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December 11, 2024 66 mins

Two high body count hair individuals sit down for a culture catch up! Matt and Bowen discuss the Golden Globe nominations, share thoughts on RHOP and RHOSLC, and participate in discourse on "the shooter." Also, Cristin Milioti praise, the end of an Eras Tour, the "flavors" of each Taylor era and what could be next, Zadie Smith appreciation, and sexyfunnykind Paul Mescal on SNL. All this, podcast *vibes*, No Good Deed premiering on Netflix, a takedown of Bowen's least favorite person in culture and "bad ravioli".

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey everybody, it's me Matt Rogers, letting you know. Tickets
are on sale now to see me on tour, the
Prince of Christmas Tour, that is, I'm doing my whole
album have You Heard of Christmas? Plus a lot more
with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www
dot Matt rodgersofficial dot com to see me in a
city near you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
And now Lost culch drums look mare, Oh, I see
you my own look over there is that culture? Yes, goodness,
Lost Culture.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Ding dog Lost Cultures is calling a wash in culture
a wash.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I am under water. I'm in the dunking tank of culture.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
First things first, okay, first real first, the first things first,
I'm the realist. I want to tell everyone where I am. Yes,
I'm in a hotel in Austin. It's the same hotel
that the real house, probably a Potomac State in on
there bad trip to Austin. They had a bad series
of episodes in Austin and they stay at this hotel
and I'm still gagged.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It was like five episodes in season. At that point,
I had like fallen off. I was like, I don't
like the vibe here. Yeah. Well, first of all, mal
state a for I don't think so Mony. I'm back
to that. I don't think so mony. Gisell fucking Bryant,
that fucking lady.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She definitely tried it this time.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just tried it well in a way that's like
a straight up lie. I don't want to I don't
want to get in the muck with these fucking people,
but like.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It feels like you're mousking it up.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, I've been in the muck with Giselle since the beginning,
you know what I mean. Producer Beck is saying, Okay, no,
but I do. Well, yeah, we can all get in
the muck, but you know, I will make an exception
in this case because I'm happy to get back into
the mud.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hit Well, stay tuned for that one. At the end
of the episode. We're getting in the muck of it all.
I just hope I'm staying in MIA's bed. At least
someone's known.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Do we stand?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Mia? Can I tell you something? Bowing? I can't help it.
Every time Mia Thornton comes on screen, I'm smiling. I'm happy.
And Jacqueline as well.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, we love Jacqueline. I just finished this week's episode.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I actually haven't seen this week's episode. Yet, so didn't
do something absolutely absurd?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yes, and actually in a way that is really deeply
painful to her children.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh no, okay, all right, let me let me she
literally no, Can I just spoil it for you? Yesee?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
What happens? She goes, she's with her kids, Gordon's about
to come, and she goes, okay, so you know how
mommy and daddy are getting a divorce. And then the
kids go, No, what she didn't she like saved it
for the camp. This woman is not like po tracking
anything about her children. She doesn't want. She's in the

(02:51):
name of protecting their innocence quote unquote, is like communicating
with them in a way that is so that is
that is bad that I think like will have repercussions
in the future. And I really these sweet children, I go, God,
damn it, your mom is like your mom is a
broken person obviously, but like for her to you know,
pass this down is really tough to watch. Literally, while

(03:11):
the cameras are rolling, I can't stand me at Thornton.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
She could never be angik, she could never be eduk No,
by the way, no one could, no one, no one
could every any Supreme.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
There's a new Supreme.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
There is truly, deeply a new Supreme. Let me tell
you something, as someone who currently has high body count hair,
I am so happy to have this expression have. When
was the last time we had something at this magitude? Honestly,
the last time we may have been given this much
of a gift was probably probably receipts proof timeline screenshots.

(03:47):
Salt Lake City is just quite simply the best show
on television.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's one of the best shows ever to be broadcast
on television in the under one hundred year history of
the plot of the medium.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Wow, to think it's under one hundred years old. What
are we going to do for the hundredth birthday of television?
We have to throw the party.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
We have to throw the party. We will do a list,
We'll do a countdown. Salt Lake City spoiler alert, number
one show to ever ever exist.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
High body that's a high body count hair, that's a
high body count dress. This is not high BodyCount hair.
That's not high BodyCount. Here I look like a mother.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And then for leasy to go okay, but you do needmotique,
batik o, cabritique, whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I honestly What a perfect episode. Honestly, you never could
have known from Meredith pitching her bot Mitzvah in the
very first episode that it would pay off in this way.
And then Meredith's calling back security security at the end.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
What security security? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I can leave. I weigh I weigh ninety pounds. What
does she say?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
There was so much happ the last five minutes. I
was telling you were on a flight, but we were
on the group chap. The group chat was popping off,
being like, oh my god, this week's episode of Salt
Lake is one for the damn books. And I was
telling you the last five minutes are peak, yes, peak,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
To say nothing of Mary coming late and peaking through
the windows. I saw a TikTok because of course I did,
because the true genius artists are really working on TikTok.
That's really the medium where the true genius artists are
working now. It was to Taylor Swift's song looking People's Windows,
and it was Mary just like peaking. Man, I like

(05:31):
them some dreams. Weirdo.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
God, Mary, I'm Cosby is the Taylor Swift of America
in a way.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Did you know that we are the top saved story
on Mary's Instagram profile. It's you and I doing art,
It's you and I talking about her on the iconic
four hundred We are the first save story on her
Instagram profile, and it says iHeart with an heartmog radio

(06:02):
with I think she thinks that we were. She clearly
doesn't know that minute show of what fuck this all is?
Why would she? She has way more important things to
deal with. The important and unimportant things in her life
are much more important than this podcast. I would I
would disagree with that, and I would say that she
thinks that she thinks that we are iHeart Radio mouthpieces,
because this is iHeart Radio and a little Heart and

(06:23):
it's us doing our entire thirty seconds on Mary m Cosby.
I'm so happy. Little does she know we've done a
whole episode of this podcast based around her.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Twelve days of culture when maryam b take the World Stage.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Day number two, Day number two.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Day number one was the opening of the first McDonald's Yeah.
Day number two is Mariam Kaser six the World Stage,
and then number three was the I.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Think five was Jaws Eats the Girls.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Jaws Eats the Girls.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Twelve was when Tendo world ended. I don't remember. We'd
have to go back and look. But that's of course
our greatest work.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I have to ask you, what is the life of
a boring singer songster? Like in the year twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I am having the best time of my life. This
is probably my favorite tour I've ever done. The vibes
are immaculate between me and the boys, the band, the
audiences are giving everything. I just performed in Atlanta. I'll
perform an I guess Austin actually the night before this
comes out. So sorry y'all if you're in Austin and
you missed it. But I'll be in Philly and New
York and bust In this weekend. I'm having the best time.

(07:28):
And then I felt so stupid, though, bo because I
put up this Instagram post which was like these like
nice pictures that my friend Doug Krantz took on the show,
and I put it up and I was like, I'm
having the unequivocal best time in my life, et cetera.
And then someone posted like below it, like is this
an Eras tour thing? And I was like, oh God,

(07:49):
not me posting in the same like tenor as like
Taylor Swift on the like the finale of the Erastour.
I promise I'm self aware about this whole thing.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Wait, I understand what the person was trying to.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Call out, though, like just being like they were like,
this is such an aroostour post. And I had to
sit back and laugh because I was like, wow, I
gave a Swift Diggan caption. Y you know how she
does how she gets on and she's like.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Totally yeah, yeah yeah. But I'm also I don't know
how much she owns the concept of posting a carousel
of photos from the show, and no she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
But someone said that it just made me laugh, That's
all I was saying.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Of course, I have no sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I'm in my bag, as it were. I'm having the
best time. Please come out to the show. I really
am having the best time.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
By the way, everyone, First of all, Sleigh, you are
so lucky to be able to see this man perform.
I love this slutty Christmas Fierro look.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I literally texted Michael Fisher I said, I want to
be like slutty Christmas Fuerrero. I think that would be
a fun reference for everything that's going on in the
culture and you know it being the Prince of Christmas Tour.
It felt like synergy and he came through like he
always does. Shout out to Michael Frimbrody. I feel very
slutty Christmas fierrero.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
And slutty white pant Sierra, which is a very important
Broadway stage version visual.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's a throwback. It's a nod. Speaking of Wicked, which
I saw a third time last night, I took the
band to go see what he first time seeing it. No,
he had seen it before, Ethan before, but it was
my bassis Jordan Richards's first time seeing it, and my
drummer Derek Swink he had seen it before.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Darren Swink, Yes, iconic.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Iconic drummer, father of One Rider and he is now
and he's like he was saying, I'm now an Ariana
Grande super fan. He was like, I think she can
do anything. I was like, well she can and true.
Congrats to you. You're in a Golden Globe nominated film,
Arianna Cynthia. Congrats on your nominations everybody. I mean, this

(09:55):
is an Awards juggernaut bo.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It is in incredibly cool to see these people get
the recognition. I will not be going to the Golden
Globes unfortunately, Bomber. Why I am protecting this Japan trip
at all costs.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh no, no, no, you should. You must go to Japan.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I'm not. No, there's I love the Globes. No, you've
been the question mark I went when in was the
HFPA days. Now that we're in a post HFPA in
last year's globes were such a smash.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, they were great, and he is going to be fantastic.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nikki will be so oh some of our friends are
writing for it. I think, oh great, yeah, but I
will unfortunately not, even though I mean should I I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, Bowen, you should go to tell everyone what you're doing.
Tell everyone what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I'm going to Japan on New Year's Day for two weeks,
a little under two weeks. It's my number one bucket
list place. I'm splurging the house down. I need this trip.
You deserve it, thank you. You absolutely should go. I
mean listen. The first of all. By the way, Bowen,
I think you're gonna have many Golden Globes invitations in

(11:06):
your future and other cool things that you know. These
are just fun nights. Of course, you've done a lot
of celebrating Wicked. You've done a lot of celebrating of
everyone's work, and I think everyone knows how excited and
how it's grateful you are to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
And you also contributed so much to it already. You
don't need to be there. You can go to Japan
and have a fucking time at Tokyo DisneySea.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I looked it up. It's hard to do both parks
in the same day, and I think I only have
one day. Should I do Disney See or Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, we could go through the rides and attractions later
off air and talk about which ones I think would
be best for you know, but I don't know. That's
a really tough question. Think about this, though. You can
go to Disneyland any in the world, anywhere in the world.
You can't really do the Disney Sea thing. Yeah, the world,
but that's like a state of the art, innovative thing
that only they have. And when are you going back?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I think very often, Okay, if I have my brothers.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well we'll prepare for the the druthering of just the
one trip. But anyway we can get into that after
because I do want to help you. I want to
help you do with.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
That and I have I have a trip to pitch
you for the spring.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Okay does it rhyme with smrill in yes? Period? Oh
you know I'm interested ant.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I Okay, Wait, can we just speak on the.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Golden Globes nominations for a second because they came out
today and I just want to say one thing because
I feel like we have not given the shine to
one particular performer who fucking deserves.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
It, Mikey Madison.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
No, well, Mikey Madison, I think is a superstar and
love and by the way, I'm super excited to see
all these nominations in all this love for yourro Borisov
who is in the movie. He was fantastic and the
way he held the space with her in that last scene,
their chemistry, it's not easy to just give like a tender, open,

(12:52):
available performance like that. It's also a real genuine feat
in casting, which I think that movie deserves a casting. Yeah,
which I keep saying every year in a year in
and year out, there should be a casting oscar because
of movies like Anora Brilliant by the way, Sebastian Cannelly.
Our friend is in Anora. He plays the bat toe

(13:14):
the toe truck guy. At the end, he gets into it.
This is why this movie needs a casting oscar, because
they find the right actress from the right random places,
bring them in and like create this ensemble which is
so real and memorable. To say nothing of all the
dancers in that movie are all extremely well cast, like
waw and just to find like Mikey Madison, who's been

(13:35):
doing great work, et cetera, and now she gets this part.
Now she's going to be a superstar. So so slaying
red carpets, crushing them.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Amazing, amazing person.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But what amazing person. But what I want to say
and who I want to shout out is Kristin fucking Miliod.
Oh my god, Kristin Miliatti on the Penguin is giving
one of the best not only one of the best
performances of the year obviously, but one of the best
performances in like DC Batman history, up there with Heath

(14:07):
Joaquin Michelle Pfeiffer, Like she is truly crushing this role,
like Superiod, so so dangerous and yet like emotional and
fun and surprising and like all the things like Kristin
Miliotti every single time she's in anything like gives a
stunning performance and is memorable and is just also a

(14:30):
cool person. And I hope she wins She's up there
with like legends, she's in that kind of go with
like Jodie Foster or Kate Blanche, Kate Winslet, like Naomi Wah,
And I hope she takes it.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I really hope she takes it. Yeah, God, I'm behind, but.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
This is on watching things.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yes, yes, but this is uh, this is classic tales
all this time. For me, it's hard, but this is
why I treasure these episodes. It is where you give
me the download.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm really just saying, like that is a performance that
is worth say recognition with full test and then you know,
outside of that, like kind of was the usual suspect,
although they're very globesy, it was a little bit like okay,
like prey to the famous people.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Totally, let's see what else is there in the culture
this might y'all are r kpfs. This might be a
quick one, maybe a quick little episode, you know, not
super quick, But I'm just saying, like.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Bol wants to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
No It's just we've we've both got busy days.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
What are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
We have a call, I have to go do vo,
I have to go to pitch and then figure out
my week and then I have to go to a
benefit tonight. That the one the only Carrie Mulligan, Mumford
and Sons are hosting. They host this every year the
West Sale through their charity work.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
So give me is there a connection? But when Carrie
Mulligan and Mumford and Sons, is she married to one
of them?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
She's married to Okay, oh, she's married to Marcus Mumford.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
She's worried to. So she's Carrie Mumford.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
She's Carrie Mumford.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
That would make her even more British to me.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well, oh, then Mulligan's a pretty British name.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Absolutely, But there's something about Carrie Mumford which is even
more British, like you can hear it, like you would.
She would immediately get dame status if she were to
change her name to her legal married name of Mumford,
Carrie Mumford, she'd become Dame carry Mumford.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
You think her keeping her own name is what's keeping
her from the dame hood.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, I'm just saying that she would immediately elevate. Like
I feel like Carrie Mumford. There's something about it that
says dame to me. Carrie Mulligan is also a dame.
She might just have to wait a little bit longer
than Carrie Mumford.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I feel like Marcus Mumford. Great Carrie Mulligan. The first
time I heard that name, I went, I was like, well, whoever,
this fucking person is the best. Believe I to go
see an education by myself in college.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know, I remember you being very affected by an education.
In fact, I remember when you made your Instagram bio.
I am as pretty as Ryn confirm she's I've always
adored this person.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
So I just have a busy day. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying. But I don't want to truncate
this episode. I love spending time with you. Of course, yes, clearly, Hey,
so what else? What else is in the culture? I'm asked,
let's talk about the shooter?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Please?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You want to talk about the shooter? Hello? Everyone, This
is Matt just jumping in here quickly to say that
we recorded this episode and then about an hour later
they did catch the shooter. Yeah, so this episode is
going to be a little bit of a time capsule
to a time when we did not know who this
person is and the Internet was not absolutely flooded with

(17:54):
commentary about him. So enjoy a trip back into time.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Just incredible. The monopoly money in the backpack.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh yeah, what was that about.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
He's just like pranking and trolling the cops. Yeah, it's amazing.
It's incredible. It's also so fucking bleak that NYPD is
basically like the third biggest army in the world and
had not tracked down a killer call a spade a

(18:26):
spade shooter has killed someone with an unusual weapon and
a silencer that is meant to kill livestock that is
meant to kill pigs specifically, which is also another poetic
layer to this mm.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hm, and they can't find him. Makes you think, is
this a conspiracy episode? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Apparently they've found someone in Pennsylvania with ammunition and fake
ideas that matched the description of the shooter and they
are questioning him now. But I mean for basically six
days as of this record, like this, this guy just
topped on a bus at the Port Authority it's a
it's amazing. Damn damn.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, the Port Authority is incredibly hard to navigate for absolutely,
like even people that really are from New York, like you,
you get why. Even NYPD is like, now wait where
am I going? Because the Port Authority is tough. The signage,
the signage, it's all just very confusing, you know. It does.
He does look a little bit like Shallow May.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Uh, shallow May.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I feel like he has this Sebastian stand quality to him.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Mmmm.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
You know from that angle, just a darkness but a charm,
much like Sebastian.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
A darkness but a charm. Mm hmmm, darkness but a
charm is title of app A darkness but a charm
dot dot dot dot.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Okay, let's talk about aarras for it's an end of
an eras.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Did you watch any of it?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I watched her final bow and the speech that she
gave at the end, which was very very touching, very beautiful.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah. No announcement, no Reputation TV announcement, no Taylor Swift
TV announcement. I thought because I was watching the surprise
songs and when she started with a place in this World,
I was like, oh, here we go it's happening. I
was like, we're going to see it matched up with
something from rep then she went another way. It was
kind of cool how in the acoustic section she was
able to pretty much like get all of the eras

(20:31):
in there. I loved New Year's Day, New Year's Day
depending on the manuscript with the story isn't mine anymore.
I was like, Jared, Actually, I was texting it with
Jared and he said, in all caps, she's going to
end on but the story isn't mine anymore. Watch and
then she did true Taylor Swift Seer Jared.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Frieder prognosticator Jared Frieder, Yeah, absolutely, he holds that title.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Well, yeah, he did it. He did it on that one, No,
I guess. And now now the the re releases are
stretched into the New Year, and something we did not
think would happen.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
No reflections on the Aeros tour, reflections on maybe probably
the I can't imagine this getting replicated anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
No, I actually was wondering. I was like, how does
what does her next tour look like? Like? Does she
just tour an album again? Like it like it? I
think it's going to be something she in her mind totally.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Does she do like a lover festesque thing where she
does like a few cities but many dates, But then
does that feel like not even as expanse nearly as
expansive as aeros Tour?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You know when you say that, like lover Fest, that
makes me feel like, what if she did do her
own like three day festival. She could do that, Like
she's an industry enough where she could like do a
Coachella all of her own where it's like she had
opening acts on each day for three days and then
came out like and did three shows in a row
and it was like that. It seems to me like

(22:01):
the next way someone like as like industrial and as
you know, prolific as her, like that she could do
something like that because that community would absolutely descend on
Indio totally.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
But it feels like, I mean, how many people ended
up being what was the total sort of like reach
or sales? I know it's two billion, but it's like
how many how many people ended up seeing her total?
I'm like, how like does she want to outdo that?
But in like that sort of like festival format. It's
it's interesting, she has a lot of ways to go

(22:34):
and I just I think she would do the festival
like in multiple locations, yeah, and travel with that, but
not be quite as like, I don't know, like three
days here, three days here, like you know, something, something
with a different flavor.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Flavor flavorful new festival touring.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
What if album twelve was called flavorful?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh my god, the flavorful era. I've been thinking for
a very long time about flavors and how my favorite
flavor could not be narrowed down to just one. I
love the cherry flavor. I even love grape, and no
one likes grape. When someone can I let me stop
everything right now. When someone's favorite flavor is grape, what

(23:17):
what do you do? Run for the hills. They're the killer.
They are the They're the CEO killer. Trust me. When
they find the CEO killer and they interrogate him and
they slam their hands down on the table with their
two palms like this, and they say, to your favorite flavor,
he's gonna say grape, grape okay, And they're gonna be
like you sick fuck. Go to the cheer good to

(23:39):
the cheer fry, Am fry this grape lover.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Fry this grape lover. Hold on now back up the
flavors tour.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
What flavor is each arrow?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Go?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh my god, this is so fun. Okay, debut is vanilla?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I love vanilla.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Look, okay, I did not mean to I love vanilla.
I get very excited about Vanela. I order it often.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I mean, okay, these these are all like first saw
and I'm shooting from the head flowerless like a honey Yeah,
like a little honey yogurt with some cheese seed.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
And then.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Uh and then speak Now I'm gonna say, is like
a gold leaf berry cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Wow, you're being very artisaal about this, and then continue
to be so thank you red.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh, well, that's gotta be cherry cherry or cherry or
like a like a cinnamon spiced latte, nutmeg. And then
on nineteen eighty nine, well.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
That has to be cotton candy flavor, cotton.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Candy flavor, or like cotton candy dreams, cotton candy dreams.
That's good cotton candy reputation. Oh that's gonna be black licorice.
Ooh bitch polarizing.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, especially sweetish, especially at first you squished of European
and you know, thick and sugary dark dark D d
A with apostrophilver it like tar rq E. And that's
the way we're gonna spell dark in the title of

(25:40):
this episode darkness. What was it?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Darkness? It was something a darkness and a charm darkness
and a charm d apostrophe A r q.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
U E N E S S. Yeah, and that's not
lost Colt smelling Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Okay, okay, So now you Era and the lover Era, Well,
that's con candy dreams to me.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Can you go back to nineteen eighty nine and give
it another Yeah? I shouldn't have been you.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I should No, no, no, you're okay girl. I'm gonna say,
nineteen eighty nine is blue gatorade? Holy fuck, hater raid no, no,
I love blue gatorade. Oh are you doing a lot?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Did you ever go to a football game in high
school and put a little vodka in your blue gatorade?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Honey? The cops are coming to your Austin hotel room.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Wait, arrest this man. We think he had too much
fun in high school. Two hands down on the table,
flavor blue gatorade with a little vodka.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You fuck Send him to the chair, but kiss me first. Wait,
it's no I this is the final nineteen eighty nine flavor.
This is the flavor that I'm gonna lock in. Give
it diet coke, Chris clean, sharp, flavor and perfect. It's

(27:06):
like you could you listen to it every day, you
could taste it. I can have it every day. Can
I tell you something before you say the rest of
your flavors? Last night at Wicked in Austin, Texas, where
everything and let me stress, this is as bigger I had.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I ordered a large slurpeye as I'm want to do.
It was bigger than my head. I swear to you this.
The coke slurpee was this big. I am literally I'm
literally doing it.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I'm shaking.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It was and okay, Bowen, so was I because I
was a little get this stone ten milligram edible for
the for the film. I had never seen Wicked. Really
high was it? If I took me on a ride?
I think I cried again. It's my favorite number. I
was physically shaking because I drank this huge had to

(27:54):
be had to be ninety ounces of coke slurpey to
the head so fast because I was so excited. During
the beginning of the movie that I literally I was like,
am I having an anxiety attacker? Had to drink my
coke bit too fast. I was shaking. I could feel
Jordan my basis next to me, being like, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I was like, I don't think any of that is
medically advisable.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I had to tell myself to calm down. I was like,
Matt stop because then I started to get like, my god,
I think I got too high and drank the coke
up perchiefus because then I was like afraid of the movie.
I was like, you've seen it. It's also wake up.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Well you know what I'm about to do for like a,
oh I got too high moment? Well, just in terms
of THHC. I'm like, WHOA, Like I need that, And.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Honestly was very humbling because I didn't think I could
still get there right, But wow, did I get there.
I was like, I thought you were christ.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I feel like you're a tank usually Am, But I'll.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Tell you who's a bigger tank. Is that Henry Kupersky
character the weed that he and Ethan have. My god,
I was like, where did you get it?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
That's that's them being upstate wearing little you know, of beanies.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I don't know, they haven't been there in so long
they live, but that's the vibe and the and the
and and and Nick can vouch for this for themselves. Okay,
so they're forever giving up to Okay, so you've corrected
it to diet coke.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
So cotton candy is lover I totally agree. Every time
I think of a cotton candy, I think, excuse me,
why is a long It's been a long time coming, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Been a lot of time coming. And then folklore, I'm
gonna say, is.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Coffee.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, this is the thing. Folklore is like a summer
summer NIGRONI, something deep but also kind of open. You'r
you've never heard of that ice cream flavor summer NEGRONI. Yeah,
you need to open up an.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Ice cream shop. Do you have the bandwidth? Yeah? Totally
I get you know, that's what the call is later
in the day, Yeah, yeah, we're calling about our ice
cream shop.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And then evermore is gonna be like a holiday.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Hm hmmm mm hmmm, like alout, like a yes, yeah,
like a like a dark Christmas stout, A dark Christmas stout.
That's fun. Tis the damn season?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
And then and then midnights. I'm gonna say, is.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Oh, is it on the nose for it to be
like lavender or something like? Is it totally no?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
No, no, no, not on the nose. I think it's
like a lavender has some dairy in it, magnesium, like
kind of like concoction like something you something You're like,
I want to knock the fuck out in a healthy way.
But it's midnight.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You know.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
She put an narcotics into all her creamy and and
that's why you're a stupid Oh can you talk about
tortured Poets and what flavor it is?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Tortured Poets? Is hospital hospital potato like a hospital No? No, no,
like like like yeah, like hospital mash, hospital mash.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't agree with this. This is the only one
I'm gonna come out hard against.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Go what do you want?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I think Torture Poets is like min chocolate chip. Oh interesting,
rocky road because of the road that comes out at
the top of the aristour portion.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh interest, and it was a rocky road.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
The relationship with Mattie Heally, you understand absolutely for not
the which, by the way, suddenly is my favorite song
on the album. How did It happen. That's just Taylor
for you, sneaky songwriting. Now my question to you is
name the next album and what's the flavor the next

(32:05):
era and flavor? Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I think she's gonna really try to go for like
Asian Asian Taylor Asian pear. Asian pear is the flavor,
and I think the album will be called Asian.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
You should take her to Tokyo with you. Yes, she
Taylor never did.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah she did, she did Tokyo.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
No. But what I'm saying is she never did yellow
face like these other girls.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
She never race baded like other girl.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
She never she never really went there.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And now we're in a political we're in a post
political landscape.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
So post political landscape, no one cares anymore? Do yellow
face again? Girls? Who cares? Oh God, come out with
your unconditionally performances at the whatever? What performance was that
that was at.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
The MS or the AS? That was the AS?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
By the way, guess what was confirmed for me? What
Club thirty three is where Katie and Taylor had there
falling out.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Who gave you the confirmation? Can you say?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
I cannot say on this microphone, on this beloved, critically
acclaimed widely listen to a podcast, how I know. But
it was told to me that that is the truth.
Oh my god, by someone in the dance community. I'll
say that, And then that was.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
The whole sort of crux of the conflict as we know.
Mm hmm, intering. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Interesting again, It's all alleged because me coming on here
saying confirmed, like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
I'm just saying it's now come from several different sources
who claim to know that definitely something went down with
a glass of milk at Club thirty three. There was
a breakdown in humor and commune indication between the two
pop stars who were there at the same time. And

(34:04):
after that is when she tried to sabotage and Arina
tour went down. And even if it's not true, it
is fun to think about how that happened at Disneyland.
It's fun to think about.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Gosh, like, huge world shifting events start at Club thirty three. Absolutely,
And then what I'm trying to say is like they
can happen anywhere. It can happen with anything, a glass
of milk, It can happen with a kind gesture you
give to someone, a smile at the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yes, these are.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Wonderful things, you know what. I am back on my
reading and Dia Tolantino gave her top books of the year.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Tell us about what they are.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
They are rejectioned by Tony toolt the Moody. They are limitarianism,
which is I forget the author's name, but she's basically
writing about how she's making a case for how it's
a very common sense thing. Actually, it's like we should
just limit wealth. We should limit extreme wealth rather than
eradicate poverty. We should limit wealth anyway. And then the

(35:22):
third book is Charlotte Shane. She's a sex worker and
she's writing about like how she like fell in love.
It's very like it's kind of giving a Nora. It's
like how she fell in love with or like maybe
how she fell in love with like one particular person.
But right now I'm on rejection by Tony toolet the
Moody so readable, But like Giatlatino's saying is out here saying,
this is one of the greats. He has written the craziest,

(35:46):
most amazing, virtuastic endings to a short story ever. Ever,
it's giving fucking Flannery O'Connor, bitch. It's giving Raymond Carver bitch.
And I'm reading this. I'm going we all need to
be reading this. Last Culture book Club is in effect. Matt,
you love this stuff. You would love this. It is
all about it's called rejection. It's short stories, and the

(36:08):
threat is as you would assume, like moments of modern
rejection and how we all see each other as instruments
on the Internet and not as human beings, and how
one moment of rupture and rejection will then shape a
person's entire worldview going forward. And I'm like, this is
I have not read something this relevant in a long time,

(36:28):
and I really encourage you all to read it. But Gia,
we stand you.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I also a four hundred member member of the Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Gia did reach out and tell me that the legendary
Zadi Smith was personally hurt that she was not on
the Iconic four hundred and that she doesn't feel like
she is cool enough to be on the Iconic four hundred.
We are here to say, Zadi, if you're listening, you
are a legend for all time. You are absolutely in

(36:58):
the realm of the icon four hundred, and we are
so sorry that we left you out, or if you
feel excluded, but you are a fucking genius.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Zadie Smith, white teeth more like big legend. More like
big legend that's actually really culture number eight. Zadie Smith,
Smith White, whitey teeth, more like a big legend. If
you appeared on a summer reading list from my middle school, Well, actually,
let me take that back, because I can't say that
everyone that appeared on my summer reading list in my

(37:27):
middle school is a legend. But if your name is
Zadie Smith, it is Zadie Smith.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Swing time more like slay bitch.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Let me let me say something bo Let me say
something to you right now. Zadie Smith. On beauty more
like on business. Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Zadie Smith and w more like kiss kiss, We kiss you.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Zadie Smith the autograph man more like the iconic woman.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
God, you're so good at this day. Smith the fraud
more like the sensation. Zadie Smith changing my mind. We're
like making me horney.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Zabi Smith, the wife of Willisdon more like the writer
of dreams period. We I think made up for it
right there. I hope that you feel as though even
though I can't believe that you think this could validate
you anymore than Oh you are you are a legend.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Isn't it ridiculous?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
How you have?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I mean, these are all finalists. This is the thing,
you know, we don't realize that the finalists. Sometimes the
finalists are they just want to be in on it.
And but there is a place for you. You're literally
a finalist.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
There's a place Somewhere's aady, a place for best. Okay, wait,
can you talk about who I'm calling? Sexy funny kind? Paul?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Sexy funny kind, Paul. Yes, this is one of our
great talents, Paul mescal Of course, what a lovely, lovely man,
and I wish him nothing but the best for the future.
He is someone who has always delivered things of devastating beauty,

(39:30):
and he certainly gave us that inexperience and in content
and performance in comedy on SNL Season fifty, episode eight.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Wow, I really like the way you said all that.
What I was thinking as well, in addition, is that
he looked like he was having fun, which is my
note as a viewer to all the hosts is like,
you gotta have fun, you got fun, jump in, splash.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Around, splash splash.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I feel like when they're terrified, you can see it.
Don't say yes to it if you're scared.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
But I don't blame them. I have terrified. Yeah, I
don't blame them at all. And what a fun time.
I mean a great show for the guys and the girls.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Heidi was amazing in this episode.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I thought Heidi is incredible.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
I really liked when she said, shahboosy, I'm about to
show on my shaboossie pussy. I actually couldn't believe it
made it on the air. It's like that's when you
remember this is on late Adult Humor.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Adult Humor. Shout out to the cast. I really love
this cast. I'm having a love affair with the cast.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Are you having a good time this year?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Having a great time this year? And andrews Muke's the King?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You all?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I love Andrew James, Austin Johnson The King, Chloe Fyneman,
the Queen, a Wodham the Queen, Sarah Sherman you know
about I still actually feel like Sarah's coming back soon.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I was gonna say because I took the one episode
where I was taking a break and like then I
turned around and you booked the legend for the week.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I was like, I did not mean to do that.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
No, it wasn't anything that you did. I was just like,
because I remember saying to you. Then I was like,
we need to book her again asap. And so now
is the time we need the Squirm back because who
more do we want to hear about Salt Lake City
then than the Squirm?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
No, and then she also has the encyclopedic acknowledge to
remind us all that Carlton cursed Kyle Richard's computer or something.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Wait, Sarah. I also heard Sarah's out here claiming that
she loved Antik before everyone else.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
That's not true.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's not true at all, the Witch.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
No, No, it actually is true because Sarah Gilestium and
I were at Sarah's celestium where my guests for the
Watch It Happens Live that I did with Njik. It
was anti K's first I remember, well, yes, and I
remember going into that Watch it Happens Live thinking told
the story all the times, but I was just like,
oh Anngiek whatever, Sure, yeah, but then I went in
and was just so utterly charmed, charmed her, Electra and Sean.

(42:09):
I was like, this is a beautiful family, and then
Sarah's lust and I were like, wait, we stand Angie now.
And ever since it's been we've been only been validated.
We love you, ANGIEK so much.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Angie. It has been a joy. And this, by the way,
hasn't By the way, her being in conflict so intensely
with Meredith has not lessened my love for Meredith Marks
at all. Meredith, thank you for your service. We love you,
we appreciate you, and all the ladies of Salt Lake
City all. It's just that in the totality, while your
personal experience may be bad, it is an incredibly enjoyable

(42:44):
experience to watch ANGIEK rise. I reached out to Andy
about it. I was like, Andy, have you ever been
so blown away by the rise of a housewife? And
he confirmed he is ecstatic with anjik and he told
me this is an exclusive. Andy told me that the
rest of the season stays this good, and that the
finale and the reunion both are hitting his words, stellar

(43:07):
and deliver.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
That is something that we as an audience did not
I would say expect, given the explosive finale last year.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I think we're in for something just as good in
a different way. By the way, can I also say
I would invite Brittany back? Brittany is Brittany is also Chinese.
Brittany gives you a very specific function on the ships. Yes,
she's very good with her high body count hair. She
has high BodyCount hair. Her tech talks are getting crazy.

(43:38):
Beca says, in what way, Becca elaborate on how Brittany
Bateman's tiktoks are getting crazy? All right, I had to
come of mic for this. Basically, she is a secret
theater kid and she's saying she's been just doing these
like amazing singing videos like these, Becca, not too much
on theater kids. Let me just warn you right now,

(43:59):
I am like a closet theater kay, for sure.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
But it's just been crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
People are like, girl, get off this app stop singing
like we don't want to hear.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Oh no, no, don't tell her, don't silence Britney babes
for you paid.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
But the comments are mean.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
No, I'll see lot.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
But she is posting a lot, a lot of singing.
You got a beautiful voice.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
She's an amazing voice. She is one of our great
Disney cast members Disneylan, she was Disney World, she was Orlando.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
That makes sense, Yeah, yeah, yeah, well she definitely was
like truly playing the lead roles, like the entreen roles
of the Disney Girls. I just like her because I
love anyone who says I have never been so offended
in my life in a tone like that, what about me? Hey,
you guys, this this is crazy, what about me? It's

(44:49):
funny because she's saying these big statements like I have
never been so offended in my life, but this is
like a Disney princess. Yes, yes, yes, I used to
raise my voice in a way it will harm it. Hey,
I have never been so offended in my life. I'm crying.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
You said that I sleep with ten ten guys.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Ten guys. I said three, three guys, three guys.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
That did bother me though, And I'm sorry. I gotta
put Bronwyn on the block again.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You and you you have been coming. Really, God, it's
like you're not a fan.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
These tiny tweaks to the truth, Adam, And it is.
It is a form of I don't know, like I'm
not to say the word. It is a form of
g of gas gas lighting.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I'll say it for you she went back to this
she did, and like for her to immediately fuck over
Brittany like that in that moment, I'm like, see, you
think you're being fun and messy, but it's actually like
it's it's too hyper.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Aware of the cameras.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Meanwhile, Angie K is perfectly perfectly situated in her awareness.
All right, here's what I'll say. I get calling out
Brohnman for her behavior, which was definitely a little scorched
earth like fuck it, I'm film like I'm throwing my
hands up him just starting fires to start fires. But
had she not, we would not have gotten MGK getting

(46:16):
kicked out by Meredith Socarty. We wouldn't have a lot
of the stuff. We wouldn't have had high body count hair.
Had bron When not made moves in that moment, So
I don't know, like bron when was she chaotic evil
in that moment? Yes? Was it net good for the episode?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Yes, she thinks she's chaotic evil, she doesn't have it
And listen like, so you know how like you can
sum up a guy's vibe by saying that he's a hello, milady,
like I think she's a takes several seats, I think
that's her.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
She's a white lady. Saying she's a white lady saying.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Takes several seats exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
She did say who child at one point, and I go,
all right, that's enough. I don't know. Is who child
not something a white woman from Salt Lake can say?
Married to a man named Todd?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I don't think so well.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I don't know. I'm clean up the dog Douchie in
your house first before you dip into the particular. Remind me,
are all her dogs named after breaking bad characters? I
don't know what show is it. There's some show that
her first episode. We have to find this out. Bronwin
Newport dog names? Can we just get? Honestly, that should

(47:37):
just be the title of episode bron Win Newport dog names? Okay? Oh?
House of Cards? How they're all House of Cards characters?
Which it's so funny to me?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Is there not a darkness with no charm there?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Listen? I am not a Bronwin hater. I'm actually a
bron Win fan. I'm a Bronwin Newport fan. I think
Bronwin Newport is exactly the type of real housewives. She's
here to stay and she and I'm great with that.
I just she's your villain of the show. She's your villain.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Absolutely she is. Absolutely she is. And but look that
means that means she's doing well, like she means met
a villain.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Love it. I love it and Angie Kay in the
one spot.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Look, I'm not out here being a full Bronwin hater.
I just you know, it's it's like, you know, people
feel strong things about these people, and I feel like
I have an insight into that, Like however people feel
about It's like SNL cast members, It's like we're just comedians.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
You know, Yeah, these are just housewives. But you know,
have your opinion. That's what makes the world go around discourse.
It's actually Ruler culture number thirty one. That's what makes
the world go around discourse.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I got to ask, was there a vibe between you
and Jake Shane on Therapusty A vibe like a sexual vibe.
I think people reached out to me and said, are
they're flirting?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
He had a very brotherly vibe. I am extremely warm
to him, and I think he'd be a fabulous guest
on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
He would be a fabulous guest on this podcast. This
is my thing, So this is a phenomenon now, because
you even saying that I had a vibe with Sean Evans,
I'm like, Oh, what's what's going on here? Like I
think there's a lot of suffusion from the outside end
being like there's a vibe, and I'm like, no, there wasn't.
Same with you and Jake, same with me and Ams
on Catti his podcast, Who's the Asshole? And everyone's like

(49:30):
there was a vibe, and I'm like, no, I think
we were just being two gay guys. I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
In fact, I established pretty quickly up top. I was like,
because I do feel this way about him, He's like
a little brother to me. I was like, I see
him out here. He can't because of two reasons. He
can't help it. Yeah, and he doesn't know his words,
but he does know his heart, and I've been seeing
him out.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
He doesn't he does know his words. He's I find
him very smart, very funny, and he's so he's so
interesting too. I stand. I love Jake.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I had the best time on that podcast, and you
should listen to it if you haven't. Therapists. But I
told him, I was like, you need to come on
Lost Coach because Boone would adore you.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Oh, I love him. I was supposed to go. I
was supposed to do it and I was in LA
but I just didn't have time.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh yeah, it's it's a must. You would have a
fabulous episode with him. And I can't wait to welcome
him to the pod because allegedly, are you coming to
Los Angeles?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Not until feb problem.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
But you are coming in feb I think, so when
is all of the cool SNL stuff happening in February?
Like the Radio City of it All is that announced?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
It is February sixteenth, the week the week of So
I guess it's the week of February tenth. But then
I would have to be back in New York for
that week.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That might be right after I wrap a thing and
I might be able to come.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Could be fun. They're not giving us plus ones.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh okay, well I didn't think so.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I mean, because it's like it's literally like a million people.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
No, yeah, of course, Yeah. I meant by come, I
meant come to New York and do my own thing.
That's what actually I had meant by that. I just
meant that I could see you, like maybe a couple
of days after once you're down and everything that I
meant when I said that.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I can't and you can't. I can't, I can't.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh okay, well you have my information, and you know
I want to pitch to the readers. I had an
idea to do an entire episode of this podcast, which
is as if.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Bone and for the first time. Yes, I think that's
a great episode. And then that's a full like first
date vibe, not like romantic date, but it's just like
our first time meeting.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Well I don't know, bo, you just took it off
the table. Damn, Oh my god, no way.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Well now wait wait you just took it right off
the table. Well rp kfs, let us know what you
think of that premise. I think that could be very fun.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I think we have to film it. Like I come
in and I'm like, Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
Finally I've heard the best things. I am a fan.
Oh or should I come in like and not know
you at all? And like I sit down and it's
just like, so tell me what you do. And then
you tell me you're on SNL and I have to
react to.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
That, right, and then you tell me about no good
deed and then what was Lisa Kudro like, way.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I will tell you all all the tea.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
I think it could be very fun.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It comes out tomorrow, you guys, if you're listening to
this on Wednesdays, no good deed comes out. I guess
tonight at midnight, it's gonna be so great. And I
get this. So I went to the premiere. It was
the night of my first show in LA and that
was a busy day, but I really wanted to make
time to go to the premiere for two reasons. One,

(52:33):
I'm so proud of it and wanted to celebrate it.
And two I found this shirt that I loved. I
was thrifting with Greta on Melrose and we walked into
this place called Lost Days and I found this shirt,
this like silk blue shirt with skulls on it, and
I was like, I love this shirt and they were like,
come on, now, get the cart out, and I said,
all right, I think I have somewhere to wear it.

(52:54):
And I really wanted to wear it, and I got
to wear it. So I was at the premiere and
I said to Lisa Kudro, I said, listen, I don't
know if you do podcasts but if you do like Bowen,
and I would absolutely love to have you on the podcast.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
And she goes okay, yeah. In her like Lisa West,
She's like, oh yeah, okay, cool, let's do it. I
was like, oh yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Putting it out there, and I talked to Linda, who
said she was like, do you know, I was going
to have that be my first podcast, but you were
out of town. I was like, okay, we'll figure that
out too. Linda would be Linda's first podcast. She does
well because when we were on stand Now she asked
about the podcast. She's so nice, by the way, like,

(53:38):
you know, I actually think out of everyone on the cast,
the person I was the most gagged for was actually
Linda Cardelini. Like I I told her at the end
of shooting when I had I only have one scene
with her. It's actually in the first episode, but I
told her at the end when we were done, I
was like, this was so cool. I am such a fan.

(53:59):
And she was like like that so kind. But she
had asked about the podcast and asked about you, and
she asked when we get started and stuff, and I
was like, you know, we would love to have you.
And she was like well, you know, I don't really
do a lot of podcasts, and I was like, totally
respect that, Like she is the character actress, like she's
just so fucking good, et cetera. But she goes I
was gonna do the podcast. I was actually gonna do

(54:20):
a podcast for like the first time, and I was like, well,
we have to make it work, So putting that out
there as well, putting out their four names Linda Cardellini,
Lisa Kudro, Lady Gaga, and Selin Deon and Angie K
and Anik. Should ANGIEK be the third third housewife ever
on the pod? Yes? Should we try to figure that

(54:40):
out for next week? Yes, ANGIEK virtual episode. This is
officially a call out.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
We hope it happens. If not, no worries King Becca
is on it.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
She just said, texting Anna, all right, I think it's hyper.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I don't think Sonny.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I think so too, because I think this episode ended
up going even longer than Bowen wanted it to go,
because he had so expressed earlier wanting to be really sure,
but that I think he had so much fun with
me I did.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I always love my girl. I'm excited to see you
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I'm gonna well, I'm gonna go to SNL. Yes for Gracie.
I love Gracy, Gracy, congratulations, I love and all your success. Okay,
do you want to go first, because we already know
what yours is? Yeah, I do, I do, I do?
All right, So this is this is I don't think

(55:44):
so honey, Bowen Yang. And by the way, I don't
think so honey is a one minute segment where we
rail and rant against something in pop culture that we
just don't find savory. And this is Bowe Yang. I
don't think so honey. As time starts now, I don't
think so honey.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Giselle brian Ooh, I should have known that you could
not have maintained my goodwill, much less the wider, greater
goodwill of the people, which is the audience that watches
your show. The real has as a potomac for very long.
I enjoyed the time we had. I enjoyed this little period.
But you God, having the fucking curse of talking to

(56:22):
Robin Dixon on the regular and saying actually eyes about
our friend Joel Kim Booster, actual documented lies, and we've
seen the receipts and the proof that since whatever, there's
just proof that you not even like twisted the truth
a little, but you full on made shit up about
this whole situation between you and ten seconds about his

(56:42):
fucking genitalia, Like, don't do that, Like I'm not going
to talk about your kids, I'm not going to talk
about your body. Don't fucking talk about my friend like that.
Five second, you fucking suckubist.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I'll call you that.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
You're a demon from the mouth of hell and I
hate you.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
And that's one minute certainly interesting for her to go
on and on about body shaming and then get on
her parlay and talk about the size of someone's hiness
on a television show. You are a total loser.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
You're a loser, period, Like get I was enjoying her show.
Doesn't me too? And I watched it. I was like,
cut out the gazelle stuff. I don't really care. I
really don't care.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
How is she allowed to just say that on her podcast?
Like no one's gonna say anything about that?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Well whatever, like your ugly ass house enjoy it's not
it's still not finished.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, she she really got on that podcast and actually
said those things.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
It is completely insane. Over a situation that she wasn't
even involved in, like that was between Joel and Shannon Badoor,
which you know, maybe it shouldn't have been to begin with,
but Joel.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Knows that and knows that, and look like everyone is,
everyone is going through their own ship. But also like Gizelle,
you're lying to you.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Say one thing and do another, and you're lying to
your fucking stupid ass friend Robin Dixon, who could not
keep a job on that show because she was bad.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
God, listen, Okay, do you have one?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Do I have one?

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Yeah, Okay, I have one.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Okay. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many
his time starts.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Now. I don't think so, honey. Ravioli the way I
always think than you actually are, and you're very easy
to fuck up. It's extremely easy to overcook ravioli, as
I find out, you know, very often. And here's the
thing I'm not saying, I don't think so, honey, the
good ravioli, If you're the good ravioli at here, I'm
not talking to you. You continue to be fabulous. What
I'm talking about is, I don't think so, honey. These

(58:50):
raviolis that are a little bit overcooked, and especially when
you bite into it and you get that mealy farding.
You know what I'm saying. I don't think so, honey, Ravioli.
I trusted you. I really opened my heart up to
trust I opened my heart up to trust you, Ravioli,
and then guess what, you failed me. And also it's

(59:10):
not the first time food has failed me in the
past week. Because here I am in Austin, Texas, and
I had a bad taco. No are you serious, I'm
supposed to come here and eat the good tacos and
I had a.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Bad five seconds good taco.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Psych it was a bad taco. I don't think it's honey,
of these foods.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
That's one minute. You really went into a Britney Bateman.
There have you ever been so offend in my life?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That's how I talk now that I'm a singerer. Oh
my god, bad taco, bad bad Ravioli. Well, first of all,
I like you bad pattal On that I'm not talking
about the good Raveo. I'm talking about the bad one. Well,
I guess it should have been. I don't think so, honey,
bad rave featuring bad taco in Austin. I know you

(59:56):
know what it should have been. I don't think so, honey.
I went bad taco in Austin and that was crazy.
It was a little bit of like expenditure feta and
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And can
I say something? And I want to. I want to
compliment the Delta Lounge because you know what they've added,
and I do think this was your power scrambled egg grambled.
Have you noticed this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I have adults. Allounge has been slang lately, I said.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
But I'm just saying there was a ravioli moment and
adults a lounge that I believe. I believe the ravioli
was a little overcooked. And that's as privilege as I'm
gonna get on this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
I want to say something. I want to put out there.
Bring back meat or protein filled. I mean, I guess
cheese counts, but I'm saying, like, I want meaty ravioli.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I would like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I want start here, Yeah, but I want Chef boyer
d inspired ravioli, red sauce, meat, shards of meat and
then meat. What was the taco? What was the taco filling?

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
It was just a chicken taco.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Can I be honest?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
With you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
The chicken tacos were fine. It was the case of
da actually that really disappointed me. I was like, wait
a second, this amateur hour Casadia. Anyway, I won't say
from where. I don't want to burn down a business.
You know, I actually have been really I went to
Rainey Street in Austin. I remember the last time I
was here. I was like, what the fuck happened to
Rainey Street? But Rainy Street's kind of back. There was
live music happening, everywhere was open, the bars team popping

(01:01:23):
and had that Austin flavor. I'm actually one of my
favorite restaurants tonight, which is called Anthem. And you know
who I'm seeing tonight, Christy Shackleford. Oh my god, Christy,
which she's in her hometown. Yes, she gets the dream life.
She gets to live in the city she writin and
have her family and also win Emmy after Emmy after
Emmy for John.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Oliver and give if you're lucky on one year the
acceptance speech, the acceptance speech for I think Emmy is
twenty twenty one, several years ago. Yeah, she was God eight.
We love you, Christy Shackleford.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
She's the best. We used to work together at the ride.
She was my favorite person to work at the ride with.
We met in Story Pirates. We remember we would come
here to Austin all the time. I would usually direct
those ones and I would put together my dreamcast. It
was you, Christy, Rachel Winiski, Henry on keys.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
And then Christy would take it, would chose around and
take us to bars. And then I think she introduced
me to Torchies Tacos before they expanded.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Oh my god, wait, were you on the Story Pirates
trip where I got in the fight with the taco
truck guy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I seem to remember, yes, yes, I was there. This
is years and years a week because we went to
that bar where we played like cornhole or something and
then you go to fight. Yeah, I went missing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I went missing because I was really in it with
the taco truck guy because I handed the guy at
fording and then he handed me back like three d yes.
I was. I was like, excuse me, like I gave
you a lot more money than this, and he was like,
I don't know what you're talking about. But I remember
being really upset because I was like dirt poor at
the time. Oh, we didn't have money, and I was
also drunk and started crying like that was that was giving?

(01:02:56):
That was giving twenty five years old. We were twenty five.
Rachel and Knit Si was on that trip too, Yes,
yes she was. That was that was an iconic.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
That's a fun group.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
When we used to perform in college station.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yes, college stationed. Oh my god, Texas A and M
Is that what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I think? So yeah, yeah, well I remember it was
like a college campus and I remember I remember putting
together like the gayest cast ever to go do our
like and wait, oh wait, what was that? What was this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I remember there was a story where I came into
the audience and saying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
You came to the audience because you were like the
great mother bird and you were like I've said, and
I played like the bird. That was like trying to
become a singer or something.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
And then I was not a supportive mother to you.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I wanted to be a dancer and you had never
been a supportive mother to me. And then you came
from the crowd and you were like, I just want
to see I want to tell you that I know
you're a dancer. We need to find that. That was
so good and all the kids were like absolutely standing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
That was a great audience. Those kids were a great crowd.
They were like they were with it the time. Yeah,
I mean listen, look for the children, Look for the children. Okay, well,
get another lost coach, yet another lost coach. We never failure.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
All.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
We should announce now we will be taking a little
break around Christmas into the new year. Yeah, we deserve
that much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
So we're gonna do an episode next week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
So what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
December eighteenth will be our last episode, So next week, yes,
and then we're gonna we'll see you back on January fifteenth. Yes,
so we're gonna get it some nice time off. I'm
gonna finish my tour and then get some get some
rest and bowenus gonna have a fabulous time in Tokyo.
But what we're putting out there for next week is
that we're gonna end the year with Andrew k.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
That would be so sublime.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Wow, I think it would be sublime. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
We had every episode with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
The song oh my god, what will it be today?
What will it be? Today? 'tis the domn s?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
You could got anything? Weekend? This this Caesar rod ewisode,
staying on a parent's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
House and the Road The Room, I Know Taylor's best
Christmas song.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Bye Last Culture Actis is the production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players in My Heart Radio podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
It's created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Executive produced by Ana Hasnier and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Hans Sondi, produced by Becker Ramos, edited mixed by Doug
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Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Our music is by Henry Komerski. Hey everybody, it's me
Matt Rogers, letting you know. Tickets are on sale now
to see me on tour, the Prince of Christmas Tour.
That is, I'm doing my whole album Have You Heard
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