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Speaker 1 (00:26):
We're flame. He he.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We'll flame if you watch the coffee time the baby.
You know the name flame, my bro also known as
my bro Flame. Come in with last and come in
with Jim love Lund's baby.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You better catch it when you can drop a knowledge
from fatherhood to politics, shouting now comics, just paying homage.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What's up? Tests? Yeah? You know? She ready shot towns
on speaking to the grown a second. We're gonna last
kind of and kick it in at again. We leave
it with just a lifted spirits. You want to revisit
so your first second listen, young folks say you slip?
Oh folks that we dig it?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Good? Hey, no, fish do what you do? Chang?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No this, do what you do? Chang? No fish do
what I do?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No this? Hey hey, hey, this is comedian slay my Roe.
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And guess what, y'all guess what we made it? This
is episode number fifty two, which is the season finale
of season three of Laugh Alert. And I'm telling you
something right now that we could not have made it
without you. And I could not have done this without
my producer, mister Aaron Howard, and my girl, my one
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and only true love, Miss I got the one and
only Bobby Clifford Hia to high flame.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
We should probably let them know we're all sitting chopless,
including Aaron, and that's how we're having our big bang.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But my TV's hanging the lowest. I want you all
to know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Might are on the floor. I'm using them for slippers.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We have had such a whirlwind of a year and
I appreciate you, Bobby. Thank you Bobby. You have cared
so much about this job that you made me actually
really really care about my position here. And we just
got signed the deal for season four. So thank you, iHeart,
thank you, Black Effect Network, Dolly Bishop Conno, Will Pierson,
all the parties involved Charlemagne the god of course, and yeah,
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we just looking for bigger and better things. It's an
election year and it's not getting any easier. Neither isn't
getting any lighter. So we will always have something to
talk about with this year being such a hot, hot
year with so thank you guys for loving us, supporting us,
always coming in. We're gonna get a face slift. We're
gonna take off next week and then we're gonna get
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a little face slift, a little nipp and tuck, so
we come back in two weeks, we'll look a little
different to you guys, and we're gonna we're gonna just
make some changes because it's important to us and we
want you to stay with us and listen to us.
And we appreciate you all who do send questions. Make
sure that you send your questions or your topics that
you want discussed between Bobby Clipping and myself two at
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Cliff and Bobby on Instagram in her inbox, because Bobby
is the one who will read it, because I'll be like,
I'm not reading that shit.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What sports things you don't understand? We might not necessarily either,
but we'll put the time in and we'll figure it out.
We'll ask our phone to front people.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, but we have made it all to this final
episode and we're gonna get into it in a minute.
It has been a great week. I was in a Kaleen,
Texas this weekend. I had two great shows. I had
such a the people that did come well, wonderful audience.
Thank you to everyone that did come out. Unfortunately, the
promoter didn't promote the show like she should have, and
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I'm not gonna hold her feet to the fire, but yeah, y'
y'all won't. She won't get me back at that club,
but I will go back to Khaleen. But the people
who did come, thank you. We had great shows. I
had a really good time and it made me learn
some more things about myself because, as you know, next weekend,
next Friday, I showcase for Netflix as a joke. So
it was great stage time. So yeah, we had a
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good time. Thank you, Kaleen Texas. What else happened this weekend, Bobby?
What else would I do? Oh? And the Breakfast from
interview is up if you guys haven't watched it. We
take the last Tuesday, but it just aired this past Monday,
so it is up. It is getting a little tractions.
I tried not to be controversial, but I think it
just goes with my name. I think it just goes
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with my name.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Honestly, I think they bait you. It's it's Charlene's songs.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I did not say it was his fault.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm jumping on the bandwagon.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I said, Charlad is your fault. But yeah, we had
a great time. So Bobby, let's get into what is
happening in this world that we call America.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, I gotta ask you a question. I'm going to
start out with a question. Did you notice that Nada
now has that chat box thing that's on I think
we're supposed to use it like a search engine on
on your your meta platforms. Have you. I don't know.
I'm too afraid to put anything in it that it's
gonna I.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Mean, either I'm afraid as a virus or a bug
and a mess up my phone a or I don't
want you well, I think they're already big brothers already listening.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Absolutely absolutely, but I don't want.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You to know what I'm searching. What if I want
to search rabbit porn, I don't know, I might want
to see two rabbits getting it. I want nobody to
know I'm not putting in that.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean the fact that you just said rabbit porn
and I'm not I'm not even joking about that. There'll
be a rabbit on your Instagram page. All of a sudden,
you stop getting an ad for you know, you're just
talking about stuff, and so it makes me nervous. And
that's how I feel too. I'm sure I actually was
trying to look to see what the benefit is. Yeah,
I couldn't find it. The only thing that that they
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were putting in was you could do like a you
literally get the same time. If you and I were
going to travel, we could put put the information into
that little that little chat box, and we could search
airfares and hotels and everything at the same time. I'm like, yeah,
I'm okay doing it the old way, But I'm just
curious anybody who had actually seen that or used it
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or so you've got the same this same spidey sense
I do. Somebody who was being looked at for VP
for Trump was Governor Christie Nome. Did you hear? She
just wrote a book, and I think she thought she
had to leave it all in the book. She discusses
in the book how she got a dog. It was
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still a puppy because it was a large dog was
fourteen months old. She felt it was untrainable and it
wasn't good around people, so she took it outside and
shot it in the head.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I saw that who who puts?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Haven't you heard of peta? I mean she thought it
was showing that she was responsible. Has she never heard
of a shelter or any of the rescue that she
could have turned the dog in somebody else? Could have
could have taken the dog over she got shooting and
killing her family member.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
More so, I'm sad for the dog, but I love
that she told us exactly who she was right.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
She thinks it makes her sound responsible. She doesn't put
her responsibilities on anybody else. No, you whack job. But
you're gonna I mean, oh, could you see the two
of them. This was like the whole Tennessee carrying a
gun in the school system. She's going to be walking
the halls of the White House with something and he
might or he has people will that will stick up
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for him. It'll be okay, carral oh the love of
God in the White House.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
So she was a teacher and she had a disobedient kid, Okay, right, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Well,
thank God for Jesus that she told that. But Bobby,
here's the scariest part. Some people, some people actually agree
with what she said in the.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well not I cannot even imagine. My dog is everything,
My aiment is everything to me. I can't. Can you
imagine with Dexter and Timmy and taking them out because
you didn't like that they weren't listening to you. When
Dexter's begging for your bacon.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
First of all, that maybe it definitely showed that she
was unbalid, so she definitely don't need be nowhere near
the White House.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
No, it's a whole lot of it's a whole lot
of unbalanced trying to get near that White House. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I know he's well, I know from the top down.
There's somebody else. He's got another contender they've been talking about,
and I have to say, I know nothing. I'm going
to have to do a little research this week. Is
the North Dakota governor Doug Burgham Burgham Burgham, Yeah, Burgham.
But I'm gonna have to look and see if he
has any skeletons in his closet literally, because I don't
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know where she buried the dog right outside her door,
Like who dog? Who dug that? Who didn't? The whole Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Believe even at least he's not talking about Carrie Lake,
because good god, she's bad as he.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Total nuns. Something I was disappointed about. But unfortunately the
GOP doesn't want to pay for it, so the internet bills.
So people who are low income elderly veterans have been
getting a discount on their through President Biden on their
internet bills so that everybody is kind of high speed.
That program is going to sunset I think within the
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next month, and it was the President Biden was hoping
to have it renewed, but Congress is not gonna is
not going to renew it. So a lot of people
aren't going to be I'm going to be up to
date with their with their internet, and their bills are
gonna double, so they're either not gonna it's a bigger
divide between the haves and the haves and nots.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Unfortunately, well and high speed internet is needed really, really
badly in the rural communities because the kids who live
out of the country are out yeah in the corn fields.
You know, they need internet for school or just people
needed just to live now, because everybody lives through the internet,
we all do. We all need it.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It's how you It's how you pay your bills, you know.
Like my mom wants to keep going, well, I'll just
write a check. I'm like, mommy, there is no check
that you pay it online, like that's the only way
or you get results from your doctor. She keeps looking
in the mail waiting for her mammogram results. I'm like
they're they're on your patient portal. You know that this
is how we we sort of have to live. So
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you know, these are some of the programs that President
Biden already put into place. I hate that that it's
already under his term is gonna it's gonna be ending.
You know, it's just a it's a further, as I said,
a further divide between the have and have nots. And
something I was reading this week that was discussing more
of that of the wealth gap that we had is
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there's a new research, a study that came out that
said average white families have one point four million compared
to two hundred and eleven thousand for black families. Now
that's not actual money. What the difference is is that
now I'm somebody who doesn't own their own home, but
it's that more white families own homes and it's not
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even with black families. It's not even a fifty to
fifty ratio. So you know, that's sort of a bigger divide.
Hispanic families had two hundred and twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So a lot of things that a lot of that
was discrimination from companies like Fannie May and from so
many loan companies that did not would discriminate and red
line black people from getting certain loans to get home.
So a lot of that was not because of irresponsible
black people. It was because of prejudices from loan companies.
And I think they looked into that and it was
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supposed to made a bunch of changes. But you know,
you know how they go, Bobby, you know how they go.
It is.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I mean, the inflation is coming down, but really right now,
in the past a month or two, it's been at
a trickle And when they discussed that, stocks kind of
tumbled a little bit this week. So the Federal Reserve
doesn't think that they're speaking about home loans, that they're
going to be cutting anything until the end of the summer.
We were hoping that they'd make some changes. I'd like
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to see my credit card, what I'm actually paying on
my credit card go down a little bit. But and
that said, there's a whole you know, the housing market.
We don't have fair housing. Even rents in dumpy places,
rents are a couple thousand dollars. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I just don't and.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's supposed to be I think it's either twenty five
or twenty eight percent of your net salary, so it's
like one week's salary. I pay my mother more than that,
for the love of God. So unfortunately, we got to
work on the economy more and get more parody between
the people. That might make people happy is the federal
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government's planning to losen restrictions on weed. So the DEA
is is kind of going in there and working out
there having a schedule one drugs or whatever. All right,
they're gonna have a little more.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm completely shocked that you said we. I truly expected
you to say marijuana good, that you that kind of
white woman. I expected you to stay marijuana.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
But it's good because it'll be better if I think
they're going to have it the same as alcohol, right,
So it's going to be no better or worse. And
if it's coming from the federal government, not state by state. California,
like Massachusetts it's legal, but not all states it is.
So but that'll be less people that are going for
going into jail or getting fines for you know, kind
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of the petty stuff. We have to we have to
put the people who belong in there in there.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Not must admit a truth to you guys. I think
I have regentrified Bobby. First, she said good down and
actually saying we I have put a little African American
on the Bobby and the Clifford. I'm just saying, Oh,
I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Never in my life felt as white and old as
when we were doing the Breakfast Club, when I didn't
recognize any of the any of the people that were
in there, the Chopa kid in the and Tank, I'm like, well,
want Want They were all very nice and very polite.
But I'm telling you, if that doesn't you gotta rub
off on me a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
So, I'm ip, yeah that in Elite Chopper, he is
the handsome character. Okay, Bobby, where are we going? Where
we go?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay? So a little bit more good news would just
kind of keep pushing through the subjects. Is the Methodist Church.
They lifted a forty year ban on LGBT clergy, which
had almost divided the church forty years ago when they
actually first put it into into enacting it, which is great.
I'd like to see I'd like to see people feel
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comfortable and church. I'd like to see people on the
pulpit that are representative of people that are sitting in
the seats. So I thought that was great. I'm hoping
to God it trickles down to other religions mine specifically,
but I thought it was the first great start at least.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Bobby. You know what's so funny about that is so
many young boys and young girls will always come out,
especially from Catholic churches, to say that they were molested
by a nun or a priest, and will sow and
some of me and with the voids, and some of
the women were with the little girls. So I'm like, so,
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y'all knew that there were priests who had alternative ideas
in their heart mind. Let me say it like that.
I don't want to say that they were necessarily gay,
so they should have been not had a band. I
don't understand why you think that because a person identifies
or a person is gay or trands or whichever sexuality idiot,
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that they could not teach the word. That doesn't mean
that they love God. That is just a human.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
No, I'm with you. I think there are a lot
of gay priests. I think the first part of the
example I think is I want to take it out
because that's a pedophile, and a pedophile is a pedophile
and they're in every religion, but that it doesn't mean
because you're gay, you're a pedophile, as you know. So
I think we have a lot of people. I think
that I think there are probably a good amount of
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people in the convent because we don't even have women
and men going into because my religion you have to
be celibate. Even going into the Catholic religion. The bulk
of the priests that are young priests, not the older priests.
The young priests and the young nuns that I see,
a lot of them are from Africa or from South
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American countries because nobody is as selfless, you know, especially
as Americans, we don't have that is a service where
you make nothing. I mean you're really are giving of yourself.
So no, I think it's a it's actually a perfect
spot if you're going to be sexy, you've decided that
you want to have a life of celibacy. You know,
they were trying to hide something probably, but it worked
for them. They were great priests.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
So and before you guys get in my inboxes, I
mean just the Catholic Church, because you know, in the
Black Church, and they said we gonna lay hands on
you sometimes they lay hands in the most inappropriate places.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, no, no, it's all when they actually I read
it this is life. Like probably ten years ago they
have been a study out because obviously because of taking
a vow of celibacy, the Catholic Church went to the forefront.
Because it's so strange to so many people anyway, that
everybody thought it was just that church. But when they
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went across the board, it's pretty it's pretty much the same.
It's like one point five percent of all clergy across
the board. It's just we, you know, are saying that
we're we're going to be better and we're not going
to touch anybody, and you're touching kids.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So it makes I want to ask a question. I
want to I don't want to think I'm ignorant, but
I'm asking the question that I'm sure some of you
all want to know the answer to as well, And
I think whyby can answer that. So when they take
about a celibacy, Bobby, does that mean that they can't masturbate?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yes, no, do I think that happens? No, but yes,
that's what that's what that means. But the whole thought
of this celibacy is because you are giving up your
life of service, so you can't have a partner because
if it's go to missus Pasilok or in the hospital
because she's dying, or stay with your sick child at home,
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what are you going to choose as a parent. I'm
choosing my kid. But you can't do that. You've got
to go. And you're supposed to be giving of yourself
and your congregation is your family and they come first
before your own.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well wait a minute, I'm still not clear on the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Ye answer, you're not supposed to It's it's supposed you
have a you have a life of celibacy, even with yourself.
It's you're supposed to be celibate.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's why they so damn angry. They frustrating to you.
That's why they so damn mean.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yep, that's what they were hitting people at rulers.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You have to release.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, but that that that is what it is.
You're supposed to take cut of that component out. But
we're men and women, we're not built that way. Exactly
the way that the original church was set up, everybody
had a spouse, the popes had had women and children
and everybody, so all these are so many of them,
and man made laws. They're they're kind of silly, and
we're losing people. You know, people are leaving the church
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because they don't want to They don't want to follow
certain guidelines and whatnot. So I take the best and
leave the rest. You know what I don't like, I
just don't listen to.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I want to do priests and stuff, look and say,
letty get you know, in their heat. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I know a few people that have that have left.
I know nuns, and I know two couples that were
both nuns and priests, and that's how they met themselves.
They did the honorable thing and left the left the
church in that capacity. They remained very very intuned as
deacons and whatnot, but they they're no longer nuns or priests.
So I think they noticed something. So I don't think
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you're far off, my friend, Oh did you see I
don't have a lot of information on that at this
and I'm wondering if you had any Did you see
that there was a bit a shooting in North Carolina.
There were a bunch of cops that were serving a
warrant and the guy came out and shot everybody up.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh for sure. And he shot four cops and the baby.
They the whole, the whole looked like the whole task
for showed up in the neighborhood. That was real scary.
I saw that, Bobby, and uh what bothers me? And
I hate when cops kill people. I also hate when
people attack law enforcement and police officers because what that
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does on the other side of that is it puts
police officer allowed for me, in such high on such
high alert that if you're in the vicinity right thing
to do with what happened, they are so frustrated that
they use that aggression towards an innocent person just because
they're in the neighborhood or they forgot to turn on
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their signal where they you know it. I hate that,
that's what it does, because that's it heightens the situation
so bad.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's you're exactly right. It does heighten. The part that
I didn't know that I wasn't able to find was
I was curious why they came so heavy. I don't
know if this man was that they were serving the
warrant was known for violent crimes. So because usually you
have two people but not usually four when you're serving a.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
War where he was for having he was known for
having weapons.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh well, there you go. So that answered my question. Okay,
so we'll those families.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
And speaking of shootings, we suffered a personal tragedy in
the community right recently. So, as you guys know, I
host the King and Queen pageant every year in December
in New Orleans, Louisiana. It's this December, December the fourteenth
at the Civic Center, and the young man who won
last year, King Ryan Tejuor, was senselessly killed in just
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a random act of violence in Columbus, right outside Columbus, Ohio,
at a waffle house. Outside of a waffle house. Preparently,
there was a big brawl that was going on. He
had nothing to do with it. Him and Christopher Pymon,
Christopher Johnson was just at the wrong place at the
wrong time. Young eighteen or nineteen, I think he's nineteen.
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The young nineteen year old knucklehead shot Ryan in the
chest one bullet that killed him, and it has devastated
our community. I did an interview with Channel six from
down there in Columbus, Ohio yesterday just to speak about
who he was as a human and as a person,
and they were trying to push it as a hate crime.
From what we know, it was not a hate crime.
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It was just the wrong place at the wrong time,
and it was an act of violence that happened at
two o'clock in the morning. Because as an entertainer, when
we work sometimes even me as a comedian, we go
to the late night spots because we're hungry after work.
And for something that you guys don't know about me,
I won't eat before work and I will not eat
during work because it's like when you feed the bears
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and we go lay down. If you feed me, I'm
gonna go lay my big ass down. So that is
one of my pet peas. I will not eat right
before work, and I will not eat doing work, but
immediately after I'll pig out. So you sometimes you find
spots like that, that's two three o'clock and you don't
think that that's going to happen, but you just never know.
It's so sad. But he was a great guy, wonderful entertainer,
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Oh my god, and everybody liked.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Him pretty oh my god, so pretty yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And the line from my favorite movie, The Wizard of
Ozz should be for right on because when the Wizard
gave the ten men of heart, he said, and remember,
a heart is not how It's not measured by how
much you loved, but how much you are loved by others.
And when I tell you, his heart has to be
huge because everybody loved this young man by me, thirty
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eight years old, the prime of his life, the prime
of his life.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Awesome, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm sure my friend and the promoter, Ray Sean Montrees,
will do a big tribute for him in December at
the at the pageant. So and Babbie, I would love
for you to come to the pageant. This is my guest.
Everything we're gonna have a great change. So if you
guys are hindo orders around December fourteen, come, I'm sure
they're going to pay great homage to King Ryan Tajure
A king is dead, but long live the king, Lady
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and Yemen, long live the king. So I just have
to say that did he have children, No, he had
no children. He was he was he was he was
double gay. He wasn't regular gay, he was double gay.
So but he was loved that. He was very close
with his mom and very close with his sister he
danced with so many people in contest. It just and
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then in so many Christopher john Christopher Johnson who was
there with him, who survived. But it's in at home now. Knocked.
They knocked his teeth on and knocked him out. Saw it.
He actually saw the shooting. So he his life has
changed forever. R Ryan Tazur is going. So his life
is you know, he's done. But it's also the young
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the young man who did the shooting. You know, his
life is going because and they're going to catch him.
His life is done. So it's just the violence has
to stop. And if I want to go back to
gun control, if we have more control over a lot
of these illegal weapons in these guns, maybe some of
his killings wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But why does a nineteen year old even have a gun?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh, he had a horrible, serious record. He's been getting
in trouble since he was thirteen. He was definitely not
a scholar student. The question is who raised this food.
But nevertheless, his life is also done. So yeah, prayers
to Ryan Tazure, the King and Queen Patrick's system and
all his family and everyone involved. We all loved him.
Where we're going bout to see what we're going.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, So another piece of good news is the Biden
administration just issued a final rule that is requiring airlines
to automatically issue cash refunds for when they cancel our
delay flights. And you no longer will have to wait,
You're no longer going to have to take a voucher
for another flight. You're just going to get your money back.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
So I thought that was love.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, he's I mean, I will say, God bless Joe.
He's all about the no nonsense stuff like you know,
the the additional fees and all that jazz. He's you
just took kekon stand it. The other thing that they
did was there they're getting ready to give one hundred
and five billion to through the FAA for funding for
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the next five years to fill in the gap for
we're missing air traffic controllers. Like there's a whole bunch
of stuff. We've had a lot of near misses since July.
I actually wrote it down here somewhere, but I can't
even find it. I had a number of them. I
mean it was like a large amount, like fifty almost
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near misses since lie to now of collisions with planes
and whatnot, because we don't have enough controllers, we don't
have enough people in the cockpits. There's certain equipment that
should be put into place.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Let me, let me, let me say this about them cockpits.
And I see this say cockpits. So I just came
home from Colleen on Southwest Airlines. And when I was
getting off the plane, because when you're flying at the
long beat, you actually get off the tarmac and you
have to walk to the thing. Yeah, there were two pilots,
the most handsome man I had probably seen in my life, Caucasian, tall,
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beautiful white boys. And they were holding hands and they
were going in the in the cockpit together, and they
had the most beautiful bodies and the nicest asses. I'm
telling you, I looked. I ain't't even like I looked.
And they were very friendly towards each other, if you
get my jip. They were very And I was like,
maybe that's why they I wondered, you had sometime the
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wife get the husband head on the way home while driving.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
No, not while you're in the cockpit, not with me.
And for sweet Jesus, what if your hand went when
if all of a sudden you get a little excited.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh no, I think they do warded. I think they
do want a little hand drop in them cock pits.
I think if too. I think they get it, get
in it, and they put that plane on auto pilot
and say let's go.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Sweet Jesus, And it's forty six close calls. There were
forty six clothes. That's a big number of calls. Oh
my god, flame, I can't even imagine. Now you're gonna Now,
I'm never gonna get in a plane, because Jesus, if
I'm not having any fun, I certainly don't want the
people in the cockpit having any fun either.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well this they said, they call it the male hire
club for a reason. Did you think it was going
to exclude it to the passengers? Hell I did.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
They were doing it in the bathroom. Oh no, I'll
never even use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
For the bathroom is too small any that way, can't
nobody get in there with you? Look the bathroom was
They made those bathrooms on the plane so tiny.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Now, oh my god, I can't even I can't even
imagine getting my ass in, never mind be able to
ID have to vaciline myself to get in and out
of the f so I'm holding it. Okay, let me
ask you. Did you see the correspondence dinner? The White
House Correspondence dinner?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
We were I was in Colleen, but at DC bits
and pieces of it. Bobby. I thought that Joe. I
thought that, Oh, I'm sorry, I'm choking on something. I
thought the President Biden did a great job playing chelth Age,
playing with his day, because when you run from a situation,
it makes it look like you're afraid. But I love
that he had dressed it and made light of it.
That was great me too.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
He didn't he didn't stop. And who didn't Who aust
didn't stop? Was the the comedian that they brought in
that colin. I don't know if it's yost Or jost Or,
but I thought he did great. He even made him
front of himself and his I mean his wife, Scarlet
Johansson was in the arm was in the audience. She
looked lovely, she was laughing. I thought, overall, they really
did a nice job on it. And he and he
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poked fun at at Trump. One of his best lines was,
you know, am I an old man? I am an
old man? He goes, but hey, I'm I'm running against
a six year old. So I thought that was that
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Okay, So was that a line or was that the truth? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I think I think it was a play on both.
Like you say, when you write your stud your best
your best stuff comes from the least when there's a
kernel of truth in there. Right, So, oh, yes, give
me up. The Kardashians, they did you see the They
had an article on three Oh you all right? I
(30:25):
can't jump through the and do heimleight through the through
the phone.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I don't know. I think you know what it is
I've been taking sometimes goes No, I think I got
one of a piece of fingernail my throat.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh my god, I'm sending you some non acetate stuff.
So you just soak your fingers, for the love of God,
you're gonna hurt yourself. Three women contracted HIV by getting
something called vampire facials. Kim Kardashian did something like that
ten years ago. I saw where they put blood or
they inject blood. Well, these people were cheaping out it's
(30:56):
single use needles. They were using them on different people,
multiple complement injective blood. So HIV. Can you imagine? The
only good thing is is that you know, people aren't
dying from that right now. They have to do treatment,
but they're not dying of it. But they wanted to
look young. They're gonna look young, all right, Oh I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I was gonna say, could you imagine that that you
go up for cosmetic surgery and you come out and
you have done, and imagine that you are in the
primary of your life, Let's say thirty four to thirty five,
you did all. You're good to be protected from sexual
you know, and then you go in for something like that.
Oh my god, that is that? That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I mean, cosmetic surgery is no joke. Look at poorum
and she wasn't even going in for cosmetic surgery. Joan
Rivers ended up dying. Everybody thought it was and it wasn't.
It was just an actual screen, you know, test that
you haven't done. It's no joke. And we know some
people that have been putting pictures out that's no good,
no bueno.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes less is more. Y'all doing way too
many surgeries. I don't know what y'all. Here's my thing.
I don't know what you see when you look in
the mirror because I don't have your eyes, that's true
or your mind. So I don't know what you see
on a personal level, but I wish you would see yourself.
I wish you would see yourself. You keep seeing what
you want to look like, or what somebody else looks like,
(32:20):
and you're comparing yourself to them. But if you see yourself,
you might see that you're beautiful. Whatever. All of that,
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm not I mean, and I'm not against. I don't
think I would do it myself, but I am. Some
people don't like themselves so much. So if you're doing
something minor and it tweaks you and you sort of
get a little you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm for it.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
But some people just don't know when to stop. But
it's a sad anyway. These are just facial so they're
not even like being cosmetic procedures. So yacke, I feel
badly for them. I hope, I don't know, I hope
they do something for them. Margie Ellen Green has been
yelling about I guess it's going to happen next week.
(33:03):
She's gonna put in order to vacate Mike Johnson. I
don't somebody's going to stop these people.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Speaking of a vampire face show. I'd like to give
her a vampires don't you know? To me, she just
I think she just was put in that position to
be chaotic, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
But it's such a it's such a bad look. Yeah,
I agree with you, but it's a bad look for
the Republicans, like she's bringing them down. They used to
have people that would be in line that would kind
of give you the look almost like your mother did
in church when you act it up, you know, and
you'd know enough to shut up. She just doesn't. I mean,
forget about I want to hold her down and just
comb her hair, like nobody has told this woman that
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that is that hair is not good on look a
good look on her or you got to brush it
in the morning and stop with the bleach for the
love of God. Yeah, but I just it's it's not
a good look. It's not a good look for the country.
Number one, it's going to be the the in my opinion,
the Democrats that will bail that out again because we
don't want to be without a speaker, because you know,
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everything halts with the speaker, and you know we'll have
the budget banging on the door again. So anyway, that's that.
I just I saw it just before we came on
and I thought, oh my god, here we go again.
Trump was actually fined for his uh going against his
(34:30):
gag daughter, so he had I'd like to know the
one that he wasn't. So he had ten instances, and
I know that the judge is is it macan wan
macan He wants this, this case to be pushed forward.
He doesn't want any delays, so he he didn't put
him in jail, but he said he could. You know,
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he kind of warned him. And it's a thousand dollars.
So it's it's that for everybody. Just it sounds like
such a joke for him, but it's at dollars every
time that you get the gager.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
If that's the case, that he paid one thousand dollars
a day because he was just speaking about the gag order.
He was just.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
He's gonna help.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
It doesn't come out of his pocket because he has
such lowyal followers that you guys just send him, you know,
you send him your rent money, and you send him
your life deal money and your medication money because you
believe in your leader it is.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I mean, he's buyed for making any public statements. He's
supposed to be up against possible witnesses, the prosecutors, the
court staff, or their families, and obviously he did so well.
It'll be interesting because the judge did make it clear
that he's finding him only right now because he wants
us to move forward. But he could incarceraate. I mean,
it's not going to happen because he'd have to go
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in with his secret service.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Do you know what I like?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It's it's it's the whole thing is just a big
fat mess. But I'm glad he's being how held accountable.
He's also the judge let him know, which I thought
was kind of I'm not out of fan as you know,
but that he would give everybody the day off so
they go and see his his son's high school graduation.
I think that's only like the decent thing to do.
(36:11):
It seems like the case is pressing along. You know,
they had that Pecker last week and then Collen this week.
I'm trying to look at this and I don't see
anything new about that. The only thing I saw that
was funny about Trump this week that was worth mentioning
is it seems like he and DeSantis have buried the hatchet.
(36:31):
You know, they hadn't spoken since he dropped out of
the race, and now it looks like he may potentially
do some fundraising.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
For him fundraising well wait, he trying to get the
vice presidential spot.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I don't know, because you know, the other thing I
saw was an old post, old meaning like a month old,
where Trump was picking on him about how we had
like big boys shoes on and he said, you know,
he's got lifts on the inside. And I'm thinking, don't
any of these people have any any type of pride
that they wouldn't want to They wouldn't want to be
(37:04):
part of Trump if he's going to sit and make
fun of them, their wives, themselves. It looks like so anyway,
that's that's the end of that. Supreme Court doesn't look
like they're going going to vote for Trump with the
questions that they were asking about immunity. But what he's
done is he's mucked everything up because now they have
(37:26):
to go back and look at exactly what could potentially
have immunity and what couldn't. It's not going to be
what Trump wants ammunity for but it's going to delay
the case that we all want. It could potentially what he.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Wants to do exactly what they want to do. They
want to delay it through the end because if he
gets back in the office on November of the fourth,
if he wins yea, then he will go in and
make all kinds of changes. Because the Constitution that the
Republican Party lives and breathes back, that they always talk about,
he has absolutely no respect for that. For the constitution period.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
You know, I was looking, there was there was I
did not get through the whole Time article. Time Magazine
had an interview with him, but a few things caught
my eye, and one of them I've never heard the expression.
He's got his allies are laying the groundwork to align
with something called the unitary executive theory. I eat a king,
(38:23):
which the constitution. Folks, they ran from the king, Our
four fathers ran from the king over here to not
have it. So absolutely goes against everything with the constitution.
So all I can say is ding, ding ding. You know,
we have three branches. We have the you know, judicial, legislative,
and the executive people. There is no king. You better
(38:44):
pay attention to to who you're voting.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
For, because all I can see that if Boligna becomes queen,
all the place is going to be off with let
me cake no while she went designer clothes. No no,
I Bobby, I agree with you. But again, like I
said on the Records Club, I'm challenging all women, women, women,
women women. It's some to us and I'm talking to
(39:08):
women with unsysts and without because men want to make
that money and so do women. But you see the
power that he wants to now he wants to give
it to the States to money your pregnancy that is
so personal, that is so personal. And if you guys
don't see that. You always talking about you or read
women's equality, but you don't want nobody monitor your body
(39:30):
or what you're doing with your body. That's crazy, or.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Get the baby. You know, if you've got it, they're
going to actually go through the pregnancy because those are
the words that they're using. I might want to have
on fallic ethid and you might decide that it's awful
and you're not gonna let me. I mean, if they
can get so far into your business, it's like when
you screw up with your kids, and the social workers
start coming in. Once they're in your business, they're never out.
(39:56):
Don't let them in. So again, vote voto, ladies.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Both vote for yourself. You're your best you're your own
best interests.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
It's the truth. I mean. And if you if you
don't believe it, go look at the women in Florida,
the four million women and had all their rights taken away.
They basically have no abortion rights right now as of
midnight last night, six weeks pregnant in six weeks.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
And y'all know they doing it in Florida. I go
to Florida to do it.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Good god, yeah, I mean, it's absolutely crazy. In Arizona
they are I believe they did repeal and so it's
going to go to the it's going to go to
the governor and she will have to sign it. They
they're getting rid of the old civil right, the civil
war civil rights, civil war law that was put in
(40:46):
and they're going to go back to their fifteen week
So I mean, that's and it. That's better than nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm telling you, women, I'm telling you this, and I
get it. I'm telling you I hear the gripes with
your President Biden. I do and they did look like
we had a couple more dollars when Trump was in
office in our pocket. But you keep forgetting that we
were also second in the House for two years with
the pandemic that he didn't care about because he didn't
(41:15):
believe in the pandemic. If he didn't believe in the
coronavirus at first, he said it was oh, he told
you to take a needle and put bleach in your arm.
Then the same man, yeah, yeah, this is the same
man that told you to shoot Andy Freeze in your
ass to save yourself from a virus that he didn't
even believe in, but he believed in telling you that.
(41:37):
Woof no, let me get emotional because I get emotional
on here take it because heary man, y'all are some shit,
because I think y'all also forgot about this was the
same man who won off the policy of I'm gonna
build a wall, that it was going to be the
most beautiful wall. He does never talk about this wall,
not ever. You never here mentioned anything about no.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Damn wall and who was going to pay for it,
Stormy Daniels, Yeah, exactly. But in the meantime, you know
President Biden, who like me is the Catholic. I mean,
abortion is like a touchy subject. But I don't feel
and neither is he that we can speak for everybody.
I can only speak for myself. So he's trying to put,
(42:18):
you know, safeguards in place, like MTALA, that's the Emergency
Medical Treatment and Labor Act, Like each each hospital has
to follow certain guidelines and we cannot pass certain informations
and whatnot, you know, sort of like a hippa thing.
We have to we have to provide certain services, and
we have to keep certain services private. And so he
(42:42):
is saying that people that cross cross borders to get
to where they need to get the help that they
that they need. Uh, those medical records don't necessarily have
to transfer over and nobody has right to have an
access and find out what happened while you were in
whatever that facility was. So I mean, he's trying every
which way just in case.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
So, so Bobby down now here, here's the thing. And
women I'm talking to you are women who can have babies,
who's at the age of having children, even whether you
want them or not. Black market abortions killed so many women.
They've done so many documentaries about that. And if you
watch the movie for Colored Girls but with Tyler, Tyler
(43:23):
per produced and Mason Great played the back alley h
what they call they're white. Yeah, and with hangars and
and alcohol and n conditions yet and then you then
you can't have a baby, You become stero sometimes or
you die. So most of a lot of them died.
(43:44):
It is this, This is where they're taking us back to.
And I hope you guys are paying attention to that,
because I'm not preaching them, not on a soapbox. I
can't get pregnant, but I can get somebody pregnant. I
wouldn't want to see somebody get pregnant, or my sister
or my best girlfriend whoever, go through something like that,
because that is what it's going to do, because people
are not gonna stop having sex. They're not going to
(44:05):
do that. AI might take over, but AI ain't gonna
never get that personal. You're putting these young girls or
women who just don't want children because they can't afford it,
or they don't have the mental capacity, or some people
women just don't want the responsibility of being the mother.
They're living their best life. You putting them in such
precarious positions, and women, y'all got the power. I'm sorry
(44:28):
we have the power because on this one, I'm calling
on trans women and biological women to stand together to
fight to save this country. And it's just.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's not just women who don't want them, it's women
who want them who are pregnant and now can't get
the life saving care because they've an a topic president
pregnancy or something has happened wrong and they can't get
that care either. Or that on the same token, if
you're reading some of the language some of these states
are putting out, it could affect IVF as well, because
if lifestyles can conception, and conception is when the egg
(45:03):
meets the sperm, and you know, we save we save
these we save this stuff to be implanted later. These embryos, Uh,
what do you do with them?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Now?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
You're stuck with them. So it's gonna it's gonna gonna
negate IVF as well. So we gotta If it's that's
only the tip of it, then it could just go on.
You know, the bigger that that it gets in these
these lawmakers' minds, the bigger could actually get for all
of us.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
It really looks like, we're going backwards as a country, Boby,
it does, right, and and all because of greed and
power and money. All because of greed and power, money,
we're going backwards. And so many different aspects of society,
you know, not just abortion, so many laws they're trying
to push back, so just so much, it's just ridiculous.
(45:54):
Good God, what we're going here and win a liary
and get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
And educate yourself, because the other thing that they found
in the polls is that people who are getting their
news from reading the paper, listening to news channels, et cetera,
actually either it's sixty percent or close to sixty percent
would vote for would vote for Biden. But people who
don't educate themselves and are just getting it through social
(46:20):
media or just by word of mouth, they are heavier
on the Trump side. So make sure that and this
can bring us into our next topic, make sure that
you're educating yourself on the full subject. Unlike and I
am so disappointed, Unlike these college protests that are happening.
(46:40):
These are I like the idea of kids having peaceful protests,
but that's not what's going on. And also what I'm
not happy about. Is nobody in any of these conversations
they're speaking about hamas or that they should be held accountable.
Nobody is speaking about all of the hostages or we
don't even know if they're alive any longer of bringing
(47:00):
them home. And people don't forget they're Americans. We have
American hostages that are out there that have been gone
for months. Now, you know, this month, it'll be it's
a couple of days, it's almost seven months. Let's include
those and some of these in some of these protests,
and they're getting violent, and then part of me, you know,
(47:22):
flame I am not a conspiracy person, but because there's
an election coming out and it's making some people look bad.
Who's funding some of these protests? You know they are
bad actors that are getting in there and getting the
kids riled up. I don't know, but they're starting to
become violent, and you know, I'm really these are Ivy
(47:44):
League schools where people are paying eighty thousand dollars to
send their kids and nobody's getting an education. And it
let me tell you this, and then I want to
hear yours. The last piece of there should be in
the dictionary white privilege and then this girl Cuomo had
on last night just as a snippet, not her, It
was a clip that was taken. She was complaining to
(48:05):
the newscaster that their rights were being held, and so
they kind of pulled out of her. Well, what do
you mean, we're not even being fed, We don't even
have water. The bitch is looking for catering at the
protest lines. You can she's paying for a for a
food package at school. But then dust yourself off, Becky,
(48:27):
and go down and get your free lunch and if
you want to bring it back for a few friends.
You don't get catering at a protest? What happened to
hunger strikes?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
And with the white woman saying that I don't have
to say nothing else, lazy Joey, Bobby didn't saying it
all boutie. Thank you very much, Bobbie. That is preponderous.
But I love that you said that, Bobby had that
you are a Caucasian woman, because had I said that,
it could have came off as racist. That's the times
we live in now. But see, this is what I'm
telling y'all. Y'all see the same shit we see when
(48:58):
I'm saying that I'm saying a different nation now, y'all
see the same ship we see is how you and
you speak about it. You might not speak about it
in mixed company, but you speak about it. It's bullshit
that y'all know that protests and that we have the
right to protest for things that we don't that we're not.
I love it, but you don't get a chance to,
like you said about it. It's this thing burger king.
(49:20):
You can't have it your way.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
You know what she should do. She should call the
woman that was hugging Trump down at Chick fil A.
Maybe she'll send up a catering package to her and
put a little something in and something that if we
have any young kids that are listening to us, I
really want you to think about this. The the bald
white gentleman and I am blanking on his name. I
(49:43):
think it's David, and I think it might even be
an Irish last name. From shock Tank. He said that
something that something that people are not paying attention to
these young kids is a is a Kevin O'Leary. I think, yes,
Kevin O'Leary. Something that people aren't paying attention to is
that once an image is cost I think about you
(50:06):
as OnlyFans when you joke about it with your kids.
Once an image is is in the cloud, so to speak.
They always have it. And something that his companies do
they vet people new employees to come through. They look
at their social media, they look at articles, they look
at anything that somebody's name is attached to. And he
feels that these kids are doing a disservice to themselves.
(50:27):
They might find themselves unemployed after graduation because they are
people that he would hire. Well, they're not educating themselves
a lot of physical work.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
People are smart who are putting their children in trade
schools now because everybody wants to work on the internet.
Everybody's getting this easy fast money from you too, or
from TikTok and woo wooh. But you're not understanding that,
Like they're trying to ban TikTok now, and if they
shut all of this down, what are you going to do,
honestly to make a live to feed yourself?
Speaker 2 (51:01):
You need skelts and I love college, But what you
just said, we are I think it was last week
of the week before we discussed this, and I think
it said we were like five hundred thousand down in
plumbers alone of bodies that people are retiring. It's a
tough job, sometimes physically. So people retire between sixty and
sixty five, and we have no new plumbers coming in.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
So here's the thing, Bobby, it's a scary job now,
just like teaching, just like electricians, anything, even the cable company,
that you have to go to people's personal resumes.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
There used to be a boundary of respect that you
would go in somebody's house and they would be accommodating.
You would get the work done and then you would leave.
But you might walk into John Q. Cuckoo Patty's house
now and don't know it, and they don't care that
the people know that you're coming, they'll cut you up
and eat you. People are in different headspaces now, so
(51:58):
a lot of people don't want to take jobs. I
have to deal with you on a personal level because
you might jeb out on me.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah, no, it's true. There are a lot of people
that don't want to go. Some of our kids are
just lazy. They don't want to go into the service industry.
They want to be waited on. They don't want to
wait on other people. But there is an it's honest
work out of the trades, and you can make more
money than coming out with student loans and in college.
You know, I agree with you. Yeah, no, no, I
(52:26):
agree with that as well. You know, President Biden has
been talking about trying to give education away. He doesn't
just mean college when he talks about it. He means
trade schools, you know as well. But yeah, I'm with you.
It's but I am disappointed with these kids because they're
outraged and they have so much passion, and I'm thinking
they're not taking a page from Martin Luther King at all,
(52:47):
and this stuff it reminds me of now we were
too little like to make but we would see reruns
of when they when they would display the Vietnam War
protests and whatnot, and that's sort of what it reminds
me of.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Bobby. You continuously say we I'm only thirty nine. I
don't know, why do you keep doing that?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Well, you definitely you definitely saw the reruns. Yeah, yeah,
you definitely saw the rerun. Something good that happened was
Joe Biden had signed a week ago, he had signed
off on the Ukraine Aid, so that sixty one billion,
So hopefully President Zelensky can can get his bullets and
then get some safety for his men. Did you know
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that this is mental health awareness amongst people? It is?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
And Charlemagne he had Elliott Khannie on the breakfast Slop today.
Elliott Connie actually counseled my youngest daughter. Oh, he's a comedian.
He is a newly new comedian. But he actually he
was on tour with Tippy a couple of dates. But
he actually is a fantastic therapist. And I was having
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personal issues with my seventeen year old daughter. She was
having a was to happen. She was having a lot
of personal issues. And Elliot Kannie Connie, I recommend him.
He Now, she ain't perfect, She's not perfect. She's a
long row from it. But whatever talks they had, I
don't know, I know the I don't know the magnitude
of the depth that they had, because that's the respect
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that he has. Was still attorney, I mean, was doctor privileged.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
It is that we have no right to.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, and even though it was my daughter, he he
never disclosed to me, you know, but it helped her.
She is calmer, she is nicer, she is uh. I
think she's more accepting of who she is as a
girl or whatever. So I don't know what it did,
but it definitely helped. So I recommend Elliott Connie and
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if you need to talk to somebody, because I was
never into really into therapy, because now he wants to
talk to me, and I was like, Oh, you don't
even want to open that can of worms. You know
how many people up in here. Oh you're not gonna
do that. It's crowded all ready.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
But but let me teach you how to deal with her,
like it might not actually be about you, it'll be
how you as a dad can interact with her. And
because I have to tell you, nobody pushes my buttons
like my kid, and I have to. I feel like
I'm growing on flame the past year and I have
to somehow time say to myself, step up, Bobby. He
is not actually looking for your opinion. He's not I
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don't have to go to every fight I'm invited to
with him, and I can let him make the mistakes
on his own, which as a parent is so odd.
But but he'll probably want to just talk to you
about that.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
That's my g Let me tell you something. I already
know who she is. She is me with a Kuchi
good God.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
But so created that monster. I created a monster.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
No, I don't say a monster, no, no, no. But
I love that she's talking. I love that she's she's
willing to to discuss it. I mean, we have to
make people, our family members are boys and our girls
feel comfortable that when they need to help you, that
you reach out.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
And she fought me on it. Ladies, gentlemen, So if
you have a kid that you know they need to
talk to somebody, because a lot of times, especially if
you're the parent, they don't feel like they can talk
to you, or they're afraid or embarrassed to talk to you.
Whatever Elliott Kindie did for my daughter. She talks to
me now, like about the stuff that I don't want
to hear as a dad. But she talks to me
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and talks to me freely, and I have to creege
on the inside and be like, oh, girl, please, I
don't want to know, but I do want to know.
But ooh, I don't want to hear from you. I
want to hear from somebody else. But I happened, yes, yes,
and so I know. Charlamagne is very heavy into that,
and a lot of people, I think, especially since the
pandemic will be a lot of people really need to
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have somebody professional to talk to because it really left
you alone to discover things about yourself that you probably
didn't know. I know.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I mean some people found it. I mean they didn't
like themselves.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
I think you did. You talk to yourself doing it
day because I know you all the self couldn't get
a wordy no I was.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
I found I was a great conversationalist and I'm as
cute as a button. I like me. I love it,
but I'm lucky. Most people don't. But if you do have,
you do have issues. I think I'm trying to think
off the top of my head. I think it's one
eight hundred two seveny three talk and I think that
will bring you to a suicide hotline, but not just
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a suicide I think I think it's a service number,
so they might they might be able to guide you
to how you can get help and yew, you can
speak with anybody, reach out to somebody, talk to a friend.
So that's that. On that and the last thing I
have is mammograms. I always thought you had to get
him at forty, but now they're actually putting it in
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the books that it's not fifty. You have to go
every other year once you're forty. I go every year
because I have dense boobs, so you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
I man ain't even that shit hurt. And I talk
about that as the joke on stage. Those mammograms are
quite painful, and thank you very much, we'll not painful,
but uncomfortable. It is the word I should say that.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
And that's it because if they're not people, the only
nobody talks about menopause. Nobody talks about any other end
of your body. But women will discuss the mammograms, and
there are a bunch of crying baby bitches because it
is comfortable, uncomfortable just for a few minutes. But as
my grandpa used to say, it beats the alternative. You know,
I'd rather, you know, be uncomfortable for a few minutes
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to find out there's something than not go. So then
that's another thing. And in most states through the ACA,
there are places that you can get free mammograms ladies,
So you know that's another number that you can kind
of look for.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
Well, if I can look, if I can go and
get one y'all people, and get one damn it. But
before before we go off to that, Yeah, get your
mammograms that fellows, get your process examine day, go hold
the other conversation and again yeah, if you like me,
get them both in the same day. Just get it
over wind. Shit. We touched on a subject last week
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and I had a bunch of teachers that came to
see me in Coling, Texas this weekend at twice It's
Funny Comedy lounge that talked about the subject of the
guns in school. They were from up there in Texas,
and they loved our stance on the Bobby you know
that we debated and brought up so many different scenarios,
but it is such a hot topic in Tennessee. Approved that,
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And I can't say that I agree with that because
at first I kind of thought okay, But Bobby, after
you pointed out so many different scenarios of possibilities that
could and probably will happen before it's too late, it
really made me rethink that. And I think that people
are not thinking out the big picture because there's so
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much violence happening. I don't think that they actually think
a long term Bobby, you I know, we didn't come
to a whole agreement or disagreement about that because we
both saw the the pluses and the minuses they go
with that. But Bobby, I don't know about that one.
And I want to ask you, Bobby, if you had
a grade school kid or a high school kid, because
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I think a lot of people who don't have children
don't understand. But if you have a child, yeah, hormones.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I'm thinking there's your friends, sweetheart, that the boy who
shot up you can be in high school and be
nineteen years old. Yeah, look at look at the emotion
and you you you informed us that he was thirteen
and having issues, that's what so he easily could get
the teacher's gun. You also could be somebody, a teacher,
(01:00:39):
bless your heart. These kids would drive you to distraction.
They just poke and poke and poke, and they can snap.
And it doesn't It doesn't even have to be on
a kid. It could be on another teacher, could be
a parent, could be anything. I don't think. I don't think, yeah,
one second of impulse of making a bad decision. I
don't want it to affect somebody's life, for you know,
all of a turn, I personally am not for it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I said, And I said, as a parent, because what
you just said about me, imagine the days where your
son have just and they are relentless on us because
they know they can give it to us till we
can't take it. But when when it's a teacher and
maybe they say they own their own children, got on
their nerve that morning, or they argue with their spouse,
(01:01:24):
or just life is lifing, and they already come to
work frustrated, and then this yoke, this key, yo key
come and just poking, poking, like they do you at home,
but you can what you can do to them at
home you can't do, and they just snap. It is yeah,
oh they I think Tennessee moved. I think Tennessee moved
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way too quick on that decision.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I I just it's there are some kids that are
we we all know them. There are some threatening and
frightening kids that are in schools. And a teacher might
feel threatened and the kid goes and pulls his own
weapon out of his pocket. Only it wasn't a weapon,
it was his cell phone. And now he's been shot
because the teacher thought they were being threatened or someone
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in the class. But it's just it's a it's a
recipe to me for disaster. So I just don't see it.
But I also am never going to move to Tennessee.
So fat girls don't like humanity.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Bobby, you don't want to go to the grand old Opry.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I would, I would zip in and zip out. But
do I want to do? I want to educate myself there? Now? Well,
you know, because of this, there are many things in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
That is going to be very scary that it is
very scary that they passed it. It's going to be
more scary if something unfolds, and and and and it's
just yeah, it's going to make all the other states
that want to follow suit probably back up. And I'm
saying I hate that it has to be one statistic
(01:03:03):
because statistically, it will be somebody's child, whether it be
the teacher, a parent, or the student. If that's somebody's child,
it is.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Somebody's child, and that would destroy because these people it's
a call the service. When you're a teacher, I don't
think the teacher would ever survive after either, you know,
because they want to help kids, they want to shape minds.
At least that's when they are. They're all going in,
that's what.
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
They're and if it comes out dangerous like that, Bobby,
there is already a huge teacher shortage. Nobody wants to
be a teacher because it's scared.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
You're exactly right. It's a it's a service industry, you know,
just like just like everything else. So we already have
a problem. I wouldn't go in and be a teacher,
you know, if I had to do that. So anyway,
I'm praying for them too. I'm praying that somebody challenges
it or something happens I don't know, and that nobody
gets hurt. There's no snow.
Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Let me teach your kid, I teach they ask the ship,
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I bet, I bet you what. Let me tell you.
If anything taught me that I not being a teacher
was good for me, would have been during the pandemic,
because I think I would have shoved my kid, and
he's grown. I would have put his head in a
toilet and choked and punched him and throat something.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Oh so, wait a minute, you had a camera in
my house? How you do all the stuff I was doing?
You had a camera in my house.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I was watching you every day when We got a
camera in your house and we watched you, and I said,
oh my god, she's going to be bald.
Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
By the end of this. Y'all thought y'all save y'all
thought I was saving y'all. Y'all saved me back.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah it was, I'm telling you, that's all she wrote. Playing.
Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Yeah, that's three seasons. Ladies and gentlemen of laugh and learn.
We want to send our condolences to my very first
partner and my president still, my friend Nick Smith, on
the passing of his mom, Miss Rosetta, his adored mom.
He his beloved mom, Miss Rosetta. Her services are this
Friday in Chicago in the South Suburbs. And Nick was
the only child, and him and his mom with a
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stick as thieves and closer than two peas in the poet,
so prays our friend Nick Smith. Lauren is doing very well.
She's chasing a new career. And but Bobby Clifford has
came on the end and saved the day, ladies and them,
And I'm so proud of her. Up with Bobby is
my research and analyst, and I'm just proud of the
comments that we get because you know, Bobby, Bobby don't
look like me. And what I love that it shows
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is that we are just people. We are people. We
make such a big deal about color and race and
ethnicity and stature and why we still fucking people living
in the same damn boat. Okay, I live on one end,
you live on another head. But guess what if the
whole boat go down, we all going damn down. Oh
(01:05:45):
So I love that you guys see that we get
along greatly and famously, and we appreciate it. We thank you,
Aaron Howard, And here a laugh and learned. Nothing has
changed because here a laugh and learn. We are not
trying to get you to change your man at the
end of season three. We are only trying to get
you to use your man at the end of season three,
because why Bobby.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Because in any season, a mind is a terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Some of y'all know some of y'all are season sexual sexual.
Baby got a whole they got a whole new one.
So I'm gay in the winter, No, I'm gay this summer.
I'm straight in the winter, I'm pant sexual in the fall,
and I'm not binary in the spring. Oh my god,
I got all the bases coming. Jesus take the wheel.
(01:06:32):
Oh my god, thank you guys so much for joining
us in season three or leaven and now we'll be
off next week, but then we are coming back season four.
We come back with a face live. We got some
surprises for y'all, but we want you all to come
on here with us, remain with us, slay me and
and Bobby. It's now because guess what, y'all love Bobby missus.
I can't. I can't y'all love Bobby on here and
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uh for this political year is it's not getting any weaker.
It's only getting hotter and stronger, sometimes scarier, and we
will keep your breast as much as we can right
here on Laugh and Learn. So thank you. Bobby. You
ain't got no you ain't got no pardict words for
the end of season three. Bobby, you always got I
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had a.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Hell of a time. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
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