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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Speaking of canceling, speaking of suspensions, speaking of trouble, speaking
of all things disruptive behavior. They had my fucking TikTok.
I don't know how this happens. I don't know why
it happens. You know, sometimes even I'm like, what would
I do? I know when I do something that deserves
(00:22):
to be discussed or suspended, if I call somebody names,
or you know, I do the beeps on social media.
But they had my TikTok. They shut it down completely.
They completely shut down my TikTok account. And TikTok is
a piss hole cesspool. Yes, have no fear the I
(00:56):
Am riggedy Rappaport Stereo podcast this year, Haiti, have no fear.
The I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast is here. The NBA
is and always will be fantastic, and the NBA Playoffs
are and always will be fantastic. I thought the Timberwolves
had a shot. I thought the Timberwolves were gonna beat
(01:17):
the Mavericks and somehow, some way make it to the finals.
But the Mavericks are beating that ass. Real nice and
real proper. Karl Anthony towns Aka can't out here making
up lies about his shooting drills. We are witnessing and
watching the full bloom, the full blossom of all things
Kookie Kai Re and Iron Mike Tyson. Iron Mike Tyson
(01:42):
was dropping heavyweight deuces on a flight from Miami to
Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
But all is okay? All that and more on a
hard hitting, fully.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Disruptive I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast coming up right now.
Miles Joining aka the Bleach Brothers ad Ak the Dust Brothers.
Start this pup off with something real nice. Start this
puppy off with something real, but most importantly, start this
I Am Rapperport Stereo podcast off with something real fucky.
So I Am rap Ports Stereo Pucks Lady, let's fucking
go boom.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Have no fear The Iron Rapperport Cereal podcast. This yere
big boom, have no fear.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
The I Am Rapp Report Stereo Podcast is in Sukasa Na.
It's Michael Rappaport ak A the Raging Bullshitter aka the
Inflamed oganazi ak.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
A, the Saltan of Sniff.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Aka the Disruptive Warrior aka the gringle Man Dingle. Welcome
to the Iron Rapp Report SEEO podcast. The Iron Dome
of disruption, the Sigey Zone of disruption. I'm rap Port
Stereo podcast coming live and direct. Hope everybody's feeling really good,
(03:01):
really safe, and of course really saying you don't want
to lose your marbles, and it's easy to lose your
marbles with every single thing that is going on in
the world. Hope everybody had a great, great Memorial Day weekend.
Shout out to the fans, the Rapa pack worldwide, everybody
(03:27):
in America of course, everybody in Canada, everybody in South America,
everybody in South Carolaca, South Carolina, everybody in Israel, everybody
in Australia, everybody in New Zealand, everybody in the UK
of course, everybody in Paris, France, and parts and places
(03:48):
un known. I'm rap Port Stereo poncas the world wide phenomenon. Anyway,
I'm feeling really good, feeling really safe, feeling really saying
myself rested my ass up, real nice huh and real properly.
Oh yeah, I hope everybody else did also a Memorial
(04:12):
Day here in the United States. Didn't do shit, didn't do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Shit, watched a lot of basketball, watched a lot of TV,
and finished up.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The Godfather Part one and two of Crime Docs, Murder Docs,
and Chill talked about this many times, talked about it
with the Young Shooter, talked about it on Rapaport's Reality,
which is the podcast I do with my wife where
(04:50):
we talk all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and a bunch of things about our relationship and relationships
in general. The Jinks, The Jinks. I finished up The
Jinks Part two, which, like I said, you might as
well just refer to it as the Jinks, because for me,
(05:12):
I refer to The Godfather one and two as the Godfather.
I don't differentiate or separate or which one's better this
one or that one. Obviously, the Godfather Part three was
a mistake should have never gotten made. In my personal opinion,
(05:33):
it was very, very disappointing. But The Godfather one in
two starring of course, the Great, the late Great Marlon Brando,
the Great Al Pacino, the Great Cocksman, stickman and Jewish
sex symbol, Jimmy conn of course, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire, Caassal,
(06:01):
oh Man, the Great John Cassol. You know, John Cassal
is one of the man what it was a short,
incredible career. John Cassal had Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter,
The Conversation. There's a documentary about him which is really good.
(06:23):
Talks about just his career and his impact, his style
of acting, what a what a good actor, and who
else is in The Godfather? I mean, The Godfather is
just packed, pack pack, pack packed, and so good, so iconic,
so game changing, so influential. But I refer to the
(06:45):
two of them as the Godfather. And like I said,
I don't differentiate between one and two. Some people, well,
you can't pick both. I pick both. So if I
say the Godfather, what's your favorite film? I say The Godfather,
I mean both of them. For people argue, you gotta
pick one, it's the same thing. To me, pick one.
They're all it's the same movie.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The Jinks Part one, The Jink's Part two, Part two
just aired on HBO. They drawed it out, They drawled
it the fuck out. I think it was six episodes,
so it was the last six weeks. And this Robert Durst,
Bobby Durst and all his shenanigans and his bullshitting and
(07:29):
his money and his family's money.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This cocksucker got away with murder three times.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And never really had to pay. The piper fucking died
in prison soon after he was convicted of murder.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
None of this is spoiler alerts.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's just the way this this story unfolds, and the
storytelling and the documentary filmmaking and directed by Andrew Dureki,
and I'm just fascinated with it. If you've never seen it,
if you have seen it, you want something, really people,
what are you watching.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Jinks?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Jinks Won The Jinks Part two soon to be
a refer to going forward as just the Jinks. I
believe that would be twelve hours of excellent television and
the twists and turns. You're just like, what the fuck
is going on here? So I watched that. Me and
my wife finished watching that. I watch a lot of
(08:33):
NBA basketball. I rested, I took some daytime naps, and
we're heading into the finals. The NBA Finals don't start
until June sixth. The first game of the NBA Finals
does not start until June sixth, which, by the way
(08:55):
things are going, there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Be a long, long, long long.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Time before we get some basketball because the Indiana Pacers
are about to get swept. And like I said, I
have Pacer derangement syndrome. I have Celtic derangement syndrome. I've
watched the games, I haven't watched them with my full
attention because I can't stand either one of these teams.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Historically, I've tried to.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Get over it and just watch them, you know, to
enjoy the games, and you know, to sort of do
my I am reports serial podcast scouting.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's just hard. It's just hard. It's just hard to
do it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And the Minnesota Timberwolves, so anyway, before I moved to
Minnesota Timbolves. The Celtics are about to win that series.
And like I said, the first game of the series
is until June sixth, which is seems like so far away.
That's over a week and some change away. That's like
a week and a half away. And the Celtics are
(10:01):
definitely winning that series. If they don't win in four games,
they'll definitely win in five. And the Minnesota Timberwolves are
fucked also, And all this talk about the Minnesota Timberwolves winning,
I was wrong. Everybody was wrong. Anthony Edwards, as good
as he is, has been exposed. He needs to work
(10:22):
on his mid range game. He needs to work on
his handles. He's only twenty two. I'm not saying he's
not super duper talented and all those things, but there's
levels to this shit. And the Dallas Mavericks and Jason
Kidd and their coaching staff and Luca and Kooki Kyrie,
they have done a very very good job of just
(10:46):
making it really hard for Anthony Edwards. And it's not
like they're double and triple teaming him. They're just making
it hard for him. Karl Anthony Towns and Rudy Gobert,
I don't understand why games. At sometimes important parts of
the games, neither one of them is on the floor
(11:07):
or one of them is on the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Floor, and not both of them are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And I know that Rudy Gobert is a liability on
the offensive end. And then Karl Anthony Towns, I mean,
he's been fucking terrible this entire series, and he's getting
scrutinized by everybody because after what was it, Game three,
he said that he puts up fifteen hundred shots a day,
(11:33):
and everybody, my guy Scalabrini, was like, that's impossible, that's impossible,
and he broke down like how many shots he would
shoot when he was playing in three hundred shots four hundred,
five hundred shots a day is a lot, and he
broke down how much time it takes. And then Kenny
Smith and Shaq who obviously doesn't shoot five hundred shots
(11:57):
a day, and Charles Barkley, they were all like, what
the fuck are you talking about? And Karl Anthion Towns,
who I like. He also previously said that he was
the greatest big man shooter of all time. Anyway, they're
they're done, and I love your spunk, Anthony Edwards. But
Anthony Edwards, after being down oh three, he said, we're good.
(12:22):
We're gonna be all right. I'm like, you ain't good.
You ain't gonna be all right. You guys are done.
I don't know what the fuck kind of you know,
kabbala shit he's on. But he said they're good. Uh,
they're gonna be all right after they were down three
games to nothing. There's nothing good or all right about uh,
(12:43):
the way this series has played out. And I had
Minnesota winning in six and obviously I was wrong because
they're fucked.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
They are fucked and they are done. And the use
of the alley oop play the swooped. He swooped.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The by Dallas has been masterful this series, and Kyrie
Irving and Bazuka Luca the Yo, they figured the shit out.
I'm not saying they're winning the championship, but they figured
out how to play together. Kyrie Irving is in full bloom,
full blossom, and you know he's playing very good defensively
(13:24):
and he's poised, and you know they're looking they're looking
very good. I don't see them beating Boston boring injuries,
but they just came out of nowhere to make it
into the NBA Finals. And they haven't made it into
the NBA Finals as of the recording of this Iron
Rapport Stereo podcast, but they're making it into the NBA
Finals because that series is done. They are done. Bazukah Luca,
(13:50):
we gave him that name. By the way, Bazuka Luca
ak Luca Magic is so insanely clutch. And some people
are like, they don't like Luca because of his trash
talking or his whining of and about fouls, but you
cannot deny how great he has been this postseason, and
(14:13):
you just can't deny how good he is to watch. Yeah,
does he whine like a fucking baby. Sometimes all the time,
it's not even sometimes it's all the time. But they're tough,
they're fun to watch, and both of them the stylistically.
There's been all this discussion of you know, they're the
greatest backcourt ever, the greatest offensive backcourt ever.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Let's let's chill out. Let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Let's see them get and win an NBA final before
you say they're the greatest ever. Have they had a
great run this season, yes, but let's see if they
can continue to do it. Let's see if they're healthy
to do it. You know, it's like I was talking
about on the last podcast, the gotification of the NBA,
the gotification of sports media.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Let's not forget about you know, mister Michael Jordan, who
is a two guard and anybody, let's not talk about
Let's not forget about Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. Let's
not forget about. Uh, there's a bunch of them. There's
a bunch of Earl the Pearl Monroe, Walt Fraser who
won a championship. It's been one great postseason. Let's see
(15:19):
if they stay together. Let's see if they stay healthy.
Before we start saying they're the greatest backcourt ever, let's chill.
But it's been fun. And the Pacers, you guys are done.
And like I said, I wish they ran each other
into the ground, but it's fucking finito.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's done. It's cooked.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And if we have a Kyrie and his long end
winding road back to Boston, those games in Boston, those
Celtic fans, holy shit, they're gonna be inflamed. Talk about inflammation.
The Celtics fans are going to be fully engaged and
(16:17):
fully inflamed when Kyrie heads back to Boston. And I'm
pumped for that series. And I got a root for
Dallas because I'm never rooting for the Boston Celtics, Gotta
root for the Dallas Mavericks. Who you know, I've said this,
I'm on wax saying one of my favorite teams ever,
(16:39):
one of my favorite seasons ever is when the Dallas
Mavericks won the NBA Championship in twenty eleven, when they
defeated the Miami Heatles and they fucked them really good. That,
of course was Jason Terry and Dirk Nevinsky Nowinsky season,
(17:07):
So I got a root for them, and I guess
if Kyrie Irving I got to root for them. But whatever,
I'm not making my prediction. But my prediction is that
the Boston Celtics are gonna unfortunately beat, but they're gonna compete.
They're gonna beat and compete with the Dallas Mavericks in
the finals, which there no need to discuss it now,
because like I said, it's like a month away from
(17:29):
today the recording of this Iron rap Report stereo podcast.
NBA is fantastic. NBA is and always will be fantastic,
and of course the playoffs are the most fantastic of
them all. And it's sad to report that the icon
Bill Walton, the Great Bill Walton, who the last time
(17:52):
I was talking about Bill Walton on the Iron Rapport
stereo podcast, I was talking about how awesome his thirty
for thirty is. And if you really want to get
a sense of the great, the late great Bill Walton,
who passed away at seventy one years old, shit, yo,
seventy one is not that old. Seventy one is a younger,
(18:15):
older man. He passed away from a long battle with cancer.
His thirty for thirty the luckiest guy in the world
just so good and what a life, what a career,
what an iconic player who of course was just so
(18:39):
unique to look at with his red hair and his
curly hair and his beard, and he was a hippie
and he was smoking pot and he was you know,
at UCLA and then the Trail Blazers Championship against the
Great Doctor j which is an underrated finals. That's an
underrated finals and all that is talked about in The
Luckiest Guy in the World is thirty for thirty. And
(19:01):
then of course he was away from basketball because he
had so many injuries, terrible feet injuries, back injuries, and
he was having these terrible injuries when medicine and technology
and surgery wasn't what it is today. And then he
came back and of course he was on that Celtics
championship team where he was an integral part of them
(19:26):
winning on the court and just cheering them on. And
he loved basketball and he loved life, and you know,
then he came back as a broadcaster and he just
was really just an icon and just seemed to just
really love everybody. And I met Bill Walton a few times,
(19:49):
actually was coached. I'm sure, you know when they missed
this in his documentary The Luckiest Guy in the World.
They missed it because they covered so much of his
life and his career on and off the court, and
his struggles on and off the court, and his injuries.
The one thing they didn't mention, I'm sure they discussed,
(20:10):
should we cut the scene out, should we not cut
the scene out, is that Bill Walton coached me or
possibly against me in the MTV Rockin' Jock Games, which, man,
those are so fun. The Rocking Jock was so much fun.
(20:31):
And of course I was coached by the great Kareem
Ambudul Jabbar, who we are fortunate to still have alive
and moving and grooving. But I met Bill Walton when
he coached me at MTV Rocking Jock, and I saw
him around you know, NBA events, games, finals and All
Star Games. He was always nice to me, always seemed
(20:52):
to be nice to everybody, and just seems like he
just which is one of those guys that didn't seem
like he was having a bad day. He never seemed
like he was having a bad day. Obviously, he's a
human being and he had plenty of bad days. But
the late great Bill Walton is gone, Miles Joan, Let's
play some of the great clips from Bill Walton when
(21:15):
he was calling college basketball.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He of course called the NBA, but he made a.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Mark calling college basketball the last decade or so.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Take a bite out of it while it's little say oh,
I'm kidding. This is an excellent shirt. By the way,
I've got one of those. This is your shirt. That's
my shirt full doubted whether you actually drove the to
Meccano brought you some dirt. You do it like this,
(21:47):
You get it, you sort of rub it on you,
you get it, and then you just sort of Okay,
Now I'm ready to go. National Popcorn Day. Please party on.
It's a wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's Oregon. The sun was out come on.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Think with Brooks on the floor, his goggles came off.
He's gotten up quicker than Nate Robertson did I Maybe
I'll just stripped down right here? Bill is taking his
shirt off. It isn't wearing Deodoing taking his shirt off.
It's Mono Fukus Onw's birthday. And when I go he's
the inventor of the instant noodle, And thank you. I
(22:21):
love my noodle. It doesn't get any better than this.
I just got laid. Yeah, I'm not a very good catcher.
I'm much better at getting high than getting lower.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Got a present for you here on These were very
special and sacred plans.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's another gift. This is a gift.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's like that.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I have found that muster who's only help you anyway.
This is a phone roller with a vibrator inside, so
it's fantastic, and it's got multi speeds. This I love,
Big Leaf Maples. Oh, this feels so good.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Big Loss, the Great Bill Walton. So my shows in Batavia,
(23:19):
Illinois are rescheduled. They're not canceled, they are being rescheduled.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
So I remember I was talking to you.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Guys about those shows and the potential of protests and
blah blah.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Blah blah blah. But we had to reschedule them.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And and and I have a bunch of theater shows. I'm
doing shows in small theaters, not like fucking mass square
garden type of shit, but theaters in the fall. And
I'm coming absolutely to a city near you. I'm doing
a bunch of them. Speaking of canceling, speaking of suspensions,
(24:02):
speaking of trouble, speaking of all things disruptive behavior. They
had my fucking TikTok. I don't know how this happens.
I don't know why it happens. You know, sometimes even
I'm like, what would I do? I know when I
do something that deserves to be discussed or suspended, if
(24:23):
I call somebody names, or you know, I do the
beeps on social media. But they had my TikTok. They
shut it down completely. They completely shut down my TikTok account.
And TikTok is a piss hole cesspool. The shit that
I see on TikTok, it isn't as bad. It's I
(24:46):
go back and forth on it's because TikTok they allow
all kinds of pro haamas, this, that and the thirds.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yet there's no porn. Now.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
If you want your porn for free, you can get
your porn on Twitter aka x. There's porn on there,
open out in the open, full page. You could have
like a full page porn like if you like on
highlights like Michael Jordan or Isaiah Thomas or Mike Tyson
(25:16):
or Barry Bonds. You could get all your baseball highlights.
And there's some people that just have full porn pages
and I don't know how it works, why it works,
but it's disgusting. I've seen some foul shit, and I'm
not opposed to some porn, but if I'm gonna watch
porn and I'm gonna see porn, I want to do
(25:38):
it on my own accord. I don't want to just
be scrolling and then all of a sudden you're seeing
like gay porn or like I don't even want to
go into some of the shit that I've seen. I'm
just like, what the fuck is happening here? So I
go back and forth because, like I said, TikTok, anything
flies on there for pro hamas, but except for me.
(26:00):
Except for me, they tried to shut me down. I
don't know what happened. I was shut down for three days.
I didn't say anything, and then boom, I was back.
But I got unnotice your page has been shut down.
You've done this, that in the third, but they never
exactly explained what this, that and the third is. And
then I was back up. So I'm back on TikTok.
(26:20):
You actually should follow me on TikTok, you should follow
me on Instagram, and of course you should follow the
Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast on Instagram and on Twitter
aka X. But I am back on the block, moving
and grooving as I always do.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What else is going on? Iron, Mike Yo.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Apparently Mike Tyson was on a flight, not a private
flight like a regular flight, and something went wrong on
the flight because Mike Tyson and his.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Crew had some ulcer issues.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Mike Tyson has some ulcer issues, which I totally can
relate to. His flight from Miami to Los Angeles was delayed,
and then when the flight landed, or before landing, Iron
Mike was dizzy and nauseous and had a quote unquote
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ulcer flare up for thirty minutes. I don't know what
that means to have an ulcer flare up for thirty minutes,
other than the fact that my ma and Mike Iron
Mike Tyson had the shits. And I don't play with
the ulcer. I strongly, strongly suggest all men over forty
I know they say over forty five. If you're over forty,
(27:44):
go once, Go get your ulcer checked out, Go get
yourself a colonoscopy. If Mike Tyson has serious altert of issues.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I don't know how he would.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't even know what this is to be honest,
because I unless he was just unless you had to
drop deuces. And can you imagine Mike Tyson having to
be stuck in a bathroom for thirty minutes dropping deuces.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Allegedly there was some sort of alternative colitis situation. But
this is my concern about this Jake Paul, this fake
Jake Paul Iron Mike Tyson fight happening. I'm concerned about
Mike having some training camp issues, but fortunately he's fine.
But like I said, I strongly advise everybody, everybody men
(28:32):
over forty years old. Like I said, the doctors will say,
over forty five years old, go once. Just go get
yourself to Cole and ask me. Get on that. Michael Jackson,
they put your ass to sleep. No, Bruno, you don't
feel anything. The worst thing about it is the prep.
It's very sour. It's very better, but this is, you know,
(28:53):
nothing to play around with. And I'm wishing Mike all
the best recovering from these alternative issues. And I'm wishing
make great training camp because I can't wait for that fight.
That fight is happening. July twentieth. July twentieth which is
a Saturday night live on Netflix. I don't know where
that fights take Oh yeah, Dallas, Dallas, Jerry's world. That
(29:14):
fight is taking place. And we need Mike healthy, we
need Mike shitting nice shits, beautiful, beautiful stools. We need
from Mike Tyson. And I'm wishing miss speedy recovery. And
like I said, get yourself a colon oscopy, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway,
I'm done. I am done. I hope everybody is really
(29:38):
hanging in there and staying safe, staying sane, and staying
fully disruptive. And tell a friend to tell a friend
about the world's most disruptive podcast, the I Am Rappaport
Stereo Podcast and Miles Jordan ak the Bleach Brothers aka
the Diggity Dust Brothers. Take me at it with something
(29:58):
really nice, take me added with something real loud, but
most importantly, end this puppy with something real Funky's I
Am Rappaport Stereo pockets.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm done.
Speaking of canceling, speaking of suspensions, speaking of trouble, speaking
of all things disruptive behavior. They had my fucking TikTok.
I don't know how this happens. I don't know why
it happens. You know, sometimes even I'm like, what would
I do? I know when I do something that deserves
(00:22):
to be discussed or suspended, if I call somebody names,
or you know, I do the beeps on social media.
But they had my TikTok. They shut it down completely.
They completely shut down my TikTok account. And TikTok is
a piss hole cesspool. Yes, have no fear the I
(00:56):
Am riggedy Rappaport Stereo podcast this year, Haiti, have no fear.
The I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast is here. The NBA
is and always will be fantastic, and the NBA Playoffs
are and always will be fantastic. I thought the Timberwolves
had a shot. I thought the Timberwolves were gonna beat
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the Mavericks and somehow, some way make it to the finals.
But the Mavericks are beating that ass. Real nice and
real proper. Karl Anthony towns Aka can't out here making
up lies about his shooting drills. We are witnessing and
watching the full bloom, the full blossom of all things
Kookie Kai Re and Iron Mike Tyson. Iron Mike Tyson
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was dropping heavyweight deuces on a flight from Miami to
Los Angeles.
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But all is okay? All that and more on a
hard hitting, fully.
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Disruptive I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast coming up right now.
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puppy off with something real, but most importantly, start this
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So I Am rap Ports Stereo Pucks Lady, let's fucking
go boom.
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Have no fear The Iron Rapperport Cereal podcast. This yere
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The I Am Rapp Report Stereo Podcast is in Sukasa Na.
It's Michael Rappaport ak A the Raging Bullshitter aka the
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A, the Saltan of Sniff.
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Aka the Disruptive Warrior aka the gringle Man Dingle. Welcome
to the Iron Rapp Report SEEO podcast. The Iron Dome
of disruption, the Sigey Zone of disruption. I'm rap Port
Stereo podcast coming live and direct. Hope everybody's feeling really good,
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really safe, and of course really saying you don't want
to lose your marbles, and it's easy to lose your
marbles with every single thing that is going on in
the world. Hope everybody had a great, great Memorial Day weekend.
Shout out to the fans, the Rapa pack worldwide, everybody
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in America of course, everybody in Canada, everybody in South America,
everybody in South Carolaca, South Carolina, everybody in Israel, everybody
in Australia, everybody in New Zealand, everybody in the UK
of course, everybody in Paris, France, and parts and places
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un known. I'm rap Port Stereo poncas the world wide phenomenon. Anyway,
I'm feeling really good, feeling really safe, feeling really saying
myself rested my ass up, real nice huh and real properly.
Oh yeah, I hope everybody else did also a Memorial
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Day here in the United States. Didn't do shit, didn't do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Shit, watched a lot of basketball, watched a lot of TV,
and finished up.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The Godfather Part one and two of Crime Docs, Murder Docs,
and Chill talked about this many times, talked about it
with the Young Shooter, talked about it on Rapaport's Reality,
which is the podcast I do with my wife where
(04:50):
we talk all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and a bunch of things about our relationship and relationships
in general. The Jinks, The Jinks. I finished up The
Jinks Part two, which, like I said, you might as
well just refer to it as the Jinks, because for me,
(05:12):
I refer to The Godfather one and two as the Godfather.
I don't differentiate or separate or which one's better this
one or that one. Obviously, the Godfather Part three was
a mistake should have never gotten made. In my personal opinion,
(05:33):
it was very, very disappointing. But The Godfather one in
two starring of course, the Great, the late Great Marlon Brando,
the Great Al Pacino, the Great Cocksman, stickman and Jewish
sex symbol, Jimmy conn of course, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire, Caassal,
(06:01):
oh Man, the Great John Cassol. You know, John Cassal
is one of the man what it was a short,
incredible career. John Cassal had Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter,
The Conversation. There's a documentary about him which is really good.
(06:23):
Talks about just his career and his impact, his style
of acting, what a what a good actor, and who
else is in The Godfather? I mean, The Godfather is
just packed, pack pack, pack packed, and so good, so iconic,
so game changing, so influential. But I refer to the
(06:45):
two of them as the Godfather. And like I said,
I don't differentiate between one and two. Some people, well,
you can't pick both. I pick both. So if I
say the Godfather, what's your favorite film? I say The Godfather,
I mean both of them. For people argue, you gotta
pick one, it's the same thing. To me, pick one.
They're all it's the same movie.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
The Jinks Part one, The Jink's Part two, Part two
just aired on HBO. They drawed it out, They drawled
it the fuck out. I think it was six episodes,
so it was the last six weeks. And this Robert Durst,
Bobby Durst and all his shenanigans and his bullshitting and
(07:29):
his money and his family's money.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
This cocksucker got away with murder three times.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And never really had to pay. The piper fucking died
in prison soon after he was convicted of murder.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
None of this is spoiler alerts.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's just the way this this story unfolds, and the
storytelling and the documentary filmmaking and directed by Andrew Dureki,
and I'm just fascinated with it. If you've never seen it,
if you have seen it, you want something, really people,
what are you watching.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
The Jinks?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Jinks Won The Jinks Part two soon to be
a refer to going forward as just the Jinks. I
believe that would be twelve hours of excellent television and
the twists and turns. You're just like, what the fuck
is going on here? So I watched that. Me and
my wife finished watching that. I watch a lot of
(08:33):
NBA basketball. I rested, I took some daytime naps, and
we're heading into the finals. The NBA Finals don't start
until June sixth. The first game of the NBA Finals
does not start until June sixth, which, by the way
(08:55):
things are going, there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Be a long, long, long long.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Time before we get some basketball because the Indiana Pacers
are about to get swept. And like I said, I
have Pacer derangement syndrome. I have Celtic derangement syndrome. I've
watched the games, I haven't watched them with my full
attention because I can't stand either one of these teams.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Historically, I've tried to.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Get over it and just watch them, you know, to
enjoy the games, and you know, to sort of do
my I am reports serial podcast scouting.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's just hard. It's just hard. It's just hard to
do it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
And the Minnesota Timberwolves, so anyway, before I moved to
Minnesota Timbolves. The Celtics are about to win that series.
And like I said, the first game of the series
is until June sixth, which is seems like so far away.
That's over a week and some change away. That's like
a week and a half away. And the Celtics are
(10:01):
definitely winning that series. If they don't win in four games,
they'll definitely win in five. And the Minnesota Timberwolves are
fucked also, And all this talk about the Minnesota Timberwolves winning,
I was wrong. Everybody was wrong. Anthony Edwards, as good
as he is, has been exposed. He needs to work
(10:22):
on his mid range game. He needs to work on
his handles. He's only twenty two. I'm not saying he's
not super duper talented and all those things, but there's
levels to this shit. And the Dallas Mavericks and Jason
Kidd and their coaching staff and Luca and Kooki Kyrie,
they have done a very very good job of just
(10:46):
making it really hard for Anthony Edwards. And it's not
like they're double and triple teaming him. They're just making
it hard for him. Karl Anthony Towns and Rudy Gobert,
I don't understand why games. At sometimes important parts of
the games, neither one of them is on the floor
(11:07):
or one of them is on the.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Floor, and not both of them are on the floor.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
And I know that Rudy Gobert is a liability on
the offensive end. And then Karl Anthony Towns, I mean,
he's been fucking terrible this entire series, and he's getting
scrutinized by everybody because after what was it, Game three,
he said that he puts up fifteen hundred shots a day,
(11:33):
and everybody, my guy Scalabrini, was like, that's impossible, that's impossible,
and he broke down like how many shots he would
shoot when he was playing in three hundred shots four hundred,
five hundred shots a day is a lot, and he
broke down how much time it takes. And then Kenny
Smith and Shaq who obviously doesn't shoot five hundred shots
(11:57):
a day, and Charles Barkley, they were all like, what
the fuck are you talking about? And Karl Anthion Towns,
who I like. He also previously said that he was
the greatest big man shooter of all time. Anyway, they're
they're done, and I love your spunk, Anthony Edwards. But
Anthony Edwards, after being down oh three, he said, we're good.
(12:22):
We're gonna be all right. I'm like, you ain't good.
You ain't gonna be all right. You guys are done.
I don't know what the fuck kind of you know,
kabbala shit he's on. But he said they're good. Uh,
they're gonna be all right after they were down three
games to nothing. There's nothing good or all right about uh,
(12:43):
the way this series has played out. And I had
Minnesota winning in six and obviously I was wrong because
they're fucked.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
They are fucked and they are done. And the use
of the alley oop play the swooped. He swooped.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
The by Dallas has been masterful this series, and Kyrie
Irving and Bazuka Luca the Yo, they figured the shit out.
I'm not saying they're winning the championship, but they figured
out how to play together. Kyrie Irving is in full bloom,
full blossom, and you know he's playing very good defensively
(13:24):
and he's poised, and you know they're looking they're looking
very good. I don't see them beating Boston boring injuries,
but they just came out of nowhere to make it
into the NBA Finals. And they haven't made it into
the NBA Finals as of the recording of this Iron
Rapport Stereo podcast, but they're making it into the NBA
Finals because that series is done. They are done. Bazukah Luca,
(13:50):
we gave him that name. By the way, Bazuka Luca
ak Luca Magic is so insanely clutch. And some people
are like, they don't like Luca because of his trash
talking or his whining of and about fouls, but you
cannot deny how great he has been this postseason, and
(14:13):
you just can't deny how good he is to watch. Yeah,
does he whine like a fucking baby. Sometimes all the time,
it's not even sometimes it's all the time. But they're tough,
they're fun to watch, and both of them the stylistically.
There's been all this discussion of you know, they're the
greatest backcourt ever, the greatest offensive backcourt ever.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Let's let's chill out. Let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Let's see them get and win an NBA final before
you say they're the greatest ever. Have they had a
great run this season, yes, but let's see if they
can continue to do it. Let's see if they're healthy
to do it. You know, it's like I was talking
about on the last podcast, the gotification of the NBA,
the gotification of sports media.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Let's chill out.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Let's not forget about you know, mister Michael Jordan, who
is a two guard and anybody, let's not talk about
Let's not forget about Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. Let's
not forget about. Uh, there's a bunch of them. There's
a bunch of Earl the Pearl Monroe, Walt Fraser who
won a championship. It's been one great postseason. Let's see
(15:19):
if they stay together. Let's see if they stay healthy.
Before we start saying they're the greatest backcourt ever, let's chill.
But it's been fun. And the Pacers, you guys are done.
And like I said, I wish they ran each other
into the ground, but it's fucking finito.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's done. It's cooked.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And if we have a Kyrie and his long end
winding road back to Boston, those games in Boston, those
Celtic fans, holy shit, they're gonna be inflamed. Talk about inflammation.
The Celtics fans are going to be fully engaged and
(16:17):
fully inflamed when Kyrie heads back to Boston. And I'm
pumped for that series. And I got a root for
Dallas because I'm never rooting for the Boston Celtics, Gotta
root for the Dallas Mavericks. Who you know, I've said this,
I'm on wax saying one of my favorite teams ever,
(16:39):
one of my favorite seasons ever is when the Dallas
Mavericks won the NBA Championship in twenty eleven, when they
defeated the Miami Heatles and they fucked them really good. That,
of course was Jason Terry and Dirk Nevinsky Nowinsky season,
(17:07):
So I got a root for them, and I guess
if Kyrie Irving I got to root for them. But whatever,
I'm not making my prediction. But my prediction is that
the Boston Celtics are gonna unfortunately beat, but they're gonna compete.
They're gonna beat and compete with the Dallas Mavericks in
the finals, which there no need to discuss it now,
because like I said, it's like a month away from
(17:29):
today the recording of this Iron rap Report stereo podcast.
NBA is fantastic. NBA is and always will be fantastic,
and of course the playoffs are the most fantastic of
them all. And it's sad to report that the icon
Bill Walton, the Great Bill Walton, who the last time
(17:52):
I was talking about Bill Walton on the Iron Rapport
stereo podcast, I was talking about how awesome his thirty
for thirty is. And if you really want to get
a sense of the great, the late great Bill Walton,
who passed away at seventy one years old, shit, yo,
seventy one is not that old. Seventy one is a younger,
(18:15):
older man. He passed away from a long battle with cancer.
His thirty for thirty the luckiest guy in the world
just so good and what a life, what a career,
what an iconic player who of course was just so
(18:39):
unique to look at with his red hair and his
curly hair and his beard, and he was a hippie
and he was smoking pot and he was you know,
at UCLA and then the Trail Blazers Championship against the
Great Doctor j which is an underrated finals. That's an
underrated finals and all that is talked about in The
Luckiest Guy in the World is thirty for thirty. And
(19:01):
then of course he was away from basketball because he
had so many injuries, terrible feet injuries, back injuries, and
he was having these terrible injuries when medicine and technology
and surgery wasn't what it is today. And then he
came back and of course he was on that Celtics
championship team where he was an integral part of them
(19:26):
winning on the court and just cheering them on. And
he loved basketball and he loved life, and you know,
then he came back as a broadcaster and he just
was really just an icon and just seemed to just
really love everybody. And I met Bill Walton a few times,
(19:49):
actually was coached. I'm sure, you know when they missed
this in his documentary The Luckiest Guy in the World.
They missed it because they covered so much of his
life and his career on and off the court, and
his struggles on and off the court, and his injuries.
The one thing they didn't mention, I'm sure they discussed,
(20:10):
should we cut the scene out, should we not cut
the scene out, is that Bill Walton coached me or
possibly against me in the MTV Rockin' Jock Games, which, man,
those are so fun. The Rocking Jock was so much fun.
(20:31):
And of course I was coached by the great Kareem
Ambudul Jabbar, who we are fortunate to still have alive
and moving and grooving. But I met Bill Walton when
he coached me at MTV Rocking Jock, and I saw
him around you know, NBA events, games, finals and All
Star Games. He was always nice to me, always seemed
(20:52):
to be nice to everybody, and just seems like he
just which is one of those guys that didn't seem
like he was having a bad day. He never seemed
like he was having a bad day. Obviously, he's a
human being and he had plenty of bad days. But
the late great Bill Walton is gone, Miles Joan, Let's
play some of the great clips from Bill Walton when
(21:15):
he was calling college basketball.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
He of course called the NBA, but he made a.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Mark calling college basketball the last decade or so.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Take a bite out of it while it's little say oh,
I'm kidding. This is an excellent shirt. By the way,
I've got one of those. This is your shirt. That's
my shirt full doubted whether you actually drove the to
Meccano brought you some dirt. You do it like this,
(21:47):
You get it, you sort of rub it on you,
you get it, and then you just sort of Okay,
Now I'm ready to go. National Popcorn Day. Please party on.
It's a wonderful day.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's Oregon. The sun was out come on.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Think with Brooks on the floor, his goggles came off.
He's gotten up quicker than Nate Robertson did I Maybe
I'll just stripped down right here? Bill is taking his
shirt off. It isn't wearing Deodoing taking his shirt off.
It's Mono Fukus Onw's birthday. And when I go he's
the inventor of the instant noodle, And thank you. I
(22:21):
love my noodle. It doesn't get any better than this.
I just got laid. Yeah, I'm not a very good catcher.
I'm much better at getting high than getting lower.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Got a present for you here on These were very
special and sacred plans.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's another gift. This is a gift.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's like that.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I have found that muster who's only help you anyway.
This is a phone roller with a vibrator inside, so
it's fantastic, and it's got multi speeds. This I love,
Big Leaf Maples. Oh, this feels so good.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Big Loss, the Great Bill Walton. So my shows in Batavia,
(23:19):
Illinois are rescheduled. They're not canceled, they are being rescheduled.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
So I remember I was talking to you.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Guys about those shows and the potential of protests and
blah blah.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Blah blah blah. But we had to reschedule them.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And and and I have a bunch of theater shows. I'm
doing shows in small theaters, not like fucking mass square
garden type of shit, but theaters in the fall. And
I'm coming absolutely to a city near you. I'm doing
a bunch of them. Speaking of canceling, speaking of suspensions,
(24:02):
speaking of trouble, speaking of all things disruptive behavior. They
had my fucking TikTok. I don't know how this happens.
I don't know why it happens. You know, sometimes even
I'm like, what would I do? I know when I
do something that deserves to be discussed or suspended, if
(24:23):
I call somebody names, or you know, I do the
beeps on social media. But they had my TikTok. They
shut it down completely. They completely shut down my TikTok account.
And TikTok is a piss hole cesspool. The shit that
I see on TikTok, it isn't as bad. It's I
(24:46):
go back and forth on it's because TikTok they allow
all kinds of pro haamas, this, that and the thirds.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yet there's no porn. Now.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
If you want your porn for free, you can get
your porn on Twitter aka x. There's porn on there,
open out in the open, full page. You could have
like a full page porn like if you like on
highlights like Michael Jordan or Isaiah Thomas or Mike Tyson
(25:16):
or Barry Bonds. You could get all your baseball highlights.
And there's some people that just have full porn pages
and I don't know how it works, why it works,
but it's disgusting. I've seen some foul shit, and I'm
not opposed to some porn, but if I'm gonna watch
porn and I'm gonna see porn, I want to do
(25:38):
it on my own accord. I don't want to just
be scrolling and then all of a sudden you're seeing
like gay porn or like I don't even want to
go into some of the shit that I've seen. I'm
just like, what the fuck is happening here? So I
go back and forth because, like I said, TikTok, anything
flies on there for pro hamas, but except for me.
(26:00):
Except for me, they tried to shut me down. I
don't know what happened. I was shut down for three days.
I didn't say anything, and then boom, I was back.
But I got unnotice your page has been shut down.
You've done this, that in the third, but they never
exactly explained what this, that and the third is. And
then I was back up. So I'm back on TikTok.
(26:20):
You actually should follow me on TikTok, you should follow
me on Instagram, and of course you should follow the
Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast on Instagram and on Twitter
aka X. But I am back on the block, moving
and grooving as I always do.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What else is going on? Iron, Mike Yo.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Apparently Mike Tyson was on a flight, not a private
flight like a regular flight, and something went wrong on
the flight because Mike Tyson and his.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Crew had some ulcer issues.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Mike Tyson has some ulcer issues, which I totally can
relate to. His flight from Miami to Los Angeles was delayed,
and then when the flight landed, or before landing, Iron
Mike was dizzy and nauseous and had a quote unquote
(27:21):
ulcer flare up for thirty minutes. I don't know what
that means to have an ulcer flare up for thirty minutes,
other than the fact that my ma and Mike Iron
Mike Tyson had the shits. And I don't play with
the ulcer. I strongly, strongly suggest all men over forty
I know they say over forty five. If you're over forty,
(27:44):
go once, Go get your ulcer checked out, Go get
yourself a colonoscopy. If Mike Tyson has serious altert of issues.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I don't know how he would.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I don't even know what this is to be honest,
because I unless he was just unless you had to
drop deuces. And can you imagine Mike Tyson having to
be stuck in a bathroom for thirty minutes dropping deuces.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Allegedly there was some sort of alternative colitis situation. But
this is my concern about this Jake Paul, this fake
Jake Paul Iron Mike Tyson fight happening. I'm concerned about
Mike having some training camp issues, but fortunately he's fine.
But like I said, I strongly advise everybody, everybody men
(28:32):
over forty years old. Like I said, the doctors will say,
over forty five years old, go once. Just go get
yourself to Cole and ask me. Get on that. Michael Jackson,
they put your ass to sleep. No, Bruno, you don't
feel anything. The worst thing about it is the prep.
It's very sour. It's very better, but this is, you know,
(28:53):
nothing to play around with. And I'm wishing Mike all
the best recovering from these alternative issues. And I'm wishing
make great training camp because I can't wait for that fight.
That fight is happening. July twentieth. July twentieth which is
a Saturday night live on Netflix. I don't know where
that fights take Oh yeah, Dallas, Dallas, Jerry's world. That
(29:14):
fight is taking place. And we need Mike healthy, we
need Mike shitting nice shits, beautiful, beautiful stools. We need
from Mike Tyson. And I'm wishing miss speedy recovery. And
like I said, get yourself a colon oscopy, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway,
I'm done. I am done. I hope everybody is really
(29:38):
hanging in there and staying safe, staying sane, and staying
fully disruptive. And tell a friend to tell a friend
about the world's most disruptive podcast, the I Am Rappaport
Stereo Podcast and Miles Jordan ak the Bleach Brothers aka
the Diggity Dust Brothers. Take me at it with something
(29:58):
really nice, take me added with something real loud, but
most importantly, end this puppy with something real Funky's I
Am Rappaport Stereo pockets.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm done.
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