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August 15, 2023 19 mins

Partying on the Beaches of The Tri-State Area! It's a DTRUMP Indictment Party Part 4! Ain't no party like an indictment party cause an indictment party don't stop & he's here to discuss: What competition is all about, Fat Donald the wannabe mobster, ruining Rudy Giuliani & RICO Charges, Georgia being on our mind with GoodFellas & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!

 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Ha ha ha you fuck. Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, you fuck. This is not a test. Fuck no,
it's not a test. We're doing it again. It's an emergency.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
You hear that fucking bomb blasting.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
You hear the sirens, the explosions. This is not a test,
you funk you. This is an emergency. I am Rapaport
Stereo podcast. Not to be confused with an urgency. I
am Rapaport stereo podcast. This is an emergency because ain't

(00:56):
no party like a motherfucking indictment party. I did this
puppy this morning on the beach. So after the sirens,
after the music, after the explosions, you're gonna hear me ranting.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And raving on the beach.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay beaches in the Tri state area. Ain't no party
like a motherfucking indictment party. Can't stop, won't stop. I'm
gonna do a quick rendition of Georgia. No Georgia, matter
of fact, Miles Jordan aka the police brothers, bring me
in a little, a little ray Charles with that good

(01:42):
good Georgia's on my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
They got you in Georgia, you motherfucker. And Fanny Willis
ain't fucking around. This is a strong tough, educated black woman.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You fuck, We're gonna see how racist.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You are or you ain't when you deal with you
truth social post about Fanny Willis. You know, this is
the type of woman that dick stained Donald Trump can't stand.
He's thinking, who the fuck is this bitch?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
His words, his thoughts.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
To be speaking about me, because you're a nasty, old
school racist, just like your old fucked up father and
you all fucked up racist mom pig dick Donald Trump.
This is not a test. This is an emergency. I
Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Bells, whistles, audio.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
And clips from Goodfellas, Les, Jordan, Niki, the Bleach Brothers.
Start this puppy off for something real nice. Start this
puppy off.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
For something real down, but most importantly, start this puppy
off for something real funny. This is the motherfucking I
Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast Indytment, Day Part four.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Let's go whoa, whoa see the shoulder at the shoulder

(03:29):
of a dancing man. Whoa?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god, man, whoa.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
We don't want to go in the water. I don't
want to sleep with the fishes. Oh my god, it's
funny that I said sleep with the fishes because.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
This indictment. And I said it.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Once, I said it many times. Ain't no party like
an indictment party because an indictment party.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Don't stop. Ah.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Ain't no party like an indictment party, because an indictment party.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Diggity, don't stop.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Man.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Three.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's the magic number.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
That was great once twice, three times in indictment. But
now we go to four. I like the number four.
The reason why I like the number four is it's
even good things happen in four's four corners.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, I always like the number four. One of my
favorite New York Knicks, Daryl Walker from Chicago, used to
wear the number four. Who else wears the number four?
Brett Farv?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Another one Who's gonna go down, Brett Farv. He wore
the number four. Charles Barkley wore the number four when
he was playing for.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
The Phoenix Suns.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Four.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's I like that number before.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I had that number a couple of times when I.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Was in in my playing days. Playing days.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's another another good word playing, competing, winning, losing, winning
and losing.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Had Donald Trump accepted.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
The fact that he lost, this would have never ever,
ever happened, you wouldn't be in the predicament, not to
be confused with the indictment that you are in. Now
you are in a pickle and you are being brought
up on another the fairy. You're on rico charges. For

(05:48):
those of you who don't know what rico charges are,
I'll explain it. Then you could google it. But have
you ever seen the movie Goodfellas? Have you ever watched
The Sopranos? Have you ever seen Donnie Brasco, The Godfather?
Mob films, mob shows? We all love mob shows, but

(06:09):
you ain't Tony Soprano, my friend. Okay, nobody actually knew
what happened to Tony Soprano at the end of The Sopranos, but.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
We know how this is gonna end up.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
You, Dame Donald trup Whole, just call Fat Donald that
they might be calling him Fat Donald because all mobsters
have nicknames. They don't want to use their real names
and smort Mobsters don't talk on the phone. You spoke

(06:46):
on the phone. You asked for votes in Georgia. You said,
you said, just give me we need I need eleven
thousand more votes. You couldn't accept losing.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
So we could go through. We have not gone through
your dominions, so we can't give them blessing. I mean,
in other states, we think we found tremendous corruption with
dominion machines, but we'll have to see.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
But we we only lost the safe by eleventh by
that number, eleven thousand votes and seven seventy nine.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
So with that being said, with just what we have,
and you know, with just what we have, we're giving
you minimum, minimum numbers. We're doing the most conservative numbers possible.
Were many times many, many times above the margin, and

(07:47):
so we don't really have to Mark. I don't think
we have to go through rans because because what's the
difference between winning the election by two votes and winning
it by half a million vot? I think I probably
did win it by half a minute. You know. One
of the things that happened, Brad, is we have other
people coming in now from Alabama and from South Carolina

(08:09):
and from other states, and they're saying it's impossible for
you to have lost Georgia. We won. You know, in Alabama,
we set a record, got the highest vote ever. In Georgia,
we set a record with a massive amount of votes,
and they say it's not possible to have lost Georgia,
and I could tell you by our rallies. I could

(08:30):
tell you by the rally I'm having on Monday night.
The place. They already have lines of people standing out
front waiting. It's just not possible to have lost Georgia.
It's not possible. When I heard it was close, I said,
there's no way. But they dropped a lot of votes
in there late at night, you know that, Brat, And
that's what we are working on very stringently. But regardless

(08:51):
of those votes, With all of it being said, we
lost by eleventh essentially eleven thousand votes, and we have
many more votes already calculated and certified to so I
just don't know, you know, Mark, I don't know what's
the purpose. I won't give dominion a past because we've

(09:12):
found too many bad things. But we don't need dominion
or anything else. We have. We have all. We have
won this election in Georgia based on all of this.
And there's there's nothing wrong with saying that, bread, you know,
I mean having the having a correct if the people
of Georgia are angry, and these numbers are going to
be repeated on Monday night, along with others that we're

(09:35):
going to have by that time, which are much more substantially.
But and the people of Georgia are angry. The people
of the country are angry. And there's nothing wrong with
saying that you know that you've recalculated because the two
thousand six and absentee ballots, I mean, they're all exact

(09:55):
numbers that we were done by accounting firms, law firms,
et cetera. And even if you cut him in half,
cut him in half, and cut him in half again,
it's more votes than we need.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Well, mister President, the challenge that you have is the
data you have is wrong. We talked to the congressmen
and they were surprised, but they I guess there's a
person named mister Raynard that came to these meetings and
presented data, and he said that there was dead people.
I believe it was upward of five thousand. The actual
number were two two.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now let's go back to the winning and losing them.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
We'll go back to the mobster of an over rico
act of it all. Sometimes if you win, you win,
but other times if you lose, you still win.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
If you had accepted.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
The loss like a man, if you had accepted the
loss like a man sat Donald instead of a whining,
crying Conniven spoiled.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You wouldn't be in this predicament. Remember the movie The
Bad News Bears.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
They lost, but they celebrated like winners, Tanner.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Boil Maker.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
The whole team celebrated like win like they like winners,
because even though they lost, they still when they competed,
they fought, they played.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Their little butts off. You couldn't accept the lost. You
wouldn't accept the loss. You would not accept the Rocky
bomboa win fifteen rounds with the champ.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
He lost, He accepted the loss, and he was better
for the loss. He came back the next step and
he won. You wouldn't do that. You couldn't understand. Well,
people come out to my rallies. Look at the crowd
at my rallies. We don't go to Joe Biden's rallies.
He's not good live. He's not a good live performer.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
There's plenty of rappers who I love listening to, but
I wouldn't leave the house to go see them live.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, there's plenty other.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Performers who I would not leave the house to go
see live.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Joe Biden is one of them. You're a great live performer.
People want to.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Come out to see you live. Doesn't mean you won.
You understand, if you win, you win. If you lose,
if you play it right.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You still win. But you didn't play it right because
you're spoiled, right. Mobster.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Now they got you as a mobster. They got you
on Rico charges racketeering. On to Geneviez, Colombo family, Henry
Hill and Rico racketeering.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Let me explain to you what that is.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's when guys like you, you send in the kujines,
you send in your henchmen, You stand in the gavones
dgoons to.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Do your dirty work.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
You have ran former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani,
Rudolph Louis Giuliani into the ground.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You had pimpin Donald Trump. You pimped Rudy Giuliani.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
He gave up his entire life, his career, and reputation
for you pimping' Donald.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's who you are. You pimped him. You kemped these
other suckers. Jenna Ellis, remember her, smiling Jenna. We knew
you were going down.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Jenna and a bunch of other suckers, and one of
them is going to turn.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
See what we do with the racketeering, what we do with.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Rico charges with mob people, just like in the movie Goodfellas, See,
Henry Hill wasn't a hero. He was the star of
the movie. He was portrayed beautifully by the great Radioda,
the late great Radioda, and he was shot by Martin
Scorsese beautifully. So it made it seem like that was

(14:19):
a glorious, glamorous life.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's not good.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's never ever, ever what they show on TV and movies. You,
my friend, are the greatest mobster in American history. You
had an incredible run. You had an incredible run. But
now they got you the same same charge. They got

(14:44):
you in the same charges they brought up the Genevieves
crime family.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
You wanted them.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
You're proud of yourself, set Donald, Are you proud of yourself?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
You think your father, Fred Trump is proud of you.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
He's kicking and turning in his decrepit old grave.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You fat animal.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
You. So what's gonna happen here on these rico charges?
Is they got I believe nineteen people. Nineteen people have
been indicted. One of them the Trevion Cuty, a woman
named Trevion Cuty, a quote unquote former publicist for Kanye West.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
She's one of the people named.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Along with Rudolph Louis Juliani. And of course the first
name that they they laid out was Donald John Trump.
Donald John Trump, that's the first thing, because you are
the mob boss, you are the leader.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
You are that, you're a gangster, you are a gang leader.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Congratulations, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So what they're gonna.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Do is, I'm imagining one of these people who's gonna
flip on you. And if it was me, Rudy Giuliani,
do the right thing. Flip on him like Henry Hill.
Point him out in the court, just like Henry Hill
did at the end of Goodfellas, which was a movie.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was a movie. Point him out and say it
was him.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
It was easy for all of us to disappear. My
house was in my mother in law's name, My cars
were registered to my wife. My Social Security cards and
driver's licenses were phonies. I never voted, I never paid taxes.
My birth certificate in my arrest sheet.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
You'd never have to though I was alive.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
See him here in.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
The courtroom today, yes, you please point him out for
the members of the jury. Ronald, please let the record
reflect that mister Hill has identified defended James Conway. Mister Hill,
do you also know a man by the name of
Paul Cicerol.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (16:53):
Do you see him here in the courtroom today?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
Can you point him out for the members of the jury, Dona,
Let the record reflect that mister Hill has identified the defendant,
false Cicero.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It was Fat Donald, Fat Donald did it all? Take
three to five years, Rudy three to five years in
jail and send Fat Donald away.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Send him away. Be the hero you strive to be when.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
You The irony of it all is that Rudy Giuliani
made his bones bringing down who the mob. Rudy Giuliani
knows all about Rico charges. He brought down the mob
in New York City, the og real deal, red sauce
eating mob. He brought Rudy do the right thing. Turn

(17:45):
this fat in okay, Rico charges. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You heard it.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You you still hear the bombs, the explosions.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
King saw and brought you.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
They got Fat Donald up on that good Rico, that
racketeering type ship got him on those good mob style charges,
Miles Jordan, Nike, the Bleachs.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Take me out of here with something real nice.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Take me out of here with something real proper, but
most importantly, end this exclusive emergency I am Rapport Stereo
podcast with something real fucking see I am Rapaport Stereo Podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Why you fuck you
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