May 16, 2023 • 52 mins
Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
That Sprite giving us our own flavors. I think it
could have worked.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
With my real nigga Raspberry Yah.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Some type of a Cadillac Orange situation. I think they
could have.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Made a lot of Elderberry's right, just like you don't
vote Pineapple like I would have bought it.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Doesn't chips in your eas.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Kuala bears are racists.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The money she's inventing turny stuff, I can't tell me.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What dot dot dot dang. Welcome to My Mama told me.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
The podcast when we dived deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And we work to prove that Starry Soda is in
fact a scam run by the Sprite company to try
to pick up on where they left off in the
nineties advertising to the hip hop generation who was Starry
for It's for black people.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm I'm Lexon kerman In and I'm not fighting this.
This feels like it's got a legitimate thing. This feels
like Sprite was losing some ground. They were losing steam,
they were losing and they were like, we gotta we
gotta rebranded.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
John jump In, don't be scared of it. You got
started in your face. Hey, I totally agree with you.
I vividly remember the mid nineties Sprite push when they
had like Harris one and Grandfood, Like but real, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Right, I don't remember this shit in my driving. Yeah,
you're tripping, tripping.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
They brought empty Shannold ass back in the nineties for
this ship.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I didn't remember that.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I felt like like Sprite got off the fucking rapper
promoting train after their Drake campaign when that motherfucker face
came apart.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Candidate Robot Drake handed it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, that was that was the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But they had the votron you remember with that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they had the five Deadly Venners with
like five female and season ship.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
They was heavy into that raption and like, yeah, yeah fight.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I feel like Sprite was exclusively a black product for
a while and then and then they just sort of
like they had to commit to letting other motherfuckers do it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
It could have been our generation's ginger Ale, but I
feel like they lost their way.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah yeah, but Starry's trying to do it. They're trying
to come back with I see nothing but starting commercials
during the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Damn. Yeah, my motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Kicky Palmer like making out with a goddamn puddle up
a man.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And who was and who's blacker than.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The most fifty five year old black woman in a
twenty year old I think about.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Listen, Kiki march for our civil rights and we got
to be grateful to her.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She's like, she's like a black panther. There's always been Akik.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You just got to eat the purple barette and you
become the new Kiky Palmer. Our guests today, they're already,
they're already here, they're already fucking around with us. We
we couldn't be more grateful that they're here. You know
them best as the as two of the three co
hosts of the Jenkin and Jones podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The other one's not here because he's white.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. He's as
black as can be.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We we we could not invite Mike. Unfortunately, we put
we put his face up in the window with his
driver's license and below it. He is not welcome here.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But what the fuck, Mike, Mother fucking Mike, you're HEAs
only composition.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm sorry, yeah, and don't and don't listen to it, man,
just listen to just shout you out real quick and
turn it off. This ain't for you. But they are.
They are hilarious, they are they are talented, they are
insightful as it comes to the world of sports. That
it's it's Dragonfly Jones, Tyler and and John and and
(04:28):
God damn it, Why am I fucking this up? You
don't God, Yeah, it's just throw Jenkins and Dragonfly Jones.
It's Tyler and John. Come on, y'all, what's up the hell?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I want to give y'all props on y'all theme song.
I don't know how to fuck y'all made a spooky
G funk track. It's like y'all told ninety four wards
you to give y'all some RLN on it ship thing though.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
I'm going to research Kowala's being racist too, man. I
need more information on that dog I got.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I got a whole subreddit for you know, I'll be
I'll be real once when I when it was originally conceived,
it was bullshit.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But then you start, you start looking for the right
kind of information and you find it. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
That's the bullshit that I believe in Dog. Yeah, racist,
I would have tapped it. I need a whole podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sure, a bunch of clamydia harboring Trump voters just high.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
To do that, right, Yeah, No, they're very sick. It's
like they're it's like the thing is.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Transmitted with them to yes, like senior citizens homes.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Right, Yeah, they passed that motherfucking around crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
If I'm not mistaken, Chlamydia is like their HPV where
it's like, no, everybody's got the ship and it just
is you know what I mean, It's just whether or
not it's going to kill you, is the conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
When I saw like the HPV joints like three to
every four nigga.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh yeah, bro, I learned that a like eighteen. I'm like,
why are they talking about this? I just you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Feel me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Seventy five?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Hell yeah, three out of four. I told you I
was a nigga before.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Yes, you nig yes you No, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I still haven't been tested for it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, I mean you kill me for it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, Okay, I've gotten the thing back and it never
said anything about you.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
If you give it to somebody else, that's how fucked
up it is.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I still got my hairline. I feel like that means
I don't have each it's probably right.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That feels if their hairline is tight, you could be
HTV free all night.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Lock up, man, you I got it.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
I might got a few strange we're talking about to
swim without my hat on? You know what I'm saying,
hands to me right here. Because he was like, Bory,
that is.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Worth you knowing before before we dive into this podcast
that John not only is a very talented podcaster, but
he's also a nigga learning to swim.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh God, bless me.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That is blessed something in the one percent right there,
welcome a PODCASTA bro.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I could swim too. My mom made me because she's
super African. I could swim too. That's good for you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, but but I I caught him learning to swim
when I was taking my daughter to her swim glasses.
This nigga is just in a po.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Comminations under the water and they ain't gonna but splastic.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And yes, that is the first time we met in person.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, wait, like, can you swim?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I can swim well enough to to not have to
go to the glasses.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't think I can keep up with anybody who
cares about themselves for real. But I you know what
I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna die in
a pool. I'll die in the ocean, but I'm not
gonna die in a pool. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, that's better than most niggas, dog, I think so
none of my homies, no honest, swim except Tyler Dog.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, Tyler you're you're a You're a swim dude, are
you just like?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I have parents will put me in that ship when
I was like five or six. Man, I mean, that's
really all that comes down to.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Did your parents, you know, put you in some classes
and make you learn? Like, That's basically what it comes down. Yeah,
as the parents that did that ship for me. So
breaking for that.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, speaking of parents, we you came to us with
a parenting progeny. Our listeners will be pretty impressed with
the Segway once they realize is how masterful that was.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You came to.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Us with a conspiracy theory that that I'm so excited
to talk about. We we've almost covered this subject a
little bit in the past, but never to the depth
that you guys, I think are gonna end up taking it.
The conspiracy is my mama told me everything kills your sperm.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Count every mother tell us, I'm pleased. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I think my first introduction to sperm killing conspiracy theories
was pretty much all of ours, which was Mountain Dew
when we were kids. Right, Like mountain Dew, Bro, you
did not touch it. You go to any flying reunion,
you got, any black fami reunion, that cooler mountain de
gonna be the last motherfucker so to take it, which
which might be because it's trash, you know, in a vacuum.
(09:53):
But I do feel like the motherfucking conspiracy theories that
mountain who kills your sperm, you know, plays a big
part in that. And I heard back from you know where,
of course, which I think is I heard it from
my cool older cousin, And I think the cool older cousin.
I don't think there's any one demographic that's PRESDS misinformation
to black youth more than the cool older cousin. Oh yeah,
(10:17):
that's where I heard that shit from him, And Bro,
I believe he was the coolest motherfucker on the plan
to be so anything he said was low to me
back then.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, my my older cousin told me to always keeping
keep a pen in my pocket so I could get numbers.
And I truly still do that to this day. I'm married.
I got a but a nigga keep a pen in
his pocket. Come on down, have it, no paper though,
(10:44):
no paper? You know what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
What's interesting about that ship is niggas like we didn't
want to fuck with Mountain Dew when we heard it, right,
But I remember white boys using it as like contraceptors,
like I can't get her pregnant.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
I'm talking about to do like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I never like, I never heard somebody.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Intentionally that was like keep it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's that That should have been the marketing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Mountain Dew really dropped the ball. They could have been
like we we are the second line of defense behind
condoms for men.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Or you don't have to wear condoms, you don't have
to put this balloon on your dick to have sex.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Just drink Mountain New you feel.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Well before we go any further I do. It would
be I'd be remiss if I didn't make this confession.
And we've talked about this a fuck ton on the podcast.
I was a Mountain Dew ass kid. You were, and
and I'm not proud of that. I want to be clear.
Bory likes to pretend like I was proud of that,
but I I within reflectively a Mountain Dew, kid, was.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It your only option?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Because one of the main reasons I cannot dress that ship
is when when I would go to my grand When
I would go to my grandma's house in the summer,
she lived in a motherfucking country, middle of nowhere. Country
has sound called red Oak Virginia. And you know that
shit country is named after a fucking tree, right, like
red Old Virginia, Like thirty thirty miles from from North Carolina, not.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Even multiple trees right on.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
One oak. Right.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
So so, Bro, we was in the middle of nowhere,
no cable TV. She was one of them. You ain't
hooking that Nintendo up and messing my TV up, grandma, bro,
And the only soda she ever had was Mountain Dew. Nigga,
that shit tastes like days of our lives. God, I
can't never trick that. That shit tastes like price.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Is right, I'll be honest. Whatever their ads were doing
just spoke to me. I was like, if this is
gonna make me extreme I'm fucking into it and I
was a Mountain dew ass. I did it for a
long time.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Man. That's okay, man, No it's not.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
No, it's not That's why.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's why I love space. That's why I love space.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
For y'all talk, I needed to apologize. I needed to
be up front before we get get any further into this.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Bro, there there's only one other liquid the same color
Mountain Dew, and that's Anti Freeze.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like you will never find anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
To look. I'm not proud of this, but but but
just just be careful with your words moving forward. Remember
remember hurt people. Hurt people.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know, I'll tell you what though.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know, we were talking about how Sprite fun, but
I feel like Mountain Dew fully recognized their lane white boy,
gamer dude, and immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They gave them their own flavors.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, right right, I will say the only the only
company I think that nailed it almost as well as
Sprat did in terms of like locking in was like
Fanta Phanta was like, yeah, we were going directly at
people who want to go to the Dominican one day.
(13:59):
If you if you even dreamed of dating a lady
that doesn't look your race.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Come on, I have a yo.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I have a Fanto beef though, because when I was
a kid, my mom used to buy Fanta from the
African grocery store and in the mid early nineties it
was not cool.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It was a foreigner beverage and you were al booties
back in the night.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Didn't get hot until they brought the ninety four Phanta
was not sexy, not sexy at all.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
We was drinking fancy with Chinese food, like I could
say Louis in the summers, nigga, you.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Know, like a strawberry fan to kind of turned the
top of the strawber game that a strawberry fan and
a honey by nigga.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That was my nigga.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Was was Fanta, And forgive my ignorance, I only knew
Fanta once it became the tropical beverage that we all
know and love. Was it previously less flavors?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Was it like it was just orange when I was.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Little orange pine app Well, I think the yellow one
has been around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He pants.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I ain't even a solda do with that. That ship
go crazy with some shrimp fried rice.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
My niggas.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They they figured out their ship and they they do
it well, I fuck with Fanta hard uh that said you? So,
So Mountain Dew becomes the the birthplace at which you
start to explore sperm count, or at least the the
reduction of it. Where does this take you? Where does
this go? If I have more conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
And I wanted to check with you guys about because
I was thinking about My apartment complex has always had
those green boxes, those electric boxes, and I used to
sit on them just like hours, and.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I've worried that that was our town hall when we
were kids out.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I worried about that, watching watching people fight and stuff,
and I've worried that that is probably diminished, you know
what I mean. I'm worried that that had a toll
because it's like if it's all that electricity, course, it
can't be good on like developing nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And if you sit on that, motherfucker, it's nuts right
on top of that nuts.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's right on that for hours, sweating through my Charlotte
Hornet shirts.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You were the cool kid though. Yeah, that was the move, baby,
you feel me?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
That was that was fashion right, that was fast like
a motherfucker, you feel me?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, there's no way static shock had good uh sperm count,
you know what I mean, Like, yeah, he got the powers,
but he lost something also, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like if you remember, they would like hum like there
was like a low hemmet with him.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Man.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Cell phones too, I think, like the phone in the pocket.
I think i've heard that tool keep the cell phone
out of your pocket. You know, I mean some whole
tep shit I heard in the barbershop, you know what
I mean. I don't know if y'all on your lap,
computer on you heard that.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, I've definitely heard laptop. I've definitely heard cell phone
in the pocket. I think i've heard any sort of
electrical things in your pocket that like anything even kind
of electric related near you, Dick is bad for it. Microwaves.
Have y'all heard that? Microwaves?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know it was.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I don't know what affected the dick. I thought it
affected the brain.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, I think I think it's hitting all the sweet spots.
Hey listen, Hey, microwaves came to please.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Microwaves.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Everything is kids though, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
like dog, so we fucked I should you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
We should be Yeah, No, I don't think it's gonna go, well, uh,
moving any of these things are are objectively true. I
guess the question that I'll direct back to you guys
is how much are you bought into this? Like are
you proactively or actively attempting to deflect any of these
sperm reducing threats or you're like, hey, life is life,
(17:55):
I'm moving forward. It don't matter.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
I mean, I just avoid Mountain because it's discussed, right,
But I mean, you know, honestly, we don't know the
We don't know the long term effects of cell phones
and laptops. This is new technology, bro like, and you
know these motherfuckers do every fucking thing. I mean, bro
like like, I think you have to at least consider
the possibility.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I have an air frar and that's because maybe one
day I'd like to have a kid. And it gets
ripped all to grease. It's like it's the two first.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah, my dad had a kid at fifty, So I
do believe this ship. But I feel like my ship
might be it might be good to lower it a
little bit, you know what I mean. I don't want
to kid at fifty, you know what I'm saying. I
feel like I'm young enough, you know, what I'm saying, like,
you know, I don't think I need to.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So you're you are a father? Were y'all trying?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
No? This was so so you Nigga.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
What's crazy is I thought I thought my dick was
broke d you know what I mean, Like I was.
My percentages were better, pulling prey was better than condoms, nigga,
you know what I'm saying. Like, and so she told me,
I'm like, okay, you know, I was like, it's like, wow,
I thought, but no, So I kind of feel like,
you know, I might be good.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You know, damn you're you're better than me because we
were trying for a year.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
And uh, well that's how I do.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
That's exactly That's what I really do. Think it's the
do and and Olivia is putting this in the chat,
but it is worth noting that Robert de Niro apparently
just had a kid two days ago at at age
seventy nine. He just had a baby, So no doing
his system, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, dude was a black baby on he only messes
with black women.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Oh really, I'm sure he's married two different black women,
I believe, if I'm not mistaken to two of them things.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yeah, bro, like like going back to my my granny's house.
She had all the motherfucking jets, every fucking you know,
this weekend photo section he posted up with a black
woman somewhere.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Yeah, prob he was Wait, he was a jet magazine,
white dude, he was a magazine this weekend photos.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The white guy. He was one of them. He was.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
He was just at black parties in the background sometimes
like is that Bobby.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They would have pictures of this man coming out of
Sylvia's in Harlem, which is like, you know, the soul
food spot in New York City with his black girlation.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Just grab him but baby, And that was back when
you could kiss on the mouth. He was just kissing
mouths and grabbing butts. Oh, Bobby, d.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I know, yeah, that's that's not a gift. That's not
a gift at that point, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I feel really bad for the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't know his dad.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
For like forty minutes, they're just gonna be wiping each
other's mouths and each.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Other how to brush the feat in the reverse order.
Both of them gonna be wearing diapers.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
They just got to get a big gate for the stairs.
It's gotta go all the way up for the little
baby and the big baby.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
So how much money does he have left? Does he
have another baby money?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, I thought he was broke because he was a
dirty grand blood. That's you don't He.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Was also in the in that Scorsese Netflix ship. You know,
Netflix got stupid fuck yes, and I think I think
the man owns nobu. He's he's fine forever. I don't
know he'll be okay.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Did you eat somebody up in that Netflix movie too?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah, Like in the movie, I was like, niggas, come on, bro,
I remember the homie said it looked like a Team America,
the American World Police.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's one of the most miraculous choices in film history,
in my opinion, because it's not only that he beats
somebody up, but it's when they try to de age
him in the scene. So he is meant to be
like eighteen years old, and it's very clearly one hundred
and twelve year old man swinging and kicking, and it's
(22:14):
they do a wide shot, so it kind of makes
it more apparent that that this is the fucking oldest
man alive.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
It's it's wild, dude, he looks like he had on
platforms too, like you know, like yeah, he was like
just learning, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
What I'm saying, Like it was like decrease, decrease mobility.
It's like John McCain out of the camp like very
like no overhands.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah, well okay before we go to break. I feel
like this this is sort of the big question at
hand is are you all living in fear of this threat?
I know you're John, You're saying you're cool with the
possibility of maybe reducing a little bit at a time.
Are you worried that this is like if you take
it beyond yourself. Are you worried that this is a
(23:03):
threat to man in the world or is this just
some bullshit if you know, you know kind of situation.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I don't think it's bullshit, man. I think the cell
phone shit could be true. Bro, I think the cell
phone shit could be true. I definitely believe I could
see it. Like Tyler was saying, we don't know the
effects of this ship you feel me like, Bro, I
could see I could see it being true.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
I believe I believe, man, I believe man is out
there out there, were du to tell you, we just
got to follow that with the X Files music and.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
But yeah, I mean I'm on the same ship johnn
Is Like me and wife you were trying to, you know,
conceee now, so so we're doing we're doing like real
boring ship, like like planning Tuesday sessions on her ovulation
right like and now now we're with a purpose and
on schedule and ship. So if it feels like the
cornyous shit I've ever done in my life, so I
(23:57):
cannot be going through.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
This for all for no mother right right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Do you so you don't keep you are you not
having yourself on your pocket for the time being?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Ship, I just put that motherfucker ever. I ain't gonna
lie t I.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I don't be talking about my notes when when when
it's time, you cut the phone after I gotta fire
tweet off.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'll hide it in my boot chip. It's gonna help me,
help me get this tweet.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All right, We're gonna yeah, oh no, please go.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I just just saying I'm still I'm still fifty to
fifty on it because part of me feels like it
could kill. Part of me worries what if it turbo
charges it. Nobody slipped at that angle yet what if
that gets you super n what if it gives you
fucking halt damn rates. That's what I'm saying, Like it
makes it even better. Nobody's gone from that side.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Cool mother, Well, yeah, I think if you're gonna play
that for yourself. We did take a break. We're gonna
be We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with
more Tyler and Johnny Moore. My mama told me all
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this travel begin, Maica.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where
we are discussing that nut.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That nut.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
We're talking to Tyler and John and we're figuring out
if that nut, in fact is being affected by everything
around us. Fellas I did a bunch of research, I'm
excited to dive into this first fact that I found
to be one hundred percent trough because, as I mentioned,
I was going through the process similar to what you're
talking about, Tyler, of like having to to like practice
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and prepare and fucking time out making a baby. I
went and got my nut tested and one of the
things that you find out when you go and do
that is that sperm counts across the board for humans
have actually dwindled, fallen by more than fifty percent around
the globe sort of in recent years. Fifty percent recent
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and less nut.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That's what I'm about as well.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And a mountain dew amount of time, I think is
the Also.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
Also, do you keep your dick hot? You seem like
you might keep your dick hot. And I know that
ships up wear. You wear drawls and you should wear
like boxer bre You gotta keep the ship.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You're got to be like two degrees lower than your body.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm never not going
to be offended by a nigga being like, do you
keep your dick hot? Because you seem like you would
keep your dick hote Like I don't even know what
it means, but I don't like how it feels warm.
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That's deeply offensive to me.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
I'm just saying, it seems like you keep it warm,
like you like that you said he said you look
like you were, like, was it like the whitey tidies, nigga,
that's what it keeps.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I don't like that. Yeah, I don't do that, and
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't like that that that's the energy I'm giving off.
So yeah, I think I think they're saying based off
of this article that I'm reading it somewhere around like
the seventies, the sixties and seventies, that these these numbers
began to dwindle, but especially.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
When Mountain Do come out.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
I was yellow five yellow five because it's just be
some kind of malt liquor shit nigga from black dynamite.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It could, right, you know what I'm saying, Old sodas
Mellow Yellow didn't help you dick out? Oh hell no,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, I wonder, but I do wonder that, like because
I do think mellow Okay, Mountain Dew came out in
nineteen forty, and my guess would be that Mellow Yellow
was before Mountain Dew. But maybe I'm wrong about that,
but I imagine it those one of those things where
they take the more poisonous route, you know what I mean.
Like the difference between Mellow Yellow and Mountain Dew is
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probably like one extra little drop of poison that makes
your dick shrink up like a raisin.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Liquor.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
That's That's what I'm Legit surprised, this is not It's
not a big deal made about this ship like.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Drop over the last we're doing something wrong.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, something something is correcter wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
When we're computers can invent it.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
That's tough that No, Like that's around nights at that time, right,
I mean they were still as big as fucking.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I think the question is like personal computers.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's what like the eighties right
like that. That's Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
He was a phone man.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
That was the one with the W.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I don't know Littlekowski. That's the Monsters, inc. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Own the Clippers. Yeah, Steve, I know basketball. Niggas no basketball.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, that's how I knew that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I would I know the niggasist if he did on
the Clippers. I've been like, oh, you feel me.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Olivia is saying that the first true laptop was nineteen
eighty one, nineteen Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
But then when did you but that was for nerds.
When did we get it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I feel like I didn't see a last ip for
like ninety five nine, Bro, we had a lab ninety
nine laptop.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Dude, I didn't see a laptop, nigga, I don't remember.
It probably was in the two thousands. Niggas like we
had we had computers that were like in homes.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Or ship you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Laptop old fish computers right in the house.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
With two Scenesigga, you had that last house on TV,
like like on a fucking show with a motherfucking a
fan on the lap talking about it real life.
Speaker 14 (29:57):
It wasn't living single Yeah yeah, yes, one in the
black neighborhoods, you feel, Yeah, laptop think get affordable to
like late nineties, right, but we've seen the motherfuckers all
do the nineties.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I thought it was laptop with the b until after
the towers fell like that second.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
I still get confused on that laptop.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
I thought it was laptop. Man, you always knew it
was laptop the whole time. Yeah, it goes in your lap,
all right, computer lab.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It makes sense. There's some connective issue there. Thank you
like to do that to me. He always does that
to me. I got a poetry degree. You don't know
what a laptop is. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Fellas, I owned up to what I did wrong, Maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You guys need to do the same. You have a
poetry degree though I do.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Don't don't tell anybody, they'll they'll beat me up for it.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But yeah, I told you, I told you, I told you. Goddamn,
I'm not gonna just take this ship for other man.
All right, everybody just be fucking cool. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now, now to the concern. I guess of of where
this reduction is coming from. One of the things that
they say and one of the things there is a
laundry list of things that they say can potentially affect
sperm count. So the list includes industrial chemicals, heavy metal exposure,
radiation or X rays, overheating the testicles, drug use, alcohol use,
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your occupation apparently can affect your testicle or your your nuts,
tobacco smoking, emotional stress, depression, weight, and sperm testing issues,
meaning like the testing of your sperm count. Doing it
over and over again, you're reducing your sperm count essentially
credit again, Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.
Speaker 16 (32:15):
Yeah, every time, gotchas credit Carmo minus one, brother, man.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's the worst thing to see.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Minus one.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
I'm working hard, sixty right right, the other one you.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
But but to the larger point, it does seem like
a fuck ton of things you can make your spine
way smaller than they started.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
As I guess, here's my question, and this is gonna
sound stupid, but I just do have to know it's rechargeable, right,
We're not working with like a finite amount of sperm
and working backwards. There's like if you want to curb
it at some point in your life, you can get
on like a right.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, I think it's not finite in the sense that
you will always continue to produce sperm. But I don't
think that you will produce at the same levels for
your entire life as you get older, right.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, And if they won't be as viral, they
won't be like, you know, great swimmers, they won't.
Speaker 17 (33:19):
Yeah right me not Yeah, they'll be me throwing punches,
fighting against the waterman and that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
But there's no like, there's no reparative, there's no like
repair situation. There's just like when you get tested, it's
that's that's as good as it's gonna be. Well, it's
a fight to keep that there.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
It's one of the things I think that you learn
when you go and get your sperm tested is that
they are measuring you for your age group, not necessarily
for like your total number. Right, So, like I'm thirty,
I was thirty four thirty five when we were trying
to figure out having a baby, which.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Meant like you're not like you're twenty two.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah, but they make that very clear that like I
am not in the twenty two to whatever twenty eight
year old bracket. I am in my thirty fucking thirty.
So nah, you got this much sperm to grow? Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Motherfucking like damn no, man, I spoke to Black and
Mild not three weeks ago. Ah, there's because I drink
a lot of water, you know, like like there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You can but like, like, what did you do?
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Swear water is medicine, niggas we swear. I mean it's
good to drink water, But water don't fix everything. You
get a broken leg, don't drink the water, nigga, take
your ass and a that water.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Ain't that.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
The waters The water is doing something, but it ain't.
It ain't heal in the world the way we thought
it would.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Right, But what did you do? You didn't have to
do anything. You you didn't start your get smoothies or
it just was me. Yeah you I.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I eventually started taking something called fertile Aid, which was
a drug that I found on Amazon that apparently was
meant to supplement that was meant to help, and it
did in fact help, but it also very recently, Uh,
I had my liver tested, like my blood work tested,
and they were like, this is concerning, and I think
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fertile was doing some other ship inside of me that
that I gotta hold accountable. We were just like, well,
come on, brother, come on, brother, we don't we don't.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
We don't read for that on the label.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Gotta do you mean the you mean the white man's ft,
the white federal drugs?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You gotta say you like this too.
Speaker 18 (35:58):
If you're talking about the Caucasian FDA, then no, sir,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
The creator of five S. J.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Whitey does not recommend. Yeah, I don't know if it
was FDA. I think it's FDA approved. I don't think
Amazon is allowed to do that yet, but maybe they are,
and I'm just ignorant. But I do think that that
sort of leads us to the larger conversation, right, is
that like there's a fuck ton of things that are
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FDA approved and are sort of like we're told is
technically safe for us to consume that very much is not,
you know what I mean? That really will kill us.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
They repeal stuff all the time, Ben Fenn, all that
shit zen like all that ship, right, bro.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
The side effects that you'll see on FDA proved drugs
and commercials, like how what hew? When?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Why is this white woman dancing? If you could, right,
this white woman just hit a coirl with some flowers
in her hair. My mother fuck can die for thinking
this ship and.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
This ship it should be trying to cure me, like
neck pain. Nigga, nigga.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking these pills for psoriasis. I'm
not trying to die.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm trying to turn this yellow big toe nail back.
Are you telling me I might die?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, I'm good. I'll just I'll be ugly with ugly
toenails from now.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Bro, I got I got a deep cut. It's it's
not fairly dealing with like male you know potency. But
but but it's still in the in the nut round.
We're still keeping ship sperm here.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Get in there.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
You know, we shouted out, We shout out the older
cousins as big you know, perhaps the greatest source of
misinformational black youth. My older cousin was too right, So
I think you got wow. Yeah, Because the Muslims are
a shouted the Muslim homes.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I love y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Like I said, my favorite older cousins Muslim because they
walked that fine line between like halala and haram where
it's just a cold mine for like conspiracy theory, right,
and you know, shouting the Muslim homies because they were
the ones that that hip doesn't told us pork was
and skittles, and that is an irrefutable fact.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's jelatin and that motherfucker that came from like pork.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
That's the only time was right though.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But we'll take you right, yeah, yeah, because because I
want a break call.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
But yeah, but I remember when we were kids. My
favorite older cousin was over and you know we I
was drinking some Sunday light. I asked him he wanted
some nah man, that shit got pig nut in it,
and he just like kept moving it. Did y'all hear
that ship?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm sorry, no, pignut.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I mean, the consistency for sure holds up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But if you drunk, you don't find a lot of
places in this world.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, regardless if it's true or.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Not, it's good that you didn't drink anymore, Sonnyda, you
can't ain't.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That wasn't it, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's
not juice.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
I was like, you don't want to prove a point
that way, you know what I mean? Like your cousins like, yeah,
there's pigging that in there, and you're like, so, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Just I just shut up, and and that was it
for me. I couldn't let the cool cousin down. Man.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
It's it's fascinating you would bring up Sunny D because
I was sort of going down a list and we
actually talked about this when Hannibal came on the show
a year or so ago. But I was going down
a list of other products that that yellow number five
is contained in, and it includes like Twinkies and a
lot of like those processed pastries. Obviously Mountain Dew, but
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Sonny D, kool Aid jammers, several varieties of Gatorade and
power Aide kool.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Aid jammers, though not the powder.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What's what?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
What was the kool Aid jammer? What we were talking
them up to though? It was getting sucked up?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Come on, man, everybody was drinking.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh we needed.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I was a squeeze it, man, Okay, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm sure squeeze it was doing right by our community,
unlike kool Aid jammers. I'm squeeze that really cared about.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Also a lot of that Tampa CoA. Do you remember Tampa.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, it was orange, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah, that must have had it in there. Tang probably
had some ship in it too, though.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, I think I think.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Anything that was a unnatural color of a color we
know it probably had yellow number five in it.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I drank so much blue Raspberry ship growing up.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
I thought that was yeah, candy corn eminem Starburst, additionally
Captain Crunch and other breakfast cereals. And then it finally
frozen treats like popsicles, like you know, freeze pops and
ship have yellow numbers. Yeah, yep, thet what about those
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little jugs like a quarterbah? Yes, I'm gonna go so
far as to say, yes.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
The cooler I see.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
And Niggas was addicted to that. Niggas, Yeah, it had
slimer on it.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
That was the one that was.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
That was the one. Two boards when I remember when
when those blue Raspberry blowpops dropped and it was like, bro,
come on man, it was like Apple was gotta get
their corners back.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Right now. It's like the tower spell in the.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Wire, Like, yeah, I there's so many things that I
know I was the victim of in terms of like products,
like just they sold me they got when Sprite remixed,
I was like, I am bought the fucking and this
is my company. I will believe in y'all forever, you
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know what I mean. And and the the possibility that
Yellow Number five was likely in all of those things
would certainly explain why my sperm count or certainly my
sperm has morphed the way that it has.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
You know what really got me Starburst jelly beans. I
think that was the best candy that doing our lifetime.
I don't think been anything else after that, Bro, we
had reached the peak Nigga, and you didn't know that
Yellow five was crazy in that month.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I think there's a case for that. I think there's
a case for that, Like Nigga after that was good.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
When that ship, I was like, oh, they just really
did this ship?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You feel me?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
And it's nothing that's hit like that since Bro, no
new can.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I will say that this all sort of reminds me
of what I've long referred to as the hot dog theory.
This this sort of reminds the hot dog theory. And
this is truly some bullshit I made up. But whenever
you talk to motherfuckers that are like reasonably healthy, they
tell you all the things that are wrong with hot dogs. Oh,
they're just the leftover pieces of all the bullshit. There's hair,
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there's bone in there, whatever the fuck they claim is
inside of a hot dog, And that is objectively true.
Hot Dogs are fucking gross. They are bad for you,
but they completely ignore all the other things that they
are eating that are equally bad for you.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, don't talk to me if you eat drugs out
of a bag, don't tell me what you got eight
dirty fingers in there. I can't eat a hot dog.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Come on, man, there's holes in your brain hot dogs.
But I do think, I do think at its core,
this is sort of what we're up against, is like,
this is just an issue of of everything being poisoned
and you gotta kind of pick your poisons, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, it feels like, what's that, what's that? What's that statement?
There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, That's what it feels like.
It's like you're just gonna get They're gonna get you.
One way or another.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Man. Yeah, you said all the ship that they had.
I'm like, this is all the things that we ate, Like,
I know it's in ramen too. I know it's niggas live.
That's what I wor. I ate so much chicken ramen, Dude.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
That was a foundation of my like you know what
I'm saying, diet for like five years.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
It seems like when they fill up them little ramen packets,
if they're not full all the way, they just pour
yellow number five men. Yeah, a little extra, you know
what I mean, just to make it all the way full.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Because when you open it, you're like, I know this
is bad. You know it's bad. You know it's so
so bad.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Yeah, bro, I remember in college we told the homie
were paying five bucks if he ate up ramen season
and packing couldn't drink water for an hour, And he
did that ship.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Fu five bucks a lot of money. Though I lived
five US for a week in college one week.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I don't know if I'm still correct, but that's like
forty more ramens.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Fuck something like that. What a mean game? An hour?
An hour? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (45:06):
With his hides, I turned ray did John had to
put your money together to get them five dollars.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Though, because niggas was broke, he's put a dollar. This
is like refund check season. We were balling our squid
games basically about refund checked, like from the college refund
check or the attack when we was getting fifteen hundred.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
That college refund check was crazy.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Nigga, Jordan Me Jersey Me'll sitting around like emperors being
like you there boy, yeah, throw.
Speaker 10 (45:37):
Shekels at him. Yeah, he's the powder of my newsles
bro got food stamps one time, Nigga. I was making
Deli sandwiches.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
Nigga like, yeah, gray pupon, not pupon, great pupon, that
motherfucker and looking at me crazy like drooling like, yeah, stamps, Nigga,
who stands by yourself?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
You go nuts. I don't have a whole I don't
have like a family. Oh man, you put it.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
That'll make you put a slice of bread in the
middle of your sandwich, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I was, and I would I would go to Whole
Foods because they would pretend like they didn't know how
to run the card, you know what.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
I mean, Be like, I don't know, I never I've
never seen this before.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Run it back from behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, I know what I got.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, it's not a chip. No, you don't chip it.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, we don't have the government doesn't have that technology.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
You gotta type the number in the back.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
You gotta type it in.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Honestly, somebody's gonna call you and they're gonna ask for
my address.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
All right.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
The final question I guess is uh. And then maybe
this is this can leave our listeners with a little
bit of hope as we move forward in all of
this is do you all feel like there's something we
can do about this? Is there is there a change
that we can make?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Can we?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Martin Luther King? Our sperm counts into a freedom that
we we once had or need to have.
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Me not to be realistic, but that's a lot of
ship that is in there.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Bro, I think Babylon has got a fall. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
It seems like it's I don't know what. I guess,
some type of a vegan.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Man, it could be in the vegetables.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
As well, right, it was in the kool aid, bro
we cooked you know.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
It might be a rap man.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
I need to be my phone away from my dig Bro,
I might not have as me as.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
To take off for causes.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Bro, I'm about to cancel the words with friends.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
It sounds like you listen, I misbehaved and you misbehaved,
and it different way, But but it sounds like we
were both acking up.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Tyler.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
You where I know Bory is not believing in this. John, No, Tyler,
are you on the same train where I just don't
think we know what we need to do to remedy it.
You know what I'm saying, like like we've seen that
there's for short drop in it, But where the fuck
is it coming from? Is coming from our cell phones
being our pockets, It's coming from our laps? Is it
(48:24):
coming from us walking through magnetic fucking you know cell
phone feels every everywhere we go like.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
We don't know how to combat it.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Is it coming from the oppression, the oppression of capitalism?
Is it coming from us even in a fucking a
vice our entire life? I think there's so many quality
of life things that it could probably have to do
with as well, that are like more systemic. I would
I would imagine.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I don't know even the idea that they are. They're
just citing like depression and like like a bad mood
as a way of producing less sperm, tells you enough
that like, yo, even even if I avoid the bad
foods and like avoid the microwaves or whatever, the thing
that potentially is a threat at its core, just living
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life is gonna make my sperm dwindled to damn near nothing.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Nature is so cruel and efficient at the same time.
It's like, bro, nigga, you sad, you need to go
die like we don't need.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Any more like it.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Wow, we don't want you, and we don't want anybody
keeping you alive, so we won't. We won't let you reproduce,
so that there's some motherfucker that makes a ventilator for
you to keep living.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Cold game, man, God, damn goddamn boy. Are you a comrade?
What you a comrade?
Speaker 11 (49:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, okay, I
paid taxes. I'm a I'm a happy capital. Hey, I'm
I'm deep. Don't look deep in this podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm much closer to that though, girl, than he is.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
He just is.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
He'll dip his toe every once in a while because
they spend too much time.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'd just like to talk with my friends.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
But my man is uh, he's sitting on a pile
of gold right now.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Don't do that either. Don't do that either.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't got I got a regular amount.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Of that, man said, don't the comment on the jails,
don't come to my ship, stay in my ground. That's
all you need to know about what.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
I well fellas, this was. This was magical, John John Tyler,
could you tell the people where they can find you
and what cool ship you guys have going on?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yeah, man, you can find us doing the Jenkins and
Jones podcast dropping every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday on the
Volume Network. It's me John and the white guy who
was apsent here one of the good white you're a
fan of, will be a fan of one of the
good ones. But yeah, yeah, that's it man. You can
find us on Twitter, Dragonfly Jones, my mane throw Jethro
(50:59):
Jenkins preciate you having a song man it was a
black Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Thanks, great boy.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
You want to tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Uh ju June eighteenth, you can find me headlining the
DC Improv with Jamel Johnson is going to be a
great time. May nineteenth, Denver, Colorado, High note comedy. We're
bringing in Brad Sativa down from Arkansas. And other than that,
watch Royal Crackers on HBO.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Fuck yeah, And as always, you can follow me at
Langston Kerman in May nineteenth and twentieth, or yeah, nineteenth
and twentieth, I'll be in Cleveland at Hilarities and then June.
God damn it, it don't matter. Just follow me. I'll
figure it out. I should have had these dates prepped.
I didn't. I speak, you speaks, and boy do you
(51:47):
get self conscious when you start scrolling. You're like, wait,
that ain't it. That ain't it? Anyway, The point is
follow follow everybody here there. They're all wonderful people. And
as always, you can send us your conspiracy theories, your drops,
your at accusations of what's happening to our nuts to
mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
hear from you.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
We did it, by bitch, Stay off the damn we
dump the government growing babies.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
My growth chips in your nabies.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
All Kuala bears are.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Racist, the ostal layers, the money ours and many turkey stuff.
I can't tell me
That Sprite giving us our own flavors. I think it
could have worked.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
With my real nigga Raspberry Yah.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Some type of a Cadillac Orange situation. I think they
could have.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Made a lot of Elderberry's right, just like you don't
vote Pineapple like I would have bought it.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Doesn't chips in your eas.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Kuala bears are racists.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The money she's inventing turny stuff, I can't tell me.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What dot dot dot dang. Welcome to My Mama told me.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
The podcast when we dived deep, deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And we work to prove that Starry Soda is in
fact a scam run by the Sprite company to try
to pick up on where they left off in the
nineties advertising to the hip hop generation who was Starry
for It's for black people.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm I'm Lexon kerman In and I'm not fighting this.
This feels like it's got a legitimate thing. This feels
like Sprite was losing some ground. They were losing steam,
they were losing and they were like, we gotta we
gotta rebranded.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
John jump In, don't be scared of it. You got
started in your face. Hey, I totally agree with you.
I vividly remember the mid nineties Sprite push when they
had like Harris one and Grandfood, Like but real, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Right, I don't remember this shit in my driving. Yeah,
you're tripping, tripping.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
They brought empty Shannold ass back in the nineties for
this ship.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I didn't remember that.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I felt like like Sprite got off the fucking rapper
promoting train after their Drake campaign when that motherfucker face
came apart.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Candidate Robot Drake handed it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, that was that was the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But they had the votron you remember with that.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they had the five Deadly Venners with
like five female and season ship.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
They was heavy into that raption and like, yeah, yeah fight.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I feel like Sprite was exclusively a black product for
a while and then and then they just sort of
like they had to commit to letting other motherfuckers do it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
It could have been our generation's ginger Ale, but I
feel like they lost their way.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah yeah, but Starry's trying to do it. They're trying
to come back with I see nothing but starting commercials
during the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Damn. Yeah, my motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Kicky Palmer like making out with a goddamn puddle up
a man.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
And who was and who's blacker than.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The most fifty five year old black woman in a
twenty year old I think about.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Listen, Kiki march for our civil rights and we got
to be grateful to her.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She's like, she's like a black panther. There's always been Akik.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You just got to eat the purple barette and you
become the new Kiky Palmer. Our guests today, they're already,
they're already here, they're already fucking around with us. We
we couldn't be more grateful that they're here. You know
them best as the as two of the three co
hosts of the Jenkin and Jones podcast.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The other one's not here because he's white.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. He's as
black as can be.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
We we we could not invite Mike. Unfortunately, we put
we put his face up in the window with his
driver's license and below it. He is not welcome here.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But what the fuck, Mike, Mother fucking Mike, you're HEAs
only composition.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm sorry, yeah, and don't and don't listen to it, man,
just listen to just shout you out real quick and
turn it off. This ain't for you. But they are.
They are hilarious, they are they are talented, they are
insightful as it comes to the world of sports. That
it's it's Dragonfly Jones, Tyler and and John and and
(04:28):
God damn it, Why am I fucking this up? You
don't God, Yeah, it's just throw Jenkins and Dragonfly Jones.
It's Tyler and John. Come on, y'all, what's up the hell?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I want to give y'all props on y'all theme song.
I don't know how to fuck y'all made a spooky
G funk track. It's like y'all told ninety four wards
you to give y'all some RLN on it ship thing though.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
I'm going to research Kowala's being racist too, man. I
need more information on that dog I got.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I got a whole subreddit for you know, I'll be
I'll be real once when I when it was originally conceived,
it was bullshit.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
But then you start, you start looking for the right
kind of information and you find it. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
That's the bullshit that I believe in Dog. Yeah, racist,
I would have tapped it. I need a whole podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sure, a bunch of clamydia harboring Trump voters just high.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
To do that, right, Yeah, No, they're very sick. It's
like they're it's like the thing is.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Transmitted with them to yes, like senior citizens homes.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Right, Yeah, they passed that motherfucking around crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
If I'm not mistaken, Chlamydia is like their HPV where
it's like, no, everybody's got the ship and it just
is you know what I mean, It's just whether or
not it's going to kill you, is the conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
When I saw like the HPV joints like three to
every four nigga.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh yeah, bro, I learned that a like eighteen. I'm like,
why are they talking about this? I just you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Feel me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Seventy five?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Hell yeah, three out of four. I told you I
was a nigga before.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Yes, you nig yes you No, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I still haven't been tested for it.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, I mean you kill me for it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, Okay, I've gotten the thing back and it never
said anything about you.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
If you give it to somebody else, that's how fucked
up it is.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I still got my hairline. I feel like that means
I don't have each it's probably right.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That feels if their hairline is tight, you could be
HTV free all night.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Lock up, man, you I got it.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
I might got a few strange we're talking about to
swim without my hat on? You know what I'm saying,
hands to me right here. Because he was like, Bory,
that is.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Worth you knowing before before we dive into this podcast
that John not only is a very talented podcaster, but
he's also a nigga learning to swim.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh God, bless me.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
That is blessed something in the one percent right there,
welcome a PODCASTA bro.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I could swim too. My mom made me because she's
super African. I could swim too. That's good for you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, but but I I caught him learning to swim
when I was taking my daughter to her swim glasses.
This nigga is just in a po.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Comminations under the water and they ain't gonna but splastic.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And yes, that is the first time we met in person.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, wait, like, can you swim?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I can swim well enough to to not have to
go to the glasses.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't think I can keep up with anybody who
cares about themselves for real. But I you know what
I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna die in
a pool. I'll die in the ocean, but I'm not
gonna die in a pool. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, that's better than most niggas, dog, I think so
none of my homies, no honest, swim except Tyler Dog.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, Tyler you're you're a You're a swim dude, are
you just like?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I have parents will put me in that ship when
I was like five or six. Man, I mean, that's
really all that comes down to.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Did your parents, you know, put you in some classes
and make you learn? Like, That's basically what it comes down. Yeah,
as the parents that did that ship for me. So
breaking for that.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, speaking of parents, we you came to us with
a parenting progeny. Our listeners will be pretty impressed with
the Segway once they realize is how masterful that was.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You came to.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Us with a conspiracy theory that that I'm so excited
to talk about. We we've almost covered this subject a
little bit in the past, but never to the depth
that you guys, I think are gonna end up taking it.
The conspiracy is my mama told me everything kills your sperm.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Count every mother tell us, I'm pleased. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I think my first introduction to sperm killing conspiracy theories
was pretty much all of ours, which was Mountain Dew
when we were kids. Right, Like mountain Dew, Bro, you
did not touch it. You go to any flying reunion,
you got, any black fami reunion, that cooler mountain de
gonna be the last motherfucker so to take it, which
which might be because it's trash, you know, in a vacuum.
(09:53):
But I do feel like the motherfucking conspiracy theories that
mountain who kills your sperm, you know, plays a big
part in that. And I heard back from you know where,
of course, which I think is I heard it from
my cool older cousin, And I think the cool older cousin.
I don't think there's any one demographic that's PRESDS misinformation
to black youth more than the cool older cousin. Oh yeah,
(10:17):
that's where I heard that shit from him, And Bro,
I believe he was the coolest motherfucker on the plan
to be so anything he said was low to me
back then.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, my my older cousin told me to always keeping
keep a pen in my pocket so I could get numbers.
And I truly still do that to this day. I'm married.
I got a but a nigga keep a pen in
his pocket. Come on down, have it, no paper though,
(10:44):
no paper? You know what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (10:47):
What's interesting about that ship is niggas like we didn't
want to fuck with Mountain Dew when we heard it, right,
But I remember white boys using it as like contraceptors,
like I can't get her pregnant.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
I'm talking about to do like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I never like, I never heard somebody.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Intentionally that was like keep it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's that That should have been the marketing the whole time.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Mountain Dew really dropped the ball. They could have been
like we we are the second line of defense behind
condoms for men.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Or you don't have to wear condoms, you don't have
to put this balloon on your dick to have sex.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Just drink Mountain New you feel.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Well before we go any further I do. It would
be I'd be remiss if I didn't make this confession.
And we've talked about this a fuck ton on the podcast.
I was a Mountain Dew ass kid. You were, and
and I'm not proud of that. I want to be clear.
Bory likes to pretend like I was proud of that,
but I I within reflectively a Mountain Dew, kid, was.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It your only option?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Because one of the main reasons I cannot dress that ship
is when when I would go to my grand When
I would go to my grandma's house in the summer,
she lived in a motherfucking country, middle of nowhere. Country
has sound called red Oak Virginia. And you know that
shit country is named after a fucking tree, right, like
red Old Virginia, Like thirty thirty miles from from North Carolina, not.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Even multiple trees right on.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
One oak. Right.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
So so, Bro, we was in the middle of nowhere,
no cable TV. She was one of them. You ain't
hooking that Nintendo up and messing my TV up, grandma, bro,
And the only soda she ever had was Mountain Dew. Nigga,
that shit tastes like days of our lives. God, I
can't never trick that. That shit tastes like price.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Is right, I'll be honest. Whatever their ads were doing
just spoke to me. I was like, if this is
gonna make me extreme I'm fucking into it and I
was a Mountain dew ass. I did it for a
long time.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Man. That's okay, man, No it's not.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
No, it's not That's why.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's why I love space. That's why I love space.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
For y'all talk, I needed to apologize. I needed to
be up front before we get get any further into this.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Bro, there there's only one other liquid the same color
Mountain Dew, and that's Anti Freeze.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like you will never find anywhere else.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
To look. I'm not proud of this, but but but
just just be careful with your words moving forward. Remember
remember hurt people. Hurt people.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know, I'll tell you what though.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know, we were talking about how Sprite fun, but
I feel like Mountain Dew fully recognized their lane white boy,
gamer dude, and immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They gave them their own flavors.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, right right, I will say the only the only
company I think that nailed it almost as well as
Sprat did in terms of like locking in was like
Fanta Phanta was like, yeah, we were going directly at
people who want to go to the Dominican one day.
(13:59):
If you if you even dreamed of dating a lady
that doesn't look your race.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Come on, I have a yo.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I have a Fanto beef though, because when I was
a kid, my mom used to buy Fanta from the
African grocery store and in the mid early nineties it
was not cool.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It was a foreigner beverage and you were al booties
back in the night.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Didn't get hot until they brought the ninety four Phanta
was not sexy, not sexy at all.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
We was drinking fancy with Chinese food, like I could
say Louis in the summers, nigga, you.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Know, like a strawberry fan to kind of turned the
top of the strawber game that a strawberry fan and
a honey by nigga.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
That was my nigga.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Was was Fanta, And forgive my ignorance, I only knew
Fanta once it became the tropical beverage that we all
know and love. Was it previously less flavors?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Was it like it was just orange when I was.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Little orange pine app Well, I think the yellow one
has been around.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He pants.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I ain't even a solda do with that. That ship
go crazy with some shrimp fried rice.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
My niggas.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
They they figured out their ship and they they do
it well, I fuck with Fanta hard uh that said you? So,
So Mountain Dew becomes the the birthplace at which you
start to explore sperm count, or at least the the
reduction of it. Where does this take you? Where does
this go? If I have more conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
And I wanted to check with you guys about because
I was thinking about My apartment complex has always had
those green boxes, those electric boxes, and I used to
sit on them just like hours, and.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I've worried that that was our town hall when we
were kids out.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I worried about that, watching watching people fight and stuff,
and I've worried that that is probably diminished, you know
what I mean. I'm worried that that had a toll
because it's like if it's all that electricity, course, it
can't be good on like developing nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And if you sit on that, motherfucker, it's nuts right
on top of that nuts.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's right on that for hours, sweating through my Charlotte
Hornet shirts.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You were the cool kid though. Yeah, that was the move, baby,
you feel me?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
That was that was fashion right, that was fast like
a motherfucker, you feel me?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, there's no way static shock had good uh sperm count,
you know what I mean, Like, yeah, he got the powers,
but he lost something also, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Like if you remember, they would like hum like there
was like a low hemmet with him.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Man.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Cell phones too, I think, like the phone in the pocket.
I think i've heard that tool keep the cell phone
out of your pocket. You know, I mean some whole
tep shit I heard in the barbershop, you know what
I mean. I don't know if y'all on your lap,
computer on you heard that.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, I've definitely heard laptop. I've definitely heard cell phone
in the pocket. I think i've heard any sort of
electrical things in your pocket that like anything even kind
of electric related near you, Dick is bad for it. Microwaves.
Have y'all heard that? Microwaves?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't know it was.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I don't know what affected the dick. I thought it
affected the brain.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, I think I think it's hitting all the sweet spots.
Hey listen, Hey, microwaves came to please.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Microwaves.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
Everything is kids though, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
like dog, so we fucked I should you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
We should be Yeah, No, I don't think it's gonna go, well, uh,
moving any of these things are are objectively true. I
guess the question that I'll direct back to you guys
is how much are you bought into this? Like are
you proactively or actively attempting to deflect any of these
sperm reducing threats or you're like, hey, life is life,
(17:55):
I'm moving forward. It don't matter.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
I mean, I just avoid Mountain because it's discussed, right,
But I mean, you know, honestly, we don't know the
We don't know the long term effects of cell phones
and laptops. This is new technology, bro like, and you
know these motherfuckers do every fucking thing. I mean, bro
like like, I think you have to at least consider
the possibility.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I have an air frar and that's because maybe one
day I'd like to have a kid. And it gets
ripped all to grease. It's like it's the two first.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah, my dad had a kid at fifty, So I
do believe this ship. But I feel like my ship
might be it might be good to lower it a
little bit, you know what I mean. I don't want
to kid at fifty, you know what I'm saying. I
feel like I'm young enough, you know, what I'm saying, like,
you know, I don't think I need to.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So you're you are a father? Were y'all trying?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
No? This was so so you Nigga.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
What's crazy is I thought I thought my dick was
broke d you know what I mean, Like I was.
My percentages were better, pulling prey was better than condoms, nigga,
you know what I'm saying. Like, and so she told me,
I'm like, okay, you know, I was like, it's like, wow,
I thought, but no, So I kind of feel like,
you know, I might be good.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You know, damn you're you're better than me because we
were trying for a year.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
And uh, well that's how I do.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
That's exactly That's what I really do. Think it's the
do and and Olivia is putting this in the chat,
but it is worth noting that Robert de Niro apparently
just had a kid two days ago at at age
seventy nine. He just had a baby, So no doing
his system, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
What I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, dude was a black baby on he only messes
with black women.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Oh really, I'm sure he's married two different black women,
I believe, if I'm not mistaken to two of them things.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yeah, bro, like like going back to my my granny's house.
She had all the motherfucking jets, every fucking you know,
this weekend photo section he posted up with a black
woman somewhere.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Yeah, prob he was Wait, he was a jet magazine,
white dude, he was a magazine this weekend photos.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
The white guy. He was one of them. He was.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
He was just at black parties in the background sometimes
like is that Bobby.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They would have pictures of this man coming out of
Sylvia's in Harlem, which is like, you know, the soul
food spot in New York City with his black girlation.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Just grab him but baby, And that was back when
you could kiss on the mouth. He was just kissing
mouths and grabbing butts. Oh, Bobby, d.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I know, yeah, that's that's not a gift. That's not
a gift at that point, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I feel really bad for the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't know his dad.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
For like forty minutes, they're just gonna be wiping each
other's mouths and each.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Other how to brush the feat in the reverse order.
Both of them gonna be wearing diapers.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
They just got to get a big gate for the stairs.
It's gotta go all the way up for the little
baby and the big baby.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
So how much money does he have left? Does he
have another baby money?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, I thought he was broke because he was a
dirty grand blood. That's you don't He.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Was also in the in that Scorsese Netflix ship. You know,
Netflix got stupid fuck yes, and I think I think
the man owns nobu. He's he's fine forever. I don't
know he'll be okay.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Did you eat somebody up in that Netflix movie too?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah, Like in the movie, I was like, niggas, come on, bro,
I remember the homie said it looked like a Team America,
the American World Police.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's one of the most miraculous choices in film history,
in my opinion, because it's not only that he beats
somebody up, but it's when they try to de age
him in the scene. So he is meant to be
like eighteen years old, and it's very clearly one hundred
and twelve year old man swinging and kicking, and it's
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they do a wide shot, so it kind of makes
it more apparent that that this is the fucking oldest
man alive.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
It's it's wild, dude, he looks like he had on
platforms too, like you know, like yeah, he was like
just learning, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
What I'm saying, Like it was like decrease, decrease mobility.
It's like John McCain out of the camp like very
like no overhands.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah, well okay before we go to break. I feel
like this this is sort of the big question at
hand is are you all living in fear of this threat?
I know you're John, You're saying you're cool with the
possibility of maybe reducing a little bit at a time.
Are you worried that this is like if you take
it beyond yourself. Are you worried that this is a
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threat to man in the world or is this just
some bullshit if you know, you know kind of situation.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
I don't think it's bullshit, man. I think the cell
phone shit could be true. Bro, I think the cell
phone shit could be true. I definitely believe I could
see it. Like Tyler was saying, we don't know the
effects of this ship you feel me like, Bro, I
could see I could see it being true.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
I believe I believe, man, I believe man is out
there out there, were du to tell you, we just
got to follow that with the X Files music and.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
But yeah, I mean I'm on the same ship johnn
Is Like me and wife you were trying to, you know,
conceee now, so so we're doing we're doing like real
boring ship, like like planning Tuesday sessions on her ovulation
right like and now now we're with a purpose and
on schedule and ship. So if it feels like the
cornyous shit I've ever done in my life, so I
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cannot be going through.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
This for all for no mother right right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Do you so you don't keep you are you not
having yourself on your pocket for the time being?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Ship, I just put that motherfucker ever. I ain't gonna
lie t I.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I don't be talking about my notes when when when
it's time, you cut the phone after I gotta fire
tweet off.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'll hide it in my boot chip. It's gonna help me,
help me get this tweet.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All right, We're gonna yeah, oh no, please go.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I just just saying I'm still I'm still fifty to
fifty on it because part of me feels like it
could kill. Part of me worries what if it turbo
charges it. Nobody slipped at that angle yet what if
that gets you super n what if it gives you
fucking halt damn rates. That's what I'm saying, Like it
makes it even better. Nobody's gone from that side.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Cool mother, Well, yeah, I think if you're gonna play
that for yourself. We did take a break. We're gonna
be We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with
more Tyler and Johnny Moore. My mama told me all
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this travel begin, Maica.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where
we are discussing that nut.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That nut.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
We're talking to Tyler and John and we're figuring out
if that nut, in fact is being affected by everything
around us. Fellas I did a bunch of research, I'm
excited to dive into this first fact that I found
to be one hundred percent trough because, as I mentioned,
I was going through the process similar to what you're
talking about, Tyler, of like having to to like practice
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and prepare and fucking time out making a baby. I
went and got my nut tested and one of the
things that you find out when you go and do
that is that sperm counts across the board for humans
have actually dwindled, fallen by more than fifty percent around
the globe sort of in recent years. Fifty percent recent
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and less nut.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That's what I'm about as well.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
And a mountain dew amount of time, I think is
the Also.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
Also, do you keep your dick hot? You seem like
you might keep your dick hot. And I know that
ships up wear. You wear drawls and you should wear
like boxer bre You gotta keep the ship.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You're got to be like two degrees lower than your body.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm never not going
to be offended by a nigga being like, do you
keep your dick hot? Because you seem like you would
keep your dick hote Like I don't even know what
it means, but I don't like how it feels warm.
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That's deeply offensive to me.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
I'm just saying, it seems like you keep it warm,
like you like that you said he said you look
like you were, like, was it like the whitey tidies, nigga,
that's what it keeps.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I don't like that. Yeah, I don't do that, and
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't like that that that's the energy I'm giving off.
So yeah, I think I think they're saying based off
of this article that I'm reading it somewhere around like
the seventies, the sixties and seventies, that these these numbers
began to dwindle, but especially.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
When Mountain Do come out.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
I was yellow five yellow five because it's just be
some kind of malt liquor shit nigga from black dynamite.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
It could, right, you know what I'm saying, Old sodas
Mellow Yellow didn't help you dick out? Oh hell no,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, I wonder, but I do wonder that, like because
I do think mellow Okay, Mountain Dew came out in
nineteen forty, and my guess would be that Mellow Yellow
was before Mountain Dew. But maybe I'm wrong about that,
but I imagine it those one of those things where
they take the more poisonous route, you know what I mean.
Like the difference between Mellow Yellow and Mountain Dew is
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probably like one extra little drop of poison that makes
your dick shrink up like a raisin.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Liquor.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
That's That's what I'm Legit surprised, this is not It's
not a big deal made about this ship like.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Drop over the last we're doing something wrong.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, something something is correcter wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
When we're computers can invent it.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
That's tough that No, Like that's around nights at that time, right,
I mean they were still as big as fucking.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
I think the question is like personal computers.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's what like the eighties right
like that. That's Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
He was a phone man.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
That was the one with the W.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I don't know Littlekowski. That's the Monsters, inc. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Own the Clippers. Yeah, Steve, I know basketball. Niggas no basketball.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, that's how I knew that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I would I know the niggasist if he did on
the Clippers. I've been like, oh, you feel me.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Olivia is saying that the first true laptop was nineteen
eighty one, nineteen Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
But then when did you but that was for nerds.
When did we get it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I feel like I didn't see a last ip for
like ninety five nine, Bro, we had a lab ninety
nine laptop.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Dude, I didn't see a laptop, nigga, I don't remember.
It probably was in the two thousands. Niggas like we
had we had computers that were like in homes.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Or ship you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Laptop old fish computers right in the house.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
With two Scenesigga, you had that last house on TV,
like like on a fucking show with a motherfucking a
fan on the lap talking about it real life.
Speaker 14 (29:57):
It wasn't living single Yeah yeah, yes, one in the
black neighborhoods, you feel, Yeah, laptop think get affordable to
like late nineties, right, but we've seen the motherfuckers all
do the nineties.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I thought it was laptop with the b until after
the towers fell like that second.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
I still get confused on that laptop.
Speaker 15 (30:17):
I thought it was laptop. Man, you always knew it
was laptop the whole time. Yeah, it goes in your lap,
all right, computer lab.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
It makes sense. There's some connective issue there. Thank you
like to do that to me. He always does that
to me. I got a poetry degree. You don't know
what a laptop is. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Fellas, I owned up to what I did wrong, Maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You guys need to do the same. You have a
poetry degree though I do.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Don't don't tell anybody, they'll they'll beat me up for it.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But yeah, I told you, I told you, I told you. Goddamn,
I'm not gonna just take this ship for other man.
All right, everybody just be fucking cool. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now, now to the concern. I guess of of where
this reduction is coming from. One of the things that
they say and one of the things there is a
laundry list of things that they say can potentially affect
sperm count. So the list includes industrial chemicals, heavy metal exposure,
radiation or X rays, overheating the testicles, drug use, alcohol use,
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your occupation apparently can affect your testicle or your your nuts,
tobacco smoking, emotional stress, depression, weight, and sperm testing issues,
meaning like the testing of your sperm count. Doing it
over and over again, you're reducing your sperm count essentially
credit again, Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.
Speaker 16 (32:15):
Yeah, every time, gotchas credit Carmo minus one, brother, man.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's the worst thing to see.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Minus one.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
I'm working hard, sixty right right, the other one you.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
But but to the larger point, it does seem like
a fuck ton of things you can make your spine
way smaller than they started.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
As I guess, here's my question, and this is gonna
sound stupid, but I just do have to know it's rechargeable, right,
We're not working with like a finite amount of sperm
and working backwards. There's like if you want to curb
it at some point in your life, you can get
on like a right.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, I think it's not finite in the sense that
you will always continue to produce sperm. But I don't
think that you will produce at the same levels for
your entire life as you get older, right.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, And if they won't be as viral, they
won't be like, you know, great swimmers, they won't.
Speaker 17 (33:19):
Yeah right me not Yeah, they'll be me throwing punches,
fighting against the waterman and that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
But there's no like, there's no reparative, there's no like
repair situation. There's just like when you get tested, it's
that's that's as good as it's gonna be. Well, it's
a fight to keep that there.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
It's one of the things I think that you learn
when you go and get your sperm tested is that
they are measuring you for your age group, not necessarily
for like your total number. Right, So, like I'm thirty,
I was thirty four thirty five when we were trying
to figure out having a baby, which.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Meant like you're not like you're twenty two.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah, but they make that very clear that like I
am not in the twenty two to whatever twenty eight
year old bracket. I am in my thirty fucking thirty.
So nah, you got this much sperm to grow? Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Motherfucking like damn no, man, I spoke to Black and
Mild not three weeks ago. Ah, there's because I drink
a lot of water, you know, like like there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You can but like, like, what did you do?
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Swear water is medicine, niggas we swear. I mean it's
good to drink water, But water don't fix everything. You
get a broken leg, don't drink the water, nigga, take
your ass and a that water.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Ain't that.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
The waters The water is doing something, but it ain't.
It ain't heal in the world the way we thought
it would.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Right, But what did you do? You didn't have to
do anything. You you didn't start your get smoothies or
it just was me. Yeah you I.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I eventually started taking something called fertile Aid, which was
a drug that I found on Amazon that apparently was
meant to supplement that was meant to help, and it
did in fact help, but it also very recently, Uh,
I had my liver tested, like my blood work tested,
and they were like, this is concerning, and I think
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fertile was doing some other ship inside of me that
that I gotta hold accountable. We were just like, well,
come on, brother, come on, brother, we don't we don't.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
We don't read for that on the label.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Gotta do you mean the you mean the white man's ft,
the white federal drugs?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You gotta say you like this too.
Speaker 18 (35:58):
If you're talking about the Caucasian FDA, then no, sir,
absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
The creator of five S. J.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Whitey does not recommend. Yeah, I don't know if it
was FDA. I think it's FDA approved. I don't think
Amazon is allowed to do that yet, but maybe they are,
and I'm just ignorant. But I do think that that
sort of leads us to the larger conversation, right, is
that like there's a fuck ton of things that are
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FDA approved and are sort of like we're told is
technically safe for us to consume that very much is not,
you know what I mean? That really will kill us.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
They repeal stuff all the time, Ben Fenn, all that
shit zen like all that ship, right, bro.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
The side effects that you'll see on FDA proved drugs
and commercials, like how what hew? When?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Why is this white woman dancing? If you could, right,
this white woman just hit a coirl with some flowers
in her hair. My mother fuck can die for thinking
this ship and.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
This ship it should be trying to cure me, like
neck pain. Nigga, nigga.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking these pills for psoriasis. I'm
not trying to die.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm trying to turn this yellow big toe nail back.
Are you telling me I might die?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, I'm good. I'll just I'll be ugly with ugly
toenails from now.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Bro, I got I got a deep cut. It's it's
not fairly dealing with like male you know potency. But
but but it's still in the in the nut round.
We're still keeping ship sperm here.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Get in there.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
You know, we shouted out, We shout out the older
cousins as big you know, perhaps the greatest source of
misinformational black youth. My older cousin was too right, So
I think you got wow. Yeah, Because the Muslims are
a shouted the Muslim homes.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I love y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Like I said, my favorite older cousins Muslim because they
walked that fine line between like halala and haram where
it's just a cold mine for like conspiracy theory, right,
and you know, shouting the Muslim homies because they were
the ones that that hip doesn't told us pork was
and skittles, and that is an irrefutable fact.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's jelatin and that motherfucker that came from like pork.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
That's the only time was right though.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But we'll take you right, yeah, yeah, because because I
want a break call.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
But yeah, but I remember when we were kids. My
favorite older cousin was over and you know we I
was drinking some Sunday light. I asked him he wanted
some nah man, that shit got pig nut in it,
and he just like kept moving it. Did y'all hear
that ship?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm sorry, no, pignut.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I mean, the consistency for sure holds up.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But if you drunk, you don't find a lot of
places in this world.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, regardless if it's true or.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Not, it's good that you didn't drink anymore, Sonnyda, you
can't ain't.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
That wasn't it, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's
not juice.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
I was like, you don't want to prove a point
that way, you know what I mean? Like your cousins like, yeah,
there's pigging that in there, and you're like, so, you know, I.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Just I just shut up, and and that was it
for me. I couldn't let the cool cousin down. Man.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
It's it's fascinating you would bring up Sunny D because
I was sort of going down a list and we
actually talked about this when Hannibal came on the show
a year or so ago. But I was going down
a list of other products that that yellow number five
is contained in, and it includes like Twinkies and a
lot of like those processed pastries. Obviously Mountain Dew, but
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Sonny D, kool Aid jammers, several varieties of Gatorade and
power Aide kool.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Aid jammers, though not the powder.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What's what?
Speaker 6 (39:54):
What was the kool Aid jammer? What we were talking
them up to though? It was getting sucked up?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Come on, man, everybody was drinking.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh we needed.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I was a squeeze it, man, Okay, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm sure squeeze it was doing right by our community,
unlike kool Aid jammers. I'm squeeze that really cared about.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Also a lot of that Tampa CoA. Do you remember Tampa.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, it was orange, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah, that must have had it in there. Tang probably
had some ship in it too, though.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, I think I think.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Anything that was a unnatural color of a color we
know it probably had yellow number five in it.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I drank so much blue Raspberry ship growing up.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
I thought that was yeah, candy corn eminem Starburst, additionally
Captain Crunch and other breakfast cereals. And then it finally
frozen treats like popsicles, like you know, freeze pops and
ship have yellow numbers. Yeah, yep, thet what about those
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little jugs like a quarterbah? Yes, I'm gonna go so
far as to say, yes.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
The cooler I see.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
And Niggas was addicted to that. Niggas, Yeah, it had
slimer on it.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
That was the one that was.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
That was the one. Two boards when I remember when
when those blue Raspberry blowpops dropped and it was like, bro,
come on man, it was like Apple was gotta get
their corners back.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Right now. It's like the tower spell in the.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Wire, Like, yeah, I there's so many things that I
know I was the victim of in terms of like products,
like just they sold me they got when Sprite remixed,
I was like, I am bought the fucking and this
is my company. I will believe in y'all forever, you
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know what I mean. And and the the possibility that
Yellow Number five was likely in all of those things
would certainly explain why my sperm count or certainly my
sperm has morphed the way that it has.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
You know what really got me Starburst jelly beans. I
think that was the best candy that doing our lifetime.
I don't think been anything else after that, Bro, we
had reached the peak Nigga, and you didn't know that
Yellow five was crazy in that month.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I think there's a case for that. I think there's
a case for that, Like Nigga after that was good.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
When that ship, I was like, oh, they just really
did this ship?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You feel me?
Speaker 6 (42:32):
And it's nothing that's hit like that since Bro, no
new can.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
I will say that this all sort of reminds me
of what I've long referred to as the hot dog theory.
This this sort of reminds the hot dog theory. And
this is truly some bullshit I made up. But whenever
you talk to motherfuckers that are like reasonably healthy, they
tell you all the things that are wrong with hot dogs. Oh,
they're just the leftover pieces of all the bullshit. There's hair,
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there's bone in there, whatever the fuck they claim is
inside of a hot dog, And that is objectively true.
Hot Dogs are fucking gross. They are bad for you,
but they completely ignore all the other things that they
are eating that are equally bad for you.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, don't talk to me if you eat drugs out
of a bag, don't tell me what you got eight
dirty fingers in there. I can't eat a hot dog.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Come on, man, there's holes in your brain hot dogs.
But I do think, I do think at its core,
this is sort of what we're up against, is like,
this is just an issue of of everything being poisoned
and you gotta kind of pick your poisons, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, it feels like, what's that, what's that? What's that statement?
There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, That's what it feels like.
It's like you're just gonna get They're gonna get you.
One way or another.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Man. Yeah, you said all the ship that they had.
I'm like, this is all the things that we ate, Like,
I know it's in ramen too. I know it's niggas live.
That's what I wor. I ate so much chicken ramen, Dude.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
That was a foundation of my like you know what
I'm saying, diet for like five years.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
It seems like when they fill up them little ramen packets,
if they're not full all the way, they just pour
yellow number five men. Yeah, a little extra, you know
what I mean, just to make it all the way full.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Because when you open it, you're like, I know this
is bad. You know it's bad. You know it's so
so bad.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
Yeah, bro, I remember in college we told the homie
were paying five bucks if he ate up ramen season
and packing couldn't drink water for an hour, And he
did that ship.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Fu five bucks a lot of money. Though I lived
five US for a week in college one week.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I don't know if I'm still correct, but that's like
forty more ramens.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Fuck something like that. What a mean game? An hour?
An hour? Bro? Yeah?
Speaker 17 (45:06):
With his hides, I turned ray did John had to
put your money together to get them five dollars.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Though, because niggas was broke, he's put a dollar. This
is like refund check season. We were balling our squid
games basically about refund checked, like from the college refund
check or the attack when we was getting fifteen hundred.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
That college refund check was crazy.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Nigga, Jordan Me Jersey Me'll sitting around like emperors being
like you there boy, yeah, throw.
Speaker 10 (45:37):
Shekels at him. Yeah, he's the powder of my newsles
bro got food stamps one time, Nigga. I was making
Deli sandwiches.
Speaker 13 (45:49):
Nigga like, yeah, gray pupon, not pupon, great pupon, that
motherfucker and looking at me crazy like drooling like, yeah, stamps, Nigga,
who stands by yourself?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
You go nuts. I don't have a whole I don't
have like a family. Oh man, you put it.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
That'll make you put a slice of bread in the
middle of your sandwich, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I was, and I would I would go to Whole
Foods because they would pretend like they didn't know how
to run the card, you know what.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
I mean, Be like, I don't know, I never I've
never seen this before.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Run it back from behind the counter.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, I know what I got.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, it's not a chip. No, you don't chip it.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, we don't have the government doesn't have that technology.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
You gotta type the number in the back.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
You gotta type it in.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Honestly, somebody's gonna call you and they're gonna ask for
my address.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
All right.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
The final question I guess is uh. And then maybe
this is this can leave our listeners with a little
bit of hope as we move forward in all of
this is do you all feel like there's something we
can do about this? Is there is there a change
that we can make?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Can we?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
Martin Luther King? Our sperm counts into a freedom that
we we once had or need to have.
Speaker 6 (47:17):
Me not to be realistic, but that's a lot of
ship that is in there.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Bro, I think Babylon has got a fall. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
It seems like it's I don't know what. I guess,
some type of a vegan.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Man, it could be in the vegetables.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
As well, right, it was in the kool aid, bro
we cooked you know.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
It might be a rap man.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
I need to be my phone away from my dig Bro,
I might not have as me as.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
To take off for causes.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Bro, I'm about to cancel the words with friends.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
It sounds like you listen, I misbehaved and you misbehaved,
and it different way, But but it sounds like we
were both acking up.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Tyler.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
You where I know Bory is not believing in this. John, No, Tyler,
are you on the same train where I just don't
think we know what we need to do to remedy it.
You know what I'm saying, like like we've seen that
there's for short drop in it, But where the fuck
is it coming from? Is coming from our cell phones
being our pockets, It's coming from our laps? Is it
(48:24):
coming from us walking through magnetic fucking you know cell
phone feels every everywhere we go like.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
We don't know how to combat it.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Is it coming from the oppression, the oppression of capitalism?
Is it coming from us even in a fucking a
vice our entire life? I think there's so many quality
of life things that it could probably have to do
with as well, that are like more systemic. I would
I would imagine.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I don't know even the idea that they are. They're
just citing like depression and like like a bad mood
as a way of producing less sperm, tells you enough
that like, yo, even even if I avoid the bad
foods and like avoid the microwaves or whatever, the thing
that potentially is a threat at its core, just living
(49:09):
life is gonna make my sperm dwindled to damn near nothing.
Speaker 8 (49:13):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Nature is so cruel and efficient at the same time.
It's like, bro, nigga, you sad, you need to go
die like we don't need.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Any more like it.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Wow, we don't want you, and we don't want anybody
keeping you alive, so we won't. We won't let you reproduce,
so that there's some motherfucker that makes a ventilator for
you to keep living.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Cold game, man, God, damn goddamn boy. Are you a comrade?
What you a comrade?
Speaker 11 (49:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (49:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, okay, I
paid taxes. I'm a I'm a happy capital. Hey, I'm
I'm deep. Don't look deep in this podcast.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm much closer to that though, girl, than he is.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
He just is.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
He'll dip his toe every once in a while because
they spend too much time.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'd just like to talk with my friends.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
But my man is uh, he's sitting on a pile
of gold right now.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Don't do that either. Don't do that either.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't got I got a regular amount.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Of that, man said, don't the comment on the jails,
don't come to my ship, stay in my ground. That's
all you need to know about what.
Speaker 4 (50:25):
I well fellas, this was. This was magical, John John Tyler,
could you tell the people where they can find you
and what cool ship you guys have going on?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yeah, man, you can find us doing the Jenkins and
Jones podcast dropping every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday on the
Volume Network. It's me John and the white guy who
was apsent here one of the good white you're a
fan of, will be a fan of one of the
good ones. But yeah, yeah, that's it man. You can
find us on Twitter, Dragonfly Jones, my mane throw Jethro
(50:59):
Jenkins preciate you having a song man it was a
black Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Thanks, great boy.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
You want to tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Uh ju June eighteenth, you can find me headlining the
DC Improv with Jamel Johnson is going to be a
great time. May nineteenth, Denver, Colorado, High note comedy. We're
bringing in Brad Sativa down from Arkansas. And other than that,
watch Royal Crackers on HBO.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Fuck yeah, And as always, you can follow me at
Langston Kerman in May nineteenth and twentieth, or yeah, nineteenth
and twentieth, I'll be in Cleveland at Hilarities and then June.
God damn it, it don't matter. Just follow me. I'll
figure it out. I should have had these dates prepped.
I didn't. I speak, you speaks, and boy do you
(51:47):
get self conscious when you start scrolling. You're like, wait,
that ain't it. That ain't it? Anyway, The point is
follow follow everybody here there. They're all wonderful people. And
as always, you can send us your conspiracy theories, your drops,
your at accusations of what's happening to our nuts to
mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
hear from you.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
We did it, by bitch, Stay off the damn we
dump the government growing babies.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
My growth chips in your nabies.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
All Kuala bears are.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Racist, the ostal layers, the money ours and many turkey stuff.
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