11. The Gemterview

The moment we've been waiting for...Emily's revenge...the Gemterview has arrived. And on a very special day at that: Gem's birthday!
What's her biggest fear? If she could right-click a human being, what would the options be? Why is sandwich meat round if bread is square? Has she ever seen a ghost? And more!

Featuring: Gemeny Hernandez

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I hate you the same. Let's go to Mission one.
Ready for rendering the.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Launch ladies terms earthlings, nanobots, micro organisms, anything living, breathing
or otherwise existing on this planet. You are in for
a treat today because you know what time it is?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Baby? Yeah, I I do. What time? Is it? Goodhead
time for the jem interview sponsored by m may cause
headaches to extreme joy, extreme and a spontaneous crying and flatulence.

(01:04):
I'm so excited. Welcome to the Jumpterview. Jam. How are
you feeling? You ready?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know it's the first time in forty one episodes
of this podcast that I've said a prayer before recording.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Question one? Who did you pray to? I think it
says a lot. Well, don't be nervous. I only bite
a little bit. Baby. It's you.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
And if there's anything I've learned about you in the
last six and a half years is that I should
always remain nervous and not.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That I love you. Yeah that too? Okay, So you
know you're in good hands? All right? Are you ready
to start the Gumpterview? I'm ready? Great? Question one? When

(02:01):
was the last time you tried something new? Uh? I
feel like I do it? All the time. You can't
remember specifically, probably today, just now, about like thirty minutes ago.
I've never done eyelighter like this in my life. It's
really rad. I try to challenge myself to something new daily.

(02:24):
I think, how would you describe that eyeliner? Different? I
love it? Alien chic? Yeah, alien Barbie. Ooh, petition for
Alien Barbie. Petition for Alien Barbie. I love it? Okay, beautiful.
So you like doing new things? I know that about you. Yeah,
I do, okay. Question two, is there anybody that you

(02:46):
sometimes compare yourself to? Oof? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I think internally really like, yeah, anyone in my age
probably yeah, yeah, or or or probably more even just
who I thought I would be at this age, or
where I thought I might be at this age, or
where you know, my inner voice tells me I should.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Be at this age, which is where I don't know.
Maybe there's a question about that. Remember you told me
that the rules were that I couldn't ask the same questions. Yeah,
but you didn't say that I couldn't ask questions that
were similar or relating to some of the questions that
you already asked me. You're full?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh, okay, okay, fine, you're right. I didn't go ahead, fair,
completely fair.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, this is another hard one. Okay. Also, I figured
I put them in a very specific order, so we're
gonna have hard moments and we'll have some fun moments
and then I love that. Okay. I was a free
for all. No. No, this for me was like a
mouthing pop, let's see what we'll get. By the way,
thank you. I loved the interview. I had a great
I'm glad maybe. Okay, by the way, if you haven't
heard the interview, pause right now, go hear the interview.

(03:59):
In the come back, I agreed. All right, what's the
most sensible thing You've ever heard somebody say? The most
sensible thing? Yeah, I've ever heard somebody say what do
you mean by sensible? Well, you know, I guess, like

(04:20):
give an example of a grandpa saying, you know, spend
all your money or something. If they wanted to, they would.
I don't want to share who told you that? No,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I couldn't even if I wanted to. I would love to.
But I don't remember when I heard that for the
first time. But I do know that it's something that
through time I've learned it is true, not because you know,
of course life, but I think that when people truly
want to do something, they do it.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah. We talk about that in our relationships sometimes, are
just in relationships in general, that you have to let
people show you who they are because eventually, right, it's
gonna they're going to reveal themselves, right, Yeah, in good
and not so good ways. Yeah, the good ways are better. Okay,

(05:12):
this is kind of a follow up question, not follow up,
but opposing question to the one I just asked you. Okay,
what life lesson did you heard? Sorry? What life lesson
did you learn? The hard way?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
When when someone shows you who they are, believe them.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, so they're kind of related.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
They are they are? I mean no, but yes, you know.
One is about like what people you know may or
may not do. I think more about their actions. The
other one is more.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
About who they are, their character.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I feel like sometimes we romanticize, and when you're a
creative person like I consider myself to be, I can
have a very active imagination and that can really romanticize
somebody if I want to. Yeah, and I've learned that
much better. Just to believe what you're shown, and.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
You don't think that's hardened you too much. Uh, I
don't know. I don't know right now.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
That might be a question I can answer in like
forty years, like.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
When Vogue asked Billie Eilish the same things every year.
You know what, if you want to do this every year,
I'd be interested to see how my answers would change. Yeah,
me too, Okay, okay, okay, cool though interesting. Okay, here's
one that I'm curious about. What's a belief that you

(06:41):
hold with which you think most people disagree the belief
of yours you think most people would disagree with most
people would disagree with Where.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
In the world or like in the US, Oh, thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, because sometimes I feel like we really forget that
there do be a whole populations that are not you know,
that aren't Western. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
A belief that I have that maybe not a lot
of people share is I believe that humans possess the
capacity to tap into the spiritual world. I couldn't tell
you how that's developed or not, or if we're even
all born with that, but I've experienced some.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Pretty eerie and.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Magnificent moments that have confirmed to me that that's possible.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Are those private. I'm assuming, I don't know. I think
they should to be continued, Yeah, to be continued. I guess.
I think eventually we should talk about spirituality. I'd love to,
you know, more in depth. Okay, this is a good one.
What are your pet peeves?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I think I have too many, Okay, and I'm working
on that. I'm working on it, being so bothered by
so many things you can't name, like three, Yeah, of
course I can name three.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Okay, Uh, pet peeves, So.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Pet pee like I can name one for you, you can
name one for me.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Lying, that's not it.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
That's I feel like it's a little bit more serious
than a pet peeve. I feel like lying is beyond
a pet A deal breaker. Yeah, it's I don't know,
it's oh, biting your.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Nails, that's a pet peeve of yours.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
No, I would say more like pet peeve like in
correct grammar. No, no, no, those are not pet peeves. No, no,
in correct grammar. That happens.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Grammar's hard. Okay, I understand when I fuck up all
the time. So that's not a pet peeve of mine? Uh,
pet peeve of mine?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
When someone not naming names, not saying who, multiple people
have done this in my house. They'll have a drink halfway,
leave it, hit my fridge, take it out. I just
have this collection of question I drunk cans my fridge.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Next question, no, no, no. Yeah, that's one pet peeve.
Second pet peeve is ooh when people touch my things
without asking a bit. That's a big pet peeve of mine.
I don't know if it comes from like childhood trauma.
My mom would like give away all my things to charity,
like really kind, you know, like people who needed it,
perhaps more than I did, but like I still wanted

(09:35):
my DVD player, you know, like it was my DVD player.
My mom would always you know, so yeah, pet peeve
of mine for shirt, I don't like it. I'll never
say no, but like, don't touch my things without asking me. Yes,
not a thing for me. Number three ooh, you're going
to really relate to this one. Okay, this is all

(09:55):
this is. This is shade.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
This is pure shade to a lot of restaurants out
there when they have one vegetarian or vegan meal and
that dish is tofu and the restaurant does not press
their tofu before seasoning it, so it just tastes like
a blob of mush with not a lot of flavoring.
That's a pet peeve of mine, because see.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
If you just press the moisture out of it, it
would be completely different the product you're working with. Yeah,
pet peeve, that's a great one, and I agree because
it happens, and sometimes it has a great sauce and
the intention is great, I know, but it's the texture
is not there. It's it's really disappointing. The thought perfect

(10:38):
execution not so perfect. Okay, this is a really fun
one that I'm curious about. I've never asked you this.
If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
Probably English? Yeah, or Spanish, probably some kind of language.
I've taught music, Okay. I used to have like a

(10:59):
teacher's aid out or you know what's funny, it's funny
you interpreted it that way. I interpret that questions like
if you had some kind of skill or like some
school of thought of yours that you're proud of, you know,
like what would you teach? But yeah, I understand what
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh I'm sorry, I understood, Like if I were a teacher,
that's part of.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's all up to how you interpret the questions. There's
no wrong answer.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Okay, Well, to satisfy the other side of you, if
it were like some kind of skill, I would like
to teach.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Resourcefulness. I guess gayess I know.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, I feel like gayness is you're either born with
that or you're not, honey, But really resourcefulness like how
to make something.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Out of that a lot? Yeah see I like that. Yeah, okay, great,
let's call ted ten X. Okay, moving on to the
next card. Okay, see it doesn't hurt so bad, does it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
This is easy, peasy, so false smooth.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I don't know what I was afraid of. Oh really,
because what would you regret not fully doing, being, or
having in your life at the end of it? It's
a little light gosh.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I feel like I can answer each of those individually. Okay,
what would I regret not fully being, doing, or having
in my life at the come the end of it?
I would really regret if I didn't learn another language
and live in another country.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I really, I know I would regret that and having.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Having a child. You know what, m I don't know
if it's that it's my birthday? Oh is it don't
bring that up yet. That might be part of the Okay, well, well,

(12:59):
I don't know if it's just this season, but.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I guess my whole view on children has changed. I
don't know if this is just a moment in my
life that I'll overcome. But I've really spent a lot
a long time in my life, even though I'm quite young,
thinking i'd be a mother by now, and now that
I'm not a mother by now, I'm really thanking all
the gods that I'm not because I am not ready

(13:27):
to be a mother. I mean, I'm sure if I
had to be, if I was in the situation where
I'm more I wound up pregnant, I would give it
my best shot. I would do my best with intention
and a full heart. But no, I don't think it's children,
believe it or not, I wouldn't not saying that it would.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Maybe it would surprise me, but like, it's just such
a tough world right now, you know that's true.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
So much has changed for me, like even just living
here and.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
People are having children later as well. You know. Yeah,
I don't know how I'll feel in a few years,
but one thing I might regret not having I don't know,
a naked cat or a bearded dragon.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I might regret not having this like really long sabbatical
where I could, like at least attempt to write a book.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I like that. Yeah. Piggybacking off that question, when you
look back at the end of your life, what do
you think? I know you're not gonna be able to answer,
but right now this gemony what do you think will
matter to you most at the end of your life?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Oh, I spent it mh what I gave most of
my time too, So fuck my drag. No, just kidding
nom in general, like, yeah, yeah, I think about that
a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, Okay, it's so interesting how everybody's so different, Like
we create these inner world within us. You know, I
don't know what I would think about. I'm sure the
closer to death you get, you think about things that
you would you don't think you would think about, tink about.
Yeah for sure. Anyway, we're not dead yet. Yeah, onward.

(15:19):
All right, now, we're gonna lighten it up a little.
I'll take a little breath here in the gym to
view and this might be a tough one. I needed that. Okay,
good calming breath. Everybody take a breath out there, m
M breath narrated by Jim Okay. What has been from

(15:39):
your recollection the most embarrassing thing you've ever worn in public? Worn? Yeah? God,
there was a period of time where these like ruffle skirts,
like three layered ruffle skirts, and those Chinese sandals were
the trend. What and you would put like a little
clip in just like this middle section of your hair,
And lord, I wish I could erase all of those years?

(16:01):
Can you dress like that for the next No, I,
oh my god, I couldn't everybody leave a petition to
like and comment on in our own world pod so
we can get Jermaine wearing her skirt and sousy. You
don't want to see that? Come on so bad? Come on.
The two thousands, there were the ones that like win
to your ankles, right, No, I did those two but no, no, no,

(16:26):
I'm talking about the ones that were like to your knees,
that had like three layers of like nd oh yes, yeah,
they were like one color or multi or like padnor.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Sometimes they had like a little diamond like it better
better not even until even. And the worst is that
you would wear like a T shirt with it, because
like what else would you do?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, I didn't understand. Okay, Next, here's a little brain melter.
Do you think if anything is possible, it's still possible
for anything to be impossible?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yes, Like you can't really take a bite out of
a gasseous substance, and how well can you actually dribble football?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Okay, that's it, thank you. What music would you choose
to play every time you walk into a room, like
like my entrance song? Yeah, oh my god, it change,
It would change depending on my mood.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
That would be the indicator. That's how you would know
how to relate to me.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
You have to pick one. No, okay, what would be
your entrance song today?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Where would I be walking into? Oh goodness, just any room?
No that you got to know your audience. No, not that,
not any room.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Not ank you're walking into publics, publics.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, probably something like joyous, like like and relatable like
Natasha Beddingfield, you.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Know, and written, Yeah, oh my, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I want people to the free hall is in. I'll
f watch some house stand up and sing. No, you
want people to have a good time.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
She wants a flash mom and publics while she's getting home. Okay, fine,
it would be us. Yeah, I'm sure you make your
experience more enjoyable. We were riding bike this morning and
we were fully in our own musical. Well.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I just couldn't believe it. You've been riding bike almost
every day for like a while now and you never
take a speaker.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, but I have one headphone in. But it's just
not the same. I know. But thank you. Yeah, but
it was so good album. Yeah, I'll I'll work out
any time to Beyonce. Okay, fire anytime, and I love
You'll be working out together. That was fun. Yeah, we'll
do it again tomorrow. Yeah, okay, no, no, maybe yeah,

(18:51):
Nis well one, that was a good run one day.
All right. So in the interview, you asked me a
very important question about hamburger. Remember, why is it caused
a burger not a patty sandwich? Exactly? It is a
sandwich two pieces of bread with stuff in it. Well,
this is my follow up, this is my I raise

(19:11):
you this question. Oh okay, why is sandwich meat round
when bread is square?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Brilliant question. I don't know. Probably because of the way
that they package it, like I imagine that they package
it into like sausage is sausage shapes for curing, because
like hams and meats are cured.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's so much I'm pulling the side of my ass completely,
Like it makes total sense.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
It should absolutely be bread shaped.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
But I imagine that they just shape it that way
to cure it as a collective piece, and then they
slice it into like ham and turkey and whatever. I
don't know, but we need to change that. I mean,
not that we not that I'm advocating for, you know,
deli meat, but even the vegan meat, which you can't.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Argue that again, it must be like mush into like
some kind of cylindrical casing that's then cured and then sliced.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
You're right, otherwise why probably? Also, but why can't they
make that into like sandwich? Anyway? Go ahead, No, great question.
I don't know, guys, anybody know? Okay, if animals could talk,
what do you think would be the nicest animal? The nicest? Yeah,

(20:26):
some kind of baby animal? Really, like a baby version
of any animal I think would be rather sweet? You
think so?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
No, you think like the baby spider is vicious.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Okay, So what animal would be the sweetest?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Probably a dog? Oh yeah, you know, like they're just loving,
little love love like kal elephant. I heard that elephants
are pretty violent but really intelligent. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
I would say probably like a dog. I honestly I
think dogs are just like this a little bird bird.
I don't know. You think birds or assholes? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, I guess they just ship on everything with no regard.
At least dogs can learn regard. Can you really body
train a bird?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
But they shop on hindmins and we're pretty bad, so
maybe we should be thanking birds. Interesting take. I'm gonna
stick with dogs. Okay, all right, next question, I really
need you to think about this for your answer. Okay thinking, No,
I'm serious. This is one of those questions like if

(21:35):
you punch yourself in the face, are we grow You're strong?
From season one? Remember hello, I'm just kidding. Yeah, okay, go,
Tim just went off the server for a second. You
need to get the screwdriver. If there's an ambulance on
its way to save someone and it knocks down someone,

(21:56):
would it stopped to help them? Why would an ambulance
knocks somebody down? Accidents happened Germaine, would it stopped to
help him? It's on the way to save someone's life
and hit somebody. Does it call another ambulance or doesn't.
I have no idea what the ambulance protocol is on that,
like double emergency, but I think that there must be
I don't know, maybe like drop off an EMT and

(22:17):
keep We'll call you a cab and keep moving.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
All right, you're driving double ambulance. I'm driving the ambulance.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Do you stop the ambulance or you keep going? I
hit somebody? Yeah, but you're trying to absolutely stop him.
But what about Maria? But I hate somebody. It's impossible
to keep driving. Yeah, reroute another ambulance.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I called my I'd call dispatch immediately and tell them
to route another ambulance to the original police and I would.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I could not.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm already petrified. I'm just thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You heard the trolley problem? How about the the trolley
problem has no solution? All right? All right, okay, this
is a good one. Dreadful. What's a same joke you
use on a regular basis.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
I feel like I don't have one, only because I
don't tell jokes normally.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
You say that I'm the dad joke when you're always like,
whoa making voices and stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, but that's not that's not this doesn't apply making voices. No,
my voices agreet you laugh.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Certainly, JEM makes no lame joke. No, no, JEM just
doesn't make jokes. Literally, you were in the kitchen the
other day going I'm funny when somebody said you were funny.
Ow old time exact a broken neck.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh god, no, it was because my sister told me
that someone told her that I was funny, and it
was just, you know, my whole life, it's all I've
waited for and finally the moment game. So yeah, but
you know you're biased, so they take it with a
grain of sell. You know, happy wife, happy life.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, So I bet I'd tell lots
of lame jokes if I was a joke teller, But
you would tell so many lame jokes for both of
us that I don't even have to try. Hmm.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Okay, fine, Dad, Daddy, daddy, O father.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
You see, pa Jah, you don't think this is a
lame joke. We're in the middle of a lame joke.
It's not a joke. Proving just saying it's not a
joke or was that just what? It's just a performance? Okay,
next question, ready to be speaking of a perfect segue.
What's something weird that you recommend everyone trying at least once.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
If it's If it's strange, I probably won't recommend it.
If I'm recommending it, I probably don't view it as
strange any longer.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I think weird is good. Okay, give me an example. Okay, like,
what's something that's I can give you an example, like
sun tanning your moody hoole.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
No, Emily, there's no way you recommend that. Of course,
I do know why why there's no benefits.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I mean, you do have to be careful because you
can really burn that skin. But I mean, I don't know.
Maybe it was a placebo and it's weird, but it
doesn't hurt anybody. What did you feel, I think, not
saying the sun shining right into me? What kind of
like that you recommend other people something weird? Why not

(25:28):
try it once at least once?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Sunning your asshole? Okay. You know, sometimes I think I'm
really out there, and then I talked to you, I
realize I'm.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Rather well, this is the gent of you. So I
want to hear what you want to sun. To be honest,
not a lot. Last time I went into the sun
for any serious amount of time. You saw how that
ended up. Not good? Not good. But her face feel though,
Yeah it was. You can see it if you go
back a few Episod's not so bad. She did fake banks, okay,

(26:06):
really not? Okay, So you're not You don't have lame jokes,
and you don't recommend doing weird? No, what's the weird
thing that I recommend you do? So many weird things? Okay,
what do I do that's weird? I mean like literally
for like, you'll start making up songs so weird. Maybe
she just doesn't realize that she's she's so weird.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Life is more fun that way, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, I agree. What's a weird thing that I do? Mean?

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Oh oh, cheers, it's good.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
So I know that traveling comes up for you. Lots
come up already a couple of times now. And in
the interview, I thought this would be an interesting question,
and what country can you name? But besides the name,
you know almost nothing about it. Plenty like seven just

(27:16):
came to mind. Okay, gave me the first one they
gave me. Kazakhstan. Okay, I know nothing about Kazakhstan. Okay,
would you like to? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I guess if I would have liked to, I might
have goes back to my answer earlier. Okay, yeah, know
nothing about Yeah, Okay, fine.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
If you were forced to create a new dance move,
what would it be and what would you call it? Uh?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
If I was forced to create a new dance move,
it would probably because of context. Be that that but
thing I do that walked.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Down walk that Oh my god, I have a video
of this. Duck walk, the buck walk, buckwalk, the butt
duck walk, the buck walk. Anyway, there you go, Okay,
thank you, the buckwalk. I'm gonna dredge up the video that.
It makes me happy. I know it.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
I enjoy doing it because it brings you so much joy.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's a weird thing you do, the buck walk. Yeah,
you know what? And I recommend it. It feels good. Yay,
I told you what happened only on the Gumterview sponsor
right am, All right, I'm gonna ask you a question
and then we're gonna take a short break. Okay, what

(28:41):
do you wish you had more time for hmm, everything.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Time is so crazy because you go from one split
second to the next, or at least that's what it
feels like. From hearing about time and how quickly it
goes and how fast it all fades, to experiencing it
to experiencing the fading, there's like no transition period. We're

(29:13):
just experiencing time and stillness. It's just like not truly
understanding time and then understanding it after the fact. I
wish I had time for everything, a little bit more
for me, for others, for curiosities, for thinking, for rest,

(29:37):
for repose.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah. I always feel like we're running out of time
for things, and we don't even have enough time between
things to sit and analyze the last thing we just experienced,
just like compounded experience. No wonder, we can't make sense
of it. I know you're absolutely right, it's scary, but
that's why we have to focus on living in the
moment as much as we can. But time is definitely

(30:03):
fleeting and scary, probably not even real. And on that note,
let's take a short break speaking of time, and we'll
be right back, all right, welcome back. I hope that

(30:24):
didn't take too much time. Okay, so we're back to
the gym view. Everybody love it. I hope you're doing well.
This is one of my favorite questions. And I'm really excited. Okay,
I'm ready. Okay, I'm ready for you to go for it.
What options would come up? If you could write click? People?

(30:47):
If I could write click, mute instantly mute, okay, that's one.
If I duplicate, oh, duplicated, mute, duplicate.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Save, oh for sure, never really delete, mute really.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Uh? Share, Oh that's a good one. Like share, so
pretty much? What's there? Yeah? What? What? What would you have?
This is the gumptive? I know, I'm just curious. Okay,
if I could add one to that list, I think
those are all good ones. I have to think of
the word for it. But like something that would allow

(31:35):
me to like understand the person from the inside, like
scan or something crap.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I didn't even think that. I was just thinking about
what's already there.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
No, like scan or something like translate, you like, like
an emotion translated emotion translator. Yeah, cool, empathy scan. I
don't know something like that.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Okay, very well, baby, you may think is better?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
No, no, you do you do you really do? Okay,
this is a good one. When was the last time
you had a gut feeling about something that turned out
to be correct? About? How many times do your gut
feelings turn out to be right? I feel like this
was a very plotted it question. No talk from you.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
When was the last time I had a gut feeling
that turned out to be correct?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Every day? Yeah, you live them. I witness it.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Every bit, jail, Yeah, every single day. I have to say,
I feel very lucky or blessed, honored. I don't know
if we all, like I said, have this, but I
feel like my intuition does not fail me. And how
often is happened to me?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
All the time? Yeah? Yeah, it does. Like that you
don't want to give a specific that weird freaking moment,
don't give you don't have to give specifics, but you
can give an example like we were somewhere recently and.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
The parent of a friend was talking to us, and
it's funny because it was the first time that we
were meeting.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Him, and.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
You know, he mentioned even that this is not a
conversation that he usually has with people.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Because you don't really know how people are going to respond.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
But.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
He he was talking about how he has a friend
who is psychic for lack of a better word, and
that this friend has even told him sings that have
turned out to be true, and that he felt that
he had, you know, prophetic dreams. And he gave us

(33:59):
some an examples of what it was that the friend
had told him, and we're completely like you and I remember,
we were completely ingrained in the story. We were like
hanging on every single word this man was saying.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
And he said that he was told that he should
start keeping a journal, right, and I guess he must
have picked up a journal that he already owned, because then.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
He said, well, I would draw.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
So I wanted to draw something on the outside of
the journal so that I could just readily identify it,
like some kind of drawing design to pick it out
from I guess the rest of the journals that he has.
And that moment when he stopped and he asked me
for us rather what he had drawn, I remember, I

(34:48):
didn't even really think about it, which are just like those,
Those are really the moments that are telling because it
doesn't take a lot of energy or effort. It's just
a natural response. And I just blurted out with confidence,
but not you know, hopefully confident eyeball. But it was
too loud, too noisy.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
He didn't hear me. I heard you, I know you
heard me. And he asked me, like what you know?
What was it? And then I said it again, but
quieter already, like what what do you shut up? You know, like,
what are you saying? How can you even guess what's someone?
You know what I'm saying? And he asked me a
third time and I was like, this is nothing, nothing,
What did you like? What did you know? I asked him?

(35:28):
What did you draw?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
He goes, why Drew and I and that's what you babe.
You were like, it was amazing. Wild had a lot
of moments like.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
That, funny little, funny little bit, funny manifestation moments. Actually,
I've been seeing a lot of like numbers, you know,
in sequences. Oh my gosh, these past couple of weeks. Yeah, five,
where we are it's crazy constantly. Yeah, So I'd like
to think it's something good.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
You know, they say the angel numbers up here when
you're on the right path, So that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Good, all right? Cool? Next, what is the most unpleasant
sounding word, you know, unpleasant sounding word. I know.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, I really don't like the letter R. Okay, I
feel like mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Is just a word that Who wrote that? Who came
came up with that? Who thought let me put three
r's here? Yeah, it's upsetting mirror Okay, No, it's unpleasant.
I don't like that. Yeah, I want to say mirror mirror. Hi,
can you ask me the mirror? I like that second
petition of the episode, mirror changed to mirror. That's a

(36:50):
good name. It's a kid's name. Mirrors. What is okay? Far? Okay, Yeah,
you're right. So I'm all with the dad jokes. Maybe
I say so many that I just assume some of
them are yours. Next, this is a good one. What
unnecessary products or services do you consider necessary? You know,

(37:13):
you know, talk about No, that's not a product, per se.
I consider that an nutitional necessity, a service that I
consider necessity. Your nails, yeah, that I'm literally I've been
sitting on my hands most of this episode because I
am ashamed what my nails look like. Right now. You

(37:37):
want to know what Gem's having a rough time? Look
at her hands.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
I am somebody that because of my dad.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Who I'm not even mad at him. Because of this.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I was raised to think that it was you just
looked better with a medicare and a pedicare. And now
it's like an anal thing for me. Every like, you know,
ten to.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Twelve days, I get a refresh. I like having my
nails done. That is something really that people that want
to get to know you should know about it or
they'll just notice. But my nails are usually done. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
It's not a necessity, but it's something that even it's
nice in the yeah, even in the moments when you
know I haven't had the funds for it.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I painted my own nails. Yeah, I love it. I
painted my toenails the other day for the first time,
and it looks so that was your first time. No,
not ever, like in the while, like since when when
since we've been dating, have you ever seen me like
paint my toenails? Then a couple of years, like in
the beginning, yeah, maybe like once you see it's not
my first time, but like in a while, it's my
first time. It was nice. I did some absent.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Salt and whatever, but maybe you didn't paint them yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
No, I a couple of times, but I'm not that great.
But remember that food that I made that day. I
put some of my toenails scraps in it. That's why
I was so mummy and crunchy.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
You never, you never, because you wouldn't eat it yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
You kidding, of course? No? Oh yeah, you don't see
me biting my nails all the time. How many times
you stop me from biting my nails? No? You? You? You?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I feel like you don't realize though, that it's kind
of like when you eat meat. I don't think you
realize that you're chewing on your and like some thing
that your body produces.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I don't thinking your body produces saliva to any more
all day.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Okay, you know what I'm not here? Like eating hair though,
are you sure?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah? So what I'm snow or like drinking I won't
like drink my own like ew Okay, let's stop. I'm
just saying like certain things are just you know what
gross and unhygienic things do people do that bothers? You
bite their nails like there's so much bacteria under our nails?

(39:50):
Please take a microscope or like, just look at a
video and people biting their nails, all of that stuff. Similar.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Why you know, I feel weird about your phone in
your ass?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
That that was the interview, that's yesterday's news. Okay, I'm
just saying now I don't even remember that. Yeah, I
know what you're talking about. It's okay, Okay, poppy poop phone,
all right, next question, call you from now on. You
know what I'm going to call you, puppy poop phone.
You know what I'm going to call you because I
don't think you want to hear it. Okay, what's the
best conspiracy theory? You can make up on the spot? Go? Uh,

(40:29):
make up on the spot? Oh, hurry up, makeup. No,
there's too many that are already existing. We have. The
White House is calling they need a conspiracy theory. That's funny.
What's the best conspiracy makes?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Why? Now?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Go flat flat? Flat footed? People are elite? And what
would be your reasoning for that?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Because we are more we are closer to the ground,
We are more connected to the ground and therefore ground
to the earth, and therefore more connected to the sacred
inner knowledge that the earth contains.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
That's believable, Chop. Are you stressed? Yes, you actually thinking
about that for while. Okay, speaking of stress, what do
people really need to chill out about questions? Conspiracy theories?
You need to chill out? Okay, that's a good answer.

(41:22):
That's a good answer. Okay, this is a super easy question,
so you can relax a little bit. Okay, if you
could choose the next president of the United States, who
would it be? What the heck? No? This is Do
I get a veto? Do I get a veto? You
can get one veto? I didn't get any the next president.

(41:45):
If you can nominate someone, I could nominate somebody, Yeah,
I don't. I don't trust anybody. I know, nobody, not myself.
I would choose like I probably run this place to
the ground.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I wouldn't even choose me. No president. No. Oh, a
dog the nicest animal if Yeah, there's a mayor. You know,
there's a town that the mayor is a dog. I'm
not kidding. He rides around in a truck. Look it up, guys,
this I will literally bet the mayor. How much will
you bet? No, it's not a money thing. I will Okay,
I will go streaking somewhere in Miami. This is a

(42:23):
self serving bet. You would love to go streaking somewhere
in Miamis. But this is the gemterview, and you didn't
ask me anything about my newest tendencies. Okay, so you're
vetoing that question. I just don't how can I answer? Who?
I could think that the next Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. No, yeah, no, Okay. What's the most

(42:44):
stress relieving thing you can do for less that porter? Anyway?
Go that porter from the L word. All right, I'd
vote for her, me too, Okay, you like I'd vote
for her and then some Okay, what's the most stress
relieving thing you can do for less twenty dollars?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
For less than twenty dollars, you can buy yourself an
inflatable pool and fill it up in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Okay, I float for a while. How much do you
think the water they put in the pool costs? I
was gonna say, go for a walk. Why do you
have to pay for a walk? You don't have to
pay for anything. It says less than twenty dollars, Save
your fucking twenty dollars. While I was going, I was
thinking of like max of twenty dollars. I was you
do what you want? Class half full Okay. Now there,

(43:31):
you don't get stuff a glass? You could I guess
you could go on a walk. Okay, now we're gonna
stretch your leaving. I don't know. Okay, so you can
hold on a minute, you take a nap. There you go. Yeah.
See those are all good answers. All right, okay, okay,
we're gonna shift the focus a little bit back more

(43:52):
to questions about you now, Okay, what do most people
underestimate about you? Mostly? Everything? It's okay.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
People tend to display different things when they think that
you're not watching.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
That's true. M hm, yeah, that's true. And also I
love seeing people be like pleasantly surprised, and also like,
you're not somebody who feels like they have to prove themselves,
you know, like you just reveal yourself and show yourself.

(44:34):
And even when you say, like earlier, you know, when
people show you who they are, believe them. I feel
like you adopt that in your life in like a
positive way, you know what I mean, Like you just
show who you are, even if it takes time. You know,
eventually people are going to see you for you, you know,
so I really fuck with you for that if they
care too yeah, they care too. If they care too,

(44:57):
if they.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Care to actually get to know me, because you can.
I always walk into any situation with a predisposition about somebody,
which I've experienced in my life. But if you care
to get to know me, first of all, I'm way
better in a one on one setting than in any
other scenario.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I don't know. I feel like you're a social butterfly
and you really love to host. I love to host,
but that's not where you'll actually get to know me.
You'll get to see parts of me.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
The host in me, the one that you know likes
to provide experiences for people, and like you know, likes
to see people enjoy themselves. But I think that on
a one on one basis, I'm something else happens.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I get it. We've had a lot of time together alone.
I've been able to see a lot of sides of you,
the best ones, the not so great ones, like you've
seen of me. But I've loved every part of that journey.
So you're ready. You only have one veto and you've
used it. Okay, how do you feel about God? M hmm.

(46:03):
I don't think I believe in God. Okay, I don't
think I believe in the god that people describe or
have described to me. Okay, I believe more in like
in a omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent universe that I am as

(46:27):
much a part of as it is a part of me.
I think we are projections of whatever the sources, whatever
the universes, or just projections of each other, you know,
like living out our experiences here on the planet, our
planets and these dimensions. However you want to say it's

(46:50):
so comforting, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
I don't believe like there's like this male figure overlooking
all of our us humans, the chosen ones, like no, oh.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Absolutely not. Yeah. Okay, good, thanks for answering not to
get a choice anyway, because it's the gem T Review
and I already gave you one veto that I didn't get,
so I should get a foot robe in return. Okay, okay, Mmm.
If you could share a meal with four individuals for

(47:21):
no reason, Okay, if you could share a meal with
any four individuals, living or dead, who would they be?
Probably I'd put maybe like Gandhi m you know, at
my table, Buddha.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
If he truly is a historical figure instead of Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Freda, probably Frieda. Yeah, third person maybe I know you're
eating with a bunch of gholts.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
M yeah, Chaane Goodall.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Oh wow, that's a really good one. I would love
to have a meal with her. Wow, that's a really
good one. Last one Shakespeare. Ooh, Shakespeare was probably a woman. Yeah,
whoever the real Shakespeare was? Yeah, whoever the real Shakespeare was.
That's fire. Okay. That would be the last person to
show up, and it would be like a big reveal,

(48:24):
you know, Gandhi or Buddha, Freda, Carlo, Jane Goodall, Jane
Goodall and Shakespeare and me gonna take them. Yeah right,
you're gonna take them to get some good okadoes.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I feel like we drink our calories in language wine wine.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
We all just have wine. I like that. Yeah. And
bread and cheese. Yeah literally, fire, just bread, bread and wine.
No cheese. Oh wow, it's getting religious up in here. Okay.
If money was no object, what would you do all day?
Learn new things? Yeah, try new things? Yeah, me too,
learn new recipes, played new instruments, yes, okay, fire. Have

(49:10):
you ever seen a ghost?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I think I have. I guess there's no way to
really know.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
I'm alive. Just you know, I know I'm really pale. No,
I wasn't thinking about you. Okay, yeah, oh my god,
what is that behind you? I'm just kidding, dude, I
literally like ship full body chills. Come on, there's no actually,

(49:37):
because today we had a day. We had a day,
so that wasn't funny. Okay, you like, thank god we're
filming this because I don't know how stupid enough and
you're still looking back there? Why are you still looking
back there? God? Okay, I need to recalibrate. Let's take
another break and let me find something to take to

(49:59):
tranquil it's myself. We'll be right back, y'all. Okay, we're back,
and I'm still scared. I wonder why. Nope, can you stop?

(50:21):
You're scaring me? No, go ahead, No for real, No,
there's nothing going on right now. I mean nothing. Come on.
I don't see ghosts. It's not my thing. It's not
my thing. I don't see ghosts. I would like.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
In fact, when I was little, one time I thought
I heard a ghost and I literally remember repeating to myself.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I closed my third eye. I closed my third eye,
closed my third iy. I do not want to see
a thing. Oh my god, I know. Okay, let's please
move on. What makes you feel accomplished.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
When I've done everything on my to do list?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
That's a good one. What was the worst phase in
your life? You know? Those are the kind of questions
I think I'll only have the real answer for when
I'm maybe at the end of my life, because even
the moments that I thought were like the most difficult
or the saddest usually.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Ended up proving to me the most proving to be
the most valuable. So it's hard to look at them
as like the worst phases of my life. But to
answer you, let me just change it. Not the worst phase,
but maybe the most difficult was just that whole couple

(51:41):
of years when I left Miami and went to New
York and went to Boston.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
My mom was in prison. Those couple of years were rough.
It makes sense that would be rough for anybody. Okay,
is there anything historical that you wish that you could
have lived through but you wish that you could have
been there for? Oh my gosh, so many things, Okay,
like all of them, all of them. Yeah, I mean,

(52:10):
I guess if you had the option, or if I
had the option I'd be there for all of them,
but I don't know, like if they were real. Seven
Wonders of the World. No historical event. I would love
to witness the formation of the universe. Wow, okay, if

(52:31):
I could. Historical event, I would love Beyonce's birth. No,
although I do think a time border opened up at
that time. That woman has a holy womb her and
Chris Jenner. I would go back to the Industrial Revolution. Oh,
I love to see that. So much change for humanity

(52:53):
at that point. Yeah. I would love the Pyramids being built. Yeah,
I would totally love to go back to the Pyramids
being built, Stonehenge, any of those sacred sites coming to fruition. Yeah.
Rya Carrey recording emotions m hm hmm. Would stock Okay,

(53:17):
I love where you're going with motes are Yeah, all right,
I could be here all day. What else? Would I
love to go back to? God twenty fourteen? Oh my god. Yeah,
it could be in your lifetime. I live to that.
Oh yeah, okay. Next question, what form of public transportation
do you prefer? Airboat, train, buscar, et cetera. Air boat train,
bus car, scooter, walking, skating community m so like first

(53:45):
sight seeing, like traveling anything on the slower side. Okay,
that could be walking, riding bike, a combination of those two.
Because I realized, I feel like when you move through
things slower, you have an opportunity to truly know a
lot of things, a lot more things. Yeah, and appreciate
it fuller. Well, like to get to a long distance

(54:07):
place maybe train or boat. Okay, fair enough. How are
you feeling, Jim good, You're feeling good. That could be
here all night, but I'm sad to report we're on
the last two cards.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Oh that was a breeze, y'all.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I can't believe I said a prayer for this, you see,
I told you, and I'm still just learning stuff about you.
It's amazing. How if you really talk to your partner,
like I encourage everybody out there, like you don't have
to have a podcast and you know, you know, talk
about things with other people listening for it to be
such an important, valuable asset to your relationship, Like these

(54:48):
two interviews have been awesome to learn about each other. Yeah,
And I encourage you guys to maybe answer some of
the same questions that you use your questions you know
where you cou yeah, or you can listen to the
episode and then like pause it right before we answer.
Answer for yourself and then hear our answer. That would
be a fun thing to do with your couple. You

(55:09):
do a naked too, because we can't see you. We
can't do this naked. So back to my nunity anyway,
So yeah, we're almost ten. What is the most spontaneous
thing you've ever done?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
One time, right after work, I decided I was going
to meet my friends up in Key West, and I
just went home, packed the back and left. M.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
You did that with me once too. You came up
to meet me when I was working. Yes, oh yeah,
one of the best days of my life. It was.
You're spontaneous. I love that about it. Who is your
hero if you have one. I don't have one. Okay, good.
What is your biggest fear? Mm having to come back

(55:48):
to this life to relearn the same thing all over again. Oh,
preach girl. I'm not down to go down. I'm not
down to go through this again. Preach girl, Preach to
the now. M M. What is the best gift you
have been given?

Speaker 4 (56:06):
The relationships I have? M. I love that I have
some really wonderful people in my life that I'm very
lucky to be able to share time with and do
life with.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
That's one of them. May absolutely, wow, easy question. Thank
you for the wrongs.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That's beautiful. I love that. Thank you, my family, thank you,
thank you, thank you. That's the thing that people are
doing online now, wow a rose. Oh the NPC, I'm
going to start doing that. But fuck you, fuck you,
this is fucking weird. I dare you.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
In fact, next time, you know what, yeah I am,
I am making a birthday request. I request that at some
point from here next week you do a TikTok live
or you have to be an NPC and you just
curse people out depending on what they what they do,
what button they click, or whatever it is, whatever emoji
they sent, whatever.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
However that works. I'm down, fine, I'm down, so excited.
I'll let you guys know what it is. Oh my god, yeah,
tune in. Tune in. Okay. If you could eat one
meal for the rest of your life, or would it be, oh,
probably like either something Mexican or something Asian, like either

(57:30):
like tacos I mean hello, or or I don't know, okay,
makes sense, some kind of noodle dish, something you could deconstruct.
Maybe they get into multiple dishes over time. Yeah, I
didn't even think that far. Okay, do you have a
favorite author? Uh? No, I don't. What makes you laugh

(57:55):
the most? Okay, so you want to make me laugh
if you can, you can recall any like mad TV
skit or like anything from Kat Williams Pimp Chronicles too
that makes me laugh? Yeah, you crack up? You like cry? Yeah,
it's funny. It's funny. It's funny. Yeah. Also like situational humor. Yeah,

(58:17):
I like that a lot. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. Okay,
you asked me in the mterview if I believed in aliens,
then you can go listen to my answer. My question
to you is, what do you think the most the
aliens that everybody's talking about that have made contact with us,

(58:38):
the ones that everybody's talking about, these UFOs and all
these conspiracies and visiting us, et cetera, abducting us, blah
blah blah, abducting us. Okay, Okay, what do you think
those aliens look like?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
It's really hard to say, because I imagine that wherever
whatever environment must have housed the these beings has the
ability to be of a material that maybe you and
I have never known to have existed. So I don't
know if if there are not aliens that have been

(59:12):
among us this whole time that we just don't have
the capacity to even detect, like you know how for
certain bugs, if you move too quickly, they can't pick
up on your movement.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
So we're carbon based beings. What if there are hydrogen
based beings. I don't know, or they're far far ahead
of us in terms of like the connection to their
mind and their biology, and maybe they can shape shift
and transform into anything. Yeah, maybe they look like humans.

(59:43):
Maybe they look maybe they are like some kind of
humanoid human like you know, saying their particles. I couldn't say. Yeah, Okay,
I like your ideas, though, thank you. Okay, do you
believe in soulmates? I believe in soul mates. I don't

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believe that you have like one soulmate, okay, and that's
like the person that you're destined to marry and be
in a long term, monogamous, committed relationship with to the
day you die. No, I don't believe in that. But
I put this question last. I'm out of here now
because I know it's funny you've asked this because I

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know you and I've talked about that. No, I know,
I know, and I totally understand you. Yeah, but I
do believe in soulmates. I do believe. Yeah, I do
believe that there are people that you can encounter throughout
the period of your life. Hopefully you encounter them at
every juncture. But feel familiar. Yeah, that feel like maybe

(01:00:54):
she doesn't always have to be romantic. No, not at all,
not at all. Yeah, not at all, so Orgy four. Yeah,
I do believe some of us, you know, Yeah, we'll
travel together. Yeah, I definitely. I believe you're one of
my soulmates. For shizzle, I love you, I love you

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or almost some baby, my beautiful birthday girl. So there's
the story. I'm going to preface this question with the story.
Oh I love this, Salvador, Dolly. Is this like the
gem triview version of like those long form math questions,
or like Laurie sat in an apple and her dad
had a bad day, her mom drove.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
To the store and her brother came. Those haunt me,
those her sisters? How many apples?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Jimmy's taller than John. John is four inches taller than
this Apple. Yes, Apple talks, and it's telling me it's
three inches taller than how many days are there? Like
fuck trauma, syrama, Okay, go ahead, Okay. So Salvador Dolly
did this amazing thing that I found out about the
other day, which is that apparently he never pretty much

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paid for a meal in his life. And more so,
I think I overheard you talking about this. Yeah. More so,
he would invite all these friends or social elites or
other artists to these lavish dinners at these very very
expensive restaurants. Granted at the time he was already famous,
you know, in his way, you know, and so he

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when it came time to pay the bill, it was
obviously ridiculouly expensive for the time inflation, and he would
always pay with the check, right, but on the back
of each check he would do a custom drawing, right
because he knew that at the end of the day,

(01:02:50):
if they were to cash the check, they would lose
the artwork, which was invaluable, you know what I'm saying.
So most of those people obviously didn't cash the check
a because it was either worth a ton more money
or because they knew that they were never like you're
never gonna have the opportunity to have a painting by

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Salvador Dali? Right, So are there just like a check
book collection out there in the world of Salvador Dali? Jack, Yeah,
there are people who have them. It's crazy, Yeah, incredible. Anyway,
for example, you know, are you gonna leave a note
that says, I'll give you three hours of my time?
Give people advice? Are you gonna write the music? You're

(01:03:33):
gonna write them a song? Are you gonna write them
a poem? Are you gonna leave them advice? You know
what I'm saying? Like what would be your what you
think would be your most valuable trade? Or like maybe
like a token of my love and or your friendship? Yeah,

(01:03:57):
I guess I try to be a good friend. Yeah,
but yeah, token of my love. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
I do you need someone to ever love on you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I'll take one. You can have them. Okay, last two
questions my love and these am going to ask in Spanish.
These were actually written in questions. That's somebody that I recruited, asked,
and I'm curious to see what you think. Algo, actual,

(01:04:33):
if you could change something about the natural world order,
what would that be? Oh? Our toxic relationship to productivity.
M I guess that's not the natural world order at all. Yeah,
I guess something about the natural world order nothing maybe Yeah, humans,

(01:04:56):
Uh No, I think the planet will do what it's
supposed to do with us one a time comes all right, No,
I mean I really do believe that. I think that
whatever is meant to happen is exactly what will happen.
And then there's some kind of like peace in releasing,
releasing anything, any kind of expectation when you realize that. Yeah,
I mean, I'm also relieved because we have this. We

(01:05:17):
have this ship so we can like leave Earth we want.
We don't have a lot of room, though. We gotta
get We gotta get like a like a camper to
pull behind this thing. Is there a space camper, space trailer?
We should go to Dick Sporting Goods. We probably have something.
What would Dick sporting goods be called in space flicks?

(01:05:40):
Lick blorks Blorks sporting goods. All right, are you ready, jem.
You've made it to the end of the gem for you,
this is your last question? Yeah, what is your favorite
quality about yourself? My search for the truth. I feel

(01:06:01):
like sometimes to my detriment. I am. I'm always trying
to find the truth, whatever that is, whatever that reveals
about me or anyone else around me, however difficult that
may be. Yeah, I really try to get to like

(01:06:23):
the root of things, and you've helped me see more
how it's a constant searching for the truth, but it's
one that's always worthwhile and there really is no truth
and right, not like in a like you know, desperate
search for any kind of answer, just like you know,
not not settling for not settling for a lie ye

(01:06:48):
or a comforting tale doesn't serve you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I love you, baby, great job. I learned about you.
I laughed with you. You're forgetting one very very important
Oh I'm not forgetting, am I? Uh? Space News, everybody,
It's time for everybody's favorite new network from audifa Ice
Space News. All right, ear the links today on Space News.

(01:07:20):
NASA unveils new website and streaming service landing later this year.
The on demand ad free platform will be available on iOS, Android, Roku,
Apple TV Fire and more. I know right. It is
a no cost ad free platform which is actually pretty incredible,
and it has been christened as NASA Plus. Wait it

(01:07:41):
is free, I know free, and it's created to be
a must have outlet, showcasing live event coverage from otter Space,
special panels, exclusive interviews, and original video series. Yeah. Accessibility
will arrive via the NASA app on the aforementioned platforms
as well as on the web. Quote, we're putting Space

(01:08:01):
on demand and at your fingertips through web space. I
know I'm super down for Space Netflix because I'm thinking
like the Kardashian Show where like Pluto is pissed off
as the planet because after everything has been through, they
took away something like God. I've thought about it too much,
but anyway. Artists, scientists, and entrepreneurs transmit artwork to the
International Space Station. A group of international artists has sent

(01:08:23):
artwork to the ISS, seeking to connect science and art
in their practices and to inspire future generations. Hollo Art Collective,
founded in Canada, consists of artists from thirty countries on
five continents. Organizers say the group included professional artists, but
also those who come from a variety of other backgrounds,

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including entrepreneurs, engineers, and even children. In March, SpaceX delivered
to the International Space Station the technology that allowed the
art and Space Project to transmit these images into space.
The artwork included paintings, drawings, neurodesign creation, and AI generated pieces.
Organizers call it the first ever art collection in space.

(01:09:06):
And isn't that dope? That's incredible? I know. I just
hope there was a kind of like an erotic section,
because space can be space. Yeah, I'm sure, all right,
good news for life, everybody. Mars rivers flowed for long
stretches a long time ago. Rivers likely flowed continuously into
the red planet's Ja zero crater for at least a

(01:09:29):
million years. Some rivers on ancient Mars flowed for long
enough to stretch into a bonafide habitable environment on this
red planet, a new study suggests, with water and human
survival so seemingly in our near future on Mars, the
first ever investments in Mar books, a Mars Starbucks collaboration,
will be open for public funding in early twenty twenty five.

(01:09:51):
Woah that I Christ may know what And this has
been courteous space news.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Wait, so there's no more Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Down, no more Bucks for now, but maybe they'll have
one at a Flicks Sporting Goods. That's what it's to
be called instead of dicks, Babe, there is one more
thing before we let everybody go that I want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
It is your birthday week, and it is my birthday today.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
It is your birthday today, and I just want to
say the world is better because you're in it. And
I hope that I get to celebrate many, many many
more birthdays with you. And I'm glad that everybody got
to learn about such a special person on her birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
And Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
not beautiful baby, Happy birdirday to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
I love you. I almost made it the whole thing
without crime. I have to get you somehow. I love you.
Thank you, baby, I love you. Thank you for being
with us on the Gemterview and gems Birthday. I don't matter.
I don't no matter. Baby. We'll catch you next time
on in our own world. We love you. Bye bye.

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