This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka aka The People's Pickle aka The Jewish Brad Pitt aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka Mr. Nantucket is with Jordan Winter aka JDub aka 1/2 of The Dust Brothers & they're here to discuss: Heading to Israel, Masked up protests, soft launching a nickname & nicknames out of love vs. hate, watching WNBA, the rivalry of Clark vs. Reese, betting on sports this Summer, NBA Signings & NBA Draft Week, Presidential Debate looming, Lane Frank's bold call, Tingus Porzingus gets his parade, a Los Angeles synagogue under siege, terrorism in Russia, Ariana Grande's dream dinner & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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be twelve up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I want whatever Joe Biden is going to be on
for those debates. I don't know what kind of mega
mix he's gonna be on, fucking creatine diet coke, coffee
like a B twelve, a shot in the ass.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't know what the fuck mountain do you know?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Like he's gonna be on something and whatever the fuck
they got him on.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
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Speaker 3 (00:55):
On today's Banging.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I am Rapp reports stereo podcast pregaming pre gaming for
cadaver Joe Biden to take on Dick Stain Donald Trump,
the debate that everybody is anticipating. That hasn't been a
fight night like this since Tyson Holyfield won. Plus Angel
(01:17):
Reese and Caitlyn Clark, r Magic Johnson and Larry Bird
and dust Brother Jordan Winter is back with me on
the I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast Breaking all things down.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:32):
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Speaker 2 (01:43):
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Have no fear of the Iron Rap Reports Stereo podcast
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Stereo Podcast is here, Boom in the place to be.
Name is Michael Rockport aka the Gringo Man Dingle aka
the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the
(02:16):
Raging Bullshit or you're not rocking with the very very best.
This is the I Am Rap Reports Stereo podcast. Boom
coming live and direct. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope
everybody's feeling real safe and I hate they hope everybody
is feeling really sane. Gotta keep you, gotta keep your marbles.
(02:40):
Gotta keep your marbles because we are in a crazy, crazy,
unprecedented time an unprecedented time. Summer is here, the summer
of twenty twenty four is here. Hope everybody's enjoying the summer.
(03:01):
On today's Banging, I am rap Port serial podcasts, I'm
bringing him back dust Brother Jordan Winter is coming on
the podcast. I got so much to discuss, and I
am getting out of here. I'm going to Israel again.
I can't wait. I am heading to Israel this weekend, where,
(03:24):
of course I will be podcasting and I will be
giving it to you rough, rugged and real from the
land of Milk and Honey. I'm not even that sure
how long I'm going to be there, Not that sure
how long I am going to be there. Might be
going to Grease too, might be going to Greece. You
(03:46):
might see me with a banana hammock with a Megan star.
I got a banana hammock with a Jewish star that
I might be whipping out punintended on the beaches of
not only Tel Aviv, not only of Israel, but in Greece.
I'm a world traveler, despite the fact that I can't
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stand traveling. And after I come back from this trip,
I have some time to chill and then boom, I
am back on the road. I am performing, man, I
am yo. I am going to be moving and grooving.
The reason why I want to take and really enjoy
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this trip, the reason why I want to take and
really enjoy the time off I have during the summer.
And I am blessed to have time off. Listen, what
I do is fucking easy work. My life is easy,
My job is easy. My stresses are easy compared to
some of the people out there that have to fucking
(04:57):
grind it out all the time. I am very aware
of of the good fortune I have, and I'm going
to be coming back on the road in September. I
am performing in Buffalo in September. I'm performing in San
Francisco in September. All right, I ain't performing in Indianapolis
(05:22):
October seventh, eighth, I'll be in Chicago the eighth of October.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'll be in Chicago. The ninth, I'll be in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, let be all over the fucking place, be all over,
and then me in Boston.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All tickets, I mean in lat me me all over
the place in the fall.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
All tickets, all information for all my shows are available
at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com, Michael rapport Coomedy dot com.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
My first show is in Buffalo. Good place to start
things off.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And come September, Come September twenty twenty four, NFL season
will have started, and.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Who knows where things will be? Who knows where things
will be? We got the big debate, which I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To talk about later on during this podcast, big debate,
and I'm bringing in the dust brother, uh, Jordan Winter.
But before I bring in dust brother Jordan Winter, I
want to make a suggestion to Governor Kathy Hochel to
(06:40):
Governor Gavin with the Good Hair. Newsom both you fucking guys.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Listen. I ain't no.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Genius about how a law, an emergency law could get
put into place.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
But you fucking clowns.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Gavin with the Good Hair, You've ran Los Angeles into
the ground, you fuck. Okay, And Kathy Hochel, you ran
a lot of New York into the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
San Francisco's is in one of the most beautiful aesthetically
historic cities in the world. Gavin with the Good Hair,
you let that place go to shit. Now this is America.
You can protest all you want. You can say what
you want. You can show up at the protest and
(07:34):
say what you want, but I need a law implement it.
Implemented asap by Kathy Hunkle Gavin with the Good Hair NEWSOM.
If these cocksuckers, if these.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Creep cocksuckers want to show up.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Outside of synagogues, they want to show up at schools,
they want to harass people, they want to harangue people.
They want to gallivant around and cause all kinds of
problems for Jewish people. They must show their fucking face.
You want to show up, you gotta show your face.
(08:18):
You want to show up, you gotta show your fucking face.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's tune.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's not Halloween, it's not perm this, this is not
an everyday celebration of Halloween. You want to show up.
You want to talk greasy, You want to talk outside
both sides your mouth. You want to threaten people, you
want to do all that shit. You gotta show your
(08:44):
fucking face. You want to show up, you gotta show
your face. You can even call the bill to show up,
but show your face.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Bill, you welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm sick and tired of it every fucking day. Knock
yourself out. You don't like the Jews, knock yourself out,
you don't like Israel, BBI, but you gotta show your
fucking face. You're causing violence, You're threatening people, hate speech,
chase some people.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You got your bear spray.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And you're all wrapped up with your crooked glasses, your
Kafia scarf.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And a COVID mask. Fuck is going on here? You
want to show up, you gotta show your face.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Without further Ado dubbed Jordan Winter, I still haven't given
you a proper nickname.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I have a soft launch of a nickname i'd like
to introduce.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You want to give your own self a nickname?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Or it was this suggested by somebody, No, it's suggested
by me that I want a soft launch to you,
and I wanted to spring it on you here rather
than offline.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And I know it's not proper to give yourself a nickname,
but it's almost been ten years, Champ, You've got ten
years to come up with a nickname. I know, j
Dub dub, it's easy, it flows, I like it, I
enjoy it. But you've got so many nicknames, Sultan of
Sniff amongst us, Champ.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Gringo, man Dingo, the Dingo, ding Dingo Man ding Dingo,
Raging bullshit of course, the inflamed Ga Nazi, the Jewish
Jake Klamatta, the white Chocolate Tito, White mic Milk of course, respectfully.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Uh, the list goes on and on and on and on. Yeah. Yeah,
I've curated that whole that whole list.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And I need at least one nickname at least to
hold over for some time. And it got me thinking
about one of your more recent but awesome nickname names.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Disruption.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Great nickname.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So what if you call me eyes and ears so
we can together be eyes and ears of Disruption?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Eyes and ears. Yeah, but then I that's that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I gotta you know what, I'm not gonna say that
I love it, but I'm not gonna say I don't
love it. It makes sense, But sometimes nicknames don't need
to make sense.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
But let's let's go. We can. It's a soft We'll
be like you know what, we'll robin, We'll let the people.
We'll let the people decide.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
If they like that sounds good?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Wrap a pack?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Super happy to be there, and I'm feeling very disruptive today.
Heard that Cold Open champ.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I was all over that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And by the way, being here in Los Angeles with
all the craziness going on over the course of Sunday
in front of that synagogue, it was it's like one.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Hundred degrees out.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So what are you people doing? What is everyone doing?
Go to a pool, go to a beach, you know,
hang out in front of us a fan or some
controlled air.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You don't need to be doing all that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I am very tapped into what's going on there,
and I'm excited because there's there's a lot of fun
going on. There's also a lot of funny business going on.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
How you're feeling today, cham.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'm feeling good. So let's start with the fun.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Let's start with the fun because I started with the
funny business and the fuck business. What is some of
the fun I will say once again, I watched I
watched probably the entire.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Indiana Sun.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is it the Indianas I don't even know the name
of these fucking teams, the Indiana Sun or is it
the Indiana Fever?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Indiana Fever and the Connecticut Sun.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So you're not too far off, but you're talking about
the the Angel Rees versus Caitlin Clark because they play
seemingly every week. Because there's only twelve teams in the
WNBA and Chicago and Indiana are right next to each other.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Should they should just do doubleheaders?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They should fucking play, give themselves like a bath, like
a scrub, and then throw them out there and play again.
I mean, that's how you bring some extra excitement to
the WNBA. But here's here's what they need to do,
because you know this, this is a rivalry. Whether they
actually guard each other or not, this is a rivalry,
(13:29):
whether they call it one or not. I am suggesting
that Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark redo the Larry Bird
Magic Johnson Converse commercial this summer. And you know, like
you won Rookie of the Year, like because it was
(13:50):
your last year's MVP, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But like one of them is winning Rookie of the Year.
They they meet somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't know if it's it's it's in a farm,
or it's like the street cord or whatever, just the
same way Magic and Larry did it. They copy it
shot for shot. I think that Angel Reese is reebok.
I'm not sure it could be for Coca Cola. It
could be for Sprite, it could be for fucking sports Brons,
it could be for I don't know, douches, it could
(14:17):
be for a bunch of things. But they need to
do a commercial together asap. And I'm sure the commercial
makers and thinkers and writers are already pitching and coming
up with something. But I think if they reference that
magic Johnson Larry Bird commercial or one of those like
old Pepsi Coca Cola Michael Jordan Larry Bird commercials, it
(14:39):
would be great because these two are definitely hot under
the collar for each other. Angel Reese and them squeaked
out that victory. Angel Reese, she literally will make a
layup and she it's as if.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
She dunks the ball backwards, like she talks shit.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
She make a pass, she talks shit, she makes a layup,
she talks shit, she fouls somebody, she talks, she makes a.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Free throw, she talks.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I've never and I'm someone who talks to you. But
it's like you just made a layup. It's not a
three point shot, it's not an important layup. It's like
you got the ball in the post and you made
a layup. You don't have to go fucking insane every
single time you make a layup.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, Angel Reese is definitely maximizing her talent, and you
can tell she's working hard on her game. You could
tell that she takes everything personally, that she's playing with
the ultimate chip on her shoulder. And I've been thinking
about it because you look at this, and I think
(15:55):
Angel Reese takes the rivalry hard enough for both of them.
Kaylyn Clark has come out and said that she doesn't
see it as a rivalry. She just sees it as competition,
which I think makes Angel Reees even matter. This kind
of reminds me of Rocky three, where we've got Rocky
and clubber Lang.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And I would love for you to break down because
you know, I'm a diehard NBA fan, but I was
born in nineteen eighty six, so I didn't see the
whole evolution of Larry Bird and Magic Johnson from Michigan
State Indiana State and then them coming up through the
NBA and the rivalry. I know about the legends of it,
(16:37):
and like how they became good friends because Magic came
over to Larry's house and Larry's mom cooked lunch. So
you could definitely draw the comparisons. I don't even know
about what their relationship was like as far as like
in comparison to how Angel and Caitlin are right now.
But it reminds me more of the Rocky clubber Land
(16:57):
because I don't think Caitlyn takes Angel all that series.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I think that Caitlin is on her own thing. She's
the champ.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But if you look at it, Angel is the one
who won the championship. She LSU won in college. Caitlin
Clark hasn't won anything. And granted she went to University
of Iowa, which isn't really a perennial juggernaut in anything
other than holding teams to like eight points a game
in football.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
But this is a rivalry between the two of them.
But I think that Angel reaches. I think she's I
think she's a little off, which I like.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, I like it too, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And she's leading the league in offensive rebounds. And I
don't care what league or what level of basketball you're playing.
To be an offensive rebounder.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Takes a motor.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It takes total self determination. Defensive rebounding also, but specifically
offensive rebounding. She's not the tallest on the court. It's
not like she's Britney grinder. It's not like she's seven
feet she's six to three.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
She's not. She's never the biggest person on the court.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So when I saw that stat for her to lead
this small but mighty league in offensive rebounds, I was like,
that's fucking That takes a lot of a lot of gusto.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So again we're talking about the w NBA. I talked
about the w NBA.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I praised the w NBA, but I think it's good
and I'm gonna need it, especially heading into a July.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I think we all gonna need.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
The games are entertaining, they're fun, the crowds go nuts,
they're sold out, and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Know, I said it once, I said it a million times.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It's good for girls, it's good for girls' sports, and
I think it's good for sports fans. Are you betting?
Have you started betting? Is Captain Picks doing WNBA games?
And what is the playing field for WNBA? Like is
it good betting? Bad betting?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Like? How does it? How does it lay out? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, Captain Picks has not only been betting w NBA,
We've been betting w NBA for the last three seasons,
like we're not new to this, we're true to this.
And our WNBA captain is a sniper at WNBA. Now,
you could bet WNBA just like you bet NBA.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You could bet.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
First quarter, first half, full game over.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Under, you could do player props on particular players, just
like the NBA.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I mean, it's it's a market.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sports betting has become such a giant market, just like
the stock market in the last three years, especially because
it's now expanded to almost thirty five states legally, so
you have to I mean, the only things that you're
really betting on right now in as we entered the
dog days of summer is you've got Major League Baseball,
(19:45):
which is fantastic, one hundred and sixty two game season
at it every single day. WNBA is every game, even
though there's not a lot of games every day. Sometimes
you'll look at the schedule there's like one game, two games,
but they spread it out and stretch it out out.
And like you said, Caitlin Clark and the Indian Fever,
even before playing against Chicago, they sold out the Atlanta
(20:07):
Hawks Arena in Atlanta, Like there is something definitely to this,
but outside of MLB and also UFC. There is the
COPA soccer going on, which is also a lot of
fun to bet. It's kind of like, you know, World
Cup esque, so all the countries are entering, and then
you got the Olympics coming up, and then there's golf.
(20:28):
But there's no like major sport getting your attention on
a daily basis outside of MLB and WNBA. So you
have to bet WNBA if you want that bump.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But to answer my question, are are people making money
on WNBA bet?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There are people out there making money in WNBA betting.
For example, Captain picks. We do a lot of unders
in the WNBA. It's no disrespect, but some of these
games they placed the numbers way too high. Let's say
the total is like one hundred and sixty points over
(21:04):
and under. So I mean, do you really see that
particular games being high scoring? I mean, you watch the
end of that that Indiana versus Chicago game, and why
Caitlin Clark wasn't getting the ball down the stretch or
why she wasn't keeping the ball and taking the shots.
I'm not sure those girls were taking jump shots, hitting
the ball off the backboard from the top of the key.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
They were doing some wild shit. You know, some of
that shit looks like straight YMCA.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So I mean, under is not a bad play if
you just want to test the waters in WNBA betting.
But you know, you could bet on pretty much anything
and break it out, similar to the NBA guys. But
there's another thing that's happening this week in the NBA.
It's got the NBA Draft coming up. I'd love to
(21:51):
run through some of the teams and some of the
players with you, Dingo, but also give it to me,
Give it to me before we get into that. There's
been some other signings and there's been a trade. The
first official trade in the NBA went down just after
we released the last episode. So we've got Josh Giddy
of the Thunder, twenty one years old, fitting great there,
(22:16):
but he got traded to the Bulls for Alex Caruso.
So you know, I don't know what your thoughts are
for these two, but that's a pretty bold move to
trade a young gun like Giddy who's under control for
a guy like Cruso, who ironically used to be on
the Oklahoma City Thunder Summer League team. So it's good
(22:37):
for Crusoe champion with the Lakers, that team is gonna
be you know, they were the one seed, and I
think it means you can kind of see where the
Thunder gonna be going from here, where the Bulls are
gonna be going from here.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
But what do you think of that deal?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I think that deal is good. I was surprised that
they got rid of Josh Giddy. He fit in there good.
He had that looming sex charge. All charges go dropped
on that, so it didn't have anything to do with that,
you know. And I was surprised that they got rid
of him, especially for Caruso, who's getting up there in age.
You know, people like him, people like playing with him.
(23:12):
Everybody respects him. All his teammates respect him.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I used to call him the pizza man, but he
earned my respect. And I was surprised by that trade.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, I think that it really sparks the tone of
defense that they're gonna need with the Thunder, because from
what reports were from Sam Presty, the GM of the
Thunder is that Giddy didn't want to come off the bench,
and once he was told that his role was going
to be moved towards the bench, he basically requested a trade,
(23:45):
and they made the trade to Chicago. They traded your Yeah,
Chicago looks like they're going to be blowing their stuff up.
Looks like Zach Levine's going to get traded, DeMar DeRozan's
probably going to get traded. So you get a young
gun with his skill set and talents and giddy. I
hope that you're in the gym right now shooting a
(24:07):
thousand jump shots a day because they were leaving you
buck naked in.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
The playoffs and it looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So, yeah, he definitely has a lot of talent, but
you just don't know if Lonzo Ball is ever gonna
come back. He's got that big contract with the Bulls.
So I think a good trade for both teams. I
bet that both teams are not done. I think that
Sam Presty is hoarding his draft picks like they're some
(24:35):
type of NFT or collectible because they have so many
draft picks and yet nobody is really coming out of
that for them. But they do have the twelfth pick
in this draft, which generally is being regarded as a
quote unquote week NBA draft of talent, which to what
(24:55):
I say to that is, do your damn job. If
you're an NBA scout, if you're an executive, if you're
someone who's been traveling overseas or spending a lot of time,
you do your job. You find these players who are
going to help your team win. And if you can't
do that, maybe you should find a different profession. Because
(25:16):
to say that this is a week draft, I think
is unacceptable, especially when you're talking about a team like
the Yukon Huskies having two players that are going to
be drafted in the lottery.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
And we saw what the Huskies did. They have been
dominant the last two years.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So you're telling me that Stefan Cassel and Donovan Klingen
aren't impact players, then maybe you're not an impact executive,
or maybe your coaches aren't impact coaches. Because if you
can't pull well, if you can't pull the bet, I
just don't like hearing it. It's just so disrespectful to
the entire NBA draft class that they're saying, oh, this
(25:54):
is such a weak class. And granted, some of the
top players, like probably the two first players who are
gonna get taken are from France. They've got Zachary risa
Cher and Alex saar one guy six ' nine one,
guy seven to one, probably gonna be picks one and two.
First pick goes to the Atlanta Hawks, which is gonna
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be interesting to see what ends up happening with Trey Young.
Does he stay, do they move him to like the
Lakers or something like that. And then the second pick
in the draft goes to the Washington Wizards, who were
a trash can last year. They ended up, I think
with a worse record than the Pistons, So a lot
of these teams need help. The Rockets have the third pick,
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the Spurs have the fourth pick, The Pistons have the
fifth pick, the Hornets have the sixth pick, the Blazers
have the seventh pick, and then the Spurs pick again
at eighth. So Wemby's gonna get some help right away,
some young help that they can build around. There's some
really fun prospects that are here. Jalen Williams, also from
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the Oaklanama City Thunder. His brother Cody Williams, is gonna
be a top ten pick from the University of Colorado.
He's super good. They've got, you know, my man, Zach Yedy.
People think that the Lakers are gonna take him at seventeen.
And then of course there's Bronnie James. We'll see what
happens to Bronnie. But the draft is gonna be fun.
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And you know what else is gonna happen. It's always
for trades, lots of trades. I think there's gonna be
very active. You know, like we talked about last episode,
there's free agents that are signing with teams already. Malik
Monk just got a four year deal to stick around.
Scottie Barnes just signed a two hundred and fifty million
dollar deal to stay with the Raptors. So these teams
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are getting their core players back. But I think that
because of all the money that's being thrown around, as
you've talked about in previous episodes, because of the TV
money that's gonna be coming in with these deals. And
we'll see what happens to the NBA on TNT. Amazon's
coming in, NBA on on NBC is coming back.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
There's Netflix is trying to get into shit.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It's gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
There'll be players in a couple of years making almost
one hundred million dollars a year. And the way it's crazy,
the salary cap is going like you have to nail
these top players, like you can't be paying someone like
Jordan Poole one hundred and forty million dollars anymore because
you really only get like two maybe three players like
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that on your roster. And that's why you're gonna have
to see teams making some tough choices, like a name
to watch and a team to watch is like the
Denver Nuggets. You can't pay Yokig Murray, Aaron Gordon and
Michael Porter Junior.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
So what do you do? You know, that type of
stuff We'll be seeing a lot of.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
But WNBA, NBA always is and always will be fantastic,
and we're all over it. And I know that we're
we're kind of counting down to the draft and we're
seeing some rumblings about certain players going certain places. Our
man Lane Frank has a scoop right now. I saw
you posted about you.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is that scoop real? Paul George going to the Warriors?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You know, we're gonna have to wait and see. I
hope it's true. I hope it's real.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But I will say that Lane Frank has real deal sources,
Like this isn't coming from YEA.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I got that I got the feeling.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I got the feeling I would love if he became
the source guy and he got rid of fucking Adrian
Wojanowski the source. That would be sick if we cultivated
the next actual source guy. And and we have to
give a big shout out to Captain Tingus Porzingis, Champion
Tingus Porzingis. And you know I made that rant, the
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Tingus Porzingis rant, without thinking, and that fucking thing, I
don't know. It was at almost ten years old. And
uh uh people still call him tingus Pingus. And when
he was at the parade, uh they said, thank God
for Tingus Pingus and who the fuck is Tingus Pingus?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
And it's just I didn't get a nickel off of that.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But it's so crazy. Like I've said it once, I've
said it a million times. If I knew how to
monetize a rants or knew which ones were good or
which ones were gonna hit, I mean that one's probably,
along with Dixon and Donald Trump, that's gotta be one
of the one of my greatest sort of you know. See,
that's why when you say eyes and ears, I'm like
(30:36):
Dick Stane, Donald Trump, pig Dick, Donald Trump, Tingus Pingus
like this, the bar is set super duper high for like,
you know, the nicknames, but Uh, I was happy.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I'm just so happy for him, and I hope, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Whatever injury he has now, I hope he's able to
bounce back from uh, because I've always rooted for Tingus Pingus,
even though I gave him that nickname Tingus Pingers, and
it came from love.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I don't give people nicknames if I don't love you, well,
Dick saying.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Donald Trump, that did not come from love, That came
from sheer fucking dislike I have to be interested in
you to give you a nickname, pig Dick, Donald Trump,
that did not come from that did not come from
a loving place in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And you know, I was talking about going to Israel
earlier and traveling and being the world traveler when I
come back.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Look, Fantasy football is right fucking here.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's looming, which we're not going to get into today,
but that shit is so close.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
And like after last.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Year's the beatings that we took in the Money League
and the loss that we took in the Stern Show League,
it was just crazy you know what else is crazy?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Speaking of pig Dick, Donald Trump, speaking of dix Da
and Donald Trump. The debate of all debates is happening.
And you talk about must watch TV, talk about pay
per view, talk.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
About a sporting event.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
People are talking about this debate like it's like a
Tyson Buster Douglas fight or a Tyson holy Field fight
in the in the nineties. I have a little bit
of a disappointment, a little bit of a wake up call.
They have mutes on the microphones, there's no crowd. Get
your expectations down. If you're looking for fireworks, if you're
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looking for like craziness, this is not gonna be. I
think this is going to be actually what a debate
is supposed to be from two presidential candidates. They're not
going to be talking over each other. There's not gonna
be any nicknames giving or any chaos. I think it's
it's not gonna what the people want are Where are
you watching this debate on Thursday night?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You know, if they had it streaming at a local
movie theater, I would I would be sick. Maybe if
you know a local watering hole. You know, just everybody's
out there at the sports bar, just on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm going to most likely be watching it at home,
dissecting it like the rest of the country. I mean,
why they are having the first debate in the end
of June when the election is not till November is
just it's going to create more froth, more fervor. It's
going to be like Monday night football is what we're
(33:38):
dealing with here. And I think that they probably bumped
this up because they saw that the Jake Paul Mike
Tyson fight got moved, so they want to really take
advantage of all this stuff. But yeah, I've got some
questions about this. All they'll be you know, the microphones
and the mute. You can't mute Dick Staine Donald Trump.
That's just not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Like, No, they're gonna mute him because if you can't,
if the microphone's off, you can't hear him.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Now, I'm telling you it's gonna be uneventful.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This is not gonna be like you know, the Dick
staining Donald Trump that everybody has come to a no
love hate and can't stand this is. I'm telling you,
this is gonna be a containing thing. Jake Tapper, fake
Jake Tapper. Uh, you know he's moderating it. It's CNN.
I'm telling you this is not gonna be like one
of those like classic things like you had with Hillary
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Clinton and all his other bullshit that he was doing.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But just that it's not gonna be like that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Just like you talk about the gotification of it all,
like there will be something made out of nothing with this.
Most likely they'll be memes, they'll be clips, they'll be
you know, people who aren't even watching the debate are
gonna base things all off of what they see on
social media and the oh and the gottam and who
(34:57):
knows Joe gets kind of feisty.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
They're gonna have him shot up, be twelve up.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I want whatever Joe Biden is going to be on
for those debates. I don't know what kind of mega
mix he's gonna be on, fucking creatine, diet coke, coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Like a B twelve, a shot in the ass. I
don't know what the fuck mountain do?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You know, Like he's gonna be on something and whatever
the fuck they got him on.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I need that drip. I need that Joe Biden drip.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
That jb D that Joe Biden Drip is gonna be
something else, and I'm gonna podcast right after, like I'm
gonna watch a shit and then I'm gonna podcast right after,
because you know it's gonna be classic. But again, I
want people's expectations to be a little bit uh contained,
because I don't think it's gonna be as crunk as
people think, Well, what else is popping?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You know. I think that this is a very strange
time in the country. I think it's a very strange
time in the world, and it'll be good to see
what these leaders have to say about a myriad of
topics because what we saw this past weekend here in
Los Angeles was disgraceful and I've been kind of tapped
(36:16):
in to why it all happened in Los Angeles, But
I just want to say before I put my thoughts
and opinions out there, I identify as Jewish. I am
born and raised Jewish, and US Jewish people have been
through a lot and the time of the week jew
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is over. We are strong, and we've got numbers. And
if you're going to come and protest a synagogue and
try to make it as though it's for the cause
of Gaza or Palestine or Israel. Just say that you
don't like Jews, because that is apparent. And I completely
(37:02):
agree with what you were saying about the mask mandate
for these type of things, because just because you're wearing
a mask or a scarf or a head dress doesn't
mean that you can just do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And the reason that this whole thing happened.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Was because there was some type of real estate conversation
that was happening about real estate purchases from people in
the Los Angeles area who might want to buy land
in Israel. What does that have to do with what
happened with people getting bear sprayed?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
And you know that video.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I would love to see why that happened, but you know,
having to see over and over again a woman on
the ground getting kicked and punched, They're like, you don't
really need much context for something like that.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
But I'm really concerned.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
About the lack of outrage from other communities and people
that I know, you and I have been allies for
for years and have gone through a lot of different
you know, phases four speaking out about everybody under the sun.
(38:17):
I'm starting to get very concerned about the fact that
no one is really standing up for us. If this
is such like a see no evil, hear no evil
type of situation, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Lose it, Sally, I say, see no evil, hear no evil.
It's not my problem, it's your problem. It's we have
our own problem. And I'm telling you I am not advocating.
I am not speaking on behalf, I am not ranting
on behalf. I am not fucking screaming, I'm not posting.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I don't give a fuck what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Is going on for anybody else but the Jews, Israel
and my points of view. I don't give a fuck
what's happening. The silent, the acting like it has nothing
to do with then the accepting of this bullshit. It
is un unacceptable. It's unacceptable, it's disappointing. It's very very disappointing.
(39:15):
And you know, these people want to come up with
any excuse to jump at Jews, to jump at Israel.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Fuck all that dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And every single week, every single week, and I'm sure
some people listen to the pocket Mike, You're told, yo,
every single week, this is going on every single fucking week.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
You see, it's.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Almost every day you're seeing some bullshit and if you
don't know the story.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
And you're out there doing this shit, you're totally ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And if you do know the story, it's like if
you do know the story of Michael Jordan, if you
do know the story of you know, the Seven Dwarfs,
If you do know the story.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Then there's no arguing.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
If you act actually do know the story and the
facts and the history between Israel and Gaza, Israel and Palestine,
Israel and amas Hamas Israel and everything in between, there
is no black and white. Like obviously, Israel is a
flawed country, just like America's a floyd country, Just like
I'm a flawed person, just like everybody listening to this
(40:21):
as a flawed person. Just like your parents are fawn uh,
your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your dog is one. Everybody, everything
has flaws. Why people think Israel should be held to
these perfect standards is beyond fucking me. But but the
(40:41):
reality is is that ten hours after Israel was declared
a state, Palestine started a fucking war. They got their
asses kicked in that fucking war, and ever since they
got their fucking asses kicked in that fucking war. They
have wasted seventy five years, seventy five, nine fucking years,
and the only thing that's come out of Gaza is hate, resentment, poverty,
(41:08):
corruption and terrorism. Seventy five years later, that place should
be thriving, twenty five miles of pure beautiful Mediterranean Middle
Eastern beats front. There should be hotels, There should be casinos,
There should be strip cups.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
It should be like fucking Dubai. There should be fights there.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Ryan Gosling should be coming off a fucking boat to
go to the Gaza Film Festival.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
There should be so much money being made between Gaza
and Israel.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
There should be so many startups, so many businesses, so
many exotic, beautiful, freak off sessions. It should be a
sexual paradise, and you turned it into fucking hell. It's
your fucking fault. It ain't the fucking Jew's fault. It
ain't the fucking Synagogue on Pico's fault. It's fucking the
leadership's fault. And the mentality's for fuckers over there. You
(42:01):
have Internet, you got YouTube, you got fucking Instagram, you
got TikTok. Educate yourselves, educate your mind, because the occupation
that people talk about is the occupation of the mind.
Seventy five years of the mind being completely occupied with nothing,
nothing positive.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
And if you really can look beyond that as a
listener of this, as an observer of what's going on,
just understand that what's happening in America and abroad, Jews
are just the appetizer. Jews are just the first line
(42:42):
of who these terrorists want to go towards. And look
at what just happened in Russia over the weekend. There
was a terrorist attack that took place. They attacked a synagogue,
they attacked a church, they beheaded a priest. These are
the same type of people who want anarchy. They want
(43:05):
only the order and the operation that they see fit.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
And these are those where Ji hot as fucks right,
that did this right.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No one has taken responsibility, but they have video, they
have all the i mean destruction, the waste that was laid.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
And you know there were six militants who.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
These weren't some Jeffrey Dahmer shit.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
This isn't some you know, son of sam like psychopath killers,
you know, in terms of like their psychopath killers. But
they're not like you know, serial killers. They live by
this shit They live for this shit. Yah, they live
by it and they live for it. It's fucking crazy.
And motherfuckers like the information and the facts are the
(43:49):
fucking facts, and you don't want to believe them. But
you want to show up on harass and kick Jewish people,
and you want to do all this bullshit with your
fucking masks on. You want to show up, you gotta
show your face. That's it, period. It's just every fucking day.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
The Pico and Robertson area, I mean, that's one of
the calmest but also most densely Jewish populated areas in
the entire United States. I think it's number two behind
New York City and that area. I mean, what's over there?
You lived near there's It's like restaurants, Kosher restaurants and cinema.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Dellis great kosher restaurants, like all kinds of restaurants. But
they have, they definitely have like a noticeable Jewish community.
But I mean, I don't know where these people come from.
I don't know what they want. They definitely don't want.
It's just I'm just more and more annoyed and annoyed,
and someone is gonna get killed at one of these rallies.
(44:46):
Someone is going to get killed at one of these rallies.
I am telling you that it's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Is because these.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Little skirmishes, now fortunately they're just skirmishes, but something very
bad is gonna happen in one of these rallies.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's on unfortunate, but we see what happens when you
have the unorganized deciding to get organized and fighting wildly
for what they think that they believe in. But they
have been put in a position where they are not
fighting for anything but hatred. And when that type of
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stuff happens, people can get hurt. And we like to
talk about the fun here, but there was too much funny.
Business had to address it.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Podcast I mentioned Jeffrey Dahmer Ariana Grande, who, by the way,
is one of the rants I did an Ariana Grande rant.
(45:55):
I don't know five six, seven years ago that I
mean her fans went ape shit, totally fucking ape shit.
The Ariana Grande fans, it went, they went totally crazy.
But Ariana Grande was asked who she would like to
have dinner with, and Ariana Grande didn't say Michael Rompaport.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
She didn't say Madonna.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
She didn't say, you know, fuck, I don't know, Dion Warwick, somebody, Beyonce,
Donna Summer, well, Donna Summer passed, somebody like that. Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton. She said she want to have dinner with
Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes, she did, Jeffrey, that's who you want
to have dinner with, your fucking nut job, Like, that's
(46:37):
out of all the people, that's the people you suggested.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
You'd want to have dinner with.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yes, she was on a podcast that's where she put
this out there. It was the same podcast that she
also made news for last week because her voice changed
during it. She was doing her like, you know, high
squeaky Disney voice and then it kind of lowered to
her normal voice, and she had to come out and say,
(47:02):
you know, oh, I do this all the time. I've
been doing it for years because of my vocal rest
and what have you. And the same podcast, which, by
the way, Penn bag Penn Badgeley, Penn Bagley, he's an actor.
You know, liked him in some stuff but didn't even
know he had a podcast with some people. Got Ariana
Grande on there and probably just a softball question about
(47:26):
who you want to have dinner with, And because apparently
she loves Murdered Doc and Chill podcasts, she said that
she'd loved to have a meal with Jeffrey Dahmer, which.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, you ain't gonna have a meal. He eats you
up and chop you up real nice. You'd be the
fucking meal.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
All right. Well, we came, we saw, we disrupted. We came,
we saw, we disrupted.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank you, Bleach brother Jordan Winter aka j dubb Ak
potentially Eyes and Ears. I want to thank the fans
always wrap pack worldwide. And I need Miles Jordan and
the Dust Brothers and the Blue Brothers to take me
out here and to end this puppy with something real nice.
I want you to end this puppy with something real.
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But what I want you to end this puppy with
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Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm out,
Joe gets kind of feisty. They're gonna have him shot up,
be twelve up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I want whatever Joe Biden is going to be on
for those debates. I don't know what kind of mega
mix he's gonna be on, fucking creatine diet coke, coffee
like a B twelve, a shot in the ass.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't know what the fuck mountain do you know?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Like he's gonna be on something and whatever the fuck
they got him on.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I need that drip.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I need that Joe Biden drip that JB. D. Boom
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On today's Banging.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I am Rapp reports stereo podcast pregaming pre gaming for
cadaver Joe Biden to take on Dick Stain Donald Trump,
the debate that everybody is anticipating. That hasn't been a
fight night like this since Tyson Holyfield won. Plus Angel
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Reese and Caitlyn Clark, r Magic Johnson and Larry Bird
and dust Brother Jordan Winter is back with me on
the I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast Breaking all things down.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:32):
Desk Brothers, Sticky, start this puppy over something real nice, Siggy,
start this puppy over something real level. Most importantly, most importantly,
start this Iron Rapport Stereo ponk is off with something
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Stereo Pokins that's fucking coming.
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Name is Michael Rockport aka the Gringo Man Dingle aka
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Raging Bullshit or you're not rocking with the very very best.
This is the I Am Rap Reports Stereo podcast. Boom
coming live and direct. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope
everybody's feeling real safe and I hate they hope everybody
is feeling really sane. Gotta keep you, gotta keep your marbles.
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Gotta keep your marbles because we are in a crazy, crazy,
unprecedented time an unprecedented time. Summer is here, the summer
of twenty twenty four is here. Hope everybody's enjoying the summer.
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On today's Banging, I am rap Port serial podcasts, I'm
bringing him back dust Brother Jordan Winter is coming on
the podcast. I got so much to discuss, and I
am getting out of here. I'm going to Israel again.
I can't wait. I am heading to Israel this weekend, where,
(03:24):
of course I will be podcasting and I will be
giving it to you rough, rugged and real from the
land of Milk and Honey. I'm not even that sure
how long I'm going to be there, Not that sure
how long I am going to be there. Might be
going to Grease too, might be going to Greece. You
(03:46):
might see me with a banana hammock with a Megan star.
I got a banana hammock with a Jewish star that
I might be whipping out punintended on the beaches of
not only Tel Aviv, not only of Israel, but in Greece.
I'm a world traveler, despite the fact that I can't
(04:10):
stand traveling. And after I come back from this trip,
I have some time to chill and then boom, I
am back on the road. I am performing, man, I
am yo. I am going to be moving and grooving.
The reason why I want to take and really enjoy
(04:34):
this trip, the reason why I want to take and
really enjoy the time off I have during the summer.
And I am blessed to have time off. Listen, what
I do is fucking easy work. My life is easy,
My job is easy. My stresses are easy compared to
some of the people out there that have to fucking
(04:57):
grind it out all the time. I am very aware
of of the good fortune I have, and I'm going
to be coming back on the road in September. I
am performing in Buffalo in September. I'm performing in San
Francisco in September. All right, I ain't performing in Indianapolis
(05:22):
October seventh, eighth, I'll be in Chicago the eighth of October.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'll be in Chicago. The ninth, I'll be in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, let be all over the fucking place, be all over,
and then me in Boston.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All tickets, I mean in lat me me all over
the place in the fall.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
All tickets, all information for all my shows are available
at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com, Michael rapport Coomedy dot com.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
My first show is in Buffalo. Good place to start
things off.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
And come September, Come September twenty twenty four, NFL season
will have started, and.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Who knows where things will be? Who knows where things
will be? We got the big debate, which I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To talk about later on during this podcast, big debate,
and I'm bringing in the dust brother, uh, Jordan Winter.
But before I bring in dust brother Jordan Winter, I
want to make a suggestion to Governor Kathy Hochel to
(06:40):
Governor Gavin with the Good Hair. Newsom both you fucking guys.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Listen. I ain't no.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Genius about how a law, an emergency law could get
put into place.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
But you fucking clowns.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Gavin with the Good Hair, You've ran Los Angeles into
the ground, you fuck. Okay, And Kathy Hochel, you ran
a lot of New York into the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
San Francisco's is in one of the most beautiful aesthetically
historic cities in the world. Gavin with the Good Hair,
you let that place go to shit. Now this is America.
You can protest all you want. You can say what
you want. You can show up at the protest and
(07:34):
say what you want, but I need a law implement it.
Implemented asap by Kathy Hunkle Gavin with the Good Hair NEWSOM.
If these cocksuckers, if these.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Creep cocksuckers want to show up.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Outside of synagogues, they want to show up at schools,
they want to harass people, they want to harangue people.
They want to gallivant around and cause all kinds of
problems for Jewish people. They must show their fucking face.
You want to show up, you gotta show your face.
(08:18):
You want to show up, you gotta show your fucking face.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's tune.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's not Halloween, it's not perm this, this is not
an everyday celebration of Halloween. You want to show up.
You want to talk greasy, You want to talk outside
both sides your mouth. You want to threaten people, you
want to do all that shit. You gotta show your
(08:44):
fucking face. You want to show up, you gotta show
your face. You can even call the bill to show up,
but show your face.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Bill, you welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm sick and tired of it every fucking day. Knock
yourself out. You don't like the Jews, knock yourself out,
you don't like Israel, BBI, but you gotta show your
fucking face. You're causing violence, You're threatening people, hate speech,
chase some people.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
You got your bear spray.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And you're all wrapped up with your crooked glasses, your
Kafia scarf.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And a COVID mask. Fuck is going on here? You
want to show up, you gotta show your face.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Without further Ado dubbed Jordan Winter, I still haven't given
you a proper nickname.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I have a soft launch of a nickname i'd like
to introduce.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You want to give your own self a nickname?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Or it was this suggested by somebody, No, it's suggested
by me that I want a soft launch to you,
and I wanted to spring it on you here rather
than offline.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And I know it's not proper to give yourself a nickname,
but it's almost been ten years, Champ, You've got ten
years to come up with a nickname. I know, j
Dub dub, it's easy, it flows, I like it, I
enjoy it. But you've got so many nicknames, Sultan of
Sniff amongst us, Champ.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Gringo, man Dingo, the Dingo, ding Dingo Man ding Dingo,
Raging bullshit of course, the inflamed Ga Nazi, the Jewish
Jake Klamatta, the white Chocolate Tito, White mic Milk of course, respectfully.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Uh, the list goes on and on and on and on. Yeah. Yeah,
I've curated that whole that whole list.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And I need at least one nickname at least to
hold over for some time. And it got me thinking
about one of your more recent but awesome nickname names.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Disruption.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Great nickname.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So what if you call me eyes and ears so
we can together be eyes and ears of Disruption?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Eyes and ears. Yeah, but then I that's that's not bad.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I gotta you know what, I'm not gonna say that
I love it, but I'm not gonna say I don't
love it. It makes sense, But sometimes nicknames don't need
to make sense.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
But let's let's go. We can. It's a soft We'll
be like you know what, we'll robin, We'll let the people.
We'll let the people decide.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
If they like that sounds good?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Wrap a pack?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Super happy to be there, and I'm feeling very disruptive today.
Heard that Cold Open champ.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I was all over that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
And by the way, being here in Los Angeles with
all the craziness going on over the course of Sunday
in front of that synagogue, it was it's like one.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Hundred degrees out.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So what are you people doing? What is everyone doing?
Go to a pool, go to a beach, you know,
hang out in front of us a fan or some
controlled air.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You don't need to be doing all that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I am very tapped into what's going on there,
and I'm excited because there's there's a lot of fun
going on. There's also a lot of funny business going on.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
How you're feeling today, cham.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'm feeling good. So let's start with the fun.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Let's start with the fun because I started with the
funny business and the fuck business. What is some of
the fun I will say once again, I watched I
watched probably the entire.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Indiana Sun.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is it the Indianas I don't even know the name
of these fucking teams, the Indiana Sun or is it
the Indiana Fever?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Indiana Fever and the Connecticut Sun.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So you're not too far off, but you're talking about
the the Angel Rees versus Caitlin Clark because they play
seemingly every week. Because there's only twelve teams in the
WNBA and Chicago and Indiana are right next to each other.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Should they should just do doubleheaders?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
They should fucking play, give themselves like a bath, like
a scrub, and then throw them out there and play again.
I mean, that's how you bring some extra excitement to
the WNBA. But here's here's what they need to do,
because you know this, this is a rivalry. Whether they
actually guard each other or not, this is a rivalry,
(13:29):
whether they call it one or not. I am suggesting
that Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark redo the Larry Bird
Magic Johnson Converse commercial this summer. And you know, like
you won Rookie of the Year, like because it was
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your last year's MVP, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But like one of them is winning Rookie of the Year.
They they meet somewhere.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't know if it's it's it's in a farm,
or it's like the street cord or whatever, just the
same way Magic and Larry did it. They copy it
shot for shot. I think that Angel Reese is reebok.
I'm not sure it could be for Coca Cola. It
could be for Sprite, it could be for fucking sports Brons,
it could be for I don't know, douches, it could
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be for a bunch of things. But they need to
do a commercial together asap. And I'm sure the commercial
makers and thinkers and writers are already pitching and coming
up with something. But I think if they reference that
magic Johnson Larry Bird commercial or one of those like
old Pepsi Coca Cola Michael Jordan Larry Bird commercials, it
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would be great because these two are definitely hot under
the collar for each other. Angel Reese and them squeaked
out that victory. Angel Reese, she literally will make a
layup and she it's as if.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
She dunks the ball backwards, like she talks shit.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
She make a pass, she talks shit, she makes a layup,
she talks shit, she fouls somebody, she talks, she makes a.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Free throw, she talks.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I've never and I'm someone who talks to you. But
it's like you just made a layup. It's not a
three point shot, it's not an important layup. It's like
you got the ball in the post and you made
a layup. You don't have to go fucking insane every
single time you make a layup.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, Angel Reese is definitely maximizing her talent, and you
can tell she's working hard on her game. You could
tell that she takes everything personally, that she's playing with
the ultimate chip on her shoulder. And I've been thinking
about it because you look at this, and I think
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Angel Reese takes the rivalry hard enough for both of them.
Kaylyn Clark has come out and said that she doesn't
see it as a rivalry. She just sees it as competition,
which I think makes Angel Reees even matter. This kind
of reminds me of Rocky three, where we've got Rocky
and clubber Lang.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That's what this is.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And I would love for you to break down because
you know, I'm a diehard NBA fan, but I was
born in nineteen eighty six, so I didn't see the
whole evolution of Larry Bird and Magic Johnson from Michigan
State Indiana State and then them coming up through the
NBA and the rivalry. I know about the legends of it,
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and like how they became good friends because Magic came
over to Larry's house and Larry's mom cooked lunch. So
you could definitely draw the comparisons. I don't even know
about what their relationship was like as far as like
in comparison to how Angel and Caitlin are right now.
But it reminds me more of the Rocky clubber Land
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because I don't think Caitlyn takes Angel all that series.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I think that Caitlin is on her own thing. She's
the champ.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
But if you look at it, Angel is the one
who won the championship. She LSU won in college. Caitlin
Clark hasn't won anything. And granted she went to University
of Iowa, which isn't really a perennial juggernaut in anything
other than holding teams to like eight points a game
in football.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
But this is a rivalry between the two of them.
But I think that Angel reaches. I think she's I
think she's a little off, which I like.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, I like it too, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And she's leading the league in offensive rebounds. And I
don't care what league or what level of basketball you're playing.
To be an offensive rebounder.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Takes a motor.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
It takes total self determination. Defensive rebounding also, but specifically
offensive rebounding. She's not the tallest on the court. It's
not like she's Britney grinder. It's not like she's seven
feet she's six to three.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
She's not. She's never the biggest person on the court.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So when I saw that stat for her to lead
this small but mighty league in offensive rebounds, I was like,
that's fucking That takes a lot of a lot of gusto.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So again we're talking about the w NBA. I talked
about the w NBA.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I praised the w NBA, but I think it's good
and I'm gonna need it, especially heading into a July.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I think we all gonna need.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
The games are entertaining, they're fun, the crowds go nuts,
they're sold out, and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Know, I said it once, I said it a million times.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It's good for girls, it's good for girls' sports, and
I think it's good for sports fans. Are you betting?
Have you started betting? Is Captain Picks doing WNBA games?
And what is the playing field for WNBA? Like is
it good betting? Bad betting?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Like? How does it? How does it lay out? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, Captain Picks has not only been betting w NBA,
We've been betting w NBA for the last three seasons,
like we're not new to this, we're true to this.
And our WNBA captain is a sniper at WNBA. Now,
you could bet WNBA just like you bet NBA.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You could bet.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
First quarter, first half, full game over.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Under, you could do player props on particular players, just
like the NBA.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I mean, it's it's a market.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sports betting has become such a giant market, just like
the stock market in the last three years, especially because
it's now expanded to almost thirty five states legally, so
you have to I mean, the only things that you're
really betting on right now in as we entered the
dog days of summer is you've got Major League Baseball,
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which is fantastic, one hundred and sixty two game season
at it every single day. WNBA is every game, even
though there's not a lot of games every day. Sometimes
you'll look at the schedule there's like one game, two games,
but they spread it out and stretch it out out.
And like you said, Caitlin Clark and the Indian Fever,
even before playing against Chicago, they sold out the Atlanta
(20:07):
Hawks Arena in Atlanta, Like there is something definitely to this,
but outside of MLB and also UFC. There is the
COPA soccer going on, which is also a lot of
fun to bet. It's kind of like, you know, World
Cup esque, so all the countries are entering, and then
you got the Olympics coming up, and then there's golf.
(20:28):
But there's no like major sport getting your attention on
a daily basis outside of MLB and WNBA. So you
have to bet WNBA if you want that bump.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
But to answer my question, are are people making money
on WNBA bet?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There are people out there making money in WNBA betting.
For example, Captain picks. We do a lot of unders
in the WNBA. It's no disrespect, but some of these
games they placed the numbers way too high. Let's say
the total is like one hundred and sixty points over
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and under. So I mean, do you really see that
particular games being high scoring? I mean, you watch the
end of that that Indiana versus Chicago game, and why
Caitlin Clark wasn't getting the ball down the stretch or
why she wasn't keeping the ball and taking the shots.
I'm not sure those girls were taking jump shots, hitting
the ball off the backboard from the top of the key.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
They were doing some wild shit. You know, some of
that shit looks like straight YMCA.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So I mean, under is not a bad play if
you just want to test the waters in WNBA betting.
But you know, you could bet on pretty much anything
and break it out, similar to the NBA guys. But
there's another thing that's happening this week in the NBA.
It's got the NBA Draft coming up. I'd love to
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run through some of the teams and some of the
players with you, Dingo, but also give it to me,
Give it to me before we get into that. There's
been some other signings and there's been a trade. The
first official trade in the NBA went down just after
we released the last episode. So we've got Josh Giddy
of the Thunder, twenty one years old, fitting great there,
(22:16):
but he got traded to the Bulls for Alex Caruso.
So you know, I don't know what your thoughts are
for these two, but that's a pretty bold move to
trade a young gun like Giddy who's under control for
a guy like Cruso, who ironically used to be on
the Oklahoma City Thunder Summer League team. So it's good
(22:37):
for Crusoe champion with the Lakers, that team is gonna
be you know, they were the one seed, and I
think it means you can kind of see where the
Thunder gonna be going from here, where the Bulls are
gonna be going from here.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
But what do you think of that deal?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I think that deal is good. I was surprised that
they got rid of Josh Giddy. He fit in there good.
He had that looming sex charge. All charges go dropped
on that, so it didn't have anything to do with that,
you know. And I was surprised that they got rid
of him, especially for Caruso, who's getting up there in age.
You know, people like him, people like playing with him.
(23:12):
Everybody respects him. All his teammates respect him.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I used to call him the pizza man, but he
earned my respect. And I was surprised by that trade.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, I think that it really sparks the tone of
defense that they're gonna need with the Thunder, because from
what reports were from Sam Presty, the GM of the
Thunder is that Giddy didn't want to come off the bench,
and once he was told that his role was going
to be moved towards the bench, he basically requested a trade,
(23:45):
and they made the trade to Chicago. They traded your Yeah,
Chicago looks like they're going to be blowing their stuff up.
Looks like Zach Levine's going to get traded, DeMar DeRozan's
probably going to get traded. So you get a young
gun with his skill set and talents and giddy. I
hope that you're in the gym right now shooting a
(24:07):
thousand jump shots a day because they were leaving you
buck naked in.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
The playoffs and it looks crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So, yeah, he definitely has a lot of talent, but
you just don't know if Lonzo Ball is ever gonna
come back. He's got that big contract with the Bulls.
So I think a good trade for both teams. I
bet that both teams are not done. I think that
Sam Presty is hoarding his draft picks like they're some
(24:35):
type of NFT or collectible because they have so many
draft picks and yet nobody is really coming out of
that for them. But they do have the twelfth pick
in this draft, which generally is being regarded as a
quote unquote week NBA draft of talent, which to what
(24:55):
I say to that is, do your damn job. If
you're an NBA scout, if you're an executive, if you're
someone who's been traveling overseas or spending a lot of time,
you do your job. You find these players who are
going to help your team win. And if you can't
do that, maybe you should find a different profession. Because
(25:16):
to say that this is a week draft, I think
is unacceptable, especially when you're talking about a team like
the Yukon Huskies having two players that are going to
be drafted in the lottery.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
And we saw what the Huskies did. They have been
dominant the last two years.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So you're telling me that Stefan Cassel and Donovan Klingen
aren't impact players, then maybe you're not an impact executive,
or maybe your coaches aren't impact coaches. Because if you
can't pull well, if you can't pull the bet, I
just don't like hearing it. It's just so disrespectful to
the entire NBA draft class that they're saying, oh, this
(25:54):
is such a weak class. And granted, some of the
top players, like probably the two first players who are
gonna get taken are from France. They've got Zachary risa
Cher and Alex saar one guy six ' nine one,
guy seven to one, probably gonna be picks one and two.
First pick goes to the Atlanta Hawks, which is gonna
(26:17):
be interesting to see what ends up happening with Trey Young.
Does he stay, do they move him to like the
Lakers or something like that. And then the second pick
in the draft goes to the Washington Wizards, who were
a trash can last year. They ended up, I think
with a worse record than the Pistons, So a lot
of these teams need help. The Rockets have the third pick,
(26:39):
the Spurs have the fourth pick, The Pistons have the
fifth pick, the Hornets have the sixth pick, the Blazers
have the seventh pick, and then the Spurs pick again
at eighth. So Wemby's gonna get some help right away,
some young help that they can build around. There's some
really fun prospects that are here. Jalen Williams, also from
(27:02):
the Oaklanama City Thunder. His brother Cody Williams, is gonna
be a top ten pick from the University of Colorado.
He's super good. They've got, you know, my man, Zach Yedy.
People think that the Lakers are gonna take him at seventeen.
And then of course there's Bronnie James. We'll see what
happens to Bronnie. But the draft is gonna be fun.
(27:23):
And you know what else is gonna happen. It's always
for trades, lots of trades. I think there's gonna be
very active. You know, like we talked about last episode,
there's free agents that are signing with teams already. Malik
Monk just got a four year deal to stick around.
Scottie Barnes just signed a two hundred and fifty million
dollar deal to stay with the Raptors. So these teams
(27:45):
are getting their core players back. But I think that
because of all the money that's being thrown around, as
you've talked about in previous episodes, because of the TV
money that's gonna be coming in with these deals. And
we'll see what happens to the NBA on TNT. Amazon's
coming in, NBA on on NBC is coming back.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
There's Netflix is trying to get into shit.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
It's gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
There'll be players in a couple of years making almost
one hundred million dollars a year. And the way it's crazy,
the salary cap is going like you have to nail
these top players, like you can't be paying someone like
Jordan Poole one hundred and forty million dollars anymore because
you really only get like two maybe three players like
(28:34):
that on your roster. And that's why you're gonna have
to see teams making some tough choices, like a name
to watch and a team to watch is like the
Denver Nuggets. You can't pay Yokig Murray, Aaron Gordon and
Michael Porter Junior.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
So what do you do? You know, that type of
stuff We'll be seeing a lot of.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
But WNBA, NBA always is and always will be fantastic,
and we're all over it. And I know that we're
we're kind of counting down to the draft and we're
seeing some rumblings about certain players going certain places. Our
man Lane Frank has a scoop right now. I saw
you posted about you.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is that scoop real? Paul George going to the Warriors?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You know, we're gonna have to wait and see. I
hope it's true. I hope it's real.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
But I will say that Lane Frank has real deal sources,
Like this isn't coming from YEA.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I got that I got the feeling.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I got the feeling I would love if he became
the source guy and he got rid of fucking Adrian
Wojanowski the source. That would be sick if we cultivated
the next actual source guy. And and we have to
give a big shout out to Captain Tingus Porzingis, Champion
Tingus Porzingis. And you know I made that rant, the
(29:51):
Tingus Porzingis rant, without thinking, and that fucking thing, I
don't know. It was at almost ten years old. And
uh uh people still call him tingus Pingus. And when
he was at the parade, uh they said, thank God
for Tingus Pingus and who the fuck is Tingus Pingus?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
And it's just I didn't get a nickel off of that.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But it's so crazy. Like I've said it once, I've
said it a million times. If I knew how to
monetize a rants or knew which ones were good or
which ones were gonna hit, I mean that one's probably,
along with Dixon and Donald Trump, that's gotta be one
of the one of my greatest sort of you know. See,
that's why when you say eyes and ears, I'm like
(30:36):
Dick Stane, Donald Trump, pig Dick, Donald Trump, Tingus Pingus
like this, the bar is set super duper high for like,
you know, the nicknames, but Uh, I was happy.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I'm just so happy for him, and I hope, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Whatever injury he has now, I hope he's able to
bounce back from uh, because I've always rooted for Tingus Pingus,
even though I gave him that nickname Tingus Pingers, and
it came from love.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I don't give people nicknames if I don't love you, well,
Dick saying.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Donald Trump, that did not come from love, That came
from sheer fucking dislike I have to be interested in
you to give you a nickname, pig Dick, Donald Trump,
that did not come from that did not come from
a loving place in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And you know, I was talking about going to Israel
earlier and traveling and being the world traveler when I
come back.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Look, Fantasy football is right fucking here.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's looming, which we're not going to get into today,
but that shit is so close.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
And like after last.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Year's the beatings that we took in the Money League
and the loss that we took in the Stern Show League,
it was just crazy you know what else is crazy?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Thursday?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Speaking of pig Dick, Donald Trump, speaking of dix Da
and Donald Trump. The debate of all debates is happening.
And you talk about must watch TV, talk about pay
per view, talk.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
About a sporting event.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
People are talking about this debate like it's like a
Tyson Buster Douglas fight or a Tyson holy Field fight
in the in the nineties. I have a little bit
of a disappointment, a little bit of a wake up call.
They have mutes on the microphones, there's no crowd. Get
your expectations down. If you're looking for fireworks, if you're
(32:43):
looking for like craziness, this is not gonna be. I
think this is going to be actually what a debate
is supposed to be from two presidential candidates. They're not
going to be talking over each other. There's not gonna
be any nicknames giving or any chaos. I think it's
it's not gonna what the people want are Where are
you watching this debate on Thursday night?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You know, if they had it streaming at a local
movie theater, I would I would be sick. Maybe if
you know a local watering hole. You know, just everybody's
out there at the sports bar, just on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm going to most likely be watching it at home,
dissecting it like the rest of the country. I mean,
why they are having the first debate in the end
of June when the election is not till November is
just it's going to create more froth, more fervor. It's
going to be like Monday night football is what we're
(33:38):
dealing with here. And I think that they probably bumped
this up because they saw that the Jake Paul Mike
Tyson fight got moved, so they want to really take
advantage of all this stuff. But yeah, I've got some
questions about this. All they'll be you know, the microphones
and the mute. You can't mute Dick Staine Donald Trump.
That's just not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Like, No, they're gonna mute him because if you can't,
if the microphone's off, you can't hear him.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Now, I'm telling you it's gonna be uneventful.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This is not gonna be like you know, the Dick
staining Donald Trump that everybody has come to a no
love hate and can't stand this is. I'm telling you,
this is gonna be a containing thing. Jake Tapper, fake
Jake Tapper. Uh, you know he's moderating it. It's CNN.
I'm telling you this is not gonna be like one
of those like classic things like you had with Hillary
(34:29):
Clinton and all his other bullshit that he was doing.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But just that it's not gonna be like that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Just like you talk about the gotification of it all,
like there will be something made out of nothing with this.
Most likely they'll be memes, they'll be clips, they'll be
you know, people who aren't even watching the debate are
gonna base things all off of what they see on
social media and the oh and the gottam and who
(34:57):
knows Joe gets kind of feisty.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
They're gonna have him shot up, be twelve up.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I want whatever Joe Biden is going to be on
for those debates. I don't know what kind of mega
mix he's gonna be on, fucking creatine, diet coke, coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Like a B twelve, a shot in the ass. I
don't know what the fuck mountain do?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You know, Like he's gonna be on something and whatever
the fuck they got him on.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I need that drip. I need that Joe Biden drip.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
That jb D that Joe Biden Drip is gonna be
something else, and I'm gonna podcast right after, like I'm
gonna watch a shit and then I'm gonna podcast right after,
because you know it's gonna be classic. But again, I
want people's expectations to be a little bit uh contained,
because I don't think it's gonna be as crunk as
people think, Well, what else is popping?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
You know. I think that this is a very strange
time in the country. I think it's a very strange
time in the world, and it'll be good to see
what these leaders have to say about a myriad of
topics because what we saw this past weekend here in
Los Angeles was disgraceful and I've been kind of tapped
(36:16):
in to why it all happened in Los Angeles, But
I just want to say before I put my thoughts
and opinions out there, I identify as Jewish. I am
born and raised Jewish, and US Jewish people have been
through a lot and the time of the week jew
(36:38):
is over. We are strong, and we've got numbers. And
if you're going to come and protest a synagogue and
try to make it as though it's for the cause
of Gaza or Palestine or Israel. Just say that you
don't like Jews, because that is apparent. And I completely
(37:02):
agree with what you were saying about the mask mandate
for these type of things, because just because you're wearing
a mask or a scarf or a head dress doesn't
mean that you can just do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And the reason that this whole thing happened.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Was because there was some type of real estate conversation
that was happening about real estate purchases from people in
the Los Angeles area who might want to buy land
in Israel. What does that have to do with what
happened with people getting bear sprayed?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
And you know that video.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I would love to see why that happened, but you know,
having to see over and over again a woman on
the ground getting kicked and punched, They're like, you don't
really need much context for something like that.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
But I'm really concerned.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
About the lack of outrage from other communities and people
that I know, you and I have been allies for
for years and have gone through a lot of different
you know, phases four speaking out about everybody under the sun.
(38:17):
I'm starting to get very concerned about the fact that
no one is really standing up for us. If this
is such like a see no evil, hear no evil
type of situation, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Lose it, Sally, I say, see no evil, hear no evil.
It's not my problem, it's your problem. It's we have
our own problem. And I'm telling you I am not advocating.
I am not speaking on behalf, I am not ranting
on behalf. I am not fucking screaming, I'm not posting.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I don't give a fuck what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Is going on for anybody else but the Jews, Israel
and my points of view. I don't give a fuck
what's happening. The silent, the acting like it has nothing
to do with then the accepting of this bullshit. It
is un unacceptable. It's unacceptable, it's disappointing. It's very very disappointing.
(39:15):
And you know, these people want to come up with
any excuse to jump at Jews, to jump at Israel.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Fuck all that dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And every single week, every single week, and I'm sure
some people listen to the pocket Mike, You're told, yo,
every single week, this is going on every single fucking week.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
You see, it's.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Almost every day you're seeing some bullshit and if you
don't know the story.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
And you're out there doing this shit, you're totally ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And if you do know the story, it's like if
you do know the story of Michael Jordan, if you
do know the story of you know, the Seven Dwarfs,
If you do know the story.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Then there's no arguing.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
If you act actually do know the story and the
facts and the history between Israel and Gaza, Israel and Palestine,
Israel and amas Hamas Israel and everything in between, there
is no black and white. Like obviously, Israel is a
flawed country, just like America's a floyd country, Just like
I'm a flawed person, just like everybody listening to this
(40:21):
as a flawed person. Just like your parents are fawn uh,
your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your dog is one. Everybody, everything
has flaws. Why people think Israel should be held to
these perfect standards is beyond fucking me. But but the
(40:41):
reality is is that ten hours after Israel was declared
a state, Palestine started a fucking war. They got their
asses kicked in that fucking war, and ever since they
got their fucking asses kicked in that fucking war. They
have wasted seventy five years, seventy five, nine fucking years,
and the only thing that's come out of Gaza is hate, resentment, poverty,
(41:08):
corruption and terrorism. Seventy five years later, that place should
be thriving, twenty five miles of pure beautiful Mediterranean Middle
Eastern beats front. There should be hotels, There should be casinos,
There should be strip cups.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
It should be like fucking Dubai. There should be fights there.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Ryan Gosling should be coming off a fucking boat to
go to the Gaza Film Festival.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
There should be so much money being made between Gaza
and Israel.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
There should be so many startups, so many businesses, so
many exotic, beautiful, freak off sessions. It should be a
sexual paradise, and you turned it into fucking hell. It's
your fucking fault. It ain't the fucking Jew's fault. It
ain't the fucking Synagogue on Pico's fault. It's fucking the
leadership's fault. And the mentality's for fuckers over there. You
(42:01):
have Internet, you got YouTube, you got fucking Instagram, you
got TikTok. Educate yourselves, educate your mind, because the occupation
that people talk about is the occupation of the mind.
Seventy five years of the mind being completely occupied with nothing,
nothing positive.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
And if you really can look beyond that as a
listener of this, as an observer of what's going on,
just understand that what's happening in America and abroad, Jews
are just the appetizer. Jews are just the first line
(42:42):
of who these terrorists want to go towards. And look
at what just happened in Russia over the weekend. There
was a terrorist attack that took place. They attacked a synagogue,
they attacked a church, they beheaded a priest. These are
the same type of people who want anarchy. They want
(43:05):
only the order and the operation that they see fit.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
And these are those where Ji hot as fucks right,
that did this right.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
No one has taken responsibility, but they have video, they
have all the i mean destruction, the waste that was laid.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
And you know there were six militants who.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
These weren't some Jeffrey Dahmer shit.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
This isn't some you know, son of sam like psychopath killers,
you know, in terms of like their psychopath killers. But
they're not like you know, serial killers. They live by
this shit They live for this shit. Yah, they live
by it and they live for it. It's fucking crazy.
And motherfuckers like the information and the facts are the
(43:49):
fucking facts, and you don't want to believe them. But
you want to show up on harass and kick Jewish people,
and you want to do all this bullshit with your
fucking masks on. You want to show up, you gotta
show your face. That's it, period. It's just every fucking day.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
The Pico and Robertson area, I mean, that's one of
the calmest but also most densely Jewish populated areas in
the entire United States. I think it's number two behind
New York City and that area. I mean, what's over there?
You lived near there's It's like restaurants, Kosher restaurants and cinema.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Dellis great kosher restaurants, like all kinds of restaurants. But
they have, they definitely have like a noticeable Jewish community.
But I mean, I don't know where these people come from.
I don't know what they want. They definitely don't want.
It's just I'm just more and more annoyed and annoyed,
and someone is gonna get killed at one of these rallies.
(44:46):
Someone is going to get killed at one of these rallies.
I am telling you that it's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Is because these.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Little skirmishes, now fortunately they're just skirmishes, but something very
bad is gonna happen in one of these rallies.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's on unfortunate, but we see what happens when you
have the unorganized deciding to get organized and fighting wildly
for what they think that they believe in. But they
have been put in a position where they are not
fighting for anything but hatred. And when that type of
(45:21):
stuff happens, people can get hurt. And we like to
talk about the fun here, but there was too much funny.
Business had to address it.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Podcast I mentioned Jeffrey Dahmer Ariana Grande, who, by the way,
is one of the rants I did an Ariana Grande rant.
(45:55):
I don't know five six, seven years ago that I
mean her fans went ape shit, totally fucking ape shit.
The Ariana Grande fans, it went, they went totally crazy.
But Ariana Grande was asked who she would like to
have dinner with, and Ariana Grande didn't say Michael Rompaport.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
She didn't say Madonna.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
She didn't say, you know, fuck, I don't know, Dion Warwick, somebody, Beyonce,
Donna Summer, well, Donna Summer passed, somebody like that. Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton. She said she want to have dinner with
Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes, she did, Jeffrey, that's who you want
to have dinner with, your fucking nut job, Like, that's
(46:37):
out of all the people, that's the people you suggested.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
You'd want to have dinner with.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yes, she was on a podcast that's where she put
this out there. It was the same podcast that she
also made news for last week because her voice changed
during it. She was doing her like, you know, high
squeaky Disney voice and then it kind of lowered to
her normal voice, and she had to come out and say,
(47:02):
you know, oh, I do this all the time. I've
been doing it for years because of my vocal rest
and what have you. And the same podcast, which, by
the way, Penn bag Penn Badgeley, Penn Bagley, he's an actor.
You know, liked him in some stuff but didn't even
know he had a podcast with some people. Got Ariana
Grande on there and probably just a softball question about
(47:26):
who you want to have dinner with, And because apparently
she loves Murdered Doc and Chill podcasts, she said that
she'd loved to have a meal with Jeffrey Dahmer, which.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, you ain't gonna have a meal. He eats you
up and chop you up real nice. You'd be the
fucking meal.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
All right. Well, we came, we saw, we disrupted. We came,
we saw, we disrupted.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Thank you, Bleach brother Jordan Winter aka j dubb Ak
potentially Eyes and Ears. I want to thank the fans
always wrap pack worldwide. And I need Miles Jordan and
the Dust Brothers and the Blue Brothers to take me
out here and to end this puppy with something real nice.
I want you to end this puppy with something real.
(48:11):
But what I want you to end this puppy with
something real funk. It's i Iggity m Rapaport stereo podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I'm out,
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