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Speaker 1 (00:01):
A boxer from Algeria who is a biological man, the
last name is calif beat the shit out of this woman,
Angela Karini. That's right. You had a transgender man, or
a biological man with chromosomes of a man who wasn't
(00:21):
allowed to box in other competition fighting boxing in the Olympics,
versus a woman in women's boxing, and this poor woman,
Angela Karini, got punched in the face once by this
dude who somehow, some way, I don't even understand how
(00:42):
this is a discussion. I don't understand how this is political.
I don't understand this. But she got punched in the
face in the first round and quit. She said she'd
never been hit this hard before. And this woman was crying,
she was devastated. She's devoted to box, sing, devoted to
the sport, and this Algerian fighter, who again was born
(01:06):
a biological man and again was not allowed to box
in iof fighting, came out and punched this woman in
the face. And it's just, it's just, it just doesn't
make any fucking sense to me. You're a guy, Boom,
(01:32):
I have no fear. The Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast is here.
Boom have no fear that I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast
is here. It's Olympic time, it is gold medal time,
and I am enjoying gymnastics, volleyball and Simon files. Plus
people are accusing me of being purple pilled. What the
(01:54):
fuck does it mean to be purple pilled? I break
that down, and why is anybody questioning anytime a terrorist
gets killed, That's what happens. Don't do the crime. If
you can't do the terrorist time, you dumb fuck you.
All that more on a hard hitting, high flying Iron
(02:15):
Rapp Reports Stereo podcast coming right now. Miles Jourdan AKD
The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy over.
It's u real nice, Stiggy, start this puppy over. It's up,
real out, but most impart the start this puppy off
with something real. Fuckies, I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Let's
fucking go Boom, have no fear of the Iron Reports
(02:46):
Stereo podcast is here. Bigginni Boom, have no fear the
I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. Welcome to
the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Siggity Zone
of Diggity Disruption. My name is Michael Rapport aka the
Inflamed Oshka Nazi aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the
(03:09):
Raging bull Shitter. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's
feeling real sane. Iron Rapports that real pocket is coming
live and direct. We are in the month of August,
August twenty twenty four. If you could believe that shit,
(03:30):
August twenty twenty four is here. And uh, you got
about six more weeks, folks, six more weeks, five six,
depending on your work schedules. Six more weeks of summer,
and everybody's still working hard. I know I'm working hard
(03:52):
even though it's summertime and the feeling is pretty I'm
Rapport Stereo podcast. I hope everybody is feeling really, really,
really really good. Olympic summer last year was all a while. Barbie,
remember that Barbie. The Barbie Movie was the toast of
(04:13):
the town. Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie put out the
Barbie Movie. Fucking thing went on to make over a
billion b with a b over a billion dollars. Everybody's
getting paid, Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, the director the producers,
Barbie herself, Black Barbie, Puerto Rican Barbie, Brazilian Barbie, Australian Barbie,
(04:41):
just like the rapapack worldwide. But Barbie was a huge,
huge hit. All you could hear about last summer was
Barbie and Ken and Ken Bod's and the different kinds
of Ken's. And this year we have real life Barbie's
and Ken's putting on incredible athletic displays, the true blue
(05:05):
thrill of victory and the true blue essence of the
agony of defeat. I just watched Simone Biles win another
gold medal. Her team, the women's gymnastics team, won the
gold medal, and then Simone Biles just went on to
(05:30):
win the all around gold medal, which is the same
medal that my first love, Mary Lou Rettin won back
in ninety four. Nineteen ninety four, sorry, nineteen eighty four.
Only you Mary lou Igady, only you Mary Lou. But
(05:51):
Simone Biles went out there and kicked ass. The Brazilian
girl who's incredible went out there and kicked as we
watched the whole thing and it was so much fun,
and I'm just it's like, holy shit, these are incredible athletes,
and the gymnastics that they were doing back in nineteen
eighty four with Mary Lourettin is like warm ups. Now
(06:11):
it's not even the same sport. Like the evolution of
the human being, the evolution of woman, the evolution of
the athlete is just incredible. There was a little segment
on that and how the sports evolved, and obviously some moan.
Biles has just pushed it to a whole other place.
She's got so many different what do they call it,
(06:32):
And they don't call them tricks, they call them something else.
But she's got so many different things named after her
because she's so sick and so good, and it was
just so much fun to watch it. It was so much
fun for two hours to not discuss think about anything.
I mean, obviously you're thinking, you're on your phone and
all that stuff, but we just were like, we're gonna
(06:54):
watch this. We were gonna go out for lunch. We
decided not to go out for lunch. It was Cafe Kibi.
My wife whipped up some sort of avocado toast concoction
with some broccoli and we ate that and then we
had chocolate chip cookies and it was just a fantastic,
fantastic Olympic afternoon of good sports, good sportsmanship, and Steph
(07:19):
Curry was in the place to be and all the
other athletes are supporting all the other athletes. I was
watching the women's three on three, I was watching the
men's three on three, and now we're on the track
and field, which is great. I'm watching the boxing, which
has been controversial, very controversial. There was a fight today.
(07:41):
There was a fight during these Olympics twenty twenty four Olympics.
A boxer from Algeria who is a biological man, the
last name is Calif beat the shit out of this woman,
Angela Karini. That's right. You had a transgender man, or
(08:04):
a biological man with chromosomes of a man who wasn't
allowed to box in other competition fighting boxing in the
Olympics versus a woman in women's boxing. And this poor woman,
Angela Karini, got punched in the face once by this
(08:24):
dude who somehow, some way, I don't even understand how
this is a discussion. I don't understand how this is political.
I don't understand this. But she got punched in the
face in the first round and quit. She said she'd
never been hit this hard before. And this woman was crying,
she was devastated. She's devoted to boxing, devoted to the sport.
(08:49):
And this Algerian fighter, who again was born a biological
man and again was not allowed to box in IOF
came out and punched this woman in the face. And
it's just it's it just doesn't make any fucking sense
to me. You're a guy. If you want to fight
(09:10):
in the transgender boxing world, you go and fight in
the transgender boxing world. I don't understand why this is
so complicated. It ain't that complicated. It's not that complicated.
This is not about anybody's feelings. I don't know why
everybody goes silent when this shit happens. If this Algerian
(09:37):
fighter identifies as a woman, knock yourself out. Take it
to the Gay Pride parade. You want to find people
that want to fight you that are other biological men
that have turned into woman. Cool. I don't understand how
this is even a conversation, but it was really really sad.
(09:58):
And this fighter, the Algerian fighter, is going to continue
to go on in these Olympics, these twenty twenty four Olympics,
which have been so good, which have been so good,
so competitive, so just fun and exciting. As I've stated,
I've stayed on this podcast and of course me and
my wife on Rappaport's reality fawning over gymnastics, fawning over volleyball,
(10:25):
beach volleyball. I told you the other day I watched
China and the United States women in two on two
beach volleyball play in the rain in front of the
Eiffel Tower. That's Olympic sports. Now you send Joel embiid
(10:46):
or Joela and Bean out there to compete in beach
volleyball because I did a couple of surgeries and took
a couple of pills. Joella Eband's gonna be fucking spiking
the ball on these motherfuckers. But I'm telling you right
now it's going to happen. There is going to be
(11:08):
an American female basketball player who transitioned from a man
to a female and is going to be competing in
the NCAA and then pushing the envelope and competing in
the w n b A. And I say good. At
(11:32):
this point, I say good, you want to keep patronizing,
You want to keep worrying about everybody's fucking feelings. You
want to keep acting like it's something that it isn't
watch You're gonna have a six foot six motherfucker out
there Duncan dunking on all of them. Caitlin Clark is
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gonna be running for her line. Diana Tarassi and them
are going to be running for their life. It's gonna
be like fucking King Kong, Godzilla's shit, some Raiders of
the Lost Arc, Steven Spielberg shit like get out of
the way. Some big motherfucker's gonna be Dominique Wilkins type shit.
(12:22):
It just happened, and it's embarrassing, it's ridiculous, and it's
not fair. It's not fair that a guy should be
fighting other women. There's also another fighter who you're gonna
hear about on the next podcast who has the chromosomes
and the genetic makeup and had the surgery and this,
(12:47):
that and the third and it's gonna be fighting another woman.
Shout out to Jake Paul who offered this female boxer
from Italy a chance to fight on his next undercard.
I support that, and he's totally fucking right and somehow,
some way, if you are not down with this, somehow,
(13:09):
some way, if you don't support this, somehow, someway, if
you state the obvious, you're a bad guy. Somehow, someway,
you're not compassionate, somehow, someway, you don't support the LGBTQ community.
And it's ridiculous and it gets politicized, and people who
(13:31):
got so much to say about so many different things,
for some reason, crickets on this. But check it out.
Check it out. If you haven't seen the footage, check
it out. It's fucked up. This woman got punched in
the face one time, quit and started crying. She said,
I've never been hit this hard. And there's gonna be
more fighting for this Algerian fighter who was born a guy.
(13:57):
Shit's insane. The Olympics have been fun. Team USA looks
(14:17):
unbeatable basketball wise, and as I said, we got the
track and field. Who knows what other kind of sports
this week it's been you know, volleyball, fencing. They're out
there on some tuchet uh shit, they're on some uh
you know, like some robinhood fencing and dueling and all that,
and I'm really having a good time with that. I'm
(14:39):
really having a fun time watching all those sports and
As I said, it is August, so it is time
to prepare yourself for fantasy football. It is time to
get your mind right. It is time to get fully
focused because it's coming up, and it's coming up quick.
And my Stern Show league bab boon Bowie and his
(15:01):
big teeth, bab bab Booie and his monkey lips and
that joke of a league. We don't even have a
draft date yet. We didn't have a website, we have
nothing set up. Somehow this league is still going on,
the Stern Show Fantasy Football League, which could be and
should be the world's most famous fantasy football league, and
(15:23):
in some ways it is, but it's an embarrassment. It's
like one hundred dollars buying. We still don't even have
a draft date. But in my money league, you know,
I got the number two pick. I have the number
two pick, and I'm trying to figure out now all already,
(15:43):
like what do I do? Like what is Rapaports the
Light going to do? Because across the board it's looking
like see de Lamb or Christian McCaffrey. See d Lamb
or Christian McCaffrey, see d Lamb of the else Cowbris
who has not signed the contract yet, is looking like
(16:05):
he's the consensus all world, all around number one pick,
which makes me nervous. With Dak Prescott makes me nervous.
And then the number two pick or the number one pick,
it's either cde Lamb or Christian McCaffrey. And then you
go with Tyrek the Freak, and you know aman Ras
(16:29):
Saint Brown and so forth and so on. You know,
some people even have breist Hall the wrecking Ball up there,
Bjeon Robinson, Jamar Chase, but we have the number two pick.
I don't know. Tyrek the Freak was so good for
me up until the late late late weeks. Do I
go with Tyrek the Freak? Do I go with the
(16:50):
good Christian? And do you go receiver? Receiver? Do you
go receiver? Running back? These are all the things you
got to shake your head. But like I've said over
and over and over, know your guys, get your guys,
and there is no feelings in fantasy football. I don't
give a fuck who your favorite real life team is.
(17:13):
This ain't real life football. You ain't John Elway, motherfucker.
You ain't Linn Swan, You ain't Brett Farv. You ain't
none of them. This is fantasy football. Your feelings don't
count in fantasy football. Know your guys and get your guys.
(17:36):
And I am trying to sort out who my guys
are and who my guys ain't right now. But fantasy
football drafts are coming up. Fantasy football drafts are coming
up in the next three to four weeks. And you guys,
if you're in the league and you guys want to
they want to do their draft like next week, say
(17:57):
fuck no, man, because somebody's gonna go down sprained ankle,
somebody's gonna get traded, and you're gonna wind up picking
that person, and you're gonna wind up going your rap,
said the dingo, said the gringo, Man Dingo, He did say,
your draft shouldn't be till the third or fourth week
of August. Try to push your draft to the fourth
(18:20):
week of August. The later the better. Trust me and
trust yourself. And the best way to trust me and
to really trust yourself when it comes to draft time
is the rest mock draft. Know your guys and get
your guys, and never forget there are no not one,
not a single feeling in fantasy football. What else is
(18:43):
going on Oh bunch of people so angry at me
on social media? Ooh so so angry at me? You
can't you can't say anything these days. The other day,
I simply said, I simply said that at this point,
(19:03):
going into what is it his twenty first season or
his twenty second season, I don't fact check, we don't
fact check. I don't know if it's his twenty first
season or his twenty second season. I think this fuck
is getting ready to play in his twenty second season.
I simply said that Lebron's career, his entire body of work,
(19:34):
is better than Michael Jeffrey Jordan's. Sound like Skip Bayless,
shout out to my man, Skip Bayless. I simply said
that in people, what the fuck has happened to you? Dingo?
Where are you at? What do you want? You've been
(19:54):
purple pill? I said, what the fuck is a purple pill?
They said, all of a sudden, you're a Laker fan?
I said, did I say anything about the Lakers? I
can't even stand Lebron James, but at this point, going
into his twenty first or twenty second season, being the
leader in almost everything. Because after I was getting ridiculed,
(20:20):
I said, let me look at the stats. We know
Michael Jeffrey Jordan six for six in championships. I don't
need to sell you on what I think of Michael
Jeffrey Jordan. Okay, we know MVPs, we know scoring leaders,
(20:40):
we know he won scoring and Defensive Player of the year.
He's the scoring champion and the defensive player of the
year amongst I think he won the Dunk Contest, and
of course they won the championship that year. Maybe they
didn't win that. It doesn't matter. It's Michael Jordan. He
needs no introduction. He's Michael Jeffrey Jordan. But this fucking guy,
(21:04):
Lebron James playing in his twenty second let's just say
twenty second year. I hope it to do the twenty
first or his twenty second year is twenty second year.
He's the NBA champion in games played, minutes played, games won, points,
total points ever steals number one, field goals number one,
(21:30):
free throws number one. Here's where it gets crazy. Assist
number two, threes, number two, triple doubles, the second dumble doubles,
fourth rebound, sixth and blocks. He's tenth. He's in the
top ten of blocks. Yes, he's played twenty nine seasons,
(21:53):
maybe thirty at this point. But I don't care who's
your favorite guy. You could be a Kareem guy. You
could be a Kobe Bean Bryant guy. You could be
a Magic Johnson guy. You could be a Larry Joe
Bird guy. You could be a Tim Duncan guy. Nobody
(22:15):
is even close, nobody's even close to dominating in all
these statistics, and he's still going. Listen. Obviously, one bad
injury and he's done. And I don't want that for
him or anybody else. And Michael Jordan only played Michael
(22:40):
Jordan played fifteen seasons in the NBA. I think it
was I don't know how many it was with the Bulls.
Was it thirteen? And then he did those a couple
with the Washington Bullets, whether the Bullets or the Wizards
at that time. And it's not like I need to
explain any thing about either one of these guys. I
(23:04):
simply said at this point. The reason why I'm bringing
this up is because I simply said, at this point,
Lebron's entire career is better than anybody's and people, I
mean the DMS and the slander and the Purple pills,
the accusations of being purple pilled, and so forth and
(23:26):
so on. You can't say anything. You literally can't. You
can't throw out thoughts, you can't have a thought and idea.
And maybe it's just because people are so die hard
loyal for me being a die hard loyal shit talker,
I'm the one who wrote the book. This book cons
(23:46):
bulls sports rants from the MVP of talking trash, and
I gave twenty three twenty three reasons why Lebron will
never be like Mike, and he never will be like Mike.
Is he stat stuffing? Fuck yeah, who Isn't everybody's stat stuffing?
(24:08):
I'm stat stuffing. Everybody's stacking those fucking stats, stuffing the
fucking stats, chalking up points on the scoreboard, but looking
up Kobe Bean, Kareem abdul Jabbar, Tim Duncan, Shaquille O'Neal,
(24:30):
Magic Johnson, Larry Joe Byrd, all of them, none of
them come close to the body of work that Lebron
James has. And I don't like to admit it. I
don't like to say it, but it is what it is.
Podcast three hundred plus days. It has been three hundred
(25:03):
plus days since October seventh, if you could believe that
three hundred plus days. I hope everybody gives a thought,
gives a prayer, a conversation, a tweet, a text, even
just a passing thought for all those hostages that are
(25:27):
in Gaza now for three hundred days, with still one
hundred and fifteen hostages in there, eight American hostages, five
are presumed alive, eight total. Three bodies are in there,
(25:48):
and just dealing with so much agony, so much frustration,
so much misinformation. And I really think that the last
podcast asked the second half of the podcast, I broke
it down as best as I possibly can. I try
not to be all fancy with it. I try to
(26:09):
keep it as basic and as simple as possible. Obviously,
I don't expect everybody to be as invested in it
as I am. But please give a thought of any
kind to get those hostages out, the one hundred and
fifteen hostages that remain in captivity now for three hundred
(26:31):
plus days, which is just crazy, and it's just a
crazy week. The political leader you've seen him, this piece
of shit, is Ishmaeil Hyena Haya Hananya, whatever the fuck
his name is. He's the political leader worth four billion dollars.
(26:51):
He's a dirty infected pig in a custom suit. The
political leader of Hamas was eliminated, unlived. They unlived this
cocksucker while he was visiting the Komani, the comany in Iran.
He was visiting the top dog, the other piece of
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shit in Iran, and allegedly he was in the bathroom
or the bedroom and it exploded on his dumb, dirty
terrorist ass. And this cocksucker's worth four billion dollars. You
know how he's worth four billion dollars. He didn't create
an app. He doesn't have a hedge fund. He got
four billion dollars because he stiffed his own people. The
(27:36):
money that's come in, he's taken all of it, four billion,
not with an M, with a B. The big boys
the billions about billions. Ishmael was about billions. And they
assassinated that cocksucker in Iran while he was visiting the
(28:00):
head of Iran, which is awesome. And now nobody knows
who killed this cocksucker. Israel hasn't taken credit for killing
this cocksucker. The Taliban. I thought those motherfuckers were gone.
(28:21):
They're saying that they killed this cocksucker. And for anybody
who's got any questions about Ishmael, this fake martyr, no good,
good for nothing, just money laundering, scheming, scamming, five star hotel,
(28:45):
living in pile of shit. People are like, uh, how
did this happen? Where did this happen? Why did this happen?
Nobody said any of that. When they got Saddam Hussein, right,
remember when they found him hiding in a fucking in
a hole in a huffle somewhere, no one said, oh,
(29:09):
how did they get him? Why did they get him?
He said, dom whu'sseying. He got exactly what was coming
to him. Right when they killed Osama bin Laden and
it took a while, but when they caught that motherfucker,
there was nobody going, oh, why did they kill Osama
(29:29):
bin lied In? How did they kill Osama bin lied In?
People celebrated when they killed that cocksucker. Just the same
thing if you're a gangster doing gangster shit. Even the
ones we like the great Tony Montana, nobody was like, oh,
(29:53):
how why did anyone would anyone want to kill Tony
ma Montana? We love Tony Montana, And they still whacked them.
He fought, he fought hard. The end of The Sopranos
ended with the lights cutting out. Now I'd like to
(30:17):
think that that was just the end of the show,
but there were a lot of theories on whether or
not Tony Soprano got whacked at the end of The Sopranos,
because when the lights go out, the lights go out,
and this piece of shit Ishmael Hanya, the lights went
(30:41):
out on him. Oh, they went out on him, real
nice and real proper like. But when you're doing gangster things,
gangster shit happens. When sug Knight wound up in jail,
you're like, of course, sug Knight wound up in fucking jail.
No one was like, Oh, well, this that he's doing
(31:03):
gangster things, gangster ship's gonna happen. When they caught Jeffrey
Dahmer and Homeboy killed him in jail. This is what
happens when you're when you're you know, tiptone in that world.
Not that Jeffrey Dahmer was tiptone. He was in that world.
But if you can't do the time, don't do the
(31:26):
fucking crime. If you're not about that life, stay out
of that life. Street life and the only life I know.
You hear the ship street life, It's the only life
I know. Do you play your life away? This terrorist? You?
(31:48):
This is how, this is how it's supposed to end up.
I don't understand how there's any questions. They don't understand
how any any concerns. He got exactly what the he deserved.
And hopefully they'll get that guy, y'all fuck, just like
they got the hes bulla fuck and the other hummas
fuck this week. I don't understand. I don't understand. Uh,
(32:12):
you know what the problem is, fuck around and found
out anyway. It's just it's just so nuts. It's all
so nuts. But now because they whacked that piece of
shit in Iran, huh. Imagine you say, come to my country.
(32:33):
You come, we celebrate, We do this. We discussed, we
discuss how we killed more people. We discuss how we're
gonna kill more Jews and take over the Zionists regime.
And and then we go to sleep, and we have
nice food, the shrimp cocktail and the tomatoes, and we're
gonna have all this food and nice bread. And we
got the hookers. We got hookers from Dominican Republic. We
come and you come and we're gonna have a nice
(32:55):
night and you sleep. I got the big bed and
uh we we got a room. No cameras. You do
what you do, uh, you know. And then we pray
and then you go fuck hookers and then this cocksucker
gets killed at the sleepover. Good. It's a fucking beautiful thing.
You should be dancing in the streets. Dancing in the
fucking streets. Anyway, I'm done. Came Saw disrupted, came Saw
(33:22):
and I disrupted. All right, tell a friend to tell
a friend about the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. Miles
Jeordan ak The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take
me at it with something real nice, Take me at
it with something real loud, but most importantly, end this
puppy with something real funk. I am rap Push Stereo Pockets.
(33:42):
I'm out.
A boxer from Algeria who is a biological man, the
last name is calif beat the shit out of this woman,
Angela Karini. That's right. You had a transgender man, or
a biological man with chromosomes of a man who wasn't
(00:21):
allowed to box in other competition fighting boxing in the Olympics,
versus a woman in women's boxing, and this poor woman,
Angela Karini, got punched in the face once by this
dude who somehow, some way, I don't even understand how
(00:42):
this is a discussion. I don't understand how this is political.
I don't understand this. But she got punched in the
face in the first round and quit. She said she'd
never been hit this hard before. And this woman was crying,
she was devastated. She's devoted to box, sing, devoted to
the sport, and this Algerian fighter, who again was born
(01:06):
a biological man and again was not allowed to box
in iof fighting, came out and punched this woman in
the face. And it's just, it's just, it just doesn't
make any fucking sense to me. You're a guy, Boom,
(01:32):
I have no fear. The Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast is here.
Boom have no fear that I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast
is here. It's Olympic time, it is gold medal time,
and I am enjoying gymnastics, volleyball and Simon files. Plus
people are accusing me of being purple pilled. What the
(01:54):
fuck does it mean to be purple pilled? I break
that down, and why is anybody questioning anytime a terrorist
gets killed, That's what happens. Don't do the crime. If
you can't do the terrorist time, you dumb fuck you.
All that more on a hard hitting, high flying Iron
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Stereo podcast is here. Bigginni Boom, have no fear the
I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. Welcome to
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Raging bull Shitter. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's
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live and direct. We are in the month of August,
August twenty twenty four. If you could believe that shit,
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August twenty twenty four is here. And uh, you got
about six more weeks, folks, six more weeks, five six,
depending on your work schedules. Six more weeks of summer,
and everybody's still working hard. I know I'm working hard
(03:52):
even though it's summertime and the feeling is pretty I'm
Rapport Stereo podcast. I hope everybody is feeling really, really,
really really good. Olympic summer last year was all a while. Barbie,
remember that Barbie. The Barbie Movie was the toast of
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the town. Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie put out the
Barbie Movie. Fucking thing went on to make over a
billion b with a b over a billion dollars. Everybody's
getting paid, Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, the director the producers,
Barbie herself, Black Barbie, Puerto Rican Barbie, Brazilian Barbie, Australian Barbie,
(04:41):
just like the rapapack worldwide. But Barbie was a huge,
huge hit. All you could hear about last summer was
Barbie and Ken and Ken Bod's and the different kinds
of Ken's. And this year we have real life Barbie's
and Ken's putting on incredible athletic displays, the true blue
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thrill of victory and the true blue essence of the
agony of defeat. I just watched Simone Biles win another
gold medal. Her team, the women's gymnastics team, won the
gold medal, and then Simone Biles just went on to
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win the all around gold medal, which is the same
medal that my first love, Mary Lou Rettin won back
in ninety four. Nineteen ninety four, sorry, nineteen eighty four.
Only you Mary lou Igady, only you Mary Lou. But
(05:51):
Simone Biles went out there and kicked ass. The Brazilian
girl who's incredible went out there and kicked as we
watched the whole thing and it was so much fun,
and I'm just it's like, holy shit, these are incredible athletes,
and the gymnastics that they were doing back in nineteen
eighty four with Mary Lourettin is like warm ups. Now
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it's not even the same sport. Like the evolution of
the human being, the evolution of woman, the evolution of
the athlete is just incredible. There was a little segment
on that and how the sports evolved, and obviously some moan.
Biles has just pushed it to a whole other place.
She's got so many different what do they call it,
(06:32):
And they don't call them tricks, they call them something else.
But she's got so many different things named after her
because she's so sick and so good, and it was
just so much fun to watch it. It was so much
fun for two hours to not discuss think about anything.
I mean, obviously you're thinking, you're on your phone and
all that stuff, but we just were like, we're gonna
(06:54):
watch this. We were gonna go out for lunch. We
decided not to go out for lunch. It was Cafe Kibi.
My wife whipped up some sort of avocado toast concoction
with some broccoli and we ate that and then we
had chocolate chip cookies and it was just a fantastic,
fantastic Olympic afternoon of good sports, good sportsmanship, and Steph
(07:19):
Curry was in the place to be and all the
other athletes are supporting all the other athletes. I was
watching the women's three on three, I was watching the
men's three on three, and now we're on the track
and field, which is great. I'm watching the boxing, which
has been controversial, very controversial. There was a fight today.
(07:41):
There was a fight during these Olympics twenty twenty four Olympics.
A boxer from Algeria who is a biological man, the
last name is Calif beat the shit out of this woman,
Angela Karini. That's right. You had a transgender man, or
(08:04):
a biological man with chromosomes of a man who wasn't
allowed to box in other competition fighting boxing in the
Olympics versus a woman in women's boxing. And this poor woman,
Angela Karini, got punched in the face once by this
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dude who somehow, some way, I don't even understand how
this is a discussion. I don't understand how this is political.
I don't understand this. But she got punched in the
face in the first round and quit. She said she'd
never been hit this hard before. And this woman was crying,
she was devastated. She's devoted to boxing, devoted to the sport.
(08:49):
And this Algerian fighter, who again was born a biological
man and again was not allowed to box in IOF
came out and punched this woman in the face. And
it's just it's it just doesn't make any fucking sense
to me. You're a guy. If you want to fight
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in the transgender boxing world, you go and fight in
the transgender boxing world. I don't understand why this is
so complicated. It ain't that complicated. It's not that complicated.
This is not about anybody's feelings. I don't know why
everybody goes silent when this shit happens. If this Algerian
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fighter identifies as a woman, knock yourself out. Take it
to the Gay Pride parade. You want to find people
that want to fight you that are other biological men
that have turned into woman. Cool. I don't understand how
this is even a conversation, but it was really really sad.
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And this fighter, the Algerian fighter, is going to continue
to go on in these Olympics, these twenty twenty four Olympics,
which have been so good, which have been so good,
so competitive, so just fun and exciting. As I've stated,
I've stayed on this podcast and of course me and
my wife on Rappaport's reality fawning over gymnastics, fawning over volleyball,
(10:25):
beach volleyball. I told you the other day I watched
China and the United States women in two on two
beach volleyball play in the rain in front of the
Eiffel Tower. That's Olympic sports. Now you send Joel embiid
(10:46):
or Joela and Bean out there to compete in beach
volleyball because I did a couple of surgeries and took
a couple of pills. Joella Eband's gonna be fucking spiking
the ball on these motherfuckers. But I'm telling you right
now it's going to happen. There is going to be
(11:08):
an American female basketball player who transitioned from a man
to a female and is going to be competing in
the NCAA and then pushing the envelope and competing in
the w n b A. And I say good. At
(11:32):
this point, I say good, you want to keep patronizing,
You want to keep worrying about everybody's fucking feelings. You
want to keep acting like it's something that it isn't
watch You're gonna have a six foot six motherfucker out
there Duncan dunking on all of them. Caitlin Clark is
(11:58):
gonna be running for her line. Diana Tarassi and them
are going to be running for their life. It's gonna
be like fucking King Kong, Godzilla's shit, some Raiders of
the Lost Arc, Steven Spielberg shit like get out of
the way. Some big motherfucker's gonna be Dominique Wilkins type shit.
(12:22):
It just happened, and it's embarrassing, it's ridiculous, and it's
not fair. It's not fair that a guy should be
fighting other women. There's also another fighter who you're gonna
hear about on the next podcast who has the chromosomes
and the genetic makeup and had the surgery and this,
(12:47):
that and the third and it's gonna be fighting another woman.
Shout out to Jake Paul who offered this female boxer
from Italy a chance to fight on his next undercard.
I support that, and he's totally fucking right and somehow,
some way, if you are not down with this, somehow,
(13:09):
some way, if you don't support this, somehow, someway, if
you state the obvious, you're a bad guy. Somehow, someway,
you're not compassionate, somehow, someway, you don't support the LGBTQ community.
And it's ridiculous and it gets politicized, and people who
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got so much to say about so many different things,
for some reason, crickets on this. But check it out.
Check it out. If you haven't seen the footage, check
it out. It's fucked up. This woman got punched in
the face one time, quit and started crying. She said,
I've never been hit this hard. And there's gonna be
more fighting for this Algerian fighter who was born a guy.
(13:57):
Shit's insane. The Olympics have been fun. Team USA looks
(14:17):
unbeatable basketball wise, and as I said, we got the
track and field. Who knows what other kind of sports
this week it's been you know, volleyball, fencing. They're out
there on some tuchet uh shit, they're on some uh
you know, like some robinhood fencing and dueling and all that,
and I'm really having a good time with that. I'm
(14:39):
really having a fun time watching all those sports and
As I said, it is August, so it is time
to prepare yourself for fantasy football. It is time to
get your mind right. It is time to get fully
focused because it's coming up, and it's coming up quick.
And my Stern Show league bab boon Bowie and his
(15:01):
big teeth, bab bab Booie and his monkey lips and
that joke of a league. We don't even have a
draft date yet. We didn't have a website, we have
nothing set up. Somehow this league is still going on,
the Stern Show Fantasy Football League, which could be and
should be the world's most famous fantasy football league, and
(15:23):
in some ways it is, but it's an embarrassment. It's
like one hundred dollars buying. We still don't even have
a draft date. But in my money league, you know,
I got the number two pick. I have the number
two pick, and I'm trying to figure out now all already,
(15:43):
like what do I do? Like what is Rapaports the
Light going to do? Because across the board it's looking
like see de Lamb or Christian McCaffrey. See d Lamb
or Christian McCaffrey, see d Lamb of the else Cowbris
who has not signed the contract yet, is looking like
(16:05):
he's the consensus all world, all around number one pick,
which makes me nervous. With Dak Prescott makes me nervous.
And then the number two pick or the number one pick,
it's either cde Lamb or Christian McCaffrey. And then you
go with Tyrek the Freak, and you know aman Ras
(16:29):
Saint Brown and so forth and so on. You know,
some people even have breist Hall the wrecking Ball up there,
Bjeon Robinson, Jamar Chase, but we have the number two pick.
I don't know. Tyrek the Freak was so good for
me up until the late late late weeks. Do I
go with Tyrek the Freak? Do I go with the
(16:50):
good Christian? And do you go receiver? Receiver? Do you
go receiver? Running back? These are all the things you
got to shake your head. But like I've said over
and over and over, know your guys, get your guys,
and there is no feelings in fantasy football. I don't
give a fuck who your favorite real life team is.
(17:13):
This ain't real life football. You ain't John Elway, motherfucker.
You ain't Linn Swan, You ain't Brett Farv. You ain't
none of them. This is fantasy football. Your feelings don't
count in fantasy football. Know your guys and get your guys.
(17:36):
And I am trying to sort out who my guys
are and who my guys ain't right now. But fantasy
football drafts are coming up. Fantasy football drafts are coming
up in the next three to four weeks. And you guys,
if you're in the league and you guys want to
they want to do their draft like next week, say
(17:57):
fuck no, man, because somebody's gonna go down sprained ankle,
somebody's gonna get traded, and you're gonna wind up picking
that person, and you're gonna wind up going your rap,
said the dingo, said the gringo, Man Dingo, He did say,
your draft shouldn't be till the third or fourth week
of August. Try to push your draft to the fourth
(18:20):
week of August. The later the better. Trust me and
trust yourself. And the best way to trust me and
to really trust yourself when it comes to draft time
is the rest mock draft. Know your guys and get
your guys, and never forget there are no not one,
not a single feeling in fantasy football. What else is
(18:43):
going on Oh bunch of people so angry at me
on social media? Ooh so so angry at me? You
can't you can't say anything these days. The other day,
I simply said, I simply said that at this point,
(19:03):
going into what is it his twenty first season or
his twenty second season, I don't fact check, we don't
fact check. I don't know if it's his twenty first
season or his twenty second season. I think this fuck
is getting ready to play in his twenty second season.
I simply said that Lebron's career, his entire body of work,
(19:34):
is better than Michael Jeffrey Jordan's. Sound like Skip Bayless,
shout out to my man, Skip Bayless. I simply said
that in people, what the fuck has happened to you? Dingo?
Where are you at? What do you want? You've been
(19:54):
purple pill? I said, what the fuck is a purple pill?
They said, all of a sudden, you're a Laker fan?
I said, did I say anything about the Lakers? I
can't even stand Lebron James, but at this point, going
into his twenty first or twenty second season, being the
leader in almost everything. Because after I was getting ridiculed,
(20:20):
I said, let me look at the stats. We know
Michael Jeffrey Jordan six for six in championships. I don't
need to sell you on what I think of Michael
Jeffrey Jordan. Okay, we know MVPs, we know scoring leaders,
(20:40):
we know he won scoring and Defensive Player of the year.
He's the scoring champion and the defensive player of the
year amongst I think he won the Dunk Contest, and
of course they won the championship that year. Maybe they
didn't win that. It doesn't matter. It's Michael Jordan. He
needs no introduction. He's Michael Jeffrey Jordan. But this fucking guy,
(21:04):
Lebron James playing in his twenty second let's just say
twenty second year. I hope it to do the twenty
first or his twenty second year is twenty second year.
He's the NBA champion in games played, minutes played, games won, points,
total points ever steals number one, field goals number one,
(21:30):
free throws number one. Here's where it gets crazy. Assist
number two, threes, number two, triple doubles, the second dumble doubles,
fourth rebound, sixth and blocks. He's tenth. He's in the
top ten of blocks. Yes, he's played twenty nine seasons,
(21:53):
maybe thirty at this point. But I don't care who's
your favorite guy. You could be a Kareem guy. You
could be a Kobe Bean Bryant guy. You could be
a Magic Johnson guy. You could be a Larry Joe
Bird guy. You could be a Tim Duncan guy. Nobody
(22:15):
is even close, nobody's even close to dominating in all
these statistics, and he's still going. Listen. Obviously, one bad
injury and he's done. And I don't want that for
him or anybody else. And Michael Jordan only played Michael
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Jordan played fifteen seasons in the NBA. I think it
was I don't know how many it was with the Bulls.
Was it thirteen? And then he did those a couple
with the Washington Bullets, whether the Bullets or the Wizards
at that time. And it's not like I need to
explain any thing about either one of these guys. I
(23:04):
simply said at this point. The reason why I'm bringing
this up is because I simply said, at this point,
Lebron's entire career is better than anybody's and people, I
mean the DMS and the slander and the Purple pills,
the accusations of being purple pilled, and so forth and
(23:26):
so on. You can't say anything. You literally can't. You
can't throw out thoughts, you can't have a thought and idea.
And maybe it's just because people are so die hard
loyal for me being a die hard loyal shit talker,
I'm the one who wrote the book. This book cons
(23:46):
bulls sports rants from the MVP of talking trash, and
I gave twenty three twenty three reasons why Lebron will
never be like Mike, and he never will be like Mike.
Is he stat stuffing? Fuck yeah, who Isn't everybody's stat stuffing?
(24:08):
I'm stat stuffing. Everybody's stacking those fucking stats, stuffing the
fucking stats, chalking up points on the scoreboard, but looking
up Kobe Bean, Kareem abdul Jabbar, Tim Duncan, Shaquille O'Neal,
(24:30):
Magic Johnson, Larry Joe Byrd, all of them, none of
them come close to the body of work that Lebron
James has. And I don't like to admit it. I
don't like to say it, but it is what it is.
Podcast three hundred plus days. It has been three hundred
(25:03):
plus days since October seventh, if you could believe that
three hundred plus days. I hope everybody gives a thought,
gives a prayer, a conversation, a tweet, a text, even
just a passing thought for all those hostages that are
(25:27):
in Gaza now for three hundred days, with still one
hundred and fifteen hostages in there, eight American hostages, five
are presumed alive, eight total. Three bodies are in there,
(25:48):
and just dealing with so much agony, so much frustration,
so much misinformation. And I really think that the last
podcast asked the second half of the podcast, I broke
it down as best as I possibly can. I try
not to be all fancy with it. I try to
(26:09):
keep it as basic and as simple as possible. Obviously,
I don't expect everybody to be as invested in it
as I am. But please give a thought of any
kind to get those hostages out, the one hundred and
fifteen hostages that remain in captivity now for three hundred
(26:31):
plus days, which is just crazy, and it's just a
crazy week. The political leader you've seen him, this piece
of shit, is Ishmaeil Hyena Haya Hananya, whatever the fuck
his name is. He's the political leader worth four billion dollars.
(26:51):
He's a dirty infected pig in a custom suit. The
political leader of Hamas was eliminated, unlived. They unlived this
cocksucker while he was visiting the Komani, the comany in Iran.
He was visiting the top dog, the other piece of
(27:14):
shit in Iran, and allegedly he was in the bathroom
or the bedroom and it exploded on his dumb, dirty
terrorist ass. And this cocksucker's worth four billion dollars. You
know how he's worth four billion dollars. He didn't create
an app. He doesn't have a hedge fund. He got
four billion dollars because he stiffed his own people. The
(27:36):
money that's come in, he's taken all of it, four billion,
not with an M, with a B. The big boys
the billions about billions. Ishmael was about billions. And they
assassinated that cocksucker in Iran while he was visiting the
(28:00):
head of Iran, which is awesome. And now nobody knows
who killed this cocksucker. Israel hasn't taken credit for killing
this cocksucker. The Taliban. I thought those motherfuckers were gone.
(28:21):
They're saying that they killed this cocksucker. And for anybody
who's got any questions about Ishmael, this fake martyr, no good,
good for nothing, just money laundering, scheming, scamming, five star hotel,
(28:45):
living in pile of shit. People are like, uh, how
did this happen? Where did this happen? Why did this happen?
Nobody said any of that. When they got Saddam Hussein, right,
remember when they found him hiding in a fucking in
a hole in a huffle somewhere, no one said, oh,
(29:09):
how did they get him? Why did they get him?
He said, dom whu'sseying. He got exactly what was coming
to him. Right when they killed Osama bin Laden and
it took a while, but when they caught that motherfucker,
there was nobody going, oh, why did they kill Osama
(29:29):
bin lied In? How did they kill Osama bin lied In?
People celebrated when they killed that cocksucker. Just the same
thing if you're a gangster doing gangster shit. Even the
ones we like the great Tony Montana, nobody was like, oh,
(29:53):
how why did anyone would anyone want to kill Tony
ma Montana? We love Tony Montana, And they still whacked them.
He fought, he fought hard. The end of The Sopranos
ended with the lights cutting out. Now I'd like to
(30:17):
think that that was just the end of the show,
but there were a lot of theories on whether or
not Tony Soprano got whacked at the end of The Sopranos,
because when the lights go out, the lights go out,
and this piece of shit Ishmael Hanya, the lights went
(30:41):
out on him. Oh, they went out on him, real
nice and real proper like. But when you're doing gangster things,
gangster shit happens. When sug Knight wound up in jail,
you're like, of course, sug Knight wound up in fucking jail.
No one was like, Oh, well, this that he's doing
(31:03):
gangster things, gangster ship's gonna happen. When they caught Jeffrey
Dahmer and Homeboy killed him in jail. This is what
happens when you're when you're you know, tiptone in that world.
Not that Jeffrey Dahmer was tiptone. He was in that world.
But if you can't do the time, don't do the
(31:26):
fucking crime. If you're not about that life, stay out
of that life. Street life and the only life I know.
You hear the ship street life, It's the only life
I know. Do you play your life away? This terrorist? You?
(31:48):
This is how, this is how it's supposed to end up.
I don't understand how there's any questions. They don't understand
how any any concerns. He got exactly what the he deserved.
And hopefully they'll get that guy, y'all fuck, just like
they got the hes bulla fuck and the other hummas
fuck this week. I don't understand. I don't understand. Uh,
(32:12):
you know what the problem is, fuck around and found
out anyway. It's just it's just so nuts. It's all
so nuts. But now because they whacked that piece of
shit in Iran, huh. Imagine you say, come to my country.
(32:33):
You come, we celebrate, We do this. We discussed, we
discuss how we killed more people. We discuss how we're
gonna kill more Jews and take over the Zionists regime.
And and then we go to sleep, and we have
nice food, the shrimp cocktail and the tomatoes, and we're
gonna have all this food and nice bread. And we
got the hookers. We got hookers from Dominican Republic. We
come and you come and we're gonna have a nice
(32:55):
night and you sleep. I got the big bed and
uh we we got a room. No cameras. You do
what you do, uh, you know. And then we pray
and then you go fuck hookers and then this cocksucker
gets killed at the sleepover. Good. It's a fucking beautiful thing.
You should be dancing in the streets. Dancing in the
fucking streets. Anyway, I'm done. Came Saw disrupted, came Saw
(33:22):
and I disrupted. All right, tell a friend to tell
a friend about the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. Miles
Jeordan ak The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take
me at it with something real nice, Take me at
it with something real loud, but most importantly, end this
puppy with something real funk. I am rap Push Stereo Pockets.
(33:42):
I'm out.
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