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August 16, 2023 46 mins

Shhhhhh! You’ll want to grab a pair of headphones for this one. Captains Em and Gem embark on a delicate journey to the realm of static-like physical responses in response to audio stimuli. A.K.A., goosebumps and tingly sensations triggered by sounds. These two music makers compete for which sounds are more pleasing and likely to cause you, our Earthlings, ASMR.
Warning: might cause sleepiness, relaxation, and in some cases, irritability.
Not recommended for individuals with misophonia.
Strongly recommended for audiophiles across the galaxies. 

Featuring: Emily Estefan, Gemeny Hernandez

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Captain on coupchack, I hate you the same. Let's go
to missionating ready for wondering at.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Lunch the lower things? So are you I there?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Welcome to a very special episode of.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
In an Hour Work.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sponsored Bejamin.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
So.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, eminary parity, special activity that we really wanted to
do for quite some time.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah we o.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is popular amongst the young folk, thank you for
the flowers, but as older folk like to enjoy in
it too, and we figured don't knock until you try it,
so why not give it our own spin and make
it a competition? Baby?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Would you like to share the predetermined rules of the
game and how we prepared for this moment? Yes, I'd
also like to share that all Cubans should try it
as AMR because maybe would make us less loud. Okay, yes,
here are the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Why are you crowling? Here are the rules? Well, there
you came Bert exactly. Okay. One of the rules is,
well glad.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
One of the rules is we had twenty four hours
to gather our own items to make noise with to
be prepared for this as MR episode. Yes, we also
purchased a slime pack. An ASMR slime pack is to
be divided and an app placed in a dray before

(02:23):
us with even materials. Let's see who can come up
with the better ASMR slim sound. The next rule, yeah,
is neither of us can use the magical alien sound,
which is the whistle and the same.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Better.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
We can't do that sound. That's not pleasing anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
The last role is that either of us laughs. That
is one point removed from our own score.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Correct. Although I don't know how we add a score.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Anybody that knows us knows when we play all the
games we.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Play actually keep score.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That was the neighbors shudder making an appearance with these
mics of the game all the way up. I bet
you could hear a pin drop peep.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Nope. Okay, now that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
We explain the rules of the game, we should probably
give you a lesson on hansom R.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would love one.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You know how much I love facts. I do, so,
of course I got the definition of ansom R.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What's here noun?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's an act him that stands for autonomous sensory meridian
response and just defined as a feeling of well being
combined with a tinkling sensation and the scalp and down
the back of the neck, as experienced by some people

(04:21):
in response to plasmic gentle stimulus. Often a particular sound
you're reading that simulated me, Oh you just lost them.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Shit, so we do we?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I guess we can't use any of our board sounds
today either. No, so there was actually a role that
we didn't mention, which was no digital zund oh. That
that was a role we established yesterday. Okay, okay, let's
let's do the easy first.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, what goes first?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You wanted to do the slame thing first? You can
go first if you tell me, without reading the card
what ANSWAR stands for it Autonomous sensory meridian response.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
That Okay, that wasn't that hard. I don't think you
wanted to go first. This is all wrapped in plastic, alright.
So first step, we have this green boney material. Oh,

(05:47):
there I go. It smells like a watermelon. You didn't
tell me that this was smelling his line.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I didn't know. I barely smell.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
M.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm picking up the others. That doesn't sound like anything.
Sh I won't two of these combined?

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh you like that one?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
How can you do one sound with the flowman? Then
I do one sound.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Go you fers is going down with the green with.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
The green one, and then we'll move on.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'll be okay, this is my favorite one. Ready a
lot like.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
We're gonna do a sound, and you guys pick whos
are better? Okay, go ahead, jum when we're marrying and
all the one it's nothing sound making a lot of noise.
It smells better than it sounds.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Can you guys smell it? I'm moving. You can do
whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Microphone that would transmit smell would be really cool.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I thought, I think we gotta add.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I think this is why, this is why they are
these these little beads here and listen.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
To listen those of the little foam balls that I'm about.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
To pick up with my sime and incorporate into 'em.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I would know why I lost the point, and that's
well you didn't. Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now we're making the one to thinking him one. Okay.
I'm gonna put some bout don pounds in the slime, okay,
and squeeze the big one all right. These are like
little styrofoam balls. I guess.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
H my slime ism is her? How should do that?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I don't know, I guess you could just say I'm
better at this already. Oh look what's here?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Wait, wait, like the mumble rabbits in the shape of
little art. Oh that was really good.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I have no balls to.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
She's opening fast. I'm gonna please make balls in sime
the remaining slime. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Thank you, so I'll drink you.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Wow, thank you, But I think i'll lame one the

(10:49):
sign one.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You look like you're doing yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I didn't want to end up any thank you. I
think that it's time that we move on to the
best part of this episode. I agree the moment where

(11:26):
I win. That is a false statement, and you set
me up for failure. I just laughed again.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I get up to a points.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
You're not making a sound right now.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
You could laugh, just not That wasn't funny.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
See oh oh, they're supposed to be stimulating those are
ye see the difference.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, Emily's out. You're scared people on their antler.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I thought I was supposed to figure out the experience,
al right. I know that we both brought instruments because
we couldn't help ourselves. Okay, that's stupid, but I'm really
curious to see what else you have? Well, I don't
know what's in your box, and you don't know what's mine, right, right,
I know, since.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You went first, should I go first this time? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'd love that actually sounded me getting my box?

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Oh my first?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Are you hungry? My first?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I know?

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Purtzels, Wow, clip clip clip, extra dark pencils, extra extra clutch.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's not good of me. Give me a pencil walled?
I believe, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Good.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
That was spectacular, Thank you. All right, let's see what
I have. Oh, I guess i'll I'll stick to your theme.
That's about a can of coke and a metal straw

(14:06):
you buying at strong? Sorry, I mean.

Speaker 10 (14:57):
I'm literally tearing up the woods b I'm looking at
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is very bizarre, you guys. But that's the point.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
That realized everything.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Okay, that experience was really that's sensory. Murdy in response, remember,
oh my god, I'm fully crying, fire me coke.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
Okay, well I.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Think I think we just.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Oh my god, guy, she's really really crying. All right,
I want to see you dup that. Okay, so this
next one is really good too.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh oh, a match box held by a tiny hand,
a tiny hand caressing your face.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
And now the mud is not.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
An evening out. You want to light a cat out
and then you can just take out your match box. Wow,

(16:55):
I have something similar.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Can you hear the smoke? Don't?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Okay, you're not crying, so.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Alright? I really am.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I really like where we're going with this, because it
too Oh man, I also brought a match Oh yeah,
there's this fancy. I have brought a match box and
down glass and that's the lid.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Shall we lighted? Yes?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Please don't cry now I'll train unt. I'm not crying.

(18:51):
But that was delightful.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Ain't killed? I have one im but none.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
She just stuck the belt in her mouth.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Don't try this. Always smiles.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Wow, I have to say that my favorite part of
that was the part were you in fighting the bond?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
That was really good. Thank you?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I say for years and New York. Okay, it smells
like a bunch of bird things in here.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh I have prepared what is.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
That an instrument? I might cry again.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
This is what it looks.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like whenna under thirty four Quickly eyes are double taped
to a plastic pod oh wow, I really like that.
I might need to borrow it later. I know, like

(21:17):
part of this is kind of you know, must be playful,
but it actually is kind of like making music. Yeah,
with objects, it's very mesmerizing. I love the cocle eye
bottle I gift.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Can I keep it?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Of course? We have to put it in the studio. Yeah,
you want to play with it?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh if she goes wow, she turned into shake.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I really like it. Thank kill me. You're welcome. What
have you got next? What are you doing with my
school scraper? Ma'am?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
So Actually I just learned that this scraper vegetable. Yeah,
why do you have my vegetable scraper here? I have
a vegetable scraper?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh nice? Wow? Wow, wow, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
My gud found this stoom too.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
She's inserting, hmm, thank you. Wow. That was I never.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Will look at that thing in the same way ever again. Okay,
Oh what a treat and an apple and a produce. Deeeler,

(23:30):
let me not come myself. Those are the pieces of apple.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Bee following, help me careful.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
She's quacking, but the diamonds from trying.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
To hold in laughter.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Hi, hello, okay, you look like you're right enjoying that apple.
I'm actually not a big apple person in my life.
That's apple sauce, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You want some?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Those are jazz apples to the mic. I'm sorry, dully
for my next one. We have this pair ball squashball
called shling.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Okay, this one wasn't so good.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Well, I'll reserve my opinion for after.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okay, you're a turn.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Okay, I almost forgot everything I brought.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
We have a lot of weird ship on our house,
so we couldn't have a dish on sounds, right, But
you didn't say we couldn't capture the sound something digital.
Some low poll's cheating a pallide camera ball, so smart

(26:17):
art of plastic exterior. I feel like you have a
kick in this jem. Maybe fondling of the camera DM.

(26:51):
And it looks like I'm out of don So you've
got a limited edition sound that was really nice.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Short left.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
So you also brought a soda, but I'm gonna present
mine in a different way, and yours is Minnesota start.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's some that's a sparkling water.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It's a sparkling water, and I'm gonna make different sounds.
And I have a cup of plastic cup.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
And here's the can.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
And now I'm a scanned by Mormons. Oh wow, sounds nice.

(28:29):
That was really nice. That bore the boar was every day.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Your body wanted to his more. Dude.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I don't know what that sound wants, but I just
came out of my body.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Okay, I feel.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like we're nearing the end of them. My thanks wminess
are bringing up by bigger contenders. Okay, I present to
you the better cheetcase.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Oh wait, there's more.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
It has a simper, that's er has some nice bass

(29:59):
mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And there you haven't I loved that.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Go ahead, my amazing best friend tenofoil.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh my goodness. That was thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I present to you the office edition. There you have

(31:26):
the paper, but I brought some accessories.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Hm m hm m A stapler, then talk a cat.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
One of my favorite parts of any office.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
That tape.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
What did you think about that? I feel like I'm prediant.
Send you a fax. Okay, I met your office one in.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Our own world.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Those cards, then a little dessert.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Geez the studio.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, your turn. Okay, from the next move, I have
a brand new leather sheet. You'll listen to me open it.

(34:41):
But wait, there's more.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Playing cards.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Attach cop be playing cards, playing guards on plether I

(35:28):
can't believe I didn't think of guards.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And I'm the magician.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I know I actually thought you might have brought them,
which is why over back. Yeah, I know you kind
of did. I've only got like one or two more.
It sounds like a personal problem. I don't like sas
and voice sasa samar m Okay, I'm gonna do one

(35:54):
that has been hidden in the in our own world studio,
in our own for a long time. The sound has
been gracing our ears for years. So here we have
I don't know what the actual name is, but they're
colorful musical tubes, tuned percussion tubes. We have one and

(36:16):
sharp mm hm m hm hm hm.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
No, we have one.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And these are also known as people h h And
if I play them together, they're gonna make a third.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (36:48):
Yeah. We had a little little Marriet little lambs.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
This was white as snow.

Speaker 12 (36:57):
Mm hmmm hm, I think, and you're just kind of creepy.
She just threw them, missed every piece of equipment and
stupidly congratulations that I don't like you managed.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Also, you'll never do that again, sorry, barls.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
You would have caught the asm more of killing me.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
So my last and final sound is something that, albeit
might seem very obvious, but as yet to have been used. Actually,
all right, myself, h yourself and you'll see.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Oh mhmhhhhhh Okay, hm.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
You lost a boy.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
A.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Thank you, Rodocus wild.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I'm a tiny crowd clapp. Would you like that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Okay, I think you're gonna like my last one.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
All right, gimme your gout. Okay. First, a towel h h.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Far my lap mm hmm mhm, a small glass, a
champagne glass, another class that I don't know the name of,

(39:34):
and a diny diny water dropper. I'm intrigued. So for
this demonstration, Oh it's a demonstration, I'm gonna need you
to pass me with some water.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Water.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh nice, I'm gonna set the water right beside me.

(40:22):
She's living on the edge with this water demonstration. That
is really fucking cold.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm not done just yet.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
The champagne glass. Who would have thunk it?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
The wait?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
There's more and the real challenges This one okay, in
the tiniest class, I'd like to successfully make a water
drop sound.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
That was one. Let's see if we can get another.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Wise that's hard to do.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
That was great.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Wow, that was worth the whole episode.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
One more. There you have it.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
That coke made me cry and that water is making
me want to be real bad.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
But that was really cool. I'm glad you're enjoying. Glad
you even figure that out.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Well, I couldn't hold it.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
That was me being.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I think I'm done now.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I think also, you wofed my ass. You have won
the ASMR episode, and I think I just creeped everybody out,
including myself. To be honest, you know, I'm just curious.
Did you look up any ASMR videos to prepare for this?
Are you just like, let me make the weirdest sounds?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I can?

Speaker 6 (42:19):
No.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
I googled some folly, which is like how people make
sounds for movie and lovies and stuff like that, which
I actually find really fascinating. It is and a lot
of the people make crazy as sounds for movies. They
are actually using household items. Yeah, I've seen that, so
I'm very fascinated by it. But it's the combination of both,
but you clearly did worries while considering that we both

(42:42):
are like negative four points.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
And I'd say it's quite a time.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Well, you know that, for this very ace You know that,
for this very special ASMR episode, it actually wouldn't be
complete without an ASMR version of space. Stellar surf is up.
Monster waves install as three suns are crashing upon a

(43:09):
colossal star. No models of the star system ever filed.
The titanic waves generated by tides are repeatedly breaking on
one of the stars in the system, the first time
this phenomenon has ever been seen on the star. Breaking
waves and stars are as beautiful as those on the

(43:29):
pitches of our oceans. Each crash of the stars, towering
tidal waves releases through energy to disintegrate our entire planet
several hundred times over, says Marcan McLeod, a postdoctoral fellow
in theoretical astrophysics at the Sun for Astrophysics, Imagine landing
on a planet only to be greeted by a wave

(43:50):
fretime plane of the Sun. No, I'm not serving with
you on that planet, thank you. I'll be saying those
waves on nasaplus, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's right, Yes, By.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
The way, NASA Plus is a real thing, and you
can learn more about that in last week's episode and
is thirty. Mars Society begins simulated planet mission on Canadian
Art DC. The Mars Society is back on the Red planet,
a simulated one at least the fifteenth crew has taken
up residence aboard the organizations Flashlight Mars Arctic Research Station

(44:23):
f MARKED and I've begun performing a range of scientific
tests and field studies.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
They spent their.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
First week inspecting an upgrade the facility, as well as
connecting a series of live educational medial conferences. And quite
weak in the anticommy machine. Iwas put by way to him,
if there are giant waves on other planets, I'm not
risking Mars once again.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm good to hear.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
July twenty twenty three with the hottest month on Earth
since at least eighteen eighty by a long shot, since NASA.
A year like this gives us a glimpse of how
rising temperatures and heavier rains can infector society and stress
critical infrastructure over the next decade. The last five hottest
July is and this database occurred within the past five years.

(45:08):
The agency for their projects that next year will be hotter. Still, Miami,
Florida has strangely reporting on NASA's meter as fuck.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
No fair knight.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I saw this morning on the news. It's awful, very y'all.
This is scary. Don't be ignoring climate change seriously, and
this has been its face. NEOs, Well, we as am ared.
Weir heard, we conquered. Yeah, and I think we can
agree we're both losers here. No, I actually think you

(45:39):
want by a long shot, well, you know what, won't
leave it to you to decide.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, you desire?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Are you feeling stimulated? Also, Babe, were we gonna go
back to talking normal after this?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I don't think so. I'm stuck.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I'll join us next week to see if we can
unstick ourselves from these answer bart voices and think flying
with us.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's on the mothership.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
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