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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I beat the shit out of my guy, Sheeezy, and
I called him first thing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
After the game was over.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I said, I met your wife, I met your beautiful family.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was in your beautiful house.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And if you think I felt or feel bad about
beating the shit out of you, you don't know who
the fuck you're dealing with. I want you to dust
that fucking loss off. I want you to take a
cold shower, a hot shower, go for a walk, and
just refocus yourself because your family needs you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Pleasant.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They don't need a sore loser moping around the house.
They don't want to hear Oh yo, Mike raps Kicker
did this. They don't need you talking about Ramadre Stevenson
did that. Oh and DK Metkiff didn't do that for me.
They don't want to hear any of that shit. They
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don't want to hear any of what my team done
did to you. Boom have no fear of the Iron
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Speaker 2 (01:21):
Is in the place to be. Boom.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
NFL season has kicked off, and they arrested Ka Cheetah
Tyreek the freak in Miami.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought it was in Jackson film.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How the fuck are you gonna arrest the freak in
Miami while he's trying to get into the hard rock stadium?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That happened.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Plus, my palette has softened for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Yeah,
I said it. I'll say it again. My palette has
softened for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Plus we must
remember nine to eleven. This is the week of nine eleven.
The tragedy, The tragedy that happened took place, change the
(02:00):
world forever right here in New York City. All that
more on a heart felt, high flying, hard hitting, fully
disruptive I Am Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
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Speaker 1 (02:11):
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Dust Brothers, Siggey. Start this puppy of top real Nice Stiggy,
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Speaker 2 (02:19):
Real, the most important.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
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Speaker 3 (02:48):
This ear.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
His name is Michael Rappaport a k a.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
The Inflamed Askenazi aka the Sultan of Sniff, ak A.
The Disruptive Warrior a k A. Mister New York a
k A. White Mike a k a. The White chocola
Tito a k A. The Gringo man Dingle? Did I
say that already? They just roll off my tongue. So nice,
(03:19):
so proper, feeling real good, feeling real nice, feeling really
really really good, really good, really disruptive. I hope everybody
else is out there feeling really good. Uh September. We
are in the month of September. I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast,
(03:41):
the world's most disruptive podcast. Tell a friend to tell
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Rapaport Stereo Podcast. If you've never left for the podcast,
do so wherever you listen to podcasts. We are five
(04:06):
star generals, and I'm feeling really good, feeling really good.
Thanks for asking the knees healing up, real nice and
real proper. Been doing that pt that physical therapy, icing
that puppy, elevating it on the bike, doing the slides,
going up the stairs, doing all the things I need
(04:30):
to do to be back on the court, back on
the streets, moving and grooving, because I'm moving and grooving.
Got a slight limp right now, slight at times, it
goes in and out, but definitely don't feel like myself.
It's not even a week since my quote unquote surgery.
I don't like the cult surgery. It sounds so so serious,
(04:53):
but it was a surgery. Call it a procedure. Torn meniscus.
In case you've been living under a rock. Me the
Gringo man Dingo, Me, the disruptive warrior. I tore my
meniscus on my right knee. Of course, I tore my
meniscus on my left knee playing in any celebrity All
Star game. I believe that was the Justin Bieber Celebrity
All Star Game. I think that might have been when
(05:15):
I tore that puppy. Anyway, we're back feeling good. Like
I said, I know a lot of people have been
reaching out concerned, tossing and turning, how's the Dingo doing,
How's the inflamed Ashkenazi doing?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
How could we sleep?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Knowing that he could possibly be uncomfortable, But I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I bounced back, and I got a busy week ahead
of me, head in the Buffalo performing this Friday, this
Saturday in Buffalo at the Helium Comedy Club the thirteenth
and fourteenth, and then next week I'll be in Cobbs
Comedy in San Francisco October twentieth and the first. All
(06:02):
tickets for all my shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy
dot com. Came saw and kicked fucking ass. Oh man,
Can we talk a little football? Can I be a little,
a little greedy and talk a little fantasy football and
(06:22):
talk about how I fucking beat the shit? Now I'm
in the Stern Show League, and I am in the
My Money League, and the gentleman who I played in
My Money League, I lost in the Stern Show to
Richard Christy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
His guy's overperformed. It's fine. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I went to the championship in the Howard Stern Fantasy
Football League last year and lost to J. D.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What a fucking prick he is called.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Him like before the games, like, what are you call
him From'm like, motherfucker, you should be happy that anybody's
calling you, let alone me calling you. But I lost
to Richard in the Stern Show, like I said, I'll
be back, and then in my Money League, I played
my man. I'll just call him cheezy, my man cheezy,
and uh he thought he thought shit was sweet because
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his running back. I believe it has to be his
running back one se Quon Get your weight on. Saquon
Barkley played in Brazil the other night, and this fucking guy,
way to go, Giants, way to go. Fucking off season
hard knocks. Decision makers, way to fucking go. Don't sign
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Saquon Barkley. Don't sign him. Sae Kwon Barkley outscored the
entire New York Giant offense. Saquon Barkley from Brazil. Let
me tell you something. God only knows what Saquon Barkley
and the rest of these players were doing in Brazil.
What happens in Brazil never stays in Brazil. But the
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Eagles and Saquan He scored three touchdowns the Giants in
their game, scored zero touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That was a fucking a shrewd move, shrewd fucking move.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hard knocks offseason, they're like him in and hawing, should
we sign him?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Should we?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's like a two million dollar thing. They're gonna give
him twelve point five? Will he all went off from
ten point five or something like that. Give him the
fucking money. Yeah he gets hurt, blah blah blah blah blah.
But my man, Cheezy, who I was playing in my
money Leezi, he had Saquan. I know he thought his
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shit didn't stink. I know he thought he had an
easy fucking win. But that's why you never give up.
You never take your foot off the gas. And that's
why drafting a strong kicker like I did, the strongest
of the strong kickers, okay, got him, got him real nice,
(09:00):
got him real proper. Now, I ain't know Dallas cowboy apologist,
but Brandon Aubrey, I said, kickers win championships. This fucking
guy was out there kicking field goals all over the
fucking field. Got me twenty two point three points. They
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took away a sixty six yarder from him.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Guy almost had thirty points.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
After hadn't taken away that sixty six yard are from
him between Tyrek the freak Tyreek Hill, who obviously we
have to talk about what happened with him and the
rest of my fucking mean, lean fantasy football machine. I
beat the shit out of my guy, Shecheezy, and I
(09:50):
called him first thing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
After the game was over.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I said, I met your wife, I met your beautiful family.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I was in your beautiful house.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And if you think I felt or feel bad about
beating the shit out of you, you don't know who
the fuck you're dealing with. I want you to dust
that fucking loss off. I want you to take a
cold shower, a hot shower, go for a walk, and
(10:20):
just refocus yourself, because your family needs you pleasant. They
don't need a sore loser moping around the house. They
don't want to hear oh yo, Mike raps Kicker did this.
They don't need you talking about Ramadre Stevenson did that.
Oh and DK Metkiff didn't do that for me. They
(10:44):
don't want to hear any of that shit. They don't
want to hear any of what my team done did
to you. Your kids want to go to school with
a happy dad. They want to be picked up from
school with a happy dad. I beat that ass, real
nice and real proper, and that's why I play. I
(11:06):
felt good beating that ass, real nice and real proper.
And I don't know how things worked out for all
youse in your fantasy football leeeds. I don't even know
if you're into fantasy football, but if you're not, it
ain't too fucking late getting some weekly shit. Figure out
a way.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's so much fun when you're dumping and humping.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Dumping and humping turns to humping and what and what
and dumping dumping and humping can turn to humping and
dumping real nice and real proper.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And I did it all weekend long.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh yeah, A fuck yeah, of course it's.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
All over the news.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
The aforementioned Tyreek the Freak, Tyreek.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Hill, my guy, my man got arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Outside the arena on the way to Game one against
the Jacksonville Jaguars. Now I thought this had to be
an away game. I thought there's no fucking way in
Miami at.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The crib.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That any cop would arrest Tyreek the Freak outside of
hard Rock Stadium. I said to my wife and said
the game has to be in Jacksonville, There's no way.
I didn't realize until later on, after I had seen
the posts and seen it talked about that, I realized
that it happened on the way into hard Rock Stadium,
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the home of the Miami Dolphins. Now listen, I'm sure
Tyrek the Freak was speeding his ass off, and I'm
sure when he got pulled over. This is just my estimation, guestimation.
I'm sure he was like, bitch, why the fuck you
pulling me over?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I'm Tyrek the Freak. I'm about to go out there
and do some wild shit. I'm the Cheetah. Bitch. Have
you never seen me? Do you you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Take this fucking jersey, take this pair of cleats, and
let me go about my business. It's week one. I'm
sure he was saying all that. I'm sure he didn't
even offer up the cleats and the jersey. But somehow,
some way, they brought Tyrone the Freak the Cheetah out
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of the car, had him face down on the hot
ass cement in Miami outside of hard Rock Stadium, and
they arrested him. They arrested the Freak. They arrested the
Cheetah right outside the arena. This is being investigated. Apparently
(14:27):
the police officer has been put on leave as he should. Listen,
everybody's a citizen, I get it. Nobody is above the law,
I get it. But for the sake of everybody, for
the sake of the Miami Dolphins fans, for the sake
(14:47):
of the Police Department of Miami, that's got bigger fish
to fry, for the sake of Florida, for the sake
of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You fuck you gotta eat that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You gotta say, Tyreek, you're being rude, You're being disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
However, because it's you, and if.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I take you out of your I don't know what
he was in, a Lamborghini or Porsche or some kind
of Batman crazy looking car. If I take you out
of this car, this whole situation is gonna get bigger
and worse than any of us need. Okay, okay, please
stop calling me a motherfucker. You could call me officer, Thomas.
(15:33):
You could just call me officer. Could you please stop cursing?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Tyreek?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Fine, you don't want to stop cursing, I'm gonna let
you go today. I know I'm a motherfucker, and I
suck this that and the third, I know your mom's
in the car. The rest of the Dolphins are pulling
into Hard Rock Stadium. But speeding is not good, even
though you're the freak, even though you're the check. Speeding
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outside the arena is really a safety hazard. But because
it's you, and because I'm gonna do the smart thing
outside three four seven, don shula drive. You know it's
called don Shula drive, I'm gonna let you go in
the arena and I'm gonna eat this.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But no, the cop couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And like I said, nobody is above the law. It's
not like he was running naked. It's not like he
stabbed anybody, not like there was charges on him. He's speeding,
he's being a fucking idiot. If he was in fact
speeding and being a fucking idiot, you have to let
the freak go into the arena. That's why you got
put on leave. There's so many fucking things going on
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in Florida. There's so many crimes in some of the
neighborhoods in and around Miami, and you're arresting the freak,
you're putting him on the floor before game one week
one of the the NFL in Miami. I can understand
if this was in Jacksonville, Oh, it's a fucked up cop,
fuck you, asshole. But in Miami you did That's like
(17:10):
arresting Dwayne Wade before opening night in the NBA. That's
literally like arresting Lebron James when he was playing for
the Miami Heatles opening night in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You gotta eat that shit.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
If Lebron d Wade, Chris Bonsor's like, yo, fuck you officer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You know who I am. This the Miami Heatls.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Suck my, this, suck my that bop hoop bop pop by,
you gotta be like, all right, that's no way to
talk to an officer. Can I get a jersey? I
would have been like, at least can I get a
sign jersey? Get a fucking sign jersey and some cleats
sell that shit on eBay and make some money.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You didn't want to do that. You wanted to arrest
the freak. Now you're on leave, asshole.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And then right before the game the other day, Dak
Prescott signed a contract. I don't even know what it is. Listen,
I just talked to you about Brandon Aubrey, my kicker. Okay,
I talked to you about Tarit the freak, talked about
my victory. Dak Prescott, he wins the Man of the Year. Apparently,
this is a great guy. He's been through a lot
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of stuff. He had his best season last year. But
the amount of money that they're paying these quarterbacks, and
you want to talk about handcuffing between Jumbo Josh Allen,
between Joey Burrows Jalen Hurts and these quarterback contracts and listen,
these guys are elite. Quarterback, in my opinion, is absolutely
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the hardest position in all of sports to play. Playing
quarterback in the NFL is got to be the hardest
position in all of sports. It's harder than being a
goalie in the NHL, certainly harder than anything in the NBA.
I can't see what's a harder thing to do, A harder,
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more coveted, more precious position in all the sports than
the quarterback. But can we get a fucking Super Bowl
from one of these big slinging half a billion dollar contracts?
And then also they announced before the game this is Sunday.
You guys had weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks
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to sort this shit out. We have waited, we have percolated,
we have drafted, we have mock drafted, we have drest
mock drafted. We've watched the highlights, we listened to the pregame,
We've done everything. As fans. You had weeks, months of
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time to announce all this shit. First you arrest to
wreak the freak, Then you announced Dak Prescott's contract, and
then on top of that, this is before the game starts.
They announced that Kendrick Lamoar kay Dot is gonna be
the musical act during the super Bowl super Bowl in
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twenty twenty five. Who knows what the world's gonna be
like in twenty twenty five, Holy shit, by the time
this super Bowl hits, who knows what.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm just hoping that.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Me, you, your family, my family, and everybody else health
is intact. They announced that k Dot Kendrick Lamar is
gonna be the musical host at the super Bowl whatever,
super Bowl fifty six, fifty four, seventy two, I don't know,
in New Orleans, and that caused the whole shit storm. Again,
(20:35):
this is before the game's even started. Why is it
k Dot? Why is it not Wheezy? Why is it
k Dot?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What did Drake do?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Why is it Kendrick Lamar? Did jay Z have something
to do with it? Why is it k Dot? Why
isn't it the cash Money Boys, the Hot Boys? Why
isn't it a master? P? K Dot's dope, but he's
from La K Dots dope, but he just came out
with Little Wayne, this Drake that blah blah blah blah blah. Personally,
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I think that Kendrick Lamore is dope. I think that
he's sick. But uh, it just seems new, seems new
to be performing at halftime at the Super Bowl, not
to say that it's not gonna be dope, not to
say that I'm not gonna have fun watching it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'd rather have Kendrick Lamore than like Oasis. I'd rather have.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Kendrick Lamore than Pearl Jam or one of these fucking groups.
That's more my taste, that's more up my alley. But
this has been discussed, debated. Everybody's freaking out about this,
freaking out about that, and Drake had something to do
with it, and jay Z had something to do with
and that that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Personally, it doesn't make that.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna enjoy it, And like
I said, I hope by twenty twenty five, February of
twenty twenty five, things are in a better place in
the world abroad and parts unknown.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Everybody's up in arms. Never thought I would see the
day where I'm softened by Bill Belichick and Tom Brady.
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are all over your TV,
all over your Instagram, and I gotta say, I like it,
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and I'm glad. I'm at the point where I like it.
I'm glad where I could walk away knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
However, as many times as the Patriots broke my heart, however,
many times as the Patriots superseded expectations, however, many times
that those fucks won the Super Bowl, However, many times
that those motherfuckers came back. However, many balls the day, deflated,
(23:16):
videotapes they made, However, many fucking cheating scandals and championships
that day won. I know that in my heart eye
me Michael Rappaport, a native New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And a New York Giants fan.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And this is before I was deep dicking. Oh yeah,
deep Dick in fantasy football. I know in my heart
that the New York Giants beat them not once, oh
no twice, two times twice on the biggest stage of
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them all, got them real nice, real proper, and real
clean for the whole world to watch. So you guys, yeah,
you're a dynasty. You guys are the greatest. Run Bopa,
(24:24):
bob bob ba, knock yourself out. I sleep like a
fucking baby knowing that two thousand and eight we got you,
We got your real good and we got your real proper.
Twenty and twelve, we got you. We got you again,
you fucks. Two thousand and eight, twenty and twelve, we
(24:47):
got you fucking twice.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
We fucked up your perfect season. Your perfect season.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Was fucked up by who, Michael stray Hand and the
fucking boys. We brought the noise and we brought the
fucking boys. We beat your ass. So time heals all wounds,
you focks. Yeah, the Giants ain't shit right now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I don't care. So when I see Bill Belichie and.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Peyton's big brother Eli on their new show, I sit
back and I enjoy it. That stuttering, miserable, elusive weirdo
Bill Belichick. That character's gone. There's a new character there,
and I like it. They got a new show, Peyton, Sorry,
(25:48):
Eli and Belichick. I think it's called deep diving or
the Inside Scoop or in focus or pregame. Peyton and Bill,
it's fucking awesome. These are two great articulate football minds
(26:09):
breaking down film, studying clips, going back and forth. And
I'm not gonna say that he's Rodney Dangerfield. But Bill
Belichick is quote unquote funny. You gotta watch it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I don't know when it comes on. I caught it
on a hummer. I didn't know that it was coming.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's fucking awesome, and I'm glad that I'm able to
say it's awesome. And the reason why I'm able to
say it's awesome is because.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I have no hard feelings. We fucked you twice, not once,
two times, two fucking times.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Two thousand and eight, two thousand and twelve. You go
up to Julian Edelman, Okay, Ty Law and those fucking guys, anybody,
any one of those Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,
anybody from the New Kids on the Block.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You say the words to those people.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Twenty two thousand and eight or twenty and twelve, they're.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Not gonna smile. They know exactly what the fuck you're
talking about.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And then we got six eight, don't we got two, motherfucker,
and we took him away from you, motherfucker, motherfucker. Oh yeah,
Tom Brady did his debut as the Fox.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Analyst.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I think Tom Brady did good. It is his first
game doing it. I think he did good. Apparently. I
think it's three hundred and twenty five million dollars or
three hundred and seventy five million dollars for ten years.
There's no way he'll be doing this shit in eight years.
I highly doubt it. I just can't see him doing it.
But he loves the game. He breaks the game down.
(28:00):
I don't think he's found his quote unquote voice. I
don't think he's found his full character. But I had
no problem with that either. It's fucking Tom Brady. It's
the greatest quarterback to ever throw that pigskin. You think
of pigskins and tossing that bitch, you think of Tom
fucking Brady looks good, his voice is a little weird.
(28:23):
Chin's fucking magnificent. He's got that avocando ice cream Skin
and the NFL. Some hate him, some love I'm over it.
I put my fucking sword down. I hate Reggie Miller
more than I hate Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. I
can't stand fucking Reggie Miller. I'll never like Reggie Miller.
I'll never soften to Reggie Miller. When I hear his voice,
(28:47):
when I see his face, I don't feel good things.
I don't feel good things. Belichick Show with Peyton Great,
Tom Brady as a broadcaster, fan fucking tastic, fan fantastic.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
What else is going on? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's the uh, the week of nine to eleven, which
is obviously something we talk about every single year. How
could you not which happened in two thousand and one?
That is insane twenty three years ago, twenty three years ago,
(29:30):
and man, there's always these segments and sixty minutes reminding
everybody about the terror that was nine to eleven, the horrible, horrible,
horrible day in American history, horrible day in the country's history,
(29:58):
horrible day in New York history, horrible day in world history.
And just think about so many thousands of people. I
think it was twenty seven hundred people died in the
buildings twenty seven hundred total. I hope I'm not getting
that wrong. I was watching this sixty minutes piece about it, firemen,
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fire captains, young firemen whose fathers had passed, died on
nine to eleven, who've continued to take on their parents'
legacies as firemen. Just so much, so much destruction, so
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much death had happened so quickly, and the surprise attack
and the just the shock of the buildings collapsing. That's
the one thing that stuck out for me most. The
technical aspect of those two ginormous buildings collapsing so quickly,
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that's the part that the fireman never expected. And obviously
it was just such a man. I remember I was
going I was working on that show Boston Public on
that day and going to work early in the morning
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and listening to the Howard Stern Show, the Stern Show,
and that's where I first heard it was on, was
Howard Stern, and then of course the news and then
back to Howard Stern, and then I got to work
and then watching the news and phone calls, and it
was terrible, terrible, terrible day. And I just can't imagine
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how people, so many people's families were breached, and you know,
the firemen and they lost brothers and there was a
fireman who lost his and the fireman died.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, it's just terrible, and so many.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
New Yorkers and people from all over the world and
just a terrible, terrible day. And you know, the people
that survived, how can you come back from that? The
people that made it out of those buildings, because that's
truly a miracle, the people that made it out of
those buildings. And you know, you got to say a
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prayer and be grateful for everything you have. I know,
I am super duper grateful for everything I have. I'm
super grateful for my health, super grateful for the fact
that I was able to get a knee surgery the
other day, you know, and they put me through the
ringer of the insurance this and sign this and go here,
and I'm like, whatever I'm doing, I'm so fucking lucky,
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so lucky to be able to be injured and then
have insurance that will take care of me. I know
so many people don't have that. That's a luxury. That
is a straight up luxury, and I don't know, it's
just really sad that nine to eleven. Every time you
really ponder it and think about it and let it
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into your your soul. It's just, I'm sure for everybody,
it's just heartbreaking and just agonizing. And I can't I
can't help but think about just the amount of grief
and how life just man just like that. And I
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try to just be grateful for everything I have and
be remind myself of that. And I hope you guys
can too.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And I don't know. I'm done. I'm done to.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
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It's crazy. I'm screaming in yell.
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And talking off fantasy football shit, and then here we
are talking about nine to eleven. Damn near I'm gonna
start crying on the Golden Mic.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
But I'm done.
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I beat the shit out of my guy, Sheeezy, and
I called him first thing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
After the game was over.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I said, I met your wife, I met your beautiful family.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was in your beautiful house.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And if you think I felt or feel bad about
beating the shit out of you, you don't know who
the fuck you're dealing with. I want you to dust
that fucking loss off. I want you to take a
cold shower, a hot shower, go for a walk, and
just refocus yourself because your family needs you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Pleasant.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They don't need a sore loser moping around the house.
They don't want to hear Oh yo, Mike raps Kicker
did this. They don't need you talking about Ramadre Stevenson
did that. Oh and DK Metkiff didn't do that for me.
They don't want to hear any of that shit. They
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NFL season has kicked off, and they arrested Ka Cheetah
Tyreek the freak in Miami.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I thought it was in Jackson film.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How the fuck are you gonna arrest the freak in
Miami while he's trying to get into the hard rock stadium?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That happened.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Plus, my palette has softened for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Yeah,
I said it. I'll say it again. My palette has
softened for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Plus we must
remember nine to eleven. This is the week of nine eleven.
The tragedy, The tragedy that happened took place, change the
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else is out there feeling really good. Uh September. We
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star generals, and I'm feeling really good, feeling really good.
Thanks for asking the knees healing up, real nice and
real proper. Been doing that pt that physical therapy, icing
that puppy, elevating it on the bike, doing the slides,
going up the stairs, doing all the things I need
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to do to be back on the court, back on
the streets, moving and grooving, because I'm moving and grooving.
Got a slight limp right now, slight at times, it
goes in and out, but definitely don't feel like myself.
It's not even a week since my quote unquote surgery.
I don't like the cult surgery. It sounds so so serious,
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but it was a surgery. Call it a procedure. Torn meniscus.
In case you've been living under a rock. Me the
Gringo man Dingo, Me, the disruptive warrior. I tore my
meniscus on my right knee. Of course, I tore my
meniscus on my left knee playing in any celebrity All
Star game. I believe that was the Justin Bieber Celebrity
All Star Game. I think that might have been when
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I tore that puppy. Anyway, we're back feeling good. Like
I said, I know a lot of people have been
reaching out concerned, tossing and turning, how's the Dingo doing,
How's the inflamed Ashkenazi doing?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
How could we sleep?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Knowing that he could possibly be uncomfortable, But I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I bounced back, and I got a busy week ahead
of me, head in the Buffalo performing this Friday, this
Saturday in Buffalo at the Helium Comedy Club the thirteenth
and fourteenth, and then next week I'll be in Cobbs
Comedy in San Francisco October twentieth and the first. All
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tickets for all my shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy
dot com. Came saw and kicked fucking ass. Oh man,
Can we talk a little football? Can I be a little,
a little greedy and talk a little fantasy football and
(06:22):
talk about how I fucking beat the shit? Now I'm
in the Stern Show League, and I am in the
My Money League, and the gentleman who I played in
My Money League, I lost in the Stern Show to
Richard Christy.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
His guy's overperformed. It's fine. I'll be back.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I went to the championship in the Howard Stern Fantasy
Football League last year and lost to J. D.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What a fucking prick he is called.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Him like before the games, like, what are you call
him From'm like, motherfucker, you should be happy that anybody's
calling you, let alone me calling you. But I lost
to Richard in the Stern Show, like I said, I'll
be back, and then in my Money League, I played
my man. I'll just call him cheezy, my man cheezy,
and uh he thought he thought shit was sweet because
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his running back. I believe it has to be his
running back one se Quon Get your weight on. Saquon
Barkley played in Brazil the other night, and this fucking guy,
way to go, Giants, way to go. Fucking off season
hard knocks. Decision makers, way to fucking go. Don't sign
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Saquon Barkley. Don't sign him. Sae Kwon Barkley outscored the
entire New York Giant offense. Saquon Barkley from Brazil. Let
me tell you something. God only knows what Saquon Barkley
and the rest of these players were doing in Brazil.
What happens in Brazil never stays in Brazil. But the
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Eagles and Saquan He scored three touchdowns the Giants in
their game, scored zero touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That was a fucking a shrewd move, shrewd fucking move.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hard knocks offseason, they're like him in and hawing, should
we sign him?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Should we?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's like a two million dollar thing. They're gonna give
him twelve point five? Will he all went off from
ten point five or something like that. Give him the
fucking money. Yeah he gets hurt, blah blah blah blah blah.
But my man, Cheezy, who I was playing in my
money Leezi, he had Saquan. I know he thought his
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shit didn't stink. I know he thought he had an
easy fucking win. But that's why you never give up.
You never take your foot off the gas. And that's
why drafting a strong kicker like I did, the strongest
of the strong kickers, okay, got him, got him real nice,
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got him real proper. Now, I ain't know Dallas cowboy apologist,
but Brandon Aubrey, I said, kickers win championships. This fucking
guy was out there kicking field goals all over the
fucking field. Got me twenty two point three points. They
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took away a sixty six yarder from him.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Guy almost had thirty points.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
After hadn't taken away that sixty six yard are from
him between Tyrek the freak Tyreek Hill, who obviously we
have to talk about what happened with him and the
rest of my fucking mean, lean fantasy football machine. I
beat the shit out of my guy, Shecheezy, and I
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called him first thing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
After the game was over.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I said, I met your wife, I met your beautiful family.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I was in your beautiful house.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And if you think I felt or feel bad about
beating the shit out of you, you don't know who
the fuck you're dealing with. I want you to dust
that fucking loss off. I want you to take a
cold shower, a hot shower, go for a walk, and
(10:20):
just refocus yourself, because your family needs you pleasant. They
don't need a sore loser moping around the house. They
don't want to hear oh yo, Mike raps Kicker did this.
They don't need you talking about Ramadre Stevenson did that.
Oh and DK Metkiff didn't do that for me. They
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don't want to hear any of that shit. They don't
want to hear any of what my team done did
to you. Your kids want to go to school with
a happy dad. They want to be picked up from
school with a happy dad. I beat that ass, real
nice and real proper, and that's why I play. I
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felt good beating that ass, real nice and real proper.
And I don't know how things worked out for all
youse in your fantasy football leeeds. I don't even know
if you're into fantasy football, but if you're not, it
ain't too fucking late getting some weekly shit. Figure out
a way.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's so much fun when you're dumping and humping.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Dumping and humping turns to humping and what and what
and dumping dumping and humping can turn to humping and
dumping real nice and real proper.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And I did it all weekend long.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh yeah, A fuck yeah, of course it's.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
All over the news.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
The aforementioned Tyreek the Freak, Tyreek.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Hill, my guy, my man got arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Outside the arena on the way to Game one against
the Jacksonville Jaguars. Now I thought this had to be
an away game. I thought there's no fucking way in
Miami at.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The crib.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That any cop would arrest Tyreek the Freak outside of
hard Rock Stadium. I said to my wife and said
the game has to be in Jacksonville, There's no way.
I didn't realize until later on, after I had seen
the posts and seen it talked about that, I realized
that it happened on the way into hard Rock Stadium,
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the home of the Miami Dolphins. Now listen, I'm sure
Tyrek the Freak was speeding his ass off, and I'm
sure when he got pulled over. This is just my estimation, guestimation.
I'm sure he was like, bitch, why the fuck you
pulling me over?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I'm Tyrek the Freak. I'm about to go out there
and do some wild shit. I'm the Cheetah. Bitch. Have
you never seen me? Do you you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Take this fucking jersey, take this pair of cleats, and
let me go about my business. It's week one. I'm
sure he was saying all that. I'm sure he didn't
even offer up the cleats and the jersey. But somehow,
some way, they brought Tyrone the Freak the Cheetah out
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of the car, had him face down on the hot
ass cement in Miami outside of hard Rock Stadium, and
they arrested him. They arrested the Freak. They arrested the
Cheetah right outside the arena. This is being investigated. Apparently
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the police officer has been put on leave as he should. Listen,
everybody's a citizen, I get it. Nobody is above the law,
I get it. But for the sake of everybody, for
the sake of the Miami Dolphins fans, for the sake
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of the Police Department of Miami, that's got bigger fish
to fry, for the sake of Florida, for the sake
of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You fuck you gotta eat that.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You gotta say, Tyreek, you're being rude, You're being disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
However, because it's you, and if.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I take you out of your I don't know what
he was in, a Lamborghini or Porsche or some kind
of Batman crazy looking car. If I take you out
of this car, this whole situation is gonna get bigger
and worse than any of us need. Okay, okay, please
stop calling me a motherfucker. You could call me officer, Thomas.
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You could just call me officer. Could you please stop cursing?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Tyreek?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Fine, you don't want to stop cursing, I'm gonna let
you go today. I know I'm a motherfucker, and I
suck this that and the third, I know your mom's
in the car. The rest of the Dolphins are pulling
into Hard Rock Stadium. But speeding is not good, even
though you're the freak, even though you're the check. Speeding
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outside the arena is really a safety hazard. But because
it's you, and because I'm gonna do the smart thing
outside three four seven, don shula drive. You know it's
called don Shula drive, I'm gonna let you go in
the arena and I'm gonna eat this.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
But no, the cop couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And like I said, nobody is above the law. It's
not like he was running naked. It's not like he
stabbed anybody, not like there was charges on him. He's speeding,
he's being a fucking idiot. If he was in fact
speeding and being a fucking idiot, you have to let
the freak go into the arena. That's why you got
put on leave. There's so many fucking things going on
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in Florida. There's so many crimes in some of the
neighborhoods in and around Miami, and you're arresting the freak,
you're putting him on the floor before game one week
one of the the NFL in Miami. I can understand
if this was in Jacksonville, Oh, it's a fucked up cop,
fuck you, asshole. But in Miami you did That's like
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arresting Dwayne Wade before opening night in the NBA. That's
literally like arresting Lebron James when he was playing for
the Miami Heatles opening night in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You gotta eat that shit.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
If Lebron d Wade, Chris Bonsor's like, yo, fuck you officer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You know who I am. This the Miami Heatls.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Suck my, this, suck my that bop hoop bop pop by,
you gotta be like, all right, that's no way to
talk to an officer. Can I get a jersey? I
would have been like, at least can I get a
sign jersey? Get a fucking sign jersey and some cleats
sell that shit on eBay and make some money.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You didn't want to do that. You wanted to arrest
the freak. Now you're on leave, asshole.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
And then right before the game the other day, Dak
Prescott signed a contract. I don't even know what it is. Listen,
I just talked to you about Brandon Aubrey, my kicker. Okay,
I talked to you about Tarit the freak, talked about
my victory. Dak Prescott, he wins the Man of the Year. Apparently,
this is a great guy. He's been through a lot
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of stuff. He had his best season last year. But
the amount of money that they're paying these quarterbacks, and
you want to talk about handcuffing between Jumbo Josh Allen,
between Joey Burrows Jalen Hurts and these quarterback contracts and listen,
these guys are elite. Quarterback, in my opinion, is absolutely
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the hardest position in all of sports to play. Playing
quarterback in the NFL is got to be the hardest
position in all of sports. It's harder than being a
goalie in the NHL, certainly harder than anything in the NBA.
I can't see what's a harder thing to do, A harder,
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more coveted, more precious position in all the sports than
the quarterback. But can we get a fucking Super Bowl
from one of these big slinging half a billion dollar contracts?
And then also they announced before the game this is Sunday.
You guys had weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks
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to sort this shit out. We have waited, we have percolated,
we have drafted, we have mock drafted, we have drest
mock drafted. We've watched the highlights, we listened to the pregame,
We've done everything. As fans. You had weeks, months of
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time to announce all this shit. First you arrest to
wreak the freak, Then you announced Dak Prescott's contract, and
then on top of that, this is before the game starts.
They announced that Kendrick Lamoar kay Dot is gonna be
the musical act during the super Bowl super Bowl in
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twenty twenty five. Who knows what the world's gonna be
like in twenty twenty five, Holy shit, by the time
this super Bowl hits, who knows what.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm just hoping that.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Me, you, your family, my family, and everybody else health
is intact. They announced that k Dot Kendrick Lamar is
gonna be the musical host at the super Bowl whatever,
super Bowl fifty six, fifty four, seventy two, I don't know,
in New Orleans, and that caused the whole shit storm. Again,
(20:35):
this is before the game's even started. Why is it
k Dot? Why is it not Wheezy? Why is it
k Dot?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What did Drake do?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Why is it Kendrick Lamar? Did jay Z have something
to do with it? Why is it k Dot? Why
isn't it the cash Money Boys, the Hot Boys? Why
isn't it a master? P? K Dot's dope, but he's
from La K Dots dope, but he just came out
with Little Wayne, this Drake that blah blah blah blah blah. Personally,
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I think that Kendrick Lamore is dope. I think that
he's sick. But uh, it just seems new, seems new
to be performing at halftime at the Super Bowl, not
to say that it's not gonna be dope, not to
say that I'm not gonna have fun watching it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'd rather have Kendrick Lamore than like Oasis. I'd rather have.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Kendrick Lamore than Pearl Jam or one of these fucking groups.
That's more my taste, that's more up my alley. But
this has been discussed, debated. Everybody's freaking out about this,
freaking out about that, and Drake had something to do
with it, and jay Z had something to do with
and that that.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Personally, it doesn't make that.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm gonna watch it, I'm gonna enjoy it, And like
I said, I hope by twenty twenty five, February of
twenty twenty five, things are in a better place in
the world abroad and parts unknown.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Everybody's up in arms. Never thought I would see the
day where I'm softened by Bill Belichick and Tom Brady.
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are all over your TV,
all over your Instagram, and I gotta say, I like it,
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and I'm glad. I'm at the point where I like it.
I'm glad where I could walk away knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
However, as many times as the Patriots broke my heart, however,
many times as the Patriots superseded expectations, however, many times
that those fucks won the Super Bowl, However, many times
that those motherfuckers came back. However, many balls the day, deflated,
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videotapes they made, However, many fucking cheating scandals and championships
that day won. I know that in my heart eye
me Michael Rappaport, a native New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And a New York Giants fan.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And this is before I was deep dicking. Oh yeah,
deep Dick in fantasy football. I know in my heart
that the New York Giants beat them not once, oh
no twice, two times twice on the biggest stage of
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them all, got them real nice, real proper, and real
clean for the whole world to watch. So you guys, yeah,
you're a dynasty. You guys are the greatest. Run Bopa,
(24:24):
bob bob ba, knock yourself out. I sleep like a
fucking baby knowing that two thousand and eight we got you,
We got your real good and we got your real proper.
Twenty and twelve, we got you. We got you again,
you fucks. Two thousand and eight, twenty and twelve, we
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got you fucking twice.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
We fucked up your perfect season. Your perfect season.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Was fucked up by who, Michael stray Hand and the
fucking boys. We brought the noise and we brought the
fucking boys. We beat your ass. So time heals all wounds,
you focks. Yeah, the Giants ain't shit right now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I don't care. So when I see Bill Belichie and.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Peyton's big brother Eli on their new show, I sit
back and I enjoy it. That stuttering, miserable, elusive weirdo
Bill Belichick. That character's gone. There's a new character there,
and I like it. They got a new show, Peyton, Sorry,
(25:48):
Eli and Belichick. I think it's called deep diving or
the Inside Scoop or in focus or pregame. Peyton and Bill,
it's fucking awesome. These are two great articulate football minds
(26:09):
breaking down film, studying clips, going back and forth. And
I'm not gonna say that he's Rodney Dangerfield. But Bill
Belichick is quote unquote funny. You gotta watch it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I don't know when it comes on. I caught it
on a hummer. I didn't know that it was coming.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's fucking awesome, and I'm glad that I'm able to
say it's awesome. And the reason why I'm able to
say it's awesome is because.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I have no hard feelings. We fucked you twice, not once,
two times, two fucking times.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Two thousand and eight, two thousand and twelve. You go
up to Julian Edelman, Okay, Ty Law and those fucking guys, anybody,
any one of those Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,
anybody from the New Kids on the Block.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You say the words to those people.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Twenty two thousand and eight or twenty and twelve, they're.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Not gonna smile. They know exactly what the fuck you're
talking about.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And then we got six eight, don't we got two, motherfucker,
and we took him away from you, motherfucker, motherfucker. Oh yeah,
Tom Brady did his debut as the Fox.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Analyst.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I think Tom Brady did good. It is his first
game doing it. I think he did good. Apparently. I
think it's three hundred and twenty five million dollars or
three hundred and seventy five million dollars for ten years.
There's no way he'll be doing this shit in eight years.
I highly doubt it. I just can't see him doing it.
But he loves the game. He breaks the game down.
(28:00):
I don't think he's found his quote unquote voice. I
don't think he's found his full character. But I had
no problem with that either. It's fucking Tom Brady. It's
the greatest quarterback to ever throw that pigskin. You think
of pigskins and tossing that bitch, you think of Tom
fucking Brady looks good, his voice is a little weird.
(28:23):
Chin's fucking magnificent. He's got that avocando ice cream Skin
and the NFL. Some hate him, some love I'm over it.
I put my fucking sword down. I hate Reggie Miller
more than I hate Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. I
can't stand fucking Reggie Miller. I'll never like Reggie Miller.
I'll never soften to Reggie Miller. When I hear his voice,
(28:47):
when I see his face, I don't feel good things.
I don't feel good things. Belichick Show with Peyton Great,
Tom Brady as a broadcaster, fan fucking tastic, fan fantastic.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
What else is going on? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's the uh, the week of nine to eleven, which
is obviously something we talk about every single year. How
could you not which happened in two thousand and one?
That is insane twenty three years ago, twenty three years ago,
(29:30):
and man, there's always these segments and sixty minutes reminding
everybody about the terror that was nine to eleven, the horrible, horrible,
horrible day in American history, horrible day in the country's history,
(29:58):
horrible day in New York history, horrible day in world history.
And just think about so many thousands of people. I
think it was twenty seven hundred people died in the
buildings twenty seven hundred total. I hope I'm not getting
that wrong. I was watching this sixty minutes piece about it, firemen,
(30:25):
fire captains, young firemen whose fathers had passed, died on
nine to eleven, who've continued to take on their parents'
legacies as firemen. Just so much, so much destruction, so
(30:45):
much death had happened so quickly, and the surprise attack
and the just the shock of the buildings collapsing. That's
the one thing that stuck out for me most. The
technical aspect of those two ginormous buildings collapsing so quickly,
(31:07):
that's the part that the fireman never expected. And obviously
it was just such a man. I remember I was
going I was working on that show Boston Public on
that day and going to work early in the morning
(31:28):
and listening to the Howard Stern Show, the Stern Show,
and that's where I first heard it was on, was
Howard Stern, and then of course the news and then
back to Howard Stern, and then I got to work
and then watching the news and phone calls, and it
was terrible, terrible, terrible day. And I just can't imagine
(31:48):
how people, so many people's families were breached, and you know,
the firemen and they lost brothers and there was a
fireman who lost his and the fireman died.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I mean, it's just terrible, and so many.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
New Yorkers and people from all over the world and
just a terrible, terrible day. And you know, the people
that survived, how can you come back from that? The
people that made it out of those buildings, because that's
truly a miracle, the people that made it out of
those buildings. And you know, you got to say a
(32:24):
prayer and be grateful for everything you have. I know,
I am super duper grateful for everything I have. I'm
super grateful for my health, super grateful for the fact
that I was able to get a knee surgery the
other day, you know, and they put me through the
ringer of the insurance this and sign this and go here,
and I'm like, whatever I'm doing, I'm so fucking lucky,
(32:47):
so lucky to be able to be injured and then
have insurance that will take care of me. I know
so many people don't have that. That's a luxury. That
is a straight up luxury, and I don't know, it's
just really sad that nine to eleven. Every time you
really ponder it and think about it and let it
(33:07):
into your your soul. It's just, I'm sure for everybody,
it's just heartbreaking and just agonizing. And I can't I
can't help but think about just the amount of grief
and how life just man just like that. And I
(33:29):
try to just be grateful for everything I have and
be remind myself of that. And I hope you guys
can too.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And I don't know. I'm done. I'm done to.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I am rap Port Stereo podcast i am rap Port
Stereo podcasts.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's crazy. I'm screaming in yell.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
And talking off fantasy football shit, and then here we
are talking about nine to eleven. Damn near I'm gonna
start crying on the Golden Mic.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
But I'm done.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's
most disruptive podcast. And if you're in Big Body Buffalo
this weekend, come see me a Big Body Buffalo the
thirteenth and the fourteenth at the Helium Comedy Club.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
And like I said earlier, I'll be at Cobb's Comedy on.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
September twentieth, twenty first, and then I'm moving and grooving
on tour for the next few months, all over the place.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael rappaportcomedy dot com.
Make sure you subscribe, rate, and review the world's most
disruptive podcast and Miles Jordan igity ak The Bleach Brothers
(34:32):
igity aka the Dust Brothers.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Take us out of here with something real nice, take
us out it with something real.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
But most importantly, first and foremost, take us out of
here with something real. Funky's I Am rap por stereo
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