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you ready for some fantasy football? This season is underway
and I'm so excited I just can't hide it. I
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got my games that I am very very pumped up
for this weekend. I'm concerned about Taylor Swift cutaways during
the Chief games, talking about Patrick Beverly, Pat benf airb
and B Beverly. I have a new nickname for Patrick
Beverly who is currently playing in Israel. And the great underrated,
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the place to be. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope
everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling really saying.
My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Gringo Manda Go
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aka the Raging Bullshitter, aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka
the Disruptive Warrior. I'm Raport the Real Podcast, coming live
and direct from New York City Duress Podcasting. I just
had knee surgery. I just had knee surgery. Minor albeit,
(02:26):
I had knee surgery. Tore my meniscus, real nice and
real proper. I'm on the mend. But this is why
professionals are professionals and the rest ain't. I am a
professional podcaster. I am hopped up on that oxy whatever
(02:49):
they gave me that pain medication. It's still in my system.
But I'm feeling real good. I'm on the mend. I'll
be doing jumping jacks. I'll be doing cartwheels tomorrow. Tore
my meniscus coming down stairs at my house. A lot
of people tear their meniscus playing basketball, skateboarding. I would
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love to say that I was skateboarding, snowboarding, shooting some hoops,
playing two on two, three on three, maybe a full
court game. Maybe doing some work around the house, like
some construction fell off a ladder, you know, some manly shit,
moving an air condition or something like that. But no,
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I fell. I stepped down off of two steps. A
lot of people, you know, tear theirs off of one step.
I tore mine going down two steps. A couple of
weeks ago, I've discussed this, wouldn't go away, wouldn't go away,
wouldn't go away. The most important knee surgery since Bernard
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King's knee in New York took place the other day
and I should be fully recovered. Do not worry about me.
But I am hopped up on some medication and then
I had some indigestion. I don't know if it was
from the medication. Did not sleep a wink yet. Here
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I am podcasting with Joy. You got a podcast with Joy?
Even tho there's honking in the background. Sometimes I'm just like,
shut the fuck up, don't you know? This is a podcast.
Don't you know the Gringo man Dingo, the Sultan of
Sniff is on the mice, the golden mic. But here
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I am doing it because we do it. Do it,
do it to we satisfied. Bad we do it, do it,
do it till we satisfied. I'm feeling really good. I
needed to get that procedure done. He was a surgery,
but took only about a half an hour, the actual surgery.
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But they put you out on that medication. Man, who
they put you on that? Michael Jackson, I can't believe
people get addicted to that shit. That medicine is frightening.
They count you down. I had myself a fantastic Israeli
American nurse. Coincidentally, she counted me down. I was out.
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Woke up a couple hours later in the in the
waiting room or the receiving room, or wherever I was.
Didn't know what happened to me. I wish I could
just kept sleeping on that shit. They gotta wake you up,
get you out, ship you in, ship you out. But
shout out to the good doctor, doctor Rosen, and the
staff there took care of me real nice and really proper.
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Like I said, the most important knee surgery in New
York since Bernard King in eighty five eighty six. Like
I said, I needed to get it done because I'm
gonna get busy, very busy. Next week, I'm going to Buffalo.
I will be performing in Big Body, Buffalo on Freaky Friday,
the thirteenth. Freaky Friday, the thirteenth and the fourteenth of September,
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I will be at the Helium Comedy Club. Love that Club,
Love Buffalo, Got friends up there, Love Griselda, Love Benny
the Butcher, Love Conway the Machine, Love the whole, the
whole movement out there. Thirteenth and fourteenth, and the following week.
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I'll be in San Francisco the twentieth and the twenty
first at Cobb's Comedy, the twentieth and the twenty first
at Cobb's Comedy, and plenty of other shows. In October,
I'll be in Pittsburgh October nineteenth, one night in Pittsburgh
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October Ober nineteenth, and then it's election week, and who
the fuck knows what's going to be going on then.
But I am performing in Indianapolis November seventh, Chicago November eighth,
Saint Louis November ninth, the seventh, eighth, and ninth, Indianapolis, Chicago,
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Saint Louis and Election Day is the fifth. Who the
fuck knows where things are going to be? And then
I got more shows. All tickets information is availabley Michael
Rappaport Coomedy dot com. Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. But I'm
back moving around next week in Buffalo. Come see me live,
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Professional podcasting and professional football started. Professional fantasy football started,
and here we go with the fucking Kansas City Chiefs,
an embarrassment of riches, holy shit, speed kills, and the
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Baltimore Ravens have speed, but they don't have as much
speed as the Kansas City Chiefs. I can't imagine another
team in the league with as much speed. With Racie Rice,
that good, good, soft white buttered Racie Rice, Isaiah Pacheco
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and Xavier Worthy put his put his speed on the map,
off the bat and I mean the greatest security blanket
in the history of the NFL. Travis Kelce and my homeboy,
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and it was a good game. I can't deal all season.
I like the Chiefs. I enjoy watching the Chiefs. I'm
not a Chiefs hater, but I can't. I can't watch
all season. Every time Travis Kel's catches a pass, every
time they're looking for a little juice, they cut the
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tailor Swift. No disrespect to Taylor Swift and the Swifties.
Although you said nothing, the Swifties have still said jack
shit about the thwarted terrorist attack from a few weeks ago.
You guys got something to say about everything. But I
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just can't deal with it. I can't deal with every
time Travis Kelce makes a catch, they're gonna cut to
her jumping around. And I told you I've met Taylor Swift.
She was super duper nice. But enough is enough. You're
not hijacking this entire football season. But the NFL is underway,
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Fantasy football is underway, Lamar Jackson and them. That receiver
likely caught a touchdown, but you know he did the
Kevin Durant that toe was over the line. Remember when
Kevin Durant his toe is over the line. But I'm
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excited about the game starting. I'm excited about this weekend
the games. I'm most excited about the Titans and the Bears.
Loved watching the Bears on hard Knocks. Titans and the
Bears are revamped. Titans added Tony p Tony Pilot, Tyler Boyd,
Calvin Ridley, and the may and Naise King second year
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QB will Levi's see the Bears have Caleb Williams and
rookie Roman Doonsay and Keenan Allen. They got a lot.
They got DJ Moore, that's my guy. Both have great
fan bases, both have playoff aspirations for their squads. So
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starting off with a win for these teams that are
excited young, especially with young Caleb, curly headed Caleb, is
going to be important. So I expect that to be
a fun, competitive game. The Texans and the Colts Division
battle right off the bat Stroud versus Richardson second year quarterbacks.
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Both offenses have a lot of potential to put a
lot of points up. I'm especially interested in the receiver
Mitchell on the Colts two guard guard rookie receiver with
speed might be the next pakuah Nicoua. And his name
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is Adam I. How could you not like a name?
Ada and I Adam I Mitchell think me later. Watch
out for Nico Collins to go nuclear. He's had big
monster games against Indy and then the fucking Sunday night
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football game, the Rams versus the Lions playoff rematch. We
know Jared Goff, Maddy Stafford again. Detroit almost they almost
tasted the Super Bowl. They're well coached, they're excited, they're young,
they play together. I'm high on Detroit this year, especially
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with them only playing three games outdoors. I don't know
how that worked out, but they got three outdoor games
all season, and none of them are until week. Sean
McVay will have some tricks up his sleeve, the Magic Man.
It's gonna be a lot of fun and my sleeper
dark horse game of the Week that I'm definitely gonna
be watching the Saints versus the Panthers. Both teams have
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new offenses and a lot to prove. Panthers have been
seeing improvement from their number one pick Bryce Young. Probably
the first time I mentioned his name all preseason heading
into the actual season. But Bryce Young needs to show up.
He's a number one pick, got a number one receiver
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Deontay Johnson from Pittsburgh, Derek Carr. Listen, this is it.
He has a lot to prove. I'm expecting a ginormous
year from Chris o'lave. Who's on my Howard Stern squad.
Strap it in, rap a pack. It's game time. Are
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You're welcome for the wins. I'll say it again, You're
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Are you ready for some football? Are you ready for
some fantasy football? I cannot fucking wait. I saw that
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the actor, the great underrated actor Richard Gear seventy five
fucking years old. Looks good, that Richard Gear. He's always
looked good. This fucking guy. American Jigglo. Okay, you don't
get cast in American Jigglow without looking like a million bucks.
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This fucking guy has always looked like a million bucks.
I'm sure he came out the womb looking like a
million bucks. He's been great for so many years. Breathless
officer and a gentleman. Loved that film, very very very
very very good film. Dennis Deborah Winger of course was
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in that. I mean, he's just pretty woman. Cotton Club.
Love that fucking film. He was in Chicago. One of
my favorite I wouldn't say favorite films of all time,
but I would say it's my favorite Richard Gear film.
Internal Affairs, underrated film with him a young Andy Garcia.
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He plays a shit bag cop, I mean, primal fear.
He turned seventy five years old, The American Jigglow, The
American Jigglow, the og American Jiglow and like I said,
underrated actor. The great Richard Gear seventy five years and
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still looking, still looking like a cocksman, still looking good,
great hair, great skin. Always like Richard gears and actors.
Always so good, been so good for so many years.
So happy seventy fifth birthday to the excellent, excellent Richard Gear.
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Also looking for mister Goodbar. He was in all those
like Yo, I'm Gonna fuck your wife. He was like
the guy and breathless. He was that guy. But he
wasn't just a pretty face. It was a dope actor.
He had an edge. But what a fucking handsome guy.
No Bruno that Richard Gear, so good for so many years.
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Forgot about looking for mister Goodbar. Anyway, what else is
going on? It's been a crazy week. Gotta give a
shout out rip to fat Man Scoop. Fat Man Scoop,
who if you don't know the name, you know the voice.
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One of the great hype men, one of the great
personalities of hip hop, passed away way too young. Miles George,
then play a little Fat Man Scoop. Everybody knows Scoop.
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You know Fat Man's Scoop. Just I've known Scoop a
little bit throughout the years. Always so nice, so positive,
so warm, so welcoming. He passed away way too young,
and he was just a staple in hip hop. Voice
sampled used on so many different songs. Just a true
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hip hop guy, true all hip hop, all New York
guy who passed away way too young. So condolences to
him and his family and may his memory be a blessing.
What else is going on? Yo? I gotta give it
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up to Patrick Beverly, Patrick Beverly, who I have liked.
I loved Patrick Beverly when he was on the Clippers
and he went full training day mode on Lonzo Ball
his first season. Actually got myself a Patrick Beverly jersey
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was wearing it proudly. That's how you rookie a rookie.
And then, of course, you know, Patrick Beverly a little
went from being you know, hard nosed to my opinion,
on the border of dirty with some of the Russell
Westbrook shit. And then of course I gave him the
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nickname Patrick don't turn your back on me Beverly after
he pushed Chris Paul in the back and I though
Chris Paul apologist, but I was like, what the fuck?
Why are you pushing a dude with his back turn
tough guy? But Patrick Beverly, who scrapped and scratched his
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way into the league, etching out an excellent career and
it's probably a little bit of a pain in the
fucking ass because you got to have that mentality to
scratch and claw your way into an NBA career like
Patrick Beverley. Then, of course I gave him the great
nickname air b and B Beverly because he was getting
traded two to three times a season. Said why is
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this guy not the spokesperson for Airbnb? And he should
open a shipping and moving company, Patrick Beverly's Pat bebbs
Moving and Shipping, because I mean, this guy was never
in one city for more than a couple of weeks
at a time and he is now playing in Tel Aviv,
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Tel Aviv, and Pat Beverly, I have to give him love.
And Patrick Beverly, who I called, don't turn your back
on him Beverly to Airbnb Beverly, Patrick Dementsh Beverly. He
was on his podcast, the Pat BEV Pod, and I
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saw a clip of him unapologetically, honestly talking about his
experience playing in Tel Aviv so far, talking about his
experience of being in Israel so far, and he loves it,
he appreciates it, he gets it. He didn't need to
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speak on this, especially when speaking on anything to do
with Israel and saying the word Israel can be looked
at as a slur. But I want to give Patrick
Beverly a shout out and much appreciation. Like I said,
(22:03):
when so many people haven't said a thing about the crisis,
the hostage crisis, the war, and so much of the
shit that's been going on in Israel, Patrick Beverly is
enjoying his time and I know it means a lot
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to me. I know it means a lot to the
people of Israel. A lot of people have posted it
and enjoy your time in Israel. It's a beautiful, beautiful place.
And imagine Patrick Beverley's saying this now when the country
is under so much dress. What it's going to be
like when we move past this horrible time. But I
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want to play that clip. Myles Jordan played the clip
of Patrick Beverly talking about his time so far in Israel.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And in Israel obviously, you know, I wake up, I
get phone calls, I get text messages. Hat you okay, okay, okay,
I'm waking up in Paradise every day. Every day. The
sun is pink when it sets the city of Tel Aviv.
That giving me private beaches to go to after practice.
I sit on the beach for six seven hours a day.
I'm standing in this big ass like huge mansion villa.
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Probably one of the best places I've ever played.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Basketball, No cap. It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Words can't describe it. Wow, words can't describe it. You
honestly have to have to be here to understand. Like
the sunset, the people, the food. The food is great.
The water is spectacular. It's ninety degrees every day. The
waters is a cool seventy eight warm, Like I mean wrong,
I can't make none of this up.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Me coming from the NBA to city loves the shit
out of me. Tel Aviv has been phenomenal, paradise, truly paradise.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So that means a lot. It means a lot. Patrick Beverly,
so your name is now Patrick the Mensch Beverly. Enjoy
your time, have a great season, and hopefully you'll be
I guarantee you. I think that Patrick Beverly will be
back in the NBA at some point. But in the meantime,
enjoy Israel, Enjoy Tel Aviv. I know that you having
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a good time, and speaking about it again, it means
a lot to so many people past speaking of Israel.
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One of the worst weeks in a year of so
many terrible weeks, to so many terrible days. The bodies
of six hostages, including the body of Heirsch Goldberg Pollen,
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who I just we just mentioned his parents, Rachel and John,
because they were speaking so eloquently, passionately, speaking so honestly
and vulnerably throughout this whole, whole whole time their son
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was kidnapped. They spoke at the Democratic National Convention. The
bodies of six hostages were recovered after being executed, executed,
And I didn't think that this was gonna the way
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things turned out with Hersh. I got to meet his parents,
spend a little time with his parents in Israel on
a couple of my trips with my wife, And like
I said, I think that we all thought that Hersh
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was going to make it because of the I don't know,
because we wanted that. We wanted him to make it.
We related to him. His family's born and raised in Chicago,
and he was kidnapped on the seventh And I mean,
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his story of what happened on the seventh is just
a horror story, a fucking horror story and it's been
horrible ever since. And those animals released a video of
hersh with his arm blown off, his hand blown off
months ago, and you were just like, okay, okay, this
this happened, but he's alive and he was speaking to
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the camera. But it's just not the way it worked out.
And it just was brutal to find out that these
six hostages were killed, executed, shot close range, after they're
surviving for three hundred thirty days. And that was rough.
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That was really really rough, and it was we were
all rooting for all of them. We're rooting for all them,
but everybody was surprised that heirsh Pollin Goldberg was killed
like that. And it's just been a crazy week. It's
just been a crazy fucking week. I'm looking forward to
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going back. I'm going back to Israel and performing there
the thirteenth and the fourteenth. I am performing there with
so much honor, so much pride. I'm gonna do my
best to bring a little levity. Like I said about
election week earlier in the podcast, you know, October thirteenth
and fourteenth, and normal times, you know, doesn't seem too
far away, but who the fuck knows where we're going
(27:54):
to be with this, with this war with Hamas, these animals,
these liars, these scumbags, who the fuck knows where things
are going to be the thirteenth and the fourteenth for
those shows and when I go there, but I'm going
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barring any flight cancelations, anything could happen. Israel's under just
so much pressure, so much siege, just so much divide,
so much finger pointing. And this is exactly what these
animals from Hamas, from the regime of Iran, who these hesbalah,
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this is exactly what they fucking want. And it was
crazy because this week, after the bodies were recovered they
were found by IDF soldiers, the savage Hamas terrorists put
out videos of each and every one of them, each
and every one of them talking to the camera, obviously
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scripted reading saying certain things. But then some of the
videos they're just terrible. They're fucking terrible, and just to
add insult to injury, and they take no responsibility because
these people are maniacal on a different level. Man Hamas
is maniacal on a different fucking level. And you could
say what you want about bb Net and Yahoo, you
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could say what you want about the imperfect government of Israel.
You could say what you want about the imperfections of Israel.
But America is imperfect. The government is certainly imperfect. The
city I love in a door is so far from
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being perfect. Wherever you're from is imperfect. My family's imperfect,
I'm imperfect, you're imperfect. I don't know why Israel is
held to this unattained standard that they're supposed to be perfect.
But anybody would choose living in Israel as opposed to
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any of the places that I mentioned, Gaza, Judaea, Samaria, Ramaalah, Janine,
these shithles. Terrorists ran shithles Iran. The only place you
could be free as an Arab in the Middle East
is Israel. That's a fact. You're not free in Iran.
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You're not free in any of these other fucking places Lebanon.
You're either a terrorist or you shut the fuck up.
And Israel is a democracy and people are protesting, protesting
bib Net and Yahoo hostage deals. He doing this for himself?
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Is he doing it for his political life? Is he
putting himself before the hostages? And the beauty of it
is that you can protest in Israel. You know what
happens if you protest in Gaza. You get thrown off
a building, you get shot in front of other people
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to scare the shit out of you from ever opening
your fucking mouth again. But it was a really, really,
really hard few days, hard week. And there are still
one hundred and one hostages in Gaza. The oldest is
an eighty six year old man named Shlomo man Sewer,
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who's a Holocaust survivor. The youngest is Ril and Kafir Bebis,
five and two years old. Obviously, the Bebis family has
been talked about a lot. Mother, father, and these two
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gorgeous redheaded children have been kidnapped for three hundred eleven months.
Let's just say what it is, eleven fucking months. It's
eleven months now. So it just weighs hard, weighs hard
on so many different people, and yeah, man, it's just
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been a fucked up week when regarding to that. And
I try to compartmentalize my time, my feelings, my energy,
because it could be so demoralizing, and however, demoralizing and
depressing and is scary and is overwhelming. It feels towards me.
I know that it's nothing compared to the people that
are in the thick of it. And Israel is such
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a small place, it's the size of New Jersey, so
it's one degree of separation. Everybody knows somebody who's either
in it, coming out of it, or on their way
back to it. Regarding the hostages, IDF, almost one hundred
thousand people are displaced in the north of Israel from
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the animals from Hesbealah in Lebanon, and it was just
a tough tough week for everybody, particularly the families the
friends of those six hostages that were rescued, albeit they
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were killed executed close range, bullets to the head. Very
very very very very sad. And may their memories be
a blessing. And pray, fight, think, tweet, text, talk, beg
plead for the return of the other hostages. Please give
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it a thought, a prayer, a text, a tweet, a conversation,
ask a question, listen to a podcast, try to educate
yourself because it is unjust. It is unjust what has happened.
And we're heading into a year of this shit, a
fucking year, a fucking year since October seventh, and it's
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changed me in ways I don't know yet. I'm still
in it hopefully inevitably will change me for the better.
I know it's already changed me for the better. But
like I said, I'm just a just a tiny, tiny,
tiny tiny The way it affects me is just a tiny,
tiny way the way it affects so many other people.
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So anyway, I just wanted to just give love to
the those families, Hirsh Goldberg, Pollen and the other five,
and the American hostages. There's still seven American hostages. Seven
American hostages are in Gaza. There is a New York
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or Omeir Neutra. There is a kid from New Jersey
Eaten Alexander. And if you're a New Yorker, somebody from
the Tri state area that should not settle well with you.
They all must come home. They all must come home. Anyway,
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and B Beverly. I have a new nickname for Patrick
Beverly who is currently playing in Israel. And the great underrated,
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The I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast is here, higgitty, have
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My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Gringo Manda Go
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aka the Raging Bullshitter, aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka
the Disruptive Warrior. I'm Raport the Real Podcast, coming live
and direct from New York City Duress Podcasting. I just
had knee surgery. I just had knee surgery. Minor albeit,
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I had knee surgery. Tore my meniscus, real nice and
real proper. I'm on the mend. But this is why
professionals are professionals and the rest ain't. I am a
professional podcaster. I am hopped up on that oxy whatever
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they gave me that pain medication. It's still in my system.
But I'm feeling real good. I'm on the mend. I'll
be doing jumping jacks. I'll be doing cartwheels tomorrow. Tore
my meniscus coming down stairs at my house. A lot
of people tear their meniscus playing basketball, skateboarding. I would
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love to say that I was skateboarding, snowboarding, shooting some hoops,
playing two on two, three on three, maybe a full
court game. Maybe doing some work around the house, like
some construction fell off a ladder, you know, some manly shit,
moving an air condition or something like that. But no,
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I fell. I stepped down off of two steps. A
lot of people, you know, tear theirs off of one step.
I tore mine going down two steps. A couple of
weeks ago, I've discussed this, wouldn't go away, wouldn't go away,
wouldn't go away. The most important knee surgery since Bernard
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King's knee in New York took place the other day
and I should be fully recovered. Do not worry about me.
But I am hopped up on some medication and then
I had some indigestion. I don't know if it was
from the medication. Did not sleep a wink yet. Here
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I am podcasting with Joy. You got a podcast with Joy?
Even tho there's honking in the background. Sometimes I'm just like,
shut the fuck up, don't you know? This is a podcast.
Don't you know the Gringo man Dingo, the Sultan of
Sniff is on the mice, the golden mic. But here
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I am doing it because we do it. Do it,
do it to we satisfied. Bad we do it, do it,
do it till we satisfied. I'm feeling really good. I
needed to get that procedure done. He was a surgery,
but took only about a half an hour, the actual surgery.
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But they put you out on that medication. Man, who
they put you on that? Michael Jackson, I can't believe
people get addicted to that shit. That medicine is frightening.
They count you down. I had myself a fantastic Israeli
American nurse. Coincidentally, she counted me down. I was out.
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Woke up a couple hours later in the in the
waiting room or the receiving room, or wherever I was.
Didn't know what happened to me. I wish I could
just kept sleeping on that shit. They gotta wake you up,
get you out, ship you in, ship you out. But
shout out to the good doctor, doctor Rosen, and the
staff there took care of me real nice and really proper.
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Like I said, the most important knee surgery in New
York since Bernard King in eighty five eighty six. Like
I said, I needed to get it done because I'm
gonna get busy, very busy. Next week, I'm going to Buffalo.
I will be performing in Big Body, Buffalo on Freaky Friday,
the thirteenth. Freaky Friday, the thirteenth and the fourteenth of September,
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I will be at the Helium Comedy Club. Love that Club,
Love Buffalo, Got friends up there, Love Griselda, Love Benny
the Butcher, Love Conway the Machine, Love the whole, the
whole movement out there. Thirteenth and fourteenth, and the following week.
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I'll be in San Francisco the twentieth and the twenty
first at Cobb's Comedy, the twentieth and the twenty first
at Cobb's Comedy, and plenty of other shows. In October,
I'll be in Pittsburgh October nineteenth, one night in Pittsburgh
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October Ober nineteenth, and then it's election week, and who
the fuck knows what's going to be going on then.
But I am performing in Indianapolis November seventh, Chicago November eighth,
Saint Louis November ninth, the seventh, eighth, and ninth, Indianapolis, Chicago,
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Saint Louis and Election Day is the fifth. Who the
fuck knows where things are going to be? And then
I got more shows. All tickets information is availabley Michael
Rappaport Coomedy dot com. Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. But I'm
back moving around next week in Buffalo. Come see me live,
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tell a friend to tell a friend to come see
me live, and tell a friend to tell a friend
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Professional podcasting and professional football started. Professional fantasy football started,
and here we go with the fucking Kansas City Chiefs,
an embarrassment of riches, holy shit, speed kills, and the
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Baltimore Ravens have speed, but they don't have as much
speed as the Kansas City Chiefs. I can't imagine another
team in the league with as much speed. With Racie Rice,
that good, good, soft white buttered Racie Rice, Isaiah Pacheco
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and Xavier Worthy put his put his speed on the map,
off the bat and I mean the greatest security blanket
in the history of the NFL. Travis Kelce and my homeboy,
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and it was a good game. I can't deal all season.
I like the Chiefs. I enjoy watching the Chiefs. I'm
not a Chiefs hater, but I can't. I can't watch
all season. Every time Travis Kel's catches a pass, every
time they're looking for a little juice, they cut the
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tailor Swift. No disrespect to Taylor Swift and the Swifties.
Although you said nothing, the Swifties have still said jack
shit about the thwarted terrorist attack from a few weeks ago.
You guys got something to say about everything. But I
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just can't deal with it. I can't deal with every
time Travis Kelce makes a catch, they're gonna cut to
her jumping around. And I told you I've met Taylor Swift.
She was super duper nice. But enough is enough. You're
not hijacking this entire football season. But the NFL is underway,
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Fantasy football is underway, Lamar Jackson and them. That receiver
likely caught a touchdown, but you know he did the
Kevin Durant that toe was over the line. Remember when
Kevin Durant his toe is over the line. But I'm
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excited about the game starting. I'm excited about this weekend
the games. I'm most excited about the Titans and the Bears.
Loved watching the Bears on hard Knocks. Titans and the
Bears are revamped. Titans added Tony p Tony Pilot, Tyler Boyd,
Calvin Ridley, and the may and Naise King second year
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QB will Levi's see the Bears have Caleb Williams and
rookie Roman Doonsay and Keenan Allen. They got a lot.
They got DJ Moore, that's my guy. Both have great
fan bases, both have playoff aspirations for their squads. So
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starting off with a win for these teams that are
excited young, especially with young Caleb, curly headed Caleb, is
going to be important. So I expect that to be
a fun, competitive game. The Texans and the Colts Division
battle right off the bat Stroud versus Richardson second year quarterbacks.
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Both offenses have a lot of potential to put a
lot of points up. I'm especially interested in the receiver
Mitchell on the Colts two guard guard rookie receiver with
speed might be the next pakuah Nicoua. And his name
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is Adam I. How could you not like a name?
Ada and I Adam I Mitchell think me later. Watch
out for Nico Collins to go nuclear. He's had big
monster games against Indy and then the fucking Sunday night
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football game, the Rams versus the Lions playoff rematch. We
know Jared Goff, Maddy Stafford again. Detroit almost they almost
tasted the Super Bowl. They're well coached, they're excited, they're young,
they play together. I'm high on Detroit this year, especially
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with them only playing three games outdoors. I don't know
how that worked out, but they got three outdoor games
all season, and none of them are until week. Sean
McVay will have some tricks up his sleeve, the Magic Man.
It's gonna be a lot of fun and my sleeper
dark horse game of the Week that I'm definitely gonna
be watching the Saints versus the Panthers. Both teams have
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new offenses and a lot to prove. Panthers have been
seeing improvement from their number one pick Bryce Young. Probably
the first time I mentioned his name all preseason heading
into the actual season. But Bryce Young needs to show up.
He's a number one pick, got a number one receiver
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Deontay Johnson from Pittsburgh, Derek Carr. Listen, this is it.
He has a lot to prove. I'm expecting a ginormous
year from Chris o'lave. Who's on my Howard Stern squad.
Strap it in, rap a pack. It's game time. Are
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Are you ready for some football? Are you ready for
some fantasy football? I cannot fucking wait. I saw that
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the actor, the great underrated actor Richard Gear seventy five
fucking years old. Looks good, that Richard Gear. He's always
looked good. This fucking guy. American Jigglo. Okay, you don't
get cast in American Jigglow without looking like a million bucks.
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This fucking guy has always looked like a million bucks.
I'm sure he came out the womb looking like a
million bucks. He's been great for so many years. Breathless
officer and a gentleman. Loved that film, very very very
very very good film. Dennis Deborah Winger of course was
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in that. I mean, he's just pretty woman. Cotton Club.
Love that fucking film. He was in Chicago. One of
my favorite I wouldn't say favorite films of all time,
but I would say it's my favorite Richard Gear film.
Internal Affairs, underrated film with him a young Andy Garcia.
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He plays a shit bag cop, I mean, primal fear.
He turned seventy five years old, The American Jigglow, The
American Jigglow, the og American Jiglow and like I said,
underrated actor. The great Richard Gear seventy five years and
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still looking, still looking like a cocksman, still looking good,
great hair, great skin. Always like Richard gears and actors.
Always so good, been so good for so many years.
So happy seventy fifth birthday to the excellent, excellent Richard Gear.
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Also looking for mister Goodbar. He was in all those
like Yo, I'm Gonna fuck your wife. He was like
the guy and breathless. He was that guy. But he
wasn't just a pretty face. It was a dope actor.
He had an edge. But what a fucking handsome guy.
No Bruno that Richard Gear, so good for so many years.
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Forgot about looking for mister Goodbar. Anyway, what else is
going on? It's been a crazy week. Gotta give a
shout out rip to fat Man Scoop. Fat Man Scoop,
who if you don't know the name, you know the voice.
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One of the great hype men, one of the great
personalities of hip hop, passed away way too young. Miles George,
then play a little Fat Man Scoop. Everybody knows Scoop.
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You know Fat Man's Scoop. Just I've known Scoop a
little bit throughout the years. Always so nice, so positive,
so warm, so welcoming. He passed away way too young,
and he was just a staple in hip hop. Voice
sampled used on so many different songs. Just a true
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hip hop guy, true all hip hop, all New York
guy who passed away way too young. So condolences to
him and his family and may his memory be a blessing.
What else is going on? Yo? I gotta give it
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up to Patrick Beverly, Patrick Beverly, who I have liked.
I loved Patrick Beverly when he was on the Clippers
and he went full training day mode on Lonzo Ball
his first season. Actually got myself a Patrick Beverly jersey
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was wearing it proudly. That's how you rookie a rookie.
And then, of course, you know, Patrick Beverly a little
went from being you know, hard nosed to my opinion,
on the border of dirty with some of the Russell
Westbrook shit. And then of course I gave him the
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nickname Patrick don't turn your back on me Beverly after
he pushed Chris Paul in the back and I though
Chris Paul apologist, but I was like, what the fuck?
Why are you pushing a dude with his back turn
tough guy? But Patrick Beverly, who scrapped and scratched his
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way into the league, etching out an excellent career and
it's probably a little bit of a pain in the
fucking ass because you got to have that mentality to
scratch and claw your way into an NBA career like
Patrick Beverley. Then, of course I gave him the great
nickname air b and B Beverly because he was getting
traded two to three times a season. Said why is
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this guy not the spokesperson for Airbnb? And he should
open a shipping and moving company, Patrick Beverly's Pat bebbs
Moving and Shipping, because I mean, this guy was never
in one city for more than a couple of weeks
at a time and he is now playing in Tel Aviv,
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Tel Aviv, and Pat Beverly, I have to give him love.
And Patrick Beverly, who I called, don't turn your back
on him Beverly to Airbnb Beverly, Patrick Dementsh Beverly. He
was on his podcast, the Pat BEV Pod, and I
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saw a clip of him unapologetically, honestly talking about his
experience playing in Tel Aviv so far, talking about his
experience of being in Israel so far, and he loves it,
he appreciates it, he gets it. He didn't need to
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speak on this, especially when speaking on anything to do
with Israel and saying the word Israel can be looked
at as a slur. But I want to give Patrick
Beverly a shout out and much appreciation. Like I said,
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when so many people haven't said a thing about the crisis,
the hostage crisis, the war, and so much of the
shit that's been going on in Israel, Patrick Beverly is
enjoying his time and I know it means a lot
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to me. I know it means a lot to the
people of Israel. A lot of people have posted it
and enjoy your time in Israel. It's a beautiful, beautiful place.
And imagine Patrick Beverley's saying this now when the country
is under so much dress. What it's going to be
like when we move past this horrible time. But I
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want to play that clip. Myles Jordan played the clip
of Patrick Beverly talking about his time so far in Israel.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And in Israel obviously, you know, I wake up, I
get phone calls, I get text messages. Hat you okay, okay, okay,
I'm waking up in Paradise every day. Every day. The
sun is pink when it sets the city of Tel Aviv.
That giving me private beaches to go to after practice.
I sit on the beach for six seven hours a day.
I'm standing in this big ass like huge mansion villa.
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Probably one of the best places I've ever played.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Basketball, No cap. It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Words can't describe it. Wow, words can't describe it. You
honestly have to have to be here to understand. Like
the sunset, the people, the food. The food is great.
The water is spectacular. It's ninety degrees every day. The
waters is a cool seventy eight warm, Like I mean wrong,
I can't make none of this up.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Me coming from the NBA to city loves the shit
out of me. Tel Aviv has been phenomenal, paradise, truly paradise.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
So that means a lot. It means a lot. Patrick Beverly,
so your name is now Patrick the Mensch Beverly. Enjoy
your time, have a great season, and hopefully you'll be
I guarantee you. I think that Patrick Beverly will be
back in the NBA at some point. But in the meantime,
enjoy Israel, Enjoy Tel Aviv. I know that you having
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a good time, and speaking about it again, it means
a lot to so many people past speaking of Israel.
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One of the worst weeks in a year of so
many terrible weeks, to so many terrible days. The bodies
of six hostages, including the body of Heirsch Goldberg Pollen,
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who I just we just mentioned his parents, Rachel and John,
because they were speaking so eloquently, passionately, speaking so honestly
and vulnerably throughout this whole, whole whole time their son
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was kidnapped. They spoke at the Democratic National Convention. The
bodies of six hostages were recovered after being executed, executed,
And I didn't think that this was gonna the way
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things turned out with Hersh. I got to meet his parents,
spend a little time with his parents in Israel on
a couple of my trips with my wife, And like
I said, I think that we all thought that Hersh
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was going to make it because of the I don't know,
because we wanted that. We wanted him to make it.
We related to him. His family's born and raised in Chicago,
and he was kidnapped on the seventh And I mean,
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his story of what happened on the seventh is just
a horror story, a fucking horror story and it's been
horrible ever since. And those animals released a video of
hersh with his arm blown off, his hand blown off
months ago, and you were just like, okay, okay, this
this happened, but he's alive and he was speaking to
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the camera. But it's just not the way it worked out.
And it just was brutal to find out that these
six hostages were killed, executed, shot close range, after they're
surviving for three hundred thirty days. And that was rough.
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That was really really rough, and it was we were
all rooting for all of them. We're rooting for all them,
but everybody was surprised that heirsh Pollin Goldberg was killed
like that. And it's just been a crazy week. It's
just been a crazy fucking week. I'm looking forward to
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going back. I'm going back to Israel and performing there
the thirteenth and the fourteenth. I am performing there with
so much honor, so much pride. I'm gonna do my
best to bring a little levity. Like I said about
election week earlier in the podcast, you know, October thirteenth
and fourteenth, and normal times, you know, doesn't seem too
far away, but who the fuck knows where we're going
(27:54):
to be with this, with this war with Hamas, these animals,
these liars, these scumbags, who the fuck knows where things
are going to be the thirteenth and the fourteenth for
those shows and when I go there, but I'm going
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barring any flight cancelations, anything could happen. Israel's under just
so much pressure, so much siege, just so much divide,
so much finger pointing. And this is exactly what these
animals from Hamas, from the regime of Iran, who these hesbalah,
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this is exactly what they fucking want. And it was
crazy because this week, after the bodies were recovered they
were found by IDF soldiers, the savage Hamas terrorists put
out videos of each and every one of them, each
and every one of them talking to the camera, obviously
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scripted reading saying certain things. But then some of the
videos they're just terrible. They're fucking terrible, and just to
add insult to injury, and they take no responsibility because
these people are maniacal on a different level. Man Hamas
is maniacal on a different fucking level. And you could
say what you want about bb Net and Yahoo, you
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could say what you want about the imperfect government of Israel.
You could say what you want about the imperfections of Israel.
But America is imperfect. The government is certainly imperfect. The
city I love in a door is so far from
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being perfect. Wherever you're from is imperfect. My family's imperfect,
I'm imperfect, you're imperfect. I don't know why Israel is
held to this unattained standard that they're supposed to be perfect.
But anybody would choose living in Israel as opposed to
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any of the places that I mentioned, Gaza, Judaea, Samaria, Ramaalah, Janine,
these shithles. Terrorists ran shithles Iran. The only place you
could be free as an Arab in the Middle East
is Israel. That's a fact. You're not free in Iran.
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You're not free in any of these other fucking places Lebanon.
You're either a terrorist or you shut the fuck up.
And Israel is a democracy and people are protesting, protesting
bib Net and Yahoo hostage deals. He doing this for himself?
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Is he doing it for his political life? Is he
putting himself before the hostages? And the beauty of it
is that you can protest in Israel. You know what
happens if you protest in Gaza. You get thrown off
a building, you get shot in front of other people
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to scare the shit out of you from ever opening
your fucking mouth again. But it was a really, really,
really hard few days, hard week. And there are still
one hundred and one hostages in Gaza. The oldest is
an eighty six year old man named Shlomo man Sewer,
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who's a Holocaust survivor. The youngest is Ril and Kafir Bebis,
five and two years old. Obviously, the Bebis family has
been talked about a lot. Mother, father, and these two
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gorgeous redheaded children have been kidnapped for three hundred eleven months.
Let's just say what it is, eleven fucking months. It's
eleven months now. So it just weighs hard, weighs hard
on so many different people, and yeah, man, it's just
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been a fucked up week when regarding to that. And
I try to compartmentalize my time, my feelings, my energy,
because it could be so demoralizing, and however, demoralizing and
depressing and is scary and is overwhelming. It feels towards me.
I know that it's nothing compared to the people that
are in the thick of it. And Israel is such
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a small place, it's the size of New Jersey, so
it's one degree of separation. Everybody knows somebody who's either
in it, coming out of it, or on their way
back to it. Regarding the hostages, IDF, almost one hundred
thousand people are displaced in the north of Israel from
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the animals from Hesbealah in Lebanon, and it was just
a tough tough week for everybody, particularly the families the
friends of those six hostages that were rescued, albeit they
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were killed executed close range, bullets to the head. Very
very very very very sad. And may their memories be
a blessing. And pray, fight, think, tweet, text, talk, beg
plead for the return of the other hostages. Please give
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it a thought, a prayer, a text, a tweet, a conversation,
ask a question, listen to a podcast, try to educate
yourself because it is unjust. It is unjust what has happened.
And we're heading into a year of this shit, a
fucking year, a fucking year since October seventh, and it's
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changed me in ways I don't know yet. I'm still
in it hopefully inevitably will change me for the better.
I know it's already changed me for the better. But
like I said, I'm just a just a tiny, tiny,
tiny tiny The way it affects me is just a tiny,
tiny way the way it affects so many other people.
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So anyway, I just wanted to just give love to
the those families, Hirsh Goldberg, Pollen and the other five,
and the American hostages. There's still seven American hostages. Seven
American hostages are in Gaza. There is a New York
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or Omeir Neutra. There is a kid from New Jersey
Eaten Alexander. And if you're a New Yorker, somebody from
the Tri state area that should not settle well with you.
They all must come home. They all must come home. Anyway,
came saw and I disrupted, came sore and I disrupted.
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Make sure you tell a friend to tell a friend
and leave a comment, leave a review for the world's
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Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers, Take me out of
you something real nice. Take me out of something real level.
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Most importantly, take me out here with something super duper funky.
See I am rap por stereo pockets. I'm out.
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