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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Drake, why don't you send your goons to Kendrick Lamar's
goons or to Kendrick Lamar. Why are you fucking with
Rick Ross? You're not gonna do that. You knew that
Kendrick Lamar was performing that night, and he played that
song six times, six fucking times, not once, not twice.
(00:21):
He was on some Lebron James with the Miami Heat,
not three, not four, six times. I didn't hear a peep.
But then you're fucking with fat Rick Ross. Leave Rick
Ross alone. And I don't even know if Drake had
anything to do with it, but you know, this is
what happens in hip hop, and you know, obviously the
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worst case scenario is the tupacin Biggie thing, and I
would hate to see something like that happen. But the
source of your frustration, Drake and Drake's goons is Kendrick Lamar. Boom,
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I have no fear of the Iron rapports stereo podcasts here,
Big Boom, have no fear the im RAP reports stereo
podcasts here on Today's I Am Rap Reports stereo podcast.
Drake's Goons. Drake's goons ran up on Rick Ross every
day he's hustling. They ran up on Rick Ross in Vancouver.
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The question I have is why didn't Drake's goons run
up on Kendrick Lamar at his concert. I don't think
they want that West Coast smoke, and I don't want
any hip hop smoke. Plus Happy Fourth of July, Happy
plus so many big moves, so many big pockets and
money being spent in the NBA offseason, And why it
(01:55):
ain't that easy to replace smoking Joe Biden? All that
a hard hitting, high flying It's hard hitting, high flying.
It's the Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast coming live and
direct from Tel Aviv. Oh yeah, Miles Jordan aka the
Bleach Mother's aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy off
with something real nice. Start this puppy off. It's something
real out, but most importantly, start this puppy off with
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something real funkings. I am Rappaport Stereo Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let's fucking go, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Boom, have no fear. The Iron Rapperport Stereo podcast is here,
Big Dye, Boom have no fear. The I Am Rapaport
Stereo podcast this here. I hope everybody had a great, happy, fantastic,
safe Fourth of July, or as we like to call it.
(02:55):
At the Iron Rappaport Stereo Podcast, Jason Pierre, Paul Day,
if you know you know, Welcome to the Iron Dome
of Disruption, Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My
name is Michael Rappaport aka the Gringo man Dingo, aka
the Inflamed Ashkenazi ak, the Sultan of Sniff, aka the
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Disruptive Warrior. And this this right here, this is the
I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast coming live and direct from
Tel Aviv. Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct
from Tel Aviv, Israel. I am here. It is hot.
(03:44):
I hope everybody is keeping cool because Israel right now
currently is like ninety four degrees. I spoke to one
of the Dust Brothers, Jordan Winter, who for some reason
is in Las Vegas. It's one hundred and three down there.
I want to give him a shout out. He had
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a speedy recovery, Jay Dubb Jordan Winter of the Dust Brothers.
He had COVID. I don't know what string, I don't
know what denomination, but he had COVID for a few days.
Can't stop, won't stop, And I want to congratulate mister
and missus Miles Davis on the birth of a gorgeous,
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beautiful baby girl whose name shall remain nameless and anonymous
because it's up to him to announce the name. But
I mean, he sent me a picture of this fat
baby with these fat cheeks, beautiful little princess, gorgeous little baby.
So congratulations to Jordan Winter for beating the shit out
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of COVID and a big, super duper sincere congratulations to
mister and missus Miles Davis on the birth of a
I mean, a little chubby checker little I'm just I
love babies. I love fat babies, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, knock
on wood, healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy baby. But the heat
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is here. I don't know if it's global warming or not.
I can't. I can't figure it out because I guess
it is global warming because the summers are still no joke.
But the winters, especially in New York. I could just
say for New York, they're just not as They're not
as brisk, they're not as rough and tumble, they're not
as long no ditty as they used to be. But
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the summer is still summer madness. And the summer is
still ultra aggressive. But I am here in Israel having
a very very special trip. A great trip was in
that Mediterranean Sea, the very controversial, much discussed, so much
(06:07):
mis information and propaganda about that Mediterranean Sea. I was
in that Mediterranean Sea. It is its beautiful. It's like bathwater.
Oh my god, it's like Jewish bathwater. It's beautiful, and
it's not just Jewish. I was swimming in that that
Mediterranean Sea, bumping into Arabs, all colors and flavors of Jews.
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In that Mediterranean Sea. The beach is bumping, and you
need that water when you're in the I'm in the
Middle East. You know you you Israel, Schmi Israel. We're
in the Middle East. Over here, it's hot, and obviously
i'd be remiss if I didn't say that. Being in
Israel heading into the two hundred and seventy third day,
(06:56):
we're heading into nine months, nine month since October seventh,
nine months of captivity for still one hundred and twenty hostages,
five American hostages who are believed to be alive eight total.
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Three have been declared killed, but eight Americans are in captivity,
and I would be remiss if that wasn't on my
mind on the fourth of July America's Day, America's Birthday
of Independence, celebrating the birth of America's independence, and it
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just was like, it's just fucked up. The whole thing
is fucked up. It's even more fucked up when you're
here in Israel and you realize how close, how close
these hostages are. You know, they're they're right there, right there.
But like I've said before, the spirit of the Jewish people,
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the spirit of the people of Israel, the Druze community,
the Israeli people in general, just there's a there is
a spirit, there is a Jena se qua. As the
friend say, shout out to mister New York who's holding
it down, the Parisian rap A pack. He's in Paris,
shout out to the Rapa packs worldwide. Of course, since
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I'm in Tel Aviv, I want to give a shout
out to the israel rapa pack. I want to give
a shout out to the Australian rapa pack, New Zealand
rapa pack, Swedish rapa pack. Got to give a shout
out to the Italian rapa pack. Got to give a
shout out to the Spain, the Spaniard rap Pack, the
South American Rapa Pack of course, the Rapa Pack in Hawaii,
all fifty states, of course, the Rapa Pack in Mexico.
(08:51):
And I want to give a shout out to the
rap Pack in Canada. There's a rap pack worldwide, and
of course most importantly RAPA Pack in Parts on because
there are and there is a strong, strong contingent of
ironmrap Port stereo podcast fans in Parts Unknown. Where they are,
how they got there. I can't go into the details.
(09:12):
That's information information owned that I can't give here on
these airwaves, Okay, but just know they're out there, They're
out there and there listening, and we are one big
disruptive community. Boom. Yeah oh yeah. But I am performing
in San Francisco the twentieth and the twenty first at
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Cobbs Comedy. Then I'm gonna be doing some theaters in
Pittsburgh October nineteenth, Indianapolis November seventh, Chicago November eighth, Saint
Louis November ninth, Boston at the Wilbur Theater, November twenty one, Connecticut, Richfield, Connecticut,
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November twenty second. In Toronto November twenty third, and then
Los Angeles Beverly Hills to be exact December sixth. There's
gonna be more dates. That's what I got for you now.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael Roppaportcomedy dot
com podcast. Let me pivot now because there's been so
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many ginormous, big, big money moves, big swinging Dick moves,
no Diddy in the NBA. The NBA is and always
will be fantastic, and so much action in the offseason.
Of course, to nobody's surprise. We we talked about it.
We told you it was gonna be real. We told
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you it was gonna happen. But the the fast and
the furious free agency has officially kicked off. The Boston
Celtics are for sale. Tatum paid Spider Man. They paid
a Donovan Mitchell, friend of the Iron Rapper Worts stereo podcast.
His first podcast is What Donovan Mitchell aka spider Man Mitchell.
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His first podcast was with who Ding Ding Ding Ding
Ding Me The im Rapaport stereo podcast. The Knicks made
some good, good moves. Og signed for big money. I
think it's the biggest contract, certainly the biggest contract in
New York Knickerbocker history. McHale Bridges joined the Knicks on
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a major trade to rejoin all of his You know,
there's four Villan Nova wildcats that are gonna be running
up down the floor like the Big Eiast tournament in
the garden. That's exciting. Okac Thunder were able to pry
away this I'm concerned about. Some other Knicks fans aren't
(12:05):
as concerned. But the Okac Thunder was able to pry
away Isaiah Hartenstein, who has a name of a Jewish
Man but is half black, Isaiah Hartenstein's father black. They
got him for nearly thirty million dollars a year, which
leaves the big Man gap opened the Knicks knee to
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fill via trade most likely, or you know, some draft
picks or a combination of two former Nick player Emmanuel
Quickly and Obi Toppin got big bucks. But before I
move on, you know the Isaiah Hartenstein. You know what
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he did for the Knicks. That energy, that tenacity, that
going after and actually getting rebounds, That going after and
actually getting offensive rebounds in key moments, that's not Happenstance
or heart and stance, get it ha ha Hartenstein Hart
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and you get it. That kind of tenacity and a
nose for the ball. You can't teach it. Like I said,
they need to fill that big man gap, and they
don't necessarily need to fill it right now, but they
need to fill it come playoff time because we're just
off the playoffs. And obviously the regular season is the
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regular season, but it changes quickly the style of basketball,
the brand of basketball, the physicality and the games and
their impotence. It goes from you know, you know important,
to mildly important to the most important possession of the season,
very very quickly, and that becomes important every single game.
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The NBA TV money's crazy, yo, the amount of money
in the NBA. I mean, geez, Louise Paul George is
in Philly, illadelph He wanted to be a Golden State Warrior,
but the Clippers didn't want to trade him there, so
he left in free agency in the deada knight, I mean,
(14:19):
in the darkness, in the deada knight to the Philadelphia
seventy six ers. They also got back Andre Drummond, who's
also a friend of the Iron Wrapped Poor Stereo podcast,
who doesn't get along with Joel embiid H and Eric
Gordon signed to Eric Gordon still in the NBA, and
of course the Knicks, the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Orlando Magic,
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the Boston Celtics, and Philadelphia seventy six Ers, very very
competitive Eastern Conference. Nicholas Battoum went from Philly back to
the Clippers and a smart signing. Clippers also signed Kevin
Porter Junior, which in my opinion was probably not a
smart signing. They also brought back James Harden for a
(15:04):
billion dollars. Let's just say it's a billion dollars. James Harden.
I think when it's all said and done, he's at
a billion. I was seeing something about like, yo, when
when James Harden's done a billion, the amount of contracts
he's had hasn't won shit? Is it hasn't done shit
during the playoffs James Harden. Literally nothing has been below
(15:29):
average during the playoffs. A mobamba Mobamba is the new
face there. Chris Dunn is the new face. And new stadium,
remember that the Clippers, I don't know. They got a
new stadium and a bunch of It's not an exciting
it's not a very exciting situation going into that fancy
(15:54):
talk about a billion dollar arena they built for just
the Clippers. The Clippers are out Staple Center. What is
it now? I forgot what they call it. I forgot
what the name of the with the Lakers play. I
literally can't remember. And I'm not fact checking, but I
can't remember the name that's call it the Staple Center,
even though I know you guys are like, it's this,
it's I can't remember what the name of the fucking
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place is. The biggest trade, the biggest trade for me,
the biggest trade even though he's not at the top
of his game, but just the biggest trade for the
last what was it twelve thirteen years of basketball, the
Golden State Warrior era of basketball, the Splash brother era
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of basketball is officially done. The Splash Brothers era is
over play. Thompson is no longer a Golden State Warrior.
He got signed and traded to the Dallas Mavericks. The
Mavericks also got former Nick for a former Nick when
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they got Qui in Grimes for Tim Hardaway Junior, who
is also pushed around and sent to Detroit. But we
have to slow down for a minute. I mean, it's sad,
it's sad. It's a sad end. I hate seeing a
player like Klay Thompson not finish out his career with
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his dudes, Draymond, with his dudes obviously Steph Curry, Chef Curry,
and that era is over. You know, Clay had that
fucked up injury and he missed a long, long, long
amount of time to get back and he's never fully
(17:41):
fully made it back to you know what we expect
of Hall of Famer Klay Thompson. And I love Klay Thompson.
I love the Warriors. I had so much fun rooting
for the Warriors. It's gonna be weird. I don't know
what and how and what their moves are to try
to get to back to championship level. But you don't
(18:02):
want to see Steph Curry like you know, Haglin his
last couple of years, because he can't have that many
years left playing at the level that he's been playing at.
Because he still keeps going, but you know, he needs
help otherwise he's gonna wind up getting a career debilitating injury.
Nobody is like Lebron James, who's going to play until
he's fifty nine. Lebron James My prediction today Official mark
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it down fifty nine. That fucking guy will play longer
than his two sons. His two sons will leave the
NBA and retire, and then Lebron James will still be
playing in There be a great grandfather in the NBA
my prediction, but it's been crazy. Like I said, the
Pistons also picked up Tobias Harris again, Duante Murray that's
(18:51):
a big trade. Got traded to New Orleans and Chris Paul,
who's kind of at the end of his career, also
as a spur, which will be fun. A couple of
highlights will happen between Chris Paul and Wemby and k
CP to the Magic, which was a sneaky smart move.
The Magic is no joke. Valentunis to the Wizards, Derek
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Jones to the Clippers, Drew u Banks to the Jazz
from the Suns, D'Anthony Melton got to went to Golden State,
Delon Right to the Bucks. James Wiseman. James Wiseman, who
the Golden State Words should have never picked up, is
at the Pacers. Kylie Anderson still in the NBA. Kyle
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Anderson also friend of the Iron rapp Wort Stereo podcast
has played in the NBA for seventeen years. I think
it's eighteen years now, Torian Prince of the Bucks, and
I have no idea what teams like Denver, Miami, Lakers,
Sacramento are doing with the lack of action, but they
are falling behind the fucking curve. Lebron and Brownie both
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got paid. Lebron James and his son both got paid,
and I say good, not that Brinie needed to get paid.
You know, I talked about the nepotism of it all. Fantastic, fantastic.
Brinnie is part of the Lakers. Now you have to
show and prove. Now you have to show improve and
(20:19):
nepotism works in a lot of things, but not when
you're on the court as a six foot three guard
in the NBA. There is nothing Lebron James can do
to help his son out when he is on that court.
He got him there, and now you got to keep
yourself there, Briannie. So we will see how that plays out. Personally,
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he doesn't seem that impressive to me, but he's also
nineteen and he's also coming off a crazy heart situation,
so I wish him luck. I think it would be
a great story, seems like a great, great, great kid.
The NBA has never had more talent top to bottom.
It's going to be hard to win any game on
any given knight. Not to say that these are all
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championship teams, but every team is tightened up their shoelaces.
It's an NBA arms race. It's expensive, it's explosive. It's
so expensive, so explosive that the Celtics owners might be
selling their team, the Boston Celtics, to Jeff Bezos, who
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could buy that shit for pocket change. Jeff Bezos could
buy whatever the fuck he want and will not bat
and I so, like I said, the Celtics are for sale.
And one of the people they're talking about is Jeff
the animal Bezos, Jeff Amazon, Animal Bezos. The NBA is
(21:46):
big business, and of course we have our finger all
over the pulse, the pulse of the NBA. If you
want to bet on a Major League Baseball you have
c Wimbleton, the Olympics. You could battle on the Olympics.
There's a lot of good bets, a lot of a
picks on the Olympics. All that and more at captain
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picks dot com. Captain picks dot com be part of
a community of winners, a community of captains at captain
picks dot com. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, there's a
(22:40):
lot going on. Uh, Rick Ross. This Drake Kendrick Lamar beef. Apparently,
allegedly Rick Ross was performing in Vancouver and I guess
he was talking shit about Drake and Rick Ross. Obviously
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he travels with security thick, and after he got off stage,
apparently allegedly some goons that were fans of Drake. I
don't know, are fans or friends or who the fuck knows?
I don't know, I don't know, but it was a
whole long you know, they beat up Rick Ross's bodyguard
(23:23):
and they tried to get Rick Ross, but they didn't
get Rick Ross. And you know, you're in our city
and da da dah, and you know, they were very
upset that they're he's playing, that they not like us,
saw Kendrick Lamar's song, and this is how people wind
up getting killed. And obviously nobody wants to see any
kind of stupid violence over this stupid beef. And the
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crazy thing is is that if Drake really has a problem,
why don't you run up on Kendrick Lamar's goons. Why
don't you send your people to Kendrick Lamar's goons. They
were just performing at the Forum in la Everybody saw
the concert. I've never seen that much social media content
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for a concert at the La form the Fabulous Forum,
I remember that name. I can't remember the name of
the Staples Center, which I know is not named the
Staple Center anymore. But Drake, why don't you send your
goons to Kendrick Lamar's goons or to Kendrick Lamar? Why
are you fucking with Rick Ross? You're not gonna do that.
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You knew that Kendrick Lamar was performing that night, and
he played that song six times, six fucking times, not once,
not twice. He was on some Lebron James with the
Miami Heat, not three, not four, six times. I didn't
hear a peep. But then you're fucking with fat Rick Ross.
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Leave Rick Ross alone. And I don't even know if
Drake had anything to do with it. Uh, but you know,
this is what happens in hip hop, and uh, you know,
obviously the worst case scenario is the Tupac and Biggie thing,
and I would hate to see something like that happen.
But it's just if the source of your frustration Drake
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and Drake's goons is Kendrick Lamar, not Rick Ross. That
song is gonna be played, it's played. Oh, I hear
it all the time. That fuck him up?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I do my shit.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know the words. I personally, I mean, it's
catchy when you hear it five thousand times. But I
did not like to see that violence Vancouver. I think
it's just Toronto. But he oh no, I don't who know.
I don't like it. I do not like it one bit.
What I do like is that Alec Baldwin, for some reason,
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is doing a reality show okay with him and his
eleven kids. I think Alec Ballin's eleven kids, nine kids,
seven kids something something insane and he's doing a reality
show which is airing soon. And Sylvester Saloone's reality show
is coming back. And it's why I never would have
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thought that Sylvester saw. I was watching some of Sylvester
Shloone's reality show when I was flying to Tel Aviv.
It was on a plane on Delta, and it's literally
like any other reality show. It's like because you know
Run's House or the Osborns like he comes in and
he's the kookie dad and his family like they mock him,
but they love him. It's wild, and uh, I don't
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know what Maybe Alec Baldwin's doing is to show a
different side of him. I fucked with Alec Baldwin, but
I just thought it was a I never would have picked.
That's like Sean Penn doing a reality show like Alec Balwin's,
like he's on some Sean Pinch's you know, great Friend
of the Eye. One of the best episodes of the
Iron Rapports there. Listen, if you have a guest, you're
(27:01):
only as good as your guest. That's a fact. You're
only as good as your guest. And my sit down
with Alec Bawlen was one of the best episodes of
podcasting you'll get anywhere by any body. We were in
the pocket, we were moving and grooving, we were improving.
It was like John Coltrane and Duke Ellington, okay, going
(27:24):
back and forth, or Thelonious Monk going back and forth,
moving and grooving at the piano. So that's a great episode.
And it's just wild that those two people are doing
reality TV shows, and the greatest reality program of all
time the debate the debacle that maybe it should have
(27:47):
never happened, or maybe it was meant to happen. But
since the debate slashed debacle between slob dick Donald Trump
and cadaver Joe Biden, there has been so much discuss
Russian about pig dick Donald Trump and cadaver Joe Biden.
There has been so much back and forth about, uh,
(28:08):
you know, what should happen with cadaver Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Should he bow out? Should he not bow out? Should
he be replaced? Should he be forced out? Me personally,
as of the recording of this Iron Rap Report Stereo podcast,
I don't think smoking Joe Biden is going anywhere. I've
been wrong before. I don't think they have a strong
enough candidate to replace smoking Joe. I think that Kamala
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Harris is unlikable. I think that people don't trust Kamala Harris.
I think don't people don't trust her agenda. I think
she's a race hustler. I don't see how she could
stand tall, stand proud after what she did to California.
She let San Francisco get ran into the fucking ground.
She laughs all the time. She giggles all the time.
(28:58):
Her husband. I'm not gonna reveal what I know about
her husband. Her husband's daughter is out there raising millions
of dollars for Pro Palestine. Okay, but Kamala Harris, she's
not it. Then they talk about Michelle Obama. She's definitely
not doing it. She's one hundred and fifty percent not
(29:19):
doing it. And people are like, she would be a shoeing.
I don't know if she would be a shoing. But
I don't think Michelle Obama wants anything to do with
the White House. I don't think Michelle Obama wants to
go to Washington, DC ever again. In her life. They
are so rich, they are so on the other side
of life, they are chilling. She knows more than anybody
(29:42):
the ground and pound of that job. And even if
it's she's just a face, there is no just a face.
If you're the president of the United States, you are
the president of the United States. Whether other people make
the decisions, whether there's smarter people in your cabinet, you
have to talk to those people in the cabinet. You
used to have to hire people in the cabinet, or
(30:03):
you have to hire the person that hires the people
in the cabinet, And no matter what, you are, the spokesperson,
you're the one giving the speeches, You're the one traveling,
You're the one meeting and greeting, moving all over the country.
Michelle Obama, b Rock Obama, they want nothing to do
with that life. They had, that life. They're done with
that life. That wing in the prayer of Michelle Obama.
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Don't just leave that alone. That ain't happening. Gavin with
the Good Hair. For some reason, Gavin with the Good
Hair Newsom, the current governor of California, is starting a
podcast with Marshawn Lynch. Gavin Newsom is doing That's right,
(30:49):
I said it, Gavin Newsom, Gavin with the Good Hair
is starting a podcast with Doug Hendrickson, who I don't
know much about, and Marshawn Lynch. Yeah, that Marshaw Lynch.
I don't know. Why is the governor of any state
doing a podcast? Why is the governor of California, which
(31:13):
is such a fucking mess. Why is the governor of
California doing a podcast while he is governor of California, Like, listen,
I'm a New York resident. I don't know. Is that
Am I crazy to think that I want my governor governing?
Is it crazy to think that I don't want? You know,
(31:33):
it takes time to do a podcast. He ain't doing
it for free. Hit Marshawn Lynch Okay aka beast Mode,
Marshawn Lynch aka Skittles. He's not doing a podcast for
free now. I don't know if they're doing one podcast
a week or two podcasts a week. But when you
(31:55):
need to do a podcast, it's I would say, shit,
it's at least three hours out of your day because
you need to go to the studio, unless he has
a home studio, but then it's an hour out of
your day. But you need to you know, book people,
you need to pregame, you need pre production, you need
(32:17):
to think about what you're doing. This, that and the third.
I'm sure it'll probably be on video. So you put
your makeup on, you gotta put your hair gel in.
Why the fuck is the governor of any state doing
a podcast? Oh and it's cute, like you know, be
Smode is from California. You're the governor of California. Yo,
you ran that place into the dumps. There's so much
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wrong with California. I don't understand what Gamma went the
good Hair is doing a podcast. Podcasts are like assholes.
They're like booty holes. Everybody has one. Literally, But in
regards to smoking Joe Biden, Gavin Newso mean, he's not
the guy they're talking about. The governor of I forget
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her name, the governor of Michigan running simply because they
need to run Michigan because of those fucking goons out
there in Michigan and out there in Dearborn with the
largest Muslim community. What are you gonna do out there
in Dearborn. You're gonna vote for pig Dick. The bottom
line is this, at the end of the day, it's
pig Dick versus anybody. You're either gonna vote for pig
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Dick and the Republican Party or you're gonna not vote
for pig Dick and the Republican Party. They could plug
and play anybody they want, but uh, Barack Obama, they're
not gonna have some stud, some well groomed, well oiled
stud walk and prance through the door. So you know, November,
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we're in July. We're in July. November feels like it's
you know, a beataway and it also feels like it's,
you know, three years away, but it's it's coming around
the corner. And just next month in Chicago, in August,
there is the Democratic National Convention, which is gonna be
a fucking nuthouse. It's gonna be a kooky, wacky nuthouse anyway.
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I hope everybody is good, all right. I hope everybody
is safe, and I hope everybody is truly keeping their
sanity no matter who, what, and where you are. I
hope you guys are all good. And on that case,
let's move it out. Miles Jordan a k. The Bleach Brothers,
Papa Miles, take me at it with something real nice,
(34:36):
Take me out of here with something real alb but
most importingly, end this puppy with something real bunk. It's
Iron Rapport stereo podcast. I'm done.
Drake, why don't you send your goons to Kendrick Lamar's
goons or to Kendrick Lamar. Why are you fucking with
Rick Ross? You're not gonna do that. You knew that
Kendrick Lamar was performing that night, and he played that
song six times, six fucking times, not once, not twice.
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He was on some Lebron James with the Miami Heat,
not three, not four, six times. I didn't hear a peep.
But then you're fucking with fat Rick Ross. Leave Rick
Ross alone. And I don't even know if Drake had
anything to do with it, but you know, this is
what happens in hip hop, and you know, obviously the
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worst case scenario is the tupacin Biggie thing, and I
would hate to see something like that happen. But the
source of your frustration, Drake and Drake's goons is Kendrick Lamar. Boom,
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I have no fear of the Iron rapports stereo podcasts here,
Big Boom, have no fear the im RAP reports stereo
podcasts here on Today's I Am Rap Reports stereo podcast.
Drake's Goons. Drake's goons ran up on Rick Ross every
day he's hustling. They ran up on Rick Ross in Vancouver.
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The question I have is why didn't Drake's goons run
up on Kendrick Lamar at his concert. I don't think
they want that West Coast smoke, and I don't want
any hip hop smoke. Plus Happy Fourth of July, Happy
plus so many big moves, so many big pockets and
money being spent in the NBA offseason, And why it
(01:55):
ain't that easy to replace smoking Joe Biden? All that
a hard hitting, high flying It's hard hitting, high flying.
It's the Iron wrap Port Stereo podcast coming live and
direct from Tel Aviv. Oh yeah, Miles Jordan aka the
Bleach Mother's aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy off
with something real nice. Start this puppy off. It's something
real out, but most importantly, start this puppy off with
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something real funkings. I am Rappaport Stereo Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let's fucking go, Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Boom, have no fear. The Iron Rapperport Stereo podcast is here,
Big Dye, Boom have no fear. The I Am Rapaport
Stereo podcast this here. I hope everybody had a great, happy, fantastic,
safe Fourth of July, or as we like to call it.
(02:55):
At the Iron Rappaport Stereo Podcast, Jason Pierre, Paul Day,
if you know you know, Welcome to the Iron Dome
of Disruption, Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My
name is Michael Rappaport aka the Gringo man Dingo, aka
the Inflamed Ashkenazi ak, the Sultan of Sniff, aka the
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Disruptive Warrior. And this this right here, this is the
I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast coming live and direct from
Tel Aviv. Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct
from Tel Aviv, Israel. I am here. It is hot.
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I hope everybody is keeping cool because Israel right now
currently is like ninety four degrees. I spoke to one
of the Dust Brothers, Jordan Winter, who for some reason
is in Las Vegas. It's one hundred and three down there.
I want to give him a shout out. He had
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a speedy recovery, Jay Dubb Jordan Winter of the Dust Brothers.
He had COVID. I don't know what string, I don't
know what denomination, but he had COVID for a few days.
Can't stop, won't stop, And I want to congratulate mister
and missus Miles Davis on the birth of a gorgeous,
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beautiful baby girl whose name shall remain nameless and anonymous
because it's up to him to announce the name. But
I mean, he sent me a picture of this fat
baby with these fat cheeks, beautiful little princess, gorgeous little baby.
So congratulations to Jordan Winter for beating the shit out
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of COVID and a big, super duper sincere congratulations to
mister and missus Miles Davis on the birth of a
I mean, a little chubby checker little I'm just I
love babies. I love fat babies, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, knock
on wood, healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy baby. But the heat
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is here. I don't know if it's global warming or not.
I can't. I can't figure it out because I guess
it is global warming because the summers are still no joke.
But the winters, especially in New York. I could just
say for New York, they're just not as They're not
as brisk, they're not as rough and tumble, they're not
as long no ditty as they used to be. But
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the summer is still summer madness. And the summer is
still ultra aggressive. But I am here in Israel having
a very very special trip. A great trip was in
that Mediterranean Sea, the very controversial, much discussed, so much
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mis information and propaganda about that Mediterranean Sea. I was
in that Mediterranean Sea. It is its beautiful. It's like bathwater.
Oh my god, it's like Jewish bathwater. It's beautiful, and
it's not just Jewish. I was swimming in that that
Mediterranean Sea, bumping into Arabs, all colors and flavors of Jews.
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In that Mediterranean Sea. The beach is bumping, and you
need that water when you're in the I'm in the
Middle East. You know you you Israel, Schmi Israel. We're
in the Middle East. Over here, it's hot, and obviously
i'd be remiss if I didn't say that. Being in
Israel heading into the two hundred and seventy third day,
(06:56):
we're heading into nine months, nine month since October seventh,
nine months of captivity for still one hundred and twenty hostages,
five American hostages who are believed to be alive eight total.
(07:18):
Three have been declared killed, but eight Americans are in captivity,
and I would be remiss if that wasn't on my
mind on the fourth of July America's Day, America's Birthday
of Independence, celebrating the birth of America's independence, and it
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just was like, it's just fucked up. The whole thing
is fucked up. It's even more fucked up when you're
here in Israel and you realize how close, how close
these hostages are. You know, they're they're right there, right there.
But like I've said before, the spirit of the Jewish people,
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the spirit of the people of Israel, the Druze community,
the Israeli people in general, just there's a there is
a spirit, there is a Jena se qua. As the
friend say, shout out to mister New York who's holding
it down, the Parisian rap A pack. He's in Paris,
shout out to the Rapa packs worldwide. Of course, since
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I'm in Tel Aviv, I want to give a shout
out to the israel rapa pack. I want to give
a shout out to the Australian rapa pack, New Zealand
rapa pack, Swedish rapa pack. Got to give a shout
out to the Italian rapa pack. Got to give a
shout out to the Spain, the Spaniard rap Pack, the
South American Rapa Pack of course, the Rapa Pack in Hawaii,
all fifty states, of course, the Rapa Pack in Mexico.
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And I want to give a shout out to the
rap Pack in Canada. There's a rap pack worldwide, and
of course most importantly RAPA Pack in Parts on because
there are and there is a strong, strong contingent of
ironmrap Port stereo podcast fans in Parts Unknown. Where they are,
how they got there. I can't go into the details.
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That's information information owned that I can't give here on
these airwaves, Okay, but just know they're out there, They're
out there and there listening, and we are one big
disruptive community. Boom. Yeah oh yeah. But I am performing
in San Francisco the twentieth and the twenty first at
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Cobbs Comedy. Then I'm gonna be doing some theaters in
Pittsburgh October nineteenth, Indianapolis November seventh, Chicago November eighth, Saint
Louis November ninth, Boston at the Wilbur Theater, November twenty one, Connecticut, Richfield, Connecticut,
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November twenty second. In Toronto November twenty third, and then
Los Angeles Beverly Hills to be exact December sixth. There's
gonna be more dates. That's what I got for you now.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael Roppaportcomedy dot
com podcast. Let me pivot now because there's been so
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many ginormous, big, big money moves, big swinging Dick moves,
no Diddy in the NBA. The NBA is and always
will be fantastic, and so much action in the offseason.
Of course, to nobody's surprise. We we talked about it.
We told you it was gonna be real. We told
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you it was gonna happen. But the the fast and
the furious free agency has officially kicked off. The Boston
Celtics are for sale. Tatum paid Spider Man. They paid
a Donovan Mitchell, friend of the Iron Rapper Worts stereo podcast.
His first podcast is What Donovan Mitchell aka spider Man Mitchell.
(11:19):
His first podcast was with who Ding Ding Ding Ding
Ding Me The im Rapaport stereo podcast. The Knicks made
some good, good moves. Og signed for big money. I
think it's the biggest contract, certainly the biggest contract in
New York Knickerbocker history. McHale Bridges joined the Knicks on
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a major trade to rejoin all of his You know,
there's four Villan Nova wildcats that are gonna be running
up down the floor like the Big Eiast tournament in
the garden. That's exciting. Okac Thunder were able to pry
away this I'm concerned about. Some other Knicks fans aren't
(12:05):
as concerned. But the Okac Thunder was able to pry
away Isaiah Hartenstein, who has a name of a Jewish
Man but is half black, Isaiah Hartenstein's father black. They
got him for nearly thirty million dollars a year, which
leaves the big Man gap opened the Knicks knee to
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fill via trade most likely, or you know, some draft
picks or a combination of two former Nick player Emmanuel
Quickly and Obi Toppin got big bucks. But before I
move on, you know the Isaiah Hartenstein. You know what
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he did for the Knicks. That energy, that tenacity, that
going after and actually getting rebounds, That going after and
actually getting offensive rebounds in key moments, that's not Happenstance
or heart and stance, get it ha ha Hartenstein Hart
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and you get it. That kind of tenacity and a
nose for the ball. You can't teach it. Like I said,
they need to fill that big man gap, and they
don't necessarily need to fill it right now, but they
need to fill it come playoff time because we're just
off the playoffs. And obviously the regular season is the
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regular season, but it changes quickly the style of basketball,
the brand of basketball, the physicality and the games and
their impotence. It goes from you know, you know important,
to mildly important to the most important possession of the season,
very very quickly, and that becomes important every single game.
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The NBA TV money's crazy, yo, the amount of money
in the NBA. I mean, geez, Louise Paul George is
in Philly, illadelph He wanted to be a Golden State Warrior,
but the Clippers didn't want to trade him there, so
he left in free agency in the deada knight, I mean,
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in the darkness, in the deada knight to the Philadelphia
seventy six ers. They also got back Andre Drummond, who's
also a friend of the Iron Wrapped Poor Stereo podcast,
who doesn't get along with Joel embiid H and Eric
Gordon signed to Eric Gordon still in the NBA, and
of course the Knicks, the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Orlando Magic,
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the Boston Celtics, and Philadelphia seventy six Ers, very very
competitive Eastern Conference. Nicholas Battoum went from Philly back to
the Clippers and a smart signing. Clippers also signed Kevin
Porter Junior, which in my opinion was probably not a
smart signing. They also brought back James Harden for a
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billion dollars. Let's just say it's a billion dollars. James Harden.
I think when it's all said and done, he's at
a billion. I was seeing something about like, yo, when
when James Harden's done a billion, the amount of contracts
he's had hasn't won shit? Is it hasn't done shit
during the playoffs James Harden. Literally nothing has been below
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average during the playoffs. A mobamba Mobamba is the new
face there. Chris Dunn is the new face. And new stadium,
remember that the Clippers, I don't know. They got a
new stadium and a bunch of It's not an exciting
it's not a very exciting situation going into that fancy
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talk about a billion dollar arena they built for just
the Clippers. The Clippers are out Staple Center. What is
it now? I forgot what they call it. I forgot
what the name of the with the Lakers play. I
literally can't remember. And I'm not fact checking, but I
can't remember the name that's call it the Staple Center,
even though I know you guys are like, it's this,
it's I can't remember what the name of the fucking
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place is. The biggest trade, the biggest trade for me,
the biggest trade even though he's not at the top
of his game, but just the biggest trade for the
last what was it twelve thirteen years of basketball, the
Golden State Warrior era of basketball, the Splash brother era
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of basketball is officially done. The Splash Brothers era is
over play. Thompson is no longer a Golden State Warrior.
He got signed and traded to the Dallas Mavericks. The
Mavericks also got former Nick for a former Nick when
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they got Qui in Grimes for Tim Hardaway Junior, who
is also pushed around and sent to Detroit. But we
have to slow down for a minute. I mean, it's sad,
it's sad. It's a sad end. I hate seeing a
player like Klay Thompson not finish out his career with
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his dudes, Draymond, with his dudes obviously Steph Curry, Chef Curry,
and that era is over. You know, Clay had that
fucked up injury and he missed a long, long, long
amount of time to get back and he's never fully
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fully made it back to you know what we expect
of Hall of Famer Klay Thompson. And I love Klay Thompson.
I love the Warriors. I had so much fun rooting
for the Warriors. It's gonna be weird. I don't know
what and how and what their moves are to try
to get to back to championship level. But you don't
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want to see Steph Curry like you know, Haglin his
last couple of years, because he can't have that many
years left playing at the level that he's been playing at.
Because he still keeps going, but you know, he needs
help otherwise he's gonna wind up getting a career debilitating injury.
Nobody is like Lebron James, who's going to play until
he's fifty nine. Lebron James My prediction today Official mark
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it down fifty nine. That fucking guy will play longer
than his two sons. His two sons will leave the
NBA and retire, and then Lebron James will still be
playing in There be a great grandfather in the NBA
my prediction, but it's been crazy. Like I said, the
Pistons also picked up Tobias Harris again, Duante Murray that's
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a big trade. Got traded to New Orleans and Chris Paul,
who's kind of at the end of his career, also
as a spur, which will be fun. A couple of
highlights will happen between Chris Paul and Wemby and k
CP to the Magic, which was a sneaky smart move.
The Magic is no joke. Valentunis to the Wizards, Derek
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Jones to the Clippers, Drew u Banks to the Jazz
from the Suns, D'Anthony Melton got to went to Golden State,
Delon Right to the Bucks. James Wiseman. James Wiseman, who
the Golden State Words should have never picked up, is
at the Pacers. Kylie Anderson still in the NBA. Kyle
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Anderson also friend of the Iron rapp Wort Stereo podcast
has played in the NBA for seventeen years. I think
it's eighteen years now, Torian Prince of the Bucks, and
I have no idea what teams like Denver, Miami, Lakers,
Sacramento are doing with the lack of action, but they
are falling behind the fucking curve. Lebron and Brownie both
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got paid. Lebron James and his son both got paid,
and I say good, not that Brinie needed to get paid.
You know, I talked about the nepotism of it all. Fantastic, fantastic.
Brinnie is part of the Lakers. Now you have to
show and prove. Now you have to show improve and
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nepotism works in a lot of things, but not when
you're on the court as a six foot three guard
in the NBA. There is nothing Lebron James can do
to help his son out when he is on that court.
He got him there, and now you got to keep
yourself there, Briannie. So we will see how that plays out. Personally,
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he doesn't seem that impressive to me, but he's also
nineteen and he's also coming off a crazy heart situation,
so I wish him luck. I think it would be
a great story, seems like a great, great, great kid.
The NBA has never had more talent top to bottom.
It's going to be hard to win any game on
any given knight. Not to say that these are all
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championship teams, but every team is tightened up their shoelaces.
It's an NBA arms race. It's expensive, it's explosive. It's
so expensive, so explosive that the Celtics owners might be
selling their team, the Boston Celtics, to Jeff Bezos, who
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could buy that shit for pocket change. Jeff Bezos could
buy whatever the fuck he want and will not bat
and I so, like I said, the Celtics are for sale.
And one of the people they're talking about is Jeff
the animal Bezos, Jeff Amazon, Animal Bezos. The NBA is
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big business, and of course we have our finger all
over the pulse, the pulse of the NBA. If you
want to bet on a Major League Baseball you have
c Wimbleton, the Olympics. You could battle on the Olympics.
There's a lot of good bets, a lot of a
picks on the Olympics. All that and more at captain
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picks dot com. Captain picks dot com be part of
a community of winners, a community of captains at captain
picks dot com. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, there's a
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lot going on. Uh, Rick Ross. This Drake Kendrick Lamar beef. Apparently,
allegedly Rick Ross was performing in Vancouver and I guess
he was talking shit about Drake and Rick Ross. Obviously
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he travels with security thick, and after he got off stage,
apparently allegedly some goons that were fans of Drake. I
don't know, are fans or friends or who the fuck knows?
I don't know, I don't know, but it was a
whole long you know, they beat up Rick Ross's bodyguard
(23:23):
and they tried to get Rick Ross, but they didn't
get Rick Ross. And you know, you're in our city
and da da dah, and you know, they were very
upset that they're he's playing, that they not like us,
saw Kendrick Lamar's song, and this is how people wind
up getting killed. And obviously nobody wants to see any
kind of stupid violence over this stupid beef. And the
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crazy thing is is that if Drake really has a problem,
why don't you run up on Kendrick Lamar's goons. Why
don't you send your people to Kendrick Lamar's goons. They
were just performing at the Forum in la Everybody saw
the concert. I've never seen that much social media content
(24:11):
for a concert at the La form the Fabulous Forum,
I remember that name. I can't remember the name of
the Staples Center, which I know is not named the
Staple Center anymore. But Drake, why don't you send your
goons to Kendrick Lamar's goons or to Kendrick Lamar? Why
are you fucking with Rick Ross? You're not gonna do that.
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You knew that Kendrick Lamar was performing that night, and
he played that song six times, six fucking times, not once,
not twice. He was on some Lebron James with the
Miami Heat, not three, not four, six times. I didn't
hear a peep. But then you're fucking with fat Rick Ross.
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Leave Rick Ross alone. And I don't even know if
Drake had anything to do with it. Uh, but you know,
this is what happens in hip hop, and uh, you know,
obviously the worst case scenario is the Tupac and Biggie thing,
and I would hate to see something like that happen.
But it's just if the source of your frustration Drake
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and Drake's goons is Kendrick Lamar, not Rick Ross. That
song is gonna be played, it's played. Oh, I hear
it all the time. That fuck him up?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I do my shit.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know the words. I personally, I mean, it's
catchy when you hear it five thousand times. But I
did not like to see that violence Vancouver. I think
it's just Toronto. But he oh no, I don't who know.
I don't like it. I do not like it one bit.
What I do like is that Alec Baldwin, for some reason,
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is doing a reality show okay with him and his
eleven kids. I think Alec Ballin's eleven kids, nine kids,
seven kids something something insane and he's doing a reality
show which is airing soon. And Sylvester Saloone's reality show
is coming back. And it's why I never would have
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thought that Sylvester saw. I was watching some of Sylvester
Shloone's reality show when I was flying to Tel Aviv.
It was on a plane on Delta, and it's literally
like any other reality show. It's like because you know
Run's House or the Osborns like he comes in and
he's the kookie dad and his family like they mock him,
but they love him. It's wild, and uh, I don't
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know what Maybe Alec Baldwin's doing is to show a
different side of him. I fucked with Alec Baldwin, but
I just thought it was a I never would have picked.
That's like Sean Penn doing a reality show like Alec Balwin's,
like he's on some Sean Pinch's you know, great Friend
of the Eye. One of the best episodes of the
Iron Rapports there. Listen, if you have a guest, you're
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only as good as your guest. That's a fact. You're
only as good as your guest. And my sit down
with Alec Bawlen was one of the best episodes of
podcasting you'll get anywhere by any body. We were in
the pocket, we were moving and grooving, we were improving.
It was like John Coltrane and Duke Ellington, okay, going
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back and forth, or Thelonious Monk going back and forth,
moving and grooving at the piano. So that's a great episode.
And it's just wild that those two people are doing
reality TV shows, and the greatest reality program of all
time the debate the debacle that maybe it should have
(27:47):
never happened, or maybe it was meant to happen. But
since the debate slashed debacle between slob dick Donald Trump
and cadaver Joe Biden, there has been so much discuss
Russian about pig dick Donald Trump and cadaver Joe Biden.
There has been so much back and forth about, uh,
(28:08):
you know, what should happen with cadaver Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Should he bow out? Should he not bow out? Should
he be replaced? Should he be forced out? Me personally,
as of the recording of this Iron Rap Report Stereo podcast,
I don't think smoking Joe Biden is going anywhere. I've
been wrong before. I don't think they have a strong
enough candidate to replace smoking Joe. I think that Kamala
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Harris is unlikable. I think that people don't trust Kamala Harris.
I think don't people don't trust her agenda. I think
she's a race hustler. I don't see how she could
stand tall, stand proud after what she did to California.
She let San Francisco get ran into the fucking ground.
She laughs all the time. She giggles all the time.
(28:58):
Her husband. I'm not gonna reveal what I know about
her husband. Her husband's daughter is out there raising millions
of dollars for Pro Palestine. Okay, but Kamala Harris, she's
not it. Then they talk about Michelle Obama. She's definitely
not doing it. She's one hundred and fifty percent not
(29:19):
doing it. And people are like, she would be a shoeing.
I don't know if she would be a shoing. But
I don't think Michelle Obama wants anything to do with
the White House. I don't think Michelle Obama wants to
go to Washington, DC ever again. In her life. They
are so rich, they are so on the other side
of life, they are chilling. She knows more than anybody
(29:42):
the ground and pound of that job. And even if
it's she's just a face, there is no just a face.
If you're the president of the United States, you are
the president of the United States. Whether other people make
the decisions, whether there's smarter people in your cabinet, you
have to talk to those people in the cabinet. You
used to have to hire people in the cabinet, or
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you have to hire the person that hires the people
in the cabinet, And no matter what, you are, the spokesperson,
you're the one giving the speeches, You're the one traveling,
You're the one meeting and greeting, moving all over the country.
Michelle Obama, b Rock Obama, they want nothing to do
with that life. They had, that life. They're done with
that life. That wing in the prayer of Michelle Obama.
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Don't just leave that alone. That ain't happening. Gavin with
the Good Hair. For some reason, Gavin with the Good
Hair Newsom, the current governor of California, is starting a
podcast with Marshawn Lynch. Gavin Newsom is doing That's right,
(30:49):
I said it, Gavin Newsom, Gavin with the Good Hair
is starting a podcast with Doug Hendrickson, who I don't
know much about, and Marshawn Lynch. Yeah, that Marshaw Lynch.
I don't know. Why is the governor of any state
doing a podcast? Why is the governor of California, which
(31:13):
is such a fucking mess. Why is the governor of
California doing a podcast while he is governor of California, Like, listen,
I'm a New York resident. I don't know. Is that
Am I crazy to think that I want my governor governing?
Is it crazy to think that I don't want? You know,
(31:33):
it takes time to do a podcast. He ain't doing
it for free. Hit Marshawn Lynch Okay aka beast Mode,
Marshawn Lynch aka Skittles. He's not doing a podcast for
free now. I don't know if they're doing one podcast
a week or two podcasts a week. But when you
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need to do a podcast, it's I would say, shit,
it's at least three hours out of your day because
you need to go to the studio, unless he has
a home studio, but then it's an hour out of
your day. But you need to you know, book people,
you need to pregame, you need pre production, you need
(32:17):
to think about what you're doing. This, that and the third.
I'm sure it'll probably be on video. So you put
your makeup on, you gotta put your hair gel in.
Why the fuck is the governor of any state doing
a podcast? Oh and it's cute, like you know, be
Smode is from California. You're the governor of California. Yo,
you ran that place into the dumps. There's so much
(32:41):
wrong with California. I don't understand what Gamma went the
good Hair is doing a podcast. Podcasts are like assholes.
They're like booty holes. Everybody has one. Literally, But in
regards to smoking Joe Biden, Gavin Newso mean, he's not
the guy they're talking about. The governor of I forget
(33:04):
her name, the governor of Michigan running simply because they
need to run Michigan because of those fucking goons out
there in Michigan and out there in Dearborn with the
largest Muslim community. What are you gonna do out there
in Dearborn. You're gonna vote for pig Dick. The bottom
line is this, at the end of the day, it's
pig Dick versus anybody. You're either gonna vote for pig
(33:27):
Dick and the Republican Party or you're gonna not vote
for pig Dick and the Republican Party. They could plug
and play anybody they want, but uh, Barack Obama, they're
not gonna have some stud, some well groomed, well oiled
stud walk and prance through the door. So you know, November,
(33:50):
we're in July. We're in July. November feels like it's
you know, a beataway and it also feels like it's,
you know, three years away, but it's it's coming around
the corner. And just next month in Chicago, in August,
there is the Democratic National Convention, which is gonna be
a fucking nuthouse. It's gonna be a kooky, wacky nuthouse anyway.
(34:15):
I hope everybody is good, all right. I hope everybody
is safe, and I hope everybody is truly keeping their
sanity no matter who, what, and where you are. I
hope you guys are all good. And on that case,
let's move it out. Miles Jordan a k. The Bleach Brothers,
Papa Miles, take me at it with something real nice,
(34:36):
Take me out of here with something real alb but
most importingly, end this puppy with something real bunk. It's
Iron Rapport stereo podcast. I'm done.
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