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August 4, 2023 40 mins

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka The Jewish Don King is here to discuss: DTRUMP getting indicted & arrested again, it being hot everywhere, being back in Syracuse for the first time since he was 15, upcoming stand up shows, when he met Kobe in the gym with Team USA, Mark Jackson & Jeff Van Gundy out at ESPN NBA Broadcasts, Nate Diaz vs. Fake Paul & Being The Jewish Don King, Jorge Masvidal (UFC Superstar/Gamebred Bareknuckle) joins Michael on Jake Paul vs. Nate Diaz, RIP Paul Reubens & RIP Angus Cloud, Ariana Grande The Homewrecker, Actors Strike Update & The Big Dogs, NFL Kicking off & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!

 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Brandon Bang and I Am Rapport Stereo podcast is here. Katie,
have no fear on today's brand new Bang and I
Am Rapaport Stereo podcast. It's time, It's time. Got him once,
got him twice, they indicted him again. Plus, ladies, gentlemen,
keep your man close when Ariana Grande is around. Arianna

(00:37):
the home wreckord Grande is on the loose and taking
men left and right. Plus I am officially the Jewish
don King. I am officially the Jewish don King. I
break down why Plus Jorge Mazdaville Game Bread Street, Jesus Okay,

(00:58):
Miami's finest and I just sat down. The full interview
was coming, but I'm gonna give you a sneak preview
because he breaks down who he thinks will win, Nate
Diaz versus Jake Fucking Paul. It's a fully disruptive, fast
paced I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast coming up right now.
Miles Jordan A wea just wather say, hey, does mother

(01:19):
starts to puppy off some real start to puppy off
something real? Yes, most folly started to pupy off for
something real. Punk I Am Raport Stereo Pockets let's fucking go. Boom,

(01:42):
Have no fear, Have no fear. The I Am Rapaport
Stereo Podcast is here. Boom. I hope everybody's feeling real good.
Hope everybody's feeling real hope, everybody's feeling real sane. Welcome

(02:02):
to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggety
Zone of Disruption. The name is Michael Rappaport aka the
Gringleman Dingo aka the Inflamed ashkea Nazi aka the Sultan
of Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior aka the Raging Bullshitter Whoo.

(02:24):
And this is the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, coming
live and direct, live and direct from somewhere in the
Tri State area. Who name is Michael Rappaport. Feeling real good,
real safe. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.

(02:48):
And I'm feeling real good. I'm feeling fantastic. What a
fucking week. What a week personally, what a week for
the world. We've dropped three three episodes this week. Three
episodes this week one two, three three episodes this week.

(03:09):
I hope you heard them all. Had the banger on Tuesday,
had the emergency had to do an emergency podcast. Had
to do it, had to do an emergency podcast because
pig Dick got indicted again. Whoa, I mean, goddamn it,

(03:31):
pig Dick got indicted one mo time, one mode time
for your mind. So I had to run that back.
Had to run that back real nice and real proper
like and uh. As of the recording of this Iron

(03:52):
Rappaport stereo podcast, pig Dick, it's been in front of
the judge looking like shit, talking all kinds of bullshit.
It's just one pile of shit after another pile of
pig dog shit when it comes to pig Dick Donald Trump.

(04:16):
Now he's saying, I'm getting rushed for you. I'm doing
all this for you. You have no choice, pig Dick.
They're not spending millions and millions of dollars on lawyers
to keep themselves out of jail. You're doing it because

(04:36):
you've gotten yourself into this situation, slob dick, Donald Trump,
You're not a martyr. You're doing this because you got
yourself into this pickle, this pigoty pickle. Pig Dick, Donald
Trump got himself into a pigoty pickle. But we covered
that real nice. We covered that real properly on the

(05:01):
last Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast. Like I said, the emergency,
it was an emergency episode. It was an emergency. I
am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, and here we are. I am
chilling the fuck out. Summer is in full balloom. It's
hot all over the place. Motherfuckers are dropping like flies

(05:24):
from heat strokes left, right and center. Motherfuckers are hot
as can be. I'm chilling for a couple of weeks,
and then I'll be in Syracuse. I'm going to Syracuse,
New York August eighteenth, August nineteenth. I'll be performing and
it is my first time in Syracuse since I was fifteen.

(05:45):
I went to basketball camp. When I was fifteen years old,
I went to the Syracuse Orangeman basketball Camp. I'm gonna
be performing at the Syracuse Funny Bone August eighteenth and nineteenth,
the eighteenth and nineteenth in Syracuse, and then I will

(06:06):
be chilling a little bit and then I'll be back
on the road. It's September. A bunch of shows in September.
I'll be in Salt Lake City the seventh, eighth and ninth, seventh, eighth,
and ninth in Salt Lake City. I'll be in Stamford
the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth Stamford, Connecticut, and San Diego
September twenty first, twenty second, and twenty third. All shows,

(06:29):
All tickets, All information through October is available at Michael
Rapaport Coomedy dot com Michael Rapaport Comedy dot com. I'll
be in Syracuse. I'll see you guys in Syracuse the
eighteenth and the nineteenth. And like I said, I went
to Syracuse one time. They had a basketball camp at

(06:52):
the jim Beheim Syracuse Basketball Camp. I got into trouble.
Who the fuck knows? Listen, who knows? They made me
run the whole Carrier dome, these fucks Jimmy Beaheim. And
I saw Jimmy Beaheim at the Olympic workouts that I
was at. I believe that was so shit. Who the

(07:13):
fuck knows? That was when Kobe was there. That's when
Kobe was there, Lebron was there, Carmela was there, Chris
Paul was there, Blake Griffin was there, Kyrie was there.
It was after his rookie season. That was the last
time I saw Kobe and facts. This is a fact.

(07:34):
I think I've told this story before, but me and
my wife, she was witness, saw Kobe after the practice,
had his sunglasses on, walking in looking debonair like a
fucking movie star. And I said, this was after he
had bust motherfucker's ass and the playoffs, before his injury,
before the Achilles injury. And I said, yo, you are
a motherfucker. And he said, and I quote Mike, fuck

(07:57):
these dudes, these motherfuckers. He used even more graphic language
than I'm not gonna use, but he said, fuck these motherfuckers,
Fuck all these motherfuckers, talking about everybody in the gym,
like none of these dudes draw on my level. None
of these dudes draw on my level. Mike, I was
bugging because he was cursing like that. I was just saying,

(08:17):
what's up. It was after practice, anyway, It was a
memorable thing. I got some pictures with him. My wife
was right there and she was like, only he would
get you talking like that, and he laughed. That was
a charming, cool, unique person, Kobe Bryant. But I saw

(08:38):
Jim Beheim at that practice that I was at. I
was there with Chauncey Phillips, who were doing something for
the NBA, and I don't know where I was. Jim Bayheim.
I saw Jim Behim there and I reminded him and
he said, oh, I remember you, rap Aport, I remember you.
Jim Bam, of course, was the coach who just retired

(09:02):
from Syracuse. They won championships, Carmelo Anthony, Final Fours, Dwayne
Pearl Washington, Derek Coleman, Sherman Douglas, so many great teams,
so many great players, and of course through those iconic
years when the Big East reigned supreme, the Big East

(09:25):
reigned supreme. There's a dope ESPN documentary on the Big East.
If you haven't seen it, or if you want to
rewatch it, you should. It ages fantastically the Big East
when it was everything, the late Great Pearl Washington, Patrick Ewing, Georgetown,
the Saint John's Boys, Chris Mullen, Walter Berry, Willie Glass,

(09:54):
Providence had their crew, Boston College had their crew, Pittsburgh
had their crew. The Big East was popping. It was
so much fun. Anyway, I can't wait to go back
to Syracuse and perform a kick fucking ass the eighteenth
and the nineteenth Speaking to the Big East, Mark Jackson,

(10:17):
fucking ESPN man, what the fuck? Man, Well, they don't
want to pay these dudes, So now, Mark Jackson Stan
Van Gundy both out ed ESPN no longer working calling
the games. Hand down, man down, Mike Brien will stay

(10:39):
on Doris Burke, Doris boring. They can't fire Doris Burke
because then it'll be like, oh, you're doing it because
she's a woman. You mean to tell me that Doris
Burke is a better announcer than Jeff Van Gundy and
Mark Jackson. You mean to tell me that Doris is

(11:00):
more important than Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Listen, Doris Burke,
no disrespect, but I'd rather hear Jeff Van Gundy Mark
Jackson call a fucking game. I can't stand listening the
Doris Burke. That's just me, That is just me. But
Mark Jackson, Saint John's great Brooklyn icon, Brooklyn shit, one

(11:28):
of the great point guards from Brooklyn, New York. One
of the great players. Seventeen years in the NBA, Mark
Jackson seventeen. He's coming on the Iron Rapp Reports stereo podcast.
I'm telling you guys, right now, I'm about to bring
in some fantastic interviews. I got an interview coming up
with Marcellus Wiley, the Marcellus Wiley, illustrious NFL career, great broadcaster,

(11:51):
great shit talker. I got Marcellus Wiley. I got Jorge
Masdaval game bred. Okay, love Jorge fucking love him. I
was at his fight versus Nate Diaz. I can't wait
to talk to him about I was there when pig
dick Donald Trump was. He's a pig dick Donald Trump
supporter and he's an ass kicker. A great interview with

(12:14):
Jorge got my man, Jamie Kennedy Malibu's most wanted scream
This scream, that scream, this that in the third Jamie
Kennedy Experiment. Got a bunch of interviews coming up, and uh,
speaking of MMA, speaking of fights, Saturday Night, the fifth,

(12:36):
August fifth, Nate Diaz versus Jake fucking Paul. I believe
it's ten rounds boxing, ten rounds boxing. I am making
my prediction now. I have Nate Diaz in eight. I
have Nate Diaz knocking this motherfucker out in the eighth.

(13:01):
And I'm gonna be honest. You could start calling me
the Jewish don King. That's a fact. Start calling me
the Jewish don king because I and being credited and
I didn't say this when I heard about it. I
am being credited with being responsible for getting this fight going,

(13:25):
getting the negotiations going. Fact, that's a fucking fact. His manager,
Nate's manager, Zach Rosenfeld, great Jew, talked about it, called
me a couple of months ago. I was on Ario
Hawani's podcast. Who will also be coming on this podcast? Great?

(13:48):
The Howard Cosell of the UFC, the Howard co Cell
of Combat Sports, also worked at ESPN. He's just a
great broadcaster, great personality. I was on Ari's podcast and
I said, and I quote because Ariel said that Jake

(14:08):
Paul no Logan Paul might fight Nate Diaz. I said,
that's never gonna happen. Fuck that, I said, Nate Diaz
versus Jake Paul. You want fucking smoke with Nate Diaz.
I'd pay one hundred and ninety nine ninety nine to
watch Nate Diaz fight Jake Paul Miles Jordan. Play the tape,

(14:31):
Play the fucking tape. What's his weight? Like? What way
would would he be?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, he would fight at one seventy but for boxing
maybe eighty five.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
He'll fuck Jake Paul up. He'll fuck Jake Paul up.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Would you be more interested in seeing that than the
rather than the rematch.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Nate Nate Diaz versus Jake Paul.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You're all in, And even though Jake just lost, you
want to say, smoke fuck.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
With fuck with Nate Diaz. That would be I'd pay
one hundred nine ninety nine. And Zach Rosenfeld is on
record looking up ESPN dot com as saying that spawned
the idea. After Rappaport said it, it became clear to
him to get that fight. Call me the fucking Jewish

(15:17):
don king look it up because we could say what
we want about fake Paul, but he's good at selling
a fight. And Logan Paul's like two hundred and thirty pounds.
We don't know what he's on, Okay, Logan Paul is
a fantastic WWE wrestler. He's awesome. He's out there doing flips,

(15:41):
back flips, jumping off the tables, doing all kinds of shit.
Jake Paul thinks he's a boxer. You think you're a boxer,
You get in there with Nate fucking dzbaby, let's fucking go.
I got Nate Diz in the eighth fucking round. Baby,
let's fucking go. Oh Okay, that's my pick. I was

(16:05):
gonna go to the fight, but I couldn't make it.
I was gonna go to Dallas to be ring signed
at the fight. Couldn't make it. But trust me, I'll
be watching that shit. I don't know if it's on ESPN.
Dan's in whatever that is. I was offered ring sign seats.
Could not make it, but that's my prediction. I'm putting
my money where my fucking big disruptive mouth is. Look

(16:27):
it up. You're listening to the Jewish don King. Whoo
all right, And as I told you earlier, Okay, Jorge
maz Deville, Game bread Street, Jesus. Okay, Miami's finest is
coming up on a brand new, banging, sit down interview

(16:48):
with me. Okay, We're talking about so many different things,
but I'm gonna give you a sneak preview because he
breaks down who he thinks will win this weekends fight
that me, the Jewish don King has put together. Okay,
Jorge maz Debo and I just sat down. The full

(17:10):
interview was coming, but here's a sneak peek and his
preview of the Jake Pole or should I say Fake
Pole Nate Diaz fight. Check this out, Jake Paul versus
Nate Diz? Who do you want to win? Who's gonna win?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm always with with like my MMA brothers and sisters
when they go into boxing, specially you know it's unfamiliar territorials,
so we're very familiar with it. I just I don't
know if you're gonna put it. Also, like Jake, I
like that, uh that he's fighting man after he lost.
I'm really respecting him a lot more after he lost
the Tyson Fury. You know that he's getting back in
there and he's not getting an easy fight. There's a

(17:48):
lot of taxi cab drivers he could have beat up.
He went and picked Nate. So I'm starting to like
Jake more and more like now as a fighter, like man,
he not only are you fighting through the loss, but
you're not fighting the easiest fight out there. So my
heart stuff is gonna be with Nate because he's an
MMA guy. But I wouldn't be surprised if Jake pulled
it off. Man, I mean, he's been doing it. He's
been more active and it's just boxing. You know, how's

(18:09):
Nate's lifestyle been outside of retiring and all that.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I I don't know. I don't know if he's in
the best shape.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Did you ever think you would say that? Though, like, oh,
Jake Paul never never never never know never never and
it's no no offense. And but these guys grew up
doing that, you know, and boom, this guy was like
an actor.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
He's doing all this stuff and you don't even call.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Him an actor. He's he's more of a boxer than
he was an actor.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
But then that you know, or YouTube sensation, you know sensation, Yeah,
YouTube sensation, crazy amount of subscribers. Never would have thought
this guy's gonna turn into like somebody's beating up guys. Now, granted,
Woodley was towards the end of his career and stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I he beat him, my guy, fucking Nate Nate Robinson.
I mean, come on, man, he beat your guy Woodley? No, oh, Ben, yeah,
killing that guy. I couldn't stand him after you beat as.
I was just like, this is an embarrassment. I was
really disgusted with the Jake Paul thing. This is my words.
I was like, this is the Throne fight because it

(19:11):
looked so it looked like literally like a guy who's
never fought first, a guy who's just you know, like
in a bar, like it's just like boom.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I was insane to me.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Ben as good as he was an Olympic wrestler, he
was a two time national champion, four time finalists at
the NCAA, so he went to the finals four times
and he won it twice. So when it comes to wrestling,
this guy was creaming of the crop. But he had
this arrogance that you could just see in his videos
and he used to say it all the time. I
don't do anything else but wrestling. I don't even care
about jiu jitsu, boxing, kicking anything. I'm just gonna wrestle

(19:44):
guys and beat him up like that. And he was
able to do it for nineteen fights until he got
to me. He was nineteen no when he found me,
and that was very impressive. But he never never stepped
outside of that, never got outside of his comfort zone,
never wanted to learn how to box, trick or anything.
So when the time came there out for the moment
and then every yar I went and fought Jake Paul
and it was regarding an aspect that he never practicing.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
He looked like that, I mean I even.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Hit the constantly say it on INTERVIEWSS like I don't box,
I don't do any of that ship, I'm just wrestling.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
What does that mean? Though I go to I go
to what's the gym? I go to Equinox, I hit
the I know that, I know everyone knows to keep
her hand.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I was some guys are so like, you know, fucking
shot out that, Like, no, this is all like he
would spar guys and just immediately go for the take down,
you know, and he was able to do this with
high level strikers constantly take him down. He just figured
I don't need the strike. I'm just gonna wrestle with
you immediately and that's it. And you know, credit to him.
It worked for a while.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
If Jake Paul said, hey, you're next.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I was like, death by suicide, fucking suicide. Wish would
you beat his ass? I think I'd fucking break his
eye over though, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
He straight boxing.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
So if we've got the disciplines of MMA, right, wrestling,
jiu jitsu, mutai boxing, whatever else you want to throw
in there, there's one of them that's always stand out
and that I'm very natural, and there's some of them
that are not. That I worked my whole life to
become a world class athlete in that aspect I'm talking
about wrestling, I couldn't make a living off. I couldn't
go out there and get a medal for this country.

(21:20):
As much as I love wrestling, I'm a huge fan
of it, it just wasn't like my natural powers. But
since I was a kid, since I was like seven
eight years old, I could box very, very good and
very natural. So now if I have to pick of
one of those arts what to do, it'd be boxing.
And not to dis jager nothing, but he's not the
caliber of boxing. They could stop me.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
You know.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I have a lot of experience working out with boxers
with high level boxing since I was a kid, A
lot of them defected from Cuba and the gym that
I was at we had numerous world champions and Olympians
since I was like fourteen fifteen. These are the guys
that I was working out all the way until I
was like twenty three twenty four, So I was very
much involved in the boxing world, learning from some of
the best in the world, and I just athlete to athlete,

(22:07):
not talking about the fighting, because I know I got
way more dog than I'm just an athlete to athlete,
speed for speed, technique and all that. I don't think
we're in the same realm, do you. But you're getting
at the age libit.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
He likes that he likes older men acts and older man.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
And that's smart of him. You know, I'm thirty eight.
I think he's in his twenties later twenties, you know.
So it's a perfect fight for him in a sense
because I'm definitely headed downhill. I'm not headed uphill on
my physical powers. So be the best fight for him.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
But you too, You're a good You're a good promoter. Yeah,
I mean, I would love to see I love fighting,
the sport and the grind of it, and I have
such reverence for fighters. And the fact that he's listen,
business is business. The business is incredible. But the fact
that he made himself some belt and he raised it

(22:54):
to me, it's like when I grew up watching Ali,
when I grew up watching Leonard Ray lenn versus Daran.
We talk about you know, Tommy Hurts, I ran Barkley
when I talk about the wars, and you see most
of the fighters cry when they raise that belt. To me,
it's such a disrespect to what you guys do that

(23:14):
I want to see him get fucked up in a
boxing ring the way he needs to get fucked up
in the boxing ring, and not these handpicked fucking Ben
Askrin and Nate Robinson and all this. I want to
see him, Like, you're a boxer, I want to see
you fight a guy who's even who's thirty nine. You
know he won't fight someone his age, who who has
much experience. I mean that Tommy freeh is a joke

(23:36):
that I'm We're lucky that it went that way.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I'm saying I wasn't a happy sing that fight either.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
For entertainment, guys get fucking after bro go go hurt
each other, you know, because that's.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Who we want to see.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
We want to see you want to be a boxer,
Let's see you get punched in the fucking face.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I mean, punch a guy in the face something.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, So I'm saying, Jake Paul, I'm looking for that
if you make it out of its game, fucking bread.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I don't I don't think they take that he don't
want that fight. I don't think they want that fight.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
So are you saying that he's pussy?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
No, you're not saying that.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I didn't say I'm not.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I'm not. I thought that's what you were saying.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
No, I'm not saying that because it is boxing to
have to build, and and you know he is coming off.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
How much building do we need. He's got his training sets.
I've never seen a guy with a bigger training. He's
got yoga guys, he's got jugglers. You look at his
true he's got everything there. He's got magicians, he's getting stretched,
he's getting oils, he's meditating, therapists.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I just think, what does he need. I don't think
i'd be good for you, don't think it'd be good
for business. For good for business.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know I'm explosive and nate not to dis him,
and I literally fight it. So I know he has
no power. He has like fucking pills and had. Now
he's accumulation guy. He's gonna break you down. He's gonna drown.
He's gonna if you're throwing thirty punches, he's gonna throw
a hundred around and just drowning that.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
But he has like no power.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Then you put these boxing gloves on him, and then
you don't let them do some missions and kicks and
all that.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
There's a lot of factors towards.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
But he took a beating from you. How could Jake
Paul took a beating from me? He took a beating
from you, And I was rooting for Nate, but he
took a beating. He kept coming. I can't see how
Jake is gonna be able to sustain that. Like I
can't see Jake number one putting that kind of beating
on him because it's just not I just don't see it.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Also, Nate's not the same because now this is like
four years removed, plus all the damage that he took
in the fight. It might be half the damage now
that he takes. And he's not the same, you know,
because that's whyppens.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
You're fighting. Your tin doesn't get any better because you
got hit. Love that.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Like I told you, Joorge is coming up with a
full full Iron Rapport stereo podcast sit down. He says,
Nate's got pillow hands. I think Jake's gonna get the
ship beating out of him, or should I say fake
is going to get the shit beat out of him.

(26:05):
Sad week awesome, some good actors. Paul Rubins a k a.
Pee Wee Herman beloved, Everybody loves pee Wee Herman. Everybody
loved Paul Rubens. I actually never met him. I never

(26:26):
met him, but I know a lot of people that
knew him, and he just was sounded like a such
a sweet guy, nice guy. And of course pee Wee Herman, peeke,
what don't you make me? Because I don't make monkeys.
I just trained him. I mean, pe Wee Herman. What
an iconic, unique, original creation, unbelievably unique, just so original,

(26:55):
so weird, so funny, and uh sad, sad that happened.
I remember seeing pee Wee Herman when I was a kid.
I don't know if I first saw him as pee
Wee Herman in he was like in a Cheech and
Chiks movie or some shit, but I remember pee Wee
Herman's The pee Wee Herman Show, and I don't remember

(27:16):
where it was on how to find it? And then
of course pee Wee's Big Adventure and it's just it's
everybody fucks with pee Wee Herman, and you know he
got caught up into some weird shit something happened. He
got arrested. And you know, I think Paul Rubens was gay,
and it was probably hard being gay at that I know,

(27:37):
not probably it was hard being gay. It wasn't like
you could just come out. And you know, he did
this show that you know, kids really loved, and I
don't know, but he had such a great he has
a great reputation. Everybody that knew him just said he
was the sweetest, nicest, most loving, generous person. He loved comedians,
loved funny people, and he just was just seemed like

(27:59):
just a a really really nice person. And I mean,
pee wee herman. What a creation, what a unique, weird
creation from the mind of Paul Rubins, who died passed
away at seventy years old, I believe of cancer. And
then another sad passing this week, the actor from Euphoria.

(28:20):
I don't know if he had ever acted before, but
this kid Ingus Cloud, who made a big splash just
his unique look way of speaking on the show Euphoria.
Twenty five years old. I believe that he passed away
from a drug overdose, which is twenty five man, fucking

(28:41):
sad man, twenty five years old. That is crazy shit. Man,
that's too young to die. Twenty five years old is
too young to go. And these drugs you cannot fuck with.
These drugs, you can't mix and match. Things are gonna
be alright, will always be all right. And that was

(29:03):
really really sad to hear that, and moving on to
some pop listen, I had a big fucking stir. I
don't know if you guys remember the shit that I
got into. I got into a whole fucking online controversy
in I don't know if it was twenty eighteen, two

(29:27):
thy nineteen, Okay, I don't even remember what fucking spawned it,
but I said something about Ariana Grande. I basically said
she ain't all at I don't remember what. Something spawned it,
something inspired me to talk some shit about Ariana Grande.
And let me tell you something. Holy shit, people went

(29:51):
fucking crazy. The Ariana Grande fans. They went insane on me.
They went fuck I mean, I'm telling you no. I
had motherfuckers DM and me, threatening girls, little fucking kids,
teeny boppers harassing me, dming me, saying wild they got

(30:12):
my phone number. These little fuckers from all over the
world dming me in like different languages and I don't
even know what the Portuguese. Whatever the fuck? But who
was right? Once again? Listen Ariana Grinny. He's got an
incredible career. She's cute, incredible voice, just grated doing impersonation.

(30:35):
She seems great. I busted her bout to knock her
the fuck down a peg lo and behold who was right?
Ariana Grinding is a fucking homewrecker. She's a double homewrecker,
two times, two fucking times. She's out there stealing husband. Listen,

(30:58):
Ariana Grinning. Don't I'm around here. My wife's not playing
that shit dog. Fucking you and the grands or the
granddad's or the fucking you and your little crew, your
little girl gang crew and your fans, your legion of
cookie fans, don't come around me. But she's in a

(31:20):
big Listen. She stole somebody's husband, allegedly, and this isn't
the first time she's done it. It's the second time.
And apparently she's done it real greasy, real fucking greasy.
She's with this funny looking, funny face kid. I don't
know who this fuck ethan Slater. He looks like he's

(31:43):
like uh, you know, like he's dressing up on some
pewee hermit shit. He's a singer. I don't know what
the fuck he is. But Ariana Grande keep yo. If
Ariana Grinde comes around your your band, ladies, hold on
to him, tight, hold on to him, real fucking tight,

(32:04):
because already on the ground, he don't give a fuck. Okay,
she'll steal your man and steal the band. Whoo what
else is going on? This fucking Actors Strike, SAG, Screen
Actors Guild Man. Unfortunately, based on what I'm hearing, shit, man,
I said this before, but we're gonna be duking it

(32:26):
out with these motherfuckers. We're gonna be duking it out.
A lot of people donating money because I told you
guys this man. Not every actor is a kazillionaire, you know,
so the actors and writers, you know, especially if there's
older ones. Some people live checked the check. But George Clooney,

(32:50):
Blake Lively, whose husband is Ryan Reynolds, that motherfucker. Apparently
he's a billionaire. Ryan Reynolds on some like cellular phone
company some shit. Apparently Ryan Reynolds makes a lot of
money off of just forget what he does as an actor.
You know, I've never seen Ryan Reynolds in anything. I never.

(33:12):
I've literally never seen Ryan Reynolds act in anything. But
I know he's good. I know he's a big star.
I know he's dead Pool, Deadpool one, Dead Pull two,
Dead Pull three. But I don't think a green lantern
right is in me all that shit. He does big movies,

(33:34):
but I gotta be honest, I've never seen him in
one thing. I know, you're like, what the fuck you?
I said this before. Roan Reynolds is never I've never
seen one of those movies. He's got that Wrexham show.
I think he owns a soccer tipe. This guy's rich anyway, him,
George Clooney, they've donated it some money to the actors
and the writers. I am telling you Ryan Reynolds, George Clooney,

(33:58):
Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller was out there protesting, striking. They
need to have these fucking CEOs, the heads of these companies.
They need to sit down with them, do a weekend retreat.
And I don't know where you guys go, Vermont, Wisconsin.
I don't know what the hip place is now. The

(34:19):
Sierra Mont Mountains, Alaska, wherever the fuck you guys go.
But the big dogs are most powerful, charming, charismatic actors
need to sit down and be as charming and charismatic

(34:40):
as they possibly can and speak on behalf of the
actors and directors to get this shit to move forward,
because it ain't moving forward. It is not moving forward.
And these guys, these billionaires, despite the fact that they're very,

(35:02):
very powerful, they are starfuckers. They are star fuckers. They
can help move the needle when you're in front of
Brad Pitt. That'm a George Coney. Just it's not like
an accident that these fucking guys are big stars. They

(35:23):
will charm the fucking pants off you. And I'm not
saying in a fake way. They just have charisma. It's
called an ip factor. It's a certain sha quah. They
have it. Podcast. Football season has officially started. Guys. You

(35:56):
heard the fantasy football guys on the pond the other day. Okay,
football season has officially begun. They had the Hall of
Fame game the other night, which means nothing except that
football season has officially started. Fantasy football has officially started,

(36:23):
So get your fuck and mind right. We're in August.
That's right, We're in August. We're halfway through twenty twenty three.
Next year is an election year. Get your fucking tighten
your fucking panties up. Okay, but August means mock draft.

(36:49):
August means the rest mock draft. August means know your guys, giggity,
get your fucking guy. August means fantasy football is here,
and I'm gonna tell you guys. I am going to
tell you right. I tell everybody this, my mantras, my

(37:13):
way of thinking, the disruptive fantasy football mindset. People envy it,
they respect it because it's a champion Chip POV, a
champion chip point of view. Okay, know your fucking guys,
get your fucking guys. But most importantly, when you are

(37:37):
playing fantasy football, always, always, never, ever, ever ever forget
to talk as much shit as possible. Talk so much
shit all day, every single day. You must talk shit,

(38:02):
A B and D. Always be talking. Bust balls, break balls,
bus chops break their fucking balls all day, every single day.
Otherwise why do it? Why participate? Okay, because that's the fun.

(38:25):
And I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Anybody,
anybody can talk shit. When things are hunky dory. Anybody
can talk shit when things are going your way, but
it takes it real, man. It takes a real disruptor
to talk shit when the chips are down, when things

(38:48):
are looking dim, when the lights are turning out. That's
when you have to turn it up when it comes
to talking that shit, that good old greasy shit. Listen
to what Michael Jordan said. He said it during the
last dance, Miles Jordan. Play that clip of Jordan bj
Armstrong thought shit was sweet. Play that clip.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I see if all that trash talking starts when it's
zero zero instead of five six point league ashwhere start.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
That's the kind of a good man if you can
talk shit when it even score, or talk hit when
you're behind school when your head she didn't talk. Michael
Jordan said it. I say it. Never forget bust fucking
balls when things aren't going your way. Trust me, it's
the best way to turn the fucking tide anyway. I'm done,

(39:43):
fucking done, came saw conquered, came saw disrupted. Can't remember
I'm on tour starting the eighteenth Caank told you Syracuse
eighteenth and nineteenth Salt Lake City seventheenth in ninth of September, Stanford, Connecticut,
the fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth in San Diego. The twenty first,

(40:07):
twenty second, and twenty third of September. Miles Joann aka
The Beach Brothers eight ka The Diggey Dust Brothers. Take
me at you with something real nice, take me at
it with something real lounge, but most importantly, take me
at it with something real funckys i am reports every
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