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Dick stain Zoron Mandami cannot become mayor of this city.
This is a bullshit artist, smiley, angry, mean motherfucker. And
as bad as Dick dane Zoramandamie is, I think his
wife is even worse. I think behind every great terrorist
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loving man as an even greater, even stronger terrorist loving woman.
Dick dang Zoramandami's wife, she's nasty too. We have to
take this fucking guy down by any means necessary. First,
kung Fu courtis Lee, drop the fuck out. Don't evenbearra
(00:42):
it's yourself. Don't become more disdained and disrespected by keeping
yourself in this election, in an election you know you're
not gonna win. Boom, have no fear of the Iron
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The NB eight is back. Oh MG. The NBA is
and always will be fantastic. NBA starts today. O MG.
Plus my unsolicited endorsement of Cuomo. Any fucking body, any
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fucking body but you Zora on the moral We're gonna
show you what a New York City comeback is all about.
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I was away last week from the podcast, which I
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think is the second time only that I've ever been
away from the podcast. But there was just a lot
going on. To be totally honest, there was just a
lot going on. I was traveling, and I was I
would say a little bit emotionally overwhelmed by everything that
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was going on in the world. Twenty hostages were released
last Monday, and it just didn't feel like it was
even appropriate to speak. There were so many different thoughts,
so many different feelings, which I'll get into, but I'm back.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption, of the Ziggity
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Zone of Disruption, And as you know, my name is
Michael Rapport ak the Inflamed Ashgnazi aka the Sultan of Sniff,
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some people. All you got to do is say dingo.
You come see me live, all you have to do
is say dingo. My guys came to see me in
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you could just say dingo and I will do my
very best to meet greet say what's up, take a
flick and chill for a minute anyway, Believe it or not,
the NBA is starting tonight. The nb A twenty twenty
five twenty twenty six season is starting tonight, Tuesday, October
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twenty first. It is happening with the Houston Rockets versus
the defending champion Oklahoma City Thunder and the Golden State
Warriors versus the Lebron less Lakers, who is out for
a month with nerve damage in his back, possibly from
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taking up golf this season. Are you fucking up your back,
Lebron James from trying to learn to play golf. I'll
bet you that motherfucker swing a club. The NBA is
and always will be fantastic. Injuries are always a part
of the game, and while we hope that everybody stays
healthy throughout this season, the rigors of a full season
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are a lot for these giant, ginormous men to handle.
And as I look across the league, with all of
the players that are healthy, I can tell you that
the floor has been raised. There are no New York
Jets in the NBA right now. There is no completely
shitty bottom pit team in the NBA. No disrespect to
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the Jets, no disrespect to Jordan Winter, of the Dust Brothers,
who is a diehard Jets fan. But a lot of
teams who were awful last season will be better this year.
Every game will be up for grabs from top to
bottom of the league. This may be the most competitive
NBA season ever. Yes, I said it. This might be
the most competitive season as ever. And as we know,
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Jason Tatum unfortunately, Damian Lillard, Kyrie Irving, Tyres Halliburton all
unfortunately tore their achilles late in the season last year.
And we will see when they return. And I'm wishing
all four of those guys speedy recoveries. Terrible to those
guys that went down with those terrible achilles injuries. But
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the Rockets, I've already lost Fred Van Skeet aka Fred
Van Fleet for the year, which opens up the door
for them to play Reed Shepherd, who I like that kid,
and they have a goon squad lineup on the floor
at all times. The Rockets are going to be a problem.
Kevin Durant just signed an extension for like, I don't know,
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fifty eight million dollars a year something crazy. But the
Rockets are going to be a problem even without Fred
Van Skeet, and I thought I was seeing something. I
thought I was like it was a figment of my imagination.
But Joelle Embiid, this is not a test. Joelle Embiid
played in a pre season game in the NBA which
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shocked me and shocked fans around the world. I hope
Joel could finally stay healthy. He looked like shit left.
He looks like he was on his last legs last season.
But he played in the preseason. Obviously, They're gonna watch
him and monitor him and keep him in ice bats
and hot bats and you know everything they need to
do to continue to trust the process. But Paul George
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Jared McCain can return. But the Sixers are a wild
card looming in the wide open Eastern Conference. Also in
these Scottie Barnes is back for the Raptors and is
joined by another perpetually injured All star, Brandon Ingram. The
Raptors are gonna be better. Jaalen Suggs is back for
the Magic, who have improved their roster top to bottom.
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Do not sleep on the Orlando Magic. They are com ming.
No Diddy Jade and Ivy will make his return for
the Pistons in the next few weeks after a very
very brutal leg injury last season, if you remember. And
the Hornets are going to welcome back Brandon Miller, who
is a rising star who could put the ball in
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the bucket to pair with LaMelo Ball, who obviously we
want to see healthy. We want to see him playing hard.
And Grant Williams should also be back eventually, so the
Hornets should get a little better. Throwers were exciting with
LaMelo Ball. And speaking of LaMelo Ball, the Ball brothers,
the big Ball brother, the big baller A Lonzo is back.
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And I hope Lonzo Ball stays healthy with the Cleveland Cavaliers,
just because I want everybody to be healthy, and he's
going to if he could stay healthy, Yo, Lonzo Ball
is going to be a very very good pickup for
the Cavaliers again, if he could stay on the floor,
he will get a lot of minutes and he will
add a lot of assists to that of shooters that
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will see Darius Garland return one hundred percent after not
being right in the playoffs, if you could remember. Obviously,
the Cavaliers are going to be a problem led by
spider Man Spigety spider Man Donovan Mitchell does whatever he
can in the wild wild West of fan base that
should be most excited for the return from injuries is
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the New Orleans Pelicans. Slim down, some say ozempic Zion,
Ozempik Williamson, who's looking lean and mean on the yard,
defensive menace, Herbert Jones is back, Sadik Bay and eventually
Deontay Murray should be back. But hopefully those guys stay healthy.
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That's a fun, young, exciting team. Zion, what do you
want to do with your career? Man? Like, what do
you want to do with your career? Because it's getting
to that point like the kudas should have would have
been o Zion was this that and the third in
high school? And Zion was this that and the third.
If he could stay on the court and bop bap
bo bo bah, stay out of the bennet bar, Zion Williamson.
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That's all you gotta do. Stay away from the fucking bennets. Man,
you're making a kazillion dollars. Get yourself a chef, get
on a nice vegetable based diet, and get out there
and show people what you were made of. The Trailblazers
can get back. Jeremy Grant and Robert Williamson the third
and Dame Dolla will eventually be back. It's gonna take
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a while. That injury was tough, and Dame Dolla's getting older.
And the biggest return is literally the big Frenchman, Victor Webinyama,
who is now YO. They're saying that Victor Webinyama is
seven foot seven. I don't know if that's true or not.
The motherfucker's seven to seven. They look incredible. During the preseason,
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he was training with a keem the Dream, and the
Dream may have created a nightmare who poised to be
the MVP. And obviously want to keep Victor healthy by
any and all means necessary. And now I will get
into all of the impact players who have joined new
teams this season. There's new faces and new places. Jordan Clarkson,
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the Big Gamboo, has joined the Knicks and will absolutely
be a fan favorite. Jordan Clarkson is a New York nerderbacker.
Michael Porter Junior who Michael Porter Jr. I feel like
you were better when you were sort of a mystery man.
Because he's doing interviews in podcas you sound crazy. He's
joining the Nets. Anthony Simmons is with the Celtics, who
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are going to be suffering because of the aforementioned injury
to the Great Jason Tatum. Caris Lavertez with the Pistons.
Malik Beasley, who got off those charges, is still a
free agent. Isaaca Curls with the Bulls. Miles Turner, a
Mere Coffee Cole, Anthony Gary Harris are with the Bucks,
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and Amir Coffee was a sneaky good pickup for Milwaukee.
Chris stop porzingis tingus Pingus, Chris stop Porzingis, Nikail Walker
and Luke Kennard are all with the Hawks. The Hawks
have added size No Diddy and some shooting, and Colin
Sexton is also with the fourmented mentioned LaMelo ball Hornets.
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Norman Powell is with the Heat. CJ McCullum, Cam Whitmore
is with the Wizards. C J. Mccums still in the
fucking lead, and Desmond ban is with the Magic which
is another good pickup. The Cavaliers and the Pacers are
running their rosters back and in the West we have
new faces and new places. Al Whre for Big Al
Horford is with the Warriors. Chris Paul He's also in
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the fucking league still Bradley Beal, who I think is
going to be a very very big pickup. John Collins
and brook Low Lopez are all with the Clippers. Don't
sleep on Bradley Beal what he can do with the Clippers,
because I think everybody's sort of forgot about how good
he could be when he is uh fully engaged. DeAndre
Ayton Marcus Smart is with the Lakers. Remember when Marcus
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Smart was that guy. DeAndre Ayton and Marcus Smart with
the Lakers, that's those are good pickups. Jalen Green Dylan
Brooks are with the Sun. Dennis Shrewder the Black German,
and Russell Westbrook who just got picked up by the Kings.
D'Angelo Russell Caleb Martin is with the MAVs. Kevin Durant,
of course, is with the Houston rack Rockets and their goons.
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Dorian Finney Smith's also with the Rockets. Ty Jerome Contavious
Caldwell Pulp are both with the Grizzlies. Remember when everybody
thought the Grizzlies were gonna win a championship. I don't
think anybody's worried about those fucking head cases down there.
Jordan Poole, Kevin Looney are both with the Pelicans. Luke
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Cornett is with the Spurs, Cam Johnson, Bruce Brown, Val
Chunis and Tim Hardaway Junior is with the Nuggets. The
Nuggets are going to be a fucking problem again, obviously
with the Joker and those pickups. Nurkic and Kevin Love.
Kevin Love is still in the league. Also, Jesus, these
guys love playing basketball. God blessed him. They're both with
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the Jazz, and Drew Holliday is with the Trail Blazers.
The Timberwls the thunder have pretty much resigned their guys
and they are running it back top to bottom. And
we got some new players, obviously, some rookies. Obviously Cooper
Flagg with the Mavericks, who is probably unless he really
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shits the bed, is going to be Rookie of the
Year and he will be a big impact player on
an already good team. And Kannupple his teammate from Duke
and cal Brennan what's his name? Cal Brennan, Yeah, on
the Hornets the Jazz of Ace Bailey head Case. He's
a fucking head case. Walter Clayton Junior is also on
the Jazz as and the Wizards have that young kid
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Trey Johnson, and the Spurs are going to be an
improved team with Dylan Harper obviously, Victor Webin Yama, and
that entire roster is gonna be a good, young, fresh
team down in San Antonio. And Jeremy Fears of the
Pelicans is also a good rookie. But again, I think
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that it's Cooper Flagg's Rookie of the year to not win.
And the NBA is and always will be fantastic. It's
up to the Knicks to stay healthy and get to
the finals. I am predicting right now before tip off
the Knicks versus the Oklahoma City Thunder in the finals.
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the think tank that always have you covered past. Very
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sad to hear that. The great and I don't use
that word loosely. Artist D'Angelo passed away last week. I
guess he was dealing privately with prostate cancer. Is just
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so sad. He was so young, fifty one years old,
and he was such a humongous fan of di'angelo, of
his music. Saw him perform a good amount of times,
maybe four or five times over the years. The last
time we saw him perform, my wife and I saw
him perform in twenty eleven. I believe it was twenty
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eleven in La was when his new record came out,
was about to come out, and he was excellent. He
was always excellent. I saw him perform at different events,
so him performing concert a few times, and love his music.
I've always loved d'angelo's music, and I got hipped to DiAngelo.
His manager, Dominic who also passed away a few years ago,
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who I've known, had told me about him a long
time ago, and like everybody, I just thought he was
just truly so gifted and so talented and so unique,
and he had all the elements and all of the
tools of the great soul R and B singers, funk
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performers from the sixties, seventies and eighties. He had the
sort of pain and vulnerability of Marvin Gay. He had
the voice and talent of Prince. He had the funk
of James Brown and Parliament Funkadelic, and he had all
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the skills, and he had hip hop and he was
like this R and B hip hop prince, you know,
like not like Prince the artist, like Prince. He was
a prince, you know. And when he came about, he
had like the swag and he looked cool, and he
always looked fucking cool. And what a shame, what a shame.
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I mean that Voodoo album. I had that shit on
Loop and Loop and lou I just loved all his records,
his last record, Black Messiah, and his first album, and
you know, his live stuff, and he could play the
piano and he just I mean, the girls would go nuts.
And D'Angelo almost became a prisoner of his sex symbolism
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after that Voodoo album and he was like it was
like I must have been the similar to when Teddy
pendergrass I mean, girls were like fainting like he he
was just incredible and obviously that how does it feel
the untitled video where you know he was, you know,
it was just him and it was just pure soul sexuality,
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just fucking just incredible charisma. He was awesome. D'Angelo was
awesome and what a loss. I was such a fan
of his music, and I remember the first time I
met D'Angelo was in Lax. I was in Lax at
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the Baggage Claim and I remember he was with his
friends and he was sitting down and I remember walking
past him. He was like, you know, like it was
like he was like a hood dude. Dangel was like
a hip hop dude. Like he was like a fucking
like you know, like he had that that edge about him,
even though he was a soul you know, R and
B singer. And I remember walking back he was fucking
looking at me and shit, and uh, his manager Dominic,
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who again I told you passed, he was with him
and then you know, we said what's up, and you know,
gave him five and shit like that. And you know,
I was a fan of his already. And then, like
I said, that second album became more of a fan
of his and funny story about D'Angelo. When I was
making the documentary Beach Trim's in Life a trip Coal
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Quest This Muce's been twenty ten or twenty eleven, Q
Tip from a Tripical Courts had called me and been like, Yo,
D wants to hit you. And I was like, who
Who's D. D Angel? He wants to call you? And
I was like, shit, give him my number. I thought
I was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was like, oh, you know because when we were
making that movie, you know, it was always friction me
and him and Q Tip and you know this, and
again basically fucking you know everything.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I was like, oh, maybe he don't like the
movie or he told him so I didn't fucking know.
And a couple hours later, I get a phone call
from an unknown number or a block number, and I
picked it up and said, Yo, it's D. And I
was like, huh. He's like, who's D D'Angelo? And I
was like, oh shit, was up man? How you doing? No?
Da da da da? And all he wanted to talk
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to me about was what I was saying about the Knicks,
what I was saying about the Lakers. Because I had
been on ESPN all the time doing the shows, and
I couldn't remember if he liked it or didn't like it,
but he liked it because he wanted to talk to
him about it. He didn't agree with me, or he
sort of agreed with me, but he he just liked
the shit talking. I couldn't remember if he liked to
take but he was a sports dude, which obviously I
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didn't know that because he never heard him talk about sports.
I never heard him talk about sports, and it reminded
me talking to ghost Face Killer, who again is ghost
Face Killer. Do yourself a favor, start a sports podcast
podcast where you talk about whatever you want. But ghost
Face Killer talking about sports is bugged out. I've seen
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him do it two times and it's wild because it's
ghost Face Killer. And it was similar to have that
conversation with DiAngelo, who. May his memory be a blessing
and obviously his music will be a blessing. And you know,
I'm sure his family and friends and all the fans
you know, will miss him dearly because he just was
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so incredible and so impactful and very sad. The passing
of di'angelo November fourth, twenty twenty five election specifically Election
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New York City, the Election to Save New York City,
November fourth, twenty twenty five. Early voting starts in a
few days October twenty fifth, which is a Saturday. I
don't know if I'm gonna vote on the fourth or
I'm gonna vote before that, but I am voting. I
hope you are all voting, and I hope you are
all voting for Cuomo. We're voting. Here is my unsolicited endorsement.
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We are voting for Andrew Cuomo. We're not voting for
Curtis Saliba. We're certainly not voting for Zoron the Moron
aka Dickstane Zoron Mundami aka Pig Dick Zoron Mundami aka
the Terrorist of Times Square aka the asshole of Astoria.
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We're not voting for zor On the Moron. We cannot
vote for Zoron the More, who thinks he won people.
November fourth is the election. We must vote Cuomo. My
unsolicited endorsement is for Cuomo. And I am not gonna
sit here and bullshit you and tell you it's perfect.
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We all know it's not perfect. We all know Cuomo
is not perfect. We certainly know that kung fu. Curtis
is far from perfect, but it's anybody but pig Dick
Dick Stain Zoron Mendami. Cuomo ain't perfect. We're going with Cuomo.
He will get the job done. I am scared shitless
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as you should be. Two of Zoron Mindami, and I'm
going to tell you something, Curtis Sliwa, It's time to
take the gloves off. And I'm saying this with as
much respect as I possibly can. Obviously, we know you
have dedicated your life to service in New York City
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with the Guardian Angels. YadA, YadA, YadA. We also know
you've been involved in some controversies yourself. I know Curtis
likes to talk that new He's a New York guy.
He likes to Curtis. We know you'd like to talk
that New York shit. And you're a true New York
and I'm never ever gonna take that away from you.
Curtis Sliwa, who kind of talks like this, but Curtis
Sleiew kung fu Curtis. I don't like some of your tweets.
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I don't like some of your anti Semitism. I don't
like some of your wife's anti Semitism. It's time to
drop out, Curtis Sliwa. If you do not drop out now,
if you do not drop out of this election, you
are gonna become even more disliked and disrespected than you
already are. Some people look at this as a non
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bipartisan issue. They're gonna vote for Kung Fu Curtis Sliwa
simply because he's a Republican on the ticket. Do not
do that. I am begging people, do not vote for
Curtis fucking Sliwa. He's not fit. Curtis where you need
to drop the fuck out respectfully. You're not gonna win.
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You know you're not gonna win. He's like, I don't
care what the Poles say. You know you're not gonna win.
You're not even gonna come in second place. Kung Fu
Curtis Sleewan, It's time to drop out. Yes, I met you,
I said on this podcast The Iron Rappaport Stereopilus. I
met Curtis. Couldn't be nicer. Everybody goes what a nice
guy is? Who gives a shit? This ain't a personality contest.
If you are gonna win, I'd vote for you. You
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ain't gonna win. You ain't gonna come in second. We're
voting for Cuomo. We're voting for Cuomo, who ain't perfect.
I wish we had other choices. I wish we had
a better choice. I wish we had a choice that
made everybody feel comfortable. But we don't. This is where
we are. We ain't never gonna be here again. We're
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never going to be here again. But Dick stain Zorn
Mndami cannot become mayor of this city. This is a
bullshit artist, smiley, angry, mean motherfucker, and as bad as
Dick daning Zora Madamie is, I think his wife is
even worse. I think behind every great terrorist loving man
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is an even greater, even stronger terrorist loving woman. Dick
ding Zora Madami's wife, she's nasty too. We have to
take this fucking guy down by any means necessary. First,
Kung Fu courtis Lee, drop the fuck out. Don't embarrass yourself.
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Don't become more disdained and disrespected by keeping yourself in
this election. In an election you know you're not gonna win.
And Zoran the moron with your bullshit promises, false hope
and fake fake, fake fucking smile. I have never smiled,
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Zora Madami. We don't support the zion the state. What's
so funny about that? Why wouldn't you talk about Israel
and how much you disdain Israel and how much you
disrespect Israel. You're always smiling about it. This is a
mean fuck with a fucking plastered on his face smile,
a giggly smiley, two bit snake oil salesman. There ain't
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no such thing as half way socialist. By the way,
the new Mob Deep album is dope. I listen to it.
It's very very very good. But Mob Deep, the great
Mob Deep Mobb they once said, ain't no such thing
as halfway crooks. There ain't no such thing as half
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way socialist. The only reason why Zoron the Moron dick
Stain Zoron Mundami is calling himself a democratic socialist is
because if he called himself a socialist socialist, he wouldn't
have gotten this far. The fact that he's even gotten
this far calling himself a democratic socialist is baffling. But
this is He's a full blooded terrorist, loving terrorist, sympathizing radical.
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Ji hottis dick rider socialist with false hope, false promises.
Nothing he says is going to come true. And also,
this motherfucker lives in a rent stabilized apartment. He's telling
us exactly what he wants to do. He's telling us
exactly how he feels. It's just a matter of us
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listening to him. Listen to the words that are coming
out of his placating, bullshit politician, smiling, fucking mouth. I
am telling you to listen to the words that are
coming out of this fucking guy's mouth. New York City
is already imperfect. I said it once, I'll say it again,
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And I do not like even mentioning this shit because
it's embarrassing that it happened in New York City. My
wife has been harrasmed. My wife is not no fucking
lase fair, you know, a little you know, like sunflower.
She's sweet as can be, but she's a tough fucking broad.
My wife has been proposed to by a homeless guy
on the train. Sounds oh that's funny. It's not fucking
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funny when it's happening. It's certainly not funny when it's
happening to your wife. And your wife is made to
feel uncomfortable when some drunk, almless guy gets down on
his fucking hands and knees on the train and starts
professing how beautiful she is and loving, and he's breathing
all on her and all that shit. That's light work, right,
that's just New York. New York's the greatest city in
the world. Okay, She had a fucking shoe thrown at
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her on Madison Avenue in Manhattan, broad daylight. She was
called the N word broad daylight, Midtown Manhattan. And she
was groped, touched, broad daylight in midtown Manhattan, on forty
seventh Street. This place is already fucked up. Women do
not feel comfortable in New York City. Women should not
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feel un comfortable in broad daylight, in money making Manhattan.
And they do. And this fucking guy wants to down
grade assaults, down grade third degree crimes. He's saying this,
This is part of what he's running on. He wants
to downgrade misdemeanors. When you put hands on your person.
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What happens if that's your wife, Zoran the more run,
what if your wife gets touched, groped, Assaults, shoplifting, all
the fucking crime in New York that is already here.
He wants to make it a slap on the wrist.
So you could touch somebody, physically assault somebody, steal shit
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and there's no ramifications for it. Why do you feel
bad for them? Do you relate to them? Somebody gets robbed, harassed,
or threatened in New York City and there's no ramifications.
This is supposed to be the greatest city in the
World's not a fucking free for all. Curtis, drop the
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fuck out. Don't embarrass yourself. Don't become more disdained, more disliked,
and more disrespected than you already are. November fourth, November fourth,
New York City. Show this motherfucker what we are all about.
Send this fucking giggly, smiley faced fuck packing. He thinks
he's got it in the bag. He doesn't know about
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the grit, the toughness, the heart of a New York
City comeback. He doesn't understand that he's not one of us.
He doesn't walk like us, he doesn't talk like us,
he doesn't think like us. November fourth, Early voting starts
October twenty fifth. That is my unsolicited endorsement of Culmo.
Let's fucking go and show this motherfucker. What New York
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is all about anyway, I'm done. Miles jordan Aki the
Bleach Brothers. Take me in with something in real life.
Take me in with something reliable. Most importantly, end this
puppy with something really really funky. I am rapp ort stereopogish.
Make sure you tell a friend who tell a friend
about the world's most disruptive pagasted. I am rapaport stereopogust.
Dick stain Zoron Mandami cannot become mayor of this city.
This is a bullshit artist, smiley, angry, mean motherfucker. And
as bad as Dick dane Zoramandamie is, I think his
wife is even worse. I think behind every great terrorist
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loving man as an even greater, even stronger terrorist loving woman.
Dick dang Zoramandami's wife, she's nasty too. We have to
take this fucking guy down by any means necessary. First,
kung Fu courtis Lee, drop the fuck out. Don't evenbearra
(00:42):
it's yourself. Don't become more disdained and disrespected by keeping
yourself in this election, in an election you know you're
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the NBA is starting tonight. The nb A twenty twenty
five twenty twenty six season is starting tonight, Tuesday, October
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twenty first. It is happening with the Houston Rockets versus
the defending champion Oklahoma City Thunder and the Golden State
Warriors versus the Lebron less Lakers, who is out for
a month with nerve damage in his back, possibly from
(05:53):
taking up golf this season. Are you fucking up your back,
Lebron James from trying to learn to play golf. I'll
bet you that motherfucker swing a club. The NBA is
and always will be fantastic. Injuries are always a part
of the game, and while we hope that everybody stays
healthy throughout this season, the rigors of a full season
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are a lot for these giant, ginormous men to handle.
And as I look across the league, with all of
the players that are healthy, I can tell you that
the floor has been raised. There are no New York
Jets in the NBA right now. There is no completely
shitty bottom pit team in the NBA. No disrespect to
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the Jets, no disrespect to Jordan Winter, of the Dust Brothers,
who is a diehard Jets fan. But a lot of
teams who were awful last season will be better this year.
Every game will be up for grabs from top to
bottom of the league. This may be the most competitive
NBA season ever. Yes, I said it. This might be
the most competitive season as ever. And as we know,
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Jason Tatum unfortunately, Damian Lillard, Kyrie Irving, Tyres Halliburton all
unfortunately tore their achilles late in the season last year.
And we will see when they return. And I'm wishing
all four of those guys speedy recoveries. Terrible to those
guys that went down with those terrible achilles injuries. But
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the Rockets, I've already lost Fred Van Skeet aka Fred
Van Fleet for the year, which opens up the door
for them to play Reed Shepherd, who I like that kid,
and they have a goon squad lineup on the floor
at all times. The Rockets are going to be a problem.
Kevin Durant just signed an extension for like, I don't know,
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fifty eight million dollars a year something crazy. But the
Rockets are going to be a problem even without Fred
Van Skeet, and I thought I was seeing something. I
thought I was like it was a figment of my imagination.
But Joelle Embiid, this is not a test. Joelle Embiid
played in a pre season game in the NBA which
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shocked me and shocked fans around the world. I hope
Joel could finally stay healthy. He looked like shit left.
He looks like he was on his last legs last season.
But he played in the preseason. Obviously, They're gonna watch
him and monitor him and keep him in ice bats
and hot bats and you know everything they need to
do to continue to trust the process. But Paul George
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Jared McCain can return. But the Sixers are a wild
card looming in the wide open Eastern Conference. Also in
these Scottie Barnes is back for the Raptors and is
joined by another perpetually injured All star, Brandon Ingram. The
Raptors are gonna be better. Jaalen Suggs is back for
the Magic, who have improved their roster top to bottom.
(08:55):
Do not sleep on the Orlando Magic. They are com ming.
No Diddy Jade and Ivy will make his return for
the Pistons in the next few weeks after a very
very brutal leg injury last season, if you remember. And
the Hornets are going to welcome back Brandon Miller, who
is a rising star who could put the ball in
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the bucket to pair with LaMelo Ball, who obviously we
want to see healthy. We want to see him playing hard.
And Grant Williams should also be back eventually, so the
Hornets should get a little better. Throwers were exciting with
LaMelo Ball. And speaking of LaMelo Ball, the Ball brothers,
the big Ball brother, the big baller A Lonzo is back.
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And I hope Lonzo Ball stays healthy with the Cleveland Cavaliers,
just because I want everybody to be healthy, and he's
going to if he could stay healthy, Yo, Lonzo Ball
is going to be a very very good pickup for
the Cavaliers again, if he could stay on the floor,
he will get a lot of minutes and he will
add a lot of assists to that of shooters that
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will see Darius Garland return one hundred percent after not
being right in the playoffs, if you could remember. Obviously,
the Cavaliers are going to be a problem led by
spider Man Spigety spider Man Donovan Mitchell does whatever he
can in the wild wild West of fan base that
should be most excited for the return from injuries is
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the New Orleans Pelicans. Slim down, some say ozempic Zion,
Ozempik Williamson, who's looking lean and mean on the yard,
defensive menace, Herbert Jones is back, Sadik Bay and eventually
Deontay Murray should be back. But hopefully those guys stay healthy.
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That's a fun, young, exciting team. Zion, what do you
want to do with your career? Man? Like, what do
you want to do with your career? Because it's getting
to that point like the kudas should have would have
been o Zion was this that and the third in
high school? And Zion was this that and the third.
If he could stay on the court and bop bap
bo bo bah, stay out of the bennet bar, Zion Williamson.
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That's all you gotta do. Stay away from the fucking bennets. Man,
you're making a kazillion dollars. Get yourself a chef, get
on a nice vegetable based diet, and get out there
and show people what you were made of. The Trailblazers
can get back. Jeremy Grant and Robert Williamson the third
and Dame Dolla will eventually be back. It's gonna take
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a while. That injury was tough, and Dame Dolla's getting older.
And the biggest return is literally the big Frenchman, Victor Webinyama,
who is now YO. They're saying that Victor Webinyama is
seven foot seven. I don't know if that's true or not.
The motherfucker's seven to seven. They look incredible. During the preseason,
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he was training with a keem the Dream, and the
Dream may have created a nightmare who poised to be
the MVP. And obviously want to keep Victor healthy by
any and all means necessary. And now I will get
into all of the impact players who have joined new
teams this season. There's new faces and new places. Jordan Clarkson,
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the Big Gamboo, has joined the Knicks and will absolutely
be a fan favorite. Jordan Clarkson is a New York nerderbacker.
Michael Porter Junior who Michael Porter Jr. I feel like
you were better when you were sort of a mystery man.
Because he's doing interviews in podcas you sound crazy. He's
joining the Nets. Anthony Simmons is with the Celtics, who
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are going to be suffering because of the aforementioned injury
to the Great Jason Tatum. Caris Lavertez with the Pistons.
Malik Beasley, who got off those charges, is still a
free agent. Isaaca Curls with the Bulls. Miles Turner, a
Mere Coffee Cole, Anthony Gary Harris are with the Bucks,
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and Amir Coffee was a sneaky good pickup for Milwaukee.
Chris stop porzingis tingus Pingus, Chris stop Porzingis, Nikail Walker
and Luke Kennard are all with the Hawks. The Hawks
have added size No Diddy and some shooting, and Colin
Sexton is also with the fourmented mentioned LaMelo ball Hornets.
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Norman Powell is with the Heat. CJ McCullum, Cam Whitmore
is with the Wizards. C J. Mccums still in the
fucking lead, and Desmond ban is with the Magic which
is another good pickup. The Cavaliers and the Pacers are
running their rosters back and in the West we have
new faces and new places. Al Whre for Big Al
Horford is with the Warriors. Chris Paul He's also in
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the fucking league still Bradley Beal, who I think is
going to be a very very big pickup. John Collins
and brook Low Lopez are all with the Clippers. Don't
sleep on Bradley Beal what he can do with the Clippers,
because I think everybody's sort of forgot about how good
he could be when he is uh fully engaged. DeAndre
Ayton Marcus Smart is with the Lakers. Remember when Marcus
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Smart was that guy. DeAndre Ayton and Marcus Smart with
the Lakers, that's those are good pickups. Jalen Green Dylan
Brooks are with the Sun. Dennis Shrewder the Black German,
and Russell Westbrook who just got picked up by the Kings.
D'Angelo Russell Caleb Martin is with the MAVs. Kevin Durant,
of course, is with the Houston rack Rockets and their goons.
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Dorian Finney Smith's also with the Rockets. Ty Jerome Contavious
Caldwell Pulp are both with the Grizzlies. Remember when everybody
thought the Grizzlies were gonna win a championship. I don't
think anybody's worried about those fucking head cases down there.
Jordan Poole, Kevin Looney are both with the Pelicans. Luke
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Cornett is with the Spurs, Cam Johnson, Bruce Brown, Val
Chunis and Tim Hardaway Junior is with the Nuggets. The
Nuggets are going to be a fucking problem again, obviously
with the Joker and those pickups. Nurkic and Kevin Love.
Kevin Love is still in the league. Also, Jesus, these
guys love playing basketball. God blessed him. They're both with
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the Jazz, and Drew Holliday is with the Trail Blazers.
The Timberwls the thunder have pretty much resigned their guys
and they are running it back top to bottom. And
we got some new players, obviously, some rookies. Obviously Cooper
Flagg with the Mavericks, who is probably unless he really
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shits the bed, is going to be Rookie of the
Year and he will be a big impact player on
an already good team. And Kannupple his teammate from Duke
and cal Brennan what's his name? Cal Brennan, Yeah, on
the Hornets the Jazz of Ace Bailey head Case. He's
a fucking head case. Walter Clayton Junior is also on
the Jazz as and the Wizards have that young kid
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Trey Johnson, and the Spurs are going to be an
improved team with Dylan Harper obviously, Victor Webin Yama, and
that entire roster is gonna be a good, young, fresh
team down in San Antonio. And Jeremy Fears of the
Pelicans is also a good rookie. But again, I think
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that it's Cooper Flagg's Rookie of the year to not win.
And the NBA is and always will be fantastic. It's
up to the Knicks to stay healthy and get to
the finals. I am predicting right now before tip off
the Knicks versus the Oklahoma City Thunder in the finals.
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the think tank that always have you covered past. Very
(17:36):
sad to hear that. The great and I don't use
that word loosely. Artist D'Angelo passed away last week. I
guess he was dealing privately with prostate cancer. Is just
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so sad. He was so young, fifty one years old,
and he was such a humongous fan of di'angelo, of
his music. Saw him perform a good amount of times,
maybe four or five times over the years. The last
time we saw him perform, my wife and I saw
him perform in twenty eleven. I believe it was twenty
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eleven in La was when his new record came out,
was about to come out, and he was excellent. He
was always excellent. I saw him perform at different events,
so him performing concert a few times, and love his music.
I've always loved d'angelo's music, and I got hipped to DiAngelo.
His manager, Dominic who also passed away a few years ago,
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who I've known, had told me about him a long
time ago, and like everybody, I just thought he was
just truly so gifted and so talented and so unique,
and he had all the elements and all of the
tools of the great soul R and B singers, funk
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performers from the sixties, seventies and eighties. He had the
sort of pain and vulnerability of Marvin Gay. He had
the voice and talent of Prince. He had the funk
of James Brown and Parliament Funkadelic, and he had all
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the skills, and he had hip hop and he was
like this R and B hip hop prince, you know,
like not like Prince the artist, like Prince. He was
a prince, you know. And when he came about, he
had like the swag and he looked cool, and he
always looked fucking cool. And what a shame, what a shame.
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I mean that Voodoo album. I had that shit on
Loop and Loop and lou I just loved all his records,
his last record, Black Messiah, and his first album, and
you know, his live stuff, and he could play the
piano and he just I mean, the girls would go nuts.
And D'Angelo almost became a prisoner of his sex symbolism
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after that Voodoo album and he was like it was
like I must have been the similar to when Teddy
pendergrass I mean, girls were like fainting like he he
was just incredible and obviously that how does it feel
the untitled video where you know he was, you know,
it was just him and it was just pure soul sexuality,
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just fucking just incredible charisma. He was awesome. D'Angelo was
awesome and what a loss. I was such a fan
of his music, and I remember the first time I
met D'Angelo was in Lax. I was in Lax at
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the Baggage Claim and I remember he was with his
friends and he was sitting down and I remember walking
past him. He was like, you know, like it was
like he was like a hood dude. Dangel was like
a hip hop dude. Like he was like a fucking
like you know, like he had that that edge about him,
even though he was a soul you know, R and
B singer. And I remember walking back he was fucking
looking at me and shit, and uh, his manager Dominic,
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who again I told you passed, he was with him
and then you know, we said what's up, and you know,
gave him five and shit like that. And you know,
I was a fan of his already. And then, like
I said, that second album became more of a fan
of his and funny story about D'Angelo. When I was
making the documentary Beach Trim's in Life a trip Coal
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Quest This Muce's been twenty ten or twenty eleven, Q
Tip from a Tripical Courts had called me and been like, Yo,
D wants to hit you. And I was like, who
Who's D. D Angel? He wants to call you? And
I was like, shit, give him my number. I thought
I was in trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was like, oh, you know because when we were
making that movie, you know, it was always friction me
and him and Q Tip and you know this, and
again basically fucking you know everything.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I was like, oh, maybe he don't like the
movie or he told him so I didn't fucking know.
And a couple hours later, I get a phone call
from an unknown number or a block number, and I
picked it up and said, Yo, it's D. And I
was like, huh. He's like, who's D D'Angelo? And I
was like, oh shit, was up man? How you doing? No?
Da da da da? And all he wanted to talk
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to me about was what I was saying about the Knicks,
what I was saying about the Lakers. Because I had
been on ESPN all the time doing the shows, and
I couldn't remember if he liked it or didn't like it,
but he liked it because he wanted to talk to
him about it. He didn't agree with me, or he
sort of agreed with me, but he he just liked
the shit talking. I couldn't remember if he liked to
take but he was a sports dude, which obviously I
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didn't know that because he never heard him talk about sports.
I never heard him talk about sports, and it reminded
me talking to ghost Face Killer, who again is ghost
Face Killer. Do yourself a favor, start a sports podcast
podcast where you talk about whatever you want. But ghost
Face Killer talking about sports is bugged out. I've seen
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him do it two times and it's wild because it's
ghost Face Killer. And it was similar to have that
conversation with DiAngelo, who. May his memory be a blessing
and obviously his music will be a blessing. And you know,
I'm sure his family and friends and all the fans
you know, will miss him dearly because he just was
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so incredible and so impactful and very sad. The passing
of di'angelo November fourth, twenty twenty five election specifically Election
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New York City, the Election to Save New York City,
November fourth, twenty twenty five. Early voting starts in a
few days October twenty fifth, which is a Saturday. I
don't know if I'm gonna vote on the fourth or
I'm gonna vote before that, but I am voting. I
hope you are all voting, and I hope you are
all voting for Cuomo. We're voting. Here is my unsolicited endorsement.
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We are voting for Andrew Cuomo. We're not voting for
Curtis Saliba. We're certainly not voting for Zoron the Moron
aka Dickstane Zoron Mundami aka Pig Dick Zoron Mundami aka
the Terrorist of Times Square aka the asshole of Astoria.
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We're not voting for zor On the Moron. We cannot
vote for Zoron the More, who thinks he won people.
November fourth is the election. We must vote Cuomo. My
unsolicited endorsement is for Cuomo. And I am not gonna
sit here and bullshit you and tell you it's perfect.
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We all know it's not perfect. We all know Cuomo
is not perfect. We certainly know that kung fu. Curtis
is far from perfect, but it's anybody but pig Dick
Dick Stain Zoron Mendami. Cuomo ain't perfect. We're going with Cuomo.
He will get the job done. I am scared shitless
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as you should be. Two of Zoron Mindami, and I'm
going to tell you something, Curtis Sliwa, It's time to
take the gloves off. And I'm saying this with as
much respect as I possibly can. Obviously, we know you
have dedicated your life to service in New York City
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with the Guardian Angels. YadA, YadA, YadA. We also know
you've been involved in some controversies yourself. I know Curtis
likes to talk that new He's a New York guy.
He likes to Curtis. We know you'd like to talk
that New York shit. And you're a true New York
and I'm never ever gonna take that away from you.
Curtis Sliwa, who kind of talks like this, but Curtis
Sleiew kung fu Curtis. I don't like some of your tweets.
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I don't like some of your anti Semitism. I don't
like some of your wife's anti Semitism. It's time to
drop out, Curtis Sliwa. If you do not drop out now,
if you do not drop out of this election, you
are gonna become even more disliked and disrespected than you
already are. Some people look at this as a non
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bipartisan issue. They're gonna vote for Kung Fu Curtis Sliwa
simply because he's a Republican on the ticket. Do not
do that. I am begging people, do not vote for
Curtis fucking Sliwa. He's not fit. Curtis where you need
to drop the fuck out respectfully. You're not gonna win.
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You know you're not gonna win. He's like, I don't
care what the Poles say. You know you're not gonna win.
You're not even gonna come in second place. Kung Fu
Curtis Sleewan, It's time to drop out. Yes, I met you,
I said on this podcast The Iron Rappaport Stereopilus. I
met Curtis. Couldn't be nicer. Everybody goes what a nice
guy is? Who gives a shit? This ain't a personality contest.
If you are gonna win, I'd vote for you. You
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ain't gonna win. You ain't gonna come in second. We're
voting for Cuomo. We're voting for Cuomo, who ain't perfect.
I wish we had other choices. I wish we had
a better choice. I wish we had a choice that
made everybody feel comfortable. But we don't. This is where
we are. We ain't never gonna be here again. We're
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never going to be here again. But Dick stain Zorn
Mndami cannot become mayor of this city. This is a
bullshit artist, smiley, angry, mean motherfucker, and as bad as
Dick daning Zora Madamie is, I think his wife is
even worse. I think behind every great terrorist loving man
(28:14):
is an even greater, even stronger terrorist loving woman. Dick
ding Zora Madami's wife, she's nasty too. We have to
take this fucking guy down by any means necessary. First,
Kung Fu courtis Lee, drop the fuck out. Don't embarrass yourself.
(28:35):
Don't become more disdained and disrespected by keeping yourself in
this election. In an election you know you're not gonna win.
And Zoran the moron with your bullshit promises, false hope
and fake fake, fake fucking smile. I have never smiled,
(28:56):
Zora Madami. We don't support the zion the state. What's
so funny about that? Why wouldn't you talk about Israel
and how much you disdain Israel and how much you
disrespect Israel. You're always smiling about it. This is a
mean fuck with a fucking plastered on his face smile,
a giggly smiley, two bit snake oil salesman. There ain't
(29:20):
no such thing as half way socialist. By the way,
the new Mob Deep album is dope. I listen to it.
It's very very very good. But Mob Deep, the great
Mob Deep Mobb they once said, ain't no such thing
as halfway crooks. There ain't no such thing as half
(29:42):
way socialist. The only reason why Zoron the Moron dick
Stain Zoron Mundami is calling himself a democratic socialist is
because if he called himself a socialist socialist, he wouldn't
have gotten this far. The fact that he's even gotten
this far calling himself a democratic socialist is baffling. But
this is He's a full blooded terrorist, loving terrorist, sympathizing radical.
(30:05):
Ji hottis dick rider socialist with false hope, false promises.
Nothing he says is going to come true. And also,
this motherfucker lives in a rent stabilized apartment. He's telling
us exactly what he wants to do. He's telling us
exactly how he feels. It's just a matter of us
(30:28):
listening to him. Listen to the words that are coming
out of his placating, bullshit politician, smiling, fucking mouth. I
am telling you to listen to the words that are
coming out of this fucking guy's mouth. New York City
is already imperfect. I said it once, I'll say it again,
(30:52):
And I do not like even mentioning this shit because
it's embarrassing that it happened in New York City. My
wife has been harrasmed. My wife is not no fucking
lase fair, you know, a little you know, like sunflower.
She's sweet as can be, but she's a tough fucking broad.
My wife has been proposed to by a homeless guy
on the train. Sounds oh that's funny. It's not fucking
(31:15):
funny when it's happening. It's certainly not funny when it's
happening to your wife. And your wife is made to
feel uncomfortable when some drunk, almless guy gets down on
his fucking hands and knees on the train and starts
professing how beautiful she is and loving, and he's breathing
all on her and all that shit. That's light work, right,
that's just New York. New York's the greatest city in
the world. Okay, She had a fucking shoe thrown at
(31:36):
her on Madison Avenue in Manhattan, broad daylight. She was
called the N word broad daylight, Midtown Manhattan. And she
was groped, touched, broad daylight in midtown Manhattan, on forty
seventh Street. This place is already fucked up. Women do
not feel comfortable in New York City. Women should not
(31:59):
feel un comfortable in broad daylight, in money making Manhattan.
And they do. And this fucking guy wants to down
grade assaults, down grade third degree crimes. He's saying this,
This is part of what he's running on. He wants
to downgrade misdemeanors. When you put hands on your person.
(32:23):
What happens if that's your wife, Zoran the more run,
what if your wife gets touched, groped, Assaults, shoplifting, all
the fucking crime in New York that is already here.
He wants to make it a slap on the wrist.
So you could touch somebody, physically assault somebody, steal shit
(32:44):
and there's no ramifications for it. Why do you feel
bad for them? Do you relate to them? Somebody gets robbed, harassed,
or threatened in New York City and there's no ramifications.
This is supposed to be the greatest city in the
World's not a fucking free for all. Curtis, drop the
(33:05):
fuck out. Don't embarrass yourself. Don't become more disdained, more disliked,
and more disrespected than you already are. November fourth, November fourth,
New York City. Show this motherfucker what we are all about.
Send this fucking giggly, smiley faced fuck packing. He thinks
he's got it in the bag. He doesn't know about
(33:27):
the grit, the toughness, the heart of a New York
City comeback. He doesn't understand that he's not one of us.
He doesn't walk like us, he doesn't talk like us,
he doesn't think like us. November fourth, Early voting starts
October twenty fifth. That is my unsolicited endorsement of Culmo.
Let's fucking go and show this motherfucker. What New York
(33:50):
is all about anyway, I'm done. Miles jordan Aki the
Bleach Brothers. Take me in with something in real life.
Take me in with something reliable. Most importantly, end this
puppy with something really really funky. I am rapp ort stereopogish.
Make sure you tell a friend who tell a friend
about the world's most disruptive pagasted. I am rapaport stereopogust.
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