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May 26, 2023 13 mins

Find out which celebrity almost killed Bethenny’s career and why! Jeff Bezos primed for marriage with Lauren Sanchez… is it a good idea? All that plus, Bethenny and Bryn go head to head.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
It occurred to me that when I've talked about Megan Markel,
sometimes people are like, why are you so obsessed? Most
people agree with me, but I need to say something.
I need you know I am obsessed because it was
almost a career ender for me saying crimea River. You
do not understand. Sometimes I'm early. Sometimes i'm early. Sometimes
I review a cool brand before anyone else, Then a
year later it becomes the it thing to do. Sometimes

(00:34):
I talk about someone and it's unpopular, and then people
say it later. I remember secretly thinking, inside, Brittany is
going to be freed, right, but there seems to be
some questionable stuff going on with her, so like should
you know? Things are unpopular to say. So I was
all it was. I liked to Mega Markell. I was
team Meghan. I was down for the wedding, was into it,

(00:56):
was excited, the people's princess, the whole deal I was
all about. Then all of a sudden, she's going on
OPRAH and she's megs it and it's this whole thing,
and I thought, what the fuck? And all I said
was crime a River. Like it wasn't like I was
team not Meghan. I just thought crime a River got destroyed,
lost two major major brand deals like a lot of money,

(01:16):
and Piers Morgan lost his fucking job over it. Sharon
Osborne lost her job. Let's not forget that Sharon Osborne
and Piers Morgan lost their jobs over talking about Meghan
like they were just talking about it. And you're in
the Royal family, okay, you wanted to leave the way
they left, the clunkiness, the abruptness, their choice a disaster,

(01:40):
a pr disaster. Every move they've made has been a
botch job. I said this in my divorce. Every time
my ex would think something was important and wanted to
go back to court with all these divorce side shows,
it was a total fuck up. The judge was like,
what the hell? And he botched it. He botched everyone.
He at every branch on the Boch tree. Meghan and

(02:01):
Harry have hit every branch on the bach tree. Why
because you have a person. It is two insecure parties
that never were really in the main spotlight in their
own lives, that are colliding and aligning and getting married.
So Harry was the self proclaimed spare air. He wasn't

(02:22):
the one anyone cared about. He didn't get the attention
he's not the king to be. I feel for you.
I get it, but do not live out that insecurity
in everything you do. Okay, move over to Meghan great actress.
Did the briefcase game show? No problem? Did suits a
show that no one had heard of? No problem? Now

(02:44):
she got her moment. She wanted to be famous. Okay,
this is her fame. Now she gets made up awards
so she can bring in money and fame and awareness
to events that we would never know know about. No problem.
But you have two people that were previously not that

(03:05):
relevant in the mainstream. They were sort of the Fredo
of their respective careers and lives, and they both got
together and now the world just catching up. They fucked
it up good. Now you gotta get out of it.
It's not my business, but I don't give a good fuck.
You fucked up a dream, turned it into a nightmare,

(03:28):
and you're the laughing stock. I would rather be disliked
like I am disliked by many. I would rather be
disliked than be a joke. To be thought of as
a joke is demoralizing, degrading. I may be disliked Piers
Morgan actually may be disliked, but he's not a joke,

(03:48):
Like he is not a joke. You may dislike him,
people dislike Candice Owens, and and then align that with politics,
like you have to align Megan Peers and cantic zones
of politics, which doesn't make any sense. There are three
individual people that are not married to each other, that
make different choices and different mistakes. And I'm not married

(04:10):
to any of them, but I will say they have
lost their base, they have lost celebrities. They are a disaster.
Let's talk about Jeff Bezos, who got engaged to Lauren Sanchez,

(04:33):
who I've met. I've talked about Lauren Sanchez because I've
met her, I know her, I know her ex husband.
She's always been nice. I like her. She's the anti
Megan Markle. She's the antithesis of Megan Markle. She's marrying
one of the richest humans on the globe and she
just wears tank tops. The two of them work out
all day, all night. She is moving into zena, the

(04:55):
princess warrior category. Like she her body is ripped and
she will cut a bit. You could tell she will
fuck you up. She could kick Jeff Bezos's ass. But anyway,
they're engaged. She grabbed the bag. She's been married to
Patrick Whitezel, one of the most powerful uber agents on
the planet Earth, who owns part of Endeavor. Fuck y'all, motherfucker,

(05:16):
it is not a game. She was married to an
NFL player. Oh and now she's getting married to Jeff Bezos.
Lauren Sanchez soon to be Bezos has to follow nobody's
fucking rules. She's a five hundred million dollar yacht. She
there's nothing to say. It's like, it's epic. Grab the bag,
bag the elephant, like he's hot, shit, he's smart, he's rich,

(05:40):
he's ripped. They give zero point zero fox. They are
Jesus Jesus Christ plus Jeff Bezos equals Jesus worship. Respect,
bowed down, drop dead. She could do whatever the fuck
she wants. Laurence Sanchez won close the ride. We will
no longer be accepting applicants. She won the game. Gotta

(06:03):
give her respect, gotstu, got no fucking choice. Started learning
how to fly a helicopter. Oh guess what Jeff Bezos
flies helicopters or is interested in helicopter I don't give
a good fuck. She saw the bag, she grabbed it.
The ride is now closed. Sorry, folks, park close. Jesus
won dead. Can't believe it, can't stop talking about it. Obsessed.

(06:26):
You think I'm obsessed with Megan Markle, I'm obsessed with
Laurence Sanchez and Jeff Bezos. I cannot stop talking about it.
I will not stop talking about it follows no fucking
rules and is now a billionaire game over obsessed. I
thought I was smart, I thought it was successful. I

(06:47):
thought I had choices in my own life. Then I
went to another one of Brin's middle school concerts the
last time. As I told you guys, I fucked it
up pretty good because I went there and I saw
somebody that I know who has a child and my
daughter's great and I made the fatal error of saying, oh, Brin,
you know such and such. No, oh my god, fu shit,
the mom, No, don't what are you doing? Oh my god,

(07:09):
what are you I'm like, oh my god, I'm sorry.
And the other girl, not just my own child, looked
at me like I had fifteen heads, like was like,
what are you doing? Like what? Yeah, I know your
kid and we're in the same class. You're WEIRDO. Why'd
you just bring that up? Like? Why would you like
make that obvious connection, like when they're four years old,
when there's seven years like yo, yeah, oh Jamie, this
is Brenn. You both are seven years old and you

(07:30):
both like frosting and ice cream and rain. But like, no,
it doesn't work. Now. Middle school is a fucking dangerous game.
Don't try it. Okay, don't try it. And I know
the kids in her middle school who are fans of
mine who listen to this podcast. Sorry for the cursing,
because they all are fans. They'll listen while they know. So, Okay,
I go to another middle school concert. No problem. I

(07:51):
will not bring you balloons, I won't bring flowers. I
won't make a big deal whatever I found out recently.
So she wants me to go to every concert. No problem.
I go to every concert now I found out. She
finds it boring. She finds, you know, the band boring.
They're good, by the way, nothing better than when your
money is put to work, Like you send your kids
to private school and you see that that band is amazing,

(08:12):
Like there are future like Yo Yoma's in her school. Okay,
they're freaking good. So they're good, Like there are solos
and I looked at the parent next to me, and
she's like, wow, this costs more than my medical school.
And I go, I know. We're both like, you know what,
when it's good, it's good. Okay. So that brings me
to my next point. There was a kid in eighth grade.
He did a gorgeous solo. He stood up, it was amazing.

(08:32):
I was like, what the hell I was sending clips
to Paul Brinn. Lets me know, Ah, it's kind of boring,
Like I don't care because I was like, no, band
is good, this is good, they're good. You should focus
on this. Like Taylor Swift plays many instruments. She's like,
it's boring, then what the hell do you need me
here for? Respectfully, you're a little p and a c
of little children that I could barely see, and I
would just come in to see each other, see each

(08:54):
other at home. If you don't find it interesting, then
I don't. I mean, if you find it interesting and
you want me to see all your wonderful great, But
if you don't care, I don't care. I'll put up
a fucking like one of those oscar is like pictures
of myself, like one of those like not plastic, like
a wood. It's my face on a like stick and
put it in my chair. I was there, Who cares?

(09:14):
She didn't even see her other parent there. She didn't
even know if they were there. All right, So I'll
get it. I'll get a stand and I'll hire an actor.
What are we doing here? You don't care? No problem.
I leave the concert. Then I go find her outside
and it's like we don't even know each other, Like
we're looking at each other and it's weird, and she
kind of like wants to find her friends, and I
want to find her friends too, because they're fans and
they'll give me attention. She doesn't give me. And so

(09:35):
like we're standing there outside, I came, okay, that was great.
Ew No, it wasn't okay. It wasn't great. It sucks.
I hate your school, I hate you, I hate instruments.
Fuck this, what are we doing? So now I'm standing outside,
just waiting to leave, because I would I want to go,
Like it's seven thirty at night on a Wednesday, Like
I'd rather be home in fuzzy pajamas eating potato chips.
Like I don't know what either of us would. You
didn't want to be there, don't drag me into your misery. Okay,

(09:58):
So we leavelast time. I fucked it up pretty good
by saying like that she and her friend, not her friend,
her classmate know each other. That's a disaster. I'm uncool.
So then we're leaving and I see the big kid
who did the solo, and I say that, oh, that
was great and nice job. No, ill, no, don't do that.
What are you doing? Do not do that. I'm like,

(10:19):
I could do whatever I want. I could do whatever
I want. She's like, no, don't. I'm like, no, you
you don't. You shut up? Like there's a shits creek
with her. She's like, you shut up, dude, you shut up.
I was like, brin, she was like nothing. I'm like, no,
I could do what I want as a grown ass
woman who's paying this goddamn bill. And so she's like, no,
you can't, Like she needed to drive home that I
can't not. Five minutes later do I run into one

(10:42):
of her friend's parents, who says, oh, great job. Rain
Bin's like, cank you. I'm like, what the heck? What
was that? I just did that two minutes ago? I
got dreamed. So I did a TikTok, and I told
my people and they were like, oh, no, middle school.
I didn't know this. I didn't know this was a thing.
They're like, oh, no, middle school is relentless. Don't look
in their face, don't talk to them, they said. Parents

(11:04):
were saying like, I'm not allowed to talk to people
in the back seat of my car. I'm like, wait,
I'm now a fucking driver. What You're not allowed to
talk to them? Don't make eye contact, You're not cool.
Everything you say is wrong. You're a loser. I was like, what,
what the what? So I left there demoralized, disinterested. I
felt duped. She wants me to drag it to her

(11:26):
mad like, I'm not coming. If you're not interested, I'm
not going. So guess what. You can have my seat
at the contract. Oh, we also have to listen to
two other grades play music that many of those kids
don't care about either. So wait, my own kid's not interested.
Now I gotta sit there and wait there like it's
all It's like, this is a performance for us to

(11:47):
know that our money as well spent because the music
is phenomenal, and they should just be like, no, don't
give a shit. Kids, fire Brint. She should be fired
from this instrument. If you don't give a shit, let's
focus really hard on the give a shit kids. Because
that fucking kid who did a stand up solo that
I complimented, I will. I'll go there to see him perform.
I don't need to see my own listless, lackadaisical middle

(12:11):
schooler who thinks I'm uninteresting and doesn't have to even talk.
Get her out of the way. Fire Brint, Fire her
and all the other kids that think it's boring. They're
not gonna suddenly get interested in this. That dog and
that that horse has left the barn. Give us caviar,
give us champagne, Get those other kids out of the way.
You don't have to spend money on teaching my kid
sell her flute. Put it towards the caviar a budget.

(12:32):
I'll watch that kid, okay, or I don't have to
go inf I ten people. Take them to Hawaii on
the budget to get like we're we're fucking around here,
get to the meat of the matter. Give them money.
I'll pay the money too. I am interested in music.
I love it. We're making future tailor swifts. Don't make
me go to see my kid, who doesn't even care.

(12:53):
Get that. I don't give a shit. Kids out of
the goddamn way. Get the soloist, the cute girl who
did the who does the violin, who does the two?
Who cares? Who stands up? Who does a solo? A
lot of people, she's like a celebrity in the band.
A lot of people go up to her. I want
to watch those kids. Get it out of the way.
Make my kid watch that kid. Fine, but like, don't
waste the money.
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