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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, Brenda Bing and Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here.
I have no fear. On today's Brenda Binger Iron Rapports
Stereo podcast, break down, the Nate Diaz, Fake Paul Fight
with the Young Shooter, Deuce Pacino, Deuce Collins, Dean Collins
is with me on the Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. We're
(00:31):
talking Nate Diaz, Jake Paul, We're talking Barbie breaking a
billion a billion dollars at the box office, and so
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(00:52):
HiT's the Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Let's fucking go
three two one, Boom, Yes, boom, we say it once,
we say it a million times. Have no fear. The
(01:14):
Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here. Boom. Hope everybody's feeling good.
Hope everybody's feeling safe, Hope everybody's feelingsane. Welcome to the
Iron Dome of Dickey Disruption. Welcome to the Diggney Zone
of Dickey Disruption. Name is Michael Rapport ak the Inflamed
ash Grenazi aka the Sultan the Sniff aka the Disruptive
Warrior aka the Raging Bullshitter. Iron Rapport Stereo Pock is
(01:41):
coming live and direct Boom with the part time sometime
co host with the most. He's on the West Coast,
I'm on the East Coast. Parts unknown and uh let's
bring him in. Have no fear. Deuce Cuddles is here.
Have no fear. Deuce Paccino is here. Have no fear.
The young shooter in the place to be Boom. Hey man,
(02:02):
Hey Dean, how are you, buddy? Honestly not great. I
gotta be honest. People can't see you. I was gonna say,
you look like shit.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No I don't, no, no, no, don't. Don't get it twisted.
I said, I'm not feeling great. I don't. I actually
think I look great. Actually I got a haircut the
other day. It was really long, so I'm actually feeling
like I look a lot better. I don't look like shit,
That's what's I don't know why you said that. I
actually think I look better than I ever have. But
I don't feel my best is the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Right, And I'm telling you just to add insult to
injury and being being totally honest with you, is you
look like shit?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Also, well you don't look fucking great yourself. To be
honest with you, well you look like shit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, see, I just think you're saying that as a comeback,
But the reality is is I look great, woke up
this morning, worked out like a fucking dog. Okay, worked
out like a dog, feel great, okay? And I think
you're just mad because I stated the obvious and it,
like I said, if anybody could see you, they'd go, oh, yeah,
he does. Does kind of look like kind of grimy.
(03:13):
You look you don't know, No, maybe it's the lighting.
I don't know, but you look. I'm just keeping it
really look like huh. Lighting's fine. Well do you have
any other excuses to why you look like shit? Because
it doesn't make me that huh.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That hurts. That hurts To be honest with you, I honestly,
I looked in the mirror this morning. I was like, damn,
it's like one of the better days that I've had.
But I am feeling very depressed this morning. What's man
not I'm just not in a good space because, like
I didn't tell you this, but the other day, like
(03:48):
three days ago, I was driving and I like everything
was fine. I was like listening to my good music.
I had a good playlist on and a squirrel like
ran across the street and I tried to dodge it.
I almost got a car accident because I was like,
I'm not running over this fucking poor little squirrel, and
(04:08):
I'm like swerving in the middle of the road, and
it stopped in the middle of the road and I
hit it and I ran it over, and I felt
my car. I felt like the wheel roll over the squirrel.
And I kept going because I was late to something
and I couldn't stop, and I almost felt like a
like a hit and run or something. And I kept
going and I had to think about I've been thinking
(04:29):
it's been like kind of traumatic because I never really
ran over a squirrel, but I've been thinking about it
in the past three days, to be honest with you,
and I was like, did I run over the squirrel.
I kept thinking like maybe I didn't run over the squirrel,
maybe it was something else. Maybe I did dodge it,
but I'm pretty sure that I killed the squirrel, and
that I did run over it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You ran over the squirrel. You felt the wheels roll
over the squirrel and take suck the life out of
that squirrel. You killed the fucking squirrel. And no wonder
you look like shit because internally you feel like shit
because you know you ran over that poor fucking squirrel
(05:14):
and you know you took the life of that poor
fucking squirrel. So no wonder you're depressed and it's seeping
through the inside. Uh, And of course you look like shit.
So I'm going to apologize for saying you look like
shit because you're a squirrel killer. You kill the squirrels,
(05:34):
a killer of squirrels. You fuck you, okay, the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I wish that they could understand that if anything runs
in front of a car when a car is going
going at normal speed, that that car can't stop. And
I think that the fact that I feel depressed about
it says, you know, shows that I have loved in
my heart for animals. And you know, I did say
a prayer for other animals and for that squirrel that
(06:01):
I ran over. But they just have they have a
bad habit of running back and forth across the street,
and it's like, why not just use the crosswalk like
everybody else. When it's time for you to go, then
you can go. I don't know why they're running back
and forth, but I also like to think of it
as maybe that the squirrel eventually would have been hunted
by a natural predator such as you know, a hawk
(06:22):
or a coyote or an owl or maybe a fox,
and that those deaths might have been more brutal in
nature than me actually running over them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So I'm trying to brutal in nature a hawk scooping
up then getting ran over by fucking Dean Collins. You
felt the fucking the bump of going over the squirrel.
I'm coming to you as a friend in in a
vulnerable place, and I'm sharing this with everybody you see
that I'm not doing good, and you're like rubbing salt
(06:52):
in the wound, and you're like wrong person to come to.
Wrong person if you are looking for compassion from me
about you killing a squirrel hashtag wrong person to come to,
because you ain't gonna get that compassion to me when
you come on the Iron round Port Stereo podcast with
a shit attitude, a shit vibe. And now you're telling
(07:15):
me that you ran over a squirrel and and you
just you said that you were going at regular speed.
Is that true? Because let's let's be honest. You have
gotten better. I'm gonna preface it by saying better. But
you are a known person with what road rage? You
You have road rage.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You've talked about it one hundred percent, You've talked about it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
On the podcast. So do you want to rethink if
you were going at a sensible, normal, safe speed.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't. I don't want to think about it at all,
to be quite honest with you, I want I kind
of want to just move on from the event. And
I don't appreciate you calling me a squirrel killer. I
don't like that you need to say you're a squirrel killer.
But you know clearly I went to the wrong person.
I'll try and change, I'll try and get out of
this sadness, out of this funk for the rest of
the podcast. But it's something that I wanted to share
(08:10):
with you as a friend, just to kind of get
that off my chest and tell you that I'm it's
just been affecting me the past few days. I don't
like killing any animals, and now I've been seeing spiders
in my house. It's been kind of crazy and lost
honestly been crazy in Los Angeles in terms of bugs
and things like that. I don't know what's going on.
It's obviously the summer, it's the heat. But my apartment,
(08:32):
I've been getting a lot of spiders, and I don't
want to kill the spiders either, So what I've been
doing is taking a glass because apparently spiders are good luck.
But I've been taking a glass and then putting a
piece of paper underneath the glass to capture them, and
then I'll release them outside so that I'm not killing
the spider. But they've been big. But the other day,
I was laying in bed and I look up at
(08:54):
my ceiling and there is the biggest cockroach that you've
that you've ever seen, gigantic. I was freaking out. I
didn't know what to do, and I'm watching it crawl
across my ceiling, crawl across my ceiling. I'm like, I
don't know what the fuck to do. I've seen them outside,
I've never seen one in my inside my house.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was huge.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I took a photo of it. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't want to see the picture. Stop okay, stop
stop right there. I want to hear the rest of
the story. But I took a you're like as if.
I was like, oh, how big was it? Ooh, send
me a picture of a cockerroach. Stop.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I went to a party yesterday I did the same thing.
I was telling him about this, and I said, here,
look at the photo, and everyone was like, why are
you showing me this photo? At the party, we're all
like hanging out. I wanted to share that experience with
with other people, to show them how disgusting and big
this thing was, but it ended up falling behind my dresser.
So I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, fuck, it's no
longer on the ceiling, It's it's no longer in my
(09:53):
line of sight. So I moved the dresser and I'm
shining my flashlight from my phone behind the dresser and
I don't see it, and I'm like, shit, you know,
I can't go to bed like this. It's late at night.
I'm trying to find it everywhere, and I have the flashlight.
I don't see it behind the dresser anymore. I'm freaking out.
I turn around. This thing is flying in my room
(10:19):
behind me, it is flying in the air. I didn't
know cockroaches could fly. I took a shoe. I threw
the shoe at the motherfucker. It's like a whole it's
a battle going on in my room. I ended up
getting it. I hit it with my shoe. I put
it down the drain. But there's been a lot of
things going on out here that was also really fucked Well.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What happened to your compassion for animals? When the when
the I think it's a water bug because those fuckers fly.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whatever it was, I don't. I don't fuck with cockroaches.
I'll save the spiders, I'll save all the insects, but
cockroaches are absolutely disgusting to me.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I understand, I will I remember anyway. I'm sorry, No, anyway.
I was just gonna say, what's been going on with
you? You remember one time what happened? No? I remember one
time when I was like a teenager, like eighteen nineteen,
one of those ginormous fuckers flew across my bedroom in
New York. It's when I was still living with my father,
and that motherfucker just I mean, it was like.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
A bird, scary, right, scared the shit out of me.
I was scary.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was, I was. I called my dad, I was Dad, Dad,
there's a there's a bird, or like, I didn't know
what the fuck was.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I understand, I get it. So, so when.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You were at your party yesterday, did you tell everybody
else that you killed a squirrel? Or did this killing
of the squirrel happen after the party?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
No, it didn't happen after the party. Wasn't something that
was going to bring up at the party. But I
did mention the cockroach, and no one really enjoyed that story.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He was kind of partying. It's the summer, Like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I know, I was just wrong, wrong place, wrong time.
I guess I'll chalk it up to that. But I'm
glad that I could share it with you and kind
of get all this off my chest this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, we're glad you got that off your chest. I
know we discussed this before hand. I don't know the answer.
Did you actually watch then Diaz Jake Paul fight.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I didn't watch. I didn't watch the fight. It also,
I was going to a party that night and it
was the exact same time that the fight was on.
I tried to find a live stream because look, I'm
I'm not paying for the Nadiaz Jake Paul fight. I mean,
I've told you this every time we talk about Jake
Paul when there's a fight with him, I tell you
(12:29):
that you're a sucker every time that you're paying for
these fights. It's like anyone who still pays for these
fights really needs to get a life with with with
the Jake Paul thing. I mean, these are stupid boxing exhibitions.
You're you're making this this fucking fraud YouTuber richer than
he needs to be. And I don't get it. I
(12:51):
just but no, I didn't. I didn't watch the fight.
I caught the highlights, and I think the fights are
all set up. I think that they're all fake. I
think I also think that this one was rigged. I
knew immediately when you sent me a picture of the
uh what is it? The standoff?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The way off, the face off, the way Jake, isn't
it the way in the way in the face off,
all of it? Sure you send me, you send me
the video of that? Sure Like you're like, oh sure,
Like you just can't be bothered with any.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And you know what I used to be like for
the when it was the first one, I was like,
oh shit, Like, okay, I don't know what the first
fight was. I thought the Mayweather Logan Paul one was
really entertaining to watch. That was like that was that
was pretty entertaining to watch the Jake Paul shit. I'm
just like, I can't be bothered. And I don't know
why people are still paying for this. But I think,
you know, no fence I can say it. I don't
(13:44):
know Nate Diaz. I know that's your guy. I don't
have a dog in this fight. But Nate Diaz looks
like shit. He looks like shit.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I know that's his whole thing, right, Like, oh he's
he's the guy that looks like he's been drinking beer
all day and then he just smoked the bloo. I mean,
he looked like he just smoked a blunt before the fight.
And you know what, I get it. It's like I
think that he's taking the paycheck one hundred percent. I
think that he's he lost for the paycheck. I get it,
probably a lot of money there.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But he looks like shit. And and it's like you
knew about the fight, You've had months to train.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's like he always looks like that, though he's not.
He when he fought Connor McGregor, he looked exactly the same.
I mean, his body is kind of like our bodies.
You should you should like him more like he's He
just doesn't get ripped or cut. He's never gotten ripped
or cut.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ever, I appreciate that if if I had seen him
do something in the ten rounds that he was in there,
because I caught the highlights.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You see, That's one of the things. Listen. If I
had to say on points, Jake Paul probably won the
fight on points, but the highlights that Dan's in, whatever
that company is they put out, they make it seem
like it was just this dominant thing. And first of all,
(15:04):
Jorge mas deval gain bread I put out a clip
on the last podcast. He said Nate doesn't punch hard.
He seemed a little awkward with the boxing, but he
almost fucking had him in the eighth round and the
tenth round and he almost knocked him out. Saws in
trouble that that stuff hasn't been I don't know why
(15:27):
the clips aren't put up for that. But the thing
about Nate, first of all, it was highly entertaining number one,
I mean highly entertained. It was, oh my god, for
you know, a Jake Paul fight. It was highly entertaining
because Jake Paul sucks. He's not a good boxer. Do
not be fooled into thinking he's a good boxer. And
(15:47):
Nate Diez is just he's just so genuine and so
who he is and so real and so honest about
who he is, how he behavedas how he behaves in
the ring, how he behaves out of the ring, and
it was just so much fucking fun to watch him.
And the old adage from the movie Raging Bowl, if
(16:12):
you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Couldn't articulate that night any better for Nat Diez because
even though he lost, he's still won. He's still of
course because just people. First of all, Jake Paul never
heard him. He was never in any trouble. It was
(16:34):
a grazing punch that knocked him down. I don't care
what anyone else says. He wasn't in any sort of
trouble at all. And he almost fucking knocked out Jake
Paul in the eighth round. In the ninth round, eighth round,
the tenth round and almost in the ninth round. That
being said, Jake Paul sucks. Jake Paul and Logan Paul
are the Kardashians of combat sports. It's it's a freak show,
(16:59):
just like the Kardashians are a freak show. It's white
privilege to the max because they're really it's just like
these two sort of like white kids from all listen.
They've made an incredible and incredible fucking career for themselves,
but it's just the same kind of careers. They're like
the Kardashians, the exact same thing as the Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, no, I know, And but I think that you secretly,
maybe you secretly like Jake Paul because you I mean,
you're always there for him, You're always watching him. I
mean you're oh and you know what. And and when
you told me Nate Diaz is gonna win against Jake Paul,
I have to go against the odds because your track
record is not good. Every single fight that you've said
(17:41):
this person's gonna win, you've lost, You've lost money doing it.
I've bet on it with you. And so when you
said that, I was like, Okay, I think Jake Paul
is going to beat the shit out of Nate Diez.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
He.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I mean I saw the highlights for the first round.
I mean I don't like. Let me just clarify, I
don't fucking like Jake Paul at all.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I think you didn't see any highlights the first People
are like, oh, the first round. He didn't even hit
him in the first round. He was just all over him.
There was nothing. It was hiting.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
He was toppling over he was weeble wabbling over me.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
He was nothing. If you really watch it, if you
watch it again, it was nothing he was.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I trust your judgment, but thank you. But yeah, I'm
glad I didn't bet against it. I'm not surprised by
the outcome. I think that if it was MMA, it'd
be obviously a completely different fucking story. Some head kicks,
some some choke holds, all that shit, and a dias
for sure. But I mean it right the head, Yeah,
(18:31):
just I didn't want to wait till the tenth round,
Like you know, by night.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It was man for a Jake Paul fight, for a
low level boxing match. It was a lot of fun,
all right, it was. It was a lot of fun.
It was a good time, and I had fun watching it,
I really did. And I had to be quiet because
it came on like it was like at one o'clock
or one fifteen. It was so fucking late. And I
(18:55):
was like, if he knocks him out, like the amount
of shit, because I was like, if he knocked out
Jake Paul, like I am going to scream and yell,
and I know my wife would have. I would have
been so fucked because I would have scared the ship
out of her woke cry out of a dead sleep
because she sleeps like a goddamn like she sleeps like
a like she just it's like a rock. She she
(19:17):
goes to sleep in like five seconds flat and then
it's just like boom, she's she's out. Are you a sleeper?
You know you're not like that because I've slept in
a we've shared a hotel rooms, no, no Bruno and no,
I'm a light sleeper and you play, you play your
fucking I mean you're listening. God, you like to like
put podcasts on while you sleep. I'm a very light sleeper.
(19:38):
I need to pitch black, I need it quiet or
put some air conditioning on. But you're listening to fucking
Ben Shapiro all goddamn night and Alex Jones or whatever
the fuck you're listening to all night to put you
to sleep. And I'm like, I don't want to hear
Ben Shapiro as I'm as I'm drifting off into a
nice sleep. What do you listen to before you sleep?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's That's what I'm saying. I don't listen anything. I
want to just go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Are you on can X? And shit?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I try not to be, but I am. I have
such a fucking sleeping problem. I'm an insomniac, and when
I finally do get to sleep, I'm up every hour.
I have terrible sleep, and I'm not you know, I'm
not a guy who drinks coffee, so it's not like
in the morning I need coffee. So I'm just like
I'll get Honestly, if I get like four hours of sleep,
that's a good night.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Damn that sucks, man, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's something that I just got to fucking live with
and except but anyway, but yeah, no, I'm glad. Uh,
I'm glad the fight's over. We'll see the next one.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It was a good time. I mean, if he really
fights him in MMA, that'll be fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I don't think he'll. I think he's too pussy
to do that, Jake Paul. But I do think that
maybe the next one will be uh McGregor and Jake
Paul boxing. We'll see about that, goddam podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A lot of parties for you this weekend. Saturday night partying,
Sunday party pretty a lot of fucking parties, bro Well,
Sunday party two. You just said Sunday you were partying.
You showed people the cockroach pictures and Saturday that was
the same party. That was the same party. The fuck
are you talking about? You? You? Was it a rager?
What is you saying?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No, the cock that was the same part. I went
to a party that was the same night as the
as the fight. I was showing the cockroaches.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh okay, okay, you got it twisted. Yes. Have you
seen any movies? Have you watched by the way, Yeah, folks,
beat rhymes in Life, The Travels of a Trump Call
quest is. It's always on video. I believe it's on
Amazon Prime, but it's on Criterion, the Criterion Collection, and
(21:50):
I'm very proud of that. There's a a bunch of
movies hip hop themed hip hop inspired hip pop documentaries,
Beat Street, Wild Style, Travels of a Tramp Colquest, Ghost Dog,
that Underrated Jim Jarmers Film, Jim Jarmusch film, and uh,
(22:12):
it's on the Criterion Collection app. You could get it.
You could watch it. And I actually rewatch some of
Beat Tryms in Life, The Travels of a Trap co
Quest my award winning documentary. And I say that very
proudly because it is. And that's what's so fucking cool
about it is you're not saying it's just like, oh,
the award winning that's an award winning documentary. You don't
(22:32):
talk about that documentary enough. You don't me the documentary.
It's awesome and it true.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
The thing is it truly is like it's not like
I'm your friend where I have to be like yeah, man,
like good job. It was your directorial debut, like that
movie and it's on Criterion. You're in You're in a
category with a ton of other iconic directors. I mean,
you are an esteemed director yourself. It is. It is fantastic.
It is a real is an iconic documentary about an
(23:03):
iconic hip hop group.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And shout out to Vice Dog, shout out to Q
tip to roby Alishahid Muhammad, shout out to a tribe
call Quest and everything they have brought to the world.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, they're the best, and it's and it's there's
fucking drama in it. There's a lot of stuff that
that happens, like a documentary where you don't see it
coming and and you're kind of finding the movie while
you're shooting it. And I just I mean the movie
is like what twelve years old now something, and it
just it stands the test of time. So if anyone
listening hasn't seen or is a fan of a Tribe,
(23:40):
call Quest one hundred percent, watch beat Rhymes in Life
the Travels of a Tribe Call Quest, because that is
a fantastic, fantastic coming man. And did you know, like yeah,
I mean it's it's just the honest truth. I mean,
everyone who's seen it, they're like, god damn. I mean,
Michael Rappaport is a great director, hands down.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
God damn. Did you know you're reading a script from something?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, this is all coming from the heart, And I mean,
did you know that that was going to stand the
test of time? Wall you were.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean, when you were showing it were you like, hell,
fucking no, let me tell you something. I said this before.
I truly wish we because we shot some stuff, but
I truly wish we made and continued shooting the making
of the documentary because it would have been such a
great learning tool for music documentary filmmakers and just documentary filmmakers.
(24:34):
Just the highs, the lows, the unpredictability, the music clearances,
the sample clearances. It would have been as comparable with
the film because just the interaction within the group, the
interaction with me and the group members individually and as
a group, with their management, with the lawyers, with the
record label, it was just with us, with the film crew.
(24:56):
We were fucking It was just a challenge, man. It
was a challenge gin because the one thing that I
knew was like, if I put out a documentary about
a trip co quest, it has to be good. And
I felt and I knew that print I was like,
otherwise I'm gonna just not put this fucking thing out.
I'm gonna eat the fucking thing. And but I was like,
it has to be good anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Do you do you have do you have a lot
of unreleased footage? One that you could touch, you could
probably make you could probably make your own directors cut
at this point A hundred one hundred. I think the
fans would love to see it. But anyway, I'm just,
I just, I mean, I gotta say that, I gotta
sing your praises. That is a fucking fantastic film.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We appreciate that. We also appreciate your your insight on
other films, television and pop culture comings and goings. Have
you seen any other movies since we last spoke? Since
you've been to many parties that I didn't get any
invites you not that I could come, but but have
(26:00):
have you seen any other films since we last chatted?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Everybody would have loved you at the party, But that
was the one party I've been to in a few months.
So I haven't been to a lot of parties I
have seen. I have been on my movie grind, I've
been going to a lot of movies. I mean, like,
I think we talked about it before on the podcast,
but I did see Oppenheimer and Barbie back to back
in the same day double feature, which was epic.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Did we talk about this on the podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I feel like we did, because I feel like we did,
but I mean I saw so you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Know that Barbie has made over a billion fucking dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Which is I mean, good for Greta Gerwig, good for
Margot Robbie and everyone involved in that movie. It's I
heard that, you know, because Margot Robbie produced the movie,
and she was going, she was going around, you know,
because she's a fantastic producer and business woman, and she
you know, she produces with her producing partner slash husband,
and you know, she produced ititan Ya. She produces all
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a lot of the movies that she's in that she
stars in. But she she wanted to just be a
percer on the movie. And I think that she went
to Greta Gerwig and was like, you know, if you
want me to be in it, I'll be in it.
But like, I'm happy to just be a producer on
this thing. And she she went to whatever studio made
that movie. I don't know off the top of my
head right now, we don't fact check, but she went
in and they said, like, this could potentially make a
(27:18):
billion dollars, and I think that she was joking about it.
I don't think that she truly thought the movie would
make a billion dollars. But in the seventeen days or
wherever we're at now that it's been out, it's grossed
over a billion dollars, which is that's insane, which is great,
fucking crazy, great for films, great for female directors, and
(27:38):
and you know good, it's I've never seen so many
fucking people at the movie theaters than when I went
that opening night to see Barbie and Oppenheimer. It was
flooded with people dressing in all pink, and people were
like excited to go to the movies again. And at
least in LA it's been very refreshing because I've been
(27:58):
on a movie kick, and you know, I went to
go see I want to go see this fucking movie,
this horror movie. It's on the third one also did
really well, called Insidious, that Patrick Wilson, the actor directed,
He directed it. He's been in all of the movies,
but he directed this one, and and it grossed so
much fucking money. But I went on a I went
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on a Monday night at the Grove in Los Angeles.
The theater was sold out packed like it has been.
It has been crazy for movies. But I did go
see this movie, the one that really stuck out to me.
Was this a twenty four movie? When you know a
twenty four does these you know, they're they just have
(28:39):
a reputation of making really great movies. But there's this
horror movie called Talk to Me that I highly recommend.
It's it's actually like the cast they're all unknown actors,
but they're they're all YouTubers. They're they're like YouTube stars,
and they're all Australian and these directors shot this movie
called talk to Me about you know, they're all these
YouTube acts or or whatever. But it's basically like a
(29:03):
group of Australian kids in high school. These teens use
this embombed ceramic hand to communicate with the dead. It
like they you know, create these seances with this mysterious
embalmed hand that has a direct line to the spirits.
And so they they it's like used as a party trick.
(29:24):
They'll like go to the party. They'll like go to
a party and smoke weed and drink and stuff. Is
these high school kids and then they bring out this
hand and it's like this ceramic han and they they
film each other and they grab the hand and the
severed hand belongs to like a medium that died. It
was like a medium. So they grab the hand and
for thirty seconds or sixty seconds, they grab the hand
(29:45):
and they say, talk to me, and then they instantly
get like possessed by these spirits that they have this
line of connection with. And it's very good. It's it's
it's an entertaining horror movie. It's fun, and it's just
nice that they're making fun movies and that people are
going and showing up too.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
So that's good that people are going to see the movies.
I mean, it's important, especially.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
With all the shit going on right now.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, with the fucking strike and yeah, it's it's it's
not good, but you know, that's good that people are
going out of the house to go see movies and shape.
And I didn't. My wife went to go see a
Barbie and she said the same thing. She went to
go see it in like a what was it like,
It was like a Friday at like four thirty. She said,
(30:33):
it was packed with all sorts of people.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It was kids in there, all sorts of people, and
and it's good. It's like it's a really fun movie.
You know, I didn't love I didn't love it, you know,
I think.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did you dress up as Ken?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
No, And that's the thing I'm I'm I'm not a Ken.
And I've accepted that. You know, I know, I've gone
years on this podcast talking about how you know, I
want to have the Brad Pitt look, the Leonardo DiCaprio look.
Never for hair, I know, And it's.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Never ever, ever, ever happening, ever for hair, for toes, shoulders, nothing,
it's never happening.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Brother, I understand that it's ever. It's something that I've
learned to accept for not going to happen. I hear you,
I hear you, but but I I've accepted that I'm
not so far from ever happening. I know that. That's
why I'm saying it. You don't need to say it
back to me. I've already said it, so I don't
need you to. And I also don't need you to
agree with me. You can be like, hey man, you
(31:29):
can be anything that you want to be if you
want to know.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't. I don't kick that goofy shit that that's fine.
I don't. I don't kick that kind of goofy shit like, oh,
you could be anything you want to be. I don't
believe that Also, I truly don't like you know this,
this whole, this whole you could be anything you want
to be. That's just not true, right, And telling young
people that they could be anything they want to be
(31:53):
that is not true.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, that's that's not trooped up all millennials. I think
that that's when when your parents have raised you to,
you know, say you can be anything you want to be.
I think that that's that's done a lot of day.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Save everybody the time, Let's save everybody the energy. If
you got a kid that wants to be a violinist,
a strum away, strum the fuck away. But when you
see that your kid is limited with his talent, cut
the fucking cut the cost on the lessons, because you're
(32:25):
wasting your time. You're giving that little fucker false hope.
I spent years, Now I didn't. It didn't cost a
lot of money for me to have hopes and dreams
of wanting to be a basketball player. But if had it,
you know, if had it, if it had had cost
my parents' money, I would have supported them. Going listen,
you want to go shoot hoops, go to the park
(32:47):
and fucking shoot hoops, knock yourself out. But We're not
paying for private lessons. We're not paying for any of
that shit.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm kind you acknowledge that because you you and I
don't think I've told you this before, and I'm not
doing it to be like spiteful, but you are horrific
as a basketball player. You are terrible. Not no, no,
that's not true. That's and that's delusions of grandeur. Also
that that's like you are delusional, And that's okay because
that's that's a part of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
A like I understand the game, asshole.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm not saying you don't understand the game, and I'm
not saying you're not a fan of the game and
that it's everything, it's in your blood. But when i've
because i've seen you on a court. We were at
the Clippers practice, we were at We're at a couple
of different practices, so you've had a lot of time
to show me your skills. But we were at Clippers practice,
I think we went to San Francisco, we were at
Warriors practice, and we always end up on the court,
which is incredible and it's an incredible experience. And you know,
(33:40):
I'm not a basketball guy, but like I can appreciate it.
I've seen you shoot free throws. You I mean, God
damn you are it is.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's ugly to which I may not be good under
pressure search situations, but I could go to the park
right now. You give me a half an hour to
warm up, get my shit together. I could make ten
free throws in a row easily. Any given day, you
fuck okay, any given and it ain't any given Sunday,
any given day, you fuck you well.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I remember when we were shooting the now defunct War
at Home, when we were on the Warner Brothers lot.
It was on a lunch break and a lot of
different movies and TV shows are all filming at the
same time. And while we were shooting the Ward Home
Oceans twelve, I believe either Oceans twelve or Oceans thirteen
was being shot, and so we would see one of them.
(34:30):
One of them was being shot. We would see Brad
Pitt ride in on a motorcycle to go to set.
We would see George Clooney every day we'd see, you know,
because that cast was stacked. And I remember on a
lunch break George Clooney as we were walking to lunch
saying Mike we're playing basketball. Why don't you get in
on this and join the game with us? And you
(34:51):
see knew because he knew. Well, well, my memory, if
my memory serves me right, I remember you saying, oh,
I'm okay, that's fine, that's all good. And he said, oh,
what is it? Is it your elbow? Your elbow still hurting?
And you said, yeah, I got a bad elbow. And
he said, oh, it's your elbow, okay, and he mocked
the shit out of you. And I remember thinking to
(35:11):
myself at sixteen years old, I looked up like I
was embarrassed to be next to you. I just saw
what cocksucking pussy.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I mean, this guy is George Clooney's inviting you to
just play like a casual game of basketball with the
other Oceans cast and and you coward. So when you know,
you motherfuck are you? It's true. That's a true that's
a truth. That's a true story. You little fuck you.
You didn't even support me, you little motherfucker you.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was embarrassed. I was like sixteen at the time, like,
oh my god, I was like embarrassed to be standing
next to you. But so you know, anyway, basketball, maybe
you know if you cock sucking, you you're better to
observe it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And that's why you do the celebrity basketball games. That's
why you are doing what I would just do that.
Now they kicked me out of that, which really sucks.
And you know what, I don't want to be up
there with these goofballs, TikTok freaks and all that shit.
I did it in it's hey day. It was me,
it was Bieber and he killed your fucking ass. Huh.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Bieber kicked your fucking ass up and down? How old
was he fourteen then? And you were and I saw
photos you were sweating, you were like like full it
was like you playing like next to Kevin Durant or something.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I tore my meniscus trying to chase around that little
motherfucker there you go.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
So anyway, it's just it's not in the cards, and
that's okay. Just like my hair becoming Brad pit from
Fight Club is also not in the cards, and when
I bring that photo in they I also just read
an article that that Brad Pitt is the number one
person that people bring in the photo of when they
get their haircut because he's has.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
So love that people think that a photo of Brad
Pitt can make people turn into Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
They don't have plastic surgeons in hair salons, so but
a man can dream. And I've accepted, I've accepted where
I'm at with that. So anyway, but but I did,
you know what I did? Speaking of movies and TV shows,
I did watch I finally I'm like a year or
too late to the game, but I finally finished Severance,
which was very good with Adam Scott and John Taturo
(37:08):
and Christopher Walking all them, and you know, it's that's
definitely like a mind bending show. It's out there. It's
very eternal Sunshine meets Truman show, and you know, it's
very like cerebral and interesting. Everyone's been telling me, wait
till you get to the last episode. Wait till you
get to the last episode. It's all worth it. It
was very good. It leaves off on a crazy cliffhanger,
(37:31):
and now with the writers strike and everything going on,
they're saying that that's not going to come back for
like the next two years. So got a hold on Jesus,
and hey, you know, it's a.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Good comedy that I started watching on Hulu. What this
fool this.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh oh, I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
What is us in that? It's all unknowned. Michael Imperiali
is in it, not all the episodes, but it's basically
it's like a total fucking comedy, weird comedy about these
Mexican kids and this this this one guy, the lead guy,
(38:09):
runs this sort of rehabilitation place for former gang bangers.
And it's just funny. It's weird, it's quirky. It's very
sort of you know, I was thinking of like so
many even like you see TikTokers, like you see like
like the whole like this trend of TikTok. Theer's like
(38:29):
weird interviews, like it's like the Office, like fucking yeah,
and those sidewalk interviews. God damn, just like stop it
with the sidewalking. Everyone's got a microphone. Everybody's got a microphone.
Everybody's doing like the Office like this awkward interviews like
and it's so overusing. It's so you know, you know,
biting off of the Office and Michael Scott and all
(38:52):
that shit. But this is not a bite at all.
And this full season one, season two, we're both out
on Hulu. We just watched season one. It's funny, it's weird,
it's quirky, and it's easy to watch, and you should
watch it. Everybody should watch. It's fun And I know
we're not supposed to promote shows, but this is like
a little show with a bunch of unknown people, and
(39:15):
you know, because of the sackstrick, we're not supposed to,
you know, promote shows. I'm not promoting my show, I'm
promoting their show. And it's just kind of the show.
It's charming, it's funny, and it's unique, and it's just
like totally fucking you know. It's like, it's just like
a bunch of reform it's just playing with all the
stereotypes of what it's like to be like a solo
(39:35):
and like a hard Mexican and it's just you should
peep it out. It's fucking funny, it's good, it's funny.
It's easy to watch too.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I've heard of it. I'll definitely watch that this. Thank you,
you're welcome. Thank you for the recommendation This fool on Hulu.
We like your recommendations. Uh did you watch Hijack with
Idris Elba on Apple? Yes, it was good, it wasn't
It wasn't great. But I mean it was it good,
It was it was fine, and you know it was
I was entertaining. I mean I blew through them. It
(40:02):
was like I was definitely intrigued. I like anything planes, thrillers,
and it's all on a plane. They would have never
fucking I mean, it's taken twenty three years or whatever
it is to make that. You know that that would
have never flown after a nine to eleven, I mean
any hijackings or any plane stuff. But it is, uh,
it is entertaining. It's well done. So I don't know
(40:24):
if anyone's watching that, but that's that's all I've been really,
I've been watching I need because Netflix, what the fuck man?
Netflix is dragging their feet on like great content. I mean,
I'm sure there's stuff out there, but it's like where
where are the night Stalkers? Where where are like the
don't fuck with Cats? I need something like give me
a jaw dropping mini series or doc or true crime
(40:46):
thing like I'm not going to Netflix lately.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I mean, you know, there's a strike. They might have
to be reworking how they divvy this stuff out because
it ain't no new content coming and how many sick
fuck documies. Can they actually make There's been so many lives.
Have you watched any new sick fuck documentaries lately?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
No new sick fuck documentaries lately. But because there's no
new sick fuck documentaries, I've been turning to TikTok and
I have to tell you, I have been so hooked.
It's like it's become a little bit of an obsession.
I can't stop.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Every time I'm on fucking TikTok, I look up this
because you know, it's like to Catch a Predator, That's
where I've been out now. But it's called with the
great Chris Hansen, to Catch a Predator, who is a
guest on the Imrap Reports stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Exactly shout out to Chris Hansen. I've seen literally every
episode of his show, Don't How to Catch a Predator.
But I've been and now everybody is kind of doing
their own version of that, and they're their own you know,
vigilantes on the street in different states. I mean, there's
tons of people doing it and recording it, and you
know it's dangerous. I mean they're they're showing up at
these people's houses and you know they're posing as thirteen
(41:57):
year olds on dating sites and and they're they're catching
these people and they want to get these sick fucks
out of the community. But there is an account called
Colorado ped ped for short for pedophile Colorado ped Patrol.
If you look up Colorado ped Patrol on TikTok CPP,
you'll find this guy. His name is Tommy. He poses
(42:20):
as a thirteen year old, sometimes for months at a time.
He gets them to say he has a booklet of
all the shit that they've said, all the text messages,
all the dick pics like luring miners, all christ you know,
all the felonies they've committed. And he shows and he
sets a date to meet them, and he shows up
and he says, if you're honest with me, I won't
(42:41):
call the police. You know we've had he says, we've had.
You're my three hundred and fifty seventh catch, and we've
had one hundred and forty seven arrests on site. I
mean there is he is not short on content. I
mean there is a new one all the fucking time.
But but he the thing is, he says, if you're
honest with me, we won't call the police. He films
(43:01):
them all but he ends up calling the police on
every single one of them. He doesn't let anybody off.
He calls the police on every single one of these people,
and he gets them to talk and he goes, what
were you thinking? And and there he's really like really
about like he he he announces all the ship that
they said in his booklet. He calls it's and and
one time he got to send me that I got
(43:23):
you saw I remember. He makes people call their spouse
and he's like, He's like, you don't He's like, you
don't have to stay. We're not the police, but if
you if you leave, we're going to call the police.
And he goes, or you could stay and just have
a chat with me. And he tries to just get
them to confess everything pretty much, but he.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Nasty, motherfucking nasty nasty.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
But he he's like, why don't you He's like, is
there anyone that you know would pick you up from
jail or uh that you could call, like in your family.
And he makes them call their wives or their spouses,
being like, hey, like I'm in trouble. I got caught
for like talking to a thirteen year old online.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hey I'm yeah, I'm in trouble. Oh would you get
in no car accident? No?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, Well, actually it's become like I'm in the I'm
down the rabbit hole with that. So if you're looking
for any of that kind of shit, it's disturbing, Don't
get me wrong, it's disturbing. But there's a lot of
sick fucks out there. But Colorado, so.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Many sick fucks, so little time. Yep, so many sick funks,
so little time. Anyway, anyway, listen, there's also so little
time that you could do an im Rappaport stereo pod because,
as you know, I'll be in Syracuse the eighteenth and
the nineteenth of August. I will be in Syracuse the
(44:31):
eighteenth and the nineteenth of August. I'll be in Salt
Lake City the seventh, eighth, and ninth of September, which
I think that's the show you should come to. I'll
be in Stamford the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth, Stanford, Connecticut.
And I'll be in San Diego September twenty first, twenty second,
twenty third. I'll all tickets. All information is available. Michael
Rappaport Comedy dot com. Dust Brother Miles is on vacation.
(44:57):
So I'm wishing you may safe, safe, fun fan fantastic vacation.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Miss Miles, I, miss Miles and Jordan haven't seen those
guys in a long time, and they're the fucking best.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Best in the biz. They call them the dust Brothers
aka the Bleach Brothers. But to get out of here?
Do you want to do this with me? Sure? I
would love to, Okay, Miles, Jordan a k. The Bleach
Brother's aka the dust Busters. Take me out of here
with something real nice, take me out it with something
real loud, but most importingly, take me out of here
with something real funky. No, motherfucker, Well, why don't you
(45:29):
don't have to say no? If I say real, you
don't have to say where. You could go real, or
I could go real and you go go really funky.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Or you could say it on time with me. I
did it on time with you. That's I just think
there's like a lagging issue between the video. I don't
know if it's like a connection issue with you. But
am I supposed to try it again? Am I sona
say real funky at the same time when you were here.
We'll bring the audience into a little bit behind the
scenes stuff. I'll say real funky and then you can
go really funky. Oh okay, that's new to me. I've
never done that.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Miles Jordane A k. The Bleach Brothers. Take me out
ofwards on the real nice. Take me out of here
with something real out, but most importantly, take me out
of here with something real, really funky. No, motherfucker, you
say real.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I thought you were gonna say. I thought you were
gonna say, take medice here at something with something real funky,
and then I say really funky.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Let's try that. Let's try your version.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Let's can we just try Let's try that version.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Take me out of something real nice, take me out
of it with something real proper, but most only take
me out of here with something real funky, really funky. Boom.
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The young shooter in the place to be Boom. Hey man,
(02:02):
Hey Dean, how are you, buddy? Honestly not great. I
gotta be honest. People can't see you. I was gonna say,
you look like shit.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No I don't, no, no, no, don't. Don't get it twisted.
I said, I'm not feeling great. I don't. I actually
think I look great. Actually I got a haircut the
other day. It was really long, so I'm actually feeling
like I look a lot better. I don't look like shit,
That's what's I don't know why you said that. I
actually think I look better than I ever have. But
I don't feel my best is the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Right, And I'm telling you just to add insult to
injury and being being totally honest with you, is you
look like shit?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Also, well you don't look fucking great yourself. To be
honest with you, well you look like shit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
No, see, I just think you're saying that as a comeback,
But the reality is is I look great, woke up
this morning, worked out like a fucking dog. Okay, worked
out like a dog, feel great, okay? And I think
you're just mad because I stated the obvious and it,
like I said, if anybody could see you, they'd go, oh, yeah,
he does. Does kind of look like kind of grimy.
(03:13):
You look you don't know, No, maybe it's the lighting.
I don't know, but you look. I'm just keeping it
really look like huh. Lighting's fine. Well do you have
any other excuses to why you look like shit? Because
it doesn't make me that huh.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That hurts. That hurts To be honest with you, I honestly,
I looked in the mirror this morning. I was like, damn,
it's like one of the better days that I've had.
But I am feeling very depressed this morning. What's man
not I'm just not in a good space because, like
I didn't tell you this, but the other day, like
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three days ago, I was driving and I like everything
was fine. I was like listening to my good music.
I had a good playlist on and a squirrel like
ran across the street and I tried to dodge it.
I almost got a car accident because I was like,
I'm not running over this fucking poor little squirrel, and
(04:08):
I'm like swerving in the middle of the road, and
it stopped in the middle of the road and I
hit it and I ran it over, and I felt
my car. I felt like the wheel roll over the squirrel.
And I kept going because I was late to something
and I couldn't stop, and I almost felt like a
like a hit and run or something. And I kept
going and I had to think about I've been thinking
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it's been like kind of traumatic because I never really
ran over a squirrel, but I've been thinking about it
in the past three days, to be honest with you,
and I was like, did I run over the squirrel.
I kept thinking like maybe I didn't run over the squirrel,
maybe it was something else. Maybe I did dodge it,
but I'm pretty sure that I killed the squirrel, and
that I did run over it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You ran over the squirrel. You felt the wheels roll
over the squirrel and take suck the life out of
that squirrel. You killed the fucking squirrel. And no wonder
you look like shit because internally you feel like shit
because you know you ran over that poor fucking squirrel
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and you know you took the life of that poor
fucking squirrel. So no wonder you're depressed and it's seeping
through the inside. Uh, And of course you look like shit.
So I'm going to apologize for saying you look like
shit because you're a squirrel killer. You kill the squirrels,
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a killer of squirrels. You fuck you, okay, the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I wish that they could understand that if anything runs
in front of a car when a car is going
going at normal speed, that that car can't stop. And
I think that the fact that I feel depressed about
it says, you know, shows that I have loved in
my heart for animals. And you know, I did say
a prayer for other animals and for that squirrel that
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I ran over. But they just have they have a
bad habit of running back and forth across the street,
and it's like, why not just use the crosswalk like
everybody else. When it's time for you to go, then
you can go. I don't know why they're running back
and forth, but I also like to think of it
as maybe that the squirrel eventually would have been hunted
by a natural predator such as you know, a hawk
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or a coyote or an owl or maybe a fox,
and that those deaths might have been more brutal in
nature than me actually running over them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So I'm trying to brutal in nature a hawk scooping
up then getting ran over by fucking Dean Collins. You
felt the fucking the bump of going over the squirrel.
I'm coming to you as a friend in in a
vulnerable place, and I'm sharing this with everybody you see
that I'm not doing good, and you're like rubbing salt
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in the wound, and you're like wrong person to come to.
Wrong person if you are looking for compassion from me
about you killing a squirrel hashtag wrong person to come to,
because you ain't gonna get that compassion to me when
you come on the Iron round Port Stereo podcast with
a shit attitude, a shit vibe. And now you're telling
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me that you ran over a squirrel and and you
just you said that you were going at regular speed.
Is that true? Because let's let's be honest. You have
gotten better. I'm gonna preface it by saying better. But
you are a known person with what road rage? You
You have road rage.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You've talked about it one hundred percent, You've talked about it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
On the podcast. So do you want to rethink if
you were going at a sensible, normal, safe speed.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't. I don't want to think about it at all,
to be quite honest with you, I want I kind
of want to just move on from the event. And
I don't appreciate you calling me a squirrel killer. I
don't like that you need to say you're a squirrel killer.
But you know clearly I went to the wrong person.
I'll try and change, I'll try and get out of
this sadness, out of this funk for the rest of
the podcast. But it's something that I wanted to share
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with you as a friend, just to kind of get
that off my chest and tell you that I'm it's
just been affecting me the past few days. I don't
like killing any animals, and now I've been seeing spiders
in my house. It's been kind of crazy and lost
honestly been crazy in Los Angeles in terms of bugs
and things like that. I don't know what's going on.
It's obviously the summer, it's the heat. But my apartment,
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I've been getting a lot of spiders, and I don't
want to kill the spiders either, So what I've been
doing is taking a glass because apparently spiders are good luck.
But I've been taking a glass and then putting a
piece of paper underneath the glass to capture them, and
then I'll release them outside so that I'm not killing
the spider. But they've been big. But the other day,
I was laying in bed and I look up at
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my ceiling and there is the biggest cockroach that you've
that you've ever seen, gigantic. I was freaking out. I
didn't know what to do, and I'm watching it crawl
across my ceiling, crawl across my ceiling. I'm like, I
don't know what the fuck to do. I've seen them outside,
I've never seen one in my inside my house.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was huge.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I took a photo of it. I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't want to see the picture. Stop okay, stop
stop right there. I want to hear the rest of
the story. But I took a you're like as if.
I was like, oh, how big was it? Ooh, send
me a picture of a cockerroach. Stop.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I went to a party yesterday I did the same thing.
I was telling him about this, and I said, here,
look at the photo, and everyone was like, why are
you showing me this photo? At the party, we're all
like hanging out. I wanted to share that experience with
with other people, to show them how disgusting and big
this thing was, but it ended up falling behind my dresser.
So I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, fuck, it's no
longer on the ceiling, It's it's no longer in my
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line of sight. So I moved the dresser and I'm
shining my flashlight from my phone behind the dresser and
I don't see it, and I'm like, shit, you know,
I can't go to bed like this. It's late at night.
I'm trying to find it everywhere, and I have the flashlight.
I don't see it behind the dresser anymore. I'm freaking out.
I turn around. This thing is flying in my room
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behind me, it is flying in the air. I didn't
know cockroaches could fly. I took a shoe. I threw
the shoe at the motherfucker. It's like a whole it's
a battle going on in my room. I ended up
getting it. I hit it with my shoe. I put
it down the drain. But there's been a lot of
things going on out here that was also really fucked Well.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What happened to your compassion for animals? When the when
the I think it's a water bug because those fuckers fly.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whatever it was, I don't. I don't fuck with cockroaches.
I'll save the spiders, I'll save all the insects, but
cockroaches are absolutely disgusting to me.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I understand, I will I remember anyway. I'm sorry, No, anyway.
I was just gonna say, what's been going on with
you? You remember one time what happened? No? I remember one
time when I was like a teenager, like eighteen nineteen,
one of those ginormous fuckers flew across my bedroom in
New York. It's when I was still living with my father,
and that motherfucker just I mean, it was like.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
A bird, scary, right, scared the shit out of me.
I was scary.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I was, I was. I called my dad, I was Dad, Dad,
there's a there's a bird, or like, I didn't know
what the fuck was.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I understand, I get it. So, so when.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You were at your party yesterday, did you tell everybody
else that you killed a squirrel? Or did this killing
of the squirrel happen after the party?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
No, it didn't happen after the party. Wasn't something that
was going to bring up at the party. But I
did mention the cockroach, and no one really enjoyed that story.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
He was kind of partying. It's the summer, Like, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I know, I was just wrong, wrong place, wrong time.
I guess I'll chalk it up to that. But I'm
glad that I could share it with you and kind
of get all this off my chest this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, we're glad you got that off your chest. I
know we discussed this before hand. I don't know the answer.
Did you actually watch then Diaz Jake Paul fight.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I didn't watch. I didn't watch the fight. It also,
I was going to a party that night and it
was the exact same time that the fight was on.
I tried to find a live stream because look, I'm
I'm not paying for the Nadiaz Jake Paul fight. I mean,
I've told you this every time we talk about Jake
Paul when there's a fight with him, I tell you
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that you're a sucker every time that you're paying for
these fights. It's like anyone who still pays for these
fights really needs to get a life with with with
the Jake Paul thing. I mean, these are stupid boxing exhibitions.
You're you're making this this fucking fraud YouTuber richer than
he needs to be. And I don't get it. I
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just but no, I didn't. I didn't watch the fight.
I caught the highlights, and I think the fights are
all set up. I think that they're all fake. I
think I also think that this one was rigged. I
knew immediately when you sent me a picture of the
uh what is it? The standoff?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
The way off, the face off, the way Jake, isn't
it the way in the way in the face off,
all of it? Sure you send me, you send me
the video of that? Sure Like you're like, oh sure,
Like you just can't be bothered with any.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And you know what I used to be like for
the when it was the first one, I was like,
oh shit, Like, okay, I don't know what the first
fight was. I thought the Mayweather Logan Paul one was
really entertaining to watch. That was like that was that
was pretty entertaining to watch the Jake Paul shit. I'm
just like, I can't be bothered. And I don't know
why people are still paying for this. But I think,
you know, no fence I can say it. I don't
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know Nate Diaz. I know that's your guy. I don't
have a dog in this fight. But Nate Diaz looks
like shit. He looks like shit.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I know that's his whole thing, right, Like, oh he's
he's the guy that looks like he's been drinking beer
all day and then he just smoked the bloo. I mean,
he looked like he just smoked a blunt before the fight.
And you know what, I get it. It's like I
think that he's taking the paycheck one hundred percent. I
think that he's he lost for the paycheck. I get it,
probably a lot of money there.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
But he looks like shit. And and it's like you
knew about the fight, You've had months to train.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's like he always looks like that, though he's not.
He when he fought Connor McGregor, he looked exactly the same.
I mean, his body is kind of like our bodies.
You should you should like him more like he's He
just doesn't get ripped or cut. He's never gotten ripped
or cut.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Ever, I appreciate that if if I had seen him
do something in the ten rounds that he was in there,
because I caught the highlights.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You see, That's one of the things. Listen. If I
had to say on points, Jake Paul probably won the
fight on points, but the highlights that Dan's in, whatever
that company is they put out, they make it seem
like it was just this dominant thing. And first of all,
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Jorge mas deval gain bread I put out a clip
on the last podcast. He said Nate doesn't punch hard.
He seemed a little awkward with the boxing, but he
almost fucking had him in the eighth round and the
tenth round and he almost knocked him out. Saws in
trouble that that stuff hasn't been I don't know why
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the clips aren't put up for that. But the thing
about Nate, first of all, it was highly entertaining number one,
I mean highly entertained. It was, oh my god, for
you know, a Jake Paul fight. It was highly entertaining
because Jake Paul sucks. He's not a good boxer. Do
not be fooled into thinking he's a good boxer. And
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Nate Diez is just he's just so genuine and so
who he is and so real and so honest about
who he is, how he behavedas how he behaves in
the ring, how he behaves out of the ring, and
it was just so much fucking fun to watch him.
And the old adage from the movie Raging Bowl, if
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you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Couldn't articulate that night any better for Nat Diez because
even though he lost, he's still won. He's still of
course because just people. First of all, Jake Paul never
heard him. He was never in any trouble. It was
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a grazing punch that knocked him down. I don't care
what anyone else says. He wasn't in any sort of
trouble at all. And he almost fucking knocked out Jake
Paul in the eighth round. In the ninth round, eighth round,
the tenth round and almost in the ninth round. That
being said, Jake Paul sucks. Jake Paul and Logan Paul
are the Kardashians of combat sports. It's it's a freak show,
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just like the Kardashians are a freak show. It's white
privilege to the max because they're really it's just like
these two sort of like white kids from all listen.
They've made an incredible and incredible fucking career for themselves,
but it's just the same kind of careers. They're like
the Kardashians, the exact same thing as the Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, no, I know, And but I think that you secretly,
maybe you secretly like Jake Paul because you I mean,
you're always there for him, You're always watching him. I
mean you're oh and you know what. And and when
you told me Nate Diaz is gonna win against Jake Paul,
I have to go against the odds because your track
record is not good. Every single fight that you've said
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this person's gonna win, you've lost, You've lost money doing it.
I've bet on it with you. And so when you
said that, I was like, Okay, I think Jake Paul
is going to beat the shit out of Nate Diez.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
He.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I mean I saw the highlights for the first round.
I mean I don't like. Let me just clarify, I
don't fucking like Jake Paul at all.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I think you didn't see any highlights the first People
are like, oh, the first round. He didn't even hit
him in the first round. He was just all over him.
There was nothing. It was hiting.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
He was toppling over he was weeble wabbling over me.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
He was nothing. If you really watch it, if you
watch it again, it was nothing he was.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I trust your judgment, but thank you. But yeah, I'm
glad I didn't bet against it. I'm not surprised by
the outcome. I think that if it was MMA, it'd
be obviously a completely different fucking story. Some head kicks,
some some choke holds, all that shit, and a dias
for sure. But I mean it right the head, Yeah,
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just I didn't want to wait till the tenth round,
Like you know, by night.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It was man for a Jake Paul fight, for a
low level boxing match. It was a lot of fun,
all right, it was. It was a lot of fun.
It was a good time, and I had fun watching it,
I really did. And I had to be quiet because
it came on like it was like at one o'clock
or one fifteen. It was so fucking late. And I
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was like, if he knocks him out, like the amount
of shit, because I was like, if he knocked out
Jake Paul, like I am going to scream and yell,
and I know my wife would have. I would have
been so fucked because I would have scared the ship
out of her woke cry out of a dead sleep
because she sleeps like a goddamn like she sleeps like
a like she just it's like a rock. She she
(19:17):
goes to sleep in like five seconds flat and then
it's just like boom, she's she's out. Are you a sleeper?
You know you're not like that because I've slept in
a we've shared a hotel rooms, no, no Bruno and no,
I'm a light sleeper and you play, you play your
fucking I mean you're listening. God, you like to like
put podcasts on while you sleep. I'm a very light sleeper.
(19:38):
I need to pitch black, I need it quiet or
put some air conditioning on. But you're listening to fucking
Ben Shapiro all goddamn night and Alex Jones or whatever
the fuck you're listening to all night to put you
to sleep. And I'm like, I don't want to hear
Ben Shapiro as I'm as I'm drifting off into a
nice sleep. What do you listen to before you sleep?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's That's what I'm saying. I don't listen anything. I
want to just go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Are you on can X? And shit?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I try not to be, but I am. I have
such a fucking sleeping problem. I'm an insomniac, and when
I finally do get to sleep, I'm up every hour.
I have terrible sleep, and I'm not you know, I'm
not a guy who drinks coffee, so it's not like
in the morning I need coffee. So I'm just like
I'll get Honestly, if I get like four hours of sleep,
that's a good night.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Damn that sucks, man, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's something that I just got to fucking live with
and except but anyway, but yeah, no, I'm glad. Uh,
I'm glad the fight's over. We'll see the next one.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It was a good time. I mean, if he really
fights him in MMA, that'll be fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I don't think he'll. I think he's too pussy
to do that, Jake Paul. But I do think that
maybe the next one will be uh McGregor and Jake
Paul boxing. We'll see about that, goddam podcast.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
A lot of parties for you this weekend. Saturday night partying,
Sunday party pretty a lot of fucking parties, bro Well,
Sunday party two. You just said Sunday you were partying.
You showed people the cockroach pictures and Saturday that was
the same party. That was the same party. The fuck
are you talking about? You? You? Was it a rager?
What is you saying?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No, the cock that was the same part. I went
to a party that was the same night as the
as the fight. I was showing the cockroaches.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh okay, okay, you got it twisted. Yes. Have you
seen any movies? Have you watched by the way, Yeah, folks,
beat rhymes in Life, The Travels of a Trump Call
quest is. It's always on video. I believe it's on
Amazon Prime, but it's on Criterion, the Criterion Collection, and
(21:50):
I'm very proud of that. There's a a bunch of
movies hip hop themed hip hop inspired hip pop documentaries,
Beat Street, Wild Style, Travels of a Tramp Colquest, Ghost Dog,
that Underrated Jim Jarmers Film, Jim Jarmusch film, and uh,
(22:12):
it's on the Criterion Collection app. You could get it.
You could watch it. And I actually rewatch some of
Beat Tryms in Life, The Travels of a Trap co
Quest my award winning documentary. And I say that very
proudly because it is. And that's what's so fucking cool
about it is you're not saying it's just like, oh,
the award winning that's an award winning documentary. You don't
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talk about that documentary enough. You don't me the documentary.
It's awesome and it true.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
The thing is it truly is like it's not like
I'm your friend where I have to be like yeah, man,
like good job. It was your directorial debut, like that
movie and it's on Criterion. You're in You're in a
category with a ton of other iconic directors. I mean,
you are an esteemed director yourself. It is. It is fantastic.
It is a real is an iconic documentary about an
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iconic hip hop group.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
And shout out to Vice Dog, shout out to Q
tip to roby Alishahid Muhammad, shout out to a tribe
call Quest and everything they have brought to the world.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, they're the best, and it's and it's there's
fucking drama in it. There's a lot of stuff that
that happens, like a documentary where you don't see it
coming and and you're kind of finding the movie while
you're shooting it. And I just I mean the movie
is like what twelve years old now something, and it
just it stands the test of time. So if anyone
listening hasn't seen or is a fan of a Tribe,
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call Quest one hundred percent, watch beat Rhymes in Life
the Travels of a Tribe Call Quest, because that is
a fantastic, fantastic coming man. And did you know, like yeah,
I mean it's it's just the honest truth. I mean,
everyone who's seen it, they're like, god damn. I mean,
Michael Rappaport is a great director, hands down.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
God damn. Did you know you're reading a script from something?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
No, this is all coming from the heart, And I mean,
did you know that that was going to stand the
test of time? Wall you were.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I mean, when you were showing it were you like, hell,
fucking no, let me tell you something. I said this before.
I truly wish we because we shot some stuff, but
I truly wish we made and continued shooting the making
of the documentary because it would have been such a
great learning tool for music documentary filmmakers and just documentary filmmakers.
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Just the highs, the lows, the unpredictability, the music clearances,
the sample clearances. It would have been as comparable with
the film because just the interaction within the group, the
interaction with me and the group members individually and as
a group, with their management, with the lawyers, with the
record label, it was just with us, with the film crew.
(24:56):
We were fucking It was just a challenge, man. It
was a challenge gin because the one thing that I
knew was like, if I put out a documentary about
a trip co quest, it has to be good. And
I felt and I knew that print I was like,
otherwise I'm gonna just not put this fucking thing out.
I'm gonna eat the fucking thing. And but I was like,
it has to be good anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Do you do you have do you have a lot
of unreleased footage? One that you could touch, you could
probably make you could probably make your own directors cut
at this point A hundred one hundred. I think the
fans would love to see it. But anyway, I'm just,
I just, I mean, I gotta say that, I gotta
sing your praises. That is a fucking fantastic film.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We appreciate that. We also appreciate your your insight on
other films, television and pop culture comings and goings. Have
you seen any other movies since we last spoke? Since
you've been to many parties that I didn't get any
invites you not that I could come, but but have
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have you seen any other films since we last chatted?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Everybody would have loved you at the party, But that
was the one party I've been to in a few months.
So I haven't been to a lot of parties I
have seen. I have been on my movie grind, I've
been going to a lot of movies. I mean, like,
I think we talked about it before on the podcast,
but I did see Oppenheimer and Barbie back to back
in the same day double feature, which was epic.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Did we talk about this on the podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I feel like we did, because I feel like we did,
but I mean I saw so you.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Know that Barbie has made over a billion fucking dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Which is I mean, good for Greta Gerwig, good for
Margot Robbie and everyone involved in that movie. It's I
heard that, you know, because Margot Robbie produced the movie,
and she was going, she was going around, you know,
because she's a fantastic producer and business woman, and she
you know, she produces with her producing partner slash husband,
and you know, she produced ititan Ya. She produces all
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a lot of the movies that she's in that she
stars in. But she she wanted to just be a
percer on the movie. And I think that she went
to Greta Gerwig and was like, you know, if you
want me to be in it, I'll be in it.
But like, I'm happy to just be a producer on
this thing. And she she went to whatever studio made
that movie. I don't know off the top of my
head right now, we don't fact check, but she went
in and they said, like, this could potentially make a
(27:18):
billion dollars, and I think that she was joking about it.
I don't think that she truly thought the movie would
make a billion dollars. But in the seventeen days or
wherever we're at now that it's been out, it's grossed
over a billion dollars, which is that's insane, which is great,
fucking crazy, great for films, great for female directors, and
(27:38):
and you know good, it's I've never seen so many
fucking people at the movie theaters than when I went
that opening night to see Barbie and Oppenheimer. It was
flooded with people dressing in all pink, and people were
like excited to go to the movies again. And at
least in LA it's been very refreshing because I've been
(27:58):
on a movie kick, and you know, I went to
go see I want to go see this fucking movie,
this horror movie. It's on the third one also did
really well, called Insidious, that Patrick Wilson, the actor directed,
He directed it. He's been in all of the movies,
but he directed this one, and and it grossed so
much fucking money. But I went on a I went
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on a Monday night at the Grove in Los Angeles.
The theater was sold out packed like it has been.
It has been crazy for movies. But I did go
see this movie, the one that really stuck out to me.
Was this a twenty four movie? When you know a
twenty four does these you know, they're they just have
(28:39):
a reputation of making really great movies. But there's this
horror movie called Talk to Me that I highly recommend.
It's it's actually like the cast they're all unknown actors,
but they're they're all YouTubers. They're they're like YouTube stars,
and they're all Australian and these directors shot this movie
called talk to Me about you know, they're all these
YouTube acts or or whatever. But it's basically like a
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group of Australian kids in high school. These teens use
this embombed ceramic hand to communicate with the dead. It
like they you know, create these seances with this mysterious
embalmed hand that has a direct line to the spirits.
And so they they it's like used as a party trick.
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They'll like go to the party. They'll like go to
a party and smoke weed and drink and stuff. Is
these high school kids and then they bring out this
hand and it's like this ceramic han and they they
film each other and they grab the hand and the
severed hand belongs to like a medium that died. It
was like a medium. So they grab the hand and
for thirty seconds or sixty seconds, they grab the hand
(29:45):
and they say, talk to me, and then they instantly
get like possessed by these spirits that they have this
line of connection with. And it's very good. It's it's
it's an entertaining horror movie. It's fun, and it's just
nice that they're making fun movies and that people are
going and showing up too.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
So that's good that people are going to see the movies.
I mean, it's important, especially.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
With all the shit going on right now.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, with the fucking strike and yeah, it's it's it's
not good, but you know, that's good that people are
going out of the house to go see movies and shape.
And I didn't. My wife went to go see a
Barbie and she said the same thing. She went to
go see it in like a what was it like,
It was like a Friday at like four thirty. She said,
(30:33):
it was packed with all sorts of people.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It was kids in there, all sorts of people, and
and it's good. It's like it's a really fun movie.
You know, I didn't love I didn't love it, you know,
I think.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did you dress up as Ken?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
No, And that's the thing I'm I'm I'm not a Ken.
And I've accepted that. You know, I know, I've gone
years on this podcast talking about how you know, I
want to have the Brad Pitt look, the Leonardo DiCaprio look.
Never for hair, I know, And it's.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Never ever, ever, ever happening, ever for hair, for toes, shoulders, nothing,
it's never happening.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Brother, I understand that it's ever. It's something that I've
learned to accept for not going to happen. I hear you,
I hear you, but but I I've accepted that I'm
not so far from ever happening. I know that. That's
why I'm saying it. You don't need to say it
back to me. I've already said it, so I don't
need you to. And I also don't need you to
agree with me. You can be like, hey man, you
(31:29):
can be anything that you want to be if you
want to know.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't. I don't kick that goofy shit that that's fine.
I don't. I don't kick that kind of goofy shit like, oh,
you could be anything you want to be. I don't
believe that Also, I truly don't like you know this,
this whole, this whole you could be anything you want
to be. That's just not true, right, And telling young
people that they could be anything they want to be
(31:53):
that is not true.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, that's that's not trooped up all millennials. I think
that that's when when your parents have raised you to,
you know, say you can be anything you want to be.
I think that that's that's done a lot of day.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Save everybody the time, Let's save everybody the energy. If
you got a kid that wants to be a violinist,
a strum away, strum the fuck away. But when you
see that your kid is limited with his talent, cut
the fucking cut the cost on the lessons, because you're
(32:25):
wasting your time. You're giving that little fucker false hope.
I spent years, Now I didn't. It didn't cost a
lot of money for me to have hopes and dreams
of wanting to be a basketball player. But if had it,
you know, if had it, if it had had cost
my parents' money, I would have supported them. Going listen,
you want to go shoot hoops, go to the park
(32:47):
and fucking shoot hoops, knock yourself out. But We're not
paying for private lessons. We're not paying for any of
that shit.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm kind you acknowledge that because you you and I
don't think I've told you this before, and I'm not
doing it to be like spiteful, but you are horrific
as a basketball player. You are terrible. Not no, no,
that's not true. That's and that's delusions of grandeur. Also
that that's like you are delusional, And that's okay because
that's that's a part of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
A like I understand the game, asshole.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm not saying you don't understand the game, and I'm
not saying you're not a fan of the game and
that it's everything, it's in your blood. But when i've
because i've seen you on a court. We were at
the Clippers practice, we were at We're at a couple
of different practices, so you've had a lot of time
to show me your skills. But we were at Clippers practice,
I think we went to San Francisco, we were at
Warriors practice, and we always end up on the court,
which is incredible and it's an incredible experience. And you know,
(33:40):
I'm not a basketball guy, but like I can appreciate it.
I've seen you shoot free throws. You I mean, God
damn you are it is.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's ugly to which I may not be good under
pressure search situations, but I could go to the park
right now. You give me a half an hour to
warm up, get my shit together. I could make ten
free throws in a row easily. Any given day, you
fuck okay, any given and it ain't any given Sunday,
any given day, you fuck you well.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I remember when we were shooting the now defunct War
at Home, when we were on the Warner Brothers lot.
It was on a lunch break and a lot of
different movies and TV shows are all filming at the
same time. And while we were shooting the Ward Home
Oceans twelve, I believe either Oceans twelve or Oceans thirteen
was being shot, and so we would see one of them.
(34:30):
One of them was being shot. We would see Brad
Pitt ride in on a motorcycle to go to set.
We would see George Clooney every day we'd see, you know,
because that cast was stacked. And I remember on a
lunch break George Clooney as we were walking to lunch
saying Mike we're playing basketball. Why don't you get in
on this and join the game with us? And you
(34:51):
see knew because he knew. Well, well, my memory, if
my memory serves me right, I remember you saying, oh,
I'm okay, that's fine, that's all good. And he said, oh,
what is it? Is it your elbow? Your elbow still hurting?
And you said, yeah, I got a bad elbow. And
he said, oh, it's your elbow, okay, and he mocked
the shit out of you. And I remember thinking to
(35:11):
myself at sixteen years old, I looked up like I
was embarrassed to be next to you. I just saw
what cocksucking pussy.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I mean, this guy is George Clooney's inviting you to
just play like a casual game of basketball with the
other Oceans cast and and you coward. So when you know,
you motherfuck are you? It's true. That's a true that's
a truth. That's a true story. You little fuck you.
You didn't even support me, you little motherfucker you.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was embarrassed. I was like sixteen at the time, like,
oh my god, I was like embarrassed to be standing
next to you. But so you know, anyway, basketball, maybe
you know if you cock sucking, you you're better to
observe it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And that's why you do the celebrity basketball games. That's
why you are doing what I would just do that.
Now they kicked me out of that, which really sucks.
And you know what, I don't want to be up
there with these goofballs, TikTok freaks and all that shit.
I did it in it's hey day. It was me,
it was Bieber and he killed your fucking ass. Huh.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Bieber kicked your fucking ass up and down? How old
was he fourteen then? And you were and I saw
photos you were sweating, you were like like full it
was like you playing like next to Kevin Durant or something.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I tore my meniscus trying to chase around that little
motherfucker there you go.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
So anyway, it's just it's not in the cards, and
that's okay. Just like my hair becoming Brad pit from
Fight Club is also not in the cards, and when
I bring that photo in they I also just read
an article that that Brad Pitt is the number one
person that people bring in the photo of when they
get their haircut because he's has.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
So love that people think that a photo of Brad
Pitt can make people turn into Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
They don't have plastic surgeons in hair salons, so but
a man can dream. And I've accepted, I've accepted where
I'm at with that. So anyway, but but I did,
you know what I did? Speaking of movies and TV shows,
I did watch I finally I'm like a year or
too late to the game, but I finally finished Severance,
which was very good with Adam Scott and John Taturo
(37:08):
and Christopher Walking all them, and you know, it's that's
definitely like a mind bending show. It's out there. It's
very eternal Sunshine meets Truman show, and you know, it's
very like cerebral and interesting. Everyone's been telling me, wait
till you get to the last episode. Wait till you
get to the last episode. It's all worth it. It
was very good. It leaves off on a crazy cliffhanger,
(37:31):
and now with the writers strike and everything going on,
they're saying that that's not going to come back for
like the next two years. So got a hold on Jesus,
and hey, you know, it's a.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Good comedy that I started watching on Hulu. What this
fool this.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh oh, I've heard of that.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
What is us in that? It's all unknowned. Michael Imperiali
is in it, not all the episodes, but it's basically
it's like a total fucking comedy, weird comedy about these
Mexican kids and this this this one guy, the lead guy,
(38:09):
runs this sort of rehabilitation place for former gang bangers.
And it's just funny. It's weird, it's quirky. It's very
sort of you know, I was thinking of like so
many even like you see TikTokers, like you see like
like the whole like this trend of TikTok. Theer's like
(38:29):
weird interviews, like it's like the Office, like fucking yeah,
and those sidewalk interviews. God damn, just like stop it
with the sidewalking. Everyone's got a microphone. Everybody's got a microphone.
Everybody's doing like the Office like this awkward interviews like
and it's so overusing. It's so you know, you know,
biting off of the Office and Michael Scott and all
(38:52):
that shit. But this is not a bite at all.
And this full season one, season two, we're both out
on Hulu. We just watched season one. It's funny, it's weird,
it's quirky, and it's easy to watch, and you should
watch it. Everybody should watch. It's fun And I know
we're not supposed to promote shows, but this is like
a little show with a bunch of unknown people, and
(39:15):
you know, because of the sackstrick, we're not supposed to,
you know, promote shows. I'm not promoting my show, I'm
promoting their show. And it's just kind of the show.
It's charming, it's funny, and it's unique, and it's just
like totally fucking you know. It's like, it's just like
a bunch of reform it's just playing with all the
stereotypes of what it's like to be like a solo
(39:35):
and like a hard Mexican and it's just you should
peep it out. It's fucking funny, it's good, it's funny.
It's easy to watch too.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I've heard of it. I'll definitely watch that this. Thank you,
you're welcome. Thank you for the recommendation This fool on Hulu.
We like your recommendations. Uh did you watch Hijack with
Idris Elba on Apple? Yes, it was good, it wasn't
It wasn't great. But I mean it was it good,
It was it was fine, and you know it was
I was entertaining. I mean I blew through them. It
(40:02):
was like I was definitely intrigued. I like anything planes, thrillers,
and it's all on a plane. They would have never
fucking I mean, it's taken twenty three years or whatever
it is to make that. You know that that would
have never flown after a nine to eleven, I mean
any hijackings or any plane stuff. But it is, uh,
it is entertaining. It's well done. So I don't know
(40:24):
if anyone's watching that, but that's that's all I've been really,
I've been watching I need because Netflix, what the fuck man?
Netflix is dragging their feet on like great content. I mean,
I'm sure there's stuff out there, but it's like where
where are the night Stalkers? Where where are like the
don't fuck with Cats? I need something like give me
a jaw dropping mini series or doc or true crime
(40:46):
thing like I'm not going to Netflix lately.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I mean, you know, there's a strike. They might have
to be reworking how they divvy this stuff out because
it ain't no new content coming and how many sick
fuck documies. Can they actually make There's been so many lives.
Have you watched any new sick fuck documentaries lately?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
No new sick fuck documentaries lately. But because there's no
new sick fuck documentaries, I've been turning to TikTok and
I have to tell you, I have been so hooked.
It's like it's become a little bit of an obsession.
I can't stop.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Every time I'm on fucking TikTok, I look up this
because you know, it's like to Catch a Predator, That's
where I've been out now. But it's called with the
great Chris Hansen, to Catch a Predator, who is a
guest on the Imrap Reports stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Exactly shout out to Chris Hansen. I've seen literally every
episode of his show, Don't How to Catch a Predator.
But I've been and now everybody is kind of doing
their own version of that, and they're their own you know,
vigilantes on the street in different states. I mean, there's
tons of people doing it and recording it, and you
know it's dangerous. I mean they're they're showing up at
these people's houses and you know they're posing as thirteen
(41:57):
year olds on dating sites and and they're they're catching
these people and they want to get these sick fucks
out of the community. But there is an account called
Colorado ped ped for short for pedophile Colorado ped Patrol.
If you look up Colorado ped Patrol on TikTok CPP,
you'll find this guy. His name is Tommy. He poses
(42:20):
as a thirteen year old, sometimes for months at a time.
He gets them to say he has a booklet of
all the shit that they've said, all the text messages,
all the dick pics like luring miners, all christ you know,
all the felonies they've committed. And he shows and he
sets a date to meet them, and he shows up
and he says, if you're honest with me, I won't
(42:41):
call the police. You know we've had he says, we've had.
You're my three hundred and fifty seventh catch, and we've
had one hundred and forty seven arrests on site. I
mean there is he is not short on content. I
mean there is a new one all the fucking time.
But but he the thing is, he says, if you're
honest with me, we won't call the police. He films
(43:01):
them all but he ends up calling the police on
every single one of them. He doesn't let anybody off.
He calls the police on every single one of these people,
and he gets them to talk and he goes, what
were you thinking? And and there he's really like really
about like he he he announces all the ship that
they said in his booklet. He calls it's and and
one time he got to send me that I got
(43:23):
you saw I remember. He makes people call their spouse
and he's like, He's like, you don't He's like, you
don't have to stay. We're not the police, but if
you if you leave, we're going to call the police.
And he goes, or you could stay and just have
a chat with me. And he tries to just get
them to confess everything pretty much, but he.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Nasty, motherfucking nasty nasty.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
But he he's like, why don't you He's like, is
there anyone that you know would pick you up from
jail or uh that you could call, like in your family.
And he makes them call their wives or their spouses,
being like, hey, like I'm in trouble. I got caught
for like talking to a thirteen year old online.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hey I'm yeah, I'm in trouble. Oh would you get
in no car accident? No?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
No, Well, actually it's become like I'm in the I'm
down the rabbit hole with that. So if you're looking
for any of that kind of shit, it's disturbing, Don't
get me wrong, it's disturbing. But there's a lot of
sick fucks out there. But Colorado, so.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Many sick fucks, so little time. Yep, so many sick funks,
so little time. Anyway, anyway, listen, there's also so little
time that you could do an im Rappaport stereo pod because,
as you know, I'll be in Syracuse the eighteenth and
the nineteenth of August. I will be in Syracuse the
(44:31):
eighteenth and the nineteenth of August. I'll be in Salt
Lake City the seventh, eighth, and ninth of September, which
I think that's the show you should come to. I'll
be in Stamford the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth, Stanford, Connecticut.
And I'll be in San Diego September twenty first, twenty second,
twenty third. I'll all tickets. All information is available. Michael
Rappaport Comedy dot com. Dust Brother Miles is on vacation.
(44:57):
So I'm wishing you may safe, safe, fun fan fantastic vacation.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Miss Miles, I, miss Miles and Jordan haven't seen those
guys in a long time, and they're the fucking best.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Best in the biz. They call them the dust Brothers
aka the Bleach Brothers. But to get out of here?
Do you want to do this with me? Sure? I
would love to, Okay, Miles, Jordan a k. The Bleach
Brother's aka the dust Busters. Take me out of here
with something real nice, take me out it with something
real loud, but most importingly, take me out of here
with something real funky. No, motherfucker, Well, why don't you
(45:29):
don't have to say no? If I say real, you
don't have to say where. You could go real, or
I could go real and you go go really funky.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Or you could say it on time with me. I
did it on time with you. That's I just think
there's like a lagging issue between the video. I don't
know if it's like a connection issue with you. But
am I supposed to try it again? Am I sona
say real funky at the same time when you were here.
We'll bring the audience into a little bit behind the
scenes stuff. I'll say real funky and then you can
go really funky. Oh okay, that's new to me. I've
never done that.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Miles Jordane A k. The Bleach Brothers. Take me out
ofwards on the real nice. Take me out of here
with something real out, but most importantly, take me out
of here with something real, really funky. No, motherfucker, you
say real.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I thought you were gonna say. I thought you were
gonna say, take medice here at something with something real funky,
and then I say really funky.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Let's try that. Let's try your version.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Let's can we just try Let's try that version.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Take me out of something real nice, take me out
of it with something real proper, but most only take
me out of here with something real funky, really funky. Boom.
I'm rap port stereo pockets. I'm out
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