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days of summer, the dog days of whether throughout the
United States. Of course, Hawaii is still suffering. Sending thoughts
prayers to Hawaii. People are still missing. He's reported that
at least a thousand people are still missing, and Cadavered
(02:16):
Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Has just made his way over there. The fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Shit happened two weeks ago. You should have been on
the first thing smoking. People are like, oh no, it's
a catastrophe over there.
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We'll don't now. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It, goddamn catastrophe. Sending thoughts prayers to everybody I know U.
Hurricane Hillary bopped its way through the West Coast and
then there was a little shit acre, a little five
(03:00):
point two five point three on the Richter scale shaker
out there on the West coast northern California, banged up,
dinged through all of California.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've been in some of those shakers before. They suck.
They really sucked, those those shakers. Anyway, It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A big week, big week, pig dick Donald Trump, it's
going to have to turn himself into Georgia. Let me
tell you something. That's gonna be a shit show. I
cannot wait. They're taking bets. This is a fact. You
can get in on the action they are taking. They're
(03:49):
taking that that action on how much slob dick Donald
Trump will weigh. That's a fact right now I am
putting in that pig Donald Trump will be weighing in
somewhere between two hundred and forty five and two hundred
and fifty pounds. And let me tell you something. Right now,
(04:11):
I'm at two hundred and five pounds. Okay, I'm about six.
I like, I think the best weigh for me at this.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Age, with the.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Lack of muscle mass that I have, the best way
for me is between one ninety five and two hundred. Okay,
you see me though, I look slim, look fucking slim
and trim. My wife said to me the other day,
you haven't been mentioned in your five minute podcast because
what's to mention? It's just it's just something I do.
(04:45):
Five minute plank, right, not five minute podcasts?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Am I talking about my five minute plank? My infamous
five minute plank. I banged one out the other day.
I'm gonna bang one out this week. But I am
betting that pig dick Donald Trump will be tipping the
scales between two hundred and forty five. At two hundred
and fifty pounds, that is way overweight, you fat fuck you.
(05:11):
You know, as you age, you're supposed to start taking
care of yourself, eating less, going for walks. You never
see that fat fuck go for walks. You never see
him do pilates. I did a pilates class the other day, stretching, breathing,
I got the little ball between my legs, doing all
(05:32):
kinds of shit, like ballet type of shit, arm under leg,
under this, that and the third amailiable. But pig dick
Donald Trump will be turning himself in and oh, it's
going to be a party. It is going to be
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a par t. Also, there's been a lot of of
a discussion about Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
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Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't care if you're a Giants fan, Raiders fan,
Ravens fan, Eagles fan, Patriots fan. Hard Knocks with the
New York Jets. Hard Knocks, starring Aaron Rodgers is a
good time. Two episodes are up. Another episode is on
the way. Shit, man, it's good time that show. I
(06:29):
love that fucking show. That Hard Knocks is good shit
because next week I got my drafts. Next week it's
going down money League Draft Stern show, Gorilla lip League Draft,
Win the draft, win the league, dominate the fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
If you haven't been mock drafting, if you haven't been
dressed mock drafting, it is not too late.
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(07:19):
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I will say it until the fucking cows come in.
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It's just as important to know who you don't want.
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Okay, it's just as important to know who you don't
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I want to give a shout out to everybody who
came see me perform in Syracuse. Had great shows out there,
got a couple of weeks off, and then we are
back on the fucking road. Thursday, September seventh, the eighth,
and the ninth. I'm gonna be in Salt Lake City
at wise guys. September fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth. I'm gonna
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be in Stanford, Connecticut twenty first, twenty second, twenty third,
San Diego, twenty ninth and the thirtieth of September. I'm
gonna be in Pittsburgh all right. Then in October Noma,
be Atlanta. I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Back in Chicago.
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San Diego, and Pittsburgh lined up, real nice, real proper.
In September, was up late the other night watching UFC.
I don't know what it was, UFC two ninety five
(10:46):
to ninety two. I get confused, don't fact check. Very
surprised at Sean O'Malley, sugar Shane O'Malley he won beat
my guy al Joe who's from Long Eyeland, Strong Island,
Very very very surprised, but he won. Hey, it's UFC,
it could happen. I didn't think that ice spice, candy colored,
(11:10):
Bart Simpson hair looking motherfucker would do it, but he
did it. He took his career to the next level.
It's good for the sport. You could feel a racial overtones,
undertones and everything in between. It's Boston, a guy named
O'Malley fighting a black guy. You know what it is,
guy named O'Malley fighting a black guy. You know you
(11:32):
could you could feel the racial fucking undertones and overtones.
But he won that fight and uh, you know, proved
himself to be a champion. It was a good night
of fighting, and I just love UFC. I just wish
it came on a little earlier, man, that fucking fight
was over. It like it's one am, and then you're like,
Mike Rap, that's not that late. It's for me, it's
(11:52):
for me, that's late. I go to sleep early, man,
I go to sleep early. I like to get turn
the fucking fight on a ten eleven. The main card
starts at ten. I'm fighting to stay awake to watch
the fights.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's rough. Speaking of fighting Elon Musk, that was some
dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't know why it was so why would there
be any interest in Elon Musk fighting Mark Zuckerberg. By
the way, I'm still fucking shadow band. If you try
to tag me now on Facebook, shout out to my man, mister.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
New York and Patty. He made me aware of this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Even if you try to follow me on Facebook, it
says this person has posted information that has been deemed false.
Never put what I what do I sound like fucking
Alex Jones on one of these fake January sixth funks
Space Laser Fucks. Never posted information that's fake, but they
(13:02):
got me jammed up on Instagram. If you try to
tag me on Instagram, it. Try to tag me, send
me a picture, tag me, send me a hello on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You'll see and screenshot what you get. Send me that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But fortunately this idea of Mark Zuckerberg fighting Elon Musk
is done. I would not have paid for that, dumb shit.
Why would anyone want to see those two idiots fight?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But Elon Musk is saying now that he's removing the
block feature on Twitter or x formerly known as Twitter,
which is funny because Elon Musk had me blocked. Of course, infamously,
he had me blocked for a few years until he
found Jesus. He found social media Jesus, and now he
(13:53):
wants to remove the feature all together. I still don't
understand how you can spend eleven dollars a month having
a blue check mark, but you still can have ninety
four followers. You would think these assholes with ninety four
followers and pictures of themselves as crying Michael Jordan and
(14:17):
their avatar.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
They're like space people.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You would think for eleven dollars a month they'd be
able to figure out a way to get themselves more followers,
But DC, they just love it. You verify yourself as
an asshole. You're a verified asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's true if Elon Musk is going to remove the
block feature. But like I said, he had me blocked,
but just because they said a couple of things about
his bullshit rocket chips.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now, I don't know if he has me muted.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't know if he sees what me, the gringo
man dingo with me, the disruptive warrior with me, the
raging bullshitter says. I don't give a I don't give
a fuck about these people. I know that motherfucker has
bloated and he's got backfat. Okay, he looks like shit. See,
money can't buy You can have all the money in
(15:10):
the world, but if you stuff your fucking face, you
drink soda, you're still gonna have backfat. There's nothing you
can do about it. Elon Musk, you goofy nerd prick you.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Podcast?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, so this is a thing big reality TV show scandal,
And as you know, I love my reality TV. But
the Michael Jordan of Housewives, Bethany Frankel, I gave her
that Moniker all by myself, came up with that on
(16:02):
my own all by myself had Rachel aka Roquel aka
that bamby eyed bitch from vander Pump Rules, which I
am rewatching currently.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
With my wife. We are on season eight and a half.
Matter of fact, hold on, babe, yeah, babe, come here.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I want to talk about Roquel aka Rachel aka that
bambe eyed bitch being on the Bethany Frankel podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Pick up the mic, bade.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh boy, okay, yeah, what do you want to say.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You haven't been on the podcast in a while. Yeah,
do you miss it?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I do?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I actually do miss the limelight, but i'd been busy.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh boy, the limelight of the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, the people love you. So what is your.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Take on Bethany having Roquel on her podcast? And basically,
if you guys don't know, let me just give a
little context. Bethany has left the Real Housewives of New York.
She left it once, then she came back. Then she
came back, and this was when she was already created
a very successful brand. Yeah, then she came back and
(17:09):
was as toxic as ever. And the reason why I
gave her the Michael Jordan monikers because like Michael Jordan.
She came back and was as good as ever, and
then she left again. But now she is gone and
Rachel ak Roquel aka that bambid b word has just
been slaughtered all over social media. She was slaughtered at
(17:33):
the vander Pump Rules reunion and she went on Bethany's podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Bethany contextualized it as she was giving a voice.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Oh, come on, that's fucking bullshit. Okay, break it there,
let's start there. She she didn't give her a fucking voice.
She's on a reality show. That's voice enough. Okay, it's
a reality show. So Rachel aka Bambit whatever their name is, rockeut,
Rachel cheated. She fucking she's a cheater. She's a scot
boundrel right. She fucked her best friend's long term living
(18:05):
essentially almost husband.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Let's not put labels on it.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
They were they had a very serious relationship under her nose.
She screwed Arianna's man.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tom, which came up with the great Great Scandal scandal.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
But here's the thing, so she you know, this whole
thing that she's going to give her a voice to
the you know, this is ridiculous. Bethany is exploiting her.
That's the end of the story.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
She's like every good business Is she a good business person?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah she is, but you know she yes she is.
She's a good attention seeking person who can't stay out
of the limelight. Take your hundred something million. I'm trying
to not trying to be in her purse, but take
all your money.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Shut the fuck up and bounce bounce, yo.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
What's the issue here. She didn't give her a voice.
Don't pretend. Keep it real, sister.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
If you want the attention in, go after the attention.
You're doing it.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You got the YouTube shows. You can't stay off the
off the little screen. You tried to be on the
bigger stream.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You couldn't. It didn't. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The only thing that has worked for her is being
on the Real house of New York.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
That's right, and and that's why you gave her.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The term the Michael Jordan, that's I give it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
But you know what, you can take it back.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Can I take it back.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I don't know if you can take it back, but
I gave it to her. Yeah, but you can put a.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Little uh, you can see because what I was thinking,
because I have her in the Real Housewives Hall of Fame. Yeah,
but because she's turned on reality TV and.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
She's who made her Listen, this is what.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I don't get that. I don't get and the whole,
the whole concept of doing reality TV.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Now, she's the normal ray like she's gonna unionize, get
the she's the normal race feel of fucking like a
reality Norman.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Norman called her the the Martin Luther King of podcasting,
and he called her the Harriet Tubman of podcasting.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, well, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
She's a freedom fighting reality.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Well, you know, I find it to be bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Listen, Bethany, before you were on that show, you were
nowhere in your life. All the women on that show,
except for the ones who came on later, were nowhere
in their life. And I don't mean that literally, but
being on the Real Houses in New York was a
tremendous asset to you opportunities.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Right, I don't know what they think.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I mean, if you were to lay out what it
took you to make your what do you call it
when you give you your weekly salary that you have
to earn based on what you did on the last.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Show, your quote, your quote.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Wat to earn that quote and to keep that quote
going right the next TV show? Did you get it
on the last of the War Home? That was fucking
fifteen years ago? Are they gonna still give you that
quote this next show? You're only as good as fuck
out of here. It's still cable guys. If she's a
businesswoman's pair.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Play, use it.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Spin it like she did. Make it work for you.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Keep it mo.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Listen, I'm talking like I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
She asked for count Ak Rachel ak that Bambi B word.
If she knew the answers to her question, she was.
She knew the answers to she goes was your mental
health advocates? And I was saying Bethany was their mental
health advocates on the set when you were attacking the
great Sonia Morgan, when you were attacking former count So when.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
You were flipping on Luanne, when Tom was making out
with somebody at the bar, were you making sure that
she had someone there when you were telling her man
that she was about to marry, was kissing somebody at
a bar?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
This is bullshit. By the way, it's reality TV.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Do we all walk around with someone a mental advocate
by her side. When we get a phone call that
her fucking dog died.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's bull as shed and she's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Trying to take away our fun.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, man, back up.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I feel like it's a it's a big party pooper.
It's like you're you're out of it.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Like the part.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It's over for you and you don't like it, and
maybe you've pitched.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I think she's pitched.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Something shows the months before down or she was saying
something didn't jail.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm over it. I'm over her big mouth. Fuck it.
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
And and yeah, I mean so, I don't know. I mean,
she'll always do the Michael Jordan houses. But if you're
doing the power rankings right now, I have to say
that Vicky Gumblson, the OG from the OC. Right now,
she's the number one of all time because this season
of Orange.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
County, oh my goodness, she just came back in.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
They're all fucking great on that show.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
There's nothing better, uh, tam Or Judge, Taylor Armstrong, Shannon Badore,
the Doctor's wife, Heather either du Bron, It's the best.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
These women are just iconic.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And these are grown women that make able to make
choices for them. So but right now I have to
say that Vicky gumbleson the og from the OC, she's
number one, She's number one. Teresa Judice is number two.
Are arguably yeah, arguably and and then you know, from
there the rest is up for discussion. But you know,
as far as you know, we can.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, we could throw yeah and shoot.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know, Kyle Richards is top five.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Kyle go Kyle.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
She's in the midst of an affair right now, like
you know, like just dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Like allegedly allegedly an alleged affair, an alleged affair.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But the point is is.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
That let's not make victims where there aren't any, because
we really do need the attention to be on victims
when they're really victims.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Like the victims in Hawaii straight.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Up, or just the bitch coming home from a bar
and a short mini skirt right and you know, some
shit goes down, like you when you sign up for
a reality TV and you cheat and you get shit
goes down and you you agree and you sign on
the dial line and you've been on there already for
how many seasons?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And they to be on the show.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Pay you and you're you're not quite victim.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And Rachel listen, you have to figure out a way
to string sentences together. Roquel, you have to go to
some sort of speech coach. You have to be able
to string consecutive, concurrent sentences together, because one of the
problems with Rachel ak Roquel aka that Bambi had bitch
is that she was under attack and listen La La
(24:26):
James Kennedy.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
DJ Wardsmith, so like you gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You gotta be careful. These guys are like battle rappers,
like James Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
These are like fucking battle rappers like these motherfuckers are.
They're no fucking joke. If Tom Sandibo isn't no word
Smith either, no like under fire, under pressure like he
was not, like you know, coming back with guns blazing.
So both of them, but particularly Rachel ak Roquel, you
have to be able to string sentences together and be
(24:55):
able to defend yourself and articulate yourself just a little
bit better because when these motherfucker are coming at you
and they took it too far.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
They did it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
The whole thing went away too far. But that but
that's the audience. This is a show that's a show.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
This is the audience.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
This is not that, This wasn't Bravo, this is not
the producers of Vander Prompt.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
They just everybody did their job. This was the audience.
Why because we're invested.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, and if you guys think are you guys like
I can't believe you and your wife for that investment.
I'm not going to explain it again. Yes, we're invested,
we are. Yes, we love these shows. Yes, we're currently
invested in The Bachelor, right and we didn't even love
The Bachelor in the beginning of the season.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yes, we're invested in Yah, what is it yachting?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Under under?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
What is it below deck?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Below deck?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
That's so good.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
We were invested in all.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
You know, why we're invested. I feel like we should
explained to some of your fans why we are. We're
both you know, thesbian now, we're both actors and so
acting as human behavior, and I think why we take
interest in it is because reality is the closest. Yes,
there's arguments that it's scripted and it's sort of directed,
and maybe some of it is sort of manipulated allegedly,
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but this is you cannot get this out of action
and cut the way you do in performances from acting.
And what is mesmerizing to us is that these are
people that actually say, like, if you and I did
in a reality show, I think it might.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Be boring, like we I don't know conscious.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
To conscious because we're both come Obviously you're one of
the greatest American living actors, but me myself, having studied acting,
I don't like's.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Not even because they have a piece missing, and that's
why they'll go on the show.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
They're like, say that I respect these people, but everything
they honestly they do, it's a the same, but it's
like a fearlessness. I think it's the ego dry for
something that they didn't get, and I think a lot
of them want had dreams and aspirations of being actors.
So I think there's this piece missing and this like
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charged forward to express themselves, which is ego driven.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I say.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Someone might argue that it is a little narcissistic, but
it is fascinating because some of the tears that come
and the anger and all the raw emotions that come
and you cannot act it.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Marlon Brando.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Listen we were sitting here watching Dog Day Afternoon today. Oh,
a frenetic, kinetic, electric, truly electric performance as good as
al Pacino is in Dog Day Afternoon. That is acting
reality TV performances. It's a different thing. I'm not saying
it's better. No, I'm not saying they're al pacinos. It is,
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but at times it is need dare I say.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
As entertaining it his al Pacino?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Know you had it on and I said to rewind
one of the scenes with his wife came in.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
With But no, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It wasn't. I'm saying it was reality.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You get that sense of like that thing. It's true.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I was inspired by that scene because I said to you,
I think in this scene, I would like to see
the criteria version because the actress, she repeated the line.
I know it wasn't written that way. The baby was crying,
she went back to the bed. You know, this is
boring for people.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
To talking about it out. But in Dog Day Afternoon,
that scene with his wife, it's a great, great.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Scene, but there's a scene where the baby starts to
cry and she goes back to attend to the baby.
She puts on the bed and then she repeats the
line that's in the beginning of the scene, and I
said to Mike, rewind it, this is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
This actress is so strong.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
She goes over and she stays in it, but she
repeats the line and it looks like it's seamless. It's wonderful.
It's a beautiful scene. But okay, it was kind of bored.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And then I went in the kitchen and I finished
doing what I was doing.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
But it hadn't been vander Pump, I wouldn't have gotten up,
you know what I mean. It's like I wouldn't have
gotten up, So I don't know. We're also very very addicted.
That's all we watch now, So it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Sports on that right. I mean, there's there's not much on,
Like there's no games. I don't fuck with NFL preseason
for for listen.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I want to go back because you know, I'm not
a hate the player, hate the you know, hate the
gate because Bethany is doing what Bethany is good at.
It's why I was a fan of hers initially. She
fucking sees an open window and the bitch jumps. She
doesn't even check to see what story the floor is on.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
She doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I respect that wholehearted she she does, right, go bitch,
go okay. But I'm just saying for us as fans, bitch,
stay out of it. Move the fuck on, don't ruin
it for us. Don't come in with your bullshit and
your rules and regulations. Leave reality TV alone, right. Let
us enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And appreciate it and the fact that it gave you
the opportunities, right.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Like just the sort of fandom that people have for
me because I talk about reality TV. I really appreciate
that on it.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
But is she saying that the reality stars are starving?
Because I don't think they are. From what I hear.
They get paid. They're not starving. And I know I'm
married to a very a successful actor, and I you
know they're not starving.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Them are extremely you know, successful, and they create brand
they do.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
It's what you do with it. I think with like
she did, so like what she did, right, So, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I don't know. I think I don't bitch, sit out, get.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
A hobby or some shit.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You got crazy money, chill the fuck out, but you
ain't taken away our fucking joy.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah that's right, you kind of have fuck you money,
and maybe that's what it's about.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
She thinks she could do whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
But you ain't taken away my fucking joy with You
ain't taken away my fucking fun.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Really, especially during the summer when there ain't no fucking
NBA or NFL.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
This is annoying, man, It's fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Anyway, this, Oh, this was great, Babey. I appreciate you
coming on. I don't know what more I could say.
I could tell everybody that if you want a good
reality TV show, we're rewatching vander pump Rules. If you
want a fun reality TV show, watch below Deck down Under.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Oh that's the best. I mean fun on a boat.
I mean you and I would never go on a boat.
That's like the last place that we would take.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Look disgusting.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
We time human and wet and Jess and the thing,
the thing that you bring up every single time that
is so true, Like, if you're gonna pay all that
money to get on the boat, why would you dress
up to go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'm not putting on anything. I'm gonna be in box
of shorts right.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I'm gonna be in my sweats. If you're gonna get
like a seven course meal and you're in the middle
of nowhere. I'm gonna look like a fucking slob, so
I can eat until I get sick.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Who's watching?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, I don't know why people go on yachts and
then get dressed up just to stay on the yacht.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Find it to be strange.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't get that.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Would we turn it down if somebody said, hey, let's
go on a yacht, babey, I mean, I'd have to
turn I haven't. When we're watching it, we always say
we have no desire to go on.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I don't fuck with boats.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, well, you get sick. I mean the last time
we weren't.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
But even on a big yacht like it just seems small.
It seems like you got a duck. It just feels like.
I was in tu Loom. No, not to Loom. I
was in where the fuck was I uh Thailand? Not Thailand?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Uh shit, can't remember where I was, but I was.
I was in some place. Oh fuck, I can't blease
and everything in Belize. Also when we went to Tuloom,
we were in a nice hotel. Everything was damn MP
like the hotel rooms were damp. I don't like damp
shit like I just I'm not with I'm not down
(32:18):
with the yachts. I'm not down with the yachts, but
I'm down with the yachts.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I watch everybody on those shows, the whole staff. They
all sleep with each other, they're every night, they're drunk.
It's a lot of fun, good times.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
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Has just made his way over there. The fuck.
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Shit happened two weeks ago. You should have been on
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It, goddamn catastrophe. Sending thoughts prayers to everybody I know U.
Hurricane Hillary bopped its way through the West Coast and
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I've been in some of those shakers before. They suck.
They really sucked, those those shakers. Anyway, It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A big week, big week, pig dick Donald Trump, it's
going to have to turn himself into Georgia. Let me
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cannot wait. They're taking bets. This is a fact. You
can get in on the action they are taking. They're
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taking that that action on how much slob dick Donald
Trump will weigh. That's a fact right now I am
putting in that pig Donald Trump will be weighing in
somewhere between two hundred and forty five and two hundred
and fifty pounds. And let me tell you something. Right now,
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I'm at two hundred and five pounds. Okay, I'm about six.
I like, I think the best weigh for me at this.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Age, with the.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Lack of muscle mass that I have, the best way
for me is between one ninety five and two hundred. Okay,
you see me though, I look slim, look fucking slim
and trim. My wife said to me the other day,
you haven't been mentioned in your five minute podcast because
what's to mention? It's just it's just something I do.
(04:45):
Five minute plank, right, not five minute podcasts?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Am I talking about my five minute plank? My infamous
five minute plank. I banged one out the other day.
I'm gonna bang one out this week. But I am
betting that pig dick Donald Trump will be tipping the
scales between two hundred and forty five. At two hundred
and fifty pounds, that is way overweight, you fat fuck you.
(05:11):
You know, as you age, you're supposed to start taking
care of yourself, eating less, going for walks. You never
see that fat fuck go for walks. You never see
him do pilates. I did a pilates class the other day, stretching, breathing,
I got the little ball between my legs, doing all
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kinds of shit, like ballet type of shit, arm under leg,
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Donald Trump will be turning himself in and oh, it's
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a par t. Also, there's been a lot of of
a discussion about Hard Knocks.
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I don't care if you're a Giants fan, Raiders fan,
Ravens fan, Eagles fan, Patriots fan. Hard Knocks with the
New York Jets. Hard Knocks, starring Aaron Rodgers is a
good time. Two episodes are up. Another episode is on
the way. Shit, man, it's good time that show. I
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love that fucking show. That Hard Knocks is good shit
because next week I got my drafts. Next week it's
going down money League Draft Stern show, Gorilla lip League Draft,
Win the draft, win the league, dominate the fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
If you haven't been mock drafting, if you haven't been
dressed mock drafting, it is not too late.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Just takes a couple of days to fall right back
into it. And let me tell you something, my friends,
I am falling right back into it. I cannot wait
to beat these motherfuckers up and down the fantasy football
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to beat them real proper, real proper. Like said it once,
I will say it until the fucking cows come in.
Know your guys, get your guys, Know your guys, get
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Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's just as important to know who you don't want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Okay, it's just as important to know who you don't
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I want to give a shout out to everybody who
came see me perform in Syracuse. Had great shows out there,
got a couple of weeks off, and then we are
back on the fucking road. Thursday, September seventh, the eighth,
and the ninth. I'm gonna be in Salt Lake City
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San Diego, twenty ninth and the thirtieth of September. I'm
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In September, was up late the other night watching UFC.
I don't know what it was, UFC two ninety five
(10:46):
to ninety two. I get confused, don't fact check. Very
surprised at Sean O'Malley, sugar Shane O'Malley he won beat
my guy al Joe who's from Long Eyeland, Strong Island,
Very very very surprised, but he won. Hey, it's UFC,
it could happen. I didn't think that ice spice, candy colored,
(11:10):
Bart Simpson hair looking motherfucker would do it, but he
did it. He took his career to the next level.
It's good for the sport. You could feel a racial overtones,
undertones and everything in between. It's Boston, a guy named
O'Malley fighting a black guy. You know what it is,
guy named O'Malley fighting a black guy. You know you
(11:32):
could you could feel the racial fucking undertones and overtones.
But he won that fight and uh, you know, proved
himself to be a champion. It was a good night
of fighting, and I just love UFC. I just wish
it came on a little earlier, man, that fucking fight
was over. It like it's one am, and then you're like,
Mike Rap, that's not that late. It's for me, it's
(11:52):
for me, that's late. I go to sleep early, man,
I go to sleep early. I like to get turn
the fucking fight on a ten eleven. The main card
starts at ten. I'm fighting to stay awake to watch
the fights.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's rough. Speaking of fighting Elon Musk, that was some
dumb shit.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't know why it was so why would there
be any interest in Elon Musk fighting Mark Zuckerberg. By
the way, I'm still fucking shadow band. If you try
to tag me now on Facebook, shout out to my man, mister.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
New York and Patty. He made me aware of this.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Even if you try to follow me on Facebook, it
says this person has posted information that has been deemed false.
Never put what I what do I sound like fucking
Alex Jones on one of these fake January sixth funks
Space Laser Fucks. Never posted information that's fake, but they
(13:02):
got me jammed up on Instagram. If you try to
tag me on Instagram, it. Try to tag me, send
me a picture, tag me, send me a hello on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You'll see and screenshot what you get. Send me that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But fortunately this idea of Mark Zuckerberg fighting Elon Musk
is done. I would not have paid for that, dumb shit.
Why would anyone want to see those two idiots fight?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But Elon Musk is saying now that he's removing the
block feature on Twitter or x formerly known as Twitter,
which is funny because Elon Musk had me blocked. Of course, infamously,
he had me blocked for a few years until he
found Jesus. He found social media Jesus, and now he
(13:53):
wants to remove the feature all together. I still don't
understand how you can spend eleven dollars a month having
a blue check mark, but you still can have ninety
four followers. You would think these assholes with ninety four
followers and pictures of themselves as crying Michael Jordan and
(14:17):
their avatar.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
They're like space people.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You would think for eleven dollars a month they'd be
able to figure out a way to get themselves more followers,
But DC, they just love it. You verify yourself as
an asshole. You're a verified asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's true if Elon Musk is going to remove the
block feature. But like I said, he had me blocked,
but just because they said a couple of things about
his bullshit rocket chips.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Now, I don't know if he has me muted.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't know if he sees what me, the gringo
man dingo with me, the disruptive warrior with me, the
raging bullshitter says. I don't give a I don't give
a fuck about these people. I know that motherfucker has
bloated and he's got backfat. Okay, he looks like shit. See,
money can't buy You can have all the money in
(15:10):
the world, but if you stuff your fucking face, you
drink soda, you're still gonna have backfat. There's nothing you
can do about it. Elon Musk, you goofy nerd prick you.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Podcast?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What else is going on?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, so this is a thing big reality TV show scandal,
And as you know, I love my reality TV. But
the Michael Jordan of Housewives, Bethany Frankel, I gave her
that Moniker all by myself, came up with that on
(16:02):
my own all by myself had Rachel aka Roquel aka
that bamby eyed bitch from vander Pump Rules, which I
am rewatching currently.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
With my wife. We are on season eight and a half.
Matter of fact, hold on, babe, yeah, babe, come here.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I want to talk about Roquel aka Rachel aka that
bambe eyed bitch being on the Bethany Frankel podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Pick up the mic, bade.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Oh boy, okay, yeah, what do you want to say.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You haven't been on the podcast in a while. Yeah,
do you miss it?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I do?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I actually do miss the limelight, but i'd been busy.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh boy, the limelight of the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, the people love you. So what is your.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Take on Bethany having Roquel on her podcast? And basically,
if you guys don't know, let me just give a
little context. Bethany has left the Real Housewives of New York.
She left it once, then she came back. Then she
came back, and this was when she was already created
a very successful brand. Yeah, then she came back and
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was as toxic as ever. And the reason why I
gave her the Michael Jordan monikers because like Michael Jordan.
She came back and was as good as ever, and
then she left again. But now she is gone and
Rachel ak Roquel aka that bambid b word has just
been slaughtered all over social media. She was slaughtered at
(17:33):
the vander Pump Rules reunion and she went on Bethany's podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Bethany contextualized it as she was giving a voice.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Oh, come on, that's fucking bullshit. Okay, break it there,
let's start there. She she didn't give her a fucking voice.
She's on a reality show. That's voice enough. Okay, it's
a reality show. So Rachel aka Bambit whatever their name is, rockeut,
Rachel cheated. She fucking she's a cheater. She's a scot
boundrel right. She fucked her best friend's long term living
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essentially almost husband.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Let's not put labels on it.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
They were they had a very serious relationship under her nose.
She screwed Arianna's man.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Tom, which came up with the great Great Scandal scandal.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
But here's the thing, so she you know, this whole
thing that she's going to give her a voice to
the you know, this is ridiculous. Bethany is exploiting her.
That's the end of the story.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
She's like every good business Is she a good business person?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah she is, but you know she yes she is.
She's a good attention seeking person who can't stay out
of the limelight. Take your hundred something million. I'm trying
to not trying to be in her purse, but take
all your money.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Shut the fuck up and bounce bounce, yo.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
What's the issue here. She didn't give her a voice.
Don't pretend. Keep it real, sister.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
If you want the attention in, go after the attention.
You're doing it.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You got the YouTube shows. You can't stay off the
off the little screen. You tried to be on the
bigger stream.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You couldn't. It didn't. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The only thing that has worked for her is being
on the Real house of New York.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
That's right, and and that's why you gave her.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
The term the Michael Jordan, that's I give it.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
But you know what, you can take it back.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Can I take it back.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I don't know if you can take it back, but
I gave it to her. Yeah, but you can put a.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Little uh, you can see because what I was thinking,
because I have her in the Real Housewives Hall of Fame. Yeah,
but because she's turned on reality TV and.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
She's who made her Listen, this is what.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, I don't get that. I don't get and the whole,
the whole concept of doing reality TV.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Now, she's the normal ray like she's gonna unionize, get
the she's the normal race feel of fucking like a
reality Norman.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Norman called her the the Martin Luther King of podcasting,
and he called her the Harriet Tubman of podcasting.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, well, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
She's a freedom fighting reality.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Well, you know, I find it to be bullshit.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Listen, Bethany, before you were on that show, you were
nowhere in your life. All the women on that show,
except for the ones who came on later, were nowhere
in their life. And I don't mean that literally, but
being on the Real Houses in New York was a
tremendous asset to you opportunities.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Right, I don't know what they think.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I mean, if you were to lay out what it
took you to make your what do you call it
when you give you your weekly salary that you have
to earn based on what you did on the last.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Show, your quote, your quote.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Wat to earn that quote and to keep that quote
going right the next TV show? Did you get it
on the last of the War Home? That was fucking
fifteen years ago? Are they gonna still give you that
quote this next show? You're only as good as fuck
out of here. It's still cable guys. If she's a
businesswoman's pair.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Play, use it.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Spin it like she did. Make it work for you.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Keep it mo.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Listen, I'm talking like I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
She asked for count Ak Rachel ak that Bambi B word.
If she knew the answers to her question, she was.
She knew the answers to she goes was your mental
health advocates? And I was saying Bethany was their mental
health advocates on the set when you were attacking the
great Sonia Morgan, when you were attacking former count So when.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
You were flipping on Luanne, when Tom was making out
with somebody at the bar, were you making sure that
she had someone there when you were telling her man
that she was about to marry, was kissing somebody at
a bar?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
This is bullshit. By the way, it's reality TV.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Do we all walk around with someone a mental advocate
by her side. When we get a phone call that
her fucking dog died.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's bull as shed and she's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Trying to take away our fun.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, man, back up.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I feel like it's a it's a big party pooper.
It's like you're you're out of it.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Like the part.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It's over for you and you don't like it, and
maybe you've pitched.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I think she's pitched.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Something shows the months before down or she was saying
something didn't jail.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm over it. I'm over her big mouth. Fuck it.
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
And and yeah, I mean so, I don't know. I mean,
she'll always do the Michael Jordan houses. But if you're
doing the power rankings right now, I have to say
that Vicky Gumblson, the OG from the OC. Right now,
she's the number one of all time because this season
of Orange.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
County, oh my goodness, she just came back in.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
They're all fucking great on that show.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
There's nothing better, uh, tam Or Judge, Taylor Armstrong, Shannon Badore,
the Doctor's wife, Heather either du Bron, It's the best.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
These women are just iconic.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And these are grown women that make able to make
choices for them. So but right now I have to
say that Vicky gumbleson the og from the OC, she's
number one, She's number one. Teresa Judice is number two.
Are arguably yeah, arguably and and then you know, from
there the rest is up for discussion. But you know,
as far as you know, we can.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, we could throw yeah and shoot.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know, Kyle Richards is top five.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Kyle go Kyle.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
She's in the midst of an affair right now, like
you know, like just dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Like allegedly allegedly an alleged affair, an alleged affair.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
But the point is is.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
That let's not make victims where there aren't any, because
we really do need the attention to be on victims
when they're really victims.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Like the victims in Hawaii straight.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Up, or just the bitch coming home from a bar
and a short mini skirt right and you know, some
shit goes down, like you when you sign up for
a reality TV and you cheat and you get shit
goes down and you you agree and you sign on
the dial line and you've been on there already for
how many seasons?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And they to be on the show.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Pay you and you're you're not quite victim.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And Rachel listen, you have to figure out a way
to string sentences together. Roquel, you have to go to
some sort of speech coach. You have to be able
to string consecutive, concurrent sentences together, because one of the
problems with Rachel ak Roquel aka that Bambi had bitch
is that she was under attack and listen La La
(24:26):
James Kennedy.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
DJ Wardsmith, so like you gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You gotta be careful. These guys are like battle rappers,
like James Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
These are like fucking battle rappers like these motherfuckers are.
They're no fucking joke. If Tom Sandibo isn't no word
Smith either, no like under fire, under pressure like he
was not, like you know, coming back with guns blazing.
So both of them, but particularly Rachel ak Roquel, you
have to be able to string sentences together and be
(24:55):
able to defend yourself and articulate yourself just a little
bit better because when these motherfucker are coming at you
and they took it too far.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
They did it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
The whole thing went away too far. But that but
that's the audience. This is a show that's a show.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
This is the audience.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
This is not that, This wasn't Bravo, this is not
the producers of Vander Prompt.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
They just everybody did their job. This was the audience.
Why because we're invested.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, and if you guys think are you guys like
I can't believe you and your wife for that investment.
I'm not going to explain it again. Yes, we're invested,
we are. Yes, we love these shows. Yes, we're currently
invested in The Bachelor, right and we didn't even love
The Bachelor in the beginning of the season.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yes, we're invested in Yah, what is it yachting?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Under under?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
What is it below deck?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Below deck?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
That's so good.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
We were invested in all.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
You know, why we're invested. I feel like we should
explained to some of your fans why we are. We're
both you know, thesbian now, we're both actors and so
acting as human behavior, and I think why we take
interest in it is because reality is the closest. Yes,
there's arguments that it's scripted and it's sort of directed,
and maybe some of it is sort of manipulated allegedly,
(26:02):
but this is you cannot get this out of action
and cut the way you do in performances from acting.
And what is mesmerizing to us is that these are
people that actually say, like, if you and I did
in a reality show, I think it might.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Be boring, like we I don't know conscious.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
To conscious because we're both come Obviously you're one of
the greatest American living actors, but me myself, having studied acting,
I don't like's.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Not even because they have a piece missing, and that's
why they'll go on the show.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
They're like, say that I respect these people, but everything
they honestly they do, it's a the same, but it's
like a fearlessness. I think it's the ego dry for
something that they didn't get, and I think a lot
of them want had dreams and aspirations of being actors.
So I think there's this piece missing and this like
(26:55):
charged forward to express themselves, which is ego driven.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I say.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Someone might argue that it is a little narcissistic, but
it is fascinating because some of the tears that come
and the anger and all the raw emotions that come
and you cannot act it.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I don't care what anybody says.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Marlon Brando.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Listen we were sitting here watching Dog Day Afternoon today. Oh,
a frenetic, kinetic, electric, truly electric performance as good as
al Pacino is in Dog Day Afternoon. That is acting
reality TV performances. It's a different thing. I'm not saying
it's better. No, I'm not saying they're al pacinos. It is,
(27:33):
but at times it is need dare I say.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
As entertaining it his al Pacino?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Know you had it on and I said to rewind
one of the scenes with his wife came in.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
With But no, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
It wasn't. I'm saying it was reality.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You get that sense of like that thing. It's true.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
I was inspired by that scene because I said to you,
I think in this scene, I would like to see
the criteria version because the actress, she repeated the line.
I know it wasn't written that way. The baby was crying,
she went back to the bed. You know, this is
boring for people.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
To talking about it out. But in Dog Day Afternoon,
that scene with his wife, it's a great, great.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Scene, but there's a scene where the baby starts to
cry and she goes back to attend to the baby.
She puts on the bed and then she repeats the
line that's in the beginning of the scene, and I
said to Mike, rewind it, this is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
This actress is so strong.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
She goes over and she stays in it, but she
repeats the line and it looks like it's seamless. It's wonderful.
It's a beautiful scene. But okay, it was kind of bored.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
And then I went in the kitchen and I finished
doing what I was doing.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
But it hadn't been vander Pump, I wouldn't have gotten up,
you know what I mean. It's like I wouldn't have
gotten up, So I don't know. We're also very very addicted.
That's all we watch now, So it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Sports on that right. I mean, there's there's not much on,
Like there's no games. I don't fuck with NFL preseason
for for listen.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
I want to go back because you know, I'm not
a hate the player, hate the you know, hate the
gate because Bethany is doing what Bethany is good at.
It's why I was a fan of hers initially. She
fucking sees an open window and the bitch jumps. She
doesn't even check to see what story the floor is on.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
She doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I respect that wholehearted she she does, right, go bitch,
go okay. But I'm just saying for us as fans, bitch,
stay out of it. Move the fuck on, don't ruin
it for us. Don't come in with your bullshit and
your rules and regulations. Leave reality TV alone, right. Let
us enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
And appreciate it and the fact that it gave you
the opportunities, right.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Like just the sort of fandom that people have for
me because I talk about reality TV. I really appreciate
that on it.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
But is she saying that the reality stars are starving?
Because I don't think they are. From what I hear.
They get paid. They're not starving. And I know I'm
married to a very a successful actor, and I you
know they're not starving.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Them are extremely you know, successful, and they create brand
they do.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
It's what you do with it. I think with like
she did, so like what she did, right, So, I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I don't know. I think I don't bitch, sit out, get.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
A hobby or some shit.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You got crazy money, chill the fuck out, but you
ain't taken away our fucking joy.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Yeah that's right, you kind of have fuck you money,
and maybe that's what it's about.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
She thinks she could do whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
But you ain't taken away my fucking joy with You
ain't taken away my fucking fun.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Really, especially during the summer when there ain't no fucking
NBA or NFL.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
This is annoying, man, It's fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Anyway, this, Oh, this was great, Babey. I appreciate you
coming on. I don't know what more I could say.
I could tell everybody that if you want a good
reality TV show, we're rewatching vander pump Rules. If you
want a fun reality TV show, watch below Deck down Under.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Oh that's the best. I mean fun on a boat.
I mean you and I would never go on a boat.
That's like the last place that we would take.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Look disgusting.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
We time human and wet and Jess and the thing,
the thing that you bring up every single time that
is so true, Like, if you're gonna pay all that
money to get on the boat, why would you dress
up to go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'm not putting on anything. I'm gonna be in box
of shorts right.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I'm gonna be in my sweats. If you're gonna get
like a seven course meal and you're in the middle
of nowhere. I'm gonna look like a fucking slob, so
I can eat until I get sick.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Who's watching?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, I don't know why people go on yachts and
then get dressed up just to stay on the yacht.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Find it to be strange.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't get that.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Would we turn it down if somebody said, hey, let's
go on a yacht, babey, I mean, I'd have to
turn I haven't. When we're watching it, we always say
we have no desire to go on.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I don't fuck with boats.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, well, you get sick. I mean the last time
we weren't.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
But even on a big yacht like it just seems small.
It seems like you got a duck. It just feels like.
I was in tu Loom. No, not to Loom. I
was in where the fuck was I uh Thailand? Not Thailand?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Uh shit, can't remember where I was, but I was.
I was in some place. Oh fuck, I can't blease
and everything in Belize. Also when we went to Tuloom,
we were in a nice hotel. Everything was damn MP
like the hotel rooms were damp. I don't like damp
shit like I just I'm not with I'm not down
(32:18):
with the yachts. I'm not down with the yachts, but
I'm down with the yachts.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I watch everybody on those shows, the whole staff. They
all sleep with each other, they're every night, they're drunk.
It's a lot of fun, good times.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Anyway, Came Saw Disrupted, Came Saw Disrupted, Miles Joor naked.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
The Blae Brothers, ay kay, the Just Brothers.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Take me out with something real nice, take me out
he with something in real life, but most importantly, end
this puppy with something real funky.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I am Rapports Stereo podcast. I'm out
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