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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The thing is there's a lot of like degenerate gamblers
at the table and people who are very disarming and
like I'll talk back to them and I'll be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. Like all you know,
I tend to not get into it with people, but
if I have to, I'll get into it with someone.
This guy, I wanted nothing to do with this guy.
That gives you the idea of like who this guy is.
So he scared me a little. So he's kind of
(00:22):
being playful in the beginning. I would say it was
very similar to Joe Peshy and Goodfellas when he goes,
you know what's so funny? I am I amusing, and
they're all laughing and they think that he's joking. Then
it gets really dark and he's really serious and the
tone changes. That was the energy that this guy was giving.
So I say, I was looking at the TV. I said,
(00:44):
I don't even know this guy. And then the guy
next to me, he goes, hey, he didn't look at me.
I don't know what you're talking about. He goes, he goes,
I'm not talking to you. He goes, he's a he's
a big boy. He can answer for himself. I want
to keep here. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He goes. He said, you're a big boy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
He goes, he's a big boy. He can't answer for himself.
I want to hear it from his mouth. I did
you get this guy's number? I was so scared. I
don't know like what I was looking like, but I
was scared.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
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(01:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:52):
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Speaker 2 (02:25):
Is here.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggity the Ziggity, the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My name
is Michael Rappaport aka the Raging Bullshitter aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi,
aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior aka
the Gringo Man Dingo. This is the Iron Rapport Stereo
(02:50):
podcast worldwide phenomenon. And I told you he was gonna
be here. Everybody was excited about him being here. Everybody
was excited about the birthday Boy being here. Welcome back
to the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Thirty four year
old Deuce Paccino aka Deuce Collins aka the Birthday Boy
(03:13):
Dean Collins, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh thank you man.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Thirty four years ago I was born, which is fucking
batshit crazy to me. I was just I noticed you
put a lot of aka's this time around for yourself.
I think I got two. You must have had. I
think I might have counted twelve. You had a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I added one for you. I added one for you.
I said, aka the birthday boy. But that's just a
one and done because the birthday was yesterday. Yes, the
birthday was Yes, the birthday happened, and then that's it.
We move forward. It's not like you turn ninety's it's.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know what, you totally agree, totally agree with you.
I'm not even gonna I mean, I'm not going to
argue with you about it. I feel the same way
as you do about birthdays. It's like you say, it's
a shit number thirty four fifty four, because I always
gauge it with you being twenty. We're twenty years apart,
almost exactly. And uh so, yeah, I mean, you know,
I'm thirty four. It's crazy to say that. I feel
(04:10):
like I should have turned like twenty eight. But whatever,
thirty four fuck thirty four.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And I had the pleasure of seeing you, you know,
the day after your birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm in Los Angeles for the next couple of days.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, what were you doing on my birthday that you could?
I mean, you flew into Los Angeles on my birthday
and for some reason you just couldn't squeeze me in
that day.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It was Nah, listen, we've been talking about your birthday
and potential birthday plans for weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, we didn't get We didn't get a commitment. So
we did. We did what we do.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're not gonna sit around and all that other goofy shit.
We're not doing none of that. We're not doing none.
We're not doing any of that. We didn't do any
of that. And I told you, even though we've been
hearing about this this thirty four, your old birthday for weeks,
I told you what did I tell you?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I said I wasn't getting you, and you did exactly that.
My friend, we could always count on you. You stay
true to your word. You didn't get me jack shit,
And you know what you gets you?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What did I get you? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Jack shit got you got? And you just like you rub,
you rub the salt in the wound too. You're not
You're like you're proud of it. It's like you're like elated.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Looking at you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You got like a huge smile on your face and
you didn't get me anything. And you know, years ago
I used to think when you say I'm not getting
you jack shit this year, and then you know my
birthday would roll around. I feel like you would somehow
pull it together and get me something. But I don't
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Over the years.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You just you really, you were honest. You were just like,
I'm not getting you shit. Birthday came around, I really
received nothing from you, which was fine. I appreciate the honesty.
And then days following the birthday, you really rub it
in and you say, I, what did I get you?
Jack shit? Like it hurts, but it's okay. That's just
our friendship. And I'm just glad to know that I
don't have to get you anything either.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Come by friend getting somebody nose strips and a nightc
Well Day Quell pack.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's not a gift.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's you went to write Aid and you picked up
a couple of things I asked you for. You got
me nose strips and a package of night Well Dayqull.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You should be so lucky that I'm thinking of you
when I go into write Aid because you know, I
had to get some groceries and things like that, and
I thought, oh, Michael's birthdays in a couple of days,
maybe I'll just let me just go to like because
you know, if I'm gonna get you something I got
out of the medicine aisle. You know, let's let's face it,
I'm not going any other aisle. I'm going to like
or the advil and this in the sleeping pills and
the nose shit. So I went there and I thought,
(06:31):
you know, it was a nice gesture. Pick up some
nose strips, pick up some advil. Everyone could use that.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, no, that's not an appropriate gift this time. You
go to get your grandmother because you can't go to
the store. That's not something you gave me what I
give you mother. No, motherfucker, no, no, motherfucker. You're gonna
take what I give you. That's that's what you're gonna get.
You're lucky to be getting that. That and those no strips,
by the way, and I know you know how much
they cost because you buy them for yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That shit ain't cheap. They're like fourteen ninety nine, those
no strips. No, those breathe rights.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Listen, you could get the right aid joints or the
CVS joints are a little cheaper, but they don't work.
They're not as effective. The thing breathe right. Yeah, the
breathe right joints. They're almost like they should do a
compilation with you know, gorilla tape, like gorilla glue or
gorilla tape. They have the duct tape. They should do
like you know, like Supreme will do like a Supreme Nike. Yeah,
(07:27):
that would be they should.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They should because you know what that adhesive, because you know,
you got me onto the breathe right. And I know
people listening are probably like, oh my god, this is
so fucking boring. They're talking about like breathewright, no strips
like you know, you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Know, feelings like people want listen. Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna interrupt you. There's so many podcasts in the world.
I guarantee you none of the podcasts that came out
this week had a long form, passionate, genuine conversation about
no strips and what kinds are better than the other.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I'm gonna say you're wrong on that. And I'm
saying there's.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Plenty of men and women, plenty of men and women
out there that are going, oh really, oh you got
it good? The CVS brand isn't as good as bread,
And I say no, the Breathe Right brand is the
OG brand.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I'm screaming. I'm screaming from the hilltops.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
A breathe right gorilla glue collab would be crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean, they already kind of have it because it's
like those those Breathe Right strips. You know, they change
some formula or something with like there's like a new packaging.
Ever since I've got the new shit, the adhesive is
so goddamn strong. In the morning, when I'm like ripping
it off of my nose, I have to go really
slow because if you don't go slow, you're gonna rip
the fuck it. You're like, I'm like ripping my goddamn
(08:40):
nose off a it is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
They're called breathe right. They're called breathe right. You're breathing right. Yeah,
them breathing's really nice at nighttime. They're not coming off.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You're sleeping to the night with that puppy on, and
that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't want to highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Falling.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It sounds like it was a good birthday gift. Actually no,
it was shit. It was shit. It was shit.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Did you get any other gifts worth mentioning from anybody else?
Did anybody else go, oh, I'm gonna get Dean something
that you want to mention.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You don't have to say, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, well, I had a family birthday dinner, like two
days prior to my actual birthday. Everyone showed up to that.
A lot of a lot of everyone knows. I love poker,
I love my gambling. I got a lot of Commerce money,
a lot of happy birthday. Go take this to the
casino and hopefully win some So I got a lot
of gambling money, Commerce money. It's Commerce is a casino
(09:33):
in Los Angeles. It's like fifteen minutes past downtown LA.
It's it's where I go to play poker. But how
do you how do you give somebody comment? You just
vend me just venmo me one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You can do that.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
If you want to, like donate to the fun you
could just I'll give you my venmo.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You just donate.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hey, hey, hey, fuck, you got your gift already, right,
What was it from you?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What what did you get so far?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Jack shit? I got I got nothing, pilot jack shit,
don't be talking about venmos. PayPal okay, cash?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I could just I could leave the Venmo in the
text message if you want if you just didn't know
what my idea was, I could just I could send
it to you later. And if you decide for the
fans you want you're asking, no, not for the fans,
for you, I could. I'm saying, I could just leave
it in the text message. I'll just shoot your text
on my ven money. You decide you want to. I
think you said, I'll leave it in like the show notes,
like you want. No, no, no, not the show notes. No
no no. Fans don't have to send me ship. I'd
(10:23):
love to get something from you, though, That would be
That would be nice. That'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, well, you're bringing up poker, you're bringing up gambling,
you're bringing you bring up e commerce money. I'm gonna
ask you flat, is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
That what it's called? E commerce?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Just commerce, just commerce whatever. It doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You getting gives a ship, yeah, because you're getting none
of it from me. But the question I have for
you is have you been back to the casino since
the last time I spoke to you.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes, I have podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I have gone back to the casino. I actually
had kind of a scary encounter when I went recently.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A couple of days ago was.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You know, I've shared a lot of my casino gambling
experiences at Commerce Casino specifically because you know, these casinos
a lot of degenerates in there, including yourself, including myself.
Because I'm fucking I'm seeing everybody. I recognize people that
were there previous nights, and I'm like, wow, I'm here
way too often, and I've shared a lot of stories.
(11:40):
This particular night I went, I was sitting down at
a table two hundred dollars buy in, and I'm sitting
directly across from this guy who's is like a Samoan
looking guy. He's like a big guy, like very buff,
looks scary like I like, he looks like he did
some jail time. I don't know, he just got this
vibe about him that I could tell that he's probably
(12:04):
done some jail time. He's got his girlfriend sitting next
to him. They're like girls to look like Asian girl
a little bit younger than him. He was kissing her
while we were playing poker. Oh, this is my beautiful wife,
and anything my beautiful wife wants, and oh, my beautiful
wife wants to go shopping, I'm going to take her shopping.
And I'm just you know, I go there, you know, incognito.
(12:24):
I go there with a sweatshirt and my hat, and like,
I don't want to be I don't want to talk
to people. I just want to do my thing and
get the fuck out of there. And so I'm sitting
there directly across from this guy, and a lot of
people like to stare you down when you're playing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
They just like to kind of size you up. This
is poker, right, This is poker.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
This is Texas holding poker at a two hundred dollars table.
So you know, the steaks aren't low like it's it's
serious money and people are there, and so the guy
is looking at me a lot. You know, a lot
of the time I get looked at like that because
I look a lot younger than a lot of the
people that are at the table. So people kind of
look at me and they think, oh, maybe I could
like take advantage of this kid and whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So looking at this guy, he's got like an amazing
hand and it's me against him in this hand and
I have jack shit, is it just.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The two of you at the table? No, it's a
full table.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But he's he's with his girlfriend, he's like whispering in
his girlfriend's ear about me. I could tell that he's
like talking about me to his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know what the fuck was going on. I
like to stay out of it. We're playing this hand.
He you know, for people who don't know poker lingo,
I won't. I won't get into what the hand is
because you won't understand it. But he's got a really
good hand, and I'm bluffing I have jack shit, and
he's he's like, he's raising me eighty dollars, eighty dollars.
I'm raising you eighty dollars, and I'm going, oh, I
(13:41):
call it. And then the last card they show, I go, oh,
I'm all in, like I'm bluffing as if I have
really good cards. And he's pissed because he's got like
one of the best hands you could possibly have. He
has it, and he thinks I have a higher hand
than what he has.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm just I can act, I can bluff, I can lie,
and that's why I love poker. I can I can
do that kind of shit when I have nothing. So
he goes, oh, you would have never called that if
I know you have the flush and blah blah blah,
and he shows me his card. He was unfolding this.
He's like, I'm folding this. He goes, I know, I know,
you hit your diamond whatever. So anyway, he throws it away.
I take like eighty dollars of his money whatever it is,
(14:22):
eighty ninety dollars. Then the vibe starts to change a
little bit. He's not like so friendly, and you know,
he's kind of cracking jokes with people and whatever. All
of a sudden, the next hand, okay, the next hand,
I fold my cards and I look to the right.
I look to my right. There's somebody sitting next to me.
(14:43):
I wasn't looking at this guy. Okay, there's someone sitting
next to me. I was looking past him. There's a
TV behind this guy who's sitting next to me. There's
a game on or something. So I look to this guy,
and I accidentally make eye contact with the guy. But
I quickly, you know, take my eyes off of him
and look to the TV. And then I like looked
back down at my cards and whatever. I don't know
(15:03):
this guy, Okay, I don't know the guy sitting next
to me at all. I just I happened to look
past him at the television that.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was behind him.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The guy that I took the money from the hand
before the Samoan guy with his girlfriend clocks all of this.
For some reason. He's looking at me and he goes,
why did you just look at that guy? Why did
you look at him? And then you looked back down
at your cards and that guy nodded at you. And
I was like what? And he was like, he goes
(15:31):
what and he starts mocking me. He goes, what do
you mean what? He goes, you not listen to what
I just said? And I said, no, I'm just confused,
Like what are you talking about. He goes, I saw
you look at the guy next to you, and then
he nodded at you, and then you looked back down
at your cards. He goes, you're cheating. And I was like, no, no, no, no,
I was looking past him at the television because there's
(15:54):
a game on. I just happened to look past him.
He goes, he goes, oh, so you're telling me what
I saw. I didn't really see. You're telling me what
I saw I didn't see, right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is that what I'm telling? No? No, no, this was
this was.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Scary this I like this fucking guy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The thing is, there's a lot of like degenerate gamblers
at the table and people who are very disarming and
like I'll talk back to them and I'll be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. Like all you know,
I tend to not get into it with people, but
if I have to, I'll get into it with someone.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I wanted nothing to do with this guy. That that
gives you the idea of like who this guy is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So like him.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He scared me a little. So he's kind of being
playful in the beginning. I would say it was very
similar to Joe Peshi and Goodfellas when he goes, you
know what's so funny?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Am I am?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I amusing and they're all laughing and they think that
he's joking. Then it gets really dark and he's really
serious and the and the tone changes. That was the
energy that this guy was giving. So I say, I
was looking at the TV. I said, I don't even
know this guy, and then the guy next to me goes, hey,
he didn't look at me. I don't know what you're
talking about. He goes, He goes, I'm not talking to you.
(17:00):
He goes, he's a he's a big boy. He can
answer for himself. I want to keep here. It was insane.
He goes, he said, you're a big boy. He goes,
he's a big boy, he can answer for himself. I
want to hear it from his mouth. Did you get
this guy's number? I was so scared. I don't know
like what I was looking like, but I was scared.
I truly was scared because there are fights that breakout
(17:20):
all the time, and what.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Does the dealer say when this happens. Nobody's saying anything.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I was shocked because some people will chime in, or
the pit boss will come and hey, what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No one's saying anything. It's just me and this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And he goes, and then the other guy goes, yeah, okay,
I know, but it seems like you're having trouble answering
the question. And I said no, I just was, And
so the guy goes, he goes, you're cheating. I think
that you and him are conspiring and you guys are
cheating together. And the guy next to me, he says,
that's a big accusation to be making to call me
a cheater, and you know, accusations like that have consequences,
(17:54):
and the guy kind of starts puffing out his chess.
He goes, he goes, oh yeah, what are the consequences?
He goes, I'm prepared for any consequences that they have,
and then it gets silent and I.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I'm biting my tongue and I'm playing, and now we're
doing the hands, and this guy across from me is
looking at me the whole time, staring.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
So you guys started playing again.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Started playing again, just like carried on as if nothing.
And the dealer is dealing out all the cards and
I'm looking at each person that she's dealing to, but
she deals to the guy who he's accusing me of
cheating with, and I'm just like, quickly, I don't look
at him, like I'm not looking at him anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Like I am like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Looking at that guy. I don't know that guy. I'm
not cheating. And anyway, it was really scary. The guy
starts pointing up at the cameras and he goes like
pointing up at the cameras on the ceiling and he's
pointing at me and this guy and he goes cameras.
Look at these two, look at these two right here,
and we're you know, scary. And the guy ends up saying,
you know, my wife wants to go shopping. I'm gonna
take her shopping. And and again.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You're gonna take her.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Fuck He's like, I'm gonna take your money and you're
gonna take my wife's shop. That's that's where that's what
he was saying is and he was saying he was
He didn't say it, but.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He was like, you little fuck you. He was thinking
all that.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Ship, it could have led to some some goofy ship
there he was cashing out and he kept looking back
at the table while he was like cashing his chips out.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
At like what a fucking psychopath did He was drunk
or he was drinking.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He was drinking though, but he was a big guy,
and uh, and he was scared the ship out of him.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
He really did scare me.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And he left and the guy next to me, who
he accused of cheating, he got. He got the pit
boss over. As soon as the guy left. He was
that guy over there was accusing me of cheating. And
that's a serious accusation, and shouldn't there be a warning
against him, or can't you ban him? And they're like,
we didn't see it, but let us know next time.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I was spooked.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So after that, I was up about one hundred dollars
and I said, fuck it, I'm getting the fuck out
of here. So I was looking over my shoulder, and
you know, I cashed my chips out. I got a
hundred bucks and I walked to the parking lot. And
anything goes in the parking lot. I mean to give
you an idea. These parking lots have fucking watchtowers in them,
like prison. These parking lots literally of watchtowers where security
(20:01):
guards are in the watch towers overseeing. Are you serious, Yes,
shit goes down. You know when you're fucking with people's money,
and you know when when you're accusing someone of cheating.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And the guy, the guy next to me said, hey, man,
this is a friendly game. And the Samoan guy goes,
this isn't a friendly game. There's no such thing as
friendly games and poker, this ain't a friendly game. It
was scary, and and so I was I was looking
behind me as I was walking to my car, and
I got and as soon as I got in my car,
I locked it, and I said, that's right, bitch, you
ain't doing shit. I was like, I took your fucking money.
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I took one hundred dollars of your money. And I'm
still looking around, like I hope this guy's not fucking
you know. And I got on the freeway and I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Talking about it now. I'm talking about on the worldwide
phenomenon too. You fuck exactly so, And you know what,
now you're not taking your fucking wife shopping?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What about that? Fucko?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Now you're not taking your wife shopping because I got
I got your wife's one hundred dollars shopping money in
my wallet.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Mother, niggy, whatever shoes you were gonna get it, you're
getting cheap prepare than you were already going to get her.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You fuck right, she's not getting those lue batons, all
that shit.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You're not getting those. Maybe maybe you didn't hear I
don't fucking I don't shine shoes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Not all shine shoes, no more.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And I told my brother the story, and he said,
you know, you should have had someone escort you out
to the parking lot, and uh, you know, shit goes
down there. But that's my That's definitely one story that
has happened recently. That's on the list of stories of
a frightening experience, because, like I said, people will get
in fistfights. The girl sitting the girl sitting next to
me at this table thrower cards at the dealer. This
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girl was like thirty years old, and he was like,
you fucking bitch, I keep getting seven three, six ' five.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What is this bullshit? I've lost all my fucking money here.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
What do you think was gonna happen? You came to
a casino, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
This is the energy at these places. So I would
recommend anyone's trying to like.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Vegas or is it just specific. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know if that. I haven't played too much
poker in Vegas. But at this casino it's a sketchy neighborhood.
And and if anyone listening is a writer out there
or writes books or green plays or whatever, this is
such an amazing people watching place. And you know, I
want to make a casino movie. I want to do
a gambling movie about poker, because I know it so
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well and I have so many stories and you know,
like this story, I jot these things down because I
think that they would make for a great movie.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Some of these scenes. It sounds like a great movie.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I mean it sounds any great, like a like a
great chapter or a great movie.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's it was fucking nuts. But anyway, so I know
that was a long story. Hopefully like that and they
made it out alive.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I mean, I I just the only thing that I
wish is that if you got the guy's number, because
I would love to have that guy like with me,
like Gary, I mean, that'd be fucking awesome to have
him around for you, Like you wouldn't be mouthing off
to him. No, I was like, no, no, no, When on
the podcast starts at two o'clock, you're you're not gonna
mouth off amoen of course.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And usually, like I say, there's these degenerate guys at
the table and they'll start talking shit to me and
then all and you know, I stand up for myself,
you know, depending on the person.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I was like, my ego, I'm putting this shit aside
because this guy is a dude who I could tell will.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Follow me to the parking lot and jump me. He
was a liary.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, And I was like, god, I just literally just
looked to my right to a television. He thought we
were conspired. It was nuts. It was nuts anyway, So
I took some of that birthday money and I went
there and good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I talked about this on the last I Am rapports
Areo podcasts, and I talked about it on The Rappaport's
reality podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yes the Jinks, Oh god, yes.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I mean I talked about it, so I basically I
just said, it's like The Godfather one and two of
Murder docs and oh yeah, I don't know if it
was number one. I'm I think my list last time.
I think you had the Jinx is your number one list.
I think I had OJ. But the Jinks one and two,
which to me they're just one movie is now it's
(24:10):
super it's it's passed the staircase and it's past even
OJ and OJ is incredible and very very good.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But the Jinks is just way the fuck out there.
It really is like on that Godfather Part one and two. Shit.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I mean, look, nothing will beat the twenty fifteen season
one of the Jinks.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
It was so insane.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
He voluntarily got interviewed and uh, you know, really set
himself up for a fucking prison time. I mean, he
confessed and all that shit. Nothing touches that. But the
follow up was very fascinating. There was so many details
we didn't know about what happened after and Durst, what
a crazy series, What a crazy fucking series. But I
(24:52):
I just I, you know, I kept pausing it, going, fuck,
I hope there's not ten minutes left to this.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I wanted hours of it. It was so good.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
The last three episodes in particular, were masterpieces. I thought,
you know, some of the episodes in the beginning were good,
but it got really good towards the end.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I mean I want to watch the whole thing all
the way through again because.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Meets I pretty much did that recently and it is
still just so fucking It is so Cora.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The story is just crazy. It's crazy. It's just an incredible,
crazy story.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And uh, you know, I can't say enough if you
guys like like Breaking Bad or you know, any sort
of crime shows or crime movies, I can't recommend The
Jinks Part one and two highly enough.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And if you don't have a n HBO Max account,
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
For one months. Yeah, get it for one one. It's
it's that good.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He and he is kind of like a like an
anti hero, you know. He he's like a Walter White
where it's like he's a horrible person, but you find
yourself not rooting for him. Obviously he's killed three people,
but he's likable and even the directors like, you know,
I kind of like the guy. We became friends and
he's it's it's very fascinating, but it's a great docuseries
(26:07):
and I'm bummed it's over, and you know, it's done.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
He's dead.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's he escaped his prison time even after death, and
it's fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
So he died.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
He died right as soon as he got a you
know all it's like when he didn't have anything to
like live for, like in terms of escaping or manipulating.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
He just fucking died like an old piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's and him calling his friends after the verdict and
he's like Stewie and no one's answering the calls and
all that shit.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Which I wanted to ask you now, obviously I would
never kill anybody, but if I'm ever in jail, not
and I'm never going to jail. Yeah, Like I want
to just get it on record now, will you send
me commissary.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm not saying no.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
We've had and it's funny, and we've had this conversation before.
I'm not I told you we have to depending on
what you're going to prison for. It really, what are
you get in there?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Okay, all right, it's no violence, no one, no, come on, man,
don't put that shit on me.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm wonderingcause I did have a hit and run recently.
I'll have to tell you that outside of the you
hit somebody, I got into something and I hope that
it's fucked.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What the fuck? Man?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Basically, long story short, this happened like a day ago,
two days ago. I have to pay this person. I
was pulling into a parking lot and open parking lot
where Sugarfish was in Brentwood. Huh fuck, I hope this
whatever anyway.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, you know what, I want to just say, this
is just another example of you know, Michael Rapport, he's crazy,
he's the loud one. And but then like when when
you think about, like my life, my life is pretty
fucking boring, you're the one who's like you almost get
jumped in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
There's I mean, the list of stories hit and runs.
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I didn't technically do that, but I I pulled into
a space that was very, very tight, and I didn't
know that I had hit this car. Tesla was right
next to me, and I pulled in and I swiped
the side of their car. Their car alarm started going off,
and this is like an open parking lot and people
were looking, and I panicked and I was like, oh shit.
(28:17):
I panicked, and I reversed the car and I left
and I left, and I felt so guilty driving. I
got about five ten minutes, you know, to where I
was going, and I called my mom and she's like,
turn the fucking car around, go back, write a note.
All that shit because people got security cameras. Blah blah
blah blah blah. I went to the valet guys and
(28:37):
I said, listen, I hit this car. I want to
come back. I had to go get a piece of
paper and a pen. And they said, we know someone
actually filmed the whole thing. They got your your license,
they got the video of it, and they tried to
find the owner of the car and they couldn't find them.
We don't want to get involved, and so I wrote
a note on the girl's car and I said, look,
I hit your car. I didn't realize until the car
(28:59):
alarm went off, which was true, and here's my number.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Let's figure it out. Call me. She called me and
she said, hey, thank you for calling me.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I said, look, I know this is a big inconvenience
and she said, yeah it is, but you know, these
things happen.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Thank you for calling me.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I actually filed the police report against you because I
got your license plate. Because what I didn't know is
that Tesla's my friend, told me this have cameras built
into them so you could see everything after the fact.
So she got my license plate. She probably saw the
whole thing happen after the fact. But she said, I
called the police. I canceled the report. If they call you,
(29:34):
just give them my number. Blah blah blah. It's gonna
cost me about two thousand dollars out of pocket, so
I have to go. And it's a whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yo. You you are chalk full.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I mean, you just lobbed that in there like you're
fucking crazy, man.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I had that crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, but I did the right thing. My conscience
could not have fucking handled that the right.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's funny because I brought this up by saying, if
I went to prison, you should be asking me, Yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I were in your prison.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, And it's just it's exactly what I got you
for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm not going I'm not going call me. Don't yo,
I'm just calling a fuck around. YO.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I need they got Dorito's here. Don't for any of
that ship, don't. I'm gonna need some commissary money. Nah,
no collect call, no protection money, none of that ship
because you're going in there like you got gambling fraud,
you got gambling debts.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't know what the fuck you're into it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'm good. I don't have no debt. I don't have nothing.
I'm gonna miss the nighttime. When you did the hit
and run, let's just call it's not a hit and
run because I ended up, I came back. It was
a hit and run and then came back right right.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
But that's okay, But you did it I hit and
running back. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm actually not legally allowed to discuss this this uh
situation at the moment, so I'd rather not dive into
any other details about it.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh no, we don't need any more details, my friend.
We'll be looking to sit up on the You could
look all this stuff up. You ain't going to find
me with a mug shot. You ain't gonna find any
of that. But you got arrested. No, no, I'm saying
you're not gonna find me. You could look me up.
I don't have dead I don't have mug shots. I'm
like a good Samaritan. I have never done anything like
that in my entire life. I froze, I panicked. The
other thing I wanted to throw at you is that
(31:22):
you said the other day when I hit you, like, Oh,
I'm going to tennis or I'm at tennis.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So, how's your tennis lessons going? Been taking tennis lessons.
I've only done two so far with my friend. They've
been going well. I'm a member now of a certain club.
I played tennis. I'd really like to get better at it.
But you and me, I think we would be fantastic
playing tennis. I think that'd be a great movie. That'd
be like a good buddy buddy movie, Like it'd be
Challengers for you and I bro.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yo, you and me playing tennis or as a doubles team.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, because I mean, let me tell you something, me
playing tennis is one of the funniest things as you
could ever.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I've never seen that. I'd love to see it. It's
it's awesome. Because but but can you rally? Like, are
you just I could rally? I could rally.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
My My biggest problem that I've never been able to
do is perfecting a serve. I I don't have hard
serve is a very very very hard thing to do consistently,
and it's challenging. And I I mean, I haven't played
in a while. But tennis is a great, great fun sport.
Is a you playing on cement or clay?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
What are we playing on? No? Cement? I think I'm
playing on cement?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You think you don't know what clay? What do you
mean clay? Is that like like foamy? No, I'm playing
on cement like a record in tennis. I'm playing on
a tennis court on clay cement. What are you talking about?
Go to tennis courts cement? Yeah, it's yeah, we'll have
to do that maybe when you when you're you're still
in town, right, you're still over here.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
We're gonna go still in town times running out and
so it's not like I'm like dying to play with you.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm just throwing it out there. Well, I thing it'd
be a fun thing, it'd be a fun activity for
us to do. Good. Maybe I take you to the
casino too, Maybe you come with me. You just I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I got enough trouble. I The last thing I need
to do is go with you into a casino. Who
you're You're You're tied up in the Samoan mob. I
don't want any I don't want any ship with you
in the casino. Like, That's the last place I need
to be is in a casino in where is it?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Like in fucking Mountain commerce? It's called commerce. Fuck all that.
I don't want anything to do with that. I don't
blame you. Have you seen anything else besides the jinxer?
Have you seen any movies?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I've seen a lot. Actually, I've been going to the
movies on my own. I go, I go to the
movies and my girlfriend has no interest in seeing like
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes and Mad Max
Furiosa I saw by myself.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Really, So, what's your review of Kingdom of the Planet
of the Apes.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I mean it was good. I mean it's fucking apes.
There's like actors like doing ape sounds and all that shit.
I mean it was entertaining.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Furiosa, I really liked But I mean these both of
these movies, mind you were two and a half hours long.
They're fucking long movies.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Furiosa was really good, Like the first hour and a
half was really good, and then like the last thirty
minutes was kind of anti climactic for me. I still
enjoyed it. But Furiosa came out this Memorial Day weekend
and I guess it was the lowest performing movie for
Memorial Day weekend in thirty years, the worst performance for
(34:30):
a movie that come out on Memorial Day. So I
heard it's scary with with movies and no Furiosa's Anya
Taylor Joy and Christimsworth. Wow, it's it's good.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's George Miller you know direct the Yah. Yeah, all,
I didn't see that last Mad Max movie. Who was it?
It was good Jostling and Charlie Stone. I don't think
Ryan Gosling, but Charlie Stone was in it. Fury Road.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
And I'm not a big fan of like desert shit.
Like this year it's like fucking so much s. It's
like we got Dune. It's like a great year for
fucking sand. Great year for sand, fantastic year for sand.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
And do you take naps when you go to see
this shit? No?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Sometimes? Yeah, furios I knawed out for for like twenty minutes.
So maybe that's why I didn't love the ending, because
I definitely fell asleep for a little bit of it.
I take a gummy on my own too. I'll go
to the grove and I'll take a gummy and then
I just immersed myself. Got fantastic seats. It's really nice.
And and I dipped that bunch of crunch in my popcorn.
I'm like a fucking pig. And then and then I
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and then I left the theater high out of my mind,
and I had fucking chocolate smeared all over my goddamn jeans.
I had to come home and take a toothbrush with
hydrogen peroxide and get that shit out.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh shit, harol, I don't know how that works. But yeah,
I'm having a good time at the movies. Have you
seen anything that you haven't seen really shit. I haven't,
and I know that I know the answer to that.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
With the NBA playoffs, with the reality TV, with you know,
the jinks between the playoffs reality TV and the jinks,
I haven't been able to see shit to be totally,
you know, when the playoffs are done, Juliza, good month
for hopefully of me to catch up on some films.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I mean, but the way you describe these movies furios
and now, these are these are ones that I mean,
me and my girlfriend will see everything.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But she was just like, I have no interest to
see Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes or Mad Max.
And but she told me she's she's all caught up
on vander Pump Rules because she gave it another and
she said it's she wanted me to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
She thinks it's great and she wants to talk to
you about it. But she's she's all. She said, it's
really good. Ending Oh my gosh, too good. I've been
out of filmmaking.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Talk about storytelling, talk about piecing it together, talk about
editing the undertaking. People don't understand how challenging that shit is.
I mean, just excellent, just just across the board. Is
there anything else that you've seen, anything else you want
to discuss on Let's just say this is your podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You're thirty four, I.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Know, and I feel bad because I'm like, you're asking
me everything, and I feel like I'm like I'm sitting
over here like I'm Alec Baldwin, like let's do the
Life and Times of d And I haven't asked you anything,
like is anything that you want to talk about? Like
you could treat me as a therapist, or it could
just be about like your you know, your ankle is
not feeling good today, or you're having some family issues,
like what's.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Been ankle's been okay?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
You know, overall joints are feeling you know, pretty pretty decent,
pretty solid. You got a very very busy month of
June to be hones. Am I going to get on
the road with you? I mean, we go where we're going.
I got something for you. I got a couple of
things we'll discuss off air. We got we got a couple.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Of Okay, I'm ready to see the rapid pack out
in the flesh. I kind of want to like get
out of la and and get on the road again.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, yeah, we hear that, and then you're like again,
and then you're like, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
To go to wherever the fuck? No, I like you,
I'm saying I want It's not like we're going to Hawaii, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
So I just think, like, why not, Like the people
of Hawaii probably love you people.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm sure you see. I could get a good show,
and I'm not taking you to New Zealand. I take
my you'd rather.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Go to Pleasanton instead of like Fiji or Hawaii. And
I just don't understand the logic.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That if I let me tell you something, if I
go do a show in Hawaii, you're taking your wife,
not me. Maybe you'll go if it's just a quick thing.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
But when you're talking about Fiji and Zealand and all that,
I'm not bring it. None of those places, Australia, none
of that shit, none of that sh okay, none of
that shit.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You're going through. But whatever whatever.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Anyway, all right, well listen, this was a pleasure for
me because hearing the screws get tightened up, real nice
and real proper for you. Man, that that I like that,
I like that I liked.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Me, like scared me.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
And if I was if I took a gummy before
I went, because sometimes I do that, my heart would
be pounding out of my fucking chest.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
But I was scared. I was not.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Anytime I would like look back up at the guy,
he'd be staring at me like it was really scary.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
And what was the girlfriend doing?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Wallace jack shit just like like looking at me kissing
her husband like looked like she just kind of puts
up with whatever, like she sees She's.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Like, she's like this little motherfucker's not messing up my
shop and spray.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Definitely it was.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I mean it was like he he was like, yeah,
my girl wants to go shopping. And then he took
her to the fucking snack shop in the casino. I'm like,
that's weird taking her like it was weird.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Man, it was weird.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
That's that's it. I could have I would have got
you a couple of diet coke.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
This now he bought her like a fucking commerce casino hat.
Who the fuck knows what she got. But the guy
was scary.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I hope I don't run into him again. All right, Well,
this was this was magical.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Another magical podcast with the Young Shooter. Happy Birthday the
birthday wishes you know the celebration.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm sure you'll get plenty of birthday wishes. Uh, so
we wish you a happy.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Birthday and uh, what can I say, Myles Jordan Ak
the Bligty.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Bleach Brothers, let's end this puppy.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Uh, take us out of what something real nice, Take
us out of it with something real loud, and take
us out of here with something really celebratory.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Uh uh for this Iron Wrap four stereo podcast. We're
done
The thing is there's a lot of like degenerate gamblers
at the table and people who are very disarming and
like I'll talk back to them and I'll be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. Like all you know,
I tend to not get into it with people, but
if I have to, I'll get into it with someone.
This guy, I wanted nothing to do with this guy.
That gives you the idea of like who this guy is.
So he scared me a little. So he's kind of
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being playful in the beginning. I would say it was
very similar to Joe Peshy and Goodfellas when he goes,
you know what's so funny? I am I amusing, and
they're all laughing and they think that he's joking. Then
it gets really dark and he's really serious and the
tone changes. That was the energy that this guy was giving.
So I say, I was looking at the TV. I said,
(00:44):
I don't even know this guy. And then the guy
next to me, he goes, hey, he didn't look at me.
I don't know what you're talking about. He goes, he goes,
I'm not talking to you. He goes, he's a he's
a big boy. He can answer for himself. I want
to keep here. It was insane.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He goes. He said, you're a big boy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
He goes, he's a big boy. He can't answer for himself.
I want to hear it from his mouth. I did
you get this guy's number? I was so scared. I
don't know like what I was looking like, but I
was scared.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
Rapports Stereo podcast, The Birthday Boy, The Birthday Celebration, The
Young Shooter, Dean Collins aka Deuce Paccino, the part time
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Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggity the Ziggity, the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My name
is Michael Rappaport aka the Raging Bullshitter aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi,
aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior aka
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podcast worldwide phenomenon. And I told you he was gonna
be here. Everybody was excited about him being here. Everybody
was excited about the birthday Boy being here. Welcome back
to the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Thirty four year
old Deuce Paccino aka Deuce Collins aka the Birthday Boy
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Dean Collins, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh thank you man.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Thirty four years ago I was born, which is fucking
batshit crazy to me. I was just I noticed you
put a lot of aka's this time around for yourself.
I think I got two. You must have had. I
think I might have counted twelve. You had a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I added one for you. I added one for you.
I said, aka the birthday boy. But that's just a
one and done because the birthday was yesterday. Yes, the
birthday was Yes, the birthday happened, and then that's it.
We move forward. It's not like you turn ninety's it's.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know what, you totally agree, totally agree with you.
I'm not even gonna I mean, I'm not going to
argue with you about it. I feel the same way
as you do about birthdays. It's like you say, it's
a shit number thirty four fifty four, because I always
gauge it with you being twenty. We're twenty years apart,
almost exactly. And uh so, yeah, I mean, you know,
I'm thirty four. It's crazy to say that. I feel
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like I should have turned like twenty eight. But whatever,
thirty four fuck thirty four.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And I had the pleasure of seeing you, you know,
the day after your birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm in Los Angeles for the next couple of days.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, what were you doing on my birthday that you could?
I mean, you flew into Los Angeles on my birthday
and for some reason you just couldn't squeeze me in
that day.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It was Nah, listen, we've been talking about your birthday
and potential birthday plans for weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, we didn't get We didn't get a commitment. So
we did. We did what we do.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're not gonna sit around and all that other goofy shit.
We're not doing none of that. We're not doing none.
We're not doing any of that. We didn't do any
of that. And I told you, even though we've been
hearing about this this thirty four, your old birthday for weeks,
I told you what did I tell you?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I said I wasn't getting you, and you did exactly that.
My friend, we could always count on you. You stay
true to your word. You didn't get me jack shit,
And you know what you gets you?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
What did I get you? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Jack shit got you got? And you just like you rub,
you rub the salt in the wound too. You're not
You're like you're proud of it. It's like you're like elated.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Looking at you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You got like a huge smile on your face and
you didn't get me anything. And you know, years ago
I used to think when you say I'm not getting
you jack shit this year, and then you know my
birthday would roll around. I feel like you would somehow
pull it together and get me something. But I don't
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Over the years.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You just you really, you were honest. You were just like,
I'm not getting you shit. Birthday came around, I really
received nothing from you, which was fine. I appreciate the honesty.
And then days following the birthday, you really rub it
in and you say, I, what did I get you?
Jack shit? Like it hurts, but it's okay. That's just
our friendship. And I'm just glad to know that I
don't have to get you anything either.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Come by friend getting somebody nose strips and a nightc
Well Day Quell pack.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's not a gift.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's you went to write Aid and you picked up
a couple of things I asked you for. You got
me nose strips and a package of night Well Dayqull.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You should be so lucky that I'm thinking of you
when I go into write Aid because you know, I
had to get some groceries and things like that, and
I thought, oh, Michael's birthdays in a couple of days,
maybe I'll just let me just go to like because
you know, if I'm gonna get you something I got
out of the medicine aisle. You know, let's let's face it,
I'm not going any other aisle. I'm going to like
or the advil and this in the sleeping pills and
the nose shit. So I went there and I thought,
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you know, it was a nice gesture. Pick up some
nose strips, pick up some advil. Everyone could use that.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
No, no, that's not an appropriate gift this time. You
go to get your grandmother because you can't go to
the store. That's not something you gave me what I
give you mother. No, motherfucker, no, no, motherfucker. You're gonna
take what I give you. That's that's what you're gonna get.
You're lucky to be getting that. That and those no strips,
by the way, and I know you know how much
they cost because you buy them for yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That shit ain't cheap. They're like fourteen ninety nine, those
no strips. No, those breathe rights.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Listen, you could get the right aid joints or the
CVS joints are a little cheaper, but they don't work.
They're not as effective. The thing breathe right. Yeah, the
breathe right joints. They're almost like they should do a
compilation with you know, gorilla tape, like gorilla glue or
gorilla tape. They have the duct tape. They should do
like you know, like Supreme will do like a Supreme Nike. Yeah,
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that would be they should.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They should because you know what that adhesive, because you know,
you got me onto the breathe right. And I know
people listening are probably like, oh my god, this is
so fucking boring. They're talking about like breathewright, no strips
like you know, you.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Know, feelings like people want listen. Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna interrupt you. There's so many podcasts in the world.
I guarantee you none of the podcasts that came out
this week had a long form, passionate, genuine conversation about
no strips and what kinds are better than the other.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I'm gonna say you're wrong on that. And I'm
saying there's.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Plenty of men and women, plenty of men and women
out there that are going, oh really, oh you got
it good? The CVS brand isn't as good as bread,
And I say no, the Breathe Right brand is the
OG brand.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And I'm screaming. I'm screaming from the hilltops.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
A breathe right gorilla glue collab would be crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean, they already kind of have it because it's
like those those Breathe Right strips. You know, they change
some formula or something with like there's like a new packaging.
Ever since I've got the new shit, the adhesive is
so goddamn strong. In the morning, when I'm like ripping
it off of my nose, I have to go really
slow because if you don't go slow, you're gonna rip
the fuck it. You're like, I'm like ripping my goddamn
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nose off a it is.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
They're called breathe right. They're called breathe right. You're breathing right. Yeah,
them breathing's really nice at nighttime. They're not coming off.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
You're sleeping to the night with that puppy on, and
that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't want to highly recommend it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Falling.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It sounds like it was a good birthday gift. Actually no,
it was shit. It was shit. It was shit.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Did you get any other gifts worth mentioning from anybody else?
Did anybody else go, oh, I'm gonna get Dean something
that you want to mention.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You don't have to say, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, well, I had a family birthday dinner, like two
days prior to my actual birthday. Everyone showed up to that.
A lot of a lot of everyone knows. I love poker,
I love my gambling. I got a lot of Commerce money,
a lot of happy birthday. Go take this to the
casino and hopefully win some So I got a lot
of gambling money, Commerce money. It's Commerce is a casino
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in Los Angeles. It's like fifteen minutes past downtown LA.
It's it's where I go to play poker. But how
do you how do you give somebody comment? You just
vend me just venmo me one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You can do that.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
If you want to, like donate to the fun you
could just I'll give you my venmo.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You just donate.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hey, hey, hey, fuck, you got your gift already, right,
What was it from you?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What what did you get so far?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Jack shit? I got I got nothing, pilot jack shit,
don't be talking about venmos. PayPal okay, cash?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I could just I could leave the Venmo in the
text message if you want if you just didn't know
what my idea was, I could just I could send
it to you later. And if you decide for the
fans you want you're asking, no, not for the fans,
for you, I could. I'm saying, I could just leave
it in the text message. I'll just shoot your text
on my ven money. You decide you want to. I
think you said, I'll leave it in like the show notes,
like you want. No, no, no, not the show notes. No
no no. Fans don't have to send me ship. I'd
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love to get something from you, though, That would be
That would be nice. That'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, well, you're bringing up poker, you're bringing up gambling,
you're bringing you bring up e commerce money. I'm gonna
ask you flat, is.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
That what it's called? E commerce?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Just commerce, just commerce whatever. It doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
You getting gives a ship, yeah, because you're getting none
of it from me. But the question I have for
you is have you been back to the casino since
the last time I spoke to you.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes, I have podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, I have gone back to the casino. I actually
had kind of a scary encounter when I went recently.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A couple of days ago was.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You know, I've shared a lot of my casino gambling
experiences at Commerce Casino specifically because you know, these casinos
a lot of degenerates in there, including yourself, including myself.
Because I'm fucking I'm seeing everybody. I recognize people that
were there previous nights, and I'm like, wow, I'm here
way too often, and I've shared a lot of stories.
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This particular night I went, I was sitting down at
a table two hundred dollars buy in, and I'm sitting
directly across from this guy who's is like a Samoan
looking guy. He's like a big guy, like very buff,
looks scary like I like, he looks like he did
some jail time. I don't know, he just got this
vibe about him that I could tell that he's probably
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done some jail time. He's got his girlfriend sitting next
to him. They're like girls to look like Asian girl
a little bit younger than him. He was kissing her
while we were playing poker. Oh, this is my beautiful wife,
and anything my beautiful wife wants, and oh, my beautiful
wife wants to go shopping, I'm going to take her shopping.
And I'm just you know, I go there, you know, incognito.
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I go there with a sweatshirt and my hat, and like,
I don't want to be I don't want to talk
to people. I just want to do my thing and
get the fuck out of there. And so I'm sitting
there directly across from this guy, and a lot of
people like to stare you down when you're playing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
They just like to kind of size you up. This
is poker, right, This is poker.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
This is Texas holding poker at a two hundred dollars table.
So you know, the steaks aren't low like it's it's
serious money and people are there, and so the guy
is looking at me a lot. You know, a lot
of the time I get looked at like that because
I look a lot younger than a lot of the
people that are at the table. So people kind of
look at me and they think, oh, maybe I could
like take advantage of this kid and whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So looking at this guy, he's got like an amazing
hand and it's me against him in this hand and
I have jack shit, is it just.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The two of you at the table? No, it's a
full table.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But he's he's with his girlfriend, he's like whispering in
his girlfriend's ear about me. I could tell that he's
like talking about me to his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I don't know what the fuck was going on. I
like to stay out of it. We're playing this hand.
He you know, for people who don't know poker lingo,
I won't. I won't get into what the hand is
because you won't understand it. But he's got a really
good hand, and I'm bluffing I have jack shit, and
he's he's like, he's raising me eighty dollars, eighty dollars.
I'm raising you eighty dollars, and I'm going, oh, I
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call it. And then the last card they show, I go, oh,
I'm all in, like I'm bluffing as if I have
really good cards. And he's pissed because he's got like
one of the best hands you could possibly have. He
has it, and he thinks I have a higher hand
than what he has.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm just I can act, I can bluff, I can lie,
and that's why I love poker. I can I can
do that kind of shit when I have nothing. So
he goes, oh, you would have never called that if
I know you have the flush and blah blah blah,
and he shows me his card. He was unfolding this.
He's like, I'm folding this. He goes, I know, I know,
you hit your diamond whatever. So anyway, he throws it away.
I take like eighty dollars of his money whatever it is,
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eighty ninety dollars. Then the vibe starts to change a
little bit. He's not like so friendly, and you know,
he's kind of cracking jokes with people and whatever. All
of a sudden, the next hand, okay, the next hand,
I fold my cards and I look to the right.
I look to my right. There's somebody sitting next to me.
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I wasn't looking at this guy. Okay, there's someone sitting
next to me. I was looking past him. There's a
TV behind this guy who's sitting next to me. There's
a game on or something. So I look to this guy,
and I accidentally make eye contact with the guy. But
I quickly, you know, take my eyes off of him
and look to the TV. And then I like looked
back down at my cards and whatever. I don't know
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this guy, Okay, I don't know the guy sitting next
to me at all. I just I happened to look
past him at the television that.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was behind him.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The guy that I took the money from the hand
before the Samoan guy with his girlfriend clocks all of this.
For some reason. He's looking at me and he goes,
why did you just look at that guy? Why did
you look at him? And then you looked back down
at your cards and that guy nodded at you. And
I was like what? And he was like, he goes
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what and he starts mocking me. He goes, what do
you mean what? He goes, you not listen to what
I just said? And I said, no, I'm just confused,
Like what are you talking about. He goes, I saw
you look at the guy next to you, and then
he nodded at you, and then you looked back down
at your cards. He goes, you're cheating. And I was like, no, no, no, no,
I was looking past him at the television because there's
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a game on. I just happened to look past him.
He goes, he goes, oh, so you're telling me what
I saw. I didn't really see. You're telling me what
I saw I didn't see, right?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is that what I'm telling? No? No, no, this was
this was.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Scary this I like this fucking guy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The thing is, there's a lot of like degenerate gamblers
at the table and people who are very disarming and
like I'll talk back to them and I'll be like,
I don't know what you're talking about. Like all you know,
I tend to not get into it with people, but
if I have to, I'll get into it with someone.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I wanted nothing to do with this guy. That that
gives you the idea of like who this guy is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So like him.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He scared me a little. So he's kind of being
playful in the beginning. I would say it was very
similar to Joe Peshi and Goodfellas when he goes, you
know what's so funny?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Am I am?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I amusing and they're all laughing and they think that
he's joking. Then it gets really dark and he's really
serious and the and the tone changes. That was the
energy that this guy was giving. So I say, I
was looking at the TV. I said, I don't even
know this guy, and then the guy next to me goes, hey,
he didn't look at me. I don't know what you're
talking about. He goes, He goes, I'm not talking to you.
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He goes, he's a he's a big boy. He can
answer for himself. I want to keep here. It was insane.
He goes, he said, you're a big boy. He goes,
he's a big boy, he can answer for himself. I
want to hear it from his mouth. Did you get
this guy's number? I was so scared. I don't know
like what I was looking like, but I was scared.
I truly was scared because there are fights that breakout
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all the time, and what.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Does the dealer say when this happens. Nobody's saying anything.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I was shocked because some people will chime in, or
the pit boss will come and hey, what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
No one's saying anything. It's just me and this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And he goes, and then the other guy goes, yeah, okay,
I know, but it seems like you're having trouble answering
the question. And I said no, I just was, And
so the guy goes, he goes, you're cheating. I think
that you and him are conspiring and you guys are
cheating together. And the guy next to me, he says,
that's a big accusation to be making to call me
a cheater, and you know, accusations like that have consequences,
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and the guy kind of starts puffing out his chess.
He goes, he goes, oh yeah, what are the consequences?
He goes, I'm prepared for any consequences that they have,
and then it gets silent and I.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I'm biting my tongue and I'm playing, and now we're
doing the hands, and this guy across from me is
looking at me the whole time, staring.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
So you guys started playing again.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Started playing again, just like carried on as if nothing.
And the dealer is dealing out all the cards and
I'm looking at each person that she's dealing to, but
she deals to the guy who he's accusing me of
cheating with, and I'm just like, quickly, I don't look
at him, like I'm not looking at him anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Like I am like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Looking at that guy. I don't know that guy. I'm
not cheating. And anyway, it was really scary. The guy
starts pointing up at the cameras and he goes like
pointing up at the cameras on the ceiling and he's
pointing at me and this guy and he goes cameras.
Look at these two, look at these two right here,
and we're you know, scary. And the guy ends up saying,
you know, my wife wants to go shopping. I'm gonna
take her shopping. And and again.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You're gonna take her.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Fuck He's like, I'm gonna take your money and you're
gonna take my wife's shop. That's that's where that's what
he was saying is and he was saying he was
He didn't say it, but.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
He was like, you little fuck you. He was thinking
all that.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Ship, it could have led to some some goofy ship
there he was cashing out and he kept looking back
at the table while he was like cashing his chips out.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
At like what a fucking psychopath did He was drunk
or he was drinking.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He was drinking though, but he was a big guy,
and uh, and he was scared the ship out of him.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
He really did scare me.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And he left and the guy next to me, who
he accused of cheating, he got. He got the pit
boss over. As soon as the guy left. He was
that guy over there was accusing me of cheating. And
that's a serious accusation, and shouldn't there be a warning
against him, or can't you ban him? And they're like,
we didn't see it, but let us know next time.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I was spooked.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So after that, I was up about one hundred dollars
and I said, fuck it, I'm getting the fuck out
of here. So I was looking over my shoulder, and
you know, I cashed my chips out. I got a
hundred bucks and I walked to the parking lot. And
anything goes in the parking lot. I mean to give
you an idea. These parking lots have fucking watchtowers in them,
like prison. These parking lots literally of watchtowers where security
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guards are in the watch towers overseeing. Are you serious, Yes,
shit goes down. You know when you're fucking with people's money,
and you know when when you're accusing someone of cheating.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And the guy, the guy next to me said, hey, man,
this is a friendly game. And the Samoan guy goes,
this isn't a friendly game. There's no such thing as
friendly games and poker, this ain't a friendly game. It
was scary, and and so I was I was looking
behind me as I was walking to my car, and
I got and as soon as I got in my car,
I locked it, and I said, that's right, bitch, you
ain't doing shit. I was like, I took your fucking money.
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I took one hundred dollars of your money. And I'm
still looking around, like I hope this guy's not fucking
you know. And I got on the freeway and I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Talking about it now. I'm talking about on the worldwide
phenomenon too. You fuck exactly so, And you know what,
now you're not taking your fucking wife shopping?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
What about that? Fucko?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Now you're not taking your wife shopping because I got
I got your wife's one hundred dollars shopping money in
my wallet.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Mother, niggy, whatever shoes you were gonna get it, you're
getting cheap prepare than you were already going to get her.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You fuck right, she's not getting those lue batons, all
that shit.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
You're not getting those. Maybe maybe you didn't hear I
don't fucking I don't shine shoes.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Not all shine shoes, no more.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And I told my brother the story, and he said,
you know, you should have had someone escort you out
to the parking lot, and uh, you know, shit goes
down there. But that's my That's definitely one story that
has happened recently. That's on the list of stories of
a frightening experience, because, like I said, people will get
in fistfights. The girl sitting the girl sitting next to
me at this table thrower cards at the dealer. This
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girl was like thirty years old, and he was like,
you fucking bitch, I keep getting seven three, six ' five.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What is this bullshit? I've lost all my fucking money here.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
What do you think was gonna happen? You came to
a casino, you dummy.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
This is the energy at these places. So I would
recommend anyone's trying to like.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Vegas or is it just specific. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know if that. I haven't played too much
poker in Vegas. But at this casino it's a sketchy neighborhood.
And and if anyone listening is a writer out there
or writes books or green plays or whatever, this is
such an amazing people watching place. And you know, I
want to make a casino movie. I want to do
a gambling movie about poker, because I know it so
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well and I have so many stories and you know,
like this story, I jot these things down because I
think that they would make for a great movie.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Some of these scenes. It sounds like a great movie.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I mean it sounds any great, like a like a
great chapter or a great movie.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's it was fucking nuts. But anyway, so I know
that was a long story. Hopefully like that and they
made it out alive.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I mean, I I just the only thing that I
wish is that if you got the guy's number, because
I would love to have that guy like with me,
like Gary, I mean, that'd be fucking awesome to have
him around for you, Like you wouldn't be mouthing off
to him. No, I was like, no, no, no, When on
the podcast starts at two o'clock, you're you're not gonna
mouth off amoen of course.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And usually, like I say, there's these degenerate guys at
the table and they'll start talking shit to me and
then all and you know, I stand up for myself,
you know, depending on the person.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I was like, my ego, I'm putting this shit aside
because this guy is a dude who I could tell will.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Follow me to the parking lot and jump me. He
was a liary.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, And I was like, god, I just literally just
looked to my right to a television. He thought we
were conspired. It was nuts. It was nuts anyway, So
I took some of that birthday money and I went
there and good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I talked about this on the last I Am rapports
Areo podcasts, and I talked about it on The Rappaport's
reality podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yes the Jinks, Oh god, yes.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I mean I talked about it, so I basically I
just said, it's like The Godfather one and two of
Murder docs and oh yeah, I don't know if it
was number one. I'm I think my list last time.
I think you had the Jinx is your number one list.
I think I had OJ. But the Jinks one and two,
which to me they're just one movie is now it's
(24:10):
super it's it's passed the staircase and it's past even
OJ and OJ is incredible and very very good.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But the Jinks is just way the fuck out there.
It really is like on that Godfather Part one and two. Shit.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I mean, look, nothing will beat the twenty fifteen season
one of the Jinks.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
It was so insane.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
He voluntarily got interviewed and uh, you know, really set
himself up for a fucking prison time. I mean, he
confessed and all that shit. Nothing touches that. But the
follow up was very fascinating. There was so many details
we didn't know about what happened after and Durst, what
a crazy series, What a crazy fucking series. But I
(24:52):
I just I, you know, I kept pausing it, going, fuck,
I hope there's not ten minutes left to this.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I wanted hours of it. It was so good.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
The last three episodes in particular, were masterpieces. I thought,
you know, some of the episodes in the beginning were good,
but it got really good towards the end.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I mean I want to watch the whole thing all
the way through again because.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Meets I pretty much did that recently and it is
still just so fucking It is so Cora.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The story is just crazy. It's crazy. It's just an incredible,
crazy story.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
And uh, you know, I can't say enough if you
guys like like Breaking Bad or you know, any sort
of crime shows or crime movies, I can't recommend The
Jinks Part one and two highly enough.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And if you don't have a n HBO Max account,
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
For one months. Yeah, get it for one one. It's
it's that good.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
He and he is kind of like a like an
anti hero, you know. He he's like a Walter White
where it's like he's a horrible person, but you find
yourself not rooting for him. Obviously he's killed three people,
but he's likable and even the directors like, you know,
I kind of like the guy. We became friends and
he's it's it's very fascinating, but it's a great docuseries
(26:07):
and I'm bummed it's over, and you know, it's done.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
He's dead.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's he escaped his prison time even after death, and
it's fucking insane.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
So he died.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
He died right as soon as he got a you
know all it's like when he didn't have anything to
like live for, like in terms of escaping or manipulating.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
He just fucking died like an old piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's and him calling his friends after the verdict and
he's like Stewie and no one's answering the calls and
all that shit.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Which I wanted to ask you now, obviously I would
never kill anybody, but if I'm ever in jail, not
and I'm never going to jail. Yeah, Like I want
to just get it on record now, will you send
me commissary.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm not saying no.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
We've had and it's funny, and we've had this conversation before.
I'm not I told you we have to depending on
what you're going to prison for. It really, what are
you get in there?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Okay, all right, it's no violence, no one, no, come on, man,
don't put that shit on me.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm wonderingcause I did have a hit and run recently.
I'll have to tell you that outside of the you
hit somebody, I got into something and I hope that
it's fucked.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What the fuck? Man?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Basically, long story short, this happened like a day ago,
two days ago. I have to pay this person. I
was pulling into a parking lot and open parking lot
where Sugarfish was in Brentwood. Huh fuck, I hope this
whatever anyway.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, you know what, I want to just say, this
is just another example of you know, Michael Rapport, he's crazy,
he's the loud one. And but then like when when
you think about, like my life, my life is pretty
fucking boring, you're the one who's like you almost get
jumped in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
There's I mean, the list of stories hit and runs.
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I didn't technically do that, but I I pulled into
a space that was very, very tight, and I didn't
know that I had hit this car. Tesla was right
next to me, and I pulled in and I swiped
the side of their car. Their car alarm started going off,
and this is like an open parking lot and people
were looking, and I panicked and I was like, oh shit.
(28:17):
I panicked, and I reversed the car and I left
and I left, and I felt so guilty driving. I
got about five ten minutes, you know, to where I
was going, and I called my mom and she's like,
turn the fucking car around, go back, write a note.
All that shit because people got security cameras. Blah blah
blah blah blah. I went to the valet guys and
(28:37):
I said, listen, I hit this car. I want to
come back. I had to go get a piece of
paper and a pen. And they said, we know someone
actually filmed the whole thing. They got your your license,
they got the video of it, and they tried to
find the owner of the car and they couldn't find them.
We don't want to get involved, and so I wrote
a note on the girl's car and I said, look,
I hit your car. I didn't realize until the car
(28:59):
alarm went off, which was true, and here's my number.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Let's figure it out. Call me. She called me and
she said, hey, thank you for calling me.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I said, look, I know this is a big inconvenience
and she said, yeah it is, but you know, these
things happen.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Thank you for calling me.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I actually filed the police report against you because I
got your license plate. Because what I didn't know is
that Tesla's my friend, told me this have cameras built
into them so you could see everything after the fact.
So she got my license plate. She probably saw the
whole thing happen after the fact. But she said, I
called the police. I canceled the report. If they call you,
(29:34):
just give them my number. Blah blah blah. It's gonna
cost me about two thousand dollars out of pocket, so
I have to go. And it's a whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yo. You you are chalk full.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I mean, you just lobbed that in there like you're
fucking crazy, man.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I had that crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, but I did the right thing. My conscience
could not have fucking handled that the right.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's funny because I brought this up by saying, if
I went to prison, you should be asking me, Yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I were in your prison.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, And it's just it's exactly what I got you
for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm not going I'm not going call me. Don't yo,
I'm just calling a fuck around. YO.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I need they got Dorito's here. Don't for any of
that ship, don't. I'm gonna need some commissary money. Nah,
no collect call, no protection money, none of that ship
because you're going in there like you got gambling fraud,
you got gambling debts.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't know what the fuck you're into it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I'm good. I don't have no debt. I don't have nothing.
I'm gonna miss the nighttime. When you did the hit
and run, let's just call it's not a hit and
run because I ended up, I came back. It was
a hit and run and then came back right right.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
But that's okay, But you did it I hit and
running back. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I'm actually not legally allowed to discuss this this uh
situation at the moment, so I'd rather not dive into
any other details about it.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh no, we don't need any more details, my friend.
We'll be looking to sit up on the You could
look all this stuff up. You ain't going to find
me with a mug shot. You ain't gonna find any
of that. But you got arrested. No, no, I'm saying
you're not gonna find me. You could look me up.
I don't have dead I don't have mug shots. I'm
like a good Samaritan. I have never done anything like
that in my entire life. I froze, I panicked. The
other thing I wanted to throw at you is that
(31:22):
you said the other day when I hit you, like, Oh,
I'm going to tennis or I'm at tennis.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'll call you back.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So, how's your tennis lessons going? Been taking tennis lessons.
I've only done two so far with my friend. They've
been going well. I'm a member now of a certain club.
I played tennis. I'd really like to get better at it.
But you and me, I think we would be fantastic
playing tennis. I think that'd be a great movie. That'd
be like a good buddy buddy movie, Like it'd be
Challengers for you and I bro.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yo, you and me playing tennis or as a doubles team.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, because I mean, let me tell you something, me
playing tennis is one of the funniest things as you
could ever.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I've never seen that. I'd love to see it. It's
it's awesome. Because but but can you rally? Like, are
you just I could rally? I could rally.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
My My biggest problem that I've never been able to
do is perfecting a serve. I I don't have hard
serve is a very very very hard thing to do consistently,
and it's challenging. And I I mean, I haven't played
in a while. But tennis is a great, great fun sport.
Is a you playing on cement or clay?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
What are we playing on? No? Cement? I think I'm
playing on cement?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
You think you don't know what clay? What do you
mean clay? Is that like like foamy? No, I'm playing
on cement like a record in tennis. I'm playing on
a tennis court on clay cement. What are you talking about?
Go to tennis courts cement? Yeah, it's yeah, we'll have
to do that maybe when you when you're you're still
in town, right, you're still over here.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
We're gonna go still in town times running out and
so it's not like I'm like dying to play with you.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm just throwing it out there. Well, I thing it'd
be a fun thing, it'd be a fun activity for
us to do. Good. Maybe I take you to the
casino too, Maybe you come with me. You just I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I got enough trouble. I The last thing I need
to do is go with you into a casino. Who
you're You're You're tied up in the Samoan mob. I
don't want any I don't want any ship with you
in the casino. Like, That's the last place I need
to be is in a casino in where is it?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Like in fucking Mountain commerce? It's called commerce. Fuck all that.
I don't want anything to do with that. I don't
blame you. Have you seen anything else besides the jinxer?
Have you seen any movies?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I've seen a lot. Actually, I've been going to the
movies on my own. I go, I go to the
movies and my girlfriend has no interest in seeing like
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes and Mad Max
Furiosa I saw by myself.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Really, So, what's your review of Kingdom of the Planet
of the Apes.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I mean it was good. I mean it's fucking apes.
There's like actors like doing ape sounds and all that shit.
I mean it was entertaining.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Furiosa, I really liked But I mean these both of
these movies, mind you were two and a half hours long.
They're fucking long movies.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Furiosa was really good, Like the first hour and a
half was really good, and then like the last thirty
minutes was kind of anti climactic for me. I still
enjoyed it. But Furiosa came out this Memorial Day weekend
and I guess it was the lowest performing movie for
Memorial Day weekend in thirty years, the worst performance for
(34:30):
a movie that come out on Memorial Day. So I
heard it's scary with with movies and no Furiosa's Anya
Taylor Joy and Christimsworth. Wow, it's it's good.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It's George Miller you know direct the Yah. Yeah, all,
I didn't see that last Mad Max movie. Who was it?
It was good Jostling and Charlie Stone. I don't think
Ryan Gosling, but Charlie Stone was in it. Fury Road.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
And I'm not a big fan of like desert shit.
Like this year it's like fucking so much s. It's
like we got Dune. It's like a great year for
fucking sand. Great year for sand, fantastic year for sand.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
And do you take naps when you go to see
this shit? No?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Sometimes? Yeah, furios I knawed out for for like twenty minutes.
So maybe that's why I didn't love the ending, because
I definitely fell asleep for a little bit of it.
I take a gummy on my own too. I'll go
to the grove and I'll take a gummy and then
I just immersed myself. Got fantastic seats. It's really nice.
And and I dipped that bunch of crunch in my popcorn.
I'm like a fucking pig. And then and then I
(35:32):
and then I left the theater high out of my mind,
and I had fucking chocolate smeared all over my goddamn jeans.
I had to come home and take a toothbrush with
hydrogen peroxide and get that shit out.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh shit, harol, I don't know how that works. But yeah,
I'm having a good time at the movies. Have you
seen anything that you haven't seen really shit. I haven't,
and I know that I know the answer to that.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
With the NBA playoffs, with the reality TV, with you know,
the jinks between the playoffs reality TV and the jinks,
I haven't been able to see shit to be totally,
you know, when the playoffs are done, Juliza, good month
for hopefully of me to catch up on some films.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I mean, but the way you describe these movies furios
and now, these are these are ones that I mean,
me and my girlfriend will see everything.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But she was just like, I have no interest to
see Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes or Mad Max.
And but she told me she's she's all caught up
on vander Pump Rules because she gave it another and
she said it's she wanted me to tell you that.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
She thinks it's great and she wants to talk to
you about it. But she's she's all. She said, it's
really good. Ending Oh my gosh, too good. I've been
out of filmmaking.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Talk about storytelling, talk about piecing it together, talk about
editing the undertaking. People don't understand how challenging that shit is.
I mean, just excellent, just just across the board. Is
there anything else that you've seen, anything else you want
to discuss on Let's just say this is your podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You're thirty four, I.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Know, and I feel bad because I'm like, you're asking
me everything, and I feel like I'm like I'm sitting
over here like I'm Alec Baldwin, like let's do the
Life and Times of d And I haven't asked you anything,
like is anything that you want to talk about? Like
you could treat me as a therapist, or it could
just be about like your you know, your ankle is
not feeling good today, or you're having some family issues,
like what's.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Been ankle's been okay?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
You know, overall joints are feeling you know, pretty pretty decent,
pretty solid. You got a very very busy month of
June to be hones. Am I going to get on
the road with you? I mean, we go where we're going.
I got something for you. I got a couple of
things we'll discuss off air. We got we got a couple.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Of Okay, I'm ready to see the rapid pack out
in the flesh. I kind of want to like get
out of la and and get on the road again.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, yeah, we hear that, and then you're like again,
and then you're like, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
To go to wherever the fuck? No, I like you,
I'm saying I want It's not like we're going to Hawaii, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
So I just think, like, why not, Like the people
of Hawaii probably love you people.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm sure you see. I could get a good show,
and I'm not taking you to New Zealand. I take
my you'd rather.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Go to Pleasanton instead of like Fiji or Hawaii. And
I just don't understand the logic.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That if I let me tell you something, if I
go do a show in Hawaii, you're taking your wife,
not me. Maybe you'll go if it's just a quick thing.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
But when you're talking about Fiji and Zealand and all that,
I'm not bring it. None of those places, Australia, none
of that shit, none of that sh okay, none of
that shit.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
You're going through. But whatever whatever.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Anyway, all right, well listen, this was a pleasure for
me because hearing the screws get tightened up, real nice
and real proper for you. Man, that that I like that,
I like that I liked.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Me, like scared me.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
And if I was if I took a gummy before
I went, because sometimes I do that, my heart would
be pounding out of my fucking chest.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
But I was scared. I was not.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Anytime I would like look back up at the guy,
he'd be staring at me like it was really scary.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
And what was the girlfriend doing?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Wallace jack shit just like like looking at me kissing
her husband like looked like she just kind of puts
up with whatever, like she sees She's.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Like, she's like this little motherfucker's not messing up my
shop and spray.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Definitely it was.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I mean it was like he he was like, yeah,
my girl wants to go shopping. And then he took
her to the fucking snack shop in the casino. I'm like,
that's weird taking her like it was weird.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Man, it was weird.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
That's that's it. I could have I would have got
you a couple of diet coke.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
This now he bought her like a fucking commerce casino hat.
Who the fuck knows what she got. But the guy
was scary.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I hope I don't run into him again. All right, Well,
this was this was magical.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Another magical podcast with the Young Shooter. Happy Birthday the
birthday wishes you know the celebration.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm sure you'll get plenty of birthday wishes. Uh, so
we wish you a happy.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Birthday and uh, what can I say, Myles Jordan Ak
the Bligty.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Bleach Brothers, let's end this puppy.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Uh, take us out of what something real nice, Take
us out of it with something real loud, and take
us out of here with something really celebratory.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Uh uh for this Iron Wrap four stereo podcast. We're
done
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