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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Week one of the NFL is in the books? Did
you win? Did you lose? How did it fare for you?
I won some, I lost some. I got a message
for you, bun Be Oh yeah that Bunby og fun By.
(00:36):
You want to harass me after you take a win
because the CDE Lamb still thinks he's vacationing in Tahiti.
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I got something for you.
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Plus, I muscled through the new Spike Lee Denzel Washington movie.
I have my full review of Highest to Low and
it's low and the has been globalized once again. I
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I Am getting ready to go on tour. I will
be in Jersey September twenty fifth, twenty six, twenty seventh
at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, New Jersey. I
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Rhode Island Comedy Connection. I'll be in Denver, Calgary, Levittown,
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twenty sixth, twenty seventh, Providence October second, third, and fourth
Week one of the NFL is in the books before
I get into Week one of the NFL. The other day,
I was doing the podcast with the Young Shooter Dino
Casino Deuce Collins, and he mentioned something about my lisp.
(03:13):
I don't know if you're noticing I have a little
bit of a lisp. That's because I got these visile line.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
She got the visual line.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
To get my furniture my teeth straightened up once and
for all. And a couple of people were like, yo, Micrap,
are you doing some sort of promo?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did you get paid.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
To do a promo for a visil line? Are you
getting paid to get your furniture in your mouth straightened up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
If I'm doing paid promos, I'll let you know I'm
doing paid promos. I told you see my teeth, the
bottom teeth, my bottom furniture. My whole rack below is crooked.
It's rocking and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Rolling my lower furniture. I don't have perfect teeth. I
got good teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
When I smile, you can't really see my bottom teeth.
But I go to the dentist and the dentists are
painting the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You go into the.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Dentist's office to get a cleaning, and they're gonna throw
in this day and age, I got all kinds of technology.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They take pictures. It's not even X rays. They take
a picture.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The next thing you know, they can show you what
your teeth are gonna look like, allegedly in thirty years.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
My wife is a stickler for teeth. She notices that
about people. She meets you, she'd be like, yo, did
you see her teeth?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'd be like, no, you didn't notice her bottom tooth
is pointing left when she was going right. You didn't
notice her third tooth on her top shelf was brown.
I'm like no, But my wife is a stickler for teeth.
She got beautiful teeth. She was blessed with beautiful teeth.
(04:52):
But she's been on me. She goes, baby, you need
to keep your teeth whitened. And my wife a couple
of years ago, she got herself some in visil line
and she was like, yo, dentist told you you need
to get in VISI lined. The dentist told me you
should get in visil line, so I said, fuck it,
I'll get the invisile line. So I got this in
visile line. And uh, it's like these uh, these retainers.
(05:13):
They call them trays instead of retainers, because it's ridiculous
for a fifty five year old man, uh to go
around saying I got a retainer. I got these trays
and they clip on and so, uh. I don't know
what day how it works. I didn't even know. They
explained it to me two or three times. I was like, Okay,
what do I gotta do this? You got to keep
the fucking retainer in as much as possible for the
(05:36):
next nine months. And I know this nine months is
going to turn into fourteen months or whatever to straighten
out this bottom row of furniture. But if you notice
any slurring or weird lisping or anything like that for me,
it's because I got this invisile line that I'm not
getting paid to. I paid to get the invisil line
put in. I didn't get paid to put the inenvisil
line in my mouth. I wish there were so many
(06:00):
opportunities to be paid for the things that people accuse
me of being paid for every day, Like, are you
being paid to say free the hostages? Or are you being
paid to say all these things about Israel?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm like, please hook me up.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can someone connect me with the person from Israel that
is paying people allegedly to save free the hostages? Because
people need to be paid to save free the hostages. No,
I'm not being paid by Israel, the Jews a pack,
this pack, no pack, the cub Scouts, the Boy Scouts,
the Girl Scouts of America. I'm not being paid to
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say anything. I wish I was being paid to state
the obvious.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Were you being paid.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
To post that Black Lives matter square? I wasn't being
paid to do that. I posted that also I do
the right thing.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Are you being paid?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hook Please hook me up. I'll send you my Venmo,
my paipal, my cash app. Maybe they don't like to
have a trade and the money it can't be traced.
So you made a brown paper I love a brown
paper bag. You're paying people in cash? Are people being
paid in cash to save free the hostages? Do you
need to be paid to save free the fucking hostages?
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But if you notice any anything funny about my speech.
It's just this retainer. I'm getting good at it. I'm
getting good at it. These Invisil line retainers. There's a
whole Reddit thread about the Invisil line work. The Invisil
line didn't work. The Invisile line ruined my life. The everybody.
I mean, there's too many opinions. You go on Reddit,
(07:39):
you you could hear anything you want about anything you want,
good bad, this movie forrue that new movie review, speaking
of doing the right thing, speaking of movie reviews, painfully,
painfully sat through the entire new Spike Lee movie. And
(08:00):
I'm always excited to see Denzel. I'm always excited, not
as much as I used to be to see a
Spike Lee movie. But we ordered a big thing of Gelatto,
me and my wife. We ordered a ginormous thing of Gelatto,
and we're like, we gotta watch Denzel. We didn't go
to the theater to see Denzel, but we gotta watch Denzel.
Highest to low Spike Lee movie, I give it two
(08:22):
big upset, frustrating thumbs down. And that is hard for
me to say. I don't think I've ever given a
Denzel Washington movie two thumbs down. But this movie highest
to low was just not good. There was no tension,
there was no suspense. I'll, even with the most the
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utmost respects, say that I did not really dig Denzel
Washington's performance. I didn't believe the story. I didn't believe
the way the story unfolded. I didn't believe the chases.
I thought it was long. I thought the music and
the soundtrack and the score was just all over the place.
(09:09):
I will say that the cinematography shooting New York. Spike
always does a great job of shooting New York. He
loves New York, and it was in a way, I guess,
a love letter to New York. But for two hours,
and I believe nine minutes, I need more than beautiful
shots of New York. I just didn't buy any of
it at all in any way, shape or form. And
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with Jeffrey Rife, who's also a ridiculously great actor, and
the great Denzel Washington, who I've said in the past,
Denzel Washington is so good that he has made movies
that could be C or D level movies into Academy
Award winning performances and Academy Award level films. Training day
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you put any other actor in there. They're not winning
the Academy Award. I don't care who it is. He
was so good in Training Day, which could have easily
been done by the wrong actor and the wrong director
and just.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Been another sort of corrupt cop film.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Denzel Washington took Training Day, he took Man on Fire.
There's like a list of films that Denzel Washington elevated
to Shakespearean heights, but he could not do it with
highest to low, and I must blame Spike Lee. It
is just not good. The story's not believable. There is
no tension, it's long. The train chase goes nowhere. There's
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one scene with Asap Rocky and Denzel Washington that we
get to about an hour and fifty minutes into the film,
and it's good. It could have been like a Nike commercial.
It wasn't believable that they actually met the fact that
he is able to swindle and you know, kidnap Denzel
Washington's son, and then he kidnapped the wrong son, Jeffrey
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Wright's son, and he forces him to give seventeen million dollars,
but he's not smart enough to leave the guy. I
just didn't believe any of it. I thought it stunk
and me and my wife, she wanted to turn over.
So let's just keep watching. Let's keep watching. It's Denzel
Spike Lee. It just was bad, bad, bad. I give
it two thumbs all the way down. And I wanted
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to like it. And like I said, Denzel Washington, ninety
nine point nine percent of the time Day one screening one,
nobody loves appreciate Denzel Washington. WHOA I appreciate, love Denzel
Washington as much as you could appreciate Denzel Washington.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
He's one of the.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Best, if not the best actor slash movie star ever.
And I say that with all due respect to all
the other actor slash movie stars.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But he's getting older.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But you know, he has the movie star good looks,
natural charisma, and he has the skill set of a
character actor. And that is a rare, rare thing to
find someone with the looks, the charisma, and the skill set.
Despite his looks and his charisma, he would have been
a great, just straight, pure character actor. But he, even
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the great Denzel Washington, could not save highest to low.
And I haven't seen anybody give it any review. Somehow,
I believe that social media and TikTok. It listens to
your phone calls, it listens to your conversations. Because as
soon as my wife and I were finished watching this
new Spike Lee movie Highest Low, starring Denzel Washington, I
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was on TikTok and I just somehow someway was in
this vortex of fans and regular people reviewing the movie,
and everybody said, it's the same thing. Everyone was like,
I hate to say it, but this Spike Lee movie sucks.
I hate to say it, but this is me watching
the new Spike Lee movie. And they're like, I hate
to say it because I love Denzel, but this movie
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was this, that, and the third. Nobody had anything positive
to say about that film. It is just not good
at all in any way, shape or form. It is
just not a good film. And I don't know if
there's nobody he must have final cut at this point,
but he ain't putting his money up. Somebody who put
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their money into this film's gotta be going damn it,
damn it. And this film will age backwards. Some films
get better over time. This movie is a one and
done watch. You can't rewatch Higher to Low be like,
oh maybe on second viewing, will this movie get any better?
And like I said, I'm a big Spike Lee fan
and a ginormous Denzel Washington fan, but I was hugely
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disappointed with this new film. And my review is coming
from an insider, it's coming from a filmmaker, it's coming
from a person who is on set. And I was
thinking about my review. Some people like, you're a hater,
and I'm like, no, I'm not. I love Spike Lee
films do the right thing. I love Mobetta Blues, Malcolm X.
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But I watched the film with an open heart and
it was not good. But I was thinking about me
doing this review and people saying you're a hater. And
then I was also thinking about this that beef that
happened last week between ESPNS Ryan Clark and Peter Schrager
where Ryan Clark said to Peter Schrager during the discussion,
(14:27):
I think it was about the Dallas Cowboys in the
Philadelphia Eagles, and Ryan Clark did the thing that all
former players can do when they want to neutralize and
neuter and shut up and sort of big bank takes
little bank, whether it's basketball, football, tennis. He said to him,
you're not a player with all due respect, you didn't
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play the game. And I'm like thinking, no, Peter Schrager,
who I like him. I'm not like a giant fan
like you know, He's not like you know, Steven A.
Smith or Skip Bayless or you know one of these
people that I really you know, turn to I like
that Mina Kames, I love her, but I rock with
Peter Schreger. But Ryan Clark was basically, you know, using
that against him that you didn't play.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You didn't play the game, and this is the non
player in you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And I was thinking, you know, as far as filmmaking,
as far as acting, when I give a review of something,
especially a film that I was excited to see, that's
coming from a player. I played the game on both
sides of the camera. But you would never hear like
an actor or a filmmaker say to a reviewer or
a film critic, well, you never made any films. I
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don't think that argument's ever been brought up. Although it's different,
but it's kind of the same. You know, you can't
criticize a performance. Maybe you don't know what it's like
to be on set. Maybe you don't know what it
was like to be on what was in the script.
But you know, Ryan Clark saying to Peter Schreeger, you
didn't play the game. This is a controversial thing again
(15:53):
because I think the first person to say this that
it went viral was Richard Sherman. Where is Richard Sherman?
Is he still doing those the Monday night games? We'll
see where the Thursday night games. It was so confusing
to find that game the other night in Brazil. I
literally called the Dust Brothers Miles and Jones.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like, yo, where is this game? I can't find the game?
And it turned out I think it was on CBS.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But there's so many plom like going to Peacock, going
to Amazon, like where are the games?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
At the NBA is going to be even worse.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
But Ryan Clark was dissing Peter Schrager because he didn't
agree with his opinion. He basically said he never played
the game before. And like I said, Richard Sherman said,
this is Skip Bayless years ago, and that was the
first time it's sort of got traction. And now there's
so many former great players, some who are good broadcasters summer,
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who're just you know, figuring it out, who have platforms
and if they want to shut someone up who never
played football or basketball.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
They'll just say you never played the game.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And I think that's just a weak way to have
an argument, because of course you can have an opinion.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
All players don't agree with Ryan Clark about everything that
he says, and vice versa with in regards to Peter Schrager.
But people are saying that Ryan Clark should be fired,
and you know this, that and the third. I'm not
down with the firing. Ryan Clark also said last week
that he didn't think Drew Brees there was another quarterback
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it was Drew Brees?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Was it Archie Manning? The son of the other?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Manning and Tom Brady are not generational talents. If tom
Brady's not a generational talent, Ryan Clark, what are you?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Did he squeeze every little bit out of the talent
he had? Yes, but he was something. And if he's
not a generational talent, what are you? What are you
as a broadcaster? What were you as a player? And
again I get what he was saying, but like it's insane,
like Tom Brady's the greatest quarterback of all time? How
is he not a generational talent? Because he wasn't the fastest,
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he didn't have the most arm strength or whatever he had,
it worked. So you get into these ridiculous arguments, and
I guess with sports film that's what it's all about.
But I just thought it was a crazy thing to
say that. Tom Brady, who trust me, I can't stand
Tom Brady. I mean, I respect him, obviously, but during
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football season, when I think about Tom Brady and I
think about where my New York Giants are now, Tom
Brady doesn't conjure up warm and fuzzy feelings like his
former coach, Bill Belichiat, who took a shellacking week one.
Now he's a coach at the University of North Carolina.
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And Bill, why don't you just have your girl do
the press conferences? Just have your lady friend do the
press conferences. She was doing all the press and the
pr for you during the offseason. Let her come after
the game and talked to that press. You had her
talk to sixty minutes in CBS. She was able to
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interrupt those press conferences. Why don't you let Drinker must
watch TV tom Brady's little chippy post game. Why they lose?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Ay, fuck you? Why they lose? Why are you asking
him that let her do that?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The same way she interviewed she dealt with the sixty
minutes during the Summertime.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Another thing I wanted to talk about in regards to film.
I gave my review of Weapons, the film Weapons.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
With Josh Brolin the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and Amy Madigan. Chriss in Weapons
should absolutely positively and I bet she will be nominated
for Best Actress because I don't think I singled out
how incredibly hard, how incredibly challenging, the risk to reward,
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the risk to failure that her performance in Weapons. Amy Madigan,
who's tons of films for years, plays like I don't
know if you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Could call her a witch or a ghoul or.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
A vampire, but she's so good, so unrecognizable and so
somehow real as a witch in this movie Weapons. And
then though although I didn't love the film, because I
don't love these kinds of films, I love these actors
Josh Brolan, Julia Gardner, but Amy Madigan in that film
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is so uniquely good, and like I said, what a
challenging performance to show up on set and to be
in character where you're essentially playing a witch.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The bitch that she played.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Is an actual witch, And I just was watching this
clip from the film or her performance, and I was like,
I don't understand if people really know how far out
you have to take it to make a performance like
that work and to make a performance like that feel real.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Although I don't know about you, I.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Don't believe in witch's, ghouls, Frankenstein, vampires, spells, spooks.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't believe in any of that.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But somehow, some way in this movie weapons Amy Maddickin
made that character as real as possible. So although I
didn't love the film, I liked the film. I wasn't
prepared for the kind of film it was, and I
do love those actors her performance. She should definitely absolutely
be nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a Movie come
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twenty twenty six twenty because we're heading to the end.
We are in September of twenty twenty five. We're at
the countdown September October. Next thing you know, you're like,
where did the year go?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Deal with it? Right now?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Which I was also going to talk about again zoron
the moron. I was talking to my friend Sid the
other day about who he thinks is going to win
the election for mayor. And he said, rap, you got
this all wrong. He goes, maybe you're not thinking this through.
If Zor On the Moron becomes mayor and you live
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in a rental apartment, there's no more rent.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're right, I'm expecting no rent when Zora on the
Moron becomes mayor of New York City. I'm expecting Listen,
I got a car. I park in a garage in
New York City. You want to talk about rental prices
in New York City for an apartment. Garage prices Monthly
garage prices in New York City are out of control.
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Zor on the Moron, If you can make parking in
New York City.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Free, I'll vote for you today.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But my friend Sid said, yo, oh yeah, there's no rent,
there's no parking. Don't you spend a lot of money
at Starbucks? I was like, yay, because that's gonna be free.
I was like, what the fuck? Man, Maybe I should
vote for zoron the Moron, zoron the Zero if he's
really gonna take away rent, garage prices and make Starbucks free,
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am I on the wrong side of history.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Going back to the NFL, I was minding my business.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I won in the Stern Show Fantasy Football League Week one,
spanked Richard Christi Real nice and real proper. Once again.
I spanked them in real life Richard Christy, real nice
and real proper game that real spank spanked them in
fantasy football. This week in my money league, I had
(24:25):
the honor of playing what a nice guy bun b
Og Bunn b who. By the way, when bunb, like
so many other celebrities, say they're going to start a business,
they're like, okay, bunb has created one of the best
burgers ever, trill Burgers. I just had another trill Burger
(24:50):
at the draft. He had the trill Burgers, the fries.
They're like in and out level, very very good trill Burgers.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Bun Be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
This is a nice guy, prolific guy. I mean when
you talk about hip hop, Southern hip hop, and just
a gentleman bun Be. I can't say enough things about
bun in real life. Can't say enough things about his
business trill Burghers, how good they are, and just what
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a nice He's been a guest on the Iron Rap
wor stereo pockets a mine of my business. I'm not
I'm not bothering anybody. I got my Invisilne trays out
because I'm drinking coffee and I see a few techs
in my money League chat and I'm like, oh, that's bun.
I just played bun. Bun beat me this weekend. And
(25:44):
the reason why bun Be beat me this weekend is
because you see Dee Lamb catch the fucking ball man.
You see what he did to Mika. Nobody is safe
in Dallas. See Ede Lamb, you gotta catch that. I
know you'll make it up to me. I know you'll
make it up to the Dallas Cowboy fans, but you
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don't want to keep doing that shit.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Week after week. Ceedee Lamb. You see Jerry Jones is
not playing games.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But I had a non exciting, non great week going
against Bunbee, and I see Bunbe harassing me.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Bunby said, oh, Mike Rap, if you had.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Won, I'm sure there would have already been a video
posted talking shit, And I said, oh, Bun, oh Bun
I said it once, I say it again for the
people in the back. Anybody could talk greasy when they're winning.
It takes a real disruptive warrior, a real shit talker
(26:53):
to talk shit after a loss. Bunby, you might have
won this week in fantasy football because my guys, my team,
my franchise, did not perform. But do not ever get
it twisted. Right now we are two and two. Actually
you're up. It's three wins for you, two wins for me.
(27:15):
But since you wanted to harass me while I'm trying
to drink my coffee, bun Bee, next time, and there
will be a next time, a few weeks away. We
will be coming around the mountain when she comes to
run it back. We could put something, put something down
on it. We put a little side bet in the
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money league, Bunbe, play games with me. I'm not playing
games with you. You know what I done did to I'm
a champion. I won that league. I don't fact check,
and there's a lot of things going on, but I
believe you have not won a chip. I got the trophy,
I got the gold medals, I got the trophy, I
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got rings and things in this fantasy football league, my
man Bunby og Bunby respectfully.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Past.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Of course, I'm not going to vote for Zoron the Moron,
Zoron the zero again, I don't know who to vote for.
Who I'm going to vote for. I've heard that Eric Adams,
who's at the bottom of the police. Eric Adams is
(28:43):
at the bottom. He's going to drop out, allegedly. Curtis
is not going to drop out, and Cuomo is not
going to drop out. So it'll be Zoron the Moron
versus Curtis sliwa kung fu Curtis respectfully and uh Cuomo.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Like I said, unless a minor miracle.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Happens, zor On the Moron will be the mayor of
New York City, which is just.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Humiliating.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
And amongst the list of things and the big bags
of bullshit that he's slinging, and the giggling and the
laughing and the fake nice guy politicking that he's doing beautifully,
we've done it to ourselves, New York. If Zoron the
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Moron becomes Mayor of New York, we have done it
to ourself.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But there aren't two months two months to figure something out.
That being said.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That being said, one of the big, big, big things,
probably the biggest, and that's saying a lot thing that
Zoron the Moron can't and will not do is acknowledge
when people say globalize the Indefada, it is calling for
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violence towards Jews and all infidels, Infidels meaning anybody who's
not radical jihattist. Zora On the Moron won't acknowledge what
that means. Globalize the Indefada is a call.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
To violence.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
To Jews and anybody that does not think, believe, and
act the way these radical sick fucks think. That goes
for you, Greta Tunnberg, That goes for you, Fat Tim Dillon,
you fat donut eating bullshit artist, no sense of self,
(30:53):
tubby bullshitter. We know you hate yourself. I just didn't
realize that you hate yourself this much. Motherfucker will go
anywhere to perform and talk about it. Tucker Carlson, all
these motherfuckers. They'll toss your asses off buildings. They'll beat you,
club you and tie you to the back of the
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car and drag you around town while people continue to
beat you, club you, spin on you, just like they
did in October seventh. But Zora on the Morning won't
acknowledge that globalize Intafada means attack, kill, by any means necessary,
Jews and all infidels.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
And just the other day.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
On a Monday morning in Jerusalem, the beginning of the
day the in Fatata was being globalized in Jerusalem, when
two people, animals, savages went on a bus on a
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Monday morning and started shooting everyone and anyone in sight,
unfortunately killing six people and injuring I believe twelve.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And as soon as the attack was announced and.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Acknowledged and somehow sorted out, Hamas celebrated it publicly. They
call these people resistance fighters.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And we are living. I am living.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You are living in such unprecedented times with such hate
and disdain towards Jews. And you could go, well, it's
just the government of Israel. You don't say that. You
say Israel Israeli's it's Jews. It's all jew stu to you.
And you got pigs like uh Tim Dillon. You got
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scumbags like Tucker Carlson, who I'm just asking the questions.
Tucker Carlson the other day, he's just asking the questions.
He goes, well, how can we say that, you know, uh, Humas,
maybe you call them this, you call them that.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm not saying that. You do the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Tucker Carlson, you scumbag, you got a mister sensitivity Coldplay.
Chris Martin, Chris Martin, shame on you, man. I thought
you were really a compassion you know.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Chris Martin.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Ex husband of Gwyneth Paltrow who's Jewish, So that means
you have Jewish kids at a cold Play concert. Stop
bringing people on stage. Stop fucking with the crown. Sing
your fucking songs, Chris Martin. You're breaking up marriages, you're
breaking up little freak offs, and you're bringing Israeli's on stage,
and then you humliate them. Chris mar And the other day,
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at one of his Coldplay concerts, instead of just singing
the just sing the songs, man, sing the fucking songs,
he brings up these two young fans. They have a sign,
you know, a big deal. They get picked out of
thousands and thousands of people, and he brings up and
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he goes, where are you from?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And the girls say Israel and.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
He's literally like as if he brought up two caged girllas.
He's like, okay, okay, all right, okay, We're we're gonna
treat you like humans, and we expect everybody to treat
everybody like humans, and as if he literally brought up
two mutants and he's like, oh, you're you're mutants.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We're gonna treat you like humans. You're you're here with love,
and we're gonna show you love.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Sing the fucking songs, Chris Martin Stead, stop fucking with
the crowd.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You've done enough damage. Mister, I'm passionate.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
You don't know what to say when there's Israeli's on
the stage. And then, of course, what does he have
to do. He has to well, if there's Palestinians in
here tonight, what the fuck are you talking about? You
got the if he brought up people from Russia, would
you go, oh, if there's anybody from Ukraine in here,
you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But we're living in.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Unprecedented times and somehow, some way, this entire situation post
October seventh has been flipped on its head. There are
still forty eight hostages, Israel Is still under attack almost
every day. School started in Israel the other day. And
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what happens the Houthis, who have absolutely nothing to do
with Palestine, Palestine, Gaza or any of this. The only
thing that the Huthis have to do with this are
the little whores of Iran, the little whores of Katar.
The first day of school on Israel during the daytime,
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what happens. The Houthis launch rocket after rocket after rocket
after rocket. So the kids, the children of Israel have
to scatter into bomb shelters. The parents, the adults have
to freak out because they know their kids are at
school scattering into bomb shelters. On Shabbat, the next night,
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more rockets during Shabbat, and then on a Monday morning, well,
people are on their way to work, school or wherever
they're going to gunmen to savage gunmen get on a
bus to globalize the Intifada.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And they did it.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
They globalize the Intafaa, killing six people Injuring twelve.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
And you got people in America.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You got the potential new mayor of New York City
who won't condemn the use of that term globalize the Intefada.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You should be celebrating it, then, motherfucker. See they don't
say Zoran the moron Mack Mood.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Khalil, You say globalize the Intofada, and when it happens,
you should be going, this is what we were calling for.
This is what you're calling for. And I don't want
to see no tears about the mortars. These are martyrs,
seventy two virgins. The families will be paid for life,
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pay for slayh What a fucking shame, what a shanda.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Anyway, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
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Week one of the NFL is in the books before
I get into Week one of the NFL. The other day,
I was doing the podcast with the Young Shooter Dino
Casino Deuce Collins, and he mentioned something about my lisp.
(03:13):
I don't know if you're noticing I have a little
bit of a lisp. That's because I got these visile line.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
She got the visual line.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
To get my furniture my teeth straightened up once and
for all. And a couple of people were like, yo, Micrap,
are you doing some sort of promo?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did you get paid.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
To do a promo for a visil line? Are you
getting paid to get your furniture in your mouth straightened up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
If I'm doing paid promos, I'll let you know I'm
doing paid promos. I told you see my teeth, the
bottom teeth, my bottom furniture. My whole rack below is crooked.
It's rocking and.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Rolling my lower furniture. I don't have perfect teeth. I
got good teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
When I smile, you can't really see my bottom teeth.
But I go to the dentist and the dentists are
painting the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You go into the.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Dentist's office to get a cleaning, and they're gonna throw
in this day and age, I got all kinds of technology.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They take pictures. It's not even X rays. They take
a picture.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The next thing you know, they can show you what
your teeth are gonna look like, allegedly in thirty years.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
My wife is a stickler for teeth. She notices that
about people. She meets you, she'd be like, yo, did
you see her teeth?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'd be like, no, you didn't notice her bottom tooth
is pointing left when she was going right. You didn't
notice her third tooth on her top shelf was brown.
I'm like no, But my wife is a stickler for teeth.
She got beautiful teeth. She was blessed with beautiful teeth.
(04:52):
But she's been on me. She goes, baby, you need
to keep your teeth whitened. And my wife a couple
of years ago, she got herself some in visil line
and she was like, yo, dentist told you you need
to get in VISI lined. The dentist told me you
should get in visil line, so I said, fuck it,
I'll get the invisile line. So I got this in
visile line. And uh, it's like these uh, these retainers.
(05:13):
They call them trays instead of retainers, because it's ridiculous
for a fifty five year old man, uh to go
around saying I got a retainer. I got these trays
and they clip on and so, uh. I don't know
what day how it works. I didn't even know. They
explained it to me two or three times. I was like, Okay,
what do I gotta do this? You got to keep
the fucking retainer in as much as possible for the
(05:36):
next nine months. And I know this nine months is
going to turn into fourteen months or whatever to straighten
out this bottom row of furniture. But if you notice
any slurring or weird lisping or anything like that for me,
it's because I got this invisile line that I'm not
getting paid to. I paid to get the invisil line
put in. I didn't get paid to put the inenvisil
line in my mouth. I wish there were so many
(06:00):
opportunities to be paid for the things that people accuse
me of being paid for every day, Like, are you
being paid to say free the hostages? Or are you being
paid to say all these things about Israel?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm like, please hook me up.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can someone connect me with the person from Israel that
is paying people allegedly to save free the hostages? Because
people need to be paid to save free the hostages. No,
I'm not being paid by Israel, the Jews a pack,
this pack, no pack, the cub Scouts, the Boy Scouts,
the Girl Scouts of America. I'm not being paid to
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say anything. I wish I was being paid to state
the obvious.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Were you being paid.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
To post that Black Lives matter square? I wasn't being
paid to do that. I posted that also I do
the right thing.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Are you being paid?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hook Please hook me up. I'll send you my Venmo,
my paipal, my cash app. Maybe they don't like to
have a trade and the money it can't be traced.
So you made a brown paper I love a brown
paper bag. You're paying people in cash? Are people being
paid in cash to save free the hostages? Do you
need to be paid to save free the fucking hostages?
(07:19):
But if you notice any anything funny about my speech.
It's just this retainer. I'm getting good at it. I'm
getting good at it. These Invisil line retainers. There's a
whole Reddit thread about the Invisil line work. The Invisil
line didn't work. The Invisile line ruined my life. The everybody.
I mean, there's too many opinions. You go on Reddit,
(07:39):
you you could hear anything you want about anything you want,
good bad, this movie forrue that new movie review, speaking
of doing the right thing, speaking of movie reviews, painfully,
painfully sat through the entire new Spike Lee movie. And
(08:00):
I'm always excited to see Denzel. I'm always excited, not
as much as I used to be to see a
Spike Lee movie. But we ordered a big thing of Gelatto,
me and my wife. We ordered a ginormous thing of Gelatto,
and we're like, we gotta watch Denzel. We didn't go
to the theater to see Denzel, but we gotta watch Denzel.
Highest to low Spike Lee movie, I give it two
(08:22):
big upset, frustrating thumbs down. And that is hard for
me to say. I don't think I've ever given a
Denzel Washington movie two thumbs down. But this movie highest
to low was just not good. There was no tension,
there was no suspense. I'll, even with the most the
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utmost respects, say that I did not really dig Denzel
Washington's performance. I didn't believe the story. I didn't believe
the way the story unfolded. I didn't believe the chases.
I thought it was long. I thought the music and
the soundtrack and the score was just all over the place.
(09:09):
I will say that the cinematography shooting New York. Spike
always does a great job of shooting New York. He
loves New York, and it was in a way, I guess,
a love letter to New York. But for two hours,
and I believe nine minutes, I need more than beautiful
shots of New York. I just didn't buy any of
it at all in any way, shape or form. And
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with Jeffrey Rife, who's also a ridiculously great actor, and
the great Denzel Washington, who I've said in the past,
Denzel Washington is so good that he has made movies
that could be C or D level movies into Academy
Award winning performances and Academy Award level films. Training day
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you put any other actor in there. They're not winning
the Academy Award. I don't care who it is. He
was so good in Training Day, which could have easily
been done by the wrong actor and the wrong director
and just.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Been another sort of corrupt cop film.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Denzel Washington took Training Day, he took Man on Fire.
There's like a list of films that Denzel Washington elevated
to Shakespearean heights, but he could not do it with
highest to low, and I must blame Spike Lee. It
is just not good. The story's not believable. There is
no tension, it's long. The train chase goes nowhere. There's
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one scene with Asap Rocky and Denzel Washington that we
get to about an hour and fifty minutes into the film,
and it's good. It could have been like a Nike commercial.
It wasn't believable that they actually met the fact that
he is able to swindle and you know, kidnap Denzel
Washington's son, and then he kidnapped the wrong son, Jeffrey
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Wright's son, and he forces him to give seventeen million dollars,
but he's not smart enough to leave the guy. I
just didn't believe any of it. I thought it stunk
and me and my wife, she wanted to turn over.
So let's just keep watching. Let's keep watching. It's Denzel
Spike Lee. It just was bad, bad, bad. I give
it two thumbs all the way down. And I wanted
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to like it. And like I said, Denzel Washington, ninety
nine point nine percent of the time Day one screening one,
nobody loves appreciate Denzel Washington. WHOA I appreciate, love Denzel
Washington as much as you could appreciate Denzel Washington.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
He's one of the.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Best, if not the best actor slash movie star ever.
And I say that with all due respect to all
the other actor slash movie stars.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But he's getting older.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But you know, he has the movie star good looks,
natural charisma, and he has the skill set of a
character actor. And that is a rare, rare thing to
find someone with the looks, the charisma, and the skill set.
Despite his looks and his charisma, he would have been
a great, just straight, pure character actor. But he, even
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the great Denzel Washington, could not save highest to low.
And I haven't seen anybody give it any review. Somehow,
I believe that social media and TikTok. It listens to
your phone calls, it listens to your conversations. Because as
soon as my wife and I were finished watching this
new Spike Lee movie Highest Low, starring Denzel Washington, I
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was on TikTok and I just somehow someway was in
this vortex of fans and regular people reviewing the movie,
and everybody said, it's the same thing. Everyone was like,
I hate to say it, but this Spike Lee movie sucks.
I hate to say it, but this is me watching
the new Spike Lee movie. And they're like, I hate
to say it because I love Denzel, but this movie
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was this, that, and the third. Nobody had anything positive
to say about that film. It is just not good
at all in any way, shape or form. It is
just not a good film. And I don't know if
there's nobody he must have final cut at this point,
but he ain't putting his money up. Somebody who put
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their money into this film's gotta be going damn it,
damn it. And this film will age backwards. Some films
get better over time. This movie is a one and
done watch. You can't rewatch Higher to Low be like,
oh maybe on second viewing, will this movie get any better?
And like I said, I'm a big Spike Lee fan
and a ginormous Denzel Washington fan, but I was hugely
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disappointed with this new film. And my review is coming
from an insider, it's coming from a filmmaker, it's coming
from a person who is on set. And I was
thinking about my review. Some people like, you're a hater,
and I'm like, no, I'm not. I love Spike Lee
films do the right thing. I love Mobetta Blues, Malcolm X.
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But I watched the film with an open heart and
it was not good. But I was thinking about me
doing this review and people saying you're a hater. And
then I was also thinking about this that beef that
happened last week between ESPNS Ryan Clark and Peter Schrager
where Ryan Clark said to Peter Schrager during the discussion,
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I think it was about the Dallas Cowboys in the
Philadelphia Eagles, and Ryan Clark did the thing that all
former players can do when they want to neutralize and
neuter and shut up and sort of big bank takes
little bank, whether it's basketball, football, tennis. He said to him,
you're not a player with all due respect, you didn't
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play the game. And I'm like thinking, no, Peter Schrager,
who I like him. I'm not like a giant fan
like you know, He's not like you know, Steven A.
Smith or Skip Bayless or you know one of these
people that I really you know, turn to I like
that Mina Kames, I love her, but I rock with
Peter Schreger. But Ryan Clark was basically, you know, using
that against him that you didn't play.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
You didn't play the game, and this is the non
player in you.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And I was thinking, you know, as far as filmmaking,
as far as acting, when I give a review of something,
especially a film that I was excited to see, that's
coming from a player. I played the game on both
sides of the camera. But you would never hear like
an actor or a filmmaker say to a reviewer or
a film critic, well, you never made any films. I
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don't think that argument's ever been brought up. Although it's different,
but it's kind of the same. You know, you can't
criticize a performance. Maybe you don't know what it's like
to be on set. Maybe you don't know what it
was like to be on what was in the script.
But you know, Ryan Clark saying to Peter Schreeger, you
didn't play the game. This is a controversial thing again
(15:53):
because I think the first person to say this that
it went viral was Richard Sherman. Where is Richard Sherman?
Is he still doing those the Monday night games? We'll
see where the Thursday night games. It was so confusing
to find that game the other night in Brazil. I
literally called the Dust Brothers Miles and Jones.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Like, yo, where is this game? I can't find the game?
And it turned out I think it was on CBS.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But there's so many plom like going to Peacock, going
to Amazon, like where are the games?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
At the NBA is going to be even worse.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
But Ryan Clark was dissing Peter Schrager because he didn't
agree with his opinion. He basically said he never played
the game before. And like I said, Richard Sherman said,
this is Skip Bayless years ago, and that was the
first time it's sort of got traction. And now there's
so many former great players, some who are good broadcasters summer,
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who're just you know, figuring it out, who have platforms
and if they want to shut someone up who never
played football or basketball.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
They'll just say you never played the game.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And I think that's just a weak way to have
an argument, because of course you can have an opinion.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
And I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
All players don't agree with Ryan Clark about everything that
he says, and vice versa with in regards to Peter Schrager.
But people are saying that Ryan Clark should be fired,
and you know this, that and the third. I'm not
down with the firing. Ryan Clark also said last week
that he didn't think Drew Brees there was another quarterback
(17:23):
it was Drew Brees?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Was it Archie Manning? The son of the other?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Manning and Tom Brady are not generational talents. If tom
Brady's not a generational talent, Ryan Clark, what are you?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Did he squeeze every little bit out of the talent
he had? Yes, but he was something. And if he's
not a generational talent, what are you? What are you
as a broadcaster? What were you as a player? And
again I get what he was saying, but like it's insane,
like Tom Brady's the greatest quarterback of all time? How
is he not a generational talent? Because he wasn't the fastest,
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he didn't have the most arm strength or whatever he had,
it worked. So you get into these ridiculous arguments, and
I guess with sports film that's what it's all about.
But I just thought it was a crazy thing to
say that. Tom Brady, who trust me, I can't stand
Tom Brady. I mean, I respect him, obviously, but during
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football season, when I think about Tom Brady and I
think about where my New York Giants are now, Tom
Brady doesn't conjure up warm and fuzzy feelings like his
former coach, Bill Belichiat, who took a shellacking week one.
Now he's a coach at the University of North Carolina.
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And Bill, why don't you just have your girl do
the press conferences? Just have your lady friend do the
press conferences. She was doing all the press and the
pr for you during the offseason. Let her come after
the game and talked to that press. You had her
talk to sixty minutes in CBS. She was able to
(19:05):
interrupt those press conferences. Why don't you let Drinker must
watch TV tom Brady's little chippy post game. Why they lose?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Ay, fuck you? Why they lose? Why are you asking
him that let her do that?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
The same way she interviewed she dealt with the sixty
minutes during the Summertime.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Another thing I wanted to talk about in regards to film.
I gave my review of Weapons, the film Weapons.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
With Josh Brolin the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and Amy Madigan. Chriss in Weapons
should absolutely positively and I bet she will be nominated
for Best Actress because I don't think I singled out
how incredibly hard, how incredibly challenging, the risk to reward,
(20:20):
the risk to failure that her performance in Weapons. Amy Madigan,
who's tons of films for years, plays like I don't
know if you.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Could call her a witch or a ghoul or.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
A vampire, but she's so good, so unrecognizable and so
somehow real as a witch in this movie Weapons. And
then though although I didn't love the film, because I
don't love these kinds of films, I love these actors
Josh Brolan, Julia Gardner, but Amy Madigan in that film
(20:54):
is so uniquely good, and like I said, what a
challenging performance to show up on set and to be
in character where you're essentially playing a witch.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The bitch that she played.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Is an actual witch, And I just was watching this
clip from the film or her performance, and I was like,
I don't understand if people really know how far out
you have to take it to make a performance like
that work and to make a performance like that feel real.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Although I don't know about you, I.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Don't believe in witch's, ghouls, Frankenstein, vampires, spells, spooks.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't believe in any of that.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But somehow, some way in this movie weapons Amy Maddickin
made that character as real as possible. So although I
didn't love the film, I liked the film. I wasn't
prepared for the kind of film it was, and I
do love those actors her performance. She should definitely absolutely
be nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a Movie come
(22:09):
twenty twenty six twenty because we're heading to the end.
We are in September of twenty twenty five. We're at
the countdown September October. Next thing you know, you're like,
where did the year go?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Deal with it? Right now?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Which I was also going to talk about again zoron
the moron. I was talking to my friend Sid the
other day about who he thinks is going to win
the election for mayor. And he said, rap, you got
this all wrong. He goes, maybe you're not thinking this through.
If Zor On the Moron becomes mayor and you live
(22:46):
in a rental apartment, there's no more rent.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And I was like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're right, I'm expecting no rent when Zora on the
Moron becomes mayor of New York City. I'm expecting Listen,
I got a car. I park in a garage in
New York City. You want to talk about rental prices
in New York City for an apartment. Garage prices Monthly
garage prices in New York City are out of control.
(23:14):
Zor on the Moron, If you can make parking in
New York City.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Free, I'll vote for you today.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But my friend Sid said, yo, oh yeah, there's no rent,
there's no parking. Don't you spend a lot of money
at Starbucks? I was like, yay, because that's gonna be free.
I was like, what the fuck? Man, Maybe I should
vote for zoron the Moron, zoron the Zero if he's
really gonna take away rent, garage prices and make Starbucks free,
(23:46):
am I on the wrong side of history.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Going back to the NFL, I was minding my business.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I won in the Stern Show Fantasy Football League Week one,
spanked Richard Christi Real nice and real proper. Once again.
I spanked them in real life Richard Christy, real nice
and real proper game that real spank spanked them in
fantasy football. This week in my money league, I had
(24:25):
the honor of playing what a nice guy bun b
Og Bunn b who. By the way, when bunb, like
so many other celebrities, say they're going to start a business,
they're like, okay, bunb has created one of the best
burgers ever, trill Burgers. I just had another trill Burger
(24:50):
at the draft. He had the trill Burgers, the fries.
They're like in and out level, very very good trill Burgers.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Bun Be.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
This is a nice guy, prolific guy. I mean when
you talk about hip hop, Southern hip hop, and just
a gentleman bun Be. I can't say enough things about
bun in real life. Can't say enough things about his
business trill Burghers, how good they are, and just what
(25:22):
a nice He's been a guest on the Iron Rap
wor stereo pockets a mine of my business. I'm not
I'm not bothering anybody. I got my Invisilne trays out
because I'm drinking coffee and I see a few techs
in my money League chat and I'm like, oh, that's bun.
I just played bun. Bun beat me this weekend. And
(25:44):
the reason why bun Be beat me this weekend is
because you see Dee Lamb catch the fucking ball man.
You see what he did to Mika. Nobody is safe
in Dallas. See Ede Lamb, you gotta catch that. I
know you'll make it up to me. I know you'll
make it up to the Dallas Cowboy fans, but you
(26:04):
don't want to keep doing that shit.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Week after week. Ceedee Lamb. You see Jerry Jones is
not playing games.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But I had a non exciting, non great week going
against Bunbee, and I see Bunbe harassing me.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Bunby said, oh, Mike Rap, if you had.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Won, I'm sure there would have already been a video
posted talking shit, And I said, oh, Bun, oh Bun
I said it once, I say it again for the
people in the back. Anybody could talk greasy when they're winning.
It takes a real disruptive warrior, a real shit talker
(26:53):
to talk shit after a loss. Bunby, you might have
won this week in fantasy football because my guys, my team,
my franchise, did not perform. But do not ever get
it twisted. Right now we are two and two. Actually
you're up. It's three wins for you, two wins for me.
(27:15):
But since you wanted to harass me while I'm trying
to drink my coffee, bun Bee, next time, and there
will be a next time, a few weeks away. We
will be coming around the mountain when she comes to
run it back. We could put something, put something down
on it. We put a little side bet in the
(27:35):
money league, Bunbe, play games with me. I'm not playing
games with you. You know what I done did to I'm
a champion. I won that league. I don't fact check,
and there's a lot of things going on, but I
believe you have not won a chip. I got the trophy,
I got the gold medals, I got the trophy, I
(27:58):
got rings and things in this fantasy football league, my
man Bunby og Bunby respectfully.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Past.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Of course, I'm not going to vote for Zoron the Moron,
Zoron the zero again, I don't know who to vote for.
Who I'm going to vote for. I've heard that Eric Adams,
who's at the bottom of the police. Eric Adams is
(28:43):
at the bottom. He's going to drop out, allegedly. Curtis
is not going to drop out, and Cuomo is not
going to drop out. So it'll be Zoron the Moron
versus Curtis sliwa kung fu Curtis respectfully and uh Cuomo.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Like I said, unless a minor miracle.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Happens, zor On the Moron will be the mayor of
New York City, which is just.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Humiliating.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
And amongst the list of things and the big bags
of bullshit that he's slinging, and the giggling and the
laughing and the fake nice guy politicking that he's doing beautifully,
we've done it to ourselves, New York. If Zoron the
(29:35):
Moron becomes Mayor of New York, we have done it
to ourself.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But there aren't two months two months to figure something out.
That being said.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
That being said, one of the big, big, big things,
probably the biggest, and that's saying a lot thing that
Zoron the Moron can't and will not do is acknowledge
when people say globalize the Indefada, it is calling for
(30:11):
violence towards Jews and all infidels, Infidels meaning anybody who's
not radical jihattist. Zora On the Moron won't acknowledge what
that means. Globalize the Indefada is a call.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
To violence.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
To Jews and anybody that does not think, believe, and
act the way these radical sick fucks think. That goes
for you, Greta Tunnberg, That goes for you, Fat Tim Dillon,
you fat donut eating bullshit artist, no sense of self,
(30:53):
tubby bullshitter. We know you hate yourself. I just didn't
realize that you hate yourself this much. Motherfucker will go
anywhere to perform and talk about it. Tucker Carlson, all
these motherfuckers. They'll toss your asses off buildings. They'll beat you,
club you and tie you to the back of the
(31:14):
car and drag you around town while people continue to
beat you, club you, spin on you, just like they
did in October seventh. But Zora on the Morning won't
acknowledge that globalize Intafada means attack, kill, by any means necessary,
Jews and all infidels.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
And just the other day.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
On a Monday morning in Jerusalem, the beginning of the
day the in Fatata was being globalized in Jerusalem, when
two people, animals, savages went on a bus on a
(32:01):
Monday morning and started shooting everyone and anyone in sight,
unfortunately killing six people and injuring I believe twelve.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And as soon as the attack was announced and.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Acknowledged and somehow sorted out, Hamas celebrated it publicly. They
call these people resistance fighters.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And we are living. I am living.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
You are living in such unprecedented times with such hate
and disdain towards Jews. And you could go, well, it's
just the government of Israel. You don't say that. You
say Israel Israeli's it's Jews. It's all jew stu to you.
And you got pigs like uh Tim Dillon. You got
(33:03):
scumbags like Tucker Carlson, who I'm just asking the questions.
Tucker Carlson the other day, he's just asking the questions.
He goes, well, how can we say that, you know, uh, Humas,
maybe you call them this, you call them that.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm not saying that. You do the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Tucker Carlson, you scumbag, you got a mister sensitivity Coldplay.
Chris Martin, Chris Martin, shame on you, man. I thought
you were really a compassion you know.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Chris Martin.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Ex husband of Gwyneth Paltrow who's Jewish, So that means
you have Jewish kids at a cold Play concert. Stop
bringing people on stage. Stop fucking with the crown. Sing
your fucking songs, Chris Martin. You're breaking up marriages, you're
breaking up little freak offs, and you're bringing Israeli's on stage,
and then you humliate them. Chris mar And the other day,
(34:01):
at one of his Coldplay concerts, instead of just singing
the just sing the songs, man, sing the fucking songs,
he brings up these two young fans. They have a sign,
you know, a big deal. They get picked out of
thousands and thousands of people, and he brings up and
(34:23):
he goes, where are you from?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And the girls say Israel and.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
He's literally like as if he brought up two caged girllas.
He's like, okay, okay, all right, okay, We're we're gonna
treat you like humans, and we expect everybody to treat
everybody like humans, and as if he literally brought up
two mutants and he's like, oh, you're you're mutants.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We're gonna treat you like humans. You're you're here with love,
and we're gonna show you love.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Sing the fucking songs, Chris Martin Stead, stop fucking with
the crowd.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You've done enough damage. Mister, I'm passionate.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
You don't know what to say when there's Israeli's on
the stage. And then, of course, what does he have
to do. He has to well, if there's Palestinians in
here tonight, what the fuck are you talking about? You
got the if he brought up people from Russia, would
you go, oh, if there's anybody from Ukraine in here,
you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
But we're living in.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Unprecedented times and somehow, some way, this entire situation post
October seventh has been flipped on its head. There are
still forty eight hostages, Israel Is still under attack almost
every day. School started in Israel the other day. And
(35:40):
what happens the Houthis, who have absolutely nothing to do
with Palestine, Palestine, Gaza or any of this. The only
thing that the Huthis have to do with this are
the little whores of Iran, the little whores of Katar.
The first day of school on Israel during the daytime,
(36:01):
what happens. The Houthis launch rocket after rocket after rocket
after rocket. So the kids, the children of Israel have
to scatter into bomb shelters. The parents, the adults have
to freak out because they know their kids are at
school scattering into bomb shelters. On Shabbat, the next night,
(36:27):
more rockets during Shabbat, and then on a Monday morning, well,
people are on their way to work, school or wherever
they're going to gunmen to savage gunmen get on a
bus to globalize the Intifada.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And they did it.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
They globalize the Intafaa, killing six people Injuring twelve.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
And you got people in America.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
You got the potential new mayor of New York City
who won't condemn the use of that term globalize the Intefada.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You should be celebrating it, then, motherfucker. See they don't
say Zoran the moron Mack Mood.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Khalil, You say globalize the Intofada, and when it happens,
you should be going, this is what we were calling for.
This is what you're calling for. And I don't want
to see no tears about the mortars. These are martyrs,
seventy two virgins. The families will be paid for life,
(37:34):
pay for slayh What a fucking shame, what a shanda.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Anyway, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
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Make sure you stay super duper disruptive. Make sure you
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but most importantly, end this puppy with something real fun.
See I am rap porst the real Pockets.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
I'm out,
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