Welcome to episode 56 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Their deep love of reality television
Below Deck Mediterranean
Reminiscing About Bravo Con
Watching Summer House
Schwartz In Love
Having Jax on the podcast
Having To Get Out of The Valley & The Latest Episode
The Belt Incident
The Fall Guy of Summer House
Dorit & PK Public Divorce
Watching White Lotus
Love Hotel Coming
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So I was like, oh my gosh, and you know,
being a black person, the first thing I thought, I
was like, I'm going to jail.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Because you stole.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Inside the little duster bag was a belt, a row
belt it had. It was a little duster bag with
the little tag with the row and it was like
a raffia belt. And the ship was five hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's how much that belt.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, wait, this belt was nothing. It was a nothing belt.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It looked like I could have weaved it myself. It
was nothing. Yes, child, Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And then you were like you have to return it.
I went into the you were was why you keep.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The fucking wait she didn't take I was like, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
This is just here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That is a white, white, white white privilege thinking right there.
She was like, I can keep it. That is stealing. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm back, Yes, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rapport and I'm Kiev Rappaport,
and this is Rapaports Reality, the podcast where we discuss
all things reality TV, all things popular culture, and curated gems,
curated items from our relationship, The Rap Reports, Pop Culture,
Reality heavy realities.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And our deep, deep, deep love of reality television.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean deep love it is.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It truly is.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A deep love because it's been such a relaxing We
put on a below Deck Mediterranean and uh, it's just
kind of background.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's it's like literally literally meditation.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes for us, I it's so interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think Below Deck Mediterranean is a good show. I
don't find it as exciting as the other show is.
I'm not like a heavy, heavy below deck person. But
there's other below deck series that I enjoy more. I
know that every what's the guy captain? Everybody loves it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We like Captain Sam Dy, but this.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
One what's named Captain Jason? The handsome one? Yes Jason.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, he's Australian.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Australian handsome with a weird voice, very handsome. Then you
started talking, got that weird tone voice do you think
so it's a little pitched up. It's a little pitched
up for a sex symbol. But I met him in
real life. He was cool. You remember I did that panel.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's true, that's true, you did with me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And three of the captains at Bravo Con which was
man that was we.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Gotta go back because we keep referring to it. It's
getting further further.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
In the distance and knocked the ship out of us.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I know it's at travel to Vegas, which we.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Think payed five days.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And by the way, going from New York to Vegas
is felt way different than like going from New York
to La Just it feels so different.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It feels so different. I think Vegas takes something out
of you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
And I participated in everything they asked me to participate
in like a.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Curious kid, like I'm so eager.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It would have been easier had it not been in Vegas,
and you gotta anyway, I was happy to go. We
were literally out of our minds when we were around
all those Bravo celebrities, and I was looking through some
of the pictures, even the people in Summerhouse that we met,
like we had met Page Yes, which I already liked
her and I knew she did the show with Hannah Burner,
(03:27):
but I hadn't been invested in Summerhouse the way I
am Now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I had been, And I remember walking through the
press room and seeing her and I was freaking out that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I saw her in there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah she's definitely cool.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah she's very cool.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She's cool, and she's you know, New York, and she
definitely has a sheakness and a sort of regularness that
some of the housewives, even our most favorite, don't have.
True Respectfully, that being said, since we're talking about sumer House,
you know, it dawned on me, babe the other day
when we were watching Summer House, the fact that the
(04:03):
show that we're watching right now is almost a year old.
It really sucks, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And it started.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was just went on my walk and I was like,
you ask me how my walk was in the park
and I was like, it was nice and good thing
I went before it started getting hot. Because it's actually
they're doing the closed second Avenue for the like fit.
You know, they did the street walking fair with fair.
The vendors are out selling stuff, so that's like the
signal that summer spring is here and summer's coming. And
I was like, why don't they don't you wish that
(04:30):
they did Summerhouse real time so they could really feel it.
Now we got to wait a whole year because it's
I think it's coming to an end. I'm sure we
have like what three four more f of stuff this season. Yeah,
and I wish we were in at real time because
we were watching it this last week and we were like,
don't you wish we could go? It'd be pathetic because
Tom Schwartz is there and he's forty two years old.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But wait, that's not far from my sill was the
same age as him.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, we're fifty five. We could I mean now, not
that far away.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because I shamed you last week because you were like,
let's go, and I was like, why would they want
us to go for fifty five? It's thirteen years older
than that, not that much. And I gotta say, we
fucked with Tom Schwartz heavy. He's one of the most
beloved reality guys. He's kept it above board. He's sweet
even when he's uh, you know, sort of stumbled and
(05:19):
fucked up and drunk and what he did to Katie
and all that stuff. There is that you could tell
he's a good person and a nice guy. And when
we met him at Bravo Con, Yeah, babe, remember when
we were just off the heels of all things Scannibal.
We were we were in I don't know where they ever,
wherever they were shooting the pockets. It was Tom Sandoval
(05:40):
were a hotel.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We were tripping off of them and we were like
in we were in vander Pump rolls for a minute.
We went into their hotel room and they had their
little setup for Tom Sandoval's podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
There were some girls from one of those boat shows, yes,
lurking around.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Two of the chief stews, one of the chief stews,
I forget which one with an accent in there.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know which one. Anyway, they were in there,
and we were like, for a second, it felt like
we were like in an episode of Vanderbump. But it
was really really tripped up.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, because when you're with the two of them, you're like,
you're in the show.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, when you're yeah, it's very strange.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But this episode we kind of owe him an apology
because we were judging him that he was on it
just kind of he looked a little out of place
and there bright there by the way, you know, he
kind of gave it away, like you know, he goes
into Page and Sierra's room at one point a man
that was in the bed with them, and he was like, oh,
(06:39):
hold on to this, hold on to this, because one
day this all could be over.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We once had this dynamic and it, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And it was kind of sad, and now we all
hate each other, and you know, Paige says, no, that
will never happen. We're gonna love each other forever unless
Amanda cheets on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I thought, oh gosh, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
She made a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Though it was a joke, but I was like, wow,
why do you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Say Kyle cheats on Amanda? Oh, she was saying Amanda
ches's because she was saying like she.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Would she would be yeah, but I think yeah, and
I was I thought to myself, well, unless Amanda says
she doesn't want kids with Kyle and Kyle breaks up
with it, that's more realistic.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But anyway, that being.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Said, I thought, wow, he's really longing for this dynamic.
And you think about it, he's forty two. The show
was on fourteen season. Yes, okay, so he wanted to
be an actor. That kind of stunts you a little.
Let's say that puts him at twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Five six when he got on Vanderbrump.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, still young.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
This is all you know, this kind of dynamic partying
eternal summer can It's got to be rough if you
don't lock it in and you get kids and a
wife and whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know, I don't know because when you're at Summerhouse
and they're having their party, and albeit we know, we're
sophisticated enough to know that when they're having their you know,
their bed party. It was like a sleep bed themed
party that paged through. We understand that it is for the.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Show, right, so there's camera crew and it shuts down.
It already ends.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He is around twenty three twenty four year old girls,
and it starts to get like, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, and you suggested maybe they do Schwartz in Love, like.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
We get we get, we get Schwartz in Love.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
A bachelor type of thing. Ye, but for Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hopefully ever after Schwartz. That's a great title.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I just came up with that. That's great.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like he hopefully ever still needs to make them a living.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, but it would be a reality show about him because.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The restaurant business and the bar business.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
To know, it's not for him, This is not for him.
He's got to find something else to do. But poor guy,
when I look at him, I feel you shouldn't feel
sorrow when you look at somebody, And I feel bad
for him. I just feel like something's missing. He's kind
of sad. I feel like he's kind of law What
was it? On one of the after shows on The Valley,
he talked about his friendship with Tom and he said
it was kind of complicated, and that's really sad to me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Anyway, How are you feeling well? But let me just
say last week I wasn't on the podcast you did
an infamous uh interview with the number one guy in
the group, number one guy?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
How was that? And then after seeing him because you
did it on zoom.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You know, it was just I've never met it in
real life. We've never been He wasn't at Bravo con or.
We didn't meet him at Bravo.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, I don't think he was there.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, I mean he might have been there for what
I think. He was there for the van, He was
there for the vander Pump panel. He whatever across him,
you know, he was exactly the way he comes across
and he he's very honest. He's very honest in you know,
where he is now, He's very honest and where he
is in his day to day life.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Wait, let me ask quick questions. Yes, when you say honest,
because he's.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Sober right now. He said he's sober right now.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, you see sober.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I want him to be sober.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He want him to be But like.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
He says things on the show where you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But this is real time though, I know on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you had him on zoom you were like looking
at him, Yes, pretty clearly. Yes, you thought, oh wow,
this is a different Jack's on side.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It was different. I say he's a he could tell
that it like, wow, there's a change turmoil. He's has
inner turmoil.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And you know, whether you think he's a dick on
the show or don't think he's a dick on the show,
I'll say, you want him to do well. You want
any human being to do It's not like absolutely, you
know some serial killer. If he's a prick and he's
been a prick. Okay, obviously he has been a prick.
But you want him to do well if nothing else,
because he's given us joy if nothing else, he's a
human being, and more importantly, he has a kid. So
(10:44):
you want to see him just like Schwartz. You want
to see these guys come on the other side.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yes, you want them to be you see all.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Them that come out on the other side Sandeville. You
want to see them do well, Like I don't. There's
none of them. Like you know, they didn't do anything
to us. They didn't cheat on us, they didn't fuck
us over. Oh, they didn't run our bar business into
the ground. So we're just getting joy off of all
the shit they've been through. So my feeling is that
he's a guy who is in turmoil but wants to
(11:12):
do well and is trying to do well. And I
hope he does well. I told him, I said, I
think the valley is a fucking I wish that whole group,
him and Brittany and little Cruise their kid could get
the fuck out of the valley. That place is just
it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I lived there. I said this, this is what I'll
say to you.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Who you are brings you to the valley at the time,
you gotta crawl your fucking self out of the valley.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's what you gotta bring yourself. I know that. Timmy
Hermy say that should be dying laughing because it's so true.
You who you are brings you there, but also who
you are can bring you out. That's what I have
to say, but right now we're getting joy.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
We're getting joy out of them living there, being there.
But I gotta tell you this last episode, now that
you've had some personal interaction with him that I thinks
is really honest, watching it back probably made you feel
even worse for him.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like the whole thing is, I'm taking the.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Call from the intake person, going to therapy and having
all his friends talk about him and drive and drop
the off.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I mean, it just was heavy duty.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know who the shining light of the TV
show The Valley is. It certainly isn't Jack's Taylor. As
much as we love and root for Christen Doty, it
certainly isn't Christen Dody. It's not what's his name, Jesse
Jesse and his.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Dark.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The whole thing is just dark. It's just one bad
relationship after another bad relationship after, you know. I mean, like,
like we said, I said it to Jack's he said
it on the show, We've said it. The fact that
Kristin Doty is the voice of reason is insane. God
bless her, God bless her.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't even see it that way.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
But okay, yeah, I think that they're all living out
being in the Valley.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's a thing of.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
La by the way, you know, it gets you even
back in the nineties when we were there being actors
and like it you became a star.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But like I had to move to the valley because
it was cheaper back then.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Like there's something that when you start moving along life,
you want to move up. You don't want to go
to someplace because it's you go where there's opportunity, not
just because something's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yes, you want to.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Go because it's more affordable and the weather's good and
there's more opportunity to work. You don't go because it's
literally a lower elevation and hotter, hotter because the lower
of it and cheaper. Like it's something about it just
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I feel like it's such a metaphor for like, and
I say that because it's La because La is where
like all the dreams come true. So when you're living
in LA and you're this person that has all these
dreams and aspirations, and you get there and you're like
in West Hollywood and you're you're gonna go and then
slowly but surely, you start to get old and gravity
takes over, and then gravity takes over and you're in
(14:00):
a lower elevation called the valley. It's fucking sad and
judgment like. I'm saying that only because I experienced it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
And for those of you who are not familiar with
the valley and la Very. You know, all the studios,
Warner Brothers, CBS, Universal, the majority of them are out
there in the valley, and.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
There's beautiful houses.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's porn in the valley, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I think porn nowadays could be everywhere. I mean, but
you could do only fans in that. You could do
that for anywhere. But yes, it was the center of Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I thought they fixed out or they change it.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think they changed that probably in the late eighties.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Right now they probably do it in Florida. Let's talk
about you for a second, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But wait, I want to just make a caveat or
an amendment to my statement. I'm not judging the valley
because there's beautiful place. I think Calabasas is in the valley.
I think there's there's in Sino. It's a very expensive
high I mean, Kyle Richards lives in the valley, lives
in the valley.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The valley has high it's.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But I'm saying the dreams of a young Angenoux who's
has aspirations. When you go there for this reason, you're
taking this mentality of uh oh, like I gotta go
somewhere whatever. It's not that way anymore, by the way,
Studio City, it's it's beautiful town. But for me, when
I think of the valley and now watching this show,
(15:23):
oh man, it's so depressing to me.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I want to talk about you for a second. Baby.
We went shopping the other day and we haven't talked
about this. Yeah, we went shopping the other day. We
wound up. You got a bag. I did a Row bag.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let's just say it nice one the only reason brown
and brown and I never get a brown bag.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm so excited about it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And we got a bag from the Row, which I
love the Row. We all love the Row. I wish
I could afford. I wish I could only wear the
road clothing me too.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I usually get it on sale, it's only on sale,
but this was I had to get. This bag was
on the shelf. It was the only one they had
in the store and there was no more. And the
woman I was like, you don't have another one, and
was like she said, no, we literally just got this
one in I think we only got two and we
sold one and we have this one.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
And I was like, I want to get this.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
When I went over, you wanted another one because it's
on the shelf, because.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's been sitting there. I wanted it really clean. You
know how I am with the bags. I like, I
like it clean.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do they don't give you a discount for that?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, babe, No, it's like it was a department store, Like, no, you.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Should get a discount. Of other people have touched the
fucking bag.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She literally is like, literally, we just got it and
it looked like it was a little crease in it,
but it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
When I hold it up, it was brand new like it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But interestingly enough, you know when you buy something like
this nice you get a duster bag like it comes
with its.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Own like pillow case for the bag.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, like a pillowcase, like a nice little sleeping bag.
And I noticed when she went over to the drawer
to pack it up for me.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I turned over. I looked and she kind of was
like looking for one like the one that came with
the bag. So she actually took another row bag from
somewhere I didn't see where, and she put my bag
in that bag.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, we got in the car.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We got in the car. We got all the way home,
which was not very far.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Get home.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes, we did get all the way home.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And I got into the kitchen and I was so
excited because what I like to do, because I'm so
excited when I get a new bag, I like to
like I like to style it like in the house or.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
In the closet. Yeah, I like to stare at it
and put it out. I'm so excited and happy. I
just wanted to like sit it down and like sit
and look at it.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And when I did, the pillowcase that like the duster
bag was heavy, like after I took the bag, I
was like, oh, and inside it was another little tiny
duster bag was something and I was like, oh no.
Now the store that we were in is in New
England in Connecticut, and you know, is a very old
(18:10):
fashioned type store. I will say, let the privileged people
live it because they don't have any like what do
you call it, what metal detectors when you leave that
that place, which is so bizarre to me, And that's
why I say it's very privileged and you don't have
to have metal detectors.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
So you know, a lot of white people live there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So I was like, oh my gosh, and you know,
being a black person, the first thing I thought, I was.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Jail because you stole. Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Inside the little duster bag was a belt, a row
belt it had. It was a little duster bag with
the little tag with the row and it was like
a raffia belt and the ship was five hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's how much that bet?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Wait, this belt was nothing. It was a nothing belt.
It looked like I could have weaved it myself.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It was nothing. Yes, child, Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And then you were like we have to return it.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I went into you were.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Why keep the well you didn't take. I was like,
this is just here is.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Some white, white, white, white privileged thinking right there. He
was like, I can keep it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That is stealing, okay, And I said no, we're going back.
But then I was like, there's no detective going back.
It's really odd because it's very old fashioned.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The store. It's like, you know, once you go in there,
they know you. It's like hello missus, rapperbor whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And I'm going to walk in there. I almost want
to make you walk in there and be like, oh, sorry, you.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Know cha cha whatever her name was.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You know, you accidentally like how do you say that
without looking like I don't like you?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Of course, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But we literally just didn't turn around. I know, once
you're out. First of all, it takes a lot out
of you. You're very patient when I'm shopping. You have
to sit there. But I know you kind of got
an attitude, and you were very pleasant this time. I
must say like you were very sweet because you sat
there while I shop, very patient, and then having to
turn around because you take your shoes off and your
pants off, and you sit down the couch, you turn
on the TV, and now I'm like, can you take
(20:06):
me back?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It was raining, it was.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
A little so I'm like, can you take me back?
Not that I can't drive myself.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I wanted. I was already driving. I was in there.
I was driving that day, and I wanted to take
you back. I just for me. If I went to
a store and bought a pair of sneakers or a
fucking something from the row, or a jacket, and there
happened to be something else in there.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Keeping the ship, babe, No you're not.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm keeping the ship, especially if you don't want it,
like it's not at first, that's terrible gift.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
The only time I stole something, it was a piece
of candy from like worlds Worth or Woolsworth, the department store.
I got in the car, I was unwrapping the wrapper
and my mom.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Heard that ship and was like I heard the car
and was like, what the fuck is that? And we went.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She bade me take that ship out of my mouth,
put it back, and we marched my little black ass
back into the store, and she made me apologize and
take it back. Damn, I will never forget that. So
for me, it was like a visceral like thing of like,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Gosh, were you a good decent person?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
So wait, So when I she was talking, she was like,
it's a very relaxed store where they like give you
champagne and cea. So I tapped on the lady and
I said, you know you when you gave me the
dust bag, this was in the bottom.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I whispered. I was like, this was in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Because I also worked in retail, so I know that
they have to account for everything.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
She looked at me, took it and hurt. She was like,
oh my god, thank you so much. She was so
appreciate by the way.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Three days later she texted me and she said, I
hope you're enjoy your bag, but thank you so much
for bringing that back, because we would have been looking
for it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I want to say I would have expected the store
since since it's like like a sort of a family store,
they could have at least said, hey, next time you
come in, you get twenty five percent off your next purchase.
We didn't get shit. A text is fine, it's nice.
The store should have been like, mister missus rapport next
time you come in, because you're honest and decent, or
at least one of your one we we were gonna
(22:06):
give you twenty five percent off for fifteen percent off
of something off your next purchase. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I don't mean, you know, it's really seck.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But it was a tiny belt like it would have
fit Tammy's waist. I could have regifted to her like
she would have wore.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's like a kid given it to somebody either birthday
or ans.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Totally true, but that's the gross. I don't want that
on my hushm is watching as they say. Anyway, I
know the idea was funny.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
In your in your comings and goings, is now that
it's getting nice out of you. Here in New York.
We're back in Central Park and we took a walk
the other day through Central Park. Those leaves that were
coming from.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
You know, they're the cherry trees, but I think these
are actually boxwoods, because I don't think they're.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The actual it's not the cherries, No, it's not. I
think they're box with they did they do the pink leaves?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Or they could be almond trees because the almond trees
make pink flowers so nice, gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And we're on our Central Park walk, uh time of
the year and it's beautiful. I mean, it is.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Really my favorite time.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And you went for a walk the other day by
yourself and you lost your Wait, no, I had my
ear but I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I don't have like a fanny pack right now. I
have a nice fan of fancy fan, but I need
like a walking one. So I took my earbuds without
the case, thinking I'm not going to take them out.
But my mom hates talking to me on the I
don't know if she's getting super old, because she's like.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
But I can't hear you, can't keep keep are you there?
It drives me nuts. She only will talk to me
if I'm talking. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't know if I've ever talked to you on earbuds.
But when you're on the earbuds talking to me, I
hear you.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
My mom is like, it sounds like you're in a tunnel.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So I took them out to talk to her and
talk was talking on the boat and I was holding
my keys and the earbuds in my hand. And I
went to the hardwood store after my walk, and I
dropped one of them, apparently, but I didn't realize until
I got home, And so I was freaked out because
I wasn't about after buying that big purchase of a bag.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It wasn't about to go buy another pair.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And it's so frush and losing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But do you know the you could look on find
my phone and you can find one of your buds, Like.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So you looked on find your phone from the apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, and look for the left earbud and what happened?
And it said it was on seventy ninth Street.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So you went back.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So I went back and I put the sensor on
and it says closer, closer, closer, and you keep walking
and you look and it says stop. So I stopped,
and I was looking around crazy and anyway, I didn't.
I went in the store and I asked the manager,
and then I asked the guys. I had the crates out,
and they looked at me like I was crazy, and
they were like, But then I was like, I was
about to give up because it said stop. And then
(24:34):
I move around and then I looked down and it
was underneath a crate. They had just lifted this up,
but it was actually underneath and I found.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
By the way, I'm a germ freak.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You guys, so like for me to like pick something
upo the streets of New York and like use it
again even after cleaning is wild. But I came home,
I like cleaned it up really good with some bleach
and whatever, and I was good to go, and I
was so proud. But when I told you the story,
I remember, I said, I want to share this story
because and you said, make sure.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Make sure she's a lot shorter than when you're telling.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Me the original story. I want to share it on
the pocket And I said, just do a shorter version.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I think it was that long.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Babe, your patience is like a short as a mouse's
ass hair.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I swear to God anyway, You're terrible because you could.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Go on and on and at the first it's like
you could tell a story and you don't know any
of it, and the thing and then and then that
and that guy and they say nothing of.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
The story was funny, man. But but I'm tripping that
the technology I know is crazy. I know that it
can do that. I know, and I knew that there
was fine my ear butt, but I didn't know it
could be like closer specific.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yes, and it literally will say keep going, keep going,
and said too far, said too far. So I turned
around and they said stop, and I was like, stopped.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And I looked and I didn't see it. And then
when the guy was out there and he moved a
box and it was underneath the crate.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
And this is on find my budge or find my yearbot.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Find my phone. You have all your devices.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Not going to make sure mine is registered. I didn't
know that it worked like that, but yes, it does.
That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yes, I was happy and I was so grateful. Back
to Summerhouse.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't know how we got on that table, right,
But we have to get back because I really need
to focus on Jesse Solomon.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
This whole season. This setup fall guy. He is the
fall guy. I mean, why he ever? Listen, even Wes.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Knows better, right, and that's to be wild, right, He's
looking at this guy like, why did you fall for this?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Why did you date somebody in the house. This was
so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
But the fact that he is made Sierra upset and
he fits everybody up by this little decision that he like,
you're looking at his face going first of all, I
don't think you're that into her.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, no, And it's convenient.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But it's a yes.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But it's not convenient because it's a pain in the ass.
She's making the girl cry. It's just weird. I don't
know why he did that.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
And anytime you're involved with a girl and the mom
oh no, and the sister immediately and they're like all
involved and they're like we're best friends. Oh, you need
to run gentlemen, And this is not a common thing,
but if anyone says, their mom and their sister are
their best friends, and they're always around them and they're
lurking around. I think it's great for them, But for you,
(27:39):
as a guy, run. I think it's fantastic. Be close,
close families. Knock yourself out. I know nothing about that.
I don't come from that. But as a guy, when
you're with a cute girl and the mother and the
sister have moved down here from Canada and they're they're
bunker down together, you're not going to be able to
beat that. You're you're it's three against one, and these
(28:01):
are three women that are against one fucking guy. Jesse
fucking Solomon.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
He doesn't have to run. But Jesse, No, he doesn't
have to run.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
He just has to know that he's going to be
in a relationship with all three of them. But my
point is that you have to know that you want
to be in a relationship. His point was he just
wanted to hook up, but he made the mistake of
saying too much too soon.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He should have been honest and be like, this is
the summer house. This is what we do here. This
is not we're not dating here to get married. This
is what she thought. So like when she was saying
and this drunken I love you shit, Like, come on, man,
you gotta know better than that.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But the casting of Lexi, whether you like her or not,
she said, and they did it on purpose. It was
like a fish on a lure. Yeah, no disrespect, but
she was literally like the worm on the fucking hook.
And Jesse Solomon, he bet fish in the water and
he fell for it so fucking quickly, and everybody knew.
You could see it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
All the girls they were like dum.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And he just is walking around and as we stand now,
she's pissed off. He's pissed off everybody. Uh, He's professed
his love to Alexi, he's professed his love to Sierra.
What's his name, Professor's what's the one's name, Carl? Carl
Professor was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I mean, why after all this time, I mean, this
becomes very incestuous.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
This is what it's kind of like the boat shows.
I mean, below decks, there's other people, everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
They go from this Mediterranean one you one guy, and
it's like two episodes in three episodes in he's kissed
three of the girls. So I don't understand. But you
were like, this is so dumb. Why is Sierra not?
I said, but this is all she knows.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
She's spending all her time. It's safe.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
She's kind of well known. Now, it's sort of like,
why do famous people only go out with the people
they work?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Well, she's not.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
She's not what you know, Taraji p Henson, you're on Summer.
It's a very specific kind of thing. The fact that
she's like, I need to go with like a civil.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And I'm like, no, I think that they're pretty famous
when they get on reality TV shows and also you
have to look at their social media.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Come on, baby, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't know how this young generation thinks they're famous
or not. I think they all think they're famous.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But I mean, like, you mean you need to go
with somebody outside of Summer House, like there's I mean,
you're in New York City.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, it's true, but it's hard. I guess it's hard
to date, so you gotta go with what you know.
I guess.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I guess, I guess. But it's just crazy to me
that that Jesse Solomon fell for it so hook Line
and Sin, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mean, I could see him more so going for Sierra
than this new girl that came in like that.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Do yourself a favor. Stay away from all these fucking
guys in the house. They're Carl, fucking Jesse Solomon, bless
his heart.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, no, none of us.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Stay away from these fucking emeral all these like what
there's like little fuck guys.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yea toys.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, I want to talk about Lindsay. I believe Lindsay
had her baby. I hope she had a healthy baby.
I don't know if Lindsay still has these feelings towards Carl,
but I hope you don't because she spent this entire
season Carl this you have a baby in it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I hope it's just because she's on the show and
she doesn't really feel But let's think about it. Though,
it was very soon after breaking up to have a
baby with somebody else and then still be in the
Summerhouse with the person, So it could be possible that
she has feelings lingering for you.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That could be possible. It's very apparent.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, like I'm saying, she also is shooting a show.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I get it, but her whole because she can't.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Talk about Turner, Who's Who's Yeah, the baby daddy, the
baby daddy.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, so what else is she going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Because you can't say her new man because she doesn't
even say it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
She kind of says again because it's really not officially
her man.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Really they adopted a dog, like I feel like her
in turn feel like, Oh, we're gonna have a kid
and we're gonna figure it.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think there's a probably rude awakening and what's going
to happen. I mean, is that her last was that
her last season on the show?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I mean, come back next season.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That would be really awkward, would.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Come an No, stay out of the house. Don't come
back with your brand newborn baby and your ex boyfriend.
Stay out of the house. It's not a good look.
It doesn't it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It didn't even look good being pregnant. They're really it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Didn't look at her being pregnant. Didn't look good there.
All she does in the after show is talk about Carl.
She mocks Carl, mocks his businesses, and I don't know
the details of their relationships. I know he kind of
hemmed and hard, but it's like.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yo, you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Nobody likes a not nice pregnant lady who mocks an
ex boyfriend on a TV show and.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
She's taking business.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Don't let him, Yeah, it wasn't cool.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Let him rock out with his cock.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, I hope that's the end of lindsay that way.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In other news, uh Dete and pqu Piquet are going
through a public divorce. There was a photograph of them
at I believe Jagger's game, and and they're at the
game watching their kid play, and they're sitting on the
sidelines and they're like, you know, one hundred feet away
(33:09):
from each other, maybe not even one hundred, maybe fifty
feet away from each other. So they're there together, but
they're not together. And now Pique was spotted with some
girl on the street. Also, Mauricio was with some other
girl on the street. And these two fucking guys are
just running around and Durte's, you know, a single mom
(33:30):
with alleged financial problems. You got Lisa Vanner Pump standing up.
I could see why dur came in with some cigarette
smoke in the car and was like, I'm taking that
every fucking body. Yeah, because she got Lisa vander Pump.
She got little fucking Piku, you know, dating the whole
thing is just dark and bad. It's dark and bad.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, she had to see it coming though, right, don't
you think. I mean the guy was half the time,
was not even in England. She knew he had a
drinking problem.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Is single PK drinking or single p K? Because when
you're back on those streets, like is he partying or
is he single and sober?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Like we don't know who cares?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
The thing is that you know when Kyle and the
Reunion said it wasn't the show that broke them up?
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
How do you know it wasn't the show?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Like I wonder because it's a lot of pressure, it's
a lot of ego boost. Yes, it's a lot of famous.
A gross thing you got. You gotta really work on
your specially Layton life. Come on, you don't know how
to handle that money, lack of money, her personality changing
(34:35):
the clothes, I mean, did she really.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Dress like that before the show?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Its PK, Like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
You know, it's complex, it's it's imagine it. You and
I got famous, and you know my row habit became
like a Louis Vauton.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And I was like, I had a glam squad over
here in our little apartment. You would be like, who
the fuck are you? You'd be like, what the fuck
what's happening? And I was like, I need a Betley.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You'd be like, Pebe, I've known you since you're twenty
one years old?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Who the fuck are you? So like, there's there's.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Get some Birkenstocks.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, like what happened to your Berketox collection?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
The people change? They do weird shit when they get famous. Uh,
they like attention where you thought they did it like,
you know, it's complex and it's weird when it's on television.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yes, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I wish her well.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I was kind of digging the poparazzi picture of her
leaning out of the car with no makeup on, looking
like a regular fifty year old. I thought it was
kind of like, oh I could I could get with
that anyway.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I don't know. I don't pee Cake can fucking suck
a dick if you asked me, I'm really talking nasty today. Huh.
It's because I d have a little bit of a headache.
I don't feel good. This is how who I really.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Am when I'm not being lady like when I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Feel well and it's starting to get humid and I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Getting that heat anxiety that I get, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Don't get heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And I'm trying not to. But I like I got.
I came in with my linen dress on it. You said,
what's up with the momo?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It's not a moomoo, it's a dress.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
What is a MoMu?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Something that I don't wear?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You know what we did. We didn't discuss what we've
been watching, and we were a little late. We didn't
watch it while it was on TV airing White lotus.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh boy, Yeah, I mean everybody discussed the hell out
of that.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
We don't need to break down, no, no, listen that
it was uncomfortable hucking Mike White. He's prolific writer. Wonder
what goes on in his head. But I was shocked
for you to say he loves reality.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He talks about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
And you could see in the storyline of the women.
Some of those the three women, the.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Acts straight out of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Straight out of Beverly Hills, straight out of like any
real housewives. Word, they're on a trip, like the way.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
It was shocked totally one hundred.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
But he's a fan. He's a huge fan of Bravo.
He's a fan of reality TV. He was on The
Great Race and the It's.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
The Amazing Race.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
He was on it like recently.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
That's crazy as a well known writer.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
As Mike White and like his friend were on there.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
But he he's a reality you know, and like he
doesn't like when they ask him all his his references.
He'll be like, yeah, the Real Housewives of you know this,
or Southern Charm. And there was a whole rumor that
the actor I can't remember his name, who played Parker
Posey's husband, there was a rumor that Mike White had
said watch Southern Charm and he said that's that wasn't true.
(37:33):
Although they were from Charleston, that wasn't the reference where
he told me go.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Watch Southern Charm. Oh, I see, because they're from this
sunny the accent. What was I saying about each character
in the show. There was a theme to me of
everyone they say it in the show. It came to
me very clearly when we were watching. I was like,
every character has a real satisfaction or like.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
The daughter did it like her life, but then realize
she wouldn't even be able to be in meditation because
she was unsatisfied. There was unsatisfactory feeling of their life,
every single character, And it's rare in uh theatrical works
of art for people to all have the same thematic
expression going on at the same time, because it usually
(38:19):
makes characters unlikable when they have the same.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
He makes some very human humanity.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
But what I'm saying is the same theme. Everyone is
trying to escape their everybody's I mean the black guys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
The black woman, she doesn't want to be where she's at.
I mean, she has a discovery, she wants to open
a thing, and when she gets the money, she's gonna run.
The guy who killed Dad was killed, he wants to run. Yeah,
it's all They all have the exact same theme going on.
I find that to be interesting, And every show he
has that where all of them are suffering the same thing.
And it's a very very rare way to write and
(38:51):
still have it be enjoyable. Although it's extremely heavy watch
always and I think that's why because there's zero relief.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
The security guard, same thing, everybody it was dissatisfied, yes,
but it was.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Very very well written, very well acted, very well shot,
and very entertaining. I am glad that we watched it
at our own pace, but I could understand how it
turned into this online thing and you're what's gonna happen?
What's gonna happen? I guess it's the old school way
of watching TV. However, my attention span and my streaming
(39:30):
span has changed, and I want it now. I want
it to same one after another, and I want to
be able to watch, watch, watch.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Speaking of that, we can go out with saying this
with a Love Hotel, which is one episode, and I
think that's going to be a journey. The first episode
with our ladies Giselle, the Countess Luanne Ashley and she
had a badore finding love now interesting enough, I said
(39:57):
to you in the first episode, Wow, this is going
to be nice.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
You're going to see these ladies vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And you do you do you see showing like here's
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You're like, oh, here we go. I mean, like so
I got excited at first. I was like, oh, wow,
we're going to see them in a different light. You know,
they're actually vulnerable because they really do want to find someone.
And then I'm like, oh, no, same dramas coming in.
This is kind of crazy, but I think we should
stick with it.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Oh yeah, it's a good time. And those four women,
these are all pros. They're men lash They've put in
years and years and hours and hours.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Good casting, perfect ones they picked.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
They know what they're doing, they know how. You know.
One thing that Jack's I asked Jack's about being a
reality TV show person performer going into the valley and
you know, being on years and years of vander pumb roles,
how aware are you of the way I seeing the
way a storyline is playing out and going to play out?
(40:55):
And he said, very aware now as when he was younger,
you know, when he first started he had no idea
he goes, but very very aware of what's happening, when
it's happening, and how it's gonna look. And it makes
you very self conscious in real life and on camera,
but particularly on camera, because you're like, this is happening
to me. I know this is happening to me. I
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know how this is gonna look, and fuck it. That
was an interesting thing that.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
He can't I can't. I mean, I think I do
that in my real life without with that cameras, I
can't imagine. Do you understand what.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I mean by that? Like I'm like, but to a
credit to him, And that's why I said to my
go yo, like you or hate you? This motherfucker has
kept it real.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
That's amazing. No.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I find that observation in that articulation awesome and makes
me like him.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He said it like he knew. He said he knew
when episode two, season two, that whole terrible dark scene,
it almost made me cry. I was like, I felt
so bad for them. Yeah, I felt so bad for
them as parents during that scene. Like he said, he
knew what was happening. He was aware, he said, he
couldn't control himself. That's how fucked up was with the cameras,
(42:06):
knowing that it's being recorded, knowing that's going to be
on TV, he still couldn't control them.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
We both had those moments ourselves. Can you imagine cameras
just never on TV? I'm saying, knock on wood anyway.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
We love all the shows, We're frustrated with the shows.
We don't stop watching. We can't stop watching, and I
love you Babe, I love you so much and I'm
glad you found your your earbuds. I'm glad you're a
better person than me, and you were the decency and
the honesty to return the belt to the store. And
we're going to be back with more Rap Reports Reality
(42:40):
a week after week, show after show, make sure you
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good stuff on Instagram at Rap Reports Reality. Love you, Babe,
Love you.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Few of the doll f
So I was like, oh my gosh, and you know,
being a black person, the first thing I thought, I
was like, I'm going to jail.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Because you stole.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Inside the little duster bag was a belt, a row
belt it had. It was a little duster bag with
the little tag with the row and it was like
a raffia belt. And the ship was five hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's how much that belt.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, wait, this belt was nothing. It was a nothing belt.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It looked like I could have weaved it myself. It
was nothing. Yes, child, Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
And then you were like you have to return it.
I went into the you were was why you keep.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The fucking wait she didn't take I was like, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
This is just here.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That is a white, white, white white privilege thinking right there.
She was like, I can keep it. That is stealing. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm back, Yes, I'm back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rapport and I'm Kiev Rappaport,
and this is Rapaports Reality, the podcast where we discuss
all things reality TV, all things popular culture, and curated gems,
curated items from our relationship, The Rap Reports, Pop Culture,
Reality heavy realities.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And our deep, deep, deep love of reality television.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I mean deep love it is.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It truly is.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
A deep love because it's been such a relaxing We
put on a below Deck Mediterranean and uh, it's just
kind of background.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's it's like literally literally meditation.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes for us, I it's so interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I think Below Deck Mediterranean is a good show. I
don't find it as exciting as the other show is.
I'm not like a heavy, heavy below deck person. But
there's other below deck series that I enjoy more. I
know that every what's the guy captain? Everybody loves it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We like Captain Sam Dy, but this.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
One what's named Captain Jason? The handsome one? Yes Jason.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, he's Australian.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Australian handsome with a weird voice, very handsome. Then you
started talking, got that weird tone voice do you think
so it's a little pitched up. It's a little pitched
up for a sex symbol. But I met him in
real life. He was cool. You remember I did that panel.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's true, that's true, you did with me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And three of the captains at Bravo Con which was
man that was we.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Gotta go back because we keep referring to it. It's
getting further further.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
In the distance and knocked the ship out of us.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I know it's at travel to Vegas, which we.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Think payed five days.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
And by the way, going from New York to Vegas
is felt way different than like going from New York
to La Just it feels so different.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It feels so different. I think Vegas takes something out
of you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
And I participated in everything they asked me to participate
in like a.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Curious kid, like I'm so eager.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It would have been easier had it not been in Vegas,
and you gotta anyway, I was happy to go. We
were literally out of our minds when we were around
all those Bravo celebrities, and I was looking through some
of the pictures, even the people in Summerhouse that we met,
like we had met Page Yes, which I already liked
her and I knew she did the show with Hannah Burner,
(03:27):
but I hadn't been invested in Summerhouse the way I
am Now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, I had been, And I remember walking through the
press room and seeing her and I was freaking out that.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I saw her in there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah she's definitely cool.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah she's very cool.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
She's cool, and she's you know, New York, and she
definitely has a sheakness and a sort of regularness that
some of the housewives, even our most favorite, don't have.
True Respectfully, that being said, since we're talking about sumer House,
you know, it dawned on me, babe the other day
when we were watching Summer House, the fact that the
(04:03):
show that we're watching right now is almost a year old.
It really sucks, I know.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And it started.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was just went on my walk and I was like,
you ask me how my walk was in the park
and I was like, it was nice and good thing
I went before it started getting hot. Because it's actually
they're doing the closed second Avenue for the like fit.
You know, they did the street walking fair with fair.
The vendors are out selling stuff, so that's like the
signal that summer spring is here and summer's coming. And
I was like, why don't they don't you wish that
(04:30):
they did Summerhouse real time so they could really feel it.
Now we got to wait a whole year because it's
I think it's coming to an end. I'm sure we
have like what three four more f of stuff this season. Yeah,
and I wish we were in at real time because
we were watching it this last week and we were like,
don't you wish we could go? It'd be pathetic because
Tom Schwartz is there and he's forty two years old.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But wait, that's not far from my sill was the
same age as him.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, we're fifty five. We could I mean now, not
that far away.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because I shamed you last week because you were like,
let's go, and I was like, why would they want
us to go for fifty five? It's thirteen years older
than that, not that much. And I gotta say, we
fucked with Tom Schwartz heavy. He's one of the most
beloved reality guys. He's kept it above board. He's sweet
even when he's uh, you know, sort of stumbled and
(05:19):
fucked up and drunk and what he did to Katie
and all that stuff. There is that you could tell
he's a good person and a nice guy. And when
we met him at Bravo Con, Yeah, babe, remember when
we were just off the heels of all things Scannibal.
We were we were in I don't know where they ever,
wherever they were shooting the pockets. It was Tom Sandoval
(05:40):
were a hotel.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We were tripping off of them and we were like
in we were in vander Pump rolls for a minute.
We went into their hotel room and they had their
little setup for Tom Sandoval's podcast, and.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
There were some girls from one of those boat shows, yes,
lurking around.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Two of the chief stews, one of the chief stews,
I forget which one with an accent in there.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know which one. Anyway, they were in there,
and we were like, for a second, it felt like
we were like in an episode of Vanderbump. But it
was really really tripped up.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, because when you're with the two of them, you're like,
you're in the show.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, when you're yeah, it's very strange.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
But this episode we kind of owe him an apology
because we were judging him that he was on it
just kind of he looked a little out of place
and there bright there by the way, you know, he
kind of gave it away, like you know, he goes
into Page and Sierra's room at one point a man
that was in the bed with them, and he was like, oh,
(06:39):
hold on to this, hold on to this, because one
day this all could be over.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
We once had this dynamic and it, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And it was kind of sad, and now we all
hate each other, and you know, Paige says, no, that
will never happen. We're gonna love each other forever unless
Amanda cheets on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I thought, oh gosh, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
She made a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Though it was a joke, but I was like, wow,
why do you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Say Kyle cheats on Amanda? Oh, she was saying Amanda
ches's because she was saying like she.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Would she would be yeah, but I think yeah, and
I was I thought to myself, well, unless Amanda says
she doesn't want kids with Kyle and Kyle breaks up
with it, that's more realistic.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But anyway, that being.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Said, I thought, wow, he's really longing for this dynamic.
And you think about it, he's forty two. The show
was on fourteen season. Yes, okay, so he wanted to
be an actor. That kind of stunts you a little.
Let's say that puts him at twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Five six when he got on Vanderbrump.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, still young.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
This is all you know, this kind of dynamic partying
eternal summer can It's got to be rough if you
don't lock it in and you get kids and a
wife and whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You know, I don't know because when you're at Summerhouse
and they're having their party, and albeit we know, we're
sophisticated enough to know that when they're having their you know,
their bed party. It was like a sleep bed themed
party that paged through. We understand that it is for the.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Show, right, so there's camera crew and it shuts down.
It already ends.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
He is around twenty three twenty four year old girls,
and it starts to get like, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, and you suggested maybe they do Schwartz in Love, like.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
We get we get, we get Schwartz in Love.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
A bachelor type of thing. Ye, but for Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hopefully ever after Schwartz. That's a great title.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Get this.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I just came up with that. That's great.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like he hopefully ever still needs to make them a living.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, but it would be a reality show about him because.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The restaurant business and the bar business.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
To know, it's not for him, This is not for him.
He's got to find something else to do. But poor guy,
when I look at him, I feel you shouldn't feel
sorrow when you look at somebody, And I feel bad
for him. I just feel like something's missing. He's kind
of sad. I feel like he's kind of law What
was it? On one of the after shows on The Valley,
he talked about his friendship with Tom and he said
it was kind of complicated, and that's really sad to me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Anyway, How are you feeling well? But let me just
say last week I wasn't on the podcast you did
an infamous uh interview with the number one guy in
the group, number one guy?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
How was that? And then after seeing him because you
did it on zoom.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You know, it was just I've never met it in
real life. We've never been He wasn't at Bravo con or.
We didn't meet him at Bravo.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No, I don't think he was there.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, I mean he might have been there for what
I think. He was there for the van, He was
there for the vander Pump panel. He whatever across him,
you know, he was exactly the way he comes across
and he he's very honest. He's very honest in you know,
where he is now, He's very honest and where he
is in his day to day life.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Wait, let me ask quick questions. Yes, when you say honest,
because he's.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Sober right now. He said he's sober right now.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, you see sober.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I want him to be sober.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He want him to be But like.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
He says things on the show where you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But this is real time though, I know on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you had him on zoom you were like looking
at him, Yes, pretty clearly. Yes, you thought, oh wow,
this is a different Jack's on side.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It was different. I say he's a he could tell
that it like, wow, there's a change turmoil. He's has
inner turmoil.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And you know, whether you think he's a dick on
the show or don't think he's a dick on the show,
I'll say, you want him to do well. You want
any human being to do It's not like absolutely, you
know some serial killer. If he's a prick and he's
been a prick. Okay, obviously he has been a prick.
But you want him to do well if nothing else,
because he's given us joy if nothing else, he's a
human being, and more importantly, he has a kid. So
(10:44):
you want to see him just like Schwartz. You want
to see these guys come on the other side.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yes, you want them to be you see all.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Them that come out on the other side Sandeville. You
want to see them do well, Like I don't. There's
none of them. Like you know, they didn't do anything
to us. They didn't cheat on us, they didn't fuck
us over. Oh, they didn't run our bar business into
the ground. So we're just getting joy off of all
the shit they've been through. So my feeling is that
he's a guy who is in turmoil but wants to
(11:12):
do well and is trying to do well. And I
hope he does well. I told him, I said, I
think the valley is a fucking I wish that whole group,
him and Brittany and little Cruise their kid could get
the fuck out of the valley. That place is just
it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I lived there. I said this, this is what I'll
say to you.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Who you are brings you to the valley at the time,
you gotta crawl your fucking self out of the valley.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's what you gotta bring yourself. I know that. Timmy
Hermy say that should be dying laughing because it's so true.
You who you are brings you there, but also who
you are can bring you out. That's what I have
to say, but right now we're getting joy.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
We're getting joy out of them living there, being there.
But I gotta tell you this last episode, now that
you've had some personal interaction with him that I thinks
is really honest, watching it back probably made you feel
even worse for him.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Like the whole thing is, I'm taking the.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Call from the intake person, going to therapy and having
all his friends talk about him and drive and drop
the off.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I mean, it just was heavy duty.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know who the shining light of the TV
show The Valley is. It certainly isn't Jack's Taylor. As
much as we love and root for Christen Doty, it
certainly isn't Christen Dody. It's not what's his name, Jesse
Jesse and his.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Dark.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The whole thing is just dark. It's just one bad
relationship after another bad relationship after, you know. I mean, like,
like we said, I said it to Jack's he said
it on the show, We've said it. The fact that
Kristin Doty is the voice of reason is insane. God
bless her, God bless her.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't even see it that way.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
But okay, yeah, I think that they're all living out
being in the Valley.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's a thing of.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
La by the way, you know, it gets you even
back in the nineties when we were there being actors
and like it you became a star.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But like I had to move to the valley because
it was cheaper back then.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Like there's something that when you start moving along life,
you want to move up. You don't want to go
to someplace because it's you go where there's opportunity, not
just because something's cheaper.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yes, you want to.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Go because it's more affordable and the weather's good and
there's more opportunity to work. You don't go because it's
literally a lower elevation and hotter, hotter because the lower
of it and cheaper. Like it's something about it just
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I feel like it's such a metaphor for like, and
I say that because it's La because La is where
like all the dreams come true. So when you're living
in LA and you're this person that has all these
dreams and aspirations, and you get there and you're like
in West Hollywood and you're you're gonna go and then
slowly but surely, you start to get old and gravity
takes over, and then gravity takes over and you're in
(14:00):
a lower elevation called the valley. It's fucking sad and
judgment like. I'm saying that only because I experienced it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
And for those of you who are not familiar with
the valley and la Very. You know, all the studios,
Warner Brothers, CBS, Universal, the majority of them are out
there in the valley, and.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
There's beautiful houses.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's porn in the valley, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I think porn nowadays could be everywhere. I mean, but
you could do only fans in that. You could do
that for anywhere. But yes, it was the center of Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I thought they fixed out or they change it.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I think they changed that probably in the late eighties.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Right now they probably do it in Florida. Let's talk
about you for a second, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But wait, I want to just make a caveat or
an amendment to my statement. I'm not judging the valley
because there's beautiful place. I think Calabasas is in the valley.
I think there's there's in Sino. It's a very expensive
high I mean, Kyle Richards lives in the valley, lives
in the valley.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The valley has high it's.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But I'm saying the dreams of a young Angenoux who's
has aspirations. When you go there for this reason, you're
taking this mentality of uh oh, like I gotta go
somewhere whatever. It's not that way anymore, by the way,
Studio City, it's it's beautiful town. But for me, when
I think of the valley and now watching this show,
(15:23):
oh man, it's so depressing to me.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I want to talk about you for a second. Baby.
We went shopping the other day and we haven't talked
about this. Yeah, we went shopping the other day. We
wound up. You got a bag. I did a Row bag.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let's just say it nice one the only reason brown
and brown and I never get a brown bag.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm so excited about it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And we got a bag from the Row, which I
love the Row. We all love the Row. I wish
I could afford. I wish I could only wear the
road clothing me too.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I usually get it on sale, it's only on sale,
but this was I had to get. This bag was
on the shelf. It was the only one they had
in the store and there was no more. And the
woman I was like, you don't have another one, and
was like she said, no, we literally just got this
one in I think we only got two and we
sold one and we have this one.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
And I was like, I want to get this.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
When I went over, you wanted another one because it's
on the shelf, because.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's been sitting there. I wanted it really clean. You
know how I am with the bags. I like, I
like it clean.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do they don't give you a discount for that?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, babe, No, it's like it was a department store, Like, no, you.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Should get a discount. Of other people have touched the
fucking bag.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She literally is like, literally, we just got it and
it looked like it was a little crease in it,
but it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
When I hold it up, it was brand new like it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
But interestingly enough, you know when you buy something like
this nice you get a duster bag like it comes
with its.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Own like pillow case for the bag.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, like a pillowcase, like a nice little sleeping bag.
And I noticed when she went over to the drawer
to pack it up for me.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I turned over. I looked and she kind of was
like looking for one like the one that came with
the bag. So she actually took another row bag from
somewhere I didn't see where, and she put my bag
in that bag.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, we got in the car.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We got in the car. We got all the way home,
which was not very far.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Get home.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes, we did get all the way home.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And I got into the kitchen and I was so
excited because what I like to do, because I'm so
excited when I get a new bag, I like to
like I like to style it like in the house or.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
In the closet. Yeah, I like to stare at it
and put it out. I'm so excited and happy. I
just wanted to like sit it down and like sit
and look at it.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And when I did, the pillowcase that like the duster
bag was heavy, like after I took the bag, I
was like, oh, and inside it was another little tiny
duster bag was something and I was like, oh no.
Now the store that we were in is in New
England in Connecticut, and you know, is a very old
(18:10):
fashioned type store. I will say, let the privileged people
live it because they don't have any like what do
you call it, what metal detectors when you leave that
that place, which is so bizarre to me, And that's
why I say it's very privileged and you don't have
to have metal detectors.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
So you know, a lot of white people live there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So I was like, oh my gosh, and you know,
being a black person, the first thing I thought, I was.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Jail because you stole. Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Inside the little duster bag was a belt, a row
belt it had. It was a little duster bag with
the little tag with the row and it was like
a raffia belt and the ship was five hundred and
ninety dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
That's how much that bet?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Wait, this belt was nothing. It was a nothing belt.
It looked like I could have weaved it myself.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It was nothing. Yes, child, Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
And then you were like we have to return it.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I went into you were.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Why keep the well you didn't take. I was like,
this is just here is.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Some white, white, white, white privileged thinking right there. He
was like, I can keep it.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That is stealing, okay, And I said no, we're going back.
But then I was like, there's no detective going back.
It's really odd because it's very old fashioned.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The store. It's like, you know, once you go in there,
they know you. It's like hello missus, rapperbor whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
And I'm going to walk in there. I almost want
to make you walk in there and be like, oh, sorry, you.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Know cha cha whatever her name was.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You know, you accidentally like how do you say that
without looking like I don't like you?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Of course, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But we literally just didn't turn around. I know, once
you're out. First of all, it takes a lot out
of you. You're very patient when I'm shopping. You have
to sit there. But I know you kind of got
an attitude, and you were very pleasant this time. I
must say like you were very sweet because you sat
there while I shop, very patient, and then having to
turn around because you take your shoes off and your
pants off, and you sit down the couch, you turn
on the TV, and now I'm like, can you take
(20:06):
me back?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It was raining, it was.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
A little so I'm like, can you take me back?
Not that I can't drive myself.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I wanted. I was already driving. I was in there.
I was driving that day, and I wanted to take
you back. I just for me. If I went to
a store and bought a pair of sneakers or a
fucking something from the row, or a jacket, and there
happened to be something else in there.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Keeping the ship, babe, No you're not.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm keeping the ship, especially if you don't want it,
like it's not at first, that's terrible gift.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
The only time I stole something, it was a piece
of candy from like worlds Worth or Woolsworth, the department store.
I got in the car, I was unwrapping the wrapper
and my mom.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Heard that ship and was like I heard the car
and was like, what the fuck is that? And we went.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
She bade me take that ship out of my mouth,
put it back, and we marched my little black ass
back into the store, and she made me apologize and
take it back. Damn, I will never forget that. So
for me, it was like a visceral like thing of like,
oh my.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Gosh, were you a good decent person?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
So wait, So when I she was talking, she was like,
it's a very relaxed store where they like give you
champagne and cea. So I tapped on the lady and
I said, you know you when you gave me the
dust bag, this was in the bottom.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I whispered. I was like, this was in the bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Because I also worked in retail, so I know that
they have to account for everything.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
She looked at me, took it and hurt. She was like,
oh my god, thank you so much. She was so
appreciate by the way.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Three days later she texted me and she said, I
hope you're enjoy your bag, but thank you so much
for bringing that back, because we would have been looking
for it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I want to say I would have expected the store
since since it's like like a sort of a family store,
they could have at least said, hey, next time you
come in, you get twenty five percent off your next purchase.
We didn't get shit. A text is fine, it's nice.
The store should have been like, mister missus rapport next
time you come in, because you're honest and decent, or
at least one of your one we we were gonna
(22:06):
give you twenty five percent off for fifteen percent off
of something off your next purchase. Nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I don't mean, you know, it's really seck.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
But it was a tiny belt like it would have
fit Tammy's waist. I could have regifted to her like
she would have wore.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's like a kid given it to somebody either birthday
or ans.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Totally true, but that's the gross. I don't want that
on my hushm is watching as they say. Anyway, I
know the idea was funny.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
In your in your comings and goings, is now that
it's getting nice out of you. Here in New York.
We're back in Central Park and we took a walk
the other day through Central Park. Those leaves that were
coming from.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
You know, they're the cherry trees, but I think these
are actually boxwoods, because I don't think they're.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The actual it's not the cherries, No, it's not. I
think they're box with they did they do the pink leaves?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Or they could be almond trees because the almond trees
make pink flowers so nice, gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And we're on our Central Park walk, uh time of
the year and it's beautiful. I mean, it is.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Really my favorite time.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And you went for a walk the other day by
yourself and you lost your Wait, no, I had my
ear but I don't know what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I don't have like a fanny pack right now. I
have a nice fan of fancy fan, but I need
like a walking one. So I took my earbuds without
the case, thinking I'm not going to take them out.
But my mom hates talking to me on the I
don't know if she's getting super old, because she's like.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
But I can't hear you, can't keep keep are you there?
It drives me nuts. She only will talk to me
if I'm talking. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't know if I've ever talked to you on earbuds.
But when you're on the earbuds talking to me, I
hear you.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
My mom is like, it sounds like you're in a tunnel.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So I took them out to talk to her and
talk was talking on the boat and I was holding
my keys and the earbuds in my hand. And I
went to the hardwood store after my walk, and I
dropped one of them, apparently, but I didn't realize until
I got home, And so I was freaked out because
I wasn't about after buying that big purchase of a bag.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It wasn't about to go buy another pair.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And it's so frush and losing.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But do you know the you could look on find
my phone and you can find one of your buds, Like.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So you looked on find your phone from the apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, and look for the left earbud and what happened?
And it said it was on seventy ninth Street.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So you went back.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
So I went back and I put the sensor on
and it says closer, closer, closer, and you keep walking
and you look and it says stop. So I stopped,
and I was looking around crazy and anyway, I didn't.
I went in the store and I asked the manager,
and then I asked the guys. I had the crates out,
and they looked at me like I was crazy, and
they were like, But then I was like, I was
about to give up because it said stop. And then
(24:34):
I move around and then I looked down and it
was underneath a crate. They had just lifted this up,
but it was actually underneath and I found.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
By the way, I'm a germ freak.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You guys, so like for me to like pick something
upo the streets of New York and like use it
again even after cleaning is wild. But I came home,
I like cleaned it up really good with some bleach
and whatever, and I was good to go, and I
was so proud. But when I told you the story,
I remember, I said, I want to share this story
because and you said, make sure.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Make sure she's a lot shorter than when you're telling.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Me the original story. I want to share it on
the pocket And I said, just do a shorter version.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I think it was that long.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Babe, your patience is like a short as a mouse's
ass hair.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I swear to God anyway, You're terrible because you could.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Go on and on and at the first it's like
you could tell a story and you don't know any
of it, and the thing and then and then that
and that guy and they say nothing of.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
The story was funny, man. But but I'm tripping that
the technology I know is crazy. I know that it
can do that. I know, and I knew that there
was fine my ear butt, but I didn't know it
could be like closer specific.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yes, and it literally will say keep going, keep going,
and said too far, said too far. So I turned
around and they said stop, and I was like, stopped.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And I looked and I didn't see it. And then
when the guy was out there and he moved a
box and it was underneath the crate.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
And this is on find my budge or find my yearbot.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Find my phone. You have all your devices.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Not going to make sure mine is registered. I didn't
know that it worked like that, but yes, it does.
That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yes, I was happy and I was so grateful. Back
to Summerhouse.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I don't know how we got on that table, right,
But we have to get back because I really need
to focus on Jesse Solomon.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
This whole season. This setup fall guy. He is the
fall guy. I mean, why he ever? Listen, even Wes.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Knows better, right, and that's to be wild, right, He's
looking at this guy like, why did you fall for this?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Why did you date somebody in the house. This was
so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
But the fact that he is made Sierra upset and
he fits everybody up by this little decision that he like,
you're looking at his face going first of all, I
don't think you're that into her.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, no, And it's convenient.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
But it's a yes.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
But it's not convenient because it's a pain in the ass.
She's making the girl cry. It's just weird. I don't
know why he did that.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
And anytime you're involved with a girl and the mom
oh no, and the sister immediately and they're like all
involved and they're like we're best friends. Oh, you need
to run gentlemen, And this is not a common thing,
but if anyone says, their mom and their sister are
their best friends, and they're always around them and they're
lurking around. I think it's great for them, But for you,
(27:39):
as a guy, run. I think it's fantastic. Be close,
close families. Knock yourself out. I know nothing about that.
I don't come from that. But as a guy, when
you're with a cute girl and the mother and the
sister have moved down here from Canada and they're they're
bunker down together, you're not going to be able to
beat that. You're you're it's three against one, and these
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are three women that are against one fucking guy. Jesse
fucking Solomon.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
He doesn't have to run. But Jesse, No, he doesn't
have to run.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
He just has to know that he's going to be
in a relationship with all three of them. But my
point is that you have to know that you want
to be in a relationship. His point was he just
wanted to hook up, but he made the mistake of
saying too much too soon.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
He should have been honest and be like, this is
the summer house. This is what we do here. This
is not we're not dating here to get married. This
is what she thought. So like when she was saying
and this drunken I love you shit, Like, come on, man,
you gotta know better than that.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But the casting of Lexi, whether you like her or not,
she said, and they did it on purpose. It was
like a fish on a lure. Yeah, no disrespect, but
she was literally like the worm on the fucking hook.
And Jesse Solomon, he bet fish in the water and
he fell for it so fucking quickly, and everybody knew.
You could see it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
All the girls they were like dum.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And he just is walking around and as we stand now,
she's pissed off. He's pissed off everybody. Uh, He's professed
his love to Alexi, he's professed his love to Sierra.
What's his name, Professor's what's the one's name, Carl? Carl
Professor was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I mean, why after all this time, I mean, this
becomes very incestuous.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
This is what it's kind of like the boat shows.
I mean, below decks, there's other people, everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
They go from this Mediterranean one you one guy, and
it's like two episodes in three episodes in he's kissed
three of the girls. So I don't understand. But you
were like, this is so dumb. Why is Sierra not?
I said, but this is all she knows.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
She's spending all her time. It's safe.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
She's kind of well known. Now, it's sort of like,
why do famous people only go out with the people
they work?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Well, she's not.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
She's not what you know, Taraji p Henson, you're on Summer.
It's a very specific kind of thing. The fact that
she's like, I need to go with like a civil.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And I'm like, no, I think that they're pretty famous
when they get on reality TV shows and also you
have to look at their social media.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Come on, baby, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't know how this young generation thinks they're famous
or not. I think they all think they're famous.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
But I mean, like, you mean you need to go
with somebody outside of Summer House, like there's I mean,
you're in New York City.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, it's true, but it's hard. I guess it's hard
to date, so you gotta go with what you know.
I guess.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I guess, I guess. But it's just crazy to me
that that Jesse Solomon fell for it so hook Line
and Sin, I.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Mean, I could see him more so going for Sierra
than this new girl that came in like that.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Do yourself a favor. Stay away from all these fucking
guys in the house. They're Carl, fucking Jesse Solomon, bless
his heart.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, no, none of us.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Stay away from these fucking emeral all these like what
there's like little fuck guys.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yea toys.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, I want to talk about Lindsay. I believe Lindsay
had her baby. I hope she had a healthy baby.
I don't know if Lindsay still has these feelings towards Carl,
but I hope you don't because she spent this entire
season Carl this you have a baby in it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I hope it's just because she's on the show and
she doesn't really feel But let's think about it. Though,
it was very soon after breaking up to have a
baby with somebody else and then still be in the
Summerhouse with the person, So it could be possible that
she has feelings lingering for you.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That could be possible. It's very apparent.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Well, like I'm saying, she also is shooting a show.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I get it, but her whole because she can't.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Talk about Turner, Who's Who's Yeah, the baby daddy, the
baby daddy.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, so what else is she going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Because you can't say her new man because she doesn't
even say it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
She kind of says again because it's really not officially
her man.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Really they adopted a dog, like I feel like her
in turn feel like, Oh, we're gonna have a kid
and we're gonna figure it.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think there's a probably rude awakening and what's going
to happen. I mean, is that her last was that
her last season on the show?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I mean, come back next season.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That would be really awkward, would.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Come an No, stay out of the house. Don't come
back with your brand newborn baby and your ex boyfriend.
Stay out of the house. It's not a good look.
It doesn't it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It didn't even look good being pregnant. They're really it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Didn't look at her being pregnant. Didn't look good there.
All she does in the after show is talk about Carl.
She mocks Carl, mocks his businesses, and I don't know
the details of their relationships. I know he kind of
hemmed and hard, but it's like.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yo, you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Nobody likes a not nice pregnant lady who mocks an
ex boyfriend on a TV show and.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
She's taking business.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Don't let him, Yeah, it wasn't cool.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Let him rock out with his cock.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, I hope that's the end of lindsay that way.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
In other news, uh Dete and pqu Piquet are going
through a public divorce. There was a photograph of them
at I believe Jagger's game, and and they're at the
game watching their kid play, and they're sitting on the
sidelines and they're like, you know, one hundred feet away
(33:09):
from each other, maybe not even one hundred, maybe fifty
feet away from each other. So they're there together, but
they're not together. And now Pique was spotted with some
girl on the street. Also, Mauricio was with some other
girl on the street. And these two fucking guys are
just running around and Durte's, you know, a single mom
(33:30):
with alleged financial problems. You got Lisa Vanner Pump standing up.
I could see why dur came in with some cigarette
smoke in the car and was like, I'm taking that
every fucking body. Yeah, because she got Lisa vander Pump.
She got little fucking Piku, you know, dating the whole
thing is just dark and bad. It's dark and bad.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, she had to see it coming though, right, don't
you think. I mean the guy was half the time,
was not even in England. She knew he had a
drinking problem.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Is single PK drinking or single p K? Because when
you're back on those streets, like is he partying or
is he single and sober?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Like we don't know who cares?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
The thing is that you know when Kyle and the
Reunion said it wasn't the show that broke them up?
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
How do you know it wasn't the show?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Like I wonder because it's a lot of pressure, it's
a lot of ego boost. Yes, it's a lot of famous.
A gross thing you got. You gotta really work on
your specially Layton life. Come on, you don't know how
to handle that money, lack of money, her personality changing
(34:35):
the clothes, I mean, did she really.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Dress like that before the show?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Its PK, Like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
You know, it's complex, it's it's imagine it. You and
I got famous, and you know my row habit became
like a Louis Vauton.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
And I was like, I had a glam squad over
here in our little apartment. You would be like, who
the fuck are you? You'd be like, what the fuck
what's happening? And I was like, I need a Betley.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You'd be like, Pebe, I've known you since you're twenty
one years old?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Who the fuck are you? So like, there's there's.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Get some Birkenstocks.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, like what happened to your Berketox collection?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
The people change? They do weird shit when they get famous. Uh,
they like attention where you thought they did it like,
you know, it's complex and it's weird when it's on television.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yes, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I wish her well.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I was kind of digging the poparazzi picture of her
leaning out of the car with no makeup on, looking
like a regular fifty year old. I thought it was
kind of like, oh I could I could get with
that anyway.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
I don't know. I don't pee Cake can fucking suck
a dick if you asked me, I'm really talking nasty today. Huh.
It's because I d have a little bit of a headache.
I don't feel good. This is how who I really.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Am when I'm not being lady like when I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Feel well and it's starting to get humid and I'm.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Getting that heat anxiety that I get, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Don't get heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
And I'm trying not to. But I like I got.
I came in with my linen dress on it. You said,
what's up with the momo?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
It's not a moomoo, it's a dress.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
What is a MoMu?
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Something that I don't wear?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You know what we did. We didn't discuss what we've
been watching, and we were a little late. We didn't
watch it while it was on TV airing White lotus.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh boy, Yeah, I mean everybody discussed the hell out
of that.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
We don't need to break down, no, no, listen that
it was uncomfortable hucking Mike White. He's prolific writer. Wonder
what goes on in his head. But I was shocked
for you to say he loves reality.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
He talks about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
And you could see in the storyline of the women.
Some of those the three women, the.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Acts straight out of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Straight out of Beverly Hills, straight out of like any
real housewives. Word, they're on a trip, like the way.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
It was shocked totally one hundred.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
But he's a fan. He's a huge fan of Bravo.
He's a fan of reality TV. He was on The
Great Race and the It's.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
The Amazing Race.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
He was on it like recently.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
That's crazy as a well known writer.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
As Mike White and like his friend were on there.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
But he he's a reality you know, and like he
doesn't like when they ask him all his his references.
He'll be like, yeah, the Real Housewives of you know this,
or Southern Charm. And there was a whole rumor that
the actor I can't remember his name, who played Parker
Posey's husband, there was a rumor that Mike White had
said watch Southern Charm and he said that's that wasn't true.
(37:33):
Although they were from Charleston, that wasn't the reference where
he told me go.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Watch Southern Charm. Oh, I see, because they're from this
sunny the accent. What was I saying about each character
in the show. There was a theme to me of
everyone they say it in the show. It came to
me very clearly when we were watching. I was like,
every character has a real satisfaction or like.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
The daughter did it like her life, but then realize
she wouldn't even be able to be in meditation because
she was unsatisfied. There was unsatisfactory feeling of their life,
every single character, And it's rare in uh theatrical works
of art for people to all have the same thematic
expression going on at the same time, because it usually
(38:19):
makes characters unlikable when they have the same.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
He makes some very human humanity.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
But what I'm saying is the same theme. Everyone is
trying to escape their everybody's I mean the black guys.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
The black woman, she doesn't want to be where she's at.
I mean, she has a discovery, she wants to open
a thing, and when she gets the money, she's gonna run.
The guy who killed Dad was killed, he wants to run. Yeah,
it's all They all have the exact same theme going on.
I find that to be interesting, And every show he
has that where all of them are suffering the same thing.
And it's a very very rare way to write and
(38:51):
still have it be enjoyable. Although it's extremely heavy watch
always and I think that's why because there's zero relief.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
The security guard, same thing, everybody it was dissatisfied, yes,
but it was.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Very very well written, very well acted, very well shot,
and very entertaining. I am glad that we watched it
at our own pace, but I could understand how it
turned into this online thing and you're what's gonna happen?
What's gonna happen? I guess it's the old school way
of watching TV. However, my attention span and my streaming
(39:30):
span has changed, and I want it now. I want
it to same one after another, and I want to
be able to watch, watch, watch.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Speaking of that, we can go out with saying this
with a Love Hotel, which is one episode, and I
think that's going to be a journey. The first episode
with our ladies Giselle, the Countess Luanne Ashley and she
had a badore finding love now interesting enough, I said
(39:57):
to you in the first episode, Wow, this is going
to be nice.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
You're going to see these ladies vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And you do you do you see showing like here's
what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
You're like, oh, here we go. I mean, like so
I got excited at first. I was like, oh, wow,
we're going to see them in a different light. You know,
they're actually vulnerable because they really do want to find someone.
And then I'm like, oh, no, same dramas coming in.
This is kind of crazy, but I think we should
stick with it.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Oh yeah, it's a good time. And those four women,
these are all pros. They're men lash They've put in
years and years and hours and hours.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Good casting, perfect ones they picked.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
They know what they're doing, they know how. You know.
One thing that Jack's I asked Jack's about being a
reality TV show person performer going into the valley and
you know, being on years and years of vander pumb roles,
how aware are you of the way I seeing the
way a storyline is playing out and going to play out?
(40:55):
And he said, very aware now as when he was younger,
you know, when he first started he had no idea
he goes, but very very aware of what's happening, when
it's happening, and how it's gonna look. And it makes
you very self conscious in real life and on camera,
but particularly on camera, because you're like, this is happening
to me. I know this is happening to me. I
(41:16):
know how this is gonna look, and fuck it. That
was an interesting thing that.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
He can't I can't. I mean, I think I do
that in my real life without with that cameras, I
can't imagine. Do you understand what.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
I mean by that? Like I'm like, but to a
credit to him, And that's why I said to my
go yo, like you or hate you? This motherfucker has
kept it real.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
That's amazing. No.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I find that observation in that articulation awesome and makes
me like him.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He said it like he knew. He said he knew
when episode two, season two, that whole terrible dark scene,
it almost made me cry. I was like, I felt
so bad for them. Yeah, I felt so bad for
them as parents during that scene. Like he said, he
knew what was happening. He was aware, he said, he
couldn't control himself. That's how fucked up was with the cameras,
(42:06):
knowing that it's being recorded, knowing that's going to be
on TV, he still couldn't control them.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
We both had those moments ourselves. Can you imagine cameras
just never on TV? I'm saying, knock on wood anyway.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
We love all the shows, We're frustrated with the shows.
We don't stop watching. We can't stop watching, and I
love you Babe, I love you so much and I'm
glad you found your your earbuds. I'm glad you're a
better person than me, and you were the decency and
the honesty to return the belt to the store. And
we're going to be back with more Rap Reports Reality
(42:40):
a week after week, show after show, make sure you
tell a friend who tell a friend to subscribe, rate
and review, and follow. Follow us on Instagram. We give
good stuff on Instagram at Rap Reports Reality. Love you, Babe,
Love you.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Few of the doll f
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