December 26, 2024 • 55 mins
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Sydnee and Marie! This week the ladies chat their weekly mess, holiday and family mess, and y'alls MESSages!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening to mess heyboo, what's going on. It's very
hot in the studio right it is so hot, And
I brought a turtle neck. I put a turtle neck
on because I was like, it's probably gonna have a draft,
you know that. You know, every every decent room has
a little draft where you're like.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, not decent, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I feel like that's the most of the buildings that
the windows not like updated or double painted or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Like my home draft drafty always.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, if you have any type of equipment, if there's
an elevator, there's gonna be a draft for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well not at I Heeart. They said we paid the
contact bill twice.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They said it's gonna be eighty eight degrees in here today.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'd rather be hot than cold.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I'm gonna say that with my chest, with my
sweaty chest right now, I'd rather be hot than cold.
I can't stand being cold. I'm so uncomfortable. I don't
want to speak. I'm not involved. If I'm hot, like,
I can still you know, be active, I could still
include myself and things. But when I'm cold, I'm gonna
be in a corner. I'm looking for like a little heater.
(01:06):
I need my coat.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Remember we were at a show the other day.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
They didn't they now they didn't pay the electricity for
the heat was off.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
We're in this big ass venue.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Everyone in the audience got a sweater or a shawl
or a passion mena on and we're in the green
room in our bubble coats freezing. I don't even own
a bubble coat, but I had one. One girl at
your bills. AnyWho, I think that I feel like we're
closing out this year so freaking strong, and it's it's
making me excited for next year, which I'm usually not.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm usually not excited for it. Oh, are you not
a this this year is gonna be my year? We
have to stop. Now, that's mess. That's mess.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
There's a thing, there's a thing about manifesting, But then
there's this thing about like you're putting a stamp on it,
like next year is gonna be that year.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh this is gonna be my husband? No, no, no.
Every time somebody has said that, it's the opposite that feels. Wow,
you know, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Anytime I meet a guy that I like, i'd been
like my husband and I that's crazy. Didn't not my husband,
and I didn't even be like, what's his last name?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'd be like, I don't know, I'm not sure talking
about you, Frim, But yeah, yeah, I definitely personal attack. No.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I think you have to say it sometimes, you know,
because words are powerful as hell, and sometimes if you
say this is gonna be my year, it is. I mean,
most years is not. And I think that's what happened
in twenty twenty. Too many people believed that was gonna
be their year, and the whole world had to shut
down because y'all broke it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Y'all broke the world.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's mainly that meme, you know, the meme the woman
with the with the tight bun and she's stepping on
the stairs of like leaving these.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Things yet negativity, negativity Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
People who don't support me, my baby, daddy, your bills,
like you know, when you're letting the check, yes, when
she's walking up those stairs.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I haven't seen it yet. I have not seen that meme.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think people have learned once you use her, it's
cursing the next year.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's a curse. I never used her, but I will.
I do not do it. Marie. I don't want to
see it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
If I see it, I'm going to hit you what
because we need to we need violence, We need twenty
twenty five to be a hit. It needs to be
a hit right now. I checked, well, I didn't check.
A friend checked. Where one hundred and sixty six on
the Apple's Top Comedy.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Top Comedy Podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, it's on the top two hundred to two hundred billboard.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm not mad at that, but it's up to y'all.
This is all you. If you, if you tell a
friend to tell a friend, and tell a friend.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I mean, we could be in the hundred. Listen, Just
put the podcast on repeat. Yeah, listen, and then mute it.
After you've done listening, walk away. You know, that's what
some people do, you know, when they faking streams on
Spotify or whatever the hell they're doing. Who is fake
and streams? I don't know artists, Okay, not us psychotic but.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Drack suing situation.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Kendrick faked the streams and through that faking the streams
created a case that Drake could not get work anymore
because of how inflated.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No Draken still be booked. Drake Drake can't get booked
because he was. He called them a pedophile. That's that's
not a good It's not about the streams, baby, it's
they're calling you a pedophile and a colonizer. That's why
you're not getting booked. Nobody wants those two things around.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm sure Drake is still won't get booked.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, Like anytime that somebody is quote unquote canceled, they
bounced right back, specifically if it's a man with money.
So I'm wondering how it would be if I got canceled,
what my comeback would be.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm thinking about it. Well.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
First, in order for me to get canceled, I gotta
be somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So I'm working towards that. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In order for you to be canceled, you have to
be more messy on the podcast, and every time I.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Try to a little bit closer to MESSI but like,
we gonna get canceled. I know I won't cancel us booth.
I know I gotta stop. I'm actually we're leaning in.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I want you to be your most toxic, your most problematic.
Say say what you want to say, Marie, Okay, stop you, Okay,
let's get yeah, let's do it. Yeah, you know, every
once in a while, I like to help a homeless person,
my bad unhoused person. And you know, anytime I do
something good for them for that community, I'll be like, Wow,
this is banking, this is money saved in my going
(05:39):
straight to Heaven points Like I'm I'm stacking points for that.
And I don't give money anymore because I understand I
don't carry cash anyway. But like if some of these
looks hungry, or they ask for a bottle of water,
or they ask for some food, you know, I'll give
them a once.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Over see if they really need it. They gotta get
their vemos.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Like I'm not being rude, I'm not being rude. I
know you're on house, but I see you on that
little charging port that'd be in the street.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So I know y'all got phones I need if you can.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If you're listening to this and you just so happen
to not be housed, we have to start a Venmo
because I will give I've given somebody a Vemo person,
Yes I have, I absolutely have. Now, I was afraid
how much ten dollars ten dollars, yes, ten dollars, Sydney,
ten dollars, Sydney. No, why girl friends, if you had
(06:35):
cash and like, you know, you give a dollar or two,
No dollar is not gonna work a dollar.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Marie.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And that's what the thing is is that if we
give our money to these big corporations, you know, these
you know, clothing brands, these things that we're not really
getting anything out of, why can't we help somebody homeless
and give them to dollars dollar? Yes, Marie, tell you
what you do get ten dollars? What can I do
with ten dollars? I don't know if I can add
that to the tip for my nails?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
She working hard? Do you need your nails done? Yes?
Do they need that Johnny Walker black? It's not always
a drink. Sometimes it's food.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And so I'm saying, if I the next time I
see someone and they have a phone, but you know
they need money, I'm like, let's start a venmo.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, they might need a bank account. That's what it is.
To yours, baby, Oh just look at to yours. But
hold on, let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So I was walking down the street and this guy
I was trying to shoot the video and this guy
was like I heard him ask for something, And I
was like, what and then when I was walking back,
I was like, damn, I gotta walk buy this man again,
but let me see. And as I passed him, he said,
can somebody please buy me a soup? Can you please
buy me a soup? And I was like, it is
(07:50):
kind of chili out here. And he did just ask
for a simple soup.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Simply a soup.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I could do that. That's not ten dollars. And we
were in front of Golden Crust. I didn't even know
Golden Crust sold.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Soup or they got anything and everything you need over there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Baby, right, So we go in and he's like, yeah,
I just want a chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And I was like okay. He's like, what's your name?
I told him.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He was like, oh, that's my grandmother's name. And then
he told me his name. I'm like, do you want
something to drink? Because I'm like, you getting a soup?
Do you want a juice? He gets a snapple? You
know the snapple costs more. I'm like, you know, you
probably should get with the water, but whatever, And I'm
looking at him and while I'm talking to him, I'm like,
he has really good manners. He looked pretty well kept
his clothes were clean, his sneakers didn't have holes in them,
(08:32):
and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Think this is a homeless man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I think this is a person that maybe lives across
the street and his mom or his girl or whoever.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Was like, you getting on my nerves. You have to
get out of the apartment. And he just went outside
and was like, let me see if somebody who buy
me a soup.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And that's the thing about men. You do know if
they have a home, or they're in a home, or
they have home training or a home training. You just
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
With him.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I think women like you can see if a woman
is like disheveled enough for you're like, oh, something might
be going on.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But like it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Men will get on the train and I'm like, oh,
you know, he's just he might've had a hard day.
And then I really start getting into it and it's like, oh,
his whole the sole of his shoe.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is about to flop off. And then I'll get into it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm like, oh, he hasn't had a haircut, but that
that could be anybody. But then he start talking to
himself and it's like, oh, he doesn't have headphones on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He's mentally ill. So so you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Got to go through all those realize it'd be like, oh, girl,
he's the flock. He's going through it and he's not
doing well and he's on house.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But a woman I can know straight off the back.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I can tell if a woman if something's going on
and she's not house. The homeless woman in New York,
they're gonna let you know, you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Know, coming on the train.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They're coming on the train and they're demanding and they're letting,
you know, get out the way or give me money.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And I like that. They're taking up space, take up space.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Mama, I'm here, and that's why I'm like, you want
of vimo. I got you, girl, I'm not a man.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Come in and they're quiet and they sit down and
they just want you to give the money.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And it's like, no, no, you gotta have a thing.
The women are presenting. They're always presenting on the train
and I appreciate that. I got on the train on
the way here today and this guy got on and
he said, joy to the world, the homeless man is here.
And then he just started asking for stuff and everybody
ignored him.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I laughed. I chuckled. I maybe you know i'd
have did you give him some money? I only had
a twenty dollars bill.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Give up the twenty it's gone. First of all, it's
gonna come back to you. It's always gonna come back.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's gonna it could.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'd rather just stay with me, sis, I don't need
to circle back.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
There's two types of people.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There's people who are gonna give you ten dollars on
your vemo, and then there's gonna be Marie who's gonna
keep her twenty I'm not giving a homeless person in
twenty bucks. I am not Donald Trump, I'm not Rihanna.
I'm not a wealthy person twenty dollars for them? Is
you know, like that'st lynch in their pocket? You know
what I could do with.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
A twenty Huh. There's two kinds of people. People who
are good with money, and see is that what it is? Well?
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I remember waitressing all the time and making a ton
of money, and then when I would go out, I
would tip people well, and like like one time I
was like, damn, I think I gave this person too
much money, and I'm like that's crazy. And then I
went to I went to work that same night and
I probably got like an eight hundred dollars overtip, and I.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Was like, I don't deserve this. I did.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I went to that table twice. I don't deserve an
extra eight hundred dollars, but it happens. So it's just
like I feel like when you put it in you know,
the universe, that you're like, we're living in abundance.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's all it's all going to come back.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And even if it doesn't come back today tomorrow, you
know next month it's going to come. Because you're living
in a you're living in a system that you're like,
this is just for now. Things are going to get better.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh okay, send me message. That's how I've been now.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't think it's amazing to give to get, but
I do believe it's better to give than to feel like, oh,
what if this doesn't come back? You know, you be
like in a lack mindset, and you know how people
do that. They're like, oh, I don't know when's the
next time this is going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Some people don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, some people don't know, But you have to put
it out there that it's gonna have. Like I know
a friend who hasn't worked in I mean this whole
I think this whole year, this whole year, and I'm like,
trust fund kid.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm like, yo, how is how are you maintaining?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And they're like listen, obviously they get patments from other
things or whatnot, but they're like, it's coming and it's
going to be a big one and I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I can't wait for them. I think it's going to
be incredible.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
M Okay, So you Cindy said you don't you can't
give to get, but I think you.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Got to get.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's like saying you gotta give it to get it,
got to get.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It up to get it. Whatever the word is, this
is biblical. You went to church this I didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's just like I remember being with these girls at
work and when it was people's birthdays, I mean, they
going all out for gifts. And then when we would
do like you know, Christmas and whatnot, they go on
all out for gifts that I'm like, this is a
bit much like am I really cool with this bitch
like that? But it's when you live like, hey, it's coming,
and then somebody will come to work and will drop
(13:22):
off an amazing like purse that they're like, I don't
I'm not even having sex with this dude, and they'll
just get like a Gucci somebody dropped off a Gucci
bag or somebody who worked at you know, uh Slawawski
gave them. Get like, I feel like you got to
put it out there and you get it. No, no, yeah,
you are hanging out with people who are giving away
(13:43):
Gucci and Sawarfski crystals. Of course you're giving homeless people
tend dollars. You this is this is your Gucci.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean, I am a mess. You're right.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I obviously nobody should be taking any type of financial
tips from me. If you if you don't want your money,
if you want to make sure that you have the
bear men in your account, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
But Marie, you I know that you are very frugal,
and you know you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't want to say you keep your money tight,
but you you got your eye on it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So I cot my eye on it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But twenty twenty five is my year. Is the year
for my money to fly? Okay, we spending money in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna find the lady stepping
into the new year, and it's gonna say labels and
I'm taking, Uh, you know, I'm throwing away the frugalness.
So really, I'm not throwing away money at a person
who clearly can buy their own soup. But you know
what I'm saying, I just I feel like I work hard,
(14:43):
and I feel like the way that I look should
reflect that. And sometimes now that I'm going through all
my stuff in my closet, I'm like, why do I
have this all?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What are these pieces?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's the mess girl, the fashion not you, I'm not
not I no.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Sister. When she said it, she said, what's what do
you need this for? Don't listen to me. I'm in
a plane, black turnerneck.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But I'm saying, the mess is the how you know,
where there's always some kind of trend happening. You're like,
I need to buy that, And then you know, because
we're not getting staple pieces, then we got a whole
bunch of miscellaneous stuff. They were like, when am I
gonna wear this again? I remember Zendayah was uh. Having
(15:30):
an interview with Andy was kind of like asking her like, well,
how did you get into, you know, going to a
lot of these events, how did you get into the industry.
She's like, well, you know, I was. I was that
girl that wasn't supposed to be at the places I was.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
At, but I always looked good.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She's like, I linked up with law Roach and he
always had me in the flyest, the best. I looked
like I was supposed to be there, So that's why
you know I wasn't. I wasn't established, meaning she needed
more gig or whatever for people to know who she was.
But she's like, they gonna talk about me. She was like,
I was always on the best dress list, and then
(16:07):
I prove my stuff that I'm actually supposed to be
here because I am talented bitch. I look good, I
smell good, and I cannoct and I and I act good.
I work hard, So I want I actually, I too
would like to move into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Put that on a prayer list. But fake it till
you make it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But also, if you look like you're supposed to be somewhere,
people just assume you're supposed to be there. That's what
it is. That's the secret.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like you know how many messages I get in my
DMS a week of people that are like, oh, I
wish I could be confident like you?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like how can I be confident like you?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I say, if you act confident, people just think
you're confident. Yeah, it's truly that simple. You just gotta
again fake it till you make it. You know, it's
a mess transparency. I say this constantly.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
We are yes. I never heard you say the sentence before.
What are you talking about? I say, you know, with
a mess transparency.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, we have to stop it with like I, somebody
will ask a question and I'll literally be honest about it,
and I need to stop. I need to start lying. Okay,
I want to lie more, lie lying. It's not a mess.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Truth is the mess. Truth is mess. Being honest.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
When somebody asks you what you think about this, they
don't want the truth. They want you to fluff it
up and make it sound good so that they can
move on.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
About their day.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It depends on who you're asking, because if you're asking me,
you know, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hey Marie, what you think about this? Is that all
you have? Girl? Do you have something else? Yeah? Another option?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, but I think you know, will you only give
your opinion when you're asked, And I think that's that's helpful.
But I like I like a friend who will tap
you on your shoulder when you didn't ask and be like, hey,
I don't I don't think that was it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That wasn't it for you? So which is it? Friend?
Do you want the lies or do you want the truth?
I want me as a person, I want to lie.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
But if you're my friend, I need you to tell
me the truth so that I at least know the
truth when I'm walking in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It got it, got it, got it? Thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Tell me the truth so I know to walk in
a lie. There is merchants and you see that I'm working.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's a little word. I'm clocked in. It's the hat
hat got me. I'm ready. I was.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I was a little wonky in the beginning. I was like,
what the fuck am I saying?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But oh, so you too, okay? Because I was like
huh and you were like you did? You faked it
till you made it?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Zendaya is a is a beautiful young thing mixed so
exotic to the whites woman anywhere she is people won't
be looking at her.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, she could have had on you know, uh an
H and M collab with I don't know Puuci and
people would be like, oh, I don't know who that is.
But she's gorgeous and she's stunning, and she clearly should
be here because it's hot people here. But she wasn't,
she said at that time, when she was going to
these places, these parties taking photos, people are like, oh, like,
(19:00):
she's cute, but who are you like that?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
She wasn't. She wasn't as big as she is now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And now they're begging her, they're begging for her to
be in these rooms. So what I'm hearing, Yeah, since
I just said I am spending money on my appearance
and the way that I present myself in the new year,
what I'm hearing is I need a link with law roach.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
If you listen in baby, I know you listen to
mess Baby. We number one hundred and sixty six on
the iTunes.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Jaw, I know you got us in your ears right now, baby,
Come on, and what I know you do consulting. I
don't know what the fee is, but you know, maybe
I can invoice you know, big money players. Law I
got ten dollars and I will double that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I have twenty and I can demo you immediately. Let's go, baby, girl, girl,
do you know what happened to me? Do you know
what happened to me?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I went to the doctor today and I had an
annual checkup? Did you know I've never had an annual checkup?
What it's annual? Baby, You're supposed to do it every year.
I she went through the record. She said, Hey, it
seems as if you wait, hold on, you've never had
an annual as in, like, you've never been to the
gylic cologists.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I had to.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I've been to the cologists that I check on my
I'm talking about my actual my body. You haven't had well,
I mean we used to have to get them for school. Yeah,
the last time you got to think so to be honest, yeah,
that's probably the last time I've got to check up.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I go in. You holding together really well?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't know how, and honestly, I'm not going to
ask no more questions. So I go in, But I
guess the last time I checked, I've been five four
and like a half for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That feels no, Well, I throw that in there for
the bitches. Who you trying me?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm five four and a half. I'll smack half your
face off, bitch.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I'm not a fighter, but I'll smack half your face off.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Bitch Like, well, you know I'm not a fighter. But
the nurse or whoever supposed to, you know, do the
the pre.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Check up stuff. She you know, I get on the scale.
I don't like. I don't like that number. And then
she takes my height. Did you have your shoes on,
coat on? No, I took everything off. Oh, took my hat,
my wig, everything, Oh, you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Put your lashes in your lash, took my boobs out.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I did everything.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So I make sure that we're getting an accurate number. Sure,
And she said that I was five six. I said, no,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Sounding about right. I've been five four.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
She's like, well, it says here that you're five to six,
so that's what you are.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Were you were on your thicker side, No, friend, I was.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
This is what she saw and that's what she put
down on the on the sheet. So I go in.
I talked to the doctor. She's talking to me. She's like, hey,
so you know what's your diet? Do you eat vegetables.
I'm like, she said, do you eat vegetables? She said,
it up not hurt, saying you look fat. She said,
it's even drawing, dis babe. What She's like, you're giving
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Michael Jordan eyes. What's going on? Man, it's giving tails
from the crypt No, y'allays, look clear, you put a
little vazina.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, I didn't listen. I come in. I like you said,
I hold up. Well.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But she's telling me all this stuff. She's like, do
you are you active? I said, by active?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Like what do you? She's like, do you run? I
say yeah, for the train. I run for my uber.
She's like, do you walk?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Her eyes like from the from the apartment to the
train to the bodega, you know, to Tzara.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am walking. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So she told me all these things that I need
to do. Okay, give us a couple of the things
so I can keep you on track. She said, I
need to be having vegetables or fruits, like at least
five times a day, five times, five times a day?
Can you name five vegetables?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Forts? Potato? Is that a potato? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Free? Why are you my friend? Every day?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm like, yo, you are a dodo head. I am
I can give blonde every time. I'm gonna say it.
I am black. Jessica Simpson I would say that, and.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You know I can about her. They sturty as, come on,
give me, give me, give me the vegetables. Baby, I
don't give people.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Take There's there's broccoli, spinach, you know, peppers, zucchini. Yeah,
I said, peppers, yeah, peppers, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It on, bitch. How dare you whatever it's in my shirt?
Fried rice, yes, peppers, mushrooms, beans are bean sprouts, bean
sprouser are vegetables. I don't but with those yes. So
she was like, oh, you know you need to have
fruits and vegetables. Uh you.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I told her how much you know, coffee and candy
and stuff that have.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
She's like, do you have diabetes in your family? What
I said, what do I feel racist?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Is it racist or is it a question that woman
if they got diabetes in their family?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, it's racist. And she asked me if there was
sickle celling in my family. Well, she already knows. She's
seeing your chart. She know what's in there. She said there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Before there's nothing on the record, but there's nothing on
the record, I've never stepped in.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Do you have single cell in your family? And no?
So I said, I said, now, when you.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Say family, can you tell me what that means? I said, well, no, no, no,
My my great aunt and uncles had diabetes. My grandmother
but like not my not my mother, not my sister
or my brother. I don't know about my dad, but.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Like you got it. No in my immediate family. No, no,
no diabetes or high blood pressure. Okay, so everybody has
two feet yes, yep? Or just who? So I put
in the group chat. I say, hey, y'all, y'all know
five to six. I'll fight all y'all like I was.
I was really excited because I was like, damn, I
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grew like that. I actually felt more confident.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh my god, I felt like the powerful, Like it
felt good to hear the five to six. And then
Amina was like, oh, you're too old to be figuring
out your height right now.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think you need to get a second opinion.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
And so before I left, I doubled back and I
went back to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I said, hey, she told me that I'm five to six.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She's like, were you wearing shoes? I was like, yo,
I need y'all to know. Of course, I took my
shoes off.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's a little hue on those.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Girl she took my she was like, you're not even
five five. She's like, you're five to four in a
quarter so and I said, I want that woman's badge number. Okay,
because she clearly doesn't know what she's doing. She she's
getting the height wrong. I don't even want to trust
her with my blood. But she did take your blood,
didn't you? No, No, another woman did. They had a
lot of people working. That's what happens when you go
to the doctor in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That was my fault. I should have went down in time.
Don't done. Don't don't is mess? Friend? For real? Thank
you for sharing that struggle.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Now, should I be like reminding you to eat fruits
and vegetables?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like, how are you gonna be doing like green juices?
Does that count? Did you ask the lady? I'm mad
at myself. I'm mad. The mess is me, and the
mess is me. The mess is me.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Because I allowed myself to go that long without taking
care of myself. I just feel like if I look
good on the outside, that's enough, and it's just not.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's yeah, you know I feel that.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That's why I've been going to the dentist, and that's
why i've been you know, I'm slowly working towards caring
about me.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But you know I'm like my hair, my nails, my skin, if.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
All that's together, mighty buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh, I saw where you were going, but I missed it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'm not as swift as you, but as soon as
I Right now, I feel like I look tired, like
I want to get filler underneath my eyes. So for Christmas,
I want to get filler. I want to get botox.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You don't want tired, I girl. I've looked. How many
hours of sleep are you getting a night? Girl, I'm
sleeping seven hours. How many hours are you sleeping? Not
a lot? Not enough. I'll be the first one.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I mean, you saw I was in the document with
you last night at I don't know, two three o'clock
in the morning, like I thought I was gonna go
to bed early.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Didn't every day this week I want to get filler
so bad.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you're listening, somebody who's obviously qualified and deals with
black women, I won't mine a little bit of filler ila.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Women felller different than beige lady philler.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, I think it's about the person who's doing it
because they know how the structure of people women of
color like is different. Okay, okay, that's let's add that
to the Christmas list.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Filler for the filler for my sister and I.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, philler for my niggad that's no, not philer for
my filla pilla with an a with a.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Okay, that might be the tire, that might be the title.
Can they do that on I heart? Don't do that.
It's fantastical self.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I'm gonna say that right now, like.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, but the holidays are coming up, are you gonna, Well,
I ask if you're gonna do a Christmas tree? But
maybe in the new place.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I just got a text that that they got approved,
that they sent the application in, that the everything is
together that they sent it in. Now, okay, we see, Okay,
so you know what, Yeah, Sidney, we'll get you a
Christmas tree. If I get an apartment I will get
we'll go get a little tree.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you want me to text to get you Christmas
tree this year? If they're listening, they might be.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
If they're listening, send Marie, seventy five dollars or for
a tree.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
For our tree. That's not who I was talking about listening.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Seventy five dollars for the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
This is messy. Thank you for seeing me. How much
does a Christmas tree cost? It's saying that they're too expensive?
Now they're okay. I was.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I was walking by and uh, I asked one of
the because I was like, man, these looks so beautiful.
That's the thing about Christmas or like the holidays. It
really lets you know like how amazing your childhood was,
or like what traumas you have, because sometimes you'll see
a Christmas tree and you're like, damn, I feel like
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it feels like a good hug if it was like family,
It feels like giving you smell like the pine and
you know everybody's emotionally intelligent like that.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That's when I see a tree sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But yes, no, I went and I saw a tree
and I was like, man, this just feels so holiday.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
And I asked.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was one hundred and fifty dollars for the tree.
I think like maybe six feet.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh yeah, so hey, y'all looking like, yeah, that's a seal?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Hey can you send me one hundred and fifty dollars,
No tree, Why is the tree that much?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well, where old are you? You was in Tribeca. No, it's
in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh you know they say by the It was by
Union Hall. They say, well that's yeah, that's park, Slow Park.
So that's you know, people with two family incomes, you know,
doctors and lawyers and engineers live over there. They say,
home depot is cheaper for a tree. How much of
the trees at home depot?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Girl, I don't know, but when I call, I will
let you know. Please let us know. Let's post that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
What's too late to leave a tree up? Like when
do you take it down? Like right after Christmas? Do
you leave it up until January fifth? Like because people
be putting the trees out like end of January. They
be real dry, real crusty, real ashy.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Let me tell you one thing.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
If I spend one hundred and fifty dollars on a tree,
which is there till spring break? That's what I'm saying, Like,
I'm actually I'm gonna plant the tree a tree. A
tree grows in Brooklyn, I will make sure that tree
is out front. I will make sure it's in the
ground and will grow from a tree.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Grows in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
What's the good price for a Christmas tree in your mind?
Eighty dollars? So y'all give a homeless person ten dollars. Yes,
and you want the tree to be forty dollars more
than that? Yeah, because it's a tree. You cut down
a tree. Y'all didn't have to pay for the tree.
The tree is just that's that's the Earth's tree. Well,
how does this work? Because maybe we should open a
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Christmas tree lot?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Should we do it? We just gotta go upstate or
can we go to New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Like? How far can we go across the street? And
I think it doesn't have to be a Christmas tree.
I feel like you have to get like licensing for
that or like you have to do. You can't chop
a tree down. Yeah, I don't think you could just
chop trees down from white men tapping. You need to
answer this question if you're listening to the pod, can't
just how do you get a christ Miss tree lot
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up and running? You have to first of all, you
gotta be able to go to a place that has trees.
A place that has trees has a lot of people
who probably don't like us. You know, our relationship with
trees in history. Oh I don't need none of it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's what Sydney. You don't remember. No, you don't remember Rosewood.
I didn't see that movie. You didn't see the movie. Man,
it's crazy Christmas. I don't want to watch a black movie.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I just saw the Lazzy Lohan movie.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Wait, so you're not watching black historical movies during holidays. No,
it's not part of the koker not even watching it
on a non holiday week.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hey, that's mess, friend, He's not the season to be sad.
I tell you, I just.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Watched the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie and I said, oh,
and some one of some one of the guys in it.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
We know he's a comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And I said, oh my god, look at John he
plays her boyfriend. But yeah, yeah, I'm watching that girl.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
What you know what?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Maybe Mad the Best Man the Holiday. I ain't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That was supposed to be like a holiday like feel
good movie. No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Spoiler alert Morris chest Stunt's wife dies of cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's all spoiler. Oh no wait should
we bleep that out?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, no, are we cutting that out? The Holiday? The
Best Man Holiday? The Best Man Holiday. I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's the one with Queen the teeth. Yeah, that's good.
I love that.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's a good movie. I thought she was dying so
she spent all her money.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I love that movie. That's That's gonna be my energy
for twenty twenty five. I'm just gonna blow all my money.
And no, Marie, we're not doing that. You're not having that.
Come on, you're gonna be seen thing, but you're gonna
take you gonna see me. I'm gonna be running late.
My shoes gonna be i'm ea walking pigeon towd. My
toe's gonna be pinched. You gonna be like, girl, what
are you wearing. I'm gonna it's a ferragama. I'm raring
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a Versace T shirt that I paid three hundred dollars for.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Please don't may fully against that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What Queen Latifa said, and Zendea said, and Sydney said,
I should do this, So I'm gonna do it. Okay,
So a Christmas tree I think should be sixty dollars.
I think it's a mess if it's more.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
When do you take it down.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I think you should be taking your tree down depending
on how much money you spend. If you spend three
hundred dollars on the tree, that shit is staying up
until June. I think if you get it, it lasts
based on when you got it. If you get it
at the beginning of December, it's not making it to
the end of January. And if you get it, you know,
if you you know you you frugal, you group on it,
you wait till Christmas Eve to get the tree, then yeah,
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you can leave it up for longer.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You can take it down on your breath. How do
you feel about artificial trees? I don't I mean, I
don't love a fake tree.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I understand why people do it, you know, because you
can fold it up and put it in the closet
and been fluff it back up for the new year.
But I like how the new ones smell, the clean ones,
the clean ones, the real one smell.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You just put the you.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Know, the little glade, plug plug it in, plug it
ye get under that yo. I will say I had
an ex that had the plugins and it would always
be like apple cinnamon, so it always smelled like Christmas
At his place, which I needed because he was in
a studio apartment, and you know, the bathroom was in
the bedroom, so I needed that smell to feel like
it wasn't you know?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We met somebody this weekend. They dated a guy. His
toilet was not in the apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You had to get a key and go across the
hall to take.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
A dump and come back inside. Was he in a dorm,
because that only works in dorm. It was an apartment
in the East Village.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
When you think about it, though, that makes sense the
East Village day, those apartments be wild.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It'd be like a bathtub in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's that proper New York tenement housing realness. So you
hear that if you're an in cell listening to that,
there's men that have apartments no toilet in and they
still banging somebody back out, do you understand?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
So if you can't get get a lady.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
If you can't get that might be a you problem
because the women are doing it. The standards are underneath
the ground, right, so it's like work harder.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Maybe throw your toilet out. Maybe that'll throw your toilet
out and you'll bring a woman in. Yeah, but that's
just crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Like, if I didn't have a toilet in my house,
I would never invite people to my house.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
It's never like my house I.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Have all you know, I got walls and windows and
you know, furniture and toilet paper in my house. Tupla,
and I still will be like, oh, my apartment looks
a little crazy, like no one can come see this.
This is just just from my eyes only, and whole time,
it's people who have no toilet in their house that
are inviting people over. Someone on Instagram told me they
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went to a guy's house and he had a bucket
full of pea in his kitchen.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Maybe it's the same guy.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Maybe he didn't have a to he was he had
a pee bucket in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I went to a guy's place and he was, you know,
stealing somebody's electricity. And then he brought me into another
room that was piles of clothes that were like mill dude,
mill mill dude. He I was like, I'm leaving. He's like, no,
I want to show you more of the house. I said,
I've seen him.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Why are you showing me that. I said, I've seen it.
I don't need to see no more.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Rape, No no, no, He's like, no, no, no, the place
is bigger than this.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I said it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Actually, probably you need probably need to scale man down.
Something seem on men is too high.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know what? That should be your new year's resolution
for the new year, like a man.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
No, I will not you will not catch me if
I'm missing, if things are not working, You're not coming
to my place. It's not happening. Oh, I can't wait
to get to get an apartment. And it's like everything
is in order. I'm making sure the sheets match, there's
toilet paper, there's pots and pans like you tenda.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Way back up, back up, back up, back up, pots
and pans. So you planned to cook, well.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
If you're listening out here, if you're like a cook
wear company and you would like to send me something
for my new apartment, gladly will take it and maybe
I'll go live and cook. Maybe i'll do sit can't
cook again, maybe I'll bring it back. Twenty twenty five,
we were turning a new leaf. You understand.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I love that. Okay, Wait, so is that a good gift?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Because I'm going to a holiday party tomorrow and I
have to do white Elephant, which I learned today means
give a cheap gift to people.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You don't care about.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's what it That's what white elephant means. So can
I get you a fifteen dollar pot?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And or now that?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Now I think you could get some things that are cheap, right,
you know, even cosmetic things, but pots and pans. You're
gonna have to come up off that card, babe, and
you're gonna have to spend that money, right, don't.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Because the cheaper the cook where is the more it's
gonna be like burnt and look like it's gone through things.
It's not scratchy, and the flavor, the flavor is not
gonna be It's gonna be trapped into the pot and
not the food. Nah, you know what's gonna happen. The
pot is gonna cook into the food. And now you're
eating micro titanium. Yes, and now you're causing cancer. So no,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm causing cancer. Causing cancer.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, listen, if you get the cancer, we can sue them.
Now you're rich, you full of cancer, but your bank
account also full. Come on, Aaron Brockovich, I knew that
was coming. Aaron Brockovich, is that beach favorite movie? I
watched that during Christmas as well. I'll watched I'll watch
Aaron Brokovich before I watched Rosewood, watch a white lady
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struggle with her kids in a red truck, before I watched.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Twelve Years a Slave. Oh, I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Everybody, and you get Lukemia and you get Lukemia, I'll.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Do I'll watch that.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I walked into that before doing Roots again again. You
know I watched Ruth. I'm all set, okay, so let's
just talk real quick about what's.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Top last minute Christmas gift? I this list the top.
Let's list the top. We can do ten together, last
minute Christmas gift.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, I think people need to st giving. You know
those journals or like where you like gratitude journals or whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You were gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I was gonna give my sister one and you know,
she got this new job and she's happy now. So
I was gonna say, hey, girl, wake up and brag
about what you like.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But you're saying no, no, no, no. You know what it's
me because I need to work on my gratitude. So
scratch that. Put that back on the list. Back on
the list, maybe a vegetable that maybe vegetable. You might
need a bad rusted potatoes. Actually, my bad, that's a
stark him Kale.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Candles are a tough one because you don't know if
somebody likes a certain scent.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Also, perfume is hard, so it's gonna be like it
gotta be something clean. Oh yeah, that always works, something
like powder, linen, like a linen. I mean, I don't
like anything that smells too sweet.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
M m. Somebody got me like a birthday cake candle
for my birthday and I said, you don't care about me.
It's not even sowy. You clearly hate me and you
want me to die. Okay, Oh, you know it's good
that people need underwear. I think underwear. Underwear is a
great gift. You buying panties for friends?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, three for thirties, absolutely, I could.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like, you don't know the amount of panties that I
bought in their missing.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I need more panties. They taking them at the laundry.
So if you want to get me some panties front,
I'm not mad.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I went to pick my laundry up a couple of
weeks ago and they there was somebody's underwear in there.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I can give that dumb to you for me. No,
they're not gonna fit me. I already know they're not
for me.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But I remember, you know, sending out my laundry and
there were you know, these specific pair of panties that
were missing, and I let them have it. I said,
my panties are gone. I don't know what the hell's
going on over here. I trusted y'all.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I show you.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I show you basically what's going on in there. And
now you're gonna take my.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Panties going on and there is craze.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Now you're gonna take my my savage fenty panties. Come
to find out a year later, pannies and I and
I want to go there and be like, hey, y'all,
my dad.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But you had them. They were no they were wrapped
up in some like bag or whatnot. They were dirty,
panties just went hurty. You didn't even drop them off.
Weren't clean.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
They never made it through the laundry. Okay, y'all put
panties on. There is money, a good last minute gift.
It's not thoughtful, but you know everybody needs money, but
you don't even want to give people money.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So surprised then that would even be not the callback.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
No, I feel like a gift card is a good gift.
Gift cards are like especially like if you have a dad,
Like what do you buy a dad slippers, a belt,
a hammer?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Like what's the good?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't know what a good dad gift is. And
I've had a dad the entire time. I just assume
dads have everything they need. It's like, you got a
woman that kind of loves you.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
You're fed every day, you got your feet, You're good.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I don't know if it's love in my house. I
think I think my parents are fond of each other,
and and that is what marriage is after thirty years.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I don't want that. I don't want I don't want that. Actually,
you know what, maybe I do.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Maybe I want to start a relationship with somebody who's
gonna do all the right things and buy me Christmas
Street and do all the do all the right stuff
that is in love with me, and then you know.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I'm gonna just be fond of him. You think that?
Do you think that's? Would you dance at my wedding
for the man that fund of him? Gonna object? I'm like,
it should be me, that's my woman? You know how
many podcasts years we spend together. I should be laying
in that bed. Girl should be fond of me. Anyway.
(43:45):
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Speaker 1 (43:51):
Pens, Yes, like the nice, really beautiful, A beautiful pen
that like that has their name on it.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Oh, that's cute. I don't know if I like a pin. Yeah,
I'd rather you give me a notebook. But you need
a pin to use the notebook. But I can go
to the bank and steal a pin. And Chase got
good pins. Shout out to you, Chase. This podcast is
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Speaker 1 (44:14):
Sapphire, I'm opening up an account with you. I'm trying
to get a high yield situation and learn. I learned
that at the doctor's office. Nodding, oh, Marie before before
(44:44):
it because we damn we spent so much time with it.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
We had a list of things that we were going
to talk about. Truly. Okay, so this is mess, or
you can tell me if it's not. So.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
This guy is videotaping his girl going into the hotel room.
There's like roses and lights and candles and balloons and
all this other stuff. It's her birthday. They get to
the bed in big old like letters and light pedals,
rose pedals. It says face down, ass up. And so
now that there's a huge debate on TikTok whether it's
(45:19):
like doing these surprise hotel room setups, is it romantic?
Is it like the way to go because it's like
leading to sex, and then like sex is not romantic anymore?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
What's your thoughts. I think some sex could be romantic.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, but you know people are if it's if it's
my birthday, but you're saying face down, ass up, that
feels like it's your birthday.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
It does feel like it's your birthday, So that's not romantic.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And also, why are you videotaping and posting it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's the thing that's the most embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
If you want to do that for me, beautiful, let's
do it in private, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It between us.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
But once you involved everybody in a mama to like
comment on, like, oh, it was a nice video until
I saw the ass down, you know, like right, because
I was like what I say? Does I say I
love your ass? No?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I was trying to read there some struggles reading it
face down ass up.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, but I mean even watching the video watching her
open the door, it felt like she didn't really want
to put a key card and she knew he and
he was like the music he was playing rod wave,
rod Wave on that blast. That's the sexy oh I
love you You're my girl music. Absolutely not no, thank you, No,
it's roadway. Sounds like music that a guy. It's kind
(46:38):
of spiritually in touch, but also might sell drugs.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't want to and roses don't pare well road wave.
You're doing a great job for you and your people,
but I just don't want to hear it. If you're
if you're trying to get the the mood started for me.
He road wave music is for pregaming, you know, d
you taking shots?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Edibles rolling Uber is.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Here, you're taking that last shot. That's that's what that
is for. Oh my time, I don't know that's that
you don't that's the song that that's the song that
was playing.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah AnyWho, So yeah, the girls.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are like, we don't want to do surprise hotel rooms anymore.
That's the hotel rooms that like are set up with
balloons and will you be my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
They're like, that's out, that's out, that's out. I mean
no more. Listen, listen punching. It's gone punching.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
If you want to decorate a hotel for me, do
it tastefully, but make sure it's a nice hotel. Like
if the hotel is already nice, then you could put
it could be like a couple. It could be like
four petals. It could be you could get a bouquet,
shake it and I'll be like, oh.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Is that shot? And yeah, like you know, it's a
way to do it, and it'll be cute.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
But if anything that's a trend on social media, it's
not gonna be cute.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
No more. It's not cute.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
And I know that y'all have it in your hearts
that it's like go to party city, do not, don't.
Don't do the party. The party city balloon set up
with the letters and something about it gives birthday party.
It never feels like, oh will you be mine? Is
the im wrong?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Like I don't know? Did the letters just don't give sexy?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
It gives like, oh we turn it up or happy?
So you think they should get the balloons from Amazon? Yes,
Amazon got good balloons shut out to Basitos, he's always
doing what he needs to get done, and unfortunately I
hate supporting.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I hate supporting.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
But also this pod is sponsored by business no it Yeah,
I saw somebody ordered happy birthday balloons and they didn't
send her a D.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
They send her two a's.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So the birth the balloon said happy birth a happy BIRTHA.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
I should like that. That's funny. I was thinking, friends
are greatz no one was actually reading it. We know
it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I'm sad that we, you know, didn't really get to
everything that we needed to do.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
But we have to do at a message. We got
one of those. We got a shore you want to
read that for me?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay, Hey, messy besties, say hi back, Hi, love y'all,
and glad you're back. Let's hop into the mess of
it all. A very cute stud started temping at my job.
A month then, my best friend started having flirty back
and forth with her.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
They went on a date, kissed, and some finger action.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Afterwards, the temp told her she wasn't ready for anything
serious because she had just got out of her relationship.
A month later, she went to my friend's my best
friend's birthday party and was on her body all night
and made out with her at the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Okay, fast forward a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm walking down the hallway and see the temp chatting
with another coworker.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Who I'm friends with.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
It looked cozy, I told my work rest of yea,
I just saw the two chatting, but didn't mention the
co this. The second coworker later told me that they
had went on a date and told me not to
say anything, so I didn't. This is awso mess and
I don't want any parts, sincerely, the keeper of mess.
So the temp is trying to be messy full time.
(50:16):
It sounds like and if you're a temp, that's your job.
You're not gonna be there long. You're like we in
and out, Mama, I'm gonna be here for like what
sixty days at es. So you go in, you do,
you do kind of the bear men. You make friends,
ruin stuff, steal, and then get up out of there.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
That's what temps do. Print stuff. Oh, yes, you have to.
You have to.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Print anytime somebody needs something. Reprinting, reprinting, reprinting, even stuff
you don't need. It's one hundred pages.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Let's do it. We're doing that right job us in color.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
I'm printing flyers for the church. I'm printing you know,
lost dog posters. I don't even have a dog, but
that's what I'm doing on company time.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, so how you feel about this situation?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
So she went out with two different people that work
in the same job and finger actions both a little
finger pop.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
If it's if it's the type of stud I think
she's talking about. Yes, yeah, every everybody can get it.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Anybody can get this index finger let's go, baby.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
It's mess. But also, you know, she just living.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
She told the first one she she just got out
of something. If you just got out of something, you're
gonna be even more in the streets, right. And also
she don't really want to go back to you because
it seems like you have feelings that well. Your friend
probably like said express like, oh you know, I could
see myself with you, like you know, during Christmas with
matching pajamas in that way the store. The stud packed
(51:48):
her her backpack up quick and was like, yeah, now,
this is not the kind of situation I was trying
to have.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I just was, you know, trying to do something light.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
It's like, you know, is it possible for two women
to date casually or hook up casually?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I don't know about that life. Oh that's true. I
don't know. I would not know. I can't. I want
need cuffed Washington.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I had light things with men because I've realized I
don't like them. I don't really want to be with them.
They mean nothing to me. And uh, you know, I
just used I used my body in a way that
I shouldn't have, and and now I'm not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It sounds like you could do only fans. You use
your body in a way you shouldn't have. It feels
like you're not really trying to.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Get this Christmas Street paid for, because this is all
I mean, we hit all the topics, but the topics
we hit it.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
All comes back to this.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
You've used your body before, and now you're saying you
can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
But if you hmmm, interesting people people will be like, well,
I'm drooling.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Thinking about man only that's not dass crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
My sister's w at iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
No. People were like, Sidney, it's crazy that you're a lesbian.
You're always talking about being with men. I was like,
because that's that's comedy to me, that's funny. That is
that's the only time I can l O L is
when I'm talking about my you know, past romps with
the opposite sex. When I'm with women, I cherish that.
(53:19):
That's special. That's not for everybody. Y'all don't deserve those instances,
those sweet moments.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
So I try to keep that close. But men being
with men, that's the streets tunny who said you about
being with men?
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Somebody on Instagram last night. They was like, hey, you're
always talking about men. What's up with that? Aren't you
a lesbian? And I said, hey, mind your fucking business,
and yeah, I do talk about men because that's funny.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
That is a haha. Okay, imagine imagine a p inside
of me. I can ew You know I'm a good
Christian there straight mind out here, girl. You know what,
I'm gonna pack my straight pussy and packed my straight
(54:08):
pussy and goes to sight O. Friends, we got it,
but can we well?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I Heeart said yesterday we have to put little stars
and a couple, Yet your pussy. We have to do
the money sign over the yes yes pu girl. It's
a lot of edits in this one that might be
the title to a lot of edits, like I gotta
take the part out where my brother has.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I think the name of the episode should just be yes.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Okay, So guys, make sure you're sending us your mess.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
It's good, you're getting better.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Also make sure you're reviewing us on Apple iTunes or whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Let the podcast play play play like you know you
got a trip for five hours?
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Play yes, keep playing it on. Yeah, and tell everybody
we post in to listen.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Matter of fact, put that. I know you're listening to
roffin around, cut it off, put mess. Yeah, that is
the music that you need for the holidays. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Girl, you're trying to get me to watch Roots.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
You need to be listening to. You're in a mess
this anyway, I have a doctor's appointment. I gotta go.
Okay anyway. Five Bye.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts. Created
and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced
by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,
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You're listening to mess heyboo, what's going on. It's very
hot in the studio right it is so hot, And
I brought a turtle neck. I put a turtle neck
on because I was like, it's probably gonna have a draft,
you know that. You know, every every decent room has
a little draft where you're like.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh, not decent, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I feel like that's the most of the buildings that
the windows not like updated or double painted or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Like my home draft drafty always.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No, if you have any type of equipment, if there's
an elevator, there's gonna be a draft for sure.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well not at I Heeart. They said we paid the
contact bill twice.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They said it's gonna be eighty eight degrees in here today.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'd rather be hot than cold.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I'm gonna say that with my chest, with my
sweaty chest right now, I'd rather be hot than cold.
I can't stand being cold. I'm so uncomfortable. I don't
want to speak. I'm not involved. If I'm hot, like,
I can still you know, be active, I could still
include myself and things. But when I'm cold, I'm gonna
be in a corner. I'm looking for like a little heater.
(01:06):
I need my coat.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Remember we were at a show the other day.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
They didn't they now they didn't pay the electricity for
the heat was off.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
We're in this big ass venue.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Everyone in the audience got a sweater or a shawl
or a passion mena on and we're in the green
room in our bubble coats freezing. I don't even own
a bubble coat, but I had one. One girl at
your bills. AnyWho, I think that I feel like we're
closing out this year so freaking strong, and it's it's
making me excited for next year, which I'm usually not.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm usually not excited for it. Oh, are you not
a this this year is gonna be my year? We
have to stop. Now, that's mess. That's mess.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
There's a thing, there's a thing about manifesting, But then
there's this thing about like you're putting a stamp on it,
like next year is gonna be that year.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh this is gonna be my husband? No, no, no.
Every time somebody has said that, it's the opposite that feels. Wow,
you know, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Anytime I meet a guy that I like, i'd been
like my husband and I that's crazy. Didn't not my husband,
and I didn't even be like, what's his last name?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'd be like, I don't know, I'm not sure talking
about you, Frim, But yeah, yeah, I definitely personal attack. No.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I think you have to say it sometimes, you know,
because words are powerful as hell, and sometimes if you
say this is gonna be my year, it is. I mean,
most years is not. And I think that's what happened
in twenty twenty. Too many people believed that was gonna
be their year, and the whole world had to shut
down because y'all broke it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Y'all broke the world.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's mainly that meme, you know, the meme the woman
with the with the tight bun and she's stepping on
the stairs of like leaving these.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Things yet negativity, negativity Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
People who don't support me, my baby, daddy, your bills,
like you know, when you're letting the check, yes, when
she's walking up those stairs.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I haven't seen it yet. I have not seen that meme.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think people have learned once you use her, it's
cursing the next year.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's a curse. I never used her, but I will.
I do not do it. Marie. I don't want to
see it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
If I see it, I'm going to hit you what
because we need to we need violence, We need twenty
twenty five to be a hit. It needs to be
a hit right now. I checked, well, I didn't check.
A friend checked. Where one hundred and sixty six on
the Apple's Top Comedy.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Top Comedy Podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, it's on the top two hundred to two hundred billboard.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm not mad at that, but it's up to y'all.
This is all you. If you, if you tell a
friend to tell a friend, and tell a friend.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I mean, we could be in the hundred. Listen, Just
put the podcast on repeat. Yeah, listen, and then mute it.
After you've done listening, walk away. You know, that's what
some people do, you know, when they faking streams on
Spotify or whatever the hell they're doing. Who is fake
and streams? I don't know artists, Okay, not us psychotic but.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Drack suing situation.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Kendrick faked the streams and through that faking the streams
created a case that Drake could not get work anymore
because of how inflated.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No Draken still be booked. Drake Drake can't get booked
because he was. He called them a pedophile. That's that's
not a good It's not about the streams, baby, it's
they're calling you a pedophile and a colonizer. That's why
you're not getting booked. Nobody wants those two things around.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm sure Drake is still won't get booked.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, Like anytime that somebody is quote unquote canceled, they
bounced right back, specifically if it's a man with money.
So I'm wondering how it would be if I got canceled,
what my comeback would be.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm thinking about it. Well.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
First, in order for me to get canceled, I gotta
be somebody.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So I'm working towards that. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
In order for you to be canceled, you have to
be more messy on the podcast, and every time I.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Try to a little bit closer to MESSI but like,
we gonna get canceled. I know I won't cancel us booth.
I know I gotta stop. I'm actually we're leaning in.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I want you to be your most toxic, your most problematic.
Say say what you want to say, Marie, Okay, stop you, Okay,
let's get yeah, let's do it. Yeah, you know, every
once in a while, I like to help a homeless person,
my bad unhoused person. And you know, anytime I do
something good for them for that community, I'll be like, Wow,
this is banking, this is money saved in my going
(05:39):
straight to Heaven points Like I'm I'm stacking points for that.
And I don't give money anymore because I understand I
don't carry cash anyway. But like if some of these
looks hungry, or they ask for a bottle of water,
or they ask for some food, you know, I'll give
them a once.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Over see if they really need it. They gotta get
their vemos.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Like I'm not being rude, I'm not being rude. I
know you're on house, but I see you on that
little charging port that'd be in the street.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So I know y'all got phones I need if you can.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
If you're listening to this and you just so happen
to not be housed, we have to start a Venmo
because I will give I've given somebody a Vemo person,
Yes I have, I absolutely have. Now, I was afraid
how much ten dollars ten dollars, yes, ten dollars, Sydney,
ten dollars, Sydney. No, why girl friends, if you had
(06:35):
cash and like, you know, you give a dollar or two,
No dollar is not gonna work a dollar.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Marie.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And that's what the thing is is that if we
give our money to these big corporations, you know, these
you know, clothing brands, these things that we're not really
getting anything out of, why can't we help somebody homeless
and give them to dollars dollar? Yes, Marie, tell you
what you do get ten dollars? What can I do
with ten dollars? I don't know if I can add
that to the tip for my nails?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
She working hard? Do you need your nails done? Yes?
Do they need that Johnny Walker black? It's not always
a drink. Sometimes it's food.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And so I'm saying, if I the next time I
see someone and they have a phone, but you know
they need money, I'm like, let's start a venmo.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, they might need a bank account. That's what it is.
To yours, baby, Oh just look at to yours. But
hold on, let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So I was walking down the street and this guy
I was trying to shoot the video and this guy
was like I heard him ask for something, And I
was like, what and then when I was walking back,
I was like, damn, I gotta walk buy this man again,
but let me see. And as I passed him, he said,
can somebody please buy me a soup? Can you please
buy me a soup? And I was like, it is
(07:50):
kind of chili out here. And he did just ask
for a simple soup.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Simply a soup.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I could do that. That's not ten dollars. And we
were in front of Golden Crust. I didn't even know
Golden Crust sold.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Soup or they got anything and everything you need over there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Baby, right, So we go in and he's like, yeah,
I just want a chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And I was like okay. He's like, what's your name?
I told him.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He was like, oh, that's my grandmother's name. And then
he told me his name. I'm like, do you want
something to drink? Because I'm like, you getting a soup?
Do you want a juice? He gets a snapple? You
know the snapple costs more. I'm like, you know, you
probably should get with the water, but whatever, And I'm
looking at him and while I'm talking to him, I'm like,
he has really good manners. He looked pretty well kept
his clothes were clean, his sneakers didn't have holes in them,
(08:32):
and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Think this is a homeless man.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I think this is a person that maybe lives across
the street and his mom or his girl or whoever.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Was like, you getting on my nerves. You have to
get out of the apartment. And he just went outside
and was like, let me see if somebody who buy
me a soup.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And that's the thing about men. You do know if
they have a home, or they're in a home, or
they have home training or a home training. You just
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
With him.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I think women like you can see if a woman
is like disheveled enough for you're like, oh, something might
be going on.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But like it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Men will get on the train and I'm like, oh,
you know, he's just he might've had a hard day.
And then I really start getting into it and it's like, oh,
his whole the sole of his shoe.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is about to flop off. And then I'll get into it.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm like, oh, he hasn't had a haircut, but that
that could be anybody. But then he start talking to
himself and it's like, oh, he doesn't have headphones on.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He's mentally ill. So so you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Got to go through all those realize it'd be like, oh, girl,
he's the flock. He's going through it and he's not
doing well and he's on house.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But a woman I can know straight off the back.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I can tell if a woman if something's going on
and she's not house. The homeless woman in New York,
they're gonna let you know, you.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Know, coming on the train.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They're coming on the train and they're demanding and they're letting,
you know, get out the way or give me money.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And I like that. They're taking up space, take up space.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Mama, I'm here, and that's why I'm like, you want
of vimo. I got you, girl, I'm not a man.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Come in and they're quiet and they sit down and
they just want you to give the money.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And it's like, no, no, you gotta have a thing.
The women are presenting. They're always presenting on the train
and I appreciate that. I got on the train on
the way here today and this guy got on and
he said, joy to the world, the homeless man is here.
And then he just started asking for stuff and everybody
ignored him.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I laughed. I chuckled. I maybe you know i'd
have did you give him some money? I only had
a twenty dollars bill.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Give up the twenty it's gone. First of all, it's
gonna come back to you. It's always gonna come back.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's gonna it could.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'd rather just stay with me, sis, I don't need
to circle back.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
There's two types of people.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There's people who are gonna give you ten dollars on
your vemo, and then there's gonna be Marie who's gonna
keep her twenty I'm not giving a homeless person in
twenty bucks. I am not Donald Trump, I'm not Rihanna.
I'm not a wealthy person twenty dollars for them? Is
you know, like that'st lynch in their pocket? You know
what I could do with.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
A twenty Huh. There's two kinds of people. People who
are good with money, and see is that what it is? Well?
I will say this.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I remember waitressing all the time and making a ton
of money, and then when I would go out, I
would tip people well, and like like one time I
was like, damn, I think I gave this person too
much money, and I'm like that's crazy. And then I
went to I went to work that same night and
I probably got like an eight hundred dollars overtip, and I.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Was like, I don't deserve this. I did.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I went to that table twice. I don't deserve an
extra eight hundred dollars, but it happens. So it's just
like I feel like when you put it in you know,
the universe, that you're like, we're living in abundance.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's all it's all going to come back.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And even if it doesn't come back today tomorrow, you
know next month it's going to come. Because you're living
in a you're living in a system that you're like,
this is just for now. Things are going to get better.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh okay, send me message. That's how I've been now.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I don't think it's amazing to give to get, but
I do believe it's better to give than to feel like, oh,
what if this doesn't come back? You know, you be
like in a lack mindset, and you know how people
do that. They're like, oh, I don't know when's the
next time this is going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Some people don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, some people don't know, But you have to put
it out there that it's gonna have. Like I know
a friend who hasn't worked in I mean this whole
I think this whole year, this whole year, and I'm like,
trust fund kid.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm like, yo, how is how are you maintaining?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And they're like listen, obviously they get patments from other
things or whatnot, but they're like, it's coming and it's
going to be a big one and I can't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I can't wait for them. I think it's going to
be incredible.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
M Okay, So you Cindy said you don't you can't
give to get, but I think you.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Got to get.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's like saying you gotta give it to get it,
got to get.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It up to get it. Whatever the word is, this
is biblical. You went to church this I didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's just like I remember being with these girls at
work and when it was people's birthdays, I mean, they
going all out for gifts. And then when we would
do like you know, Christmas and whatnot, they go on
all out for gifts that I'm like, this is a
bit much like am I really cool with this bitch
like that? But it's when you live like, hey, it's coming,
and then somebody will come to work and will drop
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off an amazing like purse that they're like, I don't
I'm not even having sex with this dude, and they'll
just get like a Gucci somebody dropped off a Gucci
bag or somebody who worked at you know, uh Slawawski
gave them. Get like, I feel like you got to
put it out there and you get it. No, no, yeah,
you are hanging out with people who are giving away
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Gucci and Sawarfski crystals. Of course you're giving homeless people
tend dollars. You this is this is your Gucci.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean, I am a mess. You're right.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I obviously nobody should be taking any type of financial
tips from me. If you if you don't want your money,
if you want to make sure that you have the
bear men in your account, listen to me.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
But Marie, you I know that you are very frugal,
and you know you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't want to say you keep your money tight,
but you you got your eye on it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So I cot my eye on it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But twenty twenty five is my year. Is the year
for my money to fly? Okay, we spending money in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna find the lady stepping
into the new year, and it's gonna say labels and
I'm taking, Uh, you know, I'm throwing away the frugalness.
So really, I'm not throwing away money at a person
who clearly can buy their own soup. But you know
what I'm saying, I just I feel like I work hard,
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and I feel like the way that I look should
reflect that. And sometimes now that I'm going through all
my stuff in my closet, I'm like, why do I
have this all?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What are these pieces?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's the mess girl, the fashion not you, I'm not
not I no.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Sister. When she said it, she said, what's what do
you need this for? Don't listen to me. I'm in
a plane, black turnerneck.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
But I'm saying, the mess is the how you know,
where there's always some kind of trend happening. You're like,
I need to buy that, And then you know, because
we're not getting staple pieces, then we got a whole
bunch of miscellaneous stuff. They were like, when am I
gonna wear this again? I remember Zendayah was uh. Having
(15:30):
an interview with Andy was kind of like asking her like, well,
how did you get into, you know, going to a
lot of these events, how did you get into the industry.
She's like, well, you know, I was. I was that
girl that wasn't supposed to be at the places I was.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
At, but I always looked good.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She's like, I linked up with law Roach and he
always had me in the flyest, the best. I looked
like I was supposed to be there, So that's why
you know I wasn't. I wasn't established, meaning she needed
more gig or whatever for people to know who she was.
But she's like, they gonna talk about me. She was like,
I was always on the best dress list, and then
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I prove my stuff that I'm actually supposed to be
here because I am talented bitch. I look good, I
smell good, and I cannoct and I and I act good.
I work hard, So I want I actually, I too
would like to move into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Put that on a prayer list. But fake it till
you make it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
But also, if you look like you're supposed to be somewhere,
people just assume you're supposed to be there. That's what
it is. That's the secret.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like you know how many messages I get in my
DMS a week of people that are like, oh, I
wish I could be confident like you?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like how can I be confident like you?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And I say, if you act confident, people just think
you're confident. Yeah, it's truly that simple. You just gotta
again fake it till you make it. You know, it's
a mess transparency. I say this constantly.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
We are yes. I never heard you say the sentence before.
What are you talking about? I say, you know, with
a mess transparency.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, we have to stop it with like I, somebody
will ask a question and I'll literally be honest about it,
and I need to stop. I need to start lying. Okay,
I want to lie more, lie lying. It's not a mess.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Truth is the mess. Truth is mess. Being honest.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
When somebody asks you what you think about this, they
don't want the truth. They want you to fluff it
up and make it sound good so that they can
move on.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
About their day.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It depends on who you're asking, because if you're asking me,
you know, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Hey Marie, what you think about this? Is that all
you have? Girl? Do you have something else? Yeah? Another option?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, but I think you know, will you only give
your opinion when you're asked, And I think that's that's helpful.
But I like I like a friend who will tap
you on your shoulder when you didn't ask and be like, hey,
I don't I don't think that was it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That wasn't it for you? So which is it? Friend?
Do you want the lies or do you want the truth?
I want me as a person, I want to lie.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
But if you're my friend, I need you to tell
me the truth so that I at least know the
truth when I'm walking in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It got it, got it, got it? Thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Tell me the truth so I know to walk in
a lie. There is merchants and you see that I'm working.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's a little word. I'm clocked in. It's the hat
hat got me. I'm ready. I was.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I was a little wonky in the beginning. I was like,
what the fuck am I saying?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But oh, so you too, okay? Because I was like
huh and you were like you did? You faked it
till you made it?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Zendaya is a is a beautiful young thing mixed so
exotic to the whites woman anywhere she is people won't
be looking at her.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, she could have had on you know, uh an
H and M collab with I don't know Puuci and
people would be like, oh, I don't know who that is.
But she's gorgeous and she's stunning, and she clearly should
be here because it's hot people here. But she wasn't,
she said at that time, when she was going to
these places, these parties taking photos, people are like, oh, like,
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she's cute, but who are you like that?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
She wasn't. She wasn't as big as she is now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And now they're begging her, they're begging for her to
be in these rooms. So what I'm hearing, Yeah, since
I just said I am spending money on my appearance
and the way that I present myself in the new year,
what I'm hearing is I need a link with law roach.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
If you listen in baby, I know you listen to
mess Baby. We number one hundred and sixty six on
the iTunes.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Jaw, I know you got us in your ears right now, baby,
Come on, and what I know you do consulting. I
don't know what the fee is, but you know, maybe
I can invoice you know, big money players. Law I
got ten dollars and I will double that.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I have twenty and I can demo you immediately. Let's go, baby, girl, girl,
do you know what happened to me? Do you know
what happened to me?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I went to the doctor today and I had an
annual checkup? Did you know I've never had an annual checkup?
What it's annual? Baby, You're supposed to do it every year.
I she went through the record. She said, Hey, it
seems as if you wait, hold on, you've never had
an annual as in, like, you've never been to the
gylic cologists.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I had to.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I've been to the cologists that I check on my
I'm talking about my actual my body. You haven't had well,
I mean we used to have to get them for school. Yeah,
the last time you got to think so to be honest, yeah,
that's probably the last time I've got to check up.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I go in. You holding together really well?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't know how, and honestly, I'm not going to
ask no more questions. So I go in, But I
guess the last time I checked, I've been five four
and like a half for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That feels no, Well, I throw that in there for
the bitches. Who you trying me?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm five four and a half. I'll smack half your
face off, bitch.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I'm not a fighter, but I'll smack half your face off.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Bitch Like, well, you know I'm not a fighter. But
the nurse or whoever supposed to, you know, do the
the pre.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Check up stuff. She you know, I get on the scale.
I don't like. I don't like that number. And then
she takes my height. Did you have your shoes on,
coat on? No, I took everything off. Oh, took my hat,
my wig, everything, Oh, you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Put your lashes in your lash, took my boobs out.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I did everything.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So I make sure that we're getting an accurate number. Sure,
And she said that I was five six. I said, no,
that's not.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Sounding about right. I've been five four.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
She's like, well, it says here that you're five to six,
so that's what you are.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Were you were on your thicker side, No, friend, I was.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
This is what she saw and that's what she put
down on the on the sheet. So I go in.
I talked to the doctor. She's talking to me. She's like, hey,
so you know what's your diet? Do you eat vegetables.
I'm like, she said, do you eat vegetables? She said,
it up not hurt, saying you look fat. She said,
it's even drawing, dis babe. What She's like, you're giving
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Michael Jordan eyes. What's going on? Man, it's giving tails
from the crypt No, y'allays, look clear, you put a
little vazina.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, I didn't listen. I come in. I like you said,
I hold up. Well.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But she's telling me all this stuff. She's like, do
you are you active? I said, by active?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Like what do you? She's like, do you run? I
say yeah, for the train. I run for my uber.
She's like, do you walk?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Her eyes like from the from the apartment to the
train to the bodega, you know, to Tzara.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I am walking. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So she told me all these things that I need
to do. Okay, give us a couple of the things
so I can keep you on track. She said, I
need to be having vegetables or fruits, like at least
five times a day, five times, five times a day?
Can you name five vegetables?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Forts? Potato? Is that a potato? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Free? Why are you my friend? Every day?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I'm like, yo, you are a dodo head. I am
I can give blonde every time. I'm gonna say it.
I am black. Jessica Simpson I would say that, and.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You know I can about her. They sturty as, come on,
give me, give me, give me the vegetables. Baby, I
don't give people.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Take There's there's broccoli, spinach, you know, peppers, zucchini. Yeah,
I said, peppers, yeah, peppers, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It on, bitch. How dare you whatever it's in my shirt?
Fried rice, yes, peppers, mushrooms, beans are bean sprouts, bean
sprouser are vegetables. I don't but with those yes. So
she was like, oh, you know you need to have
fruits and vegetables. Uh you.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I told her how much you know, coffee and candy
and stuff that have.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
She's like, do you have diabetes in your family? What
I said, what do I feel racist?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Is it racist or is it a question that woman
if they got diabetes in their family?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
No, it's racist. And she asked me if there was
sickle celling in my family. Well, she already knows. She's
seeing your chart. She know what's in there. She said there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Before there's nothing on the record, but there's nothing on
the record, I've never stepped in.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Do you have single cell in your family? And no?
So I said, I said, now, when you.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Say family, can you tell me what that means? I said, well, no, no, no,
My my great aunt and uncles had diabetes. My grandmother
but like not my not my mother, not my sister
or my brother. I don't know about my dad, but.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Like you got it. No in my immediate family. No, no,
no diabetes or high blood pressure. Okay, so everybody has
two feet yes, yep? Or just who? So I put
in the group chat. I say, hey, y'all, y'all know
five to six. I'll fight all y'all like I was.
I was really excited because I was like, damn, I
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grew like that. I actually felt more confident.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh my god, I felt like the powerful, Like it
felt good to hear the five to six. And then
Amina was like, oh, you're too old to be figuring
out your height right now.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think you need to get a second opinion.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
And so before I left, I doubled back and I
went back to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I said, hey, she told me that I'm five to six.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She's like, were you wearing shoes? I was like, yo,
I need y'all to know. Of course, I took my
shoes off.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, it's a little hue on those.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Girl she took my she was like, you're not even
five five. She's like, you're five to four in a
quarter so and I said, I want that woman's badge number. Okay,
because she clearly doesn't know what she's doing. She she's
getting the height wrong. I don't even want to trust
her with my blood. But she did take your blood,
didn't you? No, No, another woman did. They had a
lot of people working. That's what happens when you go
to the doctor in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That was my fault. I should have went down in time.
Don't done. Don't don't is mess? Friend? For real? Thank
you for sharing that struggle.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Now, should I be like reminding you to eat fruits
and vegetables?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like, how are you gonna be doing like green juices?
Does that count? Did you ask the lady? I'm mad
at myself. I'm mad. The mess is me, and the
mess is me. The mess is me.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Because I allowed myself to go that long without taking
care of myself. I just feel like if I look
good on the outside, that's enough, and it's just not.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's yeah, you know I feel that.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That's why I've been going to the dentist, and that's
why i've been you know, I'm slowly working towards caring
about me.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But you know I'm like my hair, my nails, my skin, if.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
All that's together, mighty buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh, I saw where you were going, but I missed it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'm not as swift as you, but as soon as
I Right now, I feel like I look tired, like
I want to get filler underneath my eyes. So for Christmas,
I want to get filler. I want to get botox.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You don't want tired, I girl. I've looked. How many
hours of sleep are you getting a night? Girl, I'm
sleeping seven hours. How many hours are you sleeping? Not
a lot? Not enough. I'll be the first one.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I mean, you saw I was in the document with
you last night at I don't know, two three o'clock
in the morning, like I thought I was gonna go
to bed early.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Didn't every day this week I want to get filler
so bad.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you're listening, somebody who's obviously qualified and deals with
black women, I won't mine a little bit of filler ila.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Women felller different than beige lady philler.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Well, I think it's about the person who's doing it
because they know how the structure of people women of
color like is different. Okay, okay, that's let's add that
to the Christmas list.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Filler for the filler for my sister and I.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, philler for my niggad that's no, not philer for
my filla pilla with an a with a.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Okay, that might be the tire, that might be the title.
Can they do that on I heart? Don't do that.
It's fantastical self.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I'm gonna say that right now, like.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, but the holidays are coming up, are you gonna, Well,
I ask if you're gonna do a Christmas tree? But
maybe in the new place.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I just got a text that that they got approved,
that they sent the application in, that the everything is
together that they sent it in. Now, okay, we see, Okay,
so you know what, Yeah, Sidney, we'll get you a
Christmas tree. If I get an apartment I will get
we'll go get a little tree.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you want me to text to get you Christmas
tree this year? If they're listening, they might be.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
If they're listening, send Marie, seventy five dollars or for
a tree.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
For our tree. That's not who I was talking about listening.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Seventy five dollars for the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
This is messy. Thank you for seeing me. How much
does a Christmas tree cost? It's saying that they're too expensive?
Now they're okay. I was.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I was walking by and uh, I asked one of
the because I was like, man, these looks so beautiful.
That's the thing about Christmas or like the holidays. It
really lets you know like how amazing your childhood was,
or like what traumas you have, because sometimes you'll see
a Christmas tree and you're like, damn, I feel like
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it feels like a good hug if it was like family,
It feels like giving you smell like the pine and
you know everybody's emotionally intelligent like that.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
That's when I see a tree sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But yes, no, I went and I saw a tree
and I was like, man, this just feels so holiday.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
And I asked.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was one hundred and fifty dollars for the tree.
I think like maybe six feet.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh yeah, so hey, y'all looking like, yeah, that's a seal?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Hey can you send me one hundred and fifty dollars,
No tree, Why is the tree that much?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Well, where old are you? You was in Tribeca. No, it's
in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh you know they say by the It was by
Union Hall. They say, well that's yeah, that's park, Slow Park.
So that's you know, people with two family incomes, you know,
doctors and lawyers and engineers live over there. They say,
home depot is cheaper for a tree. How much of
the trees at home depot?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Girl, I don't know, but when I call, I will
let you know. Please let us know. Let's post that.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
What's too late to leave a tree up? Like when
do you take it down? Like right after Christmas? Do
you leave it up until January fifth? Like because people
be putting the trees out like end of January. They
be real dry, real crusty, real ashy.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Let me tell you one thing.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
If I spend one hundred and fifty dollars on a tree,
which is there till spring break? That's what I'm saying, Like,
I'm actually I'm gonna plant the tree a tree. A
tree grows in Brooklyn, I will make sure that tree
is out front. I will make sure it's in the
ground and will grow from a tree.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Grows in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
What's the good price for a Christmas tree in your mind?
Eighty dollars? So y'all give a homeless person ten dollars. Yes,
and you want the tree to be forty dollars more
than that? Yeah, because it's a tree. You cut down
a tree. Y'all didn't have to pay for the tree.
The tree is just that's that's the Earth's tree. Well,
how does this work? Because maybe we should open a
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Christmas tree lot?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Should we do it? We just gotta go upstate or
can we go to New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Like? How far can we go across the street? And
I think it doesn't have to be a Christmas tree.
I feel like you have to get like licensing for
that or like you have to do. You can't chop
a tree down. Yeah, I don't think you could just
chop trees down from white men tapping. You need to
answer this question if you're listening to the pod, can't
just how do you get a christ Miss tree lot
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up and running? You have to first of all, you
gotta be able to go to a place that has trees.
A place that has trees has a lot of people
who probably don't like us. You know, our relationship with
trees in history. Oh I don't need none of it.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's what Sydney. You don't remember. No, you don't remember Rosewood.
I didn't see that movie. You didn't see the movie. Man,
it's crazy Christmas. I don't want to watch a black movie.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I just saw the Lazzy Lohan movie.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Wait, so you're not watching black historical movies during holidays. No,
it's not part of the koker not even watching it
on a non holiday week.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hey, that's mess, friend, He's not the season to be sad.
I tell you, I just.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Watched the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie and I said, oh,
and some one of some one of the guys in it.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
We know he's a comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And I said, oh my god, look at John he
plays her boyfriend. But yeah, yeah, I'm watching that girl.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
What you know what?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Maybe Mad the Best Man the Holiday. I ain't like that.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
That was supposed to be like a holiday like feel
good movie. No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Spoiler alert Morris chest Stunt's wife dies of cancer.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's all spoiler. Oh no wait should
we bleep that out?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
No, no, are we cutting that out? The Holiday? The
Best Man Holiday? The Best Man Holiday. I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's the one with Queen the teeth. Yeah, that's good.
I love that.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That's a good movie. I thought she was dying so
she spent all her money.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I love that movie. That's That's gonna be my energy
for twenty twenty five. I'm just gonna blow all my money.
And no, Marie, we're not doing that. You're not having that.
Come on, you're gonna be seen thing, but you're gonna
take you gonna see me. I'm gonna be running late.
My shoes gonna be i'm ea walking pigeon towd. My
toe's gonna be pinched. You gonna be like, girl, what
are you wearing. I'm gonna it's a ferragama. I'm raring
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a Versace T shirt that I paid three hundred dollars for.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Please don't may fully against that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What Queen Latifa said, and Zendea said, and Sydney said,
I should do this, So I'm gonna do it. Okay,
So a Christmas tree I think should be sixty dollars.
I think it's a mess if it's more.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
When do you take it down.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I think you should be taking your tree down depending
on how much money you spend. If you spend three
hundred dollars on the tree, that shit is staying up
until June. I think if you get it, it lasts
based on when you got it. If you get it
at the beginning of December, it's not making it to
the end of January. And if you get it, you know,
if you you know you you frugal, you group on it,
you wait till Christmas Eve to get the tree, then yeah,
(34:44):
you can leave it up for longer.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You can take it down on your breath. How do
you feel about artificial trees? I don't I mean, I
don't love a fake tree.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I understand why people do it, you know, because you
can fold it up and put it in the closet
and been fluff it back up for the new year.
But I like how the new ones smell, the clean ones,
the clean ones, the real one smell.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You just put the you.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Know, the little glade, plug plug it in, plug it
ye get under that yo. I will say I had
an ex that had the plugins and it would always
be like apple cinnamon, so it always smelled like Christmas
At his place, which I needed because he was in
a studio apartment, and you know, the bathroom was in
the bedroom, so I needed that smell to feel like
it wasn't you know?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We met somebody this weekend. They dated a guy. His
toilet was not in the apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You had to get a key and go across the
hall to take.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
A dump and come back inside. Was he in a dorm,
because that only works in dorm. It was an apartment
in the East Village.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
When you think about it, though, that makes sense the
East Village day, those apartments be wild.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
It'd be like a bathtub in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's that proper New York tenement housing realness. So you
hear that if you're an in cell listening to that,
there's men that have apartments no toilet in and they
still banging somebody back out, do you understand?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
So if you can't get get a lady.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
If you can't get that might be a you problem
because the women are doing it. The standards are underneath
the ground, right, so it's like work harder.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Maybe throw your toilet out. Maybe that'll throw your toilet
out and you'll bring a woman in. Yeah, but that's
just crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Like, if I didn't have a toilet in my house,
I would never invite people to my house.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
It's never like my house I.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Have all you know, I got walls and windows and
you know, furniture and toilet paper in my house. Tupla,
and I still will be like, oh, my apartment looks
a little crazy, like no one can come see this.
This is just just from my eyes only, and whole time,
it's people who have no toilet in their house that
are inviting people over. Someone on Instagram told me they
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went to a guy's house and he had a bucket
full of pea in his kitchen.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Maybe it's the same guy.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Maybe he didn't have a to he was he had
a pee bucket in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I went to a guy's place and he was, you know,
stealing somebody's electricity. And then he brought me into another
room that was piles of clothes that were like mill dude,
mill mill dude. He I was like, I'm leaving. He's like, no,
I want to show you more of the house. I said,
I've seen him.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Why are you showing me that. I said, I've seen it.
I don't need to see no more.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Rape, No no, no, He's like, no, no, no, the place
is bigger than this.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I said it.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Actually, probably you need probably need to scale man down.
Something seem on men is too high.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
You know what? That should be your new year's resolution
for the new year, like a man.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
No, I will not you will not catch me if
I'm missing, if things are not working, You're not coming
to my place. It's not happening. Oh, I can't wait
to get to get an apartment. And it's like everything
is in order. I'm making sure the sheets match, there's
toilet paper, there's pots and pans like you tenda.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Way back up, back up, back up, back up, pots
and pans. So you planned to cook, well.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
If you're listening out here, if you're like a cook
wear company and you would like to send me something
for my new apartment, gladly will take it and maybe
I'll go live and cook. Maybe i'll do sit can't
cook again, maybe I'll bring it back. Twenty twenty five,
we were turning a new leaf. You understand.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I love that. Okay, Wait, so is that a good gift?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Because I'm going to a holiday party tomorrow and I
have to do white Elephant, which I learned today means
give a cheap gift to people.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You don't care about.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's what it That's what white elephant means. So can
I get you a fifteen dollar pot?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And or now that?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Now I think you could get some things that are cheap, right,
you know, even cosmetic things, but pots and pans. You're
gonna have to come up off that card, babe, and
you're gonna have to spend that money, right, don't.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Because the cheaper the cook where is the more it's
gonna be like burnt and look like it's gone through things.
It's not scratchy, and the flavor, the flavor is not
gonna be It's gonna be trapped into the pot and
not the food. Nah, you know what's gonna happen. The
pot is gonna cook into the food. And now you're
eating micro titanium. Yes, and now you're causing cancer. So no,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I'm causing cancer. Causing cancer.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, listen, if you get the cancer, we can sue them.
Now you're rich, you full of cancer, but your bank
account also full. Come on, Aaron Brockovich, I knew that
was coming. Aaron Brockovich, is that beach favorite movie? I
watched that during Christmas as well. I'll watched I'll watch
Aaron Brokovich before I watched Rosewood, watch a white lady
(39:28):
struggle with her kids in a red truck, before I watched.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Twelve Years a Slave. Oh, I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Everybody, and you get Lukemia and you get Lukemia, I'll.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Do I'll watch that.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
I walked into that before doing Roots again again. You
know I watched Ruth. I'm all set, okay, so let's
just talk real quick about what's.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Top last minute Christmas gift? I this list the top.
Let's list the top. We can do ten together, last
minute Christmas gift.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, I think people need to st giving. You know
those journals or like where you like gratitude journals or whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You were gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I was gonna give my sister one and you know,
she got this new job and she's happy now. So
I was gonna say, hey, girl, wake up and brag
about what you like.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But you're saying no, no, no, no. You know what it's
me because I need to work on my gratitude. So
scratch that. Put that back on the list. Back on
the list, maybe a vegetable that maybe vegetable. You might
need a bad rusted potatoes. Actually, my bad, that's a
stark him Kale.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Candles are a tough one because you don't know if
somebody likes a certain scent.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Also, perfume is hard, so it's gonna be like it
gotta be something clean. Oh yeah, that always works, something
like powder, linen, like a linen. I mean, I don't
like anything that smells too sweet.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
M m. Somebody got me like a birthday cake candle
for my birthday and I said, you don't care about me.
It's not even sowy. You clearly hate me and you
want me to die. Okay, Oh, you know it's good
that people need underwear. I think underwear. Underwear is a
great gift. You buying panties for friends?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, three for thirties, absolutely, I could.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like, you don't know the amount of panties that I
bought in their missing.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I need more panties. They taking them at the laundry.
So if you want to get me some panties front,
I'm not mad.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I went to pick my laundry up a couple of
weeks ago and they there was somebody's underwear in there.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
I can give that dumb to you for me. No,
they're not gonna fit me. I already know they're not
for me.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But I remember, you know, sending out my laundry and
there were you know, these specific pair of panties that
were missing, and I let them have it. I said,
my panties are gone. I don't know what the hell's
going on over here. I trusted y'all.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I show you.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I show you basically what's going on in there. And
now you're gonna take my.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Panties going on and there is craze.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Now you're gonna take my my savage fenty panties. Come
to find out a year later, pannies and I and
I want to go there and be like, hey, y'all,
my dad.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But you had them. They were no they were wrapped
up in some like bag or whatnot. They were dirty,
panties just went hurty. You didn't even drop them off.
Weren't clean.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
They never made it through the laundry. Okay, y'all put
panties on. There is money, a good last minute gift.
It's not thoughtful, but you know everybody needs money, but
you don't even want to give people money.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So surprised then that would even be not the callback.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
No, I feel like a gift card is a good gift.
Gift cards are like especially like if you have a dad,
Like what do you buy a dad slippers, a belt,
a hammer?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Like what's the good?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't know what a good dad gift is. And
I've had a dad the entire time. I just assume
dads have everything they need. It's like, you got a
woman that kind of loves you.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
You're fed every day, you got your feet, You're good.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
I don't know if it's love in my house. I
think I think my parents are fond of each other,
and and that is what marriage is after thirty years.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I don't want that. I don't want I don't want that. Actually,
you know what, maybe I do.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Maybe I want to start a relationship with somebody who's
gonna do all the right things and buy me Christmas
Street and do all the do all the right stuff
that is in love with me, and then you know.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I'm gonna just be fond of him. You think that?
Do you think that's? Would you dance at my wedding
for the man that fund of him? Gonna object? I'm like,
it should be me, that's my woman? You know how
many podcasts years we spend together. I should be laying
in that bed. Girl should be fond of me. Anyway.
(43:45):
Uh ooh, you know what's good pens? I always need pens.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Pens, Yes, like the nice, really beautiful, A beautiful pen
that like that has their name on it.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Oh, that's cute. I don't know if I like a pin. Yeah,
I'd rather you give me a notebook. But you need
a pin to use the notebook. But I can go
to the bank and steal a pin. And Chase got
good pins. Shout out to you, Chase. This podcast is
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Speaker 1 (44:14):
Sapphire, I'm opening up an account with you. I'm trying
to get a high yield situation and learn. I learned
that at the doctor's office. Nodding, oh, Marie before before
(44:44):
it because we damn we spent so much time with it.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
We had a list of things that we were going
to talk about. Truly. Okay, so this is mess, or
you can tell me if it's not. So.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
This guy is videotaping his girl going into the hotel room.
There's like roses and lights and candles and balloons and
all this other stuff. It's her birthday. They get to
the bed in big old like letters and light pedals,
rose pedals. It says face down, ass up. And so
now that there's a huge debate on TikTok whether it's
(45:19):
like doing these surprise hotel room setups, is it romantic?
Is it like the way to go because it's like
leading to sex, and then like sex is not romantic anymore?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
What's your thoughts. I think some sex could be romantic.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, but you know people are if it's if it's
my birthday, but you're saying face down, ass up, that
feels like it's your birthday.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
It does feel like it's your birthday, So that's not romantic.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
And also, why are you videotaping and posting it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
That's the thing that's the most embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
If you want to do that for me, beautiful, let's
do it in private, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It between us.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
But once you involved everybody in a mama to like
comment on, like, oh, it was a nice video until
I saw the ass down, you know, like right, because
I was like what I say? Does I say I
love your ass? No?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I was trying to read there some struggles reading it
face down ass up.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, but I mean even watching the video watching her
open the door, it felt like she didn't really want
to put a key card and she knew he and
he was like the music he was playing rod wave,
rod Wave on that blast. That's the sexy oh I
love you You're my girl music. Absolutely not no, thank you, No,
it's roadway. Sounds like music that a guy. It's kind
(46:38):
of spiritually in touch, but also might sell drugs.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't want to and roses don't pare well road wave.
You're doing a great job for you and your people,
but I just don't want to hear it. If you're
if you're trying to get the the mood started for me.
He road wave music is for pregaming, you know, d
you taking shots?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Edibles rolling Uber is.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Here, you're taking that last shot. That's that's what that
is for. Oh my time, I don't know that's that
you don't that's the song that that's the song that
was playing.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah AnyWho, So yeah, the girls.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are like, we don't want to do surprise hotel rooms anymore.
That's the hotel rooms that like are set up with
balloons and will you be my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
They're like, that's out, that's out, that's out. I mean
no more. Listen, listen punching. It's gone punching.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
If you want to decorate a hotel for me, do
it tastefully, but make sure it's a nice hotel. Like
if the hotel is already nice, then you could put
it could be like a couple. It could be like
four petals. It could be you could get a bouquet,
shake it and I'll be like, oh.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Is that shot? And yeah, like you know, it's a
way to do it, and it'll be cute.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
But if anything that's a trend on social media, it's
not gonna be cute.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
No more. It's not cute.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
And I know that y'all have it in your hearts
that it's like go to party city, do not, don't.
Don't do the party. The party city balloon set up
with the letters and something about it gives birthday party.
It never feels like, oh will you be mine? Is
the im wrong?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Like I don't know? Did the letters just don't give sexy?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
It gives like, oh we turn it up or happy?
So you think they should get the balloons from Amazon? Yes,
Amazon got good balloons shut out to Basitos, he's always
doing what he needs to get done, and unfortunately I
hate supporting.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I hate supporting.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
But also this pod is sponsored by business no it Yeah,
I saw somebody ordered happy birthday balloons and they didn't
send her a D.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
They send her two a's.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So the birth the balloon said happy birth a happy BIRTHA.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
I should like that. That's funny. I was thinking, friends
are greatz no one was actually reading it. We know
it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
I'm sad that we, you know, didn't really get to
everything that we needed to do.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
But we have to do at a message. We got
one of those. We got a shore you want to
read that for me?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Okay, Hey, messy besties, say hi back, Hi, love y'all,
and glad you're back. Let's hop into the mess of
it all. A very cute stud started temping at my job.
A month then, my best friend started having flirty back
and forth with her.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
They went on a date, kissed, and some finger action.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Afterwards, the temp told her she wasn't ready for anything
serious because she had just got out of her relationship.
A month later, she went to my friend's my best
friend's birthday party and was on her body all night
and made out with her at the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Okay, fast forward a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm walking down the hallway and see the temp chatting
with another coworker.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Who I'm friends with.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
It looked cozy, I told my work rest of yea,
I just saw the two chatting, but didn't mention the
co this. The second coworker later told me that they
had went on a date and told me not to
say anything, so I didn't. This is awso mess and
I don't want any parts, sincerely, the keeper of mess.
So the temp is trying to be messy full time.
(50:16):
It sounds like and if you're a temp, that's your job.
You're not gonna be there long. You're like we in
and out, Mama, I'm gonna be here for like what
sixty days at es. So you go in, you do,
you do kind of the bear men. You make friends,
ruin stuff, steal, and then get up out of there.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
That's what temps do. Print stuff. Oh, yes, you have to.
You have to.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Print anytime somebody needs something. Reprinting, reprinting, reprinting, even stuff
you don't need. It's one hundred pages.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Let's do it. We're doing that right job us in color.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
I'm printing flyers for the church. I'm printing you know,
lost dog posters. I don't even have a dog, but
that's what I'm doing on company time.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, so how you feel about this situation?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
So she went out with two different people that work
in the same job and finger actions both a little
finger pop.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
If it's if it's the type of stud I think
she's talking about. Yes, yeah, every everybody can get it.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Anybody can get this index finger let's go, baby.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
It's mess. But also, you know, she just living.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
She told the first one she she just got out
of something. If you just got out of something, you're
gonna be even more in the streets, right. And also
she don't really want to go back to you because
it seems like you have feelings that well. Your friend
probably like said express like, oh you know, I could
see myself with you, like you know, during Christmas with
matching pajamas in that way the store. The stud packed
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her her backpack up quick and was like, yeah, now,
this is not the kind of situation I was trying
to have.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
I just was, you know, trying to do something light.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
It's like, you know, is it possible for two women
to date casually or hook up casually?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
I don't know about that life. Oh that's true. I
don't know. I would not know. I can't. I want
need cuffed Washington.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I had light things with men because I've realized I
don't like them. I don't really want to be with them.
They mean nothing to me. And uh, you know, I
just used I used my body in a way that
I shouldn't have, and and now I'm not doing that anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It sounds like you could do only fans. You use
your body in a way you shouldn't have. It feels
like you're not really trying to.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
Get this Christmas Street paid for, because this is all
I mean, we hit all the topics, but the topics
we hit it.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
All comes back to this.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
You've used your body before, and now you're saying you
can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
But if you hmmm, interesting people people will be like, well,
I'm drooling.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Thinking about man only that's not dass crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
My sister's w at iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
No. People were like, Sidney, it's crazy that you're a lesbian.
You're always talking about being with men. I was like,
because that's that's comedy to me, that's funny. That is
that's the only time I can l O L is
when I'm talking about my you know, past romps with
the opposite sex. When I'm with women, I cherish that.
(53:19):
That's special. That's not for everybody. Y'all don't deserve those instances,
those sweet moments.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
So I try to keep that close. But men being
with men, that's the streets tunny who said you about
being with men?
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Somebody on Instagram last night. They was like, hey, you're
always talking about men. What's up with that? Aren't you
a lesbian? And I said, hey, mind your fucking business,
and yeah, I do talk about men because that's funny.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
That is a haha. Okay, imagine imagine a p inside
of me. I can ew You know I'm a good
Christian there straight mind out here, girl. You know what,
I'm gonna pack my straight pussy and packed my straight
(54:08):
pussy and goes to sight O. Friends, we got it,
but can we well?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
I Heeart said yesterday we have to put little stars
and a couple, Yet your pussy. We have to do
the money sign over the yes yes pu girl. It's
a lot of edits in this one that might be
the title to a lot of edits, like I gotta
take the part out where my brother has.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I think the name of the episode should just be yes.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Okay, So guys, make sure you're sending us your mess.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
It's good, you're getting better.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Also make sure you're reviewing us on Apple iTunes or whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Let the podcast play play play like you know you
got a trip for five hours?
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Play yes, keep playing it on. Yeah, and tell everybody
we post in to listen.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Matter of fact, put that. I know you're listening to
roffin around, cut it off, put mess. Yeah, that is
the music that you need for the holidays. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
Girl, you're trying to get me to watch Roots.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
You need to be listening to. You're in a mess
this anyway, I have a doctor's appointment. I gotta go.
Okay anyway. Five Bye.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production
by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts. Created
and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced
by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,
edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like
your messages read on air. Please email us at mess
(55:45):
Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or call for your messages
to be played at seven six three two eight zero
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Hosts And Creators
Sydnee Washington
Marie Faustin
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