Just B Rant: Kardashian Unsolved Mystery

What is behind the latest unsolved mystery of the Karadshians? Bethenny reveals what it is and gives her blunt take on the entire thing. Warning, there’s no middle ground. This conversation definitely forces you to take sides…the question is…which side will you take?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Chloe Kardashian was on the Jennifer Hudson Show. I really
love the song Spotlight, and I love Jennifer Hudson. I
love dream Girls and she's so talented and it's amazing.
And I had a failed talk show, So whatever you
want to do with that do. I own everything I've
ever done and I'm live and direct, and I guess,

(00:32):
like the Drew Barrymore Show is having all those A
List celebrities like Ellen did, there will be there will
never be another Ellen, and there will never be another Oprah.
Whether you like Ellen, don't like her, like Oprah, don't
like her. Oprah was the queen and Ellen did a
good job of being like sort of the softer, the
funnier side of sears from Oprah. So Jennifer Hudson has
a talk show on and she had Chloe Kardashian on,

(00:53):
and it's the most awkward interview because it's just like
answering questions on the driving test. It's like, so, you
had a baby, what's that like. It was like the
weirdest interview ever. That felt like everybody was in an
elevator and they ran into each other and we're just
asking very sort of stiff questions in the elevator that

(01:13):
you would answer with a one sentence answer. It was
really weird. So there was an interview with Jennifer Hudson
and Chloe, and it was just awkward to begin with.
The One of the big riveting breaking news topics was
that Chloe has not yet told what the baby name is,
and yet today, Jennifer, you're not getting that either. We're

(01:33):
not announcing it on the Jennifer Hudson Show where you've
booked me. So that's like a little belittling because trust me,
Ellen would have each Ellen would have at least gotten
a hint like Paris gave her so Ellen could later on,
you know, could later solve the puzzle of what Paris
was gonna name her kid, which was Phoenix, and Ellen
did guess it. There was at least a game. It
was like, you're not telling me, I'm not asking anymore.

(01:55):
That chapter's closed on the Jennifer Hudson Show. So I
heard that in my periphery. Is that really a thing
to reveal? Like a gender reveal? I get it? Like
what am I having? We have a fifty to fifty shot?
Is it pink? Is it blue? We're having a boy
or a girl. I get that Chloe Kardashian has like
secret code letters on her Easter baskets, so like we

(02:18):
don't get to know what her baby is named. And
like it's like on Snapchat. I guess the kids they'll
send each other like a picture of like a quarter
of your face, half your face, So like Chloe's gonna
send us like any meanie miny mo, like you get
to see a little toe, like we get to like
it's like such a hype about a name reveal of
a baby. So Chloe had a second baby, and now

(02:41):
maybe the only thing that Chloe could hide and monetize
and like tiptoe about and give one little piece of
the pie at a time is a name reveal. So
Chloe hasn't announced the name of her baby, like spreading
it out, you know, bit by bit for everyone to wait.
And it's like a snapchat. We're gonna give a picture

(03:03):
of the nose and the left nostril and the right
nostril and the behind the ear, And we could go
fucking through the game operation, Like we could go, let's
see how much money can we make off of Chloe's
baby reveal? Body parts names, We got the middle name, nicknames, godparents,

(03:24):
Go fucking down the line, Go down the line. How
much money can we make off the birth of a
new baby. Count the hands, count the toes, count the
first name, count the middle name. Keep going, keep ringing
in the money, because we are sitting here putting the
money in the piggy bag. It's ridiculous. Okay, So my

(03:47):
producer just told me that Kylie changed her baby's name.
It was Wolf now Air. Now, if you're a Kardashian,
it is financially beneficial to change your baby's name. Now.
It doesn't have to be the same card or Jenner,
but they could circle it around. Chris Jenner's making at
least fifteen percent off of it. So she should be like,

(04:09):
all right, listen, we're gonna have a family meeting. Kylie.
You are not gonna do the charge money for the
name reveal move. You are gonna change a name. So
it's a moment when we reveal first we're gonna do this.
We're gonna have the baby. We're not showing the baby ching.

(04:30):
That's like we'll show a foot. If we want to
make ride this thing till the next baby comes. We
could show a toe. We will decide that in the meeting,
but maybe we'll charge more for the whole foot. We're
gonna show a foot, okay, then the next bride of
the Apple is gonna be maybe you'll just show the
back of the head. We'll do that for a month.
That'll work. Then we're gonna move on to like a
half a face like they do on Snapchat. But wait,

(04:51):
there's more. We're gonna make all that money on that
and get all those likes and downloads on that, and
then fucking change it. Who gives a shit? What's in
a name? It's Chloe's turn. Chloe had a baby. They
they it's not they know who. It's a surrogate, so
they don't know who the So we're gonna do a
couple of reveals. One might be the pinky toe on

(05:13):
down to the big toe. Or we could maybe then
reveal the name, but doesn't matter. We might fucking change
it anyway. So we have so much juice here that
you know, everybody's gonna get a turn. Everybody's gonna get
a turn, and who knows. We still haven't fucked around
with Kendall yet. Kendall hasn't had a baby Kendall hasn't
even gotten pregnant yet. Okay, we got a baby bump

(05:34):
coming up. We have a lot. We got a baby bump.
We got whoever she'll get engaged to. We got a
lot coming up. So this baby thing is the gift
that keeps on giving. But none of us know who
Chloe's new baby's name is, and so keep it moving