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January 25, 2024 42 mins

Flame Monroe joined by resident flamette Bobbi Clifford unpack the latest in news and politics from the New Hampshire GOP results, Trump, Nikki Haley, Apple (fka Macintosh) 40 year anniversary, the passing of Dexter King, another jailbreak the and much more. Tune in and comment in the socials below. #PoliticalHoshPosh 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:15):
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Speaker 2 (01:23):
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(01:48):
co host is Edith Bunker today. Jesus take the wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Baby. Bobby Cliffer is on one of her Edith or
Rose from the Girl's Moments, and I I'm telling you
she ain't by herself because Trump and Biden both he
forgetting good God, we ain't got there yet. We'll get
to there. Welcome to lat this week's episode of Laft Floor,
Ladies and Gentlemen. Where, Oh my god, the conversation before
this show. You had to be there, you just had

(02:15):
the day be there. But you're here now.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
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miss body Cliff and.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
How you tell how you?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Then?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've been good, TI's I've been pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
What did you do this weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
This past Friday?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I was at the Yamaba Theater Sold That with Tiffany
Hattish and a guy named Andrew Siegel who was very
funny and my one of my musics, Chris Spencer, who
was exceptionally funny and gave me a great praise.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And then listen tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I mean this Friday and said, I'm with Tiffany Hadish
at the Laugh Actor in Covena. I just got that,
geek today. But February second and third, we will be
together taping lastline on the third because I will be
in Hallan, New York at Comedy and the tickets are
almost sold out, so please get your tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And I telling you right now don't bring your cameras.
But bring your pamples because I'm about to cut up
put you out over this weekend. So let's get it
toge out week with both weekends.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
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Speaker 2 (03:15):
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Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, if you ever took a good look at me,
you'd realize, I am I need a double one.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Double why Yeah, Bobby always has that. But we want
to think I produced the mister Hey Aaron and then YID.
We're gonna get right into it because it's been a week,
but we're gonna start off with a little with a
little lightness. What happened by what happened by being the news.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So what's old is new and what's new is old again.
John Stewart is returning to The Daily Show as a
host and is the executive producer. Not a lot of detail,
but that's I think you keep saying, this is such
an important year for politics, so I think having somebody
is razor sharp as him this year. Whether he'll continue

(03:59):
to do it after I I honestly don't know, but
I think I think he's the perfect man for the
job this particular year.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And I love that they gave so many different people
opportunities to and that some of them were really good.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Some of the money careful, but some of them were
really good. I would have loved to get me a
taste of that, a bite out of that. But like
you said, it was old as new.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Was new as old. Tell that to my ass and
to my knees. Good God, they got old and stay old.
I think some Benjamin Buttons used by me.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I have to stand on my head to get my
boobs to fall back into place where they were.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Supposed to God.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
But you know, you never know because when the when
the announcement came out flaying it said he will be
a host. It didn't say the host.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah he's going to be He's so he's going to
be there once a week, so he won't people, but
at least they'll know that he will be the common
balance because he is the middle of the scale, so
he will be the common balance on there to keep
it regulated because he's fantastic at that. He is fantastic
at that job.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
He really is. And I find that he gives me
a kernel of something every time I listen to him.
Bill maher too, and I want to go and I
research it, so he may he gives me a subject
manager I might not have known, or it gives me,
gives me a perspective that I might not have felt
my own way. And I go in and I look
at it, and sometimes I just stand firm and how

(05:22):
I believe, but I appreciated their point. And then other
times I go, yeah, and they got a point. Well.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I love his ways of explaining things.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
It's without it's with passion, but not emotion because he
won't get into the personal.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So I kind of like that.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I think it's kind of smoothe to stay in the
middle because then you still always have a relationship with
all sads. Okay, what else happened by because there was
something else?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, there's a couple. There's so well, not so light
but light but not so light. So Macy's is having layofs.
You know, with the brick and mortar stores, people not
shopping in person as much. They are going to be
laying off about three point five percent for us.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Wait a minute, that ain't like people are gonna be
out of a job.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
So here's the good news with Joe Biden. He's got,
for the love of God, he's got one hundred thousand
new jobs. Every month, So they might be out of Macy's,
but they might go and find something else somewhere else.
The bottom line is they just have to want to work.
You know, if they want to work, there are some
jobs out.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
There for them that don't work anymore. Every place I
have been, especially if they are under thirty five, they
have the job, but they damn sure don't want to work.
I see it. Y'all gonna be mad if you want
to customer service, any kind of service anywhere. Y'all get
an attitude for me asking you directions that we at
the train station and you to conductor, and you're mad
at because I asked you a question, and you'll know.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Where are we going? Where are we going?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
They don't want to.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I know it is It is the truth. I feel
like I remember my mom when she was probably my agent.
I was younger and she taught and I go, God,
she sounds so old. And now I'm to the agent.
I'm like these kids today. I'm saying the same thing
because they just don't want We've done something wrong. I'm
actually blaming us, not the kids, because we we we
made them think they're too good, like there are no

(07:07):
nobody loses any more.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm not taking I'm not taking any of that. Yeah,
I blame y'all because I used to corner man. I
only even there. Maybe No, I'm still yeah, okay, next next,
So the next thing.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is you know, and this is a near and dear
to my heart because I'm choking in it. Joe Biden
got rid of an additional four point nine billion in
student loans, wiping them out for seventy four thousand borrowers, so,
which is terrific. He's got approximately one point seven billion
of aid that's going to twenty nine thousand who are

(07:42):
enrolled in that. Remember we were talking about probably three
or four months ago about that SAVE program. I was
urging everybody to please go in and just see because
all you'd waste is the five minutes to apply. So
he's getting rid of that. He's also getting rid of
forty three thousand, almost forty four thousand borrowers. Is if
they've been they have been working ten years in the

(08:03):
public sector. That's another three point two billion that he's
going to forgive as far as the dollar amount, So
he has been unable to fulfill his campaign pledge of
the ten thousand for everybody, But he's coming in through
the back door. You know, he's got three point seven
million Americans and outstanding debt. Even though we had the

(08:24):
setback with the Supreme Court, he's getting it in there.
So everybody, when you're voting and when you're talking about
he's not doing anything. For the love of God, he is.
It just might not be on your timetable or whatnot,
but he is doing some of the work.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Ain't that wrong.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
We're going through the back door it Jill I tried
to a couple times once, and this what's so sad
about all of these wonderful things that he is doing,
especially with these stud loans, because some of these people
leave college and being dead for the next twenty five
years so can never live successfully. Is these are the
stories that are going unreported because all they want to
talk about is age and how old he is.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
He is doing the job. He is not doing a
press conference each and every day because he is busy
working and doing the job, which is what Bobby just said,
don't just get the job, do the work.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
He's doing the work. Yes, he sees it, but his
mind is sharp. Good guy. Even if y'all vote for
the other one. He's older now than Biden was when
Biden became president. So what is absolutely and he is
obsessed with calling the wrong names. I'm seeing a little
slighter early on says I'm just a big girl.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, let me tell you you're not the only one
that said it. I mean, there is a little something.
There is a little something. I figured we talk about
it during the election. But he kept going on. He
was trying to downplay Nicky Haley, and he kept talking
about or not Nicky Haley. He wanted, he wanted it
to be Nancy Pelosi, but he kept I know, and
not once because we all make that slept. You know,

(09:56):
you hit a certain age. I think it's actually forty,
and you start because you you got too much. You're
weighing on your mind. You've got too much stuff that
you're trying to balance. But he didn't say it once.
He said it about eight times over a five minute period.
He got the wrong name each and every time. So
in the bottom line is, folks, Joe's old, So get
over it. He's the option that we have. He's getting

(10:18):
the work done. His mind as sharp as attack. His
body's just gotten a little frailer. I don't think that
anybody is meant at the age of eighty one or
seventy eight when he first went in right to be
working sixteen hour days. It's going to take a bit
of a toll on you. So he might cleeve out,
might go out looking like the cryptkeeper. But as long
as his mind is sharp. Everybody ages differently. Some people

(10:40):
look at Betty White, she was reading scripts up unto
the age of ninety five, where my aunt, God bless
her eighty one, and she didn't know her name, my
name anybody, by the way, we had the same name.
So everybody ages differently.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
It is oh my god. He I don't care about
his age. Right now, he is not feeble. He is
still able to move.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
And again, like you said, he is our option because
the other one has pretty much laid out a blueprint
of what his plan is. They want, And I don't
know if you guys are listening to it or playing
attention to it, because everybody is so fascinated about whatever
kind of hypnosis they got over y'all, because I don't
understand it, not one bit. I do not, because please
tell me every time y'all keep talking about what he

(11:25):
has done. What has he done politically? I sat up
for the one percent to say the big tax breaks.
Please tell me what he has done for the common man,
because I'm waiting to hear it, because y'all he inviting
about and we are inviting about the border patrol, and
we all have an issue with that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But the border patrol didn't start on Biden's watch. The
last administration said he ran off, I'm building a wall,
and I'm going to have Mexico pay for it. That
wall was six feet tall. The Mexican's got a ladder
that was seven feet and then built the tarto and
the only one a mile and a half. They walked
two miles and went right past that damn fishing. So
where is that at.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
It's so much that that Biden inherited from the last
administration that was not good.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
That he's still on the clean up. But nobody wants
to give him time. Nobody wants They.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Just I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
It's like a it's like a power struggle. He I
don't know, like a voodoo he has over people. Boy,
it's really oh.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Trump, I don't understand it is that. It absolutely is
the truth. I don't. I don't understand what type of
hold he's got to hold over some people. My god,
we were going to get to this after, but what
the hell, will hit it now and we'll move down
the subjects. As far as the election, I was watching,
so we know that yesterday was it was the New

(12:42):
Hampshire primary. We know that Trump won by fifty five percent.
I believe it was fifty five points something. And Haley
was like ten or eleven under She really at this
point should be bowing out, but she's going to stay in.
She said, there are a lot of other states. She's
not a quitter. Bless her heart. During his speech, he

(13:02):
had to knock her down. She had a horrible night.
She did not have a horrible night. She did better
than they thought she was going to do. She had
a fancy dress, and then he was picking on the
dress like he was some schoolyard bully that he didn't
like her dress. Maybe he wanted it, maybe you've got
competition claim. But Tim Scotts was standing behind him with

(13:23):
this ridiculous, big toothed grin, and he should be ashamed
of himself. He was put in office or nominated by
Nikki Haley absolutely no loyalty there, and there is no loyalty,
it seems like in Washington, even on her side, and
then tells Trump publicly, I love you. Ah. I mean

(13:45):
it's discussing him and Vivic Ramaswami. I think each one
take their own butt cheek to hold up.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Baby. I love the fact that you're seeing that about
this guy. You're a full own white woman and you
discussed the bad I was reposed by that myself. But
that shows to me that Trump sees that you have
no loyalty to anybody. So why would I think that
you have loyalty to me? Because he got already got
burned according to him by Mike Pitts. But Mike Pence
followed the constitution. And thank you that Mike Pence had

(14:15):
a conscious and lead followed the Constitution, or I don't
know where we would be right now.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Secondly, he wants to see everybody on everybody. I've watched
his so called success speech, and you're right, he just
he just out of sorts. Black people don't see Tim Scott,
but we understand who exactly who he is. As black people,
we do, we do white people, and every nationality has

(14:42):
their Tim Scott they do. Yes, every nationality has their listen.
We all got one of those or a few of those.
But what we're going to do. I do not believe
they Trump is going to appoint him to be his
VP simply because he has showed his disloyalty publicly towards
Nikki Hayley.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
So why wouldn't I think that you would do that
to me.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I believe that it will be the big Robert Swami
because he is as thirsty as a dry desert and
he will do anything for some shine anything.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So if Trump tell him to shine, he will shine.
That's why I believe He's going to probably pick him
because he needs one that no matter what it goes down,
because if he loses, it's going to be they cheated.
If he wins, it's going to be outrageous and we
are doomed either way because if he lose, absolutely, if
we thought January sixth or something and be ready, if

(15:33):
he wins, people will be more embold than to show pure,
out unadulterated hate and racism towards another people just because
they have a different skin color, because those are the
seeds that they have planted.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
It won't even make a difference from him. If it's
a different skin color, they're just gonna hate if you
have any I mean, I won't even put political signs
in my front yard this time, and I did for Biden.
I won't do it again because you don't know what
type of he'll build. Whack job, because that seems like
the people that really come out for him, God bless them.

(16:06):
You don't know who's going to be throwing a rock
at you as you're coming out of your house. You
know who Tim Scott reminds me of. And this might
not resonate with everybody because I think you have to
be of a certain age. Although it was before you
were in my time, but we certainly watched Leave It
to Beaver reruns. He reminds me of the black Eddie Haskell.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
He ain't got to be back. It was just Eddie
has Schrew. You're right about the.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Say that, but I didn't want people going huh. But
that's what he reminds me of, just a big kiss ass,
you know.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Like, well, whatever power Trump has over people, it's a
whole lot of them.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
You and I discussed this earlier.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
There was that there's a young Savay reporter of CNN
Black gad handsome too.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
He just came with the come on the other night.
I'm sorry, I cannot remember this young man's name.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I can't either, But he.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Really broke it down to say that he was hoping
that they could pick his brain because he don't even understand.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's like a oh my god, it's almost like hypnotic.
It is that.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, he said he wants to study the book the
Mental Health, like all the mental book, like the way
he the psyche Book of Trump, because he wants to
know how he gets the power. He said, you know,
he makes men, generals, other people in his cabinet bend
to his will. How in the world is he doing it?

(17:29):
I don't know. He was really well spoken to, and
I liked he kept it simple. I liked his soul.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That was he.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
They had a sand and clickbait like, you know, a
little clip, but the entire interview was actually very good.
I really liked him, But for the life of me,
I didn't like him enough to pay attention to his name.
I'm little embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
But he was bestause they hit twelve other headlands going
past you trying to look and listen.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, and I'm a certain age. I pay attention.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Y'all know I can't multi task. I'm getting it look
early around over here.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh my god, yeah, I got a little a d D.
I do think that Trump he's going to try and
be a little bit savvier than I think he was
trying with Pence, was trying to get like the evangelical,
uh you know side, because they have there are a
lot of Republicans out there and they have a huge
voting impact. I think he's going to either pick a

(18:28):
black me on so that would be Tim Scott. I
don't know who else it could be, or a woman,
but he doesn't respect a woman. But I think he's
going to be looking for more of a diverse.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Vote, respect anyone period. Yeah, children, good gud. I would
love to see how he talks to it.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I don't think he necessarily talks, so I don't know
if it's going to be a Sarah Howkabi Sanders or
that a Lease Is it Stephanic, you know, or a
Tim Scott or of a vet not.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
The lady from Arizona though, definitely, Oh my god, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, you're thinking whom Marjorie not marriage with Jayla Green.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
You're not talking about her Arizona anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh yes, no, Oh my god, I's like totally blanked
on her name.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
She is him with JJ good god, yeah she is.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I mean she she does wear a pants suit though,
Oh my god, that's going to drive me absolutely crazy.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I do believe he will pick the big Ramaswan because
he needs somebody who would do everything that he says
to do, whether it's legal or not.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
And yeah, yeah, I heard what he said.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
He does not get mad, he gets even first day
he says he wants a dictatorship.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, yeah, no, and yeah, and what's going to happen, people,
So it's not going to just be it's not going
to just be a dictator sheep. It's going to be
that he's going to, like uh we talked about earlier.
He's going to be a person that wants wishes that
usually he's gonna want all of the wishes from the genie.
He's gonna wipe out that constitution. He's gonna totally erase

(20:07):
it so that we are it doesn't come in play anymore,
so he can continue to be that dictator that he
really wants to really wants to bake.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Damn sure, gonna get rid of Obamacare. So for all
you he'll abilities that think that you're on the Affordable
Care Act baby, that is Obamacare. So while you are
you running and doing this. And I'm not gonna just
talk to the hill bilities that live in the hills.
I'm talking to ones that live in because you just
because you live grand and you got an IVY league,
don't make you not be a he'll billy baby.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, And we say that with love. I mean, I
mean lower income is what we're Yeah, the white.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I ain't talking about lower income. I'm talking about he'll billy.
It's a lot of people that act like you, Bill.
They can be rich and they still kind of because
I'm telling you right now, some of y'all ain't gonna
pay attention to what is going on. But he's gonna
do more damage to y'all than that. You just don't
know that.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
They're off to South Carolina, you know, the Palmetto State.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So that that's now that she was the government of
that state. But according to statistics, which ain't always right,
they that he's been faring better than her. But in
her own home state.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well they are because they're real. So she needed new
Hampshire because Nan New Hampshire had more independence and they
were hoping to God that she was going to gather
up that you know that that sector, they're more real
left Republicans and in South Carolina and that is not
her wheelhouse. So uh, we'll we'll see how she does.

(21:43):
She's so far she's not anticipated to win. Now, South
Carolina really helped President Biden the last time, so you
know he's been off he went already. This is the
second time I think this month. So he is he
is off to South Carolina to see if he can

(22:05):
work with them and work with the black voters.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Come back, come back, come back by me, come back.
Good God, she's on a change. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
So yeah, so that's what that's what we'll say.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Well, here's the thing with ninety one federally charges hanging
president charges.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Hanging over this, this former president's hang it. Some states
wanted to take him, remove him from the ballot. If
he has to finally step conceive or step away from that,
wouldn't She automatically says she's the only one in the
race to become the only candidate.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's what I cut. So you just said something that
I've been really it's a it's another thing that's kind
of keeping me up at night.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
You can't drop back in, that's it.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
So what happens, But then if she's if she can't
keep up, like you know, her backer stock coming down,
and she starts losing her money and she can't continues
the she can't continued the fight, right, and she drops out.
And then he let's protect pretend excuse me that one
of these indictments it does lead to something, and there's

(23:12):
actually charges. Where do they go, Like, do you go
to her? Do you go back and say, well, she
was the last one in the race. I mean, he's
already well, that's it, that's it. He's already threatening to
So you know, the other thing that we've all been
talking about is there are a number of states that

(23:34):
are trying to take him off the ballot because they
believe an amendment, the fourteenth Amendment, Section three, and so
the Supreme Court had a couple of weeks ago agreed
to hear that case. But he's almost threatening them, telling
them is going to be chaos and bedlam if states
are allowed to bar him or remove him from the

(23:55):
twenty twenty four for a ballot.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
So wasn't it just another dog? Was so that he
did on January sixth? It is so?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
And if they because in all of these cases that
he's had, he's getting in trouble with the judges because
he can't seemed to keep his lips sipped. So if
the Supreme Court takes this as any type of threat,
like I don't know, I don't what do they do
if if all of their can't do it, If he's
the only he's the lost man standing and there's nobody else.

(24:27):
I would love for somebody. Nobody's been talking about that.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Yeah, well, because nobody wants to say that he's not
going to make it. So everybody walk around on age shields.
I want to get out of that. I'm catching gays
talking about it.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, Immigration, the razor wires, we know, thank god has
come down.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Immigration, we've been talking about it so much. So this
is the other thing that I that I struggle with.
So on day one of President Biden being in office,
literally the first day, he already had a bill that
was all put together and he put it for he
put it forward forward to Congress on immigration, I honestly

(25:09):
don't know. I have read the website, and I was
hoping that they would say, like, literally, he wants forty
billion dollars. He wants you know, it's sort of a
little bit bigger. He's looking for more citizenship for people
who actually can be vetted. I know that he's looking
for a better infrastructure right there on the borderlines, like

(25:32):
more judges and right because the judge can say nope,
you can't come in and literally put them back on
a plane, not to put them back into Mexico, put
them on a plane and get them back to where
they came from. So they're not hanging around and talking
about that inferior wall, just coming in the other side
of it. So naturally, because we're in this political US

(25:53):
and them problem that we're in, I want to know why.
And so the other side, the Republicans don't even want
to look at this for whatever reason. Maybe they think
there's too much money. Why can't they They're supposed to
all be working for the people. Why in the world
are they not using it as a first step, I'm

(26:13):
sure Biden, just like Obamacare. President Obama didn't love Obamacare.
It's when he could get past. Why aren't they Why
aren't they dusting it off, looking at it and say, Okay,
we like this piece, this piece and this piece, and
we got to there's no compromise. Nothing's happening. Instead, everybody's
just screaming that something has to happen and leading these
poor guards on the line for sixteen hours.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh, I was waiting on you say it's a podcast
that phone conversation. Good God, Jesus, good Lord. But I
have no idea.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
It's so many things that I'm being missed publicly because
I think everybody is truly worried. I think people are
bonafide afraid of the aftermath of another four years of Trump,
or if it's four years. I think people are because
he has put out there to be afraid. He made it,
he said. I don't get mad, I get even. So

(27:06):
he has put out right what he is planning on doing.
So if you cross him in any kind of way,
you are increased without a powder one.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So I don't know what. I don't know what people want.
But here again, is he the crazy one?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Or is the people that allow him to get away
with everything that he gets away with, including judges and
everybody else, Are they the crazy one?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I think it's a fifty to fifty hunting. I think.
I think everybody's a little culpable. I'm really disappointed with
us as citizens is the people who are because I'm
not going to say Republicans, because it's not he's got
a base of either thirty percent or forty percent of
the Republicans. They are listening to everything he says. So
when he said to repeat what you had just said

(27:48):
that he doesn't get mad, he gets even They're going, yeah,
like that's great. And the rest the rest of us
are all looking and saying that's a threat. But for
some reason they're not seeing it the same way. Why
they're not voting him out. I'm so disappointed that he's
back where that we have allowed him, as the American people,
to be back in any that close to the power

(28:10):
that next November can be, This November can bring.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
The volumes for the way for the status of America.
It's so loud that it's deafiniting. It is so loud
that it's definitely I agree.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I think we're in We talked about this earlier offline.
I think we're in this reality star TV social media
world where there are keyboard gangsters and the like and
we like to we like what we see. We think
this is terrific. I think if this guy ever ran

(28:44):
in the forties, fifties, sixties or seventies, nobody would even
speak to him. You know, this is deplorable the way
that he that he handles himself.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
But we like this behavior. Yeah, yeah, well we're in
a different time. The girl, let's get off of this
because that's what okay done, I got too okay, yeah,
And I.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Don't want no guess coming through coming through the phone.
I don't like that. So just as a little it's
kind of hard to believe. Forty years ago Apple the
first mac Macintosh was out for twenty five hundred dollars.
Can you imagine? I wanted to look up, but I
didn't have the time what the average pay was. That

(29:21):
had to be like months worth of salary for a man.
You know, forty years ago.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Apple has been making all the money since Apple started.
A good guy, can we come up with some bananas
with some cheerries please? I think I bought some cheerries.
I paused today because somebody got me at the gas station.
I heard you front.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
That is great, that is listen, Steve Jobs and he
rest in peace. And the and what's his name, Bill Gates,
they came over. They just I don't know, some people
just know or have an eye for the future. Now
back then, because I wouldn't follow nothing that VG is
doing right now at all. I have no trust for him.

(30:00):
But back then they had they saw something and them
two college boys did that. And look how successful they are,
Like Bill Gates is one of, if not the richest,
like he number won two or three of the richest
people in the world.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
In college boys. True, but college dropouts. You know, they
dropped out and kept moving, you know they and they
did it. They did it. They were so smart to
begin with that they were even able to do this stuff.
So I don't know, they probably could have taught the
classes never mind, but really impressive. But really, but I
saw that and I went, ah, did you see the

(30:34):
Academy Awards. Jimmy Kimble is going to be doing it
again for the fourth time.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I did see that. By because if you know that,
it is the dream of man. I would love to
host the Carry Awards. I know y'all't I'm not a
y'all radar, but I promise you it'd be a night
that it'd be.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Look, I know we got another night wing I'll never forget,
but but my night would be a bit in a good,
better way. It'll be in a positive, fun way. It'd
be a night to remember. It started with their wardrobe
change alone.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh my god, that would be a start call. I
would love to even see you. We were talking with
the last awards and I would have liked to see
you with the host. I'd love to see you and
Jimmy Kimmel go back and forth. I think that would
be a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, great banter.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, I love the band because he's great at banter, right, So,
and he's really he's raisor sharp like you are, Like
he just comes out with it. So I love that
as well. Uh but but hey, I don't there isn't
a movie. I have to tell you. I've been starting
to feel like super old. There isn't a movie out
there though that I really even know. I never saw Oppenheimer.

(31:33):
Did you have a watch it?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I want to know. But I want to see The
Flower Moon, And I had said I wanted to see
that anyway because Robert de Niro is in it, and
I loved period.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
The one my favorite Robert de Niro is taxing texta.
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I
just I wanted him just to choke me out. Let
me just I just wanted him to choke me out.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
You are so funny. Also, it's actually got to be
come into the elections and something, ladies, we really have
to be working for. Is you know, fifty one years
ago this week was Roby Wade. You know it was,
it was put into action, and we really have to
we really have to, you know, bring that back.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
And as much as they want to be so sexist
in this country and so petrified by a woman being
the president, here's a killer right here. Women are going
to have to save this election. Women are going to
have to save the democracy simply because I think there's
a more women than me and in the world and
especially in the free world because so many people are imprisoning.
But women are going to really have the band together
and save this democracy. And ladies, I'm not I'm a

(32:43):
trans woman. I'm not a biological woman. But for all
of the everybody has the met too movement, and you
are so offended in somebody called you, sweetheart, a baby.
This man has lady said what he can do to
y'all and get away with it, and has done it
and got away with it.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
But y'all voting for him, So it makes me question
my womanhood but yours.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, we've got to do something. I mean, we've said
it a thousand times. Please vote, vote, vote vote something.
Not so not so it's happy as far as we
know who they are. Now that they did find the
body of the two Navy seals, one of them right
here from Massachusetts, so our hearts go out to their families.

(33:23):
They're doing their job, and the one here from mass
was trying to save the other one.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
And those are really bad asses. They had trained for
almost everything, so they were Oh my god, that was
because they were fighters. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
But you don't know, because we'll never know the circumstances,
So you don't know. If there was a rip current,
you know, nobody can. You could be the best, the
best swimmer in the entire universe. If a ripcoming comes,
it's really you can get out of it. But if
in the ocean, I don't know, Like in the middle
of the ocean, I know what it's like. When you're
on the edge. They sleep, you know, swim to the side.
But I don't you have no idea. You don't know

(33:59):
if it was a motor that was God knows. But
unfortunately they both they both drown and they have families.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
I'm they found because it's one thing, that's another thing
to never have that closure. So you always wonder what
happened with the body. Speaking of uh, since we're on
the subject, we lost.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Derek.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
If it was a Derek King, Martin Luther King's son,
may he rest in peace because and from prostate cancer.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And we have talked about that. Yes, I can. I
forget that.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
That's how because when you said Derek, I'm like, I think.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
It was, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
I got mister King one, Martin Luther King. She was
just sixty two years old. Men of color, men period, women,
get your well.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Women. Women can't get there. You don't have a prostate,
but you had to get a ques you could, you
could go and get your well. I'm a trans woman.
Please get your coloring.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Get your prostate exam done from the age of forty
of them, especially if you are people color. Because y'all know,
we like our spicy foods and we like different things
that don't always agree with the body, and sometimes it
seems to.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Move a little faster than us. It is not what
you think. It can be a little invasive work.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
The worst part of it is the preparation before you
have the procedure because you have to, you know, visit
the restroom so many times in the day.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
But out.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, but when you prostate, if you that's what you
get the codasky for to make sure you don't have cancer,
polict and everything in your rectum. Yeah, but when you
have a prostate, and you'll know when you start having
prostatect issues because your your your p flowist your p
flow is different, your orgasm is different. You sometimes suffer

(35:43):
from ED and so you'll notice that in your body.
And then you always think that it's food, but sometimes
it's something else. Don't be afraid to go to the doctor.
Your body is your own machine. And the older you
get you better take care of because once it goes,
it goes. But get it done because and then when
you so many of us found out in the last stage.

(36:04):
I don't know if he found out in the last
stage or if he suffered for it, but once you
found out in stage four, you there's nothing doctors can
do you toast. I hate to say it like that.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
What is the truth? Sad?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
It's sad stuff. I'm glad that his mom wasn't that
his mom wasn't around, because I think it's so hard
to lose a child. So God bless their family. They've
had so much tragedy as it is.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, fellows, get your prostate exam done. Any bad as
you think, just take a shower before you go to
the doctor.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I wanted to allow that. Okay, what were we going about?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
So now they're just a couple of pieces. I don't
know a lot about this one. It may if you've
heard any of anything, chime in. There's a a jail
break in Arkansas. Two guys, uh Noah Roche and uh
ay Tonia Bryant, we're missing from the dub Brazil Adult
Detention Center, So keep your eyes out if you're an

(36:59):
Arkansas people. But I don't know. I don't know what
they're been.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's been quite a few jail breaks.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
It truly makes me feel like, right, somebody has to
be on the instant helping these people get out because
the jails are privatized and they're so secure. But again,
that might be what we said at the top of
the show, lack of people wanted to work. Because you've
got the job does not mean that you want to
do the job.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
No, it doesn't mean that, yeah, that they're they're fully staffed.
It absolutely might. It was like the Border Patrol. They
had some gents on there that were saying they're doing
sixteen hour shifts like the money they need the money.
So same thing. Especially, I know they're privatizing because it's
which seems crazy because it's for profit. I don't think
they get the same care as if the state was

(37:43):
doing it themselves. But anyway, I look out people, I
can't believe that we have another jail break. You never
used to hear about them. Now you have people like
Spider Man climbing up the walls.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
For the love of God, somebody paying somebody from the
outside looking at somebody is getting paid for what they
are all little money, honest to God.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Well, hopefully they'll they'll figure it out. But as of
nine this morning, when I had looked at this article,
they hadn't found them yet. Somebody that they yeah, absolutely
that they did find guilty was the member Caitlyn Gillis.
She was the girl that pulled it into the wrong driveway,
and this sixty five year old guy, Kevin Monaghan shot her.

(38:24):
It was an upstate New York I believe. And they
found him guilty, thank god. So it's not going to
bring her back, but at least he's not he's not
getting off.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
And ladies and gentlemen, if you're not familiar with this story,
that was white or white, because he was white, so
was she. I'm telling you to me that that yes,
it's justice, and we want to see justice. A mad
about the color because somebody still lost their life, but
I love that they showed that. You know what, at
least we're trying to be fair in some for instances,
because he deserved exactly that, just for making mistake and

(38:57):
pulling the driveway.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
That is commonplace, do you know. I mean different people
driveways I turned into, or so many other people have.
And now you're doing to run the risk of thinking
you're gonna get your blames grew out.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
That is crazy.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
That is absolutely ludicrous. Yeah, tell you how bad we
are right now. So I was seeing the cal Rittenhouse.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I remember the little boy whose mother drove him across
the state land because he wanted to be part of.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Protest and shout and killed two innocent people. Is having
a conference at the East Tennessee State University.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Bobbie. When I saw that, I was mortified to be
like and to talk about what how his mother? How
his mommy drove him to kill people?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Because the reality is, isn't he like seventeen or eighteen? Flame? Like,
what life experience does he have to speak about? He
didn't even get there himself, as mom had to get
him there, Like, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Is she gonna drive him to the conference?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh, I'm sure she will. I'm sure she will.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I can't even that. That makes absolutely no sense. I
don't even who want him? Is he gonna, Oh maybe
he's going to be one of those pro gun people
or something. And that's what I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
They are anything for sensationalism, fame, shining money, good God, ladies.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
With that, I gotta I gotta peep. Then then be
gave good.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
God, Jesus. I just had to let y'all know that. Listen,
we are in a crisis America. Please ladies and them
to vote and don't vote your future because the future
looks very bleak and dark. Don't vote your past because
it's ugly. You see what you're living here right now?
You better vote to make real change right now. I
mean instant. This ain't ai, this is real life.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I can't tell you how to vote, but I need
you to understand that you the vote that you do
make sure the democracy that we have. Because here, listen,
that's just my little word of the week, because we
got the same model here laughing and here laughing, and
we're not trying to change them, man, We're only trying
to get you to use it. Man, Because why Bobby.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
So is a vote.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
So get your ass to oppose and vote. You got
it right, vote right, please, because I'm telling you all
right now. Remember he called that other secretary of state
because he needed to find eleven thousand and seven hundred
and eighty votes. He has appointed about five or six
secretary of states where he was in office.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh, and then.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Supreme Court justices and the whole bit.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And it's not what do you think they gonna do?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Exactly, We're not voting. This isn't even if if he
gets the primary. This is no longer Republican and Democrat.
We're voting democracy or the democracy gone. It changes the vote.
So I don't care if you're a Republican independent. You
can't let this man back in.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Now with any one women charges over your feet because
I don't. I ain't even got one y'all messing with me.
I'm just saying, all right, lady, thank you for joining
us here, Laugh a Learn. Thank you to our producer,
mister Ann House. We will talk to you on next week.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Have a great week, and if you're in New York
next weekend, come see me at Comedy in holl In
February second and third. But if you ain't, convenience took
Friday and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
This week, which is the twenty sixth and twenty seven,
I will be with Tiffany Hattish at the Laugh Actor
Deuces That means peace.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
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