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Brenda being an iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here. He
can he have no fear, Have no fear. The iron
rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here on today's museum quality
Iron Rapports stereo podcast. I cut the cord. I cut
the fucking chord. Bye by spectrum you fucks. Oh no, no, no, dude,
don't don't try to offer me this, that and the third.
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I'm done. I cut the cord. I break down that
experience plus hard knocks debuted and Aaron Rodgers comes off
like gold plus so many sick fucks so little time. Yes,
the sick fucks of the week is back. Boom. It's
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body moving, the record breaking, and the record shaken, and
it goes a little something like this is, of course
a quote from run DMC, because a couple of days
ago was the actual fiftieth anniversary of hip hop, if
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you could actually go back to a date, but I
guess they were able to figure out the closest date
to when it was sort of formed and discovered by
cool Heirk in the BX the Bronx, respectfully. But before
we get to the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop, I
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want to introduce myself. My name is Michael rappap What
aka the Gringo Mandingo AKA the Inflamed Ashkenazi AKA the
Sultan of Sniff AKA the Disruptive Warrior AKA the Raging
Bullshitter AK Mister New York aka the White Chocolate Tito,
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and all my aka's are of course inspired by hip hop.
So much of what I do is inspired by hip hop.
This podcast is inspired by hip hop. This podcast is
hip hop. Hope everybody's feeling real good, Hope, everybody's feeling
real safe, Hope everybody is feeling real saying this is
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the iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. Welcome If you never listened
to the Iron Rappaports Stereo podcast. Welcome if you were
a long time listener. What is up? Sending thoughts and
prayers to everybody in Hawaii. Terrible terrible fires, disaster over there.
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Really really sad to see the the reports and the
news and the film. It is horrible, and we feel
like sometimes like that's so far away, but it's that's us.
So sending thoughts to prayers to anybody who might be affected.
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Have people that are affected, lost their homes, people have
lost their lives, so many businesses have been ravaged. As
the beauty of the island in uh Maui and everybody worldwide.
I hope everybody is feeling good. Hope everybody's health is good.
Hope everybody's family's health is good, physically and mentally. Do
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not give up whatever you're going through. Do not give up.
Do not give up on yourself, Do not give up
on your thoughts, do not give up on your ideas,
do not give up on your point of view. Sometimes
it is most important to trust your gut instinct. The
gut instinct, fuck the voices in your head. If you
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could wither away. Is that the right word? If you
could find a way to just trust your gut instinct.
Sometimes it is very important to do because it gets hard.
We get distracted, we get confused, we get misled by ourselves.
You get misled by the world. We get misled by
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social media, we get misled by people around us, we
get misled by the voices in our heads. So trust
your gut instinct. Heading into the halfway point of August,
which is insane, fucking crazy, we are in the eighth
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month of twenty twenty three, and I am telling you
right now it's gonna get fucking nutty in twenty twenty four.
You see what's going on. I'm not gonna go down
the dick stand Donald Trump rabbit hole today or at
least right now, but it is gonna get fucking nutty.
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So make sure you're taking care of yourself. Make sure
you're doing some exercise. Make sure you're planking, make sure
you're generating energy, walking, jumping, rope, fucking, stretching, downward dogging,
whatever you do, make sure you're generating that energy within
your self. Keep your fucking head on straight. I know,
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for me, I am fortunate that I have outlets. I
was craving, literally craving to do this podcast, truly, and
I've said it once, I've said it a million times.
Without you the wrap a pack, without you guys listening,
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without you, guys, I'm a nut job. This is just
a crazy person screaming into a microphone. I was literally
craving to do this podcast here. I needed it. I'm
fortunate to have this as an outlet. I'm fortunate to
have stand up comedy as an outlet when actors are
on strength, and so much of what we deal with
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as actors is the bullshit, the comings and goings of
meeting and greeting and getting jobs and reading and not
getting jobs, and so much shit that I don't care
to bore you guys with, but the fact that we're
on strike, actors, writers are on strike right now. The
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other day I was like, I miss fucking banging on
my manager, banging on my agent. What the fuck are
we doing? What's going on? But I'm fortunate to have
this Iron Rappaport stereo podcast on thousand plus episodes. I'm
fortunate to have stand up comedy because I need that
creative outlet. I need it. I'm a disruptive person by
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nature anyway. So I am very very lucky, and I
hope everybody else out there has things that they feel
lucky about while you are listening to this Iron Rappaport
stereo podcast. I am going to be in Syracuse the
eighteenth and the nineteenth of August. The eighteenth and the
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nineteenth coming up at the Funny Bone in Syracuse. Comes
see me live at the Funnybone in Syracuse. Then I'm
going to be in Salt Lake City the seventh, eighth,
and ninth of September. I'm going to be in Stanford,
Connecticut the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth. I am going to
be in San Diego the twenty first, twenty second, and
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twenty third, and I have plenty of other dates October
November through December to bring the disruption to you, real
nice and real proper. All tickets, all information is available
at Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Migody Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com.
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Huge Week for hip Hop, bunch of shows. Fifty sent
performed at the Barclays. Everybody performed at Yankee Stadium to
celebrate what is being called the fiftieth anniversary of hip Hop.
Fiftieth anniversary of something that was created from nothing, created
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from absolutely the imagination of the forefathers of hip hop,
Cool Herk, Grandmaster Flash, Melly Meo, Cool Mode, all of them.
I'm not even gonna start naming them, Coch LaRock, all
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of these DJs, all of these MC's, DJ Hollywood, Tela Rock,
all of them, all of them, all of them, Shot Rock,
all of them, to create something from nothing, literally from nothing,
the breakdancers, the graffiti artists, and to be where now
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it's the mainest of the mainstream music. The only music
that really sells today is hip hop and country. Who
would have thought hip hop would have taken it this
far when it was being deemed a fad, when it
was being deemed not music, when it was being deemed
all these these things that were just untrue. Never thought
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that hip hop would take it this far. It's unreal.
The amount of money that has generated, the amount of
money that has been generated, the amount of money that
will continue to be generated, the businesses, it's it's just
an incredible thing. It's every single place, every single place,
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the news, pop culture, cartoons, every single place that you
never thought that hip hop would be it is part
of the vernacular of people that don't even listen to
hip hop. If you say what up, you say all
that everything is hip hop. Ninety nine point nine percent
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of things that are in the mainstream popular culture are
from hip hop. Not ninety nine percent, but a lot,
so much. It's incredible, man, when you think of just
where it came from and where it is today in
twenty twenty three and beyond, and every single man, so
many moments from me and you know, first listening to
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rappers the Light and then listening to Grand Master Flash
and the Furious Five, to listening to It's just you know,
so much hip hop, to run DMC to Llo Coolja,
to te La Rock, to Heartbeat by the Treacherous Three,
to Blondie to five Freddy to Llo cool J, one
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D I mean, just Houdini, Curtis Blow and so forth
and so on. I mean, I'm not even gonna start
naming him, but I was just thinking about like going
to the park and playing basketball and listening to hip
hop on my my little radio, or hearing it while
you're walking in the streets, and you know, it's in
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a caver, it's in a call somebody's walking by with
a radio or a boombox, and it's just so incredible
where it came from and where it is now. And
you know, all the clubs and chasing girls at clubs,
trying to get numbers, trying to get hyped up, put
it on your cologne to go to the club, being
with your friends, so many moments, it's incredible. Just hip
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hop is just a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful creation. Like
I said, that was created from nothing, created from absolutely
positively nothing. So happy birthday to hip hop and keep going,
keep inspiring, keep being diverse, keep being creative, keep being positive,
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keep being rebellious, keeping political, keeping being funky, keeping soulful,
keeping untethered, keep being rambunctious, keeping disruptive. Hip Hop is
the the most disruptive form of music and it's just
not going anywhere. And we could sit here and talk
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about the music today blah blah blah blah blah. There's
still great music being made, not as much as I
would like, but there's still so much dope music being made.
And at the end of the day, it's not for me.
It's young people's music. They'll figure it out, they will
figure it out, fifty years of hip hop podcast, fifty
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years of hip hop and twenty two or twenty three,
not fact checking, twenty two seasons of HBO's Hard Knocks.
That show started in two thousand and one with the Ravens,
and fuck, I've watched that every year. What a great show.
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My wife loves that show. She loves to see the
fucking the football players running. It's like porn. I'm telling you,
it's like fucking soft porn from my wife. She loves it.
She might like it more than me. She likes watching
Hard Knocks more than she likes watching actual football. I know,
I fucking know. Every year she like this one, that one.
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Everybody did this player, that player. I'm like that motherfuckering' shit,
he's about to get cut. She don't get he's cute.
Do your thing, have a good time. I love it.
This year it's the Jets, j e Ts, Jets, Jets, Jets,
And I'll tell you something. It was reported. You never
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know what's true. It was reported that Aaron Rodgers didn't
want to participate in Hard Knocks. Aaron Rodgers being on
Hard Knocks with the Jets is the best thing that
will ever happen to Aaron Rodgers as a pr person.
He comes off excellent, and we've talked about him on
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the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. He has never come off
as good as he comes off on this season of
Hard Knocks. He comes off likable, he comes off like
he's fun. He comes off like he's stoned out of
his mind. I don't know if he is or he isn't.
You know. He's all into his psychedelics and his ayahuasca
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and listen, I believe he's talked about smoking weed. Not sure,
but he loves that fucking ayahuasca, those magic mushrooms. He
loves it all. But he comes off ChIL He comes
off like a great teammate. He comes off like a
great mentor. He comes off like a guy you want
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to hang out with. He totally understands that he's Aaron Rodgers.
And there's players on the team while he's meeting the team,
his new Jets team, and they're like, yo, I was
playing you on you know, NFL Live, and yo, I
remember when you won the Super Bowl. I was seven.
And he totally gets it, and he seems like a
great teammate and he says one thing that I really
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love that he says, he goes, don't eat lunch with
the same people every day. Let's get to know our teammates.
Let's sit down and get to know each other. Let's
not sit down with the same people every day. Which
is a great, great thing. It's a great thing to
have at work. It's a great thing to have when
you're making a movie, man, you're making a TV show.
It's certainly a great thing to bring camaraderie. Sit down
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and have lunch with somebody you don't know that you
walk past. You don't know their name, you don't know
where they're from. Everybody's got a great story. Everybody in
the world's got a great story. There's not one person's
life that isn't interesting enough to make a movie about.
Not to say that it's possible to make a movie,
but if you dug into the minutia of anybody, I'm
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not talking about football players, I'm talking about you, listening, anybody.
Everybody's got a great story and interesting story. And if
you spend an hour forty five minutes sitting down with
somebody you work with that you never talked to before,
you'll find something about them interesting. Relatable, and I'm sure
they will find the same thing about you. But Hard
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Knocks is great. Sauce Gardener's another star. It's just fun.
Coach comes off good, coaching, staff comes off good, all
the players. It's just fucking dope. Man. Every year, we
every single every year, we talk about the goddamn Hard
Knocks because it's also that's it's football time. It is
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football time. Get ready, ready or not? Here it comes.
And like I said, you see Aaron Rodgers, you know,
mentoring Zach Wilson who shot the bed you shot that
bad you shit? It real nice and real, real proper.
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But Aaron Rodgers comes off dope. Sauce Gardener obviously he's
got the sauce. I'm not gonna give it away, but
I highly recommend, like I do every season HBO's Hard Knocks,
which I guess it's called Max now is it? Mac?
Who the fuck knows? Great transition. I cut the fucking cord.
Fuck you Spectrum, Fuck you Spectrum Cable. Fuck you. I
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did it, you guys, I got rid of my cable
at home. Fuck you Spectrum. I've been talking about it.
I gave them one last chance that they were fucking rude.
They had me on fucking hole for twenty minutes. I said,
I need better prices. They said no. I said, fuck you.
They try to make it so hard for you to
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finally leave them, and when you're fine leaving, when you
cut the cord with one of these cable places, they
start selling you. Oh, well, we could do this, we
could do that if we had known this, if we
had known that. I tried you, Fox, I tweeted you, Fox,
I called, I went forty five minutes, forty seven minutes. Well,
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my wife was calling Spectrum to tell them we're canceling.
An hour on the phone. The lady's trying this, that
and the third. Because I said, let me call, she goes,
don't call. They're gonna hang up on you. We're not
gonna be able to cancel. I was in the background cheering, clapping,
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No you fus. You want to save money now, fuck you.
We got FiOS FiOS. Fuck you. I'm with FiOS. Spectrum
could suck my fucking dick. Now you want to be
my best friend? Now you wanna funk and offer me
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all sorts of deals. Fuck you. I cut that fucking
cord and I'll cut it again. Fuck you, Spectrum. I
am so god. I was so satisfied cutting the cord.
I was so fucking satisfied when the Files woman, this
woman came over. She was a badass. She had a
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fucking drill, she had a ladder, she had pliers. She
set up that files. We had the new Internet. It
was rocking and rolling, everything was moving fast, everything was
going cooking. And then the next call Spectrum, Bye bye, assholes.
I got YouTube TV. I got the Sunday ticket lined up.
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They got that fucking Sunday ticket ready on YouTube. And yeah,
there's some kinks. I got all my apps. I got
my Max, I got my Peacock, I got my Hulu,
I got my net and you know what, it probably
adds up close to the amount that I was paying
for Spectrum. But Spectrum sucks. Their service sucks, the customer
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service sucks. The speed of it. I was paying out
the wazoo, like, oh this is the fastest. Fuck you,
I'm done. I cut that fucking cut sucking cord, but good,
and I'm glad. Fuck you, Spectrum, I'm out. You lost
me as a customer. You lost me. The Gringo man
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Dingo Michael Rappaport, the Sultan of Sniff as a customer.
You know why, because your customer service sucks. And you
know what, let me tell you some of the customer
service people. I'm sure you probably like, this is not
the job you wanted. You're lucky to have a fucking job.
Take it as a means to a means to the
next thing in your life. But if you're gonna have
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the fucking job, be nice, be helpful, be the best
customer service person from spectrum they have. Don't be a
la We miss it up. And like I said, when
we told them we were going, they're offering us. So
it's too late. We're out. It's too fucking late. We're gone.
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You foxed, Bye bye, assholes. What else is going on?
A lot of you guys have said, Mike Rap, Mike Rap,
gringo man Dingo, dingo, you could call me dingo affectionately,
where's the sick fox. We missed the sick fox. We
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need some sick funks. And to that, when I hear
multiple people saying Mike Rap, where's the sick fox? We
need the sick fox, I go boom, here we go.
This is an award that is earned, not given, earned,
not given it's called the Sick the Fox of the
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Oh you're sick, really fucking sick man, she just fucking
wack line. Make him you smell like a sick fuck,
you look like a sick He's supposed to be on
a plane. You six fuck? What are you doing? Hey man?
Leave that chicken alone. Leave the chicken alone? But what
are you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in
a chicken? This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast
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exclusive exclusive award winning segment see I Am Rappaport Stereo
podcast Sick Fucks of the Week. Oh yes, oh yes,
and I have a docket full of them, full of
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so many sick funks, so little time, so many sick fucks,
so little time. God damn it, there's so many of them.
If you never listened to the Iron Rapport stereo podcas,
if you've never heard Iron Reports Stereo podcast sick Fuck
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of the Week segments. This is an award that has earned,
not given. This is an award that has earned but
not given. It is an award that goes out to
certain somebodies with a certain uh, a certain what, a
certain anesse qua, a certain jasu as the French shout
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out to Missing New York my man with the plan
out in France, giving so many beautiful pieces of art weekly,
just dolling them shits out. Before I get to the
official sick Bucks of the week, I have to give
the sickest fucking channel on television is TLC. Now we've
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given love to TLC on this show before the Learning Channel.
You know that the Learning Channel TLC was started for learning,
and yes, I guess they're still learning. They're still learning us,
they're still teaching. But I saw, hm, you know, they
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got my six hundred pound life, thousand pounds, this, that
and the third. They got it all on there. But
I saw something that was so frustrating, so goddamn disturbing.
On the Learning Channel. You know, they do these addictions,
My Strange Addiction. That's a show, an extremely popular show
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on the Learning Channel. You got some asshole who's in
love with this car, this sick fuck. We've talked about
some of these freaks. You got another one up there
who's you know, she drinks air freshener. And you just
want to just punch these fucking people, you do, And
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it's like, well they're sick, no shit, but they're showing
them on TV. They're showing they're lit. The lighting's great.
They got fucking steady cams. They're all made up. I mean,
these motherfuckers are out of their mind. I mean, we've
seen this one guy's he's in love with his car.
First he was in love with his car, and he
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was referring to the car as I think the car's
name was Lance. Then he got into a car accident.
Lance was done. His car, his love, the love of
his life was done. Now this motherfucker's in love with
a car that's a female. I don't know if this guy's,
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you know, bisexual. I don't give a fuck what he is.
He's a sick fuck. He cried when his last car dies,
not because of the money, because he was in love
with the car. Like I said, they got people up there.
There are the person who really got me going on
the newest episode of My Strange Addiction. And I know
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some of you up there was a couple of months old.
He I'm glad I just found out about it, because
God only gives you what you can deal with. And
there's a girl on My Strange Addictions, The Strangest Addictions
on TLC who eats toilet paper toilet paper. This bitch, sorry,
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this bitch. First of all, she's she's not a bad
looking woman, kind of cute, attractive black girl, got her
hair did, got her fucking nails did, got a real sassy,
fucking attitude, had a nice looking fiance who left her
why because he was like, you, you're fucking crazy, bitch,
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your fucking nuts. She eats four rolls four, one, two, three, four,
four rolls of toilet paper a day, and she eats
the shit like it's cotton candy. She eats the fucking
toilet paper like it's cotton candy. And it was so infuriating,
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so frustrating to watch. And she's doing it in front
of people, like she's eating fucking potato chips, like she's
eating prinkles, like she's just eating the shit. And she
she talks about marinating it, marinating it in different smells.
She likes to marinate her toilet paper with the smell
of laundry detergent. She likes to marinate her toilet paper
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with the smell of laundry detergent and fabric soften four
rolls of toilet paper a day. She talks about Sometimes
she eats it before she brushes her teeth. You sick
fuck Her name is Quina, Quina. She's been eating toilet
paper for the last twenty years. She's a nasty motherfucker
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and a sick fuck of the week. And she's so
infuriating because she talks about it, like, Yo, why you
don't eat toilet paper? Like she acts like warror. The
rest of the world are missing out because we're not
also eating toilet paper. You sick fuck you, poor sick
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fuck you. Google it, go on YouTube, Like I said,
I'm on YouTube TV fucking love it. Fuck you, spectrum
fuck you. But the first sick fuck of the week
is out there in the vat of Las Vegas. An
eighteen year old woman. She met a date. Yo, you
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fuck around with these these kookie brons, you think shit
is sweet. She met some thirty six year old guy.
I thought he was gonna freak off with some eighteen
year old She robbed duke and killed duke a couple
of weeks ago. Met at a Vegas hotel, and she
wasn't a prostitute. I don't know what went wrong. I
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don't know how things went awry. Homie just thought they
were going out on a date. She mugged them, shot
his ass, killed his ass. Yo, what happens in Vegas
sometimes doesn't stay in Vegas. Don't get it twisted. Do
not get it twisted. His Massachusetts in Tucasa, a doctor,
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a sick fucking doctor in Massachusetts was arrested. He was
on a flight, a flight from Hawaiian to Massachusetts two Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
Fuck this sick motherfucker, this sick fucking doctor was sitting
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next to a fourteen year old girl, a fourteen year
old girl on the flight while other passengers slept. Halfway
through the fight, this sick funk was masturbating. The fourteen
year old noticed it, saw what was going on, told
the flight attendant, and this piece of shit was arrested.
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Good lock, This motherfucking sick fuck up. So many sick fucks,
so little time podcast, so many sick fucks, so little
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time is money making? Manhattan in Shuconsa is the Upper
East Side where I'm from, in the place to be.
On the sixth train, the train of my choice, the
train that I ride, the train that my wife rides.
A hulking sick funk, a hulking pervert sexually assaulted and
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smirked while he was being photographed on the sixth strain
is on the loose. I don't care how big he is.
Hit him with a fucking brick. I know it's scary.
We must act when these things go on. I know
it's scary. But this sick funk was sexually assaulting a
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woman on the train, smirking, and then he was being photographed.
He was smirking. He's still on the loose in Manhattan.
So many sick fucks, so little time. Moving to Australia.
That's right, They're all over the place. A mother in
Australia refuses refuses to do something about her teenage daughter
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having lice. This mother is an animal lover. This mother
is a vegan. Her daughter has lice. Anybody in here
have kids, anybody listening have kids. You know what a
pain in the ascid is if your kids have lice?
Do you know what a hassle? You know how expensive
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it is to truly get rid of lice. You gotta
wash them, you gotta bathe them, you gotta wash your
sheets over and over and over. You gotta throw shit out,
you gotta quarantine it because that lice will spread and
spread and spread. I believe my kids only had lice
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like three times, which isn't a lot. But it was
a fucking hold to do. My ex wife, she had
to come over, I had to go over her house.
I couldn't stand her at the fucking time. But a
mother of a teenage daughter who's a vegan refuses to
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treat her daughter because she doesn't want to kill because
these things are alive. She doesn't want to kill the
bugs in her daughter's head. Lock this woman up usually
ends with lock them up when I do. The sick
fox of the week at the end of the day,
the toilet paper person. She doesn't need to be in jail,
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she needs to be institutionalized. The guy masturbating on the
plane from Hawaii to Master Shusetts Prison. The mother who
doesn't want to kill the life bugs. We need to
put her away for a little while. We need to
get rid of the lifes bugs. We need to give
her her daughter a nice, a nice LiF's bath, because
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that's what she gotta do. Maybe shave her fucking head off,
her hair off, and deal with it, because you don't
want to kill the bugs. Now, the rest of the
kids are going to be dealing with lice. Lock her
up in Chicago. Chicago's in the place to be a
shick fuck in Chicago. And this is the way I
like to see my sick fucks. If they are brought
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in live, I like to see him beaten up. This guy.
I don't know what they did to him. I don't
know if there was the cops, I don't know if
it was the people in the neighborhood. But a sick
funk has been arrested broad in with his black guy
looks like sixty seventy stitches on his fucking head. Michael Goodman.
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There's nothing good about Michael Goodman. This cocksucker has been
arrested for fatally shooting an eight year old girl in
his neighborhood for being too loud. The incident occurred a
couple of weeks ago in Chicago Portage Park neighborhood. This
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piece of shit shot an eight year old because he
was saying she was too loud in the apartment complex.
You sick funk. That's why when they brought him in there,
he had the shit beaten out of them as he should.
As he should. Moving on to Michigan, we go from
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Chicago to Michigan. A Michigan woman has been arrested. A
Michigan woman has been arrested for what because her ex
her ex husband, her ex boyfriend excuse me, found video
footage cell phone footage of his ex girlfriend doing what,
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doing what? Having sex, performing sexual acts on their dog.
What kind of sexual acts? I don't know. I don't
want to know, but this animal. Brittany McClure from Taylor,
Michigan was arrested and fined. She got a ninety three
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day misdemeanor charge. She's been given a one hundred thousand
dollars personal bond. Somebody bailed this fucking animal out of jail.
And when I say animal, I don't mean a dog.
This is a real sick funk, this sick funk. God
knows what with this dog, sodomizing the dog. Allegedly, when
the boyfriend ex boyfriend, thank god, found the footage, he
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was mortified, his words and called the cops as he should.
Missus mcclaur says, she did the acts only once once?
Is enough? Oh? I only did it once? Real? How
did you get to that point? I don't believe that
you only did it once? Do you only did it
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once on video or you only did it once in
your life. I don't believe you sodomized and did god
knows what else to the dog only once. You sick.
Fuck you, you sick fuck you. And finally in Pittsburgh,
it's Pittsburgh in the place to be, It's Pittsburgh in
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the house. This is really disturbing. I'm performing in Pittsburgh.
I believe it's October. If it's not October, it's November.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael rappaport Coomedy
dot com. Cannot wait to perform in Pittsburgh. Performed there once.
It was dope, dope crowds. But a woman at a
Pittsburgh airport a Pittsburgh airport abandoned her seven year old
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French bulldog, a beautiful, cute French bulldog. She left it
in a stroller because she was told she can't bring
it on the plane without a create Listen, you fuck
you sick funk you left this cute. I mean you
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should see a picture of this dog. Beautiful cute French bulldog.
She left it in a stroller in the bathroom at
the Pittsburgh airport. Obviously, they were able to track whose
dog it was. You think you're gonna do shit at
the airport. You people that are fighting in airports, You
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people that are causing all kinds. You're in a federally
sanctioned building. Airports are federal. That's fed time duke. People
are in there, fighting, abandoning dogs, acting stupid in airports.
You ain't at Hooters, you're not at the mall, the
Mall of America, wherever the fuck you think. But you
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act stupid in an airport, that's fed time duke. Anyway,
they tracked this lady down and she's been brought up
on charges. Good good, and you're never getting a dog again.
And you ain't getting this dog back again, you sick
fuck you. I'm done so many sick fucks, so little time,
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so many sick fucks, so little time. And I told
you before watch Hard Knocks, HBO, Hard Knocks or Max
whatever it's called now because football season is right around
the corner. You heard the last podcast with Marcellus Wiley,
great podcast, fantastic episode. We're getting ready real football, fantasy football.
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I read a story that the Washington Commanders they're upset
with two time Super Bowl winning coach, their new offensive coordinator,
Eric B. Enemy, a bunch of football. Can you imagine?
Is this real? Yes, it's real. He's been to three
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Super Bowls in the last four season, last four seasons
with the Chiefs. They bring him into Washington, whatever the fuck,
and players from the Washington Commanders are upset because they
are saying Eric B. Enemy is too hard on the players.
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Players complained about that, You bitch. First of all, you're
the Washington Commanders. You guys stink, and you've stumped for
so long. You finally got rid of your owner, and
now you're complaining. You're complaining that the coach is too
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He screams at you, you bitch ass hose. Yo, you
bitch ass hose. It's football. There's so many rules to
protect the players. There's so many things to be done
about mental health, physical health in the NFL. And that's great.
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But whoever, and this is a black dude, you ratted
him out because he's too hard on the play. We
need to find which players and we need to cut them,
saying that he's too intense. Holy shit, it's football. There's
no complaining in football. There's no crying in football. But
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it is Washington, formerly the Washington Redskins, formerly the Washington
football team, and now they're the Washington Commander's good luck.
But I do like Scary Terry. Scary Terry is a motherfucker. Anyway,
I'm done. I hope I wasn't too intense. I hope
I was not too intense for you guys. Anyway, come
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see me live. If you're in Syracuse, Upstate, New York
eighteenth nineteenth, Come see me in Salt Lake City, Stanford, Connecticut,
San Diego in September. All tickets, all information is available
at Michael Rapaport coomedy dot com and also also also
also yo, do you guys see me on Instagram? Because
(43:23):
right now, as of the recording of this Iron Rapport
Stereo podcast, they got me Shiggty Shadow Ben. I don't
know what the fuck happened. They said there was some
message that's been going around saying that me, Michael Rappaport,
the Gringo man Dingo, spreads false information. Get the funk
out of here, you winy GOP Trump loving cocksuckers. You're
(43:45):
trying to stop me, you're trying to stuff me. No,
I do the stuffing. But if you have Instagram and
you're listening to this podcast, leave a message saying dingo,
I hear you on the last post that I made
whatever that is on my Instagram. Because they're trying to
stop me. Can't stop, won't stop anyway. Miles Joan aka
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the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers a k a.
The best in the business. Take me out of it
with something realize. Take me out it with something real loud,
but most importantly in this puppy, with something real funky.
I am rapports that real podcast mouth
Brenda being an iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here. He
can he have no fear, Have no fear. The iron
rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here on today's museum quality
Iron Rapports stereo podcast. I cut the cord. I cut
the fucking chord. Bye by spectrum you fucks. Oh no, no, no, dude,
don't don't try to offer me this, that and the third.
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I'm done. I cut the cord. I break down that
experience plus hard knocks debuted and Aaron Rodgers comes off
like gold plus so many sick fucks so little time. Yes,
the sick fucks of the week is back. Boom. It's
a fully disruptive, fast paced Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast
coming up right now. Miles Jordan AA the police brother
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(01:16):
have no fear. The I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast
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playing to see and we are the crush grooving, the
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body moving, the record breaking, and the record shaken, and
it goes a little something like this is, of course
a quote from run DMC, because a couple of days
ago was the actual fiftieth anniversary of hip hop, if
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you could actually go back to a date, but I
guess they were able to figure out the closest date
to when it was sort of formed and discovered by
cool Heirk in the BX the Bronx, respectfully. But before
we get to the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop, I
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want to introduce myself. My name is Michael rappap What
aka the Gringo Mandingo AKA the Inflamed Ashkenazi AKA the
Sultan of Sniff AKA the Disruptive Warrior AKA the Raging
Bullshitter AK Mister New York aka the White Chocolate Tito,
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and all my aka's are of course inspired by hip hop.
So much of what I do is inspired by hip hop.
This podcast is inspired by hip hop. This podcast is
hip hop. Hope everybody's feeling real good, Hope, everybody's feeling
real safe, Hope everybody is feeling real saying this is
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the iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. Welcome If you never listened
to the Iron Rappaports Stereo podcast. Welcome if you were
a long time listener. What is up? Sending thoughts and
prayers to everybody in Hawaii. Terrible terrible fires, disaster over there.
(03:27):
Really really sad to see the the reports and the
news and the film. It is horrible, and we feel
like sometimes like that's so far away, but it's that's us.
So sending thoughts to prayers to anybody who might be affected.
(03:48):
Have people that are affected, lost their homes, people have
lost their lives, so many businesses have been ravaged. As
the beauty of the island in uh Maui and everybody worldwide.
I hope everybody is feeling good. Hope everybody's health is good.
Hope everybody's family's health is good, physically and mentally. Do
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not give up whatever you're going through. Do not give up.
Do not give up on yourself, Do not give up
on your thoughts, do not give up on your ideas,
do not give up on your point of view. Sometimes
it is most important to trust your gut instinct. The
gut instinct, fuck the voices in your head. If you
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could wither away. Is that the right word? If you
could find a way to just trust your gut instinct.
Sometimes it is very important to do because it gets hard.
We get distracted, we get confused, we get misled by ourselves.
You get misled by the world. We get misled by
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social media, we get misled by people around us, we
get misled by the voices in our heads. So trust
your gut instinct. Heading into the halfway point of August,
which is insane, fucking crazy, we are in the eighth
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month of twenty twenty three, and I am telling you
right now it's gonna get fucking nutty in twenty twenty four.
You see what's going on. I'm not gonna go down
the dick stand Donald Trump rabbit hole today or at
least right now, but it is gonna get fucking nutty.
(05:39):
So make sure you're taking care of yourself. Make sure
you're doing some exercise. Make sure you're planking, make sure
you're generating energy, walking, jumping, rope, fucking, stretching, downward dogging,
whatever you do, make sure you're generating that energy within
your self. Keep your fucking head on straight. I know,
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for me, I am fortunate that I have outlets. I
was craving, literally craving to do this podcast, truly, and
I've said it once, I've said it a million times.
Without you the wrap a pack, without you guys listening,
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without you, guys, I'm a nut job. This is just
a crazy person screaming into a microphone. I was literally
craving to do this podcast here. I needed it. I'm
fortunate to have this as an outlet. I'm fortunate to
have stand up comedy as an outlet when actors are
on strength, and so much of what we deal with
(06:49):
as actors is the bullshit, the comings and goings of
meeting and greeting and getting jobs and reading and not
getting jobs, and so much shit that I don't care
to bore you guys with, but the fact that we're
on strike, actors, writers are on strike right now. The
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other day I was like, I miss fucking banging on
my manager, banging on my agent. What the fuck are
we doing? What's going on? But I'm fortunate to have
this Iron Rappaport stereo podcast on thousand plus episodes. I'm
fortunate to have stand up comedy because I need that
creative outlet. I need it. I'm a disruptive person by
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nature anyway. So I am very very lucky, and I
hope everybody else out there has things that they feel
lucky about while you are listening to this Iron Rappaport
stereo podcast. I am going to be in Syracuse the
eighteenth and the nineteenth of August. The eighteenth and the
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nineteenth coming up at the Funny Bone in Syracuse. Comes
see me live at the Funnybone in Syracuse. Then I'm
going to be in Salt Lake City the seventh, eighth,
and ninth of September. I'm going to be in Stanford,
Connecticut the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth. I am going to
be in San Diego the twenty first, twenty second, and
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twenty third, and I have plenty of other dates October
November through December to bring the disruption to you, real
nice and real proper. All tickets, all information is available
at Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Migody Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com.
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Huge Week for hip Hop, bunch of shows. Fifty sent
performed at the Barclays. Everybody performed at Yankee Stadium to
celebrate what is being called the fiftieth anniversary of hip Hop.
Fiftieth anniversary of something that was created from nothing, created
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from absolutely the imagination of the forefathers of hip hop,
Cool Herk, Grandmaster Flash, Melly Meo, Cool Mode, all of them.
I'm not even gonna start naming them, Coch LaRock, all
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of these DJs, all of these MC's, DJ Hollywood, Tela Rock,
all of them, all of them, all of them, Shot Rock,
all of them, to create something from nothing, literally from nothing,
the breakdancers, the graffiti artists, and to be where now
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it's the mainest of the mainstream music. The only music
that really sells today is hip hop and country. Who
would have thought hip hop would have taken it this
far when it was being deemed a fad, when it
was being deemed not music, when it was being deemed
all these these things that were just untrue. Never thought
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that hip hop would take it this far. It's unreal.
The amount of money that has generated, the amount of
money that has been generated, the amount of money that
will continue to be generated, the businesses, it's it's just
an incredible thing. It's every single place, every single place,
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the news, pop culture, cartoons, every single place that you
never thought that hip hop would be it is part
of the vernacular of people that don't even listen to
hip hop. If you say what up, you say all
that everything is hip hop. Ninety nine point nine percent
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of things that are in the mainstream popular culture are
from hip hop. Not ninety nine percent, but a lot,
so much. It's incredible, man, when you think of just
where it came from and where it is today in
twenty twenty three and beyond, and every single man, so
many moments from me and you know, first listening to
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rappers the Light and then listening to Grand Master Flash
and the Furious Five, to listening to It's just you know,
so much hip hop, to run DMC to Llo Coolja,
to te La Rock, to Heartbeat by the Treacherous Three,
to Blondie to five Freddy to Llo cool J, one
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D I mean, just Houdini, Curtis Blow and so forth
and so on. I mean, I'm not even gonna start
naming him, but I was just thinking about like going
to the park and playing basketball and listening to hip
hop on my my little radio, or hearing it while
you're walking in the streets, and you know, it's in
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a caver, it's in a call somebody's walking by with
a radio or a boombox, and it's just so incredible
where it came from and where it is now. And
you know, all the clubs and chasing girls at clubs,
trying to get numbers, trying to get hyped up, put
it on your cologne to go to the club, being
with your friends, so many moments, it's incredible. Just hip
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hop is just a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful creation. Like
I said, that was created from nothing, created from absolutely
positively nothing. So happy birthday to hip hop and keep going,
keep inspiring, keep being diverse, keep being creative, keep being positive,
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keep being rebellious, keeping political, keeping being funky, keeping soulful,
keeping untethered, keep being rambunctious, keeping disruptive. Hip Hop is
the the most disruptive form of music and it's just
not going anywhere. And we could sit here and talk
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about the music today blah blah blah blah blah. There's
still great music being made, not as much as I
would like, but there's still so much dope music being made.
And at the end of the day, it's not for me.
It's young people's music. They'll figure it out, they will
figure it out, fifty years of hip hop podcast, fifty
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years of hip hop and twenty two or twenty three,
not fact checking, twenty two seasons of HBO's Hard Knocks.
That show started in two thousand and one with the Ravens,
and fuck, I've watched that every year. What a great show.
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My wife loves that show. She loves to see the
fucking the football players running. It's like porn. I'm telling you,
it's like fucking soft porn from my wife. She loves it.
She might like it more than me. She likes watching
Hard Knocks more than she likes watching actual football. I know,
I fucking know. Every year she like this one, that one.
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Everybody did this player, that player. I'm like that motherfuckering' shit,
he's about to get cut. She don't get he's cute.
Do your thing, have a good time. I love it.
This year it's the Jets, j e Ts, Jets, Jets, Jets,
And I'll tell you something. It was reported. You never
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know what's true. It was reported that Aaron Rodgers didn't
want to participate in Hard Knocks. Aaron Rodgers being on
Hard Knocks with the Jets is the best thing that
will ever happen to Aaron Rodgers as a pr person.
He comes off excellent, and we've talked about him on
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the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. He has never come off
as good as he comes off on this season of
Hard Knocks. He comes off likable, he comes off like
he's fun. He comes off like he's stoned out of
his mind. I don't know if he is or he isn't.
You know. He's all into his psychedelics and his ayahuasca
(15:29):
and listen, I believe he's talked about smoking weed. Not sure,
but he loves that fucking ayahuasca, those magic mushrooms. He
loves it all. But he comes off ChIL He comes
off like a great teammate. He comes off like a
great mentor. He comes off like a guy you want
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to hang out with. He totally understands that he's Aaron Rodgers.
And there's players on the team while he's meeting the team,
his new Jets team, and they're like, yo, I was
playing you on you know, NFL Live, and yo, I
remember when you won the Super Bowl. I was seven.
And he totally gets it, and he seems like a
great teammate and he says one thing that I really
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love that he says, he goes, don't eat lunch with
the same people every day. Let's get to know our teammates.
Let's sit down and get to know each other. Let's
not sit down with the same people every day. Which
is a great, great thing. It's a great thing to
have at work. It's a great thing to have when
you're making a movie, man, you're making a TV show.
It's certainly a great thing to bring camaraderie. Sit down
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and have lunch with somebody you don't know that you
walk past. You don't know their name, you don't know
where they're from. Everybody's got a great story. Everybody in
the world's got a great story. There's not one person's
life that isn't interesting enough to make a movie about.
Not to say that it's possible to make a movie,
but if you dug into the minutia of anybody, I'm
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not talking about football players, I'm talking about you, listening, anybody.
Everybody's got a great story and interesting story. And if
you spend an hour forty five minutes sitting down with
somebody you work with that you never talked to before,
you'll find something about them interesting. Relatable, and I'm sure
they will find the same thing about you. But Hard
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Knocks is great. Sauce Gardener's another star. It's just fun.
Coach comes off good, coaching, staff comes off good, all
the players. It's just fucking dope. Man. Every year, we
every single every year, we talk about the goddamn Hard
Knocks because it's also that's it's football time. It is
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football time. Get ready, ready or not? Here it comes.
And like I said, you see Aaron Rodgers, you know,
mentoring Zach Wilson who shot the bed you shot that
bad you shit? It real nice and real, real proper.
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But Aaron Rodgers comes off dope. Sauce Gardener obviously he's
got the sauce. I'm not gonna give it away, but
I highly recommend, like I do every season HBO's Hard Knocks,
which I guess it's called Max now is it? Mac?
Who the fuck knows? Great transition. I cut the fucking cord.
Fuck you Spectrum, Fuck you Spectrum Cable. Fuck you. I
(18:35):
did it, you guys, I got rid of my cable
at home. Fuck you Spectrum. I've been talking about it.
I gave them one last chance that they were fucking rude.
They had me on fucking hole for twenty minutes. I said,
I need better prices. They said no. I said, fuck you.
They try to make it so hard for you to
(18:57):
finally leave them, and when you're fine leaving, when you
cut the cord with one of these cable places, they
start selling you. Oh, well, we could do this, we
could do that if we had known this, if we
had known that. I tried you, Fox, I tweeted you, Fox,
I called, I went forty five minutes, forty seven minutes. Well,
(19:21):
my wife was calling Spectrum to tell them we're canceling.
An hour on the phone. The lady's trying this, that
and the third. Because I said, let me call, she goes,
don't call. They're gonna hang up on you. We're not
gonna be able to cancel. I was in the background cheering, clapping,
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No you fus. You want to save money now, fuck you.
We got FiOS FiOS. Fuck you. I'm with FiOS. Spectrum
could suck my fucking dick. Now you want to be
my best friend? Now you wanna funk and offer me
(20:02):
all sorts of deals. Fuck you. I cut that fucking
cord and I'll cut it again. Fuck you, Spectrum. I
am so god. I was so satisfied cutting the cord.
I was so fucking satisfied when the Files woman, this
woman came over. She was a badass. She had a
(20:24):
fucking drill, she had a ladder, she had pliers. She
set up that files. We had the new Internet. It
was rocking and rolling, everything was moving fast, everything was
going cooking. And then the next call Spectrum, Bye bye, assholes.
I got YouTube TV. I got the Sunday ticket lined up.
(20:47):
They got that fucking Sunday ticket ready on YouTube. And yeah,
there's some kinks. I got all my apps. I got
my Max, I got my Peacock, I got my Hulu,
I got my net and you know what, it probably
adds up close to the amount that I was paying
for Spectrum. But Spectrum sucks. Their service sucks, the customer
(21:10):
service sucks. The speed of it. I was paying out
the wazoo, like, oh this is the fastest. Fuck you,
I'm done. I cut that fucking cut sucking cord, but good,
and I'm glad. Fuck you, Spectrum, I'm out. You lost
me as a customer. You lost me. The Gringo man
(21:31):
Dingo Michael Rappaport, the Sultan of Sniff as a customer.
You know why, because your customer service sucks. And you
know what, let me tell you some of the customer
service people. I'm sure you probably like, this is not
the job you wanted. You're lucky to have a fucking job.
Take it as a means to a means to the
next thing in your life. But if you're gonna have
(21:51):
the fucking job, be nice, be helpful, be the best
customer service person from spectrum they have. Don't be a
la We miss it up. And like I said, when
we told them we were going, they're offering us. So
it's too late. We're out. It's too fucking late. We're gone.
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You foxed, Bye bye, assholes. What else is going on?
A lot of you guys have said, Mike Rap, Mike Rap,
gringo man Dingo, dingo, you could call me dingo affectionately,
where's the sick fox. We missed the sick fox. We
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need some sick funks. And to that, when I hear
multiple people saying Mike Rap, where's the sick fox? We
need the sick fox, I go boom, here we go.
This is an award that is earned, not given, earned,
not given it's called the Sick the Fox of the
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Oh you're sick, really fucking sick man, she just fucking
wack line. Make him you smell like a sick fuck,
you look like a sick He's supposed to be on
a plane. You six fuck? What are you doing? Hey man?
Leave that chicken alone. Leave the chicken alone? But what
are you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in
a chicken? This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast
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exclusive exclusive award winning segment see I Am Rappaport Stereo
podcast Sick Fucks of the Week. Oh yes, oh yes,
and I have a docket full of them, full of
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so many sick funks, so little time, so many sick fucks,
so little time. God damn it, there's so many of them.
If you never listened to the Iron Rapport stereo podcas,
if you've never heard Iron Reports Stereo podcast sick Fuck
(24:14):
of the Week segments. This is an award that has earned,
not given. This is an award that has earned but
not given. It is an award that goes out to
certain somebodies with a certain uh, a certain what, a
certain anesse qua, a certain jasu as the French shout
(24:39):
out to Missing New York my man with the plan
out in France, giving so many beautiful pieces of art weekly,
just dolling them shits out. Before I get to the
official sick Bucks of the week, I have to give
the sickest fucking channel on television is TLC. Now we've
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given love to TLC on this show before the Learning Channel.
You know that the Learning Channel TLC was started for learning,
and yes, I guess they're still learning. They're still learning us,
they're still teaching. But I saw, hm, you know, they
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got my six hundred pound life, thousand pounds, this, that
and the third. They got it all on there. But
I saw something that was so frustrating, so goddamn disturbing.
On the Learning Channel. You know, they do these addictions,
My Strange Addiction. That's a show, an extremely popular show
(25:49):
on the Learning Channel. You got some asshole who's in
love with this car, this sick fuck. We've talked about
some of these freaks. You got another one up there
who's you know, she drinks air freshener. And you just
want to just punch these fucking people, you do, And
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it's like, well they're sick, no shit, but they're showing
them on TV. They're showing they're lit. The lighting's great.
They got fucking steady cams. They're all made up. I mean,
these motherfuckers are out of their mind. I mean, we've
seen this one guy's he's in love with his car.
First he was in love with his car, and he
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was referring to the car as I think the car's
name was Lance. Then he got into a car accident.
Lance was done. His car, his love, the love of
his life was done. Now this motherfucker's in love with
a car that's a female. I don't know if this guy's,
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you know, bisexual. I don't give a fuck what he is.
He's a sick fuck. He cried when his last car dies,
not because of the money, because he was in love
with the car. Like I said, they got people up there.
There are the person who really got me going on
the newest episode of My Strange Addiction. And I know
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some of you up there was a couple of months old.
He I'm glad I just found out about it, because
God only gives you what you can deal with. And
there's a girl on My Strange Addictions, The Strangest Addictions
on TLC who eats toilet paper toilet paper. This bitch, sorry,
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this bitch. First of all, she's she's not a bad
looking woman, kind of cute, attractive black girl, got her
hair did, got her fucking nails did, got a real sassy,
fucking attitude, had a nice looking fiance who left her
why because he was like, you, you're fucking crazy, bitch,
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your fucking nuts. She eats four rolls four, one, two, three, four,
four rolls of toilet paper a day, and she eats
the shit like it's cotton candy. She eats the fucking
toilet paper like it's cotton candy. And it was so infuriating,
(28:22):
so frustrating to watch. And she's doing it in front
of people, like she's eating fucking potato chips, like she's
eating prinkles, like she's just eating the shit. And she
she talks about marinating it, marinating it in different smells.
She likes to marinate her toilet paper with the smell
of laundry detergent. She likes to marinate her toilet paper
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with the smell of laundry detergent and fabric soften four
rolls of toilet paper a day. She talks about Sometimes
she eats it before she brushes her teeth. You sick
fuck Her name is Quina, Quina. She's been eating toilet
paper for the last twenty years. She's a nasty motherfucker
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and a sick fuck of the week. And she's so
infuriating because she talks about it, like, Yo, why you
don't eat toilet paper? Like she acts like warror. The
rest of the world are missing out because we're not
also eating toilet paper. You sick fuck you, poor sick
(29:31):
fuck you. Google it, go on YouTube, Like I said,
I'm on YouTube TV fucking love it. Fuck you, spectrum
fuck you. But the first sick fuck of the week
is out there in the vat of Las Vegas. An
eighteen year old woman. She met a date. Yo, you
(29:54):
fuck around with these these kookie brons, you think shit
is sweet. She met some thirty six year old guy.
I thought he was gonna freak off with some eighteen
year old She robbed duke and killed duke a couple
of weeks ago. Met at a Vegas hotel, and she
wasn't a prostitute. I don't know what went wrong. I
(30:15):
don't know how things went awry. Homie just thought they
were going out on a date. She mugged them, shot
his ass, killed his ass. Yo, what happens in Vegas
sometimes doesn't stay in Vegas. Don't get it twisted. Do
not get it twisted. His Massachusetts in Tucasa, a doctor,
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a sick fucking doctor in Massachusetts was arrested. He was
on a flight, a flight from Hawaiian to Massachusetts two Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
Fuck this sick motherfucker, this sick fucking doctor was sitting
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next to a fourteen year old girl, a fourteen year
old girl on the flight while other passengers slept. Halfway
through the fight, this sick funk was masturbating. The fourteen
year old noticed it, saw what was going on, told
the flight attendant, and this piece of shit was arrested.
(31:29):
Good lock, This motherfucking sick fuck up. So many sick fucks,
so little time podcast, so many sick fucks, so little
(31:59):
time is money making? Manhattan in Shuconsa is the Upper
East Side where I'm from, in the place to be.
On the sixth train, the train of my choice, the
train that I ride, the train that my wife rides.
A hulking sick funk, a hulking pervert sexually assaulted and
(32:23):
smirked while he was being photographed on the sixth strain
is on the loose. I don't care how big he is.
Hit him with a fucking brick. I know it's scary.
We must act when these things go on. I know
it's scary. But this sick funk was sexually assaulting a
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woman on the train, smirking, and then he was being photographed.
He was smirking. He's still on the loose in Manhattan.
So many sick fucks, so little time. Moving to Australia.
That's right, They're all over the place. A mother in
Australia refuses refuses to do something about her teenage daughter
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having lice. This mother is an animal lover. This mother
is a vegan. Her daughter has lice. Anybody in here
have kids, anybody listening have kids. You know what a
pain in the ascid is if your kids have lice?
Do you know what a hassle? You know how expensive
(33:33):
it is to truly get rid of lice. You gotta
wash them, you gotta bathe them, you gotta wash your
sheets over and over and over. You gotta throw shit out,
you gotta quarantine it because that lice will spread and
spread and spread. I believe my kids only had lice
(33:54):
like three times, which isn't a lot. But it was
a fucking hold to do. My ex wife, she had
to come over, I had to go over her house.
I couldn't stand her at the fucking time. But a
mother of a teenage daughter who's a vegan refuses to
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treat her daughter because she doesn't want to kill because
these things are alive. She doesn't want to kill the
bugs in her daughter's head. Lock this woman up usually
ends with lock them up when I do. The sick
fox of the week at the end of the day,
the toilet paper person. She doesn't need to be in jail,
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she needs to be institutionalized. The guy masturbating on the
plane from Hawaii to Master Shusetts Prison. The mother who
doesn't want to kill the life bugs. We need to
put her away for a little while. We need to
get rid of the lifes bugs. We need to give
her her daughter a nice, a nice LiF's bath, because
(34:57):
that's what she gotta do. Maybe shave her fucking head off,
her hair off, and deal with it, because you don't
want to kill the bugs. Now, the rest of the
kids are going to be dealing with lice. Lock her
up in Chicago. Chicago's in the place to be a
shick fuck in Chicago. And this is the way I
like to see my sick fucks. If they are brought
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in live, I like to see him beaten up. This guy.
I don't know what they did to him. I don't
know if there was the cops, I don't know if
it was the people in the neighborhood. But a sick
funk has been arrested broad in with his black guy
looks like sixty seventy stitches on his fucking head. Michael Goodman.
(35:43):
There's nothing good about Michael Goodman. This cocksucker has been
arrested for fatally shooting an eight year old girl in
his neighborhood for being too loud. The incident occurred a
couple of weeks ago in Chicago Portage Park neighborhood. This
(36:05):
piece of shit shot an eight year old because he
was saying she was too loud in the apartment complex.
You sick funk. That's why when they brought him in there,
he had the shit beaten out of them as he should.
As he should. Moving on to Michigan, we go from
(36:26):
Chicago to Michigan. A Michigan woman has been arrested. A
Michigan woman has been arrested for what because her ex
her ex husband, her ex boyfriend excuse me, found video
footage cell phone footage of his ex girlfriend doing what,
(36:53):
doing what? Having sex, performing sexual acts on their dog.
What kind of sexual acts? I don't know. I don't
want to know, but this animal. Brittany McClure from Taylor,
Michigan was arrested and fined. She got a ninety three
(37:19):
day misdemeanor charge. She's been given a one hundred thousand
dollars personal bond. Somebody bailed this fucking animal out of jail.
And when I say animal, I don't mean a dog.
This is a real sick funk, this sick funk. God
knows what with this dog, sodomizing the dog. Allegedly, when
the boyfriend ex boyfriend, thank god, found the footage, he
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was mortified, his words and called the cops as he should.
Missus mcclaur says, she did the acts only once once?
Is enough? Oh? I only did it once? Real? How
did you get to that point? I don't believe that
you only did it once? Do you only did it
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once on video or you only did it once in
your life. I don't believe you sodomized and did god
knows what else to the dog only once. You sick.
Fuck you, you sick fuck you. And finally in Pittsburgh,
it's Pittsburgh in the place to be, It's Pittsburgh in
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the house. This is really disturbing. I'm performing in Pittsburgh.
I believe it's October. If it's not October, it's November.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael rappaport Coomedy
dot com. Cannot wait to perform in Pittsburgh. Performed there once.
It was dope, dope crowds. But a woman at a
Pittsburgh airport a Pittsburgh airport abandoned her seven year old
(38:54):
French bulldog, a beautiful, cute French bulldog. She left it
in a stroller because she was told she can't bring
it on the plane without a create Listen, you fuck
you sick funk you left this cute. I mean you
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should see a picture of this dog. Beautiful cute French bulldog.
She left it in a stroller in the bathroom at
the Pittsburgh airport. Obviously, they were able to track whose
dog it was. You think you're gonna do shit at
the airport. You people that are fighting in airports, You
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people that are causing all kinds. You're in a federally
sanctioned building. Airports are federal. That's fed time duke. People
are in there, fighting, abandoning dogs, acting stupid in airports.
You ain't at Hooters, you're not at the mall, the
Mall of America, wherever the fuck you think. But you
(39:57):
act stupid in an airport, that's fed time duke. Anyway,
they tracked this lady down and she's been brought up
on charges. Good good, and you're never getting a dog again.
And you ain't getting this dog back again, you sick
fuck you. I'm done so many sick fucks, so little time,
(40:21):
so many sick fucks, so little time. And I told
you before watch Hard Knocks, HBO, Hard Knocks or Max
whatever it's called now because football season is right around
the corner. You heard the last podcast with Marcellus Wiley,
great podcast, fantastic episode. We're getting ready real football, fantasy football.
(40:48):
I read a story that the Washington Commanders they're upset
with two time Super Bowl winning coach, their new offensive coordinator,
Eric B. Enemy, a bunch of football. Can you imagine?
Is this real? Yes, it's real. He's been to three
(41:09):
Super Bowls in the last four season, last four seasons
with the Chiefs. They bring him into Washington, whatever the fuck,
and players from the Washington Commanders are upset because they
are saying Eric B. Enemy is too hard on the players.
(41:30):
Players complained about that, You bitch. First of all, you're
the Washington Commanders. You guys stink, and you've stumped for
so long. You finally got rid of your owner, and
now you're complaining. You're complaining that the coach is too
(41:51):
He screams at you, you bitch ass hose. Yo, you
bitch ass hose. It's football. There's so many rules to
protect the players. There's so many things to be done
about mental health, physical health in the NFL. And that's great.
(42:13):
But whoever, and this is a black dude, you ratted
him out because he's too hard on the play. We
need to find which players and we need to cut them,
saying that he's too intense. Holy shit, it's football. There's
no complaining in football. There's no crying in football. But
(42:37):
it is Washington, formerly the Washington Redskins, formerly the Washington
football team, and now they're the Washington Commander's good luck.
But I do like Scary Terry. Scary Terry is a motherfucker. Anyway,
I'm done. I hope I wasn't too intense. I hope
I was not too intense for you guys. Anyway, come
(43:02):
see me live. If you're in Syracuse, Upstate, New York
eighteenth nineteenth, Come see me in Salt Lake City, Stanford, Connecticut,
San Diego in September. All tickets, all information is available
at Michael Rapaport coomedy dot com and also also also
also yo, do you guys see me on Instagram? Because
(43:23):
right now, as of the recording of this Iron Rapport
Stereo podcast, they got me Shiggty Shadow Ben. I don't
know what the fuck happened. They said there was some
message that's been going around saying that me, Michael Rappaport,
the Gringo man Dingo, spreads false information. Get the funk
out of here, you winy GOP Trump loving cocksuckers. You're
(43:45):
trying to stop me, you're trying to stuff me. No,
I do the stuffing. But if you have Instagram and
you're listening to this podcast, leave a message saying dingo,
I hear you on the last post that I made
whatever that is on my Instagram. Because they're trying to
stop me. Can't stop, won't stop anyway. Miles Joan aka
(44:06):
the Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers a k a.
The best in the business. Take me out of it
with something realize. Take me out it with something real loud,
but most importantly in this puppy, with something real funky.
I am rapports that real podcast mouth
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