This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka The Charles Oakley of The Jews, The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka Mitzvah Mike is here from New York to discuss: Enjoying Summer Lovin', 10 Years of Disruption, Appreciating The Olympics, Noah Lyles played himself, Fantasy Football Culture of Winning, The Swifties must act swiftly to fight terrorism, Israel plucking them off & coming for Yuck Yuck, Kooky Kamala Harris Picks Coach VP Walz & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let me tell you guys something. Get it through your head.
Whoever is nominated to hold their fucking feet to the fire.
This is not a popularity contest. These people don't actually
give a shit about you. They want your vote, and
then they could give a fun They're gonna hit it
and quit it. They're gonna fuck you right to the curb,
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real nice and real proper, all of them and all
of us. They want your vote. They don't give a shit.
Make these candidates work hard for your vote. Don't slut
yourself out. This is not a personality contest. They ain't
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shit dick sting Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I did like J. D.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Vance's book. I don't know enough about him. I did
like that hill billy elogy. I don't have a nickname
for him, Junkyard JD.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Vance. Gotta see how.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That that's its Junkyard j D. Vince coach Wols who
never sent anybody to the league, let alone Division one,
two or.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Three coach, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You ain't John John Gruden. You ain't Bill Parcells coach.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Fucking we talk.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You ain't Red Holzman, you got any rings, you got
any championships?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Coach calling this guy Coach.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapperports centreio podcasts
Big Boom have no Fear.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast is Here's we need
the Swifties.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Swifties, we need you, and we need you loud and
proud because they tried to take down you guys and
Taylor Swift in Vienna.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I break that down. Plus Noah Lyles.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Raised in the two hundred meter Olympic gold medal finals
with COVID and then talked about it. And another wacky,
wonderful week of politics with Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Picking Tim Waltz.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Tim Waltz from Minnesota, Minneapolis, the governor of Minneapolis. They
call him Coach Waltz. Why they call you coach? You
put anybody in the league. All that and more and
a hard hitting, high flying, fully disruptive iron Rapportsterree Pocket
is coming up right now, Myles Jordan.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
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Speaker 1 (02:43):
Start this puppy of a tart, real nice, start, this
puppy of a t real love, but most important, start
this puppy of for something real.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Fuck, It's I Am Rapports Thatrea Poka. Let's go Boom
have No Fear the Iron Rapperport Stereo podcast. This year
Bigginni Boom Have No Fear. The I Am Rappaport Stereo
(03:11):
podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Welcome to the Zygity Zone of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkar Nazi
aka the Saltless Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior aka.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Gringo Niggody man Dingo.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling real saying,
hope everybody is feeling really really good. As we head
into the halfway mark, the half way point of August
is upon us. Enjoy it while you can. Summer Lovin
(03:58):
had me a blast cigdy, Summer Lovin happened so fast.
I think those are the words of the great one
of the great songs from the movie Grease. What a
good movie Grease with the late great Olivia Newton, John
and of course John Chivolta, fresh off of the heels
(04:18):
of Saturday Night Fever. John Chivolta did Saturday Night Fever well,
he did. Welcome that Carter Saturday Night Fever, Grease and
then Urban Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It was like boom boom boom, blew up. The only
place to go was down.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And of course John Chivolta has had an incredible career,
but Saturday Night Fever and Grease man an Urban Cowboy
fucking smash hits. Anyway, Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope
everybody's feeling really really safe. Hope everybody is feeling really sane.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
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Diggity Dome of Disruption. Shout out to the people worldwide.
In France obviously, Spain, the rap A Pack, in Italy,
the Israeli rap A Pack.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Shout out to the people in Australia, New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Of course, we have big fans in Greenland, Iceland, of course,
United States, Canada, South America and parts unknown. Iron Rapport
stereo podcasts is listened to worldwide and in those parts
that are un known. We are almost at the ten year,
(05:39):
the actual ten year anniversary of the I Am Rappaport
stereo podcast, which is crazy. Started this puppy in you
know that is nuts, can't stop, won't stop love doing
the podcast Love the Disruptive Lifestyle, Love disruptive behavior and
disruptive behavior. Your disruptive lifestyle is also part of a
(06:02):
disruptive mentality. Anyway, Olympics are coming to a close. The
closing ceremonies and the gold medal games are being given
out left right, And I gotta tell you, for the
last few weeks, I've been talking about the Olympics and
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how much I appreciate the Olympics, and how much I
appreciate the athletes, how much I appreciate the broadcast, how
much I appreciate the coverage, the replays, how much I
appreciate the beach volleyball girls, how much I appreciate some
moan biles, the Olympic basketball team, the men and the women.
(06:45):
I like aquatics, I like swimming, I like track and field.
I was watching the heptathlon. The women were doing the
heptathlon while the men were doing the decathlon. They're pole
vault and they're throwing the jazz, they're hammer throwing steeple chase.
(07:06):
The guy said during the javelin, he said, this is
now time for the spear chucking.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I did you just say that? But I just really
have enjoyed it, and it's just really been a really
good way to.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not think about things and to take a break and
to just enjoy the athletes and the true thrill of
victory and the true agony of defeat. And you know,
like I said, I've talked about the volleyball. I love
the beach volleyball.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How could you not love beach volleyball. The women around there,
they're jumping in the sand. Some of them are wearing bikinis,
some of them aren't. But it's it's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But I like volleyball. Volleyball.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Those fucking guys jump, I mean every they jump their
asses off. I would love to see the Olympic volleyball
players do a dunk contest because I know some of
them could do some I don't know if they could
play ball, but I know some of those Olympic volleyball
players across the country can do some crazy ass dunks
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because these motherfuck could be jumping their asses off. But
it's just been such a fun Olympics. You know, there's
always controversy, there's always you know, whining, crying, but it's
just been a good time. Noah Lyles, do you want
to be a star or do you not want to
be a star. My wife, who of course is the
(08:33):
co host with me on Rapaport's Reality, the podcast that
we do together every week, drops every Wednesday like clockwork,
talking all things popular culture, all things reality TV, and
a lot of things about our relationship. We have a
fun time doing it. You should definitely check out Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Talk all housewives, you wanted me to talk all popular culture,
you wanted me to talk all gossip, and you get
some funny shit about the comings and goings and what
it's really like to be married to me. Because it's
not hard to be married to my wife. It's certainly
an adventure, to say the least, to be married to me.
(09:18):
Rapaport's Reality drops every Wednesdays, and of course you can
hear it on iHeart or wherever you download, stream and
digest your podcast, Rapaports Reality. But she was saying when
we were watching that Sprinter documentary on Netflix about Noah Llysles,
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she was.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like, this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't know about this guy, and I was kind
of defending him after you won the one hundred millimeter race.
He was, you know, screaming and yelling, And like I
said on the last podcast, I said, if I won
the one hundred millimeter race one hundred meter race in
record time, I'd be screaming and yelling too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Plus your track and field athlete. You're not a baseball player.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You're not a quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, You're
not a basketball player.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not even a hockey player. You're you're a track and
field star.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is your time to shine and milk all the
endorsements and notoriety you possibly can. And she was like,
I don't know, there's something about him. Well, this fucking
guy came out in the two hundred meter race and
he lost, which is fine, you're not gonna win every race, homie,
don't let this internet get the fucking best of you.
You're not gonna win every race. But after the race,
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he was flopping all over the track and then he
admitted that a couple of days before the race he
tested positive for COVID.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
If you had won the two hundred millimeter race, would
you have said you tested positive for COVID? Like, I
get it, it's the Olympics. You're not dropping out, But
don't talk about COVID when you lose. And I'm pretty
sure if you had won, you wouldn't have mentioned COVID
because people are like, yo, yo, take your metal and
get the fuck out of here. But I think he
(11:09):
played himself.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
And you know, it's hot. It's hot.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Spotlight is hot. That gold medal spotlight, it is hot.
You know he's got the commercials and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But you hold your head, hold your head. You win some,
you lose some.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You lost that one, you won the one hundred meter,
you lost the two hundred meter, But don't mention.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
The shit after you lose.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Because I really feel like if he had won the
hundred meter race, I don't think he would have mentioned it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You could always leave a comment, You could always DM
me on all social platforms and you could tell me
what you think.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do you agree, do you not agree? Do you love?
Do you hate?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you have a problem with it I'm saying? Do
you think what I'm saying is the greatest thing since
slice spread? And of course you could do that on
all social media at Michael Rappaport, you can email me
at I Am rappaportpodcast at gmail dot com im Rapport
podcast dot gmail dot com, and of course you can
watch and listen to all the episodes on YouTube. I
(12:23):
don't know if you guys know that I have a
YouTube channel. You can watch and listen to all the
im Rapport Stereo podcast episodes on my YouTube page at
Michael Rappaport. It's all Michael Rapperport at Michael Rapport. I'm
easy to find, but I think no Lyles played himself.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And like I said, that.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Spotlight is it gets hot, especially that gold medal. When
those gold metal lights starts shining on you, it gets
hot to the touch.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We are gearing up.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
NFL Hard Knocks has started. Fantasy football season is here
duress mock drafting. Of course mock drafting. So we're duress
mock drafting and we are mock drafting, and we don't
do the fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
To play games.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
We come to kick that ass real nice and real
proper and fantasy football. And this is a culture, a
culture of winning with a culture of winners. Okay, Iron
Rapports Stereo podcast, The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. Fantasy Football
(13:55):
think Tank is a culture of winning and of course
a culture of winners, and unless you've been, you know,
under a rock. Last season was brutal for me, brutal, brutal, brutal.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
In my money league.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Of course, I lost in the finals to JD in
the Stern Show Fantasy Football League. But this season it's
right around the corner. Preseason has started, hard knocks has started.
C D. Lamb still hasn't gotten a new contract. We
(14:30):
talked about to CD or to not c D. Do
you go with Tyreek the Freak in the second pick?
Because in my money league, I have the second pick,
and in the money league, I'm assuming the person who's
got the number one pick is most likely going to
get the good Christian, the good Christian who he's so
(14:53):
good on Sundays as any good fantastic Christian should be.
McCaffrey just kills it every single Sunday, and I love
the good Christian. But I'm assuming this guy, although the
first pick is a C. D. Lamb in a Dallas
Cowboy faithful, listen, you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Can't go wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But if he does pick the good Christian Christian McCaffrey
in the first pick, again, I'm trying to figure out
do I see D or.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Do I not ce D?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Because the freak is gonna freak. Freak is gonna freak Tyreeke.
The freak is always gonna freak off. He freaks off
more than Diddy at a Diddy party. But sometimes they
put the screws to him. And they got a lot
of weapons. They got Wattlewaddle, and they got hch in
that running back, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
They put the screws to the freak. So do I
go with CD or not CD.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'm figuring it all out. And then, of course the
quarterback conundrum in fantasy football. I think this fantasy football season,
I can't remember another season where the top tier quarterbacks
and fantasy football are so far and few between. Yes,
there's a bunch of great quarterbacks in regular football, but
(16:12):
when we're talking about fantasy football. I had Jalen Hurts,
who you know, he was hurting him, Please Jalen, don't
hurt him. He was like mc hammer, don't hurt him, Jalen.
But then sometimes he you know, he kind of jumbo Josh. Personally,
(16:33):
I feel like we my team rap ports the Light
aka a history of violence aka make.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It not make it so. I feel like we went
for a quarterback a little bit too early.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But I have designs on stacking my roster with top
wide receivers, value running backs, and I might even grab
a tight end, a top tight end early. But you
gotta let the draft come to you. This is all
wishful thinking. I ever know how a draft's gonna go.
You never know what's gonna happen in preseason stub a toe,
(17:04):
hurt and elbow. You gotta let that draft come to you.
You gotta let the draft come to you, no diddy,
and you gotta know your guys and get your guys.
But for me, quarterback, particularly this season, will make or
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break your team. I'm looking to get two quarterbacks this
year because you never know. And of course the cream
of the crop in fantasy football is Lamar Jackson. Thin,
Lamar Jackson. He's built like a slab of concrete. Lamar Jackson,
(17:45):
he needs no introduction, all right, He's gonna be in
that red zone and I think he's on.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That red zone diet.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
They got Derrick Henry King, Derrick Henry who's been quiet
since he's with the Ravens, and they are playing, of
course with a chip on their shoulder after losing last
year at home to the Chiefs. That has to still hurt.
That has to still hurt. And I know it's inspiring
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the Ravens and of course the former MVP Lamar Jackson.
Other quarterbacks I'm excited about and I would love to
have on rap reports the light aka a history of
isolend to aka make it up.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Of course CJ. Stroud, second year stud.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Who is just ridiculous as a rookie and now has
an even more ridiculous A bunch of receivers, Stefan Diggs,
Joey Mixon joining the crew. Another quarterback who you have
to look out for, Dak. You know, sometimes he's got
this injury, then sometimes he's got to add that injury.
Because if I get Cedee Lamb, I need him to
(18:58):
get that fucking ball, I need the fucking ball in
his fucking hands. And I know he could do a
lot with a little, but we need somebody to get
that fucking ball into See d Lamb's beautiful hands, got
beautiful hands, see d Lamb beautiful. Oh, I think he
gets his fingers uh manicured. Hope he gets Manny's petties.
(19:19):
Fucking let those fingers rest. Keep it in a nice
ice bath. Maybe you know some olive oil I heard
that olive oil is good for the joints in the hands.
And uh, Anthony Richardson last year another quarterback sample size,
but he yo. He went down I think with a concussion.
(19:39):
But Anthony Richardson is a fucking beast and if he
could stay healthy, I liked what I saw. Needs to
stay in the pocket, got a big arm, and just
use your legs when necessary. But I would love to
see a big, big Anthony Richardson in one of my
(20:00):
fantasy football rosters. And Joey Burrow. I've had success with
Joey Burrow. Honestly, this is the deepest receiving core that
he has had. But there are injury concerned with him.
He seems always to get a new haircut and a
new injury. And I like Joey Burrow and I don't
wish any player any injuries, but if you grab Joey Burrow,
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you better get somebody early to back him up.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
A QB that's getting overlooked.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
This season is Jared Goff, who only plays three outdoor
games this season. Jared Goff only plays three outdoor games
this season, and everybody counted out Jared Goff.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They thought he was a joke. Ha ha ha, who's laughing?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Now they're gonna be an offensive juggernut And I'm in
on Jared, I'm in on the Lions. I'm in on
Iman Saint Brown. And the Lions are a fun team.
They got grit, they got heart, they got something to prove.
The Mayonnaise King of Tennessee, will Levi's has so many
new toys he has. That guy's a fucking gamer and
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he likes to chuck the ball around. He likes to
sling that rock. He likes to sling that rock. His
running backs can all catch out of the backfield. He's
got veteran receivers and he's going to be a problem.
The Mayonnaise King, Willie Levin's out of Tennessee and Patrick
Mahomes listen, he needs no introduction. This might be the
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year to grab him and grab him early. He's never
had more speed, he's never had more talent. He's got
that grit, he's got that championship medal. He's hungry. You
feed him and he still wants more. But do not
(21:58):
get quarter back crazy. And I love you Big Josh.
I love you Big Josh. But like I said, makes
a lot of turnovers, lost some of his weapons, got
a rookie wide receiver who's probably going to be his
number one guy. He rushes for a lot of touchdowns,
just like Jalen Hurts, but makes me nervous going for
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him early. He's great, but this is fantasy. There's no
feelings and there's no facts. In fantasy football. There's gut.
There's a gut fucking reaction, and I'm not putting my
gut and my money on the line too early for
josh Alan Jumbo josh Alan Dak Prescott, Kyler Murray. Both
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are two quarterbacks who have had some I mean they've
had weapons, but they've also had injury concerns. And like
I said to CD or not CD, Dallas Cowboys, Arizona
Cardinals outside of Lamb Harrison, Junior McBride and maybe Connor
and then of course the Jets, I'm looking to see
if there's a little gas left in the tank for
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Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But this ain't the old Aaron Rodgers. Don't get crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's coming off an injury despite his ayahuasca and his
other fucking kookie wacky shit. All Right, New York deserves
a super Bowl, but you know, I deserve a bag
of money. Okay, you don't get the super Bowl just
because somebody feels bad for you. And then, of course
(23:30):
the old faithful of Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson and Trevor
Lawrence are gonna do their thing. But do not get
quarterback crazy. Do not get quarterback crazy. Fantasy football for
me is more about the honey than the money. But
if you're about that money, and I know some of
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you are about that money, you know where to find
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com podcast. Yo, we need the Swifties to act swiftly.
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I am calling all Swifties. I am calling all Swifties.
If you need protection worldwide, get the Swifties on the case.
The Great Taylor Swift was planning on doing shows in
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Vienna with her her tour, her new tour. Of course,
it's the uh tourd that system. I mean, people go
nuts at Taylor Swift concerts. They go nuts to get
tickets to see Taylor Swift perform live. It's like the
Grateful Dead on crack. If you think The Grateful Dead
(25:14):
has fans, you should check out investigate the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They're fucking nuts. Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I've said it once, said it many many, many many
times before. I don't want any smoke with Taylor Swift
or any of the Swifties. I've had problems with Ariana
Grande's crew in the past, and they came for me
and they came hard. They came for me, and they
came hard. I don't want no problem with them Swifties.
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But three Taylor Swift shows were canceled in Vienna because
some sick funks, radical ge hottest sick fucks in Vienna
who are on that isis life. They love Isis, they're
inspired by Isis. These lunatics they planned on having a horrible,
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horrible terrorist attack at the Taylor Swift concerts in Vienna.
I don't care if it's hamas hezboala isis the hoo.
These they're all the same. They're all the same. They
all want death, they all want destruction for dumb reasons.
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Who cares, Who cares what your reasons are, dumb, dumb
caveman gorilla.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
They're all the same.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Radical, gihonnist, sick fox isis.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Who these these lunatics, the Iran radicals.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They wanted to go into a Tailor Swift concert and
let off chemicals and then start stabbing people. They were
gonna run a car, a truck into a Tailor Swift
concert and start stabbing people. Now what I want is
the Swifties to stand up against terrorism.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I am calling for the Swifties.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You stood up against every single thing they tried to
take you guys down, and take down Taylor Swift. And
fortunately these sick funks were caught before it happened. The
Swifties need to stand up against terrorism because that's scary,
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that scary shit, these sick lunatics. Thank god that didn't happen.
And like I said, I don't care if they're Isis Humas,
who these.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Whatever the fuck they are, they're all the same.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
They're all dumb, dumb, dumb sick lunatics and they need
to be stopped. And the Swifties need to stand up
and make a statement against terrorism. And Taylor Swift used
told do the same thing. Let's not forget the aforementioned
Ariana Grande people were killed at a concert.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
For her with a terrorist attack.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And everybody just you know, wants to compartmentalize these terrorists. Well,
if it's this group and it's against these people, the Jews,
maybe they had a reason to do it. And if
it's this group and it's across for it has to
do with these people the Jews, uh, maybe not to.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Let say anything. Terror is terror is terror.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
And of course this week, because Israel's been they've been
plucking them down, plucking them down one by one. They
got that Ishmael Hanye last week, got him real nice.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And real proper.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
They got him real nice and real proper. He's running
for almost thirty years, and it was an inside job.
The most sad. You think Ishmael Hanye is beloved, he's feared.
You think this guy doesn't cheat on his eight or
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nine wives, or you think he didn't cheat because he's dead.
They unlived that fuck, this scumbag, thief, killer, ponzi scheming,
money thieving, adulter. This fucking guy's cheating on all of
his wives, seven or eight wives. You got seven or
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eight wives. That's not enough for you, you sick funk.
But they took him out, real nice and real proper
and of course they got that other guy deaf. So
now hama Us is left with Yuk Yuk Sinoar. I
call him yuk Yuk Sinoar. Some people call him yah yah.
I call him yuk yuk because look at his teeth.
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Look at Yuk Yuck's teeth. They look like shit, pig
eared fuck evil pig eared funk you yuck yuck sin War.
You're never gonna see the son again. Yuck yuck.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You're never gonna see the son again.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know if you've got your family tucked away
in those tunnels, you're never gonna see your family.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You're gonna ever gonna see uh.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Seven, eight or nine of the wives you have your mistresses,
because we're gonna get you too. We got that other
fuck and Iran and we're gonna get you too. But
Yuk Yuk Sinoar because we've plucked them all out, We've
got them all. He's now the president, he's now the
big shot caller for AMAS, and I'm just like, it's
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been ten months, ten fucking months since October seventh, ten
months since his craziness, and I think about what it's
done to me and what it's done to me is
nothing compared to what it's done to the victims and
the terror And you have Iran looming. You got the
houthis of Lebanon looming, all because you want to eradicate Israel.
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Because you never ever wanted Israel to exist, period, not
because Israel done did anything. You didn't want Israel to
exist from Jump Street. And that's why you celebrated like
you won an Olympic gold medal. Of course, you'll never
win an Olympic gold medal any radical terrorists, you'll never
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win an Olympic gold medal. But you celebrated like you
want an Olympic gold medal. October seven. You celebrated like
it was the best thing of your life, because it
was the best thing, the best time of your life,
because the one and only thing you've ever wanted.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Was the end.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
The death, the destruction, the pillaging, the rape, the burning alive.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Of anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
In Israel, even the Muslims in Israel. You shot and
killed men, women, children, and dogs. You killed dogs. Where's Peta?
It's on videotape. Where the fuck is Peter?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
To stand up?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I need Peta and I need the Swifties to stand
up and make a statement against terrorism?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What more do they have to do to prove that
they're the bottom of the bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Podcast things are heating up. Kamala has picked or VP.
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Kamala Harris has picked her VP nomination. The governor Minnesota,
Tim Walls. They call him coach, motherfucker. You ain't Bill Belichick.
Fuck as you talking about? Why do they call you coach?
You send anybody to the league. You ain't Phil Jackson,
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you ain't John Grudy. Why do they call this guy coach?
How many players are yours? I can get my man
from Last Chance?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You Coach Brown?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
He sent more players to the league than Tim Walts
are like, oh, coach, you got any D one players? Like? Oh, well,
he left a good imprint. You play football, try to
get into the league. How many D one players did you.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Coach? Coach?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Coach Walls? But he's from Minnesota. And the talk of
this week was why Kamala Kamala Harris, Cookie Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Nickname for you, Cookie, Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Does that offend you?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Guys? I got a nickname for everybody. Say something to
Kamala Harris. Everybody goes nuts. Say something about I called
cadaver Joe. Cadaver Joe for the last four years. I
knew he was a cadaver. Cadaver Joe Biden smoking Joe
Biden said it for the last four years, of course,
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A iconically named Donald Trump, Dick Stine, Donald Trump, pig dick,
Donald Trump, draft dodging Donald Trump, and i'men Dick don
i'men Dick.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Who's I tell you guys something, get it through your head.
Whoever is nominated, hold their fucking feet to the fire.
This is not a popularity contest. These people don't actually
give a shit about you. They want your vote, and
then they could give a fight. They're gonna hit it
and quit it. They're gonna fuck you right to the curb.
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Real nice and real proper, all of them and all
of us. They want your vote. They don't give a shit.
Make these candidates work hard for your vote. Don't slut
yourself out. This is not a personality contest. They ain't
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shit dick staining Donald Trump. I did like jd Vance's book.
I don't know enough about him. I did like that
hill Billy Elogy.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I don't have a nickname for him, Junkyard JD. Vance.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Gotta see how that that's its Junkyard j D. Vince
coach Wols who never sent anybody to the league, let
alone Division one, two or three coach.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You ain't John John Gruden, You ain't Bill Parcells coach.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Fuck a we talk.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
You ain't Red Holzman, you got any you got any rings,
you got any championships coach? Calling this guy coach. But
they had their buzzwords going at their big opening speech.
They were in a Philly, Philadelphia talking about they're bringing joy.
They're bringing joy back to politics for you, motherfucker. It
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might be joyful for you, coach and Kamala is it
gonna be joyful for us? How is it gonna be
joyful for us? Bringing joy back to politics? Get the
fuck out of here. Make the these candidates work for
your vote. We don't know nothing about coach Woltz. We
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don't know nothing about Kamala Harris's positions, her policies. We
know that she's Democratic and she's not dick staying Donald Trump,
But what are her policies? Make these people work fucking hard.
Treat it like a like a first date, like a
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business relationship, you need to build trust with these candidates.
Don't just give it away, whore yourself out. Make them
work hard for the knookie. Make them work real hard.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
For the knookie. Nookie.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
To quote the great Fred Durst, it was all about
the knookie with these candidates. It's all about the knookie.
They're trying to fuck you for your vote. I told
you before, I tell you. When I met Bill Clinton
at the All Star Game in New York, I wanted
to blow him.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh he charmed me. He said he was a fan
of mine. He meant it. He had just watched Justified.
Of course I was in season five. There was season
five of Justified.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I was great in that show, and I was a
great actors across the board, Walt Goggins, Timothy Ola, Fhant,
all the guest stars, great show, great actors, great writing.
Dollar Bill Clinton. He came over to me at the
All Star Game. He said, I'm a fan of yours.
This wasn't even dollar Bill in his prime. This wasn't
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even blowjob Bill. This is vegan Bill. That's when he
was on that vegetarian. She's a little thin. Put his
arm on my shoulder, told me how big of a
fan he was. I wanted to take him into the.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oval office and blow him myself. That's right.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Do not be fooled by the rocks that they got.
These politicians are per professional charmers. I don't care if
they're the top of the top or the bottom of
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's what they do. They do this shit. They're like
movie stars.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
There's the AAAAA list and then there's like like the
B list. But they all got that twinkle, they all
got that Joanna sa Kwan. But the big discussion this week,
I never heard of this guy really in my life,
to be honest, Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania. Jewish
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people were saying he unjewed himself. He unjewed himself to try.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
To get plucked. And this what a speaker.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He's this guy who he sounds like Obama does the
same fucking cadences Obama. He was up there talking. He
didn't sound like he was a rabbi. He sounded like
he was a preacher. Okay, but apparently allegedly this guy
had made a bunch of statements. I didn't even research
this guy because I want my Jews loud and proud.
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I don't care if you're ash Ganas, I don't care
if you're practicing Hasidic Sepharnic. I want my Jews loud
and proud. That's not too much to ask. When everybody's
against us, right.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
To stand up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I'm Jewish, I'm proud Jewish. You believe in a two
state solution, that's on you, But you're Jewish. Josh Shapiro
was up there, wiggle dicken and he said, just like Obama.
Sounds like Obama. He said, I don't tell me. I
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am proud of my faith. I am proud of my faith.
He looked in the camera to tell us he was
proud of his faith. He said that with a stern
look and a finger pointed and his chesssed out. But
he didn't say what his faith is. You're so fucking
proud of your faith, Joshapiro, you didn't even mention what
it is.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What's your faith? This is the first time you're speaking
in front of the world. What's you I'm proud of.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
My Jewish faith. Say that you don't unjew yourself. They're
saying he's the great white Jew. He could be next
up to run for president. We'll see, we will see.
Four years from now seems like forty years from now.
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But it was a crazy week, crazy time, and we're
just getting started, folks. It was a crazy week, and
we are just getting started. Way till that Democratic National Convention,
way till football season starts, way till the election, and
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wait till the NBA football season. Major League Baseball are
all cooking. Things are just gonna get whackier. And I
hope you stay safe. I hope you stay sane, and
I hope you're staying a fully fully disruptive I mean
fully disrupted. And I hope you tell a friend who
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Speaker 2 (42:44):
I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. I'm Out
Let me tell you guys something. Get it through your head.
Whoever is nominated to hold their fucking feet to the fire.
This is not a popularity contest. These people don't actually
give a shit about you. They want your vote, and
then they could give a fun They're gonna hit it
and quit it. They're gonna fuck you right to the curb,
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real nice and real proper, all of them and all
of us. They want your vote. They don't give a shit.
Make these candidates work hard for your vote. Don't slut
yourself out. This is not a personality contest. They ain't
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shit dick sting Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I did like J. D.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Vance's book. I don't know enough about him. I did
like that hill billy elogy. I don't have a nickname
for him, Junkyard JD.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Vance. Gotta see how.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That that's its Junkyard j D. Vince coach Wols who
never sent anybody to the league, let alone Division one,
two or.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Three coach, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You ain't John John Gruden. You ain't Bill Parcells coach.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Fucking we talk.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You ain't Red Holzman, you got any rings, you got
any championships?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Coach calling this guy Coach.
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The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast is Here's we need
the Swifties.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Swifties, we need you, and we need you loud and
proud because they tried to take down you guys and
Taylor Swift in Vienna.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I break that down. Plus Noah Lyles.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Raised in the two hundred meter Olympic gold medal finals
with COVID and then talked about it. And another wacky,
wonderful week of politics with Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Picking Tim Waltz.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Tim Waltz from Minnesota, Minneapolis, the governor of Minneapolis. They
call him Coach Waltz. Why they call you coach? You
put anybody in the league. All that and more and
a hard hitting, high flying, fully disruptive iron Rapportsterree Pocket
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podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Welcome to the Zygity Zone of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkar Nazi
aka the Saltless Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior aka.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Gringo Niggody man Dingo.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling real saying,
hope everybody is feeling really really good. As we head
into the halfway mark, the half way point of August
is upon us. Enjoy it while you can. Summer Lovin
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had me a blast cigdy, Summer Lovin happened so fast.
I think those are the words of the great one
of the great songs from the movie Grease. What a
good movie Grease with the late great Olivia Newton, John
and of course John Chivolta, fresh off of the heels
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of Saturday Night Fever. John Chivolta did Saturday Night Fever well,
he did. Welcome that Carter Saturday Night Fever, Grease and
then Urban Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It was like boom boom boom, blew up. The only
place to go was down.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And of course John Chivolta has had an incredible career,
but Saturday Night Fever and Grease man an Urban Cowboy
fucking smash hits. Anyway, Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope
everybody's feeling really really safe. Hope everybody is feeling really sane.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
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Of course, we have big fans in Greenland, Iceland, of course,
United States, Canada, South America and parts unknown. Iron Rapport
stereo podcasts is listened to worldwide and in those parts
that are un known. We are almost at the ten year,
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the actual ten year anniversary of the I Am Rappaport
stereo podcast, which is crazy. Started this puppy in you
know that is nuts, can't stop, won't stop love doing
the podcast Love the Disruptive Lifestyle, Love disruptive behavior and
disruptive behavior. Your disruptive lifestyle is also part of a
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disruptive mentality. Anyway, Olympics are coming to a close. The
closing ceremonies and the gold medal games are being given
out left right, And I gotta tell you, for the
last few weeks, I've been talking about the Olympics and
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how much I appreciate the Olympics, and how much I
appreciate the athletes, how much I appreciate the broadcast, how
much I appreciate the coverage, the replays, how much I
appreciate the beach volleyball girls, how much I appreciate some
moan biles, the Olympic basketball team, the men and the women.
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I like aquatics, I like swimming, I like track and field.
I was watching the heptathlon. The women were doing the
heptathlon while the men were doing the decathlon. They're pole
vault and they're throwing the jazz, they're hammer throwing steeple chase.
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The guy said during the javelin, he said, this is
now time for the spear chucking.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I did you just say that? But I just really
have enjoyed it, and it's just really been a really
good way to.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not think about things and to take a break and
to just enjoy the athletes and the true thrill of
victory and the true agony of defeat. And you know,
like I said, I've talked about the volleyball. I love
the beach volleyball.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
How could you not love beach volleyball. The women around there,
they're jumping in the sand. Some of them are wearing bikinis,
some of them aren't. But it's it's nice.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But I like volleyball. Volleyball.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Those fucking guys jump, I mean every they jump their
asses off. I would love to see the Olympic volleyball
players do a dunk contest because I know some of
them could do some I don't know if they could
play ball, but I know some of those Olympic volleyball
players across the country can do some crazy ass dunks
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because these motherfuck could be jumping their asses off. But
it's just been such a fun Olympics. You know, there's
always controversy, there's always you know, whining, crying, but it's
just been a good time. Noah Lyles, do you want
to be a star or do you not want to
be a star. My wife, who of course is the
(08:33):
co host with me on Rapaport's Reality, the podcast that
we do together every week, drops every Wednesday like clockwork,
talking all things popular culture, all things reality TV, and
a lot of things about our relationship. We have a
fun time doing it. You should definitely check out Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You wanted me to.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Talk all housewives, you wanted me to talk all popular culture,
you wanted me to talk all gossip, and you get
some funny shit about the comings and goings and what
it's really like to be married to me. Because it's
not hard to be married to my wife. It's certainly
an adventure, to say the least, to be married to me.
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Rapaport's Reality drops every Wednesdays, and of course you can
hear it on iHeart or wherever you download, stream and
digest your podcast, Rapaports Reality. But she was saying when
we were watching that Sprinter documentary on Netflix about Noah Llysles,
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she was.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Like, this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't know about this guy, and I was kind
of defending him after you won the one hundred millimeter race.
He was, you know, screaming and yelling, And like I
said on the last podcast, I said, if I won
the one hundred millimeter race one hundred meter race in
record time, I'd be screaming and yelling too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Plus your track and field athlete. You're not a baseball player.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You're not a quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, You're
not a basketball player.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not even a hockey player. You're you're a track and
field star.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is your time to shine and milk all the
endorsements and notoriety you possibly can. And she was like,
I don't know, there's something about him. Well, this fucking
guy came out in the two hundred meter race and
he lost, which is fine, you're not gonna win every race, homie,
don't let this internet get the fucking best of you.
You're not gonna win every race. But after the race,
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he was flopping all over the track and then he
admitted that a couple of days before the race he
tested positive for COVID.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
If you had won the two hundred millimeter race, would
you have said you tested positive for COVID? Like, I
get it, it's the Olympics. You're not dropping out, But
don't talk about COVID when you lose. And I'm pretty
sure if you had won, you wouldn't have mentioned COVID
because people are like, yo, yo, take your metal and
get the fuck out of here. But I think he
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played himself.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
And you know, it's hot. It's hot.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Spotlight is hot. That gold medal spotlight, it is hot.
You know he's got the commercials and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But you hold your head, hold your head. You win some,
you lose some.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You lost that one, you won the one hundred meter,
you lost the two hundred meter, But don't mention.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
The shit after you lose.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Because I really feel like if he had won the
hundred meter race, I don't think he would have mentioned it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What do you guys think?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You could always leave a comment, You could always DM
me on all social platforms and you could tell me
what you think.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do you agree, do you not agree? Do you love?
Do you hate?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Do you have a problem with it I'm saying? Do
you think what I'm saying is the greatest thing since
slice spread? And of course you could do that on
all social media at Michael Rappaport, you can email me
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don't know if you guys know that I have a
YouTube channel. You can watch and listen to all the
im Rapport Stereo podcast episodes on my YouTube page at
Michael Rappaport. It's all Michael Rapperport at Michael Rapport. I'm
easy to find, but I think no Lyles played himself.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And like I said, that.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Spotlight is it gets hot, especially that gold medal. When
those gold metal lights starts shining on you, it gets
hot to the touch.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
We are gearing up.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
NFL Hard Knocks has started. Fantasy football season is here
duress mock drafting. Of course mock drafting. So we're duress
mock drafting and we are mock drafting, and we don't
do the fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
To play games.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
We come to kick that ass real nice and real
proper and fantasy football. And this is a culture, a
culture of winning with a culture of winners. Okay, Iron
Rapports Stereo podcast, The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. Fantasy Football
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think Tank is a culture of winning and of course
a culture of winners, and unless you've been, you know,
under a rock. Last season was brutal for me, brutal, brutal, brutal.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
In my money league.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Of course, I lost in the finals to JD in
the Stern Show Fantasy Football League. But this season it's
right around the corner. Preseason has started, hard knocks has started.
C D. Lamb still hasn't gotten a new contract. We
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talked about to CD or to not c D. Do
you go with Tyreek the Freak in the second pick?
Because in my money league, I have the second pick,
and in the money league, I'm assuming the person who's
got the number one pick is most likely going to
get the good Christian, the good Christian who he's so
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good on Sundays as any good fantastic Christian should be.
McCaffrey just kills it every single Sunday, and I love
the good Christian. But I'm assuming this guy, although the
first pick is a C. D. Lamb in a Dallas
Cowboy faithful, listen, you.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Can't go wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
But if he does pick the good Christian Christian McCaffrey
in the first pick, again, I'm trying to figure out
do I see D or.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Do I not ce D?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Because the freak is gonna freak. Freak is gonna freak Tyreeke.
The freak is always gonna freak off. He freaks off
more than Diddy at a Diddy party. But sometimes they
put the screws to him. And they got a lot
of weapons. They got Wattlewaddle, and they got hch in
that running back, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
They put the screws to the freak. So do I
go with CD or not CD.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'm figuring it all out. And then, of course the
quarterback conundrum in fantasy football. I think this fantasy football season,
I can't remember another season where the top tier quarterbacks
and fantasy football are so far and few between. Yes,
there's a bunch of great quarterbacks in regular football, but
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when we're talking about fantasy football. I had Jalen Hurts,
who you know, he was hurting him, Please Jalen, don't
hurt him. He was like mc hammer, don't hurt him, Jalen.
But then sometimes he you know, he kind of jumbo Josh. Personally,
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I feel like we my team rap ports the Light
aka a history of violence aka make.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It not make it so. I feel like we went
for a quarterback a little bit too early.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But I have designs on stacking my roster with top
wide receivers, value running backs, and I might even grab
a tight end, a top tight end early. But you
gotta let the draft come to you. This is all
wishful thinking. I ever know how a draft's gonna go.
You never know what's gonna happen in preseason stub a toe,
(17:04):
hurt and elbow. You gotta let that draft come to you.
You gotta let the draft come to you, no diddy,
and you gotta know your guys and get your guys.
But for me, quarterback, particularly this season, will make or
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break your team. I'm looking to get two quarterbacks this
year because you never know. And of course the cream
of the crop in fantasy football is Lamar Jackson. Thin,
Lamar Jackson. He's built like a slab of concrete. Lamar Jackson,
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he needs no introduction, all right, He's gonna be in
that red zone and I think he's on.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That red zone diet.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
They got Derrick Henry King, Derrick Henry who's been quiet
since he's with the Ravens, and they are playing, of
course with a chip on their shoulder after losing last
year at home to the Chiefs. That has to still hurt.
That has to still hurt. And I know it's inspiring
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the Ravens and of course the former MVP Lamar Jackson.
Other quarterbacks I'm excited about and I would love to
have on rap reports the light aka a history of
isolend to aka make it up.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Of course CJ. Stroud, second year stud.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Who is just ridiculous as a rookie and now has
an even more ridiculous A bunch of receivers, Stefan Diggs,
Joey Mixon joining the crew. Another quarterback who you have
to look out for, Dak. You know, sometimes he's got
this injury, then sometimes he's got to add that injury.
Because if I get Cedee Lamb, I need him to
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get that fucking ball, I need the fucking ball in
his fucking hands. And I know he could do a
lot with a little, but we need somebody to get
that fucking ball into See d Lamb's beautiful hands, got
beautiful hands, see d Lamb beautiful. Oh, I think he
gets his fingers uh manicured. Hope he gets Manny's petties.
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Fucking let those fingers rest. Keep it in a nice
ice bath. Maybe you know some olive oil I heard
that olive oil is good for the joints in the hands.
And uh, Anthony Richardson last year another quarterback sample size,
but he yo. He went down I think with a concussion.
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But Anthony Richardson is a fucking beast and if he
could stay healthy, I liked what I saw. Needs to
stay in the pocket, got a big arm, and just
use your legs when necessary. But I would love to
see a big, big Anthony Richardson in one of my
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fantasy football rosters. And Joey Burrow. I've had success with
Joey Burrow. Honestly, this is the deepest receiving core that
he has had. But there are injury concerned with him.
He seems always to get a new haircut and a
new injury. And I like Joey Burrow and I don't
wish any player any injuries, but if you grab Joey Burrow,
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you better get somebody early to back him up.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
A QB that's getting overlooked.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
This season is Jared Goff, who only plays three outdoor
games this season. Jared Goff only plays three outdoor games
this season, and everybody counted out Jared Goff.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
They thought he was a joke. Ha ha ha, who's laughing?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Now they're gonna be an offensive juggernut And I'm in
on Jared, I'm in on the Lions. I'm in on
Iman Saint Brown. And the Lions are a fun team.
They got grit, they got heart, they got something to prove.
The Mayonnaise King of Tennessee, will Levi's has so many
new toys he has. That guy's a fucking gamer and
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he likes to chuck the ball around. He likes to
sling that rock. He likes to sling that rock. His
running backs can all catch out of the backfield. He's
got veteran receivers and he's going to be a problem.
The Mayonnaise King, Willie Levin's out of Tennessee and Patrick
Mahomes listen, he needs no introduction. This might be the
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year to grab him and grab him early. He's never
had more speed, he's never had more talent. He's got
that grit, he's got that championship medal. He's hungry. You
feed him and he still wants more. But do not
(21:58):
get quarter back crazy. And I love you Big Josh.
I love you Big Josh. But like I said, makes
a lot of turnovers, lost some of his weapons, got
a rookie wide receiver who's probably going to be his
number one guy. He rushes for a lot of touchdowns,
just like Jalen Hurts, but makes me nervous going for
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him early. He's great, but this is fantasy. There's no
feelings and there's no facts. In fantasy football. There's gut.
There's a gut fucking reaction, and I'm not putting my
gut and my money on the line too early for
josh Alan Jumbo josh Alan Dak Prescott, Kyler Murray. Both
(22:42):
are two quarterbacks who have had some I mean they've
had weapons, but they've also had injury concerns. And like
I said to CD or not CD, Dallas Cowboys, Arizona
Cardinals outside of Lamb Harrison, Junior McBride and maybe Connor
and then of course the Jets, I'm looking to see
if there's a little gas left in the tank for
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Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But this ain't the old Aaron Rodgers. Don't get crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's coming off an injury despite his ayahuasca and his
other fucking kookie wacky shit. All Right, New York deserves
a super Bowl, but you know, I deserve a bag
of money. Okay, you don't get the super Bowl just
because somebody feels bad for you. And then, of course
(23:30):
the old faithful of Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson and Trevor
Lawrence are gonna do their thing. But do not get
quarterback crazy. Do not get quarterback crazy. Fantasy football for
me is more about the honey than the money. But
if you're about that money, and I know some of
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you are about that money, you know where to find
a community of winners at captainpicks dot com. Captain picks
dot com with the promo dingle I n g O
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com podcast. Yo, we need the Swifties to act swiftly.
(24:31):
I am calling all Swifties. I am calling all Swifties.
If you need protection worldwide, get the Swifties on the case.
The Great Taylor Swift was planning on doing shows in
(24:53):
Vienna with her her tour, her new tour. Of course,
it's the uh tourd that system. I mean, people go
nuts at Taylor Swift concerts. They go nuts to get
tickets to see Taylor Swift perform live. It's like the
Grateful Dead on crack. If you think The Grateful Dead
(25:14):
has fans, you should check out investigate the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They're fucking nuts. Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I've said it once, said it many many, many many
times before. I don't want any smoke with Taylor Swift
or any of the Swifties. I've had problems with Ariana
Grande's crew in the past, and they came for me
and they came hard. They came for me, and they
came hard. I don't want no problem with them Swifties.
(25:45):
But three Taylor Swift shows were canceled in Vienna because
some sick funks, radical ge hottest sick fucks in Vienna
who are on that isis life. They love Isis, they're
inspired by Isis. These lunatics they planned on having a horrible,
(26:11):
horrible terrorist attack at the Taylor Swift concerts in Vienna.
I don't care if it's hamas hezboala isis the hoo.
These they're all the same. They're all the same. They
all want death, they all want destruction for dumb reasons.
(26:32):
Who cares, Who cares what your reasons are, dumb, dumb
caveman gorilla.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
They're all the same.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Radical, gihonnist, sick fox isis.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Who these these lunatics, the Iran radicals.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
They wanted to go into a Tailor Swift concert and
let off chemicals and then start stabbing people. They were
gonna run a car, a truck into a Tailor Swift
concert and start stabbing people. Now what I want is
the Swifties to stand up against terrorism.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I am calling for the Swifties.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You stood up against every single thing they tried to
take you guys down, and take down Taylor Swift. And
fortunately these sick funks were caught before it happened. The
Swifties need to stand up against terrorism because that's scary,
(27:45):
that scary shit, these sick lunatics. Thank god that didn't happen.
And like I said, I don't care if they're Isis Humas,
who these.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Whatever the fuck they are, they're all the same.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
They're all dumb, dumb, dumb sick lunatics and they need
to be stopped. And the Swifties need to stand up
and make a statement against terrorism. And Taylor Swift used
told do the same thing. Let's not forget the aforementioned
Ariana Grande people were killed at a concert.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
For her with a terrorist attack.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And everybody just you know, wants to compartmentalize these terrorists. Well,
if it's this group and it's against these people, the Jews,
maybe they had a reason to do it. And if
it's this group and it's across for it has to
do with these people the Jews, uh, maybe not to.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Let say anything. Terror is terror is terror.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
And of course this week, because Israel's been they've been
plucking them down, plucking them down one by one. They
got that Ishmael Hanye last week, got him real nice.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And real proper.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
They got him real nice and real proper. He's running
for almost thirty years, and it was an inside job.
The most sad. You think Ishmael Hanye is beloved, he's feared.
You think this guy doesn't cheat on his eight or
(29:26):
nine wives, or you think he didn't cheat because he's dead.
They unlived that fuck, this scumbag, thief, killer, ponzi scheming,
money thieving, adulter. This fucking guy's cheating on all of
his wives, seven or eight wives. You got seven or
(29:49):
eight wives. That's not enough for you, you sick funk.
But they took him out, real nice and real proper
and of course they got that other guy deaf. So
now hama Us is left with Yuk Yuk Sinoar. I
call him yuk Yuk Sinoar. Some people call him yah yah.
I call him yuk yuk because look at his teeth.
(30:11):
Look at Yuk Yuck's teeth. They look like shit, pig
eared fuck evil pig eared funk you yuck yuck sin War.
You're never gonna see the son again. Yuck yuck.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You're never gonna see the son again.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know if you've got your family tucked away
in those tunnels, you're never gonna see your family.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You're gonna ever gonna see uh.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Seven, eight or nine of the wives you have your mistresses,
because we're gonna get you too. We got that other
fuck and Iran and we're gonna get you too. But
Yuk Yuk Sinoar because we've plucked them all out, We've
got them all. He's now the president, he's now the
big shot caller for AMAS, and I'm just like, it's
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been ten months, ten fucking months since October seventh, ten
months since his craziness, and I think about what it's
done to me and what it's done to me is
nothing compared to what it's done to the victims and
the terror And you have Iran looming. You got the
houthis of Lebanon looming, all because you want to eradicate Israel.
(31:24):
Because you never ever wanted Israel to exist, period, not
because Israel done did anything. You didn't want Israel to
exist from Jump Street. And that's why you celebrated like
you won an Olympic gold medal. Of course, you'll never
win an Olympic gold medal any radical terrorists, you'll never
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win an Olympic gold medal. But you celebrated like you
want an Olympic gold medal. October seven. You celebrated like
it was the best thing of your life, because it
was the best thing, the best time of your life,
because the one and only thing you've ever wanted.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Was the end.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
The death, the destruction, the pillaging, the rape, the burning alive.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Of anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
In Israel, even the Muslims in Israel. You shot and
killed men, women, children, and dogs. You killed dogs. Where's Peta?
It's on videotape. Where the fuck is Peter?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
To stand up?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I need Peta and I need the Swifties to stand
up and make a statement against terrorism?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What more do they have to do to prove that
they're the bottom of the bottom.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Podcast things are heating up. Kamala has picked or VP.
(33:11):
Kamala Harris has picked her VP nomination. The governor Minnesota,
Tim Walls. They call him coach, motherfucker. You ain't Bill Belichick.
Fuck as you talking about? Why do they call you coach?
You send anybody to the league. You ain't Phil Jackson,
(33:32):
you ain't John Grudy. Why do they call this guy coach?
How many players are yours? I can get my man
from Last Chance?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You Coach Brown?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
He sent more players to the league than Tim Walts
are like, oh, coach, you got any D one players? Like? Oh, well,
he left a good imprint. You play football, try to
get into the league. How many D one players did you.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Coach? Coach?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Coach Walls? But he's from Minnesota. And the talk of
this week was why Kamala Kamala Harris, Cookie Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Nickname for you, Cookie, Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Does that offend you?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Guys? I got a nickname for everybody. Say something to
Kamala Harris. Everybody goes nuts. Say something about I called
cadaver Joe. Cadaver Joe for the last four years. I
knew he was a cadaver. Cadaver Joe Biden smoking Joe
Biden said it for the last four years, of course,
(34:42):
A iconically named Donald Trump, Dick Stine, Donald Trump, pig dick,
Donald Trump, draft dodging Donald Trump, and i'men Dick don
i'men Dick.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Who's I tell you guys something, get it through your head.
Whoever is nominated, hold their fucking feet to the fire.
This is not a popularity contest. These people don't actually
give a shit about you. They want your vote, and
then they could give a fight. They're gonna hit it
and quit it. They're gonna fuck you right to the curb.
(35:20):
Real nice and real proper, all of them and all
of us. They want your vote. They don't give a shit.
Make these candidates work hard for your vote. Don't slut
yourself out. This is not a personality contest. They ain't
(35:43):
shit dick staining Donald Trump. I did like jd Vance's book.
I don't know enough about him. I did like that
hill Billy Elogy.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I don't have a nickname for him, Junkyard JD. Vance.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Gotta see how that that's its Junkyard j D. Vince
coach Wols who never sent anybody to the league, let
alone Division one, two or three coach.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You ain't John John Gruden, You ain't Bill Parcells coach.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Fuck a we talk.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
You ain't Red Holzman, you got any you got any rings,
you got any championships coach? Calling this guy coach. But
they had their buzzwords going at their big opening speech.
They were in a Philly, Philadelphia talking about they're bringing joy.
They're bringing joy back to politics for you, motherfucker. It
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might be joyful for you, coach and Kamala is it
gonna be joyful for us? How is it gonna be
joyful for us? Bringing joy back to politics? Get the
fuck out of here. Make the these candidates work for
your vote. We don't know nothing about coach Woltz. We
(37:07):
don't know nothing about Kamala Harris's positions, her policies. We
know that she's Democratic and she's not dick staying Donald Trump,
But what are her policies? Make these people work fucking hard.
Treat it like a like a first date, like a
(37:29):
business relationship, you need to build trust with these candidates.
Don't just give it away, whore yourself out. Make them
work hard for the knookie. Make them work real hard.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
For the knookie. Nookie.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
To quote the great Fred Durst, it was all about
the knookie with these candidates. It's all about the knookie.
They're trying to fuck you for your vote. I told
you before, I tell you. When I met Bill Clinton
at the All Star Game in New York, I wanted
to blow him.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh he charmed me. He said he was a fan
of mine. He meant it. He had just watched Justified.
Of course I was in season five. There was season
five of Justified.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I was great in that show, and I was a
great actors across the board, Walt Goggins, Timothy Ola, Fhant,
all the guest stars, great show, great actors, great writing.
Dollar Bill Clinton. He came over to me at the
All Star Game. He said, I'm a fan of yours.
This wasn't even dollar Bill in his prime. This wasn't
(38:37):
even blowjob Bill. This is vegan Bill. That's when he
was on that vegetarian. She's a little thin. Put his
arm on my shoulder, told me how big of a
fan he was. I wanted to take him into the.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oval office and blow him myself. That's right.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Do not be fooled by the rocks that they got.
These politicians are per professional charmers. I don't care if
they're the top of the top or the bottom of
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's what they do. They do this shit. They're like
movie stars.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
There's the AAAAA list and then there's like like the
B list. But they all got that twinkle, they all
got that Joanna sa Kwan. But the big discussion this week,
I never heard of this guy really in my life,
to be honest, Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania. Jewish
(39:37):
people were saying he unjewed himself. He unjewed himself to try.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
To get plucked. And this what a speaker.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He's this guy who he sounds like Obama does the
same fucking cadences Obama. He was up there talking. He
didn't sound like he was a rabbi. He sounded like
he was a preacher. Okay, but apparently allegedly this guy
had made a bunch of statements. I didn't even research
this guy because I want my Jews loud and proud.
(40:14):
I don't care if you're ash Ganas, I don't care
if you're practicing Hasidic Sepharnic. I want my Jews loud
and proud. That's not too much to ask. When everybody's
against us, right.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
To stand up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I'm Jewish, I'm proud Jewish. You believe in a two
state solution, that's on you, But you're Jewish. Josh Shapiro
was up there, wiggle dicken and he said, just like Obama.
Sounds like Obama. He said, I don't tell me. I
(40:55):
am proud of my faith. I am proud of my faith.
He looked in the camera to tell us he was
proud of his faith. He said that with a stern
look and a finger pointed and his chesssed out. But
he didn't say what his faith is. You're so fucking
proud of your faith, Joshapiro, you didn't even mention what
it is.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What's your faith? This is the first time you're speaking
in front of the world. What's you I'm proud of.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
My Jewish faith. Say that you don't unjew yourself. They're
saying he's the great white Jew. He could be next
up to run for president. We'll see, we will see.
Four years from now seems like forty years from now.
(41:42):
But it was a crazy week, crazy time, and we're
just getting started, folks. It was a crazy week, and
we are just getting started. Way till that Democratic National Convention,
way till football season starts, way till the election, and
(42:04):
wait till the NBA football season. Major League Baseball are
all cooking. Things are just gonna get whackier. And I
hope you stay safe. I hope you stay sane, and
I hope you're staying a fully fully disruptive I mean
fully disrupted. And I hope you tell a friend who
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tell a friend about the world's best the world's most.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Disruptive podcast, Me.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
And the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, Miles Jordan Ak,
the Bleach Brothers, eighty AK, the Best Brothers. Take me
at it with something real nice, take me out of
you with something real, but most importantly, end this puppy
with something real funk.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
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