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July 31, 2024 56 mins

The decidedly blue-voting city of Provincetown serves as the backdrop for this episode of Las Cultch, wherein Matt & Bow are joined by their good girlfriends in the background to squawk about the Olympics, Celine Dion, and a whole bunch of random bullshit. Also, FIVE I Don't Think So Honey's which cover all aspects of culture from pill packaging to the controversial question of Hello Kitty's species. Who do YOU think is the elite Mara? xo

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look Marrier, Oh, I see you my own and look
over there is that culture. Yes, goodness loves cult last
Culturista's calling. And I guess the very first thing we
want to do is cheers. Sister, Cheers, sister, heegen with us.
We thought our Amsterdam era was over, and we want

(00:22):
to say Happy birthday, Jared, Happy birthday, Jared Frieder. He's
here houses in the background. In the background, our friend
Charlton is upstairs doing god knows what, doing God knows what.
Let me take a sip of this, Jared. Is there
anything you want to say to inspire everyone? Maybe someone
else that has a birthday today?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
To all you readers out there with the birthday today,
happy birthday, and I hope you have a really good
one wow, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Message to send.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
He's really become a fan favorite.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
He really has. I think his commentary on Kamila Cabea
and the Rise of Brat was really really scholarly and
it's third host vibes to me. I have to say
I I always revered him for his commentary on Jamila
Cabello first and foremost. Anyway, I thought like day County,
sweet fun, great commentary and discourse on cam like event,

(01:06):
I'd the same about you, yes, Jair.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And the last thing that I'll say is don't you
readers think that they should have Charlie back on and
as a retrospective to talk about how the brat era
actually turned out?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Isn't that something we all want to hear? Busy? I think, well, yeah,
she's she's busy. Okay, we have a whole peanut gallery today.
And guess what. This actually is a very special episode
of Lost Coach. Why because we're on vacation and it
needs to be a little shorter, and also because we're
doing the Olympics of I don't think so Honey, Yes,

(01:38):
there will be five. I don't think so Honey's everyone
has one. They're gonna happen a little bit later, but
for now, just get ready. We're gonna we're gonna hear
five different I don't think so Honey's only one will win.
Oh wow, isn't it funny? Like fantastic five? What do
they call them? The Elite five? I don't know, gymn.
I couldn't tell you. Right well, today was women's team,
which we watched and we're gonna get it, which we watched.

(02:00):
But I think it was primarily the Three Girls, even
though there was like Fox Fox five. But what is that?
That's Renna Ky, Oh my god, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Five.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh my god. We were talking about super groups like
Iconic five. Of course there's the Spice Girls, Fox Force five.
I'm telling you they do call fabulous five. What do
they call the gymnasts that are the five? Let's let's
look at you know, women's gymnastics, the thing when you know,
but five, Oh I'm not connected to Wi Fi No, what?

(02:33):
What the hell? Fierce five? It's females gymnastics and that
was twelve years ago, sweetie five gymnastics five. This is bad,
you guys. Yeah, okay, so there's there are only so
many F words, you know what I mean, And the

(02:55):
best one is already fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's so true, especially real culture.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Number eight sons and one already already fuck. Well, let's
say they're the fuck five. Let's say they're the fuck
five and the fuck five just absolutely tore it up,
especially on the floor.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Let's talk about who do.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You want to talk about? Soony? You want to talk
about it? Sonny was incredible. Sony was incredible. I think
Soony really because you know our girl, Jordan, Yeah, Jordan Chiles.
Jordan Chiles was fab did have a bit of a
moment during the beam where she fell. And there's a
thing where, you know, if one person falls and that
tends to make it so that other people on the
team fall as well. It creates what we call bad energy.

(03:32):
Bad energy. Sooney really turned around and she had a
perfect such a graceful beam portionman graceful beam by father
the way, the like scariest event to watch. I can't
are you more scared and nervous watching the vault or
the beam? I'm more it's all pretty scary, but I'm
I think the scariest to me is uneven bars.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You feel the most fear watching them do that.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It's the lower one is so low. Yeah, you're right,
and they got a really like fucking tuck in. You
know who was has a critical eye? Is that Laurie Hernandez? Yes,
because she was. Remember when Soony did he her bars
and her feet grazed the floora and Laurie was like
her feet touched the ground. This will be a deduction.
Laurie's eye, she her eye, her eyes. It's actually a

(04:15):
really coaching number. Twelve lri her eye. She was giving
kind of the really good, the most chemistry, righte girls, Laurie,
Oh I think there might be an I don't think so, honey,
laur Luri, Laurie. You know what, I just just to
preempt this, like Laurie, don't come for Laurie, because Laurie.

(04:37):
What Laurie was doing was she was so endearingly like
squealing while these men around her were like, what's going on? Yeah,
and then we're all like, well, well, now we're going
to see another gymnast. Meanwhile Laurie's like, I'm so happy
for like, yeah, she was giving. By the way, you
watched the opening ceremony, we got Kelly Clark commentary just
every now and then like, oh my god, that's so cool. Wow,

(04:57):
I love that. I love there's so many different kinds
of me. I love this. This is so cool.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Cheerleader on your commentary.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes, well, yes, I'm sorry. But sometimes all of the
types and the personas converge into one or two people,
such as Matt Rogers and myself, And yet we weren't invited.
I know, like we have the expertise and in the
spirit and the enthusiasm, there was no moment during that
opening ceremony where I thought, Yeah, the people doing this
are way better than us at this No way, if

(05:27):
you listen to two guys five rings, you know that
no one knows sports better, no one enjoys talking about
the events and the specificity. Yeah, the athleticism are more
than us. I am really getting into the Olympics this year.
Well that's probably good and maybe I should heed that girl.
And this is not a spot. This is not sponsored.

(05:48):
We were not paid to say this. Peacock is really
fucking nailing it. Multi they are multi VW on Peacock.
You get to watch four screens and you get to,
like once on a commercial break you go to the
other one. It's such great viewing experience. M I got
my life watching basketball Greece versus Canada. Oh lay, all
I've done so far is the gymnastics and the opening sermon. Fun,

(06:08):
it's fun. Women's beach volleyball. Oh yeah, so fucking cunty
because they're they're in a sand pit in front of
the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, it's like, it's pretty amazing. The
visuals have been top nine done. Can we just get
into the opening ceremony for a second, and listen. We
will talk mostly about this on our other podcast as well,
But this is really the culture of the moment. I
don't think we can ignore what happened, which was that

(06:30):
we on our podcast two Guys five Rings literally predicted
Lady gagamans did I because I didn't I remember doing that.
I think it was you. I think you were the
one who brought up Gaga and said I mean because
the rumor was about the Celine rumor was persistent for
a couple of weeks. But I think the Gaga thing
was I think you introduced it. I think I thought
of like the silliest thing I could think of and

(06:52):
just set it out loud as I muver want to do.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And I guess it wasn't so silly. Huh?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What was that song? She sang? Love Hall, No it wasn't.
No bitch, shut up. I thought it would have been
kind of thrilling to watch her dot with feathers. Mont

(07:27):
French culture is the top chaos and the top his pronunciation.
What about these these Christians? Better better leave us alone? Wait,
what's happening with the Christians? There the draw? Nikki Dall
looking county. It's Dionysus grow up and let's and throw

(07:49):
a bucanal while you're at it. Well, let me tell
you come here, I'll tell you where we all are.
By the way, we forgot to say this uptown, but
we are in Provincetown to see you. Well, thank you
for really anytime you add a harmony actually elevates the piece.
It's culture number thirty and anytime you add a harmony,

(08:10):
it actually elevates the piece. So thank you, sister for
doing that. That was, of course a call back to my
famous jingle for Provincetown. Of course, Patrick Charles and any
other thoughts on Gaga, Yeah, Gaga thoughts.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Well, it's just always great to see her fabulous. Yes,
and I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
For fully de Do has been getting some new trailers. Yes,
I'm hearing that it's a supporting performance change. Yes, right,
she's she's acting, so basically everyone the news is the
hot new news from Gaga. And we always love when
Gaga hits the press when she's got an acting project

(08:45):
coming out is do.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Not Expect Lee, which is her character Harley Quinn.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
She's calling her Lee Lee. Do not expect Lee to
have a good voice like Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga has
come out and said, I'm known as Lady Gaga, right,
and I love.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Her use of the word right.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So everyone knows me as Lady. It's my stage name.
It's her Christine Aguilera. Hah, yeah, it is ah. By
the way, you know what Kamala does, which I've noticed. Listen,
she goes listen, Comma la la, and that is how
you Republicans. But anyway, Yeah, so, Lady Gaga says, don't
expect to hear a trained singer because Lee is not that.

(09:25):
So how would she know how to breathe correctly? Which
is a question I can't answer. I don't know. I
don't know about Lee's training. Oh yes, and I'm excited
to learn. I want to find out. Yeah, what do
you mean in terms of the of the it's kind

(09:46):
of the thing of like, oh, well, Sally Bulls is
supposed to be bad. It's like, no, that's how you
that's how you like justify casting someone who can't really
sing because they're a star. By the way, I just
saw Cabaret last night. Oh how it was Marty Aka
as you might know her, Marsha Marshall, Marshay honest, he's
going up Monday's. Yeah, fantastic. I am so excited. In fact,

(10:08):
I was d ming with with Marshall. Marshall Marshall, oh
my god, and what they gave me the dates for
that they're doing, because I would rather. I mean, this
is not Strae. I just want to love Eddie. But
but Marcia Marty as EMC is wowie zowie. I can't
wait to see it. I saw it in the West
Sim with Jake Sheers. It was good, Oh, Jake, I mean,
these are these are some of our great queer These

(10:29):
are some of our great gays. Are great gays, musically talented,
great gays. And Gail Rankin wowee zouie. Yeah is wowie thatwie?
I think that's coming, that's rising and I don't I
don't care what y'all have to say. I'm Gail Rankin standing, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Still about you.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
No higher compliment, Gail Rankin. Is there a little Frank
Gillespie coded was?

Speaker 6 (10:53):
I was?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I was watching her going really something Frank lespie about
this Lesbie New York comedy legend. This is a high,
high praise, one of my favorite piece. And if you
don't know now you're not. You know, I'm so happy
you saw it and android it. I did they do
the sort of in the West End with the cabaret.
What they did was it was like you it was
at the literal. It was like very it was like immersive,
the three levels. You go downstairs and they put a

(11:15):
sticker refhone. It felt very burg. I was like, it's
like we're in Berlin. Oh wait, yeah, that's right, the
whole vibe and it was lovely, so great. Bb new Earth,
Oh my god, I forgot that BB was bb bb
BB was the was the Schneider Yeah, Schneider, Schneider so good.
Oh my god, being newer, the cheers legend.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Of the most interesting.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's a great role. It's it's such a shame it's
not in the film because to me, that's like the
emotional Yes, the film is so different. Film is so different.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I remember I saw the film in college and I
was like, oh cool.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
And then I saw the musical years later, like study
and I went to see the Alan comming Michelle Hynes
one and the stage version is just so much more
explicit about how dark it is and really about how
it is quite frankly about the rise of the Nazi
and it has to be said the viymar oh, the
viy maar. But yeah, no, the film, the film isn't

(12:16):
like dark Yeah, oh my god, allge what's eight times one?
What's what?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
What's eight times one?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Hold on eight? Good? Now we got off track. Okay,
so gaga, now fully you know what. There's gonna be
so much fully of d to come. Let's give respect
to the real moment of the opening ceremonies. You're talking
about that Challengers coded moment where there's three people kind
of word the library and then want to go fuck

(12:49):
in the room. No, I know, I know that's what
you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I mean, I imagine I was more.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Upset about that, not that there's anything to be upset about,
but it's like, okay, well then you have to like
study the whole text and be like, well, there's two
guys trying to fuck like it's like grow up, oh
bowen the Royal Day, the Royal Day robot something. I
want them to scan? Can you just at least scan
before you come, Scan before you In the words of
Kamala in a time when we didn't like her, do

(13:15):
not come, Do not come. Do not come. Well, let's
not bring that up. You're right, okay, I am I
derailing everything. Sorry, Kamala, we got to talk about the border.
By the way, Provincetown is so the voters here, it's
a slam dunk for Kamala. Provincetown, Massachusetts is breaking hard
for Kamala. Harris just here, No, no, trust me when
I say this this town's going blue. It's actually the

(13:38):
culture number ninety eight. When I say this is going blue,
I mean literally shop or stealing watercolor portraits of Kamala
in this one. Sure.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
The like lesbian store we went to it was Bowen.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
We are definitely strolling down the streets to that store
and you have to see all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
We bought Jerred a Kamala shirt for his birthday. Well,
the gays love her.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
She rushed to the courthouse to marry these folks in California.
She's she's been there. Yeah, I think right now about
that first campaign manager Milks was Harvey Milks, and that
man actually passed away of AIDS. Yeah, but yeah no.
And she's from San Francisco. I mean, like I worked
in San Francisco. Like she's connected, she's gay, she's gay.

(14:27):
Her laugh is gay? Can I say stop teasing commalo?
Because of the laugh? I like what laugh is iconic?
Laugh is iconic? Oh my god, the laugh is so fun. Anyway,
I was, I was going to bring up of course
you were, let's talk about Selene.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
How did you feel? What was going through your mind?

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I was on a plane, that's my life, so I was.
My leg has never been more restless. I was like,
I need to see and.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
This is this is when you're not getting live TV
on the plane.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I know that I don't think so many Delta first,
while still waiting on my three sixty membership, I invite
I shouldn't be so entitled. Well are you? Do you
feel entitled because you have the miles to to know? Well,
because the miles are five million, which is crazy. Quite
you automatically get an invitation if you get hit five million.
Well that's crazy. I wonder why I was invited because

(15:17):
you slay three sixty when I ran the Mariadia. Look
at you see now the Delta did not. This is
this is one thing that I'll give Jet Blue. They
got live life, they got live TV. And sometimes and
for a moment like this, for Celine Dion's return to singing. Hmm,
I would have loved that, but alas a lack. But

(15:37):
first thing I did when I got off the plane,
when I did planned, was pull up that yeah, that
video and my watching that, watching that, I I have
never been more emotional. The last time I was just
emotional was well, the last time I was this emotional
was was her videos announcing that she had Yes. I mean, honestly,
it was one of those things where I think in
our group chat Lewis Fertel was like it felt like

(15:58):
the lou Gary I'm the luckiest man in the face
of the Earth moment, like, but like with that element
of performance that obviously that moment couldn't have just on
the Eiffel Tower. It just truly stunning, especially when you
look at those photos that they're digging up now of her,
like being photographed as a young girl in front of
the Eiffel Tower, her dream having always been to sing there.

(16:18):
You know, her saying recently in that documentary that her
life's work is singing. It is her purpose and she's
when she said I will sing again, and just to
see her, I was watch streaming it live. I woke
up at like ten in the morning. It was a
long opening ceremony. She long so a lot. I was
gonna say, I don't know about this, the rip now situation.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
I like a.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Stadium, sue me, sue me, I like a stadium. Yes, yeah,
that was It was not ideal. Like also the French,
the locals fucking hated it because they couldn't get to
the other side. I have so many concerns about how
they're going to legist. I don't know how it is
logistically feasible to have the Olympics in twenty twenty eight

(17:04):
in Los Angeles, California. Oh, there's no way. I'm around
because it's like a Tuesday at one and it's not
tenable on the one on one Sometimes I'm like, what
the fuck is going on? How the hell are we
going to invite the world here? How don't know, it
doesn't make any sense. But yeah, so apparently Frances pissed off.
But again back to Selene, just watching her not even

(17:27):
just get through it, which I was.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was worried about her getting through.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I was also nervous that they had announced it prior
because I'm like, think about the stress that must be
put on that I mean, if you're performing anywhere in
public for her, and right now it would be difficult,
let alone the most public performance probably in the world
of her career probably.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Maybe, but not only that.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
She was amazing, sounded like Selene, sounded like Selene, gestured
like Selene. Oh yeah, I just felt so familiar.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Do you watched the documentary?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well, you told me you were first person to tell
me how rough it was, how rough and sad it was.
And I was like, I can't handle it, like I experience.
I'm not getting anywhere near that.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
In the culture that's like mom like sleep.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, yes, No one wants to watch international idea growing
up in Quebec. It's like she is God like I
That's why, Like watching the video of her announcing SPS,
I was just like, I'm not I'm not a crier.
I burst into tears. I was like, no, no, I
can't handle this.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Yeah, I can't. I'll crawl.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
And also, you know, just like how strong she's had
to be, like with the you know, loss of her husband,
et cetera. Just you know the amount of pressure that
it takes to be that kind of person for as
long as she's been that kind of person, like she's
a full blown international icon in industry, maybe one of
the last ones where it's like actually possible to be

(18:58):
that famous and that respected and that beloved in that way.
Like just so that was fucking triumph triumphant is just
putting it mildly in the words of Mandy Andy Moore,
of fake Mandy Moore, Yeah, of yeah, of the of
the Mandy Moore imposter of the perfect Blue Mandy Moore.
Just like when when there was that break in the

(19:19):
music and she was like swelling with pride and like
hope and like I don't know if it was joy
or whatever she was experiencing. Was So that's what the
Olympics were all about. Say that it is the human
spirit coming to a ground swell. Yeah, gathering in one place,
the best of the world, everyone celebrating each other's ability.

(19:43):
I'm sorry. I love the Olympics. I always You are amazing.
You are amazing. You are so amazing, you are incredible.
Way that you speak is so beautiful. You are amazing. Queen.
I learned from the best, and they're right here in
front of me. I'm inspired by y'all every day. Now,

(20:09):
what else is going on? In the words of Cynthia Bailey.
Oh is it? Oh my god, if you know anything,
you know that Celine Dion's top song on streaming. I
think is of course imperfections. Uh, the last album Courage,
it's one of the hung on my own. It's so funny.

(20:34):
It's actually nominated for Record of the Year next year.
This is it's actually this is just this No, no,
I actually I actually know because but this is this
is making up for the huge snub that it was
never sung in Titanique.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I'm just saying, like it's been snubbed.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I'm literally getting breaking news like I'm being told by
the voters that it's already nominated for Record of the
Year next year. Last school Raci's culture word the voters.
The voters are so you know, it's too long a
story to get into action. Is going to open the show?
That's not an opener. I would say maybe that's one
with Josh and Aaron. We'll talk. That's really good. I'm

(21:14):
partial too, And this isn't titany Thank god, thank god?

Speaker 7 (21:18):
This right.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But it's it's it's it's it's underrated. Is taking chances? Oh,
don't even talk to me about taking such about your
life so much. But yes, a really good Glee cover,
Liam that Liam Michelle.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Can we talk about another great Glee cover? Is Lee
Michelle doing Rihanna episode.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Take About Take a Beow? Oh my god. No, First
of all, don't talk to me about Liam Michelle's talent, don't,
Liam Michelle. That's a talented young girl. It's actually a
really coach at number forty, Liam Michelle, that's a talented
young girl. I understand. People have their thoughts and their feelings.
I we got to talk about Glee covers, remember, and
we are again? And that that first mashup episode where

(22:05):
the girls did walking on Sunshine into Halo? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love that.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
And then what did they drink? Like a cold brew
or something?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
What did they have the bit of the episode? What
was it they drank like they drink crazy? That yeah,
Murphy as that was. That's how they broke that episode
of comedic television. The girls drink energy drinks and sing
a Halo comedic break. I miss TV.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Comparinga to Michelle right now.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh really, girl, they're saying it's like, oh my god,
Biden was Beanie? Are you serious? Is this what gay
twitter is talking about? Well? Beanie's Beanie's approval rating was
actually twenty six percent nationally, and Beanie was Beanie was
not gonna win Michigan. Oh my god, she came in

(22:56):
and she saved the country with that, you know. But
when and I were there the second night, the second
night we went to go see Funny Girl. No, it
was second night of Actually I bought a ticket to
my mother, like and my aunt obsessed with Funny Girl
growing up, and I bought a ticket to see Beanie.
And Beanie had called out, which I guess she was
doing quite a bit at that time, because it was
I think it was tough. But then I was like,

(23:18):
I wish I had waited, because when we saw Liam Michelle,
she fucking tore it up. And I mean, I'm telling you,
and I'm not just talking about that. I am talking
about take a bow. I am talking about taking chances. O,
my god, taking chances in the pilot of Glee. Okay,
it's in the pilot. Yes, it's when Lia Michelle walks
up to the sign. And yes, you're right, Yes, that's

(23:39):
a great pilot. If one that one thing you must
give pilot executes a pilot the only way you should
which is perfection. And Jane Lynch, what a star, what
a what a what a great turn my face also
a funny girl. But Brett Scurry of students, Leah was coming. Well,

(24:02):
now you hear what she says. She says she wished
she had stayed in the show. I said Tolba felt
would like a word. Let let toll the cook. It's
actually really culture number eighty Totova show would like a word,
and hey, let the books.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Walking dead, Miss Tva stepped onto sets. Oh everybody knows
who's mayor?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, oh, everybody know who's Rachel Bloom's mother and crazy
ex girlfriend. Tovah Really Toba books, Toba's She should get
Tobah books.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
She has no problem working.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
You know, Tovah has no problem work.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's a rule of culture. That's rule of no culture
number forty seven total has no problem working. I didn't.
I did not know that. No, I can I say.
It's the most disgusting, twisted show I've ever Are you
watching Fallout? Have you seen Fallout?

Speaker 5 (24:52):
EPI?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I just I'm on the second last episode. I'm obsessed
with Fallout. Multiple nominations, Well yes, I was like clocked
it early it's I just I can see it in
the future. But when's going up to Ela Pernell and
they're having a moment at the Emmys and I, oh,
she's she's pretty and Slaton yellow jacket and she's a

(25:13):
stunning jar.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
What's Belgravia? Amazon Girl reviewed viciously in The Guardian. The
review begins, oh no, this was the most the most
savage line of any review in history is the first
line of black Well. Julian Fellows has been typing again.

(25:40):
It was so savage for an hour. That's Jimmy Glick level.
That is, someone's got to write someone's no, no, no, oh,
someone's been writing. This is a Jimmy House oh period.

(26:01):
We might we might have Jimmy Jimmy Knight. Yeah, we
might need Jiminy Knight. Yeah, we love Jiminy. Martin Short.
This the heterosexual that you are. Oh yeah, he's one
of our best.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Incredible.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
If if every man was like a gay, straight whatever
was like Martin Short, there would be no war. Yeah,
it would be funny. Ass Canadians down. I have a
feeling he's voting blue. I have a feeling I think
he's voting blue. I think he's KHive. I think he's
just he's almost as ka hive as these Province down folks.

(26:37):
And I'm telling you these Province down folks are really
in the can for Kamala. I know he has a
T shirt, silk screen the way of this merchant.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Oh, someone's trying to dig for some tea?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay? Is that? No, we can't well, we can't speculate
and gossip on Lost Coach anymore. Might have the times
of change. Remember when they used to say whatever the
fuck they want on it? Now now the press anything. Oh,
speaking of which, there's someone at e W fucking who
don't do this. No, No, I don't care who's listening

(27:10):
to this podcast mining every little thing I have to
say about SNL. I really fucking hate what they do
over there with me. Stop it, stop it. I pulled, No,
I pulled out of a round table because I was like, no,
you're not getting me. Don't fucking take my words out
of context when I talk about my job. You did
take them out of context. You got absolutely guess what
e W like. There's pick up there like people fucking

(27:32):
like turn out on this and then fucking and the
next thing. No, Ben Shapiro is sharing my quotes on
his Facebook, and now all these fucking Maga, fucking assholes
are like commenting on my ship whatever I'm like, and
I'm sorry, I hate Maga. I really like this cheeto.
I don't like that that cheato. That cheeto in office?

(27:54):
What rule culture was that seven? Real coach number seven?
I hate that. I like that cheeto. I don't want
him back in office at all. And you know what
quote me e w okay, I said it with my chest.
I don't like that cheeto at all.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Like Taylor says, my job speaking.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
To conservative like voices. Did you notice that Megan Kelly
went back to her Fox News hair? I feel I'm
not keeping up? Okay, so have you been tracking the hair?
First of all, I'm not remembering. I'm the only one
keeping up. I remember. One of House and I's big

(28:34):
arguments is whether the movie Bombshell is good because he's
he's never but you never. You love Nicole so much, n.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
She's wearing a wig.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, the entire film, and they're all happy Nicole went
through hell for that film was Madonna boot Camp.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
And the only thing I will say is, you know,
like whatever, whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay, Margot was neutral. You know what I think Bombshell is.
It's an interesting watch. I didn't think it was a
bad movie. I thought it was like surprising that it
got oscared. Track was not so bad at all to
make a movie about that place.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
It was James Cameron and we needed his eye on
this situation. The seed Bear. It's Jay Roach, It's j
Roach Road. Yeah, yeah it was. It was all right.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
But anyway, No, I've been I've been watching Kelly.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I didn't. I haven't watching almost any Megan Kelly because
I know what what was it that I saw? Oh,
this is what I wanted to say. Because Mayor Pete
which I'll still call him, has been on Fox News
a lot. He's been all rushing it and can I
say something to the people at Fox News And you're
not listening, but I just want to throw this out there.
The thing is like, every time you invite him on there,

(30:06):
you truly play yourself because you guys look so dumb.
And also you have to understand whoever is in HMU
at Fox News is beating his face to hell. That
man's skin on Fox News is nuts and his hair
has never looked better. He's like, oh, he looks like
he's looking like stud I think he brings his own hmu.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
You think that Mayor Pete has his own age.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I think if you're in the cabinet, you got hmu.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
I mean, let me tell you. I think Chasten knows
a few things around the makeup counter and.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
He's taking hair care of I'm just saying, like when
you when you go on a thing like the Today
Show or whatever, like you, you usually don't bring your
own groom. I bring my own.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Okay, did I bring Did Jessica come with me?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes? Jessica came with you to Today's show to beat
me for I remember, just that's the skin is really
skinny and I don't know what, but it's looking red now.
And you think he has join.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Phillips looking more ready for camera. And it's because those
Fox News girls bringing them.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
On because I guess they have their edge lords.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
They literally have like a.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Fetish of being humiliated because the girl is beating them down.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah. You could actually see in this one last interview
he did, the woman was interviewing him like dragon drop
Fox News blonde host and he was like running train
on her eyes and you could see in her eyes
a little bit that she was she was elements, she
was turned on by it. I think they do like it,
That's what I'm saying. It's like, and I think like
it must be getting through to some people because he's

(31:41):
constantly there. I wonder if people call in and they're like, oh,
that Mayor Pete. He really annoys us, but like they
love it drives a viewership or something. I don't know.
I need to know if he brings his own grooming.
I think he probably does. Really. I think he was
on Daily Show and I think he kind of had
the same be We cannot talk about may Or peats makeup.

(32:01):
I mean I think we are, and I actually think
this is the only podcast that we'll talk about Mayor
Pete's grooming, Okay, and I mean the mangang as in
HMU not grooming like our favorite activity conversation. It's so funny.
Let's I think we should have that conversation word pea time.
Right now, it's family a week, which is a huge

(32:21):
loo boom groom bitch just s you can't catch me
boom groom grooming all these children and now aw is
coming for us on that one. Hey ew we have
your number Entertainment Weekly. Yang admits grooming proclivities on lost
cultury stuff. The SNL star really minted three time Emmy nominee.

(32:43):
Actually get it right, stop anyway, you know what I'm
also loving, I'm like getting on Reservation Dogs finally. Oh yeah, yeah,
I heard it's good. Oh my god, the show it

(33:04):
just did really well, I mean last season. But they
had just gotten on me. Oh my god, fabulous. I'm
one of those stupid I'm like, for some reason, I'm
like waking up to f X on Hulu. I don't
think so. I mean, I'm I'm first of all, I
want to tell you something. There was no bigger fan

(33:25):
of Hulu is a teacher than me. Matt Rogers, thank you,
thank you girl. A teacher more like a show? Yeah, Eli,
Ma say it louder. It might be a culture. Although
you're you're you don't think that's true. No, I'm I'm

(33:45):
just like, I'm really I'm clutching my pearls. Yeah, why
are we all like ganging up on Rooney all of
a sudden, No one was ganging up. No one was
ganging up. And here's the thing, it's not a gang
up on Rooney just to give Kate Mara one single
flower and people don't give her one single But I'm
sorry it was a gang because Charleston was saying she's

(34:07):
that y'all were saying she was the elite Mara and
so that's a gang up out of my girl. It's
not a gang up on It's first of all, people
might listen to this podcast and be like, Bowen Yang
is the elite talent. They might No one it's not
a gang up on me. One is saying that, by
the way. That's the they're all saying that for us
still like totally like like like fucking blow pass Rooney.

(34:27):
It's like she gave you the social network and girl
with the dragon tattoo, and then she was in Carol
like the she she can do it all. She was
also in her her erasure and it happens way more
than anyone knows what's happening in small towns across America.
They're erasing the movie he Rooney and her. You see
you didn't even remember that she was in it. She
plays Joaquin's ex. Oh yeah, I know, I remember. I

(34:48):
saw that movie twice. I loved her. I loved her
girl Dragon tattoo, and I think I saw that twice too,
Carol flung out of space, Carold. I'm gonna say two
words again, A teacher, A teacher, Oh sure, sure, sure
sure shirt No, Kate Mara can give you everything first

(35:12):
of all, two words a teacher. But here's another two words,
Broke Back Mountain, bitch. And people forget about the supporting
women in Broke Back Mountain. They don't forget about Michelle Williams.
She gets spoken about in that movie. Anne Hathaway was
just as good as Michelle Williams in that movie. Linda
CARTERLINI listened to me right now kills It and Broke

(35:32):
Back Mountain and Kate Marrat and that last scene with
with Heath Ledger after she leaves and she says she's
getting married and he's like a brother, and then she
leaves and he goes to his closet and pulls out
Jack Twist the old shirt and says.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Jack oswerr, you got nasty, Jack nasty.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I know we we love both maras equally in this house.
I just have to I don't think you know what
we said. And I love movies there period, Cake, I
love pie clearly Childen's like over there just loving cake.
They were a cake boy under the Bridge. Oh yeah,

(36:16):
I gotta get into that one. Uh for words, the
girl from Playtonville I had, I was worried there about
playing And is that the elite Spanning You're saying ell
is the elite Fanning right now? Well that was that,
that was the big breakout and said, I mean el

(36:37):
Fanning and the Beguiles period. Okay. Interesting. First of all,
they stuck Dakota on that goddamn spooky show. What was
the show mister Koda was on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
and then like I think she was on There's a
Scary Show with Josh Hartnett. Remember how Dakota was Penny dreadful?

(37:07):
Can we can we talk for a second about Dakota
in War of the World? We can? She was amazing,
She was incredible. Was the child actor for She's a
She's a Screen Actress Guild nominee as an individual for
I Am Sam. No one talks about it, No one talks.
I think Dakota is going to be a huge nominations
leader next year at Culture Awards. Oh my god, you

(37:29):
know what. I haven't watched it, and I do feel
badly about this, but I need to watch it. Is Ripley,
Oh yeah, I have to just sit down and clean
it and knock it out because I heard its spectacular
and we love Andy. We love Andy. I'm sure he
do You think he ever goes by Andy Andrew Scott
all the time every day, you guys think, I think
I would have to call a band. Oh my god, God,

(37:54):
it's like Provincetown is rubbing off on these gay guys
all around us, so beautiful. Have you watched it yet?

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Yes, you think it's stunning, totally different take because I
have to say, like, for me, the talented mister Ripley
is like a top ten Yeah yeah, and Gwyneth is
so iconic the mainstream scene.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
It's incredible, and I.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Think, yeah, dude, jud lost perfect previous and human males
looked on ever.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
But this is a different take.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's very dark, and Ripley is not as innocent and
that he is sure Machiavelli and like dark, dark work
and Andrews. Of course he's a total star. But the
way it shot, it's giving Francis hat, it's giving. It's
very yes, because Francis has a very light movie, very
light films. Greta is everywhere you look.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I have to see Francis. Actually I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
It's great. Yeah, I love drivers, really good in its MISSI.
I went to see Mistress America by myself one Thanksgiving
at the Mine in Colorado. I was like, I guess
I'm seeing this fucking gay ass movie. I guess I'm
Lola Kirk.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Is she eliot Kirk?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Wait, no, Lola Kirk is not the elite Kirk. I'm not.
I'm not talking about this.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
She did what.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Oh yes, even hard to break down.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
No, but she did do that. That's the thing we
have to now. Jared just walked back in from the gym,
brag and you have to break a tie. Who is
the elite Mara? Come say it, sister Namara's sister. Who
is the elite Mara's sister? He hasn't seen a teacher, which,
by the way, I'm not saying Rooney is the elite Mara.

(39:54):
I'm saying, you guys cannot fucking steamroll ruin me like
that by saying Kate is just to go back.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
To look real quick.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
She has a band and is a singer, and I
saw her at the German pavilion got sheer haul in
Ridgewood and she tore.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Okay, speaking of the word singer, did you see Sabrina
Carpenter's fragrance ad cherry cherry Baby, cherry Baby. She walks
over to a cherry, puts the stem in her mouth,
takes it out and it's a little heart shape and
she winks at the camera and then it says cherry Baby,
the new fragrance from Sabrina Carpenter. And I said, if
you don't smell like cherry baby this fall, I'm not
talking to you. We certainly aren't going on a second

(40:31):
date if you haven't sprits cherry baby on your on
your little cherry babies on your ballsack. Yeah, they're not
going in my mouth. Yeah no, listen, here's what I'll say.
Take that. This is what I'm going to pitch. I
know Sabrina is probably gonna be the one doing the
ads for cherry Baby the fragrance Bone and I would
love to help. We would love to be involved in
cherry Baby ads. If you guys want us to come

(40:51):
just do a quick cameo and any cherry Baby ads like,
we would love to do that, and really Sabrina anyway
you want to collaborate with us, not not know though,
like recently Matt and I have turned down some opportunities
with some girlies with Perfume Agency exactly. Well, listen, we've

(41:15):
had a spirited conversation about so many things in culture,
and now it's time for the I don't think so
honey Olympic. This is going to be just like the
regular segment, except we have three incredible people here who
are gonna all give their thoughts in the form of
an I don't think so honey, which us our one
minute segment where we ran to get something in culture
that we just don't like so much. But first, but

(41:37):
first coffee. Now, but first we'll do it. We'll go right,
I love but first coffee, First coffee, Bring it back,
bring it back. I think it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Do you think Province sounds going blue for in the election?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, okay, we have to take you to that lesbian
store too. You're gonna be in heaven, all right. So
this is I don't think so honey, and I do
have something you want to tie me? Okay, yeah, this
is Matt Roders. I don't think Sony's time starts now.
I don't think so, honey. It is a huge issue
in the gay community. When they give you your prep
and it's in the pack. No, it's in this thing.
What would you call it. It's like a pamphlet. It's

(42:11):
like a booklet of prep and not a little pill bottle.
Look go, Jared, look, go get it. This is literally
how they give out your your prep. Now, it's like,
how the hell am I supposed to travel with this?
What is wrong? It's Model actter birth control, which, by
the way, that's inconvenience. Hell, that is not the right equivalent.
This is ridiculous. I first of all, I'm a gay.

(42:32):
I'm gonna go. I gotta get places. This is impossible
to pack big custom this is crazy. First of all,
why wouldn't you put pills in pill bottles? I know
I'm talking to my sisters now when I say this.
There is nothing better about seconds than the way it was.
We need to go back to before, and I'm talking
about everything in this country. The discourse is toxic. We

(42:53):
need to go back to the way we used to
speak to each other, the old town values. We need
prep in pill bottles, and that's old town values. Old
town values, prep and pill bottles. All right, I miss
I missed the old days where I got my prep
in pill bottle. Well, okay, coming right up, so put
the clock on.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Okay, he's coming right up.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
This is bowing yangs. I don't think so honey. His
time starts now. I don't think so honey. The prep
pill bottles because I'm still on that stuff. And why
they got to put a cotton ball in there? Yeah,
every time I'm opening my new prep bottle, I gotta
make my fingers a tweezer and pinch a little cotton
ball out what so it doesn't clack clack clack in
my job? Kid, I don't give a fuck. I want

(43:35):
people to know that I'm fucking and sucking. Okay, And
and yeah, I'll take two if if if I forgot extra,
if I got an ex strip breeding, if you breed
someone looks a little dangerous, you got top two Part two.
I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey.
These over eager tops up there. Who Yeah, I get it.
My hole is amazing. If I say maybe not tonight,

(43:59):
don't don't don't try to keep jockeying in there, fifteen seconds.
I go, I was literally about to stop this guy
this week and be like I was gonna say the word.
Are you ready for this dude in the middle of sex.
Can you imagine someone saying that, or you saying that
to anyone?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
The word?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I can imagine, dude, five seconds. It's not gonna happen tonight. No,
I get out of there. And that is kind of
your your tone, the line that's one minute. Here's what
I'll say. You're in the right town. There's a lot
of top sure, but they take no for an answer.
They take no for an answer. They better because otherwise
we might be getting in it. You might have a

(44:36):
fucking problem with me. Yeah, you don't want a problem
with Bowen Yang and Pete Town. You don't, you know?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
For the environment?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
No, what is the thing with the cotton in any
in any bottle of medication?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I ask you, my pre my, I'm sorry, I forgot,
but what guy doesn't hotness from a flower and not
an animal? I'm the lamily is coming for me. The
lamily is officially eight year ass girl chewed your ass out? Rather,
why is there those little cottons and pills? I think
to prevent the pills from breaking if they hit the

(45:15):
wall of the Jesus Christ. So I'm saying, yes, let's
go back to the bottle, but let's not keep the
let's take the cotton ball out. I'm just saying, shake
my pills next, Lisa New Lisa from Tamekula just dropped
shake my pills like it's fucking thick. This is it's

(45:36):
a brochure, It's a cheese kicked doctor. Can I tell
you something. This is the first time I'm seeing this.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Essentially, it's a reminder I'm gonna take my pill now.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
By the way, men, you can't I respect the hell
out of y'all keep sending Oh I love babe, look
at that. I have it on display. The bum bomb.
Hello bitch.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
The bum bomb goes so hard the bumbob people people go, oh, no,
we can't.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
What are you say? Jared is doing an impression of
someone We went on vacation. We did meet someone on
vacation who we were talking to them and then they
got their passport out and.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
She might listen, that's okay, her passport was.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It was like looney Tunes. Well no, because the thing
is like we were just standing there like completely still
there was no movement at all, and she like had
her passport in her hands and then out of nowhere
this like it was like I was like a slapstick moment.
It was slapstick. It was Charlie motherfucking Chaplin, which is

(46:43):
not slapstick. I know, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Is he not slapstick?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I don't. I don't think he's technically considered slapstick. Well
damn uh oh no he is slapstick. Teach towards me. No, no, no, no, no,
Charlie Chaplin is slapstick a teacher towards me into the
best way, not in the evil groomer way that Kate
Mara is so expertly portrayed. She was so brilliant as
a groomer, and that show Kate maara Is Grooming was

(47:07):
so convincing other than Julian's. Oh, Julianne Juliante had some
good groommage. She did great grooming in May December. Yeah,
let's be real, thank you, I'm not dealing with this
kid Mara.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I also have to say Kate has not turned in
a performance that's nearly as good as either Carol or
Girl with the Dragon.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Time you didn't watch a teacher and so you don't
have a leg to stand on. It's my birthday. I
won't be spoken to like her episode who could forget?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
One's ever been better when being pushed in front of
a train? Period?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh please her that her claimed the same spoiler alert
different Taylor was amazing in Amsterdam. Yeah, now I'm sorry.
Rachel mccallams is the best getting pushed. It just being
hit by a large Oh shu shuh shushure, Harry, that's

(48:12):
what that moment is. I'm gonna chase my prep pill
with my Heineken while you announced Jared Frieder, this is
Jared Fraeder's I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Okay, So this goes out to logan logan, we love you.
This is basically my cousin Rachel Strikers. I don't think so, honey,
which is I don't think so, honey. Pediatric cancer out
of all cancer research funding only four percent, only four
percent of pediatric cancer, So fucked up. We need to
donate to pediatric cancer to stop it. And on that,
on that same limb, I don't think so, honey. Brooks

(48:43):
from season ten of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Oh big cancer, my watch it, watch it, dig yourself
a bigger gray biggie, dig it.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Take seconds. I don't think so, honey. Shannon Bador never
coming on this podcast yet.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
We gotta get her on. Oh, we gotta get on
the pod. It needs to happen in an Archie, her dog,
Shan an Archie together. I envisioned two more mics at
this table. Everyone we're huddling around talking about when Brooks
fake fifteen. I don't think so, honey, cancer, and I
think that that is something that we all should be
discussing for the rest of town.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Okay, five seconds. Do you want to do one more?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
And thank you to all my homies out there, Andy,
Jared and to all his homies out there.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Love you logan. Yeah. I mean that's a very spirited,
very spirited one, and it dovetailed perfectly into pop culture.
I had to I love that. Did you know, yes,
did you know that Jared watches The Real Housewives of
Orange County Reunion Part three every night before he goes

(49:47):
to bed? And do we mean every night every I
don't until I app that you told me about all
which we which we which we've loved. I loved so much.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
I love the soundscape of Vicky Gumlinson screaming.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Come on, house, get over here, it's time to do.
I don't think so, honey, Patrick Rogers. I don't you
guys are going to be introduced to Charlton last because
you haven't met him yet. Charlton has a big debut
and I asked if he had anything to say, and
he said always always all right, So here comes house.
You want to count him down? This is Patrick Rogers
house is I don't think so, honey. As time starts now.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
Speaking of important messages, According to the director of Retail
Business Development, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty is not a cat.
She's actually a little girl raised in the suburbs of London.
I don't think so, honey, a cat girl. Quit this narrative.
I'm so sick of hearing about how this is a

(50:43):
little girl. This is not Abigail Breslian. This bitch has
been dressed like a.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Cat since I was born.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
She's always been a cat. Hold on, hold, no, no, no,
do you see they attack me?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
They attacked my belief because they know how important message
this is.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
This is a cat who's going about her business, and
she does not need to be fifteen seconded and just
saying that she's a human. If you've ever met a cat,
you know they do not want to be associated with
human beings. Now, File has always been a cat, she
will always be a cat. And I don't want this
narrative to continue for another second.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
And that's one minute. I want you to know less.
Wait about first of all, First of all, you're when
you type in is hello into Google kit, the first
thing is hello kitty a cat? Are you kidding? No?
But it's it's a it's a thing. Yes, I'm sorry
not to this is. This is just to correlate and
be a supplemental material. Celesta and I wrote a whole

(51:45):
sketch about this. Yes, like this is this is This
is still driving us crazy.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
It's an insane conversation that that company will not well,
won't budge.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No, it's it's it's satanic. Sorry Celeste me and please
don't destroy boys. We wrote this Tello Kitty sketch, Kicky Palmer,
I do remember this. It's Charlton Lamb's time. Wait, did
you have something to contribute to the hell? Can you discourse? Oh?
You want to. I just want to say just know that.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Hell, look, Katie's always the cat.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
So thank you always been a good This is Charlton Lamb. Everyone.
It's your honor to meet him today, and I'm very
excited to hear what you got for us. This is
I'm very excited to This is very anticipated for me.
This is Charlton Lambs. I don't think so many time starts.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Now, Hi, Okay, I want to start and say I'm
not really ever on the application grinder. Okay, when I am,
and if you see me on there, please do as
my headline says, and take me on your boat. Yes,
I just want to say I don't think so, honey.
People who post screenshots of people telling them they were

(52:51):
good at set.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Grinder, like it's one of the best holes I never have.
You are so good. It's so weird. Is growing through your.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Album and it's like nude nude and then like a
review of you being good, like some sort of creepy,
nasty Jackie Weaver for your consideration campaign. It's so bizarre
and like also like one thing that is not part
of me whether I want to have sex with you
is if someone else enjoyed having sex with you, Like
that's not part of it.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
It's like am I attracted to you? Are you meetingless data?

Speaker 7 (53:21):
It's like, hey, just even though you think I'm not cute,
just let you know, actually have a four point eight
and turns up blowing and I'm working on raving.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
No, I don't think so that is one minute.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I mean I think we have our winner. We have
our winner, right, I think Charlton has one congratulations congratulations.
I have to say I think we might have seen
the same person because I had never wait, is it
here locally in pizza?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
And then you're busted it's here in pizza. And then
the other thing is like the reply is always the most.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Like thank you so much. Man. I really love that.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I really was working on it, like why.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Is it this way?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
This reminds me of I was a Chinese school one
year and a little kid. It was kind of the
cutest thing, but it was this little kid held up
a blue eyes white dragon card from Yu gi Oh,
a powerful card in Yugo, and just walked around and
just kind of like showed it to everybody. Yeah, let
her let you know status, like letting you know it.
But it's like, well, everyone has that card. But also
it's like everyone's had sex. It's so like, yes, I've

(54:28):
fucked before. It's it would be it's literally like it's
like it is it's posting your own review. It's crazy.
And also it's like, I don't know who do you
guys regularly follow up with trade? Not like not like that,
not like, hey, leave a review would really help me.

(54:49):
It's not the actual podcast totally. Yes, this all being said,
by the way, if you do give us a five
star of you on the podcast app but actually does
help and actually does help. Actually, we've had some crazy
people lately sort of drag us, so please give us
a five star review. It's not that I it's it's

(55:10):
I see it every now and then I'm like, I
wish some of the readers would come through. So give
us a five star review. And I'm so happy. That's
the way that this podcast is going to end. Can
we just thank Charlton Patrick and Freda. It's Jared's birthday
and he's one of our favorites and we love you
very much. Jared Frieder, do you want to say one

(55:31):
more thing to all the homies Jared's fans are called
homies are his fans called homies. Yeah, if you're a
Jared fan, you're a homie to homies, my Dade County dreamers,
all my Dad County dreamers.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I just want to say, I hope you had a
brad summer and vote for Kamala Harris for president.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Thanks Homies, Thanks Homies.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
We end every episode over the.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Song for Rovince Town. We're going to see you didn't
nail the nap. I think it might have been better
the first time, but your effort was spectacular. Bye bye
Last Culture. Reacis is the production by Will Ferrell's Big
Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Executive
produced by Anna Hasnier and Hans Sonni

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Produced by Becker Ramos, edited and mixed by Doug Baby,
moniquea Board and our music is by Henry Komirski.
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