October 16, 2024 • 49 mins
This week, we're taking off on a deep dive into the most baffling laws our little blue planet has to offer. From regulations that make you question if gravity is the only thing keeping us grounded, to rules that sound like they were drafted by aliens on their lunch break, we'll explore just how far the human imagination stretches when it comes to legislating everyday life. Think of it as a guided tour through humanity's finest overreactions. No spacesuit required, but a sense of humor helps.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In Nebraska, you cannot get married if you have an
STD what.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, it's personal right, they're like hippo laws against that.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig. Oh,
they're considered to be companion animals, so you have to
have at least too.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's really cute. And what do they do, Like they
send like little animal officers coming over to verify that
there's two welfare check woo, say cam.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So you can't pretend to be a witch, but you
could be a real witch.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, no misogyny. Between the hours of all twenty four
in one day. Launch Greetings, flings, how are you? But
sounds like what's the character from Empir's New Groove?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, she was played by Eartha Kit. Did you
know that?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I didn't know that. The more you know, I
love that. Anyway, what a good movie. I haven't seen
that in a while. I know Emper's New Groove.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We'll watch it later anyway. Welcome to another installment and
another flight of.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
In our own world.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Woo the Aliens go wild? M Yeah, so you know,
we like talking about a variety of different things. And
on the pod personally when we're researching and with the
cool people that we're reading, but also when we just
get to have a conversation US two and we do
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our own research. Sometimes we surprise each other with these
things we didn't know and carry them around in our
little brain pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's a way to keep it fresh and exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes, and today our fresh and inciting topic is femeral
please strange laws.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wow, yeah, you just outed yourself, boy, because you don't
have a drum roll sound on this, and Chela you
warned you. I know, well, I can't believe it. We're
like almost a whole season later.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm gonna add it, but also added a post to
anybody who leaved in. We'll never let you guys. But anyway,
we figured. You know, it's one of those years. Well
it's always important to make sure you're registered to vote
and vote because your voice matters. But you know, it's
a year that that's been you know, around a lot.
And sometimes in the world of politics, we have to
talk about stuff that's not so fun or interesting. But
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here in space we can talk about fun and interesting
things that have to do with these laws. And today
we're talking about strained ones from all over the world.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah. I love doing anything with you, especially learning new things.
And I can say that I have a couple of
strange laws that I've prepared. Oh right here in own
backyard of the US of It. Some weird laws that
make you go. Some of them make a lot of sense.
Some of them are like wow, I can't imagine the
event that made that come into place.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I'm excited to find out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, do you have something for me? I do, Go ahead,
take it away.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
All right, you're gonna start us off. I'll start off
with something light. Some of these tickle my fancy, and
I hope they'll tickle yours as well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Eat yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Aid myself, wait to speak? What is it? I remember? Okay,
let's start off with Let's start off with some state laws.
All right, So, in the state of Georgia, chickens are
not allowed to cross the road. Section eight one of
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Georgia law has ruled against domestic fowl running.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
At large at large.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So what no chickens crossing the road in Georgia?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What are they? What are they to do? Ticket the chicken?
I'm sorry, Like, what if it's a free range chicken?
I think that's not high Leah. You know what do
they have like social Security numbers? Oh? Well, crossing the road?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To break the Georgia law?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah right, glad? You know.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Anyway, anyway, in Arizona, it is illegal for a donkey
to sleep in a bathtub, okay, in the bedroom. Well,
the the law was enacted because there was literally a
donkey sleeping outside in a bathtub that got washed away
in a flood. And they had to use a lot
of tax funds to expel a great rescue effort to
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rescue this donkey in a bathtub.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But they rescued it, I believe, so they better have,
don't that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, this one I really enjoyed because you know how
much you and I love to just break out into
the Star Spangled banner okay, the national agazon.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Always okay, weird? Why do we do that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But if we were to ever see.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay right now, if you're in Massachusetts, you just would
have broken the law. Really, yes, because in Massachusetts, if
you sing or play the Star Spangled Banner on an
instrument in any public space other than as a whole,
on separate composition, you will be fine, so you have
to play the entire thing or you could be fine.
So that's you just broke the law. I kind of
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want to go around and like like stand on my
f and be like, who say, Cam, that's right there?
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, I love that. Okay, this one actually, I kind
of like you'll understand in Oklahoma it's illegal to make
faces at dogs. M you know, so you can't bother
the dog. I think it was specifically a kissy face,
like no you can't. I think they really made it
so that, like to protect people from enticing dogs because
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you never know, people don't know how to raise their children,
let alone their dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Ooh b.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But also for service dogs, so that they're not like
disrupt disrupted in their in the middle of their work.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's the thing. Like some of these, you know, as
strange as they are, maybe it makes sense because it's true,
Like you also never want to get in a dog's face.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It should be like make a face at a dog
with their owner's consent.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh yeah, I don't know. Okay, this one is fun.
So in New Mexico, okay, you can wear a sombrero
like a Mexican sombrero okay, but you can't dance while
you have it on. It is reportedly legal to dance
in a sombrero in New Mexico, according to published by
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Tucker Yoda and Associates. What nothing illegal about wearing a sombrero,
but start dancing in it and you're breaking the law.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Last.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That can't be real. Which okay. Similar in Florida, and
I actually had known this before, it's illegal to sing
in public in your bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well cuugh me, then.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What have you sang in public in your bathing suit
on the beach? You've sang on the beach in a
bathing suit?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You haven't been like sitting there lounging and singing along
with the singing along with something? Or does it have
to be like a ticketed event like I'm sure it has.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
To you singing maybe not like humming along to a
tune you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm pretty sure what I was wearing when I played
Gay Pride would be considered as a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Were you on the beach technically, I mean there's a
bathing suit top and pants.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, that's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know why I think part of a series
of regulations aimed at maintaining public decorum on beaches, which LOL,
don't go to if you're worried about public decorum.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yea from Miami Beach. Okay, ooh, okay, speaking of interesting
kind of things like that. This has nothing to do
with a bathing suits. But I couldn't think of a segway,
So just pretend this makes sense. In Oklahoma. Ooh, tattoos
were banned until two thousand and six. Wow. The state
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of Oklahoma banned tattooing in nineteen sixty three and lifted
the band in two thousand and six from Governor Brad
Henry's signing the Senate Bill eight oh six.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, So does that mean that you can't have a
tattoo in Oklahoma or you can't give a tattoo in Oklahoma?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I would guess that it means that, like the art
of tattooing is would be illegal.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, So you can go to Oklahoma, like we could
go to Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, right, but we can't get a tattoo. And it
came up before in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Whatever, that's okay. I mean I've never really aspired to
get a tattoo in Oklahoma, but just wondering if I can.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But if it wasn't allowed, maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I would No, what would it be? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh god, no, fro Oklahoma, just getting anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
In California, it's illegal to eat a frog that dies
during a frog jumping contest.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That makes total sense to me. They should just extend
it to all frogs.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What okay, But the reason why it exists is to
protect the winners of their annual frog jumping contest.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh no, see that's not where my brain went, Like, well,
what if like the winners of the frog contest are
like the Beyonce of frogs, and like the whole frog
community would probably be like devastated if if they if
they ate Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Frog Yonce, we'll say yeah, oh say yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In Alaska, it's illegal to wake a sleeping bear just
for a photograph. Which would you want to wake a
sleeping bear?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know what, if you wake a sleeping bear, you
deserve what you're getting, And I think the least problem
would be getting arrested. How about sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but that just again it
begs the question, like what was the occurrence that required
the law to be put in places. Who was out there?
So let me let me poke this bear for a
selfie because then I'll get a really good one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, I want that dude probably survived because you know
it was a dude and he would And then they're like,
we need to make this a law to make an
example out your ass. Lord that all right? In Nebraska
you cannot get married if you have an STD What.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, americs personal aren't there like hippo laws against that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I I don't know. Amerae Qualification Code in the Nebraska
state legislature, legally married prohibits residents with sexually transmitted diseases
from marrying in the.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's really screwed up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A homophobic Also, like by the time you're getting married,
in the time that we're in I would venture to
guess that you would have been intimate by that point.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
When was that law enacted? I just have a feeling
it's around the AIDS.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm not sure. Oh well no, yeah, But.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because that's what I'm getting from that, Like why would
they care because like I'm pretty sure we were like
two hundred years ago, we were all giving each other syphilism.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Shit, how was that you were there?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Great? I survived it.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You were saying it like you were there like two
hundred and fifty years ago when I was strutting in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In my petticoat. See, that's one of the ones that
I'm gonna want to look up now. I want to
go home. But I would be like, what is the
deal with this weird.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Lawd come over in here? Reading the Nebraska law book,
I found a loophole. All right, do you want to
like leave and talk about maybe some places, some other
places around.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
The world in there?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, I love because it's you know, they're all over
the world. We have strange loss.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Why do we speak like this now? But't be I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We're traveling around the world now, so who knows the
places we're getting.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Let's let's go around the world.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I never watched Around the World in eighty days, just
putting that out there. Is it good? Is it worth it?
I don't remember that's a that's that was the movie.
I think it was the guy they got on the
hot air balloon or.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Something like this.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Anyway, moving on, all right, so all right, start us off. Okay,
in Switzerland, and I love this one, it is illegal
to own just one guinea pig. They're considered to be
companion animals, so you have to have at least too.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I love that. I know that's really cute. Yeah, so cute.
And what do they do?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Like they send like, uh, maybe they won't sell you one,
Like maybe you have to prove you have one before
they sell you the second or or the first? Yeah,
the second, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just like little animal, you know, officers coming over
to verify that there's two.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, flag like the hamster and the glass case beside
the guinea pig at the pet store, or like a person.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, okay, person in a hamster suit. Okay.
In Milan, Italy, it is illegal not to smile. Among
many old laws which for some reason are not yet repealed,
there is a happy law still in force today in Milan.
To be more specific, it's not actually a law, but
a local regulation from Astro Hungarian time, which requires every
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Miliana citizen to smile. It is unclear for it also
applies to people visiting the capital. However, everyone is free
to comply with the local requirement.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's pretty cool?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Smile?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I mean, yeah, I don't want to be forced to smile.
But I like that they encourage smiling.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's where love, That's where that law came from. Sodren
is telling women to smile. Let's make it a law.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's true. Why don't men say that sometimes while we're
throwing things out there? Suck my ass? It's just you know,
just figure that I joined in Okay, okay, in Samoa,
it is illegal to forget your wife's birthday. What's my birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'll get what you think I forgot your birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, it'd be very crazy a month after the
stink that I formed. This year, this year, every year,
I'm a leo. Okay, what time was I born?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I want to say? That's crazy? What time was?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I asked?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What time was I born?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You were born at three?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You were born at like twelve ish? It was like
a twelve something ha.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Photography.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It was not three pm. It was four pm. It
wasn't five pm. Okay, stop and it wasn't it was.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It wasn't you lost eleven pm. That's enough.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's almost the next day.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'm gonna just move on and I'm gonna take the
next one too. In Japan. Now this one's a little wild.
This was a little while. They have a lot of
mixed feelings about this one, mostly like invasion of privacy.
But in Japan it is illegal in certain regions to
be overweight. The Metabo law, which I assume is metabolism related,
requires individuals over forty to have their waistlines measured annually,
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with penalties for exceeding a set circumference aiding at curbing
aided at curbing obesity.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
And some black mirrors.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Shit, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's really weird, And.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Like who performs these tests, like your physician.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And like what happened? Like they go and throw all
your corn flakes?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like no, you have your fined literally give you a fine.
They're like, oh you're also like what about your bone structure?
Like how do they calculate this if?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What if you just prefer to look, you know, heavier,
Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, no, good anyway, So many ways of kerb obesity
other than.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That, Okay, oh this isn't This is one that I
felt like what makes sense? Kind of like this is
one of the ones that I guess it is strange
in the sense that I haven't really thought about it before,
but this is one that I don't oppose at all.
In Bulgaria, you can't drive without a fire extinguisher in
your car. Oh okay, Like you know how many accidents
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happen and there's a fire and like there's not enough
time and you have to wait for Like I.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Mean, I think that aren't fire extinguishers flammable? Like couldn't
they they contribute to the combustion?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean if the fires that.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Pretty, I mean, I'm mad against that, but just like
you know, since I had to learn about fire extinguishers recently,
I learned that they expire, they have to get like
they have to do a up to date. I'm not
against it. I'm just curious as to why. But sure,
I guess car.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Specific fire extinguisher because you know, there are different kinds.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I only know about the red one.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No, like there are different ways, like different materials that
are in different fire extinguishers, like for chemical fires, for
gas fire.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah that makes sense for things like that. I thought
all fire extinguishers were like universal.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, let us know or things. If you want to
do an entire episode, sorry, move on, it'll be going
to sleep episode. Okay, Well, I was kind of excited
about that and then you just put pooed on it.
But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I liked I liked the I love that you are
an advocate for safety. Let me say that, I love
that you're an advocate for safety. I just feel like,
you know, you have to keep fire extinguishers up to date,
and they have don't They have to have like some
kind of notification. Yeah, yeah, like that's annoying. Don't give
me another job. God, Okay, I hardly want to do
this stuff. I already have to do now I have
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to have a fire exciutre in my car anyway, whatever,
but hey, if it makes things safer, sure, give me
a good argument for it, not considering all right, in.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Some research while you're researching the other one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, In China, it's illegal to reincarnate without government perhimission.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
To bet and Buddhist monks are required to get permission
from the Chinese government before reincarnating. Sweet, So like what
I mean, Like that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Like they go in there like like shopping and they
get to pick who they.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Also, at what point do you do you make that
that call? You know, and as they say no, So
who would willingly reincarnate no offense, full offense? Who would
be like, can't wait to do this again?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'd reincarnate as like a dog in my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't think that. I don't like that. Buddhist monks
believe that you can read. Maybe they I don't know.
I don't know enough about Buddhism, but maybe they do
believe you can reincarnate. It's like another species. But that's
like that song that Willow wrote with su Janavi. Here.
Oh yeah, I won't I don't want to come back.
I won't go round again. Or I can't go round again.
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I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But you know they have another planet. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I don't know, we'll see so far, Like I'm good
with one.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, how about this one? In England, a boy is
not allowed to see a naked mannequin until after the
age of ten.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Are there, I'm not against that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'm not against that either.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'm just like, why do we sexualize the nude human body?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like, we're the only species on the planet that wears clothes,
and like we we we taught ourselves to feel shame
all these other animals are out here like picking fleas
out of their butt, and they're totally cool. Like Alula
stays eating novas.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But I know it's so great.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
She's clean, she's in her dog brain, she's cleaning her
You know, it's an act of love. I'm sure a
lot of love them care. But here we are like
ashamed human bodies, which is a little weird. So I
am pro not sexualizing human bodies. I don't think I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Pro like if maybe we need some less sexual only boys,
That's what I was about to say, looking at that
those weird boy mannequins.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
With the bulge, they don't even have what they're supposed
to have.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That would be so weird. Mannequins with like.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Normalized human bodies, normalized naked human bodies. There are other
cultures that don't sexualize. Nudity is way more, it's way
more normalized, and less have a problem because of that. Exactly.
It's so funny when you start to limit people how
they like to rebel.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All right, your turn, Okay, what loves do you have
about naked mannequin? No?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I don't have one about a naked mannequin, but I
do know that In Thailand, it's illegal to step on
money since the king is on their banknotes. They see
it is like disrespecting the king. You can't step on
a dollar. I guess their banknote.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That makes sense. Yeah, I guess they're like rules like
that about our flags.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Who is knowingly stepping on a dollar?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Also, I mean, if there's wind, then you want to
stop it to begin.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You are under arrest.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh my gosh. Okay, what about this one? In the UK?
All right, it's illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious
circumstances under the Salmon Act of nineteen eighty. This law
was intended to prevent illegal fish poaching in sales, though
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it's wording is noticeably fake.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What so you just can't hold the salmon?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
See like on the wording. For me, I'm thinking like
somebody's robbing a bank and they're like holding a salmon
under that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's what I thought too, under suspicious circumstances, right, yeah,
you could rob a bank, but you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Can't hold the salmon. No suspiciousness salmons?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay. In Denmark, it's illegal to start your car without
checking for children underneath.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Which is dark, real dark, that's real dark. But I
mean safety first.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I guess why do they have to make it
a law.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Hey, when we were traveling, uh this summer, where were
we was it Edinburgh?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Edinburgh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That Uh, it's like a rule. And they have signs
everywhere that you can't be sitting in your car with
your car running, like ohmissions.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It might be like a either you care Scotland wide thing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's school though.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, it's really makes sense. That one makes a lot
of sense.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, that's not a strange one, that's a smart one.
All right. How about this? In Canada, it's illegal to
pretend to practice witchcraft, to pretend to practice witch.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay, so does that mean that if you effectively practice
witchcraft that you can do it? Like what if I'm
a real witch?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
The Canadian Criminal Code prohibits fraudulent witchcraft, fortune telling and
pretending to practice the occult aimed at preventing scams. So
that makes more sense. But how do they verify that?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And also, like, do are they just deeming that all
witchcraft is fraudulent because they could be.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Saying that no, because then I think it wouldn't say
pretend to practice witchcraft.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So you can't pretend to be a witch, but you
could be a real witch.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, down, I guess we gotta go to Canada and
find out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, we have to go to back to Canada, okay,
but back to Scotland. If someone and we learned this
when we were in Scotland, if someone knocks out your
door and requires the use of your toilet, you must
let them in, yes, which like lol. We also learned
this one. We didn't fact check, but a Scottish man
told us so must be real, the freedom to Rome law.
That was so interesting. Yeah, they just I think that
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the Scottish people first of are like very hospitable and
also they recognize human beings, human beings right to enjoy
any natural occurrence or not occurrence. That wouldn't be the
right way to say that, like land not just land.
Basically they believe it we all have the right to
access nature. So if you have like a farm or
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a certain plot of land that has maybe like a
creek running through it or whatever. Everyone, I don't think
they can be in your buildings. I don't understand, you know,
I don't know how many people can do it. I
don't know if they can convene there. But like you
technically have the right to walk through there or visit.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Also he was through. I think one something that he
said to is like, if you're trying to reach a
destination and you have to cross through somebody's land or
somebody's probably like you have the right to home. Man.
You know, like a lot of people walk there for
long distances and there's really barely any crime, so I'm
sure that they're not thinking like kind of dark stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well beyond any crime. Driving through Scotland was just like
one of the most gorgeous experiences I think I've ever
had in my life. And you're just seeing like by
sigh after by sigh after by si and I was
overwhelmed and I was driving, and I remember I told you,
I'm like, I'm looking up, like I need to know
what are the large predators in Scotland And there are none, no,
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like for thousands of years, either.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Extinct or killed a long time ago, or they never
made it there.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
The biggest threat animal threat to humans there are like
deer ticks and biting midges, so like in certain insects
they have like one venomous snake. I forgot what it's called.
It's like and they were just they described yeah, yeah, yeah,
Timmid you know, sake, it's not like, you know, looking
to bite you.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
In Australia, however, it's trying to kill you. You get there.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, I'm a big I freaking love Scolin.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, my turner, you're a turn hmm okay, let's see.
Oh this one I had read about before. In Germany,
it's illegal to run out of fuel on the auto bottom,
which makes sense. Yeah, well because it's obviously those are
really really really high speeds. Yes, and I'm sure like
imagine the kind of danger or distraction it could cost
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if you're like stuck in the lanes it's always going
like one hundred and twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah. Yeah, Also, like it's totally preventable.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Also, they don't play around. This is considered preventable. They're
like scolding you. They're like, you don't put gas in
your car, that's your problem. And it does negligence and
endangering other drivers due to high speeds on these I
was honestly I respect that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, same mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That one makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that makes
a lot of sense. Okay. In Malaysia as of twenty
eleven and don't like dish one.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
The Malaysia, as of twenty eleven, it's illegal to wear
yellow clothing. So they did this in response to protests
where the opposition's color was yellow and people would wear
yellow and to curb that, they just made it illegal
to wear yellow. Wow, which like, okay, well change the color.
Yeah right, what are you going to make every color illegal?
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But yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Strange law.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's a bad law.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's a bad one.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, do you have any more?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah? I have one more?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh okay, perfect, and then we're going to play a
fun little game.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Oh boy, yes, okay. In the Philippines, it's illegal to
wear a superhero costume on Halloween. Why This was introduced
to maintain order and prevent people from personating figures of authority. WHOA,
so I don't know if they which is also a
little ridiculous because like, who's wearing a superhero costume Halloween?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Child? What about all the other days that are Halloween? Ooh,
loophole we out here, I like loopholes. He's just walking
around as Batman in like July.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
October twenty ninth, October thirtieth, December first second.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's a cool one. All right. Well, so those are
some of the ones that you can see. We have
very colorful world that we live in and a lot
of people who were probably drunk when they wrote some
of these because yeah, or I guess sign them in.
But a lot of them are also, as we mentioned,
like a lot older, and some're not forced outdated. But
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you know, other than the one of the tattoo when
that got lifted, you know, they just don't generally go
and take them out of the actual law because they
figure that, you know, they're obviously not out there arresting
people for most of these, but it is funny to
you know, comment. All right, So with no further ado,
it is time to play. It's kind of like two
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truths and a lie, but for the purposes of being cute.
Two truths and a law. I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Well, I have my own questions prepared for this game.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, that's the whole point, because it's not we be
cheating and we don't do that in outer space.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, and space news is real.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And I'm gonna keep saying it. Okay, all right, so
we want to describe how do this babe?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, I think that uh, we'll take turns since we
have been yeah, and we'll say the three laws and
take turns guessing whether it's true or not, yes, or
which one is the one that's the lie?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Right exactly. So you're gonna, you guys out there, earthlings
are gonna hear three laws and out of one of
them is false. So but we have the opportunity to
guess as we read each one in that set. So
they're gonna come in sets of three.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, Okay, I have been paddle ready.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Ooh, okay, So I'm gonna ask you first. Okay, all right,
here we go. I'm gonna so I.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Have to guess the one that's a lie. Yes, got it?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, there we go. In Italy, men are not allowed
to wear skirts in public. It could lead to arrest. Huh.
It is illegal to man's plain after three pm. Nevada,
there's a lot that prohibits men with mustaches from kissing women.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's illegal to man's flame after three pm.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yes, that is the lae. Although I nominate it to
be put into law immediately. You win, Okay, the first
one you got?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, I mean that one was kind of obvious. Okay.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after
ten pm in apartment buildings.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I feel like that could be true. These are many
initial guesses, but I'm not locking in yet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
In Greece, it is illegal to wear high heels at
ancient sites.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's just trying to save your ankles, your ankles.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
And in Japan it is illegal to eat rice while
standing up.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's fad'll be false. In Japan, I feel.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Like you shouldn't be allowed to look at me. I
feel like I'm giving it away. Jan they have false
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I don't know because you know that it could because
you know they have like different things over there that
are a little more strict.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
But okay, okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, you've gotten Okay, my turn again. Here we go.
Thailand prohibits individuals from leaving their homes without wearing underwear.
It is illegal to wear hats on your toes in Italy.
In Victoria, Australia, women are prohibited from wearing hot pink
pants after midday on Sundays. The hats on the toes,
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that's when you think is false. Yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
God you Maybe I can guess there for a second, Plus.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Why would you deprave people being able to see toes
with hats on them? Good? But that means that in
Thailand you can't leave your house without wearing underwear, so
no free balling over there.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah again, how do they enforce that? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
The cops come and they go, please, don't pull open
your pants like that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Horrible, horrible. Okay, don't look at me, looks at her.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be fine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, it sounds false, but that means it's probably true.
But let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay. In Alaska, it is illegal to whisper in someone's
ear while they are moose hunting.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, that seems true.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
In Georgia, it is illegal to carry an ice cream
coat in your back pocket.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Damn. I know that one's true because I've heard it before.
But I said the other two were true. Read the
first one again.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be fined,
and the second one. In Alaska, it is illegal to
whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That one's false, but it's very creative.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You're right, what because on Sundays isn't created. Should be
a lawyer?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Just call me Kim k No, how's that?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I will not call you Kim k.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, gosh, Okay, your turney ready?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
In Sterling, Colorado, it's illegal for dogs to gather in
groups of three or more on private property without a
permit signed by the mayor.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Okay, okay? False.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Kentucky, it is illegal to force an animal to harmonize
with you unless they initiate it.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What should be true? But it's false.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
There's only one false one, and you thought that the
first one is false? Okay, next one? In Oklahoma, it's
against the lot to make ugly faces at dogs. I'm
doing so could result in a fine or jail time.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I know that one's real.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, So can they not gather in groups without permit
from the mayor? Or can you not harmonize with them
without them initiating it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, I can't believe that the first one is true.
Let me just say that, But it's the second one
that's false. Yeah, harmonizing, you definitely wrote that. Love that
or two for two?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay? Yeah, we're getting good at this and we clearly
know each other very well, yeah, but I wonder if
out there those of you that are listening are making
the same guesses.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I'm sure that as we go, I'm sure they are.
I'm sure they are. Okay, my turn, Okay, first one.
In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh. I mean wow, I feel like it's probably false,
but let's see, I need more info.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay. In Ohio, it is illegal to hunt whales on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That I feel like it's true. And also we've learned
a lot about laws on Sundays, so I feel like
that's a trend.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay. In California, it is illegal to eat a frog
that has been killed by a car.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What is it with these eating frogs that do things?
Eat a frog that's killed by a car, but if
it's killed by a bike, Go ahead, I'm gonna say
that the off key one is the false one. It is.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, we're eating this, oh God, but not the frogs
eat No, not the frogs.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Not no frogs in contests, No model frogs, no frogs
hit by cars, frogs crossing the road. Well, luckily we're
not eating frogs. But if you're a fan of eating frogs.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Be able to don't go to California.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All right, let's see. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm trying to. I wish that I could throw you
off for one, but say I'm trying. We just know
each other too well. In Gainesville, Georgia, it is illegal
to eat fried chicken with anything other than your hands.
In Wisconsin, it's illegal for restaurants to serve apple pie
without cheese on top. What In certain Caribbean places, it
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is illegal to put raisins in your pigadio.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Wait, there is no way wanted too? Are reel? You said?
What about where in Georgia you have to eat?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Illegal to eat fried chicken with anything other than your
hands in Gainesville, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
No, the second one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Second one is in Wisconsin it's illegal for restaurants to
serve apple pie without cheese on top.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That is crazy. And the third one can't be real.
I don't know the third one. Certain Latin places, it's
illegal to serve pigadio with with with pasas it should be.
I'll be honest, but I don't think it's the case.
That has to be the fake one. Yeah, okay, but wow,
you almost got me there, because that's crazy, So you
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can't have. You can't have apple pie and Wisconsin without
cheese high also, yeah, and I like that.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let me tell you, I tried some mac and cheese
ice cream the other day and it was not It
was not good.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, I don't know why you would do that.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That's being adventious, growing, learning, eating cheese ice cream. Things
happened well for you, Okay, seriously, Okay, I have a
couple more. What about you? I do too? Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
In Denmark, it is illegal to start your car in general,
someone is underneath it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well I feel like, okay, yeah, I feel like that's
true because you kind of said the baby one. So
if you're checking for babies, might as well just check
it for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay. In Canada, it is illegal to wear a disguise
in public.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
In France, it is illegal to take a selfie with
a statue.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
What was the second one?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Illegal to wear a disguise in public.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm gonna say false for that one.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You freaking.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I finally missed. Oh my god, what was it? It was?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
In France it's illegal to take a selfie the statue.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, everybody be left and right taken exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
You said that the one about wearing a disguise in
public is false.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh no, damn, I'm down bad. I lost my only
point on such a set. I want Okay, maybe I
can still knock you off.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Let's try, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
In Ohio, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
In Louisiana, if you have a pet snail, you must
name it Gary.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Should be true, but it's probably false.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I don't know a get In Ohio, it's against the
law for dogs to bark excessively.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That seems true. I feel like there are laws against
that for like public disrupt it's never gonna knock you
off the top.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now, which one do you think carry? Yeah, damn it,
you're no match for me. All right, go ahead with
your last one.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
In Thailand, it is illegal to step on currency testing.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Talking. Oh that's brilliant. Okay, Well, and also you feel
bad for me, so you're giving okay.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
In Australia, it is illegal to capture, injure or kill
homing pigeons. Side note, human beings domestigated pigeons as a
way to message each other, and then we just literally
abandoned them. In Germany, it is illegal to pay your
house the color of a watermelon.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The color of a watermelon, like the pattern. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
It's not my law.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, I need to work about that. Okay, I think
the fake one. What's the first one?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Again, it's illegal to step on currency?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
You know that one? I know is true. What's the
second one?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's illegal to capture, injured or kill holding pigeons.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, that I feel like is true. I feel like
the watermelons.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That was easy.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right for the last question you have on yeah, last, yeah,
but this is my last chance.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
All right, you need it, you need it.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Okay, let's see. Okay, In New York City, it's illegal
to shake a dust mop out of a window. These
are all in New York. Okay, Okay. While riding in
an elevator in New York City, one must talk to
no one and fold their hands while looking towards the door.
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In New York City, two masculine lesbians cannot date. You
can be fined fifty thousand dollars and pick up the
charge of mask on mass crime what alternatively fem on
fem crimes. The government can reimburse you for for up
to ten thousand dollars and a credit on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Number three should that's a really good It's really good.
I can't believe the elevator one, I know, is that real?
You really have to like.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Come up your breaking laws in New York then, because
you know I'm tough with it in the elevator.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You're you're terrorizing elevator writers. Actually, that's what you're doing.
I believe. Will literally start talking to them and be like.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hey, so the weather did it, and stop talking and
they'll be like hey, so. Then we'll just be there
in this awkward silence in the elevator. It's not like
I'm it's not like I'm passing gas or anything. I'm
just gonna confuse you.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's really bad though.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, I actually, for the first time on the show,
I'm going to admit that I won.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
As hard as you.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
The way I'm just leaned in and I was like,
I know exactly what you do.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
You you were really going to give it to me
this time, I'll give it.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You'll give it to you. You tried really hard, but
you couldn't defeat.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Right.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh my god, no you did. You got me.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You know what, one baby, you can convince yourself of
whatever you want. I love someone really good at night.
Knowing that I am a consistent winner.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
For all the games that we play, you can keep
telling yourself that actually, luckily we are recording, so there's
proof right that I won, that I want that I
am the one true winner that I come. If you
read the lines, you realize that I'm doing it to
be nice to you because you're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Oh really yea, And I told you if.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
You look at me you can see them like you know,
like when you watch back videos. I'm like, oh, I
don't know what it is. Then you'll be like, oh,
she's just joking around, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Because I didn't give you like an obvious one in
the watermelon color of the German houses.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I don't know, man, I'm telling you. We've been talking
about some really strange laws. So at this point now
I'm all, come, fuel salt you.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh you know me? There? You really did?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, but even though you did win one to zero,
I know I said it.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Okay, let's blur that out.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
No, I'm kidding, because you did. I'll give it to
you this time. But revenge is sweet and I will
get you back and the games will be harder and
they will be intense, and I will beat you in
a way that you will never be able to recover from,
and you will cry tears of pain.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
It's really dark. Well you're a good sport, but you
know where you don't want to cry tears of pain.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
When it's time for everybody's fat the entire world. Space News,
what's going on in space today? What's going on in space?
Because we're talking about strange laws, we figured that today's
installment of Space News would involve laws that pertain to
outer space. Yeah, I know, it's super exciting, right, yeah,
(43:24):
Oh you're my heart. Oh thank you. I didn't really
because I want But anyway, all right, ladies, germs from ets,
dramones and earthworms, and we're going to Space News without
further ado. The Outer Space Treaty prohibits any nation from
cleaning sovereignty over any celestial bodies like the Moon, planets,
and other things like that. No country can technically own
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any part of space, including colonizing Moon. Good news for
the US that the moon landing was fake, or else
we would be in some serious trouble when we put
that flag on it.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
All right, Next up, there are no military bases or
weapons of mass destruction permitted in orbit and beyond that
means the Moon and other planets or anything like that.
Who regulates this, right, NASA, NASA Center, NASA Centered Law,
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the NASA Division of Law, Universe dot org. All right, anyway,
back to this, no weapons of mass destruction are permitted
in orbit or in any planets or anything like that.
So there is no war going to be happening up
in space, all right, which is good news, I know. However,
it looks like somebody is going to need to call
Elon Musk and make sure he knows this, as I
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think it might derail his plans to stick all the
angry rich people on Mars. And I originally set a
treaty to the NASA Law Associates dot com. And we
can go back to my original proposition of sending only
women and dogs to Mars. Okay, we coul takes burn,
don't you know? We don't need anything else? All right? Lastly,
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up for a Space News Law edition. There's no crying
allowed in space. The lack of gravity and space mean
tears cannot flow down the face. Instead, they form tiny
little balls that can float away quickly and intervene with
sensitive equipment. Unfortunately, this means that neither Kim Kardashian or
any of the men from Maury will ever be able
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to visit space. The president of NASA has responded with
the statement claiming if Kim loses another diamond in space,
she could take down the entire International Space Station in
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Wow, and this has been space impeccably done, Babe.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I will do anything. I just looked into the NASA
regulate book law dot dot. Yeah, that's the official space law.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Have you seen NASA regulations universally, all of us together
for space one and for all dot It's a really
good one.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a link under. I've seen that. Well.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
How fun.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I learned a lot today, Dave.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
You always find really interesting ones, and I just find
you find good ones that traumatize our our listeners down
on Earth.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Hey, they need it, they need variety. Yeah. Yeah, we're
here to provide both.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
And we're here to provide one more thing to them
before we leave, which I thought would be a cute
way to sign off. Okay, we talked about strange laws,
and I had a question for us both, which was
if you could pick one law that you could sign
in today, one like that you create, like one that
you think should seriously be a law.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Okay, you go first, because I can think of like fifty.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
You can only pick one.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I don't know. You go first.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Mine would be no misogyny between the hours of all
twenty four in one day.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Did you really write that down?
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I did?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You're something else.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I've sent it into a bunch of emails. Well, I'll
have you know.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
When you put forth that motion, I will second it.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
But you know what I think should actually be a law,
like for real, for oh forever. Yeah, this is a
pet peeve of mine. Okay, you've experienced it. I think
that every business, unless you have like a valid reason, okay,
which then you know, we can talk about how people
would try this. But I think that every business is
should be required to keep their doors open until they're
closing hours. Yes, you don't know how many times I
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have driven unrealistic distances. And granted, yes I understand I
probably should have been coming into the store in the
last half hour, but if I need to, that is
why the store is open till the hour that is
supposed to be open to Okay, maybe and then I
show up and the store is open till ten and
it's like nine two. They're like, sorry, we're close. Like, no,
you're not. Yeah, you're open.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Maybe we need to reframe the way that we put hours,
and I'll be like like, this is what we're leaving,
but this is the last time we're serving you.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
But just put that as your hours. You understand. Yeah,
that's like, just put that as your hours. If you
look for restaurants, for example, I don't understand that. Why
does it say the restaurant is open for eleven until eleven?
They're like, oh, but the kitchen is closed. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah that makes a lot of sense. All right, I'll
second that too, if you stand If you like the
our lost suggestions Earth things, let us not let us know, let.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Us know nine fifty eight, not even nine fifty nice your.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
When we can send them along to the NASA Equestrian Aquarium.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I could run at the CVS and go straight to
the ice cream cabinet and grab my bed and Jerry's
thirty seconds flat. You're not going to open the doors
for me at nine fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah you heard her.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Gosh, yeah, girl eats your ice cream.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, She's passionate about this. If you want to vote
for our lost suggestions right in anyway? Well maybe Well yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
I was gonna say, it's been really nice meeting you
once again, as I do so well so often. And
it's great because you make a great second place winner.
Oh my god, I love sharing the lower podium with
you as second place in a in a competition of
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only two places. I might add, but great job. Could
have been scolded, and I can't wait to do it again.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Listen, I will be coming for you, all right.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh I love you though, even though you lost. All right,
Thanks for flying with us, and we'll see you next
week in our own world. Follow us at in our
own world pod and send us cute pictures of cats.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I'm gonna say something inappropriate. Bye, Launching
In Nebraska, you cannot get married if you have an
STD what.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, it's personal right, they're like hippo laws against that.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig. Oh,
they're considered to be companion animals, so you have to
have at least too.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's really cute. And what do they do, Like they
send like little animal officers coming over to verify that
there's two welfare check woo, say cam.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So you can't pretend to be a witch, but you
could be a real witch.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, no misogyny. Between the hours of all twenty four
in one day. Launch Greetings, flings, how are you? But
sounds like what's the character from Empir's New Groove?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, she was played by Eartha Kit. Did you
know that?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I didn't know that. The more you know, I
love that. Anyway, what a good movie. I haven't seen
that in a while. I know Emper's New Groove.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We'll watch it later anyway. Welcome to another installment and
another flight of.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
In our own world.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Woo the Aliens go wild? M Yeah, so you know,
we like talking about a variety of different things. And
on the pod personally when we're researching and with the
cool people that we're reading, but also when we just
get to have a conversation US two and we do
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our own research. Sometimes we surprise each other with these
things we didn't know and carry them around in our
little brain pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's a way to keep it fresh and exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes, and today our fresh and inciting topic is femeral
please strange laws.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Wow, yeah, you just outed yourself, boy, because you don't
have a drum roll sound on this, and Chela you
warned you. I know, well, I can't believe it. We're
like almost a whole season later.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm gonna add it, but also added a post to
anybody who leaved in. We'll never let you guys. But anyway,
we figured. You know, it's one of those years. Well
it's always important to make sure you're registered to vote
and vote because your voice matters. But you know, it's
a year that that's been you know, around a lot.
And sometimes in the world of politics, we have to
talk about stuff that's not so fun or interesting. But
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here in space we can talk about fun and interesting
things that have to do with these laws. And today
we're talking about strained ones from all over the world.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah. I love doing anything with you, especially learning new things.
And I can say that I have a couple of
strange laws that I've prepared. Oh right here in own
backyard of the US of It. Some weird laws that
make you go. Some of them make a lot of sense.
Some of them are like wow, I can't imagine the
event that made that come into place.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I'm excited to find out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, do you have something for me? I do, Go ahead,
take it away.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
All right, you're gonna start us off. I'll start off
with something light. Some of these tickle my fancy, and
I hope they'll tickle yours as well.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Eat yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Aid myself, wait to speak? What is it? I remember? Okay,
let's start off with Let's start off with some state laws.
All right, So, in the state of Georgia, chickens are
not allowed to cross the road. Section eight one of
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Georgia law has ruled against domestic fowl running.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
At large at large.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So what no chickens crossing the road in Georgia?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What are they? What are they to do? Ticket the chicken?
I'm sorry, Like, what if it's a free range chicken?
I think that's not high Leah. You know what do
they have like social Security numbers? Oh? Well, crossing the road?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
To break the Georgia law?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah right, glad? You know.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Anyway, anyway, in Arizona, it is illegal for a donkey
to sleep in a bathtub, okay, in the bedroom. Well,
the the law was enacted because there was literally a
donkey sleeping outside in a bathtub that got washed away
in a flood. And they had to use a lot
of tax funds to expel a great rescue effort to
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rescue this donkey in a bathtub.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But they rescued it, I believe, so they better have,
don't that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, this one I really enjoyed because you know how
much you and I love to just break out into
the Star Spangled banner okay, the national agazon.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Always okay, weird? Why do we do that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But if we were to ever see.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay right now, if you're in Massachusetts, you just would
have broken the law. Really, yes, because in Massachusetts, if
you sing or play the Star Spangled Banner on an
instrument in any public space other than as a whole,
on separate composition, you will be fine, so you have
to play the entire thing or you could be fine.
So that's you just broke the law. I kind of
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want to go around and like like stand on my
f and be like, who say, Cam, that's right there?
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, I love that. Okay, this one actually, I kind
of like you'll understand in Oklahoma it's illegal to make
faces at dogs. M you know, so you can't bother
the dog. I think it was specifically a kissy face,
like no you can't. I think they really made it
so that, like to protect people from enticing dogs because
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you never know, people don't know how to raise their children,
let alone their dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Ooh b.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But also for service dogs, so that they're not like
disrupt disrupted in their in the middle of their work.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's the thing. Like some of these, you know, as
strange as they are, maybe it makes sense because it's true,
Like you also never want to get in a dog's face.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It should be like make a face at a dog
with their owner's consent.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh yeah, I don't know. Okay, this one is fun.
So in New Mexico, okay, you can wear a sombrero
like a Mexican sombrero okay, but you can't dance while
you have it on. It is reportedly legal to dance
in a sombrero in New Mexico, according to published by
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Tucker Yoda and Associates. What nothing illegal about wearing a sombrero,
but start dancing in it and you're breaking the law.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Last.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
That can't be real. Which okay. Similar in Florida, and
I actually had known this before, it's illegal to sing
in public in your bathing suit.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well cuugh me, then.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What have you sang in public in your bathing suit
on the beach? You've sang on the beach in a
bathing suit?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You haven't been like sitting there lounging and singing along
with the singing along with something? Or does it have
to be like a ticketed event like I'm sure it has.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
To you singing maybe not like humming along to a
tune you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I'm pretty sure what I was wearing when I played
Gay Pride would be considered as a bathing suit.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Were you on the beach technically, I mean there's a
bathing suit top and pants.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Anyway, that's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know why I think part of a series
of regulations aimed at maintaining public decorum on beaches, which LOL,
don't go to if you're worried about public decorum.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yea from Miami Beach. Okay, ooh, okay, speaking of interesting
kind of things like that. This has nothing to do
with a bathing suits. But I couldn't think of a segway,
So just pretend this makes sense. In Oklahoma. Ooh, tattoos
were banned until two thousand and six. Wow. The state
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of Oklahoma banned tattooing in nineteen sixty three and lifted
the band in two thousand and six from Governor Brad
Henry's signing the Senate Bill eight oh six.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, So does that mean that you can't have a
tattoo in Oklahoma or you can't give a tattoo in Oklahoma?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I would guess that it means that, like the art
of tattooing is would be illegal.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, So you can go to Oklahoma, like we could
go to Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, right, but we can't get a tattoo. And it
came up before in two thousand and six.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Whatever, that's okay. I mean I've never really aspired to
get a tattoo in Oklahoma, but just wondering if I can.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But if it wasn't allowed, maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I would No, what would it be? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh god, no, fro Oklahoma, just getting anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
In California, it's illegal to eat a frog that dies
during a frog jumping contest.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That makes total sense to me. They should just extend
it to all frogs.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What okay, But the reason why it exists is to
protect the winners of their annual frog jumping contest.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh no, see that's not where my brain went, Like, well,
what if like the winners of the frog contest are
like the Beyonce of frogs, and like the whole frog
community would probably be like devastated if if they if
they ate Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Frog Yonce, we'll say yeah, oh say yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In Alaska, it's illegal to wake a sleeping bear just
for a photograph. Which would you want to wake a
sleeping bear?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You know what, if you wake a sleeping bear, you
deserve what you're getting, And I think the least problem
would be getting arrested. How about sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but that just again it
begs the question, like what was the occurrence that required
the law to be put in places. Who was out there?
So let me let me poke this bear for a
selfie because then I'll get a really good one.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, I want that dude probably survived because you know
it was a dude and he would And then they're like,
we need to make this a law to make an
example out your ass. Lord that all right? In Nebraska
you cannot get married if you have an STD What.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, americs personal aren't there like hippo laws against that?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I I don't know. Amerae Qualification Code in the Nebraska
state legislature, legally married prohibits residents with sexually transmitted diseases
from marrying in the.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's really screwed up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A homophobic Also, like by the time you're getting married,
in the time that we're in I would venture to
guess that you would have been intimate by that point.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
When was that law enacted? I just have a feeling
it's around the AIDS.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm not sure. Oh well no, yeah, But.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because that's what I'm getting from that, Like why would
they care because like I'm pretty sure we were like
two hundred years ago, we were all giving each other syphilism.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Shit, how was that you were there?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Great? I survived it.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You were saying it like you were there like two
hundred and fifty years ago when I was strutting in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
In my petticoat. See, that's one of the ones that
I'm gonna want to look up now. I want to
go home. But I would be like, what is the
deal with this weird.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Lawd come over in here? Reading the Nebraska law book,
I found a loophole. All right, do you want to
like leave and talk about maybe some places, some other
places around.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
The world in there?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, I love because it's you know, they're all over
the world. We have strange loss.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Why do we speak like this now? But't be I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We're traveling around the world now, so who knows the
places we're getting.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Let's let's go around the world.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I never watched Around the World in eighty days, just
putting that out there. Is it good? Is it worth it?
I don't remember that's a that's that was the movie.
I think it was the guy they got on the
hot air balloon or.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Something like this.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Anyway, moving on, all right, so all right, start us off. Okay,
in Switzerland, and I love this one, it is illegal
to own just one guinea pig. They're considered to be
companion animals, so you have to have at least too.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I love that. I know that's really cute. Yeah, so cute.
And what do they do?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Like they send like, uh, maybe they won't sell you one,
Like maybe you have to prove you have one before
they sell you the second or or the first? Yeah,
the second, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just like little animal, you know, officers coming over
to verify that there's two.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, flag like the hamster and the glass case beside
the guinea pig at the pet store, or like a person.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know, okay, person in a hamster suit. Okay.
In Milan, Italy, it is illegal not to smile. Among
many old laws which for some reason are not yet repealed,
there is a happy law still in force today in Milan.
To be more specific, it's not actually a law, but
a local regulation from Astro Hungarian time, which requires every
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Miliana citizen to smile. It is unclear for it also
applies to people visiting the capital. However, everyone is free
to comply with the local requirement.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
That's pretty cool?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Smile?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I mean, yeah, I don't want to be forced to smile.
But I like that they encourage smiling.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's where love, That's where that law came from. Sodren
is telling women to smile. Let's make it a law.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's true. Why don't men say that sometimes while we're
throwing things out there? Suck my ass? It's just you know,
just figure that I joined in Okay, okay, in Samoa,
it is illegal to forget your wife's birthday. What's my birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'll get what you think I forgot your birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I mean, it'd be very crazy a month after the
stink that I formed. This year, this year, every year,
I'm a leo. Okay, what time was I born?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I want to say? That's crazy? What time was?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I asked?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What time was I born?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You were born at three?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
You were born at like twelve ish? It was like
a twelve something ha.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Photography.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It was not three pm. It was four pm. It
wasn't five pm. Okay, stop and it wasn't it was.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It wasn't you lost eleven pm. That's enough.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It's almost the next day.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I'm gonna just move on and I'm gonna take the
next one too. In Japan. Now this one's a little wild.
This was a little while. They have a lot of
mixed feelings about this one, mostly like invasion of privacy.
But in Japan it is illegal in certain regions to
be overweight. The Metabo law, which I assume is metabolism related,
requires individuals over forty to have their waistlines measured annually,
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with penalties for exceeding a set circumference aiding at curbing
aided at curbing obesity.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
And some black mirrors.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Shit, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's really weird, And.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Like who performs these tests, like your physician.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And like what happened? Like they go and throw all
your corn flakes?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like no, you have your fined literally give you a fine.
They're like, oh you're also like what about your bone structure?
Like how do they calculate this if?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
What if you just prefer to look, you know, heavier,
Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, no, good anyway, So many ways of kerb obesity
other than.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That, Okay, oh this isn't This is one that I
felt like what makes sense? Kind of like this is
one of the ones that I guess it is strange
in the sense that I haven't really thought about it before,
but this is one that I don't oppose at all.
In Bulgaria, you can't drive without a fire extinguisher in
your car. Oh okay, Like you know how many accidents
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happen and there's a fire and like there's not enough
time and you have to wait for Like I.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Mean, I think that aren't fire extinguishers flammable? Like couldn't
they they contribute to the combustion?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean if the fires that.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Pretty, I mean, I'm mad against that, but just like
you know, since I had to learn about fire extinguishers recently,
I learned that they expire, they have to get like
they have to do a up to date. I'm not
against it. I'm just curious as to why. But sure,
I guess car.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Specific fire extinguisher because you know, there are different kinds.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I only know about the red one.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
No, like there are different ways, like different materials that
are in different fire extinguishers, like for chemical fires, for
gas fire.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah that makes sense for things like that. I thought
all fire extinguishers were like universal.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No, let us know or things. If you want to
do an entire episode, sorry, move on, it'll be going
to sleep episode. Okay, Well, I was kind of excited
about that and then you just put pooed on it.
But it's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I liked I liked the I love that you are
an advocate for safety. Let me say that, I love
that you're an advocate for safety. I just feel like,
you know, you have to keep fire extinguishers up to date,
and they have don't They have to have like some
kind of notification. Yeah, yeah, like that's annoying. Don't give
me another job. God, Okay, I hardly want to do
this stuff. I already have to do now I have
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to have a fire exciutre in my car anyway, whatever,
but hey, if it makes things safer, sure, give me
a good argument for it, not considering all right, in.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Some research while you're researching the other one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, In China, it's illegal to reincarnate without government perhimission.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
To bet and Buddhist monks are required to get permission
from the Chinese government before reincarnating. Sweet, So like what
I mean, Like that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Like they go in there like like shopping and they
get to pick who they.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Also, at what point do you do you make that
that call? You know, and as they say no, So
who would willingly reincarnate no offense, full offense? Who would
be like, can't wait to do this again?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'd reincarnate as like a dog in my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I don't think that. I don't like that. Buddhist monks
believe that you can read. Maybe they I don't know.
I don't know enough about Buddhism, but maybe they do
believe you can reincarnate. It's like another species. But that's
like that song that Willow wrote with su Janavi. Here.
Oh yeah, I won't I don't want to come back.
I won't go round again. Or I can't go round again.
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I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
But you know they have another planet. We'll see.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I don't know, we'll see so far, Like I'm good
with one.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, how about this one? In England, a boy is
not allowed to see a naked mannequin until after the
age of ten.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Are there, I'm not against that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'm not against that either.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I'm just like, why do we sexualize the nude human body?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like, we're the only species on the planet that wears clothes,
and like we we we taught ourselves to feel shame
all these other animals are out here like picking fleas
out of their butt, and they're totally cool. Like Alula
stays eating novas.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But I know it's so great.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
She's clean, she's in her dog brain, she's cleaning her
You know, it's an act of love. I'm sure a
lot of love them care. But here we are like
ashamed human bodies, which is a little weird. So I
am pro not sexualizing human bodies. I don't think I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Pro like if maybe we need some less sexual only boys,
That's what I was about to say, looking at that
those weird boy mannequins.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
With the bulge, they don't even have what they're supposed
to have.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
That would be so weird. Mannequins with like.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Normalized human bodies, normalized naked human bodies. There are other
cultures that don't sexualize. Nudity is way more, it's way
more normalized, and less have a problem because of that. Exactly.
It's so funny when you start to limit people how
they like to rebel.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All right, your turn, Okay, what loves do you have
about naked mannequin? No?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I don't have one about a naked mannequin, but I
do know that In Thailand, it's illegal to step on
money since the king is on their banknotes. They see
it is like disrespecting the king. You can't step on
a dollar. I guess their banknote.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That makes sense. Yeah, I guess they're like rules like
that about our flags.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Who is knowingly stepping on a dollar?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Also, I mean, if there's wind, then you want to
stop it to begin.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You are under arrest.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh my gosh. Okay, what about this one? In the UK?
All right, it's illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious
circumstances under the Salmon Act of nineteen eighty. This law
was intended to prevent illegal fish poaching in sales, though
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it's wording is noticeably fake.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What so you just can't hold the salmon?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
See like on the wording. For me, I'm thinking like
somebody's robbing a bank and they're like holding a salmon
under that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's what I thought too, under suspicious circumstances, right, yeah,
you could rob a bank, but you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Can't hold the salmon. No suspiciousness salmons?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay. In Denmark, it's illegal to start your car without
checking for children underneath.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Which is dark, real dark, that's real dark. But I
mean safety first.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I guess why do they have to make it
a law.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Hey, when we were traveling, uh this summer, where were
we was it Edinburgh?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Edinburgh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That Uh, it's like a rule. And they have signs
everywhere that you can't be sitting in your car with
your car running, like ohmissions.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It might be like a either you care Scotland wide thing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
It's school though.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, it's really makes sense. That one makes a lot
of sense.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, that's not a strange one, that's a smart one.
All right. How about this? In Canada, it's illegal to
pretend to practice witchcraft, to pretend to practice witch.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay, so does that mean that if you effectively practice
witchcraft that you can do it? Like what if I'm
a real witch?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
The Canadian Criminal Code prohibits fraudulent witchcraft, fortune telling and
pretending to practice the occult aimed at preventing scams. So
that makes more sense. But how do they verify that?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And also, like, do are they just deeming that all
witchcraft is fraudulent because they could be.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Saying that no, because then I think it wouldn't say
pretend to practice witchcraft.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So you can't pretend to be a witch, but you
could be a real witch.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, down, I guess we gotta go to Canada and
find out.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, we have to go to back to Canada, okay,
but back to Scotland. If someone and we learned this
when we were in Scotland, if someone knocks out your
door and requires the use of your toilet, you must
let them in, yes, which like lol. We also learned
this one. We didn't fact check, but a Scottish man
told us so must be real, the freedom to Rome law.
That was so interesting. Yeah, they just I think that
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the Scottish people first of are like very hospitable and
also they recognize human beings, human beings right to enjoy
any natural occurrence or not occurrence. That wouldn't be the
right way to say that, like land not just land.
Basically they believe it we all have the right to
access nature. So if you have like a farm or
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a certain plot of land that has maybe like a
creek running through it or whatever. Everyone, I don't think
they can be in your buildings. I don't understand, you know,
I don't know how many people can do it. I
don't know if they can convene there. But like you
technically have the right to walk through there or visit.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Also he was through. I think one something that he
said to is like, if you're trying to reach a
destination and you have to cross through somebody's land or
somebody's probably like you have the right to home. Man.
You know, like a lot of people walk there for
long distances and there's really barely any crime, so I'm
sure that they're not thinking like kind of dark stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Well beyond any crime. Driving through Scotland was just like
one of the most gorgeous experiences I think I've ever
had in my life. And you're just seeing like by
sigh after by sigh after by si and I was
overwhelmed and I was driving, and I remember I told you,
I'm like, I'm looking up, like I need to know
what are the large predators in Scotland And there are none, no,
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like for thousands of years, either.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Extinct or killed a long time ago, or they never
made it there.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
The biggest threat animal threat to humans there are like
deer ticks and biting midges, so like in certain insects
they have like one venomous snake. I forgot what it's called.
It's like and they were just they described yeah, yeah, yeah,
Timmid you know, sake, it's not like, you know, looking
to bite you.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
In Australia, however, it's trying to kill you. You get there.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, I'm a big I freaking love Scolin.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
All right, my turner, you're a turn hmm okay, let's see.
Oh this one I had read about before. In Germany,
it's illegal to run out of fuel on the auto bottom,
which makes sense. Yeah, well because it's obviously those are
really really really high speeds. Yes, and I'm sure like
imagine the kind of danger or distraction it could cost
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if you're like stuck in the lanes it's always going
like one hundred and twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah. Yeah, Also, like it's totally preventable.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Also, they don't play around. This is considered preventable. They're
like scolding you. They're like, you don't put gas in
your car, that's your problem. And it does negligence and
endangering other drivers due to high speeds on these I
was honestly I respect that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, same mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That one makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that makes
a lot of sense. Okay. In Malaysia as of twenty
eleven and don't like dish one.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
The Malaysia, as of twenty eleven, it's illegal to wear
yellow clothing. So they did this in response to protests
where the opposition's color was yellow and people would wear
yellow and to curb that, they just made it illegal
to wear yellow. Wow, which like, okay, well change the color.
Yeah right, what are you going to make every color illegal?
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But yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That sucks.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Strange law.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's a bad law.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's a bad one.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, do you have any more?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah? I have one more?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh okay, perfect, and then we're going to play a
fun little game.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Oh boy, yes, okay. In the Philippines, it's illegal to
wear a superhero costume on Halloween. Why This was introduced
to maintain order and prevent people from personating figures of authority. WHOA,
so I don't know if they which is also a
little ridiculous because like, who's wearing a superhero costume Halloween?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Child? What about all the other days that are Halloween? Ooh,
loophole we out here, I like loopholes. He's just walking
around as Batman in like July.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
October twenty ninth, October thirtieth, December first second.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's a cool one. All right. Well, so those are
some of the ones that you can see. We have
very colorful world that we live in and a lot
of people who were probably drunk when they wrote some
of these because yeah, or I guess sign them in.
But a lot of them are also, as we mentioned,
like a lot older, and some're not forced outdated. But
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you know, other than the one of the tattoo when
that got lifted, you know, they just don't generally go
and take them out of the actual law because they
figure that, you know, they're obviously not out there arresting
people for most of these, but it is funny to
you know, comment. All right, So with no further ado,
it is time to play. It's kind of like two
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truths and a lie, but for the purposes of being cute.
Two truths and a law. I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Well, I have my own questions prepared for this game.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, that's the whole point, because it's not we be
cheating and we don't do that in outer space.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, and space news is real.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And I'm gonna keep saying it. Okay, all right, so
we want to describe how do this babe?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, I think that uh, we'll take turns since we
have been yeah, and we'll say the three laws and
take turns guessing whether it's true or not, yes, or
which one is the one that's the lie?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Right exactly. So you're gonna, you guys out there, earthlings
are gonna hear three laws and out of one of
them is false. So but we have the opportunity to
guess as we read each one in that set. So
they're gonna come in sets of three.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, Okay, I have been paddle ready.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Ooh, okay, So I'm gonna ask you first. Okay, all right,
here we go. I'm gonna so I.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Have to guess the one that's a lie. Yes, got it?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, there we go. In Italy, men are not allowed
to wear skirts in public. It could lead to arrest. Huh.
It is illegal to man's plain after three pm. Nevada,
there's a lot that prohibits men with mustaches from kissing women.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's illegal to man's flame after three pm.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yes, that is the lae. Although I nominate it to
be put into law immediately. You win, Okay, the first
one you got?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, I mean that one was kind of obvious. Okay.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after
ten pm in apartment buildings.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I feel like that could be true. These are many
initial guesses, but I'm not locking in yet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
In Greece, it is illegal to wear high heels at
ancient sites.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's just trying to save your ankles, your ankles.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
And in Japan it is illegal to eat rice while
standing up.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
That's fad'll be false. In Japan, I feel.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Like you shouldn't be allowed to look at me. I
feel like I'm giving it away. Jan they have false
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I don't know because you know that it could because
you know they have like different things over there that
are a little more strict.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
But okay, okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, you've gotten Okay, my turn again. Here we go.
Thailand prohibits individuals from leaving their homes without wearing underwear.
It is illegal to wear hats on your toes in Italy.
In Victoria, Australia, women are prohibited from wearing hot pink
pants after midday on Sundays. The hats on the toes,
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that's when you think is false. Yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
God you Maybe I can guess there for a second, Plus.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Why would you deprave people being able to see toes
with hats on them? Good? But that means that in
Thailand you can't leave your house without wearing underwear, so
no free balling over there.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah again, how do they enforce that? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
The cops come and they go, please, don't pull open
your pants like that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Horrible, horrible. Okay, don't look at me, looks at her.
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be fine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Okay, it sounds false, but that means it's probably true.
But let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay. In Alaska, it is illegal to whisper in someone's
ear while they are moose hunting.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, that seems true.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
In Georgia, it is illegal to carry an ice cream
coat in your back pocket.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Damn. I know that one's true because I've heard it before.
But I said the other two were true. Read the
first one again.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be fined,
and the second one. In Alaska, it is illegal to
whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
That one's false, but it's very creative.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You're right, what because on Sundays isn't created. Should be
a lawyer?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Just call me Kim k No, how's that?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I will not call you Kim k.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, gosh, Okay, your turney ready?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
In Sterling, Colorado, it's illegal for dogs to gather in
groups of three or more on private property without a
permit signed by the mayor.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Okay, okay? False.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Kentucky, it is illegal to force an animal to harmonize
with you unless they initiate it.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
What should be true? But it's false.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
There's only one false one, and you thought that the
first one is false? Okay, next one? In Oklahoma, it's
against the lot to make ugly faces at dogs. I'm
doing so could result in a fine or jail time.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I know that one's real.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, So can they not gather in groups without permit
from the mayor? Or can you not harmonize with them
without them initiating it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, I can't believe that the first one is true.
Let me just say that, But it's the second one
that's false. Yeah, harmonizing, you definitely wrote that. Love that
or two for two?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay? Yeah, we're getting good at this and we clearly
know each other very well, yeah, but I wonder if
out there those of you that are listening are making
the same guesses.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I'm sure that as we go, I'm sure they are.
I'm sure they are. Okay, my turn, Okay, first one.
In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh. I mean wow, I feel like it's probably false,
but let's see, I need more info.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay. In Ohio, it is illegal to hunt whales on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
That I feel like it's true. And also we've learned
a lot about laws on Sundays, so I feel like
that's a trend.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay. In California, it is illegal to eat a frog
that has been killed by a car.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What is it with these eating frogs that do things?
Eat a frog that's killed by a car, but if
it's killed by a bike, Go ahead, I'm gonna say
that the off key one is the false one. It is.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, we're eating this, oh God, but not the frogs
eat No, not the frogs.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Not no frogs in contests, No model frogs, no frogs
hit by cars, frogs crossing the road. Well, luckily we're
not eating frogs. But if you're a fan of eating frogs.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Be able to don't go to California.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All right, let's see. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm trying to. I wish that I could throw you
off for one, but say I'm trying. We just know
each other too well. In Gainesville, Georgia, it is illegal
to eat fried chicken with anything other than your hands.
In Wisconsin, it's illegal for restaurants to serve apple pie
without cheese on top. What In certain Caribbean places, it
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is illegal to put raisins in your pigadio.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Wait, there is no way wanted too? Are reel? You said?
What about where in Georgia you have to eat?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Illegal to eat fried chicken with anything other than your
hands in Gainesville, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
No, the second one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Second one is in Wisconsin it's illegal for restaurants to
serve apple pie without cheese on top.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
That is crazy. And the third one can't be real.
I don't know the third one. Certain Latin places, it's
illegal to serve pigadio with with with pasas it should be.
I'll be honest, but I don't think it's the case.
That has to be the fake one. Yeah, okay, but wow,
you almost got me there, because that's crazy, So you
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can't have. You can't have apple pie and Wisconsin without
cheese high also, yeah, and I like that.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Let me tell you, I tried some mac and cheese
ice cream the other day and it was not It
was not good.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, I don't know why you would do that.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That's being adventious, growing, learning, eating cheese ice cream. Things
happened well for you, Okay, seriously, Okay, I have a
couple more. What about you? I do too? Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
In Denmark, it is illegal to start your car in general,
someone is underneath it.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Well I feel like, okay, yeah, I feel like that's
true because you kind of said the baby one. So
if you're checking for babies, might as well just check
it for somebody else.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay. In Canada, it is illegal to wear a disguise
in public.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
In France, it is illegal to take a selfie with
a statue.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
What was the second one?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Illegal to wear a disguise in public.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'm gonna say false for that one.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You freaking.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I finally missed. Oh my god, what was it? It was?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
In France it's illegal to take a selfie the statue.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, everybody be left and right taken exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
You said that the one about wearing a disguise in
public is false.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh no, damn, I'm down bad. I lost my only
point on such a set. I want Okay, maybe I
can still knock you off.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Let's try, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
In Ohio, it's illegal to get a fish drunk.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
True.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
In Louisiana, if you have a pet snail, you must
name it Gary.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Should be true, but it's probably false.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I don't know a get In Ohio, it's against the
law for dogs to bark excessively.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
That seems true. I feel like there are laws against
that for like public disrupt it's never gonna knock you
off the top.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now, which one do you think carry? Yeah, damn it,
you're no match for me. All right, go ahead with
your last one.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
In Thailand, it is illegal to step on currency testing.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Talking. Oh that's brilliant. Okay, Well, and also you feel
bad for me, so you're giving okay.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
In Australia, it is illegal to capture, injure or kill
homing pigeons. Side note, human beings domestigated pigeons as a
way to message each other, and then we just literally
abandoned them. In Germany, it is illegal to pay your
house the color of a watermelon.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The color of a watermelon, like the pattern. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
It's not my law.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, I need to work about that. Okay, I think
the fake one. What's the first one?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Again, it's illegal to step on currency?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
You know that one? I know is true. What's the
second one?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's illegal to capture, injured or kill holding pigeons.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, that I feel like is true. I feel like
the watermelons.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That was easy.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right for the last question you have on yeah, last, yeah,
but this is my last chance.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
All right, you need it, you need it.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Okay, let's see. Okay, In New York City, it's illegal
to shake a dust mop out of a window. These
are all in New York. Okay, Okay. While riding in
an elevator in New York City, one must talk to
no one and fold their hands while looking towards the door.
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In New York City, two masculine lesbians cannot date. You
can be fined fifty thousand dollars and pick up the
charge of mask on mass crime what alternatively fem on
fem crimes. The government can reimburse you for for up
to ten thousand dollars and a credit on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Number three should that's a really good It's really good.
I can't believe the elevator one, I know, is that real?
You really have to like.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Come up your breaking laws in New York then, because
you know I'm tough with it in the elevator.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You're you're terrorizing elevator writers. Actually, that's what you're doing.
I believe. Will literally start talking to them and be like.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hey, so the weather did it, and stop talking and
they'll be like hey, so. Then we'll just be there
in this awkward silence in the elevator. It's not like
I'm it's not like I'm passing gas or anything. I'm
just gonna confuse you.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
It's really bad though.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, I actually, for the first time on the show,
I'm going to admit that I won.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
As hard as you.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
The way I'm just leaned in and I was like,
I know exactly what you do.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
You you were really going to give it to me
this time, I'll give it.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You'll give it to you. You tried really hard, but
you couldn't defeat.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Right.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Oh my god, no you did. You got me.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You know what, one baby, you can convince yourself of
whatever you want. I love someone really good at night.
Knowing that I am a consistent winner.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
For all the games that we play, you can keep
telling yourself that actually, luckily we are recording, so there's
proof right that I won, that I want that I
am the one true winner that I come. If you
read the lines, you realize that I'm doing it to
be nice to you because you're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Oh really yea, And I told you if.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
You look at me you can see them like you know,
like when you watch back videos. I'm like, oh, I
don't know what it is. Then you'll be like, oh,
she's just joking around, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Because I didn't give you like an obvious one in
the watermelon color of the German houses.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I don't know, man, I'm telling you. We've been talking
about some really strange laws. So at this point now
I'm all, come, fuel salt you.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh you know me? There? You really did?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, but even though you did win one to zero,
I know I said it.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Okay, let's blur that out.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
No, I'm kidding, because you did. I'll give it to
you this time. But revenge is sweet and I will
get you back and the games will be harder and
they will be intense, and I will beat you in
a way that you will never be able to recover from,
and you will cry tears of pain.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
It's really dark. Well you're a good sport, but you
know where you don't want to cry tears of pain.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
When it's time for everybody's fat the entire world. Space News,
what's going on in space today? What's going on in space?
Because we're talking about strange laws, we figured that today's
installment of Space News would involve laws that pertain to
outer space. Yeah, I know, it's super exciting, right, yeah,
(43:24):
Oh you're my heart. Oh thank you. I didn't really
because I want But anyway, all right, ladies, germs from ets,
dramones and earthworms, and we're going to Space News without
further ado. The Outer Space Treaty prohibits any nation from
cleaning sovereignty over any celestial bodies like the Moon, planets,
and other things like that. No country can technically own
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any part of space, including colonizing Moon. Good news for
the US that the moon landing was fake, or else
we would be in some serious trouble when we put
that flag on it.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
All right, Next up, there are no military bases or
weapons of mass destruction permitted in orbit and beyond that
means the Moon and other planets or anything like that.
Who regulates this, right, NASA, NASA Center, NASA Centered Law,
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the NASA Division of Law, Universe dot org. All right, anyway,
back to this, no weapons of mass destruction are permitted
in orbit or in any planets or anything like that.
So there is no war going to be happening up
in space, all right, which is good news, I know. However,
it looks like somebody is going to need to call
Elon Musk and make sure he knows this, as I
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think it might derail his plans to stick all the
angry rich people on Mars. And I originally set a
treaty to the NASA Law Associates dot com. And we
can go back to my original proposition of sending only
women and dogs to Mars. Okay, we coul takes burn,
don't you know? We don't need anything else? All right? Lastly,
(45:05):
up for a Space News Law edition. There's no crying
allowed in space. The lack of gravity and space mean
tears cannot flow down the face. Instead, they form tiny
little balls that can float away quickly and intervene with
sensitive equipment. Unfortunately, this means that neither Kim Kardashian or
any of the men from Maury will ever be able
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to visit space. The president of NASA has responded with
the statement claiming if Kim loses another diamond in space,
she could take down the entire International Space Station in
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Wow, and this has been space impeccably done, Babe.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I will do anything. I just looked into the NASA
regulate book law dot dot. Yeah, that's the official space law.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Have you seen NASA regulations universally, all of us together
for space one and for all dot It's a really
good one.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah. Yeah, it's a link under. I've seen that. Well.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
How fun.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
I learned a lot today, Dave.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
You always find really interesting ones, and I just find
you find good ones that traumatize our our listeners down
on Earth.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Hey, they need it, they need variety. Yeah. Yeah, we're
here to provide both.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
And we're here to provide one more thing to them
before we leave, which I thought would be a cute
way to sign off. Okay, we talked about strange laws,
and I had a question for us both, which was
if you could pick one law that you could sign
in today, one like that you create, like one that
you think should seriously be a law.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Okay, you go first, because I can think of like fifty.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
You can only pick one.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
I don't know. You go first.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Mine would be no misogyny between the hours of all
twenty four in one day.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Did you really write that down?
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I did?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You're something else.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I've sent it into a bunch of emails. Well, I'll
have you know.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
When you put forth that motion, I will second it.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
But you know what I think should actually be a law,
like for real, for oh forever. Yeah, this is a
pet peeve of mine. Okay, you've experienced it. I think
that every business, unless you have like a valid reason, okay,
which then you know, we can talk about how people
would try this. But I think that every business is
should be required to keep their doors open until they're
closing hours. Yes, you don't know how many times I
(47:30):
have driven unrealistic distances. And granted, yes I understand I
probably should have been coming into the store in the
last half hour, but if I need to, that is
why the store is open till the hour that is
supposed to be open to Okay, maybe and then I
show up and the store is open till ten and
it's like nine two. They're like, sorry, we're close. Like, no,
you're not. Yeah, you're open.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Maybe we need to reframe the way that we put hours,
and I'll be like like, this is what we're leaving,
but this is the last time we're serving you.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
But just put that as your hours. You understand. Yeah,
that's like, just put that as your hours. If you
look for restaurants, for example, I don't understand that. Why
does it say the restaurant is open for eleven until eleven?
They're like, oh, but the kitchen is closed. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah that makes a lot of sense. All right, I'll
second that too, if you stand If you like the
our lost suggestions Earth things, let us not let us know, let.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Us know nine fifty eight, not even nine fifty nice your.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
When we can send them along to the NASA Equestrian Aquarium.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
I could run at the CVS and go straight to
the ice cream cabinet and grab my bed and Jerry's
thirty seconds flat. You're not going to open the doors
for me at nine fifty eight.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah you heard her.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Gosh, yeah, girl eats your ice cream.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, She's passionate about this. If you want to vote
for our lost suggestions right in anyway? Well maybe Well yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
I was gonna say, it's been really nice meeting you
once again, as I do so well so often. And
it's great because you make a great second place winner.
Oh my god, I love sharing the lower podium with
you as second place in a in a competition of
(49:18):
only two places. I might add, but great job. Could
have been scolded, and I can't wait to do it again.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Listen, I will be coming for you, all right.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh I love you though, even though you lost. All right,
Thanks for flying with us, and we'll see you next
week in our own world. Follow us at in our
own world pod and send us cute pictures of cats.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I'm gonna say something inappropriate. Bye, Launching
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