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Speaker 1 (00:11):
So I recently had a team trip. We went to
Atlantic City. We went to see Sebastian Maniscalco. When I
heard about the show, it was last year, so I thought, oh,
it's around my birthday. I'll do something for my birthday.
And I originally thought I was going to bring some
friends and have Paul come. And BRIT's getting really into
stand up comedy. We went to see Adam Sandler and
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Rob Schneider and David Spade last year and I was
watching Eddie Murphy really really young, so I get that
bug I loved SNL and so I thought, oh, we'll
bring her to see Sebastian Maniscalco. And I asked for
as many tickets as I could get, so I bought
ten tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Borgatta was where we stayed.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We got all these rooms because he was performing there,
and want to make it a one stop shop. But
I ended up bringing my team because I know Lany
who works with me like stand up comedy and she's
my life partner, and so I brought my whole team.
I turned I instead, we will do a holiday dinner.
But I made it into a team thing, and some
of our team lives in La so they flew in
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from LA and I have to say, while it's great
that everyone can be so convenient and it's efficient to
do zoom work, there's something about connecting in person. There
are people that I work with that I have met
once recently. I was in LA to do a bunch
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of events and podcasts, and there's a woman that I've
been working with for has to be six months, and
another woman who has been maybe almost a year, and
I hadn't spent any time with them, And it does
bring a team closer together. And the iHeart team it's
on right now. They're based in LA and so we're
talking all the time, But until you actually put a
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face to a name next to you and you get
a sense of someone, it's very different. So I think
it's really important. So the trip to Atlantic City was
really important for us to connect and also not just
me connecting with people, people connecting with each other, you know,
sort of knowing what team you're on, and then it
makes you want to be a team more when you're
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working with these people. So my social media team was
talking to my podcast team and my personal team, and
they've seen all these people on social media and in
YouTube videos, but they don't know each other, so I
have to say that if you have to work remote,
that there should be some connection.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Sometimes. I think it's important to connect to people that
you work with. I really do. I think it increases
I think it boosts morale. I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So I want to talk about Victoria Beckham. The documentary
with Victoria Beckham and David I'm watching. It's a lot
about soccer right now, so it's really starting out about him.
I did not know that he was kind of emotionally
abused and bullied after he botched the World Cup game.
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Her trajectory is so interesting from a spice girl, and
she seemed like she was so outgoing, loved being forward facing,
loved the attention, and it feels like she morphed into
this persona of this British celebrity that she became almost royal.
And I know they were friends with Harry and Meghan
and they are close to the Royals. But when you
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see Victoria Beckham as a spice girl, she's just like
any other famous girl. She's pretty, she's striking. You get
why he was attracted to her. And as they get
into a very public, very fashionable relationship, you see her retreat,
smile less and become more serious and almost become royal.
And I say that because there's a veil on these
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royal people, on certain people and Harry, until they defected,
they had a veil and allure, like something that was
mysterious that you just it was impenetrable. You didn't know
anything about them. And I felt like that about David
and Victoria and the world of social media and TikTok
now in twenty twenty three is making everybody want to
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kind of remove that veil, even someone like Sophia Richie,
now I know kind of everything about her. I feel
like someone like me with a big mouth, who's been
on reality TV forever and who certainly wasn't wealthy and
had no veil because no one cared.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I let the cat out of the bag early.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I mean, some people say there's a mystery about me
because people don't really know me. But by no means
is are a veil, as by no means you know,
I'm mentioning it all. But for people like Victoria Beckham
or there are others too, or Megan and Harry, you know,
that's the fascination. The Kate and Williams that we know
they have and a llure. Megan and Harry had an
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allure that was totally removed. And now it feels like
Victoria Beckhams. She's got a personality and she's dancing with
her husband and we know everything about her and her
father drove a Rolls Royce, but he she wanted to
pretend that she was middle class, and David held her,
you know, to be accountable, and like, now I'm like
in their dirty bag of laundry. Now I realized that
he had an affair with someone who worked for them,
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And I can't imagine why they would, Like, like, how
much could they have gotten paid to lift the veil?
The veil is worth so much. They didn't get paid
fifty million dollars to do Netflix. Maybe they get paid
ten million. That's a very expensive veil. Like she is stoic,
and now she's like doing videos about the slip dress
that she designed for Kim Kardashian, and she's kind of
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going down the Kim Kardashian road where she's promoting the
makeup in the bags and wanting to sell it because
I guess the power of social media is just so
powerful that you can make so much money by selling,
and they're all seen and that skims money, and they're like, Okay,
we don't care about the veil, we care about the cash.
So I have to say, there'd have to be a
lot of money for me to lift the veil if
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I had an alluring veil like oh Anna Wintour, full veil,
I choked. I never choked. So when Brynn, this is
a this is going from Victoria Beckham to Anna Wintour,
who has a veil. Because when Brinn met Adam Sandler,
she choked before him because I was like, you gotta
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go up and say your thing.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
She's like, you do it, mom. I'm like, no, I'm
going to be the loser at the party. I can't
be the loser. You have to you have to do it.
So she choked, and then the next time she didn't
make that mistake. So I was at the Glamour event
and I wanted to say hello to Anna Wintour, but
also not be a loser that other people saw, you know,
like I know Nicki Hilton, I used to Nannie her.
I mean, Lauren Sanchez was there, Chelsea Handler, Like I
know these people and they probably all know Anna, I don't,
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and she's the hbi C of all hbi c's. Victoria
Beckham is also an hbi C, but lifting the veil,
I don't know if she's as much of an HBIC.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If you're an HBIC and you lift the veil, I
think you kind of lose your HBIC status. That's why
A'maal Clooney is an HBIC. We've got the veil. Megan
probably used to be an hbi C. Definitely not, definitely not.
You go from HBIC head bitch in charge to like
just being, you know, basic rich bitch. And Anna Wintour
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is the HBIC of all the hbi cs. And she
was at the Glamour party and there was sort of
this like bleacher like seating inside at Lincoln Center and
I saw her down there, and Jill, my pup, says,
is like, go down and say hello to her. So
I went down to stay hello to her, but I
didn't want to, Like we were both walking out leaving
at the same time. I didn't want to turn around
like in motion and say something. And she's snuck out
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the back and by the way, I could have snuck
out the back too, and I didn't, and I was like, damn,
So anyway I didn't. I batched my time to say
Anna Wintour. Another time was I was invited to a
dinner with her, and I think I was even more
anti social that I am now and I didn't go.
So I fucked up twice. You only get three chances,
so I've had two chances to meet the HBI C.
This one the most egregious offense because I was literally
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next to her, but wasn't gonna be like, Hi, I
love your work. So I can't tell Brynn not to
choke because I choke. Do You gotta like take that moment,
whatever that moment is. You gotta do it in that
exact moment, even if it's slightly awkward, because you might
not get it again. And often we say, oh, give
me a secon, let me, let me, let me get
my act together.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You gotta just you gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Also, I think that Victoria Beckham is a very wealthy
celebrity and they had to kind of live with this
woman who Rebecca Loom who I now know her name.
David Beckham allegedly had an affair with her, and now
I know her name and so like if I were
if I were Victoria Beckham and I was an HBI
C with the veil, I wouldn't take like ten million
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to have to think about my husband and everybody out
there being dragged through this affair that most people don't
even know about. I didn't know about it, so now
I know about it because of the Netflix. So I
don't know how much the number was, but someone has
to tell me because whatever the number is, it needed
to be very high to lift the veil and go
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through like infidelity and all that stuff. Where are we
on Taylor and Travis? People are like, if they don't
get married, I'll be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're putting a lot of pressure on this. I think
they're just having a great time. Again. I fall back
to NOBU. You don't go to NOBU.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
If you want your relationship to be private. And there's
a lot that's performative. So I feel like they're loving
this era. She has had more quiet, insular relationships, and
because she's gone been in so many relationships. Often a
person wants to be very out there about their relationship
because they want people to.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Know that they can land an amazing man.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I mean, I listen, I get that, but there's a line,
and once you open it up to everybody, then God
forbid they break up. It's hard to put the toothpaste
back in the tube. So when you're going to nobu
and when you're jumping up into your person's arms and
changing lyrics for your partner, you just got to know
that God forbid they don't get married and live happily
ever after, they're going to be devoured on the way out,
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God forbid. And we hope there's no on the way out.
But what goes up must come down. So if you're
going to enjoy all the attention on the way in,
thank you Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. They were
loud and proud on the way out, which I don't
know if they're still together or not. If they're still together,
they got quiet because they saw that when they were rocking,
and it wasn't great that it was massively loud because
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they went in loud. If they're not together, they're just
going to know in their future relationships to stfu because
open it up, and you've opened it up good and bad,
you cannot there's no respect your privacy during this challenging time,
once you've opened it up. Okay, So also, now Travis
is talking on his podcast about Taylor giving him a
shout out. This is all amazing because we're in the
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honeymoon phase. The car has the new car smell on it.
This this, this has to land. They have to end
up together because she's so astronomically famous and she's made
him so astronomically famous that this would be like when
Madonna and Guy Ritchie were together. Guy Ritchie was a
very well known, accomplished and respected movie director, like Travis
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is a very accomplished and respected football player. So this
thing has to land now because it's been so global
that this would be a very painful exit publicly. You
cannot say, please respect our privacy. You'd have to be like,
please respect the fact that we're gonna be in a
rectal exam together and you're gonna be up my ass
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and you're gonna see everything if we ever break up.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So I'm open for it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Because we went to NOBU and because Travis talked about
it in his podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
So what goes up must come down. They must get married.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They just have to get They can get married and
have two separate relationships that live two separate lives. They
just must land this plane. It's too public to not
It's too big to fail, is effectively what's happening. They
Travis and Taylor are too big to fail and it's okay,
you could be. I was gonna say, it can be
very public and let's and let and it'll work. Who's
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very public and it works. Let's really talk about this,
you said j Low after being with Casper smart, she
was the peacock, no question. And then she got together
with a Rod and it was jiinormous because of both
their backgrounds, the blending. They both had, the two kids.
They're the happiest family. It was multiple years. It was
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a produced shot, edited and posted engagement in like the
Muhammas I think it was or somewhere like that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like it was full on public.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They had businesses together, they were shooting workouts together. She
came with him to the Shark Tank like first day
that we all did press, which was they were upset,
but that was strange. But she came like they were
one dog. I call Biggie and smiles my dog. They
were one dog. She's not doing that with Ben in
the beginning, it was a full on parade, and I
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think it bit him in the ass. And now they
are so quiet, quiet like mice. They're famous, but more quiet.
And there's one peacock and her name is Jennifer Lopez
and she's the peacock. Ben is not a peacock. Travis
and Taylor are both peacocks, and I maintained there can
only be one peacock in a relationship. What two peacocks
have thrived and survived? Can someone tell me? Barbara streisand
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just came out with a book and she's very public
right now. She and James Brolin, she was the peacock
he sat back. Are Megan and Harry two peacocks?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Kate and William? Kate is the peacock.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hash and Becks are they two peacocks? I think he's
the peak cock, right, Who's the peacock? Passion Backs are
good ones. Passion backs are good ones.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Anyway, I look forward to being invited to Taylor in
Travis's wedding.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What shall I wear?