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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pig Dick, Donald Trump, Dick Stein, Donald Trump was in
the South Bronx, South South Bronx, which is crazy, and
a bunch of people came out, allegedly it was twenty
five thousand, thirty thousand people. I've never seen you. I've
never seen a president in the South Bronx. If you
(00:22):
grew up in New York City, May Era, and I
know the South Bronx isn't as bad, isn't as fucked
up as it used to be in the sixties, seventies,
in the eighties. But the fact that Pig Dick showed
up in the South Bronx and people were there, Hey,
smoking Joe, you should go to Queens, go to Harlem,
(00:43):
go to Brooklyn smoking Joe Biden. Go to fucking Brownsville,
go to Bedsty smoking Joe Biden. Have your own pep
rally out there. Yes. On today's brand new Banging I
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am Rappaport Stereo podcast Anthony Edwards. You're twenty two. Nobody
wants to hear about you in the Minnesota Timberwolves being tired.
You're twenty two years old, get yourself some sleepy time,
t and man up because you're in the fight of
your lives because Kookie Kyrie Irving is playing better than
(01:26):
he ever has. Plus bully Ball Brunson Jalen Brunson was somehow,
some way left off of one person's all NBA team votings.
Trying to fuck my man, bully Ball Brunson's money up.
All NBA teams were announced, and there may not be
any NBA at all on T and T. That's right.
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We may be coming to the end of a thirty
five year era on T and T with shaq, Ernie
Kenny and of course the Great Charles Barkley. All that
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This here, boom. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.
Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. The name is
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Michael Rappaport, a k a. The Gringo Man Dingle a
k a. The Inflamed Oshka Na's the aka the Sultan
of Sniff AKA the Raging Bullshitter. And this is the
I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, coming live and direct Memorial
Day Weekend, twenty twenty four. Boom, I'm rap Port Stereo podcast,
(03:18):
coming live and direct. I am wishing you all a fantastic, RESTful,
peaceful Memorial Day weekend. As I said, the name is
Michael Rappaport. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
Feeling real good, feeling real safe. That's a nice coffee,
(03:44):
feeling real saying, hopped up on some real nice ice coffee.
I don't know what the hell my wife put in here,
but I'm on that rocket fuel, that jet fuel. I'm
rap Port Stereo pod Cast. Everybody, What can I get into?
So much? What a week? What a week? What a time?
(04:09):
As I told you, it's Memorial Day weekend next week,
it's June. I can't believe how fast time goes, and
that yet at the same time, how slow it also goes.
But we're heading into the month of June, which will
take us into the second half of twenty twenty four,
which is insane, insane in the Migdi membrane, insane, got
(04:33):
no brain. NBA playoffs let me. I don't even know
where to start. You know, people have said you need
to make it. I could give two shits gonna I'm
gonna make it clear one more time. I'm watching Boston
and Indiana, but I don't care about either one of
those teams. I have such deep seated, long term disdain
(05:00):
dislike you know, they talk about Trump derangement syndrome. I
have Boston Celtic derangement syndrome. I have Boston Celtic derangement syndrome.
I have Indiana Pacer derangement syndrome. I could give two
shits what happens in that series. Boston's gonna win the series.
(05:22):
I don't care if Indiana win won the series. I
could give two shits about that either. I can't stand them.
I try to watch the game objectively. I just I
don't like it. I don't like the way the Boston
arena looks. Whatever the fucking cowco Quack Cole whatever, Boston whatever,
tea Leaf Garden, whether the fuck it's called. What is
(05:46):
it called tea leaf Garden, the tea Party, I don't
know what it's called. I don't care. I don't like.
I don't like the way the Boston fans look. I
don't like Jaylen Brown, Jason Tatum, Marcus Smart, Kevin McHale,
Robert Parrish, Danny Ainge, Bill Fitch. I don't like any
(06:08):
of them. Bob Coozy, none of them. Indiana Pacers, same thing,
Mark Jackson, Jadallen Rose, Reggie fucking Miller. There's no dentist
in Indiana that would have hooked you up to fix
those snaggle teeth. Reggie Miller. I don't like him. I
(06:32):
don't support him. I don't care about him. But I
will say that the NBA Playoffs have been and always
will be fantastic. Whoever came up with that slogan, the
NBA is fantastic. They were right. And the Wolves versus
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the Magic, the magic, the Mavericks listen, Kyrie Irving. I
don't know if they got him sobered up. I don't
know if they got him on some lexapro, but he's
on his best behavior on and off the court. He
says the right things. He seems at peace and watching him,
(07:13):
although I know he's an anti Semitic fuck, they got
you trained up, and I know he's anti Semitic. I
know he's an anti Semitic fuck. But as a basketball player,
holy shit, holy shit. I mean, it reminded me of
(07:33):
that Game three, Stay with me, Game three when we
went to Cleveland when Kevin Durant hit that shot. Game
three when Durant was with the Warriors Broomgate where he
(07:54):
went off and they lost, but it was like he
went off. I'll try to find that game because he
went crazy that game and he just got the whole
Did you ever you know what, ever? Mind you watching
Kyrie Irving play basketball now? When he's around the rim,
you ever play on like an eight foot rim or
(08:16):
a nine foot rim, like one of those dunk rims.
That's the shit he does in the NBA. He's like doing,
I'm going to the hoop on my left hand. I'm
finishing on my right hand, but all that I'm gonna
finish with my left hand. He does all that like
Fantasy Island shit, but for real. And Luca's just a
big bulldozing, totally confident, poised goon. And if the Wolves
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don't Anthony yo an man, don't ever, ever, ever say
after you lose a game that you're tired, ever again,
You're twenty two. Nobody wants to hear that a twenty
two year old's hired. It don't sound right. But they
got their asses kicked. And now we're heading into a series.
(09:07):
But if the Walls don't turn it around asap the
way that Kyrie and Luca are playing, listen, it's a
long series. I'm like making these prognosis sound like when
these assholes on ESPN. The fact is it's a long series.
I expect this to go six seven games. I still
have the Mavericks winning. But those two guys are just
(09:32):
on some shit. Those two guys are on some shit.
Luca and Kyrie are just so comfortable and so relaxed
out there. And Anthony Edwards, you said you wanted Kyrie.
You need to guard him because game one he ran
a fool on the whole crew. You said you wanted them,
(09:55):
Well go out there and find him. But I told
you all the benches would play a big role, and
they did. And like I said, I could give two
shits about the Pacers Celtics, but the NBA playoffs are
and always will be fantastic. The NBA All NBA Teams
(10:16):
came out. Some guy left Jalen Brunson off, not just
the first team, not just the second team, the third teams,
all three teams. He had a chance to put Jalen
Brunson up there for three teams he left them off.
But the All NBA first Team Shay Guildris Luca, Jason Tatum, Giannis,
(10:41):
Antemacumbo who I don't know. He didn't play a lot
of games, but he still made it. And of course
the joker the second team, Jalen Brunson got the most votes,
so he was like the sixth man, than ant Man,
the Big Spinner from Phoenix, Kawhi Leonard Anthony Davis. Both
those guys are in and out all season. And the
(11:03):
third team was Devin Booker, d Booker, Steph Curry, Tyrese Halliburton,
Lebron James, and Demontes Sabonis from the Sacramento Kings. And
the crazy thing is by being named to All NBA
teams Anthony Edwards and Tyrese Halliburton locked in another forty
(11:25):
million dollars of contract earnings. Can you imagine you get
voted in and they're like, yeah, you get an extra
forty forty million, not forty thousand, not four hundred thousand,
forty million, And guys like Bam Aute Bio and Tyrese
Maxey had similar clauses but did not get named. So
(11:45):
they're like, damn forty millli shit, that's insane. The money
NBA players are making and the money that NBA players
are going to be making is crazy. It's incredible. Good
for them, Good for them, But when you're twenty two,
(12:07):
don't talk about being tired. Ant man. But I don't know.
It's like that dude that didn't vote in Bullyball Brunson.
He didn't have one of those clauses to give him
more money. But it's a media member from Greece who,
for some reason, I don't know why or how bully
(12:29):
Ball Brunton didn't make any of his yea, we need
to take your your shit away because if bully Ball
Brunson had money on the table and you didn't vote
him in and that would have kept him off those teams.
You're taking forty million dollars potentially out of Bullyball Brunson's pockets.
But the All NBA teams, the Olympic teams, it's gonna
(12:51):
be dope. I'm actually hyped about the Olympics. I'm gonna
spend some time focusing watching the Olympics because there's going
to be some incredible competitive basketball. And remember three on
three is coming. Jimmer Ferdett is on Team USA three
on three of course, shout out to the Big Three.
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And uh, I don't know. They just fired JB. Bickerstaff.
I think that's his second team being fired from. I
think he coached the Rockets, but they just fired him
from the Cleveland Cavaliers. Donovan Mitchell has a gripe thought
he could have made it to the fourth seed with
the Cabs. He's an ill player and a friend of
(13:35):
the Iron Rapport stereo podcast. But he's out. JMI Bickerstaff
is done. Also Jamal Murray and Paolo Banchero. They also
did make these all NBA teams. I'm not sure if
they got fucked out of money too. But the other
crazy thing that's going on in the NBA is the media,
(13:56):
the ownership the rights. It's looking like ESPN, Amazon and
NBC are going to take over the rights the media
rights for seven point four billion dollars starting next season,
which could change if Warner Brothers wants to take legal action.
(14:18):
The big thing about where the games are streamed, who's
streaming the games is that if T and T loses
rights to the NBA on T and T, of course
the iconic shows with Shaq, Charles Kenny, that'll be a
big loss. Man, That'll be a big loss for NBA fans.
(14:40):
That'll be a big loss, like that show's been on
for like shit, twenty eight years, twenty seven years. Ernie Johnson,
It would be tough if the NBA on if that's
be like a big show being canceled from a lot
of people's lives, even though the show is not as
popping as it used to be. And you know, Shaq
(15:01):
and Charles sometimes act like and blatantly straight up say
they don't give a fuck about the games. Ernie Johnson, Kenny,
the Jet Smith, Charles Barkley and the Diesel Shaquille O'Neil.
I don't know that would be that's even my wife
watches it. It started in nineteen eighty nine and thirty
five years, thirty five years of so much fun, so
(15:25):
much great coverage, so many iconic hot takes. But Amazon
apparently is gonna throw two billion dollars, two billion dollars
just for the in season tournament, some playoff games, and
the w n B A to B two billion dollars.
That's why motherfucking players are making so much money. NBC
(15:47):
is apparently thrown in two point six million dollars for
games and a Sunday night show Basketball in America, which
is great, it'll be great, but it's just I mean,
change is good, change is good, but I would be
disappointed if there's no Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson,
(16:10):
and Shaquille O'Neill. Apparently, now Charles Barkley is coming up
with some ideas to try to save it. I don't
know the coverage of the NBA. Yo, I'm gonna tell
you something. The best coverage of NBA basketball is Frank
I Solop, Brian Scalabrini. If you have serious ExM I
watch I listen. Sorry, I listened to them every morning.
I think you could stream the show, but I listened
(16:32):
to that every morning during the NBA season, not every morning,
but almost every morning, certainly during the playoffs. It's not
as gossip y, it's not the gotification of the NBA.
They're not like, oh, this is the greatest player, this
is the greatest run, this is the greatest shot. It's
the greatest team, it's the greatest uniform, this is the
greatest cheerleading squad. They don't do all that. They just
(16:54):
break the games down. It's fun, it's smart, it's not
too and it's not too uptight. That's my favorite show,
Frank Isola and scal Brian Scalabrini. But it's gonna change.
It's going to change, uh somehow someway. If they put
I mean, it would be dope. I'm sure NBC is
(17:16):
gonna do something dope if they have games on there,
you mean, you know, NBA Basketball in America Sunday Night.
That's it's dope. But I just don't want to lose Charles,
Kenny and Shack. I'm watching the games. And if you're
(17:47):
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Speaking of twenty twenty four, Pig Dick Donald Trump Dick
Stein Donald Trump was in the BX.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
South Pro South South South Prom South South from South
prom the South South froxuth rov the South South from.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Many people tell you hear KRS one, You hear k
RS one b dB crew talking about South Bronx. Well,
pig Dick Donald Trump was in the South Bronx South
South Bronx.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
South South South Prom South South Fro, which is crazy,
And a bunch of people came out allegedly twenty five thousand,
thirty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And I've never seen you. I've never seen a president
in the South Bronx. If you grew up in New
York City, May Era, and I know the South Bronx
isn't as bad, isn't as fucked up as it used
to be in the sixties seventies, in the eighties. But
the fact that pig Dick showed up in the South
Bronx and people were there, Hey, smoking Joe. You should
(19:26):
go to Queens, go to Harlem, go to Brooklyn smoking
Joe Biden, Go to fucking Brownsville, go to Bedsty smoking
Joe Biden. Have your own pep rally out there. But
people came out, people were talking shit about AOC. AOC
has anointed herself like like she's like, Aos, I'm Alexandria
(19:49):
from the Bronx. You ain't. You're goofy. AOC, the squad
and all them you're goofballs, especially AOC. Dick came out there.
And listen to how hype people were to have pig
Dick in the Bix. Obviously these are the people that
were hyped them. Well, if you were there, obviously were
(20:09):
hyped to see pig Dick. Anyway, listen to some people,
uh their thoughts and feelings about pig Dick, Donald Trump
being in the Bronx. Where you're from the Bronx actually
originally from the Bronx and from New York. I'm from
the Bronx right here in the Bronx, New York. This
is home right here, AOC says, if you're not a Democrat,
you don't belong here in the Bronx. What do you say?
I disagree with that. I don't think she should be
(20:30):
here in the Bronx. I actually don't know any Democrats
sitting in the Bronx. Look, AOC, look at the tremendous
support for mister Donald J. Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You need to tell hard and she needs to stay
out the Bronx because look at.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All the people around. Everybody say for Trump. I am
a Democrat and I belong here. And who you're voting for?
Donald J. Trump? What is AOC jn for the Bronx.
She's done nothing for the Bronx. Nothing, nothing's changed, nothing's
gotten any better, nothing. Absolutely no Arra comes to the
parson Naha, come among these people.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Got struggled.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
She doesn't even know what struggle is. I think it's great.
I think it's great. I think it's great that people
are doing what they want to do, following what they
want to do, thinking the way they want to think, unabashedly.
I truly encourage it. Because the amount of craziness that
has went on this week with these congressional hearings and
(21:29):
the right and the left and the left and the
right and what's right and what's left and Democrat and Republican.
I don't label myself anything, and I think they should
take away these labels of Democrat, Republican, independent, vote on
the policies, don't vote for the people. Fuck these guys,
they're all full of shit. But you got yo. It's
(21:54):
just an insane time. It's an insane time, and as
insane as it is now heading into Memorial Day weekend,
it's going to be more insane. It is going to
be more insane as we get closer to election time.
It is going to be more insane as we get
closer to announcing a verdict on the pig dick Donald Trump,
(22:19):
Stormy Daniel's hush money case. It's an insane time. And
I encourage everybody to be critical, independent thinkers, and I
know it's a pain in the ass, but do not
let these labels embolden you. Do not let these labels
trap you into thinking that one side is necessarily better
(22:43):
than the other side. On both sides. I said it,
on both sides again. Does that mean I'm voting for
pig dick Donald Trump? Most likely not. F I can't
imagine doing it. But I can tell you one thing
when it comes to the reperence sentitives and all that
the council people, my representatives. I vote for who I
(23:07):
want to vote for. I vote for who I want
to vote for, and I encourage everybody to do the
same because it's upside down what you just heard right there,
Line ted cruise, little fuckhead line ten cruise. I agree
with line ted cruise, little line ten cruise. Yo. These
(23:34):
congressional hearings during the week. I don't know how they
schedule them, why they schedule them, what they schedule them,
how it's based, But them shits are Yo. That's good TV.
And they all know now like the congressional hearings Like Yo,
that's how you get votes because you get up till
you start talking your shit. I didn't know about this case.
(23:58):
They had some rapists, some pedophiliac, sick funk rapist who
claimed he was a woman but still probably had a
big dick, and he's in there with the in a
women's prison because he claimed. You know, if you got
a dick bigger than mine, you're not a woman, Duke.
(24:19):
I don't give a fuck what you're on. I don't
give a fuck what you say you are. I don't
care if you wear makeup dresses, you do ballet dancing,
you piss sitting down, If you got a dick bigger
than mine, you ain't a woman. That's how I do it.
(24:55):
What else is going on? This is a crazy week
to be live the We're heading into the two hundred
and thirty second, two hundred and thirty third days of
hostages still being held in Gaza, still being held. There
(25:15):
was a disgusting video, a three minute video of these
five young girls, these IDF girls, And you know, I
got disgusted because CNN refer to them as troops. These
are not troops. These are not active soldiers who were
like caught, the base was overtaken. These girls are in
(25:39):
their pajamas. One of these girls is nineteen and snoopy
pajamas and these sick animals. I don't know if you
saw the video, but I encourage you to watch the video.
I encourage everybody to watch that three minute video and
see if you could rationalize it. I know people are like, well,
they're oppressed people, really, so you raise oppression is means rape,
(26:01):
they're these whatever. Watch the video decide for yourself. But
these are not troops. These are not soldiers who were
like taken down and you know their weapons were taken
from them. These are girls on an IDF base eighteen nineteen,
(26:22):
twenty years old. Five of these young girls with their
faces all beaten up and bloodied around like forty something
men with machine guns talking about these girls are old
enough to get pregnant. What the fuck does that have
to do with resistance? What the fuck does that have
to do with resistance? Why you're worrying about if they're
old enough to get pregnant? You sick fucks. So that
(26:45):
video shook everybody up, and you know, I just I
don't know, man, I you know, I was thinking, you know,
like three months ago, we're now in seven months of
his shit, four months ago. I don't know if any
of these hostages are alive. I don't understand why HAMAS
doesn't show proof of life if they are alive. I
(27:08):
mean to me, that would be their biggest strength is
to show this date these people are alive. I don't
think they know who's alive, who's not alive. They're finding
bodies every day. They just recovered three more bodies. Four
(27:30):
bodies were recovered from a tunnel in Gaza, located under
an UNRA building. Located under an UNRA building. Also this week, Ireland,
Spain and Norway, for some fucking reason, while hostages are
(27:53):
still being taken, While hostages are still being held, Ireland, Spain,
and Norway decided that they're gonna recognize Palestine as a state.
The fuck is going on here. The same day that
that video of those five girls, four of from who
(28:17):
are nineteen, one of them were twenty, whose faces were
all beat up, that video came out, Norway, Spain and
Ireland said we're gonna recognize Palestine as a state. Fuck
these people, man, and recognizing Palestine in the state means,
first of all, Umra, you could shut your fucking doors. Unra,
(28:39):
can shut your fucking doors. Everybody's done, everybody's out of
a job. You about to lose your fucking jobs, Umra.
That's number one, because we're talking about a two state solution.
And then if you're talking about a two state solution,
Unra's done, and the Palestinian fanboys and girls all across
(29:07):
the country screaming from the river to the sea, Palestine
will be free. You could finally shut the fuck up,
because if we're talking about a two state solution, because
you're recognizing Palestine and as a state, and Israel's been
recognized as a state, although Palestine hasn't fucking processed that
since nineteen forty eight, you could stop saying from the
(29:28):
river to the sea and the Umra thing. The reason
why I harp on that is because Umra gives refugee
status to every single person born in Palestine. Do you
understand how fucking nuts and how ridiculous that is? But
(29:48):
since Norway, Ireland and Spain recognize Palestine as a state,
no one living in Palestine can be or will be
recognized by your country as a refugee from Palestine while
living and born in Palestine. Also, that fucking ridiculous right
(30:12):
of return done. There's no right of return, there's no
place to return to because you have your own state
and you're not refugees, you're actually home. And I suggest
getting a new symbol, getting a new state symbol, because
the symbol of Palestine is the key, Like these motherfuckers
(30:36):
were gonna go into Israel with their key and unlock
the homes in Israel, in Tel Aviv, in Jerusalem, in Haifa,
in Jaffa. You're not going in there with your fucking keys,
because you know now you have your own state. So
unless Norway, Ireland, Spain, the Palestinian authorities and the sick
(30:57):
fucking raping pedophiliac necrophiliac Hamas sick fucks understand that, are
clear on that and agree to that, there ain't no
two state solution and Palestine certainly ain't a fucking state.
I hope that makes sense. It's confusing as fuck, and
it was meant to be. The plan was always meant
(31:21):
to be and meant for it to be totally fucking
confusing and one of a kind, kooky wacky to hold
these people of Palestine hostage, hostage, not physically mentally, that's
where the occupation is. Mentally, there's a mental occupation of
(31:43):
the people of Palestine, and it's sick, it's twisted. But
you know who's fault and ain't mine. You know who's faulton,
ain't Jews. You know who's fault and ain't Israel. Move
on with your fuck Starbucks, Chick fil a, Applebee's, Starbucks,
Chick fil A, Applebee's, some movie theaters, get yourself some tick.
(32:09):
Start the Gaza International Film Festival. There's so many things
you could be doing instead of worrying about the people
of Israel, the destruction of Israel and the Jewish people.
Because we're not going anywhere, you funks, you, We're going
no fucking where anyway. I'm done. Make sure you tell
(32:30):
a friend to tell a friend about the I Am
Rapaport Stereo podcast, the Iggity I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast,
Miles Jordan Ak, The Pleach Brothers aka the Dignity Deest Brothers.
Let's end this puppy take me out of with some
real nice take me out of with something real, but
most impotently take me out of with something real funcks.
I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm done boot nothing nothing, no, nothing, no
Pig Dick, Donald Trump, Dick Stein, Donald Trump was in
the South Bronx, South South Bronx, which is crazy, and
a bunch of people came out, allegedly it was twenty
five thousand, thirty thousand people. I've never seen you. I've
never seen a president in the South Bronx. If you
(00:22):
grew up in New York City, May Era, and I
know the South Bronx isn't as bad, isn't as fucked
up as it used to be in the sixties, seventies,
in the eighties. But the fact that Pig Dick showed
up in the South Bronx and people were there, Hey,
smoking Joe, you should go to Queens, go to Harlem,
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go to Brooklyn smoking Joe Biden. Go to fucking Brownsville,
go to Bedsty smoking Joe Biden. Have your own pep
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some way left off of one person's all NBA team votings.
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So much? What a week? What a week? What a time?
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As I told you, it's Memorial Day weekend next week,
it's June. I can't believe how fast time goes, and
that yet at the same time, how slow it also goes.
But we're heading into the month of June, which will
take us into the second half of twenty twenty four,
which is insane, insane in the Migdi membrane, insane, got
(04:33):
no brain. NBA playoffs let me. I don't even know
where to start. You know, people have said you need
to make it. I could give two shits gonna I'm
gonna make it clear one more time. I'm watching Boston
and Indiana, but I don't care about either one of
those teams. I have such deep seated, long term disdain
(05:00):
dislike you know, they talk about Trump derangement syndrome. I
have Boston Celtic derangement syndrome. I have Boston Celtic derangement syndrome.
I have Indiana Pacer derangement syndrome. I could give two
shits what happens in that series. Boston's gonna win the series.
(05:22):
I don't care if Indiana win won the series. I
could give two shits about that either. I can't stand them.
I try to watch the game objectively. I just I
don't like it. I don't like the way the Boston
arena looks. Whatever the fucking cowco Quack Cole whatever, Boston whatever,
tea Leaf Garden, whether the fuck it's called. What is
(05:46):
it called tea leaf Garden, the tea Party, I don't
know what it's called. I don't care. I don't like.
I don't like the way the Boston fans look. I
don't like Jaylen Brown, Jason Tatum, Marcus Smart, Kevin McHale,
Robert Parrish, Danny Ainge, Bill Fitch. I don't like any
(06:08):
of them. Bob Coozy, none of them. Indiana Pacers, same thing,
Mark Jackson, Jadallen Rose, Reggie fucking Miller. There's no dentist
in Indiana that would have hooked you up to fix
those snaggle teeth. Reggie Miller. I don't like him. I
(06:32):
don't support him. I don't care about him. But I
will say that the NBA Playoffs have been and always
will be fantastic. Whoever came up with that slogan, the
NBA is fantastic. They were right. And the Wolves versus
(06:52):
the Magic, the magic, the Mavericks listen, Kyrie Irving. I
don't know if they got him sobered up. I don't
know if they got him on some lexapro, but he's
on his best behavior on and off the court. He
says the right things. He seems at peace and watching him,
(07:13):
although I know he's an anti Semitic fuck, they got
you trained up, and I know he's anti Semitic. I
know he's an anti Semitic fuck. But as a basketball player,
holy shit, holy shit. I mean, it reminded me of
(07:33):
that Game three, Stay with me, Game three when we
went to Cleveland when Kevin Durant hit that shot. Game
three when Durant was with the Warriors Broomgate where he
(07:54):
went off and they lost, but it was like he
went off. I'll try to find that game because he
went crazy that game and he just got the whole
Did you ever you know what, ever? Mind you watching
Kyrie Irving play basketball now? When he's around the rim,
you ever play on like an eight foot rim or
(08:16):
a nine foot rim, like one of those dunk rims.
That's the shit he does in the NBA. He's like doing,
I'm going to the hoop on my left hand. I'm
finishing on my right hand, but all that I'm gonna
finish with my left hand. He does all that like
Fantasy Island shit, but for real. And Luca's just a
big bulldozing, totally confident, poised goon. And if the Wolves
(08:46):
don't Anthony yo an man, don't ever, ever, ever say
after you lose a game that you're tired, ever again,
You're twenty two. Nobody wants to hear that a twenty
two year old's hired. It don't sound right. But they
got their asses kicked. And now we're heading into a series.
(09:07):
But if the Walls don't turn it around asap the
way that Kyrie and Luca are playing, listen, it's a
long series. I'm like making these prognosis sound like when
these assholes on ESPN. The fact is it's a long series.
I expect this to go six seven games. I still
have the Mavericks winning. But those two guys are just
(09:32):
on some shit. Those two guys are on some shit.
Luca and Kyrie are just so comfortable and so relaxed
out there. And Anthony Edwards, you said you wanted Kyrie.
You need to guard him because game one he ran
a fool on the whole crew. You said you wanted them,
(09:55):
Well go out there and find him. But I told
you all the benches would play a big role, and
they did. And like I said, I could give two
shits about the Pacers Celtics, but the NBA playoffs are
and always will be fantastic. The NBA All NBA Teams
(10:16):
came out. Some guy left Jalen Brunson off, not just
the first team, not just the second team, the third teams,
all three teams. He had a chance to put Jalen
Brunson up there for three teams he left them off.
But the All NBA first Team Shay Guildris Luca, Jason Tatum, Giannis,
(10:41):
Antemacumbo who I don't know. He didn't play a lot
of games, but he still made it. And of course
the joker the second team, Jalen Brunson got the most votes,
so he was like the sixth man, than ant Man,
the Big Spinner from Phoenix, Kawhi Leonard Anthony Davis. Both
those guys are in and out all season. And the
(11:03):
third team was Devin Booker, d Booker, Steph Curry, Tyrese Halliburton,
Lebron James, and Demontes Sabonis from the Sacramento Kings. And
the crazy thing is by being named to All NBA
teams Anthony Edwards and Tyrese Halliburton locked in another forty
(11:25):
million dollars of contract earnings. Can you imagine you get
voted in and they're like, yeah, you get an extra
forty forty million, not forty thousand, not four hundred thousand,
forty million, And guys like Bam Aute Bio and Tyrese
Maxey had similar clauses but did not get named. So
(11:45):
they're like, damn forty millli shit, that's insane. The money
NBA players are making and the money that NBA players
are going to be making is crazy. It's incredible. Good
for them, Good for them, But when you're twenty two,
(12:07):
don't talk about being tired. Ant man. But I don't know.
It's like that dude that didn't vote in Bullyball Brunson.
He didn't have one of those clauses to give him
more money. But it's a media member from Greece who,
for some reason, I don't know why or how bully
(12:29):
Ball Brunton didn't make any of his yea, we need
to take your your shit away because if bully Ball
Brunson had money on the table and you didn't vote
him in and that would have kept him off those teams.
You're taking forty million dollars potentially out of Bullyball Brunson's pockets.
But the All NBA teams, the Olympic teams, it's gonna
(12:51):
be dope. I'm actually hyped about the Olympics. I'm gonna
spend some time focusing watching the Olympics because there's going
to be some incredible competitive basketball. And remember three on
three is coming. Jimmer Ferdett is on Team USA three
on three of course, shout out to the Big Three.
(13:13):
And uh, I don't know. They just fired JB. Bickerstaff.
I think that's his second team being fired from. I
think he coached the Rockets, but they just fired him
from the Cleveland Cavaliers. Donovan Mitchell has a gripe thought
he could have made it to the fourth seed with
the Cabs. He's an ill player and a friend of
(13:35):
the Iron Rapport stereo podcast. But he's out. JMI Bickerstaff
is done. Also Jamal Murray and Paolo Banchero. They also
did make these all NBA teams. I'm not sure if
they got fucked out of money too. But the other
crazy thing that's going on in the NBA is the media,
(13:56):
the ownership the rights. It's looking like ESPN, Amazon and
NBC are going to take over the rights the media
rights for seven point four billion dollars starting next season,
which could change if Warner Brothers wants to take legal action.
(14:18):
The big thing about where the games are streamed, who's
streaming the games is that if T and T loses
rights to the NBA on T and T, of course
the iconic shows with Shaq, Charles Kenny, that'll be a
big loss. Man, That'll be a big loss for NBA fans.
(14:40):
That'll be a big loss, like that show's been on
for like shit, twenty eight years, twenty seven years. Ernie Johnson,
It would be tough if the NBA on if that's
be like a big show being canceled from a lot
of people's lives, even though the show is not as
popping as it used to be. And you know, Shaq
(15:01):
and Charles sometimes act like and blatantly straight up say
they don't give a fuck about the games. Ernie Johnson, Kenny,
the Jet Smith, Charles Barkley and the Diesel Shaquille O'Neil.
I don't know that would be that's even my wife
watches it. It started in nineteen eighty nine and thirty
five years, thirty five years of so much fun, so
(15:25):
much great coverage, so many iconic hot takes. But Amazon
apparently is gonna throw two billion dollars, two billion dollars
just for the in season tournament, some playoff games, and
the w n B A to B two billion dollars.
That's why motherfucking players are making so much money. NBC
(15:47):
is apparently thrown in two point six million dollars for
games and a Sunday night show Basketball in America, which
is great, it'll be great, but it's just I mean,
change is good, change is good, but I would be
disappointed if there's no Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Ernie Johnson,
(16:10):
and Shaquille O'Neill. Apparently, now Charles Barkley is coming up
with some ideas to try to save it. I don't
know the coverage of the NBA. Yo, I'm gonna tell
you something. The best coverage of NBA basketball is Frank
I Solop, Brian Scalabrini. If you have serious ExM I
watch I listen. Sorry, I listened to them every morning.
I think you could stream the show, but I listened
(16:32):
to that every morning during the NBA season, not every morning,
but almost every morning, certainly during the playoffs. It's not
as gossip y, it's not the gotification of the NBA.
They're not like, oh, this is the greatest player, this
is the greatest run, this is the greatest shot. It's
the greatest team, it's the greatest uniform, this is the
greatest cheerleading squad. They don't do all that. They just
(16:54):
break the games down. It's fun, it's smart, it's not
too and it's not too uptight. That's my favorite show,
Frank Isola and scal Brian Scalabrini. But it's gonna change.
It's going to change, uh somehow someway. If they put
I mean, it would be dope. I'm sure NBC is
(17:16):
gonna do something dope if they have games on there,
you mean, you know, NBA Basketball in America Sunday Night.
That's it's dope. But I just don't want to lose Charles,
Kenny and Shack. I'm watching the games. And if you're
(17:47):
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Speaking of twenty twenty four, Pig Dick Donald Trump Dick
Stein Donald Trump was in the BX.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
South Pro South South South Prom South South from South
prom the South South froxuth rov the South South from.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Many people tell you hear KRS one, You hear k
RS one b dB crew talking about South Bronx. Well,
pig Dick Donald Trump was in the South Bronx South
South Bronx.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
South South South Prom South South Fro, which is crazy,
And a bunch of people came out allegedly twenty five thousand,
thirty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And I've never seen you. I've never seen a president
in the South Bronx. If you grew up in New
York City, May Era, and I know the South Bronx
isn't as bad, isn't as fucked up as it used
to be in the sixties seventies, in the eighties. But
the fact that pig Dick showed up in the South
Bronx and people were there, Hey, smoking Joe. You should
(19:26):
go to Queens, go to Harlem, go to Brooklyn smoking
Joe Biden, Go to fucking Brownsville, go to Bedsty smoking
Joe Biden. Have your own pep rally out there. But
people came out, people were talking shit about AOC. AOC
has anointed herself like like she's like, Aos, I'm Alexandria
(19:49):
from the Bronx. You ain't. You're goofy. AOC, the squad
and all them you're goofballs, especially AOC. Dick came out there.
And listen to how hype people were to have pig
Dick in the Bix. Obviously these are the people that
were hyped them. Well, if you were there, obviously were
(20:09):
hyped to see pig Dick. Anyway, listen to some people,
uh their thoughts and feelings about pig Dick, Donald Trump
being in the Bronx. Where you're from the Bronx actually
originally from the Bronx and from New York. I'm from
the Bronx right here in the Bronx, New York. This
is home right here, AOC says, if you're not a Democrat,
you don't belong here in the Bronx. What do you say?
I disagree with that. I don't think she should be
(20:30):
here in the Bronx. I actually don't know any Democrats
sitting in the Bronx. Look, AOC, look at the tremendous
support for mister Donald J. Trump.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You need to tell hard and she needs to stay
out the Bronx because look at.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
All the people around. Everybody say for Trump. I am
a Democrat and I belong here. And who you're voting for?
Donald J. Trump? What is AOC jn for the Bronx.
She's done nothing for the Bronx. Nothing, nothing's changed, nothing's
gotten any better, nothing. Absolutely no Arra comes to the
parson Naha, come among these people.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Got struggled.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
She doesn't even know what struggle is. I think it's great.
I think it's great. I think it's great that people
are doing what they want to do, following what they
want to do, thinking the way they want to think, unabashedly.
I truly encourage it. Because the amount of craziness that
has went on this week with these congressional hearings and
(21:29):
the right and the left and the left and the
right and what's right and what's left and Democrat and Republican.
I don't label myself anything, and I think they should
take away these labels of Democrat, Republican, independent, vote on
the policies, don't vote for the people. Fuck these guys,
they're all full of shit. But you got yo. It's
(21:54):
just an insane time. It's an insane time, and as
insane as it is now heading into Memorial Day weekend,
it's going to be more insane. It is going to
be more insane as we get closer to election time.
It is going to be more insane as we get
closer to announcing a verdict on the pig dick Donald Trump,
(22:19):
Stormy Daniel's hush money case. It's an insane time. And
I encourage everybody to be critical, independent thinkers, and I
know it's a pain in the ass, but do not
let these labels embolden you. Do not let these labels
trap you into thinking that one side is necessarily better
(22:43):
than the other side. On both sides. I said it,
on both sides again. Does that mean I'm voting for
pig dick Donald Trump? Most likely not. F I can't
imagine doing it. But I can tell you one thing
when it comes to the reperence sentitives and all that
the council people, my representatives. I vote for who I
(23:07):
want to vote for. I vote for who I want
to vote for, and I encourage everybody to do the
same because it's upside down what you just heard right there,
Line ted cruise, little fuckhead line ten cruise. I agree
with line ted cruise, little line ten cruise. Yo. These
(23:34):
congressional hearings during the week. I don't know how they
schedule them, why they schedule them, what they schedule them,
how it's based, But them shits are Yo. That's good TV.
And they all know now like the congressional hearings Like Yo,
that's how you get votes because you get up till
you start talking your shit. I didn't know about this case.
(23:58):
They had some rapists, some pedophiliac, sick funk rapist who
claimed he was a woman but still probably had a
big dick, and he's in there with the in a
women's prison because he claimed. You know, if you got
a dick bigger than mine, you're not a woman, Duke.
(24:19):
I don't give a fuck what you're on. I don't
give a fuck what you say you are. I don't
care if you wear makeup dresses, you do ballet dancing,
you piss sitting down, If you got a dick bigger
than mine, you ain't a woman. That's how I do it.
(24:55):
What else is going on? This is a crazy week
to be live the We're heading into the two hundred
and thirty second, two hundred and thirty third days of
hostages still being held in Gaza, still being held. There
(25:15):
was a disgusting video, a three minute video of these
five young girls, these IDF girls, And you know, I
got disgusted because CNN refer to them as troops. These
are not troops. These are not active soldiers who were
like caught, the base was overtaken. These girls are in
(25:39):
their pajamas. One of these girls is nineteen and snoopy
pajamas and these sick animals. I don't know if you
saw the video, but I encourage you to watch the video.
I encourage everybody to watch that three minute video and
see if you could rationalize it. I know people are like, well,
they're oppressed people, really, so you raise oppression is means rape,
(26:01):
they're these whatever. Watch the video decide for yourself. But
these are not troops. These are not soldiers who were
like taken down and you know their weapons were taken
from them. These are girls on an IDF base eighteen nineteen,
(26:22):
twenty years old. Five of these young girls with their
faces all beaten up and bloodied around like forty something
men with machine guns talking about these girls are old
enough to get pregnant. What the fuck does that have
to do with resistance? What the fuck does that have
to do with resistance? Why you're worrying about if they're
old enough to get pregnant? You sick fucks. So that
(26:45):
video shook everybody up, and you know, I just I
don't know, man, I you know, I was thinking, you know,
like three months ago, we're now in seven months of
his shit, four months ago. I don't know if any
of these hostages are alive. I don't understand why HAMAS
doesn't show proof of life if they are alive. I
(27:08):
mean to me, that would be their biggest strength is
to show this date these people are alive. I don't
think they know who's alive, who's not alive. They're finding
bodies every day. They just recovered three more bodies. Four
(27:30):
bodies were recovered from a tunnel in Gaza, located under
an UNRA building. Located under an UNRA building. Also this week, Ireland,
Spain and Norway, for some fucking reason, while hostages are
(27:53):
still being taken, While hostages are still being held, Ireland, Spain,
and Norway decided that they're gonna recognize Palestine as a state.
The fuck is going on here. The same day that
that video of those five girls, four of from who
(28:17):
are nineteen, one of them were twenty, whose faces were
all beat up, that video came out, Norway, Spain and
Ireland said we're gonna recognize Palestine as a state. Fuck
these people, man, and recognizing Palestine in the state means,
first of all, Umra, you could shut your fucking doors. Unra,
(28:39):
can shut your fucking doors. Everybody's done, everybody's out of
a job. You about to lose your fucking jobs, Umra.
That's number one, because we're talking about a two state solution.
And then if you're talking about a two state solution,
Unra's done, and the Palestinian fanboys and girls all across
(29:07):
the country screaming from the river to the sea, Palestine
will be free. You could finally shut the fuck up,
because if we're talking about a two state solution, because
you're recognizing Palestine and as a state, and Israel's been
recognized as a state, although Palestine hasn't fucking processed that
since nineteen forty eight, you could stop saying from the
(29:28):
river to the sea and the Umra thing. The reason
why I harp on that is because Umra gives refugee
status to every single person born in Palestine. Do you
understand how fucking nuts and how ridiculous that is? But
(29:48):
since Norway, Ireland and Spain recognize Palestine as a state,
no one living in Palestine can be or will be
recognized by your country as a refugee from Palestine while
living and born in Palestine. Also, that fucking ridiculous right
(30:12):
of return done. There's no right of return, there's no
place to return to because you have your own state
and you're not refugees, you're actually home. And I suggest
getting a new symbol, getting a new state symbol, because
the symbol of Palestine is the key, Like these motherfuckers
(30:36):
were gonna go into Israel with their key and unlock
the homes in Israel, in Tel Aviv, in Jerusalem, in Haifa,
in Jaffa. You're not going in there with your fucking keys,
because you know now you have your own state. So
unless Norway, Ireland, Spain, the Palestinian authorities and the sick
(30:57):
fucking raping pedophiliac necrophiliac Hamas sick fucks understand that, are
clear on that and agree to that, there ain't no
two state solution and Palestine certainly ain't a fucking state.
I hope that makes sense. It's confusing as fuck, and
it was meant to be. The plan was always meant
(31:21):
to be and meant for it to be totally fucking
confusing and one of a kind, kooky wacky to hold
these people of Palestine hostage, hostage, not physically mentally, that's
where the occupation is. Mentally, there's a mental occupation of
(31:43):
the people of Palestine, and it's sick, it's twisted. But
you know who's fault and ain't mine. You know who's faulton,
ain't Jews. You know who's fault and ain't Israel. Move
on with your fuck Starbucks, Chick fil a, Applebee's, Starbucks,
Chick fil A, Applebee's, some movie theaters, get yourself some tick.
(32:09):
Start the Gaza International Film Festival. There's so many things
you could be doing instead of worrying about the people
of Israel, the destruction of Israel and the Jewish people.
Because we're not going anywhere, you funks, you, We're going
no fucking where anyway. I'm done. Make sure you tell
(32:30):
a friend to tell a friend about the I Am
Rapaport Stereo podcast, the Iggity I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast,
Miles Jordan Ak, The Pleach Brothers aka the Dignity Deest Brothers.
Let's end this puppy take me out of with some
real nice take me out of with something real, but
most impotently take me out of with something real funcks.
I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I'm done boot nothing nothing, no, nothing, no
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