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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Boom brand new Banging I am Rapaport Stereo podcast is
here eighty have no fear on today's Banging. I am
rap Reports Stereo Podcast. My take, the only take that
matters on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelse. I break this
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down as only I can do. Plus, you know I'm
not a college football guy. But the jealousy, the envy,
the excitement of Dion Sanders, Neon Dion Sanders in college
football who I love? I love Neon Dion when he
was in college. I loved them with the Yankees, the
Atlanta Falcons. I loved them with the Dallas Cowboys in
(00:54):
San Francisco, forty nine ers. Everybody loves Neon Dion. Plus,
I am going to have a special guest, my guy
Lane Frank, who is fifteen fifteen years old, fifteen one five.
He's got a dope podcast. He knows everything about college football.
I want his take and his pick on Colorado. Who
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is going into California to play USC. It's USC versus
Neon Dion's Colorado football team. I want his pick. I
want to know what I should do with the schmney.
So I got my man Lane Frank, who is the
host of a podcast called school Yard Sports plus Dick
stan and Donald Trump found guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty one
(01:41):
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hope everybody is feeling real sane. Name is Michael Rappaport
aka the Gringo Man Dango ak, the Inflamed Asha Nazi
(02:25):
aka the Sultan of Sniff. Now rocking with the very
very very best. I am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. What a week?
What a week? I don't even know where to start.
Sometimes I just you just gotta throw a dart at
the wall. But nonetheless, I hope everybody's feeling real good.
(02:47):
I hope everybody's feeling real safe, and I hope everybody's
feeling real sane, both mentally and physically. I am Rapport
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and twenty first of October. I am in Chicago. Is
shytown in the place to be. I am in Chicago
the twentieth and the twenty first at the City Winery.
And then Boom just announced Boom. Two shows in Vegas. Bitch,
(03:39):
I'm in Vegas, bitch. Oh yeah, November two, November third,
two shows in Las Vegas. Motherfucker. We're getting whacky in Vegas.
It's Bravo Con that weekend, and I'm doing some shows.
I'm at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club, two shows, eleven
(04:01):
thirty pm. If you know anything about me, you know
that's late. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
And if you're in Vegas, you gotta behavior like you're
in Vegas. So I will be in Vegas November two,
November third, at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club. These shows
are going to sell out, okay, because it ain't a
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big Club, and then I'm in Rebo Beach November ninth,
and then I'm in Richmond, Virginia the tenth and eleventh,
which happens to be my wife's birthday weekend, so she's pumped.
She's gonna be with me in Richmond, Virginia. What Happened
Virginia is for lovers. And then November seventeen, eighteenth, I'll
be in Saint Louis And the rest is on the schedule,
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but I'm moving and grooven all fall and winter. All tickets,
all informations available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. But most importantly,
we have Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Chicago coming up. And like I said, Vegas, baby,
Huh Vegas? Anyway, where should I start? The hooplah? The
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little dick energy, the frenzy that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey has brought out from this country is amazing. First
of all, let's talk with the little dick energy. So
many player hating ass. I mean, if it's not about race,
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it's about politics. If it's not about politics, it's just
about being a jealous ass. How if you don't know
anything about football, and I know a lot of you do,
and some of you don't. Travis Keunce is a good looking, cool,
smooth oo swaggy, genuine, likable, incredible, generational football player. He's
(06:11):
a generational talent. He might already be considered statistically, statistically
the greatest tight end ever. Reference if you don't know
anything about football tight end, the other great tight ends
historically that you might know of our Rob Gronkowski, everybody
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knows the Grunk, Shannon Sharp, Kellen Winslow to name a few.
Travis Kelcey might be better than all of them. And
I don't think he's reached his peak yet barring injury.
So that's just who he is as a football player.
(06:54):
He's a two time Super Bowl champion. He's like Patrick Mahomes,
Scottie Pippen. We all know Patrick Mahome. He ain't just
my homeboy, he ain't just your homeboy. He's everybody's homeboy.
He's like Patrick Mahomes, Scottie Pippen. When they do the
last dance of the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes,
(07:18):
there'll be a whole section, whole chapter, a whole episode
on Travis kelce This is for my non football following fans.
Just like when I'm talking about Housewives pop culture, I
like to break it down for my non pop culture
Housewives Bravo fans. That being said, Travis kelce has dated
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a bunch of Instagram chicks. I don't know who they are,
model chicks, mostly black girls, badass chicks. He always handled
himself with class. He dances, He fucks on the field,
and he fucks off the field. Travis Kelcey fucks on
the field and fucks off the field. But even if
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you're a Kansas City Chief hater and you love the
Buffalo Bills and you love the Raiders and all the
other teams that have historically had rivalries with the Kansas
City Chiefs, everybody respects Travis Kelcey. Here's become more and
(08:23):
more popular simply because the Kansas City Chiefs have become
more and more on their way to being a dynasty,
if they aren't already a dynasty. They've won two Super Bowls,
they lost to Tom Brady, they make it to AFC Championships.
They reimagined what offense is like in the NFL. And
(08:47):
Travis kelce is that fucking guy. He's white, he's good looking,
he dances. His brother also plays for the Philadelphia Eagles.
It's a great story. It's a great American story. Imagine
having two kids that play in the NFL. To remind
everybody again from my non football fans, Travis Kelson plays
(09:10):
for the Chiefs and his brother Jason Kelce is the
center for the Philadelphia Eagles who lost to the Chiefs.
A great story. Travis Kels didn't come out of nowhere.
Travis Kelst's been that dude for the last five or
six years, and it's just gotten bigger and bigger. No Bruno,
and it's gotten more and more popular because of their
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success and their likability and their podcasts and their commercials.
It's all earned, not given the fact that now he's
allegedly dating Taylor Swift is just the cherry on top. Now.
If you remember, I met Swifty, okay, and she couldn't
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have been nicer, She couldn't have been more enthusiastic. Whenever
you see Swifty, she seems like she's having a great time.
Does she seem a little bit over the top, Yes?
Does she seem like a geek? Yes? I watched her
documentary years ago and I was like, I respect Swifty.
She writes her own songs. She's do I need to
okay for you non Swifty fans, I'll break it down
like I just did Travis Kells. She's the biggest pop
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star in the world. I said to my wife, is
she like Madonna in terms of pop star? She goes
bigger than Madonna? But that would be like for people
our age. We to quate that, Like, you know, I
don't listen to Swifty music. I don't know one of
her songs, but I know who Swifty is. Met her
at the garden. Couldn't have been nicer. She took a
(10:36):
pick with me, I took a pick with her. Everything
was everything. But she showed up at the game this weekend.
Did she seem like she was, you know, a little
not gassed up, just having a fucking She's a goof ball.
I think Taylor Swift is a bamby eyed bitch, and
I say that with respect. Who's also goofy and geeky.
(10:58):
She's a musical savant. Of course he's gonna be goofy
and geeky. Just because she's has model good looks and
runway good looks doesn't mean she could escape the fact
that she's a musical savant, geeky goofball. She's young, Travis
Kelce is young. Why are you worried about them? Can
a stick man stick? Yes, Travis Kels is on his
(11:20):
way to becoming a stick man. Is he Pete Davidson
level No, Pete Davidson is dating some other fucking model
slash actress, drop dead knock a building down, gorgeous East guy.
He was just in a rehab for allegedly being on fentanyl,
not FENTONYL ketamine, ketmine, not FENTONYL ketamine. And he's out boom,
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He's in another relationship. This guy's a serial monogamous, but
he's knocking him down like a bulldozer. This Pete Davidson.
But allegedly Travis Kels is about that life too, and
this is his welcome party to non football fans and
to the stick man culture of the world. But you
(12:05):
got guys like QAnon Klay Travis, you got all these
right wing people politicizing Travis Kelce's fuck style and if
it's Fox styles buck Wan and who he's dating and
him drinking bud Light, And then you got other people,
the Swifties. They're all the Swifties make the Ariana Grande
(12:27):
fans look like pussies. You don't want beef with the Swifties.
I had beef with the Ariana Grande fans. I go
to war with the aria Grande fans again. Before I
went to war with the Swifties. The only fan group
that's crazier than the Swifties is Beyonce's Beehive, respectfully, don't
want any smoke with them. I took on Janet Jackson's bunch,
(12:48):
her old ass fan group. That was nothing. You don't
want war with the Swifties. You do not want war
with the Beehive. But they're very protective over Swifty, as
they should be. She's the leader of a fucking gang,
the Crips, the Blunts MS thirteen respectfully, ain't got nothing
(13:10):
on the Swifties. But let this stick man stick like Swiftyes.
She'll be just fine. She's dated everybody. She'll listen. This relationship.
There's no way it's gonna last. She was at the game,
she's wearing paraphernalia. She's sitting next to Travis and Jason
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Kel's respectfully, their mom. Did it seem too soon? It's
none of my bad. I'm fifty three years old. I
fuck with Swifty, Okay, I fuck with Travis Kelce. Swifty's
thirty three. Ah, she's thirty three, huh. I mean listen,
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this is a big girl. She's out there with the
heavy hitters man' fucking with Joe Jonas and Taylor Lawton, Jake, Jillenhall,
Harry Styles. She knows what the fuck she's doing. She
got this yo, that smile, that goofy laugh, she got this.
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And if you play her to the left, if you
play her to the right, Swift, He's gonna write a
song about your punk ass. Travis Kelson knows that play
games if you want, yo, I wouldn't want any fucking
problems with Swifty, the Swifties, the Swift Ads, or anything
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to do with her. Is she a stick woman? Yeah,
she's also damn near billionaire. But when you guys like
got like Quean On Klay, Travis and all these other guys,
why are you worrying about who? Let them freak off?
They're having a good time. They're young, and never forget haters,
(15:04):
men and women. You would bat your eyes at Taylor
Swift if you saw her in real life, if you
walked into an elevator your heart would flutter and pitter pat,
the same way your heart would flutter and pitter pat
if you walked into an elevator and bumped into Travis Kels.
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Deon Sanders. Deon Sanders is out there coaching at the
University of Colorado. They got stopped real nice and real proper.
And you know, I'm not a college football guy, but
Oregon stopped him, real nice and real proper. I watched it.
They lost badly. It was like fifty to nothing or
forty eight to nothing or forty two of the seven
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or some crazy shit. And the coach of Oregon was
in the locker room saying that we're doing it for wins.
They're doing it for clicks. Play the Tate Miles play,
the pregame speech rooted in substance.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Not flash, rooted in substance. Today we talk with our pads.
You're talking your helmet right every moment. The Cinderella story
is over, man, Right, they're fighting for clicks, we're fighting
for wins.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
There's a difference, right, there's a difference.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
This game ain't gonna be playing in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's gonna played on the grass.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Played on the grass. Let's go there. It is my man.
My man is trying to get his team fired up.
He's doing and saying whatever he needs to say to
get his team fired up. And every again it becomes
about race because it's a white coach doing it, a
white coach getting his team fired up. Why are they
(18:25):
running up the score? The same reason why Dion would
run up the score. He knows what it is. And
I'm a big Neon Dion fan. I like his music
must be the money, the turning me on. I like
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that joint. I like when he was with the Yankees.
I like when he was in Florida. I like when
he was in the forty nine Ers. I even liked
them when he was on the Cowboys. I liked him
when he was the Braves. I like this thirty for thirty.
I like his sunglass. I like Jerry curled Deon Sanders.
I like bolding Deon Sanders, And I like plug job.
You know, Dean Sander's got a plunk job. Everybody likes
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Deon Sanders, but yo, he knows what it is. You're
not just gonna come into college football and win every
single game and you're not out there playing. He gives
the greatest pregame speeches, he gives the greatest interviews, but
he's only the coach and rest ashore. If Oregon lost
(19:30):
to Colorado, you don't think Deonna and the Colorado players
would be talking insane amounts of shit. They were talking
insane amounts of shit before the game. It's football, man,
and I'm sure there's jealousy from the other coaches. Listen,
I'm not mister college football, so I can't give a
lot of insight. I know there's a lot of jealousy
(19:52):
and all that stuff, But at the end of the day,
you get on that that gridiron, you get on that field,
No pep talks matter, No Instagram matters, practice don't matter,
likes don't matter. Your cleats being the flyest don't matter,
(20:13):
your jersey being the newest, the cleanest. The only thing
that matters is which team is going to beat the
other teams as No Bruno, I don't know why people
they were acting like Colorado's gonna win every single game.
They lost that game, They're gonna lose more games. They're
(20:34):
gonna lose more games. And I'm I'm a Dion fan,
but to make it seem like that coach was it
was about race because he said, they're doing it for clicks,
We're doing it for the wins. And of course Oregon
is doing it for clicks. Of course that coach is
doing it because he's getting in his team's head to
prepare them for a game that if they lost. If
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you think that coach was bad, if Oregon lost, what
do you think of Colorado? And what do you think
Deon Sanders would have been saying if they had won
that game? Way way, way more than that. Let d
On do his thing and let the other coaches do
their things. And speaking of Neon Dion Sanders speaking of
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prime time, as I told you, I have a champion.
I have a brilliant mind, truly, a young, brilliant mind
of all things sports. Uh Laine Frank the hosts of
a very popular podcast YouTube channel called school Yard Sports.
(21:46):
He's only fifteen years old and he is, in my opinion,
one of the greatest college football and NFL minds in
the business. And there are tons of them. So I
want to bring in Lane Frank. I want to talk
to you about all things Neon Dion, and I got
(22:06):
a couple other questions for you. How are you, my friend, Lane?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I'm great. How are you?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Thank you so much for the intro. You know, I
love thinking myself as maybe the best college ball mind
in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The single best college football mind in the world.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
How old are you, man, I'm fifteen, So this is
my fourth year with the podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fifteen years old. Golly all right. Well, I'm gonna keep
it clean because I like to, you know, keep my
content age appropriate. So primetime Neon Dion Sanders, Colorado. They
got spanked by Oregon. They're going into UFC. I'm very
open about the fact that I don't follow college football
that much. But you know, the good thing about everything
(22:44):
that is going on with Colorado is that it's making
people like me and abroad and even further, you know,
pay attention to college football. So USC, I think, I said, UFC,
USC is O see a huge college football program. What's
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the spread? What's your prediction on this game this weekend?
If you were a betting man, breakdown this game for me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So if I was a betting man, the spreader now
is USC twenty one and a half. I think that's
basically going off of what happened last week. Coloraod drivers
organ Oregon is a completely different football team from USC.
Oregan plays gritty on offense, gritty on defense. They're not
afraid to smash you in your teeth. USC, on the
other hand, they're different. They're okay with giving up an
eight yard touchdown if that means they score on their
next drive. They just gave up twenty eight points to
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the worst team in the Power Five in Arizona State.
Coloraud has got a great offense led by Dion sun
Shader Sanders. They're gonna do some things. They did some
big things against TCU. Their defense, TCUs defense not so great.
That's why they won that game. Nebraska's defense not so great.
That's why they won that game. I think USCM have
the best offense in the country, but if they can't
play defense, this game is going to be close. At
USC winning very close to this one. It's gonna be
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a shootout. Let's go USC.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Wow. Okay. So the spread now is minus twenty one
USC minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
One, MASS twenty one.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I think that's really just going off what we saw
last week Colorado versus Oregon.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
So that spread's not gonna happen I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think Caleb Williams is the best player in college football,
and I think they're gonna put up thirty to fifty points.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
I just don't know about that defense.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Wow. Okay, So, just based on everything you know on
about college football, where do you think this Colorado football
team will end up at the end of the season?
Like how good are they? How much hype is it?
You know, how much is it? Bells, whistles? And Deon
Sanders like can they compete for anything? Can they compete
for a ball game? Like? How do you think it'll
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end this season with that team?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I think for sure they can make a bowl game.
I'd say the peak for this team is eight to
nine wins at most. They'll make a bowl game, but
pack trove championship playoff. That's all I have of the
equation my opinon right now. They've got a good offense,
good defense, but they just don't have enough dogs in
the field. That's what Deon Sanders said. He said, you know,
we're good enough to beat teams like Nebraska and TCU.
I need a few more guys a few more years
to get up there with the guys like USC and
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or who's.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The best player in college football right now? Like, who
do you think is the Heisman Trophy? You know, leading
candidate right now?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Well, the best player in college football and won the
Heisman last year is Caleb Williams. And it's kind of
rare for someone to win the husband and come back
the next year. But Kile Williams wasn't eligible for the
NFL yet, So Caleb Williams presumed to be the number
one overall NFL draft pick this year probably will happen.
He's been great so far this season for USC. They
play through him. He's the best player in college football.
He's Superman. That's why I'd like to call him his
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three years of college football. So it's a doubt USC
quarterback Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And you know Lane that I'm a fantasy football monster,
a fantasy football guru, a senior fantasy football analyst. Next year,
aside from Caleb, what rookie should I be paying attention
to already in my fantasy football draft? I don't care
what position it is. I don't care if it's a
running back. I don't care if it's a receiver. I
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don't care if it's a quarterback. Aside from Caleb in
my fantasy football draft, who will be the standout rookie
and next year in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I think it's with that doubt in Marvin Harrison Junior,
son of Marvin Harrison, who's obviously one of the greatest
NFL receivers of all time. Marvin Harrison Junior is a
monster on the football field. Could have been a top
five pick last year, wasn't eligible. He's a junior now,
maybe the best player in college football outside of Caleb Lames.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
He's a monster.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
He's gonna be a wide receiver one day one in
the NFL. Whatever team gets him, that's a massive snag.
He's great Marvin Harrison Junior. I would definitely pick him
up in fantasy next year.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I love this lane, all right. If you were a
betting man, I know you're not. You're a fifteen year old.
What are you in the tenth grade?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I'm in the tenth grade. But I can be a
betting man if you want me to.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Ha ha, Well, if you were a betting man, what
other two college football games would you say to me?
Michael Rapp? Would the gringo man dingo, the disruptive Warrior?
What other two college football games would you tell me
to look at and how would you tell me to
bet this weekend?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I think there's two really good games this week. The
best game of the week is Duke vers NERI Dam
Duke obviously always known for their bat basketball. Now that
you've got a football program running, they got a new
head coach. They won a lot of games last year,
They're undefeated this season. They're playing at home versus ned
Dame night game. I think Duke wins that game. They
really have a big way against Clemson in Week one.
That's gonna be the biggest win of the week. I
think for Duke they'll move into the top ten. So
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Duke Governor Dame. And then for my second game, I'll
go with LSU minus two and a half versus All Miss.
Almost tough lost Alabama last week. I think the wheels
started to fall off a little bit right here for
the Lane Train, Lane Kiffin and All Miss. Let's go
Brian Kelly and LSU to win that one.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right, Now, let's move on to something I know
a good amount about the NFL and fantasy football. First
of all, let me ask you something. My fantasy football
team in the Stern Fantasy football league. I don't know
how much you know about the Monkey Bowl. You know
about the Rolls Bowl, the Orange Bowl. But in the
Stern Fantasy football team, I am playing Bob Bob Bouie.
(27:51):
This is a person that as a young adult, you
should stay away from his teeth. They're scary, they smell bad.
In my other league, in my other league, I'm having
trouble with my running backs. Jamier Gibbs, rookie Detroit Lions
running back, has not touched the end zone yet. Do
(28:16):
I drop Jamiir Gibbs. What is your take on Jamier Gibbs.
He's freaking me out, and I know he's a rookie,
but I got like I need to win like effective immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, there's a lot of other good rookie running backs.
Mis set right there with a guy Devon Ah Chang
go for fifty two points last week with the Miami Dolphins.
But Jamiir Gibbs hasn't had touched the end zone yet,
Like you said, maybe he will tonight. I just don't
think they play through him on that offense. I think
there's some other better rookie running backs out there, like
Devon h Chang.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, I know that doesn't help my fantasy football team.
And what about Damian Pierce, He's another one.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Damian Pierce is solid. I think Damian Pierce is gonna
get a lot more touches, gonna touch end zone a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Definitely start him in your fantasy football league.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, all right, okay, okay, okay, because it's been
brutal heading into Week four, which is crazy. Week four
is like the almost the first quarter of the NFL
season is coming to an end. If you were a
betting man, what games are you looking at if you
could put down money if you were of age. And
obviously I promote nothing, but you know, appropriate betting and
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so forth and so on. I am a fifty three,
so I could do whatever the hell I need to do. Lane,
What three NFL games are you looking at? Or two
NFL or you know, if there's even four? What NFL
games are you looking at? For sure?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Bet betting, I'm looking at Dolphins Bills.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Dolphins put up seventy points last week and then to
a half point underdogs. That is a luck plus too.
Now I think the Dolphins win that game no matter what.
I like the Bills team, but Dolphins are better right now.
Dolphins might just be the best team in the NFL.
I think they win that one and then let me
look for one more game. I think Dallas coming off
a loss, they're pretty angry at now. They're gonna play
New England's at home, only six to nine point favorites.
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I think Dallas might just slaughter New England this one.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You think so, huh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm not a Cowboys fan, my Giants fan. I just
think the Cowboys coming off a loss, they're angry. Bill Belichick.
They finally got their first one this season against jess
last week. But not a good football team doing the
Patriots this year. Let's go with the Cowboys destroying the
Patriots on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
These are two teams that I hate. I can't stand
the Cowboys. I can't stand the Patriots. So if I
can win some money off the Dallas Cowboys, I'm happy
to do it, because you know, there's no feelings in fantasy,
and when you're putting that money where your mouth is,
there are no feelings in betting. What is your other
take on just the landscape? I know it's early in
the season, what is your other take on the landscape
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of the I'll just say the AFC in the NFC
thus far, Like, who do you think is coming out
of the AFC? Who do you think is coming out
of the NFC.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I think for the NFC, mosterpoorl champion pick San Fanisco
forty nine ers, most solid team in the NFL. Their
quarterback Brock Party has not lost the game, mit that
he's started and finished. That's a lock of my pinon.
The Eagles are really good in the NFC. I just
think the forty hours are better right now. And then
for the AFC, it's always gonna be the Kansas City
Chiefs until they start losing. More so, Chiefs right now,
most consistent team in football. They don't to get things done.
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So yeah, Chiefs out of the AFC, forty Niners at
the NFC. But sometime I'm seeing right now a lot
of good teams in the NFL, say the Vikings, Bengals, Chargers,
teams that made the playoffs last year, really bad records
to start this season. So that's something to look out.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. Man, it's been a messy start of the NFL season.
Maybe I'm just saying that because you know, one of
my fantasy football teams is not doing so good, but
it's been a little bit all over the place. Also
just came in, I'm gonna switch to basketball here. Dame Dollar,
Dame Lillard is now with the Milwaukee Bucks. They had
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to give up Drew Holliday, which is you know, Drew
Holliday is glue. Drew Holliday makes big plays on the
defensive side. He sometimes you know, can get some good shots.
But he's a tough player. He's thirty eight. Is he
thirty eight years old?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Jew Holiday or Drew hard is not thirty eight, he's
thirty three. Let's still getting up.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Thirty three, thirty three, thirty three? What did I say?
Thirty eight? I'm thirty three years old. You know, he's
still tough. He won that championship with the Bucks team.
But right now as we you know, head into training
camp because you know, NBA training camp is starting like
in a few days.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Season starts next month.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Insane, which that's crazy. What do you make of this
trade of Dame Dollar going to Milwaukee, you know, and
the other DeAndre eight and went to Portland? Like, what
do you make of this trade you.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Know from Milwaukee and Damon Lillard? This is the best
thing possible from Milwaukee. You could say, oh, it's tough.
They had to get rid Drew Holiday. What would you
rather have, Damian Lillard or Drew Holiday. Everyone's gonna say
Damian Lillard. So that's why you got Damon Lillard. Right there,
only have to give up one other first round pick
to the Blazers. They won this deal no matter what.
And if the Blazers you give up your stiff Nerdkich,
you give up Grayson Allen fe other guys, beget DeAndre
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eight In, former first round pick, former first overall pick.
He's a little bit of a bust right now. I
don't like this move at all for Portland. You're not
getting much out of it. You're getting Drew Holiday, You're
probably gonna get rid of You're getting a first round
pick for many years down the way when you could
have got like four first round picks from the Miami
Heat and they get DeAndre Ayton. I don't love this
trade out all of the Blazers, but for Damian lowerd
and the Bucks, this is what's gonna win you an
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NBA championship.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I agree, I agree. It's gonna be a big
for them. And you know, I like the bucks. I
like to see them do well. And you know it
came at the last minute because, like we just said,
the training camp is starting. All right, Well, I'm placing
some bets this weekend on the games that you just
gave me. I appreciate your first appearance on the IM
(33:33):
Ramp Reports Stereo podcast. Everybody listen. Lane Frank school Yard
Sports has got his own podcast, got his own YouTube channel.
He breaks down every single thing in sports. He's like
he said, like he said, he said it. The greatest
mind in college football, today's is fifteen years old. So
(33:58):
what do you got?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like soccer? Later on today? What does the fifteen year
old do today?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I got tennis practice about thirty minutes, ten out for
three hours, and now I got some homework.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So that's about it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right, all right, Well, I'm wishing you luck with
everything you're doing, and I can't wait to have you
back on the Iron Rapports Stereo Pockets, And I'll let
you know. You know, I'm gonna break your balls. These
picks don't come through. Even though you're not a better man,
I'm gonna I'm gonna break your balls. Hopefully they do
come through and I'm gonna play these games and I'm
gonna give everybody the update and the outcome on the
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next Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, Lane, I appreciate you coming
on the show, my friend.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Thank you so much for having me on.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's great, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Did you think the fucking Dallas Cowboys we're gonna go
undefeated this season? Is that what you actually thought? People?
That the Dallas Cowboys, hum, we're gonna go undiggity defeated?
Come on, they fucking lost. Speaking of NFL, it was
(35:14):
put out by J Cole, the rapper J Cole, who
I like. I like a lot of his shit. Respect him,
he put out. He said, uh, he talked to Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick wrote a letter to the New York Jets
(35:34):
with his references, saying that he's still in shape, staying
that he still had to desire to play, and saying
that he would even get on the New York Jets
practice squad. I don't know why, listen, camp, I fuck
with you. I know this guy is a good guy.
(35:55):
I know this guy is a well meaning guy. I
know this guy's a good intention person. I know that
this guy only wants the betterment of humanity of society,
wants the betterment and the protection of people, black people,
specifically from being abused by the police. I do not
(36:20):
We've talked about this endlessly. I do not think he
handled everything correctly. He sued the NFL. It was settled.
He had an opportunity to try out for NFL teams,
which is unprecedented, and a couple hours before that tryout,
he decided on his own to move the tryout from
(36:43):
the NFL sanctioned location to his own location. That was it.
You're not that good, it's over, and yeah, it's fucked up.
Yeah you got your money. If I was Colin kaepern
I'm like, yo, fuck it. If you're willing to play
for the New York Jets practice team, go to Canada
(37:03):
and play, play in the CFL, play in the Arena league,
show your te be undeniably great out there, because if
it's about playing football, that's where you can play. If
it's about playing in the NFL, YO, this shit is done.
(37:24):
It is fucking done. And it comes up like every
year and yes, we know this quarterback played, and that
quarterback played, and this quarterbacks in the league, and yo,
This dude hasn't played professional football seven fucking years. Man,
That shit's crazy. Seven fucking years done. Just like the
(37:46):
Dallas Cowboys super Bowl hopes. They're not winning this fucking
super Bowl. Mark my words. I'm saying this at the
end of September, whatever date, this is September, whatever the
fuck the date this is. The Dallas Cowboys are not
winning this Super Bowl. Miles Jordan, dog here this They're
not winning the Super Bowl. You fox you sorry? And
(38:09):
I know probably what about your giants? Fuck you? We
ain't talking about my giants? What about your Jets? Fuck you?
Mike crap? What about your fantasy football team? That don't
fucking get me crazy. This ain't about rap reports to
light aka history of violence AKA these lips don't lie.
This is about the Dallas Cowboys. You fuck you know
(38:34):
what this is going on. I was out on the strike
line today. The WGA, the Writers Guild of America, is
done with their strike settled. That's great. However, the Screen
(38:54):
Actors Guild SAG respectfully, we don't even have our next
meeting with the producers on the docket on the books
as of the recording of this. I am Rapaport stereo podcast. Now,
sniff around. See if your favorite actor is on their
(39:18):
Instagram talking about it. See if your favorite big, big,
big star is saying anything about it. See if your
favorite favorite big comedian slash actor is saying anything about it. Crickets,
Let me hear some crickets, Miles Jordan, hear that those
(39:41):
are fucking crickets. Now, I was out there striking today.
I don't like it. It's loud, it's boring, it's depressing.
Do not be fooled by what goes on Instagram. Do
not be fooled by what's on social media. With these strengths,
(40:01):
do not be fooled of any of it. It sucks,
big elephant dick. Okay, it's not fun, it's not crunk.
And now that the writers they figured it out, where's
that union solidarity? We were with you guys every single
(40:22):
day on the front lines until we started striking on
our own. Where are you guys? We need support. You
motherfuckers are back to work, but you can't do shit
without us. Now, what they're thinking is gonna happen the
producers is uh, they want to smoke us out. Remember
how Bush said he was gonna smoke out oh Sama,
(40:44):
been dumb, dumb, Well, that's what they think they're gonna
do with us. Historically, the directors always settle. Then it's
the writers, then it's the actors. You'd be like, how
fucking they do that? The actors are the biggest names.
I don't fucking know how it works, why it happens.
But they're trying to give us scraps, and you're like,
Mike Crapp, but what about we ain't talking about Leonardo,
George Clooney, Brad pizzol on them. We're talking about the
(41:07):
everyday folk. But your favorite big shot actor. All these
award winning actors at the Dmmys, the Oscars, the People
Choice Awards, the Golden Globes, they are up there. Feminism
is this, and pollution is that, and save the penguins
(41:27):
this and save the trees that. I'm down with all
that too, But where you motherfucker's at with this? More crickets,
goddamn it, more fucking crickets. You hear the crickets? Anyway,
I was walking around New York. There's a health crisis.
(41:49):
There's an overdose crisis in New York. Motherfuckers are o
ding at record numbers in New York Nueve York a
twelve percent increase in fatal overdoses in New York. And
now they're suggesting that every day folk like myself, every
(42:12):
day New Yorkers who ain't got drug problems, who are
not on that heron, that fentanyl, that booger sugar, that
nose candy, or whatever the fuck else these people are on,
they're suggesting that we that we everyday folk, learn and
(42:35):
carry around the looxin, which is an anti overdose medicine
and an overdose reverse medicine. So if I'm walking down
the street and a motherfucker is O Dan, I'm supposed
to what? I'm a doctor feel good over here? Dr Doolittle,
doctor stranger, doctor j listen. I'll call nine one one,
(42:59):
But I'm not. I'm not dosing something the fuck, you know,
kind of liability shit you could get into, you know, dangerous.
Then is you're supposed to take out some hydro chlorine
or hydro chlorine, some no loxin and it's an injectable
and give it to some a perfect stranger on the street,
(43:20):
O Dan, I ain't doing it. I save planes. I
saved my wife from choking, and who knows what other
heroic tricks I have up my sleeve, but I ain't
doing all that. Sorry. You can't expect people to do
all that. You need to be trained to do all that.
(43:41):
I mean, if you could like throw some water on
them or something, maybe that'll help. If I could do
something like that. But I'm not doing all that other
goofy shit you're talking about. I'm not trained in that area.
What else is going on? Pig dick lost again liable
of fraud. A ruling finding pig dick Donald Trump was
(44:04):
liable of fraud and canceling his business licenses is rare,
and he got fucked again for lying. Him and his
sons lying saying that that shithole mar A Lago is
worth three hundred million dollars three hundred million dollars. This
(44:26):
guy said that that piss hole down there is worth
three hundred, no, six hundred, six hundred million dollars, six
hundred more than it was actually worth. Said that his
dumphole Trump Towers is two hundred million dollars more valuable
than what it was, and it's twice, no triple the
(44:47):
actual size. He said that his property was triple the
actual sizes. If nobody was going to be able to check,
and nobody was going to be able to find out
that this happened. The said that his his lawyer's claims
were fantasies unquote, said that Homie's on some Disney World shit,
(45:12):
on some Mickey Mouse Peter Pan type shit. Got him,
got him one mo time, got him one more time.
It's so good. And are you surprised? Of course not.
We're anesticized from all his bullshit. We are numb from
(45:36):
all his bullshit. Everything about him has become white noise.
But not me, not for me. I hear it clear
as day. This motherfucker lies about everything, lies about his
dick size, lies about his hand size, lies about his weight,
lies about his wallet size. He's a no good, good
(45:57):
for nothing, lion ass, punk ass, trick ass bitch, and
they got him a wiggedy one mo time. Miles Jordan,
let's do it, uh, let's do it. Take me out
(46:18):
of it with something real nice, in this puppy, with
something real loud, but most importantly in this puppy, with
something real funky. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's
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Speaker 4 (47:00):
Back suck Bakky for
Boom brand new Banging I am Rapaport Stereo podcast is
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rap Reports Stereo Podcast. My take, the only take that
matters on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelse. I break this
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down as only I can do. Plus, you know I'm
not a college football guy. But the jealousy, the envy,
the excitement of Dion Sanders, Neon Dion Sanders in college
football who I love? I love Neon Dion when he
was in college. I loved them with the Yankees, the
Atlanta Falcons. I loved them with the Dallas Cowboys in
(00:54):
San Francisco, forty nine ers. Everybody loves Neon Dion. Plus,
I am going to have a special guest, my guy
Lane Frank, who is fifteen fifteen years old, fifteen one five.
He's got a dope podcast. He knows everything about college football.
I want his take and his pick on Colorado. Who
(01:14):
is going into California to play USC. It's USC versus
Neon Dion's Colorado football team. I want his pick. I
want to know what I should do with the schmney.
So I got my man Lane Frank, who is the
host of a podcast called school Yard Sports plus Dick
stan and Donald Trump found guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty one
(01:41):
more time. All right, Boom, have no fear of the
Iron Wrapper Sort stereo podcastle's here, all right, Boom, have
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here in the Place to be, in Insukasa. I hope
everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. I
hope everybody is feeling real sane. Name is Michael Rappaport
aka the Gringo Man Dango ak, the Inflamed Asha Nazi
(02:25):
aka the Sultan of Sniff. Now rocking with the very
very very best. I am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. What a week?
What a week? I don't even know where to start.
Sometimes I just you just gotta throw a dart at
the wall. But nonetheless, I hope everybody's feeling real good.
(02:47):
I hope everybody's feeling real safe, and I hope everybody's
feeling real sane, both mentally and physically. I am Rapport
Stereo Podcast. I'm on the road again. I'm in Pittsburgh
this weekend. It's Pittsburgh in the Place to be Friday
and Saturday, the twenty ninth of September. I am in
Pittsburgh at the City Winery. The sixth and seventh of October.
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I'm at the City Winery in atl Hotlanta. The twentieth
and twenty first of October. I am in Chicago. Is
shytown in the place to be. I am in Chicago
the twentieth and the twenty first at the City Winery.
And then Boom just announced Boom. Two shows in Vegas. Bitch,
(03:39):
I'm in Vegas, bitch. Oh yeah, November two, November third,
two shows in Las Vegas. Motherfucker. We're getting whacky in Vegas.
It's Bravo Con that weekend, and I'm doing some shows.
I'm at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club, two shows, eleven
(04:01):
thirty pm. If you know anything about me, you know
that's late. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
And if you're in Vegas, you gotta behavior like you're
in Vegas. So I will be in Vegas November two,
November third, at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club. These shows
are going to sell out, okay, because it ain't a
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big Club, and then I'm in Rebo Beach November ninth,
and then I'm in Richmond, Virginia the tenth and eleventh,
which happens to be my wife's birthday weekend, so she's pumped.
She's gonna be with me in Richmond, Virginia. What Happened
Virginia is for lovers. And then November seventeen, eighteenth, I'll
be in Saint Louis And the rest is on the schedule,
(04:48):
but I'm moving and grooven all fall and winter. All tickets,
all informations available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. But most importantly,
we have Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Chicago coming up. And like I said, Vegas, baby,
Huh Vegas? Anyway, where should I start? The hooplah? The
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little dick energy, the frenzy that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey has brought out from this country is amazing. First
of all, let's talk with the little dick energy. So
many player hating ass. I mean, if it's not about race,
(05:39):
it's about politics. If it's not about politics, it's just
about being a jealous ass. How if you don't know
anything about football, and I know a lot of you do,
and some of you don't. Travis Keunce is a good looking, cool,
smooth oo swaggy, genuine, likable, incredible, generational football player. He's
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a generational talent. He might already be considered statistically, statistically
the greatest tight end ever. Reference if you don't know
anything about football tight end, the other great tight ends
historically that you might know of our Rob Gronkowski, everybody
(06:32):
knows the Grunk, Shannon Sharp, Kellen Winslow to name a few.
Travis Kelcey might be better than all of them. And
I don't think he's reached his peak yet barring injury.
So that's just who he is as a football player.
(06:54):
He's a two time Super Bowl champion. He's like Patrick Mahomes,
Scottie Pippen. We all know Patrick Mahome. He ain't just
my homeboy, he ain't just your homeboy. He's everybody's homeboy.
He's like Patrick Mahomes, Scottie Pippen. When they do the
last dance of the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes,
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there'll be a whole section, whole chapter, a whole episode
on Travis kelce This is for my non football following fans.
Just like when I'm talking about Housewives pop culture, I
like to break it down for my non pop culture
Housewives Bravo fans. That being said, Travis kelce has dated
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a bunch of Instagram chicks. I don't know who they are,
model chicks, mostly black girls, badass chicks. He always handled
himself with class. He dances, He fucks on the field,
and he fucks off the field. Travis Kelcey fucks on
the field and fucks off the field. But even if
(08:00):
you're a Kansas City Chief hater and you love the
Buffalo Bills and you love the Raiders and all the
other teams that have historically had rivalries with the Kansas
City Chiefs, everybody respects Travis Kelcey. Here's become more and
(08:23):
more popular simply because the Kansas City Chiefs have become
more and more on their way to being a dynasty,
if they aren't already a dynasty. They've won two Super Bowls,
they lost to Tom Brady, they make it to AFC Championships.
They reimagined what offense is like in the NFL. And
(08:47):
Travis kelce is that fucking guy. He's white, he's good looking,
he dances. His brother also plays for the Philadelphia Eagles.
It's a great story. It's a great American story. Imagine
having two kids that play in the NFL. To remind
everybody again from my non football fans, Travis Kelson plays
(09:10):
for the Chiefs and his brother Jason Kelce is the
center for the Philadelphia Eagles who lost to the Chiefs.
A great story. Travis Kels didn't come out of nowhere.
Travis Kelst's been that dude for the last five or
six years, and it's just gotten bigger and bigger. No Bruno,
and it's gotten more and more popular because of their
(09:32):
success and their likability and their podcasts and their commercials.
It's all earned, not given the fact that now he's
allegedly dating Taylor Swift is just the cherry on top. Now.
If you remember, I met Swifty, okay, and she couldn't
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have been nicer, She couldn't have been more enthusiastic. Whenever
you see Swifty, she seems like she's having a great time.
Does she seem a little bit over the top, Yes?
Does she seem like a geek? Yes? I watched her
documentary years ago and I was like, I respect Swifty.
She writes her own songs. She's do I need to
okay for you non Swifty fans, I'll break it down
like I just did Travis Kells. She's the biggest pop
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star in the world. I said to my wife, is
she like Madonna in terms of pop star? She goes
bigger than Madonna? But that would be like for people
our age. We to quate that, Like, you know, I
don't listen to Swifty music. I don't know one of
her songs, but I know who Swifty is. Met her
at the garden. Couldn't have been nicer. She took a
(10:36):
pick with me, I took a pick with her. Everything
was everything. But she showed up at the game this weekend.
Did she seem like she was, you know, a little
not gassed up, just having a fucking She's a goof ball.
I think Taylor Swift is a bamby eyed bitch, and
I say that with respect. Who's also goofy and geeky.
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She's a musical savant. Of course he's gonna be goofy
and geeky. Just because she's has model good looks and
runway good looks doesn't mean she could escape the fact
that she's a musical savant, geeky goofball. She's young, Travis
Kelce is young. Why are you worried about them? Can
a stick man stick? Yes, Travis Kels is on his
(11:20):
way to becoming a stick man. Is he Pete Davidson
level No, Pete Davidson is dating some other fucking model
slash actress, drop dead knock a building down, gorgeous East guy.
He was just in a rehab for allegedly being on fentanyl,
not FENTONYL ketamine, ketmine, not FENTONYL ketamine. And he's out boom,
(11:43):
He's in another relationship. This guy's a serial monogamous, but
he's knocking him down like a bulldozer. This Pete Davidson.
But allegedly Travis Kels is about that life too, and
this is his welcome party to non football fans and
to the stick man culture of the world. But you
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got guys like QAnon Klay Travis, you got all these
right wing people politicizing Travis Kelce's fuck style and if
it's Fox styles buck Wan and who he's dating and
him drinking bud Light, And then you got other people,
the Swifties. They're all the Swifties make the Ariana Grande
(12:27):
fans look like pussies. You don't want beef with the Swifties.
I had beef with the Ariana Grande fans. I go
to war with the aria Grande fans again. Before I
went to war with the Swifties. The only fan group
that's crazier than the Swifties is Beyonce's Beehive, respectfully, don't
want any smoke with them. I took on Janet Jackson's bunch,
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her old ass fan group. That was nothing. You don't
want war with the Swifties. You do not want war
with the Beehive. But they're very protective over Swifty, as
they should be. She's the leader of a fucking gang,
the Crips, the Blunts MS thirteen respectfully, ain't got nothing
(13:10):
on the Swifties. But let this stick man stick like Swiftyes.
She'll be just fine. She's dated everybody. She'll listen. This relationship.
There's no way it's gonna last. She was at the game,
she's wearing paraphernalia. She's sitting next to Travis and Jason
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Kel's respectfully, their mom. Did it seem too soon? It's
none of my bad. I'm fifty three years old. I
fuck with Swifty, Okay, I fuck with Travis Kelce. Swifty's
thirty three. Ah, she's thirty three, huh. I mean listen,
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this is a big girl. She's out there with the
heavy hitters man' fucking with Joe Jonas and Taylor Lawton, Jake, Jillenhall,
Harry Styles. She knows what the fuck she's doing. She
got this yo, that smile, that goofy laugh, she got this.
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And if you play her to the left, if you
play her to the right, Swift, He's gonna write a
song about your punk ass. Travis Kelson knows that play
games if you want, yo, I wouldn't want any fucking
problems with Swifty, the Swifties, the Swift Ads, or anything
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to do with her. Is she a stick woman? Yeah,
she's also damn near billionaire. But when you guys like
got like Quean On Klay, Travis and all these other guys,
why are you worrying about who? Let them freak off?
They're having a good time. They're young, and never forget haters,
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men and women. You would bat your eyes at Taylor
Swift if you saw her in real life, if you
walked into an elevator your heart would flutter and pitter pat,
the same way your heart would flutter and pitter pat
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Deon Sanders. Deon Sanders is out there coaching at the
University of Colorado. They got stopped real nice and real proper.
And you know, I'm not a college football guy, but
Oregon stopped him, real nice and real proper. I watched it.
They lost badly. It was like fifty to nothing or
forty eight to nothing or forty two of the seven
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or some crazy shit. And the coach of Oregon was
in the locker room saying that we're doing it for wins.
They're doing it for clicks. Play the Tate Miles play,
the pregame speech rooted in substance.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Not flash, rooted in substance. Today we talk with our pads.
You're talking your helmet right every moment. The Cinderella story
is over, man, Right, they're fighting for clicks, we're fighting
for wins.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
There's a difference, right, there's a difference.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
This game ain't gonna be playing in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's gonna played on the grass.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Played on the grass. Let's go there. It is my man.
My man is trying to get his team fired up.
He's doing and saying whatever he needs to say to
get his team fired up. And every again it becomes
about race because it's a white coach doing it, a
white coach getting his team fired up. Why are they
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running up the score? The same reason why Dion would
run up the score. He knows what it is. And
I'm a big Neon Dion fan. I like his music
must be the money, the turning me on. I like
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that joint. I like when he was with the Yankees.
I like when he was in Florida. I like when
he was in the forty nine Ers. I even liked
them when he was on the Cowboys. I liked him
when he was the Braves. I like this thirty for thirty.
I like his sunglass. I like Jerry curled Deon Sanders.
I like bolding Deon Sanders, And I like plug job.
You know, Dean Sander's got a plunk job. Everybody likes
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Deon Sanders, but yo, he knows what it is. You're
not just gonna come into college football and win every
single game and you're not out there playing. He gives
the greatest pregame speeches, he gives the greatest interviews, but
he's only the coach and rest ashore. If Oregon lost
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to Colorado, you don't think Deonna and the Colorado players
would be talking insane amounts of shit. They were talking
insane amounts of shit before the game. It's football, man,
and I'm sure there's jealousy from the other coaches. Listen,
I'm not mister college football, so I can't give a
lot of insight. I know there's a lot of jealousy
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and all that stuff, But at the end of the day,
you get on that that gridiron, you get on that field,
No pep talks matter, No Instagram matters, practice don't matter,
likes don't matter. Your cleats being the flyest don't matter,
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your jersey being the newest, the cleanest. The only thing
that matters is which team is going to beat the
other teams as No Bruno, I don't know why people
they were acting like Colorado's gonna win every single game.
They lost that game, They're gonna lose more games. They're
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gonna lose more games. And I'm I'm a Dion fan,
but to make it seem like that coach was it
was about race because he said, they're doing it for clicks,
We're doing it for the wins. And of course Oregon
is doing it for clicks. Of course that coach is
doing it because he's getting in his team's head to
prepare them for a game that if they lost. If
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you think that coach was bad, if Oregon lost, what
do you think of Colorado? And what do you think
Deon Sanders would have been saying if they had won
that game? Way way, way more than that. Let d
On do his thing and let the other coaches do
their things. And speaking of Neon Dion Sanders speaking of
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prime time, as I told you, I have a champion.
I have a brilliant mind, truly, a young, brilliant mind
of all things sports. Uh Laine Frank the hosts of
a very popular podcast YouTube channel called school Yard Sports.
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He's only fifteen years old and he is, in my opinion,
one of the greatest college football and NFL minds in
the business. And there are tons of them. So I
want to bring in Lane Frank. I want to talk
to you about all things Neon Dion, and I got
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a couple other questions for you. How are you, my friend, Lane?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
I'm great. How are you?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Thank you so much for the intro. You know, I
love thinking myself as maybe the best college ball mind
in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The single best college football mind in the world.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
How old are you, man, I'm fifteen, So this is
my fourth year with the podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fifteen years old. Golly all right. Well, I'm gonna keep
it clean because I like to, you know, keep my
content age appropriate. So primetime Neon Dion Sanders, Colorado. They
got spanked by Oregon. They're going into UFC. I'm very
open about the fact that I don't follow college football
that much. But you know, the good thing about everything
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that is going on with Colorado is that it's making
people like me and abroad and even further, you know,
pay attention to college football. So USC, I think, I said, UFC,
USC is O see a huge college football program. What's
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the spread? What's your prediction on this game this weekend?
If you were a betting man, breakdown this game for me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
So if I was a betting man, the spreader now
is USC twenty one and a half. I think that's
basically going off of what happened last week. Coloraod drivers
organ Oregon is a completely different football team from USC.
Oregan plays gritty on offense, gritty on defense. They're not
afraid to smash you in your teeth. USC, on the
other hand, they're different. They're okay with giving up an
eight yard touchdown if that means they score on their
next drive. They just gave up twenty eight points to
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the worst team in the Power Five in Arizona State.
Coloraud has got a great offense led by Dion sun
Shader Sanders. They're gonna do some things. They did some
big things against TCU. Their defense, TCUs defense not so great.
That's why they won that game. Nebraska's defense not so great.
That's why they won that game. I think USCM have
the best offense in the country, but if they can't
play defense, this game is going to be close. At
USC winning very close to this one. It's gonna be
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a shootout. Let's go USC.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Wow. Okay. So the spread now is minus twenty one
USC minus twenty.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
One, MASS twenty one.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I think that's really just going off what we saw
last week Colorado versus Oregon.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
So that spread's not gonna happen I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think Caleb Williams is the best player in college football,
and I think they're gonna put up thirty to fifty points.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
I just don't know about that defense.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Wow. Okay, So, just based on everything you know on
about college football, where do you think this Colorado football
team will end up at the end of the season?
Like how good are they? How much hype is it?
You know, how much is it? Bells, whistles? And Deon
Sanders like can they compete for anything? Can they compete
for a ball game? Like? How do you think it'll
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end this season with that team?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I think for sure they can make a bowl game.
I'd say the peak for this team is eight to
nine wins at most. They'll make a bowl game, but
pack trove championship playoff. That's all I have of the
equation my opinon right now. They've got a good offense,
good defense, but they just don't have enough dogs in
the field. That's what Deon Sanders said. He said, you know,
we're good enough to beat teams like Nebraska and TCU.
I need a few more guys a few more years
to get up there with the guys like USC and
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or who's.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The best player in college football right now? Like, who
do you think is the Heisman Trophy? You know, leading
candidate right now?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Well, the best player in college football and won the
Heisman last year is Caleb Williams. And it's kind of
rare for someone to win the husband and come back
the next year. But Kile Williams wasn't eligible for the
NFL yet, So Caleb Williams presumed to be the number
one overall NFL draft pick this year probably will happen.
He's been great so far this season for USC. They
play through him. He's the best player in college football.
He's Superman. That's why I'd like to call him his
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three years of college football. So it's a doubt USC
quarterback Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And you know Lane that I'm a fantasy football monster,
a fantasy football guru, a senior fantasy football analyst. Next year,
aside from Caleb, what rookie should I be paying attention
to already in my fantasy football draft? I don't care
what position it is. I don't care if it's a
running back. I don't care if it's a receiver. I
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don't care if it's a quarterback. Aside from Caleb in
my fantasy football draft, who will be the standout rookie
and next year in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I think it's with that doubt in Marvin Harrison Junior,
son of Marvin Harrison, who's obviously one of the greatest
NFL receivers of all time. Marvin Harrison Junior is a
monster on the football field. Could have been a top
five pick last year, wasn't eligible. He's a junior now,
maybe the best player in college football outside of Caleb Lames.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
He's a monster.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
He's gonna be a wide receiver one day one in
the NFL. Whatever team gets him, that's a massive snag.
He's great Marvin Harrison Junior. I would definitely pick him
up in fantasy next year.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I love this lane, all right. If you were a
betting man, I know you're not. You're a fifteen year old.
What are you in the tenth grade?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I'm in the tenth grade. But I can be a
betting man if you want me to.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Ha ha, Well, if you were a betting man, what
other two college football games would you say to me?
Michael Rapp? Would the gringo man dingo, the disruptive Warrior?
What other two college football games would you tell me
to look at and how would you tell me to
bet this weekend?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I think there's two really good games this week. The
best game of the week is Duke vers NERI Dam
Duke obviously always known for their bat basketball. Now that
you've got a football program running, they got a new
head coach. They won a lot of games last year,
They're undefeated this season. They're playing at home versus ned
Dame night game. I think Duke wins that game. They
really have a big way against Clemson in Week one.
That's gonna be the biggest win of the week. I
think for Duke they'll move into the top ten. So
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Duke Governor Dame. And then for my second game, I'll
go with LSU minus two and a half versus All Miss.
Almost tough lost Alabama last week. I think the wheels
started to fall off a little bit right here for
the Lane Train, Lane Kiffin and All Miss. Let's go
Brian Kelly and LSU to win that one.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right, Now, let's move on to something I know
a good amount about the NFL and fantasy football. First
of all, let me ask you something. My fantasy football
team in the Stern Fantasy football league. I don't know
how much you know about the Monkey Bowl. You know
about the Rolls Bowl, the Orange Bowl. But in the
Stern Fantasy football team, I am playing Bob Bob Bouie.
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This is a person that as a young adult, you
should stay away from his teeth. They're scary, they smell bad.
In my other league, in my other league, I'm having
trouble with my running backs. Jamier Gibbs, rookie Detroit Lions
running back, has not touched the end zone yet. Do
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I drop Jamiir Gibbs. What is your take on Jamier Gibbs.
He's freaking me out, and I know he's a rookie,
but I got like I need to win like effective immediately.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, there's a lot of other good rookie running backs.
Mis set right there with a guy Devon Ah Chang
go for fifty two points last week with the Miami Dolphins.
But Jamiir Gibbs hasn't had touched the end zone yet,
Like you said, maybe he will tonight. I just don't
think they play through him on that offense. I think
there's some other better rookie running backs out there, like
Devon h Chang.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, I know that doesn't help my fantasy football team.
And what about Damian Pierce, He's another one.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Damian Pierce is solid. I think Damian Pierce is gonna
get a lot more touches, gonna touch end zone a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Definitely start him in your fantasy football league.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, all right, okay, okay, okay, because it's been
brutal heading into Week four, which is crazy. Week four
is like the almost the first quarter of the NFL
season is coming to an end. If you were a
betting man, what games are you looking at if you
could put down money if you were of age. And
obviously I promote nothing, but you know, appropriate betting and
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so forth and so on. I am a fifty three,
so I could do whatever the hell I need to do. Lane,
What three NFL games are you looking at? Or two
NFL or you know, if there's even four? What NFL
games are you looking at? For sure?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Bet betting, I'm looking at Dolphins Bills.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Dolphins put up seventy points last week and then to
a half point underdogs. That is a luck plus too.
Now I think the Dolphins win that game no matter what.
I like the Bills team, but Dolphins are better right now.
Dolphins might just be the best team in the NFL.
I think they win that one and then let me
look for one more game. I think Dallas coming off
a loss, they're pretty angry at now. They're gonna play
New England's at home, only six to nine point favorites.
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I think Dallas might just slaughter New England this one.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You think so, huh?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm not a Cowboys fan, my Giants fan. I just
think the Cowboys coming off a loss, they're angry. Bill Belichick.
They finally got their first one this season against jess
last week. But not a good football team doing the
Patriots this year. Let's go with the Cowboys destroying the
Patriots on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
These are two teams that I hate. I can't stand
the Cowboys. I can't stand the Patriots. So if I
can win some money off the Dallas Cowboys, I'm happy
to do it, because you know, there's no feelings in fantasy,
and when you're putting that money where your mouth is,
there are no feelings in betting. What is your other
take on just the landscape? I know it's early in
the season, what is your other take on the landscape
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of the I'll just say the AFC in the NFC
thus far, Like, who do you think is coming out
of the AFC? Who do you think is coming out
of the NFC.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I think for the NFC, mosterpoorl champion pick San Fanisco
forty nine ers, most solid team in the NFL. Their
quarterback Brock Party has not lost the game, mit that
he's started and finished. That's a lock of my pinon.
The Eagles are really good in the NFC. I just
think the forty hours are better right now. And then
for the AFC, it's always gonna be the Kansas City
Chiefs until they start losing. More so, Chiefs right now,
most consistent team in football. They don't to get things done.
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So yeah, Chiefs out of the AFC, forty Niners at
the NFC. But sometime I'm seeing right now a lot
of good teams in the NFL, say the Vikings, Bengals, Chargers,
teams that made the playoffs last year, really bad records
to start this season. So that's something to look out.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah. Man, it's been a messy start of the NFL season.
Maybe I'm just saying that because you know, one of
my fantasy football teams is not doing so good, but
it's been a little bit all over the place. Also
just came in, I'm gonna switch to basketball here. Dame Dollar,
Dame Lillard is now with the Milwaukee Bucks. They had
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to give up Drew Holliday, which is you know, Drew
Holliday is glue. Drew Holliday makes big plays on the
defensive side. He sometimes you know, can get some good shots.
But he's a tough player. He's thirty eight. Is he
thirty eight years old?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Jew Holiday or Drew hard is not thirty eight, he's
thirty three. Let's still getting up.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Thirty three, thirty three, thirty three? What did I say?
Thirty eight? I'm thirty three years old. You know, he's
still tough. He won that championship with the Bucks team.
But right now as we you know, head into training
camp because you know, NBA training camp is starting like
in a few days.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Season starts next month.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Insane, which that's crazy. What do you make of this
trade of Dame Dollar going to Milwaukee, you know, and
the other DeAndre eight and went to Portland? Like, what
do you make of this trade you.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Know from Milwaukee and Damon Lillard? This is the best
thing possible from Milwaukee. You could say, oh, it's tough.
They had to get rid Drew Holiday. What would you
rather have, Damian Lillard or Drew Holiday. Everyone's gonna say
Damian Lillard. So that's why you got Damon Lillard. Right there,
only have to give up one other first round pick
to the Blazers. They won this deal no matter what.
And if the Blazers you give up your stiff Nerdkich,
you give up Grayson Allen fe other guys, beget DeAndre
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eight In, former first round pick, former first overall pick.
He's a little bit of a bust right now. I
don't like this move at all for Portland. You're not
getting much out of it. You're getting Drew Holiday, You're
probably gonna get rid of You're getting a first round
pick for many years down the way when you could
have got like four first round picks from the Miami
Heat and they get DeAndre Ayton. I don't love this
trade out all of the Blazers, but for Damian lowerd
and the Bucks, this is what's gonna win you an
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NBA championship.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I agree, I agree. It's gonna be a big
for them. And you know, I like the bucks. I
like to see them do well. And you know it
came at the last minute because, like we just said,
the training camp is starting. All right, Well, I'm placing
some bets this weekend on the games that you just
gave me. I appreciate your first appearance on the IM
(33:33):
Ramp Reports Stereo podcast. Everybody listen. Lane Frank school Yard
Sports has got his own podcast, got his own YouTube channel.
He breaks down every single thing in sports. He's like
he said, like he said, he said it. The greatest
mind in college football, today's is fifteen years old. So
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what do you got?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Like soccer? Later on today? What does the fifteen year
old do today?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I got tennis practice about thirty minutes, ten out for
three hours, and now I got some homework.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
So that's about it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right, all right, Well, I'm wishing you luck with
everything you're doing, and I can't wait to have you
back on the Iron Rapports Stereo Pockets, And I'll let
you know. You know, I'm gonna break your balls. These
picks don't come through. Even though you're not a better man,
I'm gonna I'm gonna break your balls. Hopefully they do
come through and I'm gonna play these games and I'm
gonna give everybody the update and the outcome on the
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next Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, Lane, I appreciate you coming
on the show, my friend.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Thank you so much for having me on.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's great, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Did you think the fucking Dallas Cowboys we're gonna go
undefeated this season? Is that what you actually thought? People?
That the Dallas Cowboys, hum, we're gonna go undiggity defeated?
Come on, they fucking lost. Speaking of NFL, it was
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put out by J Cole, the rapper J Cole, who
I like. I like a lot of his shit. Respect him,
he put out. He said, uh, he talked to Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick wrote a letter to the New York Jets
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with his references, saying that he's still in shape, staying
that he still had to desire to play, and saying
that he would even get on the New York Jets
practice squad. I don't know why, listen, camp, I fuck
with you. I know this guy is a good guy.
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I know this guy is a well meaning guy. I
know this guy's a good intention person. I know that
this guy only wants the betterment of humanity of society,
wants the betterment and the protection of people, black people,
specifically from being abused by the police. I do not
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We've talked about this endlessly. I do not think he
handled everything correctly. He sued the NFL. It was settled.
He had an opportunity to try out for NFL teams,
which is unprecedented, and a couple hours before that tryout,
he decided on his own to move the tryout from
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the NFL sanctioned location to his own location. That was it.
You're not that good, it's over, and yeah, it's fucked up.
Yeah you got your money. If I was Colin kaepern
I'm like, yo, fuck it. If you're willing to play
for the New York Jets practice team, go to Canada
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and play, play in the CFL, play in the Arena league,
show your te be undeniably great out there, because if
it's about playing football, that's where you can play. If
it's about playing in the NFL, YO, this shit is done.
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It is fucking done. And it comes up like every
year and yes, we know this quarterback played, and that
quarterback played, and this quarterbacks in the league, and yo,
This dude hasn't played professional football seven fucking years. Man,
That shit's crazy. Seven fucking years done. Just like the
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Dallas Cowboys super Bowl hopes. They're not winning this fucking
super Bowl. Mark my words. I'm saying this at the
end of September, whatever date, this is September, whatever the
fuck the date this is. The Dallas Cowboys are not
winning this Super Bowl. Miles Jordan, dog here this They're
not winning the Super Bowl. You fox you sorry? And
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I know probably what about your giants? Fuck you? We
ain't talking about my giants? What about your Jets? Fuck you?
Mike crap? What about your fantasy football team? That don't
fucking get me crazy. This ain't about rap reports to
light aka history of violence AKA these lips don't lie.
This is about the Dallas Cowboys. You fuck you know
(38:34):
what this is going on. I was out on the strike
line today. The WGA, the Writers Guild of America, is
done with their strike settled. That's great. However, the Screen
(38:54):
Actors Guild SAG respectfully, we don't even have our next
meeting with the producers on the docket on the books
as of the recording of this. I am Rapaport stereo podcast. Now,
sniff around. See if your favorite actor is on their
(39:18):
Instagram talking about it. See if your favorite big, big,
big star is saying anything about it. See if your
favorite favorite big comedian slash actor is saying anything about it. Crickets,
Let me hear some crickets, Miles Jordan, hear that those
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are fucking crickets. Now, I was out there striking today.
I don't like it. It's loud, it's boring, it's depressing.
Do not be fooled by what goes on Instagram. Do
not be fooled by what's on social media. With these strengths,
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do not be fooled of any of it. It sucks,
big elephant dick. Okay, it's not fun, it's not crunk.
And now that the writers they figured it out, where's
that union solidarity? We were with you guys every single
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day on the front lines until we started striking on
our own. Where are you guys? We need support. You
motherfuckers are back to work, but you can't do shit
without us. Now, what they're thinking is gonna happen the
producers is uh, they want to smoke us out. Remember
how Bush said he was gonna smoke out oh Sama,
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been dumb, dumb, Well, that's what they think they're gonna
do with us. Historically, the directors always settle. Then it's
the writers, then it's the actors. You'd be like, how
fucking they do that? The actors are the biggest names.
I don't fucking know how it works, why it happens.
But they're trying to give us scraps, and you're like,
Mike Crapp, but what about we ain't talking about Leonardo,
George Clooney, Brad pizzol on them. We're talking about the
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everyday folk. But your favorite big shot actor. All these
award winning actors at the Dmmys, the Oscars, the People
Choice Awards, the Golden Globes, they are up there. Feminism
is this, and pollution is that, and save the penguins
(41:27):
this and save the trees that. I'm down with all
that too, But where you motherfucker's at with this? More crickets,
goddamn it, more fucking crickets. You hear the crickets? Anyway,
I was walking around New York. There's a health crisis.
(41:49):
There's an overdose crisis in New York. Motherfuckers are o
ding at record numbers in New York Nueve York a
twelve percent increase in fatal overdoses in New York. And
now they're suggesting that every day folk like myself, every
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day New Yorkers who ain't got drug problems, who are
not on that heron, that fentanyl, that booger sugar, that
nose candy, or whatever the fuck else these people are on,
they're suggesting that we that we everyday folk, learn and
(42:35):
carry around the looxin, which is an anti overdose medicine
and an overdose reverse medicine. So if I'm walking down
the street and a motherfucker is O Dan, I'm supposed
to what? I'm a doctor feel good over here? Dr Doolittle,
doctor stranger, doctor j listen. I'll call nine one one,
(42:59):
But I'm not. I'm not dosing something the fuck, you know,
kind of liability shit you could get into, you know, dangerous.
Then is you're supposed to take out some hydro chlorine
or hydro chlorine, some no loxin and it's an injectable
and give it to some a perfect stranger on the street,
(43:20):
O Dan, I ain't doing it. I save planes. I
saved my wife from choking, and who knows what other
heroic tricks I have up my sleeve, but I ain't
doing all that. Sorry. You can't expect people to do
all that. You need to be trained to do all that.
(43:41):
I mean, if you could like throw some water on
them or something, maybe that'll help. If I could do
something like that. But I'm not doing all that other
goofy shit you're talking about. I'm not trained in that area.
What else is going on? Pig dick lost again liable
of fraud. A ruling finding pig dick Donald Trump was
(44:04):
liable of fraud and canceling his business licenses is rare,
and he got fucked again for lying. Him and his
sons lying saying that that shithole mar A Lago is
worth three hundred million dollars three hundred million dollars. This
(44:26):
guy said that that piss hole down there is worth
three hundred, no, six hundred, six hundred million dollars, six
hundred more than it was actually worth. Said that his
dumphole Trump Towers is two hundred million dollars more valuable
than what it was, and it's twice, no triple the
(44:47):
actual size. He said that his property was triple the
actual sizes. If nobody was going to be able to check,
and nobody was going to be able to find out
that this happened. The said that his his lawyer's claims
were fantasies unquote, said that Homie's on some Disney World shit,
(45:12):
on some Mickey Mouse Peter Pan type shit. Got him,
got him one mo time, got him one more time.
It's so good. And are you surprised? Of course not.
We're anesticized from all his bullshit. We are numb from
(45:36):
all his bullshit. Everything about him has become white noise.
But not me, not for me. I hear it clear
as day. This motherfucker lies about everything, lies about his
dick size, lies about his hand size, lies about his weight,
lies about his wallet size. He's a no good, good
(45:57):
for nothing, lion ass, punk ass, trick ass bitch, and
they got him a wiggedy one mo time. Miles Jordan,
let's do it, uh, let's do it. Take me out
(46:18):
of it with something real nice, in this puppy, with
something real loud, but most importantly in this puppy, with
something real funky. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's
most disruptive podcast and follow me on each and every
(46:39):
platform at Michael Rapperport. Respectfully, I'm out
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