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Hope everybody's feeling good. Hope everybody's feeling safe. Hope everybody
is feeling saying the I Am Rapp Report Stereo podcast
coming live and direct from New York in l a
cross country podcast. Uh. This is the second podcast of
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the week, and as we declared two weeks ago, the
part time halftime sometime co host of the Iron Wrap
Reports Stereo podcast, officially as now, Dean Collins, Deuced Pacino
a k a. The Young Shooter is Intucasa, all the
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way from Los Angeles, California, wearing his brand new Los
Angeles Dodgers hat, which you can't see but you can
imagine looks as dumb as you might think. Anyway, Dean
Collins a k. The Deuce, deucee Peccino, How are you,
my friend? And I'm doing good man, I'm doing good,
I mean better. Question is how are you doing? How
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are you doing? I am doing really well. This week. Uh,
if you guys didn't listen to last podcast, you definitely should.
I was in the hospital for five days with a pneumonia,
but that was now when almost five days ago. So
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I've been out, feeling good. Still on antibiotics, one more
day of antibiotics, been off the oxygen for the most part,
been out and about started doing some workouts. Worked out
this morning, broke a sweat. Appetite is good. Haven't had
any setbacks, only had steps forward in the right direction. Um,
(03:20):
feeling really good. Been a lot of controversy over my
potentially toxic fecal matter, which I broke down in very
great detail in the Last Night and Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Um,
but to answer your question, I am feeling really good,
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feeling really optimistic, and you know, as shitty as the
experience was in the hospital, I did learn a lot
and compared to a lot of the things a lot
of people have dealt with a lot of things that
people are dealing with family members, friends. UM, I can't complain,
but I do. Yep, I can't complain but I do.
(04:04):
But I'm feeling really good. Thanks for asking. How do
I sound? How do I look? Well? I have to say, man,
like just being totally honest with you. You know, before
we knew that you had pneumonia, before you were diagnosed
with that. I'd say about a couple of weeks ago,
maybe a week and a half ago, when we were
doing the podcast and I didn't want to say anything
to you, but I could tell something was off, something
(04:24):
looked off about you. Your face. Um. You know, like
Robert Durst from The Jinks how he had those black eyes,
He's kind of like we call them dead eyes. It
wasn't really anything behind those eyes. You kind of had
a similar thing where I don't know what it was
about your eyes. It just it looked lifeless. It didn't
look like anyone was home. Uh, you looked a little gaunt,
very skinny. But I'm I'm happy to say, why are
(04:48):
you saying that now? Well, because now I'm looking at
you and the life is back, the eyes are back,
you have color in your face again. You look so good.
You've you've gained a little bit of your weight back,
which is good. But uh, you know, I know you
could take that as a complimentary It's not an insult.
I'm just saying. But but why wouldn't you say something
then like, yo, you don't look good, because he didn't
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mention that. I didn't want to say, Yo, you know
you got dead eyes, you don't look right. Um, everything good, anybody,
Why would you not say that I actually been walking
around spooking people out, looking like ship on the streets.
It was just something that you You couldn't do anything
about it, you know what I mean, Like I could
give you that critique, that constructive criticism, but you wouldn't
be able to do anything about that. It's just a
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look that you had. But that's in the past. We're
happy that you you look you had pneumonia. That's the
That's the other thing. When we were doing the podcast,
you know, you didn't look quite right. There was something
a little off, and you even told me. I'd say
every day, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?
You to go? You know fifty fifty? I gotta be honest,
not great. And you never you don't complain about health stuff.
(05:51):
I've noticed that about you. You're you're not one to
be super vocal about if you're not feeling that great.
And um, anyway, you really made on your your bitch man.
You went to the hospital. You got diagnosed with pneumonia
and it didn't get you down. It's totally treatable. My
dad has had it before. It was horrible. Everyone talks
about how horrible it is. But you made pneumonia your bitch,
(06:13):
You're out of there, And I have to say, you're
in a similar situation. Is my cat man. I don't
want to compare a human being to a cat. But
as you remember, Pablo had a very scary circumstance where
he had to go to the hospital. He was on oxygen.
They had to, uh, what does it call what when
you're dismissed from the hospital. What's that word? Um? Discharge? Discharge.
(06:34):
They had to discharge him because he was he was
being an asshole to the staff. And I feel like
you had a similar kind of a thing where it
was like the staff that had enough you I had.
I had enough of just one staff person, the nurse Kara,
who thanks for all the support, everybody who said team
rapp report over nurse cart because Nurse Carrot was a
fucking asshole. Um, I had one one person goes, you
(06:56):
shouldn't call a nurse an asshole or a bitch, and
I was like, I called this person an asshole on
a bitch, Like as far as I'm concerned, Like I said,
she shouldn't be working at a fucking bodega. Like when
you go into bodega, they don't say what's up. When
you walk into bodega, they might not say anything to you.
I'd rather you say nothing when you come in the room.
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Then come in my room at five in the morning
and say what's up. You don't throw a blanket on
a sick patient. You tuck the fucking patient in the
fucking bed. What what are you looking for? What did
you want her to say? Mr? Rabbitfoor, Is there anything
that I can help you with this morning? Do you
need something? Michael? Yeah? What are you okay? You don't
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come in at five in the morning or five PM
or ten to five or quarter to five or fifteen
after five. You never say what's up. You're a nurse.
We're not in fucking This isn't the fucking cafeteria, bitch,
you're not serving me fucking I mean, you don't even
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say that. Like on the lunch line in the seventh
grade public school, you don't say what's up? Those are
like fighting words. What's up? That's like, what are we
gonna do. What are you trying to do now? I
The only thing I regret is that when she said that,
I didn't pull my pants down and ship the bed
because she would have had to been the one cleaning it,
and that would have been a lesson learned, Like okay,
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you want you want to talk to a patient this way,
a sickly patient. Okay, Now now I shipped the bed.
Now we got to go through the whole thing and
check to see do I have toxic fecal matter? You
have to clean the bed. You know, God only knows
what kind of procedures you have to go through when
a patient ships the bed. And I don't mind like
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some people like, well, you wouldn't want people say, oh,
Michael Reports. I'd be like eight the first time, right,
this ain't this. I ain't knew to this. I'm true
to this. Like people would be like, oh, you didn't
ship the bed. People will be more surprised with that.
But as soon as she said what's up, I should
have said, this pile of ship in the bed at
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five in the morning, that's what's cracking. That's what's pop Alpin.
You would have been on that amber, heard, bro, you
would you and Amber Heard would have been on that
same page problem I would have say, and I would
have went right in front of the court, and I
would in front of the I said, she made me
feel so uncomfortable and so less than and so uh
not taking care of that. I was scared and that's
(09:25):
why I shot the bed, your honor. And I would
have looked her in the face. I would have gayl King.
I would have on the GAYL King interview all that,
Anderson Cooper, whoever wanted to talk to me, Mario Lopez,
I would have stuck to my guns and be like,
she made me feel unsafe, and when I'm unsafe, I
shipped the bed. That's how I gets down. So this
is just not a pleasant woman who happens to be
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a nurse. This is has nothing to do with being
a nurse. She's just and somebody was like it was
she hot? Know you, When you have that kind of attitude,
you better look like Cindy Crawford and her fucking prime
to be hot. Like this bitch was not hot, She
wasn't cool, she wasn't warm. I think she had like
dyed hair. Fuck that lady. All right, well look you're
(10:08):
here and can I ask you about that toxic fecal matter,
because in my eyes, I feel like all fecal matter
is toxic. And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
When I take a ship and and I've had like
big chill frozen yogurt and gummy bears and gummy worms
in the next day, I take that ship. That's toxic,
my friend, And those are horrible fumes coming out of there. Yeah,
(10:30):
why are you putting labels on my fecal matter? I'm
already down, I already feel bad, I already feel you know,
I'm already upset, already feel demoralized. That I mean, and
now you're telling me that at fifty two I may
or may not have toxic fecal manner. It's like, I
don't add insult to injury. I to you sit. Do
you have diarrhea? Full disclosure? Yeah, I had diarrhea. I
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was fucked up in there, had pneumonia. What do you
want a beautiful stool? Do you expect a nice, gorgeous,
you know, pick tresque stool? So what are you giving them?
You given him give him a snake? Are you give
him a boulder? What what are we dropping in there
when when you got diarrhea, you've got diarrhea. You're on
that diarrhea now. But you talking about now that is
(11:13):
emasculating for them to have to and they make a
big deal about it. Then everybody's got to come in
the in the hazmat suits. And you know they had
a sign outside my door you must wear a hass Yeah. Man,
it was a whole fucking thing. Jesus joke joke over here.
I fucking hear you. Man. Well, I'm just glad you're
out of there. Like I said, you look a lot better.
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I think it's I think if the oxygen is helping,
there's nothing wrong with you know, using that. But your
doctors are looking after you, and we're all just happy
you're fucking here. We should be asking you. I hope
everybody's feeling safe saying you got you gotta stop asking
those questions. We need the people to start asking you
these things. No one's asking Michael, how is he feeling?
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Big loss? In the the Hollywood community. Actor giant Jimmy
Cohn James Cohn, who's most famous obviously for playing Sonny
cor Leone Santino cor Leone in the Godfather. Of course,
he was in Thief, great movie, Misery, Elf. So many
(12:31):
great performances throughout the years. Iconic actor, um, iconic personality,
magical stick man, A fantastic stick man who I think dealt.
I think I think dealt with some personal demons. He
was living at the at the Playboy Man. Know I
spoke to I didn't talk to him today, but I
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know he was a very very close family friend of
the Heffner's. The Heffner family was always at the Playboy mansion,
and he was there during the Evani's in the eighties.
A great underrated, underappreciated stickman, A fantastic Coxman and a
jew That is what a package. A great Coxman, a
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great stigment he had, of course that beautiful curly here
he had those great shoulders which were on displaying the Godfather.
And you know, obviously, um, you know, I feel like
he's a little bit you know, we we sort of
forget about James Comban. I'll tell you something. When I
was a young actor twe twenty two, you know, exploring
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all the actors, Gene Hackman, Robert de Niro, Jack Nicholson,
Dustin Hoffman, al Pacino, Robert Daval, Paul Newman, Marlon Brando,
and I was deep into my my godfather, Godfather three
was getting ready to come out, and I must have
been about twenty two. But when I didn't know James
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Conn was Jewish. When I found out James Conn was Jewish,
I was so inspired. I was so excited because I
knew Dustin Hoffman was Jewish, but he played and he
he felt Jewish, but all these other guys were non Jews,
Jimmy Cohn with that machismo, that Harry Chance, that tough
guy persona that he had in displaying and all his
(14:17):
roles roller Ball. When I found out he was Jewish,
it was such an inspiration to me because I was
trying to find my mark and and find my someone
I could relate to, and uh, you know, just Jimmy
con was just you know, he wasn't an actor with
a lot of bells and whistles like a Pacino, like
a DeNiro, even like a Dustin Hoffman. It was him.
It was his emotions. He didn't do heavy character work.
(14:41):
It was him. It was his vulnerability, it was his toughness,
it was his machismo, it was his charisma and and
all those performances. Obviously, the last really great performance he
gave was Elf iconic film. Uh that will live on
forever and a big loss, a big loss for a
star and an actor who is from a generation that's
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you know, they're going. These guys are going. Jimmy con
was eighty two. You know those people that I just mentioned,
you know, these are all older gentlemen. These are all guys,
older guys. And you know, he came from a time
when Hollywood was different. Um and like I said, you know,
the kind of actor that he was, it wasn't you know,
it wasn't accents, it wasn't you know, displays, it wasn't
(15:25):
you know, walks. It was him. He was the instrument
and he used his instrument everything Misery, great fucking film,
excellent fucking film. I mean, great fucking film. And and
you know he did a lot of films that weren't great,
but he did so many things that were excellent. And
he always resonated, you know, and like I said, had
that great look, dark haired, jew a look, and you know,
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he was a tough guy. It was a character. You know,
from everything everybody says he was a character. Who's you know,
a funny guy. You know, he sort of was what
he was. There wasn't any mystery. He wasn't a mumbler.
He wasn't shy, like the great Patino, like the great
Robert you know, like he would talk, he would talk
sh it, he would break balls. And Jimmy Cohn, you know,
one of a kind, one of the great movie stars
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from the seventies, eighties and on, and like I said,
you know, one of the original last uh you know,
Jewish tough guy actors that ever did it so a big, big,
big loss for Hollywood and for fans, for Godfather fans,
for movie fans. The great Jimmy con James Con passed away. Man.
Did you ever work with him anything? Never worked with him?
(16:31):
Did you remember him? I ran into him a couple
of times. I saw him, but I never really had
any exchanges with him. You know, I saw him out
a couple of times throughout the years. You know, obviously
his son, Scott Con. Everybody knows Scott Con, uh you know,
from Entourage and a bunch of other stuff. I know
his son a little bit, but you know, I always
always just appreciated him and fucking you know, his fucking
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Sonny Corleone, and we were just talking about him in
the offer, you know, the timing of that with like
the offer and the guy because you know, but now
my parents actually met him years back and at a
family friend's house and all that, and everyone who's met
that guy, James conn they all said the same thing
was that he was the nicest person. I mean, my
parents said he was such a nice guy. The Hefner
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family have had the nicest things to say about him.
But I mean, he was a real fucking man's man.
But like you said, he was really cut from that
cloth of that older generation of those Roberts, like Robert Duvall,
Marlon Brando and all those guys. But I was looking
at a photo of of The Godfather and just seeing
al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Scott con and who was the
(17:36):
who plays Fredo, Um, John Carrava, Jozell, John Gazelle. I
was looking at him, and I didn't know about his
whole thing either, and how young he died, and that
he was only in five movies, but all five of
those movies were nominated for Best Picture, Like he was
on in The Deer Hunter, Dog Day Afternoon Godfather, Godfather
(17:57):
Part two, whatever, but revered vere al Pacino said he
was considered one of the greatest. He just he just
didn't live long. But I was seeing a photo of
all those guys. It's like Marlon Brando, that guy, James Cohn,
like they really are all kind of dropping, you know,
they're older guys. And but Misery and The Godfather and Elf.
I mean, I'll probably watch Misery tonight. I mean that
(18:18):
movie is so fucking good and so good, and like
you said, like he didn't he didn't really have to
do much, like you know, he there wasn't bells and whistles,
even an Elf like he's just he's so great, but
he's just like he's just himself. He was great, But
he was great. It's a sad time, you know, because
those movies are never gonna make movies like that. Again.
(18:39):
There's never gonna be movie stars that have a sort
of mystery around them. Um, there's never gonna be that
sort of mystique and freshness. And even the way those
guys that you just mentioned look, it's like you don't
have big time funt center movie stars that look like
(19:00):
those guys. You know, they're all look like the guy
from Thor or Ryan Gosling or you know who's masculine.
But you know they all you know, fucking Timothy Shamalay
and you know Miles Teller has that look. You know,
he has that vibe about him. But it's just it's
it's just a different time and you know, a different
kind of actor and a different way to become a star.
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And um, you know, not that these guys aren't talented,
because all those guys I just mentioned, the young guys
through all talent. It's just sad that uh you know
that that's going you know, and you know the other
ones are gonna go at some point too, and that
those are gonna thos gonna be devastating men. Like you know,
those guys are like they're older, man, I mean they're
and they mean a lot to a lot of people.
(19:44):
I mean auckers like they're like they mean like just
to me, Like those motherfucker's mean a lot to me.
Like I got a lot from those guys. I still
get a lot from those guys that gets they're all
in their eighties. I know, I know, I'm man, time
is flying. It's fucking crazy. But that was a big
loss today. Um, have you watched anything? What what's going
(20:08):
on over there? Well? I watched this documentary I mentioned
the other day on the podcast, which I did fifty
five minutes alone. Uh. Some people have said, Mike Grab,
some of the podcasts are too short, and I said
it once. I've said it many times. Listen, We're not
here to to long dick you. We're not here to
Olympic fuck you. I'm here to give you the best
(20:28):
of the best and keep it moving and keep it bouncing.
In my opinion, the perfect podcast length is somewhere between
like thirty eight and forty five minutes. If it's fifty
five minutes, great, If it's an hour and ten minutes, great,
But we're we're not here to power dicky. I'm not
here to keep you for three hours. I don't have
three hours to podcast. I don't have three hours to
(20:48):
listen to the next man's podcast. I don't care if
it's Kanye West, Okay, who the funk it is. I
don't have that much time to give. I don't have
that much time to podcast, and I'd rather it be
you know, the best, the forty five minutes or like
the other day, fantastic fifty five minutes solo out of
the hospital with the antibiotics. And it's impressive that that's
(21:09):
can't stop, won't stop mentality. That's a mombash it. Yeah,
you know, it's like, I know you guys are teasing
and stuff like that, but it's like, I'm never here
to fucking con you. I'm not here to a longate.
I'm not here to stretch for the sense of stretch
and be like yo, I did it for an hour
to funk all that. I respect your time, I respect
my time. I'm a professional podcaster. And like I said,
(21:31):
if it's I hate it and quit it. I hate
it and quit it. If you know, if it's a
nice you know, afternoon delay, it's an afternoon delay. But
I'm not here to play games with you. The young
shooters not here to play games. And he's got a hat,
but they can I ask you about that. Sorry to
bring that up, but like you were mentioning about my
hat and how you can't see it, and then you
said it looks like ship. I'm just wondering, like what
(21:53):
about it that it's not really fitting? Right? I mean,
what about your hat? Yeah? What what are you not
crazy about it? Does. It's like the hat. The hat
looks like shit because number one, it's too big. Okay,
the hat's too big. Number Two, the hat looks like
ship because it's too clean. Okay, I can throw it
around in some dirt or put it on my mattress.
(22:15):
The hat looks like ship too, because it's not bent
enough like it it doesn't. I tried to bend it.
I tried. I tried to, you know how, like how
like baseball players wrap their glove in the middle of
that night put it into the mattress. I tried to
do that. And and just the hat looks like ship
just because it's like it just looks like ship. You
look like Cobby Brady or something like. It kind of
look goodby it just doesn't look like it doesn't look bad.
(22:37):
But it's like, also, like, are you trying to look fourteen?
I would agree with that. And I'm going to tell
you something kind of funked up about this happen because
for people who can't see it, it's kind of like
a vintage throwback hat. I got this hat on Etsy
and it's got like a vintage Dodgers logo, so it's
kind of like, oh, is it from the seventies. Is
it from a couple of weeks? You know, it doesn't
look from the seventies because it looks like brit No,
(22:58):
it doesn't look if it looks like if it's from
the seventies and it wouldn't have that clean. Hey, I
just got my new you know what it looks like. Hey,
I just got my new cap. Guys, you want to
go play catch? I'm taking the hat off. I'm not.
I'm keeping on because that's what it looks like. It's like, hey,
guys from the sand lot, Like, hey, guys, you want
to go play catch? Yeah, I don't need that's hey,
(23:18):
bring you back guys. No, that's not the vibe I'm
going for. I thought I was going for, like, oh,
look at this hipster, handsome kind of guy with the hat,
and like, oh he doesn't. I mean, I think one
of your best assets, if you really need me to
like indulges your hair, thank you, And then when you
put that big, oversized, stupid looking hat on, it covers
up one of your best assets. I'm gonna I actually
(23:39):
really appreciate you you saying that, So I'm gonna turn
it backwards. Let's see how it looks backwards. I think
that looks better than forwards. Well, I do appreciate you
saying that, let's not we don't have to dive into
the whole hat thing, but um well we dove into it. Okay.
(23:59):
Well it's and a Dodgers hat, And like the worst
part about it was before I got here, I had
to research who's on the team, because you can't just
get a hat like as because I'm not a sports guy.
I like the Dodgers. I'm from l A. But I
had to fucking look up online, like who's the starting
lineup for the Dodgers right now? Whose second base? Who
shorts up? Because every time I wear a fucking hat,
it gives people It's an invitation. It's an invitation to start. No,
(24:22):
I'm not. That's to tell you why I got the
fucking hat me neither. You know, I wear my Yankee
hat all the time for sun protection and to keep
people out of my face, and it does neither. What
it does is it's an invitation. Hey do they win
the game? Listen? Or hey, how do you think Aaron
(24:42):
Judge is hitting? And I'm I tell him, I know nothing.
I I know who that is. I don't know how
he's hitting. I don't watch the games. I'm not a
baseball guy. And then of course you say I'm not
a Basically, they go, why are you wearing the hat?
Now we're in a conversation that I don't want to
be in. I hate people like that. Man, leave me
the fuck a own. I hate those kinds of people
who stop you and ask you about your fucking hat.
(25:04):
I just I ordered the hat. I like the hat,
don't It's not an invitation to talk to me about it.
Should I put a piece of duct tape over the logo?
That could be good to like a black blasking, just
black duct tape. And because you know, then I got
hats from like I had a Chicago White Sox hat,
and then everybody like, yo, you're from New York, while
you got Chicagogo pacats. And then I always like the
(25:25):
Pittsburgh Pirates logo because of me too. But if you
put that on, you're gonna be tortured. You're gonna be tortured.
I could be like, oh, I love Public Enemy. Oh
I thought you liked the part. No, I actually no,
I like Chuck D. I like fucking Chuck D. I
like public enemy. That's why I have the hat on.
(25:46):
Is that enough? Can I go? I just got out
of the hospital. The best picture of you is with
all the ship that you talk about, the nets and everything,
the best picture is you in the stands, not looking
at the camera, just head to toe and next gear hat,
the nets, shirt, the jersey and people always say this,
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you question mark. I love it, love it. And you know,
the nets are so down in the ship hole right now,
and it's so great to see that people aren't bending
over backwards to trade Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, and
I just love that this might go on for a while.
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Last time I made a prediction, I was wrong, But
I just I hope that Kevin Durant winds up in Toronto.
I was gonna ask you about that, like, what's your
whole take on this? Like he wants to be traded.
He wants to be traded, and this is my take. Now.
A lot of people thought Kevin Durant was sick and
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tired of Kyrie Irving's bullshit. So Kevin Durant was like,
I want to leave the nets. That's not the case.
Kevin Ran and Kyrie Irving are offended that the Nets
didn't give Kyrie Irving the contract that he wanted. So
now they're both leaving the Nets to spite the Nets,
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to spite the borough of Brooklyn. They are so dumb,
and you've got guys like Draymond Green monologueing on his
podcast about, Oh, people don't accept it's a business and
people make business decisions. I accept that it's a business
and it's a business decision, and you have to accept,
Draymond Green that a lot of people make terrible business
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decisions day after day. So yeah, it's a business, but
you could also make fucked up bad business decisions, even
for yourself. So these two were like the Nuts didn't
give him a boy the contract he wanted, funk the Nets.
So now you're gonna both not play with each other,
go to separate teams, start from scratch, continue to astric
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your legacy, have more fans, not like you spread yourself.
Then let the next man hit it because basically, each
time you go to a new team, it's new dick.
That whole team is fucking you, right, It's like prison.
So yeah, so you're going to wherever you're going, Phoenix,
l A. So the next man is hitting that ass
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they're gonna wear that puts the out real nice or
real tight. And even if you win a championship, that
pussy's worn out real nice and real proper. But how
do you know for a fact that Durant is leaving
because so Durant is leaving because of Kyrie. That's why
I think they're they're both leaving because of the Nets.
In their mind, the Nets disrespected them, but them okay,
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got you. But now that like New York is probably
like funck both of these guys, right, I hope to
god that New York doesn't give either one of them
to benefit of doubt, because I am telling you, if
you look at their track record, they don't give a
funk about where they're playing. They don't give a funk
about where they're playing. And again it is a bit.
It's not like they're fans. They're not walking around with
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stupid you know hats like you have on there there.
It is a business decision, but at the end of
the day, I think they're making an improper business decision.
But so what are they just ring chasing? Are they
just like ringing chasing little sensitive little babies? And you know, inevitably.
I don't think it's gonna work out, because I don't
think if if Kyrie goes to the Lakers or if
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Kevin Durant goes anywhere, neither one of them were winning
a championship next year. And that's Karma, that's Moses Malone,
that's Bill Walton, that's Larry Bird, that's Alan Iverson, that's
Patrick Ewing, that's fucking the ghost of every single NBA
player alive and dead, saying it doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that. When the going gets tough,
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you don't leave your little bitch ass ho you period, Well,
is it a thing where you can request to be
traded and be public like that? And then the team
is like, no, we're not fucking stand right here. Yeah,
And then if they decide not to play, because they
could say, well, we're not playing, and then they could
start finding then it gets real ugly. But teams are like, yeah,
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we're not We're not gonna trade for Kevin Durant and
not like the nets are like, first of all, you
want to get traded, fine, you're Kevin Durant, we need
a lot for you. You're valuable, and other teams are like, well,
we're not gonna fucking decimate our team. It's great to
have Kevin Durant, but what good is it having Kevin
Durant if we have no other good players? So let's say,
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you know, we give you our three best players and
you come to let's just say, I'm just throwing it
out there. Let's just say they go to the Toronto Raptors,
they give the three best players and you have Kevin Durant.
You can't win a championship just with Kevin Durant. So
and the nets are like, you know, we're not giving
away Kevin Durant for nothing. We know his value, So
(30:50):
funk them. I hope it's long. I hope it's arduous.
I hope it's frustrating. I hope they realized that, uh,
you know that their commodities. You're not ownership your commod
these just like everybody else. You're a working man. You're
a working stiff for thirty seven million and forty four
million dollars, just like everybody else. You don't run the teams,
you don't own the teams, you don't manage the teams,
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you don't coach the teams. You're a fucking your player.
You're a great piece of property on the monopoly board,
A great piece, a great piece. But you're a fucking
piece of property on a monopoly board, just like I'm
a piece of property. So oh you call a black man. Listen,
I'm a piece of property. I go to work as
an actor. I'm a piece of property. So what is
it would you consider? Like Durant and Kyrie are like
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Boardwalk and park Place on the monopoly board? Are are they?
On the blue? I would say Durant this park Place?
Guy rees boardwalk? Boardwalk. Kyrie is not. Kyrie is a
boardwalk talent. But I don't have the monopoly board in
front of me. He ate park Place, right, You're more
like North Carolina Kyrie. Let's leave Durant for Boardwalk. But
I saw you go in on Durant on Twitter, and
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you know, I know that you guys haven't spoke since
the infamous beef over the d M s and everything,
And I know the last that he left it was like,
I'm not speaking to you anymore. You do you, I'll
do me kind of a thing. With all this stuff
you're going in on him. You're talking. I love it too,
don't get me wrong. I love it too. I do
you know. I'm not gonna lie. I wish we were
still friends with the guy, but if this is what
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we gotta do, I'll be there and I got your back.
Are you a wartime concilia or not? Am I a
wartime consililiair? What is that? Am I a wartime counts
canceling air? Do you are counselor or not? And my
wartime counselor? Are you Tom Hagan or not? Who's Tom Hagen?
Are you? Are you gonna get yourself in trouble here, buddy?
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I think what you're trying, You're gonna get yourself. You're
gonna get yourself in trouble here, Tom Hagen, You're gonna
get yourself in trouble here. Once again? Listen, man, I mean,
but you have to realize, like I'm twenty years you're
Are you a wartime conciliaire or not? Yes or no?
I would have to say yes if you're thinking like
I will be in those inches with you, brother. I'll
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have the fucking the machine guns ready. We're fighting that fight.
But if something goes awry, you better But this fun himself.
He did this to his fucking self. But what do
you think the reason is now? I know that he
was fine is weak. I think he's fucking weak minded.
I think he's sensitive. I don't think he's the leader.
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I think he's a basketball player that just wants to
play basketball. I think he wants the easy road to
the championship. And I think his mind is clouded. And
I think he's got bad people helping him make bad
decisions around him. I think he needs a new wartime concilia.
I agree with you. I think the goons that he
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has around him or fucking bozos. And I just want
to know, why do you think that he's not answering you,
fucking with you and he's so sensitive about it. We
don't want any fucking problem. Is that what it is?
He doesn't want to mean I wouldn't want any problems
after that whole fucking thing. That thing was a fucking mess.
He's probably just like this guy's nuts. I like I
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could go out. I think that's what it is. Good
fuck them, fuck them, fuck them podcast. Yeah, I haven't
(34:27):
been watching too much ship. I have been swiping a
lot on Tinder. I am sucking with some people on
Instagram and Tinder, but I'm not gonna lie. My social
anxiety has been kind of through the roof. And what
does that mean? I don't know. It's just like when
you're cooped up for for this long with the pandemic
and not really you know, nothing's really back to normal.
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I mean it is in a way, but like I
don't know the cool bars in l A. I don't
know like where to go these days. I'm not really
like fucking partying and ship and so once you lose that,
it's like I'm kind of got this anxiety a little bit,
but I am talking to certain people and this and that.
What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, I'm
talking to this girl on Tinder and totally my type
really cute? Great? Does that mean my type? My type?
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Just like my type is like I would your type.
We would say my type is like shorter girls, blue eyes,
black or dark brown hair, and like I loved I
just I like Burnett's with blue eyes, like I love that. Um,
So I am talking to some girl. But the only
thing is where she lives. I don't know. I think
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she's in l A. I'm not sure where she's from.
I haven't really talked to her too much. But the
only thing is or not. No, I haven't. I haven't
gone down the dick pick. I haven't been asked for
a lot of dick picks lately. Um, But the girl's
occupation is a stripper. Now, I don't know if that's
a joke or if that's her real occupation. I'm not judging.
I know the world that we live in today, it's like,
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you know, that's totally accepted, and I don't have a
problem with it. I just don't know if it's real
or if it's fake. But I'm pretty sure I saw
a stripper pole in the room, but it doesn't look
she doesn't really like have the vibe of a stripper.
So I'm kind of just like, I don't really know
where to go with it. I'd right now red flag this.
I'm not saying if you can't hook up with her,
don't hook up with her, but I'd immediately make sure
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that you don't catch feelings off the top. That's like
a thing for me, like I catch feelings on like
like I'll fall in love with a stripper like no problem.
I would love for you to fall deeply head over heels.
Why why so I can get my fucking heartbroken and
being a fucking world of shambles. I mean, why why
do you why do you say that you would love
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for that to happen, because I would love to you
fall in love with a five ft ten, dark haired,
blue eyed stripper and you know she's a stripper. You
see the stripper pole in the background of whatever fucking
whatever you're doing. I don't want anything bad to happen
to you. I just because you have no business dealing
with a stripper. You have that fucking hat on I yeah, right, okay,
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Well what does the hat have to do with me
dealing with a stripper? Okay, but it says stripper on
her thing. It says stripper as an occupation, and I'm
pretty sure it's like usually people put that as like
a joke sometimes make conversation, but I think it's legit.
I don't have a problem with it. It's just it's
not my first choice. It's not ideal. So, so, how
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far in the conversation have you gone with her? I
haven't gone far. It's just have you been, like, yo,
have you gotten to? Have you gotten to you want
to hang out? Yeah? She's asked me to hang out
giving me her number, and I'm like, you know, I
told him, you know, once things just once, things kind
of slow down. I'm more free with work. Slow down
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to see, this is what I'm saying. We're coming to
the end of the week, the funk you're talking about.
Slow down. Listen, you're thirty two years old. I was
thinking this earlier. You've spent enough time doubting yourself. You
spent enough time being you know, self doubting. You need
to spend the next thirty two years trying to push
(38:04):
that away. Jump off the fucking cliff. Everybody loves a
young shooter. Everybody, uh, you know, enjoys the young shoot.
We know the young shoot is a good guy. We
know the young shoot is a sweet guy, a genuine guy.
Fuck this self doubt. No, you're right. We don't have
time for self doubt. When you have too much self doubt,
you're in there buying bad fucking hats. Okay, we don't
(38:27):
have time for that. What we need you to do
is push that self doubt to the side and get
out there and fucking enjoy your fucking life. Man, you
only live fucking once. You're right now, You're right, man,
You're fucking right. Well, it's I hear you. I mean,
funk man. You're talking about when things slow down. So
(38:48):
you're saying trying to fool you're talking out of the
worldwide wrap a pack here. We know things don't need
to slow down for you. We want to see you
out there enjoying your fucking life. So you approve this,
I mean, would you approve this? Like? Do you think this?
I say, at this point, with you all and everything,
the more the merrier, and then we zero in on
the right one. We gotta get you. You know, if
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you had a girlfriend, a great girlfriend, you know how
it would jump start your your life, your self esteem, thinks, manhood,
you need it. Yeah, no, I hear you, bro, I
I know I do fucking need a girlfriend or something.
Do you and your wife like to ever mix things
up and have fun? Have either of you ever introduced
a threesome possibility or swinging parties? What I'm saying, just
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like you've been married to your wife for a very
long time. Two spice things up, mix things up? Do
you ever you or your wife ever say hey, honey,
let's throw another person into the mix. Let's go to
talking about That's where it gets tricky. It's she could
either want to throw one of your friends into the mix,
or you could want to throw a girl into the mix.
I just wonder a friend, like, who, what the funk
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are you saying? No, I'm not not about me, obviously,
I'm not saying need to be thrown into the necks
of your sex life with your wife? Why would I
why would you say friends? Like? What are you talking about?
I'm just wondering. Just no, No, we ain't with that.
She certainly ain't with that. She's really not with that.
And I don't know why the funk you're bringing it up, Duke.
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I just wanted to know. I just I know a
lot of older people who like to spice other people.
They're talking about Man, Man, I just got out of
the hospital. I don't need my oxygen levels raised. I'm sorry,
You're sorry I brought that up. And I gotta check
my oxymeter full right, You've got check my motherfucking oxymeter.
(40:37):
Talking this ship to you, it's a strong number, is ideal,
but is fine anywhere over ninety. How do how do
(40:58):
we get those three extra po You know, it varies
on person to person and is just fine, especially considering
where I'm at and where I came from. Even if
I didn't have that, ninety five is fine. Um, the
more you talk, the more you exert yourself. Like I said,
it did a nice light workout this morning with some weights.
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Broke a sweat, didn't stop. I felt good about freaking
the health. Okay, don't talk to me about trying to
suck my wife. Wasn't trying to I wasn't asking to
funk your That's the fucking. That's where we're gonna end it.
I would never ask to funk your wife. I'm not
interested in fucking your wife. I just wondered, if anyone else, why,
why aren't you not interested in funking my wife. I
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just your wife is like a like a second like
a mother to me, like an aunt to me while
he's old. No, we just first like auntie. You're offended
that I am sucking your wife. Now you're offended at
that idea, you know, not fucking my wife. I don't
want to funk your wife. I'm not interested in fucking
your wife. That's that's the whole point. I don't. I
don't want anything to put my oxygen on the fucking
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talk to you, all right. I just wanted to know
if she was interested in maybe adding another man or
woman to the mix to spice things up. I don't
know what the funk you're talking about, but I don't
like it. Okay, it's just a question, man, it's just
a question. But any lets you know how the stripper
date goes. Stop playing games and reel it out there.
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You need to be socially active. Man, all right, I
hear you, bro, I stopped doubting yourself. You're the young
fucking shooter Collins Deuce Pacino as fucking Lily Man. Woll
It's been good as far as what I've been watching.
(42:52):
I watched this four part docuseries on Netflix called Be
Sweet Pray, keeps It, Keep Sweet Pray and what I
don't Fight. It's like an eat, sleep, pray, laugh love.
I don't know what the funk is it. It's about
these polygamists in Utah. And you could put all the
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polygamy and the Mormon all you want. It's another cult,
m rapist, child rapist. Who's you know, selling off kids?
You know? These fucking guys got twenty three four wives,
literally fifties sixty children, ten with one person tend with
another person. Wives ranging from the same age to fucking
(43:39):
nineteen years old. They're on the lamb. It's all under
the guys of I'm the profit, I'm the profit of
Mormonism and this, you know, Holy church, and this is
going on now. They're like living in the eighteen hundreds
out there. And this creep cock sucker, just like fucking
Teal Swan, just like all these fake cult leader, psycho narcissist,
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the ego driven freaks that think they're gonna change the world.
And they're like the fucking horse whisper, and they hear
things that no one else hears, and animals hear them
because they're special. They're all scumbags. They all wind up
getting caught. This cocksuckers on the lamb, he's in jail.
They arrested this piece of shit. Uh you know, underaged kids,
sex with underaged kids, polygamy, married sister wives, compelling, great, disturbing,
(44:26):
another one. I don't know where they uncover these motherfucker's from.
But what is it called beast? What is it? I
think it's keep sweet, prey and obey, keep sweet, which
is what they tell all the people to keep sweet.
You can just say how fucking creepy that is to
keep sweet pray and then of course obey it's on Netflix,
(44:50):
and uh, you know it's if you want another cult,
dock and chill and that's all it is. Like I said,
you could, you could veil it with the polygamy and
the Mormon him in the church. And you know these
guys are like the prophet, right we just start calling
you profit Dean. I like profit Dean. I think that's
got a nice ring to it. Profit Collins, Bishop Collins. Um, well, yeah,
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I like all that, Bishop Rappaport, Profit Dean, Prophet Dean
and Bishop Rappaport. That could be a nice Netflix series
right there, Prophet Dean and Bishop Rappaport. I mean that
that's got a nice ring to it. Um, have you
seen anything else? I saw something that's really good. It's
not I have to be totally honest. I was really
looking forward to it. It's not great, but it's worth watching.
(45:36):
It's called It's It's on the cover of Netflix right now.
I'm pretty sure it's called Girl in the Picture. It
just came out yesterday. It's called Girl in the Picture.
It's not a docuseries. It's a documentary our forty minutes.
It's about a young mother's mysterious death and her son's uh,
subsequent kidnapping. When you when you don't use your own words,
(45:59):
are my girls? Those are my words? Okay, say it again?
What's it about? Basically, the whole thing is just about
a young mother's mysterious death and her son's son and
her son's subsequent kidnapping. Open. Oh, I use subsequent like
you just. This is something I don't use with you,
but I don't think about it. I just I say subsequent.
This is part of my vernacular. So it's just a
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subsequent kidnapping, which I've never I've never heard you use
the words sub subsequent. I've said it. Maybe you're just
not listening, but I've said it. Definitely definitely said it.
So anyway, it's a good Netflix doc is good. It's
basically it's like you read the fucking description. What is it?
(46:43):
It's like you've did you watch it? If you didn't
watch it, it's fine. It's not like it's homeword. No,
I watched it. I watched it. It's this fucking it's
so creepy. This this mother, she she's worth watching it's
worth watching. She gets killed in a hit and run.
They're all this subsequently, is it watching? Absolutely? I would
say watch it the girl in the picture, Girl in
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the picture on Netflix, watch that it's worth it. Um,
that's something. And like I said, I you know, I
loved the offer, and now with all this James con stuff,
it's all it's kind of crazy, but um yeah, not
nothing much else really all right, well, my final thing
on everybody's health is the Dust Brothers. Both Jordan and Miles.
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Both of them went down with COVID, so we're wishing
the Dust Brothers. Of course. Jordan Winter of the Dust
Brothers extraordinary Bleach Brothers productions. Um got married last weekend
and unfortunately the Jordan Winter wedding event, the Summer Wedding extravaganza,
turned into a slight minor super spreader event. But everybody
(47:52):
is safe. You know. In l A, apparently a lot
of motherfucker's got that ship. It's popping off. My sister
who has dodged it like me for three years, just
got it this weekend. It's definitely popping off. This week sucks.
Um sucks, so speedy recovery to the Dust Brothers and
everybody congratulate, huge congratulations Jordan Winter who's now married him
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and Mrs Winter, and we want everybody to get back
feeling safe, sane and fully recovered. And I mean, listen,
this was a magical podcast. And I know people like, oh,
you're ending, like I said, Like I said, go to
the beach, get a sun tan, do some calisthenics, do
some burpies, drink a fucking my tie. Okay, drink of
(48:40):
jack and coke, A drink some tito's, have a juice
to whatever the funk you want to do. I'm not
gonna keep you here just to fucking keep you here,
all right. We'll be back next week. Two episodes, okay,
part time sometime. Co host Dean Collins will be there.
Maybe he'll show up for two episodes, maybe he won't.
He'll definitely be there for one. The thing is, it's summertime,
(49:02):
it's banana hammock season, it's swamp past season. The moral
of stories to stay safe, stay sane, stay disruptive. I'm
rapp Ports Stereo podcast. We're done, great episode, Dean Collins,
Douce Collins, we want to see you out there, fucking
I'll definitely man I want to see you out there
fucking or holding hands or making ways into something real
(49:24):
nice and real proper. At least be in the game.
You gotta be in it to win it. You're so right,
it's been really fucking nice, man. I'm always I like
I said, I'm so honored to be the half part
time co host once out of the week and I
and I do want to just give a shout out
to somebody. I went on an audition today in person
audition and a guy named George pie Is. I think
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that's his name, George pie Is. He is a huge
fan of the Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcast. He came
right over to me at the audition with my mask
on and said, young Shooter, the new half co host.
I've always wanted to meet George. George is the fucking
man with Georgie, I'm with you on these long podcast man.
Like I listened to Red Out Chili Peppers on Howard
Stern for two hours. They're one of my favorite bands.
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But even then, it's like, that's a long fucking time
to be listening to something A long time. I mean,
if you guys want to sing for two hours, cool,
But believe we heard the story of Under the Bridge
and for Scotty leaving the band. Two hours is a lot.
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Collins a k. The Deuce, deucee Peccino, How are you,
my friend? And I'm doing good man, I'm doing good,
I mean better. Question is how are you doing? How
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are you doing? I am doing really well. This week. Uh,
if you guys didn't listen to last podcast, you definitely should.
I was in the hospital for five days with a pneumonia,
but that was now when almost five days ago. So
(02:59):
I've been out, feeling good. Still on antibiotics, one more
day of antibiotics, been off the oxygen for the most part,
been out and about started doing some workouts. Worked out
this morning, broke a sweat. Appetite is good. Haven't had
any setbacks, only had steps forward in the right direction. Um,
(03:20):
feeling really good. Been a lot of controversy over my
potentially toxic fecal matter, which I broke down in very
great detail in the Last Night and Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Um,
but to answer your question, I am feeling really good,
(03:41):
feeling really optimistic, and you know, as shitty as the
experience was in the hospital, I did learn a lot
and compared to a lot of the things a lot
of people have dealt with a lot of things that
people are dealing with family members, friends. UM, I can't complain,
but I do. Yep, I can't complain but I do.
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But I'm feeling really good. Thanks for asking. How do
I sound? How do I look? Well? I have to say, man,
like just being totally honest with you. You know, before
we knew that you had pneumonia, before you were diagnosed
with that. I'd say about a couple of weeks ago,
maybe a week and a half ago, when we were
doing the podcast and I didn't want to say anything
to you, but I could tell something was off, something
(04:24):
looked off about you. Your face. Um. You know, like
Robert Durst from The Jinks how he had those black eyes,
He's kind of like we call them dead eyes. It
wasn't really anything behind those eyes. You kind of had
a similar thing where I don't know what it was
about your eyes. It just it looked lifeless. It didn't
look like anyone was home. Uh, you looked a little gaunt,
very skinny. But I'm I'm happy to say, why are
(04:48):
you saying that now? Well, because now I'm looking at
you and the life is back, the eyes are back,
you have color in your face again. You look so good.
You've you've gained a little bit of your weight back,
which is good. But uh, you know, I know you
could take that as a complimentary It's not an insult.
I'm just saying. But but why wouldn't you say something
then like, yo, you don't look good, because he didn't
(05:09):
mention that. I didn't want to say, Yo, you know
you got dead eyes, you don't look right. Um, everything good, anybody,
Why would you not say that I actually been walking
around spooking people out, looking like ship on the streets.
It was just something that you You couldn't do anything
about it, you know what I mean, Like I could
give you that critique, that constructive criticism, but you wouldn't
be able to do anything about that. It's just a
(05:29):
look that you had. But that's in the past. We're
happy that you you look you had pneumonia. That's the
That's the other thing. When we were doing the podcast,
you know, you didn't look quite right. There was something
a little off, and you even told me. I'd say
every day, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?
You to go? You know fifty fifty? I gotta be honest,
not great. And you never you don't complain about health stuff.
(05:51):
I've noticed that about you. You're you're not one to
be super vocal about if you're not feeling that great.
And um, anyway, you really made on your your bitch man.
You went to the hospital. You got diagnosed with pneumonia
and it didn't get you down. It's totally treatable. My
dad has had it before. It was horrible. Everyone talks
about how horrible it is. But you made pneumonia your bitch,
(06:13):
You're out of there, And I have to say, you're
in a similar situation. Is my cat man. I don't
want to compare a human being to a cat. But
as you remember, Pablo had a very scary circumstance where
he had to go to the hospital. He was on oxygen.
They had to, uh, what does it call what when
you're dismissed from the hospital. What's that word? Um? Discharge? Discharge.
(06:34):
They had to discharge him because he was he was
being an asshole to the staff. And I feel like
you had a similar kind of a thing where it
was like the staff that had enough you I had.
I had enough of just one staff person, the nurse Kara,
who thanks for all the support, everybody who said team
rapp report over nurse cart because Nurse Carrot was a
fucking asshole. Um, I had one one person goes, you
(06:56):
shouldn't call a nurse an asshole or a bitch, and
I was like, I called this person an asshole on
a bitch, Like as far as I'm concerned, Like I said,
she shouldn't be working at a fucking bodega. Like when
you go into bodega, they don't say what's up. When
you walk into bodega, they might not say anything to you.
I'd rather you say nothing when you come in the room.
(07:17):
Then come in my room at five in the morning
and say what's up. You don't throw a blanket on
a sick patient. You tuck the fucking patient in the
fucking bed. What what are you looking for? What did
you want her to say? Mr? Rabbitfoor, Is there anything
that I can help you with this morning? Do you
need something? Michael? Yeah? What are you okay? You don't
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come in at five in the morning or five PM
or ten to five or quarter to five or fifteen
after five. You never say what's up. You're a nurse.
We're not in fucking This isn't the fucking cafeteria, bitch,
you're not serving me fucking I mean, you don't even
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say that. Like on the lunch line in the seventh
grade public school, you don't say what's up? Those are
like fighting words. What's up? That's like, what are we
gonna do. What are you trying to do now? I
The only thing I regret is that when she said that,
I didn't pull my pants down and ship the bed
because she would have had to been the one cleaning it,
and that would have been a lesson learned, Like okay,
(08:22):
you want you want to talk to a patient this way,
a sickly patient. Okay, Now now I shipped the bed.
Now we got to go through the whole thing and
check to see do I have toxic fecal matter? You
have to clean the bed. You know, God only knows
what kind of procedures you have to go through when
a patient ships the bed. And I don't mind like
(08:43):
some people like, well, you wouldn't want people say, oh,
Michael Reports. I'd be like eight the first time, right,
this ain't this. I ain't knew to this. I'm true
to this. Like people would be like, oh, you didn't
ship the bed. People will be more surprised with that.
But as soon as she said what's up, I should
have said, this pile of ship in the bed at
(09:04):
five in the morning, that's what's cracking. That's what's pop Alpin.
You would have been on that amber, heard, bro, you
would you and Amber Heard would have been on that
same page problem I would have say, and I would
have went right in front of the court, and I
would in front of the I said, she made me
feel so uncomfortable and so less than and so uh
not taking care of that. I was scared and that's
(09:25):
why I shot the bed, your honor. And I would
have looked her in the face. I would have gayl King.
I would have on the GAYL King interview all that,
Anderson Cooper, whoever wanted to talk to me, Mario Lopez,
I would have stuck to my guns and be like,
she made me feel unsafe, and when I'm unsafe, I
shipped the bed. That's how I gets down. So this
is just not a pleasant woman who happens to be
(09:46):
a nurse. This is has nothing to do with being
a nurse. She's just and somebody was like it was
she hot? Know you, When you have that kind of attitude,
you better look like Cindy Crawford and her fucking prime
to be hot. Like this bitch was not hot, She
wasn't cool, she wasn't warm. I think she had like
dyed hair. Fuck that lady. All right, well look you're
(10:08):
here and can I ask you about that toxic fecal matter,
because in my eyes, I feel like all fecal matter
is toxic. And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
When I take a ship and and I've had like
big chill frozen yogurt and gummy bears and gummy worms
in the next day, I take that ship. That's toxic,
my friend, And those are horrible fumes coming out of there. Yeah,
(10:30):
why are you putting labels on my fecal matter? I'm
already down, I already feel bad, I already feel you know,
I'm already upset, already feel demoralized. That I mean, and
now you're telling me that at fifty two I may
or may not have toxic fecal manner. It's like, I
don't add insult to injury. I to you sit. Do
you have diarrhea? Full disclosure? Yeah, I had diarrhea. I
(10:52):
was fucked up in there, had pneumonia. What do you
want a beautiful stool? Do you expect a nice, gorgeous,
you know, pick tresque stool? So what are you giving them?
You given him give him a snake? Are you give
him a boulder? What what are we dropping in there
when when you got diarrhea, you've got diarrhea. You're on
that diarrhea now. But you talking about now that is
(11:13):
emasculating for them to have to and they make a
big deal about it. Then everybody's got to come in
the in the hazmat suits. And you know they had
a sign outside my door you must wear a hass Yeah. Man,
it was a whole fucking thing. Jesus joke joke over here.
I fucking hear you. Man. Well, I'm just glad you're
out of there. Like I said, you look a lot better.
(11:35):
I think it's I think if the oxygen is helping,
there's nothing wrong with you know, using that. But your
doctors are looking after you, and we're all just happy
you're fucking here. We should be asking you. I hope
everybody's feeling safe saying you got you gotta stop asking
those questions. We need the people to start asking you
these things. No one's asking Michael, how is he feeling?
(12:09):
Big loss? In the the Hollywood community. Actor giant Jimmy
Cohn James Cohn, who's most famous obviously for playing Sonny
cor Leone Santino cor Leone in the Godfather. Of course,
he was in Thief, great movie, Misery, Elf. So many
(12:31):
great performances throughout the years. Iconic actor, um, iconic personality,
magical stick man, A fantastic stick man who I think dealt.
I think I think dealt with some personal demons. He
was living at the at the Playboy Man. Know I
spoke to I didn't talk to him today, but I
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know he was a very very close family friend of
the Heffner's. The Heffner family was always at the Playboy mansion,
and he was there during the Evani's in the eighties.
A great underrated, underappreciated stickman, A fantastic Coxman and a
jew That is what a package. A great Coxman, a
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great stigment he had, of course that beautiful curly here
he had those great shoulders which were on displaying the Godfather.
And you know, obviously, um, you know, I feel like
he's a little bit you know, we we sort of
forget about James Comban. I'll tell you something. When I
was a young actor twe twenty two, you know, exploring
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all the actors, Gene Hackman, Robert de Niro, Jack Nicholson,
Dustin Hoffman, al Pacino, Robert Daval, Paul Newman, Marlon Brando,
and I was deep into my my godfather, Godfather three
was getting ready to come out, and I must have
been about twenty two. But when I didn't know James
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Conn was Jewish. When I found out James Conn was Jewish,
I was so inspired. I was so excited because I
knew Dustin Hoffman was Jewish, but he played and he
he felt Jewish, but all these other guys were non Jews,
Jimmy Cohn with that machismo, that Harry Chance, that tough
guy persona that he had in displaying and all his
(14:17):
roles roller Ball. When I found out he was Jewish,
it was such an inspiration to me because I was
trying to find my mark and and find my someone
I could relate to, and uh, you know, just Jimmy
con was just you know, he wasn't an actor with
a lot of bells and whistles like a Pacino, like
a DeNiro, even like a Dustin Hoffman. It was him.
It was his emotions. He didn't do heavy character work.
(14:41):
It was him. It was his vulnerability, it was his toughness,
it was his machismo, it was his charisma and and
all those performances. Obviously, the last really great performance he
gave was Elf iconic film. Uh that will live on
forever and a big loss, a big loss for a
star and an actor who is from a generation that's
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you know, they're going. These guys are going. Jimmy con
was eighty two. You know those people that I just mentioned,
you know, these are all older gentlemen. These are all guys,
older guys. And you know, he came from a time
when Hollywood was different. Um and like I said, you know,
the kind of actor that he was, it wasn't you know,
it wasn't accents, it wasn't you know, displays, it wasn't
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you know, walks. It was him. He was the instrument
and he used his instrument everything Misery, great fucking film,
excellent fucking film. I mean, great fucking film. And and
you know he did a lot of films that weren't great,
but he did so many things that were excellent. And
he always resonated, you know, and like I said, had
that great look, dark haired, jew a look, and you know,
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he was a tough guy. It was a character. You know,
from everything everybody says he was a character. Who's you know,
a funny guy. You know, he sort of was what
he was. There wasn't any mystery. He wasn't a mumbler.
He wasn't shy, like the great Patino, like the great
Robert you know, like he would talk, he would talk
sh it, he would break balls. And Jimmy Cohn, you know,
one of a kind, one of the great movie stars
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from the seventies, eighties and on, and like I said,
you know, one of the original last uh you know,
Jewish tough guy actors that ever did it so a big, big,
big loss for Hollywood and for fans, for Godfather fans,
for movie fans. The great Jimmy con James Con passed away. Man.
Did you ever work with him anything? Never worked with him?
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Did you remember him? I ran into him a couple
of times. I saw him, but I never really had
any exchanges with him. You know, I saw him out
a couple of times throughout the years. You know, obviously
his son, Scott Con. Everybody knows Scott Con, uh you know,
from Entourage and a bunch of other stuff. I know
his son a little bit, but you know, I always
always just appreciated him and fucking you know, his fucking
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Sonny Corleone, and we were just talking about him in
the offer, you know, the timing of that with like
the offer and the guy because you know, but now
my parents actually met him years back and at a
family friend's house and all that, and everyone who's met
that guy, James conn they all said the same thing
was that he was the nicest person. I mean, my
parents said he was such a nice guy. The Hefner
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family have had the nicest things to say about him.
But I mean, he was a real fucking man's man.
But like you said, he was really cut from that
cloth of that older generation of those Roberts, like Robert Duvall,
Marlon Brando and all those guys. But I was looking
at a photo of of The Godfather and just seeing
al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Scott con and who was the
(17:36):
who plays Fredo, Um, John Carrava, Jozell, John Gazelle. I
was looking at him, and I didn't know about his
whole thing either, and how young he died, and that
he was only in five movies, but all five of
those movies were nominated for Best Picture, Like he was
on in The Deer Hunter, Dog Day Afternoon Godfather, Godfather
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Part two, whatever, but revered vere al Pacino said he
was considered one of the greatest. He just he just
didn't live long. But I was seeing a photo of
all those guys. It's like Marlon Brando, that guy, James Cohn,
like they really are all kind of dropping, you know,
they're older guys. And but Misery and The Godfather and Elf.
I mean, I'll probably watch Misery tonight. I mean that
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movie is so fucking good and so good, and like
you said, like he didn't he didn't really have to
do much, like you know, he there wasn't bells and whistles,
even an Elf like he's just he's so great, but
he's just like he's just himself. He was great, But
he was great. It's a sad time, you know, because
those movies are never gonna make movies like that. Again.
(18:39):
There's never gonna be movie stars that have a sort
of mystery around them. Um, there's never gonna be that
sort of mystique and freshness. And even the way those
guys that you just mentioned look, it's like you don't
have big time funt center movie stars that look like
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those guys. You know, they're all look like the guy
from Thor or Ryan Gosling or you know who's masculine.
But you know they all you know, fucking Timothy Shamalay
and you know Miles Teller has that look. You know,
he has that vibe about him. But it's just it's
it's just a different time and you know, a different
kind of actor and a different way to become a star.
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And um, you know, not that these guys aren't talented,
because all those guys I just mentioned, the young guys
through all talent. It's just sad that uh you know
that that's going you know, and you know the other
ones are gonna go at some point too, and that
those are gonna thos gonna be devastating men. Like you know,
those guys are like they're older, man, I mean they're
and they mean a lot to a lot of people.
(19:44):
I mean auckers like they're like they mean like just
to me, Like those motherfucker's mean a lot to me.
Like I got a lot from those guys. I still
get a lot from those guys that gets they're all
in their eighties. I know, I know, I'm man, time
is flying. It's fucking crazy. But that was a big
loss today. Um, have you watched anything? What what's going
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on over there? Well? I watched this documentary I mentioned
the other day on the podcast, which I did fifty
five minutes alone. Uh. Some people have said, Mike Grab,
some of the podcasts are too short, and I said
it once. I've said it many times. Listen, We're not
here to to long dick you. We're not here to
Olympic fuck you. I'm here to give you the best
(20:28):
of the best and keep it moving and keep it bouncing.
In my opinion, the perfect podcast length is somewhere between
like thirty eight and forty five minutes. If it's fifty
five minutes, great, If it's an hour and ten minutes, great,
But we're we're not here to power dicky. I'm not
here to keep you for three hours. I don't have
three hours to podcast. I don't have three hours to
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listen to the next man's podcast. I don't care if
it's Kanye West, Okay, who the funk it is. I
don't have that much time to give. I don't have
that much time to podcast, and I'd rather it be
you know, the best, the forty five minutes or like
the other day, fantastic fifty five minutes solo out of
the hospital with the antibiotics. And it's impressive that that's
(21:09):
can't stop, won't stop mentality. That's a mombash it. Yeah,
you know, it's like, I know you guys are teasing
and stuff like that, but it's like, I'm never here
to fucking con you. I'm not here to a longate.
I'm not here to stretch for the sense of stretch
and be like yo, I did it for an hour
to funk all that. I respect your time, I respect
my time. I'm a professional podcaster. And like I said,
(21:31):
if it's I hate it and quit it. I hate
it and quit it. If you know, if it's a
nice you know, afternoon delay, it's an afternoon delay. But
I'm not here to play games with you. The young
shooters not here to play games. And he's got a hat,
but they can I ask you about that. Sorry to
bring that up, but like you were mentioning about my
hat and how you can't see it, and then you
said it looks like ship. I'm just wondering, like what
(21:53):
about it that it's not really fitting? Right? I mean,
what about your hat? Yeah? What what are you not
crazy about it? Does. It's like the hat. The hat
looks like shit because number one, it's too big. Okay,
the hat's too big. Number Two, the hat looks like
ship because it's too clean. Okay, I can throw it
around in some dirt or put it on my mattress.
(22:15):
The hat looks like ship too, because it's not bent
enough like it it doesn't. I tried to bend it.
I tried. I tried to, you know how, like how
like baseball players wrap their glove in the middle of
that night put it into the mattress. I tried to
do that. And and just the hat looks like ship
just because it's like it just looks like ship. You
look like Cobby Brady or something like. It kind of
look goodby it just doesn't look like it doesn't look bad.
(22:37):
But it's like, also, like, are you trying to look fourteen?
I would agree with that. And I'm going to tell
you something kind of funked up about this happen because
for people who can't see it, it's kind of like
a vintage throwback hat. I got this hat on Etsy
and it's got like a vintage Dodgers logo, so it's
kind of like, oh, is it from the seventies. Is
it from a couple of weeks? You know, it doesn't
look from the seventies because it looks like brit No,
(22:58):
it doesn't look if it looks like if it's from
the seventies and it wouldn't have that clean. Hey, I
just got my new you know what it looks like. Hey,
I just got my new cap. Guys, you want to
go play catch? I'm taking the hat off. I'm not.
I'm keeping on because that's what it looks like. It's like, hey,
guys from the sand lot, Like, hey, guys, you want
to go play catch? Yeah, I don't need that's hey,
(23:18):
bring you back guys. No, that's not the vibe I'm
going for. I thought I was going for, like, oh,
look at this hipster, handsome kind of guy with the hat,
and like, oh he doesn't. I mean, I think one
of your best assets, if you really need me to
like indulges your hair, thank you, And then when you
put that big, oversized, stupid looking hat on, it covers
up one of your best assets. I'm gonna I actually
(23:39):
really appreciate you you saying that, So I'm gonna turn
it backwards. Let's see how it looks backwards. I think
that looks better than forwards. Well, I do appreciate you
saying that, let's not we don't have to dive into
the whole hat thing, but um well we dove into it. Okay.
(23:59):
Well it's and a Dodgers hat, And like the worst
part about it was before I got here, I had
to research who's on the team, because you can't just
get a hat like as because I'm not a sports guy.
I like the Dodgers. I'm from l A. But I
had to fucking look up online, like who's the starting
lineup for the Dodgers right now? Whose second base? Who
shorts up? Because every time I wear a fucking hat,
it gives people It's an invitation. It's an invitation to start. No,
(24:22):
I'm not. That's to tell you why I got the
fucking hat me neither. You know, I wear my Yankee
hat all the time for sun protection and to keep
people out of my face, and it does neither. What
it does is it's an invitation. Hey do they win
the game? Listen? Or hey, how do you think Aaron
(24:42):
Judge is hitting? And I'm I tell him, I know nothing.
I I know who that is. I don't know how
he's hitting. I don't watch the games. I'm not a
baseball guy. And then of course you say I'm not
a Basically, they go, why are you wearing the hat?
Now we're in a conversation that I don't want to
be in. I hate people like that. Man, leave me
the fuck a own. I hate those kinds of people
who stop you and ask you about your fucking hat.
(25:04):
I just I ordered the hat. I like the hat,
don't It's not an invitation to talk to me about it.
Should I put a piece of duct tape over the logo?
That could be good to like a black blasking, just
black duct tape. And because you know, then I got
hats from like I had a Chicago White Sox hat,
and then everybody like, yo, you're from New York, while
you got Chicagogo pacats. And then I always like the
(25:25):
Pittsburgh Pirates logo because of me too. But if you
put that on, you're gonna be tortured. You're gonna be tortured.
I could be like, oh, I love Public Enemy. Oh
I thought you liked the part. No, I actually no,
I like Chuck D. I like fucking Chuck D. I
like public enemy. That's why I have the hat on.
(25:46):
Is that enough? Can I go? I just got out
of the hospital. The best picture of you is with
all the ship that you talk about, the nets and everything,
the best picture is you in the stands, not looking
at the camera, just head to toe and next gear hat,
the nets, shirt, the jersey and people always say this,
(26:06):
you question mark. I love it, love it. And you know,
the nets are so down in the ship hole right now,
and it's so great to see that people aren't bending
over backwards to trade Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, and
I just love that this might go on for a while.
(26:29):
Last time I made a prediction, I was wrong, But
I just I hope that Kevin Durant winds up in Toronto.
I was gonna ask you about that, like, what's your
whole take on this? Like he wants to be traded.
He wants to be traded, and this is my take. Now.
A lot of people thought Kevin Durant was sick and
(26:49):
tired of Kyrie Irving's bullshit. So Kevin Durant was like,
I want to leave the nets. That's not the case.
Kevin Ran and Kyrie Irving are offended that the Nets
didn't give Kyrie Irving the contract that he wanted. So
now they're both leaving the Nets to spite the Nets,
(27:13):
to spite the borough of Brooklyn. They are so dumb,
and you've got guys like Draymond Green monologueing on his
podcast about, Oh, people don't accept it's a business and
people make business decisions. I accept that it's a business
and it's a business decision, and you have to accept,
Draymond Green that a lot of people make terrible business
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decisions day after day. So yeah, it's a business, but
you could also make fucked up bad business decisions, even
for yourself. So these two were like the Nuts didn't
give him a boy the contract he wanted, funk the Nets.
So now you're gonna both not play with each other,
go to separate teams, start from scratch, continue to astric
(27:57):
your legacy, have more fans, not like you spread yourself.
Then let the next man hit it because basically, each
time you go to a new team, it's new dick.
That whole team is fucking you, right, It's like prison.
So yeah, so you're going to wherever you're going, Phoenix,
l A. So the next man is hitting that ass
(28:18):
they're gonna wear that puts the out real nice or
real tight. And even if you win a championship, that
pussy's worn out real nice and real proper. But how
do you know for a fact that Durant is leaving
because so Durant is leaving because of Kyrie. That's why
I think they're they're both leaving because of the Nets.
In their mind, the Nets disrespected them, but them okay,
(28:41):
got you. But now that like New York is probably
like funck both of these guys, right, I hope to
god that New York doesn't give either one of them
to benefit of doubt, because I am telling you, if
you look at their track record, they don't give a
funk about where they're playing. They don't give a funk
about where they're playing. And again it is a bit.
It's not like they're fans. They're not walking around with
(29:02):
stupid you know hats like you have on there there.
It is a business decision, but at the end of
the day, I think they're making an improper business decision.
But so what are they just ring chasing? Are they
just like ringing chasing little sensitive little babies? And you know, inevitably.
I don't think it's gonna work out, because I don't
think if if Kyrie goes to the Lakers or if
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Kevin Durant goes anywhere, neither one of them were winning
a championship next year. And that's Karma, that's Moses Malone,
that's Bill Walton, that's Larry Bird, that's Alan Iverson, that's
Patrick Ewing, that's fucking the ghost of every single NBA
player alive and dead, saying it doesn't work like that.
It doesn't work like that. When the going gets tough,
(29:46):
you don't leave your little bitch ass ho you period, Well,
is it a thing where you can request to be
traded and be public like that? And then the team
is like, no, we're not fucking stand right here. Yeah,
And then if they decide not to play, because they
could say, well, we're not playing, and then they could
start finding then it gets real ugly. But teams are like, yeah,
(30:07):
we're not We're not gonna trade for Kevin Durant and
not like the nets are like, first of all, you
want to get traded, fine, you're Kevin Durant, we need
a lot for you. You're valuable, and other teams are like, well,
we're not gonna fucking decimate our team. It's great to
have Kevin Durant, but what good is it having Kevin
Durant if we have no other good players? So let's say,
(30:29):
you know, we give you our three best players and
you come to let's just say, I'm just throwing it
out there. Let's just say they go to the Toronto Raptors,
they give the three best players and you have Kevin Durant.
You can't win a championship just with Kevin Durant. So
and the nets are like, you know, we're not giving
away Kevin Durant for nothing. We know his value, So
(30:50):
funk them. I hope it's long. I hope it's arduous.
I hope it's frustrating. I hope they realized that, uh,
you know that their commodities. You're not ownership your commod
these just like everybody else. You're a working man. You're
a working stiff for thirty seven million and forty four
million dollars, just like everybody else. You don't run the teams,
you don't own the teams, you don't manage the teams,
(31:12):
you don't coach the teams. You're a fucking your player.
You're a great piece of property on the monopoly board,
A great piece, a great piece. But you're a fucking
piece of property on a monopoly board, just like I'm
a piece of property. So oh you call a black man. Listen,
I'm a piece of property. I go to work as
an actor. I'm a piece of property. So what is
it would you consider? Like Durant and Kyrie are like
(31:33):
Boardwalk and park Place on the monopoly board? Are are they?
On the blue? I would say Durant this park Place?
Guy rees boardwalk? Boardwalk. Kyrie is not. Kyrie is a
boardwalk talent. But I don't have the monopoly board in
front of me. He ate park Place, right, You're more
like North Carolina Kyrie. Let's leave Durant for Boardwalk. But
I saw you go in on Durant on Twitter, and
(31:58):
you know, I know that you guys haven't spoke since
the infamous beef over the d M s and everything,
And I know the last that he left it was like,
I'm not speaking to you anymore. You do you, I'll
do me kind of a thing. With all this stuff
you're going in on him. You're talking. I love it too,
don't get me wrong. I love it too. I do
you know. I'm not gonna lie. I wish we were
still friends with the guy, but if this is what
(32:19):
we gotta do, I'll be there and I got your back.
Are you a wartime concilia or not? Am I a
wartime consililiair? What is that? Am I a wartime counts
canceling air? Do you are counselor or not? And my
wartime counselor? Are you Tom Hagan or not? Who's Tom Hagen?
Are you? Are you gonna get yourself in trouble here, buddy?
(32:40):
I think what you're trying, You're gonna get yourself. You're
gonna get yourself in trouble here, Tom Hagen, You're gonna
get yourself in trouble here. Once again? Listen, man, I mean,
but you have to realize, like I'm twenty years you're
Are you a wartime conciliaire or not? Yes or no?
I would have to say yes if you're thinking like
I will be in those inches with you, brother. I'll
(33:01):
have the fucking the machine guns ready. We're fighting that fight.
But if something goes awry, you better But this fun himself.
He did this to his fucking self. But what do
you think the reason is now? I know that he
was fine is weak. I think he's fucking weak minded.
I think he's sensitive. I don't think he's the leader.
(33:22):
I think he's a basketball player that just wants to
play basketball. I think he wants the easy road to
the championship. And I think his mind is clouded. And
I think he's got bad people helping him make bad
decisions around him. I think he needs a new wartime concilia.
I agree with you. I think the goons that he
(33:42):
has around him or fucking bozos. And I just want
to know, why do you think that he's not answering you,
fucking with you and he's so sensitive about it. We
don't want any fucking problem. Is that what it is?
He doesn't want to mean I wouldn't want any problems
after that whole fucking thing. That thing was a fucking mess.
He's probably just like this guy's nuts. I like I
(34:03):
could go out. I think that's what it is. Good
fuck them, fuck them, fuck them podcast. Yeah, I haven't
(34:27):
been watching too much ship. I have been swiping a
lot on Tinder. I am sucking with some people on
Instagram and Tinder, but I'm not gonna lie. My social
anxiety has been kind of through the roof. And what
does that mean? I don't know. It's just like when
you're cooped up for for this long with the pandemic
and not really you know, nothing's really back to normal.
(34:47):
I mean it is in a way, but like I
don't know the cool bars in l A. I don't
know like where to go these days. I'm not really
like fucking partying and ship and so once you lose that,
it's like I'm kind of got this anxiety a little bit,
but I am talking to certain people and this and that.
What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, I'm
talking to this girl on Tinder and totally my type
really cute? Great? Does that mean my type? My type?
(35:10):
Just like my type is like I would your type.
We would say my type is like shorter girls, blue eyes,
black or dark brown hair, and like I loved I
just I like Burnett's with blue eyes, like I love that. Um,
So I am talking to some girl. But the only
thing is where she lives. I don't know. I think
(35:31):
she's in l A. I'm not sure where she's from.
I haven't really talked to her too much. But the
only thing is or not. No, I haven't. I haven't
gone down the dick pick. I haven't been asked for
a lot of dick picks lately. Um, But the girl's
occupation is a stripper. Now, I don't know if that's
a joke or if that's her real occupation. I'm not judging.
I know the world that we live in today, it's like,
(35:51):
you know, that's totally accepted, and I don't have a
problem with it. I just don't know if it's real
or if it's fake. But I'm pretty sure I saw
a stripper pole in the room, but it doesn't look
she doesn't really like have the vibe of a stripper.
So I'm kind of just like, I don't really know
where to go with it. I'd right now red flag this.
I'm not saying if you can't hook up with her,
don't hook up with her, but I'd immediately make sure
(36:13):
that you don't catch feelings off the top. That's like
a thing for me, like I catch feelings on like
like I'll fall in love with a stripper like no problem.
I would love for you to fall deeply head over heels.
Why why so I can get my fucking heartbroken and
being a fucking world of shambles. I mean, why why
do you why do you say that you would love
(36:34):
for that to happen, because I would love to you
fall in love with a five ft ten, dark haired,
blue eyed stripper and you know she's a stripper. You
see the stripper pole in the background of whatever fucking
whatever you're doing. I don't want anything bad to happen
to you. I just because you have no business dealing
with a stripper. You have that fucking hat on I yeah, right, okay,
(36:58):
Well what does the hat have to do with me
dealing with a stripper? Okay, but it says stripper on
her thing. It says stripper as an occupation, and I'm
pretty sure it's like usually people put that as like
a joke sometimes make conversation, but I think it's legit.
I don't have a problem with it. It's just it's
not my first choice. It's not ideal. So, so, how
(37:21):
far in the conversation have you gone with her? I
haven't gone far. It's just have you been, like, yo,
have you gotten to? Have you gotten to you want
to hang out? Yeah? She's asked me to hang out
giving me her number, and I'm like, you know, I
told him, you know, once things just once, things kind
of slow down. I'm more free with work. Slow down
(37:44):
to see, this is what I'm saying. We're coming to
the end of the week, the funk you're talking about.
Slow down. Listen, you're thirty two years old. I was
thinking this earlier. You've spent enough time doubting yourself. You
spent enough time being you know, self doubting. You need
to spend the next thirty two years trying to push
(38:04):
that away. Jump off the fucking cliff. Everybody loves a
young shooter. Everybody, uh, you know, enjoys the young shoot.
We know the young shoot is a good guy. We
know the young shoot is a sweet guy, a genuine guy.
Fuck this self doubt. No, you're right. We don't have
time for self doubt. When you have too much self doubt,
you're in there buying bad fucking hats. Okay, we don't
(38:27):
have time for that. What we need you to do
is push that self doubt to the side and get
out there and fucking enjoy your fucking life. Man, you
only live fucking once. You're right now, You're right, man,
You're fucking right. Well, it's I hear you. I mean,
funk man. You're talking about when things slow down. So
(38:48):
you're saying trying to fool you're talking out of the
worldwide wrap a pack here. We know things don't need
to slow down for you. We want to see you
out there enjoying your fucking life. So you approve this,
I mean, would you approve this? Like? Do you think this?
I say, at this point, with you all and everything,
the more the merrier, and then we zero in on
the right one. We gotta get you. You know, if
(39:09):
you had a girlfriend, a great girlfriend, you know how
it would jump start your your life, your self esteem, thinks, manhood,
you need it. Yeah, no, I hear you, bro, I
I know I do fucking need a girlfriend or something.
Do you and your wife like to ever mix things
up and have fun? Have either of you ever introduced
a threesome possibility or swinging parties? What I'm saying, just
(39:35):
like you've been married to your wife for a very
long time. Two spice things up, mix things up? Do
you ever you or your wife ever say hey, honey,
let's throw another person into the mix. Let's go to
talking about That's where it gets tricky. It's she could
either want to throw one of your friends into the mix,
or you could want to throw a girl into the mix.
I just wonder a friend, like, who, what the funk
(39:56):
are you saying? No, I'm not not about me, obviously,
I'm not saying need to be thrown into the necks
of your sex life with your wife? Why would I
why would you say friends? Like? What are you talking about?
I'm just wondering. Just no, No, we ain't with that.
She certainly ain't with that. She's really not with that.
And I don't know why the funk you're bringing it up, Duke.
(40:17):
I just wanted to know. I just I know a
lot of older people who like to spice other people.
They're talking about Man, Man, I just got out of
the hospital. I don't need my oxygen levels raised. I'm sorry,
You're sorry I brought that up. And I gotta check
my oxymeter full right, You've got check my motherfucking oxymeter.
(40:37):
Talking this ship to you, it's a strong number, is ideal,
but is fine anywhere over ninety. How do how do
(40:58):
we get those three extra po You know, it varies
on person to person and is just fine, especially considering
where I'm at and where I came from. Even if
I didn't have that, ninety five is fine. Um, the
more you talk, the more you exert yourself. Like I said,
it did a nice light workout this morning with some weights.
(41:19):
Broke a sweat, didn't stop. I felt good about freaking
the health. Okay, don't talk to me about trying to
suck my wife. Wasn't trying to I wasn't asking to
funk your That's the fucking. That's where we're gonna end it.
I would never ask to funk your wife. I'm not
interested in fucking your wife. I just wondered, if anyone else, why,
why aren't you not interested in funking my wife. I
(41:40):
just your wife is like a like a second like
a mother to me, like an aunt to me while
he's old. No, we just first like auntie. You're offended
that I am sucking your wife. Now you're offended at
that idea, you know, not fucking my wife. I don't
want to funk your wife. I'm not interested in fucking
your wife. That's that's the whole point. I don't. I
don't want anything to put my oxygen on the fucking
(42:01):
talk to you, all right. I just wanted to know
if she was interested in maybe adding another man or
woman to the mix to spice things up. I don't
know what the funk you're talking about, but I don't
like it. Okay, it's just a question, man, it's just
a question. But any lets you know how the stripper
date goes. Stop playing games and reel it out there.
(42:22):
You need to be socially active. Man, all right, I
hear you, bro, I stopped doubting yourself. You're the young
fucking shooter Collins Deuce Pacino as fucking Lily Man. Woll
It's been good as far as what I've been watching.
(42:52):
I watched this four part docuseries on Netflix called Be
Sweet Pray, keeps It, Keep Sweet Pray and what I
don't Fight. It's like an eat, sleep, pray, laugh love.
I don't know what the funk is it. It's about
these polygamists in Utah. And you could put all the
(43:16):
polygamy and the Mormon all you want. It's another cult,
m rapist, child rapist. Who's you know, selling off kids?
You know? These fucking guys got twenty three four wives,
literally fifties sixty children, ten with one person tend with
another person. Wives ranging from the same age to fucking
(43:39):
nineteen years old. They're on the lamb. It's all under
the guys of I'm the profit, I'm the profit of
Mormonism and this, you know, Holy church, and this is
going on now. They're like living in the eighteen hundreds
out there. And this creep cock sucker, just like fucking
Teal Swan, just like all these fake cult leader, psycho narcissist,
(44:00):
the ego driven freaks that think they're gonna change the world.
And they're like the fucking horse whisper, and they hear
things that no one else hears, and animals hear them
because they're special. They're all scumbags. They all wind up
getting caught. This cocksuckers on the lamb, he's in jail.
They arrested this piece of shit. Uh you know, underaged kids,
sex with underaged kids, polygamy, married sister wives, compelling, great, disturbing,
(44:26):
another one. I don't know where they uncover these motherfucker's from.
But what is it called beast? What is it? I
think it's keep sweet, prey and obey, keep sweet, which
is what they tell all the people to keep sweet.
You can just say how fucking creepy that is to
keep sweet pray and then of course obey it's on Netflix,
(44:50):
and uh, you know it's if you want another cult,
dock and chill and that's all it is. Like I said,
you could, you could veil it with the polygamy and
the Mormon him in the church. And you know these
guys are like the prophet, right we just start calling
you profit Dean. I like profit Dean. I think that's
got a nice ring to it. Profit Collins, Bishop Collins. Um, well, yeah,
(45:14):
I like all that, Bishop Rappaport, Profit Dean, Prophet Dean
and Bishop Rappaport. That could be a nice Netflix series
right there, Prophet Dean and Bishop Rappaport. I mean that
that's got a nice ring to it. Um, have you
seen anything else? I saw something that's really good. It's
not I have to be totally honest. I was really
looking forward to it. It's not great, but it's worth watching.
(45:36):
It's called It's It's on the cover of Netflix right now.
I'm pretty sure it's called Girl in the Picture. It
just came out yesterday. It's called Girl in the Picture.
It's not a docuseries. It's a documentary our forty minutes.
It's about a young mother's mysterious death and her son's uh,
subsequent kidnapping. When you when you don't use your own words,
(45:59):
are my girls? Those are my words? Okay, say it again?
What's it about? Basically, the whole thing is just about
a young mother's mysterious death and her son's son and
her son's subsequent kidnapping. Open. Oh, I use subsequent like
you just. This is something I don't use with you,
but I don't think about it. I just I say subsequent.
This is part of my vernacular. So it's just a
(46:22):
subsequent kidnapping, which I've never I've never heard you use
the words sub subsequent. I've said it. Maybe you're just
not listening, but I've said it. Definitely definitely said it.
So anyway, it's a good Netflix doc is good. It's
basically it's like you read the fucking description. What is it?
(46:43):
It's like you've did you watch it? If you didn't
watch it, it's fine. It's not like it's homeword. No,
I watched it. I watched it. It's this fucking it's
so creepy. This this mother, she she's worth watching it's
worth watching. She gets killed in a hit and run.
They're all this subsequently, is it watching? Absolutely? I would
say watch it the girl in the picture, Girl in
(47:05):
the picture on Netflix, watch that it's worth it. Um,
that's something. And like I said, I you know, I
loved the offer, and now with all this James con stuff,
it's all it's kind of crazy, but um yeah, not
nothing much else really all right, well, my final thing
on everybody's health is the Dust Brothers. Both Jordan and Miles.
(47:29):
Both of them went down with COVID, so we're wishing
the Dust Brothers. Of course. Jordan Winter of the Dust
Brothers extraordinary Bleach Brothers productions. Um got married last weekend
and unfortunately the Jordan Winter wedding event, the Summer Wedding extravaganza,
turned into a slight minor super spreader event. But everybody
(47:52):
is safe. You know. In l A, apparently a lot
of motherfucker's got that ship. It's popping off. My sister
who has dodged it like me for three years, just
got it this weekend. It's definitely popping off. This week sucks.
Um sucks, so speedy recovery to the Dust Brothers and
everybody congratulate, huge congratulations Jordan Winter who's now married him
(48:17):
and Mrs Winter, and we want everybody to get back
feeling safe, sane and fully recovered. And I mean, listen,
this was a magical podcast. And I know people like, oh,
you're ending, like I said, Like I said, go to
the beach, get a sun tan, do some calisthenics, do
some burpies, drink a fucking my tie. Okay, drink of
(48:40):
jack and coke, A drink some tito's, have a juice
to whatever the funk you want to do. I'm not
gonna keep you here just to fucking keep you here,
all right. We'll be back next week. Two episodes, okay,
part time sometime. Co host Dean Collins will be there.
Maybe he'll show up for two episodes, maybe he won't.
He'll definitely be there for one. The thing is, it's summertime,
(49:02):
it's banana hammock season, it's swamp past season. The moral
of stories to stay safe, stay sane, stay disruptive. I'm
rapp Ports Stereo podcast. We're done, great episode, Dean Collins,
Douce Collins, we want to see you out there, fucking
I'll definitely man I want to see you out there
fucking or holding hands or making ways into something real
(49:24):
nice and real proper. At least be in the game.
You gotta be in it to win it. You're so right,
it's been really fucking nice, man. I'm always I like
I said, I'm so honored to be the half part
time co host once out of the week and I
and I do want to just give a shout out
to somebody. I went on an audition today in person
audition and a guy named George pie Is. I think
(49:45):
that's his name, George pie Is. He is a huge
fan of the Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcast. He came
right over to me at the audition with my mask
on and said, young Shooter, the new half co host.
I've always wanted to meet George. George is the fucking
man with Georgie, I'm with you on these long podcast man.
Like I listened to Red Out Chili Peppers on Howard
Stern for two hours. They're one of my favorite bands.
(50:06):
But even then, it's like, that's a long fucking time
to be listening to something A long time. I mean,
if you guys want to sing for two hours, cool,
But believe we heard the story of Under the Bridge
and for Scotty leaving the band. Two hours is a lot.
Came saw disruptive, came saw it disrupted. Miles Jordan, a K.
The Bleached Brothers a K. The Dust Brothers a K.
(50:27):
The COVID fucking crashers. Take us at every something real nice,
Take us at it with something real proper, but most
importantly end this. Iron Wrappers stereo podcasts Something Real, Loud,
real fun, and real proper. Iron Wrappers stereo podcasts of
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