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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes, sprindle Binger Iron Rapport Stereo podcast is here. You
can have no bear, have no fear on today's banging
Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. Pig Dick Donald Trump pig pe
Pig pig Dick Donald Trump reported himself as weighing two
hundred and fifty pounds, being six foot three wing two
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hundred and fifteen pounds the day of his mugshot.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You fat fuck you. The Great Muhammad.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ali six foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds in
its prime of primes. Break that down to the white meat. Plus,
Fantasy Football is here. It's Draft week.
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You focks know you guys, Get you guys.
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Getting you pumped up, getting you focused for that and
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Is here.
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I said, have no fear, The Gringo man Dingo is here.
The name is Michael Rendport a k A. The Gringo
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The Sultan a k a.
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The Disruptive Warrior a k A. Mister New York a ka.
The Raging Bullshit. My name is Michael Rapport and welcome.
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Welcome to the.
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I Am Rapoport Stereo Podcast. My name is Michael Rappaport.
I Yeah, I am Rapaport. Hope everybody's feeling good. Hope
everybody's feeling safe. Hope everybody is feeling sane. Name is
Michael Rapport. Party, People in the Place to Be as
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Port Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. Boom Party, People
in the Place to Be. I hope everybody is feeling
real good. As we are heading to the end the
very end of August, which means we are heading to
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the end.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Of the summer, and we will soon be in the fall. Joyot.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
While it is here, folks, Labor Day is around the corner,
and then you shift. Next thing you know, motherfuckers will
be dressing up is Edward Scissorhands dressing up like Diana
Ross and the Supremes because it'll be Halloween before we
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get to Halloween. Remember September, I will be in Salt
Lake City the seventh, eighth, and ninth. I will be
in Stamford, Connecticut the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth. I will
be in San Diego September twenty first, twenty second, twenty third.
I will be in Pittsburgh the twenty ninth and the thirtieth.
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I'll be in Atlanta the sixth and the seventh of October. Okay,
that's what you call five fucking weeks of shows straight
can't stop, Wiggedy won't stop. I'll also be in Chicago
during the month of October the twentieth and twenty first.
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All tickets all information is available at Michael Rapaportcomedy dot
com migody Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. Come see me at
Salt Lake City, Stanford, Connecticut, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Chicago,
and there's more dates, but those are the ones that
are in your face. Any of you guys are fantasy
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football players. I know that your fantasy football draft is lurking.
I know that your fantasy football draft is looming. I
hope you have been mock drafting. I hope you have
been duress mock drafting.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I hope you have been.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Figuring out who you want and who you don't want want. Okay,
I hope you are prepared. If you haven't already dominated
your drafts. You must know your guys and get your guys.
Said it once, I've said it a kazillion times. When
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it comes to fantasy football drafting, it's very, very, very
very important to know who you want, but it's almost,
if not more important, to know who you don't want.
Comprende Kapiche going there like a fucking wrecking ball, going
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there like fucking George Foreman in his prime, throwing bombs. Haymakers.
Prepare for the draft. The draft should be fun. Your
fantasy football draft should be fun. If you're prepared. Okay,
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dominate the draft. You're in the best position possible to
dominate the league. Dominate the draft. You're in the best
position possible to dominate the league. We've had one draft.
My money league fucking won the fucking draft. Listen, I'm
not gonna bore you with who we picked, who we
didn't pick, Who we got, who we didn't got. That's
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for another time. But the think tank at the Iron
Rappaport Stereo podcast. The think tank at the Iron Rappaport
Stereo Podcast, we prep mock draft. Of course, we created
the Duress mock draft. Everybody knows about duressmock drafting. We prepared,
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the work was done by the time we got to
the fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And up next.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Up next is Booie Baba Booie and those big fucking
horse lips, big fucking horse lips and big fucking horse teeth. Okay,
baboon mouth yuck mouth. His mouth is like a big
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pile of shit and mud, dirty grass, mixed in with
some sprinkles of cement, mixed in with an entire restaurant.
You know, the end of the night when they throw
out the half eaten food, You stir that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's the smell that you get when Gorilla lip Baba
Booey opens his fucking mouth. Stern Show fantasy football draft
is up next. It's all and only. It's all and
only about domination. That horse tooth, gorilla mouth motherfucker. We
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have not won that fantasy football league. But let me
tell you something, this is the year. I'm gonna stuff
that old bad knee. That gorilla's got bad fucking knees,
he's got bad fucking.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Breath, he's got a bad digestive system.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm gonna stuff that motherfucker in one of those industrial
size jet black garbage bags and I'm gonna dump them
in the East River for once and for all. And
let me tell you something, there ain't gonna be no floating.
Those teeth will go right to the bottom of the
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East River, right to the bottom of the East River.
I'm thinking, if we win that fantasy football league, Rapaports
the Light aka a history of violence aka.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Make it stuff, make it stop.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The winner of the twenty twenty three Stern Show Fantasy
Football League should have the opportunity consensually, of course, to
have sex consensually, of course, with whoever he wants. He
should be able to pick and choose whoever he wants,
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because I'm planning on that winner being me and I'm
planning on consensually having my way with bab bab Booie.
Shave him down, oil him up, shave down, oil up,
and do the damn thing. I also want to suggest
to the Stern Show Fantasy football league, the loser of
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the league, the loser of the league.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Should have to floss Gary's teeth.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Bob Bob Booie's teeth should be flst each and every
one of them. And normal people, I think we have
twenty four teeth. You know, this guy's got double triples.
This guy's this is like sixty three sixty four teeth.
You should have to floss every one of those teeth.
He's got rows of fucking teeth, you know, like you
see sharks, they got two three of teeth in a row.
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That's what he's got in his gorilla mouth. Anyway, it's
fantasy football season, and right around the corner, boom, right
around the corner NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That dn it Dan dna dan dan it don da
dun It's time, you fuck. I can't wait. I can't
wait till the NFL starts. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Till my Sundays are filled with the thrill of victory,
the agony of defeat.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I want to bury.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
This gorilla mouth ape. I want to bury him. I
want to ruin this motherfucker once and for all. I
want to beat everybody. As somebody was asking me the
other day, I said, what is it about? Is it?
I said, listen in my money league, Yes, I want
the money. But aside from the money, it's the humiliation.
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It's the domination. It's mano Imno, it's me versus you
sometimes man versus monkey in the case of Bababuwie in
the Stern League, and it's about me putting my foot
deep deep in the keyster of whoever I am playing against.
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Oh yeah, igoity, oh yeah. Are you ready for some football?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Fuck yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Are you ready for some fantasy football a figoity fuck yes.
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I'm a captain. You should be a captain too. Hope
everybody in Flora, that is Florida in the place to be,
of course, is okay. I know there's a big storm
hitting any minute now. Hope everybody is good. Hope everybody
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is safe. Hope everybody is saying always always hoping that
everybody is safe and fucking saying out there. There was
another shooting Jacksonville, some racist sick funk. I've already forgotten
about this. This is like old news. Sorry to bring
up old news. It's just another shooting Jacksonville, Florida, in
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the quote unquote Sunshine State, sick racist fuck with a
sick racist manifesto, went into a dollar store, shot up
the fucking place, killed three people. Fortunately it sounds like, oh, well,
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three and then you go, well, it could have been worse,
like that's not that's not that bad. Oh it's only three.
I mean, this is a person who's who's racist. But
this is beyond like even like race. This is just
a sick, sick, fucking nutjob, I mean, a real piece
of shit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Cook. They gotta lock these people up.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And this guy had access to a gun although he
had failed some mental evaluation.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The guns are too easy.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's easier to buy a gun than it is a
car when you're in there getting a car, when you're
in there going to get an Apple phone I had.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I had to go get a new Apple phone last week.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
They jammed me up, real nice and real proper at
the Apple store. It is easier to get a gun
than it is to get an fucking iPhone.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
They put you through the car wash when you go
to get that iPhone. Gun. Some of these states, it's nothing.
It is nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
And the fact that only three people were killed, it's
not even in the news.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's not in the funking news.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
The next day, boom University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill,
sick fucks on campus trying to shoot people. School just started.
Uh and apparently this is an Asian gentleman.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Listen, I listen. I don't care if.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You're white, Black, Chinese, Portuguese, Japanese. I don't care what
your what you're thinking, where you're from, what your rationale is.
You're shooting up innocent people. Kill this motherfucker. Okay, I'm
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ready the goddamn guns. Why is it so easy to
get guns in the United States of America? Told you
I had to go get a new iPhone the other day.
Unbeknownst to me, my Apple Care had went out, ran
out two months ago. I had to go to an
iPhone store. I thought they were just going to replace
it for like, you know, one hundred and twenty nine bucks.
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They go, no, you got a broken backscreen. In order
to fix that, it's five ninety nine plus taxica. What
the fuck man, what am I gonna What am I
gonna do with that five ninety nine plus tax that's
like six hundred something bucks just to get it, just
to get it fixed. Said it might as well get
a new phone. They go, oh, well, the new phone
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bump up up up, I mean they cut. They went,
there must be a button, you know when you go
into a bank and you say you want you want
to rob the bank. I don't know that that's it.
And you say you want it like I like, I've
done that. I've never done that. But you know how
you hear when somebody goes into a bank and they say,
you know, you want to rob the bank. Uh, that's
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that's what it's like. Alarms go off when you tell
them you want a new phone. I mean, they fucking
roll out the carpet. Man, the red carpet comes out, streamers, balloons,
half a seat. Normally, they don't let you fucking sit down,
get your something to do. And this isn't because I'm
the gringo man dingo. This isn't because I'm the raging bullshitter.
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They didn't know who the fuck I was. As soon
as they heard I wanted a new phone, they were like,
got them. Then you want two hundred and fifty gigabytes,
you want a terrabyte, you want the Apple plan, you
want the Apple thief and.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Lou if you lose.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It two hundred and fifty nine. I was just like,
I literally could have bought a fucking like a pure
bread horse, a pure bread dog, like from a breeder.
The amount of money I spent on this fucking phone, man,
And you know I can't use a case on my
phone because I find when I use a case, that's
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how we wind up getting the tennis elbow. Remember I
had tennis elbow. Guys, ladies, gentlemen, rap the pack worldwide.
Remember I had tennis elbow a couple of months ago.
I found that when I hold the phone a certain
way for too long, it gives me tennis elbow. But
it doesn't happen when I hold the phone with no case.
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I don't know it's the sizing it, whatever the case is,
whatever the thing is.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But of course you know you're getting a new phone.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You're spending money to buy a pure bread dog or
like an exotic animal, a pet. I don't know how
much it is to buy a horse, but I know
I could have made a down payment on a horse
the amount of money that I spent on this phone.
Gotta get a new case, new phone, new case. I
phoned fourteen plus one terabyte because I have two oh
whatever that had me in there jammed up out or
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hour forty five minutes of checking this, checking that, calling Verizon,
switching my service, doing this, doing that, and then there
was more snaffoos and more problems.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
They're giving me a drink, so I'm surprised they don't
have a barista in there.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The only thing that they don't have in the Apple
Store is a fucking barista apple coffee. They should open
up a fucking coffee shop in the Apple Store because
when they when they get you in there, man, I
could have got a fucking I'm surprised they are manicures, pedicures,
back massages, get your fucking haircut, shit shave shower. The
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amount of money I spent, the amount of time I
spent in there.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Jammed me up.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Real nice, real proper liked podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Anyway, I hope everybody's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I hope everybody is nobody affected by any of these
violent crimes. And these are just the crimes that get
the attention every fucking weekends, a nightmare all over the place.
But it could happen to you. I'm not talking about
getting shot. It could happen to you. According to the
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hard body karate Republicans, it could happen to you, you funks,
because if it happens to Dick Steine Donald Trump, if
pig Dick Donald Trump, one of the greatest criminals in
American history, in my opinion, the greatest criminal in American
history unless he gets caught. But what a run, What
a fucking run. But that's their new slogan.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
If it's happening to him, it could happen to you.
That's my Marjorie Taylor Green voice.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
If it's happening then Donald Trump, why can't it happened
to you?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They arrested him, they brought him in like a common criminal.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's because he is. That's because he is a common criminal.
You muppet face, a ring attained. But you people need
to realize if they could drag in and indict our president,
he's not.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Your fucking president. He lost.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
If you still think that he's your acting president, you
can say I wish he was my president. You can
say my favorite president of all time, but he ain't
your fucking president. That's called being in denial. That's called
not being in reality.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's cold. Uh. Do we need to throw you in
a rubber room? Hmm?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Do we need to throw you in a fucking rubber room?
Because these montherfuckers are deranged. They buy everything this pig
dix named Donald Trump says. When they know he's lying.
It could be as simple as saying. When he went
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in for his mug shot last week in Fulton County, Georgia,
pig Dick Donald Trump self reported that he was six
foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds. Do you know
that Muhammad Ali, the greatest of all time, the champ,
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was actually six foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds
in his prime. He went up to about two hundred
and twenty two hundred and twenty two after he came
back when he was taken out of boxing. During his prime,
he was six foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds.
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And you're gonna tell me, pig Dick Donald Trump, you
with a straight face, self reported yourself as six foot three,
two fifteen You fat fuck. I last week on the
im Rappaport Stereo podcast, I predicted that this fat fuck
would tip the scales between two hundred and forty five
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and two hundred and fifty pounds. And I'm sure he
had starved himself to get to two hundred and forty
five two hundred and fifty pounds, Maybe went on some
sort of He doesn't have the self discipline to do that.
He can't go on a green juice fast, a cleanse.
Can't do it. This fat fuck tried to tell the
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world that he's six three two fifteen like the champ,
the greatest of all time. Float like a butterfly, sting
like a bee. Rumble, young man, rum We'll get the
fuck out of here. You fed funk you you think
that you're pulling the wool over my eyes. But he's
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his supporters with Trump adoration syndrome. They abide pig dick
Donald Trump like the rest of us abide the dude
from the big Lebowski. They abide pig dick Donald Trump
like the rest of the world abides the dude. Miles Jordan,
play little Lebowski Here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Dude, wonder anybody see you again? I wouldn't miss the
simias they've been going. Oh you know, strikes and gutters,
ups and downs. I'm sure I've got you. Yeah, thanks Gary.
Well take care, man, I gotta get back.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Sure, take it easy, dude, Oh yeah I know that
you will. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well, the dude of binds.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Keep on abiding, pig Dick, keep on believing and accepting
everything that he says. You have Trump adoration syndrome hashtag
t A S you love being lied to.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Is it because you are so unfulfilled in your own
personal life? Is it because you are so unfulfilled in
what you wanted to accomplish? You came short of all
the dreams, hopes and goals that you ever had for yourself.
That you will accept whatever Dickstein Donald Trump says to you,
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You poor pricks and cadaver Joe. I've said it once
on this podcast. I've said it a million times. Cadaver
Joe ain't no fucking prize, corrupt cadaver Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And when I say that, I know some.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
People the back of the fucking hairs on their next stand,
I'm like, oh, well, he's better than Trump.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Why can't we do better than Trump and corrupt cadaver
Joe Biden? Why can't they all be good?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Why does it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Come to a point where we have to accept, Yes,
they're all fucking scumbags. It's just a matter of levels.
There's levels to this shit. Sleepy Joe, He's hanging on
for dear life. Pig dick Donald Trump four times indicted,
one mugshot, taken, two times, impeached, has lee and winning
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the Republican Party, this motherfucker if he goes to jail,
and they said his first case, the first case is
going to court March fourth. That's sixteen days before for
my fifty fourth birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
God damn it. I'm gonna be fifty four. Goddamn it. Oh,
but that's gonna be marvelous.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Whoo. That is gonna be marvelous if that actually happens.
But this is where we are. I mean, one a
shit week. It was for pig dick Donald Trump, and
he raised seven point one million dollars after that mugshot
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came out. Pig dick Donald Trump raised seven point one
million dollars seven point one And these same people complain
about cadaver Joe Biden and how he has ran this
economy into the ground. These same people complain about cadaver
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Joe Biden and the inflation.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And the taxes and the interest rates.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yet you have collectively seven point one million dollars to
donate in three days after this fuck That was like,
that was like a fucking tramp stamp for these people.
That was literally like a tramp stamp. Jesse Palmer, Greg Guttfield,
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Tucker Carlson, who just a couple of weeks ago, said
I don't care about politics. I care about ideas.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Funk, you don't. You don't care about politics?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Why do you only talk about politics every single day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
On your news show on x formerly known as Twitter?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
And then, to top it all off, more bullshit slob
dick Donald Trump, he posted on truth Social I am
pleased to report for those that care. Nobody cares, you
fat fuck that I just won the senior club championship.
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Must be fifty years old to enter at Bedminster Trump
National Golf Course, shooting around of sixty seven. Now, some
people think that sounds low, but there is no hanky
lanky many people watch. Plus I am surrounded by secret
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service agents. Not much you could do even if you
wanted to. Of course you wanted to. You always want
to cheat, you fuck, and I don't. He says, for
some reason, I am just a good golfer slash athlete.
I have won many club championships and it's always a
great honor. You fat, cheating, fat, greasy, diaper wearing motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I'm not a big golf person, but even I know
that shooting.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
A round of sixty seven, that's like Tiger Woods type shit.
That's master's golf tournament type shit. That's when you put
on that green jacket. That's like my man Chevy Chase
in Caddyshack levels. That's that happy Gilmore. That shooting mcgevin,
and you want us to believe you, you fat fuck
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shot at sixty seven. You think those Secret Service agents
would say anything. They say, you pick your nose and
eat it, you fat fuck you pick your nose and
eat it. They've seen worse than you cheating on a
golf course, you fat fuck you.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean, I could go on and on about this pig.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pig dick, not big dick, big no pig pe pe
pe pe pig dick. Anyway, I don't know what else.
I don't know what else. I know that we had
some great podcasts coming up. I know that the Alan
Hughes podcast was world class podcasting, I mean, true blue
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museum quality podcasting. I know that I am a disruptive warrior,
a fucking disruptive warrior, kung fu fighting.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
All day, every day with disruption, Hiah, you fuck you anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
If you guys have Fantasy football drafts, know your guys,
get your guys, Know your guys, get your fucking guys,
dominate that fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Talk shit relentlessly. Breathe, breathe during the draft. Do not panic.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
There's nothing to about. There's nothing to fear except for
fear itself. And the only fear you should have in
your fantasy football draft is if you are not prepared anyway.
I told you, guys, I'm coming to Salt Lake City,
all right, I'll be in Salt Lake City. The seventh, eighth,
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and ninth, Stanford, Connecticut, the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth, San Diego,
the twenty first, twenty second, twenty third in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh
Steel waving that fucking steel towel, the twenty ninth and
thirtieth of September.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
All tickets.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
All information is availing about Michael Rappaportcomedy dot Com. Got
Jorge Mobs Deval coming up on the podcast soon, got
Jamie Kennedy Malibu's Most Wanted Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Got Bernard Hopkins,
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Young Shooter is looming. He'll be back on the next
nine Rapaport Stereo podcast. So much to say, so much disruption.
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Of the summer, and we will soon be in the fall. Joyot.
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While it is here, folks, Labor Day is around the corner,
and then you shift. Next thing you know, motherfuckers will
be dressing up is Edward Scissorhands dressing up like Diana
Ross and the Supremes because it'll be Halloween before we
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Lake City the seventh, eighth, and ninth. I will be
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be in San Diego September twenty first, twenty second, twenty third.
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Salt Lake City, Stanford, Connecticut, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Chicago,
and there's more dates, but those are the ones that
are in your face. Any of you guys are fantasy
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football players. I know that your fantasy football draft is lurking.
I know that your fantasy football draft is looming. I
hope you have been mock drafting. I hope you have
been duress mock drafting.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I hope you have been.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Figuring out who you want and who you don't want want. Okay,
I hope you are prepared. If you haven't already dominated
your drafts. You must know your guys and get your guys.
Said it once, I've said it a kazillion times. When
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it comes to fantasy football drafting, it's very, very, very
very important to know who you want, but it's almost,
if not more important, to know who you don't want.
Comprende Kapiche going there like a fucking wrecking ball, going
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there like fucking George Foreman in his prime, throwing bombs. Haymakers.
Prepare for the draft. The draft should be fun. Your
fantasy football draft should be fun. If you're prepared. Okay,
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dominate the draft. You're in the best position possible to
dominate the league. Dominate the draft. You're in the best
position possible to dominate the league. We've had one draft.
My money league fucking won the fucking draft. Listen, I'm
not gonna bore you with who we picked, who we
didn't pick, Who we got, who we didn't got. That's
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for another time. But the think tank at the Iron
Rappaport Stereo podcast. The think tank at the Iron Rappaport
Stereo Podcast, we prep mock draft. Of course, we created
the Duress mock draft. Everybody knows about duressmock drafting. We prepared,
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the work was done by the time we got to
the fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And up next.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Up next is Booie Baba Booie and those big fucking
horse lips, big fucking horse lips and big fucking horse teeth. Okay,
baboon mouth yuck mouth. His mouth is like a big
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pile of shit and mud, dirty grass, mixed in with
some sprinkles of cement, mixed in with an entire restaurant.
You know, the end of the night when they throw
out the half eaten food, You stir that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All in a barrel.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's the smell that you get when Gorilla lip Baba
Booey opens his fucking mouth. Stern Show fantasy football draft
is up next. It's all and only. It's all and
only about domination. That horse tooth, gorilla mouth motherfucker. We
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have not won that fantasy football league. But let me
tell you something, this is the year. I'm gonna stuff
that old bad knee. That gorilla's got bad fucking knees,
he's got bad fucking.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Breath, he's got a bad digestive system.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm gonna stuff that motherfucker in one of those industrial
size jet black garbage bags and I'm gonna dump them
in the East River for once and for all. And
let me tell you something, there ain't gonna be no floating.
Those teeth will go right to the bottom of the
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East River, right to the bottom of the East River.
I'm thinking, if we win that fantasy football league, Rapaports
the Light aka a history of violence aka.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Make it stuff, make it stop.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The winner of the twenty twenty three Stern Show Fantasy
Football League should have the opportunity consensually, of course, to
have sex consensually, of course, with whoever he wants. He
should be able to pick and choose whoever he wants,
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because I'm planning on that winner being me and I'm
planning on consensually having my way with bab bab Booie.
Shave him down, oil him up, shave down, oil up,
and do the damn thing. I also want to suggest
to the Stern Show Fantasy football league, the loser of
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the league, the loser of the league.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Should have to floss Gary's teeth.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Bob Bob Booie's teeth should be flst each and every
one of them. And normal people, I think we have
twenty four teeth. You know, this guy's got double triples.
This guy's this is like sixty three sixty four teeth.
You should have to floss every one of those teeth.
He's got rows of fucking teeth, you know, like you
see sharks, they got two three of teeth in a row.
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That's what he's got in his gorilla mouth. Anyway, it's
fantasy football season, and right around the corner, boom, right
around the corner NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
That dn it Dan dna dan dan it don da
dun It's time, you fuck. I can't wait. I can't
wait till the NFL starts. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Till my Sundays are filled with the thrill of victory,
the agony of defeat.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I want to bury.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
This gorilla mouth ape. I want to bury him. I
want to ruin this motherfucker once and for all. I
want to beat everybody. As somebody was asking me the
other day, I said, what is it about? Is it?
I said, listen in my money league, Yes, I want
the money. But aside from the money, it's the humiliation.
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It's the domination. It's mano Imno, it's me versus you
sometimes man versus monkey in the case of Bababuwie in
the Stern League, and it's about me putting my foot
deep deep in the keyster of whoever I am playing against.
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Oh yeah, igoity, oh yeah. Are you ready for some football?
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Fuck yeah?
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of course, is okay. I know there's a big storm
hitting any minute now. Hope everybody is good. Hope everybody
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is safe. Hope everybody is saying always always hoping that
everybody is safe and fucking saying out there. There was
another shooting Jacksonville, some racist sick funk. I've already forgotten
about this. This is like old news. Sorry to bring
up old news. It's just another shooting Jacksonville, Florida, in
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the quote unquote Sunshine State, sick racist fuck with a
sick racist manifesto, went into a dollar store, shot up
the fucking place, killed three people. Fortunately it sounds like, oh, well,
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three and then you go, well, it could have been worse,
like that's not that's not that bad. Oh it's only three.
I mean, this is a person who's who's racist. But
this is beyond like even like race. This is just
a sick, sick, fucking nutjob, I mean, a real piece
of shit.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Cook. They gotta lock these people up.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And this guy had access to a gun although he
had failed some mental evaluation.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The guns are too easy.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's easier to buy a gun than it is a
car when you're in there getting a car, when you're
in there going to get an Apple phone I had.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I had to go get a new Apple phone last week.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
They jammed me up, real nice and real proper at
the Apple store. It is easier to get a gun
than it is to get an fucking iPhone.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
They put you through the car wash when you go
to get that iPhone. Gun. Some of these states, it's nothing.
It is nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
And the fact that only three people were killed, it's
not even in the news.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's not in the funking news.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
The next day, boom University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill,
sick fucks on campus trying to shoot people. School just started.
Uh and apparently this is an Asian gentleman.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Listen, I listen. I don't care if.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You're white, Black, Chinese, Portuguese, Japanese. I don't care what
your what you're thinking, where you're from, what your rationale is.
You're shooting up innocent people. Kill this motherfucker. Okay, I'm
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ready the goddamn guns. Why is it so easy to
get guns in the United States of America? Told you
I had to go get a new iPhone the other day.
Unbeknownst to me, my Apple Care had went out, ran
out two months ago. I had to go to an
iPhone store. I thought they were just going to replace
it for like, you know, one hundred and twenty nine bucks.
(16:21):
They go, no, you got a broken backscreen. In order
to fix that, it's five ninety nine plus taxica. What
the fuck man, what am I gonna What am I
gonna do with that five ninety nine plus tax that's
like six hundred something bucks just to get it, just
to get it fixed. Said it might as well get
a new phone. They go, oh, well, the new phone
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bump up up up, I mean they cut. They went,
there must be a button, you know when you go
into a bank and you say you want you want
to rob the bank. I don't know that that's it.
And you say you want it like I like, I've
done that. I've never done that. But you know how
you hear when somebody goes into a bank and they say,
you know, you want to rob the bank. Uh, that's
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that's what it's like. Alarms go off when you tell
them you want a new phone. I mean, they fucking
roll out the carpet. Man, the red carpet comes out, streamers, balloons,
half a seat. Normally, they don't let you fucking sit down,
get your something to do. And this isn't because I'm
the gringo man dingo. This isn't because I'm the raging bullshitter.
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They didn't know who the fuck I was. As soon
as they heard I wanted a new phone, they were like,
got them. Then you want two hundred and fifty gigabytes,
you want a terrabyte, you want the Apple plan, you
want the Apple thief and.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Lou if you lose.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It two hundred and fifty nine. I was just like,
I literally could have bought a fucking like a pure
bread horse, a pure bread dog, like from a breeder.
The amount of money I spent on this fucking phone, man,
And you know I can't use a case on my
phone because I find when I use a case, that's
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how we wind up getting the tennis elbow. Remember I
had tennis elbow. Guys, ladies, gentlemen, rap the pack worldwide.
Remember I had tennis elbow a couple of months ago.
I found that when I hold the phone a certain
way for too long, it gives me tennis elbow. But
it doesn't happen when I hold the phone with no case.
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I don't know it's the sizing it, whatever the case is,
whatever the thing is.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But of course you know you're getting a new phone.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
You're spending money to buy a pure bread dog or
like an exotic animal, a pet. I don't know how
much it is to buy a horse, but I know
I could have made a down payment on a horse
the amount of money that I spent on this phone.
Gotta get a new case, new phone, new case. I
phoned fourteen plus one terabyte because I have two oh
whatever that had me in there jammed up out or
(19:00):
hour forty five minutes of checking this, checking that, calling Verizon,
switching my service, doing this, doing that, and then there
was more snaffoos and more problems.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
They're giving me a drink, so I'm surprised they don't
have a barista in there.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The only thing that they don't have in the Apple
Store is a fucking barista apple coffee. They should open
up a fucking coffee shop in the Apple Store because
when they when they get you in there, man, I
could have got a fucking I'm surprised they are manicures, pedicures,
back massages, get your fucking haircut, shit shave shower. The
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amount of money I spent, the amount of time I
spent in there.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Jammed me up.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Real nice, real proper liked podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Anyway, I hope everybody's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I hope everybody is nobody affected by any of these
violent crimes. And these are just the crimes that get
the attention every fucking weekends, a nightmare all over the place.
But it could happen to you. I'm not talking about
getting shot. It could happen to you. According to the
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hard body karate Republicans, it could happen to you, you funks,
because if it happens to Dick Steine Donald Trump, if
pig Dick Donald Trump, one of the greatest criminals in
American history, in my opinion, the greatest criminal in American
history unless he gets caught. But what a run, What
a fucking run. But that's their new slogan.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
If it's happening to him, it could happen to you.
That's my Marjorie Taylor Green voice.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
If it's happening then Donald Trump, why can't it happened
to you?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
They arrested him, they brought him in like a common criminal.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's because he is. That's because he is a common criminal.
You muppet face, a ring attained. But you people need
to realize if they could drag in and indict our president,
he's not.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Your fucking president. He lost.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
If you still think that he's your acting president, you
can say I wish he was my president. You can
say my favorite president of all time, but he ain't
your fucking president. That's called being in denial. That's called
not being in reality.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's cold. Uh. Do we need to throw you in
a rubber room? Hmm?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Do we need to throw you in a fucking rubber room?
Because these montherfuckers are deranged. They buy everything this pig
dix named Donald Trump says. When they know he's lying.
It could be as simple as saying. When he went
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in for his mug shot last week in Fulton County, Georgia,
pig Dick Donald Trump self reported that he was six
foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds. Do you know
that Muhammad Ali, the greatest of all time, the champ,
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was actually six foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds
in his prime. He went up to about two hundred
and twenty two hundred and twenty two after he came
back when he was taken out of boxing. During his prime,
he was six foot three, two hundred and fifteen pounds.
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And you're gonna tell me, pig Dick Donald Trump, you
with a straight face, self reported yourself as six foot three,
two fifteen You fat fuck. I last week on the
im Rappaport Stereo podcast, I predicted that this fat fuck
would tip the scales between two hundred and forty five
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and two hundred and fifty pounds. And I'm sure he
had starved himself to get to two hundred and forty
five two hundred and fifty pounds, Maybe went on some
sort of He doesn't have the self discipline to do that.
He can't go on a green juice fast, a cleanse.
Can't do it. This fat fuck tried to tell the
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world that he's six three two fifteen like the champ,
the greatest of all time. Float like a butterfly, sting
like a bee. Rumble, young man, rum We'll get the
fuck out of here. You fed funk you you think
that you're pulling the wool over my eyes. But he's
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his supporters with Trump adoration syndrome. They abide pig dick
Donald Trump like the rest of us abide the dude
from the big Lebowski. They abide pig dick Donald Trump
like the rest of the world abides the dude. Miles Jordan,
play little Lebowski Here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Dude, wonder anybody see you again? I wouldn't miss the
simias they've been going. Oh you know, strikes and gutters,
ups and downs. I'm sure I've got you. Yeah, thanks Gary.
Well take care, man, I gotta get back.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Sure, take it easy, dude, Oh yeah I know that
you will. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Well, the dude of binds.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Keep on abiding, pig Dick, keep on believing and accepting
everything that he says. You have Trump adoration syndrome hashtag
t A S you love being lied to.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Is it because you are so unfulfilled in your own
personal life? Is it because you are so unfulfilled in
what you wanted to accomplish? You came short of all
the dreams, hopes and goals that you ever had for yourself.
That you will accept whatever Dickstein Donald Trump says to you,
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You poor pricks and cadaver Joe. I've said it once
on this podcast. I've said it a million times. Cadaver
Joe ain't no fucking prize, corrupt cadaver Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And when I say that, I know some.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
People the back of the fucking hairs on their next stand,
I'm like, oh, well, he's better than Trump.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Why can't we do better than Trump and corrupt cadaver
Joe Biden? Why can't they all be good?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Why does it.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Come to a point where we have to accept, Yes,
they're all fucking scumbags. It's just a matter of levels.
There's levels to this shit. Sleepy Joe, He's hanging on
for dear life. Pig dick Donald Trump four times indicted,
one mugshot, taken, two times, impeached, has lee and winning
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the Republican Party, this motherfucker if he goes to jail,
and they said his first case, the first case is
going to court March fourth. That's sixteen days before for
my fifty fourth birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
God damn it. I'm gonna be fifty four. Goddamn it. Oh,
but that's gonna be marvelous.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Whoo. That is gonna be marvelous if that actually happens.
But this is where we are. I mean, one a
shit week. It was for pig dick Donald Trump, and
he raised seven point one million dollars after that mugshot
(27:34):
came out. Pig dick Donald Trump raised seven point one
million dollars seven point one And these same people complain
about cadaver Joe Biden and how he has ran this
economy into the ground. These same people complain about cadaver
(27:57):
Joe Biden and the inflation.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And the taxes and the interest rates.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yet you have collectively seven point one million dollars to
donate in three days after this fuck That was like,
that was like a fucking tramp stamp for these people.
That was literally like a tramp stamp. Jesse Palmer, Greg Guttfield,
(28:28):
Tucker Carlson, who just a couple of weeks ago, said
I don't care about politics. I care about ideas.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Funk, you don't. You don't care about politics?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Why do you only talk about politics every single day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
On your news show on x formerly known as Twitter?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
And then, to top it all off, more bullshit slob
dick Donald Trump, he posted on truth Social I am
pleased to report for those that care. Nobody cares, you
fat fuck that I just won the senior club championship.
(29:11):
Must be fifty years old to enter at Bedminster Trump
National Golf Course, shooting around of sixty seven. Now, some
people think that sounds low, but there is no hanky
lanky many people watch. Plus I am surrounded by secret
(29:32):
service agents. Not much you could do even if you
wanted to. Of course you wanted to. You always want
to cheat, you fuck, and I don't. He says, for
some reason, I am just a good golfer slash athlete.
I have won many club championships and it's always a
great honor. You fat, cheating, fat, greasy, diaper wearing motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I'm not a big golf person, but even I know
that shooting.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
A round of sixty seven, that's like Tiger Woods type shit.
That's master's golf tournament type shit. That's when you put
on that green jacket. That's like my man Chevy Chase
in Caddyshack levels. That's that happy Gilmore. That shooting mcgevin,
and you want us to believe you, you fat fuck
(30:26):
shot at sixty seven. You think those Secret Service agents
would say anything. They say, you pick your nose and
eat it, you fat fuck you pick your nose and
eat it. They've seen worse than you cheating on a
golf course, you fat fuck you.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean, I could go on and on about this pig.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pig dick, not big dick, big no pig pe pe
pe pe pig dick. Anyway, I don't know what else.
I don't know what else. I know that we had
some great podcasts coming up. I know that the Alan
Hughes podcast was world class podcasting, I mean, true blue
(31:13):
museum quality podcasting. I know that I am a disruptive warrior,
a fucking disruptive warrior, kung fu fighting.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
All day, every day with disruption, Hiah, you fuck you anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
If you guys have Fantasy football drafts, know your guys,
get your guys, Know your guys, get your fucking guys,
dominate that fucking draft.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Talk shit relentlessly. Breathe, breathe during the draft. Do not panic.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
There's nothing to about. There's nothing to fear except for
fear itself. And the only fear you should have in
your fantasy football draft is if you are not prepared anyway.
I told you, guys, I'm coming to Salt Lake City,
all right, I'll be in Salt Lake City. The seventh, eighth,
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and ninth, Stanford, Connecticut, the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth, San Diego,
the twenty first, twenty second, twenty third in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh
Steel waving that fucking steel towel, the twenty ninth and
thirtieth of September.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
All tickets.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
All information is availing about Michael Rappaportcomedy dot Com. Got
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Young Shooter is looming. He'll be back on the next
nine Rapaport Stereo podcast. So much to say, so much disruption.
Just keep your fucking head on a swivel, Miles Jordan Ak,
The Bleach Brothers a k a.
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The Dust Brothers.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Take me out of you with something real nice, yes.
Take me out of it with something real nice. Yes,
but most of only take me out of you with
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