All Famous Black People Know Each Other (with Jay Jurden)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
A black man who came into some money. I know
you have some hats. Yeah, I know you have some hat.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not even had, guy, I got some. Yeah, ask
me not to wear a bomber or some sneakers during
my special. I'm a black man who came with some money.
So I got a bunch of my husband. He would
take so many times in and out of the cart
in her park, all the time. You wake up there
in the car. I remember doing this, David.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You talked about this, David, David, David, David, you're a singan.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Chips in yours racist money turning stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I can't tell me.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Last night I was inside of you last night, making
luck to you. I saw the sun, the moon, the
mountains and the rivers. I saw heaven when I made
sweet love to you. Welcome little mamas and gentiles alike
to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
God Damn, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into
the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And we finally we don't actually we don't. We're not
proving anything. This isn't that kind of podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
If you came here for proof, Bloyd, do I got
bad news.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
This is so one thing I'm fresh out of y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Keep you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
They keep asking for proof of the things that we're saying,
as if every time.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
We don't tell them ahead of time. Hey, we don't
have proof of the things we're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, I think the nerds have been coming at
our head for the last couple of weeks. They're really
mad at us, and we're feeling that. And what I
have to say you nerds is sorry, my bad bird,
I didn't. I only see the matrix want to honey,
I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
My only Transformers is that is him running with with
Shilah buff back when he was a white child. I
have no other framing for it. I was just saying stuff.
I like the ones with their animals, So I didn't
even that's what I like. I remember a raptor in
there and it was cool, but I couldn't tell you

(02:19):
his name.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like it, Yeah, I like you used to have
it before school. You can jump in behind these Warsicionado,
you're talking about air Raiser. That was a girl. She
fell in love with the white tiger. They died together,
had a baby, which was this like no with Timberwolf
it's actually she fell in love with the wolf and

(02:41):
then they had like a combined form. It was like
the wolf with wings. Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I was talking and thank thank you for pointing that out.
The Powers that Be I was talking about the one
that was a trader to the DECEPTICONO.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. Was he like joined the Maximals predics and the
maxim the animal ProTem Yeah, it was. You know a
previous episode, Langton did diagnose me with a little bit
of tears. I'm tissed up, you know, and I stand

(03:25):
on it and he's not wrong me me saying me
correcting him on Maximals and Predacons. Yeah, you ever you
have a rich Nerd memory. Yeah, yeah, that has to
be diagnosed. That came to me early. My husband, He's
like anniversary. I was like, it's coming July. Do you
want me to remember? Just make you I go way

(03:49):
back with him with with Megatron as a t red,
as a purple he was Barney Matron was a purple
t reck when no one made a Barney joke and.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Was a Trana source wrecks. It feels like a terrible move.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
In hindsight, he got the Veneers. That's why you didn't
know he does. Got Barney got the leaks. It's like
Barney got the leak. Yeah, he got the consequences in
the back like Michael hey brother at this ain't the

(04:22):
time of the Blade many I Love You, You Love.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Me was the only good teeth of that show Baby
Bob had. Those were bad baby.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I didn't think baby baby.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Because they were well there they were baby was a baby.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, but I think they were herbivores.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
They were baby baby, baby, baby baby baby baby by
They were right right.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You didn't feel like I like the idea.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You didn't feel like they were a horror dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And was what wait, I thought you meant younger? You
thought baby bo what you thought baby would be affected
by the snap benefits being cut? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Did you guys not feel that way?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, But now I get why you say that. It
makes a lot of sense. She didn't have no clothes on.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
She didn't have clothes on. She was she was unwatched.
She was too old to be talking like that, that's true.
She she was like older than a baby, but she
was talking like a baby, which makes me.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Feel like And we called bjbj her brother. And they
had different daddies because they were different from colors. They
weren't even the same species. Ye Ye didn't like how
you pointed at me, Really don't. I still really don't
love the associations BJ a third tier dinosaur. It was dinosaurs.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm not particularly cool on what's happening here, but I
do respect.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, I think baby Bob was probably going through some
stuff at home. She was never invited there.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
She always just showed up and they'd be like, oh, ship,
baby Bob, know what it is. You know the house
that always has kids in it? That was the house. Yeah,
because those all the kids that were with Barney. He
was telling to clean up. So Barney was running daycare center.
Baby boy, she had to be there because you know,
her mama was picking up all the time. He would

(06:29):
sometimes come because he's an older brother. We gotta walk home, honey. Yeah,
is that dinner? That's dinner?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, because home is hard.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's hard.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
A bunch of others Barney, Yeah, he's got a bunch
of like, he's got a bunch of velociraptors trying to
make him go bodies.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
To teach you about a gang. Yeah, he goes over
there testing the walls. Clever girl that's really sad. Yeah,
it's it's.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
A tragic story when you unpack most of these these programs.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I always because like any kids program, I always
am like that dirty kids going through it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, okay, to right, that's not good. No, that's a sad.
One problem with the Peanuts. It was interesting that even
though they had a dirty child, you still were like, well,
I'm checking on Franklin. Everything okay with Franklin him, he's
on the side of the table by himself. He chose
to sit next to pig Pin rather than sit next
to Franklin. Well on the other side of the table.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, you know, nobody talks about they bust Franklin.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
In whoa Okay, I thought you camp talk.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
They call it it's integration. Charlie Brown, Shorty.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Get loose football.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
She changes the sun on therapy, say no if you
need help about some of the changes that are happening
around here.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
But yeah, yeah, no, Lucy does just become a Tim
Dillons podcaster. Oh yeah, Lucy.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Lucy makes you feel like it's the end of the world.
Yeah yeah, the way she like the way in the
way the same way that he makes me feel that way,
like Lucy just like she flies. No, there's nothing. Yeah,
I mean I see that she just keeps taking that football. Yeah,
like that's nuts.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
She takes the football and I think, what, what really
is the most football kicker?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
And she she also calls him blockhead.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
She calls him blockhead. But then she spends the entire
show pretending as if she is the moral compass for
the group. Yea, like her whole ship is being like,
I'm clearly the best leader here.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And yeah, why which is where we're right now? We
were talking about she just saying ship that's trumpet, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh my god? Is the therapist? So imagine if your
therapist behaved that way? Why are you getting bullied by
your therapist with your therapyr cope with five cents? Though? Yeah,
but you gotta scale that. It was the seventies. He
was a child. He couldn't even understand his parents, much

(09:26):
less know money. Yeah all the time?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Am I crazy for thinking this was his dad?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Of Barbara? Why do I think that if Charlie Brown's
dad was a barber, that's that was the most depressive
because he was so that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Maybe I'm putting on.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
The Charlie Brown's barber just spreading nasty conspiracies. Brown Barber
just would be like, I'm a move these three.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I mean, Charlie would have really it would have been
good if he had had Beijing or enhancements.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
That's a Charlie brown En hands Smith's. He definitely needed something. Yeah,
I okay. When I was in Tuscaloosa, that's when the
enhancements like dropped around around, like twenty thirteen, twenty twelve enhancements,
because that's when they were doing it without asking you.
They believe I'm gonna just and you go, whoa, what's that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm gonna give you that.
They start pulling that card out and you're like, hold on,
play boy, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Have you ever seen when they have the visor and
the gun, it's like the whole visor and then they airbrush.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
That's the one that hurts my feelings the most. Yeah,
that one is when they're like, bro, I'm gonna need
a whole system to fix what they say, Yeah at
that point.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Get the roller y Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well it it's like something I'd like to do with
home away from other people.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, I don't want you to show everybody, but every
I mean everyone is like I mean, everyone is doing
them now right.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'm still I'm still all natural.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm not doing it. But I see so many people
that have kind of like they do the enhancements, they
do the chalk, they do the outline.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I will say that crazy that on sets they do
it and you don't really get a saying yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Mean like they want. That's the one time I've done it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Maybe feeling they be feeling in my eyebrows? Are you okay?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't like that because they're showing you problems you
didn't feel like you had.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I didn't come in thinking about this. I didn't roll
up to set and go to crafty thing. Yeah. But
now I'm in the make up chair and she goes,
you want me to do this? You started already, you
did want Yeah. I can't just I can't look inquisitive.
You've already snatched half my soul. Go ahead, finish looking

(11:40):
like a teen. He isn't making out on public transportation're
talking about I read through pencilvan eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Also people, Yeah, so musical, so musical, guess our guest today.
I don't know we we have to intro. Yeah, we
have to do an intro.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I guess today we couldn't be more excited he's here.
It was a tight squeeze. Yes, this motherfucker's busy, got
ship going on.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I got a podcast before this. I'm probably gonna do
one afterwards. I had to come through the brother tell
about us. Brother, Me and Hamm are gonna get to
the bottom of all of it. He keeps saying, y'all,
I don't know, but I think the government's bad and
it breaks my heart.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Brother, those are just your friends.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, I know, man, Yeah, sometimes that happens. People hurt you.
That man said, who's listen, I'm gonna find out who's
killing all these Palestinian children after my dinner with a Vanka,
after I get done eating with Jared and Avanka, I'm
gonna find out who's been killing these precious brown But I'm.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Gonna have a fine meal. Yeah, and then I'm gonna
start doing some independent googling.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Man said I think there's someone behind all this, and
then posted the that is crazy man. Our guess today
is not crazy. He's not crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm a little bit he might be a little crazy.
We're excited that he's here. He has a brand new
Hulu special available for you now. We could not be
more excited. Go watch, yes, ma'am on Hulu. Give it up,
Jay Jorden, y'all.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Would not at all. No, but I'm a dog. He's
as black as can be.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
That's what you asked us to play, right, my dog,
my dog because it's black as can be. Yeah, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think it ties in to ma mama told me
because when my mama told me something, I said, yes, ma'am,
happy to do the pod. I love having wake up
every time we're together.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, I said, thank you for having us.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Work. Yeah, you know what it is is all I
had to was that intro, and I had no other
plans for today. Well the intro was I love dogs. Okay, good, Yeah, dude,
I love I Do you wanna you want to offer
some push back? A lot of people they think black
folks don't love their dog.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Brothers are filled. I think it's because and this is
and you okay, you can attest to this. You talked
to me on the telephone. We're willing to talk to
them like they're not. I talked to a dog like
I talked like a person, maybe even a little word.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got. It's that second sentence
that it's not that you talk to your dog. You
do talk to her like a person. You just talk
to her like a person you don't respect very much
at all, a child.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Do you respect people who don't pay bills? Do you
respect people who poop in the house?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I do not do that. I'm we're gonna I'm gonna
be honest. This is also the unclification of David Boring.
But because you you went straight to do you pay bills? Yeah?
You got there fast. She's in there.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm just saying she's in there.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I think that I think the same thoughts, but when
they come out, I do go Wait a second, that
does that thought come with a pair of linen pants?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Okay, here's you pay some bills. Here's my issue. I
think too now that I'm really if I'm really like
putting my brain to it. It is because in being
in uncle, Yeah, my love language is acts of service. Yeah, so, bitch,
you ever missed a meal? Yeah, maybe maybe I talked
to you how I want to hear, Maybe I talk

(15:35):
to you. You get sick, you go to the doctor,
right right, Okay, yeah, so maybe I talk a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I'm there every day. There's a lot of dogs don't
go to the bit, you know, where they go outside, they.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Get worms and then they die.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
This whole thing feels like the speech from Fences, like
you like.

Speaker 9 (15:55):
Why, I gotta like you say, I gotta like you
prop on your head like I'm just saying, I like
dog Troy Max, I'm doing I'm doing the stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, take her out all this well walked dog, well walked. Yeah. Yeah,
everybody season that.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
She's freaking out because they're doing the roof. Bitch sitting
on my lap. Yeah, I'm trying to send emails whatever.
She's on my life, big guys, full grown. I'm just
a big dogs, big dog. I think people just like
want to be like you hate the dog, and it's
like I with.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
The doghole, and I will say, to your credit, I've
done some nasty propaganda on the podcast, thank you, thank you.
I think I have only seen you treat your dog kindly.
Come on, you have you have done nothing in my
presence that would suggest you are unkind to your dog.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Come on, But the way you speak to her. She
can't speak English. Does give me pause. Sometimes she doesn't.
It gives him, Okay, it gets him. And now y'all
see why I accuse the man of autism.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That was good. I liked it because it got it
off of me. And I will say I could say
I could speak softer to sometimes I do.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It is crazy sometimes, well do you? I mean? And
this is a bigger question. You want him yelling at
that dog or young not a baby. I would prefer
the dog, for sure. I just don't think we have
to be one or the other. Okay, all right, I'm
I'm here to inspire as much as parents. I can't
talk to the dog the way that white people talk

(17:26):
to their dogs. That's fair. I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's fair. I can't be in my house and it's
just not It's just not gonna happen. I'm but we're cool,
and sometimes I do. Sometimes I talk nice to her too.
I'll be like, hey, you're trying to oh.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Put your vest on?

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Yeah, clothes, look at Yes, the pitch had sneakers for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
She lives great. Well, yeah you're no, you're doing more
than I've ever done. We're walking out.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I'm worried about the concrete being too hot, and I pause, like,
I'm taking care this dog.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I had a pet pug in Michigan, like ann Arbor, Michigan.
I didn't put a coat on her once.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I mean, she doesn't wear the coat, but she got one.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
And that was what I realized, is like this is
this is so much. I mean, that's gonna get you
in trouble. The pug community. I used to have a
couple of jokes about pugs, and they go, hey, the
jokes funny, but like I'm saying, wild ship the pug,
we really like pugs.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
If you didn't, they would have died off a long
time ago. It's an abomination.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Bio engineer. It didn't do a great job. No, actually
they did. Do you know what they were trying to do?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I know was the original play, but but in ancient
China they were engineered because the emperor wanted a dog
that looked like a monkey.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
So we got a level of power there. I could
not said the balance. Are you going to give him
a little bit tears? Now too?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
You said.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Anytime a black man starts off a sentence, well we
know what it is. Because China, the emperor we wanted
the dog that looks like a monkey. We've all read
our punk history, right. I don't want none of you
brothers not caught up on God. I'm so damn.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I didn't never realize the emperors carried that kind of
power that would corrupt me if I was powerful enough
to see make this animal look like this animal.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
You know that with multiple breeds of Chinese originated dogs,
they had standards that well the I mean it's not
some other one, but there are a bunch of dogs
that come from China that were like breed standards based
on what the emperor wanted. Yeah, I don't want you

(19:57):
to think this is like all dogs go to China.
This is uh, here's the strength that you're showing. They
were strength.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I know that was That's the strongest I've ever been
on this podcast. And I'd like to think that's growth. Yeah,
he did that, and I sat here and I took it.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
You saw it.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I'm an ally it's because I'm going to Asia. Yeah, okay,
par Japan, Me and my little brothers going to Japan.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Have you seen that people now are doing this. They're
kind of telling Americans on TikTok. They're saying, I know
everyone loves Japan, everyone loves Tokyo, everyone loves Future, everyone
loves anime, and every every person on TikTok is like yeah.
And then people go, you know, Japan, you should do
bad stuff, and everyone's like, yeah, we know. Yeah, I'm
going though.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Yeah, Japan is really getting the the Creator treatment. Yeah,
well said, that's exactly right. Yeah, it's getting that Tyler treatment.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You're like, I don't give a funk. I'm listening to
Chromo code.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
The Tiler situation. Whenever it kind of was reaching critical mass,
there was this weird I don't know. I'm a millennial,
so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember the cockroaches.
Did y'all not remember the cockroaches? There were so many
babies on the in and they're like, and then he
used to do I was like, yeah, yeah, wait a second,
I was. I was laughing and enjoying the music then,

(21:24):
and is this a deal breaker for everyone? For me,
it took me a minute to come around because I
remember that.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I was like, oh, man, is he's dope.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
He's clearly like a good rapper, But I'm not on
I'm not on bird on board with a human yet
because I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, because when On Future came out, so it was
too young for me.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, we kids doing crazy shit. Brother loved Odd Future
and Lord's Squad, and I had to be like, let
me chuck on Mark. Yeah yeah, because it was like bro.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I went to I got free tickets to an Odd
Future show in San Francisco, and I remember I went
and there was no life at the bar. Yeah, and
I was like, oh, this is not for me, this
y Yeah, these are for kids.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
And then he grew up and I was like, oh
that's cool. No, that's my fucking coolest shit and.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Also allowed some space for growth.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
It happened.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Everybody grows man. I used to have credit at the
liquor store. Look at me now, nice to talk.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, what happened is we we got you know who,
we got to do that shit for us, and then
we never had to worry about it and tell me
if y'all disagree. We had Eminem and more specifically, we
had all of D twelve, so we got bizarre, We
got Obie Trice, We had like fucked up, crazy weird
black dudes doing fucked up, crazy weird shit with Eminem,

(22:37):
and then we just never had to deal with it.
Like we got them and we like listen to them
do that shit, and then we were like, oh well
actually I'm cool now.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, And I say, also, if we're talking about this,
we're bringing it out there. Yeah, what's in the water
in Detroit? Because they started that whole horror core wrap
Yeah that was Detroit, right, Yeah, e Seian and all
that crazy see that rap music that is scary to
listen to.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
What's from there? What's going on? I'm not from there?
He was just he was just walking up outside from there.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Be careful, yeah, mom, But like it would be like
asking a person who never returned to the island, okay
with the island?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, the mango in the water?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, Like I don't know, it's see some of us
believeing pedrogenetics.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I think it was just like it's something in you.
You think there's something in the in my core that
just understands Detroit movement. Yeah, more than I do.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I will say that Detroit is very weirdly a arts
city and it doesn't get a lot of credit as
an art city because it's a.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Bummer to visit.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, like it is legitimately a city with like a
strong ass grassroots arts community, and I think that blossoms
out into trying a lot of weird shit in their
music and in their like culture like they have there.
There's this this project that's on the I'm gonna fuck
Butcher the name, But there's this arts project on like

(24:12):
the west side of Detroit that like, this dude just
basically turned his entire block into like a found art exhibit,
right because all the houses are abandoned. It's just like
decorate the whole fucking block with whatever he wanted. And
so it's like weird shit. It's like skull, baby skull
with a stick in it, and then it's like wrapped

(24:33):
with barbed wire. It's like, really, is him just being
like I'm not I'm just gonna do what I want
with I think that's cool.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I mean it's also like there are a lot of
different types of black Like am I wrong about? There's
a lot of black techno that came out of Detroit
as well, this where house music was technically born, right,
So it's like I get that that it's just a
city trying a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
The Heidelberg Project.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, And when you get that, you also get dudes
wrapping up about eating stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I think if you go visit the Heidelberg Project as
a young person and you see a baby with a
fucking stick stab through its skull, you go, I think
I could rap about whatever I want.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
And now the Detroit sound and the Milwaukee sound is
just kind of a a rhythmic, offbeat syncopated, sort of
very specific cadence. When growing up there were rappers where
you're like that, this is scariest Buck and I don't.
I'm not mad that Tyler was kind of that early on.
I mean, you know pictures in like white Face. Also

(25:39):
at the time I think it's coming back.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
It was.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Like, okay, I've been talking to people what I'm saying.
I dropped a joke.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I dropped a joke about I was starting rob on
the internet the other day. Drop.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I dropped a joke about being Leston for Halloween, and
YE laughed and I was like, I think this, I think,
I think white Face I think we could.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Get in early first, I'm hearing of it.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Well, I was thinking it would be funny if we
were each other for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, no, that's not funny for me.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, that's the problems.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Actually, the problems not funny for me because then because
you go into the shades and you got going.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Brother, no thing I can put on. It's a compliment
to you. You know what you could do if it
would be funny?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
If I showed up as you and you were you Okay,
that's okay, right, that might get away with it.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Or you say, oh, let's be let's be just Halloween
and you just come in a bunch of Denver stuff.
You go, look at me. I'm daming. You didn't have
no Chicago stuff you wanted to put up? Yeah, no,
I thought this was this what I thought thought we
were having fun. You know, sei way went to my

(26:55):
high school. You could have warned something about that. You
would nuggets Jersey.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I think you can't. That's bunny, that's comedy of error.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, I think that would probably be better. But I've
just been thinking of me.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
But no, no, no, not for you.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
There would be Yeah, there's just no world. I get that,
do you ever? I also do think, though this guy's diabolical.
I think if we let it go and we were
just like you'd be Leanston, you be David. I think
he might show up in a gorilla cos.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Oh my costume? What ever? You thought for a moment
I would lose the competition. That's okay what I'm saying,
And this is why we have rules. Said, why do
you have a bone through your nose? You came with

(27:49):
a spear?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
What I just got like a little bit of white
face on and like a brighter sir would dragged and knuckles.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Buffalo Bill's Super Bowls champ shirt that you think they
shipped over there. That's an all the specific mean thing
about African kids. You really dug d oh man, Dad,
Now I'm gonna win the competition.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, some Halloween, some Halloween will be able to join
each other.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I think when this country has righted the ship, when
we when we're finally back to what we used to be.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, yeah, in a while. Now America doesn't say don't
make it perfect? Can we get back to eight?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh yes, we're pining for black face?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
If that was if that was our biggest problem was
was white people wearing black vests, I'd be so happy.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So much better. That was so sim Yeah, Megan Kelly,
put it back on. Put it back on. You deserve it.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
That's so funny because today my homie d M me
and it was like, uh, there's a video of some
white girl doing blackface for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, and he was like anybody, he were like this,
I ain't even know he's the funny thing.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
He's the funniest thing.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
He was like, not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I kind of look forward to these every year.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
They are legitimately funny.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
And I know you guys are gonna be mad at
us for saying it, but they're they're legitimately funny.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, because they're funny.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Because of context.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It's not like I don't if I saw that, if
that walks into my Halloween party, in my laughing, I
would not think that's funny. It's just like but like
when you take everything. That's why.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
It's if it's on a phone and I have this
aesthetic distance to be like you stepped in it.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah. I liked it out of awareness and humor, not
out of liking it. I also, and.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's people need to realize humor isn't morality, I think
is what needs to happen. David, that ship is not
the funny thing, is not why these fucking comics are
fucking idiots.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
All I about it? What's funny? Will you idiot?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Then go kill yourself about you have funny something? Start
of religion, you fucking ding dog. Bad stuff is funny.
It's funny when bad stuff happens to people. But you
can't live by that.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It isn't just it isn't just the distance for me.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
It also there's this small piece of it where it's like, Bro,
you did something everybody else is afraid of, and you
had no idea that that likes.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
The bravery of black face, like Bro, I wouldn't, I
couldn't do it, or maybe maybe or maybe last and
enjoys the incongruity of those people doing that. And you're going,
wait a sec. Everyone else's software has been updated. Everybody,
I'll do it. This is it's crazy, and that's funny.

(30:47):
It's so funny. You didn't get we passed the memo
around the office. Did you know everybody knew? Y'all you
live in the same place I do. It's it's so
frowned upon, y'all. Stop doing it in your entertainment. It's
not even like we got it out of ours. You
stop entertaining each other with the ship and you're still

(31:08):
that's good for you. That's very funny. It is funny.
It is a good person that is a soulless devil.
That is a funny mother. They always do choose, I mean,
they always choose Doodo Brown to.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Know this one.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
This microphone ass that Okay, it was it was. It
was fucked because it was these white girls, I guess, being.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
W n b A players.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
What you're like, wait, it was like they're wearing like
pink jerseys and it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
That's true because okay, because here's something you are being
a feminist because you are celebrating women's sports.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Are you celebrating women?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Give him? Give him? You could just be there are
a white w n b A play. Famously, recently, there
are a lot of what page backers came and bring
and uh and Kaitlyn Clark. They are three easy names
that are white NBA players that if you want to

(32:15):
be a w NBA player, you can be. Kaitlyn Clark
has controversial for so many of them. If you I mean,
my my hot take is that Timothy Shallow made should
go as Kaitlyn Clark because it's very close. It's close enough,
it's close enough, they coming, they come. That was a
good one. Okay, Okay, I've never seen them in the

(32:37):
same room. You're going to good jail. You're going to
fund jail. White. One time I did what a white person.
One time, I did post the story on Instagram where
I was wearing like some sort of mask and it

(32:57):
was white, and I did post it on one of
my Pagram stories, and one of my friends, who is white,
she said, Jay, this is funny. Yeah, And I did
have to be like, oh, I thought you were cool. Yeah,
it is funny. I didn't posted on the I didn't
posted on the grid. Is on the story. Come on,
I'm just acknowledging a thing. I'm just doing my skincare routine.

(33:21):
And I look, I was like, this is kind of funny.
That is funny. It's gonna be going tomorrow the story
and repost. That doesn't even count to me, right, No,
That's where I'm at my most reckless.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You just taught me about reposting, and I was just
going through reposting ship and then I was like, oh, maybe, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
The order of what I'm doing, I need to put
some social media curated. Yeah, otherwise you think I'm just like,
but Instagram is also just back to telling the people now,
because every time I see a big booty across the
gender expanse, my friend's faces are very small now in
the left hand corner and they're floating.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Kind of smile.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
My friends. My friends are like.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, and it's always the people.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's always the people. You don't want it to be.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Man and the old guys, old guys who still think
that she sees the heart that he says.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Okay, I'm gonna say, Okay, guess what. Guess what. I'm
gonna tell you something, and it does not leave this
room even though this is being recorded. Kid, Okay, this okay.
So there is an older comic in New York, and
every time I get on Threads, there will be like
a woman in an orange bikini and underne he will
put like orange hearts, and I mean, like, whoa he

(34:40):
coordinated their brother putting hearts that matches a bikini that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
He's like, baby, I'm fan.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Is that his computer with an orange fitted on.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
He's in bed with. If I never take it off,
I'm not bought. That works. Imagine how that thing smells.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Mag Ma, you.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Shirtless in bed with the Yankee fitted on.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
I don't even think he has that many hats, you
know what I mean, Like I think he's I think
he's it's like the same.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I think he did a podcast with I believe what
he said Matt TV paid him in hats a little bit.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, man, that is an old timey, devilish version
of show business.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay, you canna have a salary or you can have
what we know you're gonna spend it on. What don't
we know you're gonna spend Look, man, you see you
see Airy Spence on the street with the side and
you go, hey, I'm gonna give you some money. You're
gonna spend on hats. Man, I'm swear to god, it's

(35:58):
my last, my last I take you to make That
was like by something. I don't need the money. I
know you're just gonna buy hat. I'll take you to
the liquor store. Just don't body has I but I
was sorry. That's how I'm going to end up. My biggest,

(36:20):
my biggest fear. I think you can wear hats all
the time. You just can't have bad opinions. Yeah, me
and me and what if you do both My husband
bought me like a hat. Oh this is actually connected.
Oh my goodness, y'all putting stuff together for me. So
my my husband he bought me like a container for like,
I got a bunch of hats. I said, what, I
don't got that many hats. I don't need a container

(36:41):
for these hats. I needed it. No, Yeah, And it's
connected to my mom. My mom she had a lot
of hats, church hats when she went to my granddad's. Yeah,
when she went, thank you. It's it's the same. They
are fascinators. She got a bunch of church hats. My mom.
She's one to my granddad's dad's funeral in Atlanta. She
got on a plane with the hat box. James Brown

(37:04):
is on the plane, Yeah, trying food commercial. Well this
was he was in the front, but this was this
is like he has to be at the front front.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Otherwise my world.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, he's in the front. They're going to Atlanta. Him fly.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
He was like Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen fly the plane.
And I'm like, James Brown is kind of like our Charlie.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, I would say so. And this is that we've
seen multiple interviews where it's like you high. Yeah, but
he's in the he sees my mom with the hat box.
And this is the story my mom told me, and
I literally tell it every time someone brings up hat
or James Brown. My mom was grieving her father and
the thing she sees when she gets on this plane

(37:51):
is a bunch of smiling, happy people about James Brown.
She don't want to see James Brown. She gets James Brown.
James Brown sees my mom. She's kind of sad, but
she has a has a box with her and Jane
go hey, got a half back. He sees this wonderful
Southern woman getting playing kind of sad. He's don't cheer up. Yeah,
he don't know my granddad's that she's sad. He goes

(38:14):
got a half back. Yeah, he just was giving her
a little something. Yeah, that's really sweet. That's really great.
That's really no James Brown trying to fuck my mom agreeing.
You don't know, listen, don't put that it could have
been altristic, that's true.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I don't you think it was alternative.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I don't think James Brown was giving a little bit
of his soul to your mom. Okay, but it's like
and that was like when the first time was like, Mom,
that's funny. Funny you think you have more hat than
your mom? Sorry, no, well now you know now I
think she has different types of hats because she'd be
switching it up.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
My mom.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
She switches up now because my sister in law she
do hair, so my mom, Mom can jump the line. Yeah,
we're talking about Barbara etiquette before the pod started. But
my mom always talking. She'd be she be jumping the
line when it comes to Crystal, my sister in laws,
you new hair, Mama, my mama will take your spot. Yeah,
my mama. You know there's grandbabies now to say, yeah, wow,

(39:18):
she'd be switching her hair up a lot. Now, my
mama will send me yourself. He'll be like, okay, okay, yeah,
you're really being loose, oh my mama, because he's not
braids young. No, not so for your mom. For my
mom to get braids and black and black and blond
braids in her sixties, my first thought was love it.

(39:40):
Mya said, who is my mama dating? Is ma mama
sneaking out to sea?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Are your parents together? No? My dad he passed away.
He passed down. I was fifteen. So they got divorced,
so he never got to see.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
If they want to see, your mama's going on the carnival.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Tom joining us. Oh, that's a class my mama. Mama
is going on a voyage to Atlantis. Got a turn? Yeah,
they taking turns. He know my mama. I know I
used to. I couldn't really sexualize my mother until I
got into my thirties. My mom went to the super

(40:18):
Bowl one time, and I want to say in Jacksonville,
she was a super Bowl. She went to super Bowl
with this man. His name is doctor Truly. No, no,
he was doctor What did you call him, doctor, trulieh.
I called him doctor truly. I call him William William. No,
I called him doctor truly. Okay, that's him. Then my
mama mama only called him William when she was mad,

(40:39):
and so I was like, oh, y'all date. Oh she
called him doctor truly, and she called him doctor truly
in front of us, and then on the phone she'd
be saying. I was like, well William, I'd be like, okay,
they're mad. So he took her to the super Bowl
it was Eagles versus Patriots. Because I remember being like,
my mom was going to the super Bowl. And at
the time, I was like, she's going to super Bowl.
That's crazy. Now looking back on it, then my mama

(41:01):
got flewed out. Yeah, yeah, I know, she got flewed out.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Mama got the highest state.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
My mama got the highest stage on the highest state.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
He said, to the super Bowl, to the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
That's way different than like a carnival on the most
important day of the year. I choose your mom, biggest
media event in America. Yeah. Hey, he's a good man
for doing that. It didn't work out, But looking back
on it, I ain't flying nobody else the super Bowl. No,
you have a husband. Yeah, I mean, I still good.
I wanted, but I meant, yeah, I don't fly him
out he had here. No, Yeah, we asked about him,

(41:31):
Like you said, I couldn't I couldn't fly him. I said,
I wouldn't fly him. We we need to take a break.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
We have not even begun to address the conspiracy you
showed up with today. So what we're gonna do is
we're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back, we're
gonna chat about your conspiracy. Then we'll do a voicemail if.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
We have time. Yeah, cooking, we have fun that it's great.
This is an awesome episode. Mama, Ma, mama, hoand I'm
this is what I said. Dating. No, I'll say this
so dating yes. But because my mom was on this
plane to the super Bowl. She was on it with
some sex workers and we love sex work. Oh, because

(42:11):
he was a super Bowl super Bowl my mom, I
cannot make this up. She got on the plane. It
was a bunch of girls and dresses with like tiny
suitcases and they all on the plane. They're all going
down Jackieville. My mom says, I'm so excited, and they
were like yeah. She's like, where you going? She said,
I'm going to super Bowl. We're going to super Bowl.
And my mom she's a teacher. She's in the union.
She was a teacher for thirty years. She said, oh,
you know, it's tough for us working girls. And they

(42:33):
said you're a working girl.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Oh no, brother, that is an episode of living.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
Suddenly you had a Robert party. Wait a minute, good memory.
Not usually he was the mayor.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
We're going to take a break more Jay Jarden more.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
My mama told me.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
But we're going to do this respectfully, otherwise we'll end
in a duel. And I mean a duel, real life
duel where only one person walks away. We can meet
with guns, bottles, knives or books and equations, but we're
going to do this, like man, So get ready, get ready,

(43:34):
We're back. Get ready? Are you? Are you auditioning? Did
you get the side for the ten powered biopinion brother?
When it is available, when he's finally ready to do
some work, you better believe when accomplishments are recognize is
what you're saying and what I'll say.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And this isn't me like in any I have no
idea what my future is, right Like, I'm not one
of these two who pretends that, like I'm going to
become some big celebrity. Maybe that happens, maybe that yeah,
But what I will commit to is that no matter
what scale of celebrity I become, I am committed to
the Terrence Howard film the second.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
It is available.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You heard it here first, I would man deadline.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Exclusive I become the biggest star in the world, which
I don't anticipate. If by chance I should fall upon
a magic that allows me to become a true champion
of all men, I will still serve at the Terrence
Howard throne and because I would love to see middle
Terrence like mister Hollins Opus Terrence, where it's like it's working,

(44:35):
but you don't know how big it's gonna get.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, like pre Empire, you know what I'm saying. Because
he was around.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
He wasn't he in Sunset Park Bros.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
He's been around for well, he was. He was in
every black movie and then also somehow in every white
TV show, and then like Empire was like a career renaissance.
It was like he had already the flow had already happened.
We were done with Terrence Howard. Yeah, little did we know?
One times one? That's two, that's two because check the

(45:08):
math right there? You got you got two of them?
If I got a one and I got a one,
how is that? Where this is where this is going.
He's literally doing that magic trick where you go like this.
I like that. You can do it better with one hand.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
He took this to Harvard.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
And they said, wait a minute, way way way, way, way,
way time out. Hey, hey cavel cavel man, damon, come
here look at this. How about these apples?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah? Do you think the Terrence Howard movie do you
think it gets? Do you think it gets to real theaters.
Do you think it's like a two B exclusive Rather,
that's not for us to decide.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
No, it's gonna be on the app he owns and creates.
That's the problem is now I have to give my
information to watch. That's and that's what I meant.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I didn't mean to be dismissive. I just mean that
this is for Terrence Howard to choose what he wants
his future.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Y'all know how like everything in the entertainment industry is
kind of like moving towards people being more and more siloed.
But there aren't going to be celebrities that go, well,
I have an app. Yeah, if you download this app,
you can have access to me twenty four to seven. Yep,
And you mean you mean a phone? You just you
that's you're giving us your phone number. That's it. Yeah,

(46:29):
you can reach out to me.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I'll reach back everything I post and will be available
to text you with as.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
The phone can. I say that The saddest thing that
ever has happened to me in Hollywood is seeing people
are used to watch on TV tell me about an app? Yeah,
like just like in different they happened to us outside.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, yeah, what a He was like, no, no, no, yeah.
When I was really breaking down that before your told
this story, I'll tell this story. That's the Hollywood improv.
That particular person looked at me and your do Travis'
skulls and said, by the shape of y'all's head, I

(47:07):
can tell what part of West Africa from I might
even can figure out what tribe he guessed twice? What
you got it wrong? Both? Of course, what do you guess? Well,
you know, he guessed the two big Nigerian tribes and
you go in and then he was like no. He

(47:28):
was like, well that's that's really all I came here with.
That's interesting. He said, well maybe you don't know. I
like that though, I do like you don't know, maybe
you just haven't done your research. And then he got
to me. He's like, well gay gay people is different.
You've been corrupted, brother, you had your skull pounded in.

(47:53):
That's not to be like nigga. You wore the drugs.
You was you oh man.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
But anyways, get to my mama told me, app we're
selling all kinds of stuff as you thought Erica could
sell in sense that smells like a pussy. Wait till
you see the incense we're sitting, bro.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
If you want to know what I'm googling mapping with
without actually going to places.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Available on that, you want to see the last thirty
days of my search history? WHOA, Okay, that's dangerous, that
it's way weirder, that it's like weird, but that is true, bravery. No,
I wouldn't actually do it. This is a bit I
don't I can't allow anyone to. I wouldn't let my
spouse see that.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
When the likes went away on Twitter, I was happy. Yeah, No,
I don't need I got to it. Yeah, it's too vulnerable.
I can't be out there like that.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
No, No, And it's like I it's you're not. I'm
never as stupid as I am in my search. Yeah,
that's privacy.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
You know. Hey, I don't know that. Don't tell anyone.
I don't know this, but I am. I'm looking up
this again.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
And I or sometimes I'm like the people I'm trying
to prove it to are right next year.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
And I bet our grandpas wouldn't like if we knew
every page in the dictionary they hit you know what
I mean, every Encyclopedia Britannica stops that they they went on,
like a few of those you were a little embarrassed about.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, you you you do understand that. Like now we
have infinitely more access than they did, so we are
asking even more because they probably were just like, I
need to spell this before we're able to be like
I'm going to show with him. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

(49:47):
it says not guilty. Okay, we can take a picture.
That's what comedy is now. Comedy is like okay, well
like bad rapists or like we don't know yet rapists.
Comedy is not fun, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It is fun for us to do, but like as
a whole, it's as fun as I had working at
the gas station.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Okay, yeah, in the sense you'd be like, hey, man,
don't say that about women. They can hear you. Yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
And also you're on coke.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah yeah, they go, I know David, we're on him.
I don't work here.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Jay, you came to us with a conspiracy today. Uh
that that we're very excited about. You said, my mama
told me.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
All black celebrities know each other, every black and she
believes this because you'll see things like Chris Rock will
get slapped and then like Denzel and Tyler Perry will
go over the will you pray for him, Samuel Jackson
will pray for him to like. She thinks that there

(50:55):
is a level of fame where you just lock in
with all the famous black people. Oh yeah, she she
thinks that I'm close to that, and I go, it's
not happening. It's never gonna happen. And I've made fun
of Tyler Perry too much. If that exists, I am
ex communicated. You're in good company, man. I have made
fun of that man so much. But she thinks they'd
be calling each other. She thinks being a black celebrities

(51:17):
like going to the big church in town. Yeah, oh yeah,
I see.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Do you think that now it's so disjoined? I think
there was a time where it was more like that
than we would think. Probably, Yeah, I do think that
I do, because I think there was like it's like
have you ever been I don't know. I'm like a
show or a festival or some shit, and there's two
people who were in the same whatever, and they gravitate
just to each other just because there's no more of

(51:43):
them here or whatever, or when.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
All the black comics at a comedy festival. Take a
picture together and you can get the black comics. Yeah,
there's one person who comes in you go you black?
I was okay, yeah, glad.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I thought it was a little more bemboped than hip hop.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
But yeah, maybe that's funny. What wings either way? Come on,
we all like chicken, We all like, yeah, my granddaddy
told you that.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
There's a part of me that I think feels almost
closer to your mother in this story than away from her. Like,
I do think that that it is not as every
black celebrity knows each other, but I think after a
certain level, they all do kind of knowing.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
My mama thinks that I'm close to getting the black
celebrity text messages, not just to know that's not happening. Yeah,
there's a few ascensions, and you are famous and doing well,
and we're all very proud of you. You it means
a lot. I've spent so many days at this community
center really just not getting picked for basketball, and I'm

(52:53):
so happy that I get to come here and do
the ribbon cutting the gym. Yeah, yeah, I didn't play
a lick. I was that. We don't remember. Nobody knows
how you shoot.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I saw him drop twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
My mama. See just things that like, there is like
this level of black fame that feels like a family
re union and I just want to be like, no,
I don't know if that's because we're fractured now.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
We are fracturing now. I also think there's a level
and your mom may not know about this, but this
is real. There's also a level when people get successful
to a point where it's like they pretend to know
each other anyway.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Think about it.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Think about I've had people within my career, which is
not huge, where it was like before I was in
open moment and then they saw something or saw and
then now it's like it's up, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
So I think there's like a ton of that.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I think there's a way because that's happened that all
of us, right, that's happened to you before.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
It like when an older black comic says your name
and you go, how the fuck you know?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Man? Or it's like I remember when we were in
an audition together and you wouldn't look me in my eyes. Yeah,
all of a sudden, now I say something, You're like
I supposed David boy thing to say, and you're like, you.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Don't like me like a man up to this point.
I'll tell you who it is after this is over.
Oh my god. Well, now maybe my mom is closer
to right than wrong. I feel it's not exact.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I think so, and I think because of that, it
often comes because, like you ever notice, celebrities don't, at
least from what I've seen in my experience and entertainment,
celebrities don't like to admit that they don't know other celebrities.
If somebody's hot, they'll always.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
It turns into the amount of like social currency. Yeah,
you're not behind the times. No, I know everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah that's my best friend.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yeah, I love I love Yeah, yeah, I know. That's
not if you love him together. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I think.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I think there is a need for community at all times,
and that I think once you reach a certain level
of celebrity, there's only like eight people you can even
vibe with. And so you it's why Michelle Obama gives
fucking George Bush the mints. Oh, it's like, bro, we're
the only ones that can talk about I will say,

(55:11):
you know.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
What it's like.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like me and old people It's like when you
hear old people talk about being so old that they're like,
I don't even have we were in all I was
in all these rooms. There's nobody else who around, who
is even in those rooms, who I can talk to.
I think it becomes a similar thing that I think.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
The reason birds chirp is because when they wake up
in the morning, they just want to scream to everybody
they survived the night.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
It is like when they wake up and everybody's going crazy,
it's just them going, I survived.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Okay, okay, I'm okay blank. Stand While while I believe
that is true from a biological standpoint, is very close
to Taraji saying, do you know why we run away
when we laugh because we couldn't laugh? It was very
close to that. First of all, you leave her out
of this. I don't know it was funny that. I'm

(56:02):
sorry it was. It was I was trying to commit
to you out that was great. It was it was
just you said they survived the night, and stuff is
out to kill birds all the time. Cats mostly, I
think I think they've got mostly predators, which was gent
a way as a comic. That's kind of we're dealing

(56:25):
with that too. Birds are female comics. Birds are female
comments and kind of trill and we go shut the
Oh my god, can you can you say that differently?
I'm trying to sleep, lady. He stop talking. Let me
focus on your breath. That's a chicken. I'll be putting

(56:49):
my titties out too. In solidarit you do get on TV?
Did you re HBO? One of the first things ever
got it was I was basically a sex worker on
high maintenance and my agent was like, they're asking for
forefront of we're gonna settle for reear. I said, why
can we do full front? They say, okay, your first

(57:10):
time on TV. Don't show your dick because then you
have no place to go. I mean you could just
turn around. Well, what you mean interesting, senior dick? They
have ever seen your butt? No, but you got to
show the butt first. You usually show both. You show,
you're showing, you're showing, but to usually yeah, if you're
show my dick on my butt, you're you are a
very specific I'm an oddly proportioned man. Congress on that dick.

(57:38):
What are you talking about? You gotta tell me to
put my dick away? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
To sneak it into the butt shot.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go you but every time over, every time.
Oh here's what I got. This private that's for me,
and no shout. I looked down there. This is mine,
this is my dick. I'm looking at it. We're connecting.

(58:10):
Oh wait till you did you full frontal or I've
shown my butt. I haven't shown I haven't shown my
my dick on camera. I've done like scenes in my underwear.
So like if you get and then like, there are
enough speedo pictures that if people know trigonometry, they can
do the yeah, well if we look at this beast sign,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you for pulling up there.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I won't paid attention. No, I just have little things
that I remember that I can pull out to trick
people who don't know math.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Okay, because okay, and tell me if y'all did this
happened y'all. Eleventh and twelfth grade math to me was
the performance of math up tenth grade. I was in
a college algebra, a little bit of geometry. I still
got you. I understand why radius is important, area is important.
When we got to trick and like, really we're messing

(59:01):
around on the Texas instrument calculators.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah, oh yeah. It was all just learning how to
learning how to pass the test, yeah, learning how to
put stuff into that calculator, and then also playing Mario Brothers.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Did you guys have computer at Mario games on your calculator? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
But then I don't.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I don't understand what that math was, you know, I haven't.
I know you're supposed to be able to use it
to like see the sun or something or like, No,
that's how you can look at it. Yeah, but I don't.
If you learn the math, you could stare directly at it,
even during clips. You could just keep staring because you
know mad.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
What happens though if you stare at her clip like
you're trying to do a pillar, so you're gonna fry
your eyeballs?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Wait, you went biblical? Who did that happen to?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Why?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
It's not a literal lots? Why she turned back? Which
which one are you asking? Who are you asking?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Who got their eyeballs?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Right? Yeah? The pillar assault was lots of white. I
went straight. He was like, we don't want her anymore?
Yea god fire bomb in that city, not for being gay,
but for trying to rape angels. Everyone who doesn't know
about in the morning, you're mispronouncing it's rape an No,
they were trying and know they were angel Yeah, so

(01:00:18):
taken off of YouTube. Well well okay, dd so Lit
welcome these angels into his home and then the men
of the village were like them. Sometimes it was cute.
Hey hey, so it was gang rape but gay. I

(01:00:39):
think the gang was the priority. Yeah, was it? They
were boy angels? Are there a lot of girl angels? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Angel?

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I mean, but I think there was mostly just wings
and flames and eyeball angel. I saw someone do angelies
halloweenco still recently, can I show y'all? No, no, no,
it was the white girls, that's what. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah,
I I don't even remember what we were talking about.
Girl angels.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh, girl angels. I don't know any I don't know
that the Bible is writing about them. We we sort
of they are the Harley Quinn of our world. We
created those afterwards, and everybody was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
That's been the whole time. Yeah, yeah, because there's nothing
by name, right, No, all the archangels are boys. Yeah,
Michael and Gabriel and stuff. But I do think the
rape was more the priority. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't
know that they were coming for that. For that, I
guess Angel, but Angel Booty and I I didn't have
that Angelo cake that works on two levels.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
That was that was trigonometry, that Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
That was a Pharaoh mont verse. Yeah, I think, Uh,
what the fuck are we talking about? I don't know.
I don't really know. I got dizzy. I've loved you said.
You said, if you know the trigonometry, you can look

(01:02:13):
at the sun, you said, burned retinas. Bird talking about
the community of celebrities, and one of the things that
it reminds me of is how often I don't think
average people necessarily know this, but how often celebrities are
constantly being invited into the same room with each other?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Oh yeah, or like event after event after event, you
are being asked to like share space. Be it like premieres,
be it like weird sales events, your PR works with
this other group that also is throwing a party that
it'd be cool for y'all to show up to. And
so in that way, I think a bunch of celebrities
meet each other and then that performer. Development kicks in

(01:02:53):
and you go, well I met you already where people
are looking all the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
This this was gonna make it the ebony. Yeah, exactly.
This is an opportunity man to had that. I've had
that moment. I just can't wait with all quit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
If I get to take a picture with somebody and
I know it's going into embony, that's good enough for me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Franchise someone it is. I think there. I think they're
just the communities are smaller and more specific. Like if
my mom said that about black out queer male comedians,
I'd be like, yeah, I can text Dwayne, I can
Tex Solomon, I can text Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Like that would be that would be a fact that
you have a group. That would be a toxic group
chat from what I know of you individually.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
For me, Alex and Dwayne took a picture I think
in Austin together randomly at a club and I posted
it and someone's like, yeah, I think that's all of them,
got them. Yeah. If there would have been a fire
that night, we would have lost. It'd be really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Good First, It's like if me and Reggie con question
Mandal take a picture, I'm telling you comic though we
knew Mandel was coming, like he's going to l a. Yeah, yeah,
how many funny shirts are the funny shirts in the city?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Yeah? Well, I as I'll always think the praise of
mandal and I remember when also just like truly, he
is the funniest person who, at least up until this point,
always would say, Man, I'm about to wrap it up.
I don't want to do comedy no more. I'm about
to get the CDL headliners for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
You say you wanted to be the greatest feature of
all time. You forget that, though, Because I feel that
in my heart all the time, I'm calling it out now.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
And Mandol's a dear friend. I love him with all
of my heart. I think he's a goddamn liar. I
think he knows that he's the funniest. Say you don't
think he can do a backflip. I think he knows
he's the funniest human being on the planet. And I
think this is all a ruse to get us to
just let him slide on a bunch of goofy ship
till he ascends past.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Every man, not knowing anybody's gonna be That's gonna be
peak mandlin.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
He's gonna put them hats on and mean it. Oh yeah,
you think when he goes, hey, y'all be easy. He
gets in the truck last be like, he's gonna be like,
make me a dog that looks like a monky which
sleeves down the air walking around. Man is funny because

(01:05:46):
Mandel also utilizes the fact that he can say any
word funnier than you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
So him saying it's like a tough thing. Yeah, those
people are always you can't even fight it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Him saying Japan and then not being racist. But man,
a lot of people would go racial. He just went silly.
Pure silly. Silly is so silly, is like ethanol. You
gotta cut it. You got pure silly. I'm what that

(01:06:19):
man lives in a silly that I have not yet found.
There's a freedom in then. I don't know that I
ever will find it in that way.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I'm deeply envious, so busy trying to be cute, but
I and I'll say, I'm not going to give up
on being cute, and I'm also not going to give
up on him, so he can cut the ruse.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I know you're lying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
That's I'm trying to get sillier. Yeah, I'm too grounded.
I hate whimsy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
You are anti silly at times.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It kind of pisses me off.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
You don't cut that silly shit out. I just sometimes
here sometime.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Yeah, sometimes very silly sometimes, but like most of the
time it makes me angry.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
I get so mad you you are silly, but you
like to return to straight man. Yeah, like you like
to get silly than a motherfucker, but then be like, hey,
but stop.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Yeah. Yeah, since we are speaking of like being silly
and a reverence, are y'all noticing so many comics kind
of they skip silly and go to transgressive when they
could be silly about a thing instead of being like
angry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I think that's because they don't have that gear though,
because silly I do think coincides with actual humor. I think, yeah,
silly is funny, and I think a lot of people.
You know what it is, it's all these new cool guys.
Because we talk about say, all these new cool guys,
cool guys are the least silly.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
And guess what, and guess what, it's even more than
just guys who think they're cool. It's men who think
they're the manliest man. Okay you if you if you
think you're a manly comedian, a manly comedian, nigga. We
both wear makeup, yeah, talking, we're both on stage doing poems.

(01:08:03):
Basic am I am as desperate as you are. Yeah,
it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Not because you are. You get to do that, because
they get to do that, because there's no.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Man over you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Okay, yeah, because I think they saw it. I think
a few kind of tough guys seen it and they
were like, oh yeah, sweet over you. I'm just kind
of guy, know is Sam J? That's the that's my mind,
know that ship Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Sam Jay comes and said, you go, hey your chance?
Yeah you go, hey, ship. I don't know how he
stuff about that, laugh about laughing. Sam Jay is our
omar about that laughing? Sam J shows up and everyone goes, hey, hey, hey,
hey man, how about that giggling. I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I've seen I've seen talking about I've seen people be
nice to me because I'm with Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I like being a letter. She makes me feel safe.
I like it. I make you feel Yeah, spoon big
spoons were come over to a group of people talking
and be like, what's so funny? We'll be like nothing,

(01:09:21):
you like, nothing, No, what's so funny? Nothing? Nothing. We
were talking about basketballn't I think as far as men
strength and manliness, shut the funk up. That's not the
point of the game that we play.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It's not it's it's such a it's such a crazy ruse.
And I get it because there's a lot of men
looking for whatever on the internet. Daddy say, yeah, all
that ship, but like, but like, that's not We're dumb
over here, man Like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
We're not. They but they also think, they think, and
I can speak on they think that the end of
all of this manly ship is success in a very
I get a convertible and a bunch of money and
a bunch of big titty women sort of way. And
you go, nigga, this is comedy. You getting drink tickets

(01:10:09):
for most of it, and at the end of it,
maybe you get a girl with cool boobs and tattoos.
Maybe you are not getting action star ship because you
chose comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
That's what you're doing over here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
You wanted to hoop, Yeah, you just weren't good enough
at sports to do that. So what do you want?
Because I knew I was I wasn't gonna make it.
I knew the whole time. That's why I was like,
I'll be the funny one on the team. Yeah. I
was just not gonna get taller. And that's OK. That
was it. I was scared about that basket. Yeah, I
don't feel it. Every time I learned a decent mid

(01:10:47):
range that got me through a lot of ship. Yeah,
let that out like that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
There was a part of my brain that just wasn't
strong enough to be able to be like a nigga
at the rim.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah, and so I was. I knew it wasn't happening. Yeah,
it just is, y'all can accept you want to how
tough you have to be to be like less than
like six three to be good at basketball, you have
to be Derek Rose. You have to be a gang member. Yes, yeah,
you have to be a gang member at least affiliate.

(01:11:18):
To be careful, you gotta go back. Hey, we're not
here to decide who is. We just know that his
brother kept him safe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
You have to be tough enough to achieve your childhood
dream and have it not show on your face. Bro
Scotch dropping And then I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
There are things Dereck's Rose has done in his career
that would make me cry. I would cry. I would
cry much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Like okay, much like basketball right now. I think also
people discuss comedy through an a historical lens. So right
now everyone says, oh, basketball is not great. I go,
basketball is amazing. I don't know why, y'all y'all lieing.
It's the same with people go oh, you know, especially honestly,
especially black people, when it discussed comedy. Now, I go,
wait a second, nigga, are you watching? Are you or
are you just remembering what you used to love? Because

(01:12:07):
I watched comed of you too, But what are you
watching currently? I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I don't think anybody watches comedy. I think people watch clips.
I think they like personalities. I think people listening I
don't even know if they watch clips. If there's when
they clips. I think they watch personality. I think they
watch clips that give insight into your personality or give
your politics, and they align themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I think the I think the true fan base of
comedy are people who do comedy. Oh We've been talking
about that a lot, like a handful. I'm meant to
watch the majority of the common and I think it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
They always want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Some of my fans they know they can't because they
can't because they have they have trouble making eye contact
in the meet and Greek. I said, well, maybe you
ain't going. We all do meet and Greek, all of us.
It's different comedy people. It's nice to do me Greeks
more games. Yeah, well because that day. Yeah, how we
spelling me? How we spelling me to me? You know,

(01:13:08):
you know there's a whole app for me and Greek
that simzy nippy. But whenever, you know, like whenever you
plan a place and like the queer people and the
black people show up and they're happy to be there,
they do want a picture with a comedian because they
did kind of go out of their way to go
to the space. That's not necessarily cool young queer and black.

(01:13:28):
Like that does happen, not, that doesn't happen in that way.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
For me, it happens like when I'm in Springfield, Missouri
and this guy comes up, he's like all the podcast,
he's like, I just married a white girl and I
live out here exclusively now. And then the same man
says to me, I only eat black foods, okay, And
then you do have and then you do have to
go what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah, and then he tells me macaroni and cheese like
he likes it down for you. I got a picture
of I'll show you guys after I got a picture
of him in my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Okay, who's cooking these foods for him?

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Though I think he does. I don't think he lets
a white lady cook. She didn't even come to the show.
Show wanted to know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
He honors the he he recognizes that he made a
mistake and he honors.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Yeah. It was at Springfield, Missouri. It's when I did
that bring David a plate show where people were bringing
me plates.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
What he brought a plate and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
It's like, look, I do want you to know that
white hands did touch this plate, but not the food
on top.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Of exactly she put the foil on it. That's because
he's like Dirk to have the ten four play in
the tunnel. That black woman said, maybe put put something
on your wreath, don't put them on your miill. Derek,
I baked that chicken. Go ahead, man, but that such

(01:14:44):
a German white man thing to do is to have
a black woman and be like, you don't eat that food.
He's like, I'm gonna eat my wife's food. Don't make
fun of me. You want her to be here. I'm
a multimion there, but I'm respecting food.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I want to take leftover's places when I'm a multi
This seems cool. Have you what have you done anything
like that? Have you done anything recently? No? What's the
what's the blackest thing you've done in in recent history
that is blacker than where you are? You know what

(01:15:17):
I mean? Or like, you do something and you look
around and go, oh, that was pretty black of me.
I lie dirt bringing a plate. Yeah, damn. We regularly do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Like uh, like big We'll have like backyard parties and
ship and I don't always realize how black the party
is constructed until some white people show up, and then
it becomes they are the only ones there, and everybody's
like talking very loud, playing taboo. Like we we ordered
from Stevie's, which is like creole food. Yeah, unbelievable. Ship,

(01:15:56):
and like we we've just like we've put out a
whole fucking yeah, a cookout of sorts and then here
comes my white friend.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Yeah, and they don't we don't have anything for them.
That's it's more that energy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
That's a better story for them anyways. I think, so yeah,
they're happier that they got there. I truly feel like
yeah I was. I go like, no, it's my friend,
and then they show up. I'm like, fuck, I don't
know how to I guess you could be my neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I only asked that because the last thing that I
did where I was like, oh, okay, they're like I
was treating I was interviewing people at sun Dance for Vulture,
and I was treating the black cast so different. I
was their publicisers be like everyone be like, do y'all
want to go? They say, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
They'd be like, no, not every entertainment space where you
try to, Like, I feel like every entertainment space, so
you you gravitate towards the black people.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Feel like, I'm prove my mama right like this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
No, I think I don't know back to you. I
think your mom was closer than you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
You want to know. I get it because it comes
from your mom and you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Know nothing about show business. This is what I do
and you don't want to have inside.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
I know that lady in apology. I think I think
she kind I think she's kind of right, like, hey,
I'll send it back to Jacksonville. She's a good mama,
and she told you right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
It's cool man, send it back to Duval County.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
All right, we need to say one more break. Well,
we're gonna wrap this thing up more. J Jorden one,
my mama told me I actually am one point four
percent my Jerry and African. I'm a sister. Okay, we're

(01:17:43):
back brothers. Sisters. However minimum that's what I mean. That's
what he looked at me, said one point five. I
can see it on you at one point five some stuff,
he said, Now, you little.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
I'm smelling you got that day. Listen, we could talk
about our brand energy drinks all day here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
We're here because we got a voicemail. Yeah, we got
a voicemail. We're gonna play a really fun voicemail for you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Now, Yo, what a DG and uh Langston, I fuck
with Bustown, I beat Jack. I watched that shit all
the time, this beach out the meal and I wanted
to comment on the subject. I just heard you talking
about about Barbers. I've been thinking about this ship for

(01:18:40):
like nine days since I went to the New barber,
and are you fucking my whole barber for like twenty years,
but this new barber, I cut in this chair and
like y'all say, sometime you's on our pose your eyes.
And I felt this motherfucker like saving my ear here,
And so I've been thinking, like nobody ever say my

(01:19:01):
ear like I said. My barber would come out here
for twenty years. He never did no ship like that,
And I always noticed the ear hair.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
But from the gate, can we pose from you?

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Gotta be a little.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Let him fel let him no regret, let him fits.
You literally hit a pause, not a figure than pause.
He said, can we pause that? You could just say pause?
He digging, he digging in your ear hole. He said,
I noticed the ear He said, I knew the whole time. Yeah,
he said, I was never gonna address it. Man. Now

(01:19:38):
he's saying, shame on this man for addressing the intimacy
among young black men, because you do we hear the
top of this. He said, you know, I was suck
with my old barber. It sounds like he's gonna say,
old lady, no, my old barber for twenty years. I
went to this new barber. I said, in the chair.
I closed my eyes. He digging in my ear hole. Yeah,
he flicking my my ear, my ear. He didn't like, Yeah, yeah,

(01:20:02):
I'm having an ear gas trip. He dropped.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Oh wait, let's hear the rest of them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
I do want to hear. And I believe we paused
that kind of gag. I think he was saying, I
think we can find the kind of gay. Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
He never did know ship like that, and I always
noticed the ear hair. But barber is gay, like he's
mother fuck. You gotta be a little gay to be,
especially a good one like a hairdresser or something, because
like it makes sense. I don't see that movie Good
Hair with the motherfucker smack Will Smith and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Composition Smack Will That's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
That's what we're gonna say. You know this nigga, smack
Will Smith, this motherfucker is coming from a nigger ass dimension,
he said. Because I thought he was gonna say it
felt gay to give the ear hair clip, he said, thinking, no,
I'm thinking about it. To be a barber, you gotta
be a little yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, so that the levels are barbering then hairdressing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
You're saying there's an optimism here. Yeah, you're not hearing
this as as hate speech, and I'm hearing him go,
I want a detailed, oriented man who really cares about
how good men look. Oh here, yeah, he is telling
this as a positive. I think this ship ends up experience.
I think this ship ends up pros the It sounds

(01:21:28):
like what he's saying is only a man knows what
a man me. Wow, I bring Will Smith back into it.
Let's find out. I'm very excited. Okay, that's true here with.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
The mother Will Smith and the competition that they had
at the end, they dudes, and then I used to
get my haircut by his.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Pause like pause, shout out to Deborah. She's really going
through it. She's putting up with a lot of sounds. Okay,
and he watched buzz Down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Yeah, no, this is this is my fami. I think
this is a good guy. I think so too. Let's see,
let's see where this headed, because we've been it's a
journey to get this. It's taking a minute. So we
found out about three barbers now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Which is confusing to me because twenty years nine days
he was sneaking off and you were sneaking off with that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Okay, let's let's let's find out more.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
About that somebody miss named Deba. She said, have me
crispy and like even if they don't like they could
be d l because why you want to be that
close to another man and that's on their hand and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Want me to look good?

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Why you want another man to be looking good? Like?
I mean, no, knock to the barbers and keep doing
y'all things.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
We need y'all book.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
I think they gave you, don't be damned little bit,
especially to be good about all the masculine, like super
hard barbers like they do the Boat'll be good your
barber gay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
You're gonna be Christian, You're gonna be chrispy. All right, man, listen,
we got there. Yeah. He does sa't nothing about gay people.
He just said, if you're a barber and you are
just invested in men's looks, I need you bill a
little gay to care about your profession.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
And I think this is a prime example of when
of when culture the language is not necessarily being presented
in a way where you go like, oh, this is
an ally, well that's one percent ally logic. Yeah, that's
a person fully committed to supporting the gay community. They
just don't necessarily have all the language that we considered.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
So you know, you know where the Venn diagram is
for gay men and barbers. Ahead is a head ahead?
Add Yeah he's there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
He's no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
I think he's I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
I think he's a good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
You know. Yeah, be nice to even though y'all wearing
the same south Pole jeans. Be nice, you know, be
a little bit more respectful to Deborah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Or maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
We don't know how Dever spoke. She could be a bit,
but had him crispy, never did have him. He's worried
about all he's Yeah, he said he doesn't want the
hard niggas well, because think about it, like the real
masculine barbers, like the hands, all big and clumsy, they
wust to be on the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
I hate a popularized barber. Yeah, I hate somebody replaying
high school in the barber. Never the best guy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
He's talking about big game. I don't like when they
moved my head rough Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like,
don't be rough with me, yeah nice, Be careful with me,
Be careful, be careful with me. Hey, hey a little hey, Hey,
who do you think is it? You're gonna be taking
me in kind of place? I know we're not friends,

(01:25:04):
but we were friends right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Yeah, yeah, you'd be just rough. Yeah yeah, I got
the cape on come on, man, I'm superman. I got
the marathon continuous capon. That don't got nothing to do
with what happens to this barber shop. I have a
theory that Nipsey Hustle is represented in every single barbershop

(01:25:27):
from here to the Mississippi. That's one way, or any
picture or a mural in a picture, a mural, a
cape that says marathon, there is some Nipsy memorabilia of
some sort in every single barbershop.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Kind of touched every barber shop.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
I know my barber in Denver had hell a marathon ship,
John Jones from Denver.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
But that's not l a different. That's not that crazy.
It's pretty crazy. It's pretty far really, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
But culturally in a lot of I mean, it's right,
I think Denver is more uh like rural than we
think it will relax.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Now, yeah, chances were saying earlier about how it's just mostly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
This is when he gets a bone in his nose.
You start here, and then it's gorilla masks where.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
White people rub sticks together. Yeah, yeah, it's where the
white people talk like they're they're they have a click language.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
That's the funniest thing because I don't think it click.
I don't think it would be clicked. If if you
had like a tonal relation, if you had a tonal
language for white people, it would be various size, Yeah,
like that would instead of clicks, it would be size.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Like like like white liberal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Yeah, with getting an order rock, you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
That would think that's one hundred per I think it
would be totally Wow, that's really beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
That's their clickling.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Yeah, And why do you bring it up to you
guys all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Too?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Do you speak side?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Do you speak side? White people? You gotta start speaking side.
Come on, we we know you speak SiGe. You can
speak speak at home. They don't speak, they don't. But
I like to see a SI renaissance. We get some
side restaurants. Stop losing your side recipes. Come on. I
haven't asked y'all, and I feel like, but y'all will

(01:27:23):
have opinions. What's going on with y'all? Girls?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Sidney Sweeney that's not I don't know. That was the
one who just had her titties up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Yeah, that's what I know. Yeah, that's in the kind
of liquid she was wearing, like Alex mac Yeah, I
think childhood celebrity is bad for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Was she drunk?

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Is she?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
I don't know. I think she was young enough that
that brain is mushed because euphoria. Because because you were
you were not only a child, but you were a
babbitch as a child. Everybody chose to ignore the fact that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
You're a Yeah, you were, you were, you were cast
as a child. Bro eighteen is a baby, Yeah, don't.
I'm too far past that to think that that's a
grown person.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
That was a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
And we went, I want to fuck that baby, and
now that baby is acting up and I don't think
we we are going to be able to figure that out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
He's the one with the white jeans.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, that's right, blue.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
But the thing was like she got a great.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
White jeans, like look at these, look at these, look
at these white jeans. Blue wink, Yeah, great blue jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
And I don't even think that that was I think
she probably has a lot of malicious people in her
corner that were happy for her to do that. But
I don't think that's an evolved enough person to know
what they were doing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Yeah, I mean to bron and I, my god, is
that you know what I mean? If that's not a
person being preyed upon, I don't know, kind of famous
for praying on people and taking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Well, how she gets Sydney's ways, Versionsy's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Way, Sinney's way, that's that's a that's a drug heist
movie City's version version. Oh my god, that's honestly not
my angle. I don't really know much over that. I
was just I was noticing that everyone was talking about
her titties this week because she had them out. And

(01:29:27):
I'll I knew it made it to y'all. I knew
it made it to y'all. And I'm sure I didn't
make it to you, like I'm sure some of my
didn't make it to you. I'm sure some of my
humanizing oh my god, you could drive a truck through
that po.

Speaker 11 (01:29:45):
Hey, I'm sure some of my humanizing of Sidney Sweetey
perhaps comes from things I may have seen, things that
maybe I appreciated more than King.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Oh man, I never seen you room like that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
I am, I am human, just like everyone else. I
scrolled with one hand, just like everyone else. Oh my god,
that's a that's a as as a bisexual journey. Smollette
did it for me this week. She journey. I'm getting it.

(01:30:25):
You got some new things. What journey, pus? You have
some journey? She looks so good. I went you know what?
Your brother was beat up? Somebody beat that boy. Hold
on it. We're done. We did it. Jay, this is great.
Can you tell the people where they can find you? Well?
You in on social media at j Jorden j y

(01:30:48):
j U r d e n on all social media
including the Nazi app up Twitter. I'm still there in
the Good Fight Resistance. Also the special. Yes, ma'am, it's
on Hulu. You can watch it. It's full of joke.
If you like every episode I'm on when it comes
to MoMA told me you'll love the special. There we
got the special Bory which you got?

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Cool guy joke eighty seven On Instagram. You can find
me apparently a journey small Let's dmut eves by you?
Do you want to think about the other day that
I always confused with the eaves by You.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Is Jason's lyrics. Wow, they're very different.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
From I know, but I think the covers were the same.
The covers of the vhs were the same tone. Yeah no,
you're not making a big they are black movie. No
no no no no no no, not just but like
the like I think they were.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Physically Holiday Heart and baby Boy Wow. You can follow
me at Langston Kerrman on all social media platforms. You
can see me on tour. I'm still on the Aspiring
Deadbeat Tour uh and you can follow us at my
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on Instagram and Twitter and and not Twitter, Instagram and

(01:31:58):
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you saw in them, Sydney Sweeney photo, send it all
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Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Also Deborah, if you want to rebuttal yeah eight four
Little Moms A four four A Little Moms.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Call us back, Deborah. We want to hear from you,
like subscribe, rate review, look at them pictures? Bye, bitch,
Hey bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Is that one my Mama told Me? Is a production
of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Created and hosted by Langston Krekt, co hosted by David Bori,
executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Co produced by Bee Wayne.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Edited and engineered by Justin Komon, music by Nick Chambers.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
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