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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to mess yeah, Mike check once.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Who wants to Are we recording? Yes we are?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh wow, bitch, Yeah that's a messy, messy local.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't think we're like, oh, we need to sing.
I don't know. We do it all the time. Yeah,
I'm like, that's our thing.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I know when I was watching a clip the other
day and they were like, if if you sing more
than X amount of seconds, you can't monetize that clip anywhere.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So wait what Landen mom? Wow? Wow wow, Yeah, No,
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I thought that if we play it on the podcast,
if we play the actual song, we.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Get it's something about singing it. I don't know, that's great.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's weird, like do you want to you know, be
on top of the charts again because of us or not?
You know, yeah, because sometimes you could just have like
DOCI played that the Anxiety song and it's it's like
super viral. Now she brought that song back and we
did that song on on that music video on videos.

(01:14):
Oh well now the new video, the new video, I
was watching it yesterday, yesteray, No, that's the song somebody
then I used to know. Yeah, yeah, and they have
an example of the music video and her music video.
I know, I watched it yesterday while I was getting
dressed to go to this party, and I think watching

(01:36):
it on a loop gave me anxiety because it took
me a really long time to leave my house, but
I couldn't figure out what to wear.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
But don't but doesn't it Don't you normally take a
long time to leave the house.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, But something about watching the video and listening to
it on repeat while I was getting dressed, I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wait, anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I was like anxiety, and I was like being stuff
off and throwing it on the chair next to me.
Why were you listening to it or on repeat? Because
I was watching the video but I was like watching
my face. So I was like, well, I missed the beginning,
let me watch it again. And then I was putting
on my face products and I was so I kept
missing it. So I kept rewatching the video so I

(02:19):
could see what I was missing, and you know, anxiety,
just it kept playing over and over and over again.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Damn bro, Yet I would have that, I would have
drove me wild.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then you were messaging me like stuff from the party,
from the party, and.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I was like I'm missing everything.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Literally, missing nothing literally just the photo booth. Yes, and
sent me pictures from the photo booth, and I was like,
I should be in the photo.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I said, hurry, get here, we need photo booth.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
But I only wanted you to hurry and get here
so I could do the photos and then.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
And then leave.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, there really is no greater feeling like showing up,
showing face and then people being.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like I thought I saw Sydney.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Hmm, do a couple laps, Hi, Hi, smile really big,
shake hands, give a hug.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay. So what's better to you?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, showing up early, getting there for the start of
all the festivities and then dipping out before it gets
crazy or it gets too late, or showing up a
little bit later making an entrance.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Now the like everybody's warmed up.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
The food is also, you know, it's been sitting for
a while, so it's not hitting the same.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's got spit all over everybody, no skin that like
skin on you, you know what I'm talking about us?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
So what's better showing up early and being there for
like the setup, or showing up late making an entrance.
But the food is, you know, I think showing up
later is better in terms of like community, you know,
chip friendship. People remember the people who were there at
the end. They don't remember the people who got there

(03:55):
early because the cool people weren't there early. Right, Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
So I got there, I saw the setup. There was
not a lot of people there.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm eating, you know, jelly donuts, just looking just there
and so you know, I said hi to the people,
hugged people said I smell good. That's how you know
the party is not packed at all. People could literally
smell me you. Yeah, if that means it's not enough
people in this bitch, but thank you, thank you so much.
But telling someone they smell good is a top tier compliment.

(04:25):
That's like a top five I think.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I was happy about the compliments. I took enough photos,
got out of there. But then when I got home,
I was like, did I even need to come to
the party?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh, sound like you hit a serge with the Ubers
because it actually, Mike Uber was thirty two dollars or
that's pretty good because it cost me thirty three dollars
to get there, so thirty two to get back, and
you know I should have stayed because we could have
just split a n uber.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, but I stayed. I was there until you gotta ride. No.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean, yes, I got a ride, but that's not
why I stayed that late. But I was there until
like two o'clock. I left at two am.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Damn, I could have died.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I didn't go to bed till three. I should have
just stayed. AnyWho, you know what, I was up watching
what you know? What's what's mess for me? I don't
know what happened to me, but I'm fully into Queen
Latifa Lore right now? Latifa, Queen Latifa Lore. Is it Coachella?

(05:31):
Her coming out of Coachella?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yes, people were going crazy over mag and Victoria.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I said, get them out of here. I want the
woman with the arms showing and then the chest covered.
I was going crazy for I was like.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Has she ever been this hot?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
And then like her wrapping and just being like dominating
the stage and right now, I was like, and then
the us not even knowing what you on? You and
I t y, they couldn't even spell. I was like, oh,
that's so sad.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I said she was performing for me.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
She was, but they were so into Megan Victoria. I said,
I don't care about those girls.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So I want that one.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
So now that you've fallen down Queen Latifa's rabbit hole,
what you what do you watch?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're watching an equalizer load on you.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Now, let me tell you what Meghan blessed us with. Oh,
Meghan went to dinner with Queen Latifa and her wife
and they were doing oysters as cargo muscles, real like
sexies say, Like, it wasn't like a steak and chicken situation.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was oysters. That's a choice.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
You heard that steak and chicken, not sexy oysters. And
what's the other stuff that she was said, muscles? Oh,
I don't like mess cargo. Okay, okay, so this is
where the mess comes in. Okay, because Queen Latifa is
like there and then her wife is like her and
Meghan are gonna like see who can make the best

(06:56):
oysters for queen.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, And I said, now this is my poor No.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
This is what I want. You know, they were being
they were being demire with it because I was like,
how you eat? They were like putting it in their mouth,
but like having it holding up. They weren't slurping. There
was no slurping going on. But then this is when
I said, Meghan, bitch, you crazy, She's like, Queen, show
me how to how to eat those muscles.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
And then Queen was like, you know how to eat
the muscles? And the comments were disgusting. They had that
They said, did I hear a train to too? Girl?
I was going crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
How many of the disgusting comments came from you?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
None? I didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I I said, damn, scroll, I'm not going to see
something in the comments.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Girls.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, no, well the funny thing me up on the way.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Meghan was getting the S cargo and there was bread
on top of the es cargo. She thought the bread
was es cargo. So my comment was, Megan, you thinking
the bread is es cargo?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That now that's comedy. That's the bread, yes, the breath
that you dip in like the garden.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
But her wife was like, girl, that's the bread, that's
not I was like, I love Meg, She's just like
us for real. Yeah. But they were just like making
it so sexual.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
But they were like, no, Queen is like so much
older than Meg and her wife, and so it's just
like that's her.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Her aunties are taking her out. But see a girl.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I was like ah, this is I said, this is
what I want. And you know, Queen, she stays out
of it. She stays out of the mix. She's living
her life. She's still talented, hair stays done, hair stays
she's she had on cool glasses. You never really get
to see her do too much. And that is what
hot mystery. I don't want to know too much. That

(08:48):
is not sexy when I know everything about you. Yeah,
grooves like who are you?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Like? Are you? Are you a prince?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Are you you know, like a Jean Bonnet Ramsey reincarnated?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Are you you know what I'm saying? Yeah, who are you?
Are you skimmer? Are you a king?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Are you a I'm not thinking about none of that.
I'm thinking about, Queen. Are you are you talking? Are
you what y'all watching? What you're listening to? Are you cooking?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
After?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Are you cuddling? I'm cuddling. Yeah, I'm thinking it's cargo.
Feel like the wrong way to do it because you're
not a professional. No, no, no, no, you're not. You don't know
is not sexy for you. It's snails.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It is sexy sauce, but it's snails.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
See, you gotta take your mind out of it. You
gotta mine is in it?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, you gotta you gotta get if you really think
about it. Reading or a burger that's a cow like,
that's not sexy.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I was not sexy.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
But a cow has like three stomachs, you know, a cow.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You know, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
A snail is a bug, a slug. It's like it's
like the shrimp of the land.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You know, I don't know. Yes, I mean, I hear you,
I hear you.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
But if Queen Latifa is at the table, Meg the
Stallion and Queen Latifa's wife, I'm eating whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
They putting on the table. I'll tell you that much.
I don't like lava beans, but I'll slit them open,
lay them. Whatever they put on the table. You eat.
And you said, why you gotta be nasty.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm trying to be on the table she's eating. Oh no,
I don't want to say it like that. But said it.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I said it, but I didn't say what I said.
I did not say what I said.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Take it back, listen, that's being disrespectful. Let some rewind
the clear. Yes, but the mess.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Was just Meg.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You know what you're doing, because Queen don't put nothing
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's very like professional, it's very you know, promo of this,
promo of that. But this was the inside, This was
behind the velvet rope.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was exact. Queen Aiva's wife. Yes, Ebony and she's
a cutie.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Queen the chief for Okay, you know what, Sydney, You
know I have a better I have a better insight
on what your type is.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
First of all, my friend, long enough, you know what
my type is.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You went, well, I can't wait to go to fancy
dinners with rich people and have people drooling over us
in the comments.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's making it for me. Girl. They already drewl over you.
What are you talking about every time? Every time a video?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Damn look Reezy wearing ooh Craezyzy.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Please stop stop what you're doing later?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, absolutely not. Okay, Sidney, we haven't done a little
solo episode and then.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
We have not We have to get into it right away.
What's okay? What's my mess? You know? I uh something
bit me? Oh that's miss yeah? Is it dirty in here?
You got up? No side? No, I don't see that anyways.
What's your mass? Girl?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't set it so you don't redoing my apartment.
I'm like getting new furniture, YadA, YadA, yadas. So I
was on Facebook Marketplace. I've been doing that a lot recently,
and we will be coming back to Facebook Marketplace in
a second. But I saw this dresser, this little nightstand
from bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah, this podcast is not
sponsored by bed Bath and Beyond, but whatever. So I

(12:27):
get it. It gets delivered. I pop open the box.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
The bottom is cracked. There's a big ass crack.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
At the bottom of it, and I was like, oh
my god, I can't believe I spent money on this.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
This has to go back.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I call them and they're like, listen, we're gonna issue
you a refund. They were like, we can send you
the parts and you can fix it. Excuse me, why
would I want to do it myself?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Do I look like an engineer? Hello? Is it giving
hidden figures? I'm not here to build a nightstand. They
said you could build a bear, you could build your knights.
They said, we heard you.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Build a man, sister, you could build this bookshelf. No,
So I was like no. They were like, so we can.
Do you want us to replace it? I was like, no,
just I want a refund. And so they said, we're
going to send you your money back, and then someone
from FedEx is gonna come within the next ten days
to check on the furniture to see if it's a

(13:20):
mistake that they made or if it's a manufacturer mistake.
And I was like, FedEx is coming in into two
f now, and they were like yes, And he was
like if he doesn't come, then you got to dispose
of the night stand by yourself. And I was like, hmm,
they should have never told you that. They should never
gave you that. Ever, Mason, they said too much. So
I'm gonna get my money back and I don't have

(13:42):
to send this back.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's not even that bad. Honestly, girl, Actually it's not
that bad. It was. It was a giant, gaping wound.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It was a gaping crack when I paid for it.
But now that I got my money back, I'm like,
for free.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
It's not that bad. Even if you use that drole
we use the dro on top.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wow, A win is a win. You stay win and
Marie girl.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But I will say, for like twenty four hours, every
time my.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Buzzer rang, I was like, is it FedEx? So I
was like, not opening the door for anybody. But yeah,
it's been more than ten days. And it looks very
very cute next to my bed.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
And is it messy that people keep sending me free
broken stuff?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I mean, God wouldn't send you anything that you don't deserve.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
So there that is my mom that amen. You know
I do, I do. I do remind people of mother
sometimes she's mother, I mother.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I got this thing and it's
and I had to send them pictures of it obviously
for them to be like.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, if we talk you through it, will you be
able to fix this? No?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
No, hey, sir, I can't even reply back to emails.
What makes you think I can? I can fix the babe.
I'm not Rosy the riveter. I know we got a
lot going on and we're about to go to World
War seven or whatever, but I'm not here to do this. No.
I just want something cute next to the bed that
I put my plants on and my panties in.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
And you know, maybe I'll get a rose or something.
I'll put that in the second draw and it's cracked.
You know, maybe you're a Bible a rose on the
Bible on the Bible.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I love that that's aesthetic that you got going on
in your Yeah. I mean, I don't even really know
if that's a messy, but remember I did get my
bed for free that one time, so yes, But what
about we're coming back? What about the shoes?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Which shoes? Oh, shoes, the shoes.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh, you know, I don't really know what happened with
those shoes, but to be fair, somebody else did pay
for them, so it's like, okay, well, so it's also
that damn listen. Like I said, God's favorite is always
in the building.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, I feel I have one hundred right here, top one.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Right here, God's favorite, but not top three.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Top three God's favorites.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm gonna tell you right now, Rihanna, Yes, Donald Trump
because he's a hot, gross mess, but he seems to
just do what he does and that he's doing great.
That can be God's. That's that's Satan's. Yeah, okay, it's
my bad sinners, yeah okay. And then the number one favorite,
I'm gonna say, Pete Davidson.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
What yes, no, ma'am, he's he's he's doing great and
has been doing great since he was like nineteen. Is
he doing grace? Have you seen him?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, the tattoos are coming off. The women still want
to bang him. He looked like a subway spray painted
in the nineties, but he's still getting you know, like
women across the like the spectrum of like hot and successful,
are with him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
And I hate to say this on record, but women
do be dumb. Like women do has nothing to do
with him. It's the girlies, the standards, the eats. Girl.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
When I tell you, the standards start at bedrock and
then go up from there. No shade, but it's like,
you know, you know, bums that ain't got no jobs
that are getting women. So imagine somebody who has status
like that. But you could tell he there's like mental
warfare happening constantly with him in his own mind. And

(17:27):
I probably go through the same warfare, except I'm broke.
I am broken.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I'm not broke. Let me change the narrative. You are
a bed bath and beyond night's time, someone take me,
take me for free. But yeah, women, women do be dumb.
This is true.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Speaking of that girl, I've been watching Love after lock
Up or Love and Yes girl, they have to shut
it down.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now, what is this on true?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Listen, I've been watching the clips on TikTok, and you know,
people get they got ten minute limit and they cutting
it up and they putting the whole Apple episodes of that.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm watching many parts. Okay, so talk to me about
what what's standing out. So, first of all, tell us
what love after lock up is.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
It's these girls that are linking up with these guys
that are in prison for they're doing years. These guys
are doing years, and I guess they you know, have
spoken to them for a long time, or maybe they
met last year. It's all varies, but some of them
are meeting them while they're locked up.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. App. I'm not looking that
deep into it all. I know.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think there's a website where you can write letters
to context.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So you just scroll through the ones that you like
and then you say, oh my god, number sixty two. Yes, yeah,
our producers are in the building and they can confirm
that this is a real thing. But it's like it's
so annoying because it's like, hey, we be screaming we
deserve this, we deserve that.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
And then you see these.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Girls talking to men behind bars, no offense to them.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
They're not free.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
This guy had the nerve to tell this woman, Hey,
I just got out of jail. I'm the catch. No,
you got caught by the police. You're not the catch.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, you got catched.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
What the hell? Like, wait, I just got out of jail.
I'm a catch, Yes, sir, throw it back in. He
said it with his whole, his whole incacerated chest.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And the girls in the commerce was like, and that's
when I would have called the police, said come get him.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right here, yeah, come
get him. Yeah. It's sad.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
And then some of these guys have more than one girl,
Like they're talking to numerous girls and saying the same game.
And then they come out and this one guy told
the girl, oh, my mom's coming to pick me up,
but the other girl was coming to pick him up.
Then he goes to her house, they have sex, then
he goes meet to this other girl. Now the other

(19:57):
girl is a catfish. I'll tell you that not like
the photo, that what she did was a crime. She
was fully she needs to go to jail as well. Okay,
cased up, I mean the amount of teeth that was
missing on the side. I said, actually, you do pair
well with a convict. Wait, definitely hold on with a criminal.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold down.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I wanted to feel sorry for her, but I said, ma'am,
you didn't. You did not photoshop no teeth in your mouth?
So what did you think was gonna happen when we
sees you? So what's the catfish? She pretended to have
teeth when she didn't, or she like face tuned the
rest of her face. She just have photos that she
just doesn't look like that. She doesn't look like that
at all. I'm gonna we're gonna put it in the

(20:38):
photo dump. I'm gonna put it in the dump and
you're gonna see, and I'm gonna show you after and
you're gonna be like, what the fuck she did?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
She did that? Man? Dirty?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
How many teeth can you be missing? Do you have
to be missing in order to be like appropriate today?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
A convict? Like? How many teeth gotta be out? Like
four plus?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I'm gonna say that's that's exactly how many was missing
on each side or one just on one side, like
the whole bag, the whole side table gone, the Western
hemisphere empty. Yeah, And as somebody who was a former
a I'm missing something in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Like, I get it. It's hard to get your teeth
back and missing something in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Sydney, this episode is too sexually explicit.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
No, it's not so, though. What do you mean, Hey,
that's what you're gonna say to Queen the Teva when
you meet her? No, I have I have the tooth down.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
He liked it so much, and I'm saying, like, I'm
not I'm not trying to be too judgmental, but like, girl,
what did you think he was gonna do? And then
the thing that was so weird is that she was like,
I'm gonna meet him, and she was being like, yeah,
we're gonna have sex all night and all and even
for me, who I'm like, yeah, girl, you don't know him.

(21:51):
He's been in jail for a minute.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
How many minutes? How long he was in jail?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I think like since he was eighteen and then he
got out when he was twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, or maybe maybe he was younger than that. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
But when he said on camera he said, oh no,
he told her, he told her, or on camera he's like,
I haven't been intimate when a woman in six years.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
But you have been intimate. Yeah, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
But you have intimate with a woman, and that was
your choice. Sir, what's the last time you were intimate
in ja? I would have just said I haven't been
intimate in six years, but you said with a woman.
Oh yeah, so already already he looked like Chris Brown
with dreads, he got tats, he got light eyes. Oh
you know, he was having a good time up in there.

(22:39):
I wouldn't say good time, but he was having a time.
Time was happening.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But you know, I don't even go there.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I just want to say that the girls I felt.
I was like, man, it's so bad out here.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's so bad. Like it's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
It is that bad because the show has been going
on for years.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Not that bad ninety women.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's women who are doing these things that they feel
like it's bad for them.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
But it's some women that would never ever in a
million years.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
First of all, I don't even know what website that
is convictlove.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Dot gov, like where.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
These women have to seek these men out and then
they find them. I mean, granted, we got friends who
write letters to Luigi jonie Hey and I already look
at them sideway too, I'm saying, baby girl.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Baby girl. I'm like I'm.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Literally like, hey, no, we're judging them too. I'm like,
this is wild. Butlig Luigi killed a part, like you know,
he like modern day Joan of Arc for the White Sorry, sure, no, yes, yes, okay, sure,
I mean I don't even really know a Joan of
Arc deal, but you killed Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I was like, you know what, you know, Luigi is
Joan of Arc for them.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
But these other people who've been in jail since they
were eighteen and got when they were twenty five, what
did they do?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Another woman had a whole business, right, and she said,
so my husband who's in jail, she married him while.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
He was in jail.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
She said, so he's going to be a part of
the company. So we're going to have him on zoom
during the meeting. And everybody at the job was like, hey,
I think no, two weeks for you, baby, I think
my notice is right fucking now.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
They quit.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
The woman is in jail now she was a scam artist.
Of course, they said, hey, she's in jail. She said,
well it was for drugs. So he is a businessman.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I said, oh, did she like, get me out of here?
I said, you know what, I am too conscious.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It'd be why honest, dating is not bad enough for
y'all to be marrying convicts and being number two, three
four on their.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
List of women that they call every night. That's it's
not that bad. But let me take you a step further.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
People think they're better than the love after lock up
or whatever, the ninety day fiance, but hey, love is
blind and then going to like hinge.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I mean, it's all.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Can I tell you what I've been watching? What love
on the specu horse that we root for them with
love on the spectrum is interesting for me because it's
like we think of them as weird, and it's like
are they.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Weird or are we weird?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
We're weird because they'd be like, listen, she don't like
if she don't like trains, she's not for me, and
I love that, And the girl will.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Be like, she'll be like, do you like trains?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, She'll be like, mmm, I'm ready to go home now,
and it's like it could it could all be so simple,
but we legit like we're like, well, I don't like
this about this person, but maybe I could chang or
this is important to me, but maybe it's not that
important to me if this person doesn't care about it, and.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's like we could all learn a little bit from them.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Love on the spectrum is standing on business. They're like,
hey that I'm not this. Hey, They'll be at the
end of the day and like, so, yeah, I'm not,
we're not compatible. I'm not, I'm not We're I don't
feeling you, but I would like to, like, I wish
you well having it, And they'll be like, yep, I understand.
One couple like a petting zoo and she was like,

(26:28):
I like him, I'm going to ask him out on
another date. And he was like, hey, Brandy, this was fun,
but I just want to be friends.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And she was like, okay, I loved it. I loved it.
But here's here's my issue.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Right when we watch shows like that, we got to
have a preference of like you got to know in
advance that they're on the spectrum for you to be
like have empathy.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
But there's so many things of these shows where I'm like,
are you sure those people are not on the spectrum
as well? Because everyone is on the spectrum. Yes, yes,
what spectrum? Are you on? It's how far on it
are you? Yes, it's how deep is your love for me?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yes? Some people I don't know. I'm not saying that
that's what I want. I'm just saying I'd rather do
that than a convict. What I look like Fedra. Okay, Wait,
wait a minute, you think I I'm looking for an
apollo out here.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Wait. She was with him before he went into jail,
that's different. But then he came out, and then he
then he have to go back.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I don't know his life, but I do know that
she was with she had she built a foundation before
he went to jail. Marie, if I go to jail,
you done with me? Well, what you're going to jail for?
Let's talk about it. What's the top three reasons Sidney
would be going to jail? Give me the three crimes,
the I, the R and the silly friends.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
We absolutely can be friends, sister. The only way student loans.
That's the only reason.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
That's the only reason, other than that, I'm a low
abiding citizen.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
And I'm not killing nobody. I'm not selling drugs, I'm
not I'm not stealing, I'm not robbing.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I have been to jail, though, I have, but that
that this expunged.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yes, doesn't it take? No? No, I went to I
went to court and everything, Sis, I have my blazer on,
iron down, I have, I have my business bangs on
and I say, your hona, your hona overrull.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It wasn't mine, It wasn't me. It was me, but
it was not my. I did not purchase that police betime.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
It was a gift. I'll never forget.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Never, never forget, yeah, said the kid. You know, if
you were a jail I would write you letters. You Marie,
you barely right back to my text message, h but
I would write you jail notes.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Girl, let me tell you what mess is happening. You
would send me a voice voice memo. I will come
see you and we would hold hands on the glass. No, Sis,
I don't believe it. I don't believe you're lying. Why
are you lying on the mic right now?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Girl? You don't think that I would show up with
a full camera crew to to see what what.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
You're wearing, what the fit giving.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm wearing a veil, definitely like a like a beanie
with a veil attack. Okay, because I'm distraught. My sister,
my sisters locked up since, first of all, let me,
I'm not gonna hold you. Since they're gonna tell you
a time frame to come, you're you're missing it. You're
not gonna be a you're gonna miss to get to me.
And then you can't take a regular car, take the bus. Well,

(29:28):
I would take a car. You would a car would off?
I said, this is a work expense, Yeah, sister, you
And then and then it would be like months would
pass and you're like.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh, my sis, who's doing your hair in there? Like
you would just ask? Stupid ass girl.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
If they're letting uh jail CEOs jump on zoom calls,
we could do zooms. It's not the same. You gotta
come visit. You could go live on TikTok and I
would join your live.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
That's and that's when I say you're blocked.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Girl, you're blocked. They have social media in jail. They'd
be going viral in the penitentiy. But that's for strangers.
We're actually we're sisters.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, but girl, if you went viral, you would be
the hot convict. You know what I'm saying. Think of
all the brand deals you would get kids. I because
God knows I need it now. Forever Cardier bracelet.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, I could see that girl platinum platinum bracelets, yes, Tiffany's, Yeah,
they would. I could totally see them collabing with me
for so Yeah. I love I love how you know
innovative you are.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm just saying, girl, you know, I'm always saying about
a brand deal.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So yeah, and it works, it works, and you know what,
and I need to move forward with that.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
So I will be going to jail okay for for
the pie? Oh yes, will we? iHeart?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Will we be able to still lock in? Will they
be able to give me some equipment over there?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they gonna send it to you. They're
gonna put it on your books. Oh, send it to
your cos.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
My God, they will know longer be on iHeart, this
will be going on to be still. I will need
the acon convict h chain door being slammed, being.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Convict. Convict. Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
And that's why you never stop working. You're constantly just
keeping it going. I'm constantly not doing the work that
I need to be doing. But thank you for seeing me.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Since honestly, I see the vision and I'm gonna work
on it. I legit.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I've been wasting a lot of time not wasting. I've
been spending a lot of time on Facebook, Marketplace, looking
for new tables, looking for new benches, YadA, YadA, YadA.
I think that if you have a pet, you have
to tell people you have a dog or a cat.
Because I got this bench that I love, I sent
you a picture of I can smell this lady had
two chihuahuas smell when I sit at my at my table.

(31:51):
When hey, y'all, y'all, animals sank like it's just y'all
have to be honest, y'all say, y'all love these animals
so much.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
They smell. They stank.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
They got crust in the eyes, like I know you
feeding them like chicken from scratch or whatever, but they
smell bad. Let me tell you something. Stink, stank stone,
It's stank. And that's okay. The room got really quiet
in here because there's anybody got pan in here.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
And yeah, you have to stinky dogs, okay.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
And I work very hard to keep my home. But
you know what I noticed, did you buy it from
a white person?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
She was give a hispanic shut up.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
White people be talking about their dog smelling, and it's
because they actually don't clean their home.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Mmm, they don't clean their home, but they also don't
clean their dogs. It's the dog.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
The dog be sticking in the house and they don't
properly clean their home because I have panicked asked many
friends when they come home, like, do you smell my dogs?
And they're like, no, it smells like ASoP in here.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
And I'm like, and that's the point.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, no, no, let's just be honest here, what's mess
y'all haveing? These these animals rip and run the streets.
They're on their train.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
You have your dog is train. Your dog is laid
out under the sea on the sea train.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Arrest you need to be arrested. You and your dog
in the pound, in the pound? Why why would you
be having your your labradoodle sprawled out?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
First of all, that's a that's a cute, cuddly dog.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Why why are you on the train and you know
they're not washing the train off the dog when they're
now it's.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Getting on the Creighton barrel couch.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, in the hall place, no offense. It's the dog
in the if you bringing it on the train, and
that's why they were First of all, you think the
bags is just for you know, the people around you know,
it's for you, Mama's you were picking up dick particles,
ship rat.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
All of that is on the ground, it's on the seat,
roach crumb. It's nasty.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
It's nasty, and like, say what you want about cats. Hey,
the cats is inside. They're not going out. They were
once out now the end. But the outside cats are fun.
I've seen them run on a fence and like tightrope
walk and you know, come to somebody's window and be
like me out and then get their food and leave.
They're living on the edge. But those animals are not

(34:08):
coming in the house. They're not coming in my house.
Cats are definitely cleaner than dogs. But also I've never
seen a cat on the subway under a seat. I've
seen a pigeon, seen a pigeon on the train and online,
I've seen a raccoon also or possum on the train,
but never seen a cat.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Cats are better than that. I couldn't even see them
going down.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
They like they can go down, and they like actually
know a cat is like this is what y'all doing
down here?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Absolutely calling a car.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah yeah, so you're on this Facebook marketplace journey, which
is cute, but let's just keep it one thousand. The
fact that Home Interior or whatever is not knocking at
our doors sending us stuff is actually crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I have a new apartment. I'm looking for things.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
You. I mean, you have all the followers. I'm trying
to piggyback off you. The things should be sent to
her and us, because the universe knows that. And that's
why I got that dresser for free. You know what,
people and the universe needs to slide in on over here?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well what you need just to smith. I don't even know.
I can't.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I've actually stopped looking for stuff because that actually is
a mess, just like being overwhelmed with the thought of
putting more stuff because I am we're putting it down here,
I'm saying out, I am a hoarder.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I am a hoarder. I will buy, I will collect,
and then.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Where does it go? We don't know, We don't know,
we don't know. Where do we put it? Oh, I
don't have the space. It's in bags. Bags are everywhere,
but not at the new place. The bags is everywhere
at the new place.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
They're at the new place for ree where I don't know, you.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Know, sitting at her own bathroom, so she must I
can't have nothing nice.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I will say that.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I came in my apartment last night, and when I
tell you, I was praising all Christopher Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
When I walked in, I said, God, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I am not grateful enough last year this time I
was in a room and my friend was.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Barging in with her titty out, like you want some lasagna.
And I'm thankful for that.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I was thankful, But I am so thankful to be
coming into my place, to leave a party early and
just walk in and like home and be alone. There's
no greater feeling. I was still on Christopher Jesus Christ.
But okay, yes, what version you you know what New Age?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
The New Testament, the remix?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yes, yeah, he's got He's got a song with Chris Brown.
Absolutely no, it just it does feel good. And if
you don't live alone, I'm so sorry for you. But
if you get the chance, please take it.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I hope you dance. There's no greater feeling to living.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Alone, like and after a long day of like being
a people person, coming home and not having to talk
to anybody.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I love it so much. It's the best.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
It is I mean, I do you know, I have
a bicoastal roommate, But I don't even want to say
it's a roommate, like because one I'm too over that.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, I will say I'm in a lavender marriage right now. Okay.
And so he's not a roommate. He is.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You're a non physical lover and we share a space
and it's very you know, lots of singing and fun
and you know, eating terrible food. Oh, we're about to
be on our grind.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Are you cooking? You know?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
We did do a version of Sid Can Cook. I
don't know if I'll ever do that again. But it
was three hours, friend, No, it was less than three hours.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
It was a good time. It was a good time.
Sydney made risotto.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh it was mashed potato's friend. Oh, I had no knives.
We used a pizza cutter to cut the pork chop. Honestly,
nobody could write this. When I tell you, no written.
This is why queasin art and uh, you know, I
don't know, I don't know other Cara Caraway.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Caraway need to hit you up. No, well they did.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
When I was doing Sinking Kick before, I mean I
was on my I was on my shit. But now
it's like, you know that the thought, the thought, the thought.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It's so hard to do stuff in being adults.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
But yeah, I guess the last thing I'll say about
Facebook Marketplace is I'll put stuff in an Uber Excel
and the drivers are always pissed.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Why.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
They're like, I'm like, can you fold the backseat down?
And they're like oh.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
And sometimes I don't even order an Excel.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I order a regular Uber and like a Toyota Siena
will pop up and I'd be.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Like, this will do, this, will do. I hope you
got wrong.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Brothers, you know, they hate me with a passion, but
you know, whatever it is, what it is, Oh you don't.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It's also fucking mess.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Apparently when you get older, you start becoming allergic to
things and you start becoming uncool. Because I'm not allergic
to anything, but somehow, some way wake up my eyes
feel like a little itchy or whatever, like around the
like the skin, and so I'm like, oh, you know,

(39:22):
like probably the season's changing or whatnot, pollens and whatnot
just pollinating in.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
My in my eyes and my pupils.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Then I feel like there's kind of like a cut,
like underneath my lid. But I was like, you know what,
I'm real, I'm real reckless with my lashes and my
brushes and stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
So it could be that the.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Next day, wake up fully crust like like elephant tusks crust.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Around hint tusk crust.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's like it's something close to
ex like energy. Ohjacent, it's ezema rising ashy moon, yes,
around one lid, and then the other one was swollen.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
So I said, oh my god, I'm going blind, like
I like literally did not know what was going on.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
So then she's like, take benner dryl I said, boom,
take Benadril, benadrel.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Sleepy as fuck. So I go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Wake up, eyes are better, but it's still kind of
kind of rough. I gotta work that night, so you
know what I gotta do. You know what I gotta do,
go bear faced show. Not who said that cream the show,
Not on my finty, not on my fifty bible.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So I'm putting makeup on, putting lashes on, all that stuff,
and it looks okay. Next day, eyes are just it
looks like tails from the crypt, Like my lids are
so it looks like crumpled a piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Do people want to know?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Are you washing your face at the end of the
the are you washing your makeup? Are you doing a
double cleanse? The people want to know I'm serious. The
people listening are like, well, maybe you slepting your ashes.
Are you fucking serious, Marie? I am a as a
sober woman. I'm sober but inexhausted, but not too tired
enough to take my makeup off. If i'm if I
can't take my makeup off, just no gun to head.

(41:21):
I'm on my deathbed, I can take makeup off, and
you know I love a wife. But also, why would
you take your makeup off on your deathbed? Don't you
want to be glam for the for the crib? Uh? No?
Something about you know, the skin dehydrated and then makeup
on top of it. It's just it's just like throwing

(41:41):
lipstick on a pig. Like it's just it's not really
doing much.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's just so what happened? Because your eyes look great
now they're okay, now they're getting better.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I keep like taking benadryl every day and then like
moisturizing it at night. But it's still really dry like
people say, I look young, But the eyelid is giving
elder it's giving civil rights.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Sure, it's giving we shall overcome it. It's giving wade
over water. We've seen it all.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Okay Anthony Hamilton's song, Yes it has collar greens in
the pot. Yes, big mommy arm, that's what it is
giving right now.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
So what are you gonna do? Are we running up
on a doctor?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Hey, if there's any dermatologists that listens to the pod, well,
I couldn't. I couldn't schedule anything this week because they're booked.
That's crazy. Every time I go to book a doctor's appointment,
they booked. Who is all going to the doctor. It's
a bunch of unhealthy people who are walking the earth
right now. Who is that the doctor when I need
to be there. It's the thing is that we don't
have enough doctors. They're all influencers. They're all trying to

(42:48):
get a bag. Yes, everybody, everybody, the nurses, every legit,
people on the bus, everybody's got.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Their phone propped up trying to get a bag. It's
some doctors on TikTok and it's sad.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
It's like, just do your job. You're not making enough money.
But this wasn't about money. This is about the people. No,
but people want to have met people. But if you're
in that kind of profession, you're here to help. You're
not here to get You're not here to get a
deal with like, I don't know Johnson and Johnson. You're
already working with Johnson and Johnson.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
In the lab.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
In the lab, girl, thank you for dropping a name
brand for me.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
You know what I think is mess.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
People are buying designer products from like Essence and like
websites like that, and then buying the dupe from Dhgate
or Canal Street or whatever, and then returning the fake
to the store to get they real money back. And
then Essence and these companies when other people are on
the website buying the product, they're sending out the fakes
to people who are spending real money. Disgusting And it's like,

(43:56):
where's the quality control here? Because you didn't want to
take those boot back that I sent to you because
you said I warm them, and I warm them in
my kitchen. And now y'all are sending people fixed stuff.
What's that about?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
So it's an eye for an eye? Is that what
you know?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It's what I'm saying because you're saying you're they're all
you're all about quality control, but not really, because how
are How am I returning something to your business? And
it's fake. You not have you don't have people checking
in and see if it's really faith. And this is
this is an epitome of twenty and twenty five.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's like, what's good? Oh, what's good? What what's good?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
You don't have to be qualified, nobody's checking anything, nobody
wants to work anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's like, it's sad. That's what we have to what
we gotta do? Start a farm?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I think we need to go off grid, Carrie, think
about it.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Thank you you? You and I?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
You and I you and I two I us on
a farm. Oh my god, phones going with us live?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Twenty four seven? Girls, if we're live? See and you
just said this.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You want doctor, you're a nurse and you going live?
You want me to be a farmer and you want
me to go and the chicken's gonna stay. And I'm
not killing no cows.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You know, there's no killing of cows on our farm.
So what we what is? What does our farm have?
I think we will tomatoes?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, I met vegetables, because you know, I didn't have
that in my past life.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
So the new life is going to be just veggie based. Okay, okay,
what vegetables? Oh wait, okay, sign not put a pin
in that.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
There's a guy in Providence, Rhode Island that has a
duck named Donnie, and he's bringing Donnie the strip club.
He's taking it to the park. He's it's it's it's
in the hookah lounge. It's dancing. It's the Duck's name
is Donnie duck dot.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, Donnie, it's just Donnie. I went down a rabbit hole.
This duck is happening.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I think it's a duck hole. Oh and also, so
are you saying that you want a duck? Is it
mess to have a pet duck and then bring it
to the club. He's got a chain, he's got a
Thing's got an anklet like it's I like.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
He has an a lit ank lit Marie. I'm obsessed Donnie.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
First of all, I want to meet the doll. I
want to meet the duck. And also I'm like, is
this guy his name is justin something? I'm like, do
you have do you have a girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Like girl?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
The duck is his wife. No, dave have a girlfriend.
The duck is his white duck is his baby. The
duck follows him or the duck ain't going nowhere. He's
treating that duck good. It's getting grasshoppers and it's getting
grilled down.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
The duck has grills like it's crazy all do duck
even have teeth? No? No, but dun teeth.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Marie, you have to see the videos. I need you
guys to get online and look for don.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I watched the video.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Is it gonna dissuade me from eating duck at restaurants?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Do like duck?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
No, we shouldn't be eating duck. I'm again said, that's mess.
That's mess because because you saw a duck in a
strip club was we shouldn't We shouldn't be eaten ducks.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
We shouldn't be eaten lamb. Is that the duck? I think, yes, Donnie,
he's so fucking cute, Marie.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
If what can we can we get him on the pod?
The don Donnie, We need the duck girl, the duck.
Would you guys have would it be okay if we
had a duck on the pod and just talk about mess?
Ducks poop everywhere he's gonna have a little diaper on
the ducks. But he did, he did have He went
to the museum and he brought it and he had

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a he had a pairp.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
This guy, this guy is the guy is genius.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
He takes the duck to the strip club and the
dancers are shaking ass on the duck, and then the
duck is on the strippers ass like, what's what Instagram
or his TikTok, it's don.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Dunky o A. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I kind of like, can we get a mascot for mess?
And we need a mascot, Marie. We're over here, just
humans on this pod. We need to up the ante.
We need an animal that's.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Gross, that's not Gros're just humans up here. Gross. Can
we get a guinea pig? I feel like guinea pigs smell?
And you know what? We should get one cis But
you gotta it's gonna have to stay at your house.
No can do we have space at heart for an
animal from here? Oh the dog can't come. The dog
can't come. Ship Oh my god, Yeah, I found the duck.

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Oh it's a black duck.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yes, of course, when you said duck, I thought white duck.
I thought, no, I was not thinking white duck orange
white cook is not for the streets. First of all,
they get dirty girl. They got a trench coat on
the duck. Yes, he's got he's got hoodies, he's got
all type.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
He's got like the Celtics jersey on like the.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Duck is is is Sydney. You have to go to
bed earlier. There's no reason why you should be watching.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
And I love it. Doug is wearing a jersey with
sleeves but he has wings. I know, I love it.
I like, I have to meet Donnie. The armholes are
just we have to. We have to.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
First of all, we have to get verified on Instagram,
and then we have to slide in his DMS and say, hey,
we would love if you're ever in New York with Donnie.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
We would love to have you on the pod. Girl.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Bringing a duck to a strip is dangerous because like
what if the girls were like, oh my god, they
freak out and they like, she kicks the dup.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
This this when I tell you this duck knows its
way around town and knows how to act like and
everybody picks it up and it's just like chilling.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
And I looked.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
I said, how do you know if a duck is happy,
it's shaking its butt. It's like quacking, you know, if
a duck is happy is a crazy?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Why? Why?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Why?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Girl? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I know you goot other things to do with you?
But this is what's bringing me joy right now?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
And is it mess? Absolutely? But but is it? Is
it making me sleep a little bit better at night?
It is? Well, I'm not really sleeping at night because
I'm watching I'm watching this, but I'm so happy. We Becca,
you have to book Donnie. You have to. It's imperative, Marie.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
If Donnie comes to the building, what's the first question?
Am I talking to the duck or the man? You're
talking to the duck. I'm gonna be like, do you
have any other friends?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
He doesn't. Well, oh, there's a video.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I think the guy got like a little chick, like
a little chicky and brought it in and the duck
kind of attacked it.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
The duck said get out of here because Mike.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Oh, okay, Marie, wait, I have another one. Fuck, I
just missed it because my phone is over there. But shoot,
I had another I had another mess for you. Am
I scaring you?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Okay, because because you know I would like to bring
this back. I brought up our episode with Daniel Perez.
We were being very like, just normal, and I took
it left with the anal thing, and I want to
come back and apologize. I want to apologize to everybody.
You know, we posted in the dump like I need

(51:22):
to be normaler. That's me. I'll say stuff and I'm like, fuck,
why did I take it this far?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Yeah? And yet you do.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
And that's why people like you, Sydney. No sis, you
know what's taking it too far?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Putting a chain on a duck and bringing the duck
to the club.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
No, I think that's genius, and I think more ducks
the duck. If the duck wanted to leave, it would
leave him hews him everywhere. Ducks follow First of all,
if he's had the ducks into it was a duck ling.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Do you see They follow.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Their mom everywhere the mom goes, So he's like imprinted
on him.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
That duck's not going anywhere. You my mom? WHOA, Wow.
I need to be more normal, That's what I'm saying.
This is the stuff that I say. Lol, thank you,
thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You know, I was thinking about you the other day, Oh,
because I what do you think about me? Marie?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Okay, I got home and there was like a tote
bag that I had to shut in the door. And
I was like, yo, remember when Sindny tried to save
that mouse and she and you closed the door on
the rat's leg?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Or Marie, why would you bring that up here? This mess?
This is mess, this mess, Marie. Mess.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Okay, all right, hold on, let's let's ask the people.
Is this mess or living? I see a mouse trying
to get into a building, right and it looks like
I was like, maybe maybe it nobody, maybe he lives there,
but he's trying to get in. So I see him
move and I said, if this is my building, I

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would want somebody close this door so this mouse doesn't
go in.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I closed the door. Mouse is still there.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I said, all right, buddy, come on, you gotta because
it wasn't it wasn't a rat.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It was like a field mouse. I've seen these before,
so the tiny like a little baby mouse, a little
baby mouse.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
So I said, come on, buddy, you gotta like you
gotta go. So then I like move it with my foot.
Its foot is stuck underneath the door.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
A is this mess or living? Well, it's not living
for the mouse? And where were you walking there? You
were like, what's that? All the way over there? That
tiny fussy thing moving? Let me go, let me go
help it.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I was going to drop it, kicked it into the
building and then kick.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I would never kick it into the belting. You chopped
his foot? I did not, But then I was like
what do I do? So then I call a friend.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I call it designated white because I was like, white
people know what to do. I called Mary Beth and
I had her on FaceTime and I said.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Look what's going on. She's like, what you call me?
I said, they're white, They're right, and you know what
to do.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
And she's like she's like, I guess this is like
uh natural selection, Like the mouse shouldn't have been by
the door.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Believe yeah, that said, Marybeth is a good white. I
said no, I said, I feel terrible. What do I do?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
So then I'm buzzing the doors to get the mouse.
I was like, I gotta let this door go. Did
anybody ever open the door?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
They did? He was like, Domino, who is it? Domino?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I opened the door, mouse went in leg literally dragging
behind it. But I said, he obviously lives here. This
is my fault for getting involved, Sydney. You have to
leave these woodland creatures alone. First of all, you are
not snow why.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I feel like I could talk to them sometimes, girl,
I do you can all animals.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I feel like there's something that there's a vibe that
goes on. Animals cling to me. Kids and animals. They
really just out of nowhere. I could just be minding
my business. They're attracted to me. They come to me. Ah,
you say that, but I see you in these animals
faces more than anything. He likes me, She likes me.
And I'm like saying, you have to leave that dog

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in the little vest.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Alone, Marie. When we were in when I was.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
In Morocco, when I fell off that camel, did the
camel talk to you.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
The camels the camel that my camel connected with me?
Did you were not connecting?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
You were not connecting with your You were calling your
camel little Wayne and like.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Being mean to it. We're not my camel because he
was dark skin. Girl.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
We there, baby, girl, I connected with the ground. Sidney,
you are a menace?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Messy?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Are living Sydney? Is Sydney's being? Is it mess are
living me?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Just my existence? Well, let's unpack right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
You uh, born in Harlem, Yes, raised in Oakland, burned
a house down in Oakland?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Is that messy or just living? Yes? Kind of living.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Nobody died, nobody died. Well they're all dead, but not
because of the fire. Not because of the fire. Okay,
so messy. Yes, then you come back here, yes, and
you you know, you have an interesting high school experience.
You were just trying to make it the rule, right, yeah,
just living. Then you become a bottle girl. Yes, okay,

(56:54):
is that wasn't messy. I mean there was messy moments,
but you was just living. They get your boom done living.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, it's a mix, it's a healthy mix of No.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
The boobs was messed because I got my boobs like discounted,
and oh yeah I wasn't. I didn't pay all the hoody,
I didn't pay it all up front.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
So yeah, it was they repoled your boob. No, they
did not. They got it klarna. I do not.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
It was not klarna, but I did. I did drop
half of it off and then the other half So
did you have one implant in out of town, Marie?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I need you to be serious. A big boom, but
a small boob. No, they were all the right size. Okay, yeah,
don't do that.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Okay, so no, but I think if you do get boobs,
you should have the money all together. You should not
do it in install installments because you think they do
a worse job. They're like, well, if you ain't got
all the money, so why should we give you all
the titty. Oh also all the anesthesia? Yeah, all the stuff. Yeah, anyway, whatever.

(57:54):
Now you do comedy and you have your own place,
and you have a closet full of stuff that I've
never seen.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
But you have always saying I'm wearing the same clothes.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
No, no, no, no, you said you are a hoarder.
You have bags and bags of stuff. I don't see
the bags of stuff when I go to come. Should
I take a picture of this and post it? It
might be too scary, it's too scary.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yet what does it look? Send me a picture and
I'll tell you if you should post it. Okay, let's
do that. You post it? Yeah you would because you're
not a mess. But you're messy.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I'm definitely messy. Yeah, and I love mess. And there's
no greater business than somebody else's business.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, that's why people flock to you, because you're not
You're not the mess. You're the curator.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
You're the liaison of mess, right, and yet people flock
to you and leave their mess at your front door.
They do, So you are the curator of mess. No, no, no, no,
you are the the mess confidante. Should we get shirts?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
We gotta start doing this, merch man. Ye'll write this down.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, if you're watching, you're listening to the podcast right now,
write all these things down that we're saying and then
send it to us. Yes, can you and can you
guys do more reviews? We need more reviews. We need
more crazy dms.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
We have some too. Shall we read up? Should we
read some? Yes? Oh okay, I'm gonna read this one. Great. Yes,
I love your podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I just found it a few weeks ago and have
been obsessed. This week's episode was hilarious. Anyway, I'm a
messy bitch, so I figured i'll send you my current
dilemma to.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Get y'all's input. Ready, Yeah, is it mess?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Or is it living to miss my friend's birthday party
the night before my birthday party to have a threesome.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
We're good friends, but not best friends.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Her party is Friday and mine's Saturday, and tons of
people from her party, including her, will be at mine.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Some background.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
The past year, my boyfriend and I have had a
lot of threesomes group sex with close friends or people
who became close friends afterwards. It's been super fun, though
after a while, I began getting a little too jealous
possessive because we've hooked up with women way more often
than men. He strayed on pan I'm a pan sexual woman,
so it makes sense, but why? But still, We've decided

(01:00:13):
to take a break from slutting around so much to
give me a break from compartmentalizing my jealousy, and my
boyfriend has been so supportive.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Of course, he has girls. He's trying to have another threesome.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
However, there's this guy we became great friends with from
one of our orgies last year who lives over four
hours away, and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Become one of my best friends. Girl not possible.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
We talk on the phone a lot, and my boyfriend
supports us having one more threesome with him so I
can have another experience with a guy and because it
sounds super hot, This guy friend is driving down for
my birthday party, and I was hoping to hook up
with him and my boyfriend the Friday night before my party,
but now I just got invited to my friend's birthday
party that night. I kind of wanted to keep the

(01:01:02):
threesome private from some of my girl best friends at
least for a while, so it doesn't change the group
dynamic since he's friends with them too, and we will
see them the next day at my party. But they're
gonna wonder why I'm not at our other friend's birthday party?
Is it mess or living for me to miss the party?
To be double dicked down?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Sister? Why can't you just get it on your birthday?
Why can't the threeesome happen on your birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Why does it have to be Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Right? Is it? Like? Is it solidified in the Google
cow like you can't you can always edit a Google invite, you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Can't go off the books. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
That's like, that's odd, because wouldn't you want the threesome
on your actual birthday, like after your party having fun?
She just don't want to go to her friend's party.
She said, they're not really yes, she really just don't
just stand on assis. You don't want to go to
the party, and that's okay, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
You don't need to go to that person's part.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
We need to I'm going to places that we don't
want to go because then you're bringing bad vibes masty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, but I think threesomes take time, right, and is
that energy? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I think it's a it's like a it's a whole
after it's an evening. I'm pretty sure a threesome starts
at midnight and goes to four or five. Is that so? Oh?
I think I gotta check my Google calendar. I just
feel like it's you know, you won't like rounds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I'm talking from the perspective of these people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
He's driving down four hours, so he's expected to have
sex for at least four hours, Right, maybe after your birthday,
she's gonna be tired.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I'm so disconnected from threesomes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, what if Queen Latifa and Megda and Megan Okay,
Queen h I can't think of it. No, no, just Queen, Queen,
Queen and I need a second person for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Honestly, I just want to talk to her. And you
know what, that's gay, that's living, that's lesbian. I'm like, so,
how did you how did you just? How do you
keep your hair done all the time? And it's never
not I would not ask her that, but I'm like,
how did you? Just like, like, mind your business, not
be any no drama, Like how do you do it?

(01:03:22):
I think you just go home after work and don't
come back outside. No, that's not true. And she's been
doing this for so long.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
It's so like, Wow, if I could do it all
over again, I would. I would like, what would you
do differently?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I would? I would have a queen's life.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That sound like that sound like cookie Lions from Empires.
I said that I would have a queen's life. Thank you, Sidney.
So you're saying due the threesome the day of her party,
I don't know. I feel like you can do it
the day of the party as well. But if you
don't want to go to your friend's birthday, just don't
go messy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Oh that is mess. Stop saying yes. Saying yes is mess.
Saying yes is mess. Saying yes is mess because who
is it really serving?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Because at the end of the day, right after a
certain age, we want people to come. But it's like,
if you don't make it, it's isis like in my
early twenties, I'll be like, I can't believe you don't
make it. But if you are not really my best friend,
like my in rotation, like people I see on a
regular coming to mind, and even then it's like you
can't make it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
You can make it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It happens, you know, like listen, it's your birthday weekend two,
so just make you have planned you celebrate your birthday
that whole weekend. How rude of her to be birth
right before you rude? But also your party was planned
first and then you got the invite for her thing later.
So say you're out of town sucking with your rounds,
you actually something came up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I can't make it. That's it. Hey, something came up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Two dicks, two dicks, one oo che Anyway, happy birthday girl, Yeah,
I hope you do what you do it best for you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should read another one? Yeah? Yeah,
m hm, should I read one of the ones from
the Oh? Maybe I should read it from the chat? Yeah?
Holds one me? Yeah, I mean Sidney you've never been
in a threesome. Oh yeah, Oh it was not good.

(01:05:24):
It was not good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
It was not It was like I didn't I didn't
really want that guy, so it was like he's just there,
but he definitely got jealous. And then we tried to
do it in the back of a car. That was
just yeah, in the back of a threesome in the
back of the car. You already you already in a car?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Was it uper Excel size?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
No, it was. It was like a personal car, but
I can't remember, like a camera. Maybe it was a Mazda.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I can from Masday. They were from New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Whatever, you try to have a three someome in a
car with Jersey plates. Mess absolute, I'm not proud of
that one. Messer living. My friend, let's call her Clover,
is gorgeous, smart, talented and killing it career wise right now,
and yet she's dating a dusty, unemployed bum who doesn't

(01:06:18):
even have the decency to look hot to make up
for it. Hey, guys, you have to stop sending us
this sad, sad mess I don't want to hear about
no more women dating bad dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
We've actually been talking about it is we really have
to shut it down. I just do better.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Uh okay, and this is just an educated guest. But
he isn't laying down good pipe either. My friends and
I all wondered why Clover is with him. We recently
learned that she met him when she was sixteen and
he was twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Man, suluse squee grab hands and where is he? Where
is he? Here is? Get him on the line? Ill?
Is this considered grooming even though they both now full
grown adults.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yes, it was grooming. It was grooming and didn't start
dating until two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
It just hell either way, it is icky. Ultimately, Clover
is an adult and can make her own choices. But
it just makes me sad to see hot, talented women
date these poor cryptkeepers. It is the only option, just
to watch her waste her time with him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Call the cops. Call the cops.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I don't know what the statute of limitations in the
state that you live in, but call the cops.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
You might have to be like the lapd and plant
something girl planted.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Get a case. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I just feel like he's walking around like all loose,
but he's there's something behind him. I'm sure he's fucked up.
I'm sure he does something wrong. He's unemployed, and how
you unemployed and grooming?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Well, you have the time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Wait. Holdana says they started dating two years ago. So
is she eighteen and he Thirtyugh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
I don't know. This is bad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Honestly, y'all got to send that to Olivia Benson, that
this was that was that was too much for me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I can't. I can't handle that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
But I will say, you know, if you're a young
girl and there's an older dude dating you're really young, friend,
that's like seventeen eighteen, we need to we need to
tell an adult. Gotta tell an adult because that that's
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I feel bad like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Ugh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I couldn't sleep at night knowing that a grown ass
man is with a young girl. It's gross. It's got
to be gross. I mean, the girls are dating convicts
and the men are dating children. It's nasty. Dating is
what it is. But it don't need to be that.

(01:08:48):
It does not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
It's just if somebody can describe your boo as dusty,
you doing it wrong, well as somebody who once was
I don't want to say I was dusty but I
say I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Would have a layer of dust. No, like a dust essence,
you know what I'm saying, a dust glade, a glade
like a glaze of dust.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yes, yeah, I had a glaze of dust in my time,
and you know, people got to work through it. But
when she was asking me, should I just sit back
and watch other than if it's not somebody like an
age thing, if your friend is with like a bum
or a weirdo or somebody you don't approve, it is
a canon event and you're getting involved, they gonna go back.

(01:09:30):
They gon't figure it out until they say I don't
want no more.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
That's what I've learned.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Maybe maybe this is the question you need to ask
your friend. You need to be like, is this the
person you really want to be with? And then when
she goes, yeah, what do you mean? And you could
just be like, okay, why what do you like about them?
And then as she's listing probably very few things or
things that sound kind of silly, as she says it

(01:09:56):
out loud, she might be like, oh you know what,
actually this does kind of dumb. Yeah, sometimes you gotta
say it out loud, say it out loud, yeah, repeat
it back yeah, but you people got to hear it
out loud before they can be like, you're right. He
is dusty and in unemployed, and he brings a duck
to the club.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Oh my god, no, not Donnie, Donnie, it's prestigious.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Do you see his his his feathers, very shiny, girl,
his coat, shiny, very shiny coat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Thank you, Sidney. He got a coat on a coat.
Thank you so much. L O L Is there anything
that we missed that we needed to touch on today?
He didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I think we got all of it, friends, I think
we did it, but actually we didn't get all of it.
But I know that we have enough for another day.
There's always that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
There's always mess. And we live in America in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
It's always gonna be mess, always and forever's always.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
And I'm sorry, I'm looking at the duck in the
club on stage. My god, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
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See you later. Messes, boys, Let's go steal some stuff. Yeah. Sure.

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