bases would
be a bit older. But when we got on stage
every night, I was like, holy crap, it's just so
many um like teenagers and college kids, which really shocked me.
But it was I was like, it's a good surprise
to have because they were all drunk as fuck. Everyone
was wasted as shit by the time I even got

(21:23):
on stage, and a lot of people have ball caps.
There's so many girls that are like drunk and dresses
pit bull. I was like, what the fuck is going on?
But it was so fun. I think it's cool, Like
whenever you see girls like go out to have a
good time and do something kind of like silly like that,
and not I'm like, Okay, these bitches came to get

(21:43):
drunk and like have a good time. You're not like
too worried about how you look and ship you're in
a ball cap with a fucking mustach drawn on your
face and Aviator learns like turn the funk up. But
there's so you'll see like every night in the crowd,
I'll probably see easily ten people, and they're always orlds
dressed as pit bull, just drunk out of their minds.
They're always the ones I look to to like get

(22:05):
the energy because they're just they have so much fun.
But exact that is not what I expected to see.
But it's been really cool. I'm excited for this year
as well, because I'm doing a little bit of a
different show compared to last year. Like I changed my
set around a bit now that I know what the
audience kind of like is. I switched some of the
songs out and stuff, and I have new costumes and

(22:28):
just like little upgrades to stuff. So I feel like
it's going to be like last year was so fun
that I think this is going to be like even
another level of fun and even better. It's amazing. When
is the show coming to LA Honestly, I don't even know.
On my skin, I think it's sometime in Ogust. I

(22:50):
want to know September. I'm here. I start at the
end of July and we go do we do like
all the East coast tri states off and then we
got up to Canada and then we go back through
like Middle America. It's a lot of dates though there's
a lot. I think it's like fifty dates on that
whole entire tour, So I don't I don't know what.

(23:13):
I'll look into it and everyone listening look into it
in your city too, so you guys can go. It's
just like you have no idea how many hits pit
Bull has until you're really sad. It's crazy. Like I
was like, oh, I think I know probably like three
pit Bull songs that are big hits, and then once
I heard his step for the first time, I was like,

(23:35):
holy shit, he has like ten hits, sucking hit all
songs that I'd be like, I didn't even know this
was a pit Bull song. I just didn't really ever
like think about it. Yeah, it's like you can pretty
much like get drunk and belligerently scream almost every fucking
song on that tour and you don't even have to

(23:56):
like know his music like and be a super fan
to know all the songs. That's what I like about
it so much. It's just like drunk drunk party ship.
It's really fun though. Okay, we just got word that
it's September at the Hollywood Bowl, So Paris and I
are going to get our bald caps. You absolutely have
to that, Paris. That would be so funny if you

(24:22):
went to the concerts pit Bull, like you could also
do it, like get your makeup people to like really
make you look like pit Bull, so when you take
off the glasses, you've got like all of his face.
It would be so I'm dressing his iggy. You are
dressing dress is me? I'm like, why is no one
ever me that? People? I'm like, I thought that you

(24:42):
would want to dress this like the hot girl more
than the fucking ball guy. But no, it's a bold
guy like all love of guys. Like. It's funny too,
because you know, people get drunk and they get so
sweaty and there's so many people in the crowd like
that would be easily like between probably like twelve to
some on the high end, like twenty people in those shows.

(25:03):
And you know, the outside, so it's hot, people are
sweating and then drunk, and those mustaches are definitely melting
off the girl's face like there's zero I'm looking at
a photo of someone doing it right, all it's all that,
That's exactly. It is so good. It's so fund people.

(25:27):
I want to wear the ball cap. I'm dressing as
you Hunters, dressing as Okay, Iggy. We will really, we
will really come to the September as long as Paris's
schedule permits dressed as as you and pit Bull. If
you can guarantee us a photo with you and Pitbull people,
I can definitely wring a photo from Okay, the four

(25:51):
of us would be hysterically is like he last year,
he was still using a BlackBerry. He's like stuck in
two thousands and six. People's funny guy. I'm saying, I
want to say this in the nicest way possible, but
Pitfull to me is like the guy fiery of the
music world. Like everybody loves him. He's like a bigger
hit than you even realize. Then you'll go to States

(26:12):
and be like, oh my god, you are everyone's favorite
person and people wear your haircut. He's well, it's true.
He's super sweet. I thought it was funny because he
was sending stungs back and forth and he kept like
not lair dropping them to me, and I was like,
what's going on? And then I realized that he still
uses a BlackBerry, and I was like, man, I kind
of love the dedication to the early two thousand's because

(26:32):
I'm really into the early two thousand's. Obviously, it's like
it's one of the best moments in pop culture. I
love that he still has his BlackBerry and when he
sent emails it says sent from my BlackBerry. I was like,
holy crap, this is this is dedication and they're still
they still have Blackberries. That's what I said. And I
googled it last year and they said that they were

(26:53):
stopping the BlackBerry network sometime early this year. So now
I want to see when I see him again, which
will be in like two weeks. I want to know
if he had to change his phone, Like are you
an Android user? Now? What's going on? Because you can't
possibly have a BlackBerry anymore. They shot they never worked down.
He was like the early person music anymore. I literally
when I heard that they were closing down, I sent
my assistant to all of the stores and bought like

(27:15):
fifty Blackberries because I was like out from BlackBerry to
iPhone too, because the buttons first. Yeah, the first iPhone,
I was not on board. I didn't do it until
like iPhone like four, like or five, like I was home.
I had three Blackberries and two iPhones, but it took
me like years to like switch over. Now, obviously I'm

(27:37):
obsessed with That was so good, and I really like PHOBM.
That was great, great, and the sidekick was sick as well,
and so was the razor. I loved the razor cute.
I used to work in this little like um kind

(27:58):
of like a Nicknack dollar store, but they always had
the cute like deadly charms. I had little bells and
like little charch key things, yes, kind of like Claire's.
And I would steal them all so that I could
like switch out my charms on my foot a lot.
Wouldn't they notice in the store when you like always
had different charms on your phone. No, I never got fired,

(28:21):
which is so funny because I was like stealing a
lot from them. But I don't think the gap funk.
To be honest with you, I don't think they even cared.
Were you a little klepto all around? Or was it
just that store? It was just that? No, I mean
I was just poor, So I think it just was
like I felt like, as long as I'm like not
stealing from like directly from a mom in pop like place,

(28:45):
I don't. I'm stealing this ship. You know. It was survival.
I'm not got to not be cute, so like I
had to do what I had to do. But I
did get fired from one job. I stolen a shanty
city and I got fired, So that didn't work very well.
But it was bound to happen. It was worth it.

(29:06):
Fish she's an icon. That's fine. But I still I
don't steal anything anymore, except for sometimes hotel towels. I
don't know. It just like gives me satisfaction to still
hotel towels. Still haven't. No, la, I do wish you
still stole stuff. That would be a huge break for us. Yeah,
I know, I don't, though I don't have to. It's

(29:28):
just the towels. It's only the towels, yes, because I
like to use the towels for makeup and hair and stuff,
especially like when I'm on the road. You just never
have enough towels. And like the towels they give you
in venues, they're always so shitty and thin. And the
hotels like towels of the Four Seasons, they're so thick
and luxurious, so I have to steal them. Have you

(29:49):
ever stolen a hotel towel from the Hilton? Oh? No,
I would never. But it's funny because right now, like
she was like, why don't all your hotel why do
all your towels have a p on them? Most like
because they're from the Peninsula, babe. Yes, oh my god,

(30:15):
that's so terrible. That's why they have pis o. God,
that's funny. That's just quality Peninsula. Where do you get
your towels? Like, I'll buy them. I just don't know
where you're saucing them from. And they're just so big
in this luxurious Yes, you're charging me for them, so

(30:38):
it's fine. Oh yeah, you're getting charged probably like two
fifty dollars a town. Well it's worth it. I like,
I like that okay. So like towels, I need told
girl towels, I don't like, I get it they're left. Yes,
I like when the towels are big and you wrap

(31:00):
it around your body and like it's like a blanket.
That's what I like. How tall are you? Iggy ten?
Same as your parish right? Yeah, I'm like, oh you're
five eight okay, so I'm a little bit taller than
you then, because when I see you in high heels,
I like work well, I'm probably very drunk as well. Yeah,

(31:21):
you're always taller. I always wearing really high heels too. Yeah,
I'm always in really big I like to have the
tallest kills I can wear, so I'm usually like six
two six three when once that's great. I think more
tall women should feel comfortable putting on some absolute towering heels,
and I feel so comfortable. I don't really mind anymore

(31:44):
when men are even shorter than me because I'm just
so used to it. Even if you're a six ft
tall man, Like, once I put high heels on, I'm
still going to be probably three inches taller than you.
So I just I feel like I got over it.
I don't even care. It doesn't even bother me at all.
Do you guys get intimidated? I think maybe some do,
but for the most part, the ones that I talked

(32:04):
to do not care that I'm taller. I kind of
think it's hot. I don't know, it makes me feel
like a supermodel, Like it kind of gives me the
Cole Kim and Tom Cruise Bibe's what, I'm taller than
the guy. Like, I'm like the I'm the little girl,
and then you're just like the guy that must have
an amazing personality because why else would I be here. Exactly. Yeah,

(32:26):
I think it's so hot too, But I do feel
guys get intimidated, like not only are you successful, you're
beautiful and you're powerful. You know. You know when they're like, oh,
don't wear high heels, are like, they'll make a little
comment and you'll know straight away and I'll be like insecure,
you know, yeah, exactly, it's not that So it's good. Yeah, Like,
as long as they don't make a mention of it,

(32:48):
they could be secretly intimidated. But as long as I
don't mention it, I'm I'm I'm cool. Once you are
in the bedroom, you don't really notice if someone's shorter
than you. Honestly, everyone's the same height lying down. You know.
That's that's the rule, is true. I mean, yeah, it's true.
I will say I told Paris this right before you
came on. I wasn't intimidated by your height when I

(33:09):
saw you. But when I saw you at Paris's birthday party, uh,
you were with a guy who I guess Paris says
is not Yeah, and he was really tall. So I
was like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna not
go up to Iggy tonight. My friend I'm Iggy, and
my friend is also named Iggy. Just so everybody that
is very confusing, because it's so confusing. I talk about

(33:32):
him all the time, or I'll say, like, can you
ask Iggy blah blah blah Iggy. Probably I think everybody
thinks I'm talking about myself in the third person all
the time and take kind of psychopath. But I'm really
talking about my friend Iggy. He's Australian and he does
my hair. But he's so he's like six three six four,
he's pretty tall. It's true. I thought it was a boyfriend,
so I avoided he was my boyfriend gay. He's very gay.

(33:56):
He's very gay. Had I taken the chance to to ask,
I've maybe he would have mentioned it. He would have
been like, by the way, gay, don't worry about it, like,
hey babe, and you would have known, oh, this is Paris.

(34:17):
I feel like being uh, massive celebrity and someone who
is so just like forward and honest. And you you
you do have like you in Paris. Both in this way,
I feel like, don't hold back. It's not really yeah,
we kind of say whatever the fun we want. Yeah,
but I gotta imagine that intimidates a lot of guys

(34:38):
from coming up to you. I was, by the way,
I just want to be clear, I was intimidated by
the other Iggy, not by you. I would have gone
up to without big Iggy. I think it's like Paris,
you did the same thing. I think it Maybe it's
a bit intimidating sometimes because you just never know what
the fun is going to come out of our mouth.
But I kind of love that for us, because I'm like,
I don't know, I'm gonna say whatever the funk I want,
Like I kind of I'm not really censoring ship. How

(35:07):
does that work? And have you I'm sure you've dated
guys who love that, and guys, oh I hate it.
I've had some massive fights about it, like brutal, terrible, terrible,
terrible fights. I like, I think there's even been relationships
where I sometimes I think like they'll be okay with

(35:28):
you kind of like being so like off the wall
and saying whatever the funk you want until they're really
in love with you, does that make sense? And then
it's like they get so like kind of possessive of
you some guys, and they don't want you to like
make those jokes or say those things or whatever, Like
they get insecure and weird, and you're like, I was
saying the same ship when we first started dating, and

(35:48):
now suddenly it's a fucking problem. And then I don't
know the past, I've kind of like even tried to
be like can I be more quiet? Can I not
talk so much? Can I not like make so many jokes?
Don't want to put this person off? But as I've
gotten older, really probably when I hit thirty, I just
was like, actually, I think that I love the way

(36:09):
I am and I'm just not willing to change, honestly,
very much about myself. If I'm being honest, like I
would rather be the way I am now and die single,
um than like have to make massive changes to myself
and like to be happy or in a relationship. I
just like, I really like myself and my life, including
the ship that I talk and I'm not willing to

(36:30):
not so like if you're not a ship talker too,
and you can't take a joke and you can't take it,
like you're just know, it's just not gonna be for me,
So it's not for me, babe. Yeah. I think that's
a really good piece of advice for people to hear,
because you know, I've done the same thing too, where
it's like you just don't want to upset them and
you're just like they're some people can get scary, and
it's just like women shouldn't have to feel that way.

(36:52):
They should be whoever they want, say whatever they want,
and not have to joke. And I like, I did
it the other day. I'm not gonna lie by the
other day. I been like eight hours ago someone and
they're like, this tastes so good. It feels like an
orgasm in my mouth, And I was like, I want
to have an orgasm in your mouth. But I had
said it in front of a bunch of people, but
I just wanted to know, like the joke was there.

(37:12):
I had to take it, but like I kind of
wanted to see, like you're gonna feel like this joke
is to everyone, you know what I mean? But he
just laughed at it, and I was like, okay, cool,
like we can funk with each other this word. Okay,
there's a guy you were there's a guy you were interested,
and now we are still interested. Yeah, yeah, exactly, I'm
still interested in you. You took the joke, well, okay, great,

(37:36):
because other guys would be like, why the funk would
you say that? Like later in another room probably and
be like, what the wrong with you? You can't say
stuff like that. You gotta say jokes, and you're like,
oh godax, relax, it's not that serious. It's just a joke.
And I feel like if the joke's like open to take,
I have to take it. I'm that kind of person.
I can't not say the thing. I have to say

(37:57):
the thing. That's that's a good place to be. I
I like jokes and relationships too. I did. I also
had a relationship where like the person did not like
the jokes and I was questioning everything I did. I
was like, oh my god, am I an awful person?
I had that too, and it's just so stressful. I
hate it. I just and I would try to make

(38:19):
them be more. You know, I don't even know what
the word is, like loose through or less uptied or
whatever you want to call it. And then after a while,
I was like, you know what, you're the way you are,
and you deserve to like find someone that you enjoyed
if that's your comfortability level. Like you shouldn't be pushed
out of your comfort zone either, but I also shouldn't
be pushed out of mind, and like this shouldn't making

(38:40):
me feel boring and I'm uncomfortable with that. So you
just you do you over there, boo, because I'm gonna
keep doing me. I literally love my life so much.
My mom and my grandma are so concerned for me, though.
My grandma was like, I pray to Saint Jude every day,
but you will find someone, Adam, Like, you don't have
do that because I'm happy. I'm totally fine, Like you really,

(39:03):
dead ass, don't have to do that, dead ass Grandma,
cut out, stop praying to send Augustine or whoever it
is that you're praying to just chill on that because
I'm good. But like she thinks, because I'm in my thirties,
I guess, like, you know, she's had her husband. She
met her husband when she was sixteen, and I was

(39:24):
the only man that she's ever been with. It's quite
a nice love story, I will say. But like, so,
I think she's just like concerned from me that now
I'm thirty two and i still haven't met anyone. But
I'm like so happy. I'm really not worried about it
at all. Like I love my life so much. It's
actually scary because sometimes I'll be in my house by
myself with my son and I'm like, I could do
this forever and I'll be so happy. Is that scary? No, No,

(39:47):
not at all. You find it when you are not
even looking and you don't I'm good. I thought I
would be single my entire life. I was never the
times I really think that about myself too, But then
I'm like, no, eventually something will happen, but I'm not
really like pressed for it to happen. I'm just like,

(40:07):
I'm really just enjoying the lack of responsibility of having
to be accountable for, like another person, you know what
I mean, I already have a kid to be accountable
for a fuck yeah? Any else? How I'm like, when
am I doing all this hair and makeup to go
get dressed up and go on date? How do you
even meet people? I tried to. I answered a questionnaire

(40:30):
about dating and everything. I was almost about to do it,
but then I was so busy I couldn't even get
on the phone on the zoom call with the matchmaking people.
So I'm still not even going. Really, I'm not even
I'm a mess girl. I'm such a mess. It's understandable.
It's like even me before, Like it's like I don't

(40:50):
even think I would have been married right now if
it wasn't for the pandemic, because I was just traveling
every second. It was hard to get to know someone.
It's just like it's hard and you're constantly try traveling,
you're in a different country, and then if you're dating someone,
which is so weird too, like you go so many places,
but then you never really like I don't know, it's
like you're not really often in combon. I'm not really

(41:11):
in position to where I'm approachable to buy for men
to approach me for conversation. You're telling me, Iggy, they're
just blocking everything exactly, and that and that shouldn't even
and I wouldn't even have thought that would be the block.
You know, Well, guys don't know. This has happened to
me before I was in I was traveling and I
saw this the most stunning girl in this like Somba club,

(41:33):
and she was with a guy the whole time until
finally she had to make it so clear that she
was interested in me going to dance with her. Then
when I went up to her, it was her cousin
who ended up translating for us the entire next cause
we were in Portugal. Yeah, and I think most guys
just kind of see a woman standing next to a guy,
and we do very little deductive reasoning. We go, well,

(41:56):
there it is, We're done. You know, I don't really
stand next to that I'm actually having sex with. So
if I'm studied next for guys, probably I don't like
to cross brand too much, you know. Alright, well, Paris
is Paris's next birthday. I will, I will, I'll braven
up and go speak to you like I'm a'm coughing.

(42:19):
I like got such a bad cough from all my
perform I've been performing all week, and it's just like,
do you have time off? Yeah? Have the next two
weeks off kind of. I bought a house in Miami,
so they're like when I'm moving in slash doing a
lot of electrical work. I don't know, there's a lot

(42:41):
of things to install around these ways, So things are happening.
I'm trying to get my house in a place where
its feels moved into because I don't want to get
off tour and there's just it's not right, you know
what I mean. Like I want to come off tour
to my house that's brand and everything's where I like it,
and then I want to relax. So I'm kind of

(43:03):
like I have time off work right now, but I'm
not really having time off because I'm going crazy right now,
like trying to get everything organized before I go away
so that I can come back to a house that
is done. Yeah. Things people don't think about, like drapes,

(43:25):
they're so annoying and important. Yeah, every decision feels like
it's taking way too long, and there are hundreds of
decisions for like every room. I get it. My last house,
I bought the wrong drapes and then some rooms I
feel like I was at Grandma's. So you know, you
really take your time with these things. It's nothing, it's
not to be played with. Definitely a different vibe. I

(43:47):
was living in Hidden Hills before that, so I'm changing
my vibe right now. What made you decide Miami? Um, Honestly,
I didn't think that I would move. It was kind
of like you could I split decision because I early
thought about it, like a month before I did it.
But I'm a chaotic person like that. But I I

(44:08):
used to live in Miami when I first moved to
America for two years, so I know that I like
Miami and I come here a lot to record music actually,
so I'm like familiar with it. But I wanted to
buy another house in Calabasas, and I've been looking for
like eight months, and everything that would come on the
market just needed so much renovation. And I had just

(44:30):
renovated my house for a year. But I had problems
there with weird people trying to like get in the
gate all the time, and it was just making me
feel really uncomfortable. Like every night I'd beat in my
house and I would just be so paranoid that someone
was going to try to come in, and it's it's
just me and my son, you know what I mean.
And I don't I don't want to have like a

(44:51):
gun or anything like that in my house. That's not
really my style. And I just started to feel I
don't know, like I didn't I just didn't feel I
want to say, didn't feel safe. But I definitely felt
like anxiety. Does that make sense? Like I would stop
in bed and steel anxious. And then like every month,
I would get a call from the head of security
and then tell me like, oh, this person, like they

(45:12):
were trying to come in the gate, they were trying
to give you a gift. They were there at three
o'clock in the morning, they went to all the other gates,
like they have a criminal record, this person, this person,
this person, And it just started to like really funk
with me, Like what if one day they get through,
you know? So I just wanted to move um to
a different house, but I just couldn't find another house
that was right, and I don't want to sit through

(45:34):
renovation again. So I just was like fuck it. One
day when I was out here in Miami recording. We
were like, let's see what, like we could what what
are the houses for sailing Miami? Like he let's go look?
And then now I fucking live in one. I don't
know what the funk happened. My friends like, yeah, fucking crazy,
are you really doing this? Like what the fund is happening?

(45:56):
You're moving to my own Like I don't know. Yeah,
I think, I am. I am. I love the chicken here,
it's amazing. I like the weather. I don't know. I
live here. The chickens enough reason to go. Oh for sure,
it is enough reason to go. Are used chicken chicken nuggets?
Not the chicken nuggets you've been the brick grilled chicken,
the child grilled chicken. It's it's from the rice here

(46:17):
is It's a thing I used to send my assistant.
This is because I'm a sick bitch on the plane,
like fly in, fly out, same day to pick up
chicken from Miami and bring it back to me like
warm still, so that I could eat it because I
love it. Someone oh my god, but the rod I

(46:38):
would buy her first class, so she was like, not
in economy with chicken. She was like having a luxurious
seat at least, and she was. She felt it was
she felt it was funny. That's like literally, yeah, they
didn't have postmates like I used to do it, like
two thousand and I want to say, like forty to sixteen,

(47:00):
I would do it. Now I come here enough that
I don't really have to like fly people in the chicken,
But it was I was doing that a lot. Actually,
I a lot. What's a lot? Maybe like once every
like on the book, but oh my god, it's so good.
Would you say that that? Okay, so you you mentioned

(47:23):
earlier that you you didn't grow up with money and
you were poor, and then you stole a little charms.
Now that you have, you know, money to renovate your house,
I'm sure, I'm sure plenty to go around. What is
the dumbest financial decision you've made? And Paris, I actually
want to know this from you too. That's such add
question because that's so many times, um dumbest, dumbest thing

(47:53):
that I've done, something where you lost money, like you
could just yeah like a like a purchase reel like
that was so chaotic and dumb. Yeah, do you have
any Paris? I mean, I will say I spent a
lot of money on vacations, which maybe people might think

(48:15):
that's dumb, but where it's like, hey, you spent fifty
on a boat today. Didn't need to be that boat.
But then it's like yes because I don't know, but
then knows, you know, like things like that that I've
done that I'm like, you probably could have like reeled
it in a bit. Did you have to get a
helicopter tour to land on the boat? Like? Did the
boat get hellydock on it? That was one of the

(48:37):
dumb ones that I did because I just had this
fantasy that I go on a vacation and we get
to the yacht on a helicopter. I don't know why
it was so in my head um and that the
helicopter has to have no doors on it. Of course Hawaii.
So we did it and we went over the volcano
and stuff, and I was like, this is kind of

(48:58):
stupid because I didn't know that. Okay, th stink like
shit and they smell like rotten eggs, and I was
like yeah, and I was like, it's not biting with
my fantasy of what I just paid so much. And
also whence during the sky that high it's act really
really cold and like it doesn't mask where like you're
a bikini and your swim cover up because you're about
to land on a yacht, but then you're actually like

(49:19):
the elevation is so high because you're in the air
that you're freezing, and then it smells like rotten eggs.
I was like, I don't know, I think I paid
a lot of money for something that was less cool
in reality than what I thought. How much do you
think that that one day trip was the whole thing?
Mm hmmm, I don't know, maybe like a hundred thousand dollars.
Probably some rotten eggs, yeah, because you helicopter the boat

(49:43):
and then all the things that you do. But it
was cool. There was whales. You can see the whales
in the water and stuff like that. Hey, live your life.
Is that your son? That was the worst day too,
because then I got like we went on this small
little boat to go chain whales and we had eaten
these sandwiches and it made me feel so sick and

(50:05):
I was like, I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to the bathroom. And they like
went through this random doc. This is the most fucked
up story about how to say it. We go to
this boat dock so that I can use the public
restroom there. And when I got to the public restroom,
for whatever reason, at this public restroom in Hawaii, do
you want to cuddle me? Come here, you can cuddle mummy. Sorry,

(50:26):
my son just woke up and he's like in a
bad mood. You want to set up my us. Look
i'm talking to people. Oh yeah, honestly, she's talking to
Paris Hilsen. Hold onto your hat, big guy. Cute. I
love that name. Pillows off the couch. Yeah. So we

(50:48):
stopped at this boat dock so I could use the
public restroom. And when I got there, I walked in.
None of the the toilets didn't have doors on them,
like all the dogs had been removed, so you still
would go in the stall, but if you walked past,
you could just see someone like peeing or shipping. And
I was like, this is so bad because I don't
need to pee. I need to do the other thing.

(51:12):
Because the sandwich I was so bad. That's one one
photo away from being a really big story. I was
all the way at the end stall, like I'm just
gonna go into end stall and hope that nobody comes
to the end, because why would you have an excuse
to go to the end and pray theybody comes in here?
And people did co in there. I was like, please

(51:33):
don't walk in, please, but they didn't, thank God. And
I got back on the boat and then we went
to wherever we were, go back to the yard and
to put back to the dingy thing. But I was like,
this was like the closest call of all time because
I could have got caught out there sitting on a
toilet shooting myself. That was a dumb one. That whole

(51:53):
trip to Hawaii was a dumb was one of the
dumbest things I've ever done. But that was like I
want to say, like two thousand and fourteen or fifteen,
when I just started to make a lot of money,
and so I was doing dump things that I thought
like that rich people shouldn't do, because I don't really
do that. I don't do that kind of thing anymore.
I just think I was living my childhood fantasy. This

(52:16):
is Paris, this is seven next living questions. I have
a question because I'm ready, what is your life slogan?
It's probably just suck it. Yes, this is the most

(52:37):
fun interview that we've done. I love it. Um Let's see,
what is the worst date that you've ever been on?
And why? Oh my god, I have so many worst
dates fun, the absolute worst day. Let me think, make
me a recent one. I've had some bad ones, the worst,

(53:00):
the worst one. Oh, I know a bad one that
I had in recent years, Like as a celebrity my
work celebrity date. I went on a date with the celebrity,
and I had somebody else in the industry hit me
up that I worked with professionally, and he was like, Hey,
this other famous person wants to take you out to

(53:22):
dinner and they want to know could they get your
phone number? So I'm like, okay, that's that's pretty normal,
you know what I mean. So I was like, yeah,
I think he's cute. Given my number. We don't have
any phone conversations or text conversations because I was trying
to act like a normal person and save it all
for the date. Right. That was a mistake. I shouldn't
have done that because I would have known he was

(53:43):
the weirdo straightaway if I had a bother to talk to,
like where do you want to go to dinner? I
say this really low key restaurant that I want to
go to, and I was like, I really want to
go just anywhere, but like Mr nice guy, I don't
want to go to a place like that where. Don't
get me wrong, I like Mr Nice guy, but I
didn't want to go somewhere where the block would be
hot and people would see us because I don't know
you like that, you know. I try to pick somewhere
low key, telling where I want to go, and he

(54:05):
was like, I'll come and pick you up in my car.
We'll go there, I'll drop you off. I thought that
was like really romantic, Like oh, like a guy's going
to come and pick me up from my house and
take me to a restaurant and drop me off. Like
I'm not going to take my own drive, Like this
is so romantic, you know, in my brain? Wrong, So
I get in the car with the guy with a stranger.

(54:25):
That was the first mistake. I shouldn't get in a
car with a strange man just because he's also famous.
That's dumb, stupid, bitch. Straight number one. We start driving
on the freeway and I know the way to the
restaurant went gone too because it's one of my favorites
or that I think we're going to. And I realized
that we we turned off, we start taking a different
highway accident. I'm like, oh, so we're not going to

(54:48):
where I thought we were going to. But I don't
want to be rude, so I didn't want to start
asking questions about why we're not going the right way.
I didn't want to be a back seat drive. But
you know, so I let it like play out. We
pull up to fucking Delilah. I was like, this is
Mr Knights guy part to it? If you don't know

(55:09):
the most spy place and there's paparazzi taking up picture,
I was like Before I even got out of the car,
I was like, no, this is this is not It's
just not gonna work out. It's not gonna work out.
I was so annoyed. The date was just trash. We
had nothing in common. I'm not going to go into
detail about what was here because I just feel like,
you guys, what if somebody somehow figures out who this

(55:31):
celebrity was going on in the conversation but it was
not it? And then something happened afterwards, which I won't
say what that was either, I'll censor it. But basically
I was like, I don't feel comfortable with this person
driving me home now because of what's happened. So I
was like, you have to get out of the car
and I will drive. And I drove home. I drive

(55:54):
myself home in the men's car. I was so annoyed.
I was like, this is not romantic. Now, I'm fucking driver.
I'm driver on my own day. This is how long
ago did this happened? I don't want to say because
then people will pull it up. Can you reference this?
That's imagency's not you didn't say the person's names. It's

(56:15):
not your fault exactly. But then it got really awkward
because we were going down the Laurel Canyon and the
guy was like, if um, if the light is red
and we have to stop, you have to give me
a kiss. And I was like it was red and
I ran that ship. I was like, you're not kissing.

(56:36):
I'm not kissing you. I'm not I'm not I'm not
feeling it. I wasn't feeling it. It It was the worst,
the worst celebrity day. I you have to be more
preplanned when you're famous, Like I think that the luxury
of getting to do spontaneous things. It's like kind of
really fun. I live for that, but I don't. I
feel like it's better to be safe. You just don't
know if there's a widow out here. There's a town

(56:59):
so many weird once I'm not even gonna get into it. Actually,
I'm not getting into it. That's just weird. They like
weird things. You think that cute, like you started making
out with them. They want to do weird stuff. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
that there's so many hungry tigers, like so many guys
in this town of just like literally like this like

(57:22):
full of dates. And then now I'm making out on
a couch or something next to you know, you like
what your bath hole licked, And I'm like, I'm not
licking butth holes. I'm not doing these things. Like I
don't know who you talk to like this stuff on
how bored you are, but I'm not, like, I'm not
I'm not interested. What Harris, you caught onto that late.
I was waiting for you to say something and you

(57:44):
were quiet for the first twenty seconds after butth hole.
I once had a guy put his legs in the
end like he was a baby that we wanted his
dage for change, and I was like, I know what
you want. It's a tongue in your asshole and it
is not it is no go away, go somewhere else,

(58:06):
leave me alert dog. What about for the person you love?
Your husband? My husband wouldn't want his asshole, like, I
don't think there's anything like. Listen, some men when they're
alsos like and that's fine, but that's not on my menu. Like,
I have a lot of skills in my repertoire. One

(58:29):
of my skills set, That's what I'm saying. Unless it's
a chicken nugget, he's not eating it but whole. Like
you know how some people like I don't want to
eat bacon, Well I don't want to eat balls. And
that's it. Okay, Well, this might be the perfect We
can do one more question to clear the taste out
of buttle out of our mouth and cleanse out palletts.

(58:53):
You have time for one more um pallet cleans. Who's
your god? Who's your childhood celebrity crush and your current
celebrity crush? Oh my god, my childhood celebrity crush? Well,
I had what when I was younger, I released, like

(59:15):
this boy band called Five and they were from the
u K. And they had a guy in the group
called Ja and he had an eyebrow pizing. He was
my kind of like first celebrity crush. And I had
a life sized poster of the band five, and I
would like tongue kiss the poster only Jay. I would
only talk kiss J before I would go to bed um.

(59:37):
But it got so weird because I said this before
in an interview and then he like hit me up
on Twitter as an adult, and I'm like you, Like
I was like twelve tongue kissing you when you were
a great man. That's weird, Like, no, I don't want
to talk kiss you now, Like like he thought about
how we had that would be his dream was coming true.
When you said that, he thought, well, this is how

(59:57):
I meet the person who has spent the rest of
my life with and you shut him down. I had
such a crush on him, and I had a really
big crush on Tupac, but he had already passed away
by the time that crush had happened, so there wasn't
really anything I could do with that fantasy. But I
just thought that he was like so hot and cool.
He definitely was my crushed. I had every picture of
him on my wall. He just I don't know something
about Tupac. I really liked j from five. Um. Those

(01:00:22):
are my two childhood crushes. My celebrity crush now, I
don't know, honestly, do I even have one. I really
kind of don't. I'm trying to think of someone I
think is even hot. Like I'll give you a name.
I don't want to be a boring bitch, but I'm like,
who's hot out here? Are you watching any shows that
have like a guy in it? The year? Into any
movies recently? They're always fucking married? That's the thing. Like,

(01:00:47):
what's the fucking Hemsworth brothers. They're pretty hot, but they're
all fucking married and ship. I'm like, all right, Chris
and Luke, Yeah, collectively a hot family, I will say,
but married, married, married, right or whatever. I don't know
who else is hot out here? Uh, I don't know. Yeah,

(01:01:08):
I don't know those ones are hot, though I think
they're hot on them. Maybe they'll hear this and they'll
get divorced. I mean, one can help. I meant that, like,
I think the way I see it is like I
think my fate is I'm going to snag a divorce. See,
but it's going to be in like five years because

(01:01:29):
all of the like good guys right now, they're probably
taken that in my age because they're probably already married
because they're so hot and they're married. But then like
when the marriage falls apart in like five years, that's
what I'll be ready. I'll be ready for my first
marriage that I'm not gonna find them. Yes, already, guys,

(01:01:50):
when you want your second marriage, I'm ready. I'm putting
it out there. Guys, not necessarily a Hemsworth Brothers. That's
not for you specifically, it's just for hot ment. But
we are open to the Hemsworth Brothers divorcing their partners
and reaching out to you. I do have like you know.
I mean, I think Australian guys are kind of pretty hot.

(01:02:11):
They are hot. They're out there on my list of
hot guys. Like, I don't know, there's something about them
then nostalgic for me as I get older. I don't
know what it is about them. Like the accents I love, Yeah,
the accents a cure? Who else is hot? Bow out here?
I think a commed Jason Momoa. Yeah, he's hot. Who

(01:02:32):
else is hot? I don't know. I like a man
that looks a little like rough, Like I'm looking up
hot at male actors. Tough. This is now in my
search history forever. And yeah, what about Brad Pitt. He

(01:02:54):
kind of has a little bit of Yeah he's hot,
but he's a little bit too he's a little bit
too seasoned for me. Know, he's a little bit too
old for me. What about the top gun guys? Oh? Also,
what's his name? He's the one dating Sofia Vergara's married. Yeah,

(01:03:15):
but they're all married. We've already gone over. I mean, listen,
I don't know. The funny thing is like I always
like hot guys, but then I don't have really end
up with like the hot guy. I don't think I
value other things more like skill in bed, and that's
my number one, it's valued. That's a good value to have. Yeah,

(01:03:37):
a personality. As long as you have a good personality
and you make me off and then like you can
absolutely fuck the ship out of me, then we're good.
I don't not really care how I told you are,
what you look like. I just all right, Well, now
we know everybody justusting like secretly disgusting, because I'm secretly

(01:04:00):
disgusting the grossest. Yeah, yeah, I get exactly what you're saying.
Nasty bitch, That's fine what I want to do. I
feel like we've kind of talked about this everyone. It's
come up like sparingly. But I'm the same as you, Iggy,
where it's like closet freak is the best in the
entire world. Yeah, I want to do gross things and

(01:04:24):
then after I want you to kiss me on the
forehead and tell me I'm a little angel in your
own love with me. I don't think there's a better
quote to end on, so Iggy, it's been lovely talking
to you. Thank you for giving us the time. Thank
you guys, this is so much fun. I love you.
I missed you. I can't wait to see you. I'm gonna, like,

(01:04:45):
you know, when I come to Miami. Yes exactly, I
think I'm not. I'm sucking doing it. We're doing it
in September or what did you say, Septe I'm gonna
I'm gonna have a via to lenses and all that ship.

(01:05:06):
I'm on it. Aren't you performing though? Don't you have
to dress up and everything. I don't I'll figure it out.
You guys should such places for the night. Honestly, it's
so funny because Pitt it's short, he's like five eight.
I'd say, I'm just gu estimating. No, maybe he's not
five bate. That's like he's probably like maybe he's like

(01:05:28):
he is fibate because I wear high heels. Are gonna
talk about it anyway. It's just funny because the last
night of to like when we go on stage together
and he'ss like thank you, and I'm like thank you,
and then I'm like probably twice as well, wasn't it
the tall super model next to him? Yeah, but he's
confident to him, he takes it in his stride. He
does not care. He does not give a fuck, give

(01:05:50):
a fund because I would give a fuck. Oh my god,
this is so much funny. I don't know how this
conversation turned into um trying to find a man for me.
But thank you guys for the appetizement. I really appreciate it. Yes,
more than welcome everyone out there. We're putting the word
out there. She is single, ready to mingle and live

(01:06:11):
with you. So let's do this. If you gave me
with any six ft three men with black hair. That's
my hair stylist um and he's single two but he
likes men. We both like men, so just come and
talk to us. Thanks, Lesson learned the hard way. Okay, Yeah,
enjoy the rest of your day, Paris. Thanks for listening

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