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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapports stereo podcasts
this year. Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapports
stereo podcast this year on today's banging museum quality Iron
Rapports stereo podcasts. There are rumors speculation about my the
upcoming season of Traders. Will I be getting obliterated by
a housewife at the reunion? I tell you my thoughts,
(00:32):
my assessment, and my prediction. Plus Jerry Jones and the
Dallas Cowboys. You dacked me again, Dak Prescott, you did
it to me again. I am also going into the
Ba Ba Booie Bowl, the Booie Bowl twenty twenty five.
I need hopes, thoughts, prayers, and good lucks as I
take down hopefully Baba Booie in the twenty twenty five
(00:54):
Howard Stern Fantasy Football League Booie Bowl of twenty twenty five.
Plus Tucker, you are such a con man. I got
some heat for you and the United Nations. I am
officially re naming you all that. In morning high Flying,
fully disruptive. Oh it's disruptive, A fully disruptive Iron Rapports
stereo pockets coming up right now, Miles get.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The Bleach Brothers, Hey, get the dust Brothers. Start this
puppy up, timber Legs. Start this puppy timber Love.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But most of to start this puppy off with something
real funk is I am rap Wort Stereo Pockets Liberty.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Let's go, Baby Boom, have no fear.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast is here. Bigoty Boom,
have no fear. The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast is
in the place to be.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Welcome to the Ziggity Zone, the Ziggity Zone of Disruption.
My name is Michael Rapperport aka the inflamed on Stricanazi
aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the Destructive Warrior aka
the Gringo man Dingo a k a.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Mister New York.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I am rap Port Stereo Podcasts coming live and direct
from the og Gloom Tune in New York City. Hope
everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling real saying. Hope
everybody is feeling super duper disruptive. Shanitova, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It is the new year.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For the Jewish people, and I hope everybody is doing okay,
I'm rapport Stereal podcasts coming live and direct Oh yeah,
oh yeah, so much to discuss. I don't even know
where to start. I was talking to the Dust Brothers,
Miles Davis, whose actual name is Miles Davis I know,
(02:42):
and Jordan Winter, which is not that surprising. Jordan went there.
It's a dope name, but it's not like Miles Davis.
And I was say, there's so much to unpack. There's
so much to talk about, so much to process, so
much to think about. I don't know where to start,
but I will say that this weekend. And I do
(03:04):
this every year, guys, and I try not to ask
for much from you, guys. I try to give. I
try to give, I try not to take. I feel
like I am here like a rapport AKA and flamed
Ashkenazi ak the disruptory. I'm here to give, but I'm
gonna ask this week that you give me a little
I don't know if it's a prayer, I don't know
(03:24):
if it's a meditation.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
If you pass a little body of water, you throw
a penny in there and die whatever you're into. But
I'm gonna ask for prayers thoughts, meditations, psalms, whatever you're into.
It is the twenty twenty five Booie Bowl. I am
facing Baba Bowie fafa FUOI ta ta tooth, ye big tooth,
(03:57):
stinky breath, bad rat an infected tongue bah bah Booie
in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League, the world's most
famous fantasy football league, the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League
Booie Bowl twenty twenty five. I don't need to go
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into the detail. Also, I don't need to go into
the history. I don't need to share my lineup. All
I ask from you. I don't ask for much, I
really don't.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
All I ask is that you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wish and hope, pray, if you maybe meditate, or at
least root for my team Rapaports Delight to take down
bab Bab Booie's disgusting, stinky breath infected tongues team.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's it. And I don't feel like I'm asking for
a lot when I am asking for you to root
for my team.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Forget the prayers, forget the meditation, just root for my team.
Say right now, Michael Raulpoort, Yes, I am rooting for
your team. Rappaports the Light to beat Bob b ab
Booies fantasy football team in The Stern Show Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Say it right now, Go ahead or leave a comment.
Go ahead or say it out loud. I like you
to speak it. Speak it into fruition please or leave
a comment. Dallas Cowboys. I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I spoke, and I'll continue to speak so highly.
I've made so many people. Watch that Jared Jones documentary
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Jerry Jones, Jared Jones, we got rid of you, Michaeh Parsons.
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Michaeh Parsons is going to literally fuck you all weekend long.
The fact that Green Bay is cooking and Michah Parsons
and the Green Bay Packers are coming back to Dallas
after what you did, Jared Jones. Listen, you're gonna get
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what you're gonna get Dallas and Jerry Jones tried. And
rule number one in fantasy football is there are no
feelings in fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That means, if you like the New.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
York Giants, but they are not going to serve your
fantasy football team, don't deal with anybody or anything associated
with the New York Giants. It could be said for
the Kansas City Chiefs, the New England Patriots, the Pittsburgh Steels, Miami.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It doesn't matter. There are no feelings in fantasy football.
It's your team. It's not the Miami Dolphins. It's your team.
It's not the Pittsburgh Steels. It's your team. It's not
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's your team. It's not the way New England Patriots.
It's your fantasy football team. There are no feelings in
fantasy football. But when it comes to me as a
New Yorker historically dealing with anything that has to do
with the Dallas Cowboys, I should have known better than
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drafting Dak Prescott. Now this was before Jared Jones traded
Michaeh Parsons inexplainably to the Green Bay Packers. I should
have known to stay away from Dak Prescott because historically
the Dallas Cowboys, specifically their quarterbacks, and they get good
looking Troy Aikman, he's a great quarterback. Good looking. That's
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a handsome guy. Tony Romo, he was out there dating
this one and dating that one. Jessica Simpson, this good
looking guy couldn't get it done. I love Tony Romo
as a broadcaster, and he had a very good career.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Could not get it done. Dak Prescott.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I remember seeing him in his first start. I saw
him in his first start in preseason, his rookie. I said,
this guy should be starting, he should take I said it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I said it, look it up said.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
On this podcast. So this guy is a starter in
the NFL. Last year, it's hurt paid him. Blah blah
blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This offseason, the hamstrings healthy, the ankles are taped. Dump.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Everything's good Dak Prescott everything, And there's no disrespect to
Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Also, handsome guy. This is a handsome man.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Apparently a great philanthropist. This guy does so much for charity.
I believe he was voted Walter Payton Man of the Year.
This is nothing against Dak Prescott personally. This would be
nothing against Dak Prescott if he.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Had nothing to do with the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But me the omen It's like if I played fantasy
football Baseball and I started plucking Boston Red Sox, They're
gonna be like, Yo, you know Minni Ramirez, Yo Petro,
did you know that that guy Michael Rappaport has me
on his fantasy football baseball team.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
They're gonna tank on purpose.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not saying Dak is tanking on purpose because I
have him as my fantasy football quarterback.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But I'm not saying he's not. But you did it
to me again.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oops, Oops, Another Dallas cowboy has done it to me again.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Dak Prescott, you have failed me. You got dacked.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I got dacked. Who playing fantasy football got dacked once again?
I have just gotten dack. Why did I pick anybody
that has to do with the Dallas Cowboys, especially after
they traded Mika Parsons.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And cdee Lamb.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He's hurt, he's gimped now a hamstring or his camp
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Dak Prescott, what is the problem? Every single season, there's hopes,
there's pay me, pay me, pay me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You never get it done, deck Just like the great,
the very good, I don't want to say great, the
very good, Tony Romo, very likable Tony Romo, he never
got it done.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Dallas Cowboys never get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
N g D.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Who else has gotten decked? Leave a comment? I'm so
sick of it. I am so sick of getting duped.
And dacked. And see indeed.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
By those Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones and now Jared Jones,
you are gonna get your ass eaten, real nice and
real proper by the Green Bay Packers and your former
number one defensive player in the league, Micah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You did it to yourself, Jared Jones. It just it
kills me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That being said, I do need your thoughts, hopes, prayers
going against Bubba boweat in the Stern Show Fantasy Football League.
Another thing that I heard about because the NBA season
is right around the corner of the NBA season, like
three weeks away. I don't know if you care, I
don't know if you're ready, but the NBA season will
be starting in a few and I heard a rumor
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that the New York Knickerbockers.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Are either going to.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Retire Carmelo Anthony's jersey or are considering retiring Carmelo Anthony's jersey.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love Carmelo Anthony. He's always been super duper cool
with me. I remember I met him his rookie year.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I met Carmelo Anthony and that fuck Lebron James in
his rookie year, and Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He was nice to me. He was cool with me,
cool to my kids. Always been nice to me, always
been cool with me.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Was the coach and my last NBA All Star Game
at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Encouraged me.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Wanted to see me do well. Listen, my body failed
me that day. My body failed me that day. But
I love Carmelo at Syracuse. His jersey is and deserved
to be. Got the championship his freshman year. Baby faced
Carmelo Anthony up in the rafters as he should be
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in Syracuse. Four time Olympian, they should retire his jersey
from Olympic basketball. Carmelo four time Olympic gold medal champion,
Carmelo Anthony. He was a great scorer with the Denver Nuggets,
and he was a ridiculously prolific, exciting scorer with the
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New York Knicks. Carmelo Anthony is a Hall of Famer,
just got inducted into the Hall of Fame as he should.
This is not a knock against Carmelo Anthony, but the
New York Knicks are jumping the line. The New York
Knicks have not retired New York Knick great Richie Gerns jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Look him up. They have not retired Charles Oakley's jersey.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Who obviously, listen, we don't need to go into why
the New York Knicks, while James Dolan runs a team,
are not gonna retire Charles Oakley's jersey, But we want
to talk about somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Who does for their body of work.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
As a New York Knick, Charles Oakley should absolutely positively
have his jersey retired in Madison Square Garden. But even
more importantly, and I can compare them closely because Bernard King,
number thirty, Bernard King of the New York Knicks, does
not have his jersey retired. And although Carmelo was with
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the Knicks for a few years longer, in my opinion,
they both represent the same thing. A lot of scoring,
a lot of hope, a lot of excitement, a lot
of inspiration. Bernard King at one time it felt like
he was carrying New York Nick basketball on his back.
(13:44):
And the same thing goes for Carmelo Anthony. But if
you're not going to retire Bernard King's number thirty, you
can't retire Carmelo Anthony's jersey. And I say that with
all due respect again, Carmelo Anthony Hall of Famer, sick.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He is sick.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Mello came to New York and he grinded. He carried
the scoring load. Okay, but you can't retire Carmelo Anthony's
jersey without retiring Bernard King's jersey.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
First and four.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Most I know the fans love Carmelo. He's a lovable guy.
He's grown, he's matured. I love him on his podcast.
I think he's gonna be a great broadcaster. He's insightful,
he's reflective, he's he's lovable. Maybe I even say he's cuddly.
Cuddly Carmelo Anthony as a grown up, he's cuddly, he's approachable.
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He carried himself with class. He played hard for the
New York Knicks, but so did Bernorn King. Bernard King
when he played for the New York Knicks, and I
was at his first game when he got traded from
the Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think it was eighty five. He played two.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hundred and six games, twenty six point five points a game,
five point two rebounds, two point eight assists. He was
one of the premier scorers in the in his era.
And this is before the three point line became the
three point line. He was averaging thirty plus during some
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stretches as a Nick, and he did it with broken
fingers in the playoffs. Four time All Star and made
multiple All NBA teams, and obviously he had that terrible,
terrible knee injury, and I believe it was nineteen eighty five,
but his performances, his sixty point performances, him going against
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the Detroit Pistons with a young Patrick Ewing, carrying New
York basketball, the hopes and aspirations of New York basketball
on his back. Bernard King absolutely needs his jersey retired.
Mellow was sick. Won the NBA scoring title in twenty thirteen,
averaging twenty nine points a game twenty eight point seven
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respectfully scored sixty two points that one game. Incredible. I'm
not taking anything away from Carmelo Anthony. He's awesome. But
if you're gonna retire New York Nick jerseys, you need
to start with Richie Gurn. If you're not gonna go
with Richie Gurn, you have to retire Bernard King. Then
you have to eat eat a big bowl of Frankfurter's.
(16:25):
You have to retire Charles Oakley's number. Charles Oakley, damn
near deserves a statue outside of Madison Square Garden. And
if you're gonna give statues and retirement ceremonies, and then
we could talk about Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But our standards is Knicks fans are so low. What
we accept is so low.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And again, Carmelo is a fan favorite. But Bernard King,
if there was Twitter during his run with the New
York Knicks, he would have broken Twitter a few times.
We need to retire Bernard King, need to retire the
great Charles Oakley, and then we can consider retiring to
great Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah? Podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What else is going on on?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Shows? Are starting performing live?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I am performing live this weekend in Jersey at the
Stress Factor. Come see me live in New Brunswick, New Jersey,
and then I'll be in Providence, Rhode Island October second, third,
and fourth, Denver October ninth, tenth, and eleventh.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Calgary is Calgary. In the House is Canada in the House.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'll be in Canada October seventeenth and eighteenth. I got
shows in Levittown, New York, Arlington, Virginia. All tickets, all information,
All shows are available of Michael Rampaport Coomedy dot com.
Come see Me Live. Tickets are of a Michael Romportcomedy
dot com. Like I said, Jersey, Providence, Denver, Calgary and
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Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know I told you this once.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'll tell you many, many, many, many many times. I
live give or take ten to fifteen minutes away from
the UN. And they're all here this week, every one
of them. That terrorist in an Armani suit from Syria
scares me that the President of Turkey BB Trump. They
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got the ones from Brazil, they got the I Iraq.
They'reroll here, the role here, all the presidents, the diplomats,
the ambassadors, they're all here, and in New York City,
congregating on the UN.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The United Nations.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I am officially changing the name of the United Nations,
the United Nations.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You are not worthy. You should not be taken seriously.
I am officially changing the name.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Of the United Nations to the United Nations of Performance Art.
The United Nations will no longer be called the United Nations.
It's the United Nations of Performance Arts. And where where
else would the greatest stage for performing arts be other
(19:24):
than New York. If you can make it here, you
can make it anywhere. The United Nations of Performance Art.
This is not a place that should be taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I know that people are saying, Micraft, what the fuck
are you talking about? The United Nations. Everybody goes there.
This is a serious place.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
This President's there, and this ambassador's there, and this Prime
minister that the United Nations is a dump. I can't
explain it as eloquent as it deserves to be explained.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But all you gotta do, do me a favor.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Follow Hello, Follow Hellelkner Read up on his findings at
the United Nations.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Read up on doctor Enot Wilf. I had her on
the Iron.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Rappaport Stereo podcast. When I heard and started reading doctor
Enot Wolfe's work and her research and her facts on
the United Nations and Unruh, it hit me in the
head like a diamond bullet through my skull, and I
was like, my mind blew. Your mind will blow when
you realize what kind of a shit hole corrupt. It's
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like the Soho House, It's like the Boys and Girls
Club of the World. It's a pay for playing bullshit
performing art center. Let's not treat the United Nations with
any dignity and respect. Treat it as a performance arts center.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That is what it is. It's a corrupt dump. They
get nothing done.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's a pay for play. It's like the Soho House
or the Boys and Girls Club of America. No disrespect
to the Boys and Girls Club of America. I'm just
trying to give you analogy. It's a pay for play,
corrupt Shitthoul. It's a traffic jam. It's theater on the
greatest stage. And you had all these scumbags. Macron, you
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French fuck you. You look like your breath stinks. Macron
in the Canada, Australia and all these countries go in
there and say that into the United Nations and declare
that Palestine is a state. Australia, Palestine is a state, Canada,
Palestine is a state.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well, I am a six foot nine Chinese guy.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You want to recognize Palestine as a state, you need
to recognize me as a six.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Foot nine Chinese man.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Matter of fact, you want to recognize Palestine as a state,
you need to recognize me. I need to be recognized
as a four foot nine Puerto Rican woman with enormous tits.
I need to be recognized as that Palestine is a state.
Who's the governing body of the State of Palestine? What
are the borders of the State of Palestine? The United
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Nations of Performance Art, bunch of bullshit. These speeches and
these recognitions of Palestine as a state.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Isn't that diplomacy?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
This is not realist's fake United Nations garbage bullshit performance
art where everyone gets to play their part and shed
a fake tear, shake hands and then go to the
fucking after parties. The after parties are causing so much
traffic in New York City. That's what they come here for,
(22:49):
to drink and to chase hookers in New York City.
The United Nations of Performance Art, the United Nations of bullshit.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Of Palestine is a state? Who's running the place? Hummas?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
What are the borders, what's the structure? What's the education program?
Who is in control of the State of Palestine? Not
you mcron, not you Canada, not you London, not you Australia.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Who is running the place? It's easy to say, oh,
you're a Palestine is a state. Israel's this Palestine is
a state. Israel is that.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Talking about all of Israel's response and all these bad
things Israel do and all these bad things that Israel
has done, and never on the terrorism. Who is running Palestine,
Who is running the state of Palestine, who's the control.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Fucking state?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're recognizing Palestine as a state. When I play for
the New York Knicks, I'm the starting center for the
New York Knicks twenty twenty five twenty twenty six season.
Me Michael Rapper, six foot three from Martin Luther King
High School, two hundred and sixteen pounds sometimes two hundred
and eleven pounds when he's not inflamed and eating too
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many dairy products.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The starting center of the New York Knicks, New York's
own Michael Rapport.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
YEA recognize me as the starting center for the New
York Knicks. That's the same exact thing as recognizing Palestine
as a state. Lining up to recognize his place as
a fucking state. No talk about disarmament, no talk about
reforms unless you listen to the end of these speeches.
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Listen to Macrome, listen to the guy from Australia. They said,
we recognize Palestine as a state because that's what gets
the headlines, that's what gets people excited, that's what it
gets people titilated.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
But then they always say, bop ba ba ba bah.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You can't recognize the fucking state of Palestine without some solutions,
some realistic things, some tangible things to bring that place
from the fucking rubble that had brought on itself. Because
the people running Palestine right now, Hamas, those churists, they
did this to themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Canada, Australia, France. They always say that, but they say
it at the end, and the headlines never picked that
shit up to state solution.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And Hamas, the leaders of Gaza, the leaders of Palis
that they don't want their own state unless their own
state means the entire the entire region from the river
to the sea.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's what they want. They want from the river to
the sea.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And I'll tell you another thing in regards to all
this recognition of Palestine as a state.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And I got this from the Great not Wealth. I
got this from the Great not Wealth.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Number one, recognition of a Palestine state means that if
you're born in Palestine and you live in Palestine, you're
no longer a refugee.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's number one. Going forward.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
If you were born in Palestine, or you were born
in Palestine, you are no longer a refugee. You're part
of the Palestinian state. Right Macron, Right, Australia, Right, Canada.
They don't say that. Number two. Recognition of a Palestine
state means there is no right of return, ridiculous right
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of return. There is no right of return. When these people,
when you're talking about the right of return, they mean
return to Israel. You're not going into Israel, yo. The
symbol in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Is the key. They think they're going to use that
key to open up the doors the homes in Israel
and going there.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
There is no recognition of a state unless you relinquish
your refugee status and the ridiculous right of return. Otherwise
this is just theater theater of bullshit at the United
Nations of Performance Art.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Tucker Carlson, Man, you have come up with an incredible,
an incredible new way to disparage and slander people. I
gotta give it to you, Tucker Carlson, this is an
incredible treat. Tucker Caralson is on his broadcast saying that
he has friends Warville who he has friends won't reveal
(27:48):
any details that are saying this that and the third
about BBI net and Yahoo. Can't confirm it, can't deny it,
can't share who they are, can't share any proof that
those friends aren't imaginary friends in your fucking.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Head, Tucker Callson. But I also have friends, Tucker Calson.
I have friends.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I can't confirm who they are. I can't dispose their identity.
I can't show you any of the information that they
share with me. But I have friends, Tucker Calson, that
have told me that you suck dick in bathrooms. Now,
I don't know if this is true, Okay, I don't
know if this is just a rumor. I don't know
(28:30):
if they're making this up because they don't like you.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But I have friends that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Are saying that Tucker Callson number one is not really
a practicing Christian.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
He's a Christian in name only, and he sucks dick
in bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Again again, Tucker Craulson, I didn't say this, but I
have friends that are going around saying that you are
a Christian in name only and you suck dick in bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
This is an incredible trick You've come up with.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Tucker Carlson, You fucking America last bullshit artists pay for play.
Con man, goofy laughing at your own joke, scumbag good
for nothing to bit bow tie wearing double chin having, motherfucker,
Tucker Crlson, what an incredible trick going around saying I
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have friends that are telling me that bb net and
Yahoo this bb not.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
This is a new way to disparage and defame anybody.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You could just be I have friends that are saying
I have friends that are telling me these are imaginary friends.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Motherfucker. I have friends that told me that are saying
I can't confirm who. I have friends that are going around.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
The Middle East, the East side of Manhattan, the West
side of Manhattan, California, a Denver providence, and parts of Canada.
I have friends that are going around those places saying
that Tucker Crosson wipes his ass with his bare hand.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I don't know if this is true.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I don't know if this is true, but friends of
mine are saying this, Tucker Crossing, you know, good, good
for nothing con man, scumbag, motherfucker you what an incredible
way you've come up with the disparage and make up
anything and take no responsibility or no consequence. You dirty fucking,
(30:24):
no good shit with your bare hand wiping motherfucker. You,
you gout dick motherfucker you. I have friends that are
going around saying that Tucker Crosson has gout dick?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Tucker Crossing, do you have gout dick? You dirty dick motherfucker.
You friends are saying that you have gout dick?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I don't know what else is going I got a
bunch of dms pivoting here Traders. As you guys know,
I am a part of the cast of the upcoming
season of Traders, and the Great I say this all
thee respect, the Great Candace Dillard was at an event,
and I say, the Great Candace Dillard, formerly of the
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Real Housewives of Potomac, bring.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Back Candace Dillard.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Candace Dillard absolutely positively if she wanted to should be
back on the Real Housewives of Potomac. Her shade game
was insane, her tongue lashings are iconic. She is allegedly
part of the cast of Traders. I don't think I
can confirm or deny who the cast is of Traders,
(31:34):
but it has been documented confirmed, actually announced that Candace Dillard,
along with Lisa Rinna Portia Williams, Karlin Stansbury, and the
Great Derinda Medley hailing from the Real House, wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They were all part of the upcoming season of Traders, and.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Candis was at an event and she talked about somebody
from the cast that she was going to possibly maybe
curse out at the reunion, and I was flood did
literally flected. I got about nine or ten dms immediately,
That's how I found out about this.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Nine or ten dms immediately.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Say my crap, are you the one that Candace Dillard
said she's going to curse out at the reunion of Traders?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
And I'm going to say this to you now without
getting myself tied up in any prompts I hope not.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I kept myself in very very good graces with all
the househs because I know what they are capable of.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
The tongue lashings, the ability to.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Rip you to shreds with a smile on their face,
and mascara an eyeliner in a nice beautiful dress from
a housewife.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Is not something I ever want to be on the
other side of.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I could pretty much promise and guarantee that unless I
did something that I'm not aware of, that I am
not the person that Candace.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Dillard is going to go after at the reunion.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I can't confirm or deny or assess who she might
be going out at the reunion of Traders.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I am hoping, praying, and betting that it's not me.
That's all I'm gonna say. But I am going to
tell you that Traders is going to be wild. It
is going to be while.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's going to be the greatest most watched season of
Traders ever, and I'm a part of it.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the I
Am rap Port Stereo Podcast. Make sure you subscribe, rate
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Speaker 2 (33:35):
The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me out
of its other real.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Life, take me out of its own real life, but
most importantly, take me out of here with something real funk.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's I Am Rapaport Stereo podcas I'm done, baby four
Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapports stereo podcasts
this year. Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapports
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upcoming season of Traders. Will I be getting obliterated by
a housewife at the reunion? I tell you my thoughts,
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my assessment, and my prediction. Plus Jerry Jones and the
Dallas Cowboys. You dacked me again, Dak Prescott, you did
it to me again. I am also going into the
Ba Ba Booie Bowl, the Booie Bowl twenty twenty five.
I need hopes, thoughts, prayers, and good lucks as I
take down hopefully Baba Booie in the twenty twenty five
(00:54):
Howard Stern Fantasy Football League Booie Bowl of twenty twenty five.
Plus Tucker, you are such a con man. I got
some heat for you and the United Nations. I am
officially re naming you all that. In morning high Flying,
fully disruptive. Oh it's disruptive, A fully disruptive Iron Rapports
stereo pockets coming up right now, Miles get.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
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puppy up, timber Legs. Start this puppy timber Love.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But most of to start this puppy off with something
real funk is I am rap Wort Stereo Pockets Liberty.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
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Speaker 2 (01:38):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Welcome to the Ziggity Zone, the Ziggity Zone of Disruption.
My name is Michael Rapperport aka the inflamed on Stricanazi
aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the Destructive Warrior aka
the Gringo man Dingo a k a.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Mister New York.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I am rap Port Stereo Podcasts coming live and direct
from the og Gloom Tune in New York City. Hope
everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling real saying. Hope
everybody is feeling super duper disruptive. Shanitova, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It is the new year.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For the Jewish people, and I hope everybody is doing okay,
I'm rapport Stereal podcasts coming live and direct Oh yeah,
oh yeah, so much to discuss. I don't even know
where to start. I was talking to the Dust Brothers,
Miles Davis, whose actual name is Miles Davis I know,
(02:42):
and Jordan Winter, which is not that surprising. Jordan went there.
It's a dope name, but it's not like Miles Davis.
And I was say, there's so much to unpack. There's
so much to talk about, so much to process, so
much to think about. I don't know where to start,
but I will say that this weekend. And I do
(03:04):
this every year, guys, and I try not to ask
for much from you, guys. I try to give. I
try to give, I try not to take. I feel
like I am here like a rapport AKA and flamed
Ashkenazi ak the disruptory. I'm here to give, but I'm
gonna ask this week that you give me a little
I don't know if it's a prayer, I don't know
(03:24):
if it's a meditation.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
If you pass a little body of water, you throw
a penny in there and die whatever you're into. But
I'm gonna ask for prayers thoughts, meditations, psalms, whatever you're into.
It is the twenty twenty five Booie Bowl. I am
facing Baba Bowie fafa FUOI ta ta tooth, ye big tooth,
(03:57):
stinky breath, bad rat an infected tongue bah bah Booie
in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League, the world's most
famous fantasy football league, the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League
Booie Bowl twenty twenty five. I don't need to go
(04:17):
into the detail. Also, I don't need to go into
the history. I don't need to share my lineup. All
I ask from you. I don't ask for much, I
really don't.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
All I ask is that you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wish and hope, pray, if you maybe meditate, or at
least root for my team Rapaports Delight to take down
bab Bab Booie's disgusting, stinky breath infected tongues team.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's it. And I don't feel like I'm asking for
a lot when I am asking for you to root
for my team.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Forget the prayers, forget the meditation, just root for my team.
Say right now, Michael Raulpoort, Yes, I am rooting for
your team. Rappaports the Light to beat Bob b ab
Booies fantasy football team in The Stern Show Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Say it right now, Go ahead or leave a comment.
Go ahead or say it out loud. I like you
to speak it. Speak it into fruition please or leave
a comment. Dallas Cowboys. I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I spoke, and I'll continue to speak so highly.
I've made so many people. Watch that Jared Jones documentary
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Jerry Jones, Jared Jones, we got rid of you, Michaeh Parsons.
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Michaeh Parsons is going to literally fuck you all weekend long.
The fact that Green Bay is cooking and Michah Parsons
and the Green Bay Packers are coming back to Dallas
after what you did, Jared Jones. Listen, you're gonna get
(05:56):
what you're gonna get Dallas and Jerry Jones tried. And
rule number one in fantasy football is there are no
feelings in fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That means, if you like the New.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
York Giants, but they are not going to serve your
fantasy football team, don't deal with anybody or anything associated
with the New York Giants. It could be said for
the Kansas City Chiefs, the New England Patriots, the Pittsburgh Steels, Miami.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It doesn't matter. There are no feelings in fantasy football.
It's your team. It's not the Miami Dolphins. It's your team.
It's not the Pittsburgh Steels. It's your team. It's not
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's your team. It's not the way New England Patriots.
It's your fantasy football team. There are no feelings in
fantasy football. But when it comes to me as a
New Yorker historically dealing with anything that has to do
with the Dallas Cowboys, I should have known better than
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drafting Dak Prescott. Now this was before Jared Jones traded
Michaeh Parsons inexplainably to the Green Bay Packers. I should
have known to stay away from Dak Prescott because historically
the Dallas Cowboys, specifically their quarterbacks, and they get good
looking Troy Aikman, he's a great quarterback. Good looking. That's
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a handsome guy. Tony Romo, he was out there dating
this one and dating that one. Jessica Simpson, this good
looking guy couldn't get it done. I love Tony Romo
as a broadcaster, and he had a very good career.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Could not get it done. Dak Prescott.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I remember seeing him in his first start. I saw
him in his first start in preseason, his rookie. I said,
this guy should be starting, he should take I said it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I said it, look it up said.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
On this podcast. So this guy is a starter in
the NFL. Last year, it's hurt paid him. Blah blah
blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This offseason, the hamstrings healthy, the ankles are taped. Dump.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Everything's good Dak Prescott everything, And there's no disrespect to
Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Also, handsome guy. This is a handsome man.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Apparently a great philanthropist. This guy does so much for charity.
I believe he was voted Walter Payton Man of the Year.
This is nothing against Dak Prescott personally. This would be
nothing against Dak Prescott if he.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Had nothing to do with the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
But me the omen It's like if I played fantasy
football Baseball and I started plucking Boston Red Sox, They're
gonna be like, Yo, you know Minni Ramirez, Yo Petro,
did you know that that guy Michael Rappaport has me
on his fantasy football baseball team.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
They're gonna tank on purpose.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not saying Dak is tanking on purpose because I
have him as my fantasy football quarterback.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
But I'm not saying he's not. But you did it
to me again.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oops, Oops, Another Dallas cowboy has done it to me again.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Dak Prescott, you have failed me. You got dacked.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I got dacked. Who playing fantasy football got dacked once again?
I have just gotten dack. Why did I pick anybody
that has to do with the Dallas Cowboys, especially after
they traded Mika Parsons.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
And cdee Lamb.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He's hurt, he's gimped now a hamstring or his camp
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Dak Prescott, what is the problem? Every single season, there's hopes,
there's pay me, pay me, pay me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You never get it done, deck Just like the great,
the very good, I don't want to say great, the
very good, Tony Romo, very likable Tony Romo, he never
got it done.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Dallas Cowboys never get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
N g D.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Who else has gotten decked? Leave a comment? I'm so
sick of it. I am so sick of getting duped.
And dacked. And see indeed.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
By those Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones and now Jared Jones,
you are gonna get your ass eaten, real nice and
real proper by the Green Bay Packers and your former
number one defensive player in the league, Micah Parsons.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You did it to yourself, Jared Jones. It just it
kills me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That being said, I do need your thoughts, hopes, prayers
going against Bubba boweat in the Stern Show Fantasy Football League.
Another thing that I heard about because the NBA season
is right around the corner of the NBA season, like
three weeks away. I don't know if you care, I
don't know if you're ready, but the NBA season will
be starting in a few and I heard a rumor
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that the New York Knickerbockers.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Are either going to.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Retire Carmelo Anthony's jersey or are considering retiring Carmelo Anthony's jersey.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I love Carmelo Anthony. He's always been super duper cool
with me. I remember I met him his rookie year.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I met Carmelo Anthony and that fuck Lebron James in
his rookie year, and Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He was nice to me. He was cool with me,
cool to my kids. Always been nice to me, always
been cool with me.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Was the coach and my last NBA All Star Game
at Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Encouraged me.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Wanted to see me do well. Listen, my body failed
me that day. My body failed me that day. But
I love Carmelo at Syracuse. His jersey is and deserved
to be. Got the championship his freshman year. Baby faced
Carmelo Anthony up in the rafters as he should be
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in Syracuse. Four time Olympian, they should retire his jersey
from Olympic basketball. Carmelo four time Olympic gold medal champion,
Carmelo Anthony. He was a great scorer with the Denver Nuggets,
and he was a ridiculously prolific, exciting scorer with the
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New York Knicks. Carmelo Anthony is a Hall of Famer,
just got inducted into the Hall of Fame as he should.
This is not a knock against Carmelo Anthony, but the
New York Knicks are jumping the line. The New York
Knicks have not retired New York Knick great Richie Gerns jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Look him up. They have not retired Charles Oakley's jersey.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Who obviously, listen, we don't need to go into why
the New York Knicks, while James Dolan runs a team,
are not gonna retire Charles Oakley's jersey, But we want
to talk about somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Who does for their body of work.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
As a New York Knick, Charles Oakley should absolutely positively
have his jersey retired in Madison Square Garden. But even
more importantly, and I can compare them closely because Bernard King,
number thirty, Bernard King of the New York Knicks, does
not have his jersey retired. And although Carmelo was with
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the Knicks for a few years longer, in my opinion,
they both represent the same thing. A lot of scoring,
a lot of hope, a lot of excitement, a lot
of inspiration. Bernard King at one time it felt like
he was carrying New York Nick basketball on his back.
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And the same thing goes for Carmelo Anthony. But if
you're not going to retire Bernard King's number thirty, you
can't retire Carmelo Anthony's jersey. And I say that with
all due respect again, Carmelo Anthony Hall of Famer, sick.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He is sick.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Mello came to New York and he grinded. He carried
the scoring load. Okay, but you can't retire Carmelo Anthony's
jersey without retiring Bernard King's jersey.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
First and four.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Most I know the fans love Carmelo. He's a lovable guy.
He's grown, he's matured. I love him on his podcast.
I think he's gonna be a great broadcaster. He's insightful,
he's reflective, he's he's lovable. Maybe I even say he's cuddly.
Cuddly Carmelo Anthony as a grown up, he's cuddly, he's approachable.
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He carried himself with class. He played hard for the
New York Knicks, but so did Bernorn King. Bernard King
when he played for the New York Knicks, and I
was at his first game when he got traded from
the Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think it was eighty five. He played two.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hundred and six games, twenty six point five points a game,
five point two rebounds, two point eight assists. He was
one of the premier scorers in the in his era.
And this is before the three point line became the
three point line. He was averaging thirty plus during some
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stretches as a Nick, and he did it with broken
fingers in the playoffs. Four time All Star and made
multiple All NBA teams, and obviously he had that terrible,
terrible knee injury, and I believe it was nineteen eighty five,
but his performances, his sixty point performances, him going against
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the Detroit Pistons with a young Patrick Ewing, carrying New
York basketball, the hopes and aspirations of New York basketball
on his back. Bernard King absolutely needs his jersey retired.
Mellow was sick. Won the NBA scoring title in twenty thirteen,
averaging twenty nine points a game twenty eight point seven
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respectfully scored sixty two points that one game. Incredible. I'm
not taking anything away from Carmelo Anthony. He's awesome. But
if you're gonna retire New York Nick jerseys, you need
to start with Richie Gurn. If you're not gonna go
with Richie Gurn, you have to retire Bernard King. Then
you have to eat eat a big bowl of Frankfurter's.
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You have to retire Charles Oakley's number. Charles Oakley, damn
near deserves a statue outside of Madison Square Garden. And
if you're gonna give statues and retirement ceremonies, and then
we could talk about Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But our standards is Knicks fans are so low. What
we accept is so low.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And again, Carmelo is a fan favorite. But Bernard King,
if there was Twitter during his run with the New
York Knicks, he would have broken Twitter a few times.
We need to retire Bernard King, need to retire the
great Charles Oakley, and then we can consider retiring to
great Carmelo Anthony.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah? Podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What else is going on on?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Shows? Are starting performing live?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I am performing live this weekend in Jersey at the
Stress Factor. Come see me live in New Brunswick, New Jersey,
and then I'll be in Providence, Rhode Island October second, third,
and fourth, Denver October ninth, tenth, and eleventh.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Calgary is Calgary. In the House is Canada in the House.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I'll be in Canada October seventeenth and eighteenth. I got
shows in Levittown, New York, Arlington, Virginia. All tickets, all information,
All shows are available of Michael Rampaport Coomedy dot com.
Come see Me Live. Tickets are of a Michael Romportcomedy
dot com. Like I said, Jersey, Providence, Denver, Calgary and
so forth, So on Michael Rockportomedy dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know I told you this once.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'll tell you many, many, many, many many times. I
live give or take ten to fifteen minutes away from
the UN. And they're all here this week, every one
of them. That terrorist in an Armani suit from Syria
scares me that the President of Turkey BB Trump. They
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got the ones from Brazil, they got the I Iraq.
They'reroll here, the role here, all the presidents, the diplomats,
the ambassadors, they're all here, and in New York City,
congregating on the UN.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
The United Nations.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I am officially changing the name of the United Nations,
the United Nations.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You are not worthy. You should not be taken seriously.
I am officially changing the name.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Of the United Nations to the United Nations of Performance Art.
The United Nations will no longer be called the United Nations.
It's the United Nations of Performance Arts. And where where
else would the greatest stage for performing arts be other
(19:24):
than New York. If you can make it here, you
can make it anywhere. The United Nations of Performance Art.
This is not a place that should be taken seriously.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I know that people are saying, Micraft, what the fuck
are you talking about? The United Nations. Everybody goes there.
This is a serious place.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
This President's there, and this ambassador's there, and this Prime
minister that the United Nations is a dump. I can't
explain it as eloquent as it deserves to be explained.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But all you gotta do, do me a favor.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Follow Hello, Follow Hellelkner Read up on his findings at
the United Nations.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Read up on doctor Enot Wilf. I had her on
the Iron.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Rappaport Stereo podcast. When I heard and started reading doctor
Enot Wolfe's work and her research and her facts on
the United Nations and Unruh, it hit me in the
head like a diamond bullet through my skull, and I
was like, my mind blew. Your mind will blow when
you realize what kind of a shit hole corrupt. It's
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like the Soho House, It's like the Boys and Girls
Club of the World. It's a pay for playing bullshit
performing art center. Let's not treat the United Nations with
any dignity and respect. Treat it as a performance arts center.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That is what it is. It's a corrupt dump. They
get nothing done.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's a pay for play. It's like the Soho House
or the Boys and Girls Club of America. No disrespect
to the Boys and Girls Club of America. I'm just
trying to give you analogy. It's a pay for play,
corrupt Shitthoul. It's a traffic jam. It's theater on the
greatest stage. And you had all these scumbags. Macron, you
(21:20):
French fuck you. You look like your breath stinks. Macron
in the Canada, Australia and all these countries go in
there and say that into the United Nations and declare
that Palestine is a state. Australia, Palestine is a state, Canada,
Palestine is a state.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well, I am a six foot nine Chinese guy.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You want to recognize Palestine as a state, you need
to recognize me as a six.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Foot nine Chinese man.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Matter of fact, you want to recognize Palestine as a state,
you need to recognize me. I need to be recognized
as a four foot nine Puerto Rican woman with enormous tits.
I need to be recognized as that Palestine is a state.
Who's the governing body of the State of Palestine? What
are the borders of the State of Palestine? The United
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Nations of Performance Art, bunch of bullshit. These speeches and
these recognitions of Palestine as a state.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Isn't that diplomacy?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
This is not realist's fake United Nations garbage bullshit performance
art where everyone gets to play their part and shed
a fake tear, shake hands and then go to the
fucking after parties. The after parties are causing so much
traffic in New York City. That's what they come here for,
(22:49):
to drink and to chase hookers in New York City.
The United Nations of Performance Art, the United Nations of bullshit.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Of Palestine is a state? Who's running the place? Hummas?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
What are the borders, what's the structure? What's the education program?
Who is in control of the State of Palestine? Not
you mcron, not you Canada, not you London, not you Australia.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Who is running the place? It's easy to say, oh,
you're a Palestine is a state. Israel's this Palestine is
a state. Israel is that.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Talking about all of Israel's response and all these bad
things Israel do and all these bad things that Israel
has done, and never on the terrorism. Who is running Palestine,
Who is running the state of Palestine, who's the control.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Fucking state?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You're recognizing Palestine as a state. When I play for
the New York Knicks, I'm the starting center for the
New York Knicks twenty twenty five twenty twenty six season.
Me Michael Rapper, six foot three from Martin Luther King
High School, two hundred and sixteen pounds sometimes two hundred
and eleven pounds when he's not inflamed and eating too
(24:08):
many dairy products.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The starting center of the New York Knicks, New York's
own Michael Rapport.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
YEA recognize me as the starting center for the New
York Knicks. That's the same exact thing as recognizing Palestine
as a state. Lining up to recognize his place as
a fucking state. No talk about disarmament, no talk about
reforms unless you listen to the end of these speeches.
(24:38):
Listen to Macrome, listen to the guy from Australia. They said,
we recognize Palestine as a state because that's what gets
the headlines, that's what gets people excited, that's what it
gets people titilated.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
But then they always say, bop ba ba ba bah.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You can't recognize the fucking state of Palestine without some solutions,
some realistic things, some tangible things to bring that place
from the fucking rubble that had brought on itself. Because
the people running Palestine right now, Hamas, those churists, they
did this to themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Canada, Australia, France. They always say that, but they say
it at the end, and the headlines never picked that
shit up to state solution.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And Hamas, the leaders of Gaza, the leaders of Palis
that they don't want their own state unless their own
state means the entire the entire region from the river
to the sea.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's what they want. They want from the river to
the sea.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
And I'll tell you another thing in regards to all
this recognition of Palestine as a state.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And I got this from the Great not Wealth. I
got this from the Great not Wealth.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Number one, recognition of a Palestine state means that if
you're born in Palestine and you live in Palestine, you're
no longer a refugee.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's number one. Going forward.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
If you were born in Palestine, or you were born
in Palestine, you are no longer a refugee. You're part
of the Palestinian state. Right Macron, Right, Australia, Right, Canada.
They don't say that. Number two. Recognition of a Palestine
state means there is no right of return, ridiculous right
(26:34):
of return. There is no right of return. When these people,
when you're talking about the right of return, they mean
return to Israel. You're not going into Israel, yo. The
symbol in Gaza.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Is the key. They think they're going to use that
key to open up the doors the homes in Israel
and going there.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
There is no recognition of a state unless you relinquish
your refugee status and the ridiculous right of return. Otherwise
this is just theater theater of bullshit at the United
Nations of Performance Art.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Tucker Carlson, Man, you have come up with an incredible,
an incredible new way to disparage and slander people. I
gotta give it to you, Tucker Carlson, this is an
incredible treat. Tucker Caralson is on his broadcast saying that
he has friends Warville who he has friends won't reveal
(27:48):
any details that are saying this that and the third
about BBI net and Yahoo. Can't confirm it, can't deny it,
can't share who they are, can't share any proof that
those friends aren't imaginary friends in your fucking.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Head, Tucker Callson. But I also have friends, Tucker Calson.
I have friends.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I can't confirm who they are. I can't dispose their identity.
I can't show you any of the information that they
share with me. But I have friends, Tucker Calson, that
have told me that you suck dick in bathrooms. Now,
I don't know if this is true, Okay, I don't
know if this is just a rumor. I don't know
(28:30):
if they're making this up because they don't like you.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But I have friends that.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Are saying that Tucker Callson number one is not really
a practicing Christian.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
He's a Christian in name only, and he sucks dick
in bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Again again, Tucker Craulson, I didn't say this, but I
have friends that are going around saying that you are
a Christian in name only and you suck dick in bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
This is an incredible trick You've come up with.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Tucker Carlson, You fucking America last bullshit artists pay for play.
Con man, goofy laughing at your own joke, scumbag good
for nothing to bit bow tie wearing double chin having, motherfucker,
Tucker Crlson, what an incredible trick going around saying I
(29:21):
have friends that are telling me that bb net and
Yahoo this bb not.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
This is a new way to disparage and defame anybody.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You could just be I have friends that are saying
I have friends that are telling me these are imaginary friends.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Motherfucker. I have friends that told me that are saying
I can't confirm who. I have friends that are going around.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
The Middle East, the East side of Manhattan, the West
side of Manhattan, California, a Denver providence, and parts of Canada.
I have friends that are going around those places saying
that Tucker Crosson wipes his ass with his bare hand.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I don't know if this is true.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I don't know if this is true, but friends of
mine are saying this, Tucker Crossing, you know, good, good
for nothing con man, scumbag, motherfucker you what an incredible
way you've come up with the disparage and make up
anything and take no responsibility or no consequence. You dirty fucking,
(30:24):
no good shit with your bare hand wiping motherfucker. You,
you gout dick motherfucker you. I have friends that are
going around saying that Tucker Crosson has gout dick?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Tucker Crossing, do you have gout dick? You dirty dick motherfucker.
You friends are saying that you have gout dick?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I don't know what else is going I got a
bunch of dms pivoting here Traders. As you guys know,
I am a part of the cast of the upcoming
season of Traders, and the Great I say this all
thee respect, the Great Candace Dillard was at an event,
and I say, the Great Candace Dillard, formerly of the
(31:08):
Real Housewives of Potomac, bring.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Back Candace Dillard.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Candace Dillard absolutely positively if she wanted to should be
back on the Real Housewives of Potomac. Her shade game
was insane, her tongue lashings are iconic. She is allegedly
part of the cast of Traders. I don't think I
can confirm or deny who the cast is of Traders,
(31:34):
but it has been documented confirmed, actually announced that Candace Dillard,
along with Lisa Rinna Portia Williams, Karlin Stansbury, and the
Great Derinda Medley hailing from the Real House, wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They were all part of the upcoming season of Traders, and.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Candis was at an event and she talked about somebody
from the cast that she was going to possibly maybe
curse out at the reunion, and I was flood did
literally flected. I got about nine or ten dms immediately,
That's how I found out about this.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Nine or ten dms immediately.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Say my crap, are you the one that Candace Dillard
said she's going to curse out at the reunion of Traders?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
And I'm going to say this to you now without
getting myself tied up in any prompts I hope not.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I kept myself in very very good graces with all
the househs because I know what they are capable of.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
The tongue lashings, the ability to.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Rip you to shreds with a smile on their face,
and mascara an eyeliner in a nice beautiful dress from
a housewife.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Is not something I ever want to be on the
other side of.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I could pretty much promise and guarantee that unless I
did something that I'm not aware of, that I am
not the person that Candace.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Dillard is going to go after at the reunion.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I can't confirm or deny or assess who she might
be going out at the reunion of Traders.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I am hoping, praying, and betting that it's not me.
That's all I'm gonna say. But I am going to
tell you that Traders is going to be wild. It
is going to be while.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's going to be the greatest most watched season of
Traders ever, and I'm a part of it.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Tell a friend to tell a friend about the I
Am rap Port Stereo Podcast. Make sure you subscribe, rate
and review, and come see me live be A Jersey, Providence, Denver, Calgary.
All tickets, all information. The entire schedule is available Michael
Rappaport Comedy dot Com, Miles Jordane A K.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me out
of its other real.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Life, take me out of its own real life, but
most importantly, take me out of here with something real funk.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's I Am Rapaport Stereo podcas I'm done, baby four
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