April 13, 2018 • 34 mins
Anthony still needs some help, we celebrate our four year anniversary and Carla Marie tries out some topics she wants to do on the morning show.
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(00:44):
not entirely sure what we're doing today, kind of like
last week. But you said you wanted to test out
what a bunch of stuff you want to do in
our morning show, But you want to test it out here. Yeah.
I keep a running list of ideas and a lot
of time. These are ideas that like Anthony and I
need to work out together, and I thought this would
be a good place to test it out. Hey wait,
I put my little smoshy guy on the mic. This
thing hold I don't know if that's actually if people
(01:06):
can hear that, But there you go. It helps me
not pop my peas? You're what pop my peas? Do
I sound smoother now? Probably not. I don't think anyone
can hear that. Carl Murray. There's a little foam thing
that goes on top of the microphone. It's called a
wind screen. Was this only when I pushed my face on?
Why are you rubbing your face on it? You have
serious problems. You are one of the weirder people I've
ever met in my entire life. That's why I'm your favorite.
(01:29):
I didn't say you're my favorite people. I said you
were one of the weirdest people I've ever met in
my entire life. We have a lot of things to
talk about, okay, talk not talk about them. We have
a lot of things to talk about. Well, we only
got one submission for people that like you. What do
you mean? Cody ben Lewis is the only person who
sent a video in last week? Oh okay, if you
missed last week's podcast, um, I asked you. I still
(01:49):
have a couple of days to to finish this video.
I'm submitting a video for the Rock Show. It's a show.
It's gonna be like similar to American and Warrior, but
more fitness. I don't know. It's one of those crazy
petition shows. And I want people on Monday Friday to
submit videos of like, Hey, I'm Cody and I live
here and I think you guys should have Anthony on
(02:09):
because blank um. But I did get I know there
was one submission through email Carla Murray. Yeah, but I
got a couple of submissions through Instagram at worst Anthony
Cody sentence from the shower though in the shower. Yeah,
I didn't see. I didn't watch the full thing. I
downloaded it. Do you have a video of a dude
in a shower on your phone? I'll take everything. Maybe
on the toilet wherever you want to be recording this
(02:30):
video is fine by me. This guy. So I still
have two days to do it. I'm gonna be really
editing it down Sunday night. So if you're listening on
Friday or Saturday of the fourteenth, grab your phone right
now and send me a video. Don't do like a
live video because I tartered to download those. You have
to upload it. Yeah, So take the video normally on
(02:51):
your phone like in your camera and then email it
to my Day Friday Show at Gmail, or you can
upload it the Instagram. Yeah that's fine too. It's crazy
that the Rock is going to watch this, But also
how come you didn't submit one? Carla Murray, I'm going
to be in your main video? Who told you that?
Because I wasn't the last one? You weren't you were
in it. I have to go check that again. So listen,
(03:14):
are you going to put the tweet of the Rock?
Tweet is going to be in my video, so if
you missed that around Christmas time. Actually, on Christmas Day,
I took my family out to go see Jumanji, and
Carla Mury came um, and I tweeted at the Rock
because I bought everyone's movie tickets. It came out like
a hundred and fifty bucks or something crazy like that,
and then I bought popcorn and stuff for everybody given mood. Um.
(03:36):
So I tweeted at the Rock saying that I'm now
broke because I took every to see Jamanji. He actually
tweeted back two days later. He said, hell of a
good guy. You are something. Next time I see you,
tequila on me. So I'm gonna put that in the
video that I'm doing. Do you think you're going to
make the show and then the Rock is going to
give you the shot off to kill? Right? Is that's
your turn? If the Rock has very good producers, he
(03:59):
will And if you made this show, I better be
the person that gets to stand there holding a sign.
There's so many people waiting to do that. Actually no,
there's not. There's literally none people. What if I gave
that away on the radio like you get because I'm sure,
actually I'm not sure. But here's Any's Moms Ghost and
then an unlucky listener and then Heather and Linwood. I
(04:19):
think you'd be kind of fun. If I make it
on the show, I will try to bring one person
and maybe I'll have to pay for the flight and
maybe the producer as well. But yeah, I'll try to
bring one person on. Okay, I'm ready for that. Um So,
another thing we've talked about is how yesterday we finally
went to our friends at Lumber Union. Oh yeah, for
a while we had been talking about them. We did
power planting with them, power planting Washington, where if you
(04:39):
bought one of our shirts from them, they would plant
three three trees here in Washington. We planted a thousand
four trees. We planted a thousand last year, so we
did a few things with them. So we went to
their first official like store front today. It's sick like
it's just so cool. But they have a wall, like
a full life size wall eight ft tall on that
thing us. It's a picture of us. It's so crazy.
(05:02):
So it's probably still on my Instagram at this point.
Story and Anthony's check it out. It was really cool.
If you shop from them, there's a common box, let
them know where you found them. Yeah, the two idiots
on the radio. Okay, so those are the two things.
Those are the things you want to talk about on
the on the main morning show? Are that? Or there
was like house cleaning stuff, that's house cleaning, housekeeping. I
(05:22):
don't know how I said cleaning because you're in a freak. Yeah,
you like to clean. The housekeeping and house cleaning are
essentially the same thing. Well, because your housekeeper, you're cleaning
a house. Well housekeepers, um maybe feed your pets or
do your laundry is cleaning that kind of thing would
be a pet keeper. Speaking of I got to get
home to see my cats. So let's move this thing along. Okay.
(05:43):
So today we're going to the Mariners game. Um, we
are going to be sitting with two listeners who have
never met before, and they're going on a date. We
hadn't played the dating game on air. It's gonna be awkward. Okay, Yeah,
I will hopefully be recording them like doing like a
a pre date mid day and a post date questionnaire
(06:04):
type of thing. They didn't sign for that, well, I
can ask them. They can say no, it's gonna be
awkward anyway. Um, but I at today's Mariners game, am
getting to meet a famous athletes girlfriend. Why because, um,
we have a mutual friend and they connected us, and
I'm so excited. I don't know what to wear. You know,
(06:24):
just wear whatever you're gonna wear. She's gorgeous, okay, and
she's an athlete's girlfriend, so you know she's got like
some rock and bodies. She's gonna be in heels and
I'm gonna be in my freaking kids. So we just
wear heels. I don't wearing heels in a baseball game.
You have a thing against that, don't you. I do.
One time I wore wedges, I will give you the
wedges and they were Tom's because I was dropping the pup.
(06:47):
It's illegal. Why is it illegal? Why do you think? Know?
Why do you have to judge women who want to
wear heels too a baseball game or a soccer game
or something, because you also make fun of women who
do it at like pool parties in Vegas too, because
that is idiotic. However, you need to dress for what
you're seeing or what you're doing. Yeah, did you're not playing?
Trust me calling me. They're not gonna bring you into
the field, but you're supposed to. Okay, then don't wear
(07:09):
a baseball cap. You need to go to the game
and a Fedora. I've never your day. I'm gonna buy
you and Mariners. Also, isn't in that teen fifties? Whatever?
Do you see what I'm saying? No, I don't tell us.
See what you're saying everyone else does. You're saying you're
going to a pool party in Vegas. You wear a
bathing suit with no makeup. Okay, but that's not why
(07:29):
it sounds. I think you're confusing the pool party in
Vegas with a middle school pool party. The middle school
pool party're like, okay, in ball, I want to pool
party in Vegas biggest. There are too many people, everyone
out of their backpacks on We got in my face
and I thought I was drowning. That's the worst time
in my whole life. Freaking chain smokers scored to me right,
(07:51):
and I en up the nose, choking in the airplane
covered and Champagne. I was sticky. Wait, so the change
smokers poverty. They they shut it up your nose and
you were sticky on the plane. Thank you, Drew and
Chad what is his name? Drew In Scott, No, Alex,
Alex and Drew Yeah, yeah, I'm just going Chad and Chad,
(08:14):
Chatt and Tyson, Chad and Chad sirt. Yeah. So anyway,
back to heels. They're stupid, no, okay, And I understand
your theory, Carla Marine. I know there are women, they're
going to say, but I like to wear them because
I like the way I feel on them. Yeah, no,
you don't. Your feet hurt, Okay, But that's not the point.
The point is when you go to a pool party
(08:35):
and somewhere somewhere like Vegas or somewhere like Miami or
l A. First off, most people aren't going for It's
not like a barbecue pool party. This isn't a functional
pool party. This is because it's a fashion thing, and
it gives you a reason. It gives you a reason
to go out with alcohol and stuff in a fancy place.
But still where your bathing suit? Then why is there
(08:56):
a pool because sometimes you go in into the people. Okay,
I'm gonna separate from the pool. You just said it's
a fashion thing. So why going to a baseball game?
Do I need to dress fashionally? What was that? You mean? Fashionably? Um?
Because you want to because maybe you're going with your
girlfriends or your guy friends and you're trying to meet
(09:17):
some people there. The pool party in Vegas is a
fashion event. Then everyone going to a Mariners game needs
to be in full uniform. No, No, that's not what
I'm saying. That would be like you saying if okay,
you saying that everyone going to a Manners game needs
to wear a Mariner's uniform is like saying everyone goes
to a port pool party needs to wear a lifeguard uniform?
(09:37):
Are there even lifeguards there? Well, they didn't save me
when I was choking. They're they're not ship paying lifeguards.
If you can close your mouth, that's your fault. I
was surrounded by so many people and it went. It
wasn't even them, It was the stupid truck that has
all the hot girls on its squirting you. I like
that truck trucks, A stupid truck that's like the ice
(10:00):
cream truck for adults. Yeah, imagine illegal what I'm gonna
write this sound an ice cream truck that's not an
ice cream truck. It's beer or champagne or something, and
it moves. Um, that's a good question because I don't
I don't know if I've ever seen like a wine
truck or a beer truck that's not stationary at at
like a festival or something. I bet you there's permit
(10:22):
rules and you probably can't sell close to the school.
And yeah, but if you's got wheels, just aim those
wheels away from schools. I mean, that's your work around.
They're gonna do some research because what could I call it?
Beers on wheels like liquid fun drinking and driving. Yeah,
(10:44):
drunk on the road, drunk on a bus? Why would
you be drunk? Is it a bus that you're driving?
How ideas come up? Okay, what were the two things?
We had meetings yesterday? And I was like naming things.
Remember we had I got to congratulatory, Hey, good job
you named something cool. Yeah, I don't remember, though, I'm
really pretty good at naming things. One was, no, the
(11:05):
the puppy party that you want to do that you
and our friend Kimmy were talking about. We want to
have people come and lay and roll with puppies at
a brewery. And Anthony said pups and pines, pups and pints,
or puppies and pines, other pups and pines, pups and pines.
And then there's oh, then there's a sale thing that
we can't talk about yet, a sales thing. Yeah, you
were good with the hashtag. I'm pretty good that stuff.
So are we allowed to announce the trip we're going
(11:27):
on for work? Sure, go for it, the one we
found out about. For sure. I know what you're talking about.
I don't know what what you're speaking to me in a
cryptic way. You can either talk about it or ladies
and gentlemen, we found out. I guess we can't sit
in the morning show yet. But this is the Insiders Club.
We are going to the Great State of what's it called, No,
not the state? What is their nickname? Oh, that's what happened.
(11:48):
Their nickname would be Big Sky Country, even though Anthony
went there for a bachelor party. We get to go back.
We're gonna work with Montana Board of Tourism and we're
gonna go hiking and horseback riding. Is that what we're doing?
I saw it on the list last time I was
horseback riding my horse trip. I think I've talked about
that before. So this will be fun. So hopefully this
one doesn't trip and we have no guides, like, it's
(12:09):
go ahead. Yeah, it's for a weekend, right, Yeah, So
if you've been to Montana and you have tips, let
us know. We're flying into Kalispell. Um, Kalispell. Where's that.
I've actually never even heard of that city before. They
want us to go to like the middle of nowhere.
That's awesome. I'm excited. Yeah. I flowed into Bozeman already.
I've spent the night in Bozeman, um, and then we
spent time. I spent time, spent time at Big Sky
(12:32):
Resort is where we went for the road trip, and
we stopped in Billings for like seven minutes breast Billings.
I'm pretty sure the median age in Billings is like seven.
So if anyone has any tips, um, let us know.
But where to go? I know, ty listen to us
from Yes. Well, actually, we have a couple of trips
(12:52):
coming up and a couple of things we're gonna need
help with. So Montana is the closest thing we're doing.
That is going to be towards the end of May. Um.
Then in the first week of June, we're planning another
road trip here. Yeah. Yeah, and that's our friend time.
He is going to be with us on that road
trip too. And nation we're driving from Seattle to Portland,
(13:14):
Portland to Crater Lake, Crater Lake down to Yosemite and
then back up. We're gonna stop somewhere. So if you
have any ideas in like the northern California, central California,
places to stop, Oregon wherever we need. We need all
the help we can get, you know how like ums
for dinner, prostitutes, Llowstone has old Faithful. Yeah, what the falls?
(13:38):
Something better? Because I don't know about those. Maybe you
don't know about those The falls at Yosemite. Yeah, that's
what Yosemity is known for. The waterfall Can we jump on?
It is known for Capitan the Big Rock. Can we
like jump down them? No, you die what they do
in all the movies. Okay, well this isn't the movies,
and those are probably different waters the ones we can
jump probably yeah, probably an Oregon. Actually, it's going to
(13:58):
be snowy when we're there. Hello, it's June. It's not
gonna be snowy. It'll be colder. Literally, the book I
have says the roads are closed to June because of snow.
No for that, that's for Oregon. That was your semite buddy.
So get ready, year up, because we're gonna be snow
in chewing. We're not gonna be snowing, that's the how
snow works. No, but it's gonna be melting and she's
(14:20):
gonna be running into our tent. So no, we'll be fine.
And so we talked about this on the Morning Show
a little bit. I am in the very early stages
of trying to get myself a VW myself said myself, myself,
trying to get I'm trying to get myself a v
W bus. Um No, but really I've been like researching
(14:44):
this a lot and looking at different vans and busses
on uh, what's it called and stuff like that. No,
I'm not going Instagram yet because those are like the
fancy ones that people like do up. I need to
see what I get. Can you let me know when
you're on Instagram? Well, it'll be that. I mean, it'll
will be Instagram at some point. It is. That's when
I want to be a part of this. But I'm
worried that I'm becoming a little too pacific Northwest. You
(15:07):
are very and I love it because no, because you're
still a giant douche my giants. Well, um, today you're
going to the gym after work and you forgot that
you put a tank top under your sweatshirt for the gym,
and you took off your sweatshirt. So you're currently in
studio and a tchank top. So you don't wear tank
taps in the studio. And our boss was like, what
are you doing? You don't wear tank tops in the
studio and were muscle tanks. There's a difference because you
(15:28):
have muscles. I have muscle tanks, okay, but still you
don't wear sleeveless shirts in the studio. Their style, So
is this this is my style? It's my Roosevelt. Anthony's
about to be a hippie. I'm pretty pumped about it.
I told him that I would make a small investment
into his hippie bus if I could claim part of
it is mine. What is your investment? How much is
(15:49):
the passenger seat? See, I don't know how much the
seat is, but these busses are looking like they're going
to be between eight and twelve that let's say the
range is to buy one of these used buses or vans,
So the seat is probably a thousand? Did they have
fifteen seats? This thing talking about like space wide? Hold on?
(16:10):
You know, we should do like the kinds of what
seat you're buying. If you're buying the shotgun, that's you know,
that's closer, that's closer to the field. If you will,
you gotta pay more for that one. This is what
we should do, you know, like when cities build out
new areas, like down here at Pike Place Market, we
have um they like did a little area and everyone's
name is on a different brick, different cobblestone, and it's
like those people put money whatever, you should have all
(16:33):
of your friends put money into it, but like different
parts of the van. But also then you get a
say so if I'm on the road trip and the
passenger seat, I say, out of the passenger seat everybody
else I'm from because you paid more. I paid more
um an airplane. Yeah, I get that also timeshare? Really,
what if I did it like a Nascar uh car
(16:55):
where sponsor get like little stickers and stuff that I
put alongside, It's going to be a little messy. Or
maybe I pick like maybe they go on the roof
like the ceiling of the car, so when you look
up you see all the sponsors. I don't want to sticker.
I want to see. Okay, five dollars for a seat?
Do I get to have a roset gold seat belt buckle? Yes? Okay,
(17:15):
real rod? Well, then you pay for you have to
pay for that one because I don't think like to
see belt to be white, because that would be so
cool white with rose gold, except I'll probably spill food
on it. Yeah, I don't know if you want a
white seat belt. Okay. So yeah, So if you know
anything about van life, hashtag bus life whatever, tilling, Yeah,
it is weird that it goes by hashtag van life.
But then I found out when I was talking to
(17:36):
someone here in Washington that a lot of them are
not called vans. They're called busses. I'm like learning a
lot of things here, but I feel like it's I
don't know what's cooler, because saying a van makes me
think banned down by the river. Saying bus makes me
think about a school bus. Yeah, neither of them are
cool necessarily, so we need to name it like a
I guess it's a camper. Not really, Well, some of
(17:57):
them are. Some of them. Some of these things have
like stoves in the and you get the one that
has sorry, the top part. I'm buying the top part end. Yeah,
so let me explain that part if you If you
just google like v w U vanagon v A N
G O N, you'll see these things. Or Westphalia, they
have these pop tops basically where you have the regular
(18:17):
van and you park it, you pop the top and
there's a little tent on top of the van basically
and you can sleep up there. These look like raper vans. Okay,
well I'm not. It's not gonna look like a raper
van when I'm done with it. I'm gonna you know,
I'm thinking of actually starting a YouTube series about this,
and it would be people would watch it, think about
Think about this. Think with the dumb things you watch
on TV. Right, You've got like house Hunters, and that's
(18:39):
just people searching around looking for the perfect house. It
would be like tiny houses, but for our car exactly
your tiny houses. There's another good one. So no, here's
here's the plan. The first part of it is like
the research part of this YouTube series, and that would
be your house hunter type show where I visit different
people and different vans and I film it and I
try to find the perfect van. Once I find the
perfect van, then it turns into like a pimp my ride,
(19:02):
and I work with a what's it called a mechanic
around here. We fixed it up and make it kind
of cool and make it unique. Then once then my
ride part of the YouTube series is done, then it's
just like a travel show and you take the van
to different parts of the country on road trips. It's
actually kind of cool. I am in who's filming you?
Passenger shotgun? Okay? Can it be a selfiesting so I
(19:26):
can film it myself. No, I can film it with
me and it No, but that's other. It's my YouTube series.
No one's gonna watch it. Then you could be you
can make cameos. You could be the executive producer. No
one's gonna you could be the Can we call it
CM Productions, Yes, it's a it's a CMP Carlin reproduction.
Like it, but you've got to put some actual work
into it. Okay, I'm gonna get to my list, because
(19:48):
this girl's got a nap before this marriage scheme. Go
for it, all right, So those are my list of
things that I would like to talk about on our
morning show. But I need the great people of the
Monday Friday podcast, which we've been doing for four years. Oh,
you will even talk about that. This is the four
years we'll techually the four year anniversary was Wednesday, but
this is the fourth year show, the fourth year anniversary show,
(20:08):
and it sucks just as much the first one. It's
probably worse. Yeah, I feel like we were like whispering
a lot. I have never listened back to it ever. Really,
you've never listened to a Monday Friday episode the first one.
I did, maybe just right away the first time, but
it's in the Our first two episodes are missing right now.
We're we're getting them back though. Okay, So thank you
for everyone who's been there from the beginning. Thank you
(20:29):
very much. If you're new to the podcast, also thank
you very much. And if you realize crap, I'm listening
to these idiots or four years? How many hours have
I wasted with them? The answer is a lot, a
lot of them. Yeah. So anyway, these are the things
that I would like to talk about on our morning show.
But I would like the great people of Monday Friday
tell me if any of them are home run grand slams,
how are they telling you? Are you going to post
them all to our Facebook page or something and people
(20:50):
can comment. I don't need people stealing my ideas. Okay,
So what do you want? Email me Friday Friday Show
and Gmail. So what are they supposed to get to
give me if they like any of these topics? Emailing? Okay?
So if you're listening right now, you like something that
Carline brings up, maybe you want have your own interpretation
of it, your own spin email My Day Friday Show
at Gmail. Okay. This topic is how do you pass
time at work? I saw a g I saw a guy.
(21:13):
He was a parking attendant in like one of the
little boots, like teenager, and he was like pop lock
and dropping it he was. I saw him doing up
and down, up and down, like holding onto the inside
of the boot and like popping his booty down. Interesting,
So what do you expect people to respond with. I
don't know what other people do to pass the time
at work. When I was working at my dad's jewelry store, um,
(21:34):
there were times during the Christmas time where like it
was an off hour, be slower or whatever. And at
the time, I was doing track in high school and
I had really bad shin splints. So I my trainer
told us, if you do like toe taps, basically, if
you stand there and just tap your toe, it builds
up your kind of your muscles up in that area.
So I would just sit there and I would do
toe taps for like an hour. Or you sit down
(21:56):
and you you're supposed to write the alphabet with your toe.
Oh that sounds off in lower case, by the way,
so you go, hey, it's just kind of it makes
me nauseous. Is that normal? No, it's not normally that
makes you nauseous. I don't like moving my feet like that.
I just did and I'm nauseous, Like if you made
a C. Yeah, and I don't like that. It makes
(22:20):
me feel sick. Well, maybe you need to do it
more often and strengthen your your legs and it doesn't
hurt my legs. It just I don't like that feeling. Okay. Um,
so yeah, the way I passed time when I was
a waitress at Bendy was that I ate bread. So
so just eat yourself out of it dealing with that today,
So don't pass time. Okay, I'll give that one on
your skin on the scale of how much I would
like to do that in the morning show, I'll give
that for This is high a topic, obviously, they all are.
(22:45):
Why I'm single? I saw a couple of fighting in
a car in a parking lot. I'll give eight. I
don't miss that crap a doing that, So that's reason number.
Like so if you observed with other couples that you're
staying away from, and that's why you're single? Yeah, okay,
this is why I'm saying, not like, why are you
a bad person to date? That's a whole different Why
am I single? It's a great topic though, Okay, Um,
(23:05):
I want to have my friend to come on the air,
and I won't say your name until if it's definitely
or not. But she knows. Um this this woman she
knows is cheating on her husband and she wants to
tell the husband what. Okay, so you're saying should that
would be like a should she or shouldn't she type
of thing. No, I don't how close is she with
a husband. She's closer to the woman I wouldn't do it. Okay, Well,
(23:27):
that's not the question you're not answering. There's the question
I answered it. Is this just like it is a
good or not? Oh? Is it a good topic? That's
that's absolutely a good topic. I'll give that a nine.
You've got a nine and eight and a four. We
talked about this a little bit on the show, but
I should bring it up in the podcast and bring
it up for real in the show. But I'm trying
to change my name. Okay, I don't know about it.
How it goes, you know, like the process or what
(23:49):
do you ask? I mean, I got to the final
screen where you put your payment information, and that's actually
how we plan for our show every morning. Carl says something.
I say, so what And then I was like, Pixie
Steak isn't a good name. I'm just kidding. I'm taking
the space out of Carla Murray. So would it be
capital C and then all lower case no space? Why
don't you hyphenate it? I'm sorry if you have a
(24:11):
hyphen you're offended by. But I don't like that your
sister has a hyphen? Is that a good topic? Though?
Did you change your name? I'm going to give that
a two and a half. That's terrible. That's a two
and a half. I'm not feeling it. What don't you
like that? Everyone else does? Okay, I feel like we've
done something similar. My friend Keiko doesn't like Toy Story
(24:32):
and thinks it's a garbage movie. Look at the seven
and a half eight. That's a good topic. That's good
for the radio. I don't like Beyonce. Yeah, and that's
what we talked about it. Actually, don't you like is that?
All of them? No? I saw a hot guy who
I hated because he's a giant pansy. I had no
jacket on and it was nice outside. This man was
(24:53):
wearing a bundled up jacket with a giant scarf wrack
wrapped around his neck and a big who if he had,
you're pansy? It wasn't cold out. Maybe maybe it was
cold I mean weather here is crazy. Maybe it was
cold when he arrived wherever you are and then it
warmed up. That happens sometimes that's a terrible excuse. That's
(25:15):
a that's a too Okay. That's like a good little
side story that you could say. I would make it
a topic though. Okay, this one is going to be. Um,
you want what you don't have, you want what you
don't have? Okay, explain. I love Amazon. Amazon is the coolest, right.
We had our pony up here two weeks ago in studio.
Amazon people out front in the building next to us.
(25:36):
We're so jealous saying that's not fair they get to
have a pony in their office. We want to be
like power have a pony to the pony people. And
I was like, Amazon wanted our pony. I want Amazon.
This is perfect. Okay, So what's the point here? What
I don't know? What do you want me? You don't have?
My life is so cool, but I still want what
I don't like it? Well, I just want people to
(25:57):
know that Amazon wander pony. Okay. See again, that's something
that's quick, a little story that you could share. But
I would say Amazon prime it to yourself. Do you.
I don't know if you could prime living things. I'm
sure you will be able to watch at some point. Yeah,
you'll probably prime yourself like an organ lastly, but not
least lastly, but not least last, but not least. I
want to go to cat con? What is cat Con?
(26:19):
I feel like I feel like I should know what
it is? But the cat convention in Pasadena, California, April
third through the August third through the fifth. And what
do you do you look at cats and cat things
like what kind of toys, food, upcoming cat gadgets. I
mean I think you should go. Yeah, me too. But
(26:40):
it's also the same time as um Watershed, which is
the country concert here, so so but okay again, what
is your point in bringing that up? If you have
you been to cat con? Um? Should I go to
cat con? And? Um? Maybe are there we tried doing?
Are their fun conventions you've been to? No one called,
but I know we have someone that went to like
a taxidermy convention. Yeah that's cool. And then there was
(27:00):
a bug exterminator or that was your friend, right, no
exterminator convention or something? Um cat cons where pop culture
and cat culture converge showcasing some of the world's top
cat centric merchandise, conversations with those at the epicenter of
the cat world, incredible activations, and one of the biggest
adoption lounges ever. I have to go. Do you think
(27:20):
they'll let me speak on a panel? No, you have
no expertise? Yeah, y projects chance to hang out thousands
people who love catch just as much as you do.
You know what's incredible. Do you know Bob is going
to be there? That the cat with his tongue out.
We met him, we did. I thought he met the dog.
We met whatever his name was. We met little Bob
(27:42):
at put the puppy bowl. Oh, that's right, he was there.
She het Um. Here's what I'm jealous of. Someone out there,
someone in the world, maybe a group of people, is
making money on cat Con. Someone's making probably hundreds of
thousands of dollars running cat Con. You know why, because
(28:03):
they said I love cats, I want to hang out
with all the other people who love cats, or they
said people who love cats are crazy. I'm gonna steal
all their money. But they're making a lot of money
off of cat Con. I have to show up at
work every day at five o'clock in the morning. That
person doesn't they just talk about cats. There's a sneaker
con Yeah. But what I'm saying is I'm jealous of
the people who have figured out that that niche and
(28:24):
been like, I'm gonna make as much money just getting
people together. Maybe there's a niche for people that like
vans van Kan. I'm sure there is one. A bunch
of hippies meeting together. What about people who love romantic
comedies and it's called ron con this is like our
podcast conversation. Or what if it's convicted felony? Yeah, that's why.
(28:45):
Might I say Ron rom kon or it's a movie
about Ron a thing about Ron Fergundian, Or what if
it's a bunch of convicted felons con it's called or
con men. It could be a convergence of both the
con con con the convergence, the convergence of khan men
and convicts con con con con. Yeah. I was like,
(29:06):
my brain, nerds, this is not okay. Talk the convention
of the conversion, the convention of the conversion of convicts
and con menc CONCN. I like that one. I'm gonna
make that one. Is there a radio con. Yeah, there's
like radio things. Maybe I don't know. That's a good question.
We can make podcon charge all these idiots fifty bucks
(29:28):
to come. We talked about our our podcast is awesome. Okay, done?
Where are we doing it? That is actually apparently there
was a podcast festival in Seattle that we missed. What
yeah there was one. Do they know that we're the
the epic podcasters of proportions? What? Where are they? What?
We are the podcasters of epic proportions? Okay, that's a
(29:50):
little better. You know, I started this podcast off talking
about how weird you are. I realized maybe you're not weird.
And I mean this in the nicest way. I think
part of your brain is bussy. Dude. It's actually called podcon.
Oh my god. But here's okay, where when was it?
December nine? I am going this year and I am
(30:13):
going to show up letting these people know that I
am Podcon. You know, when you go to a big event,
a convention or a game and there's always that one
guy screwing out Jesus outside and go to hell. We
should do that, but it'll look like we're scaring Jesus.
But we'll just be telling them that their podcast suck.
The listen at our podcast from your stupid podcast. I
(30:38):
can do that. Um, so what is it December? We
are actually invited to speak at a podcast convention last year,
but we couldn't go. Yeah, I was busy voting along
the Oh about your brain. I think there's something actually
wrong or missing with your brain. I can't even like
(30:58):
to argue that because I don't. Because you're relatively smart.
You comprehend a lot of things relatively, because being smart
is a relative thing, because you could be super smart
in school and be a complete moron in regular life,
or you could be really good at math but not
be able to spell for worth of damn you know,
So being smart is relative. What is smart depends on
(31:20):
what you're judging. I guess um, but you're relatively smart
across the board. You retain knowledge pretty well, you can
have decent conversations. But I feel like there's something something
along the chain is missing when you process stuff in
your head, because you know what you're supposed to say,
but it just doesn't ever, It doesn't make it from
(31:42):
your brain to people's ear lobes out of my mouth.
I I'm tired, So it gets worse when I'm tired,
so like when people get sleepy, I just can't speak
like right now, and I'm talking all day, like all morning,
so my lips are like, honestly, I feel like they're
not moving right, okay, And maybe it is like a
real thing. I don't know, something with my motor skills.
(32:02):
Who knows. But it's like when little kids get so
excited that they just say their words out of order. Yeah, yeah,
that's like yeah, I do it too, and I flub
up my words, especially on the radio. I do it
all the time. But you like know all the all
the sayings that you're supposed to say, but you just
can't say them right. Ever, maybe she could like that
(32:23):
checked out. Oh my god, you would be great if
you wore like a little recording device and you went
to a doctor and you try to explain that problem
and see what they told you. I can't say words
in water. It's probably dyslexia. No, that's reading. I thought
they're going to be like, well, ma'am, you're having a stroke, which,
by the way, someone memmed me on the phone the
other day and I almost dropped dead. All right, we
(32:45):
do have to get out of here before Carl Mury
does have a stroke. We are going to go to
the Mariners game in a little bit. I hang out
with my new athletes going on. We have meetings. I
have two meetings a Mariners game broadcast Fridays. Everybody busy days.
This girl's gotta sleep. It's Monday Friday. I'm going to
take an app with my case. All right, enjoy your
Monday Friday. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Again,
(33:05):
if you made it this long in the podcast, if
you started from the beginning, thank you so much for
listening to hundreds of hours of us talking about nothing.
We started at the bottom. We're still here, ye, still
here hanging out at the bottom. Also, you still have
two days to get in that video. If you want
to be in my video that I'm submitting to The
Rock and His production company, all you have to do
is sit your name, where you're from, and why you
(33:27):
think or either why you listen to uh the podcast
or the morning show or why you think I should
be on the Rock Show. Either way, record yourself and
then email that file to my Day Friday show at Gmail.
It only has to be like fifteen seconds. It does
not have to be very long. Yes, correct, Thank you
very very much for hanging out with us. Four years strong.
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not entirely sure what we're doing today, kind of like
last week. But you said you wanted to test out
what a bunch of stuff you want to do in
our morning show, But you want to test it out here. Yeah.
I keep a running list of ideas and a lot
of time. These are ideas that like Anthony and I
need to work out together, and I thought this would
be a good place to test it out. Hey wait,
I put my little smoshy guy on the mic. This
thing hold I don't know if that's actually if people
(01:06):
can hear that, But there you go. It helps me
not pop my peas? You're what pop my peas? Do
I sound smoother now? Probably not. I don't think anyone
can hear that. Carl Murray. There's a little foam thing
that goes on top of the microphone. It's called a
wind screen. Was this only when I pushed my face on?
Why are you rubbing your face on it? You have
serious problems. You are one of the weirder people I've
ever met in my entire life. That's why I'm your favorite.
(01:29):
I didn't say you're my favorite people. I said you
were one of the weirdest people I've ever met in
my entire life. We have a lot of things to
talk about, okay, talk not talk about them. We have
a lot of things to talk about. Well, we only
got one submission for people that like you. What do
you mean? Cody ben Lewis is the only person who
sent a video in last week? Oh okay, if you
missed last week's podcast, um, I asked you. I still
(01:49):
have a couple of days to to finish this video.
I'm submitting a video for the Rock Show. It's a show.
It's gonna be like similar to American and Warrior, but
more fitness. I don't know. It's one of those crazy
petition shows. And I want people on Monday Friday to
submit videos of like, Hey, I'm Cody and I live
here and I think you guys should have Anthony on
(02:09):
because blank um. But I did get I know there
was one submission through email Carla Murray. Yeah, but I
got a couple of submissions through Instagram at worst Anthony
Cody sentence from the shower though in the shower. Yeah,
I didn't see. I didn't watch the full thing. I
downloaded it. Do you have a video of a dude
in a shower on your phone? I'll take everything. Maybe
on the toilet wherever you want to be recording this
(02:30):
video is fine by me. This guy. So I still
have two days to do it. I'm gonna be really
editing it down Sunday night. So if you're listening on
Friday or Saturday of the fourteenth, grab your phone right
now and send me a video. Don't do like a
live video because I tartered to download those. You have
to upload it. Yeah, So take the video normally on
(02:51):
your phone like in your camera and then email it
to my Day Friday Show at Gmail, or you can
upload it the Instagram. Yeah that's fine too. It's crazy
that the Rock is going to watch this, But also
how come you didn't submit one? Carla Murray, I'm going
to be in your main video? Who told you that?
Because I wasn't the last one? You weren't you were
in it. I have to go check that again. So listen,
(03:14):
are you going to put the tweet of the Rock?
Tweet is going to be in my video, so if
you missed that around Christmas time. Actually, on Christmas Day,
I took my family out to go see Jumanji, and
Carla Mury came um, and I tweeted at the Rock
because I bought everyone's movie tickets. It came out like
a hundred and fifty bucks or something crazy like that,
and then I bought popcorn and stuff for everybody given mood. Um.
(03:36):
So I tweeted at the Rock saying that I'm now
broke because I took every to see Jamanji. He actually
tweeted back two days later. He said, hell of a
good guy. You are something. Next time I see you,
tequila on me. So I'm gonna put that in the
video that I'm doing. Do you think you're going to
make the show and then the Rock is going to
give you the shot off to kill? Right? Is that's
your turn? If the Rock has very good producers, he
(03:59):
will And if you made this show, I better be
the person that gets to stand there holding a sign.
There's so many people waiting to do that. Actually no,
there's not. There's literally none people. What if I gave
that away on the radio like you get because I'm sure,
actually I'm not sure. But here's Any's Moms Ghost and
then an unlucky listener and then Heather and Linwood. I
(04:19):
think you'd be kind of fun. If I make it
on the show, I will try to bring one person
and maybe I'll have to pay for the flight and
maybe the producer as well. But yeah, I'll try to
bring one person on. Okay, I'm ready for that. Um So,
another thing we've talked about is how yesterday we finally
went to our friends at Lumber Union. Oh yeah, for
a while we had been talking about them. We did
power planting with them, power planting Washington, where if you
(04:39):
bought one of our shirts from them, they would plant
three three trees here in Washington. We planted a thousand
four trees. We planted a thousand last year, so we
did a few things with them. So we went to
their first official like store front today. It's sick like
it's just so cool. But they have a wall, like
a full life size wall eight ft tall on that
thing us. It's a picture of us. It's so crazy.
(05:02):
So it's probably still on my Instagram at this point.
Story and Anthony's check it out. It was really cool.
If you shop from them, there's a common box, let
them know where you found them. Yeah, the two idiots
on the radio. Okay, so those are the two things.
Those are the things you want to talk about on
the on the main morning show? Are that? Or there
was like house cleaning stuff, that's house cleaning, housekeeping. I
(05:22):
don't know how I said cleaning because you're in a freak. Yeah,
you like to clean. The housekeeping and house cleaning are
essentially the same thing. Well, because your housekeeper, you're cleaning
a house. Well housekeepers, um maybe feed your pets or
do your laundry is cleaning that kind of thing would
be a pet keeper. Speaking of I got to get
home to see my cats. So let's move this thing along. Okay.
(05:43):
So today we're going to the Mariners game. Um, we
are going to be sitting with two listeners who have
never met before, and they're going on a date. We
hadn't played the dating game on air. It's gonna be awkward. Okay, Yeah,
I will hopefully be recording them like doing like a
a pre date mid day and a post date questionnaire
(06:04):
type of thing. They didn't sign for that, well, I
can ask them. They can say no, it's gonna be
awkward anyway. Um, but I at today's Mariners game, am
getting to meet a famous athletes girlfriend. Why because, um,
we have a mutual friend and they connected us, and
I'm so excited. I don't know what to wear. You know,
(06:24):
just wear whatever you're gonna wear. She's gorgeous, okay, and
she's an athlete's girlfriend, so you know she's got like
some rock and bodies. She's gonna be in heels and
I'm gonna be in my freaking kids. So we just
wear heels. I don't wearing heels in a baseball game.
You have a thing against that, don't you. I do.
One time I wore wedges, I will give you the
wedges and they were Tom's because I was dropping the pup.
(06:47):
It's illegal. Why is it illegal? Why do you think? Know?
Why do you have to judge women who want to
wear heels too a baseball game or a soccer game
or something, because you also make fun of women who
do it at like pool parties in Vegas too, because
that is idiotic. However, you need to dress for what
you're seeing or what you're doing. Yeah, did you're not playing?
Trust me calling me. They're not gonna bring you into
the field, but you're supposed to. Okay, then don't wear
(07:09):
a baseball cap. You need to go to the game
and a Fedora. I've never your day. I'm gonna buy
you and Mariners. Also, isn't in that teen fifties? Whatever?
Do you see what I'm saying? No, I don't tell us.
See what you're saying everyone else does. You're saying you're
going to a pool party in Vegas. You wear a
bathing suit with no makeup. Okay, but that's not why
(07:29):
it sounds. I think you're confusing the pool party in
Vegas with a middle school pool party. The middle school
pool party're like, okay, in ball, I want to pool
party in Vegas biggest. There are too many people, everyone
out of their backpacks on We got in my face
and I thought I was drowning. That's the worst time
in my whole life. Freaking chain smokers scored to me right,
(07:51):
and I en up the nose, choking in the airplane
covered and Champagne. I was sticky. Wait, so the change
smokers poverty. They they shut it up your nose and
you were sticky on the plane. Thank you, Drew and
Chad what is his name? Drew In Scott, No, Alex,
Alex and Drew Yeah, yeah, I'm just going Chad and Chad,
(08:14):
Chatt and Tyson, Chad and Chad sirt. Yeah. So anyway,
back to heels. They're stupid, no, okay, And I understand
your theory, Carla Marine. I know there are women, they're
going to say, but I like to wear them because
I like the way I feel on them. Yeah, no,
you don't. Your feet hurt, Okay, But that's not the point.
The point is when you go to a pool party
(08:35):
and somewhere somewhere like Vegas or somewhere like Miami or
l A. First off, most people aren't going for It's
not like a barbecue pool party. This isn't a functional
pool party. This is because it's a fashion thing, and
it gives you a reason. It gives you a reason
to go out with alcohol and stuff in a fancy place.
But still where your bathing suit? Then why is there
(08:56):
a pool because sometimes you go in into the people. Okay,
I'm gonna separate from the pool. You just said it's
a fashion thing. So why going to a baseball game?
Do I need to dress fashionally? What was that? You mean? Fashionably? Um?
Because you want to because maybe you're going with your
girlfriends or your guy friends and you're trying to meet
(09:17):
some people there. The pool party in Vegas is a
fashion event. Then everyone going to a Mariners game needs
to be in full uniform. No, No, that's not what
I'm saying. That would be like you saying if okay,
you saying that everyone going to a Manners game needs
to wear a Mariner's uniform is like saying everyone goes
to a port pool party needs to wear a lifeguard uniform?
(09:37):
Are there even lifeguards there? Well, they didn't save me
when I was choking. They're they're not ship paying lifeguards.
If you can close your mouth, that's your fault. I
was surrounded by so many people and it went. It
wasn't even them, It was the stupid truck that has
all the hot girls on its squirting you. I like
that truck trucks, A stupid truck that's like the ice
(10:00):
cream truck for adults. Yeah, imagine illegal what I'm gonna
write this sound an ice cream truck that's not an
ice cream truck. It's beer or champagne or something, and
it moves. Um, that's a good question because I don't
I don't know if I've ever seen like a wine
truck or a beer truck that's not stationary at at
like a festival or something. I bet you there's permit
(10:22):
rules and you probably can't sell close to the school.
And yeah, but if you's got wheels, just aim those
wheels away from schools. I mean, that's your work around.
They're gonna do some research because what could I call it?
Beers on wheels like liquid fun drinking and driving. Yeah,
(10:44):
drunk on the road, drunk on a bus? Why would
you be drunk? Is it a bus that you're driving?
How ideas come up? Okay, what were the two things?
We had meetings yesterday? And I was like naming things.
Remember we had I got to congratulatory, Hey, good job
you named something cool. Yeah, I don't remember, though, I'm
really pretty good at naming things. One was, no, the
(11:05):
the puppy party that you want to do that you
and our friend Kimmy were talking about. We want to
have people come and lay and roll with puppies at
a brewery. And Anthony said pups and pines, pups and pints,
or puppies and pines, other pups and pines, pups and pines.
And then there's oh, then there's a sale thing that
we can't talk about yet, a sales thing. Yeah, you
were good with the hashtag. I'm pretty good that stuff.
So are we allowed to announce the trip we're going
(11:27):
on for work? Sure, go for it, the one we
found out about. For sure. I know what you're talking about.
I don't know what what you're speaking to me in a
cryptic way. You can either talk about it or ladies
and gentlemen, we found out. I guess we can't sit
in the morning show yet. But this is the Insiders Club.
We are going to the Great State of what's it called, No,
not the state? What is their nickname? Oh, that's what happened.
(11:48):
Their nickname would be Big Sky Country, even though Anthony
went there for a bachelor party. We get to go back.
We're gonna work with Montana Board of Tourism and we're
gonna go hiking and horseback riding. Is that what we're doing?
I saw it on the list last time I was
horseback riding my horse trip. I think I've talked about
that before. So this will be fun. So hopefully this
one doesn't trip and we have no guides, like, it's
(12:09):
go ahead. Yeah, it's for a weekend, right, Yeah, So
if you've been to Montana and you have tips, let
us know. We're flying into Kalispell. Um, Kalispell. Where's that.
I've actually never even heard of that city before. They
want us to go to like the middle of nowhere.
That's awesome. I'm excited. Yeah. I flowed into Bozeman already.
I've spent the night in Bozeman, um, and then we
spent time. I spent time, spent time at Big Sky
(12:32):
Resort is where we went for the road trip, and
we stopped in Billings for like seven minutes breast Billings.
I'm pretty sure the median age in Billings is like seven.
So if anyone has any tips, um, let us know.
But where to go? I know, ty listen to us
from Yes. Well, actually, we have a couple of trips
(12:52):
coming up and a couple of things we're gonna need
help with. So Montana is the closest thing we're doing.
That is going to be towards the end of May. Um.
Then in the first week of June, we're planning another
road trip here. Yeah. Yeah, and that's our friend time.
He is going to be with us on that road
trip too. And nation we're driving from Seattle to Portland,
(13:14):
Portland to Crater Lake, Crater Lake down to Yosemite and
then back up. We're gonna stop somewhere. So if you
have any ideas in like the northern California, central California,
places to stop, Oregon wherever we need. We need all
the help we can get, you know how like ums
for dinner, prostitutes, Llowstone has old Faithful. Yeah, what the falls?
(13:38):
Something better? Because I don't know about those. Maybe you
don't know about those The falls at Yosemite. Yeah, that's
what Yosemity is known for. The waterfall Can we jump on?
It is known for Capitan the Big Rock. Can we
like jump down them? No, you die what they do
in all the movies. Okay, well this isn't the movies,
and those are probably different waters the ones we can
jump probably yeah, probably an Oregon. Actually, it's going to
(13:58):
be snowy when we're there. Hello, it's June. It's not
gonna be snowy. It'll be colder. Literally, the book I
have says the roads are closed to June because of snow.
No for that, that's for Oregon. That was your semite buddy.
So get ready, year up, because we're gonna be snow
in chewing. We're not gonna be snowing, that's the how
snow works. No, but it's gonna be melting and she's
(14:20):
gonna be running into our tent. So no, we'll be fine.
And so we talked about this on the Morning Show
a little bit. I am in the very early stages
of trying to get myself a VW myself said myself, myself,
trying to get I'm trying to get myself a v
W bus. Um No, but really I've been like researching
(14:44):
this a lot and looking at different vans and busses
on uh, what's it called and stuff like that. No,
I'm not going Instagram yet because those are like the
fancy ones that people like do up. I need to
see what I get. Can you let me know when
you're on Instagram? Well, it'll be that. I mean, it'll
will be Instagram at some point. It is. That's when
I want to be a part of this. But I'm
worried that I'm becoming a little too pacific Northwest. You
(15:07):
are very and I love it because no, because you're
still a giant douche my giants. Well, um, today you're
going to the gym after work and you forgot that
you put a tank top under your sweatshirt for the gym,
and you took off your sweatshirt. So you're currently in
studio and a tchank top. So you don't wear tank
taps in the studio. And our boss was like, what
are you doing? You don't wear tank tops in the
studio and were muscle tanks. There's a difference because you
(15:28):
have muscles. I have muscle tanks, okay, but still you
don't wear sleeveless shirts in the studio. Their style, So
is this this is my style? It's my Roosevelt. Anthony's
about to be a hippie. I'm pretty pumped about it.
I told him that I would make a small investment
into his hippie bus if I could claim part of
it is mine. What is your investment? How much is
(15:49):
the passenger seat? See, I don't know how much the
seat is, but these busses are looking like they're going
to be between eight and twelve that let's say the
range is to buy one of these used buses or vans,
So the seat is probably a thousand? Did they have
fifteen seats? This thing talking about like space wide? Hold on?
(16:10):
You know, we should do like the kinds of what
seat you're buying. If you're buying the shotgun, that's you know,
that's closer, that's closer to the field. If you will,
you gotta pay more for that one. This is what
we should do, you know, like when cities build out
new areas, like down here at Pike Place Market, we
have um they like did a little area and everyone's
name is on a different brick, different cobblestone, and it's
like those people put money whatever, you should have all
(16:33):
of your friends put money into it, but like different
parts of the van. But also then you get a
say so if I'm on the road trip and the
passenger seat, I say, out of the passenger seat everybody
else I'm from because you paid more. I paid more
um an airplane. Yeah, I get that also timeshare? Really,
what if I did it like a Nascar uh car
(16:55):
where sponsor get like little stickers and stuff that I
put alongside, It's going to be a little messy. Or
maybe I pick like maybe they go on the roof
like the ceiling of the car, so when you look
up you see all the sponsors. I don't want to sticker.
I want to see. Okay, five dollars for a seat?
Do I get to have a roset gold seat belt buckle? Yes? Okay,
(17:15):
real rod? Well, then you pay for you have to
pay for that one because I don't think like to
see belt to be white, because that would be so
cool white with rose gold, except I'll probably spill food
on it. Yeah, I don't know if you want a
white seat belt. Okay. So yeah, So if you know
anything about van life, hashtag bus life whatever, tilling, Yeah,
it is weird that it goes by hashtag van life.
But then I found out when I was talking to
(17:36):
someone here in Washington that a lot of them are
not called vans. They're called busses. I'm like learning a
lot of things here, but I feel like it's I
don't know what's cooler, because saying a van makes me
think banned down by the river. Saying bus makes me
think about a school bus. Yeah, neither of them are
cool necessarily, so we need to name it like a
I guess it's a camper. Not really, Well, some of
(17:57):
them are. Some of them. Some of these things have
like stoves in the and you get the one that
has sorry, the top part. I'm buying the top part end. Yeah,
so let me explain that part if you If you
just google like v w U vanagon v A N
G O N, you'll see these things. Or Westphalia, they
have these pop tops basically where you have the regular
(18:17):
van and you park it, you pop the top and
there's a little tent on top of the van basically
and you can sleep up there. These look like raper vans. Okay,
well I'm not. It's not gonna look like a raper
van when I'm done with it. I'm gonna you know,
I'm thinking of actually starting a YouTube series about this,
and it would be people would watch it, think about
Think about this. Think with the dumb things you watch
on TV. Right, You've got like house Hunters, and that's
(18:39):
just people searching around looking for the perfect house. It
would be like tiny houses, but for our car exactly
your tiny houses. There's another good one. So no, here's
here's the plan. The first part of it is like
the research part of this YouTube series, and that would
be your house hunter type show where I visit different
people and different vans and I film it and I
try to find the perfect van. Once I find the
perfect van, then it turns into like a pimp my ride,
(19:02):
and I work with a what's it called a mechanic
around here. We fixed it up and make it kind
of cool and make it unique. Then once then my
ride part of the YouTube series is done, then it's
just like a travel show and you take the van
to different parts of the country on road trips. It's
actually kind of cool. I am in who's filming you?
Passenger shotgun? Okay? Can it be a selfiesting so I
(19:26):
can film it myself. No, I can film it with
me and it No, but that's other. It's my YouTube series.
No one's gonna watch it. Then you could be you
can make cameos. You could be the executive producer. No
one's gonna you could be the Can we call it
CM Productions, Yes, it's a it's a CMP Carlin reproduction.
Like it, but you've got to put some actual work
into it. Okay, I'm gonna get to my list, because
(19:48):
this girl's got a nap before this marriage scheme. Go
for it, all right, So those are my list of
things that I would like to talk about on our
morning show. But I need the great people of the
Monday Friday podcast, which we've been doing for four years. Oh,
you will even talk about that. This is the four
years we'll techually the four year anniversary was Wednesday, but
this is the fourth year show, the fourth year anniversary show,
(20:08):
and it sucks just as much the first one. It's
probably worse. Yeah, I feel like we were like whispering
a lot. I have never listened back to it ever. Really,
you've never listened to a Monday Friday episode the first one.
I did, maybe just right away the first time, but
it's in the Our first two episodes are missing right now.
We're we're getting them back though. Okay, So thank you
for everyone who's been there from the beginning. Thank you
(20:29):
very much. If you're new to the podcast, also thank
you very much. And if you realize crap, I'm listening
to these idiots or four years? How many hours have
I wasted with them? The answer is a lot, a
lot of them. Yeah. So anyway, these are the things
that I would like to talk about on our morning show.
But I would like the great people of Monday Friday
tell me if any of them are home run grand slams,
how are they telling you? Are you going to post
them all to our Facebook page or something and people
(20:50):
can comment. I don't need people stealing my ideas. Okay,
So what do you want? Email me Friday Friday Show
and Gmail. So what are they supposed to get to
give me if they like any of these topics? Emailing? Okay?
So if you're listening right now, you like something that
Carline brings up, maybe you want have your own interpretation
of it, your own spin email My Day Friday Show
at Gmail. Okay. This topic is how do you pass
time at work? I saw a g I saw a guy.
(21:13):
He was a parking attendant in like one of the
little boots, like teenager, and he was like pop lock
and dropping it he was. I saw him doing up
and down, up and down, like holding onto the inside
of the boot and like popping his booty down. Interesting,
So what do you expect people to respond with. I
don't know what other people do to pass the time
at work. When I was working at my dad's jewelry store, um,
(21:34):
there were times during the Christmas time where like it
was an off hour, be slower or whatever. And at
the time, I was doing track in high school and
I had really bad shin splints. So I my trainer
told us, if you do like toe taps, basically, if
you stand there and just tap your toe, it builds
up your kind of your muscles up in that area.
So I would just sit there and I would do
toe taps for like an hour. Or you sit down
(21:56):
and you you're supposed to write the alphabet with your toe.
Oh that sounds off in lower case, by the way,
so you go, hey, it's just kind of it makes
me nauseous. Is that normal? No, it's not normally that
makes you nauseous. I don't like moving my feet like that.
I just did and I'm nauseous, Like if you made
a C. Yeah, and I don't like that. It makes
(22:20):
me feel sick. Well, maybe you need to do it
more often and strengthen your your legs and it doesn't
hurt my legs. It just I don't like that feeling. Okay. Um,
so yeah, the way I passed time when I was
a waitress at Bendy was that I ate bread. So
so just eat yourself out of it dealing with that today,
So don't pass time. Okay, I'll give that one on
your skin on the scale of how much I would
like to do that in the morning show, I'll give
that for This is high a topic, obviously, they all are.
(22:45):
Why I'm single? I saw a couple of fighting in
a car in a parking lot. I'll give eight. I
don't miss that crap a doing that, So that's reason number.
Like so if you observed with other couples that you're
staying away from, and that's why you're single? Yeah, okay,
this is why I'm saying, not like, why are you
a bad person to date? That's a whole different Why
am I single? It's a great topic though, Okay, Um,
(23:05):
I want to have my friend to come on the air,
and I won't say your name until if it's definitely
or not. But she knows. Um this this woman she
knows is cheating on her husband and she wants to
tell the husband what. Okay, so you're saying should that
would be like a should she or shouldn't she type
of thing. No, I don't how close is she with
a husband. She's closer to the woman I wouldn't do it. Okay, Well,
(23:27):
that's not the question you're not answering. There's the question
I answered it. Is this just like it is a
good or not? Oh? Is it a good topic? That's
that's absolutely a good topic. I'll give that a nine.
You've got a nine and eight and a four. We
talked about this a little bit on the show, but
I should bring it up in the podcast and bring
it up for real in the show. But I'm trying
to change my name. Okay, I don't know about it.
How it goes, you know, like the process or what
(23:49):
do you ask? I mean, I got to the final
screen where you put your payment information, and that's actually
how we plan for our show every morning. Carl says something.
I say, so what And then I was like, Pixie
Steak isn't a good name. I'm just kidding. I'm taking
the space out of Carla Murray. So would it be
capital C and then all lower case no space? Why
don't you hyphenate it? I'm sorry if you have a
(24:11):
hyphen you're offended by. But I don't like that your
sister has a hyphen? Is that a good topic? Though?
Did you change your name? I'm going to give that
a two and a half. That's terrible. That's a two
and a half. I'm not feeling it. What don't you
like that? Everyone else does? Okay, I feel like we've
done something similar. My friend Keiko doesn't like Toy Story
(24:32):
and thinks it's a garbage movie. Look at the seven
and a half eight. That's a good topic. That's good
for the radio. I don't like Beyonce. Yeah, and that's
what we talked about it. Actually, don't you like is that?
All of them? No? I saw a hot guy who
I hated because he's a giant pansy. I had no
jacket on and it was nice outside. This man was
(24:53):
wearing a bundled up jacket with a giant scarf wrack
wrapped around his neck and a big who if he had,
you're pansy? It wasn't cold out. Maybe maybe it was
cold I mean weather here is crazy. Maybe it was
cold when he arrived wherever you are and then it
warmed up. That happens sometimes that's a terrible excuse. That's
(25:15):
a that's a too Okay. That's like a good little
side story that you could say. I would make it
a topic though. Okay, this one is going to be. Um,
you want what you don't have, you want what you
don't have? Okay, explain. I love Amazon. Amazon is the coolest, right.
We had our pony up here two weeks ago in studio.
Amazon people out front in the building next to us.
(25:36):
We're so jealous saying that's not fair they get to
have a pony in their office. We want to be
like power have a pony to the pony people. And
I was like, Amazon wanted our pony. I want Amazon.
This is perfect. Okay, So what's the point here? What
I don't know? What do you want me? You don't have?
My life is so cool, but I still want what
I don't like it? Well, I just want people to
(25:57):
know that Amazon wander pony. Okay. See again, that's something
that's quick, a little story that you could share. But
I would say Amazon prime it to yourself. Do you.
I don't know if you could prime living things. I'm
sure you will be able to watch at some point. Yeah,
you'll probably prime yourself like an organ lastly, but not
least lastly, but not least last, but not least. I
want to go to cat con? What is cat Con?
(26:19):
I feel like I feel like I should know what
it is? But the cat convention in Pasadena, California, April
third through the August third through the fifth. And what
do you do you look at cats and cat things
like what kind of toys, food, upcoming cat gadgets. I
mean I think you should go. Yeah, me too. But
(26:40):
it's also the same time as um Watershed, which is
the country concert here, so so but okay again, what
is your point in bringing that up? If you have
you been to cat con? Um? Should I go to
cat con? And? Um? Maybe are there we tried doing?
Are their fun conventions you've been to? No one called,
but I know we have someone that went to like
a taxidermy convention. Yeah that's cool. And then there was
(27:00):
a bug exterminator or that was your friend, right, no
exterminator convention or something? Um cat cons where pop culture
and cat culture converge showcasing some of the world's top
cat centric merchandise, conversations with those at the epicenter of
the cat world, incredible activations, and one of the biggest
adoption lounges ever. I have to go. Do you think
(27:20):
they'll let me speak on a panel? No, you have
no expertise? Yeah, y projects chance to hang out thousands
people who love catch just as much as you do.
You know what's incredible. Do you know Bob is going
to be there? That the cat with his tongue out.
We met him, we did. I thought he met the dog.
We met whatever his name was. We met little Bob
(27:42):
at put the puppy bowl. Oh, that's right, he was there.
She het Um. Here's what I'm jealous of. Someone out there,
someone in the world, maybe a group of people, is
making money on cat Con. Someone's making probably hundreds of
thousands of dollars running cat Con. You know why, because
(28:03):
they said I love cats, I want to hang out
with all the other people who love cats, or they
said people who love cats are crazy. I'm gonna steal
all their money. But they're making a lot of money
off of cat Con. I have to show up at
work every day at five o'clock in the morning. That
person doesn't they just talk about cats. There's a sneaker
con Yeah. But what I'm saying is I'm jealous of
the people who have figured out that that niche and
(28:24):
been like, I'm gonna make as much money just getting
people together. Maybe there's a niche for people that like
vans van Kan. I'm sure there is one. A bunch
of hippies meeting together. What about people who love romantic
comedies and it's called ron con this is like our
podcast conversation. Or what if it's convicted felony? Yeah, that's why.
(28:45):
Might I say Ron rom kon or it's a movie
about Ron a thing about Ron Fergundian, Or what if
it's a bunch of convicted felons con it's called or
con men. It could be a convergence of both the
con con con the convergence, the convergence of khan men
and convicts con con con con. Yeah. I was like,
(29:06):
my brain, nerds, this is not okay. Talk the convention
of the conversion, the convention of the conversion of convicts
and con menc CONCN. I like that one. I'm gonna
make that one. Is there a radio con. Yeah, there's
like radio things. Maybe I don't know. That's a good question.
We can make podcon charge all these idiots fifty bucks
(29:28):
to come. We talked about our our podcast is awesome. Okay, done?
Where are we doing it? That is actually apparently there
was a podcast festival in Seattle that we missed. What
yeah there was one. Do they know that we're the
the epic podcasters of proportions? What? Where are they? What?
We are the podcasters of epic proportions? Okay, that's a
(29:50):
little better. You know, I started this podcast off talking
about how weird you are. I realized maybe you're not weird.
And I mean this in the nicest way. I think
part of your brain is bussy. Dude. It's actually called podcon.
Oh my god. But here's okay, where when was it?
December nine? I am going this year and I am
(30:13):
going to show up letting these people know that I
am Podcon. You know, when you go to a big event,
a convention or a game and there's always that one
guy screwing out Jesus outside and go to hell. We
should do that, but it'll look like we're scaring Jesus.
But we'll just be telling them that their podcast suck.
The listen at our podcast from your stupid podcast. I
(30:38):
can do that. Um, so what is it December? We
are actually invited to speak at a podcast convention last year,
but we couldn't go. Yeah, I was busy voting along
the Oh about your brain. I think there's something actually
wrong or missing with your brain. I can't even like
(30:58):
to argue that because I don't. Because you're relatively smart.
You comprehend a lot of things relatively, because being smart
is a relative thing, because you could be super smart
in school and be a complete moron in regular life,
or you could be really good at math but not
be able to spell for worth of damn you know,
So being smart is relative. What is smart depends on
(31:20):
what you're judging. I guess um, but you're relatively smart
across the board. You retain knowledge pretty well, you can
have decent conversations. But I feel like there's something something
along the chain is missing when you process stuff in
your head, because you know what you're supposed to say,
but it just doesn't ever, It doesn't make it from
(31:42):
your brain to people's ear lobes out of my mouth.
I I'm tired, So it gets worse when I'm tired,
so like when people get sleepy, I just can't speak
like right now, and I'm talking all day, like all morning,
so my lips are like, honestly, I feel like they're
not moving right, okay, And maybe it is like a
real thing. I don't know, something with my motor skills.
(32:02):
Who knows. But it's like when little kids get so
excited that they just say their words out of order. Yeah, yeah,
that's like yeah, I do it too, and I flub
up my words, especially on the radio. I do it
all the time. But you like know all the all
the sayings that you're supposed to say, but you just
can't say them right. Ever, maybe she could like that
(32:23):
checked out. Oh my god, you would be great if
you wore like a little recording device and you went
to a doctor and you try to explain that problem
and see what they told you. I can't say words
in water. It's probably dyslexia. No, that's reading. I thought
they're going to be like, well, ma'am, you're having a stroke, which,
by the way, someone memmed me on the phone the
other day and I almost dropped dead. All right, we
(32:45):
do have to get out of here before Carl Mury
does have a stroke. We are going to go to
the Mariners game in a little bit. I hang out
with my new athletes going on. We have meetings. I
have two meetings a Mariners game broadcast Fridays. Everybody busy days.
This girl's gotta sleep. It's Monday Friday. I'm going to
take an app with my case. All right, enjoy your
Monday Friday. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Again,
(33:05):
if you made it this long in the podcast, if
you started from the beginning, thank you so much for
listening to hundreds of hours of us talking about nothing.
We started at the bottom. We're still here, ye, still
here hanging out at the bottom. Also, you still have
two days to get in that video. If you want
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is sit your name, where you're from, and why you
(33:27):
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be on the Rock Show. Either way, record yourself and
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