Welcome to the seventh episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From Connecticut! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Bad eating habits, watching The Jinx Season 2, doing Tom Sandoval's podcast & being at "The House of a Hoarder", the unlikable cast of "The Valley", really liking Summer House, Quentin Tarantino scrapping his final movie & going to his premieres, People Magazine Article Power Shift & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, we're back. Rappitpart's reality. Fuck rap ports reality.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, you sound a little Let's share with the people. No, well,
first let's bring the people and then you share with
the people. Hey, hey guys, Rapaport's Reality. We are back.
My name is Michael Rappaport. My name is Kibi Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Kibi is my wife. I am her husband. This is
the rap Ports Reality podcast. If you've never listened to
the rap Ports Reality podcast, this podcast is about all
things reality TV yep, all things popular culture, and a
lot of things about you and me. Yeah, and since
you have a little bit of I don't know, you
don't sound like your normal energetic self, why don't you
(00:56):
share with the people what we've been doing for the
last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh yeah, because ladies and gentlemen, I'm a little new
to this podcast world. And we had to do something
called reads and my my professional husband was a little
rough on me on the reads because he just threw
it at me that we're going to do the reads today,
and he was a little rough on me on the reads.
Like he tries to act like he's so professional with
his uh and he doesn't flub lines.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I flub them all, can't You could barely speak English?
And not only do I flub lines on the mic?
Do I flub lines when I'm acting? I flubbed lines.
I mean the people that are listening to the show
are probably like what all the time? I know, I
don't speak proper English.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Last night the passover at the sat Or, you had
to read something and you could barely get through it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I don't know why you're frustrated with me, no disrespect,
but what I had to read was in my opinion, whatever,
it doesn't matter. The sator the passover was great. Why
are you so frustrated with me? Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know that this is like a whole thing, and
and you're just like being you're being.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
A dick, okay about it? Okay? Why do you get
so frustrated? I just wanted to get it done. I
don't like doing I know, I don't like about you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're projecting once again, don't project.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is this is the podcast people want to see? I
be honest, if you have kept the mics going the
whole time, people would be like.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is no, No, I don't like it. I like to
keep calm. By the way, I'm on a break right
now in life in general, from all things like heavy.
We're in Connecticut, I like to work out. I'm trying
to eat healthy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
How's that going.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's not going well at all. How it's really really,
it's really horrible. I'm not eating bread because that's what
we do.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But I think that's a great thing. I think the
world to celebrate Passover because that's a seven day break
from bread.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, but they shouldn't eat three bars of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's the problem, because if you don't eat the bread whatever,
you eat everything else.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Struggling emotionally for some reason, not emotionally, I sound like
a Michelle Obama and her big depression. I just don't
feel like eating healthy right now. I don't know if
my meds are all. I don't know what it's happening,
but I just feel like eating sugar.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
All day long. Do you want to share with our listeners?
I don't want to blow you up. You did. Do
you want to share with our listeners some of the
things you've eaten? And and because you went to Trader
Joe's the other day to get healthy things and you said, babe,
can you bring my purse upstairs? And I said sure,
and Loan bowled. I picked the and and I'm hearing
(03:24):
jelly beans because there's two boxes of jelly beans in
your person, which number one wasn't why you went to
Trader Joe's and number two it made me feel like
you were going to get the jelly beans and just
eat them yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, no, no, no, I was gonna put them in my
nightstand your nights.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, but no, usually we share. I share, okay? And
then what else did you get? Because I got chocolate
jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I just got chocolate and jelly beans. Oh and I
got ice cream?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Right, I got chip witches. I know. Trader Joe's.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Wait, can I tell you about Trader Jos is a
vortex of hell.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
They lure you in.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean there's nothing but junk and Trader Does.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I mean they have the healthy stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's a junk. It's it's a side. It's you know
they say, and grocery stories. You're supposed to like just
shop the outward. You don't go in the middle aisle.
But Trader Does is just all ship. It's just like
all back. I love it there, but I gotta stay
out of Trader Doughs.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
They have too many. They have those Dunker cookies. They
got chocolate covered everything, chocolate almond, chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate
color cash shoes, anything you want, chocolate covered bananas, chocolate apples,
chocolate strawberry, any thing you want. It's covered blueberries and
chocolate covered everything they have. It's all chocolate covered. And
(04:45):
they don't just have it in a chocolate section. If
there was just a chocolate section, you could avoid that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
True true story. It's very true. It's everywhere around.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's true. I like a chocolate factory in there, and
the cookies and the ice cream and tree Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's bad, babe, and then I and then I come
home and then I and then.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I hide it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I hide from us and for myself, and it's bad
and I'm and I'm really I need an intervention. Well,
and I said to you last night, you know, full
disclosure to our myriad of there's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So many listeners right now, and once those iHeartRadio app
reads get out there in the world, more.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The reads that I that I finally got done. So
well you did them great. Okay, it's thank for saying it,
because you were hard on me. Listen, I was an
actress one day, so I was reading them. I had
to warm up, yes, And you didn't give me time
to warm up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, because if I was like an apart struggle, I've
struggled with those same reads over and over and over,
like I'm new to this, not true to this. I've
struggled with those same reads. They're wordy, they're whatever. But
those reads are going to learn even more listeners than
we already have.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, good, but wait, so I said to you last night,
I wanted a man, and I need a man that's
going to be more like Kobe would have been to Vanessa,
like I need you to have some discipline. You cannot
be a guy who's like putting your hand out when
I'm pounding jelly beans, double fifting jelly beans.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And my hand is not there to lift you up. No,
it's not. It's just asking me for my hand is
there for you to put the jelly beans in my palm?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I want you to say, stop the nonsense, girl, Let's
get it together. Like's like, get up and let's run
a mile, you know what I mean, Let's do double days.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's that's not gonna happen when you have those jelly
beans out, that mama mentality, that Rocky one, Rocky two,
Rocky three mentality, it's out the door.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But what happened to you the other night when you
had your hand out for the jelly beans?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Would you smack it away?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What happened to your mouth?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh? So we were watching waiting to watch there was
some kind of flub on the Max or HBO or
a HBO Max app to watch season two of the
Jinks about Robert Durst, the psychopathic serial killer. I think
(07:13):
if you kill more than three people, you're a serial killer, right?
Is it three? He killed three people? Yeah, but I
didn't know there was a number. If you've never seen yeah,
because I think there has to be. It's not just one,
because then you're just a killer. I think cereal, he's
a serial killer. The Jinks season one on HBO was awesome,
and then that led to the arrest of Robert Durst,
(07:36):
which we found out in season two. And we were
waiting past our bedtime, past all our reality shows. We
watched The Valley, we watched Summerhouse. It was like nine,
we had twenty minutes. We waited till ten, and then
at ten it wasn't coming on it wasn't. I don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, that glitch on HBO, on Max on the streaming service.
Remember we got on there glitch. It was a bit
on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And then at one point I said, Babe, break out
the jelly beans. Yeah, because I was like, we're this
is exciting screen. We need to stay up. We've already
we already had one box of jelly beans. Why not
get rid of all of them. I was just thinking
about the next day. I was thinking about the next day, Like,
let's get rid of the rest of the jelly beans,
so tomorrow there's no jelly beans. That's always the motivation
(08:22):
for us.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm like, I like, let's get rid of all the
junk in the house so I can start anew tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Let's stuff perfect. Let's not have one chip witch, Let's
have let's have all two boxes of the chip witches,
which would mean four chip witches each.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Somebody call that binging.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean because when we got to the third chip
which I was like, I can't even have the fourth
chip witch. It's so sad. And then just take the
shit and throw it out. But then you'll do something
really shamefully, which is you'll throw it out and then
go back in your own trash fifteen minutes later and
eat your chip witch ice cream sandwiches out of your
(08:59):
own trash.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Wait, wait, can I tell them what you did with
the Bobka. I wet that bobka the other day. I
wet it because I wanted to stop eating it, Like
I literally doused it in water and put in the
trash can. And that you went in the trash can
and you reached in there, and I saved your life.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I would have eaten it wet. I was in such
a such a like both we're both in a state.
We got to get out of it somehow.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We need like remember the Biggest Loser, like that show
that was on. We need a what's her name? Our girl,
the girl I like so much her. We need her here.
We need her to move in with us for like
a month and just scream on us, just call us
all kinds of.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Names, because you get you call yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I call myself names when I'm working out in the mirror.
I do I know you think it's negative.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't care, babe, it really I so you fat slob,
you pig?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I do it? I say it.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I sodo like I say it under my breath because
it helps me.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It helps me. That's going that's your mama, bit it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Is, it's my own personal mama.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Anyway, while we were eating that second box of jelly beans,
when the Jink season two Episode one finally came out,
he tell them, I have to preface this. I have
a chip tooth, and ten fifteen years ago I got
the chip tooth replaced. It was a molar. Three weeks ago,
the chip tooth somehow came out. I couldn't go to
(10:25):
the dentist. Blah blah blah blah blah. They put in
a temporary thing blah blah blah blah blah. So when
we went to the jellybeans box two for episode one
Jink season two, if you could follow what I'm saying,
after two weeks of that fake chip tooth replacement working
those jelly beans from Trader Joe's made the thing come out.
(10:47):
So I was basically sitting there with a tooth missing.
Although it didn't hurt, I was nervous. I was nervous too.
I couldn't feel anything. There's a little bit of a
tooth there. Nonetheless, just Kate. So everybody doesn't lose sleep.
I got to tooth fix. I don't want anyone to
lose sleep about my tooth.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
If they saw what it looked like, they would look.
I had a whole looked like Billy Bob from something.
It was just not cute.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's fixed now, and lo and behold. I I haven't
had any jelly beans since, but it was just two
days ago. I'll be test running, uh this puppy a
s a p with some some jelly bellies, to see
if how good the dentist got this puppy in here you.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Are listening to rapaports reality. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Back to business where we are working out. At least
we're working out. We're not eating bread for seventy I'm
not gonna eat any bread for seven days. No.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Same, We're good on the bread. But that doesn't matter.
When you're eating bread, it's like I'm eating its chocolate.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, if you're it's it's okay. If you're it's not
really that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I just ate a block of cheese for lunch, eat
a couple lot. I ate a lot, okay, and Masha
like cheese and like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, I'm just eating unhealthy and I know, I know,
so what if I work out.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
For an hour and then I sit in the sauna
for an hour and like, so what you eat a
block of cheese?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It doesn't I'm just being.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Like, I'm just being I'm just stuffing, and I'm I'm
generally like in a state of I don't know, I just.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Don't feel right. I get it, and it's bad habits
and and I get it. We gotta fucking stay out
of that Trader Joe Joe. It sounds weird. When we
come to Connecticut, I have this desire to just like
eat a lot. It's because we go shopping and Trader
Joe New York. I don't do that. You got there
because it's it's hard to shop at Trader Joe's in
New York. You can't just you know, drive up to
(12:47):
a Trader Joe's parking. You know, we got to stay
out of Traders.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's alluring. It's hell. I know, it's not fair, and
it wasn't supposed to be that way. It's supposed to
be sort of an offshoot hippie brand in place to
get your good food, and now it's like just a
fucking chocolate candy factory. I feel like that. And when
we turn on those reality.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Shows, man, it's like a Pavlog's dog, you know, like
when I hear that theme song to Vander Now I
want the.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, I want the jelly beans. Yeah, okay, Now we
didn't talk about this in real life. We did talk
about it on the last rap Ports reality podcast, and
this is the rap Ports reality podcast. Despite your hesitation reservations,
I did go on Tom Sandibal's Everybody Loves Tom podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You did, and you got the pictures to show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I got pictures, I got video. I was in his house.
I can't even believe it. I can't believe that you
were in that house. Do you feel angry at this
point because I believe we talked about this, you wanted
to come to his house. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I have mixed feelings, right, I have a lot of
mixed feelings.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I you know, when I first heard like, I wanted
to go.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I didn't want you to do the podcast, but then
when you were going, I wanted to go obviously with
your friend. Yeah, well, Tammy, I wanted to go. But
I now that you've gone and you've done it, it's done.
You can't clean up spilt milk.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But I had a good time, doing a good time.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And the pictures, Yeah, you have pictures.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Arian Is out of the house. Okay, so you have.
I saw the move. I got a lot to tell
arian Is out of the house. Tom Sandoval during the
off season of Vanderpunt Rules should do Tom Sandibal is
a fucking hoarder. Shit that should be the reality TV
show that Tom sanderbal focuses on next because Tom sandivial
(14:50):
and I'm I'm guessing Arianna is a hoarder because her
stuff was in there, and it was boxes upon boxes
upon boxes of her stuff, and there were boxes upon
coffee tables, upon boxes upon open boxes, closed boxes. And
when I looked into his garage, because he was showing
(15:10):
me the classic motorcycle, the two driver that he drove
up with Schwartz on Vanderpump Rules, the two seater motorcycle
for the opening of Tom Tom. He said it's here,
I could show it to you, and I said, fuck yeah,
And he opened his garage and the first thing I
said to him is I was like, Yo, You're lucky
(15:32):
my wife is in here, because this would literally give
her a nervous breakdown. And as much as she can't
stand you on the show. She'd be I'd dedicate my
life to helping him clean up. Babe. It was Florida
ceiling that is so sad. Boxes upon, boxes upon, I
mean it was the whole thing was just storage and
(15:54):
old stuff and I don't know what was in there.
And then he was like, well, the old apartment my
friend stayed and then they moved out, and there was
stuff there, and I'm just like, what about a dumpster?
What about you can get somebody to give you a
dumpster for free, Get a dumpster, get you know, some
sort of place to donate all this stuff and get
it out of here. There was a guest bedroom.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But you said that she moved out. Why is her
stuff still there?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I asked him that it's giving me the ghibligo the
gobbly goo. He's looking at his friend, Jason the who's
the drummer in the band who's on the show. They're like,
you know, doing like uh like a like I got
a concus and smoke cigares and they're like making eye.
I'm like, what are you looking at him for? I'm
asking you the question, why is her stuff here? He's
looking over here, looking I said, my man, you guys
(16:40):
got you weren't even married. This isn't even a divorce,
let alone a billion dollar divorce. There's billion dollar divorces
with the states and property that have taken that that
have been easier than this. Like, what is the problem.
This is just like a little house in the valley.
Like why is this still going on? Why are you
(17:01):
looking at Jason? Why why aren't you just giving me
Why are you not making eye contact when I'm asking
you about whose house this is? Yeah, he's about the
buck the bit. Give me all kinds of side eyes
and side answers, and I don't know. So I asked,
I told him what you said. I told him that.
He said he definitely would come on the podcast. I said, well,
(17:22):
if you think I'm bad, my wife's gonna really be
on you, especially when she finds out that you have
a hoarding problem.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, because what it says to me that his life
is unmanageable and they're not dealing with things, you know,
that's a big distraction. When they are in the house filming,
I look around the house and I go, these two
people are not dealing with a lot of things. Boxes
unopened in your house, says a lot about you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And it ain't Christmas time, No, it's it's April.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
When I was here avoiding a lot of things. You know,
It's like when the bills come and they don't you
don't know, open up. They don't go away just because
you don't open them. Like when people have shit in
the corners and in different closets just because you the
door to the closet you don't look at I'm extra like,
you know me, I'm a little weird when it comes
to me.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You've helped me out with that. Like, if you don't
it doesn't need if it first of all, if it
doesn't need to be here, it doesn't need to be here,
if it doesn't spark joy. That was that book. Yeah,
also too, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You know. We have one drawer here that's like a
junk drawer. I hate that term, like junk drawer. Like
I'm like, there's no like junk goes in the garbage. Yeah,
Like what is it?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Like?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You like what we have that drawer by the kitchen
where we have you open it up and it's stuff
you don't need. I'm like, what the fuck is this
draw I still I have a problem with that one area.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But you're not even in the league.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Noa house, we don't have that in our lives.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But uh, he needs to go on a show.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
We have it a little bit of New York. We
have some stuff that we could get rid of, but
nowhere near like most people.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
But yeah, they both have it.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And if she but it's funny that you say that
she left things behind, because Babe, the truth is she
might have said, I'm onto something new. I'm gonna leave
all my problems with you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And if I was him, I'd be like, I'll give
you a week to get this out right. If not,
bye bye, especially if it's his property. But like you said,
I don't know whose property it is. I don't know
who owns that house. But but I will say. And
he asked me, he said, does this house I feel
like it has bad energy in it? And I looked
around and I said, I don't feel like it has
bad energy in it because there's the door. There's that iconic,
(19:16):
big door that goes out to the iconic pool. And
I said, you're lucky because that door brings in a
new energy, new air.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It's a big door, and they have the front door.
So it kind of flows.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, so, so I didn't feel and it didn't have
like a weird smell I felt. I thought I would
have like sort of like a college dorm. It didn't
have any weird smells. And and in general, you know, listen,
I wish this guy good. I know, I want him
to do I want them all to do well. Yeah.
I have only the best wishes for everybody on that show.
(19:47):
I really, especially after meeting all of them. They're all
they're all good kids. It humanizes them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, true, I still think he fucked his way out
of that relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And people like that line. Let's talk about this, babe.
Yeah's isn't you're talking about me giving you a hard time?
We talked an episode ago or two episodes ago about
the now iconic People magazine story which featured you, who
is Keeby Rappaport, who is Michael Rapport's wife, and a
deep dive all things keeby Rapaport. I feel like that
(20:20):
article and that fame, that sudden rise to fame just
going to your head. You do you feel like, are
you able to really recognize yourself anymore since you've had
do you feel like that article has gone to your head.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
First of all, I hate it. I hate that article.
I God, bless the lady who had to like I
don't know, she's like lacking for things to do, like.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Y who's the like we need to find out, we
need to check.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I don't know. She's gotta find more to do with
her life.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
There's so many things that's things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It she had to go on my Instagram page and
do that. I mean, listen, it's good for the podcast.
I want our people to listen to us. I do,
but I don't like attention, so and people go really
want you in a podcast whatever my.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Podcast?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I know, ask myself that question. It's tricky for me because.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Do you like attention? Do you not like attention?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I actually do not. I have anxiety even being with you.
Like the attention freaks me out. And you know that
it really does. Like I get nervous even with I
like that you get the attention.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I like that I've known you since we were kids
and that you've been able to get love and attention
because it means that your career is doing well.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Right, you don't want to be like a rerun from
what's happening, and you know, nobody knows who you are
after not that, no dip, right, But I'm just saying
that's a bad example because I think he like, let's
say you're like your career is over. You know what
I'm trying to say, Yeah, I got it. You don't
want to be a husband. No, So it's good that
you get attention. But when we're in public, I rather
(22:05):
them look at you than me. Yes, I'm comfortable being
this person of the rap reports. Okay, well and now
this person of the rapports. That's wild to me, Like,
I don't want anybody to say, who's MicroPort's wife?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Right, do you know what I mean? Like, well, we
just told them a lot more than most people want
to know. On this podcast, you talked about the things
you say to yourself when you're working out. We talked
about that article needs revamped and they need to be
like she's and she has a fucking problem with jellyb.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah it's out there now, guys. The door's open, Pandoras
box is all the way open.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's fine, it's done. Listen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I started off as an actress. I wanted to be
when I was young, when I was a young person.
I wanted to be the black Julia Roberts when we
first got together.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I wanted to be famous.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
That's what I want to do, you know, I wanted
to be My dream was to be famous. Straight up.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I didn't want to be an.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I wanted to be famous. And why I wanted to
be famous because I wanted.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
To help the world.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That's like when you asked my mom, asked my sister,
ask the closest people to me, asked don Yelle. They
would say KEEBI wanted she was young, little girl. She
wanted to be famous. And how I thought I was
going to be famous is I thought I was going
to marry a professional football player.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Because I would watch who was who was in your sights?
Was there? It was a ram any ram in one
of the rams. I like, I like the ram You
like the uniform? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Because my godparents, I like the colors. My parents would
my godparents who who helped raise me and my sister,
we were spend a lot of time with them. They
watched the rams and I saw a Super Bowl Yes,
and they got the ring and I thought, oh, that
would be if I was the wife of a super
It was so I was very, very strange, little eight
year old Listen.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I was in love with Mary Retin Yes, when I
was fourteen, So you have you have weird things.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And I thought that if I was a famous wife
of a football player, then I could do philanthropic work
and I could help the world.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I thought, then where you are? Where? There's a
fucking expose in People magazine going who is Michael Rapport's wife?
So you didn't get there exactly as planned? But here
I am here? Yet here we are here? So yes, yeah, here,
I am okay, all right, stay tuned Rapaports Reality. We'll
be right back. Enough about me.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Let's let's talk about the elephant in the room went
the Valley. We have to talk about the valley because
we're struggling with the Valley, and I think that people
need to know that we're really struggling with that show.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Are we six episodes in? Yeah? Six or five?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Five?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't like these people on the show. Same, I
don't again, Kristin Doty should we tap out or Queen
Kristin Doty love?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, Brittany and Jack's are ogs.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
But I can't deal with these people. There's not enough jacking.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We phone too much. We're not even concentrating on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Babe. Let's be honest with the people.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Are we gonna continue to watch the show?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I feel like we must continue to watch the show
out of loyalty, But you know, would we care about like,
let's say it's gonna end ten episodes, twelve episode, then
there's gonna be a reunion, Like a reunion is something
you're supposed to be so excited to have recapping the
season more drama. The only people that I care about
(25:30):
is Jackson Brittany and allegedly I mean, and this isn't
even being discussed on the show, and I'm glad it isn't.
But Jackson Brittany, Yeah, their marriages seems to tho because
it's one thing to beef, it's nothing to get separated,
but when you unfollow each other on social media, it's
almost worse, worse, it's the worse.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And also it because he's with their publicists.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I don't know rumor has it that he with the
public but they're unfollowing each other, and it would it
would be great TV. Although I don't wish anybody breakups,
especially with Little Cruise Cruise turn three Cruise Jackson. I
think they were together at that party. I don't know.
(26:17):
What the rumor mill is saying is that Jackson Brittany
are donezo. They unfollowed each other as of the recording
of this Rapper Ports reality podcasts.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
A lot of them are done, like the other couples done,
the dick guy, Jesse and uh listen. I'm not even
committing myself to these people's names.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That's I know, like, I don't know. I don't know.
They're not likable. No, I don't give a fuck about
anybody tip for Jackson, Brittany and.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Every other reality show unlikable people are likable. This is
what I'm like. I mean, not not that they're not likable,
it's just like I'm not getting invested.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'm sort of like, it's like lackluster. It's sort of
like they're not They're not. They don't yes, that's thing.
They don't let you in.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And I'm thinking, like, even in real life would I
be I would just be hesitant.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I would just I wouldn't fuck with these people in
real life at all. There's none of them that I like.
I don't nothing is interesting. You could try the postpartum trick.
Seen it been there. I need more in order for
me to feel bad respect to anybody going through postpartum,
but in order for me to be invested in the
one girl, I don't know her name. It's six episodes,
(27:25):
I don't know her name.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's true, it would have to be like the third
season for me to care about your postpartum, like, I
would have to know you before that. The thing is,
we're jumping into something like in the other shows we
know you before you get pregnant. We're meeting her with twins,
twins right so, and the other baby, baby beautiful thing exactly.
Other shows, we've gotten to know you before this. We're
jumping into their lives when their parents. It's a different thing.
(27:48):
Other shows we've we've met you when you're partying and
drunk and we've got to see you date people and
all that stuff. We're meeting a mom, you know, no
disrespect to mom's but it's like we're meeting a mom
that's like has been queen. It's like, no, it's it's
not fun. So so they're shuting through it and yeah,
it's just not h and.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
There's no there's no jelly beans or candy bars that
have gotten us through an entire episode without I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think we stick it through. I guess we do.
But we got to be honest. We're struggling with that show.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We're not struggling with Summer House. No, that's good good TV.
That is good. That is good. That Paige Page, she's
good show. Oh she's she's a champion. She is a champion.
That's good. She's funny, she's like you, well.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
She's funny. She's comes in and out like she's.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That whole even even the one that that annoys me. West,
I guess he's a big cessation. Yeah, West is great. West.
Uh Yara the he's dating here? I mean that show.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Everybody is uh killing it on that show.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I love it. That's a fun show. Yeah, love that show.
It's everything you want. It's got a good good amount
of drama. It's got a good amount of drinking. It's
got it. It's got you know, haircuts, it's got hats,
it's got costumes. They they do it all. They fall
at one and then that one girl, the other black
girl on the show, she's like a stunt, like a
(29:12):
stunt robot. Like she felt like three or four times
in a fifteen year. Right up, there's a fucking she's
like Ray Lewis out there like she's just hitting the
floor and totally evil Knievel like Johnny Knoxville or.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Something, Arthur's Vineyard. That's an amazing show. We got other shows,
So why why are we wasting her time?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Of the bout? I know, but I just was so
excited about an additional show and A I don't see
how that show is gonna. I mean, I think they'll
give it a second season, and I don't know how
the ratings are. And I always wish nothing but the
best for all the people on the show, and I
want to see the number one guy on a successful show. Same.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
But but if the him, Brittany and him don't they
don't work out?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Like what what?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I don't know, they're good together, but I don't want
to see Jack's alone. I mean, listen, Jack's alone.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, No, Jack's divorce, divorce with a kid and Brittany no,
no thanks. Yeah, So that's about the valley.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
But Babe, I forgot to ask you this. Did you
know or see or care about Quentin Tarantino scrapping the
movie critic.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
The movie his tenth film. Yeah, I heard about that.
What do you think, I'm not surprised. Listen, Quentin Tarantino
could do no wrong. Quentin Tarantino probably either the script
wasn't coming together, or the wind wasn't lining upright, or
the sun wasn't, you know, setting the way he needs
to set it. This is a true blue artist. If
(30:40):
he wants to scrap the movie critic, that's the name
of the film, allegedly his tenth and alleged final film,
which is sad. I know if Quentin Tarantino really stops
making films, because one thing we've done throughout the years,
we have made it a point to be in that
movie movie theater from way back in the days. Even
(31:03):
I remember we went to go see The Natural Born
Killers premiere YEP, which he wrote, which Oliver Stone directed.
But Quentin Tarantino movies are events, especially with the movie
business being so so bad right now. It's so bad.
So you know, if he's not making that film, I'm
sure he'll figure out, you know, what he wants to
(31:25):
do next. Maybe he just needs to I don't know,
but like he's a true artist, Like he might have
had a cast, he might have been in pre production,
like if he's not feeling it, he'll scrap it. But
you know, like Quentin Tarantino, not making films anymore is upsetting.
But I mean, I remember when we went to go
the Natural Born Killers premiere. Do you remember we sat
(31:46):
Juliette Lewis sat behind us. Do you remember that or yeah,
she was behind the starting Natural Born Killers? Yeah, And
I mean that was just I remember walking out of
the I think it was at the Dome, Yeah, Dome Theater,
and I remember walking out there like, what the fuck
did I just see? That was a wild, crazy film
at that time. But I mean every time we went
(32:07):
to go see Jackie Brown, we went to go see
the Last One. We saw it in Miami, we went
to go see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I remember,
we went to Vacation, we went to go see it
in Miami. I mean, his movies are day one screening,
always go day one. So you know, as far as
him not making this film, you know, he'll figure out
what he wants to do. But you know, I mean,
(32:30):
he's he's that dude. What about I know our podcast
is supposed to be about reality TV, and we talked,
you know, mostly our Bravo shows. What about how nuts
the Jinks Season two, Part two is crazy.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I mean, you know what, we just saw the first
episode because that's the.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
One that's out, which sucks, by the way, that.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
That sucks that they're doing that, But I get it.
I get how they have to do that. Shout out
to me though, by the way, because I did a
little investigating because you panicked, by the way, because you know,
you were getting mad that it wasn't out, and something
happened with the streaming on Max and I did a
little investigating on Twitter or x and someone said, if
you go to the last episode and let it play,
(33:19):
and then it says episode one, season two coming up,
just let it play, and it goes into the episode
because it wasn't showing up. It said, you know, two seasons,
but it wasn't showing up. So I had the patience
and the wherewithal to always do it. I always figure
things out, So shout out to me. But anyway, I
(33:39):
would say that the sickest thing about our world today
is calling it back to fame. You know, people are
really crazy about this thing called fame, and if we
found this out early on, and I think watching the
trailer for episode two. We see that people you didn't
see that you didn't see because the yes esterday I
(34:00):
saw on TV the trailer for episode two. Man, babe,
you're gonna bug out when you see with coming on
the next episode.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Because he had groupies. The guy became friends and he
with a jewelry that inevitably found him not guilty on
a crime that he clearly did. And then afterwards, yes,
they weremained.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Friends and he's not the only one.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
There's more friends.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh, sickos in the world. In the next trailer, one
of them says, Hey, I don't really judge people who kill,
like really.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, we have a sick world out here. Man. People
are bananas and fame is a mother f Fame is.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Just really wild, like people act weird with fame, like
they he used it to his advantage, like he saw it.
He saw it clear and he was like, oh and
he was cutting checks.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yo. So that that's interesting. If you want a really
twisted murder doc and chill and you have it seeing it,
go on HBO, HBO Max. Watch the Jink season one. Yep,
it is way out there. It's while fascinating the way
it unfolds and it is fascinating how this profile of
(35:15):
an alleged serial killer got convicted by doing the participating
in the documentary, and now they're doing season two because inevitably,
if you've never seen the Jinx, he got convicted because
of talking over talking oversharing in part one season one,
(35:37):
and afterwards he went to jail because of that. They
used that information that was shot and season two starts
off and you're just like your jaw, like some of
the things off the top, You're just.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Like what his desire for attention and fame got him
into trouble and then as a result going to jail.
He actually played on People's the jury and it's the
whole thing is just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
He's nuts and he's a creepy and mc niacal and
weird and it's a good show. Yeah, anyway, another episode
in the books of rap ports Reality. How do you
feel about this episode, babe?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm glad we got through it. It started off a
little rocky because it was before the episode. Yeah, they
didn't hear that part too, No, they didn't hear that.
They didn't hear it, but that would have been the podcast.
I think people would have They good.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
To say, didn't hear that was? I didn't feel good.
I'm glad I got through it. I'm getting professional. I think, well,
you're a professional podcaster. Listen. Like I said, those ad
reads they suck.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I know, but you got to be more gentle with
me because that's not nice. I'm very very patient with you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I mean, you're getting mad at them. I am patient
with you, babe. People just heard that tone. See that
was a tone, because I am. But that's a tone
that people with you anyway. I love you, I love you,
and we're out rap ports reality telling friend to tell
tell a friend, let's get more listeners, subscribe rate and
brief you out. Mhm
All right, we're back. Rappitpart's reality. Fuck rap ports reality.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, you sound a little Let's share with the people. No, well,
first let's bring the people and then you share with
the people. Hey, hey guys, Rapaport's Reality. We are back.
My name is Michael Rappaport. My name is Kibi Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Kibi is my wife. I am her husband. This is
the rap Ports Reality podcast. If you've never listened to
the rap Ports Reality podcast, this podcast is about all
things reality TV yep, all things popular culture, and a
lot of things about you and me. Yeah, and since
you have a little bit of I don't know, you
don't sound like your normal energetic self, why don't you
(00:56):
share with the people what we've been doing for the
last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh yeah, because ladies and gentlemen, I'm a little new
to this podcast world. And we had to do something
called reads and my my professional husband was a little
rough on me on the reads because he just threw
it at me that we're going to do the reads today,
and he was a little rough on me on the reads.
Like he tries to act like he's so professional with
his uh and he doesn't flub lines.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I flub them all, can't You could barely speak English?
And not only do I flub lines on the mic?
Do I flub lines when I'm acting? I flubbed lines.
I mean the people that are listening to the show
are probably like what all the time? I know, I
don't speak proper English.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Last night the passover at the sat Or, you had
to read something and you could barely get through it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So I don't know why you're frustrated with me, no disrespect,
but what I had to read was in my opinion, whatever,
it doesn't matter. The sator the passover was great. Why
are you so frustrated with me? Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You know that this is like a whole thing, and
and you're just like being you're being.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
A dick, okay about it? Okay? Why do you get
so frustrated? I just wanted to get it done. I
don't like doing I know, I don't like about you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're projecting once again, don't project.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is this is the podcast people want to see? I
be honest, if you have kept the mics going the
whole time, people would be like.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
This is no, No, I don't like it. I like to
keep calm. By the way, I'm on a break right
now in life in general, from all things like heavy.
We're in Connecticut, I like to work out. I'm trying
to eat healthy.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
How's that going.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's not going well at all. How it's really really,
it's really horrible. I'm not eating bread because that's what
we do.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But I think that's a great thing. I think the
world to celebrate Passover because that's a seven day break
from bread.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, but they shouldn't eat three bars of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's the problem, because if you don't eat the bread whatever,
you eat everything else.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Struggling emotionally for some reason, not emotionally, I sound like
a Michelle Obama and her big depression. I just don't
feel like eating healthy right now. I don't know if
my meds are all. I don't know what it's happening,
but I just feel like eating sugar.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
All day long. Do you want to share with our listeners?
I don't want to blow you up. You did. Do
you want to share with our listeners some of the
things you've eaten? And and because you went to Trader
Joe's the other day to get healthy things and you said, babe,
can you bring my purse upstairs? And I said sure,
and Loan bowled. I picked the and and I'm hearing
(03:24):
jelly beans because there's two boxes of jelly beans in
your person, which number one wasn't why you went to
Trader Joe's and number two it made me feel like
you were going to get the jelly beans and just
eat them yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, no, no, no, I was gonna put them in my
nightstand your nights.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, but no, usually we share. I share, okay? And
then what else did you get? Because I got chocolate
jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I just got chocolate and jelly beans. Oh and I
got ice cream?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Right, I got chip witches. I know. Trader Joe's.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Wait, can I tell you about Trader Jos is a
vortex of hell.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
They lure you in.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean there's nothing but junk and Trader Does.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I mean they have the healthy stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's a junk. It's it's a side. It's you know
they say, and grocery stories. You're supposed to like just
shop the outward. You don't go in the middle aisle.
But Trader Does is just all ship. It's just like
all back. I love it there, but I gotta stay
out of Trader Doughs.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
They have too many. They have those Dunker cookies. They
got chocolate covered everything, chocolate almond, chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate
color cash shoes, anything you want, chocolate covered bananas, chocolate apples,
chocolate strawberry, any thing you want. It's covered blueberries and
chocolate covered everything they have. It's all chocolate covered. And
(04:45):
they don't just have it in a chocolate section. If
there was just a chocolate section, you could avoid that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
True true story. It's very true. It's everywhere around.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's true. I like a chocolate factory in there, and
the cookies and the ice cream and tree Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's bad, babe, and then I and then I come
home and then I and then.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I hide it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I hide from us and for myself, and it's bad
and I'm and I'm really I need an intervention. Well,
and I said to you last night, you know, full
disclosure to our myriad of there's.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So many listeners right now, and once those iHeartRadio app
reads get out there in the world, more.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The reads that I that I finally got done. So
well you did them great. Okay, it's thank for saying it,
because you were hard on me. Listen, I was an
actress one day, so I was reading them. I had
to warm up, yes, And you didn't give me time
to warm up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, because if I was like an apart struggle, I've
struggled with those same reads over and over and over,
like I'm new to this, not true to this. I've
struggled with those same reads. They're wordy, they're whatever. But
those reads are going to learn even more listeners than
we already have.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, good, but wait, so I said to you last night,
I wanted a man, and I need a man that's
going to be more like Kobe would have been to Vanessa,
like I need you to have some discipline. You cannot
be a guy who's like putting your hand out when
I'm pounding jelly beans, double fifting jelly beans.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And my hand is not there to lift you up. No,
it's not. It's just asking me for my hand is
there for you to put the jelly beans in my palm?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I want you to say, stop the nonsense, girl, Let's
get it together. Like's like, get up and let's run
a mile, you know what I mean, Let's do double days.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's that's not gonna happen when you have those jelly
beans out, that mama mentality, that Rocky one, Rocky two,
Rocky three mentality, it's out the door.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But what happened to you the other night when you
had your hand out for the jelly beans?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Would you smack it away?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What happened to your mouth?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh? So we were watching waiting to watch there was
some kind of flub on the Max or HBO or
a HBO Max app to watch season two of the
Jinks about Robert Durst, the psychopathic serial killer. I think
(07:13):
if you kill more than three people, you're a serial killer, right?
Is it three? He killed three people? Yeah, but I
didn't know there was a number. If you've never seen yeah,
because I think there has to be. It's not just one,
because then you're just a killer. I think cereal, he's
a serial killer. The Jinks season one on HBO was awesome,
and then that led to the arrest of Robert Durst,
(07:36):
which we found out in season two. And we were
waiting past our bedtime, past all our reality shows. We
watched The Valley, we watched Summerhouse. It was like nine,
we had twenty minutes. We waited till ten, and then
at ten it wasn't coming on it wasn't. I don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, that glitch on HBO, on Max on the streaming service.
Remember we got on there glitch. It was a bit
on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And then at one point I said, Babe, break out
the jelly beans. Yeah, because I was like, we're this
is exciting screen. We need to stay up. We've already
we already had one box of jelly beans. Why not
get rid of all of them. I was just thinking
about the next day. I was thinking about the next day, Like,
let's get rid of the rest of the jelly beans,
so tomorrow there's no jelly beans. That's always the motivation
(08:22):
for us.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm like, I like, let's get rid of all the
junk in the house so I can start anew tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Let's stuff perfect. Let's not have one chip witch, Let's
have let's have all two boxes of the chip witches,
which would mean four chip witches each.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Somebody call that binging.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean because when we got to the third chip
which I was like, I can't even have the fourth
chip witch. It's so sad. And then just take the
shit and throw it out. But then you'll do something
really shamefully, which is you'll throw it out and then
go back in your own trash fifteen minutes later and
eat your chip witch ice cream sandwiches out of your
(08:59):
own trash.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Wait, wait, can I tell them what you did with
the Bobka. I wet that bobka the other day. I
wet it because I wanted to stop eating it, Like
I literally doused it in water and put in the
trash can. And that you went in the trash can
and you reached in there, and I saved your life.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I would have eaten it wet. I was in such
a such a like both we're both in a state.
We got to get out of it somehow.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We need like remember the Biggest Loser, like that show
that was on. We need a what's her name? Our girl,
the girl I like so much her. We need her here.
We need her to move in with us for like
a month and just scream on us, just call us
all kinds of.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Names, because you get you call yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I call myself names when I'm working out in the mirror.
I do I know you think it's negative.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't care, babe, it really I so you fat slob,
you pig?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I do it? I say it.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I sodo like I say it under my breath because
it helps me.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It helps me. That's going that's your mama, bit it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Is, it's my own personal mama.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Anyway, while we were eating that second box of jelly beans,
when the Jink season two Episode one finally came out,
he tell them, I have to preface this. I have
a chip tooth, and ten fifteen years ago I got
the chip tooth replaced. It was a molar. Three weeks ago,
the chip tooth somehow came out. I couldn't go to
(10:25):
the dentist. Blah blah blah blah blah. They put in
a temporary thing blah blah blah blah blah. So when
we went to the jellybeans box two for episode one
Jink season two, if you could follow what I'm saying,
after two weeks of that fake chip tooth replacement working
those jelly beans from Trader Joe's made the thing come out.
(10:47):
So I was basically sitting there with a tooth missing.
Although it didn't hurt, I was nervous. I was nervous too.
I couldn't feel anything. There's a little bit of a
tooth there. Nonetheless, just Kate. So everybody doesn't lose sleep.
I got to tooth fix. I don't want anyone to
lose sleep about my tooth.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
If they saw what it looked like, they would look.
I had a whole looked like Billy Bob from something.
It was just not cute.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's fixed now, and lo and behold. I I haven't
had any jelly beans since, but it was just two
days ago. I'll be test running, uh this puppy a
s a p with some some jelly bellies, to see
if how good the dentist got this puppy in here you.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Are listening to rapaports reality. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Back to business where we are working out. At least
we're working out. We're not eating bread for seventy I'm
not gonna eat any bread for seven days. No.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Same, We're good on the bread. But that doesn't matter.
When you're eating bread, it's like I'm eating its chocolate.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, if you're it's it's okay. If you're it's not
really that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I just ate a block of cheese for lunch, eat
a couple lot. I ate a lot, okay, and Masha
like cheese and like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, I'm just eating unhealthy and I know, I know,
so what if I work out.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
For an hour and then I sit in the sauna
for an hour and like, so what you eat a
block of cheese?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It doesn't I'm just being.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Like, I'm just being I'm just stuffing, and I'm I'm
generally like in a state of I don't know, I just.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Don't feel right. I get it, and it's bad habits
and and I get it. We gotta fucking stay out
of that Trader Joe Joe. It sounds weird. When we
come to Connecticut, I have this desire to just like
eat a lot. It's because we go shopping and Trader
Joe New York. I don't do that. You got there
because it's it's hard to shop at Trader Joe's in
New York. You can't just you know, drive up to
(12:47):
a Trader Joe's parking. You know, we got to stay
out of Traders.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's alluring. It's hell. I know, it's not fair, and
it wasn't supposed to be that way. It's supposed to
be sort of an offshoot hippie brand in place to
get your good food, and now it's like just a
fucking chocolate candy factory. I feel like that. And when
we turn on those reality.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Shows, man, it's like a Pavlog's dog, you know, like
when I hear that theme song to Vander Now I
want the.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, I want the jelly beans. Yeah, okay, Now we
didn't talk about this in real life. We did talk
about it on the last rap Ports reality podcast, and
this is the rap Ports reality podcast. Despite your hesitation reservations,
I did go on Tom Sandibal's Everybody Loves Tom podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You did, and you got the pictures to show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I got pictures, I got video. I was in his house.
I can't even believe it. I can't believe that you
were in that house. Do you feel angry at this
point because I believe we talked about this, you wanted
to come to his house. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I have mixed feelings, right, I have a lot of
mixed feelings.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I you know, when I first heard like, I wanted
to go.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I didn't want you to do the podcast, but then
when you were going, I wanted to go obviously with
your friend. Yeah, well, Tammy, I wanted to go. But
I now that you've gone and you've done it, it's done.
You can't clean up spilt milk.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But I had a good time, doing a good time.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And the pictures, Yeah, you have pictures.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Arian Is out of the house. Okay, so you have.
I saw the move. I got a lot to tell
arian Is out of the house. Tom Sandoval during the
off season of Vanderpunt Rules should do Tom Sandibal is
a fucking hoarder. Shit that should be the reality TV
show that Tom sanderbal focuses on next because Tom sandivial
(14:50):
and I'm I'm guessing Arianna is a hoarder because her
stuff was in there, and it was boxes upon boxes
upon boxes of her stuff, and there were boxes upon
coffee tables, upon boxes upon open boxes, closed boxes. And
when I looked into his garage, because he was showing
(15:10):
me the classic motorcycle, the two driver that he drove
up with Schwartz on Vanderpump Rules, the two seater motorcycle
for the opening of Tom Tom. He said it's here,
I could show it to you, and I said, fuck yeah,
And he opened his garage and the first thing I
said to him is I was like, Yo, You're lucky
(15:32):
my wife is in here, because this would literally give
her a nervous breakdown. And as much as she can't
stand you on the show. She'd be I'd dedicate my
life to helping him clean up. Babe. It was Florida
ceiling that is so sad. Boxes upon, boxes upon, I
mean it was the whole thing was just storage and
(15:54):
old stuff and I don't know what was in there.
And then he was like, well, the old apartment my
friend stayed and then they moved out, and there was
stuff there, and I'm just like, what about a dumpster?
What about you can get somebody to give you a
dumpster for free, Get a dumpster, get you know, some
sort of place to donate all this stuff and get
it out of here. There was a guest bedroom.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But you said that she moved out. Why is her
stuff still there?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I asked him that it's giving me the ghibligo the
gobbly goo. He's looking at his friend, Jason the who's
the drummer in the band who's on the show. They're like,
you know, doing like uh like a like I got
a concus and smoke cigares and they're like making eye.
I'm like, what are you looking at him for? I'm
asking you the question, why is her stuff here? He's
looking over here, looking I said, my man, you guys
(16:40):
got you weren't even married. This isn't even a divorce,
let alone a billion dollar divorce. There's billion dollar divorces
with the states and property that have taken that that
have been easier than this. Like, what is the problem.
This is just like a little house in the valley.
Like why is this still going on? Why are you
(17:01):
looking at Jason? Why why aren't you just giving me
Why are you not making eye contact when I'm asking
you about whose house this is? Yeah, he's about the
buck the bit. Give me all kinds of side eyes
and side answers, and I don't know. So I asked,
I told him what you said. I told him that.
He said he definitely would come on the podcast. I said, well,
(17:22):
if you think I'm bad, my wife's gonna really be
on you, especially when she finds out that you have
a hoarding problem.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, because what it says to me that his life
is unmanageable and they're not dealing with things, you know,
that's a big distraction. When they are in the house filming,
I look around the house and I go, these two
people are not dealing with a lot of things. Boxes
unopened in your house, says a lot about you.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
And it ain't Christmas time, No, it's it's April.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
When I was here avoiding a lot of things. You know,
It's like when the bills come and they don't you
don't know, open up. They don't go away just because
you don't open them. Like when people have shit in
the corners and in different closets just because you the
door to the closet you don't look at I'm extra like,
you know me, I'm a little weird when it comes
to me.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You've helped me out with that. Like, if you don't
it doesn't need if it first of all, if it
doesn't need to be here, it doesn't need to be here,
if it doesn't spark joy. That was that book. Yeah,
also too, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You know. We have one drawer here that's like a
junk drawer. I hate that term, like junk drawer. Like
I'm like, there's no like junk goes in the garbage. Yeah,
Like what is it?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Like?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You like what we have that drawer by the kitchen
where we have you open it up and it's stuff
you don't need. I'm like, what the fuck is this
draw I still I have a problem with that one area.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But you're not even in the league.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Noa house, we don't have that in our lives.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
But uh, he needs to go on a show.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
We have it a little bit of New York. We
have some stuff that we could get rid of, but
nowhere near like most people.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
But yeah, they both have it.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And if she but it's funny that you say that
she left things behind, because Babe, the truth is she
might have said, I'm onto something new. I'm gonna leave
all my problems with you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And if I was him, I'd be like, I'll give
you a week to get this out right. If not,
bye bye, especially if it's his property. But like you said,
I don't know whose property it is. I don't know
who owns that house. But but I will say. And
he asked me, he said, does this house I feel
like it has bad energy in it? And I looked
around and I said, I don't feel like it has
bad energy in it because there's the door. There's that iconic,
(19:16):
big door that goes out to the iconic pool. And
I said, you're lucky because that door brings in a
new energy, new air.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It's a big door, and they have the front door.
So it kind of flows.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, so, so I didn't feel and it didn't have
like a weird smell I felt. I thought I would
have like sort of like a college dorm. It didn't
have any weird smells. And and in general, you know, listen,
I wish this guy good. I know, I want him
to do I want them all to do well. Yeah.
I have only the best wishes for everybody on that show.
(19:47):
I really, especially after meeting all of them. They're all
they're all good kids. It humanizes them. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, true, I still think he fucked his way out
of that relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And people like that line. Let's talk about this, babe.
Yeah's isn't you're talking about me giving you a hard time?
We talked an episode ago or two episodes ago about
the now iconic People magazine story which featured you, who
is Keeby Rappaport, who is Michael Rapport's wife, and a
deep dive all things keeby Rapaport. I feel like that
(20:20):
article and that fame, that sudden rise to fame just
going to your head. You do you feel like, are
you able to really recognize yourself anymore since you've had
do you feel like that article has gone to your head.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
First of all, I hate it. I hate that article.
I God, bless the lady who had to like I
don't know, she's like lacking for things to do, like.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Y who's the like we need to find out, we
need to check.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I don't know. She's gotta find more to do with
her life.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
There's so many things that's things to talk about.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
It she had to go on my Instagram page and
do that. I mean, listen, it's good for the podcast.
I want our people to listen to us. I do,
but I don't like attention, so and people go really
want you in a podcast whatever my.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Podcast?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I know, ask myself that question. It's tricky for me because.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Do you like attention? Do you not like attention?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I actually do not. I have anxiety even being with you.
Like the attention freaks me out. And you know that
it really does. Like I get nervous even with I
like that you get the attention.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I like that I've known you since we were kids
and that you've been able to get love and attention
because it means that your career is doing well.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Right, you don't want to be like a rerun from
what's happening, and you know, nobody knows who you are
after not that, no dip, right, But I'm just saying
that's a bad example because I think he like, let's
say you're like your career is over. You know what
I'm trying to say, Yeah, I got it. You don't
want to be a husband. No, So it's good that
you get attention. But when we're in public, I rather
(22:05):
them look at you than me. Yes, I'm comfortable being
this person of the rap reports. Okay, well and now
this person of the rapports. That's wild to me, Like,
I don't want anybody to say, who's MicroPort's wife?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Right, do you know what I mean? Like, well, we
just told them a lot more than most people want
to know. On this podcast, you talked about the things
you say to yourself when you're working out. We talked
about that article needs revamped and they need to be
like she's and she has a fucking problem with jellyb.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah it's out there now, guys. The door's open, Pandoras
box is all the way open.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's fine, it's done. Listen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I started off as an actress. I wanted to be
when I was young, when I was a young person.
I wanted to be the black Julia Roberts when we
first got together.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I wanted to be famous.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
That's what I want to do, you know, I wanted
to be My dream was to be famous. Straight up.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I didn't want to be an.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I wanted to be famous. And why I wanted to
be famous because I wanted.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
To help the world.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That's like when you asked my mom, asked my sister,
ask the closest people to me, asked don Yelle. They
would say KEEBI wanted she was young, little girl. She
wanted to be famous. And how I thought I was
going to be famous is I thought I was going
to marry a professional football player.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Because I would watch who was who was in your sights?
Was there? It was a ram any ram in one
of the rams. I like, I like the ram You
like the uniform? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Because my godparents, I like the colors. My parents would
my godparents who who helped raise me and my sister,
we were spend a lot of time with them. They
watched the rams and I saw a Super Bowl Yes,
and they got the ring and I thought, oh, that
would be if I was the wife of a super
It was so I was very, very strange, little eight
year old Listen.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I was in love with Mary Retin Yes, when I
was fourteen, So you have you have weird things.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And I thought that if I was a famous wife
of a football player, then I could do philanthropic work
and I could help the world.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But I thought, then where you are? Where? There's a
fucking expose in People magazine going who is Michael Rapport's wife?
So you didn't get there exactly as planned? But here
I am here? Yet here we are here? So yes, yeah, here,
I am okay, all right, stay tuned Rapaports Reality. We'll
be right back. Enough about me.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Let's let's talk about the elephant in the room went
the Valley. We have to talk about the valley because
we're struggling with the Valley, and I think that people
need to know that we're really struggling with that show.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Are we six episodes in? Yeah? Six or five?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Five?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I don't like these people on the show. Same, I
don't again, Kristin Doty should we tap out or Queen
Kristin Doty love?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, Brittany and Jack's are ogs.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
But I can't deal with these people. There's not enough jacking.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We phone too much. We're not even concentrating on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Babe. Let's be honest with the people.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Are we gonna continue to watch the show?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I feel like we must continue to watch the show
out of loyalty, But you know, would we care about like,
let's say it's gonna end ten episodes, twelve episode, then
there's gonna be a reunion, Like a reunion is something
you're supposed to be so excited to have recapping the
season more drama. The only people that I care about
(25:30):
is Jackson Brittany and allegedly I mean, and this isn't
even being discussed on the show, and I'm glad it isn't.
But Jackson Brittany, Yeah, their marriages seems to tho because
it's one thing to beef, it's nothing to get separated,
but when you unfollow each other on social media, it's
almost worse, worse, it's the worse.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
And also it because he's with their publicists.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I don't know rumor has it that he with the
public but they're unfollowing each other, and it would it
would be great TV. Although I don't wish anybody breakups,
especially with Little Cruise Cruise turn three Cruise Jackson. I
think they were together at that party. I don't know.
(26:17):
What the rumor mill is saying is that Jackson Brittany
are donezo. They unfollowed each other as of the recording
of this Rapper Ports reality podcasts.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
A lot of them are done, like the other couples done,
the dick guy, Jesse and uh listen. I'm not even
committing myself to these people's names.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
That's I know, like, I don't know. I don't know.
They're not likable. No, I don't give a fuck about
anybody tip for Jackson, Brittany and.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Every other reality show unlikable people are likable. This is
what I'm like. I mean, not not that they're not likable,
it's just like I'm not getting invested.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I'm sort of like, it's like lackluster. It's sort of
like they're not They're not. They don't yes, that's thing.
They don't let you in.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And I'm thinking, like, even in real life would I
be I would just be hesitant.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I would just I wouldn't fuck with these people in
real life at all. There's none of them that I like.
I don't nothing is interesting. You could try the postpartum trick.
Seen it been there. I need more in order for
me to feel bad respect to anybody going through postpartum,
but in order for me to be invested in the
one girl, I don't know her name. It's six episodes,
(27:25):
I don't know her name.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's true, it would have to be like the third
season for me to care about your postpartum, like, I
would have to know you before that. The thing is,
we're jumping into something like in the other shows we
know you before you get pregnant. We're meeting her with twins,
twins right so, and the other baby, baby beautiful thing exactly.
Other shows, we've gotten to know you before this. We're
jumping into their lives when their parents. It's a different thing.
(27:48):
Other shows we've we've met you when you're partying and
drunk and we've got to see you date people and
all that stuff. We're meeting a mom, you know, no
disrespect to mom's but it's like we're meeting a mom
that's like has been queen. It's like, no, it's it's
not fun. So so they're shuting through it and yeah,
it's just not h and.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
There's no there's no jelly beans or candy bars that
have gotten us through an entire episode without I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think we stick it through. I guess we do.
But we got to be honest. We're struggling with that show.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We're not struggling with Summer House. No, that's good good TV.
That is good. That is good. That Paige Page, she's
good show. Oh she's she's a champion. She is a champion.
That's good. She's funny, she's like you, well.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
She's funny. She's comes in and out like she's.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That whole even even the one that that annoys me. West,
I guess he's a big cessation. Yeah, West is great. West.
Uh Yara the he's dating here? I mean that show.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Everybody is uh killing it on that show.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I love it. That's a fun show. Yeah, love that show.
It's everything you want. It's got a good good amount
of drama. It's got a good amount of drinking. It's
got it. It's got you know, haircuts, it's got hats,
it's got costumes. They they do it all. They fall
at one and then that one girl, the other black
girl on the show, she's like a stunt, like a
(29:12):
stunt robot. Like she felt like three or four times
in a fifteen year. Right up, there's a fucking she's
like Ray Lewis out there like she's just hitting the
floor and totally evil Knievel like Johnny Knoxville or.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Something, Arthur's Vineyard. That's an amazing show. We got other shows,
So why why are we wasting her time?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Of the bout? I know, but I just was so
excited about an additional show and A I don't see
how that show is gonna. I mean, I think they'll
give it a second season, and I don't know how
the ratings are. And I always wish nothing but the
best for all the people on the show, and I
want to see the number one guy on a successful show. Same.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
But but if the him, Brittany and him don't they
don't work out?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Like what what?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I don't know, they're good together, but I don't want
to see Jack's alone. I mean, listen, Jack's alone.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
No, No, Jack's divorce, divorce with a kid and Brittany no,
no thanks. Yeah, So that's about the valley.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
But Babe, I forgot to ask you this. Did you
know or see or care about Quentin Tarantino scrapping the
movie critic.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
The movie his tenth film. Yeah, I heard about that.
What do you think, I'm not surprised. Listen, Quentin Tarantino
could do no wrong. Quentin Tarantino probably either the script
wasn't coming together, or the wind wasn't lining upright, or
the sun wasn't, you know, setting the way he needs
to set it. This is a true blue artist. If
(30:40):
he wants to scrap the movie critic, that's the name
of the film, allegedly his tenth and alleged final film,
which is sad. I know if Quentin Tarantino really stops
making films, because one thing we've done throughout the years,
we have made it a point to be in that
movie movie theater from way back in the days. Even
(31:03):
I remember we went to go see The Natural Born
Killers premiere YEP, which he wrote, which Oliver Stone directed.
But Quentin Tarantino movies are events, especially with the movie
business being so so bad right now. It's so bad.
So you know, if he's not making that film, I'm
sure he'll figure out, you know, what he wants to
(31:25):
do next. Maybe he just needs to I don't know,
but like he's a true artist, Like he might have
had a cast, he might have been in pre production,
like if he's not feeling it, he'll scrap it. But
you know, like Quentin Tarantino, not making films anymore is upsetting.
But I mean, I remember when we went to go
the Natural Born Killers premiere. Do you remember we sat
(31:46):
Juliette Lewis sat behind us. Do you remember that or yeah,
she was behind the starting Natural Born Killers? Yeah, And
I mean that was just I remember walking out of
the I think it was at the Dome, Yeah, Dome Theater,
and I remember walking out there like, what the fuck
did I just see? That was a wild, crazy film
at that time. But I mean every time we went
(32:07):
to go see Jackie Brown, we went to go see
the Last One. We saw it in Miami, we went
to go see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I remember,
we went to Vacation, we went to go see it
in Miami. I mean, his movies are day one screening,
always go day one. So you know, as far as
him not making this film, you know, he'll figure out
what he wants to do. But you know, I mean,
(32:30):
he's he's that dude. What about I know our podcast
is supposed to be about reality TV, and we talked,
you know, mostly our Bravo shows. What about how nuts
the Jinks Season two, Part two is crazy.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I mean, you know what, we just saw the first
episode because that's the.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
One that's out, which sucks, by the way, that.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
That sucks that they're doing that, But I get it.
I get how they have to do that. Shout out
to me though, by the way, because I did a
little investigating because you panicked, by the way, because you know,
you were getting mad that it wasn't out, and something
happened with the streaming on Max and I did a
little investigating on Twitter or x and someone said, if
you go to the last episode and let it play,
(33:19):
and then it says episode one, season two coming up,
just let it play, and it goes into the episode
because it wasn't showing up. It said, you know, two seasons,
but it wasn't showing up. So I had the patience
and the wherewithal to always do it. I always figure
things out, So shout out to me. But anyway, I
(33:39):
would say that the sickest thing about our world today
is calling it back to fame. You know, people are
really crazy about this thing called fame, and if we
found this out early on, and I think watching the
trailer for episode two. We see that people you didn't
see that you didn't see because the yes esterday I
(34:00):
saw on TV the trailer for episode two. Man, babe,
you're gonna bug out when you see with coming on
the next episode.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Because he had groupies. The guy became friends and he
with a jewelry that inevitably found him not guilty on
a crime that he clearly did. And then afterwards, yes,
they weremained.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Friends and he's not the only one.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
There's more friends.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh, sickos in the world. In the next trailer, one
of them says, Hey, I don't really judge people who kill,
like really.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yes, we have a sick world out here. Man. People
are bananas and fame is a mother f Fame is.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Just really wild, like people act weird with fame, like
they he used it to his advantage, like he saw it.
He saw it clear and he was like, oh and
he was cutting checks.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yo. So that that's interesting. If you want a really
twisted murder doc and chill and you have it seeing it,
go on HBO, HBO Max. Watch the Jink season one. Yep,
it is way out there. It's while fascinating the way
it unfolds and it is fascinating how this profile of
(35:15):
an alleged serial killer got convicted by doing the participating
in the documentary, and now they're doing season two because inevitably,
if you've never seen the Jinx, he got convicted because
of talking over talking oversharing in part one season one,
(35:37):
and afterwards he went to jail because of that. They
used that information that was shot and season two starts
off and you're just like your jaw, like some of
the things off the top, You're just.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Like what his desire for attention and fame got him
into trouble and then as a result going to jail.
He actually played on People's the jury and it's the
whole thing is just unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
He's nuts and he's a creepy and mc niacal and
weird and it's a good show. Yeah, anyway, another episode
in the books of rap ports Reality. How do you
feel about this episode, babe?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm glad we got through it. It started off a
little rocky because it was before the episode. Yeah, they
didn't hear that part too, No, they didn't hear that.
They didn't hear it, but that would have been the podcast.
I think people would have They good.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
To say, didn't hear that was? I didn't feel good.
I'm glad I got through it. I'm getting professional. I think, well,
you're a professional podcaster. Listen. Like I said, those ad
reads they suck.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I know, but you got to be more gentle with
me because that's not nice. I'm very very patient with you.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I mean, you're getting mad at them. I am patient
with you, babe. People just heard that tone. See that
was a tone, because I am. But that's a tone
that people with you anyway. I love you, I love you,
and we're out rap ports reality telling friend to tell
tell a friend, let's get more listeners, subscribe rate and
brief you out. Mhm
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