August 2, 2023 • 58 mins
Better, brighter, and cooler than your standard interview, the Emterview takes its place among the stars. Specifically designed for Em by Gem, the purpose was to ask questions we really didn't know the answer to. Like, if she could convince everyone in the world to do one thing, what would it be? Or, what her first words might be after 100 cryogenic years. And, doe she actually believe in aliens?
Featuring: Emily Estefan
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I hate you the same. Let's go to man one,
ready for wondering.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Launch?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hello, Hi? How are you swell on yourself? Great? Great?
We can count that as number one of what's to come.
What's that supposed to mean? Nothing? Nothing, nothing that you
should dread in the way that you just did. Just that.
It's the first of first question of many Have I
(00:53):
told you look stunning today? Wow? Do you think that's
going to alter the outcome of this episode? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Why do you think it has to do with the episode.
I'm just wondering. I can't tell my girlfriend she looks beautiful?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is it because it's the week of National Girlfriend Day?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I didn't even know that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
How comedian? What are you up to? Hernandez? Well, it
is with full delight and pleasure in my heart that
I welcome each and every one of you two. The
interview sponsored by jump Are you kidding? Oh? Lord?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So this is an mterview. This is the view that
means I get a jumpterview. Yeah, you do get a jumpterview.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Now, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You do. But you know, as the person who gets
to go first, I would like to be able to
establish a rule. Okay, and I say that it's only fair.
It only just that since I am going first, which
includes the stress and the worry and the pressure of
being first, there should be some kind of advantage. And
(02:09):
I think that it should be that the person who
goes second, since they'll already have had around and some
more time to practice and more time to prepare, they
cannot repeat any questions in their their version. So the
mterview in the gymterview have to be entirely different questions
maybe similar topics if you want, if you want.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But are any questions off limits?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, I mean, I guess if there's anything I ask
you don't want to answer, you don't have to what
happens if I don't answer. There's no repercussions for this.
You don't shoot me down the just an interview.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like Sweeney Todd when he slides people down the chair.
You're inspired?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Are you all right? I'm stalin.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Go ahead, do your worst. No, it's not bad, it's
not It's not like that. I tried to. I tried to.
I tried to compile through my own knowledge, through conversation
that you and I have had throughout the last couple
of days, and just thinking about perhaps questions that I
don't know the answer to, boy, because I really wanted
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this to be a legitimate interview.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, all right, so there are no particular order, by
the way, so we can do this however you'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I mean, you're you're a boss, right.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So so, Emily, thank you for joining me here today.
You're welcome. Has anybody ever told you that you're quite beautiful? Wow?
She swears, it's just quinn. I only had a couple
hours for the interview, but I'll sit here all day
with you.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, I am, I'm bleuched.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I'm you know, we date right, Okay, we got four
dogs home. I know what it's like, laundrys and drown.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'll have dogs with you. Yeah. If you talk to
me like that, I'll have a lot more than dogs
with you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Hey, hey, kids are listening.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, let's okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, the empty view begins. No,
maybe your favorite Spanish word? Oh my god, I really
like going you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, interesting, I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, of all the words in the Spanish language, it's
just like it's it's it.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Gets energy out of my body. It's fulfilling.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
And when I was growing up, my family and my
mom and a lot of people around would say got
aho And I thought it was a bad word. But
isn't it Yeah, people use it like that, but it
actually means, oh, I know what it is you do. Yeah,
it's like a certain part of a sailboat. It's a
part of the ship. Yeah, it's like what the It's
like what where they do the bird's eye view?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The guy stands and.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Goes land ho So isn't it like thet our hose?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Go climb the fricking pole?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, god knows a good one. What is your favorite
theme park ride? Oh? My god?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, if you know me, you know I love theme
park rides. I also love to put people on theme
park rides that either don't like them or afraid of them.
So depending on who I'm riding with, I think it'll change.
Like I love to ride Tower of Terror with people
who don't like drop rides. That's evil anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
But I would say that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Since rides have evolved so much every year, like when
the new rides come out, like new technology really surprises me.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
So I would say that my.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Current favorite ride, taking into account all rides I've ever ridden, right,
and I've written some sketchy rides like a ride, and
also some great ones too. Yeah, but I mean even
the sketchy ones were great. Like I'm talking about on
the top of a mountain in Spain, like held together
by glue and we got stuck and like attracted the
attention of the part.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Anyway, I have video of this.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But my current favorite ride and attraction is in Universal
and it's the Hagrids roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I think it's where dueling Dragons used toeah or is
it an Islands? I love that ride.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is it an Islands or universe?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's in islands where doueling Dragons.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Us Islands of Adventure.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, and let's just say I don't want to give
it away, but like I want to spill the.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Teat good to know that it's your favorite. I was
curious because I've I know how many theme parks that
you've been to, and you have talked to me about
so many. And I know that the Hagrids ride impacted you,
but I know the Gardens of the Galaxy ride also
impacted you. But you're also a diehard Haunted Mansion fan,
so I didn't know what was the answer?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, So, for example, everything you just said is true, Like,
of course I love the Haunted Mansion. Not only was
it one of my brother's favorites, and you know, I
want it to be just like Kim G. But I
love Haunted Shit. It runs in the family, and it's
just a classic. You know, it's a franchise, but it's
not your favorite ride.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm gonna give you a real answer.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, and then and then the Guardians of the Galaxy
of course, like fun fun fun, right, And the Hagrid's Ride.
Let's just say it combines to elements of rides that
I've never experienced combined before, and it truly shocked me.
So that advance in technology floored like my riding experience.
(07:25):
So I would that's why I really say Hagrid's roller Coaster.
But they just opened a new Dinosaur one that they
said is outrageous, right, Okay, Now for the actual answer. Oh, overall,
if I had to pick a number one favorite ride
based on these factors, first impression, right, okay, overall over
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the years, how does it hold up?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Like is it still fun if you ride it today? Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And uniqueness?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, Okay, So overall, I would have to say and
also take into account like when you're younger and you
write a ride for the first time, it's like imprints
as a memory, so it's more like of a nostalgic thing.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, right, so I would have to say that.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
It's the Hulk.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What I know. I'm gonna tell you why. Wait what
I thought maybe you might say Space Mountain or I
love Space. I've never heard you talk about the Hulk. Okay,
not at all. I hate this is what we're here for.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Please, I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I used to love roller coaster Tycoon, right, Okay, even
to this day. It is the roller coaster with one
of the biggest Cobra rolls, which is the one where
you go up and then you do a half loop
and then a half loop down and back down.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Feel I don't know if you guys know, but this
question was intentional because Emily loves her roller coasters.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I feel like it's so classic, like it's a classic
roller coaster design, like it's not trying to hide anything
about it. Yeah, you know what I mean, has that
little underwater component. It's right in the center of the
park like, oh, you know what I mean, like this
core ride right, and then if you've ever been on
the Hulk, you know that blast off it's so unassuming
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because you're just in the line and everything's fine, and
then you get in the thing and you're like, oh,
look there's just a little tube and it's you know,
you don't really have any prep for it, and the
launch is so fast that it like it just.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Takes your breath away.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I love it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So I think that overall it just gets perfect score
because the didn't try too hard, but the uniqueness is perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It always lasts. You know, the Hulk's got to take it.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Sorry, I know that was a really long winded answer,
but I'm passionate.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow, I'm so happy that I asked that. Okay, number two,
what is the craziest cosmetic surgery that you've ever considered craziest,
like for vanity for any reason asthmetic, it couldn't be medical.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Like for example, I know I have a big nose
and like I joke about it all the time, but
never in my wildest dreams have I ever entertained any
kind of surgery. You know me, like I have wrinkles
on my forehead, and I know that if I do
peels and things like that, I could take better care
of my skin. Right, I'm starting moisturize more. Okay, Helena,
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but you know who you are. But I really genuinely
haven't considered it. If anything, I'm actually too closed minded
to it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Saying like, I'm just curious if you were, like, I
don't know, if I could, i'd grow really long fingers
to do two octaves on a piano, like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I mean, now I might think about that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've heard about some people recently who are like getting
it was a surgery meant to be done for some
medical reason that I can't remember now. Both breaks are something,
but the people are elongating their lives.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
And I'm like, okay, well, well.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
As long as he does better Forten granted on a
dog suit.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I mean, why not at this point woolf wolf anyway?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Know, yeah, I don't think so, Okay, what's one instrument
you wish you knew how to play that's easy?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Like a would wind like trumpet or clarinet.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh, trumpet is brass like I've always wanted to play
trumpet really bad, So I would honestly probably say trumpet
because I like exploring with instruments so I can make sounds.
I like instruments that, even though I suck it maybe
I don't know what I'm doing, I can get a
sound out of it. Trumpet and like violin are some
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of those instruments that I don't even I can't even
comprehend how you could begin to get out over that
initial learning curve.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
How come you've never asked me to teach you some
like basics of violin. I feel like once you understood
the basics of like pasture, yeah, which is really like
posture is so underrated when it to I feel like
the music world, because it's incredible that a lot of
us are self taught, and now with like YouTube and
so many things out there, we really can teach herself
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so many things. But like I became fifty percent better
as a violinist when I adjusted my posture. So I
feel like if I just gave you like the baseline
of like this is how you hold it and this
is how you can draw different time, I feel like
you'd rip.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
We actually did do that when we started dating, Like
you taught me about the frog and the thing, and
we had like a little lesson like that obviously, like
you know, for fun one day, and it opened my
eyes a lot. But you know, even with that, it's
just you know, you go up to a piano, you
can touch a note, even with the wrong posture, it's
gonna sound like a note.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's the thing about fretless stewing instruments. Yeah, to me,
similar to brass instruments like trombone, those instruments where it's like.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Just the slightest, slightest I know, like slightest miss your finger,
even just a slight adjustment of like the shape of
your finger and you're playing a different.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And then with instruments that you blow into you have
the ombiture, the which is the word for like the
way that you put your mouth, the way that you
blow the air where the blow, where the blow, where
the air, where the air comes out of, and how
it goes into the instrument. And like I've played around
with saxophone and read instruments like the ones that have
the flat little wood thing, and those are really hard
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but even still easier to get a sound out of
than a trumpet.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
And it hurts. Trumpet hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, I respect trumpet. I respect trump bone a.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Lot, and you know, I love jazz, so it's such
a prominent instrument, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
But anyway, so yeah, I would love to freaking be
like playing you know, six or eight with my left
hand and freaking like blowing on a trumpet in the
right hand.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know, don't think you should. I think if I think,
if any if anybody could, it's you.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I appreciate it. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, what's your biggest motivator?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh? External things?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Unfortunately, not unfortunately, because it is a beautiful way to exist,
you know, like in a sense of like, you know,
being around a lot of love, influenced by other people,
like for example, you are one of my biggest motivators.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
My family, you.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Know, the people that I really care about, people I
don't want to disappoint, which end up being those same people.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I think.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ultimately, a big part of my journey has been realizing
that I have to equally motivate myself and be a
driving force in my own life so that I can't
show up for those people in my life that means
so much to me more, you know, But yeah, i'd say,
you know, my family.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You the dogs, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That talks they do, you know, you see the little
faces and litly cliquely and Leona Kitty, she's but anyway, yeah, yeah,
a lot of things motivate me.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I just gotta look at them.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, musicians and music are out loud. What would you
do for a living?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
A living?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I wouldn't be alive. Okay, well you probably would.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Have you ever seen footloose? Okay, stop the music, you
can't stop it? Come on, Okay. Honestly, honestly, I think
it's really hard to imagine a world where there's music.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I get it. I'm just trying to get to the question.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
If it's not a thing, I would probably be a
rebel or somebody trying to go against the cause and
get music reinstated. Okay, if we can keep music. But
I had to do another career because I just can't
imagine a world music.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Well, it's not that it doesn't exist, it's just a legal.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I say, how little.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
See my brain can't even come like music.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I love nature, you know, I love creat being creative.
I don't know, maybe i'd like write poems about how
sad I was there was no music.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay, I have a question, what do you think would
be a good This is not the jumpter, no, but
what would be a good candidate for me?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I can't answer that. I'm just the interviewer, and here
it was flirting with you. You can still flirt, Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Something creative. Maybe i'd have to seek another passion.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I feel like you'd be a visual artist, or just
have a ton.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Of kids and they can be my best creations.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh that's so cute. Okay, don't play music, good luck.
I only want to.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I'm just kidding. Twenty two, twenty two is fine. I
want to.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Two hundred two children, okay, three three? Maybe three tops?
Okay do you say three hundred No? No, three kids,
forty dogs? Okay. What's the best advice that you've ever received?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Holy shit? Well is there a dunce?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Not all of them?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
The best advice I've ever received so far, follow your gut.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Your gut doesn't lie.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's just one of those things that's like if something
feels off or you know, there are decisions that you
really have to examine in your life, and it may
not be the right decision in the moment. Oh man,
who were we talking to this about recently? That it's
like sometimes, Oh, we were talking about destiny or something
like that, and it's like at a wedding.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And we were at a wedding and congrat sucks. I'm
kelseye them.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And we were talking about how well people interpret destiny
as like only good things happening to you in your life, right,
but it could be bad things too, like you know,
quote unquote if you believe in destiny, like not everything
is good in a life. There's good stuff and bad stuff, right,
But I feel like your gut is something that's never
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going to be like something that you can put on paper,
like weighing out a decision. But if you're in tune
with that intuition, it won't lead you astray, even if
it seems like it's the wrong decision in the moment
that makes sense. Yeah, even from something simple like wanting
to change majors in college, like in that moment in
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my life, which I did in my moment, in that
moment in my life, that was a really big decision
for me, and I felt like it was going to
be a lot more of an impactful decision in my
life than it was. And ultimately I didn't know what
to do, but I went with my gut and I
had doubts for a while, but I know now that was.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The right thing to do. That what would you like
your legacy to be?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Joy even like my music?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Like when people somebody that i'd really really care about
just passed away, and everybody that I talked to about
him was like, you know, it just makes me feel
better to like sit around and like tell stories about him,
you know what I mean. And I feel like in
a way music can do that, you know, like music
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can I won't be here and you'll be able to
or whoever you know you're outlive me, bitch, I won't
be here, and like you can listen to my music
and like I can, a piece of me will always
be there with you. But memories and like time spent
with people and making people happy and laugh, like that's
that's a great legacy to have because then they emulate
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those traits of yours and like push them forward.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, I'm crying because you just lost somebody that
means a lot to.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You, you know, And I can't reach these issues in
this chair, will stop creaking.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I swear I'm not farting.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I just need a screwdriver. You want to take a second, No,
I'm fine, Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Fucking interview.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Take a quick break for everybody. Okay, we'll be back,
all right. So maybe a little lighter, Yes, please lightly?
That would be great, Al write a little lighter. What
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is your favorite way to spend a day off?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh, it depends on the day. If it's sunny and
it's nice, surfing with family, with friends. There's not enough
hours of the day creating music, But that would be
that I would I would be alone, barbecue, going to
a theme park and riding the whole a bunch of
different things.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, I know that you've traveled a lot. I know
that you've been to a lot of really cool places.
But and so that means that most of the time
we're talking about places that I want to go to
that that I haven't been to yet.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Most of the time you've been to.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But I'm curious, what is the next place on your
travel bucket list?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
A lot of places I visited I visited when I
was younger, you know, so I don't have a lot
of memories. So I feel like I would honestly like
Africa and maybe Japan or somewhere in Asia of Japan.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's on my that's on my travel bucket list, like
pretty pretty close up.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And I'll go back to Egypt any day. Egypt amazing
love that.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What's the worst gift you've ever received? Ooh my period?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Someone say that's the best gift. I mean, I can't
even use it. We can't even make babies, so we
can make babies. I love being a woman. But you know,
it doesn't have to be a fucking murder scene.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Everybody. You know, weird that we haven't found a way
around that. If you could tell your past self only
one thing, what would it be.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
To focus on learning how to love yourself more sooner
you don't think that maybe everything happens isn't shit. Yeah,
that was like the anchor to that thought, Like as
the silence was ruminating, that thought was about to come
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out of my face. But uh, you said if I could, Yeah,
and I guess you could say that about anything, you know.
I mean, like, let's be real, I'd be like, take
those fucking brains out of your hair and stop wearing
multicolored socks, like get it together, girl, all.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Right, so you tell your past stuff to take the
brakes up. Do you believe in karma?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
First of all, you know, I believe in everything and nothing,
but I do believe in karma. But I believe also
that maybe there are multiple definitions to karma, right, Like
some people believe that karma is you know, you get
back what you put out right, So like do good
good coming to you? You know, things like that, or
you do something bad, Karma's gonna get you, si and bitch,
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you know what I'm saying. Whatever, And I think that
that's a very real thing, like if you put goodness
in the world, you attract that and vice versa. But
I heard karma being in described in another way by MITIASA. Stefano,
which was essentially like the fulfillment of your soul, your destiny.
So like when quote unquote karma comes back to get you,
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it's not because oh you're bad, let me slap you
on the hand. You're not learning this lesson, You're not
overcoming this lesson that you are here to overcome.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That is your karma.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like you're gonna keep getting smacked in the face with
this lesson aka your karma until you're like, all right,
let me do it the right way, let me progress
through it, so that then good things will turn around
instead of like continuous chaos.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah. Interesting. What is your favorite quality about yourself? Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Gosh ooh, I like like how strange my mind can get,
Like how I can entertain myself merely with like thoughts.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
That's an interesting reply.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
So you like your mind?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, because it's also a quality of myself that nobody else.
It's to experience, right, So it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Because you don't share it, or because because only you
are witness to your relationship with yourself for sure?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well, yes, yes, in the same way truly, Yes, you
can witness so much relationship with themselves. Sometimes people will, Yes,
but display you're never gonna hear my daily inner dialogue,
my dated my thoughts that rush quickly, you know what
I mean? Like those kinds of things that create.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Do you think those are your your favorite those are
your favorite quality about yourself?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Nose?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
In my relationship with myself, I've realized my favorite quality
is how my brain just weird shit comes into it
and it's like it entertains me. Like I'll look at
something and just like a random thing. Why do you
think I'm obsessed with?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Would you rather? Those are just my thoughts? Yeah, I
know you're And then I decide to just say them
out loud.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
It's I'm not fast with them because I'm fast with
them because I have this whole dialogue.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, cool? What is your favorite nickname that someone
has given you and how did you get it?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, we all know one of my nicknames was alien shrimp,
and that became you know, my company, right because I
am the alien shrimp. Yeah, I am weird and small
and from outer space. A. No, that's not my favorite nickname.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
That is a nickname.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's a good one, but I know that it's a
real cop out and it's super stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Like, well, here's another good one.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Like my godmother calls me findings findings. Yeah why, I
don't know if ding findings nothing?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
She just like made it up? How does she use it?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
My findings? Hey, muffin dings. My mom used to call
me chiky fleet. But I will say, oh, some people
like would call me like like eminem or whatever. You know, Okay,
but I just like to plain in simple MD you
get that, m I mean, I feel like it's like
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the most common name like gem for you, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Like I have my favorite nickname of myself.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
No, but I like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I like it when.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
People feel comfortable enough to call me M not comfortable enough,
but like it's just something that seems like it suits me,
you know, like just I'm you know, yeah, just be
you're cuting.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Uh. If you had a never ending candle of only
one cent, what would it be?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Oh, Emily, what what I'm thinking? I like a lot
of smells.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, I like really.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Fresh, clean smells.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You could have a never ending candle of only one cent,
any scent in the world.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Oh my god, choos fun.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I know yours would be the volcanop you you don't
know what mine would. But I can't ask you the
same questions on the gem, so no one's ever gonna know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Okay, I can tell you. You can always ask me here
off the record. Okay, off the record, I'll answer after
you answer.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, one cent. It would have to be.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It would have to be like a natural scent found
in nature, like lavender that's very calming, that's not going
to like be intrusive every day, because like I love
pine smell.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I love that smell, but I don't want to smell
every day.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Maybe like a eucalyptus or a lavender, like something that
has dual use that is like calming and pleasing that
I also really enjoy the smell.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I love that. Okay, okay, thanks.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
You want to know what mine would be?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah? You know you know when I clean? Yeah, what
the house smells like? Delic like clean house. Yeah, that
would be my never ending. Oh that's awesome. But when
I clean, right, your clean clean house, my clean clean
house smell is like wow.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, it's giving. Gwyneth Paltrow Goop, Vagina candle, but clean House.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Gems, Clean House, Gems Clean Clean.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
House, Gems Clean, Clean House parentheses, No vagina parentheses, Gwyneth Paltrow,
You okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
No nothing with Gwyneth Just gemps clean, Gems, Clean, clean House, smell.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Gems cream clean creep.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
How can how can a clam cram in a clean
How can a how can a clam cram in a
clean cream? Can?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
How about gems Germ Germ, No Gems, Germ free Gems, Germs,
Gem Andy's Germ, gem Jem Gems Germ Gem Gems Germ jem,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Candle, No.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Bye, candle.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right, what's the worst smell in the world?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh, you know what, I actually what I mean. I'm
sure it's like rotting flesh or something for you, but
you've seen me smell the worst smell I've ever smelled
in my life, which was that day when we moved
into our new crim and there was, for whatever reason, uh,
a trash can like one of the city woes that
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got full of water from the rain, and there were
like I must have been there for like yeah, but
there were like flowers.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It was rotten flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
It was like plants that were wet and they got
moldy and it was like just enough water that it
was like stewing around in there, like molding it and
hot and and so I just.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe you have to do this over.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I literally just opened the I'm like like, oh, God,
like like literally, actually, body, that exactly what it's like.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
And then I think I tried to dip it over, like.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
The water spilled on me or so. It's just it
was so disgusting. I knew exactly you were talking. Smell up.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't want to go up into the mic.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh my god, know I know what to prank you with.
That's not as you have to think of the most
creative insult that you can think of right now, fun sucking.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Pool, draining toenails smell. Yes, that's really hard.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
That's really hard. That was that's not fast?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The most creative insult. I need to heard how people
would insult each other before we would curse each other cursing?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Was it like you said? Creative?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, creative insult like I hope you'll grow boils on
your ass and your arms be too short short to
reach them.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Oh, okay, ask me one more time. I know now
that I understand the concept. Didn't give me instructions you
already you give me another chance. Come on, please?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Please? Sorry, moving on? Please? What would be your superpower
going back in time? Ten seconds? So I could say
this time traveler? Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Bet?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Question if if if you were an animal, what animal
would you be in? Why? Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Uh shit? Probably one that could fly and live long
enough to have a family. Oh my god, babe, you're
really in that family mood? How you're over he's doing.
I don't want to be a mosquito, although in retrospect,
if one day is my whole life. Then I guess
it'll feel like an eternity.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But right, you don't know the difference.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Like I want to walk around and chill for a sec.
Pop out from chill.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
If you were an animal, maybe like a maybe, like
a like a big ass bird, like a like like
an eagle or falcon.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Or something.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Maybe like a maybe like a big ass.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
It's gonna be to interview.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, i'd be well, oh well i'd be.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
If I were an animal? What animal would I lie? Okay?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
And why uh?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
You don't even have to ask? You pretty much are
lie Leo literal. You're very proud of it that you
would run this ship. Your hair is Gorgina, Gorgina.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's it. That's the only Leonian qualities I have.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What about their power? Have you ever seen lions cuddle?
Have you ever seen them protective family? Have you ever
seen the lion king?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
You'd be a lion?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, thank ladybug I love I love that. It'd probably
be some kind of a line. Okay. If I were
a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
The strawberry?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And what would I sound like as a fruit? Yep? Oh,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Strawberry looking like cute little freckles, that's awesome, little green hair,
beautiful shape, you can bite, you have a little tangy,
a little sweet.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I got an answer. If you want all of a
sudden from the forties in salad, puppy in the mouth.
I love to go on romant. Today's to be a
chocolate Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Cue little strawberry green hair.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, I carry you around, put little glasses on you.
Oh the straw berry with glasses. I'd be a strawberry
and I really want to eat, but I think you'd
say something more.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It's just like to me, strawberries are They're aesthetically pretty right,
which but they're so basic they're not What do you
want to be a freaking dragon fruit?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Maybe I want to be a freaking Durian.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I identify as a pomegranate.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Okay, that's good to know. Yeah you have pomegranates.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Go ahead. If brain drops were in a thing, what
do you wish fell from the sky? Mm hmm?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I mean liquid gold?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Bitch? What why gold? Owl? Why gold? Yeah? Why liquid gold? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Why would you want to I don't know?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Gold? When you can have it? Rain meat balls, soft serve?
Can you mac gie?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Can you money? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Gold cure for cancer. I'm sorry, cancer. Sorry, I'm an interviewer.
Cancer going to rain down.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It's your world. We're just living in it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay, I would make it rain down a substance that
cures all diseases from everybody on the planet.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Something else would kill us all. Anyway, Why are burgers
called burgers and not patty sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Okay, So they're called burgers because actually, Jean Bursch invented
the method of making this ship up.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I was like, no way.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Like John burst the house.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, and think about it. Burger just sandwiches. They're they're
sandwich meat, meat patties. They're patty sandwich meat, patty sandwiches.
Why don't we call them son?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
So hamburger. I don't know, we shouldn't. Maybe that word
means something in another language. Why do they fucking call
a pickle of pickle and not a pickled cucumber and
all the other pickle things are called the pickled thing
that they are.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's true because you could have a pickled cucumber.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
You're gonna have to look up it's called a burger.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You didn't do the research. Now I want to know
it's called a burger. No, I was just curious, curious
to somebody go google it?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, okay, if your phone could talk, what's the most
embarrassing thing it would say about you?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Get me out of your ass? Like you say every day,
I always put it in the back of my pants.
Probably sees my ass cracked more than anybody, and I
show my ass cracked a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't touch 'm's phone because she's so little and
usually her pants are falling down.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I'm very hygienic. It's just that's not a place hygenic
but also not healthy. My mom is probably listening.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
To get away from your other. Yeah, no, it's it's
I'm not even so much worried about your ovaries as
much as I am. Like feces to face.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Fiefe's to face, got a drag queenfeeeece feces to face proximity.
I mean, I don't know how you think I'm going
poop poop, but I don't poop up my ass.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
No, but you can't help it, like even as you
pass gas, like just poop particles just.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Be flying around, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Remember that part you said you're not that you're just
the interview Okay, are you trying to Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Anyway, I love you. My phone would say, get me
out of your ass. Okay. What do you think happens
when we die?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I would love to know? Or would I again? I
really will say again. I believe in everything and nothing,
so I'm not sure. I think there are a lot
of possibilities, but I don't think this is it. Maybe
it's not you know what we wish it were in
the sense of some kind of experience we can understand.
Maybe it's something altogether different. Maybe we become one big
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consciousness and we can just connect without any kind of
language or physical form. Maybe it's more like a spiritual journey.
Maybe there is a place that you go. Maybe it's
just lights out.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But when it happens, we'll find out, right, So I'd
love to think about it until then, but I try
not to stay up too late thinking about it. Love
that there's enough bullshit to figure out here before worrying
about death.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
I just don't want it.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
What's that quote? It's like, I'm not scared of that.
I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Just let me know all right.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
You can only smoke weed with one of them, Uncle
Snoop Snoop dog or the voice of God himself Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh Snoop DOGG. Really yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Easy peasy?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Like where is he? Let's go? Okay, moving on. What
is the scariest that you've ever done? Tell my family
about you? Yikes? Moving God. Do you believe in the
second chances? Yes? Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I believe we're human and everybody messes up and deserves
a second chance. But I do think that at some
point you'll be lying to yourself if you continue to
enable a certain kind of behavior a person preach.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
But I do believe in second chance.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's just not fourth Jason, right or twenty fourth right? Right? Right?
How do you define beauty?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Right next to me?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You love me? Today is almost my birthday. I always
love me extra I love John's Birthday is a holiday
in M's life. And it's it's lovely, I really like.
I can't complain, but it's and I didn't ask for it.
It's a pleasant surprise, but it's I don't know what
you're talking about. I just showed up here for an interview.
(39:37):
My girlfriend's gonna be pissed and I'm flirting with you.
So I hope this isn't live. She will be pissed
at your finding. Do you know her? Please don't tell
her about this.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
I can imagine, okay, I can imagine if you were
dating somebody you think she's pretty Okay, No, ask me
about my phone again.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
It would say, take it out of my.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Is there anything that you regret not doing in the
last year. Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, I regret not doing things every day, but we're
changing that doing more of those things.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Anything in specific, exercise.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I've recently started exercising, and it needs to be a
part of my daily life.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Love that. What is one thing you would do if
you were guaranteed not to fail?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Heal the world?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Love that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
But then what would happen to our existence? According to Messius,
it's definitely would need I didn't say.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I didn't say end wars or resolve conflicts, or I
said heal the world.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Then? I think that.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
There's no thing is achieving perfection a perfect peace. But
there is balance and equilibrium, and there are things that humanity,
for whatever reason, that I don't know that I think
about oftentimes is extreme and violently like I don't know
(41:10):
how to explain, like trying to destroy each other instead
of working together more. You know, like there's a lot
of negativity that I feel like manifests itself in disease
and lifestyle and government and violence. And if I knew
(41:32):
that without fail, I could, you know, put some balance
in order, then I feel like a lot of things
would be fixed. I don't know, maybe it's naive, but
obviously you said without fail yep, and that was a
great answer. I mean, I'd also love to get a
gold medal, but I'm trying to be selfless here.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
You should just be yourself. What's the worst date that
you've ever been on? Ooh?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
I mean technically it's not a date, but like something
that happened with a partner of mine that was bad.
I can't tell the story. Let me, let me not,
let me not, let me go back, ask me, no,
you know what it is, but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I can't. I'm not going to talk about that. Oh
why I didn't know that was the answer. I mean,
that's a pretty bad day. What it was pretty yeah? Yeah,
it was pretty bad now and now I feel like
you should say it no, no, no, like at least
like go, you don't have to like give details about
who it was or anything like that. You could just
give a.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Rough no, it's a private thing.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Oh it's so good. And now we've teased them about it.
That's fine, they can wonder maybe I'll say it in
another episode. So it's so like nobody wishes this would
ever happen in them that but yeah, it's just hard.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Because you know, like as you know, like at some
point I did date men, you know, certain men and
uh women, and obviously, like you know, my love of
women is way different than my appreciation of my time
with men, right yeah, but but it's also really different
(43:02):
to date women and men. So like I just constantly
think of like experiences where like I had no issue
with the person, but I felt like holding hands with
them or like any kind of PDA or anything like
that like makes me kind of feel like you're on fire,
like somebody's looking at you. I just remember like feeling
that way when I kind of like started to actually
go on dates, you know what I'm saying, women with women,
(43:25):
right Like, I felt like that whole like, oh shit,
like be more careful in public, Whereas like I never
felt that with dudes, if anything, it was like, oh good,
I'm like, you know, under the radar or whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You know, they don't expect a thing. No, not like that,
Like you, I felt gent there.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Even sometimes to this day that you and I are
in public and I'm maybe like have my guard down
and just have my arm around you or something, and
I'll catch a look from someone and a pang of
that feeling will come through me, like oh fuck, like
I forgot to some people.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
This isn't just normal, right it is? You know, yeah,
totally all right. You're stranded on an island and you
can only take three things with you.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Okay, Well I'm taking you because you count for like
three hundred things. Because you're very resourceful. As a team,
we can survive way longer. Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like,
the team's like.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Like we'll be off. We'll be off the island in an.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Hour if I bring you, so maybe not an hour,
but we'll definitely survive and we'll definitely exactly, so that's
a no brainer. I always vote myself in those situations
because I also feel like I'm the least expected to
survive because if you just look at me or you
make a snap judgment.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
You don't actually know how I work. You would think
I'm not a valuable player. But that's actually my advantage,
got it because right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
But you're not the You're not like the unsuspecting one
in any kind of way, because everybody would bring you to.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
The island too, everybody that knew me.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Yeah, okay, that's number one.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
I would take.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
My next two items are as follows because and you
can't now abridge your question.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
You did not specify how.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
The items are getting there, what size the three that's
you're not you're not telling me.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I'm a person.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
I'm getting the things.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
There items Okay, listen, I don't count as Okay, great,
here are my next three items. I'm gonna take a
granola bar because this is how confident I am in
my next two items. I'm bringing a long distance long
range industrial industrial radio tower slash cell phone tower, and
I'm gonna bring a radio and I'm gonna eat my
granola bar. I'm gonna make a little calm we say, hey, guys, come.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Pick me up. So how's that? Put that in your
pipe and smoke it, amterview. I cannot wait for my
revenge Wait, I'm behaving so well this entire episode really
making it about you. Wait till it's about me.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I remember, I'm the one right the questions, so I
would be nervous if I were you.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I'm good, all right, all right, all right? What job
do you have into your version of hell? Just say,
don't make so many options?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Oh, like a slaughterhouse like France.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I knew, I knew what you were gonna say that.
It's funny because I wrote these. I was gonna say,
like Trump's assistant. But that's funny too.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I mean, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Like particularly wax assholes, but I'll do that all day.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh yeah, I'll wax an asshole over being a butcher, right,
or like a slaughter or like.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
And I can even get creative with the ass waxing
because I can like put shapes.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
And ship Okay, okay, so yeah, I agree, Butcher, No, gohodka,
you were frozen in time for one hundred years? What
is your first question upon awakening? Dude?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Is it assumed that?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I mean, I mean, obviously i'd be like, is my
family and my partner fucking dead or alive?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
And are they frozen with me. That's a perfectly, perfectly
safe answer.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I'd be like, where the fuck am I?
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Like?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
How who froze me? Who froze me?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Bitch? That's your first question? Who froze me?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
No, I'd be like why where am I? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (47:11):
That's your first question? Which one is it? Where's my partner?
Where's my friend?
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I mean like it would be like a rap. What
would you do for?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
My first question would probably be like, it's.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Cool, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
That's not a question, that's a statement. What's your first question?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Is?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
It?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Probably? Where am I? Get a fucking sense of where
I am?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Then I'll figure out where everybody else is, and then
I'm going after revenge for whoever fucking froze me for
one hundred years?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
What if they did do a favor? What if now
you've survived the apocalypse?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
You think I want to survive?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
If everyone I love is dead and I don't know
how to use a flark phone, which is I'm imagining
the version of the iPhone that all exists one hundred years.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I have no idea, but I've always wondered that I've
always wondered if I would be grateful if I survived
something that everyone I loved didn't fuck that no, never
heard of survivor's guilt. Yes, but also who knows? Okay,
you never know. I mean, like, who's to say that
you couldn't build a perfectly happy life meeting new people
in journy? I just I don't know. It's like the
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whole thing, like, what's your life turney supposed to be? Anyway?
What's something really cool that you've done that no one
was around to see?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Probably, Like like when I'm practicing music, like drums or
something and I like get like a fill or like
this thing that I've never done before, and I'm like, yes,
I got it, and like most of the time there's
nobody there, but then eventually hopefully if I work on
it enough, you can I can put it on a
stage demonstry. But the process, I guess, like the process
(48:34):
of me figuring out I can do these things and
like where you're on them.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's really cool? Love that there are two types of
people in this world?
Speaker 4 (48:42):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Creative people and.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Artists?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
And you're asking me, like you're asking me to if
I could, like what I think the two types of
people are in the world.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
People say that. People always say there are two types
of people in the world. They're these people and these people.
Like there are two types of people in the world.
The people who eat taco bell have great taste. People
who don't eat taco bell have terrible taste.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, I think like people who can speak art and
be creative and people who can't. And there's not a
better or a worse one. It's just people who are
people who are artistic and people who are not. By
the way, artistic can mean making a meal and plaiting
the flower a little different and being able to talk
about it and enjoying it, or you know, going out
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for a walk and arranging the sticks in a funny way.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Like I think it's the way that you see the
world and your brain works.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
And you approach it. Also right, experience, experience it. If
you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing,
what would that one thing be, work on themselves? I
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love that.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, all right. What moment of your life are you
proudest of so far? Oh? When I got to give
my grandma my first album. Oh yeah, proud of the
moment of giving it to her. Proud of like you're
having your first album, the moment, the moment.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Of giving it to her.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I have a video of it and her reading the
whole booklet, and like the last thing is like, you know,
thanking her and dedicating a portion of it to her.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, And now that she's gone, I realize how important
it was and how important it will be because there's
a lot of.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Things that you won't be here for, you know. I
love that almost didn't cry again.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Right, what's the hardest part about being part of a
very public, famous family.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh, being part of a very public, famous family, there's
a lot of beautiful things.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Luckily, you know, no family is perfect.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We have our stuff, but we love each other really,
really hard, and that has been the saving grace throughout
any hardship that comes with the public.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
I think the hardest moments.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Have been moments of fear, like where you feel threatened
either by a person, somebody that may need mental assistance,
or you know, has an obsession that turns into something
that becomes dangerous. We have had a couple of those moments.
You know, You've been there for a few of them,
you know, Yeah, calls over and over and over and
over and over and over and over, even if you
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try to block threats of death. Things like that, no
matter how much you try to believe that they can't
lead anywhere, they are really scary.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
So things like that are scary.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Everything else we can kind of handle if we join
together and you know, come from it as from a
place of love and as a family and just human
beings like everybody is.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
But those things can get a little scary.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, people don't realize the that sometimes you have to
pay when you are when you are in the light.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Limelight like that.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And last, and certainly not least, Oh boy, do you
believe in aliens? Oh? Of course, truly truly you truly
truly believe without a shadow of a doubt, there are
other beings I think that that are making their way
towards us, or maybe not.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Or I think that it is.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
So improbable that there isn't any other life out there.
I think that also we naively and from an egocentric
place as human beings, associates life with something that it isn't.
Life can be planked in, life can be a bacteria,
(52:55):
you know, like we are always like expecting to see
these figures that are like near representations of what we are,
but like just scary enough that we can put him
in a movie and like tell stories about them. It's like,
no life can be an ocean with a reef in it,
that can be extraterrestrial life. Like, absolutely there are aliens.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
There are, though I mean maybe they're not the dudes.
I I personally they're not the dude.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
I personally have happened to think that there are even
maybe here with us, and have been for a while.
But of course, without a shadow of a doubt, there
is life somewhere else in this crazy galaxy and all
the other ones.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Wow. Well, as an interview, I give you an al
Have you killed it? I have killed it with those
but get ready out to view.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yay, and actually, baby, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
Honestly, that was my favorite interview I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, right it is.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Are you easy on the eye? But I love those
questions and you did them with care, so I hope
I did you proud. But speaking, I can't believe you
ended with that question because speaking about life on other planets,
I might be sharing some news with y'all right now,
Space News. Earthlings and earth Loans, Welcome to Space. News
(54:13):
could aging wine become the first major space manufacturing business.
Wine is one of humanity's oldest products. We've been drinking
it for thousands of years and likely will continue to
do so for thousands more. But one of the secrets
of wine is that it is primarily considered to.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Get better with age, unlike me.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
What that means for wine makers is that they could
potentially dramatically profit from simply holding a large inventory of
a good stock for longer. But where one obvious difficulty
with this process is that it simply takes time, and
despite humanity's best efforts, we haven't developed a foolproof way
to speed up the aging process. Hence the interest generated
(54:52):
when an experiment on the International Space Station hinted at
a potential way to do so.
Speaker 7 (54:59):
Okay, hold on, because this is where he gets really good.
The experiment called Mission WISE is an acronym that stems
from Latin Vitis venom in Spetium EXPERIMENTA, or in more
humble English, the grape wine in the Distance experiment.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Come on, guy, seriously, I can tell you that's a
mission I will not be signing up for unless we
find a way to reverse it, and it'll make me younger,
then we'll take that shit to shark tank. Two super
moons in August mean double the stargazing fun.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
It's two moons from a baby.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
The Cosmos is offering up a double feature in August,
a pair of supermoons culminating in a red blue moon.
The first show is August first, and the moon is
brighter and bigger than normal. That's because it's closer than usual,
just two hundred and twenty two thousand, one hundred and
fifty nine miles away, thus achieving the super moon label.
(55:57):
The moon even closer the night of August thirtieth, a
scant two hundred and twenty two forty three miles distant.
Because it's the second moon in the same month, it's
called a blue moon. The last two times we saw
these supermoons was in twenty eighteen, and it's not gonna
happen again until two thousand and thirty seven. According to
(56:19):
Italians stronomer Jan Luca Massi, so grab your night chase
and halloway at that moon, baby, But you're not gonna
get burned.
Speaker 4 (56:25):
You might just feel the sudden urge to sing fleetwood
Mac and.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Twirl, Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
NASA finds key building blocks for life in a moon
of Saturn. This long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a
big boost. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building
block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy
surface of Saturn's moon and Celadus. The finding was based
on a review of data collected by NASA's Cassini probe.
(56:54):
Scientists previously found other minerals and organic compounds in the
injected ice grains, but not fparus, which is an essential
building block for DNA and RNA and is also found
in the bones and teeth of people, ill animals, ill
and ocean plankton ha ha. Simply put, life as we
know it would not be possible without phosphorus. Taco bell
(57:15):
or Beyonce and as of right now, only one of
those has been reported on Enceladus, will stay tuned or
Inceladus and this has been space news. Woo you see life,
another planet's baby phosphorus.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Incredible. Well, they don't have to talk about Ourrionce, so
I guess they're a little behind. I love you, I
love you too, Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
That was quite the thrill for me.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
You should do this for a living or something.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
No, I definitely shouldn't. I love you. I love you too,
and thank you all for joining us on the Ebterview.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
What I want to make sure you realize is that
next week, at this time, at this very place, will
be the Gemterview, and that's.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
What it's going to feel like.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Stay tuned to you next week. We love you.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
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I hate you the same. Let's go to man one,
ready for wondering.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Launch?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Hello, Hi? How are you swell on yourself? Great? Great?
We can count that as number one of what's to come.
What's that supposed to mean? Nothing? Nothing, nothing that you
should dread in the way that you just did. Just that.
It's the first of first question of many Have I
(00:53):
told you look stunning today? Wow? Do you think that's
going to alter the outcome of this episode? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Why do you think it has to do with the episode.
I'm just wondering. I can't tell my girlfriend she looks beautiful?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is it because it's the week of National Girlfriend Day?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I didn't even know that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
How comedian? What are you up to? Hernandez? Well, it
is with full delight and pleasure in my heart that
I welcome each and every one of you two. The
interview sponsored by jump Are you kidding? Oh? Lord?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
So this is an mterview. This is the view that
means I get a jumpterview. Yeah, you do get a jumpterview.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Now, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You do. But you know, as the person who gets
to go first, I would like to be able to
establish a rule. Okay, and I say that it's only fair.
It only just that since I am going first, which
includes the stress and the worry and the pressure of
being first, there should be some kind of advantage. And
(02:09):
I think that it should be that the person who
goes second, since they'll already have had around and some
more time to practice and more time to prepare, they
cannot repeat any questions in their their version. So the
mterview in the gymterview have to be entirely different questions
maybe similar topics if you want, if you want.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But are any questions off limits?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, I mean, I guess if there's anything I ask
you don't want to answer, you don't have to what
happens if I don't answer. There's no repercussions for this.
You don't shoot me down the just an interview.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like Sweeney Todd when he slides people down the chair.
You're inspired?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Are you all right? I'm stalin.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Go ahead, do your worst. No, it's not bad, it's
not It's not like that. I tried to. I tried to.
I tried to compile through my own knowledge, through conversation
that you and I have had throughout the last couple
of days, and just thinking about perhaps questions that I
don't know the answer to, boy, because I really wanted
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this to be a legitimate interview.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, all right, so there are no particular order, by
the way, so we can do this however you'd like.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I mean, you're you're a boss, right.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So so, Emily, thank you for joining me here today.
You're welcome. Has anybody ever told you that you're quite beautiful? Wow?
She swears, it's just quinn. I only had a couple
hours for the interview, but I'll sit here all day
with you.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, I am, I'm bleuched.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I'm you know, we date right, Okay, we got four
dogs home. I know what it's like, laundrys and drown.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'll have dogs with you. Yeah. If you talk to
me like that, I'll have a lot more than dogs
with you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Hey, hey, kids are listening.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, let's okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, the empty view begins. No,
maybe your favorite Spanish word? Oh my god, I really
like going you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, interesting, I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, of all the words in the Spanish language, it's
just like it's it's it.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Gets energy out of my body. It's fulfilling.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
And when I was growing up, my family and my
mom and a lot of people around would say got
aho And I thought it was a bad word. But
isn't it Yeah, people use it like that, but it
actually means, oh, I know what it is you do. Yeah,
it's like a certain part of a sailboat. It's a
part of the ship. Yeah, it's like what the It's
like what where they do the bird's eye view?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The guy stands and.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Goes land ho So isn't it like thet our hose?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Go climb the fricking pole?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, god knows a good one. What is your favorite
theme park ride? Oh? My god?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, if you know me, you know I love theme
park rides. I also love to put people on theme
park rides that either don't like them or afraid of them.
So depending on who I'm riding with, I think it'll change.
Like I love to ride Tower of Terror with people
who don't like drop rides. That's evil anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
But I would say that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Since rides have evolved so much every year, like when
the new rides come out, like new technology really surprises me.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
So I would say that my.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Current favorite ride, taking into account all rides I've ever ridden, right,
and I've written some sketchy rides like a ride, and
also some great ones too. Yeah, but I mean even
the sketchy ones were great. Like I'm talking about on
the top of a mountain in Spain, like held together
by glue and we got stuck and like attracted the
attention of the part.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Anyway, I have video of this.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But my current favorite ride and attraction is in Universal
and it's the Hagrids roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I think it's where dueling Dragons used toeah or is
it an Islands? I love that ride.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is it an Islands or universe?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's in islands where doueling Dragons.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Us Islands of Adventure.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, and let's just say I don't want to give
it away, but like I want to spill the.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Teat good to know that it's your favorite. I was
curious because I've I know how many theme parks that
you've been to, and you have talked to me about
so many. And I know that the Hagrids ride impacted you,
but I know the Gardens of the Galaxy ride also
impacted you. But you're also a diehard Haunted Mansion fan,
so I didn't know what was the answer?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, So, for example, everything you just said is true, Like,
of course I love the Haunted Mansion. Not only was
it one of my brother's favorites, and you know, I
want it to be just like Kim G. But I
love Haunted Shit. It runs in the family, and it's
just a classic. You know, it's a franchise, but it's
not your favorite ride.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm gonna give you a real answer.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, and then and then the Guardians of the Galaxy
of course, like fun fun fun, right, And the Hagrid's Ride.
Let's just say it combines to elements of rides that
I've never experienced combined before, and it truly shocked me.
So that advance in technology floored like my riding experience.
(07:25):
So I would that's why I really say Hagrid's roller Coaster.
But they just opened a new Dinosaur one that they
said is outrageous, right, Okay, Now for the actual answer. Oh, overall,
if I had to pick a number one favorite ride
based on these factors, first impression, right, okay, overall over
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the years, how does it hold up?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Like is it still fun if you ride it today? Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
And uniqueness?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, Okay, So overall, I would have to say and
also take into account like when you're younger and you
write a ride for the first time, it's like imprints
as a memory, so it's more like of a nostalgic thing.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Okay, right, so I would have to say that.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
It's the Hulk.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
What I know. I'm gonna tell you why. Wait what
I thought maybe you might say Space Mountain or I
love Space. I've never heard you talk about the Hulk. Okay,
not at all. I hate this is what we're here for.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Please, I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I used to love roller coaster Tycoon, right, Okay, even
to this day. It is the roller coaster with one
of the biggest Cobra rolls, which is the one where
you go up and then you do a half loop
and then a half loop down and back down.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Feel I don't know if you guys know, but this
question was intentional because Emily loves her roller coasters.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I feel like it's so classic, like it's a classic
roller coaster design, like it's not trying to hide anything
about it. Yeah, you know what I mean, has that
little underwater component. It's right in the center of the
park like, oh, you know what I mean, like this
core ride right, and then if you've ever been on
the Hulk, you know that blast off it's so unassuming
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because you're just in the line and everything's fine, and
then you get in the thing and you're like, oh,
look there's just a little tube and it's you know,
you don't really have any prep for it, and the
launch is so fast that it like it just.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Takes your breath away.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I love it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So I think that overall it just gets perfect score
because the didn't try too hard, but the uniqueness is perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It always lasts. You know, the Hulk's got to take it.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Sorry, I know that was a really long winded answer,
but I'm passionate.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow, I'm so happy that I asked that. Okay, number two,
what is the craziest cosmetic surgery that you've ever considered craziest,
like for vanity for any reason asthmetic, it couldn't be medical.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Like for example, I know I have a big nose
and like I joke about it all the time, but
never in my wildest dreams have I ever entertained any
kind of surgery. You know me, like I have wrinkles
on my forehead, and I know that if I do
peels and things like that, I could take better care
of my skin. Right, I'm starting moisturize more. Okay, Helena,
(10:22):
but you know who you are. But I really genuinely
haven't considered it. If anything, I'm actually too closed minded
to it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Saying like, I'm just curious if you were, like, I
don't know, if I could, i'd grow really long fingers
to do two octaves on a piano, like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I mean, now I might think about that.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I've heard about some people recently who are like getting
it was a surgery meant to be done for some
medical reason that I can't remember now. Both breaks are something,
but the people are elongating their lives.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
And I'm like, okay, well, well.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
As long as he does better Forten granted on a
dog suit.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I mean, why not at this point woolf wolf anyway?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Know, yeah, I don't think so, Okay, what's one instrument
you wish you knew how to play that's easy?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Like a would wind like trumpet or clarinet.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh, trumpet is brass like I've always wanted to play
trumpet really bad, So I would honestly probably say trumpet
because I like exploring with instruments so I can make sounds.
I like instruments that, even though I suck it maybe
I don't know what I'm doing, I can get a
sound out of it. Trumpet and like violin are some
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of those instruments that I don't even I can't even
comprehend how you could begin to get out over that
initial learning curve.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
How come you've never asked me to teach you some
like basics of violin. I feel like once you understood
the basics of like pasture, yeah, which is really like
posture is so underrated when it to I feel like
the music world, because it's incredible that a lot of
us are self taught, and now with like YouTube and
so many things out there, we really can teach herself
(12:09):
so many things. But like I became fifty percent better
as a violinist when I adjusted my posture. So I
feel like if I just gave you like the baseline
of like this is how you hold it and this
is how you can draw different time, I feel like
you'd rip.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
We actually did do that when we started dating, Like
you taught me about the frog and the thing, and
we had like a little lesson like that obviously, like
you know, for fun one day, and it opened my
eyes a lot. But you know, even with that, it's
just you know, you go up to a piano, you
can touch a note, even with the wrong posture, it's
gonna sound like a note.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's the thing about fretless stewing instruments. Yeah, to me,
similar to brass instruments like trombone, those instruments where it's like.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Just the slightest, slightest I know, like slightest miss your finger,
even just a slight adjustment of like the shape of
your finger and you're playing a different.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
No, I know.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And then with instruments that you blow into you have
the ombiture, the which is the word for like the
way that you put your mouth, the way that you
blow the air where the blow, where the blow, where
the air, where the air comes out of, and how
it goes into the instrument. And like I've played around
with saxophone and read instruments like the ones that have
the flat little wood thing, and those are really hard
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but even still easier to get a sound out of
than a trumpet.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
And it hurts. Trumpet hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, I respect trumpet. I respect trump bone a.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Lot, and you know, I love jazz, so it's such
a prominent instrument, you know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
But anyway, so yeah, I would love to freaking be
like playing you know, six or eight with my left
hand and freaking like blowing on a trumpet in the
right hand.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know, don't think you should. I think if I think,
if any if anybody could, it's you.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I appreciate it. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, what's your biggest motivator?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh? External things?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Unfortunately, not unfortunately, because it is a beautiful way to exist,
you know, like in a sense of like, you know,
being around a lot of love, influenced by other people,
like for example, you are one of my biggest motivators.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
My family, you.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Know, the people that I really care about, people I
don't want to disappoint, which end up being those same people.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I think.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ultimately, a big part of my journey has been realizing
that I have to equally motivate myself and be a
driving force in my own life so that I can't
show up for those people in my life that means
so much to me more, you know, But yeah, i'd say,
you know, my family.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You the dogs, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That talks they do, you know, you see the little
faces and litly cliquely and Leona Kitty, she's but anyway, yeah, yeah,
a lot of things motivate me.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
I just gotta look at them.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, musicians and music are out loud. What would you
do for a living?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
A living?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I wouldn't be alive. Okay, well you probably would.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Have you ever seen footloose? Okay, stop the music, you
can't stop it? Come on, Okay. Honestly, honestly, I think
it's really hard to imagine a world where there's music.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
It's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I get it. I'm just trying to get to the question.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
If it's not a thing, I would probably be a
rebel or somebody trying to go against the cause and
get music reinstated. Okay, if we can keep music. But
I had to do another career because I just can't
imagine a world music.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Well, it's not that it doesn't exist, it's just a legal.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I say, how little.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
See my brain can't even come like music.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I love nature, you know, I love creat being creative.
I don't know, maybe i'd like write poems about how
sad I was there was no music.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay, I have a question, what do you think would
be a good This is not the jumpter, no, but
what would be a good candidate for me?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I can't answer that. I'm just the interviewer, and here
it was flirting with you. You can still flirt, Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Something creative. Maybe i'd have to seek another passion.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I feel like you'd be a visual artist, or just
have a ton.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Of kids and they can be my best creations.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh that's so cute. Okay, don't play music, good luck.
I only want to.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I'm just kidding. Twenty two, twenty two is fine. I
want to.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Two hundred two children, okay, three three? Maybe three tops?
Okay do you say three hundred No? No, three kids,
forty dogs? Okay. What's the best advice that you've ever received?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Holy shit? Well is there a dunce?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Not all of them?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
The best advice I've ever received so far, follow your gut.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Your gut doesn't lie.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's just one of those things that's like if something
feels off or you know, there are decisions that you
really have to examine in your life, and it may
not be the right decision in the moment. Oh man,
who were we talking to this about recently? That it's
like sometimes, Oh, we were talking about destiny or something
like that, and it's like at a wedding.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And we were at a wedding and congrat sucks. I'm
kelseye them.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And we were talking about how well people interpret destiny
as like only good things happening to you in your life, right,
but it could be bad things too, like you know,
quote unquote if you believe in destiny, like not everything
is good in a life. There's good stuff and bad stuff, right,
But I feel like your gut is something that's never
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going to be like something that you can put on paper,
like weighing out a decision. But if you're in tune
with that intuition, it won't lead you astray, even if
it seems like it's the wrong decision in the moment
that makes sense. Yeah, even from something simple like wanting
to change majors in college, like in that moment in
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my life, which I did in my moment, in that
moment in my life, that was a really big decision
for me, and I felt like it was going to
be a lot more of an impactful decision in my
life than it was. And ultimately I didn't know what
to do, but I went with my gut and I
had doubts for a while, but I know now that was.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
The right thing to do. That what would you like
your legacy to be?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Joy even like my music?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Like when people somebody that i'd really really care about
just passed away, and everybody that I talked to about
him was like, you know, it just makes me feel
better to like sit around and like tell stories about him,
you know what I mean. And I feel like in
a way music can do that, you know, like music
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can I won't be here and you'll be able to
or whoever you know you're outlive me, bitch, I won't
be here, and like you can listen to my music
and like I can, a piece of me will always
be there with you. But memories and like time spent
with people and making people happy and laugh, like that's
that's a great legacy to have because then they emulate
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those traits of yours and like push them forward.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You know, I'm crying because you just lost somebody that
means a lot to.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You, you know, And I can't reach these issues in
this chair, will stop creaking.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I swear I'm not farting.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I just need a screwdriver. You want to take a second, No,
I'm fine, Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Fucking interview.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Take a quick break for everybody. Okay, we'll be back,
all right. So maybe a little lighter, Yes, please lightly?
That would be great, Al write a little lighter. What
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is your favorite way to spend a day off?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh, it depends on the day. If it's sunny and
it's nice, surfing with family, with friends. There's not enough
hours of the day creating music, But that would be
that I would I would be alone, barbecue, going to
a theme park and riding the whole a bunch of
different things.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, I know that you've traveled a lot. I know
that you've been to a lot of really cool places.
But and so that means that most of the time
we're talking about places that I want to go to
that that I haven't been to yet.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Most of the time you've been to.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
But I'm curious, what is the next place on your
travel bucket list?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
A lot of places I visited I visited when I
was younger, you know, so I don't have a lot
of memories. So I feel like I would honestly like
Africa and maybe Japan or somewhere in Asia of Japan.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's on my that's on my travel bucket list, like
pretty pretty close up.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
And I'll go back to Egypt any day. Egypt amazing
love that.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What's the worst gift you've ever received? Ooh my period?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Someone say that's the best gift. I mean, I can't
even use it. We can't even make babies, so we
can make babies. I love being a woman. But you know,
it doesn't have to be a fucking murder scene.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Everybody. You know, weird that we haven't found a way
around that. If you could tell your past self only
one thing, what would it be.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
To focus on learning how to love yourself more sooner
you don't think that maybe everything happens isn't shit. Yeah,
that was like the anchor to that thought, Like as
the silence was ruminating, that thought was about to come
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out of my face. But uh, you said if I could, Yeah,
and I guess you could say that about anything, you know.
I mean, like, let's be real, I'd be like, take
those fucking brains out of your hair and stop wearing
multicolored socks, like get it together, girl, all.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Right, so you tell your past stuff to take the
brakes up. Do you believe in karma?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
First of all, you know, I believe in everything and nothing,
but I do believe in karma. But I believe also
that maybe there are multiple definitions to karma, right, Like
some people believe that karma is you know, you get
back what you put out right, So like do good
good coming to you? You know, things like that, or
you do something bad, Karma's gonna get you, si and bitch,
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you know what I'm saying. Whatever, And I think that
that's a very real thing, like if you put goodness
in the world, you attract that and vice versa. But
I heard karma being in described in another way by MITIASA. Stefano,
which was essentially like the fulfillment of your soul, your destiny.
So like when quote unquote karma comes back to get you,
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it's not because oh you're bad, let me slap you
on the hand. You're not learning this lesson, You're not
overcoming this lesson that you are here to overcome.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That is your karma.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like you're gonna keep getting smacked in the face with
this lesson aka your karma until you're like, all right,
let me do it the right way, let me progress
through it, so that then good things will turn around
instead of like continuous chaos.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah. Interesting. What is your favorite quality about yourself? Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Gosh ooh, I like like how strange my mind can get,
Like how I can entertain myself merely with like thoughts.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
That's an interesting reply.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
So you like your mind?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, because it's also a quality of myself that nobody else.
It's to experience, right, So it's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Because you don't share it, or because because only you
are witness to your relationship with yourself for sure?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well, yes, yes, in the same way truly, Yes, you
can witness so much relationship with themselves. Sometimes people will, Yes,
but display you're never gonna hear my daily inner dialogue,
my dated my thoughts that rush quickly, you know what
I mean? Like those kinds of things that create.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Do you think those are your your favorite those are
your favorite quality about yourself?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Nose?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
In my relationship with myself, I've realized my favorite quality
is how my brain just weird shit comes into it
and it's like it entertains me. Like I'll look at
something and just like a random thing. Why do you
think I'm obsessed with?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Would you rather? Those are just my thoughts? Yeah, I
know you're And then I decide to just say them
out loud.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
It's I'm not fast with them because I'm fast with
them because I have this whole dialogue.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, cool? What is your favorite nickname that someone
has given you and how did you get it?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, we all know one of my nicknames was alien shrimp,
and that became you know, my company, right because I
am the alien shrimp. Yeah, I am weird and small
and from outer space. A. No, that's not my favorite nickname.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
That is a nickname.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
That's a good one, but I know that it's a
real cop out and it's super stupid.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Like, well, here's another good one.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Like my godmother calls me findings findings. Yeah why, I
don't know if ding findings nothing?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
She just like made it up? How does she use it?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
My findings? Hey, muffin dings. My mom used to call
me chiky fleet. But I will say, oh, some people
like would call me like like eminem or whatever. You know, Okay,
but I just like to plain in simple MD you
get that, m I mean, I feel like it's like
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the most common name like gem for you, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Like I have my favorite nickname of myself.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
No, but I like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I like it when.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
People feel comfortable enough to call me M not comfortable enough,
but like it's just something that seems like it suits me,
you know, like just I'm you know, yeah, just be
you're cuting.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Uh. If you had a never ending candle of only
one cent, what would it be?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Oh, Emily, what what I'm thinking? I like a lot
of smells.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Okay, I like really.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Fresh, clean smells.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You could have a never ending candle of only one cent,
any scent in the world.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Oh my god, choos fun.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I know yours would be the volcanop you you don't
know what mine would. But I can't ask you the
same questions on the gem, so no one's ever gonna know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Okay, I can tell you. You can always ask me here
off the record. Okay, off the record, I'll answer after
you answer.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, one cent. It would have to be.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
It would have to be like a natural scent found
in nature, like lavender that's very calming, that's not going
to like be intrusive every day, because like I love
pine smell.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I love that smell, but I don't want to smell
every day.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Maybe like a eucalyptus or a lavender, like something that
has dual use that is like calming and pleasing that
I also really enjoy the smell.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I love that. Okay, okay, thanks.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
You want to know what mine would be?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah? You know you know when I clean? Yeah, what
the house smells like? Delic like clean house. Yeah, that
would be my never ending. Oh that's awesome. But when
I clean, right, your clean clean house, my clean clean
house smell is like wow.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, it's giving. Gwyneth Paltrow Goop, Vagina candle, but clean House.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Gems, Clean House, Gems Clean Clean.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
House, Gems Clean, Clean House parentheses, No vagina parentheses, Gwyneth Paltrow,
You okay.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
No nothing with Gwyneth Just gemps clean, Gems, Clean, clean House, smell.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Gems cream clean creep.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
How can how can a clam cram in a clean
How can a how can a clam cram in a
clean cream? Can?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
How about gems Germ Germ, No Gems, Germ free Gems, Germs,
Gem Andy's Germ, gem Jem Gems Germ Gem Gems Germ jem,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Candle, No.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Bye, candle.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right, what's the worst smell in the world?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Oh, you know what, I actually what I mean. I'm
sure it's like rotting flesh or something for you, but
you've seen me smell the worst smell I've ever smelled
in my life, which was that day when we moved
into our new crim and there was, for whatever reason, uh,
a trash can like one of the city woes that
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got full of water from the rain, and there were
like I must have been there for like yeah, but
there were like flowers.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It was rotten flowers.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
It was like plants that were wet and they got
moldy and it was like just enough water that it
was like stewing around in there, like molding it and
hot and and so I just.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Maybe you have to do this over.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I literally just opened the I'm like like, oh, God,
like like literally, actually, body, that exactly what it's like.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
And then I think I tried to dip it over, like.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
The water spilled on me or so. It's just it
was so disgusting. I knew exactly you were talking. Smell up.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't want to go up into the mic.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Oh my god, know I know what to prank you with.
That's not as you have to think of the most
creative insult that you can think of right now, fun sucking.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Pool, draining toenails smell. Yes, that's really hard.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
That's really hard. That was that's not fast?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The most creative insult. I need to heard how people
would insult each other before we would curse each other cursing?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Was it like you said? Creative?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, creative insult like I hope you'll grow boils on
your ass and your arms be too short short to
reach them.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Oh, okay, ask me one more time. I know now
that I understand the concept. Didn't give me instructions you
already you give me another chance. Come on, please?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Please? Sorry, moving on? Please? What would be your superpower
going back in time? Ten seconds? So I could say
this time traveler? Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Bet?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Question if if if you were an animal, what animal
would you be in? Why? Okay?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Uh shit? Probably one that could fly and live long
enough to have a family. Oh my god, babe, you're
really in that family mood? How you're over he's doing.
I don't want to be a mosquito, although in retrospect,
if one day is my whole life. Then I guess
it'll feel like an eternity.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But right, you don't know the difference.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Like I want to walk around and chill for a sec.
Pop out from chill.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
If you were an animal, maybe like a maybe, like
a like a big ass bird, like a like like
an eagle or falcon.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Or something.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Maybe like a maybe like a big ass.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
It's gonna be to interview.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, i'd be well, oh well i'd be.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
If I were an animal? What animal would I lie? Okay?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
And why uh?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
You don't even have to ask? You pretty much are
lie Leo literal. You're very proud of it that you
would run this ship. Your hair is Gorgina, Gorgina.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's it. That's the only Leonian qualities I have.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What about their power? Have you ever seen lions cuddle?
Have you ever seen them protective family? Have you ever
seen the lion king?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
You'd be a lion?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, thank ladybug I love I love that. It'd probably
be some kind of a line. Okay. If I were
a fruit, what fruit would it be?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
The strawberry?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And what would I sound like as a fruit? Yep? Oh,
you can't.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Strawberry looking like cute little freckles, that's awesome, little green hair,
beautiful shape, you can bite, you have a little tangy,
a little sweet.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I got an answer. If you want all of a
sudden from the forties in salad, puppy in the mouth.
I love to go on romant. Today's to be a
chocolate Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Cue little strawberry green hair.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, I carry you around, put little glasses on you.
Oh the straw berry with glasses. I'd be a strawberry
and I really want to eat, but I think you'd
say something more.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It's just like to me, strawberries are They're aesthetically pretty right,
which but they're so basic they're not What do you
want to be a freaking dragon fruit?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Maybe I want to be a freaking Durian.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I identify as a pomegranate.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Okay, that's good to know. Yeah you have pomegranates.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Go ahead. If brain drops were in a thing, what
do you wish fell from the sky? Mm hmm?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I mean liquid gold?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Bitch? What why gold? Owl? Why gold? Yeah? Why liquid gold? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Why would you want to I don't know?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Gold? When you can have it? Rain meat balls, soft serve?
Can you mac gie?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Can you money? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Gold cure for cancer. I'm sorry, cancer. Sorry, I'm an interviewer.
Cancer going to rain down.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It's your world. We're just living in it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay, I would make it rain down a substance that
cures all diseases from everybody on the planet.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Something else would kill us all. Anyway, Why are burgers
called burgers and not patty sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Okay, So they're called burgers because actually, Jean Bursch invented
the method of making this ship up.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I was like, no way.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Like John burst the house.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, and think about it. Burger just sandwiches. They're they're
sandwich meat, meat patties. They're patty sandwich meat, patty sandwiches.
Why don't we call them son?
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
So hamburger. I don't know, we shouldn't. Maybe that word
means something in another language. Why do they fucking call
a pickle of pickle and not a pickled cucumber and
all the other pickle things are called the pickled thing
that they are.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's true because you could have a pickled cucumber.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
You're gonna have to look up it's called a burger.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You didn't do the research. Now I want to know
it's called a burger. No, I was just curious, curious
to somebody go google it?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Okay, okay, if your phone could talk, what's the most
embarrassing thing it would say about you?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Get me out of your ass? Like you say every day,
I always put it in the back of my pants.
Probably sees my ass cracked more than anybody, and I
show my ass cracked a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't touch 'm's phone because she's so little and
usually her pants are falling down.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
I'm very hygienic. It's just that's not a place hygenic
but also not healthy. My mom is probably listening.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
To get away from your other. Yeah, no, it's it's
I'm not even so much worried about your ovaries as
much as I am. Like feces to face.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Fiefe's to face, got a drag queenfeeeece feces to face proximity.
I mean, I don't know how you think I'm going
poop poop, but I don't poop up my ass.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
No, but you can't help it, like even as you
pass gas, like just poop particles just.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Be flying around, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Remember that part you said you're not that you're just
the interview Okay, are you trying to Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Anyway, I love you. My phone would say, get me
out of your ass. Okay. What do you think happens
when we die?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I would love to know? Or would I again? I
really will say again. I believe in everything and nothing,
so I'm not sure. I think there are a lot
of possibilities, but I don't think this is it. Maybe
it's not you know what we wish it were in
the sense of some kind of experience we can understand.
Maybe it's something altogether different. Maybe we become one big
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consciousness and we can just connect without any kind of
language or physical form. Maybe it's more like a spiritual journey.
Maybe there is a place that you go. Maybe it's
just lights out.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
But when it happens, we'll find out, right, So I'd
love to think about it until then, but I try
not to stay up too late thinking about it. Love
that there's enough bullshit to figure out here before worrying
about death.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
I just don't want it.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
What's that quote? It's like, I'm not scared of that.
I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Just let me know all right.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
You can only smoke weed with one of them, Uncle
Snoop Snoop dog or the voice of God himself Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh Snoop DOGG. Really yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Easy peasy?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Like where is he? Let's go? Okay, moving on. What
is the scariest that you've ever done? Tell my family
about you? Yikes? Moving God. Do you believe in the
second chances? Yes? Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I believe we're human and everybody messes up and deserves
a second chance. But I do think that at some
point you'll be lying to yourself if you continue to
enable a certain kind of behavior a person preach.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
But I do believe in second chance.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's just not fourth Jason, right or twenty fourth right? Right? Right?
How do you define beauty?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Right next to me?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
You love me? Today is almost my birthday. I always
love me extra I love John's Birthday is a holiday
in M's life. And it's it's lovely, I really like.
I can't complain, but it's and I didn't ask for it.
It's a pleasant surprise, but it's I don't know what
you're talking about. I just showed up here for an interview.
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My girlfriend's gonna be pissed and I'm flirting with you.
So I hope this isn't live. She will be pissed
at your finding. Do you know her? Please don't tell
her about this.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
I can imagine, okay, I can imagine if you were
dating somebody you think she's pretty Okay, No, ask me
about my phone again.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
It would say, take it out of my.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Is there anything that you regret not doing in the
last year. Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, I regret not doing things every day, but we're
changing that doing more of those things.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Anything in specific, exercise.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I've recently started exercising, and it needs to be a
part of my daily life.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Love that. What is one thing you would do if
you were guaranteed not to fail?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Heal the world?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Love that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
But then what would happen to our existence? According to Messius,
it's definitely would need I didn't say.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
I didn't say end wars or resolve conflicts, or I
said heal the world.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Then? I think that.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
There's no thing is achieving perfection a perfect peace. But
there is balance and equilibrium, and there are things that humanity,
for whatever reason, that I don't know that I think
about oftentimes is extreme and violently like I don't know
(41:10):
how to explain, like trying to destroy each other instead
of working together more. You know, like there's a lot
of negativity that I feel like manifests itself in disease
and lifestyle and government and violence. And if I knew
(41:32):
that without fail, I could, you know, put some balance
in order, then I feel like a lot of things
would be fixed. I don't know, maybe it's naive, but
obviously you said without fail yep, and that was a
great answer. I mean, I'd also love to get a
gold medal, but I'm trying to be selfless here.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
You should just be yourself. What's the worst date that
you've ever been on? Ooh?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
I mean technically it's not a date, but like something
that happened with a partner of mine that was bad.
I can't tell the story. Let me, let me not,
let me not, let me go back, ask me, no,
you know what it is, but I'm not.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I can't. I'm not going to talk about that. Oh
why I didn't know that was the answer. I mean,
that's a pretty bad day. What it was pretty yeah? Yeah,
it was pretty bad now and now I feel like
you should say it no, no, no, like at least
like go, you don't have to like give details about
who it was or anything like that. You could just
give a.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Rough no, it's a private thing.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Oh it's so good. And now we've teased them about it.
That's fine, they can wonder maybe I'll say it in
another episode. So it's so like nobody wishes this would
ever happen in them that but yeah, it's just hard.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Because you know, like as you know, like at some
point I did date men, you know, certain men and
uh women, and obviously, like you know, my love of
women is way different than my appreciation of my time
with men, right yeah, but but it's also really different
(43:02):
to date women and men. So like I just constantly
think of like experiences where like I had no issue
with the person, but I felt like holding hands with
them or like any kind of PDA or anything like
that like makes me kind of feel like you're on fire,
like somebody's looking at you. I just remember like feeling
that way when I kind of like started to actually
go on dates, you know what I'm saying, women with women,
(43:25):
right Like, I felt like that whole like, oh shit,
like be more careful in public, Whereas like I never
felt that with dudes, if anything, it was like, oh good,
I'm like, you know, under the radar or whatever.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You know, they don't expect a thing. No, not like that,
Like you, I felt gent there.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Even sometimes to this day that you and I are
in public and I'm maybe like have my guard down
and just have my arm around you or something, and
I'll catch a look from someone and a pang of
that feeling will come through me, like oh fuck, like
I forgot to some people.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
This isn't just normal, right it is? You know, yeah,
totally all right. You're stranded on an island and you
can only take three things with you.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Okay, Well I'm taking you because you count for like
three hundred things. Because you're very resourceful. As a team,
we can survive way longer. Yeah, I'm like that. I'm like,
the team's like.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Like we'll be off. We'll be off the island in an.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Hour if I bring you, so maybe not an hour,
but we'll definitely survive and we'll definitely exactly, so that's
a no brainer. I always vote myself in those situations
because I also feel like I'm the least expected to
survive because if you just look at me or you
make a snap judgment.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
You don't actually know how I work. You would think
I'm not a valuable player. But that's actually my advantage,
got it because right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
But you're not the You're not like the unsuspecting one
in any kind of way, because everybody would bring you to.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
The island too, everybody that knew me.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Yeah, okay, that's number one.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
I would take.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
My next two items are as follows because and you
can't now abridge your question.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
You did not specify how.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
The items are getting there, what size the three that's
you're not you're not telling me.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I'm a person.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
I'm getting the things.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
There items Okay, listen, I don't count as Okay, great,
here are my next three items. I'm gonna take a
granola bar because this is how confident I am in
my next two items. I'm bringing a long distance long
range industrial industrial radio tower slash cell phone tower, and
I'm gonna bring a radio and I'm gonna eat my
granola bar. I'm gonna make a little calm we say, hey, guys, come.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Pick me up. So how's that? Put that in your
pipe and smoke it, amterview. I cannot wait for my
revenge Wait, I'm behaving so well this entire episode really
making it about you. Wait till it's about me.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
I remember, I'm the one right the questions, so I
would be nervous if I were you.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I'm good, all right, all right, all right? What job
do you have into your version of hell? Just say,
don't make so many options?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Oh, like a slaughterhouse like France.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I knew, I knew what you were gonna say that.
It's funny because I wrote these. I was gonna say,
like Trump's assistant. But that's funny too.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I mean, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Like particularly wax assholes, but I'll do that all day.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh yeah, I'll wax an asshole over being a butcher, right,
or like a slaughter or like.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
And I can even get creative with the ass waxing
because I can like put shapes.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
And ship Okay, okay, so yeah, I agree, Butcher, No, gohodka,
you were frozen in time for one hundred years? What
is your first question upon awakening? Dude?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Is it assumed that?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
I mean, I mean, obviously i'd be like, is my
family and my partner fucking dead or alive?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
And are they frozen with me. That's a perfectly, perfectly
safe answer.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I'd be like, where the fuck am I?
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Like?
Speaker 4 (47:04):
How who froze me? Who froze me?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Bitch? That's your first question? Who froze me?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
No, I'd be like why where am I? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (47:11):
That's your first question? Which one is it? Where's my partner?
Where's my friend?
Speaker 4 (47:14):
I mean like it would be like a rap. What
would you do for?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
My first question would probably be like, it's.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Cool, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
That's not a question, that's a statement. What's your first question?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Is?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
It?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Probably? Where am I? Get a fucking sense of where
I am?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Then I'll figure out where everybody else is, and then
I'm going after revenge for whoever fucking froze me for
one hundred years?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
What if they did do a favor? What if now
you've survived the apocalypse?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
You think I want to survive?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
If everyone I love is dead and I don't know
how to use a flark phone, which is I'm imagining
the version of the iPhone that all exists one hundred years.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
I have no idea, but I've always wondered that I've
always wondered if I would be grateful if I survived
something that everyone I loved didn't fuck that no, never
heard of survivor's guilt. Yes, but also who knows? Okay,
you never know. I mean, like, who's to say that
you couldn't build a perfectly happy life meeting new people
in journy? I just I don't know. It's like the
(48:06):
whole thing, like, what's your life turney supposed to be? Anyway?
What's something really cool that you've done that no one
was around to see?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Probably, Like like when I'm practicing music, like drums or
something and I like get like a fill or like
this thing that I've never done before, and I'm like, yes,
I got it, and like most of the time there's
nobody there, but then eventually hopefully if I work on
it enough, you can I can put it on a
stage demonstry. But the process, I guess, like the process
(48:34):
of me figuring out I can do these things and
like where you're on them.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's really cool? Love that there are two types of
people in this world?
Speaker 4 (48:42):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Creative people and.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Artists?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
And you're asking me, like you're asking me to if
I could, like what I think the two types of
people are in the world.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
People say that. People always say there are two types
of people in the world. They're these people and these people.
Like there are two types of people in the world.
The people who eat taco bell have great taste. People
who don't eat taco bell have terrible taste.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, I think like people who can speak art and
be creative and people who can't. And there's not a
better or a worse one. It's just people who are
people who are artistic and people who are not. By
the way, artistic can mean making a meal and plaiting
the flower a little different and being able to talk
about it and enjoying it, or you know, going out
(49:28):
for a walk and arranging the sticks in a funny way.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Like I think it's the way that you see the
world and your brain works.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
And you approach it. Also right, experience, experience it. If
you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing,
what would that one thing be, work on themselves? I
(50:03):
love that.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, all right. What moment of your life are you
proudest of so far? Oh? When I got to give
my grandma my first album. Oh yeah, proud of the
moment of giving it to her. Proud of like you're
having your first album, the moment, the moment.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Of giving it to her.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I have a video of it and her reading the
whole booklet, and like the last thing is like, you know,
thanking her and dedicating a portion of it to her.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
You know.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, And now that she's gone, I realize how important
it was and how important it will be because there's
a lot of.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Things that you won't be here for, you know. I
love that almost didn't cry again.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Right, what's the hardest part about being part of a
very public, famous family.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh, being part of a very public, famous family, there's
a lot of beautiful things.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Luckily, you know, no family is perfect.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We have our stuff, but we love each other really,
really hard, and that has been the saving grace throughout
any hardship that comes with the public.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
I think the hardest moments.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Have been moments of fear, like where you feel threatened
either by a person, somebody that may need mental assistance,
or you know, has an obsession that turns into something
that becomes dangerous. We have had a couple of those moments.
You know, You've been there for a few of them,
you know, Yeah, calls over and over and over and
over and over and over and over, even if you
(51:38):
try to block threats of death. Things like that, no
matter how much you try to believe that they can't
lead anywhere, they are really scary.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
So things like that are scary.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Everything else we can kind of handle if we join
together and you know, come from it as from a
place of love and as a family and just human
beings like everybody is.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
But those things can get a little scary.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Yeah, people don't realize the that sometimes you have to
pay when you are when you are in the light.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Limelight like that.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And last, and certainly not least, Oh boy, do you
believe in aliens? Oh? Of course, truly truly you truly
truly believe without a shadow of a doubt, there are
other beings I think that that are making their way
towards us, or maybe not.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Or I think that it is.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
So improbable that there isn't any other life out there.
I think that also we naively and from an egocentric
place as human beings, associates life with something that it isn't.
Life can be planked in, life can be a bacteria,
(52:55):
you know, like we are always like expecting to see
these figures that are like near representations of what we are,
but like just scary enough that we can put him
in a movie and like tell stories about them. It's like,
no life can be an ocean with a reef in it,
that can be extraterrestrial life. Like, absolutely there are aliens.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
There are, though I mean maybe they're not the dudes.
I I personally they're not the dude.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
I personally have happened to think that there are even
maybe here with us, and have been for a while.
But of course, without a shadow of a doubt, there
is life somewhere else in this crazy galaxy and all
the other ones.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Wow. Well, as an interview, I give you an al
Have you killed it? I have killed it with those
but get ready out to view.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yay, and actually, baby, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
Honestly, that was my favorite interview I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, right it is.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Are you easy on the eye? But I love those
questions and you did them with care, so I hope
I did you proud. But speaking, I can't believe you
ended with that question because speaking about life on other planets,
I might be sharing some news with y'all right now,
Space News. Earthlings and earth Loans, Welcome to Space. News
(54:13):
could aging wine become the first major space manufacturing business.
Wine is one of humanity's oldest products. We've been drinking
it for thousands of years and likely will continue to
do so for thousands more. But one of the secrets
of wine is that it is primarily considered to.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Get better with age, unlike me.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
What that means for wine makers is that they could
potentially dramatically profit from simply holding a large inventory of
a good stock for longer. But where one obvious difficulty
with this process is that it simply takes time, and
despite humanity's best efforts, we haven't developed a foolproof way
to speed up the aging process. Hence the interest generated
(54:52):
when an experiment on the International Space Station hinted at
a potential way to do so.
Speaker 7 (54:59):
Okay, hold on, because this is where he gets really good.
The experiment called Mission WISE is an acronym that stems
from Latin Vitis venom in Spetium EXPERIMENTA, or in more
humble English, the grape wine in the Distance experiment.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Come on, guy, seriously, I can tell you that's a
mission I will not be signing up for unless we
find a way to reverse it, and it'll make me younger,
then we'll take that shit to shark tank. Two super
moons in August mean double the stargazing fun.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
It's two moons from a baby.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
The Cosmos is offering up a double feature in August,
a pair of supermoons culminating in a red blue moon.
The first show is August first, and the moon is
brighter and bigger than normal. That's because it's closer than usual,
just two hundred and twenty two thousand, one hundred and
fifty nine miles away, thus achieving the super moon label.
(55:57):
The moon even closer the night of August thirtieth, a
scant two hundred and twenty two forty three miles distant.
Because it's the second moon in the same month, it's
called a blue moon. The last two times we saw
these supermoons was in twenty eighteen, and it's not gonna
happen again until two thousand and thirty seven. According to
(56:19):
Italians stronomer Jan Luca Massi, so grab your night chase
and halloway at that moon, baby, But you're not gonna
get burned.
Speaker 4 (56:25):
You might just feel the sudden urge to sing fleetwood
Mac and.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Twirl, Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
NASA finds key building blocks for life in a moon
of Saturn. This long hunt for extraterrestrials just got a
big boost. Scientists have discovered that phosphorus, a key building
block of life, lies in the ocean beneath the icy
surface of Saturn's moon and Celadus. The finding was based
on a review of data collected by NASA's Cassini probe.
(56:54):
Scientists previously found other minerals and organic compounds in the
injected ice grains, but not fparus, which is an essential
building block for DNA and RNA and is also found
in the bones and teeth of people, ill animals, ill
and ocean plankton ha ha. Simply put, life as we
know it would not be possible without phosphorus. Taco bell
(57:15):
or Beyonce and as of right now, only one of
those has been reported on Enceladus, will stay tuned or
Inceladus and this has been space news. Woo you see life,
another planet's baby phosphorus.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Incredible. Well, they don't have to talk about Ourrionce, so
I guess they're a little behind. I love you, I
love you too, Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
That was quite the thrill for me.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Me too.
Speaker 4 (57:40):
You should do this for a living or something.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
No, I definitely shouldn't. I love you. I love you too,
and thank you all for joining us on the Ebterview.
Speaker 3 (57:56):
What I want to make sure you realize is that
next week, at this time, at this very place, will
be the Gemterview, and that's.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
What it's going to feel like.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Stay tuned to you next week. We love you.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
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