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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Criticize these motherfuckers, and I don't care if you're a Democrat.
I don't care if you're a Republican. Criticize them, constructively,
criticize them, or just criticize. Criticize them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
They work for. You. Do not feel any loyalty to
these people.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You decide to walk into a dirty used kiosk and
you decide who you're gonna vote for. Break their fucking balls,
hold their feet to the fucking fire. Demand more, and
after you demand more, demand even more.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Think highly of yourself. Don't you think highly.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Of yourself and your family to want more and to
demand more, demand more. Hold these people accountable. They want
us to be numb, giggling, satisfied with the least amount
of work possible. Fuck that shit. Make their job, Make
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it harder than they even thought. They work for you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:20):
The I Am rap Report Stereo podcast is in the
place to be Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. On today's museum
quality high Flying I AM Rapports Stereo podcast, Dick Stayin,
Donald Trump said one of the most offensive things in
all of the offensive things he said. We're talking debate,
(01:43):
my post post debate breakdown, plus the great Frankie Beverly
Frankie Beverly from Frankie Beverly and May's Passes Away and
Shannon Sharp Unk Shay Shay he hasn't mean focks do
and the world got to hear it on Instagram Live.
(02:03):
Plus It's week two in the NFL, Get your Mind,
Body and Fantasy Football Soul correct all that more in
a hard hitting, high flying Iron Rap Ports Stereo podcast
coming up right now. Miles Jordan aka the Bleach Brothers
aka the Diggity Desk Brothers.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
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It's something real, loud, but most important, Start this puppy
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Speaker 2 (02:27):
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Speaker 1 (02:43):
Have no fear of the Iron Rap Reports Stereo Podcast
is here. Biggity Boom, have no fear. The im Rapaport
Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Welcome to the Diggity Zone of Disruption. My name is
Michael Rapaport aka the Gringo man Dingo aka the Sultan
(03:06):
of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hope everybody's feeling real good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hope everybody's feeling real safe, and I hope everybody's feeling
really sane.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm rap Port Stereo pok is coming live and direct.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I am recording this podcast while I am in Canada, Vancouver.
I am in Canada, Van couver or Vancouver, Canada. Respectfully.
I'm moving, I'm grooving. I told you, guys, I was
going to be moving and grooving. I told you guys September, October, November,
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and some of December. Me, Michael Rapaport aka the Raging Bullshitter,
is going to be moving, grooving, stacking up, stacking up
those frequent flier points. Okay, I'll be in Buffalo this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I told you I'll be in Buffalo this weekend. I
told you next week. In September twentieth. September twenty first,
I am in San Francisco, San Francisco at Cobbs Comedy.
Come see me, Okay, come see me live. I'll be
in Indianapolis the seventh of November. I'll be in Chicago
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the eighth of Chicago. I'll be in the ninth the
ninth of November, I will be in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
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Speaker 1 (04:38):
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I'm performing in Pittsburgh in October. I'll be performing in
Jerusalem in October. Hey, October thirteenth. I'll be in Tel
(05:02):
Aviv performing October fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All tickets, The.
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Entire kit, the entire kaboodle, The entire kit, the entire
kaboodle is at Michael rappaportcomedy dot com. Enough about me,
I hope you guys are feeling fantastic. I hope you
guys are feeling real good. I hope everybody's feeling really
safe in the brain and super duper sane in the brain.
(05:31):
Sane in the membrane is the new insane in the membrane.
Shout out to the Great Cypress Hill. Anyway, as you
can tell, I'm hopped up so much to discuss I
don't even know where to start. I will say that
the Great Frankie Beverly, the Great Frankie Beverly from Frankie
(05:55):
Beverly and May's one of the more underrated soul groups
of all time. Frankie Beverly. So many hits, so many beautiful,
beautiful songs. I've talked about Frankie Beverly on this podcast
before the great Frankie Beverly passed away.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
If you've never.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Deep dived Frankie Beverly, do so. Now you know the music,
even though you might not know that it's Frankie Beverly
in May's Happy Feelings before I let go, Miles play
a little before I let go. I mean, come on,
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we know that song joy and Pain. So many beautiful
golden time of the day, so many incredible songs, so many.
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I mean, they're like art pieces. And I was listening
to Frankie Beverly.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I always do.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I always turn on Frankie Beverly, and I was listening
to him when I heard that he had passed, and
I was just mesmerized again at.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Just some of the words and the.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The sounds of the songs are so good and so
just just excellent, like pieces of art. Some of these
songs are literally like true blue like paintings. So I
was sad to find out that the excellent, excellent, incredible
(08:05):
Frankie Beverly has passed. Do yourself a favor. When you
want to feel good, when you want to fill your
spirit up, turn on some Frankie Beverly and maze.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Anyway, what else is going on? The debate was this week?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Before I get to the debate, the aftermath of the debate,
I said on the last podcast, I said, I predicted,
I imagined, I reimagined what I thought the police video
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was gonna show of my number one pick, my number
one pick on my squad rap reports delight. I love Tyreek,
but when you're that small, when you're that incredible of
an athlete, there's going.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
To be a crazy side to you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's just part of what you get. It is part
of what you get. The guys, a fucking savage came
up hard. Napoleon Complex superseded all the odds, probably never
lost the fistfight, certainly has never lost a foot race
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on off the field. But there's gonna be an attitude,
there's gonna be a swagger. It just comes with the
territory with that kind of fucking super super extra prowess.
And I said that I bet you Tyreek when he
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got pulled over on Don Shulaway was talking crazy to
the cops, and the footage came out and he.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Was talking crazy to the cops. I am not excused.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Listen, this whole thing should have could have been avoided.
You have to assume that early outside of the arena,
a guy who's only doing sixty and a forty, pull
him over, Yes, pull him over.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
He's talking shit. You see it's Tyreek. If you're a.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Cop in Miami and you don't recognize Tyrek Hill, if
you're a man in Miami outside Don Shula Arena, let's
say it was three four hours before the game, a
guy and I don't know what is a Lamborghini, a
cor Van. I don't know what the hell kind of
spaceship car he was in. It's your duty as a
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citizen of Florida. You don't know that that's Tyrek. Yes,
he's talking like a fucking asshole. It's Sunday morning, it's
opening day. You're a cop. You should be happy. I'm
not excusing Tyrek. He did this to himself. And trust me,
(11:39):
if I was pulling up to one of my shows
and the cops fell, I'll be like, yo, man, it's
my fucking show man. I'm getting ready to go in here.
And they'd be like, rap aport, watch your mouth, you
fucking speed. And I'd be like, you know what, you're right,
you know what you're right. I wouldn't keep going.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's me. I'm not Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm not five to nine the fastest man in the NFL. Okay,
but I knew he was talking crazy. The cops again,
they were being fucking assholes. They didn't need to be
like that. They could have avoided this entire situation. It's
not a good look for them, certainly, not a good
look for Tyreek certainly, not a good look for the NFL. Certainly,
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not a good look for anybody. I didn't like seeing
the footage. I didn't like any of it. But I
have to say, first and foremost, if you're getting pulled over,
no matter who you are, no matter who you are,
you're speeding, You're not speeding. They made a mistake. People
must respect authority. People must respect police. Even if you
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don't respect police, when you're confronted by the police, you
must show them respect. Again, I think the situation could
have been handled a lot better, but Tyreek was talking
crazy and the cops were fucking talking crazy, and I'm
glad it didn't go further than it did.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But it wasn't good anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
If you haven't seen the footage, here's a little a
little audio clip of when Tyreek the Freak Hill the
Cheetah got pulled over. Why do you comm want to
light that though? Why?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Run? Like? No?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
What's hey? Gip that window down?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What manny.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey? Hip your window down? Hip your window down. I
want to get you out of the car, I said,
matter if I get out of the car, give me that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Get out of the give meright up window, get out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Here both sides fucked up. But but.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If Tyreek had been just a little bit more humble,
not a little bit more, if you had been humble,
if he abided what they said, listen to what they said,
acknowledge that he was going sixty in a forty apologized,
I'm sure they would have given him the fucking ticket,
and went on, there's nothing sen you're speeding, motherfucker. You're
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always speeding. You're speeding when you're running, and you're speeding
when you're driving. Speeding when you're running works as an
athlete speeding when you're driving doesn't work podcast speaking of speeding,
(14:56):
Shannon Sharp friend in real life. Oh we made Magic
Me Shannon and Skip Me and Shannon. When I would
go on Undisputed, the now defunct Undisputed. Skip's doing his
own thing. Obviously, Shannon is doing his own thing, killing
it with his own YouTube channel, Shannon Unk Shay Shay.
(15:24):
I believe this is what happened. He was having a session.
I mean, talk about your fuck style being buck wild yo,
Shannon Sharp, no Bruno, he got a mean fuck style,
or at least that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Shannon Sharp was having a.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Rendezvous with a young woman allegedly named Michelle. Based on
the audio tape, and somehow someway he butt dialed Instagram
Live and the audio of it, thank god, it wasn't
more of it for him, was caught on Instagram Live.
(16:02):
And it's been the butt of jokes, hah, the butt
of jokes all over the place. And at first Shannon
said he was hacked, then he said he wasn't hacked,
and he was embarrassed, and then he was making fun
of himself and making light of the situation. And you know,
(16:22):
I totally believe that it was an accident. Shannon has
gone out of his way to keep his nose clean,
to stay out of trouble, never been in any trouble.
Presents himself in a classy, good, well rounded, fun professional way.
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And even though it sounded like he's got a mean
fuck style, nobody wants to be caught out there like that.
No one wants to put themselves on blast like that.
He's a grown man, he's got kids. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing,
but you got to make light of the situation, and
I'm sure it won't affect him and affect as a
(17:03):
professional life because it wasn't like it was a sex tape.
It was a sex audio tape on accident, but it
was definitely a trip and it was definitely funny to
hear him respond to it. Shannon Sharp unk, the Great
Shannon Sharp got caught out there?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
What else is going? You know?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Aubrey Plaza. I was listening to the Howard Stern Show.
This actress, Aubrey Plaza, who I think everybody loves. She's dope,
she got a unique style. I've liked all her movies,
liked all her TV stuff, I've always liked her as
an actress. She was on the Howard Stern Show and
I was so fucking disappointed with this girl on the
Howard Stern Show. I don't understand how actors, actresses, musicians, anybody.
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First of all, if you're being interviewed by Howard Stern,
you should be excited. It's a huge platform. I'm assuming
she's a fan of Howard Stern. Second of if you're
being interviewed by anybody, it is a blessing. It is
a blessing to be in a position to be interviewed
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by anybody. It is a blessing to be in a
position to promote anything. And I was listening to her
on the Howard Stern Show and it was like fucking
pulling teeth from this girl. And I don't know if
she was doing a bit, but she you know, it's
like just, you know, don't do the interview. And also,
(18:33):
if you're being interviewed, why don't you engage. It's like, yes,
he's interviewing you, but making a conversation. Don't just sit
there and like da da da da da da da
da da da. I've never had an we had one interview.
We interviewed one comic. I think we didn't put up
on this podcast years ago because he was so out
of his mind and stoned.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think he was on drugs or something. I don't
even remember his name, to be honest, but it's like,
we all know the game, we all know the gig.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You're a performer, perform motherfucker, And like I said, I
rock with Aubrey Plaza.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I love her in movies.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
But it's like, sometimes these people is better to just
keep it unknown and not try to get to know them,
because I just think it's rude.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You're on Howard Stern. You're on the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Get yourself some coffee, have a red bull, do some
jumping jacks, and you know, participate in the interview, Participate
in the conversation. Speaking of participating in the conversation, the
debate the other night, Kooki Kamala Harris, first pig Dick
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
And uh, pig Dick Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I gotta say one of the most offensive things pig
Dick Donald Trump has ever said. And I ain't talking
about the dog eating. He was talking about migrants and
dogs eating, cats eating people's pets. Shit sounded crazy. That
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shit sounded fucking insane, even if it's true and totally valid.
You fucking big fat dumb dumb. You're talking about people
eating pets and geese. And I guess some of this
is true. That there's been, you know, a couple of
(20:30):
cases of these are sickos, dog eaters, pet eaters, geese eaters,
These are sick fox This isn't something you should be
discussing at the debate.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But that's not even what was the most offensive thing
that he said. He said that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
When they were talking about Israel, he said that if
she's president or if he's not resident, Israel won't exist
in two years. And when I was watching him, I
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understood why he was saying that, and I'm paying attention.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
They moved on. They didn't discuss much of Israel.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
They discussed abortion, they discussed a bunch of things, and
they're both whatever. But for this fucking fat slob, this
pig pig dick Donald Trump, dick stain, Donald Trump, to
speak those words, to say that as a manipulative tactic
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to get people to vote for him, to use that
kind of scare tactic, to say that in two years,
if I'm not president, and I'm taking that out of context.
Israel won't exist. The next day. It bothered me so
much because that's like somebody's saying, Hey, you know, if
the Secret Service fucks up the way the Secret Service
(22:03):
fucked up when they tried to shoot you, if they
fuck up when they're supposed to be protecting your son,
Baron Trump.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He won't exist. That'd be a fucked up thing to say, right.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If Secret Service isn't paying attention, you know, Baron won't exist.
Or if the Secret Service isn't paying attention, you know,
maybe one of your grandkids won't exist.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You don't say shit like that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You don't say that, for whatever reason, while you're trying
to get us to get people to vote for you.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Israel won't exist.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You don't say that, And it really fucking bothered me.
It bothered me a really fucking deeply, amongst other things.
And that was really just, you know, I seriously might
not vote. I might not vote. I don't fuck with
common I don't believe her. Yes, it'll be a great
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thing for women to finally get a female president.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But that doesn't get my vote.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, it'll be a great thing for a black woman
to be president. All those things are, they're great, but
I'm entitled to vote for the policies I'm entitled to
vote for and expect what I vote for to come
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to fruition. And this whole idea of picking aside and
Democrats and Republicans.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I might not vote, I might not.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Vote, and if I do vote, and anybody, if you
do vote, you should hold these people accountable. You should
be You can be openly pissed disappointed. You can vote
and be disappointed thirty days, sixty days, ninety days. We're
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openly pissed off about our football teams, our fantasy football teams,
our basketball teams.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But we're not going to.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Be openly pissed off about who we vote for in government.
Criticize these motherfuckers, and I don't care if you're a Democrat,
I don't care if you're a Republican. Criticize them, constructively,
criticize them, or just criticize. Criticize them. They work for.
You do not feel any loyalty to these people. You
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decide to walk into a dirty, used kiosk and you
decide who you're going to vote for. Break their fucking balls,
hold their feet to the fucking fire. Demand more, and
after you demand more, demand even more, think highly of yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Don't you think highly.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Of yourself and family to want more and to demand more,
demand more. Hold these people accountable. They want us to
be numb, giggling, satisfied with the least.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Amount of work possible. Fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Make their job hard, Make it harder than they even
thought they work for. You have some fucking self esteem
and set the fucking bar high for yourself and what
your vote means. It's one fucking vote, It's your only
fucking vote. I might not vote for either one of
these motherfuckers. I don't trust either one of these motherfuckers.
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Trump is a babbling, fucking, just fucking repeat playlist fucking
and I don't believe a fucking word she says. I
don't believe a fucking word. She doesn't even say anything.
I don't believe a fucking words she says. I don't
like this fat fuck pig dick Donald Trump, and I
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don't believe a word she fucking says. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. What are you guys gonna do?
Who are you gonna vote for? Like I said, whoever
you vote for? Hold these creep conck suckers accountable. Speaking
(26:33):
of accountability, Speaking of accountability, I talked about what my
fantasy football team done did last week, and we're playing
in a running it back.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I felt so good after that victory the other day.
Set the temperament, the vibe, the joy, the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Joy and pain and shout out to the great Frankie
Beverly again, rip the joy and the pain. Set the
temperament high. NFL Week two, the schedule makers really really
shook things up for this weekends matchups, and I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I cannot fucking wait. The early games. The teams are
both one to zero.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Big Week one Saints, Cowboys, both teams surprise, they had
surprise offensive explosions. Dak Prescott, you better fucking put up
some fucking numbers. They're paying you high numbers. Derek Carr
back from the dead. Two veterans who are in put
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up or shut the fuck up mode. It's the first
game of the season and Jerry's world. I can't wait
to watch that game. I think it's gonna be a
high scoring, high flying offensive affair. The Saints at the Cowboys,
Buccaneers at the Lions. Baker Baker was a touchdown maker.
(28:15):
Last week, Yo, Baker Mayfield is back. I'm happy for
Baker Mayfield. Last year they played in a great game.
Detroit has become musty TV. Fun team, good team, a
lot of heart, a lot of character. And Jamison Williams
(28:37):
is a wide receiver. Okay, if you don't know the name,
now you know. Jamison Williams is a wide receiver who
is a beast at Alabama, got hurt, showed some flashes,
and then busted out in the playoffs and in Week one,
speed kills, speed funks. You're real nice and real proper,
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and he's got it. This is going to be another
good game this Sunday, Buccaneers at the Lions in the
late slate, the Chiefs and the Bengals.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Joey Burrow, Joey the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Blonde Burrow, him and his Bengals got destroyed, ran over
at home versus the Patriots and my guy Remandre Stevenson
stuffing it in the end zone all fucking game. But
this week in the Chiefs first the Bengals. The Chiefs
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need no introduction. They literally might have their best offense yet.
I can't wait to see this rookie Xavier Worthy, who
he might be faster than Tyrek the Freak. Joe that
kid Xavier Worthy might be faster than the Cheetah. He
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showcased that with two touchdowns last week one two and
you got Taylor Swift, you got Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's right, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Not only did she endorse Kamala Harris, she is fully
endorsed Travis Kelce. And the scary part is the fucking Chiefs.
They haven't even gotten Hollywood Brown on the field yet.
I mean it's early, early, early, early in the season,
but based on what we saw week one with the Chiefs,
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it's can't stop, won't stop. And Joey the Blonde Burrow
apparently he's got a hand issue and he has his
work cut out for him this week. They probably should
have hold on to Joey Mixon. Okay, the Bengals, I
think they made a mistake getting rid of mixing. Speaking
(30:55):
of Jojo mixing the Bears at the Texans Sunday Night football?
Are you ready for some Sunday night football? Both of
these fan bases are thinking playoffs? Are bust Chicago and Houston? Okay,
it's in Texas. The aforementioned Joey Mixon had a monster
(31:19):
week against Indianapolis. I'm expecting him to do the damn thing.
The Texans are a juggernaut. They're gonna be a fucking
hard out all season long.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
CJ. Stroud. Caleb Williams, Prime Time Football. I'm gonna be honest.
I test week one. Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Not so much. But it's week one. Rookie Year says
he doesn't get nervous. Maybe you should have been nervous
Week one, Caleb.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Even though the.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Bears found a way to come back against Tennessee by
Simone Miles husband mister Simone Biles, John Nathan Owens won
them that game. I'm rooting for kleb I'm rooting for
the Bears. I'm waiting rooting for DJ Moore. He's my guy, DJ.
I need a little bit more in Week two. The
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games are gonna be great. I am so happy watching football.
It is such a break from the insanity that's going
on in the world. And if you're watching the games,
you might you might as well. You might as well
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Speaker 2 (33:08):
Is going outside of the NFL?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
New York is the literally the center of the sports
universe outside of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Although it's week one, it is week one.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Anything could happen. I just don't expect anything to happen
out in the meadowlands. But the US Open was fun.
The stars were out. Major League Baseball, the Mets, the
fucking Mets are the hottest team in baseball, fighting to
get a wild card spot, which would be nuts.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That would be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
The Yankees have the best record in the American League,
even with the big Boy the Judge going through a
power outage. And you guys know, I'm not a big
baseball person. Become October. I like my baseball rooting always
for the Matson routin, always for the Yankees. The Bronx Queens,
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Oh my goodness, both are gonna be playoff hot beds.
Hot beds. Imagine a subway series. New York that would
be fantastic. Could we have another Subway series? It's not impossible.
The weather in New York is fantastic, beautiful for weather
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and guys, girls, children of all ages. Don't blink because
the NBA preseason is literally right around the fucking corner.
It's a great time of the year, NFL college.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Football, Major League Baseball. Maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
A Subway series and like I said, do it with
the champions. At captain picks dot com. Talking about me
and John, longtime fan of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast,
John Conling, he was like, Yo, your man, Brad Pitt,
what's up with his style? It's like, Yo, that motherfucker
could literally wear anything. He just got that that swagger,
(35:16):
he's got that build. Brad Pitt walking around just putting
on fucking sheets. Momus dressed up like Jamira Quhi, dressed
up like he's straight up Jamiroquai. You remember how that
singer Jamiakwai Miles Jordan play a little Jamiqui? Where's Jamiraquhy?
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Brad Pitt is literally on that Jamiriquhi. Nobody else could
pull that shit off. Even Travis Kelsey's like, Yo, what
the fuck are you wearing Brad. But it's Brad Pitt,
Brad Peasey. He's been out and about promoting his new movie,
which I'm definitely gonna see him and his man Clooney.
But if your Brad Pitt, you could, you could dress up,
(36:13):
you can rock that crazy shit that he's wearing. Anyway,
I hope everybody's good. I hope everybody is. Uh, it's good.
I hope everybody's good. And uh, you know, it's like
I said, it's a crazy time. Make sure you take
care of your yourself, take care of your family, take
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Speaker 2 (37:04):
I am rap Ports Stereo Podcast. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Miles Jordan aka the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers.
Take me at it with something real nice, take me
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take me at it with something real.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Funk I am rap ports, stereo podcasts.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I'm done.
Criticize these motherfuckers, and I don't care if you're a Democrat.
I don't care if you're a Republican. Criticize them, constructively,
criticize them, or just criticize. Criticize them.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
They work for. You. Do not feel any loyalty to
these people.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You decide to walk into a dirty used kiosk and
you decide who you're gonna vote for. Break their fucking balls,
hold their feet to the fucking fire. Demand more, and
after you demand more, demand even more.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Think highly of yourself. Don't you think highly.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Of yourself and your family to want more and to
demand more, demand more. Hold these people accountable. They want
us to be numb, giggling, satisfied with the least amount
of work possible. Fuck that shit. Make their job, Make
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it harder than they even thought. They work for you.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Boom, have no fear the Iron Reports Stereo podcast. To
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Donald Trump said one of the most offensive things in
all of the offensive things he said. We're talking debate,
(01:43):
my post post debate breakdown, plus the great Frankie Beverly
Frankie Beverly from Frankie Beverly and May's Passes Away and
Shannon Sharp Unk Shay Shay he hasn't mean focks do
and the world got to hear it on Instagram Live.
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Plus It's week two in the NFL, Get your Mind,
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coming up right now. Miles Jordan aka the Bleach Brothers
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Speaker 2 (02:19):
Sticky, start this.
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It's something real, loud, but most important, Start this puppy
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Have no fear of the Iron Rap Reports Stereo Podcast
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Welcome to the Diggity Zone of Disruption. My name is
Michael Rapaport aka the Gringo man Dingo aka the Sultan
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of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hope everybody's feeling real good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hope everybody's feeling real safe, and I hope everybody's feeling
really sane.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm rap Port Stereo pok is coming live and direct.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I am recording this podcast while I am in Canada, Vancouver.
I am in Canada, Van couver or Vancouver, Canada. Respectfully.
I'm moving, I'm grooving. I told you, guys, I was
going to be moving and grooving. I told you guys September, October, November,
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and some of December. Me, Michael Rapaport aka the Raging Bullshitter,
is going to be moving, grooving, stacking up, stacking up
those frequent flier points. Okay, I'll be in Buffalo this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I told you I'll be in Buffalo this weekend. I
told you next week. In September twentieth. September twenty first,
I am in San Francisco, San Francisco at Cobbs Comedy.
Come see me, Okay, come see me live. I'll be
in Indianapolis the seventh of November. I'll be in Chicago
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the eighth of Chicago. I'll be in the ninth the
ninth of November, I will be in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
All tickets for all those shows.
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Boston, Connecticut, Richfield, Connecticut, Toronto, La, December sixth. All tickets,
All information available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Yeah, and
I'm performing in Pittsburgh in October. I'll be performing in
Jerusalem in October. Hey, October thirteenth. I'll be in Tel
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Aviv performing October fourteenth.
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All tickets, The.
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Entire kit, the entire kaboodle, The entire kit, the entire
kaboodle is at Michael rappaportcomedy dot com. Enough about me,
I hope you guys are feeling fantastic. I hope you
guys are feeling real good. I hope everybody's feeling really
safe in the brain and super duper sane in the brain.
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Sane in the membrane is the new insane in the membrane.
Shout out to the Great Cypress Hill. Anyway, as you
can tell, I'm hopped up so much to discuss I
don't even know where to start. I will say that
the Great Frankie Beverly, the Great Frankie Beverly from Frankie
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Beverly and May's one of the more underrated soul groups
of all time. Frankie Beverly. So many hits, so many beautiful,
beautiful songs. I've talked about Frankie Beverly on this podcast
before the great Frankie Beverly passed away.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
If you've never.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Deep dived Frankie Beverly, do so. Now you know the music,
even though you might not know that it's Frankie Beverly
in May's Happy Feelings before I let go, Miles play
a little before I let go. I mean, come on,
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we know that song joy and Pain. So many beautiful
golden time of the day, so many incredible songs, so many.
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I mean, they're like art pieces. And I was listening
to Frankie Beverly.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I always do.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I always turn on Frankie Beverly, and I was listening
to him when I heard that he had passed, and
I was just mesmerized again at.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Just some of the words and the.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The sounds of the songs are so good and so
just just excellent, like pieces of art. Some of these
songs are literally like true blue like paintings. So I
was sad to find out that the excellent, excellent, incredible
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Frankie Beverly has passed. Do yourself a favor. When you
want to feel good, when you want to fill your
spirit up, turn on some Frankie Beverly and maze.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Anyway, what else is going on? The debate was this week?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Before I get to the debate, the aftermath of the debate,
I said on the last podcast, I said, I predicted,
I imagined, I reimagined what I thought the police video
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was gonna show of my number one pick, my number
one pick on my squad rap reports delight. I love Tyreek,
but when you're that small, when you're that incredible of
an athlete, there's going.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
To be a crazy side to you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's just part of what you get. It is part
of what you get. The guys, a fucking savage came
up hard. Napoleon Complex superseded all the odds, probably never
lost the fistfight, certainly has never lost a foot race
(09:58):
on off the field. But there's gonna be an attitude,
there's gonna be a swagger. It just comes with the
territory with that kind of fucking super super extra prowess.
And I said that I bet you Tyreek when he
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got pulled over on Don Shulaway was talking crazy to
the cops, and the footage came out and he.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Was talking crazy to the cops. I am not excused.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Listen, this whole thing should have could have been avoided.
You have to assume that early outside of the arena,
a guy who's only doing sixty and a forty, pull
him over, Yes, pull him over.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
He's talking shit. You see it's Tyreek. If you're a.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Cop in Miami and you don't recognize Tyrek Hill, if
you're a man in Miami outside Don Shula Arena, let's
say it was three four hours before the game, a
guy and I don't know what is a Lamborghini, a
cor Van. I don't know what the hell kind of
spaceship car he was in. It's your duty as a
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citizen of Florida. You don't know that that's Tyrek. Yes,
he's talking like a fucking asshole. It's Sunday morning, it's
opening day. You're a cop. You should be happy. I'm
not excusing Tyrek. He did this to himself. And trust me,
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if I was pulling up to one of my shows
and the cops fell, I'll be like, yo, man, it's
my fucking show man. I'm getting ready to go in here.
And they'd be like, rap aport, watch your mouth, you
fucking speed. And I'd be like, you know what, you're right,
you know what you're right. I wouldn't keep going.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's me. I'm not Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm not five to nine the fastest man in the NFL. Okay,
but I knew he was talking crazy. The cops again,
they were being fucking assholes. They didn't need to be
like that. They could have avoided this entire situation. It's
not a good look for them, certainly, not a good
look for Tyreek certainly, not a good look for the NFL. Certainly,
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not a good look for anybody. I didn't like seeing
the footage. I didn't like any of it. But I
have to say, first and foremost, if you're getting pulled over,
no matter who you are, no matter who you are,
you're speeding, You're not speeding. They made a mistake. People
must respect authority. People must respect police. Even if you
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don't respect police, when you're confronted by the police, you
must show them respect. Again, I think the situation could
have been handled a lot better, but Tyreek was talking
crazy and the cops were fucking talking crazy, and I'm
glad it didn't go further than it did.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But it wasn't good anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
If you haven't seen the footage, here's a little a
little audio clip of when Tyreek the Freak Hill the
Cheetah got pulled over. Why do you comm want to
light that though? Why?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Run? Like? No?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
What's hey? Gip that window down?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
What manny.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hey? Hip your window down? Hip your window down. I
want to get you out of the car, I said,
matter if I get out of the car, give me that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Get out of the give meright up window, get out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Here both sides fucked up. But but.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
If Tyreek had been just a little bit more humble,
not a little bit more, if you had been humble,
if he abided what they said, listen to what they said,
acknowledge that he was going sixty in a forty apologized,
I'm sure they would have given him the fucking ticket,
and went on, there's nothing sen you're speeding, motherfucker. You're
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always speeding. You're speeding when you're running, and you're speeding
when you're driving. Speeding when you're running works as an
athlete speeding when you're driving doesn't work podcast speaking of speeding,
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Shannon Sharp friend in real life. Oh we made Magic
Me Shannon and Skip Me and Shannon. When I would
go on Undisputed, the now defunct Undisputed. Skip's doing his
own thing. Obviously, Shannon is doing his own thing, killing
it with his own YouTube channel, Shannon Unk Shay Shay.
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I believe this is what happened. He was having a session.
I mean, talk about your fuck style being buck wild yo,
Shannon Sharp, no Bruno, he got a mean fuck style,
or at least that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Shannon Sharp was having a.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Rendezvous with a young woman allegedly named Michelle. Based on
the audio tape, and somehow someway he butt dialed Instagram
Live and the audio of it, thank god, it wasn't
more of it for him, was caught on Instagram Live.
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And it's been the butt of jokes, hah, the butt
of jokes all over the place. And at first Shannon
said he was hacked, then he said he wasn't hacked,
and he was embarrassed, and then he was making fun
of himself and making light of the situation. And you know,
(16:22):
I totally believe that it was an accident. Shannon has
gone out of his way to keep his nose clean,
to stay out of trouble, never been in any trouble.
Presents himself in a classy, good, well rounded, fun professional way.
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And even though it sounded like he's got a mean
fuck style, nobody wants to be caught out there like that.
No one wants to put themselves on blast like that.
He's a grown man, he's got kids. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing,
but you got to make light of the situation, and
I'm sure it won't affect him and affect as a
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professional life because it wasn't like it was a sex tape.
It was a sex audio tape on accident, but it
was definitely a trip and it was definitely funny to
hear him respond to it. Shannon Sharp unk, the Great
Shannon Sharp got caught out there?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
What else is going? You know?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Aubrey Plaza. I was listening to the Howard Stern Show.
This actress, Aubrey Plaza, who I think everybody loves. She's dope,
she got a unique style. I've liked all her movies,
liked all her TV stuff, I've always liked her as
an actress. She was on the Howard Stern Show and
I was so fucking disappointed with this girl on the
Howard Stern Show. I don't understand how actors, actresses, musicians, anybody.
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First of all, if you're being interviewed by Howard Stern,
you should be excited. It's a huge platform. I'm assuming
she's a fan of Howard Stern. Second of if you're
being interviewed by anybody, it is a blessing. It is
a blessing to be in a position to be interviewed
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by anybody. It is a blessing to be in a
position to promote anything. And I was listening to her
on the Howard Stern Show and it was like fucking
pulling teeth from this girl. And I don't know if
she was doing a bit, but she you know, it's
like just, you know, don't do the interview. And also,
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if you're being interviewed, why don't you engage. It's like, yes,
he's interviewing you, but making a conversation. Don't just sit
there and like da da da da da da da
da da da. I've never had an we had one interview.
We interviewed one comic. I think we didn't put up
on this podcast years ago because he was so out
of his mind and stoned.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think he was on drugs or something. I don't
even remember his name, to be honest, but it's like,
we all know the game, we all know the gig.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You're a performer, perform motherfucker, And like I said, I
rock with Aubrey Plaza.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I love her in movies.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
But it's like, sometimes these people is better to just
keep it unknown and not try to get to know them,
because I just think it's rude.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
You're on Howard Stern. You're on the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Get yourself some coffee, have a red bull, do some
jumping jacks, and you know, participate in the interview, Participate
in the conversation. Speaking of participating in the conversation, the
debate the other night, Kooki Kamala Harris, first pig Dick
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
And uh, pig Dick Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I gotta say one of the most offensive things pig
Dick Donald Trump has ever said. And I ain't talking
about the dog eating. He was talking about migrants and
dogs eating, cats eating people's pets. Shit sounded crazy. That
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shit sounded fucking insane, even if it's true and totally valid.
You fucking big fat dumb dumb. You're talking about people
eating pets and geese. And I guess some of this
is true. That there's been, you know, a couple of
(20:30):
cases of these are sickos, dog eaters, pet eaters, geese eaters,
These are sick fox This isn't something you should be
discussing at the debate.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But that's not even what was the most offensive thing
that he said. He said that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
When they were talking about Israel, he said that if
she's president or if he's not resident, Israel won't exist
in two years. And when I was watching him, I
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understood why he was saying that, and I'm paying attention.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
They moved on. They didn't discuss much of Israel.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
They discussed abortion, they discussed a bunch of things, and
they're both whatever. But for this fucking fat slob, this
pig pig dick Donald Trump, dick stain, Donald Trump, to
speak those words, to say that as a manipulative tactic
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to get people to vote for him, to use that
kind of scare tactic, to say that in two years,
if I'm not president, and I'm taking that out of context.
Israel won't exist. The next day. It bothered me so
much because that's like somebody's saying, Hey, you know, if
the Secret Service fucks up the way the Secret Service
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fucked up when they tried to shoot you, if they
fuck up when they're supposed to be protecting your son,
Baron Trump.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
He won't exist. That'd be a fucked up thing to say, right.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
If Secret Service isn't paying attention, you know, Baron won't exist.
Or if the Secret Service isn't paying attention, you know,
maybe one of your grandkids won't exist.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You don't say shit like that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You don't say that, for whatever reason, while you're trying
to get us to get people to vote for you.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Israel won't exist.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You don't say that, And it really fucking bothered me.
It bothered me a really fucking deeply, amongst other things.
And that was really just, you know, I seriously might
not vote. I might not vote. I don't fuck with
common I don't believe her. Yes, it'll be a great
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thing for women to finally get a female president.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But that doesn't get my vote.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, it'll be a great thing for a black woman
to be president. All those things are, they're great, but
I'm entitled to vote for the policies I'm entitled to
vote for and expect what I vote for to come
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to fruition. And this whole idea of picking aside and
Democrats and Republicans.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I might not vote, I might not.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Vote, and if I do vote, and anybody, if you
do vote, you should hold these people accountable. You should
be You can be openly pissed disappointed. You can vote
and be disappointed thirty days, sixty days, ninety days. We're
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openly pissed off about our football teams, our fantasy football teams,
our basketball teams.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But we're not going to.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Be openly pissed off about who we vote for in government.
Criticize these motherfuckers, and I don't care if you're a Democrat,
I don't care if you're a Republican. Criticize them, constructively,
criticize them, or just criticize. Criticize them. They work for.
You do not feel any loyalty to these people. You
(24:38):
decide to walk into a dirty, used kiosk and you
decide who you're going to vote for. Break their fucking balls,
hold their feet to the fucking fire. Demand more, and
after you demand more, demand even more, think highly of yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Don't you think highly.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Of yourself and family to want more and to demand more,
demand more. Hold these people accountable. They want us to
be numb, giggling, satisfied with the least.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Amount of work possible. Fuck that shit.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Make their job hard, Make it harder than they even
thought they work for. You have some fucking self esteem
and set the fucking bar high for yourself and what
your vote means. It's one fucking vote, It's your only
fucking vote. I might not vote for either one of
these motherfuckers. I don't trust either one of these motherfuckers.
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Trump is a babbling, fucking, just fucking repeat playlist fucking
and I don't believe a fucking word she says. I
don't believe a fucking word. She doesn't even say anything.
I don't believe a fucking words she says. I don't
like this fat fuck pig dick Donald Trump, and I
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don't believe a word she fucking says. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. What are you guys gonna do?
Who are you gonna vote for? Like I said, whoever
you vote for? Hold these creep conck suckers accountable. Speaking
(26:33):
of accountability, Speaking of accountability, I talked about what my
fantasy football team done did last week, and we're playing
in a running it back.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I felt so good after that victory the other day.
Set the temperament, the vibe, the joy, the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Joy and pain and shout out to the great Frankie
Beverly again, rip the joy and the pain. Set the
temperament high. NFL Week two, the schedule makers really really
shook things up for this weekends matchups, and I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I cannot fucking wait. The early games. The teams are
both one to zero.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Big Week one Saints, Cowboys, both teams surprise, they had
surprise offensive explosions. Dak Prescott, you better fucking put up
some fucking numbers. They're paying you high numbers. Derek Carr
back from the dead. Two veterans who are in put
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up or shut the fuck up mode. It's the first
game of the season and Jerry's world. I can't wait
to watch that game. I think it's gonna be a
high scoring, high flying offensive affair. The Saints at the Cowboys,
Buccaneers at the Lions. Baker Baker was a touchdown maker.
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Last week, Yo, Baker Mayfield is back. I'm happy for
Baker Mayfield. Last year they played in a great game.
Detroit has become musty TV. Fun team, good team, a
lot of heart, a lot of character. And Jamison Williams
(28:37):
is a wide receiver. Okay, if you don't know the name,
now you know. Jamison Williams is a wide receiver who
is a beast at Alabama, got hurt, showed some flashes,
and then busted out in the playoffs and in Week one,
speed kills, speed funks. You're real nice and real proper,
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and he's got it. This is going to be another
good game this Sunday, Buccaneers at the Lions in the
late slate, the Chiefs and the Bengals.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Joey Burrow, Joey the.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Blonde Burrow, him and his Bengals got destroyed, ran over
at home versus the Patriots and my guy Remandre Stevenson
stuffing it in the end zone all fucking game. But
this week in the Chiefs first the Bengals. The Chiefs
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need no introduction. They literally might have their best offense yet.
I can't wait to see this rookie Xavier Worthy, who
he might be faster than Tyrek the Freak. Joe that
kid Xavier Worthy might be faster than the Cheetah. He
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showcased that with two touchdowns last week one two and
you got Taylor Swift, you got Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's right, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Not only did she endorse Kamala Harris, she is fully
endorsed Travis Kelce. And the scary part is the fucking Chiefs.
They haven't even gotten Hollywood Brown on the field yet.
I mean it's early, early, early, early in the season,
but based on what we saw week one with the Chiefs,
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it's can't stop, won't stop. And Joey the Blonde Burrow
apparently he's got a hand issue and he has his
work cut out for him this week. They probably should
have hold on to Joey Mixon. Okay, the Bengals, I
think they made a mistake getting rid of mixing. Speaking
(30:55):
of Jojo mixing the Bears at the Texans Sunday Night football?
Are you ready for some Sunday night football? Both of
these fan bases are thinking playoffs? Are bust Chicago and Houston? Okay,
it's in Texas. The aforementioned Joey Mixon had a monster
(31:19):
week against Indianapolis. I'm expecting him to do the damn thing.
The Texans are a juggernaut. They're gonna be a fucking
hard out all season long.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
CJ. Stroud. Caleb Williams, Prime Time Football. I'm gonna be honest.
I test week one. Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Not so much. But it's week one. Rookie Year says
he doesn't get nervous. Maybe you should have been nervous
Week one, Caleb.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Even though the.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Bears found a way to come back against Tennessee by
Simone Miles husband mister Simone Biles, John Nathan Owens won
them that game. I'm rooting for kleb I'm rooting for
the Bears. I'm waiting rooting for DJ Moore. He's my guy, DJ.
I need a little bit more in Week two. The
(32:14):
games are gonna be great. I am so happy watching football.
It is such a break from the insanity that's going
on in the world. And if you're watching the games,
you might you might as well. You might as well
dip your tone into the sports betting world. Okay, real life, fantasy,
(32:38):
whatever you do, do it with me and the captains
at captainpicks dot com. Okay, trust me being a community
of champions, being a community of captains, fifty percent off
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Captain picks dot Com promo code manage Anyway, what else.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Is going outside of the NFL?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
New York is the literally the center of the sports
universe outside of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Although it's week one, it is week one.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Anything could happen. I just don't expect anything to happen
out in the meadowlands. But the US Open was fun.
The stars were out. Major League Baseball, the Mets, the
fucking Mets are the hottest team in baseball, fighting to
get a wild card spot, which would be nuts.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That would be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
The Yankees have the best record in the American League,
even with the big Boy the Judge going through a
power outage. And you guys know, I'm not a big
baseball person. Become October. I like my baseball rooting always
for the Matson routin, always for the Yankees. The Bronx Queens,
(34:08):
Oh my goodness, both are gonna be playoff hot beds.
Hot beds. Imagine a subway series. New York that would
be fantastic. Could we have another Subway series? It's not impossible.
The weather in New York is fantastic, beautiful for weather
(34:30):
and guys, girls, children of all ages. Don't blink because
the NBA preseason is literally right around the fucking corner.
It's a great time of the year, NFL college.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Football, Major League Baseball. Maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
A Subway series and like I said, do it with
the champions. At captain picks dot com. Talking about me
and John, longtime fan of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast,
John Conling, he was like, Yo, your man, Brad Pitt,
what's up with his style? It's like, Yo, that motherfucker
could literally wear anything. He just got that that swagger,
(35:16):
he's got that build. Brad Pitt walking around just putting
on fucking sheets. Momus dressed up like Jamira Quhi, dressed
up like he's straight up Jamiroquai. You remember how that
singer Jamiakwai Miles Jordan play a little Jamiqui? Where's Jamiraquhy?
(35:50):
Brad Pitt is literally on that Jamiriquhi. Nobody else could
pull that shit off. Even Travis Kelsey's like, Yo, what
the fuck are you wearing Brad. But it's Brad Pitt,
Brad Peasey. He's been out and about promoting his new movie,
which I'm definitely gonna see him and his man Clooney.
But if your Brad Pitt, you could, you could dress up,
(36:13):
you can rock that crazy shit that he's wearing. Anyway,
I hope everybody's good. I hope everybody is. Uh, it's good.
I hope everybody's good. And uh, you know, it's like
I said, it's a crazy time. Make sure you take
care of your yourself, take care of your family, take
(36:34):
care of your mental by any means necessary, and take
care of me by telling a friend to tell a
friend to listen to the im Rapaport Stereo podcast. Subscribe, riggity,
rate and review Wherever you're listening to this podcast, and
(36:54):
I'm out, make sure you make sure you stay safe,
make sure you Stickney stays saying, and make sure you
stay super duper disruptive.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I am rap Ports Stereo Podcast. I'm done.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Miles Jordan aka the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers.
Take me at it with something real nice, take me
out of here with something real loud, but most importantly,
take me at it with something real.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Funk I am rap ports, stereo podcasts.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I'm done.
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