May 23, 2023 • 10 mins
Bethenny has some deep insight into J.Lo & Ben’s relationship as well as what change Meghan Markle needs to make. Plus, Bethenny has first hand knowledge that pulls back the curtain on Kris Jenner!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
So Jlo and Ben Affleck are in photographs with him
being animated quote unquote fighting who says they're fighting? Now?
It looks tiring, and it looks like the j LOO
program for a person like Ben Affleck. Maybe tiring, But
what does someone know about what's going on in their relationship?
Like I'm animated all the goddamn day. Paul said he
(00:33):
never saw someone walk with intention from one room to
another like I do. I walk like I'm going, you know,
to do the White House press briefing every morning, to
go in the other room and get some popcorn. Like So,
maybe he's an animated talker, but the best is everybody
just speculating. Ooh, another heated exchange with Ben and Jen.
What are you fucking You've got dog ears? You can
(00:54):
hear what they're talking about. They're just he's just being animated.
So I like to play Devil's advocate. I don't know.
The looks exhausting, and Ben Affleck has looked exhausted, but
it doesn't mean and they're having troubles, you know, and
their marriage has to work. She cannot. This is that
this is a it's too big to fail. It is
a too big relationship to fail. This is her final chance.
(01:17):
It cannot fail. They could buy a house the size
of the state of Texas and live on opposite sides
of it and have two different relationships going on. But
failure is not an option. It's not an option. They
cannot fail, just cannot fail. It is too big to fail.
That is a too big defail Harry and Meghan is
too big to fail relationship too. You can't fucking fail.
(01:37):
It's too much going on. You can't fail. It's not
allowed live on different sides of the Monacito mansion. But
you cannot fail. Harry and Meghan. We're seen hanging out
with Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow. Like, Okay, there are
certain people that when they get fail they're only friends
(02:02):
with famous people, so I can name drop on here,
Like I'm friends with some really really famous people, like
I'm friends with Kelly Ripa, friends with Sea, friends with
Ellen like friendly with Ellen, friends with Eric stone Street,
friends with all these people, But like I have, I
don't hang out with them all that much, Like I'm
(02:23):
not always like dining with them because I'm my other
my like real non celebrity friends. Those are the people
that I really hang out with. If you see celebrities
that like are all of a sudden just only going
out to dinner with other celebrities, only being seen with
other celebrities, think on it, like Megan and Harry. Meghan
now is only friends with famous people. They first got
(02:44):
married and they were just George and Amal. We have
not seen them in a while. I keep bringing it up.
Where are George and Amal? They were good friends with
Pash and David Beckham. Where are Pash and David? They
had a falling out, So now every that they're friends with,
they only hang out with really famous people, Chris Jenner,
Ellen DeGeneres because they were at Ellen's and Porsia's fiftieth.
(03:09):
They're hanging out with Chris Jenner and Ellen degenerous just
because they all live in Montecito and Oprah. They're not
friends with normal people now they're just friends with Gwyneth
and Cameron Diaz. Like it's giving, very elitist. It's not giving.
We're people of the people at all. We're people other people.
When we stand on podiums and accept humanitarian awards for
(03:32):
being podium standards, they're good podium they're good at the
red carpet, and they're good at the podium and the
photo opportunity. But they go from podium standing and photo
opportunity to a list celebrity hanging. But there's no middle there.
(03:54):
They hang out with Oprah, Gwyneth Cameron, Ellen, Chris Jenner, Posh,
David Amal, George Prianca, Jonas uh Serena Williams. Where are
the Where are the people of the people? What happened
to those people? We're the people of the people, just
like Diana. What No, I don't see the people of
(04:17):
the people. I see podium standards and I see a
list celebrity hangers. And like I said, I can hang
out with a less celebrities every day. So don't say, oh,
because you can't hang out with a listen, I can
hang out with a list celebrities every day. Why don't
I Because I don't, because it's not who I am,
Because because because that like that, it just reads it
reads opportunistic to have gone from you know, just the
(04:42):
regular girl to an actress on suits to like only
Oprah Ellen, Chris Jenner and uh, you know a plus
plus plus famous people or the people you hang out with.
Don't sell me your bag of bullshit. Just don't the
monascito millionaire. That's their audience, that's their group, when it's
not the podium preachers. Podium preachers about the people, they're
(05:06):
people podium preachers. I inquired about a vehicle. I wanted
to trade in two cars that I have. People have
always talked about the sleazy, sleezy, sleazy business of being
(05:29):
a car salesman. You're on their mailing list. It is
way worse than buying something online. One guy asked about
the car, and then the guy was like, Oh, hey,
did you just tell car Did you just text me
to tell me that our pricing is too high? Did
you want to make me an offer? Like bullying? Like
car salesmen bullying, They're fucking nuts. They're fucking nuts. They're aggressive,
they're abrasive. That must be so cutthroat. They're emailing, they're texting,
(05:54):
they're stalking. But it's fucking crazy. I have a great
cool story on TikTok. I saw Chris Jenner promoting this
like pizza specialty with the Dorito's and pizza okay, and
(06:15):
I have a story about it. So number one I
saw a girl posted about it is cringe. Chris Jenner
telling a story about what she grabs her It was
her idea because she has Dorito's in her purse and
she decided to marry it with you know, Papa John's pizza,
this cheap pizza, you know, this cheap pizza brand pizza,
and she decided to marry it together. And so the
(06:38):
invention was born. And I'm really just picturing Chris Jenner
as she shakes her fifty dollars salad and like her
Dorrito's in her purse, so whatever it is, and it
so seems so fake and it's cringe. It's like what
advertising used to be. Like, Hey, I'm talking about the
schleppamito and it's about this bag it chips it and
it's like so cringe because people have become more real
(06:59):
and you're just like, oh my god, Chris Jenner, what
did they fucking pay you to destroy your brand like this?
Remember when she did Chris Jenner did depends. They paid
her a million dollars to do a dependzad. But anyway,
it's just a cringe ad because of the way that
it's delivered. It doesn't seem natural at all. And I
know this because for my daughter's birthday party. She wanted
(07:21):
this stuffed pizza. And we've talked about this stuffed pizza
in the past on social media authentically because no one
was paying us and we were just talking about this
stuffed pizza. And she loves Papa John's. So I was
talking to Papa John's because they've reached out to me
by text before do you want free pizza? And do
you want us to send you pizza? And it's like,
if I'm gonna talk about your pizza, I want you
to pay me. So we reached out to them and
(07:43):
they meaning like naturally if I'm you know, because they've
been like, we want you to get the free pizza
and like they're gonna use me and post it on
social So if I'm gonna talk about the free pizza,
I'm gonna get paid. So they said that they had
this like, you know, budget for this thing that coincidentally
is the same thing that Chris Jenner was talking about.
And I said to my person that I work with,
I'm not going to talk about this thing in like
(08:04):
an adsy way. I literally for much less money was
offered that Chris Jenner add, well, I don't know what
she did it for, but it wasn't the money that
I was proposed. I'm sure she's got much more followers.
So I was offered the ad that Chris Jenner did
for Papa John's, but I said, I just want to
talk about the pizza I'm eating naturally and what my
(08:25):
daughter likes. I'm not gonna be like and they were
like talking points, and I'm like, I'm not going to
talk and talking points about this thing that I've never tasted,
and like I'll mention that it's right there, like this
is a piece of paper, this is a lip glass.
I'll mention, like, oh, and they have this new product,
so and I'll taste it and I'll say if I
like it or if it's fine or whatever. And I
saw it and it looked like a crispy like folded
(08:45):
pizza colsone with a lot of stuff in it. It seemed
if there was a lot going on, and the doritos
and side weren't crispy, so it seemed like do we
want Dorito's not crispy? And I don't know what it is.
I haven't tried it yet because I wasn't being paid
to try it. I saw it and I did not
taste that some of the girls tasted it. I don't
know what they actually thought, but I want you to
know that my claim to fame is that I was
offered the Chris Jenner AD, but I didn't like all
(09:06):
the words and something got caught up with PepsiCo, who
I guess owned them, and like it takes longer to
approve an ad, and so I didn't do it. But
I can tell you and I have the receipts to
prove it that I said to Danielle, I'll do it,
but I'm not doing all these points, like I'll just say,
like I ate the pizza, and there's the thing, and
I have to do everything totally naturally, like that's just
the way I have to do it, with the exception
(09:26):
of some podcast reads by a company if it's about
a medical thing or they really want it to be
like that and it's for the podcast. It's how the
podcast goes. But I always try to make it in
my own words, and some of the brands will be like,
you can riff, but we could never do a podcast
if every single one I had to like vet and
do the way that I do in my own non
pod life. But it was just funny that I saw
(09:47):
Chris doing the most cringe worthy thing. I was like,
how the fuck like you gotta like you gotta be
selective and what's gonna come out of your mouth? Words
have meaning and power and currency, and it was so inauthentic.
And there's an other very an authentic ad I could
think of right now and TikTok without throwing someone under
the bus. So I won't say it, but like, guys,
it's it's cringe when it's really not authentic. It's like, really,
(10:13):
it's gotten way more cringe worthy
So Jlo and Ben Affleck are in photographs with him
being animated quote unquote fighting who says they're fighting? Now?
It looks tiring, and it looks like the j LOO
program for a person like Ben Affleck. Maybe tiring, But
what does someone know about what's going on in their relationship?
Like I'm animated all the goddamn day. Paul said he
(00:33):
never saw someone walk with intention from one room to
another like I do. I walk like I'm going, you know,
to do the White House press briefing every morning, to
go in the other room and get some popcorn. Like So,
maybe he's an animated talker, but the best is everybody
just speculating. Ooh, another heated exchange with Ben and Jen.
What are you fucking You've got dog ears? You can
(00:54):
hear what they're talking about. They're just he's just being animated.
So I like to play Devil's advocate. I don't know.
The looks exhausting, and Ben Affleck has looked exhausted, but
it doesn't mean and they're having troubles, you know, and
their marriage has to work. She cannot. This is that
this is a it's too big to fail. It is
a too big relationship to fail. This is her final chance.
(01:17):
It cannot fail. They could buy a house the size
of the state of Texas and live on opposite sides
of it and have two different relationships going on. But
failure is not an option. It's not an option. They
cannot fail, just cannot fail. It is too big to fail.
That is a too big defail Harry and Meghan is
too big to fail relationship too. You can't fucking fail.
(01:37):
It's too much going on. You can't fail. It's not
allowed live on different sides of the Monacito mansion. But
you cannot fail. Harry and Meghan. We're seen hanging out
with Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow. Like, Okay, there are
certain people that when they get fail they're only friends
(02:02):
with famous people, so I can name drop on here,
Like I'm friends with some really really famous people, like
I'm friends with Kelly Ripa, friends with Sea, friends with
Ellen like friendly with Ellen, friends with Eric stone Street,
friends with all these people, But like I have, I
don't hang out with them all that much, Like I'm
(02:23):
not always like dining with them because I'm my other
my like real non celebrity friends. Those are the people
that I really hang out with. If you see celebrities
that like are all of a sudden just only going
out to dinner with other celebrities, only being seen with
other celebrities, think on it, like Megan and Harry. Meghan
now is only friends with famous people. They first got
(02:44):
married and they were just George and Amal. We have
not seen them in a while. I keep bringing it up.
Where are George and Amal? They were good friends with
Pash and David Beckham. Where are Pash and David? They
had a falling out, So now every that they're friends with,
they only hang out with really famous people, Chris Jenner,
Ellen DeGeneres because they were at Ellen's and Porsia's fiftieth.
(03:09):
They're hanging out with Chris Jenner and Ellen degenerous just
because they all live in Montecito and Oprah. They're not
friends with normal people now they're just friends with Gwyneth
and Cameron Diaz. Like it's giving, very elitist. It's not giving.
We're people of the people at all. We're people other people.
When we stand on podiums and accept humanitarian awards for
(03:32):
being podium standards, they're good podium they're good at the
red carpet, and they're good at the podium and the
photo opportunity. But they go from podium standing and photo
opportunity to a list celebrity hanging. But there's no middle there.
(03:54):
They hang out with Oprah, Gwyneth Cameron, Ellen, Chris Jenner, Posh,
David Amal, George Prianca, Jonas uh Serena Williams. Where are
the Where are the people of the people? What happened
to those people? We're the people of the people, just
like Diana. What No, I don't see the people of
(04:17):
the people. I see podium standards and I see a
list celebrity hangers. And like I said, I can hang
out with a less celebrities every day. So don't say, oh,
because you can't hang out with a listen, I can
hang out with a list celebrities every day. Why don't
I Because I don't, because it's not who I am,
Because because because that like that, it just reads it
reads opportunistic to have gone from you know, just the
(04:42):
regular girl to an actress on suits to like only
Oprah Ellen, Chris Jenner and uh, you know a plus
plus plus famous people or the people you hang out with.
Don't sell me your bag of bullshit. Just don't the
monascito millionaire. That's their audience, that's their group, when it's
not the podium preachers. Podium preachers about the people, they're
(05:06):
people podium preachers. I inquired about a vehicle. I wanted
to trade in two cars that I have. People have
always talked about the sleazy, sleezy, sleazy business of being
(05:29):
a car salesman. You're on their mailing list. It is
way worse than buying something online. One guy asked about
the car, and then the guy was like, Oh, hey,
did you just tell car Did you just text me
to tell me that our pricing is too high? Did
you want to make me an offer? Like bullying? Like
car salesmen bullying, They're fucking nuts. They're fucking nuts. They're aggressive,
they're abrasive. That must be so cutthroat. They're emailing, they're texting,
(05:54):
they're stalking. But it's fucking crazy. I have a great
cool story on TikTok. I saw Chris Jenner promoting this
like pizza specialty with the Dorito's and pizza okay, and
(06:15):
I have a story about it. So number one I
saw a girl posted about it is cringe. Chris Jenner
telling a story about what she grabs her It was
her idea because she has Dorito's in her purse and
she decided to marry it with you know, Papa John's pizza,
this cheap pizza, you know, this cheap pizza brand pizza,
and she decided to marry it together. And so the
(06:38):
invention was born. And I'm really just picturing Chris Jenner
as she shakes her fifty dollars salad and like her
Dorrito's in her purse, so whatever it is, and it
so seems so fake and it's cringe. It's like what
advertising used to be. Like, Hey, I'm talking about the
schleppamito and it's about this bag it chips it and
it's like so cringe because people have become more real
(06:59):
and you're just like, oh my god, Chris Jenner, what
did they fucking pay you to destroy your brand like this?
Remember when she did Chris Jenner did depends. They paid
her a million dollars to do a dependzad. But anyway,
it's just a cringe ad because of the way that
it's delivered. It doesn't seem natural at all. And I
know this because for my daughter's birthday party. She wanted
(07:21):
this stuffed pizza. And we've talked about this stuffed pizza
in the past on social media authentically because no one
was paying us and we were just talking about this
stuffed pizza. And she loves Papa John's. So I was
talking to Papa John's because they've reached out to me
by text before do you want free pizza? And do
you want us to send you pizza? And it's like,
if I'm gonna talk about your pizza, I want you
to pay me. So we reached out to them and
(07:43):
they meaning like naturally if I'm you know, because they've
been like, we want you to get the free pizza
and like they're gonna use me and post it on
social So if I'm gonna talk about the free pizza,
I'm gonna get paid. So they said that they had
this like, you know, budget for this thing that coincidentally
is the same thing that Chris Jenner was talking about.
And I said to my person that I work with,
I'm not going to talk about this thing in like
(08:04):
an adsy way. I literally for much less money was
offered that Chris Jenner add, well, I don't know what
she did it for, but it wasn't the money that
I was proposed. I'm sure she's got much more followers.
So I was offered the ad that Chris Jenner did
for Papa John's, but I said, I just want to
talk about the pizza I'm eating naturally and what my
(08:25):
daughter likes. I'm not gonna be like and they were
like talking points, and I'm like, I'm not going to
talk and talking points about this thing that I've never tasted,
and like I'll mention that it's right there, like this
is a piece of paper, this is a lip glass.
I'll mention, like, oh, and they have this new product,
so and I'll taste it and I'll say if I
like it or if it's fine or whatever. And I
saw it and it looked like a crispy like folded
(08:45):
pizza colsone with a lot of stuff in it. It seemed
if there was a lot going on, and the doritos
and side weren't crispy, so it seemed like do we
want Dorito's not crispy? And I don't know what it is.
I haven't tried it yet because I wasn't being paid
to try it. I saw it and I did not
taste that some of the girls tasted it. I don't
know what they actually thought, but I want you to
know that my claim to fame is that I was
offered the Chris Jenner AD, but I didn't like all
(09:06):
the words and something got caught up with PepsiCo, who
I guess owned them, and like it takes longer to
approve an ad, and so I didn't do it. But
I can tell you and I have the receipts to
prove it that I said to Danielle, I'll do it,
but I'm not doing all these points, like I'll just say,
like I ate the pizza, and there's the thing, and
I have to do everything totally naturally, like that's just
the way I have to do it, with the exception
(09:26):
of some podcast reads by a company if it's about
a medical thing or they really want it to be
like that and it's for the podcast. It's how the
podcast goes. But I always try to make it in
my own words, and some of the brands will be like,
you can riff, but we could never do a podcast
if every single one I had to like vet and
do the way that I do in my own non
pod life. But it was just funny that I saw
(09:47):
Chris doing the most cringe worthy thing. I was like,
how the fuck like you gotta like you gotta be
selective and what's gonna come out of your mouth? Words
have meaning and power and currency, and it was so inauthentic.
And there's an other very an authentic ad I could
think of right now and TikTok without throwing someone under
the bus. So I won't say it, but like, guys,
it's it's cringe when it's really not authentic. It's like, really,
(10:13):
it's gotten way more cringe worthy
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