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June 10, 2024 36 mins

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka  The Charles Oakley of The Jews, The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka Mitzvah Mike is here to discuss: Worldwide Disruptive Media Group,  being unimpressed with the NBA Finals broadcast, Celtics being up 2-0 but a bold prediction, WNBA going Wild, Team USA not milking that cash cow, Israel going Full Black Hawk Down to rescue 4 hostages & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The WNBA again, all up in the gossip, all up
in the scandals. I gotta be honest. I watched the
WNBA game the other day. You know, these motherfuckers in
the WNBA, they play like they're in the park. They
talk shit after every play, Like I was, like, I seriously.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Missed my calling not being in the WNBA.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
They talk shit after every play, whether they do something
or they don't do something. They get their shot blocked,
they talk shit. They get a rebound, they talk shit.
They're all just angry and it's literally it reminds me
of like late seventies early eighties NBA basketball. I kind

(00:44):
of now that I'm sort of slowing down and watching
the games, I kind of enjoy that shit. Have no
fear of the Rappaport stereo podcasts. Here if you have
no fear the I Am Rappaports Stereo podcasts. Her Boom

(01:06):
on Today's Banging I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast museum quality,
disruptive podcasting, Caitlyn Clark, the Caitlyn Clark controversy of the week.
Plus the NBA Finals are underway and the broadcast is underwhelming.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Plus Israel Golds full.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Black Hawk down with a miraculous, incredible rescue of four hostages.
Four hostages, barrook a shim, whatever it takes, whatever it takes.
All that and more on a banging, high flying, fully
disruptive Iron rapp Reports stereo podcast Coming up right now,

(01:46):
Miles Join aka the Bleach Brothers aka the Diggity Dust Brothers.
Start this puppy off for something real nice. Yes, start
this puppy off for.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Something real low.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yes, But most importantly, start this puppy off with something
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Speaker 2 (02:01):
Liggoty.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Let's fucking go Boom boom.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
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(02:33):
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(02:57):
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Speaker 2 (03:20):
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Speaker 1 (03:24):
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Speaker 2 (04:35):
Worldwide Disruptive Media. Yeah, world that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Worldwide Disruptive Media WWDM. That's like some wrestling shit WWDM.
Welcome to WWDM, Worldwide Disruptive Media, the Worldwide Disruptive Media
Group WWDMG. Anyway, NBA is happening. Finals are underway. Gotta

(05:02):
tell you games have been. First of all, I feel
like the presentation, not the broadcast Mike Breed although Doris
Burke and noises shit out of me, but that's not
a complaint, and who else is it?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
JJ Raddick.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
But I feel like the entire visual presentation of the
NBA Finals is so average and so Sunday night basketball,
and so like, oh, this is a game.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
On a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
There's no special intro, there's no graphics, there's no cameras,
there's no special set. The halftime show Josh Hart love you.
Why is he doing halftime for ESPN? It's not like
they're grooming him to be a broadcaster. I don't think

(05:52):
he's that good at it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I love Josh.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hart No direspect friend of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast,
but why is he doing it for the finals? Why
are they giving a guy who's never broadcast or done
a halftime show the halftime of the finals. Let him
do the playoffs. But there's no like drone cameras. There's

(06:14):
nothing special about the way they're giving us these games.
They're just kind of average, like any other regular season game.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, during the All Star.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Game, they'll be like, oh, we got a special camera
in the basketball or Steph Curry's got a dick camera
and you could see everything coming at him from the
angle of his dick. Or oh, you could follow the
shoelaces of Anthony Edwards something something like that, like you know,
like feel the speed something. Nothing from these NBA Finals.

(06:47):
The ratings aren't that good. And I understand that because
for outside of basketball fans, what's really the appeal. I mean,
we love Luca, we love the brilliance of Kyrie, but
most people don't give a shit. There's plenty of other
fans out there, like myself, who are suffering from deep

(07:08):
deep deep Celtic Derangement Syndrome SDS. And you know, as
good as that team is, it's like Jalen Brown and
Jason Tatum. These aren't like box office draws. They're not
like Steph Curry, Lebron James. There's no excitement in them.

(07:32):
They've been to the finals. You kind of expect them
to win, but you won't be surprised if they lose.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
But I'm just like, what is this? You know, there
used to be like music.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't know, Marv Albert, special lighting, get Bob Costas,
bring in mar bring in something, do something, give me
some special cameras, some cool equipment, cgi AI green screen it.
The promos aren't even good, Like it's like, what is
this shit? Commercials aren't that good. It's just it's not
that exciting. And the games, you know, they've been good,

(08:08):
they've been fine games. As of the recording this Iron
Rapports Cereal podcast, the Celtics have taken a commanding lead
in the series. And you know my prediction. I was
telling my father, Disco Dave, who's turning ninety one. My
father's turning ninety one, can believe that shit? Ninety one

(08:32):
years old. I was telling him because he was like, oh,
the Knicks aren't They're nothing like the Celtics, and that's
a team. I said, listen, if the Celtics had to
deal with the real.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Nicks, the Knicks would have made it to the fun.
He was like, what are you talking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I said that you don't watch the games. Go go
watch hockey. You don't know what's going on anymore. You
have no idea what's going on. I said, just take
it easy.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
This is a finals.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm predicting that by the next Iron Rapport Cereal podcast
Puppy will be tied.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Up two to two.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Even then, I don't expect a lot of people to watch,
and I don't expect, you know, to be one of
the great series of all times.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
But when teams go up.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Two to zero in the finals historically, historically after defending
home turf eighty three percent of the time, they win
it all. But watching those first two games and watching
the Celtics win pretty much easily, my CDs Celtic derangement
syndrome is in full effect. And listen, this Celtics team

(09:40):
is likable. And I hate myself for even saying that,
but it's true. They're not unlikable, which makes them sort
of unlikable and triggers my celtic derangement syndrome even more.
Jalen Brown and Tatum, they're likable. Brown is a fucking brainiac, apparently,
Jalen Brown is like a super duper brainiac. And Tatum

(10:04):
is a good young guy, good young father, and both.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Had great stories.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But ah, you know the unsung heroes of Derek White
Drew Holliday, they're both likable too.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Drew Holiday, how could you not like Drew Holiday?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Derek White. He shaved his hair. We asked for it,
he gave it to us. And they're you know, tenacious, understated,
and we cannot forget the aforementioned player of Game one,
Tingus Fucking Pingus Christap poor Zingis aka Tingus poor Zingis,

(10:47):
who was the player of the game. And I'm just
so happy for him. I've always liked him. I've never
met Tingus Pingus, but I'm happy that he's healthy.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm happy that he's contributing to.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
My celtic derangement syndrome and contributing to the team and
is out there playing. He came up a little hobbled
after the game to the other night. But I'm happy
for him and Al Horford has never won a title.
Peyton Pritchard hitting bombs. It's a fun team. It's a
nice team. I can't stand the listen. It ain't over

(11:21):
by any stretch of the imagination. But if Kyrie Herbing
isn't able to cook, and I mean cook up something
real nice and real proper, this is done.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is done.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
They're locking his ass up, real nice and real proper.
He's been average and that ain't gonna cut it. And
Bazuka Luca, as great as he is, he's not gonna
be able to win them a series. It just goes
to show like as good of a player as Bazukah
Luca is, he doesn't control and dominate a team and
an offense as well as Lebron James did at that

(11:55):
age of twenty six. Bazukah Luca is great, but it
just when you to the minutia.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
He ain't Lebron James.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
A lot of turnovers, crazy passes, some crazy He did
some crazy ass passes for some finals. He did have
another triple double, but that ain't enough. That is not
enough Pazuka Luka. But you know Game three is coming,
but right now Boston is looking unbeatable. But I stand
by what I said earlier in the season that if

(12:27):
the Knicks had all their guys, I know, could have,
should have, would have had haven't Maybe next year, YadA, YadA, YadA.
There's gonna be a lot of action during the offseason.
But if the Knicks got if, if the Knicks have
all their players next year healthy, I know there are
two big ifs. The Knicks are going to be making

(12:49):
it to at least the Eastern Conference Finals based upon
the trades in the offseason. Anyway, it's back to the
house that Mark Cuban built. And if there ain't a
lot of Bazooka Luka magic, the Celtics are going to
overtake the Lakers for most championships in NBA history eighteen,

(13:10):
which will again will send me into a summer of
Celtic derangement syndrome.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
And I'll just pivot.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'll just make a like a quick, quick, serious pivot
and start focusing on all things fantasy football earlier than expected.
The big drama. I mentioned Lebron James the Lakers. A
couple of days ago. They said that JJ Reddick was

(13:52):
going to be hired as the coach. Lebron James is
podcasting but Buddy, and then a couple of days after that,
they said that the Lakers were going to be coached
by the savant and repeating NCAA basketball champion out of
the University of Connecticut. Dan Hurley, New Jersey's Finest, Jersey

(14:14):
City's finest, comes from a long line of coaches. His father,
of course, is the greatest high school coach, Bobby Hurley Sr.
Infamous coach, infamous coach, and he raised two incredible sons.
I don't know if there's other kids in that family,
Irish Catholic. I would bet there's some other kids. But
Dan Hurley's out smart decision. I'm sure his father was like,

(14:37):
why would you want to do that? First of all,
you're a Jersey boy, You're from Jersey, You've never been
in LA more than three four days in your life,
and now you want to go coach the Lakers with
Lebron James and Anthony Davis. That's how you want to
start coaching in the NBA. Keep your fucking ass in Jersey,
the Jersey Shore and Connecticut and go for the three

(14:59):
pet Apparently they offered him seventy seven million dollars, tried
to pay him the most money any coach in sports history,
and I can't blame him for saying, fuck that shit.
Smart choice, smart choice, Dan Hurley out of Jersey City,

(15:20):
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And now the Lakers don't have a coach.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
We're heading into the draft and the Lakers ain't got
no coach, and it's gonna be a lot harder to
motivate old krusty veterans like Lebron James and the Uni Brown.
But we say that every offseason and then by Game twenty,
you're like, fucking Lebron James is just unbelievable. But right
now they ain't got no coach. They ain't got no coach.

(15:50):
And even former Laker JR. Smith tweeted that Dan Hurley,
they're both from Jersey, should not take that job, which
was picked up by publications and where they're smoke, there's fires.
And then Kendrick Perkins got unfollowed by Lebron James, and
then apparently Lebron James was unhappy that j R. Smith
tweeted that, hey, fucking Lebron James, there's no guarantee that

(16:13):
this fucking guy is coming back.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
To the Lakers.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He might have to he might have to sniff out
free agency. He might seriously have to sniff out free agency,
which would be crazy. But I'm happy that Dan Hurley
is staying with the Prospects out of Yukon. I'm happy
that he didn't go to the Lakers because I root
for the Hurleyes. Of course, the Bobby Hurley played for Duke.

(16:38):
I couldn't talk about derangement syndrome. Duke derangement syndrome. Nineteen nineties,
early two thousands, nineteen eighties. I had serious d d S,
serious dds. But we're still in the actual season. We're

(16:58):
still in the finals. And I predict, like I said,
by the next time I pick up the Golden mic
for the Iron Wrap Uport Stereo podcast, this series will
be tied up. And if it ain't say love, say
la fucking v. I don't know how to say goodbye
and Croatian, but uh, I'm sure somebody else does. The

(17:22):
WNBA again, all up in the gossip, all up in the.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Scandals. I gotta be honest. I watched the WNBA game
the other day.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know, these motherfuckers in the WNBA, they play like
they're in the park. They talk shit after every play,
Like I was, like, I seriously missed my calling not
being in the WNBA. They talk shit after every play,
whether they.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Do something or they don't do something.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
They get their shot blocked, they talk shit, they get
a rebound, they talk shit. They're all just angry and
it's literally it reminds me of like late seventies early
eighties NBA basketball, not that it's as good, but just
the the ruggedness of it. I kind of now that
I'm sort of slowing down and watching the games, I

(18:10):
kind of enjoy that shit. It's a shit show. It's like,
I don't know if it's NBA or it's like ABA.
There was a girl who gave a postgame interview Miles Jordan.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I don't even know this girl's name. She needs no introduction.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
This is the type of shit that goes on after
a WNBA game being interviewed Miles.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Jordan aka the Bleach Brothers ak the dust Ross.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Play this clip, Clio, this looks like the bench production.
You didn't give a lot of it in this game.
Here talk about what they need to do going forward.
The bitch not score a lot in this game. Here
give you a lot of production. What do you have
to do next in the next few games to help
you ask most likely get to the next level? What
does the bench have to do? Yes, I was saying
that the bitch can give a lot of production today

(18:56):
in this game here, or do they gotta do to
help you all out as what they do in the
previous game?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
They gotta do what they do last game?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's a real question, you for real?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
No, I'm just really showing an idea of what they
need to do. So what the bench do the last
game to play? Well?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
So what they What they do this game today? They
didn't do well?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
This?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay? So what they gotta do school?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That's it, right, sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
It's not a rude, disrespectful, or weird question. It might
be a basic question. What the bench gotta do? It's
a simple question. Miles, play that ship one more time?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
So what the bench do the last game? Play well?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
So what they do? What they do this game today?
They didn't do well? This okay? So what they gotta do? School?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
This is the type of ship that's going on in
the w n B. A. The w n B is wild.
I funk with the w n B A the w
NB is bugged out.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
But the this week Caitlin Clark controversy the CCC who
is the primary massive reason for the resurgence, not resurgence,
for the emergence in the popularity of women's basketball, and
Caitlin Clark was left off the end the USA team

(20:17):
USA roster for the Paris twenty twenty four Olympic Games.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
This shit is like, well, yo, she's a rookie, and
you know, since she's rookie, we're not gonna give her
an easy path.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
What about grand Hill? What about Christian? Lately, remember they
had Christian Layton or.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
On the Dream Team because it was good to develop
and good to have a young star on there.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Team USA Basketball. I don't know these girls.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I can't say who deserves a slot, who doesn't deserve
a slot. They've won eight gold medals in a row,
eight gold medals in a row. I think it's good
for business and good for the brand of women's basketball,
whether it's Olympic three on three, one on one, two
on to YMCA. For Caitlyn Clark to be on the

(21:05):
Olympic Women's team for Paris twenty twenty four. She handled
it classy, saying that you know, it's competitive and this,
that and the.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Third and she has something to look forward to and
blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Apparently, her coaches reported that when she got left off
the team, this is just put the fire under her ass,
not that she needs it. Yo, Kitlyn Clark is a
she's on some shit. She's on some shit. But you know,
there's been plenty of young people on teams, and I

(21:40):
don't know, I just I think that that league and
that whole community of women's basketball, there's a lot of resentment,
and like, you know, I get it, I get it,
but I also think you guys have to adjust with
the fact that you're very popular now. And it seems
like it was overnight. I know it wasn't overnight. And

(22:01):
you know, Team USA is stacked with the names we know,
Breonna Stewart, Sabrina and Diana Tarassi, Britney Griner, Brittany Grinder,
Remember she was in prison Free BG, Free BG. She
made the team. She looks like shit. Brittany Grinder looks

(22:21):
like yo. Brittany Grinder literally looks like me playing She
all lumbery and fucking clumsy, and shit, I fucked with
Brittney Grinder. I've always fucked with Brittany Grinder. But I
just think that some of the vets thought a young
player getting minutes would you know, affect the roster and

(22:41):
the bump up, up, up on And I think it's
just some old school nineteen eighty three hating ass behavior
and let the cash cow milk milk, that cash cow.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Moo moo move.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I mean, yo, I'll be fully, fully transparent.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
We're painting my apartment here in the city, and you know,
preparing for painting is a whole fucking thing because you know,
you don't want them fucking things up and moving things
and getting shit on your shit and your shit on
your shit and the paint on your shit. But me
and my wife, we were seriously considering going to see

(23:21):
the Connecticut Sun versus the New York Liberty. I was
thinking about going to see that game. But another time
I'll go see I I've been to some fucking I've
been to some New York Liberty games.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
It's the Garden.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't know if that little shit Dolan has a
problem with me going whatever. Listen, my crib's getting painted anyway,
Milk that cow move move move. The NBA is and
always will be fantastic, and I hope the WNBA is
and always will be fantastic someday too. Right now, I
don't think it's I can't say that it's fantastic. I

(23:58):
think they got some kinks that any to work out.
They got some kinks in the armor podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
What else is going on?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I mean, an incredible like movie like rescue not release.
Rescue of four Israeli hostages who had been held, captured, kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
For eight months took.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Place the other day in broad daylight, and obviously everybody's
heard about it, everybody's seen it, and.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Just what an incredible just I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
If you saw the foototage of it, but they just
released the footage as shit is some black hawk down
foutas shit and just such a what an crazy time
Because right when you were able to breathe about that,
you start hearing that civilians were killed, which if there

(25:22):
were civilians killed, that is never okay, it's never good.
You start hearing all this nonsense and the id AF
did that, and the id AF did this, and the
blah blah blah blah blah. And then you find out
that the Israeli civilians were being kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
And held in actual civilian homes.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Which is just so fucking sick, so twisted, and so
Gaza because based on everything and all the information and
all the facts and all the proof, every single thing
in Gaza is infected with terrorism. And if you say

(26:11):
you can't kill, you can't end Hamas because Hamas is
an idea. Then when you say everybody is infected and
everything is infected by terrorism, that shouldn't be offensive or
be weird, but.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's just was crazy, crazy, crazy to.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
See Noah Agami, the one of the most quote unquote
famous hostages, the woman who is last seeing being carried off,
screaming and crying, being pulled away from her boyfriend from
the Nova Music Festival, to see her face and to

(26:53):
see the three other hostages faces, and of course as
soon as they came out, shit bags were complaining that
they weren't beaten up, that they looked like they were healthy, this, that.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
And the third.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
And let me tell you something, I don't give a
fuck if they were in there getting manicures and pedicures,
back massages and eating three coarse meals from a chef.
I don't give a fuck if they were sleeping on
the softest sheets with satin pillowcases, watching the Real Housewives

(27:32):
of Dubai.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Why the fuck were they being held hostage?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
What did you want them to come out? Beaten up?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do you want them to look like the other young
American hostage hirsh polland Goldberg who's got his arm shot off,
who he just saw in the videos?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
You want that?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then you complain, You these fucking shit bags complain
that there's there's casualties. Why the fuck are they in
there in the first place. We've asked, Israel has asked,
They've tried to negotiate over and over and over and
over and over. These scumbags just won't do it. They

(28:15):
just won't do it. It's that Jewish derangement syndrome these
people have. It's that Zionist derangement syndrome that these people have.
Why the fuck were they in there in the first place?
And then you complain how they're being rescued after eight months?

(28:35):
It's been eight months. It's been eight months. Five American hostages,
one hundred and fifteen other hostages, men, women, grandfathers, babies.
Where's the Bebis baby, Where's the Beebis family, Where's the

(28:58):
Beebis brother? Where's the mother and the father of the
Beebis family. Nothing is what it appears to be in Gaza.
Doctors ain't just doctors in Gaza. Press ain't just press
in Gaza. Teachers ain't just teachers in Gaza. And civilians
certainly ain't just quote unquote civilians in Gaza. And then

(29:23):
the Ministry of Health, the Gazza Ministry of Health is
claiming that two hundred and seventy four Palestinians were killed
during the operation.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Prove it.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
The Gaza Ministry of Health is Hamas. I don't believe
it at all. I also think that Hamas killed their
own people with quote unquote friendly fire. Abdullah al Jamal,
a journalist who wrote for Al Jazeera and the Palestinian Chronicle,

(30:00):
had three civilians in his house. You're not a civilian,
you fuck. You ain't a civilian. You fuck Civilians don't
keep civilians in their house, because if a civilian keeps
a civilian in their house, they're are criminal. You're kidnapping,
you're aiding a betting. That's a war crime.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
You fuck.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You don't get to dictate how Israel rescues them. There's
gonna be ramifications. It's a fucking war that Israel didn't start.
And then you look at the video, these hot shot
big dick quote unquote martyrs. Why you running, bitch, You're
supposed to be a martyr. You should take that bullet

(30:45):
from the IDF proudly and loudly. You see him running away.
Why you running if you want to be a martyr.
Islamic jihadis dumb, uneducated funks believe in martyrdom.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
The rest of us don't. We love life.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
We proudly celebrate and proudly claim that we love life.
You motherfuckers say you're martyrs, yet you run away when
the IDF bursts in your crib.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Fuck out of here with that goofy shit.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And all the pro Palestinian scumbags, all the pro Palestinian shitheads, like,
what is it worth? Are four hostages worth two hundred
and seventy four civilians? First of all, they're not all civilians.

(31:38):
The people that were housing the mother, the father, the
family of Abdullah al Jamal, they're not civilians, so count
them out. They don't fucking count. They're war criminals. They
got what the fuck they got. Okay, So now it's
two hundred and seventy allegedly from the Gaza Health Ministry,
the Gaza Ministry of Health. So you're saying, Noahmas were

(32:02):
killed in the raid. Fuck out of here. They say, whatever,
what is it worth? And I say, whatever the fuck
it takes me personally, I say, whatever the fuck it takes.
We've tried to negotiate with you, motherfuckers. We've tried to
negotiate with you, motherfuckers. You got five American hostages. You

(32:23):
killed twelve hundred plus people on October seventh. So many
IDF freedom fighters, actual heroes, have lost their lives, so
many have been injured. You got over one hundred thousand.
This is something that's not getting discussed. Hezballah is sending

(32:46):
rockets into Israel every fucking day, get the app every
single day. You got over one hundred thousand displaced Israeli civilians,
citizens who are.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Muslim, Palestinian, Druze.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
And Jewish from the north and the south in the
kibbutz because their homes, their communities were ravaged and burnt
to the ground.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So I say whatever the fuck it takes.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
And I know that's not the politically correct thing to say,
but whatever it takes. I was just at another event
with Omir Neutrus family. Omir, who's from Nassau County, born
in bred in Long Island, New York, his family, and
I'm looking at his family over the weekend and they're

(33:40):
telling me about their son who turned twenty two.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
While being who the fuck.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Knows where if he's in a tunnel or a quote
unquote Cavilian's home, and I'm thinking, if that was my son,
whatever the fuck it takes, return the hostages. If you're
an innocent civilian of Gaza, return the fucking hostage. If
you see something, say something. If you see a redheaded
baby in your apartment building, say something.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Motherfucker. You guys have internet, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Abdullah al Jamal and his family and the mother it was,
and the father's a doctor, the mother's.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
This a pediatric nurse. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
A pediatric nurse and a pediatric nurse in Gaza and
so forth and so on. That place is infected top
to bottom, top two bottom.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
By terrorism.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
By terrorists and terrorists mentality that have wasted their entire
fucking existence, wasted, their entire fucking existence, worrying about slaughtering
Jews and eliminating and eradicating Israel. And then when we
come in there on some black hawk down shit, you

(35:01):
want to complain how it's done. Get the fuck out
of here, surrender it, come out with your hands up,
Fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Anyway. I'm done. I'm done.

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