That Time We Didn’t Text Before A Date

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Let me get to this to you for your Monday.
Pinterest just named the top wedding trends of twenty twenty five.
Although I do feel like wedding season now is just
all seasons kind of like a thing.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Starting with chocolate brown big for weddings in twenty twenty five. Yeah, sure,
they say it's not surprising this is the it color
for weddings since Mocha Moose was named color of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
They say pin dress has seen a huge surge in
searches for all chocolate tone things like Mocha wedding themes,
which are up five hundred and fifty one percent. Wow,
And brown brille party searches spiked four hundred and thirty
eight percent.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Sure, Okay, I don't know anyone that's recently had a
brown niche wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, they're saying they're using it from everything from bridesmaid
dresses to floral arrangements. Yeah, so sure, sure su. Since
city hall weddings around the rise.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've seen that a lot, especially since they're saving money.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Like I would like to just maybe get a city
hall wedding if I got married, like like thirty bucks
and you go take like some Q pegs downtown. I
know a lot of friends have done that, but that's
been for years.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They say a gen Z's driving the surge and searches
for low key ceremonies at city hall and courthouses, but
they're not skipping on style. Pinterest searches for registry office
wedding dress or up one hundred and sixty two percent.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yes, like like the class throwback dresses and it's really cute.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Civil ceremony photography searches up six hundred and thirty seven percent.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
The next big trend for weddings maximalist and vintage rings. Okay, so,
according to the trendsupport, engagement rings are getting a glow up.
Non traditional shapes like kite and heart in East West
diamond settings, as well as big bright color stones like
pink and chocolate diamonds are very in.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I've been just seeing people I know they have gotten
engreaged recently where like they have just it. I would
say it is I guess kite, but they're just big.
They're like gigantic, and it's not just like a single diamond.
It's like they have just all these like well, I
don't know, they look pretty.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's like a starburst kind of.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I have to show you a picture like these. This
one my one friend that just got engaged. I was like,
that's crazy to walk around with everyday girl. Like what
when they say two ring stacks are especially popular, yes, say,
I've seen ring stacks go up a lot, yeah, over
one thousand percent. Oh yeah, no, because you want the
trendy little bohoy ringstack because my friend Brooklyn just got married.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
She's got a cool wring stack.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
The decade inspiring couples is nineteen nineties. Okay, they say tail.
So brides and grooms are saying I do this year,
are taking inspiration from their parents' weddings, including how the
nineties having the most influence. Brides are searching for drop
waste gowns of over two thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Those those are very big right now.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yes, yeah, vintage veils and redtro Of silhouettes, but also
with a modern twist.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I feel like vintage veils have always been in though. Okay,
I'm just going to say that I.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Can stay confidently as a dude. I don't know what
any of these things are since.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Is very old. That's old, Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I wanna say Cache's vintage, which I guess technically it is.
I had a Cache dress for Homecoming from two thousand
and eight, so really.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Look, as you'll throw back, you did it first, No
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I'm just I had this whole conversation like two days ago.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh gotcha? Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
On the final trend for weddings in twenty twenty five,
even though it's kind of where it comes out now,
because we're we're in the thicket. But I guess these
have been the searches so far.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think it's like since people are still play.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, cinematic photography, Okay, so they say wedding photos that
look stuffy and posed are definitely out. Yes, couples are
going for editorial film style photography. Yes, searches for a
cinematic wedding photography a surge over one hundred percent, and
film wedding photo searches are up two and fifty eight percent.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Because one of my friends went to high school with
his career really took off five years ago for cinematic
videography for their weddings. But in my friend Brook's weddings,
she's she didn't want anyone just she only want candid
shots basically okay except for like of the actual ceremony,
but everything else She's like, I just want candids.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't want any post pictures. I don't make any
of that. Yeah, they say golden Now we're letting and
authentic moments. What Brisee and grooms want this season?

Speaker 5 (04:41):
You want that Instagram instagrammable moment.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Makes sense if you want to add a thing over
text nine nine three three eight. Let me get to
this next speer Monday. The old rules we need to
forget intern Johnny Morning shots quickly too. I thought this
is interesting. They're talking about the made up societal rules
that we should stop following, okay, including the no double
texting role.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
What I don't all the time? Yeah, they say, some
people think it's too much. Oh no, I'll double text.
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, I like unless it's like somebody I just started
like talking to dating.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Sure, No, I think I still did that when I
was dating, though, because I don't care and I don't
care if you double text me back.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah. I also type of texture I am, though, Yeah,
I do like I'll do a bunch of texts. That's
my brain works. But they're different ideas.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Though I'm not a text I think if it's a
double text where you say something and you're expecting a
response and then they don't respond to you and then.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
You text, I'm not going to do that. But that's
why I was talking to Okay.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Maybe yeah, I probably wouldn't do that, but I'd double
text all the time to like friends and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
The next ones, respect your elders. Somebody commented some of
the nastiest people I've met over seventy Sure, I mean
that is fair, but respect to your reserves.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I guess some.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
People like they're old, are just mean and cranky and
you just got to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm sorry, I'm not cold be means to an old person, But.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I think respect your elders is one of those things
where you hear it as a child and you think, oh,
because adults have all the answers. Then you get close
to adulthood and you go, oh, they were just as
cool as as I am now, and I have the Internet,
So like, what with the hell the adults do in
twenty years ago?

Speaker 7 (06:15):
And also, you shouldn't have to demand respect, like give respect.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
To get respect. I don't mean, yeah, I absolutely this
is a good one. You guys both work in the
food industry.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Expecting people working in food service to always be happy.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh yeah, God, that was a miserable job. I'm sorry
it was. If I think everyone should have to work
in like food service because people are awful, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah that's and you're not getting paid a lot.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
No, you're not getting paid a lot. You have to
work to get tips, which sucks.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
But it does.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
It is great because you do in some depending on
where you work, make great money. Sure, great money, But
you also have to deal with a lot of really
awful people, sir.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Unfortunately they say, it's an exhausting, thankless and stressful job
that does not pay enough.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Don't disagree.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
The next sound of rule, we should start ignoring. Women
should be polite to be considered Ladylike, ah, shut up,
that's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm so sick.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'm so sick of people telling us how to act,
like we got to finally started being ourselves, like forty
years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, shut up, big mistake, you know. I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It should be acceptable to respectfully decline gifts. Yes, okay,
they say, why do I have to pretend to like something,
take it home to save and regift later.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Not only that, Like, sometimes I get things that I
either already have or I just honestly don't need. And
my dad is the master and give me stuff that
like he gets me really cool stuff, Like he like
he gets me great stuff for traveling. He got me
this thing to see if there's like head cameras in
the room, because I travel a lot, which is needed.
But sometimes we'll give me stuff. I'm like, dude, what,

(07:50):
And I'm like, Dad, I'm so sorry. I love you
so much and you give me the greatest stuff. But
sometimes this cannot be farther from.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Who I what's the daughter?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Sure he gave you he got me a sweatch of
that said, just so you know, I am a daughter
and I have a dad that will like bully, like
like will beat you off of your remains me something
like that. He sent me this three years ago when
I was in my thirties, which I still am in
my thirties, but I had just turned like thirty or
something like.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
So cute, though I thought behind it is really cute.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I ever wear it? Absolutely not. Yes, I did wear
it to like sleep and stuff. I won't lie. I
did wear it. I did donate it as well when
I moved here.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Very nice. You can't eat in front of your friends
unless they're eating too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Nice, if they're not hungry, that's not my fault.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Even if you are hungry, I'm gonna eat in front
of you. I'll offer you something, but I'm so.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Greatat for you.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
If I'm hungry and you're just like now, I'm good. Well, okay,
I'm not going to just wait, No, I'm gonna eat.
This is insane.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
At a restaurant either they're waiting for.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
This is like like you're at like my house, their house.
You have food, they don't want to eat, and I'm
gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm gonna order something. Also, real friends don't care. Yeah. True.
I feel like that's such an old thing, like old
school thing.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Somebody said everyone thinking that it's rude to read a
book at a function or a.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Non carry a book. I mean, if you need like
a little.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Break, sure, well they're saying that most of the time
people are on their phones anyway, just be doing the book.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Kind of fair. I'll get a couple more of these
that it's unacceptable to date a friend's X.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think it depends on the time.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
And like if like I had a boyfriend I dated
throughout high school and now my friend is married to
that guy. Okay, but in real life, like in real life,
and I don't care. And I remember being in high
school be like, you guys be good together, like when
I was still leading the guy.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's not weird.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I feel like they like vibes and like so when
I saw it, they started dating because I'm not really her.
I'm not her friend anymore, but we were really good
friends in high school and even after. But now I'm like, dude,
they were like I thought that back then makes sense.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, I guess like I could see I could date
high school friends acts but not get current.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Even like a college friends act. I just feel like
it's been so far removed and like you've changed so much.
Not that I have done it, but I do think that.
You know, as you get older and you mature, you're like,
you know what, that's fine, sir.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think it's a case by case basis.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Like if it's your very good friend and the breakup
was very bad, they were together for obviously, not if
it was still like a good friend, but they dated.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
In passing, Like, I don't see that being a problem.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, there's two. Putting a napty on your lap.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
I mean I always either I think that's like a
I don't think that's the old I personally do that
every time.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
And the last one is blessing people and they sneeze it.
Says it caused attention to them, especially middle meetings.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Look, if you do not say bless you to Charlie,
she will remind you to say.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Bless.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Ye girl, you want to add some of our text
nine ninety three three eight is intern Johnny Mary Show.
I don't want to trigger anybody. I think Rose send
this to me. The rudest things you can do in
a work meeting, and let me tell you, Uh, what
do we do them? I don't know if we do.
We've been in meetings where it happens starting with talking

(10:52):
just to hear your own voice, which is crazy to
the people that do this and not just here anywhere. Yeah,
I know you think I got talk so I sound
informed and smart. Never in the history of human communication
has somebody with that mindset talked and everybody goes, God,
thank god they spoke. Yeah, they sound smart. It's like, no,
everybody knows what you're doing. Yeah, it's the most annoying.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Thing because it's always the same person offense to that person,
but like it's the same person over and over again.
You're like, dude, this meeting could have been over thirty
minutes ago if you would just stop.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yes, you repeating back the information the exact same way.
But a question at the end of it doesn't help.
This expert says, if you have something productive to offer
by all means chime in. Yeah, if you're one of
those people who just talked to be part of the
conversation about having anything meaningful or valuable to add, do
not do it.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
No, especially because a lot of people don't want to
be in the meeting anyway, and then you make it
go over. But we've all been in so many meetings before.
That's the thing that the person that keeps asking a
question that could be a one on one kind of
thing and doesn't have to involve anybody else in.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
The room, and they say, the big thing is you're
wasting time. Literally, Yeah, I wish goes into showing up unprepared. Yeah,
if you call the meeting, yes, not prepared. I have
been in so many meetings like that that I just
want to.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Screams, just like we could have pushed this back. Yes,
send an email. I'm saying you figure it out.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I was on a call once my dear friend Sauce,
and the person that call said, Sauce, I do it,
and Sauce said, rightfully, so I'm doing well, but I
like this could have been an email. And again I
see my phone texting the lights up and Sauce goes.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Don't say it now.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I knew he was going to texting be like Shelby.
But to be fair, the meeting was about things that
were already in an email, and I'm just reading the
email out loud, and then we got the canssarium.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I hate meetings like.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
That, and this was our fourth meeting. Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Their point with the unprepared thing is, if you're making
a presentation via the screen, arrive early.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Cannact your laptop. Yeah, make sure make sure it works,
make sure you know how to work. It pretty silly,
it's not, it's not hard.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah. Multitasking made the list. They say, avoid multitasking unless
you using it for the meeting. Put your phone away
if it's not only attracts others, but also those around
you observing somebody else in their phone. I think that
makes sense. Play your device is on silent, YadA YadA. Yeah,
I think that's kind of unfair talking while others are speaking.
Don't do that in the work meeting.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, but sometimes the meetings have so many people in
them that it's going to happen. People are going to
interrupt you, no, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I think that's not gonna be a positive thing for
all collaborating they say, engaging conversation while someone is speaking
to the staff or group is rude. Whispering and speaking
privately during meeting can be disruptive and disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
It's also just so distracting because I've been in so
many meetings before where people across me would be talking
about something and then I can't hear what's actually.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Being talked about. Yes, it's very annoying. Just text each other.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Uh huh. They say arriving or starting late. Yeah, they
say that applies to everybody, even higher ups.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah. I My biggest pet peeve is being late.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, starting late or being late, especially because like everybody
else has things going on, nobody wants to be in
the meeting to begin with, and then if it's late,
it's like, yo.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Hey we all have lives. Yeah, you're wasting more of
my time.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah. They say, whether you're attending in office meeting or VERRSEU,
you want to arrive on time.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I mean that's the one too.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, although I'll say, teams fantastic job of updating a.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
MINU before a meeting starts. A fantastic time.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
That literally happened to me the last things meeting I
was on, I just started updating and it wouldn't let
me in, so I had to do it on my phone.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's amazing, isn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Waiting until the meeting is wrapping up to poise a
question or chime in y yes, goes to the beginning
of like.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
He stop, Yeah, we're almost done. Yeah, we're almost done.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
If you hadn't thything to say, it's okay, yeah, we're
fine here.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
We don't have to say something in every single meeting.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, yes, they say. The reason for the meetings to
engage in real time chiming in when it's appropriate about
use of everyone's time. It prevents the need for a
follow up meeting. Yeah yes, yeah, they say, yes.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I say, or you can email the person afterwards.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
If you have a question that you think, Yeah, you know,
save other people times exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
They say it's rude to extend meetings beyond the agreed
upon timeframe.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't disagree with us. I'll do two more. First
one is creating a hostile environment. Well yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
They say, don't speak negatively another coworker in the meeting.
If you have something to discuss, then maybe emotional speak
with them privately. Dada I'll say I've been in meetings
before with people where they were giant douchers, and then
we're surprised and nobody else is offering feedback. Yeah, and
then like they would be like nobody else is gonna talk.
I'm like, hey, it's probably because you're a giant doucher.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
But it was very confrontational.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
The way they did it was like, okay, so nobody
else gonna add And it's like.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Why are you yelling at me already?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Why would we want to?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, the obvious one of planning meeting the committed email,
for sure. Yes, but this is one of my other
biggest pet peeves, not sticking to the agenda. It's just like, hey,
is this like are we just catching up with the
water cooler, because then we don't even know what to do. Yes,
they say, if you have the facilitators are on time
and done time, cover the topic. If something that comes
up the involves only a couple of people, determine the
other time to discuss it, so the meeting will be

(15:59):
concise and focused.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, and then we're all prepared. Yes, I will
leave with me is a wrap up? I can tell
us this joke.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Time all right see Ella Air Yeah, yeah, good bye
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a study on hand washing in the USFA and according
to the results, ninety three percent people believe washing their
hands is important for their health.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Only ninety three.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I mean, I feel like that makes sense because I
feel like a lot of people don't wash their hands
at least like you.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You can think of one person right now.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Because when you go to the bathroom, like a public restroom,
and you see the amount of people that just walk out,
it's pretty alarm.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's yes, and just to go about your day, yeah,
and then to shake hands and touch door knobs and
eat and do all that space.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
If you're out at a restaurant or a bar, and
then you see those people out in the wild after
you just saw them not wash their hands in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Gross Yes, to.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
That point, saws, seventy seven percent of Americans see others
leave the restroom without washing their hands.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I've disturbed. We've all seen that happen.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, unfortunately, they say during cold and flu season, seventy
nine percent say they wash their hands more.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Kind of makes sense.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
People say, on average they wash their hands seven and
a half times a day.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I don't, I mean way above that. Yeah, I feel
like I'm above that.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Especially I know it's like gross outside, like dry hand season,
but yeah, get some good, get the green lotion for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
They all say nearly half admit they just rinsed with
water and skip the soap. Dad, at that point, that's
like bagging the dog poop but not throwing it away.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, I'm not going enough. You're not doing enough.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're high trating the germs. Yeah, you're making them feel better.
They say men are more guilty than women not using soap.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yeah, which is gross. Yeah, gross, gross gross.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Fifty three percent of men compare to thirty eight percent
of women. Gross. Eighty one percent say they always wash
their hands after using a public restroom.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
I would hope it'd be higher, but okay, yeah, dude's
public rastrooms.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
My god, everything you're touching on it.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yes, even when you like go to leave, you're getting
drums back on your hands.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's why you hold it. The door of the paper towel.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, that's that's why the restaurants that have like the
foot thing where you open the door with the foot,
that's the way to go.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
That's the way you do things.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Or like when they have the trash can right next
the door so you can hold it open with the
towel that rode away.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
If you don't have that thing, you're making it bad
for your staff because most people just throw the towels
on the ground, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
What I mean. And we need that in our bathroom.
We need well, we need a bunch of things. Maybe
paper that works would be good.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
You mean twelve paper that doesn't feel like you know,
elementary school paper.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Towel, yes, yes, yeah, small things. Maybe we should do
a supply drive for us like we used to do
in grade school. Maybe it brings supplies.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
So then you go, I want colored markers too, Yeah,
the smiley ones.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yes please, Yeah, there'll be a study on those one
day that like if you sniffed those markers back the day.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh my god, stop talking.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Interurn, Johnny Mary Show, appreciate you hanging out. It's intern
John in your morning show. I wanted to get to
this quick to try to help the fellas out, we
let your thoughts over text two nine ninety three three eight.
According to experts, dudes with these traits make women go
crazy in a good way. Okay, we've talked about before
doing it in a bad way. Yeah, behind Every guy

(20:16):
with a crazy ex girlfriend is crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
God, what did you do? Brother? What did you do?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I want to see these spot on like make you
go crazy and good way Number one on her list
confidence without arrogance.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, like just being charismatic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, they see a guy at the right mind confidence
like a breath of fresh air. He's secure with who
he is without being obnoxious about it.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, it's hot.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
He's about self awareness, not self promotion, and that's hot.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
And you just like automatically, no where at the bat
if it's just like being arrogant or having charisma, how
do you know?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Just because you could. It's just a vibe just how
they talk.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
It doesn't seem like they're like spouting off about like
how cool they are.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
They're like, oh, I'm owning this.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Like there's stock options and their big investor tips and
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, like rockets.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, they say he doesn't need kinds of validation for
people around him because he's kind of content with himself. Yes,
he's also not the last person in the room, but
his presence has always felt sure. Yeah, sacking on her
list a sense of humor that's actually funny.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yeah, it's just like making fun at the person you're
on the date with, because that gets so old so fast.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's so boring. Like you can't I can't just make funny.
You'd be like, hey, is this a joke.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
You're like, oh, it's on your Instagram story the other day,
something stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's like, ah, so good.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I saw you talk about turkeys and I was a chicken.
Like that's the whole point. Like, I don't know, I
just something specific song.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
No, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Saying like I wanted so many deals with guys that
just sit there and like they give you like the
nag and it's like I don't want to be here
at all.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, Well, I think the nag has to be done
with such care and precision, Like if done correctly, I
think it can be flirting if you're doing it. It's
like it's finally between flirting and being a doucher. Well,
I'm just gonna like dig my clause in you at
one point.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Because I'm just gonna get so sick of it so.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Bad, I would I would recommend NFL's listening. I don't
try with Sauce. She can and will make you cry,
so just keep going.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
They say there's something special by a guy who can
genuinely make people laugh. According to study, scientists found a
sense of humor actually makes a man seem more intelligent.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
It does.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
It does if you feel like, actually make somebody laugh
without making fun of them or making fun of something
around you.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
The big part of this too, they say he's not
offensive or intentionally trying to shock people. Yes, he makes
sure nobody feels alienated by his quote jokes.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I love I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Also offensive jokes are easy, dude. Yeah, like that's that
takes no like as easy.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
And that's like also like, oh that's like a double
edged sword.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, one hundred percent. If he has genuine.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Kindness, well yeah, if you're like holing the door and
you're you're thanking everybody and saying please and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
We like that kind to your point, Sauce and say
genuine kindness, and the guy is like a magnet. He's
the one who constantly is can considerate and caring in
everything he does, whether it's with close friends with strangers.
This kind of kindness comes from a place of sincerity
and compassion.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
We love that, Yeah, we love that.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
If he has emotional intelligence, that's a big turn on.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
I mean yeah, because then that just like helps us,
because like that's what we need, especially as we get older.
Like obviously, when emotional intelligence I'm explaining it, it's like,
obviously we need emotional intelligence. But like, I just think
that a lot of guys don't realize like when they're
mad about something or how they're coming off, or how
they like treat other people when they're upset about something.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Mmm.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Interesting, May they take it on people?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yes? And they say he understands and manages his own emotions. Well,
he's a tune of other people's feelings as well too.
He's not afraid to show his feelings talk about him,
which makes him approachable and.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It seems very vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, I like them. If he has ambition and passion, yeah, thing.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
I mean, I'm I don't have a lot of saying
about that, just because I've dated a lot of guys
that don't have any of that.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
So it's just nice to see.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
That you want to go to work all time, right, Yeah,
that's all I do.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It's like literally, like.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
You get up and you're at work at the time
you're supposed to be there, and.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's the bare minimum. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Like, I'm like, that's a green flag for me at.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
This point, Like Jo, you got by yourself and not
through like your dad or something. They say ambition and
passion are contagious. The guy who embodies these straits, these
traits stands out. He's driven and focused on his skulls
by the career, personal even just his hobbies.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I like that respectfulness. Well yeah, I feel like that
goes with the matters as well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
They say it's fundamental trait for literally any healthy relationship.
Although I mean, to me, I think it seems obvious,
but I feel like I've seen friends in relationships where.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That's not there.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah, it's like prety obviously don't respect you, especially because
like respect starts out obviously when you meet this person
or like when you start you know, messaging them or
however you meet them. Just because there's so many people
and It's not just me I've complained about so many
many times, but so many guys. Is like, don't respect
your time, Like from the.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Get go, good listening skills.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah, I like it, like when they bring up something
that you talked about the last time you saw them
or something.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yes, John, what I wasn't going to say it. I
wasn't going to say the do you thinking about? You
were doing? You were thinking about? I could tell I
was waiting for it.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
What I was gonna say is I think that's a
good point. The sauce part up is when you can
call back to something about Like that's like if you
ever listen, you can tell a bad interview and you
can tell the person's just reading questions because I could
ask Sauce if I was if we're doing like a
really bad radio interview, like, Sauce, what's the best state

(25:46):
went on?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Actually, aliens came down and they came from Mars. They
took me Mars came back. Cool, what do you do
to wind down?

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's so I'm not even like really caring what you're
having to say. It's still more about what.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I had this conversation. But even the last date I
went on.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
I brought up something that he had said, like when
we first met, and he was like, wow, I can't
believe remember that.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
So I just think that's important just to listen.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well, it kay of shows that you care what they
have to say. Yeah, which is, you know, everybody wants
to be heard. Yeah, that's kind of like little.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Does you know. I'm psycho and I don't forget anything.
I kid.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
I mean I could have told him that I was
expecting you to say that.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
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Speaker 2 (27:16):
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Speaker 1 (27:17):
Ashley Texi nine ninety three three eight for fiance just
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Speaker 2 (27:21):
The comedy shows.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
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Speaker 1 (27:24):
So June twentieth, June twenty first, Arlington Draft Aulis, which
is one of our favorite venues to go to. We're
doing Chewey Forever. My dog Chewey passed away on New
Year's and it's kind of been my, I guess life's
mission really since then, to keep his legacy alive, to
help out as many dogs as we can and people
as well. So we did the dog adoption event a

(27:45):
few weeks ago. That was awesome. We're doing these shows,
there's three of them. June twentieth, June twenty first, raising
money for the Warrior Canine Connection, one of the coolest
groups that I have come across recently.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
They're based in darn Soum like a whole operation too.
It's on yeah all thing.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, Well, I was gonna say so. Sauce and I
were actually out there a couple months back and it's
a giant farm and darn sound and it's just kind
of like puppies everywhere.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's puppies.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, it makes you want to get Golden Treeer puppy
because I just like the Kidd's puppies of all time.
And so they train these puppies to be service dogs
for veterans. And I've had folks reached out to they
got their service animal from the warri Canon Connection. It
can take years, like years and years because they got
to make sure these dogs are trained and like trained well.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
And they helped veterans out just here, it's around the
whole country and they train them for it.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, And they have have veterans trained the dogs too,
which is really really cool. So if you want to
go to the shows, there's not many tickets left. They
started fifteen bucks to get benefits the Warrior Canine Connection.
Internsjoncomedy dot com. That's Internsjoncomedy dot Com. My Chewy Forever
Shows June twentieth, June twenty first, Internsoncomedy dot Com. Get

(28:56):
Catch and Cheaters Wore the Roses in Minutes Wait too.
I almost hate when doctors talk about naps because I
feel like it's it's never consistent. Some people like take
a ten minute nap, or no longer than thirty, or
take forty five, or take it while you're doing jumping jacks.
Like it's never quite there, but here we go. They
sleep expert put out their four rules of the perfect nap,
starting with keeping it short. Yeah, four of them. Twenty

(29:18):
to thirty minutes is ideal. Okay, okay, the beast time
taking nap between one and three pm. Sure for normal folks.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, if you can. I mean, if most people are
at jobs at that time. Though, that's a good point,
that's the very other point. What do you mean, yes, yes,
he says, get comfortable, okay, okay. They say a bed's ideal,
though some experts say couches are better because your bed
might encourage you a nap too long.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, so true. Yeah, I don't want to get out
of that.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
But there's always the studies too, where it's like, don't
do anything in your bed but sleep, because in your
brain's like, oh we're eating now, oh we're strolling, TikTok Now.
They also say don't fall asleep in a chair.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, well, yeah, this is comfy, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, but get the lighting and temperature just right. Okay,
sixty to sixty seven degrees is perfect. Okay, sure, it's
the first time. Every time I get in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, it's like cranky, turn all the way down, crankfif yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Turning on, make sure it's good to go. And then
they say, be careful of coffee. Okay, although there's been
those other studies where it's like, you should have coffee
before your nap so you wake up, you have the
double head, you have to.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Time that like so perfect.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, so they say, okay, so drink right before nap
could be good. Caffeine takes thirty minutes to kind of
get your system going. Okay, so if you chug one
chug some coffee, immediately fall asleep to wake up feeling
very energized. But if you chug it, don't go asleep
right away. I feel fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
I feel like nap, So it takes me longer to
fall asleep because my body's not used to napping. There's
that No, I feel like if I chug coffee, I
would not sleep at all.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Well, there's always those reports too that you might think
it takes you thirty minutes to fall asleep, but really
takes you like five, although for me, I think sometimes
it takes me hours.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, hours, yeah, hours.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
If you are an expert, we clearly are not. Would
love your thoughts. Nine nine three three eight Attack is
Interurn Johnny Marshall swore the rosies on interns. John in
your morning show. You think the person you're with is
stepping out, You think something doesn't quite add up. We

(31:14):
try to figure out exactly what is going on. Kendall,
Good morning, Hi, how are you? I'm doing well. I
need you to explain the timeline your bryce because you guys,
has been off and on.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's been on and off for a while now, like
some years now. We met, you know, Aline some years ago.
It's been more on than off. But definitely he moved
away for a job at a certain point, which we
were off because of that the distance. But you know,
for like the last year and a half we've been
back on. Okay, thing has been going pretty good. Sure,

(31:50):
you know, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
And I mean to cut you off, but just so
we have the actual timeline. So three years ago we
matched on tender yep, to be.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Matched on tender on and off about a year and
a half.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, and then so he was gone for a year
now back right, okay, and here we are. We rekindled
things we've been on. So we've been more on and
off the last three or so years. Absolutely absolutely, and
we're doing more of the roses.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
You guys don't live with each other, we.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Don't, but we spent a lot of time. I'm over
there like all the time, you know what I mean,
I have a key, but you know what I mean,
not officially, I do have a key, got you you lea,
I haven't officially made the move yet.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Don't you do? You do you lease uf there?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh yeah, definitely have a glued I have a drawer
to closet space. Need more closet space.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
So here we are to more of the roses. Explain
what's going on with his colleagues at work, all right,
So you.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Know they're a little weird. Well it's a real bro
type of space, you know what I mean. There's a
lot of of the bros. And so you know a
lot of them aren't married. A few of them are,
and so they don't hang out as much anymore obviously,
but you know he's still you know, not married technically,
so you know, they just do a lot of like

(33:06):
goofy things. So anyway, we were out, you know, like
last weekend, they were all going out to this bar
for some event and stuff like that, and he asked
me to go with him or whatever. But when I
got there, it was like I was introduced to, like,
you know, a friend, and.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I was like, what.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
What you know? I was like, so I cadn't even
believe it at this point, you know what I mean,
Like yeah, like you know, you know, a really good friend,
but not even overly like oh this is my lady
friend or you know, you know, okay, yeah, or just
my girlfriend, just say that, you know, I mean, oh,

(33:46):
this is my friend, you know that? And I was,
you know, and he was in his and they were
taking a couple of shots and having fun. So you know,
you're not gonna you don't want to be that person,
you know what I mean and create a scene at
the you know. And I haven't met them all, so
you know, I was trying to be cool, but I'm
like so weirded out by that, And what does that mean?

(34:06):
You know what I mean? Reded? Like what's going on?
So I'm like, is he cheating? Is some is there
someone else? Like when did we go down?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay my friend.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
And yeah, so let's say this kind of love sauce
call from the flower shop, off from the roses. Clearly
this should go to you. If they do, we'll hang
up whatever. If they are somebody else, we'll see what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Okay, please, let's see what's happening. And I'm hoping that
you know, I was. It was just a fluke because
they're not in his friends, his closters aren't in relationships.
But you know, let's.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Warren Roses and Horner show swore the Roses interns Gehon
in your morning show, Kenda, let me recap this. You
and Bryce first matched about three years ago on a
dating app uh dave for about a year. He moved
away for a year, even back on for about a
year and a half. And the reason we're doing roses,
you don't live with each other. He invited you to

(35:03):
a work vent event and introduce you to his work
friends as just another friend, not as a girlfriend. You
mentioned to us off the air that he is off
and on his phone late at night doing work stuff
with some of the people that were there, the females.
That's correct.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh yeah, they always had like these projects or these deadlines,
so they're burning the midnight oil.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
He's given old fret house, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, yeah again, So I'm like, he's not really working,
you know that. I don't know, and it's it's feeling creepy,
it's feeling weird. Something else is going on.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I want to ask because you mentioned you don't live
with each other, but you have a key. Since you
guys known each other for over three years and been
kind of off and on, has there been talk of
taking things to the next level, whether that is moving
in or an engagement.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, of course, we definitely have been talking about moving in.
And you know, both of us have small places as individuals,
so you know, it's been talk of like starting to
look for a bigger place, you know, to accommodate all
of us. So that's why when he could introduce me
as a friend, that's like in the opposite direction of
us moving into get Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And one last question on that, what's the window when
that would happen? Like whose lease is up first? Like
what's the earliest potentially you guys talked about moving in, So.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
The earliest potentially would probably be in about seven months
because I have like six months left on my lease
I had, I would just go and kind of stay there,
put some things in storage, and then he has maybe
four months after his so because he had just resigned.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So gotcha. It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
So let's see this saucle call from the freek A
dozen red roses. Obviously they should go to you. If
they do, we'll put them on hold. So what do
you want to do? If they get somebody else, we
will get some answers. Oh, I got a number? Correct,
right here we go. Yeah, also is out the coworkers? Well,
oh it must be your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, there's like.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Okay, Hello, Hi sus Bryce.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Uh, yeah, this is hi. Brace.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
My name is Charlotte, and I'm calling you from a
new local flower shop. We're called YMS Flowers, and we're
trying out some new marketing where we're offering a free
bouquet of roses to people, just in hopes that you
come back to us for future occasions.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Is that something that you'd be interested in? I don't,
I don't need anything.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
I'm good thanks to you.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Don't have anyone in your life that just like wants flowers.
We're just we're just new in the area and we
need more foot traffic just to make my mom's the
dream come true kind of thing. And I mean they
are gorgeous, they are red roses. You can make someone's day.
They're free, They're totally free. We don't need any credit
card info. And you can send them anywhere in the country.

(37:58):
Do you think that you'd want to send them to someone? Yeah,
it could be like a wind hell yeah, okay, cool?
All right, great, all right, I see, like the name
of who you're sending them to.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Uh, all right, send them to cat? Is that with
a C? Your O? K?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Cool? And then what is she to you?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
We're just keeping everything on file in case you do
come back. So like girlfriend, wife, fiance, other friends.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I mean, she's she's a lot to me. She's she's
she's my handful. You're okay, I'll put other hand full.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Uh. And then what do you want the car to say?
It's just like your typical small card that goes with flowers.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Uh, tell her.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
That I'm sending her these even though she should be
sending me flowers because of last night.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I'm sending you these, even though.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Even though, yeah, tell her you should be sending me these.
You should be sending me flowers because of last night.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Okay, what happened last night? Okay, I want to tell me.

Speaker 10 (39:12):
I know so I actually, uh, last night, I asked
her to be my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Oh that's cute. I love that. Really? Oh really, Bryce?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Really?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Are you serious right now? I cannot believe you. I
cannot believe you.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I knew something was Yeah, Bryce, my name is intern John.
I got sauce here. We're doing War of the Roses
on the show.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
God, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it. So as your friend because you got
a new girlfriend? Is that what we're doing? Bryce?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Seriously, such a liar on Kendall kind of fill this
in on the work stuff. But to that point though,
why would you bother bring Kendall to a work function
if you're playing asking somebody else out to date?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 10 (40:08):
I didn't ask anyone else out.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
This is your I feel like you've never twisted here.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
No, no, no, you said you said photo. You said a
photo because last year, who's your little handful? Yeah, you
asked her.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
To be your girlfriend? So how are we getting things twisted?
You're because it's.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
You're you're a liar. You're a liar.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You need to wait.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Wait, it's not all no, no, okay, So Brice, we'll
give you thirty seconds to explain uninterrupted.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's it's a what thing.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
It's a it's a work thing. It's just kind of
it's a thing we all do. We like, you know,
your work buddy. Sometimes you're like, oh, that's our work girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Even even the guys do it. It's like, oh, it's
my work boyfriend. It's not even as.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
Everyone just kind of jokes around that way. It's like
a it's an initiation for all the newer coworkers.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
All this sounds like an a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
You're seeing lying sack of Yeah, you're losing you know,
this isn't any work things. You're totally you've been stepping
out and dating some other chick name Cat. What a
lame name to honestly, but what Oh my god, So
you're not dating anyone else.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
You need to look to what I'm saying talk about
you calm down.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
So what you're saying, Brce is your point is a
new employee started at your work and you guys have
a policy of your employees to be your girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
But it's it's a work joke though.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Please please, okay, please, My degree costs more than this.
I'm too smart for this. You're you're lucky. You're talking
about the beauty is get your job that you? Are
you serious? Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
The beauty is.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well to send his work, the audio and the putting
the manual for employees and that we know so I
think our work here is Don Bryce, employee of the
month man One.

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good morning, Good morning. You heard War of the Roses girl.
What do you want to say?

Speaker 7 (42:29):
This just makes me glad that I'm single and not
part of the dating scene.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
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Thank you for listening. I have a great day you too.
If you want to do a War of the Roses,
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wait for this show. The Jonas brother Is at NAT's
Park real quick Shelby Sauce favorite Jonas Brothers song, go
what do you think?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
So os?

Speaker 10 (43:07):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Okay, makes sense?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Rose? How about you burning up classic? I'm gonna go
old school Mandy. We have voices are really like Hella High.
This is gonna be a great show. Number one Jonas Brothers.
But to you at NAT's Park, So like a great
summer show. We'll find outside and join the weather. You
want to see the Jonas Brothers will make it very easy.
Collar nine, you're in right now eight seven, seven, nine

(43:31):
nine five four six eight one. Good luck trying to
get you to see the Jonas Brothers full free. I
want to get to this in a second too. The
one thing you would wish on your worst enemy. We
do you a quick poll, Shelby Sauce. In your current
place of living, do you have a spare room?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I do, okay, Rose, you have a spare room, probably
not anymore? Yeah, kind of but not really got children's
in there, yeah, Sauce.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Your spare room is used as what I've been calling
it lately, a dressing room because that's what people across
the pond call it a dressing room.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
How do you know people across I mean England? Yeah yeah,
so do you watch a Mary Kay n Ashley movie
and that's.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
A sawesome girl be like, you know, she's like, I
love living in America because there's everything's bigger here, Like
people now use dressing rooms, like have like a spare
bedroom they used as a dressing room.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
And I'm like, that's what I do. And so yeah,
I thought it was your makeup room though.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah, that's what they call though she's called She's likely
get ready room.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah, okay, that's what mine is. Do you feel like
a girl like like going in my dressing room?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
No, I literally just started doing this like three days ago,
is now. Yeah, I call it. I really was calling
it for a long time. I walk in closet, yeah,
because that's what it is. It doesn't have like an
actual closet in it. It's more like a den and
you want to be I have my shoes in there,
my makeup and also it's not like I don't have
a ton of makeup because I do makeup on the side.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
So according to this thirty four percent of adults under
forty five have at least one spare bedroom. I guess
I have one too, and it's it's a podcast studio.
Yeah like this, Yeah, spare rooms like the other ones.
Actually oh yeah yeah, so they say in of course,
most people aren't using the unoccupied bedroom as the bedroom. Yes, yeah,

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so being used as storage yeah, been there where It's
just like, nobody's going this room anyway. It's upset. Why
wouldn't they go in here? Yeah, at least I know
where stuff is. Uh. Home office made the list.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, it kind of makes sense. Sure, and for taxes
you can write off home office. Oh really, I don't
know anything about that stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
M you can use it for hobbies made the list
as well. Yeah, surrounded by jam make some candles. Oh yeah,
yeah she certainly did. Yes, and they say also seven
percent use it as a bedroom for someone who currently
lives elsewhere. I don't know if that if it's like
if your kids are off at school maybe and then
it's like if they come back.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah, not quite too sure what that means.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Or like sometimes my mom comes over and like during
the week to help us, and she'll say the night
so yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Sense some what is your spinro not ninety three three
eight texts in turn January. I want to do something
really quick. It's intern John in your morning show. There's
always that phrase like, oh, I wouldn't wish that on
my worst enemy.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, I want.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
To go a little bit darker. What is something you
would wish on your worst enemy? And not like a
major like that hit by a bus, like a small
thing that like will inconvenience them or cause them a
little bit awkwardness. Yeah, Like, for instance, what I would
wish my worst enemy. I can't even think of who
that person is, but whoever that person is, whoever fits

(46:29):
in that frame anytime they are talking trash about somebody,
Like if I was like texting Rose about like how
much Shelby's getting on my nerves. I want to happen
is that I mistake it and text the sauce instead,
so she sees exactly what I'm talking trash about.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
That's that's pretty good. Yes, I would.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Wish that I'm my worst enemy, because then like they
would just ruin relationships all over the place. Yeah, and
there's no recovery, Like once you send that text of
like or almost like a screenshot me. It's a better
way explain it if he screenshot conversation, he sent it
back to the original sender and stiffly, you made me
send it to you.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
That's the worse I did that once, but I think
I recovered pretty well with it. How do you recover?
Oh what'd you do?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
I took a screenshot and send it to my sister,
but I meant to send it to my brother and
I said, I just wanted to see how I wanted
to show you how you responded to me. It was
like I I like, it was a weird, like a
ninja mind trick that I did, and I think it
worked out.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I don't know know that is.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Smart because I did that to my friend that I
actually did the same thing too, and I was like,
I'm just like showing you like what I see when
you talk to me like that, And she's like, oh,
you're right.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I would have taken it the same way I've seen
folks say too. You sent back and say, hey, well
make sure you get my messages. Okay, so that's mine.
I saw us.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
What would you wish on your centema?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
So you just made me start thinking a little bit
differently about it then, Okay, Uh, I I don't want
to say this was this will be for my ex
because I have like actually like moved on and then
past it and he can just do whatever. But that's
really the only person like I don't like in the
world is him. So uh maybe whenever he lies, especially
to a woman, he throws up.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Just embarrazing in general, because anybody would know too. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's that's a really good little Pinocchio.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
But different. Yeah, like it's like, oh, you're lying and
throw up, yeah, I think. And then like if you're around,
you're like, oh, he's fine.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Because the guy throw up all the time from getting
carsick and it's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Sure, I don't disagree. Okay, what would you wish on
your worst enemy?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
I would want that every time that they were walking
out of a door, that they would get stuck on
the handle of your.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Bagging it like whips you back. I want every single
time the door with a handle like that you get
stuck on it.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
And like your Jeane loops, because I just want jeans that,
like my own apartment would get stuck on the handles
my own apartment all the time, and.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Souls so annoying. It gives you a little like it
whips you back. It's embarrassing. It is no doubt. I
love those are all really good.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Okay, so let's just just what is something you would
wish on your worst enemy? Nine nine three eight to
text DMS open at wymous Radio. It is intern Jon
your morning show, so many good ones coming in. It's
intern John in your morning show. What's something you would
wish on your worst enemy? Like it doesn't matter, no judgment,

(49:19):
but like if it happened to them, you wouldn't be mad.
Nine nine three three eight to text DMS open at
wymous Radio. Let's go in the district, Emily.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
So the one thing you would wish on your worst
enemy as what?

Speaker 8 (49:35):
Okay, So on streaming platforms, what I wish for my
worst enemy is that they're sitting there already to watch
something and it loads to ninety nine percent and it
just buckers. You never get to watch, Yes, they hope
they won't yes.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
And then maybe it loads sometimes faster and slower, So
it's faster in ninety nine so it's like, okay, this
is going to be it, and sometimes it's slower, but
either way they can never get past that they're.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Like in streaming purgatory.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Oh that's so good, that's so so good. Okay, can
I put you in a hold one second? Yeah, go
and bowie Haley, good morning.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
This is diabolic hole, but I love it. So what
is one thing you would wish on your worst enemy, Haley?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I will wish that every time they go to pick
up their dogs poop, their head goes straight through the bag.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Dude, that is I hate that because that's also like
because you're doing the right thing, You're picking up the
dog poo, and then like right through and you know
right away. Now, let me ask you this, Haley. Do
you have somebody in mind for this punishment?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
You just imagine one day that this comes their way
and it ruins their ruins, their weak Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
And it's my boyfriend's mom.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Okay, So does she have a big dog or a
small dog?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
You have a little one?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Off?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Amen, Amen, girl, thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I have a great day.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I would imagine too. And just based on the text,
I think there's a lot of these that are aimed
towards in laws.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, that's tough. That sucks.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
So I feel bad for people that like have awful
in laws or like maybe they're.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Like maybe the in laws are rightfully exactly that's but
this is just knowing it's going to be forever. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. That sounds like that sucks.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Let's go in Gaithersburg, Natalie, good morning, Good morning girls.
So the one thing you would wish on your worst
enemy is what.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
This is.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
I've thought about this a lot, and I love it.
This is evil, I know, but I love it when
really jerky people get their cards declined. Yes, especially when
there's like lots of people watching them, lots of eyes
on them, and they're at and like jerk and then
all of a sudden they're just swipe in and swipe

(52:03):
and swipe it and their car gets declined like really
loudly and obnoxiously and everyone knows it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I just love that.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I think that'd be great if so if every time
they went to like an actual store, they had a
deal with their car being declined and having explained, oh
no it's harshwor have the money, it's not me and
yeah I target the giant beef where you know instantly
something's off.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, every time.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I think that is diabolical and I love it. Thank
you so much for listening to have a great day.
That's a good one too, though, because I think Target
finally changed the sound. But like when your card would
get accepted or declined, it would go yeah, I'd like
and that was like.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I hate it.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
And then you'd be like trying to get something on
your back and you're like, oh my god, and like
you have to if you have like a purse, I'd
be like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Let me like grab this really quick. The absolute worst.
That's well, go Marie, good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I might steal this from myself, but you would wish
what on your worst enemy, Marie.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Ooh, that's a doozy.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
You know. I just had this happen the other day
to me, and it was excruciating. I think getting an
order and expecting it on one day and then it
being pushed back and pushed back.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Like for five six that.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Hell whatever, hell, yes, I'm not it.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Yeah, that's the ultimate, especially if it's something they need
that day.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
So basically it's like the orderr oh sweet, I had
I need something by Saturday. It's going to be her
on Saturday and then Saturday it's like, hey, actually it's
going to be Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
That would drive me crazy. And that is so freaking good.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, I love me too, me too. All right, Marie,
thank you for listening. I have a great day.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Out of all these, I think that's probably my favorite.
Just knowing that, like if somebody you don't like is
in a time crunch and maybe they're playing any event
for a birthday, for work or whatever, and they ordered
something and they paid for the rush shipping, just knowing
they will never get it on time.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, I mean that would be pretty savage.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
That'd be amazing. I would love to you yours ever.
Text nine ninety three three eight. It is internshoun in
your morning show. I hope you're having a great Monday.
Appreciate you listening. Internshown in your morning show. The voting
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It's very exciting. They're having their Best at Baltimore issue
and we somehow got a lot of nominations. It's one

(54:34):
of those things where this was like nominated by a
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So if you get a second, vote yms dot com,
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Speaker 2 (55:14):
The best part is Eric writes the speeches. It is
the best part.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It is. Indeed, vote yms dot com. Want to get
to this real quick too for your Monday. Honestly, wasn't
that surprised by that more than half Americans say their
pets save their life.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Yes, because especially if you're feeling really lonely and you're
depressed and everything, and then you have that little furry
front or whatever kind of pet you have there. I
think it just really helps people feeling that they don't
have anything in the world that cares about them.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
If they're feeling that, well, shut out.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Listen. I've been fairly open about finding Chewy on the
form of my hotel room. New Year's to start the
year was the absolute worst way to start, like my year,
especially because was he fifteen?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yes? Was he about sure in sixteen? Yes?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
But really up until like the end and end, there
was no It wasn't like I knew it was coming,
you know what I mean? And so uh, it was
like the worst way to start the year because like
that was, you know, having we've slept in bed basically
for fifteen years, then he's gone. If I didn't have
skittles and I'm not even saying like kind of to
what you're alluding to songs like I would that would

(56:21):
have done.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
However, it was like, oh I can't just like I
had to least get up and let him outside. Yeah,
and like, yeah, I'm going through bad time, but he's
actually relying on me.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
To like, yeah live and he's going through a bad
type too, no no doubt.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
He can't use his words to explain it either.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, So having him around, so it was like I
could only be sad I would be able to be
a lot more sad. Yeah, if there wasn't like skills
like hey, like I need to go outside. That's so
true though, like any attention. Yeah, and like I'm here too.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah, I mean walk, so at least out helped you
get outside. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
So it was almost like without him saying like, I
know you're going through a by still need you, it
was kind of like, oh, like this this life still
needs me to.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Please don't make me cry right now, you know about
not tying bad?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
But no, no, I think like that's so I would agree, like, yes,
so Skeet's definitely for sure. So more than half feel
like they've been rescued by their pet one way another
uh huh fifty six percent and happily repay the favor.
Favor they say they trade years off their own lives
the peck a live longer. Yeah, I mean I said
that I would give ten years or ten more minutes
a chuwity sure, like yeah, no doubt. Over a third
of pet owners got pet specifically to improve their mental health.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
That's fair. Yeah, a lot of people do that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
I do think that's one of those things that where
it's like our pets a lot of work, Yes, but
I do think they appreciate the work you put in
and that's why they love you. So if you get
a pet, thinking instantly they're going to improve your life, yeah,
well no, you need to like you need to put
into that.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, so they trust.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
You in some adjustment period because you're both new to
each other. And then also if you're gonna get a pet, though,
but make sure you still have the wherewithal to like
actually take care of them.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Sure, they say before they got their cat or dog,
just thirty two percent with rail their mental health as
an a, but after getting their pet is source to
seventy one percent.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
I believe that. Yeah, I mean when you're pet, like
they know you're watching. Yeah, they speak doing cute stuff
like god, that's pretty cute. It's like, look at you, it's.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Pretty doorable skills, those big old cartoon eyes and yeah,
Pixar dog so cute. They say on their on a
daily basis, pets make their owners smile eleven times.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
That I'm like, look at you, yeah, and make them
laugh nine times.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You're a little fluffy, yeah, just all right, even like
when they do the big I'm like, look at you,
thinking you have problems like you're so stressed now, yeah,
it's so crazy of you. Or like when I have
to leave in skills, like I wasn't in formedberg go anywhere,
it's like, hey.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, yeah, where we go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
They say when they're forced to be away from their
fur baby, it only takes an average of five hours
for their mental health starts to decline.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Okay, I believe that. They say it happens within two
hours for forty one percent of.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Respondence, because when I was on my friend's wedding trip,
everybody talked about their dogs constantly. They're like, I just
trussed my dogs so much.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Oh yeah, they say thirty eight percent admit they trust
their pets instincts more.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Than their own. That's fair, Yes, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
We've all been there, especially with people because like Skittles
those everybody.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
So if he was like anxious about somebody, like something's off,
there's something wrong here.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
They say. People. Some people feel connected to their pet.
They're almost twice as likely to trust their pet more
than their partner.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Okay, I mean depends on how how you're using that though.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah, I half admit they've been fine sitting on the
toilet in front of their pet.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
But not their partner. Surely was a bathroom dog.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Okay, I mean I think people go to the bathroom
a lot with their animals in there.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, and it says the animals like, what are we
doing it here?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
So I don't even know why you sit on that throwne.
That's why there's funny.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
There's tiktoks where like people staring at their dogs where
they go to the bathroom, like do you like it?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah? Do you like it?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Buddy?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Hey, I'm serious right now. Yeah, rolls, rolls are verse. Yes,
they can give your little pets some scratches on behalf
of us. Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
It's that intern John in your morning show? Why did
the Blockbuster game? Next thing on the it's doing this
John's Game of the day. You want to play with
us nine nine three three eight to text to They
are playing the game that started it all. Blockbuster is
the game thanks to our friend Buster, who left it
at my Christmas party probably yeah, six years ago. Here's
how it works. I have a bunch of cards with

(59:59):
categories from movies. We go around the room saying movies
that fit that category, starting with movies beginning with the
letter F. I'll go Frozen, tu Shallby Sauce Flubber, Oh my,
what a classic film. T Rose a Club one, I'll
go Finding Nemo.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I was gonna say that. Okay, movies beginning.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Letter, I know, I'm thinking, Uh, Frank, I don't know something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You're close.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
You're close that, I think? Do you have another one? Rose,
Fast and Furious?

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Oh yeah, I always forget about Son of There's so
many and they're also good, but I have so many
of them, which is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Uh no, that's not for Fort Fort Washington, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
For getting Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Oh my god, yeah, Son of a Gun. Okay, next category,
Shelby Sauce. Movies that are sequels.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Uh, Finding Dory is a sequels sequel.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Yeah, t rows Home Alone, Lost.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
In New York Going.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I'll say this to we should do sequels, but with
the full title, so that'd be a good example instead
of saying Home Alone too, full title.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Make it harder.

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It's like because you can name off like bazillion, like
Star Wars, the Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Stripes back, shripes, back stripes back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
That was the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Sequels Bridget Jones Diary.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Wait is that the first one? Okay? I don't know
what the sequels title is, So Baby Bridge, jump Baby
or something else? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Sure? She has?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
There's so many rows, beetlejuice, beetle juice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I'll go fifty shades darker? Whoa not better darker?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Twilight? Is it New Moon? Is that the second one? Well,
they're all sequels. Yeah, no, yeah, for sure. Twenty two
jumps out, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
My gosh, so okay, uh fast and theory Tokyo drift Okay, sure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Shouts the bow out. Put these acting chops there. We're
still doing this one. Okay, there's the Brazilians two. I
don't know. You do second one of any any film?

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
What's the sequel to Knocked Up the forty? This is
forty's technically a sequel? Oh okay, Well, I don't know. Uh,
I mean Christmas Chronicles.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Too, But you have to do like the title, the
routing numbers. I remember, it's like the full on like
what's called? Yeah, well, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Guess that's yeah. Some of them are just the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Rose movies with horses, Secretariat, it's going I'll go Sea
Biscuits starring Hayden Pantsy or classic Disney film Sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
How the West Was one. Okay, they had horses for sure.
Back to Heros the Black Stallion. Okay, I'll go movies
with horses. I'm gonna go Gangs in New York. Okay
to U Sauce the Page they had horses, Yeah they did, indeed.

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
Back to he Rose Hercules.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I'll go Elf the Police in the Park.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
When they made they made those horses like they were evil,
and it's just like now there's yeah, there's horses, you
know what I mean. I bet he's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Us Cinderella the horses. Yes, movies, let's go with there's
an old school Zachaffron movie. It's like the Derby or
something like that. Derby I don't know, Derby wore Derby style.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That's a that's a different video entirely. I feel like
I believe you, all right, I believe I believe that's
how the game works. Let's go Jessica, good morning, good morning.
Do you understand the game works? Who do you want
to play against?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I want to play against Saw, you and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Sau All right, Jaska, you go. First category is movies
that make you cry?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Oh okay you Sauce Bridge and Tarbethia. Okay, back to you, Jessica.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Geges of Madison County.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Back to you, Sauce, Um movies that make you cry
Marley and Me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Oh golly yeah. Back to you, Jessica, where the crowd
out thing? Okay, back to you, Sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Titanic, Yeah, because they wasted two and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Back to you, Jessica for the wind.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
When I was a kidd car at the end of
Terminators three, You're the winner.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Can't put you in hole one second?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Is John's game of the day. I think I've been
doing dating wrong. It's intern Jeohn in your morning show.
Because well, let me get this first, Shelby Sauce, you're
in the dating field, as the kids say.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Do you like to text often with somebody before a
first date?

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Not often, because I feel like we're already like establishing
some kind of like relationship like friend. Like I don't
want to like have something already established, because then you
put it up on a pedestal and then it also
can just take the fun out of the first date.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Okay, that's fair. Rose. Do you think I know it's
been been a minute, but texting too much for a
first date? Is that a thing you used to worry
about No, not really, Okay, I think for me, I
guess it probably depends, but also our outcomes and I
try to leave ten oh one, so like, but that
so my day is done, so I not I have
other things to do, but like, it'd be bad if

(01:05:46):
I started texting her all day when she's at work. Yeah,
what I mean, like that had but vibe. So according
to the psychologist why this is why texting too much
for a first date can be a huge mistake. Okay,
I wanted to get you guys thoughts on this. For
one thing, they say it's way too familiar. So what
they mean by that is you think you're bonding with
this person and getting to know them, but you don't
know them yet. They're still a complete stranger to you.

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That keep it that way and then meet them in
person for you to decide how you feel.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Yeah, because even like I went on to date it
last year with this guy that I had rescheduled with
him once and he had to rescheduled for something, and
I felt like we'd text so much that by the
time we went on the date, it was he was
just acting like we'd.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Know each other for the longest time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
And I really didn't know him, and it was just
he's like, oh, I remember we talked about that, and
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah, I just met you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I get that to that, I would assume, especially as
a female in safety, you could almost if you're texting
somebody a lot before a date, your brain may be
tricks like, oh, they're not a threat, and then like
you can't see it's texting, so they can. I mean,
the worst person in the world probably can be really
smooth over texts. Yeah, so then your guard kind of
gets down for the date. And then I think that

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would make sense to you. Yeah, where it's like you think, oh,
this is a good friends Like nah, this is literally
a stranger. You don't even know if they look like that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Yeah, Verson, just because they're good at texting doesn't mean
they're good at actually talking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Hundred percent rows you were out of things to say?
Is the reason why?

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Well, yeah, and then it's like awkward and you're like,
so should we still hang off?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
We don't. We can't even have a conversation if you
a text.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, they say, if you're texting someone before the first day,
you one hundred percent round of things to say in
person disaster, Yeah, sure makes sense. This I thought was
a good point too. Any connection you feel is totally fake.
Here's what they say. Online dating is super tricky. You're
trying to figure out whether someone's the right one for
you based on a handful of photos, some paragraphs, likes, dislikes,

(01:07:39):
and messages. That's why you get a headache every so often.
Take a break from dating. It's easy if you'l connected
to somebody when you're having a seemingly amazingly amazing conversation
over your phones. After all, especially for millennials, we're used
to talking to somebody in this way.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Yeah, I mean yeah, and then you build you think
that there's someone that they're not you've never met them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Yeah, I guess like the idea too. Of like on
the app, you probably a little more guarded because, like
I'm on the internet. When somebody's texting you, it's like
it seems safer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah, and then you get excited, but you literally don't
know them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Man, this is wild. They also say, beware of the
twenty four to seven texterers. Have you had that sauce?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah, I've had guys that will just text me a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
It's to the point that like it, it is kind
of odd because it's like I feel like they act
like we're already dating when we haven't even gone the
date yet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Oh interesting, and I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, they said the ones like how's your day just
high and be like instantly out yeah, like instantly or
or like sub like that to me was always like
an oh God.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Like I had a guy actually in the springtime that
I was supposed to go on a date with, and
we had actually met one time, probably like a year
and a half before, at this like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Work thing, and basically we had seen.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Each other like like we saw each other at the
same but we didn't talk, so he had like messaged me.
So then we were talking and I was like, yeah,
like maybe we should go out, like he had suggested it,
and I agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
So uh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
For some reason, at this work thing, it was like
the Cupids under Run, like a few years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Ago, fantastic charity event.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
By the way, it is such a great charity event,
and I was hosting it and I was and it
was you know, it's right before Valentine's Day, and I
was saying, go buy your girl flowers and I had
mentioned that no one had ever sent me flowers ever,
and since we had mutual friends and one of his
friends had been to my apartment before, he asked what
where my building was, so he sent roses to my
apartment and I thought that was really nice, but it

(01:09:36):
was so creepy because I had never told him where
I lived. I didn't tell what neighborhood. He asked my
friend and he just sent them to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
The office risk high reward. I don't like that. And
it was when my friend was in town.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
So I get this call from my apartment building that
I have flowers and I didn't know who it was from,
and said, you're number one fan. Interesting like that, like
he thought that we'd become friends like VI had texting.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
When I told him that made me really uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
He was like, but like, we're friends, but like we'd
only met at this work event and seen each other
out the weekend before.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
Also, if we're friends, why didn't you just ask me
for my dress?

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Good point.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
It ended up going around to.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
My other It's weird when somebody gets your phone number
or your address or anything from somebody else. Agreed, exactly, sorry,
your friend kind of poop pooed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I was so mad.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
I was so glad if somebody asks me for somebody's
phone number or address, I'm going to that person being like, hey,
so and so is asking for this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, I think to the problem with that specific situation, saus,
I'm sure the guy probably is a good guy whatever,
but you don't know that. It's the problem like where
you assume the other person knows that you are a
good person, so it wouldn't be weird. Do you think
if they have they know nothing about me? Yeah, it
looks like a little bit odd.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
It was very weird, and we didn't end up hanging out,
of course, because I was just like so weird out
by it, and I'm like, why wouldn't you just like
ask me my address?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
And then I'm like, why did I have your address?
Why did they give it to you? And then I
think he just dropped off the flowers the office.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Oh, okay, it is weird. Probably a no go.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
I thought, this is interesting. No Intern Jack Morning Shower.

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Your headline of the day comes next. You cannot install
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find the craziest headline the last twenty four hours be
gets in this case, the weekend include as well. A
truck fleet owner installs GPS devices on police cars to
track and avoid them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeahrown upon, brown upon.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah. So this woman in China, she has been slapped
with only eight days of administrative attention and a seventy
dollars fine for a various year's crime tracking the movements
of police cars with the help of hidden GPS devices.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
That's wild. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
So her scheme was accidentally discovered during a routine checkup
when the traffic law enforcement brigade in this town found
a mysterious black box attached to one of their patrol cars.
Further inspection reveal the box contained a GPS tracker that
was found on six of the brigades eleven vehicles.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
I want to know how she was tracking it? If
like it's a truck fleet. Yeah, how are you tracking
it while you're driving?

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Well, I think she's like a dispatcher, She's like, whoa
carediful North Avenue today?

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
So by following the trail of sim cars associated with
the tracking devices, authorities able to find the culport a
local woman who had made a tracking movements of the
police cars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Curly what so?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
She began the idea of tracking the local police because
she wanted to increase her driver's chances of avoiding being
pulled over and potentially fined.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Why don't they just go to the speed limit?

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I guess nobody that you know what I mean? That
would see the money in a lot of time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
So she had made a carrying out the installation process
of the GPS trackers herself by taking advantage of the
police vehicles late night parking at the station.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
That's she bought the magnetic trackers for three D and
fifty yen, which I'm not too sure what the conversion is.
But using the track cars be an app on her
phone up until last month, she was thus able to
pinpoint locations of traffic police cars and alert her drivers
to avoid them.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
So they were two dollars and fifty cents. Basically, that's
pretty crazy. Yeah, again, that's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Like to me, that's a fairly big crime to put
GPS trackers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Don't say, like, that's a lot of work.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
And then you're you're doing this undercover at night, You're
you know, this is illegal, and then you have to
also now watch and see where they all are and
then keep telling your truck drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Yeah, and but like, honestly, a seventy dollars fine does
not seem suffice to I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
I don't think so here they be like, hey, you're
going to jail for seven years.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
I would also say that if I was a police department,
I'd be watching those trucks probably, oh for sure, a
little bit more for sure. Now, So just you know,
rule thumb, maybe instead of tracking police cards, get a
try speed limits.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
It's kind of but who are we judge? That's there.
We go for that the headline of the day on
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Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Myself, you got sauced.

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When Chewy Pass obviously wanted to do some things to
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They make sure that they're like all adapted to each
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The things all servers hate quickly too. I think it's
safe to say, out of everybody in the show, Shelby Sauce,
you've moved the most.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I moved a lot, including Atlanta. You move what three places?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I had three apartments there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yeah, okay, and then two three here yeah right, yeah yeah,
something like that. I thought this is interesting. They're finding
the biggest post moving regret. What was your biggest post
moving regret, Sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
I kind of wish, though I really loved my apartment Atlanta,
to be fair, I love the location.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Everything I did. Kind of wish I looked around or
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
That I was just so used to what I liked
that I wasn't scaredest step out of my comfort zone,
and I kind of wish that I would have maybe
gone in a different direction at times.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
But I do love.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
I don't regret anything. I just wish I would have
done maybe a little bit more. Sir Rose, do you
have any rets the last move?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
I feel like it would be like the way that
I packed. I wish I would have like one, got
rid of the box that like you know when you
have a box and you never open it from a
previous Absolutely, I don't I should have gotten rid of
that box and not taken it with me on my move,
and then like labeling things better.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Yeah, like that would That's my biggest.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Thing according to this, And I don't necessarily disagree. It's
not getting rid of more crap. Yeah yeah, just like
they say, uh yeah, that's like one of the biggest regrets.
They also say, we've yeah, we would wish we'd taken
more time to discard more belongings and not sentimental stuff
but legitly stuff that like if you have like a

(01:19:50):
ninja ice cream thing but you never use it, it's
like me.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
Or like the boxes for your phone. Sure, those have
moved with me so many times. Don't know why. Yeah,
I keep them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Also the worst part is a bigger than expected hassle movie. Yeah,
and a bigger than expected expense.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
That's very expensive because my biggest move was to Atlanta,
and that was so much cheaper in twenty twenty compared
to now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
It's just it was insane. I like running my own
new haul.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
But I did get rid of a lot of stuff
when I moved back here from Atlanta, and that took
me so long to go through everything that I almost
regret giving away too much stuff, is what I was
going to say. Like a bicycle, I did not give
that away. I accidentally left it next to the moving
truck you donated to the city. I did take a
bike leave a bike.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
It is there, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I mean, that's pretty normal there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
It's intern Johnny Marty Show. I thought this was funny.
BuzzFeed had this. I know, I saw you worked in
the service industry at the casino.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Yeah for a while, the places, oh yeah, on the
hour every hour?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Yeah, correct, Rose you worked at the chains and Fridays
as well. So BuzzFeed had this the things restaurants ever
secretly hate and I want to see if you guys agree.
I've never had worked in the restaurant industry. I've eaten
it several Yeah, that's brag, several restaurants. Starting with when
you walk in and sit at a table that hasn't

(01:21:12):
been cleared.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
Yeah, yes, I mean, if it's a seat yourself place,
that's I mean you might have to do that. But
if you're just walking in and sitting down anyway, like,
it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Yeah, it would be bizarre that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
They say, if it's got dairy dishes on it, it's
obviously not ready, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Yeah, or I would never even Yep, I have.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Been sat by hostesses at tables that haven't been cleared yet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
It was very it's very awkward when that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I do it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:39):
I was like whenever I was a hostess, they literally
told us to, like, if we saw one, we would
clean it ourselves so that way we could sit you faster.
But we would never sit anybody at a dirty game.
I never did that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
The next one is when people insist on sitting outside
being complained by the temperature or the noise or the bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Yeah, literally asked to be here. I don't know what
you want me to do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
That happened all the time, and cheese were in Paradise
where like not necessarily that, but we had these big
garage doors would open and it would be like a
nice day in February and they'd flip out and we
weren't opening them. But it was one of those. It
was like the afternoon that was warm and it was
about to get in. So I was like, do you
see how small I am? Like, I nobody will let
me even open them anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Help? Yeah, you think they'll let me open these doors?
Hell no? And then that gets cold like two seconds later.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Yeah, So grabbing your plate or drink off the tray
they're holding, they say, it seems like you're helping. That
can throw out the whole balance and cause a spell.

Speaker 10 (01:22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
I have never experienced that, thank goodness. But yeah, that
would be absolutely wild if somebody did that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
The next thing, restaurant server is secretly hate according to
a poll, parents so that their kids throw stuff everywhere.
If your kid leaves a big mess behind, at least
match it with a big tip.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Yeah, yes, I don't disagree with that one. I would
agree when you don't say please or thank you. Well, yeah,
anyone would get annoyed with that. That's weird. Yeah, do that? Yeah,
they say some people just say I'll have this or
I want that. Yeah, and manners cost nothing. It's not hard. Yes,
this one I would be.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
If somebody did this at table I was at, I
would just leave snapping or whistling to get their attention.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Yeah, yeah, I was embarrassed for that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Yeah, it's really weird. It's just like high and you're
like in their adults.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
It's like, hi, not a dog. Yeah, it's weird. I
don't Yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Can they say wave is fine if they don't see
you at first, give them a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
You're probably not their only table.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yeah, yeah, I feel a wave is absolutely fine. If
you need something and we make eye contact and you wigh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Me down, I'm fine.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
If you snap at me, oh I'm probably gonna leave
you on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Red, you know what I mean, acting like a regular
when you're not really regular.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
I don't think i've had that habit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
They say Dunkstacks special treatment if you only come twice
a year, once a week, irregular once a month.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Maybe, yeah, that's probably fair.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Also, things that applies to the specific server or bartender. Yeah,
because like, if it's someone that you've made a relationship with, cool,
But if you go to the restaurant all the time
and you have a different server every single time, you're
not a regular. Yeah, you're not my regular. You're a
regular to the restaurant, but not to me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
If they know your name, you are not a regular. Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
A couple more of these complaining about prices ser zero control.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Literally, when people would do that, I'd be like, I
don't I don't know what you want for me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Sing at the casino sauce because it's like I really
had no control.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
But because people at the casino when it was one
of the first ones open in Maryland, they didn't understand
that you had to pay for alcohol in the state
of Maryland because of the alcohol laws, and they would
yell at me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I'm like, does it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
Look like we're in Vegas? Yeah, we were in Handover, Maryland.
We're next to a mall. We're literally like next to
a mall.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Also, I went on the casino. Yeah. Also, this place
opened a week ago and I don't know who the
boss is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
Literally, like I've had six bosseses. I've worked here for
my whole week, So what do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
There's two left? When you come in fifteen minutes before
they close. I really any kind of job. Please don't
do that, they said, And.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
When the kitchen hates it too, Yeah, Rose, if you do.

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
If you are that type of person, then you like,
that's the only opportunity. Do not camp out at the table.
You order as soon as you sit down. You get
out as soon as you're done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Like I've had a table to come in.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
Yeah, I had a table come in and they were
They came in like fifteen minutes before we close, and
then they stayed for two hours. I got to stay like, yeah,
the last person there except for like the manager, and
they're like, oh, can we get something else? I was like,
the kitchen closed like an hour. It's just me bro, Yeah,
I can get you water.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Yeah, we're eating like it's olden times. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
The last one is when you eat everything on the
plate and then say I, heyte it. They'll give you
a laugh if you want, but they've heard that joke
mony times. Yes, I think that's fair. If you're a servet,
you want to add some nine nine three eighth text
in his internson, your morning show. Oh, this is going
to be eye opening. It's an Internshohn in your morning show.
Rose has sent me this the two interview questions that

(01:26:01):
can expose a company with a toxic work life balance.
I have never thought to ask these types of But
also like, I've been doing radio half my life, so
it's not I never even applied for this job. Legit,
I got hired. I had moved here in like two weeks.
In my boss at times like, hey, you need to

(01:26:21):
apply for the job, I go, but why, oh wow,
Like I already I'm already getting paid.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
I'm already here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
When I applied for the internship Minnesota, I ain't signing paperwork. Yeah,
And that, by the way, is the most wild. How
while the radio was back in the day when I
first started, seventeen no paperwork and then let me drive
the station vehicle, no questions asked.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
I didn't have any paperwork.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
I thought for like the longest time until I moved
here and I literally found like it was like September seventh,
twenty sixteen, and it literally just said like it looks
like a fake contract.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
It's just like a little piece of.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Paper and it has like some like writing and then
I just signed it Austin like it's like a key
signed it too, and I was like, this doesn't even
look like real.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Hopefully there's an end date on it. Hopefully that thing is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
I have an actual copy that I saw the other
day because I was going through all my files and
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Like, what, so we shouldn't be paying you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Right, I'm mature.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
I have a real contract now it looks like actually legit.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
So they talked to some occupational therapists about this, and
for the first thing they say is before you do
the interview, you need to make sure you know what
work life balance means to you because everybody it's different.
So they say that the term work life balance gets
thrown a lot, like a lot nowadays, but you need
to know what means for you. So it could mean
that I can tell your you can tell your boss

(01:27:44):
last minute, Hey I need to leave at three thirty
because I have to pick up my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Okay, that could be that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
He also had before you have kids, work life balance
meant that I needed transparency in my boss about how
my promotion was going to look like and that was
not gonna be bothered over the weekends. So depending on what, like,
if you're more into going out over the weekends and
having fun, like your work life balances, I'm not gonna
I'm gonna be out of town the weekends. Leave me
a loud yeah if you like, if you have the kids,
like that makes more sense where it's like conferences today, doctor,

(01:28:13):
whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
But you shouldn't be getting bothered on the weekends at
work anyway. I don't even care, Like, I know that
radio is like twenty four to seven, but if I'm
not in the office, don't bother me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
I agree. There needs to be some boundary.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Yeah, there needs to be and people need to respect them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
So the expert says, if you said, what's your policy
on flexibility or remote work? A company has really invested,
it's going to be able to reel off all their policies.
So if you ask them like the direct question, yeah,
can I work out of the office, and they say, yeah,
here's what we do. It's like this many days a week.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
You can check in with your super YadA YadA. That
means that it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
If they don't have a plan or won't tell you
what the policy is, oh yeah, it's it's on a no,
it needs no basis, but it's on a situation situation basis. Yeah, okay,
so is my situation gonna be in my favorite yeah
or not?

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
She says.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Also, if you ask, do you find the employees actually
use all their vacation time? That can provide insight about
whether the team gets to take breaks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
See, that is a very good question.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Yeah, I never thought to ask that. I guess that's
kind of assumed. I remember my first like started in
radio a certain station. The boss is like, yeah, you know,
like when the show is off, most people still commendous
hang out and I'm like, can you give me me?

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Yeah, I'm not Why would I am on vacation. I
don't live here, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
I'm went vacation though I ended up working. That's not
a vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
That's the downside of this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
I feel like we well next year with leap year,
I'm working three hundred and sixty six days next year.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
I'm like, wow, my birthdays on a Friday? Dark?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Is it tar?

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
It is on a Friday. Sick. I wanted to be
on a Thursday, on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
A pizza Friday. Why why do you want to be
on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Then I would have like a longer like next few years,
weaken birthdays.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Oh sure, sure, sure, sure sure, they say.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
If you want to avoid asking directly about company policies,
you can said talk about burnout, saying something like, I
know burnout is a really big thing in many organizations.
Are there any steps you were taking to actively prevent
employee burnout?

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
That's I think that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Yeah. You can also to you ask about working hours
to go at the gym, like saying something like I
sugned your company website. You offered a gym membership reimbursement.
Are you telling me able to do this during work?
How can't take advantage of this?

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
So when I worked in Atlanta, they would have massuses
come in for free and you would get to like
sign up really yeah, and it'd be like a twenty
minute session and they did it every quarter. So you
get to sign up and have like a free massage.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Did you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
I don't want anyone touching me. They don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
But they also had like this link with this gym
next door, so that you could you could actually like
people would go work out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
We used to have a gym in the building, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And it was about this size the studio, and I
think it had two treadmills and like maybe a dumbell,
And the idea was people could like it was on
the workfloor, so like you would just floor, Yeah, you
just walk in it. And there was even a bathroom
of the shower. I don't know if anybody ever used it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
How do you use it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
I think well, because he would use it when he
stay like snowstorms, like he wouldn't go like go run
for a little bit during commercial break.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
And then told me once that he did use like
when I first started working here. I feel like he
really used it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
The gym. Yeah, I mean maybe, but it's one of
those things where I think it was good intent and
then there's no resources put into it and.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
It just kind of I never saw it. And I
would go down to that floor and like be in
the kitchen. I would pretend that I heard the dumbbells,
but I was like, who is working out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
It's like four thirty. I would bet you, because we
moved floors that it's still there. I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
And it's like the original peloton. I mean, that's fine
if that it's like that. I even wheeled his blocks,
do you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
I mean we should take it home.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Maybe Smithsonian would want to be down for that. So
it's that intern Johnny Marsh. I want to thank a
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in a second. Are we tired of this? Never won
to uh shouting controversy to real quick. They did report

(01:33:06):
in like the favorite movies in America of all time. Hey,
I'm gonna be honest, I haven't seen a lot of these,
guest sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
What made the list all time? The Notebook? Notebook?

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Okay, yeah, I wrose to you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Guess Farris Beeler's Day Off.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Now the classic I'll reject the top twenty. I mean
Harry Potter made the list, of course, it makes sense. Classic,
that makes sense, sure, Top Gun Okay, Classic film he
was inverted, absolutely, Rush Hour. Don't didn't mind it, but
surprising that it's not bad. It's old, I said my cousins.
I think that's probably more of the cool thing with
my older cousins.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
Rob me loved those movies like that. There were what
three four of them?

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
I think so Toy Story made the list. I think
that's fair. Classic Film, Rocky made the list. Classic Film,
Indiana Jones series. The last two were not great.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
I have not seen any of those Star Wars on
the list.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Yes, Star Wars made the list. Jurassic Arc made the list.
The series die Hard, I have not seen Diehard me either.
Back to the Future I have not seen back so good.
Now he almost up with his mom, right, that's like
the his mom like finds him attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
Well spoiler, yeah, we're gonn watch it this weekend. So
I'm gonna watch The Godfather either bad Italian have not
watched it. It's like three hours long. You watch The Sopranos,
isn't that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Fast? And the Furious franchise.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I've watched every one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Okay, Hume alone, I know you're not a fan Sauce,
and you're wrong, according to America, not wrong, quarant to America,
you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Someone listening right now is like, thank god someone said it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Yeah. The Wet bandits okay, yeah, John Wick a serious,
it's a really good, like really really good U series.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
Bring You In with the Dogs one of the most
bad like yeah badass openings, and when we ever, it's
like he did what yeah did John Wick?

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Yeah? Dirty Dancings in top five?

Speaker 5 (01:34:56):
Yeah, I do like that movie five though, I actually
like the second one too. Oh yeah, he has to
put back in the corner. No, it's different people, different corner,
different people, just corner. It's literally the different people. It's
not even in the same not even alert. I mean
we came out like twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Oh yeah, I was gonna get to this weekend. Lion
Kings of four, Titanic set three. Oh yeah, the Wizard
of Haes is at two.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Why do you have to say it like that? It
was fun?

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
And number one according to this, our most favorite movie
is Forrest Gump.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
Oh okay, it's a good film. Yeah, I mean yeah,
good restaurants. It's kind of like a random movie. So
maybe that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I am. I don't know. So there it is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Would love your thoughts over text nine ninety three three
eight It's in turn Johnny Marten Show. Also, this isn't
that surprising. We've talked nauseum. Zoom is horrendous. Microsoft Teams
is horrendous.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Teams is worse than Zoom. Absolutely sure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Everybody loved doing teams being a pandemic, and we're like,
this is horrendous. Eric though loves teams. Okay, he loves
sending teams messages. He he's all about that. Yeah, but
they did this news study not that surprising. If you
hate Zoom and you dislike your looks on Zoom, you're
gonna hate the meetings more. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Yeah, so you're not gonna feel confident in the meeting
and then just keep staring at yourself and being like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
What's off with me today? Yeah? It's like is it
my camera? Yeah? Is it me? It's obviously the angle? Yeah, lighting?

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Is it the lighting? I can't move because it's not
We're in pants, so I can't really adjust.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
I did my makeup in the dark today, so probably
has something to do with it, did you.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Actually no, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
No, I'm just saying like that's probably something that has
fallen through a woman's mind or whoever is wearing makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Well, they had there's this big trends that like the
rise of like botox after Zoom meetings.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Yeah, I went through the roof because we were like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
That's why I got those jobs because of the pianemic.
I kept staring at myself.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
If I couldn't see myself in the Zoom video, I
probably pay attention more. But I'm like, I'm just watching
the little baby person, just watching a little me in
the corner see something silly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
That's I think that's normal though.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
Yeah, it's like, hey, they're here, I am in or on,
Like teams all switch the background, so we're all in
the aquarium.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
I don't think anybody else realized it unless they're in
the same view. It's like this all the fishies.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
They say workers who were unhappy with their facial appearance
poor to higher levels of virtual meeting fatigue. Okay, I
almost feel like it's because you're seeing yourself being held
hostage kind by Yeah, it's like Sefferends, like you see yourself,
I'm trapped in this meeting. Yeah, and like in the
worst person.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
I'm home probably, Yeah, like are you be doing anything.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Else right now?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Then your dog walks up and it's like, ah, this
is so much stuff you could do. They say that
fatigue made people view virtual meetings as less useful overall.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Yeah, I think a lot of those meetings. I'm thankfully
I feel like we haven't had as many virtual meetings.
But I remember like even in up until twenty twenty two,
I was having meetings virtually about the dumbest stuff. Yeah,
I was like this, we should not be going over.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
This yes, it should be an email.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Yeah, But one of them was like, I was actually
talking about this for some reason over the weekend with
my best friend Kate, and I was talking about how
I had this meeting on a Friday at five point
thirty because the client was in California and it's the
only time, and they were just going over the PowerPoint
that they'd already emailed.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Us yes, and then add anything to it. So I
was like stuff like that, I never want to do
it again again. Unnecessary, and I won't do it again. No,
I'm not going to do it again. It's an intern
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