April 24, 2025 • 19 mins
Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT replacing the podcast.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Episod cuckoo could chew.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen, we have another phenomenal
episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Theories, and we finally worked to prove the theories that
you the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking
mini episode.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know what that is? That means were listening to
your bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails
and your opinions on stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Like I didn't have shit to do today, Like I
could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch
it banging in Little Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right, You don't think we're busy. You're writing us with
your non sail other Langston David.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You actually guys are missing for.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Fuck you accord research, You goddamn dork.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
G a shit about your research.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We we don't, we don't read many.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
This is all the rooms. We're raking in millions of
dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh
we're rich.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And I'm going to a foreign country tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
David is going to Brazil and he's going to the
dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to
do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm
gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
What you go there for, a murder tourism.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.
And we have an email from a listener, a person
by the name of let me make sure I get
this right, Marcelline Marsolene Uh sent us an email and
and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all
talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if
(02:10):
it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw
some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the
tone felt kind of right, Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're scary because we're striking about this right now.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, it is currently on the on the docket of
things that that the w g A and eventually I
think SAG and the d GA are going to be
worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring
us with this.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Before we get into it. Cray, I want to take
your opinion. Do you what if this ship goes like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like that, like the chat GPT went crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the
AI replacing us is like, I keep seeing all these
signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people
are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do
and I'll be there like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Bro, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm not convinced. I think AI could do a lot
of shit. I can do, Bro, if that shit becomes charming,
it's a rap for me.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
AI is not going to struggle to find the words
that I struggle to find sometimes.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You know, No, no, it's got all the words. It's
it's set up to be our downfall. That's what we
got to destroy it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, and I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I
definitely root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that
nobody had a computer dog.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What a friend for me?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
The Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly
was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD
burner and it made me king, Like I was fucking king.
Do you understand? I was walking around my high school like, bitch,
you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,
(04:09):
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
When it first came out, you think you're gonna get
that new Jagged Edge.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If I'm not involved, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Were you charging? Running? Were running? I was?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I was running a little business selling, selling CDs for
five dollars a pop, and you just come on dog
like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know that's alcohol markups.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, that's amazing and.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It only cost me hours of my life every.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Day so long. But you're really just burning CDs for
people to like you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, burning CDs for popularity. And I'm also like a
fu son of like what if we remember it correctly,
what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and
then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found
that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it
turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a
(05:12):
dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I got.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I got duped so many times, Like, man, can you
believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of
Girls Gone Wild? It's like, of course not. You think
nobody else figured this out?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You have to.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster
and and the like I was, guy, really I think
I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody started
with Napster, and then I moved my way into bear Share.
I remember bear Share was a big one for me,
(05:50):
and then eventually I think I ended on lime Wire.
LimeWire was sort of my dismount.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It synthesized is the easiest to do it on?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then
LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know
what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody
I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.
It's like, ah, okay, I'm out. I had a kid
who I went to college with have the actual like
FBI show up because of movies he was downloading.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute
Jada fire eclips.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Man, it was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions
involved here. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That was the people being mad about it, like, yeah,
it's like rapper, everybody's angry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We were getting yelled at by our heroes because we
were trying to listen to their music without paying them.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
They got some of them did the once I was
downloaded for the most parked.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think
we hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy
could have is a few more legitimate record sales.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know did ching get ringtones though.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a
Chingy ring tone, but I understand having.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
A I think there was a certain group of women
out there that had Chingy ring tones.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The one with Jason Weaver on it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, one call Away.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
On, come on. That's before we knew she still supported Cosby.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
That We had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.
We were so innocent, fuck man. All we knew was
that Rudy had him.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We gotta bring Hinky back. Was better when Chingy was here,
and when Rudy was decent.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Rudy's here.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring
Chinky back.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, okay, Yeah,
they got those those be et like where were they?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's like him. I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, Damn.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make it out
of whatever they built.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Have you been there. It's a tough place.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It ain't any easy town. I'll say that it ain't
any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on you saying, Louis,
but you know what you got.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You always know some very specific fact about a place that, yeah,
that I don't know that I would have known.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,
what else is here?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Let's go Chinese?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah No, Sam Louis has got good Chinese food, and
they got that city museum. If you've ever been there,
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
All right, we can't we can't keep big up in
Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli we want
to read what Marcelline sent over. They typed can you
write me a transcript for a segment of a fake
episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston
Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted left
(09:24):
Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the
subject of this conversation. David, do you have this email
pulled up? Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines
back and forth.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I already don't like it. I already don't like it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
My robots says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode
of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,
and as always, I'm here with my co host, the
hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Man, I'm feeling blessed highly.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
They know you, you'd be loving the Lord and that's
that's just one of your main qualities is how much
you love Jesus.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You know how it is just out here trying to
uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
My mama told us, how you doing my man job?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Took it? Let me some five on the black hand side,
as is traditional in our community, I go on to say, oh,
I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some
wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember
(10:43):
remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.
I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We hate you. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach
even more people who need their mama's whiz. Though what
I don't know. I guess we're helping.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,
what conspiracy are we unraveling today?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, David today, I like that we keep using these
names so much. Very yeah, we we We're It's almost
like we don't know each other, so we have to
say it over and over again so that you feel
seen in this conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, well, David, Today we're diving into a fascinating topic,
the secret society of left handed people. Now, this is
one that I'm sure many of our listeners have heard about. Apparently,
left handed people have their own hidden world, complete with
secret handshakes, code words, and even their own language.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up
to something fishy, just for the record, I am left handed.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker. I had
no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?
But Legston, do you really believe this conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, look, David, I try to keep an open mind,
but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed. Damn,
Chat GPT doesn't fuck around. They do know. Uh And
I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings, have you.
I don't think well, Chat GPT, I'm not sure that
there would be right handed secret meetings if I'm not mistaken.
(12:43):
We are substantially more dominant y way one Yeah, numbers wise.
But anyway, well, why am I breaking this up.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Because you're scared it's gonna take your job we have? Yeah,
we're justifying why it's not as good as we are.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You know, we gotta stop, I'm down and call it
an idiot every once in a while, just so just
so we still feel powerful as men.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, that's really what's evident.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Uh nah man never but you know what they say,
the best place to ride something is right under your nose.
Maybe the invitation is coded left handed person for something.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You know I do like that. Maybe you should start
saying that one. I have a good one.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's a good one. Good one, my man. But you know,
we can't just dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of
the evidence. There are rumors that left handed people have
a higher intelligence quotient and are more creative than their
right handed counterparts.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter
and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,
I feel like we're getting played here.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they
might have gone crazy with this shit.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
We would have exploded.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really
cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're
left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if
this got put back in, it would be a very
different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck, yeah, you gave too
much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.
Now now you'll be a robot slave.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Well but there, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We'll see, we'll see we'll see well, David, hold on
a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need
to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always
told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,
my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and
that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills
(14:47):
and talents of left handed people, even if they do
have secret societies.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
A yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Langston. We shouldn't let
our right handed biases cloud our judgment. If left handed
people have their own secret society, who are we to judge?
As long as they're not applotting to take over the world,
I say, let them have their.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on
My mama told me that's not true.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Diversity people.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call
you you and any group you represent a blank devil
as soon as we see you too, I think. And
who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener will
reach out and enlighten us about their secret world. Until then,
let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
That Now, let's get back to the dragon board. And
see what other crazy theories our moms have.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I like that this, this is like, this is specifically
about their mom.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there
was not one good joke in that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.
I think they suggested or believe that just by saying
wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but it is.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind
of funny.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I did like my man.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't like what.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I don't like that many y'alls and likestonce they gave
me and and I don't know, I don't talk about
God like that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, you love God that far that part they got.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You're Jesus man.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
If ever, I'm mad one you love God overall, I
would say, I would say this is a ship uh
or ship performance by jet Chap GPT.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And not even man, not even men.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah you can't, you can't take our jobs just yet.
But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,
because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by
the second.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
That's because I don't even I don't know how they
had enough to even get to this point.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has
been downloaded that they kind of know our games. At
the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy
theory is, one of us is going to be like,
I'll listen, I'll yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's what I don't because we're not even listen. We
love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that
comes up on this show. But boy, will we play
along inside of a fun, silly game.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it's a good game.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT
understands the game and I don't. I don't care for
that one bit.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you
feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,
but but it worked. You terrified us, You jerk.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it
makes you feel that makes you feel strong.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear
in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,
strong person.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You feel like a man.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Now, boy, could you tell the people where they can
find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and has
always follow us on Instagram for like, subscribe the to
the YouTube and if you want to send us your
own drops, if you want to send us your own
conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how we
can take down AI for good, please send all of
that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would
love to hear from you. That's about it, By bitch.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Motherfucking Mini your Soul Mini epis, motherfucking Mini Your sol
moll the fucking Mini episode, Mini Episode, Moll the fucking
Mini Episode
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Mhm
Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Episod cuckoo could chew.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen, we have another phenomenal
episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Theories, and we finally worked to prove the theories that
you the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking
mini episode.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know what that is? That means were listening to
your bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails
and your opinions on stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Like I didn't have shit to do today, Like I
could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch
it banging in Little Rock.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right, You don't think we're busy. You're writing us with
your non sail other Langston David.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You actually guys are missing for.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Fuck you accord research, You goddamn dork.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
G a shit about your research.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We we don't, we don't read many.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
This is all the rooms. We're raking in millions of
dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh
we're rich.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
And I'm going to a foreign country tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
David is going to Brazil and he's going to the
dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to
do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm
gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
What you go there for, a murder tourism.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.
And we have an email from a listener, a person
by the name of let me make sure I get
this right, Marcelline Marsolene Uh sent us an email and
and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all
talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if
(02:10):
it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw
some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the
tone felt kind of right, Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're scary because we're striking about this right now.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, it is currently on the on the docket of
things that that the w g A and eventually I
think SAG and the d GA are going to be
worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring
us with this.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Before we get into it. Cray, I want to take
your opinion. Do you what if this ship goes like.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like that, like the chat GPT went crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the
AI replacing us is like, I keep seeing all these
signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people
are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do
and I'll be there like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Bro, that's.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm not convinced. I think AI could do a lot
of shit. I can do, Bro, if that shit becomes charming,
it's a rap for me.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
AI is not going to struggle to find the words
that I struggle to find sometimes.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You know, No, no, it's got all the words. It's
it's set up to be our downfall. That's what we
got to destroy it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, and I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I
definitely root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that
nobody had a computer dog.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What a friend for me?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
The Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly
was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD
burner and it made me king, Like I was fucking king.
Do you understand? I was walking around my high school like, bitch,
you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,
(04:09):
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
When it first came out, you think you're gonna get
that new Jagged Edge.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
If I'm not involved, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Were you charging? Running? Were running? I was?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I was running a little business selling, selling CDs for
five dollars a pop, and you just come on dog
like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know that's alcohol markups.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, that's amazing and.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It only cost me hours of my life every.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Day so long. But you're really just burning CDs for
people to like you.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, burning CDs for popularity. And I'm also like a
fu son of like what if we remember it correctly,
what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and
then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found
that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it
turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a
(05:12):
dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I got.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I got duped so many times, Like, man, can you
believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of
Girls Gone Wild? It's like, of course not. You think
nobody else figured this out?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You have to.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster
and and the like I was, guy, really I think
I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody started
with Napster, and then I moved my way into bear Share.
I remember bear Share was a big one for me,
(05:50):
and then eventually I think I ended on lime Wire.
LimeWire was sort of my dismount.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It synthesized is the easiest to do it on?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then
LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know
what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody
I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.
It's like, ah, okay, I'm out. I had a kid
who I went to college with have the actual like
FBI show up because of movies he was downloading.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute
Jada fire eclips.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Man, it was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions
involved here. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That was the people being mad about it, like, yeah,
it's like rapper, everybody's angry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We were getting yelled at by our heroes because we
were trying to listen to their music without paying them.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
They got some of them did the once I was
downloaded for the most parked.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think
we hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy
could have is a few more legitimate record sales.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I don't know did ching get ringtones though.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a
Chingy ring tone, but I understand having.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
A I think there was a certain group of women
out there that had Chingy ring tones.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
The one with Jason Weaver on it.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, one call Away.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
On, come on. That's before we knew she still supported Cosby.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
That We had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.
We were so innocent, fuck man. All we knew was
that Rudy had him.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
We gotta bring Hinky back. Was better when Chingy was here,
and when Rudy was decent.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Rudy's here.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring
Chinky back.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, okay, Yeah,
they got those those be et like where were they?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's like him. I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, Damn.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make it out
of whatever they built.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Have you been there. It's a tough place.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It ain't any easy town. I'll say that it ain't
any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on you saying, Louis,
but you know what you got.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You always know some very specific fact about a place that, yeah,
that I don't know that I would have known.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,
what else is here?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Let's go Chinese?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah No, Sam Louis has got good Chinese food, and
they got that city museum. If you've ever been there,
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
All right, we can't we can't keep big up in
Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli we want
to read what Marcelline sent over. They typed can you
write me a transcript for a segment of a fake
episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston
Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted left
(09:24):
Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the
subject of this conversation. David, do you have this email
pulled up? Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines
back and forth.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I already don't like it. I already don't like it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
My robots says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode
of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,
and as always, I'm here with my co host, the
hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Man, I'm feeling blessed highly.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
They know you, you'd be loving the Lord and that's
that's just one of your main qualities is how much
you love Jesus.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
You know how it is just out here trying to
uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
My mama told us, how you doing my man job?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Took it? Let me some five on the black hand side,
as is traditional in our community, I go on to say, oh,
I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some
wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember
(10:43):
remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.
I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We hate you. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach
even more people who need their mama's whiz. Though what
I don't know. I guess we're helping.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,
what conspiracy are we unraveling today?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, David today, I like that we keep using these
names so much. Very yeah, we we We're It's almost
like we don't know each other, so we have to
say it over and over again so that you feel
seen in this conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, well, David, Today we're diving into a fascinating topic,
the secret society of left handed people. Now, this is
one that I'm sure many of our listeners have heard about. Apparently,
left handed people have their own hidden world, complete with
secret handshakes, code words, and even their own language.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up
to something fishy, just for the record, I am left handed.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker. I had
no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?
But Legston, do you really believe this conspiracy?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, look, David, I try to keep an open mind,
but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed. Damn,
Chat GPT doesn't fuck around. They do know. Uh And
I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings, have you.
I don't think well, Chat GPT, I'm not sure that
there would be right handed secret meetings if I'm not mistaken.
(12:43):
We are substantially more dominant y way one Yeah, numbers wise.
But anyway, well, why am I breaking this up.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Because you're scared it's gonna take your job we have? Yeah,
we're justifying why it's not as good as we are.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You know, we gotta stop, I'm down and call it
an idiot every once in a while, just so just
so we still feel powerful as men.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, that's really what's evident.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Uh nah man never but you know what they say,
the best place to ride something is right under your nose.
Maybe the invitation is coded left handed person for something.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
You know I do like that. Maybe you should start
saying that one. I have a good one.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's a good one. Good one, my man. But you know,
we can't just dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of
the evidence. There are rumors that left handed people have
a higher intelligence quotient and are more creative than their
right handed counterparts.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter
and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,
I feel like we're getting played here.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they
might have gone crazy with this shit.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
We would have exploded.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really
cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're
left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if
this got put back in, it would be a very
different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck, yeah, you gave too
much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.
Now now you'll be a robot slave.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Well but there, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We'll see, we'll see we'll see well, David, hold on
a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need
to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always
told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,
my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and
that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills
(14:47):
and talents of left handed people, even if they do
have secret societies.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
A yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Langston. We shouldn't let
our right handed biases cloud our judgment. If left handed
people have their own secret society, who are we to judge?
As long as they're not applotting to take over the world,
I say, let them have their.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on
My mama told me that's not true.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Diversity people.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call
you you and any group you represent a blank devil
as soon as we see you too, I think. And
who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener will
reach out and enlighten us about their secret world. Until then,
let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
That Now, let's get back to the dragon board. And
see what other crazy theories our moms have.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I like that this, this is like, this is specifically
about their mom.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there
was not one good joke in that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.
I think they suggested or believe that just by saying
wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but it is.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind
of funny.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I did like my man.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't like what.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I don't like that many y'alls and likestonce they gave
me and and I don't know, I don't talk about
God like that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, you love God that far that part they got.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
You're Jesus man.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
If ever, I'm mad one you love God overall, I
would say, I would say this is a ship uh
or ship performance by jet Chap GPT.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And not even man, not even men.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah you can't, you can't take our jobs just yet.
But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,
because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by
the second.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
That's because I don't even I don't know how they
had enough to even get to this point.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has
been downloaded that they kind of know our games. At
the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy
theory is, one of us is going to be like,
I'll listen, I'll yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's what I don't because we're not even listen. We
love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that
comes up on this show. But boy, will we play
along inside of a fun, silly game.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it's a good game.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT
understands the game and I don't. I don't care for
that one bit.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you
feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,
but but it worked. You terrified us, You jerk.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it
makes you feel that makes you feel strong.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear
in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,
strong person.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You feel like a man.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Now, boy, could you tell the people where they can
find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and has
always follow us on Instagram for like, subscribe the to
the YouTube and if you want to send us your
own drops, if you want to send us your own
conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how we
can take down AI for good, please send all of
that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would
love to hear from you. That's about it, By bitch.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Motherfucking Mini your Soul Mini epis, motherfucking Mini Your sol
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Mhm
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